June 30, 2025 • 11 mins
Baby, y’all really lit Brandon up about that Grindr profile name and guess what? They’re back with more thoughts. In this first-ever bonus drop, Brandon is giving unsolicited but absolutely correct advice on what your Grindr name should (and should not) be. Spoiler: Die With a Smile ain’t it. But they love you anyway. Let’s get messy.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Baby, I know you can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So here's a little more mess because I have more
to say. Now let me tell you something messy. Oh
the way y'all were coming for me after this most
recent episode of tell Me Something Messy. If you haven't
listened to the episode, definitely should. It's a great episode.
(00:23):
It's with Nick Crole and Andrew Reynolds. Okay, it's so flex.
I'm very excited to have those two legendary funny people
on the show. And we talked a lot about you know, Fatherhood,
and we talked a little bit about Big Mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We talked about their new movie. I don't understand you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But I opened the episode talking about Grinder profile names
and one that I saw that I thought was terrifying
died with a smile and I was saying, like, is
that a killer?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And then y'all told.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Me, Nah, mom, that's a Lady Gaga Bruno Mars song,
And you're right, it absolutely is. I remember when the
song came out in the video, I think they're in
blue and it was like a big hair rodeo type.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't know. I think they want did they want
the GRAMM before it? Either way? When I'm on Grinder.
I'm not thinking about Lady Gaga or Bruno Mars. I'm
thinking about to be Frank, Dick and ass.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And your profile name is inviting me to think more
about a profile name on Grinder. Right, some people use
Grinder for dating and shout out to you. Some people
use Grinder to find friends. Shout out to you too.
But the inception of Grinder was for you to find
some good dick and or ass, right, you know, and
(01:43):
or a pussy like whatever it is you could find,
you could find it on the grinds. And I just
think the name that you choose, So your profile name
needs to invite me to want to know more about
that dick that asked that pussy.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And die with the smile doesn't do that for me.
It's just the wrong space.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
For the reference. And then I looked up the lyrics,
you know, just like maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
There's something I'm missing, Maybe it's a song about fucking,
and that there's like a secret code.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's not a song about fucking. As far as I
could tell, here are these lyrics.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I just woke up from a dream where you and
I had to say goodbye, and I don't know what
it all means, but since I survived, I realized, wherever
you go, that's where I'll follow. Nobody's promised tomorrow. So
I'm gonna love you every night like it's the last night.
Like it's the last night.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
If the world was ending, I'd want to be next
to you, if the party was over and our time
on Earth was through.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I want to hold you just for a while and
die with a smile. It's just not giving riand a
profile name to me. I'm so sorry you coming on
too strong. Quite honestly, we just met. That's a picture
of your torso love. That's the picture of your ass, love,
But the inspiring photo you just said, that's your dick.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You want to love me like every night. I love
you every night like it's the last night.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You coming on too strong, Love. If the world was ending,
I want to be next to you, honestly, Babe.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's a little sensitive right now, And it's a little
sensitive right now because the world.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Is doing some crazy things. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I just think it's a I'm watching Love Island. I'm
a pivot, but there's a threat. I've been watching Love island.
I'm trying to catch up. I know it's on like
episode twenty or something like that, and I'm only on
episode nine. It is really horrifying to me that the
show comes out every night, or like what five days
a week or six days a week, because how am
I supposed to?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Like? Where am I finding this time to catch up
on another fucking ten episodes?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Then every time I get a little further, I'm like,
they just drop five more episodes.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Anyways, what I'm watching on the show is people.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
They've been in that fucking villa for like ten days,
and the tensions are a little too high, Like everyone's
a little too serious about the relationships.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's like, baby, I just ten days ago.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
One girl said I love you by accident, but she
said it and I was like, girl, you met him
ten days ago. Also, some of them are fighting, and
you're like, how are you already fighting? It's only been
ten days now. I understand why they're fighting, because they're
on an island. When you're dating somebody, of course, when
you start dating them, they are probably dating other people,
and that's okay, But you don't have to be on
(04:23):
an island watching them date other people. You don't have
to go out with them and then watch them make
out with somebody else that they're also dating, and then
they tell you I'm interested in them. I get it,
the tensions are there for a reason. But I just
feel like they just be doing too much. I feel
like die with a smile as a grinder profile name,
You're doing too much. You're being a little too extra,
(04:43):
You're jumping the gun, You're a little too far ahead.
As Sharay said, whatever happened to Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
For the Real Housewives of Atlanta fans, whatever happened to Hello,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Whatever happened to my name? Is? You know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So while I appreciate you letting me know that died
with the smile as Lady Goga slong, somebody said you
just revealed.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
A little monster. I used to be one of the
biggest little monsters, and I still listen. I'm still a
Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I wouldn't say a Stan because I'm a Beyonce Stan,
like I give her that I'm a Jazz Musullivan Stan.
But I am a Lady Goga fan. I do love
Lady Gaga. I think she is incredible and talented. I
love this new era from an artistic standpoint. I love
how she has not boxed herself in at any point,
even though we sometimes won't let her just fucking you know,
(05:40):
she wants to put out an album of ballads with whoever,
like go off mamma. You know, like sometimes we stress
her to be like, give us pop and she's like, no,
I want to do jazz.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And I love that that's what she does, because who
gives a fuck what the people tell you to do?
Do what the fuck you want to do.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So when you come back to maybe the thing that
you originally did, you come back with a new sense
of play and excitement. This Die with a Smile song
did fly under my radar. I think I watched the
video one time. So in twenty twenty five, more than
a year later after the song comes out, when I
see Die with the Smile on Grinder, I'm not thinking
Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars because I'm on Grinder. I'm
(06:17):
thinking dick Ass and or Pussy and I see them
by it. I'm standing ten toes down on This Die
with a Smile is a terrible Grinder profile name. Do better,
do better. Here are some options for a Grinder profile names.
Winter Apple, Actually Winter would be a sick name. Sometimes
(06:43):
I wish that I chose a different name for a
stage name, because I'm truly giving you my full government
as my stage Brandon kylein Goodman, like, that's my full
fucking government.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And sometimes I just wish I would have created another name.
And Winter good.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Men, baby, that kind of eats Winter good Man. If
I do a name change, y'all gonna be mad at me.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Winter good Men. I'm gonna keep that in my back pocket.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But anyways, Winter uh looking for now, tight hole, loose hole,
big dick, down to fuck DTF put it in my
mouth like. These are great grinder profile names, far better
than Die with a Smile. I hope whoever's profile name
(07:37):
was Die with the Smile doesn't listen to this and
just in case you do, just in case you are
one in a million and you do listen to this pod. Hey, baby,
I'm gonna just call you d w as. So I'm
gonna call you duwas dwass. I'm gonna call you DWAs
dwass love. I see what you did, and maybe you
(07:59):
did it on purpose because you really want to fuck
somebody who is a Lady Gaga and or Brutomar's fan.
In which case, keep Duoss as your profile name because
it's doing what you needed to do.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And honestly, even if that wasn't your intention, fuck would
I have to say.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
If it makes you happy and it's what you want
to do, keep that profile name.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Die with a smile. But I will say to you, Duas,
I have.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
A feeling that you might catch more fish with a
different name. That might not be your intention. So again,
do what you want to do. I'm just offering an
alternate perspective. Do with that as you will. I support
you ultimately, Duas, and I want you to do what
you need to do. I also love the name Dwiss
(08:45):
quite honestly, that's a great name. Duiss Goodman, Wow, Winter Goodman,
Duiss Goodman. Oh, these are good names. These are good names.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It eating its eating anyways, Duass.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Shout out to you and your bold a profile name choice.
It's not for me, but it's not about me. It's
about you and what works for you. And so I'm
glad that you're doing what makes you happy. Ultimately, and
Let that be a lesson for all of us. Let
us always do what makes us happy. Instead of living
(09:19):
our lives for the perception of others, Let's live our
lives for how it feels to us. It may not
look like what everybody else is doing, but if it feels.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Good to you. Work.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I wrote something down sometimes, and this is the people
please your thing. We will hurt ourselves so as to
not hurt somebody else. Sometimes we will sacrifice our own happiness.
And maybe there are times where that's appropriate, But a
lot of times I think we will sacrifice our own
happiness so we don't make somebody else mad, or so
we aren't perceived in a certain.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Way by whoever girl fuck them.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We die at the end of this. Wow, die with
a smile, go back to you. We die at the
end of this. The scenario of living is death. It
happens to all of us. What we all have in
common is three things. We take a shit, we fart,
and we die.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
In that order. Quite honestly, actually it is in that order.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So if you go, if we're gonna die at the
end of this, why are you looking for somebody else?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Live? For you? Do what makes you happy. Okay, fuckome, fucko.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Do you I love you, DWAs and I love you too,
messy patron hoes.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
All right, y'all have a good week.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'm gonna see you on Thursday for a new episode
of tell Me Something Messy.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Don't forget. You can find me on Instagram at Brandon
called Goodman.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You can find our podcast at tell Me Something Messy.
You can also join the community on substack Brandon called
Goodman dot substack dot com.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Listen to tell Me Something.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Messy on the iHeartRadio podcast or anywhere you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Have I said it already? I know I did, but
I'm gonna say it again. Baby, I love you you.
Bye mm hm
Baby, I know you can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So here's a little more mess because I have more
to say. Now let me tell you something messy. Oh
the way y'all were coming for me after this most
recent episode of tell Me Something Messy. If you haven't
listened to the episode, definitely should. It's a great episode.
(00:23):
It's with Nick Crole and Andrew Reynolds. Okay, it's so flex.
I'm very excited to have those two legendary funny people
on the show. And we talked a lot about you know, Fatherhood,
and we talked a little bit about Big Mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We talked about their new movie. I don't understand you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But I opened the episode talking about Grinder profile names
and one that I saw that I thought was terrifying
died with a smile and I was saying, like, is
that a killer?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And then y'all told.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Me, Nah, mom, that's a Lady Gaga Bruno Mars song,
And you're right, it absolutely is. I remember when the
song came out in the video, I think they're in
blue and it was like a big hair rodeo type.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't know. I think they want did they want
the GRAMM before it? Either way? When I'm on Grinder.
I'm not thinking about Lady Gaga or Bruno Mars. I'm
thinking about to be Frank, Dick and ass.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And your profile name is inviting me to think more
about a profile name on Grinder. Right, some people use
Grinder for dating and shout out to you. Some people
use Grinder to find friends. Shout out to you too.
But the inception of Grinder was for you to find
some good dick and or ass, right, you know, and
(01:43):
or a pussy like whatever it is you could find,
you could find it on the grinds. And I just
think the name that you choose, So your profile name
needs to invite me to want to know more about
that dick that asked that pussy.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And die with the smile doesn't do that for me.
It's just the wrong space.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
For the reference. And then I looked up the lyrics,
you know, just like maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
There's something I'm missing, Maybe it's a song about fucking,
and that there's like a secret code.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's not a song about fucking. As far as I
could tell, here are these lyrics.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I just woke up from a dream where you and
I had to say goodbye, and I don't know what
it all means, but since I survived, I realized, wherever
you go, that's where I'll follow. Nobody's promised tomorrow. So
I'm gonna love you every night like it's the last night.
Like it's the last night.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
If the world was ending, I'd want to be next
to you, if the party was over and our time
on Earth was through.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I want to hold you just for a while and
die with a smile. It's just not giving riand a
profile name to me. I'm so sorry you coming on
too strong. Quite honestly, we just met. That's a picture
of your torso love. That's the picture of your ass, love,
But the inspiring photo you just said, that's your dick.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You want to love me like every night. I love
you every night like it's the last night.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You coming on too strong, Love. If the world was ending,
I want to be next to you, honestly, Babe.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's a little sensitive right now, And it's a little
sensitive right now because the world.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Is doing some crazy things. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I just think it's a I'm watching Love Island. I'm
a pivot, but there's a threat. I've been watching Love island.
I'm trying to catch up. I know it's on like
episode twenty or something like that, and I'm only on
episode nine. It is really horrifying to me that the
show comes out every night, or like what five days
a week or six days a week, because how am
I supposed to?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Like? Where am I finding this time to catch up
on another fucking ten episodes?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Then every time I get a little further, I'm like,
they just drop five more episodes.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Anyways, what I'm watching on the show is people.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
They've been in that fucking villa for like ten days,
and the tensions are a little too high, Like everyone's
a little too serious about the relationships.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's like, baby, I just ten days ago.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
One girl said I love you by accident, but she
said it and I was like, girl, you met him
ten days ago. Also, some of them are fighting, and
you're like, how are you already fighting? It's only been
ten days now. I understand why they're fighting, because they're
on an island. When you're dating somebody, of course, when
you start dating them, they are probably dating other people,
and that's okay, But you don't have to be on
(04:23):
an island watching them date other people. You don't have
to go out with them and then watch them make
out with somebody else that they're also dating, and then
they tell you I'm interested in them. I get it,
the tensions are there for a reason. But I just
feel like they just be doing too much. I feel
like die with a smile as a grinder profile name,
You're doing too much. You're being a little too extra,
(04:43):
You're jumping the gun, You're a little too far ahead.
As Sharay said, whatever happened to Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
For the Real Housewives of Atlanta fans, whatever happened to Hello,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Whatever happened to my name? Is? You know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So while I appreciate you letting me know that died
with the smile as Lady Goga slong, somebody said you
just revealed.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
A little monster. I used to be one of the
biggest little monsters, and I still listen. I'm still a
Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I wouldn't say a Stan because I'm a Beyonce Stan,
like I give her that I'm a Jazz Musullivan Stan.
But I am a Lady Goga fan. I do love
Lady Gaga. I think she is incredible and talented. I
love this new era from an artistic standpoint. I love
how she has not boxed herself in at any point,
even though we sometimes won't let her just fucking you know,
(05:40):
she wants to put out an album of ballads with whoever,
like go off mamma. You know, like sometimes we stress
her to be like, give us pop and she's like, no,
I want to do jazz.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And I love that that's what she does, because who
gives a fuck what the people tell you to do?
Do what the fuck you want to do.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So when you come back to maybe the thing that
you originally did, you come back with a new sense
of play and excitement. This Die with a Smile song
did fly under my radar. I think I watched the
video one time. So in twenty twenty five, more than
a year later after the song comes out, when I
see Die with the Smile on Grinder, I'm not thinking
Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars because I'm on Grinder. I'm
(06:17):
thinking dick Ass and or Pussy and I see them
by it. I'm standing ten toes down on This Die
with a Smile is a terrible Grinder profile name. Do better,
do better. Here are some options for a Grinder profile names.
Winter Apple, Actually Winter would be a sick name. Sometimes
(06:43):
I wish that I chose a different name for a
stage name, because I'm truly giving you my full government
as my stage Brandon kylein Goodman, like, that's my full
fucking government.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And sometimes I just wish I would have created another name.
And Winter good.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Men, baby, that kind of eats Winter good Man. If
I do a name change, y'all gonna be mad at me.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Winter good Men. I'm gonna keep that in my back pocket.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But anyways, Winter uh looking for now, tight hole, loose hole,
big dick, down to fuck DTF put it in my
mouth like. These are great grinder profile names, far better
than Die with a Smile. I hope whoever's profile name
(07:37):
was Die with the Smile doesn't listen to this and
just in case you do, just in case you are
one in a million and you do listen to this pod. Hey, baby,
I'm gonna just call you d w as. So I'm
gonna call you duwas dwass. I'm gonna call you DWAs
dwass love. I see what you did, and maybe you
(07:59):
did it on purpose because you really want to fuck
somebody who is a Lady Gaga and or Brutomar's fan.
In which case, keep Duoss as your profile name because
it's doing what you needed to do.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And honestly, even if that wasn't your intention, fuck would
I have to say.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
If it makes you happy and it's what you want
to do, keep that profile name.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Die with a smile. But I will say to you, Duas,
I have.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
A feeling that you might catch more fish with a
different name. That might not be your intention. So again,
do what you want to do. I'm just offering an
alternate perspective. Do with that as you will. I support
you ultimately, Duas, and I want you to do what
you need to do. I also love the name Dwiss
(08:45):
quite honestly, that's a great name. Duiss Goodman, Wow, Winter Goodman,
Duiss Goodman. Oh, these are good names. These are good names.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It eating its eating anyways, Duass.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Shout out to you and your bold a profile name choice.
It's not for me, but it's not about me. It's
about you and what works for you. And so I'm
glad that you're doing what makes you happy. Ultimately, and
Let that be a lesson for all of us. Let
us always do what makes us happy. Instead of living
(09:19):
our lives for the perception of others, Let's live our
lives for how it feels to us. It may not
look like what everybody else is doing, but if it feels.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Good to you. Work.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I wrote something down sometimes, and this is the people
please your thing. We will hurt ourselves so as to
not hurt somebody else. Sometimes we will sacrifice our own happiness.
And maybe there are times where that's appropriate, But a
lot of times I think we will sacrifice our own
happiness so we don't make somebody else mad, or so
we aren't perceived in a certain.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Way by whoever girl fuck them.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We die at the end of this. Wow, die with
a smile, go back to you. We die at the
end of this. The scenario of living is death. It
happens to all of us. What we all have in
common is three things. We take a shit, we fart,
and we die.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
In that order. Quite honestly, actually it is in that order.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So if you go, if we're gonna die at the
end of this, why are you looking for somebody else?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Live? For you? Do what makes you happy. Okay, fuckome, fucko.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Do you I love you, DWAs and I love you too,
messy patron hoes.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
All right, y'all have a good week.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'm gonna see you on Thursday for a new episode
of tell Me Something Messy.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Don't forget. You can find me on Instagram at Brandon
called Goodman.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You can find our podcast at tell Me Something Messy.
You can also join the community on substack Brandon called
Goodman dot substack dot com.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Listen to tell Me Something.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Messy on the iHeartRadio podcast or anywhere you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Have I said it already? I know I did, but
I'm gonna say it again. Baby, I love you you.
Bye mm hm
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