BERT KREISCHER in the Trap! | 85 SOUTH SHOW - The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Negroes a here for us not to know it's at
least one of us.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Okay, but what if it's everybody knows you ready?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
All right? This might be it.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Don't cheat, No, we ain't gonna cheat.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, man, are you.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playing anyone so far? Mhm name the band, name the band,
and I'll give you one hundred dollars. Christ has come.
You never heard this song? No? Know that song?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
The only want Ship.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
By the way, in a comedy club, I cut the music.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
On my phone and all the white people.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Looking, Oh yeah, she's different.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
With you.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You guys never heard this ever? Not Mr hold on,
here you go? You ready, yes, ma'am d Low Yeah
you know, yeah, here we go. Listen to drums. Then
here we got movies.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
H your motor Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
What jum?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
If finding to right? We be.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Ka.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's in boogie nuhing. It's nice Chicago.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't know, night ranger. That's what it is. This
is every if you if you go out and you
sister Christians.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's fucking ship. Oh no, I didn't know this was
my key song for a long time. I know them,
but that's what I'm saying. I know white people do
im like I know where to get a party at
your house. I know where to get the party that
your house going. I know some of y'all anthems, just
the city boy raising sound truth that you're the reason

(02:10):
in my life. You're the inspiration that turned their motherfuck.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Out the hell.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, I know that I know how to get the
white people partly going.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It depends on what you talk about.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
If you're talking about that soft rock, Oh yeah, are
that new wave ship?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh fuck us my ship right here, it's badass. Shout
out to Chris Cornell wrestling man.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Now to eat Black Hall Sun, Come on to last video,
won't you come?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And why the Pain?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't know if there's been a movement in hip
hop that connected with you the way grunge connected with
us when I was nineteen, Like when you like had
this angst of like you didn't really have any problems,
but you wanted that problems and you were like, yeah,
I'm down's a dick.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
No, we really had the problem.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, you really had the problem. We had to creative,
We really had, Man, this ship just sitting in the
dorm room smoking weed with like a fucking six pack
of IP as.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
This white kids but this is the day.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
This is what you don't know. We love this song.
Black people love this song.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Aliyah did her top.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Twenty on b ET and this was on the broad Yeah,
and she.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Talks about sound Guard like she talks about it like
this was one of my favorite songs. Just melodically I
hear and it's like, yeah, this is one of.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
My first bed I ever had that really worked was
when Aliyah had that baby Boy, I'm the man from
the big Ga. You know, boy, I've been watching you.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I can do that.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I can do the whole dance. I've been doing stand up.
I've been doing stand up for like a month. And
I learned to dance in my in my apartment and
I would do it on stage and it was so good.
It would murder hell yeah, slide out there watching you
like in the sky and uh and you.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Shut the funk up.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Shut the funk up, Shut the funk up. This is
borderline racist right now, this is fucking awesome. All smoking
a joint right now? Have we started the podcast?

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
She grew up in Indiana town, had a good looking mama,
was around. Let she grew up talk.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Then she grew up Indiana in the Indiana night.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know this Guy Flory for Judge Gainesville, Florida. Tom
Betty right, yeah, Betty rest in peace?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh my mind, yes, mama lad scene and the.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Gotta keep moving keep God damnit, this is a good song.
Well tell you what we gonna make it feel comfortable.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Hell yeah, we've been knowing what the hell going on?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You never thought you to come in here? He this,
let's be.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Wrong, Let be wrong with white people.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Problem?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Just what's the messageboy? Y'all? Music?

Speaker 7 (05:33):
I know what it is us to get off?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Like, what is it for white people?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'll tell you, I'll tell you is the lyrics? Is
a white guy that connected with me? Can you playing
Tom Petty? You don't know how I feel? Those are
Those are the lyrics when I get I love drinking
on airplanes. I love getting loose and like like listening
to music and like crying. I put on sung guy

(06:00):
and I get so emotional about on the airplane.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
The airplane is easy to cry if you start thinking
about some ship.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I have experienced that.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
This is this is what I can't thinking about my
grandma not crying. But that is what it feels like
to be white.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, let me hear this ship. Oh this right here, man,
it might be being on top of my jetta.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You already white? Let us did so?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
You see sheet, don't you?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Damn that's not going there?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Right here?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
You ready? This is the lyrics. This, this is where
it hits hard feeling close your be white for a second.
So let's get she was a parton let's roll none
of the journ to ready yours.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'm to be prime.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
So you don't know how it's you don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
How it's.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Should be. I think a little more narse assistance.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
You got that right, was a little more to your talk.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, the problems aren't that man? Yeah, this is the
city boy.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, this is this is.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Not a great lyric yet.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I mean for a white person, yes, to the point.
But the reality is if a black person said that
you don't know what it's like to be me people,
Hey man, turn this ship off. This is too depressing.
We know that ain't true.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
That ain't true.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
All this emo ship they got now, there's a whole
name for motherfuckers to be sorrowful, and it's true.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Full now word.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh yeah, they're different, but let's say back in them
days it was it was different.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It is like we're more into gay ship, Like we
like gay ship.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
What you guys? I mean he'd have got too comfortable already,
like he'd have got too much into his whiteness too quick.
Turn it down, turn that down, turn that off, play
some people, and we gotta stamp in this ship.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
He got that come.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
This is not that type of party broke. We have
heard the story and no white music.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
He was ready, you know. Basically it's like gay ship,
don't play no more of that ship? Yeah there you go.
Well this how white people say going around?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
What you got? No more white people music? Yeah? We
go to spy for neative. You supposed the secret lyric.
You don't know. We're gonna study this ship, like what.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Do you say?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
You don't you know me?

Speaker 8 (09:03):
Yay together boy might be able to get your lower
interest rate on your home loan.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Goodness great. Listen to that song and is gonna tell
you everything you need to know about the bear's vesting yourself.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
We be thinking that that ship, but they really, y'all
just like one of my favorite white people song is
that back Loser, And I don't know what the he
talking about?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Get busy with the cheese.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Win you know I'm thinking about I'm up, bitch, I'm
what that pro dinner. I'm a saint.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'll tell you what you know. Star, that's some like hot,
that's like that's like white check said, right.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
There, White take it so many times there's.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Like better, it's better.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's like it's like you ever listen to Roll Up
Strong Wild Horses.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Still, it is dangerous.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
We're gonna have to We're gonna have to listen to
all these songs.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Listen, by the way, this, by the way, this is joy.
Like I love listening to music. I love listening to music.
But like I, I veered away from hip hop. I
was used to be really big in tho hip hop,
like you veer away from it.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh, he was singing along in the concert.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, I just I stopped. I was talking to hip
hop artists h Trindad James. Yeah, it's one of my
favorite songs. Best fucking song. I saw big Boy posted
on this Instagram and I was like, at first I've
ever heard it, and I was fucking hooked and I
was singing along with it. It's a hard song for

(10:51):
a white guy to sing along with. Yeah, there are
a lot of well we sing the word. You know that, right,
that's my dad. I'm saying the word like not when
when you're around, but like when by ourselves in.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Our car, not in our home.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Now what we're doing yard work?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Put the windows up.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, with the windows of the windows.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
All the way up, all the way up, and nobody.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Can s wait, hold on?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Can you imagine singing a hip hop song all going
everything and not enjoying getting inlong? I talked to Snoop
about this. It's a black man when you sing your music.
But when you sing the music, you get involved, right,
you get taken into it. I talked the Snoop about it.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Just make sure the windows up.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah. Well I got self conscious of it, and I
was like, this isn't just isn't healthy. Probably, and so.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
You probably enjoyed it morning your ship.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
No no, no, no, no, not in a bad way,
but in like games, how much to enjoy it?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I know the first time I wasn't saying it.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I wasn't especially.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Being in the song. And that's saying, yes, you're enjoying.
I was enjoying the music.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, you know what it up before he actually learned it,
and then when he learned it, he did a whole
little performance and we're like, oh wait, did somebody get
in this mother with me?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I know all the words this.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
That's the difference between my perion being black in America
being white in America, Because if you're a white man
and there's a word that you know you can't say
out loud, you know you can't say it. But we
don't even have a word that we can say to
piss y'all off. As bad as that ship pisses us off.
If there was like a white people saw that we
could sing and know that we with white people where

(12:29):
they see a group of black people singing it, we would, man,
you imagine if the national anthem is like.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
The only you say to a white person. Now, to
make a man really like that would work like that
is call him a racist. It's a hard one to
come back. It's like they will fight to not be
the what like that's the one like.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
You just gotta be. You don't know how it you
don't know how it be.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
You know, I just know about the way that motherfucker
looked at me.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah that's uh, yeah, you can't. You can't come back
from that. It calls Canadian, that'll piss us off. Yeah,
someone got paid for my fucking health insurance.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
The white people problems right there all the way. What
we got it here? Man, this is this we already
here talking. Ship got to talking. Did you even know that?
That's how that ship was gonna start.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, I'm fan of show. That's my favorite part. That
My favorite part of the show is at the beginning
when you guys were on blunts and no one's really
paying attention. It feels like you're eavesdropping. Yeah, that's exactly
what I like it. Yeah, yeah, I like I like that,
And I like when everyone gets too high and they're
all having their own thoughts and no one's talking. That's
one of my favorite moments.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I wish I had my little glens so.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Here see if you have the same prescription.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, I don't even wigglings. Listen, man already. I can
tell you one of the craziest things about this man
that I know. This is Van Wilder. You know, this
is who the movie Van Wilder was based on.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
This, This is the machine. Yes, I'm a man of
many masks, I got. I gotta give it that.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Like, that's that's always been a special.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Thing in my mind.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
If you're a comedian and you could turn a joke
into a movie.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, it's rare.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
It only happens a few times, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
the first example I ever was introduced was Robin Harris
Baby's Kids, Buddy, you know what I'm saying. Or one
joke that's a fucking whole movie.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
And to be able to do.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
That, I think that's that's something every comedian kind of
probably to do a wal you.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Know what I'm saying, Like your joke into a movie.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I think I got lucky. I got to tell that
joke over and over and over again. He got because
if everyone had to turn over hours, you know, like
when Louis started doing it, everyone started turning over hours.
And that was the one joke that I at wherever
I went, they were like tell it. So I kept
telling it, And I think that's what got me to
do it as a movie. It was I milked that
cow like a closet of dairy farmer in the nineteen thirties. Boy,

(15:17):
just taking my time with it, right, what one k man?
How you being?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
You successful?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
You look you got his own drink now making those
business moves.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Let's go. I watched you guys blow up, and it
was like fun to watch what you guys were doing. Yeah,
I remember I was doing theaters and you guys were
doing You did the the making the Me and Snooper
shot a TV show in there, and so and so.

(15:57):
I had been in that arena and I was like, man,
I can't imagine selling this out. And then like two
weeks later, you guys sold it out. I was blown away.
I've been watching you guys for a while and I
love the podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I love you know.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I love wilding out. I love wilding out going come on,
I want a million times are going to be opposing people,
but we're old. It's not just yeah, ages got it. Yeah,
I've seen people suck on it and it's really tough.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
So when I said, everybody feelay.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
But look but look on the low on the load,
just being there, being around it and being it is
they chose to suck. Wait, they chose it like because
they won't so everybody can call you mad. It's dance
the whole episode.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I told her, Maddie, she's fun as fucking.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Is fucking nuts.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
She is Wow. I wish I could tell some out
of school stories.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
About Maddie, like she what is what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
We took her. We took her to Amsterdam where for
Chinese New York and I was doing a show in
amstam was Chinese kneears and it was Winston Churchill day.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
What the fuck is Winston Churchill?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Hell day? Man? They gang over there? What is that Churchill?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
That's why I just said, what heat the British Martin
Luther King?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
That is not far off, that is not far off.
I never heard of Winston Churchill.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
You're black guy, Winston Churchill.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh, we ain't black. But I didn't know they had
a day.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
For no, no, no, I celebrate every day he died.
The day died. I celebrate that day every year, January
twenty fourth, because he was.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
In Winston Churchill all day is this bird's own personal holiday.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
It's my day. So I lived my life like he
lived his life. So he woke up every morning and
he had a soft Scotch with cigar, eggs over eggs, sunny,
signed up eggs, bacon, ham toast, jam, coffee, the paper,
and he sat in bed for three hours, having drinks
and smoking a cigar, and he got in the bath
for an hour. Then he went They started drinking champagne.

(18:00):
He was the Prime Minister of England. Started drinking champagne,
take a walk around four, have another cigar, have cognac
up until dinner time, and then have whiskey at his house.
So I live and by the way, he was a gangster.
When it came to like Hitler was like. Hitler was like, uh,
we're gonna attack Britain and Winsor's I was like, we'll fight.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Him on the feet, We'll fighting the land.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Like he was the one, the British guy with balls
that stood up to him. And that's why Britton never
got taken by Hitler. So Winston Churchill was a gangster,
but he partied his dick off. So once a year
I celebrated. I lived my life like Winston Churchill. I
put on a suit, take a back like that.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Man.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
We caught that dick south l Dick fell off last night.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Man had to get it reattacked and dick over.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
I want to knock it off again tomorrow night. We've
got to stand up at your fiery.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, you don't say he would be weird to get
st in a way fer he's bought in his dick off.
N we all know that he loved, have a good
sam in my line.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I just think it's great that you get to know
that much information about somebody ain't a black man that
we knew of in history, where we could know with
that bigga ate for breakfast and what he drank.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
And all of that small stuff like you know, I mean.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
No, I'm talking about that was the prime minister or
something with Martin Luther King.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
For breakfast whatever he could have that day.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
They do that Martin Martin Luther King had her do
pass rolex. Yeah, they had a dough pasle. We never
I was obsessed with him. I have been picture of
him my tour bots, but I was obsessed with him.
Why because I don't know this was like yeah, yeah,
how am I getting paid? No? No, it was I

(19:55):
just think he's a fucking I know a lot about
Martin Luther. I like the picture of Martin Luther King
on his two of us.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Look at the white people, like yes he does, yeah,
yeah he does, yes, yes he does. We have to
look at it every time before we leave, yeah, makes
us look at it every day. And then we see
the Negro national anthem, which I haven't fully learned the
words so yet.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I don't. I don't know that was no. I yeah,
I got a picture of Martin Kings good luck. I
got had it over side of the tour bus. And
he's just a solid dude to look at. Cheers up.
He was at I had lunch. They had a picture
of him at uh at the Capitol Grille. I took
a picture of it. I was like, just a fucking

(20:44):
it looks like he's looking at you.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Look out, Marla the King looking at you, all white people.
Every time they get a picture of madel the King,
you dirty motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
He does have that look right there.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Look it's important, man, man, I gotta ass. But like
you know, just from being wild to being one of
my favorite movies, Like you know what I mean, how
how did you stay alive so long? I don't know
how how have you looked through some of this shit
that I've personally witnessed you do on social media? Like how?

(21:24):
Like what how do you do it?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Man?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
You know?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'm for real. I work out like crazy, like I
work out every morning. And I'm also not I don't
have the like alcohol thing, like the alcoholic gene. I
just like to party like I have a good time.
So I can know when to pull it back and
then get I always wake up early, I always work out,
saw in a cold punge, drink a lot of water,
and I don't I don't look, I didn't get famous

(21:50):
until I was later in life, like I can get
success until like forty four. So like I kind of
look at this as like it was a real opportunity.
So I'm gonna go after it. I don't care what
anyone say. I'm gonna work my ass off every day.
The health is the most important thing. And I think
I think I just bust mass in the gym. I
work out of crazy.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I mean because you you've okay well in that case,
Like what's the that you can remember? Of course, because
I know the most you've ever partied, like the one
time that would be number one on your list from
all of the ship that you've done.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
At night, they parted, they dig so.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
But you guys don't say that that Pam, hey boy,
Now what's your streak?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
My streak? Party streak? Id? Like I had to quit
drinking because of our fully loaded tour because it was
like it was crazy. I mean, I was like we
bring like thirty comics on the road. We have seven
tour buses. We do all outdoor UH Minor League baseball
stadiums and UH and some arenas, but a lot of
outdoor shows like amphitheaters during the summer, cold beer in

(23:00):
the morning, e mushrooms in the afternoon, going on inner
tubes down the river like smoking weed would still work out.
And by the end we did the Gorge twenty three
thousand people. It was amazing. It was amazing. If you
I wish I could saw you a picture. It's one
of the most beautiful venues I've ever done in my life.
Set upon the stages on the edge the rim of
a huge gorge like the Grand Canyon. It's amazing. Where

(23:23):
and uh, it's in Washington. It's in George, Washington. And
and it's all the seats are rock outcrops carbon.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Where is George, Washington in Washington State? Oh okay, yeah, Washington, DC.
I think it might have been a secret place. It's
in George, Washington.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
It is Washington State. Yeah, And I've done Red Rocks.
Red Rocks pretty badass. It's gorgeous, gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
So you're telling me you did a show in bed
rock and.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's I mean, it's overwhelming as
an entertainer. It's one of those times when you're on stage,
like this ship is not going to happen a lot
in my life. I should really slow down and enjoy it.
And at the end of that, I was really partying
at a clip that was unhealthy. Like I was like
I would at the end of my show. I'd tell
the Sheen bring everyone on stage, and then I kill

(24:10):
like four beers on stage and just murder them. The
place is going nuts and just and then I bring
the other comics were always with murder beers. And then
at the end of that, I was like, all right,
I gotta stop. I'm Unhealthy'm two undred and seventy five
pounds in Reddit was like he's dying. He's definitely dying
and uh And so I I lost forty five pounds,
stopped drinking for three months, and now I'm back. I

(24:30):
just launched a VOT and I'm ready to get fucking down.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh Jesus, Yeah, you guys don't drink really, do you.
I don't drink it out well, you don't drink it
out well, Clayton does.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, not like that?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, no, yeah, I have to say just caase you
do you want to office somebody to give it you want?

Speaker 10 (24:49):
Yeah, I try something, Yeah, yeah, try the man over
there you want.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
But I was gonna say this man, you you go
for what I I've seen of you, you know, social
media and stuff. You go both extremes. Yeah, and you
go hard for the party ship. But then, like you said,
you jumping in an ice bath and.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, cold punchers are awesome. Right, I'm a person of extremes,
Like I'm right now on carnivore. So I'm just eating
steaks every day, steaks, fish, just meat. I don't really
fuck with baseball.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Just switch, just going carnivore of mode.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
So I was at the cardiologist and he was like, man,
you don't look good. These are numbers aren't good. We're worre.
I'm now I'm worried. And my wife was there and
I was just fucking lost. I was like, dude, I'm
too understanding five pounds. I don't know what to do.
And he was like, I'll tell you what. There's a
lot of health benefits to being in katosis like a keto,
and he goes, should call Rogan and see and talk
to Rogan about it, and I took call Rogan, and

(25:48):
and Rogan's like, yeah, man, I'm carnivore and I feel
a ton of benefit from it. So I tried it,
and I enjoyed it. I enjoyed eating rabbis at night.
I enjoyed cheeseburgers with the animal style, with the like
the lettuce on the acid proteins, and I all of
a sudden, this weight started coming off and I started
feeling better. And so I was just stuck with it.
But I can work in extremes, like like tomorrow morning,

(26:09):
I'll wake up by seven thirty work out. I punish myself,
like I don't I go. If you're gonna have drinks tonight,
then you better pay the tax tomorrow, like get down there,
do it and uh and then but also it's like
I got really excited coming down here. You know, I've
been a fan for you guys for a while. And
I was like, I was like, I don't wonder if
they're gonna drink. I wonder if they're gonna smoke, Like

(26:30):
I wonder, oh, I should get a good cocktails. Like
I get excited for life like I do, Like I
like the party. Then I like the energy of the hang.
You know, it's just fun for me.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
You're discovering it.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I got, I got, I brought this, I got I
PA's Do you ever do like that?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I know, I know what it is, though you don't.
I don't. I don't drink it all anymore. But I
started doing comedy at the Greensboro Comedy's on really in Greensboro.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I just saw that it's still there, right, I just
walked past that the other day.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, in Greensboro, Parris on the pizzas right across the street.
So I'm very well versed in how white people drink.
And I have learned more about what I'm never gonna
drink again from drinking with white people than I have
ever learned from drinking with my people. Because it's a
couple of things. Rumplements. See, that's not it.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
That's not a joke though, right, Like, ain't that what that? No,
that's liquors tasting us.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's like peppermint snap. I think it's peppermint snaps if
I'm not mistaken. Those double I p as.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Oh, yes, I got one of those right now. You
want double I p A. That's like a fat white
guy with a beer beer.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Listen, Yeah, see y'all. Y'all do, y'all do. That's y'all's
mall liquor, High gravity. You know what I'm saying. Nine
a beer can, that's y'all's mall liquor. Y'll try, y'all rebranded.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
It something crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
At all the.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Hills in Winston Sett, they used to have on Wednesdays,
you can go get double ipa shots, I mean beers
for fifty cents. They would give them away because they
had just opened this bark or the foothill and they
brewed their own beer, so they were giving it away
trying to get people to come. So me and my
man Jerome would go down there and drink double IPAs.
We would chug these bitches. I'm just wasted. I'll never forget, man.

(28:24):
I don't know how we got home. We had some
girls with us. We went to Burger King. I remember that,
But I remember the next thing. I remember. I woke
up and everybody was in the living room passed out
and it was food everywhere, like letters on the wall,
burgers and shit on the floor, Like did we have
a food fighting this bitch? Like how fuck did this

(28:45):
fool get everywhere? I say, man, it's over with. This
is stupid, This is dumb. And then the difference is
I've learned that white people, when I'm interacted with them,
they always fuck it. Bro, Just go back to Burger
King and get another burger, do it again, trip it Oh,
I don't even know what happened the last time. Why
the fuck are we gonna do it again? So that's
the difference is, y'all don't have a limit, you know

(29:06):
what I mean? Just y'all are real no limit soldiers.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Y'all.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
You're gonna go until it ain't no more to go
for you like that. I don't know any of them
not like that. No, because the thing about us, in
my opinion, is we gonna say something to you to
chastise you in a way where you ain't gonnaanna do
that shit no more. Somebody uncle or something. You get
too drunk around the right person and your family or

(29:30):
your friends, somebody gonna be like, man, hey, the fuck
is wrong with you? Your drunk ass on somewhere. That's
what I was about to say. Your friends are a
lot more forgiving. They know that you're gonna get drunk
and acting fucking food and do a whole bunch of
shit and they still gonna love you and be like,
hey man, that's just how you get when you get drunk.
Black people, you might get one or two times to

(29:51):
get at drunk and have an incident start. Yes, we
go to jail broke and we can't get out. Like
like you.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
You don't stop it from happening.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, I mean it doesn't, but it does not stop it.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Everybody knows a drunk motherfucker that you're not stopping him
when he's like you know what, You're not going to
be around him to be around you, and you're want
him not there.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Now you say that, I don't like. I'm like, something
familiar for me is like the really drunk white guy
who's trying to fight people, and like you don't really
see that with black dudes.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
You guys kind of like that now that happens, Like
that happens that Hennessy, man, that Hennessy bring a thug
out of a square. I've seen it happen, oh man,
that Hennessy will make it money. I knocked your bitch
head sady here. Nick. He was like, no, you all,
you're drunk.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
You When I saw a picture of Bruce Lee drinking Hennessy.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I started it started all making sense. Yeah, drinking in it.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
I guess it was for a movie or something he
was doing, but he was drinking Hennessy.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Something to that.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
I don't want to be racist, but Asia Asian people
fuck with it. Your boy, Timothy, he fucked with the
heavy wait him on Junk was the number three buyer
of Hennessy the world, the world see Hennessy. Make you
think you can know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
He's a connection. Wanted to be on the podcast with
career and do it.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Absolutely now we will never be able to come on.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Robin came back. Why wouldn't you come back? He Robin
don't know he and he's an NBA multiple NBA champion.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Hell know, dude, I would in a fucking Harvey You'll
be on the way to see me.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Kim Jong, I bet you would. Your story.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
I like the story.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
But see that's the thing, that's a level of safety
that you will be able to come back to that you.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Ain't gonna be able to do all this ship you
do over there. You think you're gonna let you be
you are you gonna swim out and stipulation that's gonna love.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Me I'm gonna take a shit on a pizza box.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Going to heaven.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Listen, I want to party with Putin, man, I heard
that guy fucking gets down. I just you get on
the internet. Putin's like, Putin's the leader of Russia because
it is kind of a I love like when like
things line up, you know, and you go, oh, that's
why that works. So Putin is the leader of Russia
because life expensive expensity of the average Russian male is

(32:36):
like fifty five, right, so they die really youngster not
really healthful, healthy over there. I mean when I was there,
everyone drank like fucking fish a day and night. But
the women live longer. The women their life expenses is
like seventy and so they don't really have men that age.
It's like it's like a rarity of the guys who

(32:57):
are like seventy five years old, that are in shape,
that are in control our alcoholics. So like all the
women vote for Putin because he's like they're justin bieber.
So like tis why he takes pictures of him on
the horse shirtless, like fighting a bear.

Speaker 11 (33:11):
You ever see those rushing Billy d Williams, Yeah, Billy,
he gots are like he's my guy.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Hold on, man, we might have to just start bringing
you on here every three months to just translate the
ship into white people for us. You had to just
break down what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Been going on? Man? Like what I thought? He was
just a bad motherfucker who was around there slepting people
and running that ship like stude night.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I didn't know. We always sex symbol over there.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
And Putin's old KGB and when and when the wall
here's this is why we have Putin right, so the
wall falls, Putin's in like Berlin or some ship, and
no one calls him. He kg KGB and no one
calls him, and he fucking goes fuck every one. You
know that, You know when you get like like everyone
goes out and parties, and then you see it on

(34:04):
inscrim next day you're like, what the fuck don't want
to call me. That's why I happened to Putin in Germany?
What you mean nobody called him the fucking garbachoff when
the wall let him know, knowing just they left him
on his post like whatever, and so he got a
he got a chip on his shoulder. He's like, I
run this country. I'll show you. And that's how we
got putin damn. Yeah, boy, this is I just listen

(34:28):
to podcasts and so like I listened as ship while
I sleep, Like last night I listened about the Spanish
flu and.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
The original flu original Yeah yeah man, yeah, that was
the original COVID that ship. It's so crazy when you
look back at that ship, like you see the pictures
of the people with masks on and don't wear a mask,
you get put out. And this was nineteen eighteen.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Do you guys miss the pandemic at all? I do too,
so badly. Yeah, yeah, so much fun.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah. I think that that should be like your Winston
Churchill Day. We should have at least like a week
where we celebrate the pandemic. That would you know what
I mean? The Anniversal House, the anniversary standing the house
for a week.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
How do we make it a holiday?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
With holiday like make sure you.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Can wear masks and everything every day?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Everybody? Yeah you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I take it too far and get vacated.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah you know, let's let's do it. Fuck it. Everybody
come out with a shot, you know, with the demand
right now with.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
The COVID test, the stations and yeah, shot of living.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yeah, that was that I went to that with pictures
of in the pandemic, Like I went through my pictures
of that time, and it's so like I was like, man,
I hung out with my daughters every day, every night.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
The best pandemic to me is that I got to
kick it with my daughter every day.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Man.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
And it was like and they didn't they couldn't go anywhere,
so they weren't like chomping at the bit to leave.
They're just like it's like it's like having a prison.
So you're like, so where are you from?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
You know?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
And so that's it was like by my daughters and
that was the best. Yeah, I can see.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
That I ain't have my son to the pandemic, so
yeah I could, but.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Wow, I ain't have them. It was it was dead.
I drove my car faster than I ever drove drove.
I drove, I was flying highest ship. I did rogan
during the pandemic, like my first week when everyone's really
staying homeowner, especially La, and we got high as fuck
and I was like, hey, man, I can't drive, and
it was like there's no cops. I was like, what

(36:36):
it was like, yeah, just driving. I drove home that
day and I was like fucking windows down, the only
one in the interstate like this. I love the pandemic.
I felt like fucking like a mad Max. It was awesome,
went down the ship.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
I started just doing it at night, like I would
pull out at night. I felt like a night like
and you would only see all motherfuckers that were out
there fucking off the motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Motherfuckers is fast.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
But I was. I was out there in l A,
l A. C Yeah, bitch out. I remember the woman
was videotape. I was walking my dog with my daughters
and I had the neck gator and I had it
down and this woman's walking on the other side of
the street. She got her phone and she records me,
and she goes, you don't have your mask on. Put

(37:22):
your mask on, and I just I was. I was like,
and you're a cunt and she and she recorded it
and I got paniced that I get canceled for calls
some chicken cunt. But like, but I remember there were
people so strict about masks in l A. So strict
people were masks in their car. Yeah they put it.
They have a mask on in their car driving by themselves.

(37:43):
Just don't want to get it for myself.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
My fols do all the type of ship man wear
the same man as the whole pandemic.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Mask.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I couldn't wear the white man wear the black mask.
Black masks was a little cooler. White masks just looks
really like like you like you just come into the doctor.
Yeah jail, No, yeah, what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
And the disease though the pandemic was the bitch.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Did you ever see T Pain's mask game?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
T b t Bany is my friend. I tried to
write a song with him, the Ryeah. It's called back
to that one. It's called Mississippi Looking. It was about
eating ass. Paint was like, it's a good fucking titles,
a good title.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
It is, it's about It's definitely a blues record.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
No. T. Pay Man had like designer leather masks made
like Gucci masks, like and they were they were like,
uh like almost like you see you know slipnot. Yeah,
they're like slipknot masks. They were like leather and they
would they it would be like a dragon's face and
it would be up over zero like he made like

(39:06):
he had spent like ten grand on masks. It was
like the next level we were doing the TV show
and we had to wear those masks and he come
in with that mask. I'd be like, God, damn, you're
mask here. It was next level?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
When did you get into comedy?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Like?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Because you and what made you know that this was
what you wanted to do? Because if you already are
living a lifestyle of partying, then you already the life
of the party. So I mean, what made you want
to stand on stage?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I think it's probably I'm assuming it happened to all
of us. But like everyone just said I was funny.
Everyone was like, You're the funniest person I've ever met. Me.
He's trusting that. Yeah, you remember when you first heard that.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I remember the.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Very first day I heard that I had. I didn't
know my wife, my girlfriend was cheating on me at
the time. I didn't know that. We were taking a
ride a bus ride from Tallahassee to Clemson like all
our friends, and uh, I went up on the microphone
and just started freestyling, just making fun of people going
around the bus and they were crying and I was

(40:05):
doing this thing. I was also at this little thing
that I would sprinkle in where I would go all
right for a million dollars would you, And I'd give
two crazy scenarios, but they were wild and funny, and
I was murdering. I got done and I was humming.
You know when you get off stage and you're not
done yet, you're like.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
And so my buddy was like, dude, you gotta do
stand up. You're so funny. And then Rolling Stone Art
wrote a more article about me and call me the
number one party an them in the country. And when
I was in college and someone let me try stand up,
I did it at Pop Bellies and Tallahassee.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
And oh yeah, that's one of my favorite restaurants.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, Pop Ellies in Tallahassee. And I did like thirty minutes,
twenty minutes probably, and it was real stream of conscious
and it just it was like natural. It was like really,
and I was like, this what I'm doing for the
rest of my life. I moved to New York. Will
Smith discovered me like six months later, and then UH
started doing TV and then all that shit fell away
and I had to start at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
That sucks. Man.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
When you like think you have heat this back in
the day, I don't you. Oh. I had a development deal.
I had two development deals. Back to back, I had
two TV shows. I have like three TV shows, and
then all of them they were all on TV and
then and then all that went away. And at the
same time, I got my wife. My wife now I'm
pregnant and I and I was like, fuck, I don't

(41:22):
know what I'm gonna do. I really honestly was like,
how do you I don't because if you're you know this,
But like, if you're local, you get hooked up with
guys going you know, let me take you into uh,
let me take you into Knoxville. There's a club there.
I can get you past that. But when you're in LA,
it's like there was no way to figure out how
to get to become a feature or a host.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
So when Will Smith discovered you, that took you from
New York to LA.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yes, I started. That's when I first moved to LA.
Stayed at the Universal, shared him for seven months, and uh,
he taught me how to sell a TV show. He
was He was a really great guy and everyone makes
fun of Will. I love him to death, I really do.
He taught me how to sell a TV show, told
me about Hollywood. He was the he was the fucking
best and but yeah, and so then from when Georgia

(42:07):
was born in two thousand and four to like, I
mean a long time, I just I went host, I
had to start over scratch host, feature headliner, and then
and then I was stuck at that like fifteen hundred
dollars headliner thirteen hundred dollars headliner for a long time.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
But why would you Okay, so what made you say
you didn't experience success until about forty four Because if you, like,
if you had two development deals and three TV shows,
that's success. Yeah, but if you feel like it was.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Oh yeah, no, but it went away when when he
goes away, there's nothing. See I'm I say it like
you guys don't live in this Like now, I'm not
shitting on LA. But LA is like a vapping place,
like it's there's competition, and there's people will be your
friend and they then they fucking hate you in a second.
And if you get heat in LA and it goes away,

(42:58):
you're like a pariah. No one wants to talk talk
to you. And so and that's just the way all
that works, it is. I'm sorry I say that, but
and so when my ship went away, everyone was like, well,
he's a failure. Now he's not going to come No
one doesn't come back, you know. And so do you
remember a guy him Chicken? Yeah I heard about him. Yeah,
he was from Atlanta. He was from Atlanta. He was
one of those guys end up killing himself. But like

(43:19):
your heat goes away and then no one wanted to
touch you, and yes, LA was funked up back then,
and then what up? That's what's up?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Congrat win we want to image. Yeah, that's great gratulation, graduations.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Ship. I didn't know what he was doing, Burt, I
just want to I'll speak for all of us. I'm
so happy and proud of what we've done. He go
on the show and except that ship O behalf of
my brother's over. They're gonna party or dicks off.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
So when when did you say congratulations?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
That's really fucking fit think it. That's amazing. Like after
all of that, though, what made you feel like you
successful again? Like what was that moment for you?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
So even like I made money, I made money, but
like I did travel channel, I travel Channel for for
a long time, but it wasn't there was no future
in it. And then when I started selling tickets. I mean,
that's the only way when you know you're in control
of your destiny, when you're not paid for by some
studio and then they tell you, hey, man, you gotta
change your hat. I'm like that hat, You're like, and

(44:41):
then you have to do it. Because but when I
started selling tickets by myself, and there's probably seven it's
gotta be seven years, eight years ago, maybe nine years ago,
that's when you feel like you start getting success. And
then you do theaters and you're like, oh shit, man,
like there's that's a rarefied error of guy guys who
get to do theaters and then arenas and you're like, okay,

(45:04):
that's okay. This is like I don't know, I guess
this is like a gift. And then but like that's
when I started selling tickets at clubs and I was
in control of my own destiny. That's when when I
could like do a promo video and then I watched
take a show sellout and then and then I was like,
that's when it matters.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I mean, anyone can get booked in something, you know,
you know, so.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Hollywood shit, you fired when the job over, Like whenever
the job over you fired.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
You fired sometimes before the job starts. You ever hear
those stories Guys going for a table read, you booked,
you booked the role. You sit down for the table
read and someone doesn't like you, and then like get
rid of them, and then that person gets fired and
it sometimes it's their show. Happened to Drew Carrey. Drew
Carrey had his own show, went in, goes to the
table reading. They're like, get rid of him, and you're like,

(45:54):
oh you can, you can fire me from my ship,
from my ship. Yeah, it's crazy, Gonna get another more
to play you, Yeah, Hollywood's It's so cool what's happening
now with being in control of your own narrative and
being able to do your own thing like stand up
podcasting ex changed the game exponentially. I mean, this isn't

(46:16):
like there's never been anything like this. This is like
wild West shit, like Charlie Chaplin shit. And I think
it's the coolest fucking thing that's ever happened, especially to
just hear other people's voices, you know, Like for the
longtime podcasting was just white dudes, it was, and then
all of a sudden, you see your voices come out
like Cam and Mace fucking even like Pat McAfee's sports

(46:40):
is changing, like women the Murder Mystery ones. I mean,
I love history podcasts, but the ce podcasting really blossom
is like Dude, Sky's the fucking limit.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yeah, I remember when the only I remember the first
podcast I ever listened to was Bill Burr And this
was years ago when Burr.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Was just he do by himself Monday morning talking.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
And now it's developed into something completely different. Like you,
I don't know if you've paid attention to, you know,
the climate of you know, comedy on our side. But
I got a question, Yes, are you being fucking serious?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
The entire world is paying attention exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, you gotta make sure
you but it's.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
The biggest thing happening in comedy.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
If that happened on what you saying, like beef sitting
all of that stuff on with you guys, and does
it isn't handled the same way.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
No, So I'm saying this with respect, But so we
did that what Kat did, we did like twelve years ago.
We didn't know, like I mean this with respect to Kat,
like Cat went on the podcast, like my cap scares
on podcasts he's wild on the podcast. Like it's almost
like it's morning radio. Do you remember when you do
morning radio and you be like, I don't want to
hear that shit, and you just go we heard told

(47:53):
him turn off and go to sleep, like like now
you wake up and got ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
But like, but like we burned our bridge when we
first started podcasting. We talked wild shit about each other
and it ruined a lot of friendships. It ruined I
had polarized fans, like and so we don't do that anymore.
Like I'm just saying, white dudes, like we still talk shit.
It happens, but our beefs our beefs are handled behind
behind the curtain. Because I definitely did it. I definitely

(48:23):
did it. I'm one of the people that did it,
and it was man, I would never do it again.
Talked about someone and stole a joke, called him out
and then and I've did it about a couple of
people where I was like just being real, like you're drunk,
you're high, you're talking shit, and and I've done it recently.
I mean I've done it recently. And every time I go, god,
damn it, what the fuck is wrong with me, and

(48:43):
it just doesn't serve because you end up losing fans
and it too. It doesn't it doesn't help. I mean,
you know, but I mean I will say, having said
all that, that fucking Kat Williams and I listened to
it like five times. It was mesmerizer. I listened to
my caps on all the smoke like got all I got.

(49:04):
I'm like, I mean when k when Cam and Mace
we're talking about gang banging bitches. I must have listened
to that clip times. Why it makes it's just because
you know what it is is because that that voice,
that honesty is not often shared in media honesty where
someone goes, yo, here's everything you need to know about me.

(49:26):
I'm not gonna lie to you. I am broken, I
am flawed. This is it have with it what you
may and and it's refreshing. It's fun man. It's what
I love about what you guys do is it's honest
and refreshing and fun. When it ross just disappeared, that's how.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
You can't create that.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
And on the Today Show that's not fucking happening.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah. I don't know how refreshing that was, but it
was honest.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
It was so funny you guys go, await is he
coming back?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Like you guys, we did. We knew he wasn't coming
back like that wasn't a thought at all. We just
was trying to fak got what we were going to do. Now, Yeah,
I'm saying, all right, so what we're doing, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
But like how many shows, how many TVs shows?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
You didn't have shit to do with us? It was no,
not at all.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
It's still one of the strangers with the moments.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
For sure. We'll live in infamy for that. But you know,
I think that you know, you people. I forget what
podcast I was on that somebody used you as an
example in comparison to us in regards to success and
what it looks like to be successful and you know,
getting to a certain level. So like, what is it

(50:38):
on the other side of the game, what is the
bar for success? What do you guys judge it on?
You know what I mean? Because like over here, you
know what I mean, we might look at somebody who
you know, get a Netflix special in that be it
you know what I'm saying. Is it the same or
is it a different barometer that you judged success by?
You don't I think.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I think. I think the target's always moving, because you know,
what I thought was like really really sexy in the
business probably like five years ago. He's changed so much
and it's like you also, I have to redefine and
allow myself to not be closed minded and go I'm
gonna try certain stuff, like I mean, I did the movie,

(51:20):
and I didn't think I ever wanted to be an actor.
I really didn't. I love stand up, but I love podcasts,
like this is my natural habitat is just shooting the shit.
I love this more than anything. It doesn't feel like
work and I feel fulfilled. And so I never thought
I wanted to be an actor. I was like, someone's
gonna tell me what to say and then they're gonna
tell me how to do it. And then I did
a movie and I was like, oh, this is the
coolest thing I've ever done in my life. And so
I now I for me, man, I don't I just

(51:45):
want I really focus on stand up. I want my
stand up to be so good, and I wanted to connect.
I want people to go like, oh that's my guy.
Do you remember when do you remember when we all
first started and you find your guy where you're like, god,
I mean I can watch him fucking night. How does
he do that? And you this is the cool thing.
I don't know if this ever happened with you guys,

(52:06):
but you quote him with your check. Like my wife
and I would quote David Tel jokes because we love
David Tel. She'd be like, booglely, booglely, watch out. It
was like our inside joke. I want to do that,
like I want that. I want to transcensor that. You
can get into people's lives like that where they're like,
you know, and that happens sometimes, but I think that's
when you're at your best. You become a part of

(52:27):
someone else's personality a little bit.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Now if you especially if you just put in work
wherever you're at and putting in like it's so many
people that come up and remind me of shit that
I did, and I'm like, man, I was terrible. Oh
I was doing that shit. But they remember being like, man,
you was funny all the way back then when you
was doing the shit on Wesley Chapel and you like
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Like, yeah, y'all, I wasn't even listening.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
But that's the people that ride with you the hardest,
and they've put everybody onto you.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
You know what I'm saying. I wrote twelve people to
your show.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah yeah, it wasn't when it wasn't number thirteen people
one person boards, Well that's crazy. What made his shirt off?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I used to get sad on the road because I,
you know, I'm.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
You don't know how it's.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
You go to a club on them. You get there
on Wednesday to do Thursday morning press and then you
wake up Thursday night before the show and there's seventy
five people and you're like fuck. And then the manager's like, yeah,
it doesn't look good this week, and You're like fuck.
And so I would be like bummed, and I'd be like,
why am I even doing this? I should be all
with my kids. And then one night I was in

(53:42):
Dayton and I got on stage. He gave me a
bucket of Heinekens doc. I got Ram Dayton and I
got on stage and he was playing Ram Jam on
the thing and he was you can see him in
the DJ booth. I could see his little head sticking
out and he was giggling, and I was like, this
should be fun. I ripped my shirt off from the
crowd seventy five people went nuts, and I was like

(54:02):
I was and I started laughing how silly it is.
And then I was like, okay, So then if I
ever felt that I knew it all the time, I
just ripped my shirt off and it would cheer me up.
And then I started doing a lot. And then one
night in Columbus, Ohio, I ripped my shirt off and
something happened in the audience, and I started dealing with that,
and then we started going and then twenty minutes and
I was like, I have my shirt on, and I

(54:23):
was like, I was like, oh, I'm gonna put my
shirt on. This chick in the back goes, well, keep
it off, and that's so I kept it off. But
it was it was it was a big man. It
was a big man in the back. That was a
big bitch. That's what you got to tell you. Yeah,
she has socks on and crocs like she's like she

(54:44):
was a big woman. She and and then I did
a shirtless and then I started liking it, like I
was like, oh, you know what I'll do, So I'll
perform on the road shirtless and now I'll do a
specially with a shirt on and I'll be like that
much stronger. It's like swimming with overalls on, you know.
And then when I went to do a special, I
was like, I can't. I can't before the shirt. I'm
uncomfortable the shirt on. And that was my thing.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah, I mean that one of the dobest pictures I
ever seen to use you in. I don't know what
arena you in. It was us your shirt off like this,
but uh that was Florida State.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Yeah, I see, we did it right, We did it
right back to back, had the black power fists up.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I was like, look at Bert. I didn't even know
that you had Martin Luther King and your bus. It's
probably why you pose like that. But that was a
crazy picture. Man, Just to see all those people in
all of those lights. What did that feel like? You
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
It was it was awesome that It's awesome. You have
the same feeling, you know, I mean, that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I want to get your perspective.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
It's such a great Like, my favorite moment is walking
on stage. I got a couple of favorite moments, like
getting ready to go on stage and knowing and seeing
the arena stage like Allegian or or TV gardens. Yeah,
and you see that and you're like, fuck, man, this
is this is this is just played.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
It sold out. You go and then you walk on.
And then for me, the walk on is great, right,
but when I take my shirt off and you hear
the pop is that's like fucking that's intoxicating, addictive. And
then my favorite now, like I said, I'll cry, Like
sometimes if you do a show and it's really hot
and you say thank you know, you know, Greensboro, thank you,

(56:20):
good night, and if they all stand up quick like that,
it'll overwhelm me where you're like fuck, and then I'll
get I'll get emotional. I got emotional. And where were
we just at last weekend? What in Toronto? In Toronto?
With the where the Raptors play? I got off. I
was like, I'm working on a new hour. So I'm

(56:40):
kind of tight with the first twenty five definitely, but
like the late parts a little sloppy, I think. But
it was a tight special, I said, and I didn't.
I did like fifty five minutes and then told the
machine and when I said Toronto, they popped up quick
and I started I started getting teary eyed, and then they.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
See you crying and then they're like make them fucking cry.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
They go even harder, and then you start getting teared up.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
You're like, then there, like Michael Jackson, you know how
he used to cry?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
He did? Yeah, Michael Jackson's the crowd all the time. Man,
No what, Yeah, I don't mind it. I cry a
lot very easily. Should have hit you. Yeah, I think
it's because I think it's like the vulnerability when you
have kids kind of open up a party that never
was supposed to be opened.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
You'd be crying at the fuck it h the little
commercials where.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You love Valentine pants.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
As funny as he.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
This past my daughter's and Auntie really she they this
past has been a part of my life for a
long time I met her. This is my best. This
is one of the best Miss Past stories in my opinion. So,
I we're doing podcasts, like we're all doing Rogan at
the time, but and then we all start our own podcast.
It's gotta be like twelve years ago or something, and uh,

(57:58):
I'm Indianapolis and someone it's me up on Twitter and
they're like, you need to interview Miss Patt And they Tager,
and Miss Pat's like, I'm in Indianapolis, let's do it.
So I reach out. I'm like, hey, I'm I'm gonna
I'm gonna do Bob and Tom in the morning, but
then let's do a podcast. After that she was like.
He was like, okay, so I do Bob and Tom all.
The person said. The thing is ask her about when

(58:19):
her nipple got shot off, And so I come back
to my room. This is this is so funny to me.
I come back. Miss Patt shows up with her son,
who's like, I think like thirty at the time, and
Pat and then Pat and I sent to a podcast
and her son takes off his shoes and socks and

(58:40):
gets in my hotel bed and goes to sleep. He
went to sleep in my mad He just was like
and he just started he snoring through the podcast and
then my man and I was like, I'm not going
to sleep in the bed.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Yes, fu still I wake up. Yeah, but yeah, she
murdered it.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
She was She's so good ship. I've known path for
I love her to death. Which I took her on
my cruise. She brought all the black people, like twenty
five it was, and that was all her family and
uh and they man, they made the cruise so much
fucking fun.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yeah, we mess luthormus past.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
She brought all the black So if she wouldn't have
been there, it would have been now, it would have
been zero.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
It be not even.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I don't think anyone that worked on the cruise was black.
What do white people say when that happens?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
They just wait until it's almost over, and then they
like wait five minutes when they pull off and ain't
no black people, and they were like another successful.

Speaker 12 (59:36):
Event, got their heads again, should be black, dude, white
wait here, pull off, pull off, he's almost here.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
You know that?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Go go go go, go, go go go, So he
do you know that? Fast?

Speaker 7 (59:50):
Put the phone in feet, come sweet, like.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Look sweet, yeah, into the event before y'all realized the
all white party. And now you now turn this motherfucker.

Speaker 13 (01:00:10):
Mister christ Joe, all of my ride, you know, nig nigga, niggagga, nigga,
brunal more.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I love James.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah, pop the body. I'm sweating.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
They got one with a Rick James, and I mean
Rick flypp.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Oh yeah, sure that's funked up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I'm personally a big Joe Rogan fan. Man, I love
to go Joe Man.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
I listen to Joe Rogan, even when I know they bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Exactly, Man, I love to go Joe talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
I can make that call.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
There's a talking about Joe Hill correctly ship in real
time too, Like he'll find out some ship right there
and motherfucker look it up and be like, hold on,
was with it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Actually? So you know what I'm saying with that smarter
as he likes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
You know, I just had been a fan since he
was making people eat cockroaches and ship or fifth factor.
He didn't make them do nothing. No, I mean not
make it. You're right, You're right, you're right. Don't take
that back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
I want to put that on most inches of this horse.
Peenis the next round. It was fucking captivated. Throws it?

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Push?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Do it? Come on? What? He doesn't have to throw
up for Reple. He doesn't throw up. He doesn't throw up.
He's watched so much of that ship it just doesn't bother.

(01:01:48):
I can see that, bro. Yeah, yeah, Rogan Man, Rogan
is the best, and and he's and he's interested in
so much ship, Like, uh, did you guys play pool
at all? Uh? He's obsessed with billiards. Yes, oh no,
he's like he's like competition level because he put like
when you when you we got a new house, we

(01:02:11):
got a pool table in it. And I called him
and I was like, hey, man, like wait, so good
pool Q. I don't know anything about pool qu's And
he was like, the top, I'll take care of it.
The next week, like fucking ten thousand dollars worth of
pool que show up in my house, all beautiful in
leg graphite, and they're like, this is from Joe. You know,
like he's very generous, but he's like he's got really

(01:02:32):
cool interests, Like you and him will get along crazy.
You know that right, because he's a car guy. Oh
he's real and he's and he's your car guy. He
got some six The ship you're into is what he's into.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Yeah, I go up there and just imagine, man, Joe, Yeah, man,
what do you know about Belinciaga's nothing? Nothing. No, I'm
sure you can get in contact with somebody who knows
you know what I mean, But yeah, I definitely would
know so much. Me too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Man who said he went, uh chasing a dinosaur in
the Congos.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's ship.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
I'll be walking through the airport listening to me too.
Sometimes I just need to give that type of shit
people that he get on there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
It's like, Yo, these people are real people like and
like you. You don't have any access to hearing these
stories anymore, I think because once they scrub YouTube, the
original YouTube, all the good content that was on there
where you can get all of these stories and information,
Like he's the only place that for somehow they don't

(01:03:35):
scrub the ship. When you go to Joe Rogan and
talk about it, like people go and say stuff that
I know you're not supposed to be able to say,
that CIA agent dude that he had on there that
told all him. I'm like, Yo, how is this on?
How were we watching this right now?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
I don't understand how he gets some of his guess
there's two things I don't understand about Joe. How he's
so he's interested in shit, but he does the research also,
so like if he has a guy that is denying age,
Joe's done all the virus research to go in to
have that conversation, Like I don't can't do that, like
I he like sometimes he'll talk to me and I'll
just tap out, like he can see it in my eyes.

(01:04:12):
He'll be like, like, what do you know about simulation theory?
And I go, I'm not listening.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I don't drink some of that word up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Man, you guys should do Rogan because he's It would
be a fun conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah, I would love to talk to Joe, just questions.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Like that, I feel guilty that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
I feel like that is a pandemic thing, Like, I mean,
I don't know if it coincided with it, but it
seemed like at the same time when shit was shutting down,
that was also kind of popping in.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, Joe moved Austin, moved Austin, Tim Dillon moved Austin.
Shane Gillison's in Austin. Everyone lives in Austin now, and
Joe's club as it's Texas. Texas is all about freedom.
It's like called liberty. It's almost a libertary. It's it's
republican really, but it's almost about libertarian and like, don't
come on my land, I'll kill you. You know, it's

(01:05:05):
Texas a little bit. Basically, don't tell me to wear
a mask, don't tell me to get lated.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Austin is not for white people.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Is Houston. I thought Houston was Vietnamese. White people is
in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
No, Nashville is white people.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I don't know about that. That feels white people don't
know about Naville. By the way, this is my favorite
thing to do in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Keep going. Nashville is definitely white people. In Atlanta, white.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
People in Patterson, New Jersey is Albanians Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
What did you just say?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Patterson? Paterson, New Jersey is Albanians. And Okay, I love this.
I love this more than anything. So wait, Houston is
from its Vietnamese as fucked because there are adjacent longitudes.
So so the same ship you get in Houston and

(01:05:58):
in New Orleans got ofs and it's the same as.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Vietnam when you go to Vietnam.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Man, can I tell you something that blew my mind?
We had dinner with the Hulu tribe in Africa and
they made us dinner. We're in the outfits, like the
Hulu outfits, the warrior outfits, and the guy starts seeing
us dinner and I said, damn it, man, this tastes
like fucking cracker barrel. Like it tastes like it tastes
like soul food. It tastes like like what my wife,

(01:06:25):
what my wife? My wife makes and they said, yeah,
it's the same, it's the same, all the same ingredients.
Soul food really is from Africa. I didn't understand that.
I did not get that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Your wife from Africa.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
No, no, mars from Georgia. So like everything, you know,
everything food here is a yeah and so like so
like like like black eyed peas, corn bread, collar greens.
But we do this every New Year's Eve, every New
Year's Day. We have collar greens, black eyed peas, corn
bread every.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Black family in America, for the most part, for luck.
Right now, you do it for luck. Yeah, you got
to have this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Don't say I'm calling FaceTime with my wife. I'm facing
my wife. She looks hot in that picture.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
I don't do that because I don't know. I know
what that leads to watch. So I can't believe you're
saying this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
I thought this. I thought this was my wife's family.
I didn't know that this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Was this bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Better answer, she's gonna say this. You think I'm in
laying in back?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
What do you watch?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
It goes? God, damn it. Boozy's so good, so good.
He really is gold Man like he doesn't. He takes
his moments when it's in on podcast, and I got
even my wife called back because she we do greens
for money, black eyed peas for lucky, the corn bread,

(01:07:54):
like we have the whole We do that every year
we throw a big party.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Every black family in America has been doing that Black appage.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah, can I introduce you that we.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Pull You know what I mean? Some people say you
got to have We're put turkey and then you know
what I mean. It just depends on how you do it.
But that's my whole life. Every New Year's Day, every
news New Year's Day, that's what you eat.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
God man, what about? Can I turn you guys on
the Chinese Nears.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
I've heard about it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
It's so good. You love it. You dress on red.
It's in January, it's the lunar New Years. I call
it Chinese Nears. I'm sure that's not what you're supposed
to call it, but like it's our best friends with Chinese.
What the one is? And uh, you group and you
get you get it's all about gambling and being loud.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Right, so you're about gambling and being loud.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
You wear red, You wear red and you go in
you get Crisp one dollar bills, all ones. I do
whatever year it is, I do two thousand and twenty four.
I do twenty twenty four one dollar bills. And then
you make the kids gamble. You gamble and you drink
and you're yelling, you loud and you and my our
friend has a dragon come in. It's we go to

(01:09:01):
the next level. What you never do? I was because Vietnamese.
He's like, yeah, yeah, vietnames Yeah, Vietnamese does Lunar New Year. Yeah,
and it's all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
About long if you do it dragging, No like that.
I don't want them. I don't want to get dragging
from bro.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
You go to the you know, you go to the
Chinese Cultural Center and you go, Yo, we want to
hire because it's it's it's the part of the leture people. Yeah. Yeah,
they come up with a paper.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Dragon was talking about. So you want to knows so the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Big things, big things he was talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I got a video. I got a video.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
I regretted, regretted, So they do we do Chinese New Years.
I'm dressed. I go on Amazon. I got an Asian outfit, right,
shoes like beautiful shoes, Asian top to bottom beautiful a
silk and then I go and I get ones. I
go hard on the paint. When it comes celebrating, when
it comes to partying, I like the thing right, and
it's all about luck. Chinese news is all about luck.

(01:10:08):
So we go in. They bring the dragon. Uh fucking uh.
Oliver Stone was there, random as fuck. Oliver Stone shows
up this party and and all the children are done,
and it's all about money and throwing money around and
being loose with money and gambling and it's good luck
to make it rain on people, and so there and

(01:10:29):
they were like, hey, can you make it rain on
the children? And so I'm shirtless, drunk, I got a
cigar in my mouth and I'm on a ladder with
like twenty Vietnamese Asian kids just going come on. They
just like like and I did it, And they go,
can we post that on our social like? They did?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
They did?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
They did, they did. Damn that video. That video got
in and off the internet, and I was like, thank you.
Then I went to Oliver Stone. I want if to
Oliver Stone, drunk as fuck with the thousands. He optioned
the rights to my life when I was in college.

(01:11:07):
Tell him, I mean theoretically, I don't want to get
the weeds on him cause I tell her, damn want
the movie ended up, and so uh I went up
to him trunks fuck and I was like, you know,
you know your heroes, or you have your hero and
you have your sentence planning what you're gonna say, Like
you have a sentence planning. If you see Michael Jordan,
do you have a sentence ready?

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Hell yeah? What is it? Oh? I love this? Hell yeah,
I got a sentence ready. And man, fuck you too, Mike.
I was just trying to say, hi, nigga. Fuck, I
ain't even have to talk.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
To me like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I got to say something back to Mike because I've
heard stories about how Mike na. They say, Mike Nigga's greasy.
You are man, ain't mad? Just want to make it
your hand wait for me, poe ass nigga, Like I
was saying, baby, I'm gonna go ahead and get and
you just standing there looking like that. That's what I've heard.
That's what comedian is said Norri too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Oh yeah, commedian, I heard that story too, sorry too.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
I will hope that. I will hope your noy said
man nigga somebody introduced him to Jordan's and Jordan looked
at him and said fuck rap and kept So I
would hope that I will be able to say something. Yeah,
I would hoping that I wouldn't be able to have

(01:12:22):
a conversation with Jordan. Let him know how amazing he is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
But just ready, I'll be Jordan Jordan.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Just think, no, Jordan, Ready, Jordan.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Jordan's, let's get you off. I'll be Jordan's. I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Ready ready, because this is the reason I'm not gonna
do it. Because if I ever.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Run into you's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
You rehearse that you the motherfucker was talking that white man.
What the nigga? The funk out my face? Go holler
at bird, motherfucker take my shoes off to nigga.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Yeah, no, y'all, y'all, y'all look comedy you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Got you, So I guess you better go to him.

Speaker 14 (01:13:09):
Scatty So you scanty boys, Yeah, you can't say that
because if you do, Charles smack ship out you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
So it's like this, you never did that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Be the one clip you saying, Oh you the motherfucker
who's said, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Who's your guy? Like, who would be your guy? You
got your status planned? You've met a lot of like
all all our hero you know, I meant quite a few.
You should have saw your face. You's the dumbest thing

(01:13:49):
I ever seld the podcast. That's the dumbest thing I've
ever said the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
The dumbest thing I believe in.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
You believe in time travel?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Shut the funk up nowhut the funk up? Mag You
see why I don't do no ship, that white ship.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
But no, he looked at him every real that was
real he was doing withal.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
I was really.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Looked at me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
I was like, Mark, you met one of the king.
Hold it up the fun I should have white things.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Close over Jesus Martin. You know I met Martin Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Yeah, I was talking about Laurence, not the King.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
The best thing I've never been a part of a podcast.
This is I'm so sorry, but yeah, that was Martin Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
I was referring to not not I don't have a sing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
That's what this counter do because you see, mother, can't
you guard?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Have one? Like uh like uh I don't know, I
see I'm easy like I can kind of not be
a fan of someone, but if I say him person,
I get excited to meet him, Like I'd be like, like,
shut the fuck up, Tyler Perry, You're amazing, Like I'd
lose my ship. I'm not a big title parent fan,
but if I met him, I know the ship he's

(01:15:21):
done and all of a sudden that it would overwhelm me,
and I'll be like, god damn it, Like madea dude,
I saw I saw him adia movie the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
You ain't been to the studio, no, but.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
In studio crazy now, Yeah, as somebody that's worked over
there the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
For make Nick Cannon like I'm I'm I'm a casual
a Cannon fan, Like I knew him when he was
a child. Through through Will we both had deals at
the same time, and I geek out. If I saw
Nick Cannon, I'd geek out. I'd be like I did,
geeked out of a fucking Whiskeyalifa, Like I was just
like because I follow him doing the kickbox and ship
and I think it's cool as fuck. I didn't think

(01:16:05):
he's cool. I can't help, but man, I'm fifty one
years old and I don't need to and I'm famous.
I don't need to introduce myself to people, but if
I see you, I'll come up and be like, dude,
I'm a big fan, like a child. I love it. Man.
I'm at Doug William quarterback for the Bucks, my hero
growing up, my hero growing up. No, No, the Bucks.
I was a kid in Tampa. We didn't have any

(01:16:26):
civic pride. We didn't have the Falcons or the or
the Hawks, no dominique, we had no one. We had
Doug fucking William, the old school Bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Yeah, with the greenstickle uniform with.

Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
Old worst.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
Nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Old Patriot uniforms are fucking bad. Now, old Patriot, the rhythm,
the old Patriot where the Patriot was.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Yeah, shut up, wrong with y'all. Martin Luther.

Speaker 10 (01:17:15):
Lauren's like, Martin is one of the one of the
I'm talking about realist people I've ever met man be
able to and it's for me, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I grew up watching this dude every day like this.
We would mimic this person like we would. He raised
our generation his show. We still as black people from
our general, especially our generation, we still watch it every
time it's on, even though we've seen every episode ten
times and you're gonna watch it every time. That's how
impactful he is as a entertainer all across the board.

(01:17:49):
But when I met him, the way he treated me
just made me appreciate the fact that you can get
to this level and still be this type of dude.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
That's the thing, you know what I like. I think I'm
I probably paid that text too far. But man, when
people give you a little bit of generosity with their
time and they're famous, I don't think they realize how
much it lands on us. Where you go like, you
didn't have to be nice. I'm in Shack today. Shack's
like a I grew up in Tampa, went to school

(01:18:19):
for State or the magic showed up when I was
a kid, and Shack showed up a penny and I
was like, that was the that was like it brought
a civic pride to be a part of Florida. And
Shaq didn't have to be the nicest guy in the world,
but he was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
And then you walk away and you're like, that's the motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
And then I say this to us, because I think
we're all a little bit in the situation is then
that should dictate how you behave with your fans where
you go, Like, let me give you a second. I
seen you, I saw you do it. You know, I
follow you guys like crazy. I do. I do. I'm
obsessive about it. When I get into something, I get
into it and I love it. I love it. I
watched fucking DC on FID go to his old He

(01:18:59):
went to his old high school and like had lunch
with the lunch there and like a pair of like
slide sock shorts and a wife beater and went back
and hung out of his high school. I loved that
kind of shit. I watched you you were doing it
was one of you guys were doing the vlog. You
were doing a show, and you drove out in your
car when people came out to see your car until
the time talking about your car. Rogan does that. Rogan's

(01:19:19):
generous with his time, like he'll give you love. And
it's that dictates to me how I behave. I mean,
I've gotten too far with that. I used to tell
everyone what bar I was going to after the theater,
and then we'd all go to the bar. I take
pictures for an hour because I'm just so I feel
so lucky to be there, you know, because we all
we all came up in the same like road clubs

(01:19:42):
where like where I when I was at Greensboro and
at the Company Zone walk by the club and I
actually had a second or a pause and I thought,
how crazy. It's a little bit of survivors remorse. How
crazy is that that I got out of that system,
because that system's dirty, that says, someem wants you to
do drugs and funck their way matresses and fucking and
do one hour then always killsey. You can get pussy

(01:20:04):
at the end of the night, but you got to
be the guy that goes. But I want to be
better than that and I want to create. And it's
and it's kind of be a thing that is inside
of you, because if it's not, you get stuck in
that system. And then you're the guy that's like the
king of Greensboro. You know, he's probably still there. You
probably know the guy that started and he's like, yeah,
fuck you. They get bitter and jaded.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Yeah, but no, the guy that the guy that was
that was the big name and he actually does Connival
cruise lines now. But I know who's his name was,
Chris Wilds. His name is Chris Wilds, he was the man,
but he moved on and uh, you know he does
the Connival cruise lines now. But he was the king
of the comedy on in Greensboro.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
That's the thing you got to get out of is
being the king. It's a big fish in a little pond.
It's like, yo, put me in the biggest pond, right,
because you're not growing. If you're not in a big pond,
you just get a certain size.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
But what I will say to his credit is that
he did open up his platform to the young comics.
So I'm product.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Those guys are different. Those guys can give you a
chance to put you on and sometimes you'll you'll leap
frog past them and they're still cool.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
That's the best.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
It's crazy, Like, it's crazy how different we are as
men right are past in life, but we do connect
on comedy and that and then it's it's a little
bit of an equalizer, is that we've all had rough sets.
We all had to do the humiliating thing where you
do the open mics and and and you get confused
about your career and you don't know what you're doing,

(01:21:32):
and you're reaching out to your friends, you're leaning on
your friends. It's like the cool thing. I moved to
New York. I thought, you know, Tallahassee is pretty segregated,
its fam and it's too Florida state, and and when
I moved to New York, club maybe see. But other
than that, it's kind of crazy that that it exists.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Like wing the Winston Southern State wake Forest. Is this
the same way?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
What's the different world?

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
You'll be all you should never come across nobody outside
of anybody like you. Yeah, the same thing for f SU,
you know, I mean it'd be more sparse.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
But the black dudes that f F s U all
played football.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
And they had white people that fam you yeah, they did.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
There was a comic there's a comic kind of fam
white dude. I forget his name. I'm sorry, man. But
like when I moved to New York, it was real.
I mean, my big thing was I did coke, and
like all the black comics that coke som in l
A and you O, New York everyone still did coke
and like and no white and so that's how I

(01:22:39):
got to meet the black comics like all like twenty
what fuck damn, we don't please edit that outing that
we want to be known. God damn, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I'm funked up. I'm fed up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
The key, Uh, what the wrong to you, guys? Joe,
he's definitely you know what he's gonna do. I had
to put it out, man, had to put it out.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Man. You looked at the monitor and it don't work.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
That monitor is playing Tetris and he is all right, okay,
but you have a party. Delete that back there, redact.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
All the black comics did coked, No.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Not all a black comedge.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Coke was my party.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I got down and I got down. I was out
of college, I was young. I got down and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
I just had some cool fucking nights. I had some
really cool nights where you shut up and there was
nothing about anything, just talking, comedy, just talking.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
This is a side up to bro.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Nothing, just hanging out with some black dudes doing some coke.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
What does that feel like? What is cocaine?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
You never done?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
I won't let me just tell you cocaine is better
than web pussy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
You are fucking liar.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
You remember the first Remember the first time you do it? Ship,
you got the game? You know you never do so
it delivers, right, it delivers. Remember the first time you
didn't wear column and you were like, oh, this is differently, right,
Cocaine does that same thing to you, the same thing.

(01:24:39):
It goes, it goes. We got superpowers. We could rip
a tree out of the ground if we wanted to.
You don't know how.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
It's know what you feel that powered up, that's the
confidence that that's the wild cos.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
It's like a lot of people do coke and just
do coke, and a lot of people like not everyone's
addicted to it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Just what you do coke and you do something you know,
just go back to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
No, you go up and you stay up. Watch sunrise
in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
You get these electric blue sunrises.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
They're fucking beautiful. Like, I'll never trade these days. I
know regrets. Obviously, have my children listening. I don't want
them to do anything I did. I don't want any
kid out there to do what I did. I will
tell you an electric blue sunrise with some coke, a
little bit of wasts, a little bit of a watists
playing in the background, and you're fucking out there just going, man,

(01:25:36):
I'm fucking getting after it. This is it was. It
was the coolest time in my life. And then you
just don't do coke. Like coke, so you can't do
the sunrise ain't electric if you ain't on cocaine. Buddy's
cocaine Sunrise. There's nothing like it. There's nothing like it.
And there's men I know that you're friends with. I
know they're going. I know what he's talking about. It's

(01:25:59):
fucking awesome. They watch right now my way. Yeah yeah,
and they just don't do it like you don't do it.
I mean, it's like I'm not like a big at a.
I love, I love getting in this ship, but like
just something, what's your limit for getting into ship? Uh?

(01:26:20):
It's like a barometer of like if people look sideways
at you, so you you know Heroin, No, I've done it,
but like it's pharmaceutical heroin. Everyone's done pharmaceutical. No I
gotta go it. Yeah No, Like, okay, I'm done. I've
done that. You drank codeine before fu Yes, come on, brother,

(01:26:44):
you don't understand how black I am. Like when I
heard about Lean, what I heard about Lean me and
my buddy is God damn it, he's talking about his liver.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
Jesus, you know what I know how black man.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Pull Joe Burt.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
If you don't drink lean.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
When I first heard about Lean, I I'm crying this ship.
I'm getting a start from cold and fright up getting.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
God and we got we got lead is awesome. It
is so good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
They don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
But someone maybe just the greatest man. Have you ever
lea no?

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Really great?

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
I gotta say I'm jaded though. I come from out
of a community, and you know where I come from.
Drug use that it doesn't there are no beautiful sunrises
when you see people dope. I'm from a lot of sunsets. Boy,
sunset don't never come back out. I just remember, remember
how this is the way I look at cocaine and
anything white anything. You remember how Mufossa was telling Simber like,

(01:28:10):
don't go over there, and you don't don't go over there,
do not go there. That's that's where. That's the way
I look at anything cocaine, heroin, any of that. No, No,
I've seen it do some treacherous things to family and friends. Man.
I'm good. That's why I asked, like, what is it like?

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Because it's a lot of all done is a lot
of and it's uh, it's it's just creational drug use.
But it's like it's good. Let me hit the olso
you me we still.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
I'm having talking about I don't want to mix it
with the brown and the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
But yeah, somebody bring the bottle of this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
No, it's good and neat. I'm not megging this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Dad, Why vodka and all of the the drinks that
you got?

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
What you're doing driving the boat? So I felt like
I felt like, I feel like I'm going to use
a car analogy. When you go to buy a car,
you know what kind of car you want. No one's
going to tell you you should get a kiya, you know,
Like I don't want a kiya.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
I know what I want.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
And that's how I feel about whiskey. Right, whiskey people,
you got family ties to whiskey, Like Mama, I'm a
Jamison family because we're Irish Catholic, and then the bush
Mills is Irish Protestant, so like we don't fuck with
bush Mills. We drink James. It's a tie, So I'm
not gonna fuck with whiskey. I felt like me and
Tommy both felt I should say, being Toma, it's not

(01:29:40):
just me, Me and Tom felt like tequila was saturated market.
You got Mark Wahlberg, you got the Rock, you got
George Clooney, you got so many tequila's out there, Sammy
Hagar and then I, you know, my Russian mafia story
is obviously clear. I'm a big vodka but I was
a big vodka drinker to lose weight, Like I just
drink vodka soda because it was clean. I get up,

(01:30:01):
I can work out the next day. And so we've
I said, let's lean into vodka. We're gonna be wine.
We had a lot of beers come at us. And
then Tommy is real smart. I know you guys probably
win your team. You got one guy. I won't pick
who it is, could I think? I know you have
a Tommy. You have a bird, like a wild person
who's like all over the place. And then you got
someone's like, hey, we do have to show up and

(01:30:23):
get this done. And that's Tommy. And so he was like, Yo,
if we're going to do this, let's do this right.
Let's me and you invest in the company, put all
our money in it, and then and we'll build the company.
And we can and no one tells us.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
What to do.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
And then we went and we went through like I mean,
crazy amounts of vodka to taste that vodka, and that
vodka is clean, it's round, really round. It's it's a
good mixer. But more important, you can drink it on
the rocks. And uh, I'm really happy with it, man.
And like I said earlier, you know, I'm not like
a I'm not just soda water with so good.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
What's the name doctor Pepper and water? No, that's all right,
doctor Pepper. War that kool Aid.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Playing, I can't do that clo clothing that we got company.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
No hold on, you know, I'm the kool Aid guy
right in the morning? Man?

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
It was where you get that from? Where did it
come from? You drinking kool Aid in the amy?

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
A gallon?

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Two gallons?

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Are you drinking to? Just give us the recipe? Wow?
Why the the one?

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
But I want you to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
I want you so good? Can you give us the
recipe before? Don't shun him?

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Are you think?

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Why aren't I allowed to drink kool Aid now in
the morning?

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Two gallons a day, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
To get into a lot of with this coming, you
drink two gallons of KOOLI who introduced you to kool aid.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
I mean, I guo ladies whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
No, no, no, I mean it's the type whoever got a
lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
It was the same thing I learned about cocaine. I believe, No, no,
no cool. I've been looking kool aid my whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
And then but you know the way the way you
said it. You know, we're assuming that it's the type
of kool aid that we drink. No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
So I've had. I've had. It's not And I say
that I know that because I've had soulful coolid soulful
kool aid. You're like, holy ship, this is fucking addictive,
Like I feel a rosh like you. They're stirring with
their hands in the back like it's is fucking good sugar.
But I do I do the I do not hearing

(01:32:42):
the Jefferson's end credits.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Don't kool aid is not healthy?

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
So what what version of nomber what you're drinking? I
was drinking white peoplesool aid. They're like single serving pats
that are ten calories.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
No, that ain't the same.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
No, it's not ship, but it's kool aid.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
I mean, for the namesake, it is. But but you
never had that kool Aid, Buddy, you gotta have that
kool Aid. It's so good. Which it's a low calorie
kool Aid. No, I always carried. I've been my backpack
like a tree. I love are How great is kool Aid?

(01:33:43):
If you get high and you go and sit in
your backyard and have a kool Aid.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Not low calories? Making this ship me me?

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
I do. I take those little packets, put them in
a growler, like a like an I p a growler,
put yeah, and it crushed old and I drink it
all day long, and every time I put it to
my lips, I go, yeah, man, damn b I feel

(01:34:14):
like I might be the white first white person you ever.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Had this show, and the first one yeah yeah, yeah
we had it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
Might be the first fifty year old white person.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Yeah, grill, white person that we've had on the show
that is entrenched in whiteness enough to be able to
help us understand it from a perspective we've never got before.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
Your secret.

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
Sky cocaine white.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
I got the white people question.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
What time do white people go to bed?

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
Because every time you ride past the white people's neighborhood
him sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Yeah, sleeps really important?

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
What time do white people go to being.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Do you track your sleep?

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
You do? How do you sleep?

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Excellent?

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
What's your heart rate? Resting? Heart rate?

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
What ship is there?

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
I tracked my I tracked my asleep. Let me hear
your heart the six piece per minute? And when I
sleep and I tracked my sleep sleep tracking like you
put some ship on the loop. I wear it and
it's all you got to do. It gives me all
my stats. I wake up in the morning, I get
really excited. I checked my sleep. I wake up, I
wonder how I slept, and then I'll check it. You

(01:35:34):
don't know, No tells me if I slept good. Look
you over wover Oh yeah different the uh the but yeah,
we go to sleep early to see him not know. Yeah,

(01:35:54):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Yeah, it's like looking like I feel like I'm supposed
to say something I don't know. They hit different you
overwoop it because you don't know what the woops is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Listen, I can pretend to be something.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
That I don't know what it is. But that's but.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
That's the beautiful ship about everybody that you know, be
who the fuck you are.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Like that's the cool part about it. Like we know
that it's genuine like you know what I mean. Even
when I've seen you talk about us, like you know
how you can see somebody saying something because it's cool
to say at the time, like you really I can
tell like, no, this dude really watches us. He really
fucks with us. I've seen interviews that you've done and
you've talked about us, and I'm like, Yo, that's dope,
Burt fuck with us, man, because you know we tour

(01:36:50):
with the same some of the same, you know, yeah, exactly,
so you know he you hear it from somebody, but
you know what I mean, to see you say it somewhere,
it's like, oh shit, he really do because you know,
you thinking somebody just come up. Yeah, bird loves you guys.
And then you meet us, I'm like the whoops. You're like,
what's your name? Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't know
who these guys are, but.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
You fan like me and me and DM a lot
about cars. Me said you were gonna grab one. What happened?
I'm gonna be the one that say I bring it
up on the callet the drive across the country and
doing comedy toory what happened here?

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I sent them about thirty of them, and you did
not send me thirty. It was twenty three, said three,
I sent them. You just sent me the link to
that page. I started going through the baby.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Blue they sell them all the time. Then you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
I went into that page and they had the uh,
they had the Lincoln Continental with the suicide doors. Started
getting into that ship. The problem is with cars. Cars
are like women. If you got a big dick and
you walk in the give I'm talking from my white perspective.
If you have you game, just assuming with white guys.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Love what you said.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Here, I'll see your picture mind right now.

Speaker 5 (01:38:07):
Hey, you ever take pictures of you did?

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Wait? You say you watched cam and make Paul's the
whole situation.

Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
Follow up question was worse?

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
You ever take pictures of yours?

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
Day?

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I did it today. It looked good. I was like,
oh you you, I take it for me. Let's hold
wrest in this silence, Let's go back finalgy about cars
and by okay, so no, no, no, no, no, no, let's
not go back there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:45):
No no, no, you almost got me. You will let
him let him back to the beginning. But that was blended.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
No, hey man, use taking microphone better analogy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Like, okay, cars are like if you go into a
club and you're a and you're a hot dude, you're
a good looking guy. Well then every chick you go
whatever whatever, whatever does someone recognize is that it's like
it's like you can go look at one car and
you're like, oh, I'm gonna go home with her, and
then you see another car like wait, I'm gonna and
you end up messing around and not going home with

(01:39:20):
anyone because you can't really focus. Well, if you're an
ugly guy and you see a car you're you're a girl,
You're like, if she likes me, I'll go home with her.
And so I got on this website like a hot
guy at a at a bar and was like there's
so many good cars. That was like, I don't yeah.
I started going like I wanted that baby blue Cadillac,
and then I wanted the suicide doors or bad ass
look and uh, and then you start going, well, fucking

(01:39:43):
hold on, I really like the Monte Carlos or like
a cool throwback car like I remember those cars. I
remember that was the first like badass sports car that
didn't look like a sports car. And then I started
looking at Lincoln. Uh Lincoln, Uh Lincoln. Yeah, that's what

(01:40:06):
makes and then especially and this is the tricky thing
is if you have a little bit of money, you
start going like I can afford that, I can actually
have to do a lot of money. I got you
got more money than me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
How the funk? We don't ship send on ship like that. No,
it don't. You don't. We don't have more money. He will,
he'll funk around and pull his bank account of Look,
you you won't do that. You won't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
You can find a bank account on the line. Wow,
is that? People?

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
That's how the internet works.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Like when you when you yeah, no, no, no works not
out here. Putting your touring income is online, like people
know what you make. It's all out to please.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
What do we do?

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
It's posted when you do it. When you just like
when you guys on that plate and you guys trended
number one, when you got tending number one can't change
and that's real. And when you guys did those arenas
that gross you earned that went into a magazine called Polestar.
You got Polestar, So we know what you guys make.
You guys make fucking legit fucking money.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Who said that pollstar? Do you guys fucking know who
Polestar is?

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
Brouh, We don't know nothing about that, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Yeah, we don't use everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Start didn't understand her. Yeah, what I'm saying she would
go on star on its whole and out in Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
There you guys see.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
But I say that, Carrollton, you know that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
I said that because it's it's like over here like that.
You don't want nobody to know your money? Yes, you
got money? Yeah? Would you find you you got that? Yeah?
You you you're good. You can have all of the money,
not like money and close enough.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
What's your money? Alion No, you can get to you hundred.
If you get into the hundreds of hundreds, you can
lose that toucker be losing that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
No, ain't nobody I'll lose one hundred men, ain't no way,
haney men. Now that's what he's said, just like we're saying,
we don't know what the bird's talking about. Yeah, we
don't know what bird?

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
What what was doing with you money? Like? Do you
think you still just stand up? I'm saying right now,
right now, right now. Tyler Perry comes in.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
He goes.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
I love what you guys do. I would love to
just buy the format for for seven hundred million dollars
and then and then I'll buy you guys out. And
I love the format. You can do whatever you want.
You can even do a similar thing, like if I
just want that branded for ourselves hot. I love the mark,
the merch is great. The hang I want the studio
on all of it is seven hundred million. And so

(01:42:52):
you guys each clear, I bring.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
All the hoodies that got back, you have, all the merch,
all everything. I bring it all up here and I'm
gonna leave everything exactly where it is.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Yeah, I would authenticate everything that. Yeah, that's an original.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
Tell me something you buy because you're you're you like
to buy cool shit, Like what would you buy first thing?
Let's just say, let's ball parking at a rogan What
three hundred and fifty million dollars deal? Right? Spotify comes in? Boom,
big check, three hundred fifty million dollars in your bank account.
No time we're talking. You have three hundred fifty million dollars.

(01:43:38):
Do you ever fantasize, like, what's the first thing you
bought it?

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
I'm getting me a research team.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
I gotta get some information there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
Yeah, I'm spending I'm investing in money in intelligence.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
So you bring indeed, you do it what Lebron said
where he just said, all right, we'll bringing my guys
in and I'm gonna create the business.

Speaker 4 (01:43:59):
A broad invests two million into his body every year.
That's how you're able to hoop? Like how you hoop?

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
Yeah, we do that. You got to reinvest.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Yeah, that's what our first thing. I'm bounding you.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
It's a motherfuckers had my research and uh put my
team together. Then we're gonna get to buying ridiculous ship
like what like the car that Herman Monster drove? Hold On,
does anyone remember that? I remember that car drag?

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
You do?

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
You know they made that specifically? They made that specifically
for that movie. Like that movie that you remember the
car from uh from Cannonball Run where the monkey drove it.
Damn the original Canball.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
It might have been the second one. I don't know
it blend In.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
That's this type of ship that I started buying classic
classic cars and ship. And with some of that ship,
Elon must be buying three I'm getting me. I want
to pack of them Steve job T shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
That's easy. You can do that now though.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
No, but I'm saying I need the exact same ones
he had.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
You want to dig them up?

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:45:16):
Whoa the exact same one? But I'm saying, like I
need how you gonna know if it's like from the
people he used to get them from. Oh, like his
shirts you ware to work because they only had one shirt?
So you're going in what.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
I'm saying, like the brand.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
I want to get like a pack of them from
the brand because I'm sure that they would.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
Be pretty expensive. You in space? Are you in the Earth?
I'm staying on Earth. If they gave you a chance,
because I've been out.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
The country, I know how hard it is to get
back in this motherfucker. I definitely ain't going up in
the atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Hold on, hold on, that's a great question. I got
offered to do a TV show. We went to space
all the way up, all the way up, and I
think you do a loop come back down.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
I didn't do too much research, but I woke up
the next morning I thought, so you get that offer,
I gotta take it right? How much? No, just no,
even in life, if they said, Yo, we want to
send your space. Nah, fuck that. You won't want to
see that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
I watched Joe Rogan. There is no space. I'm gonna
try to fucking trick me. There is no space. It's
the firmament. There's nothing up there, the waters above. I
watched too much Joe Rogan to fall into that trap. No,
I'm not going, Henry. I ended up in fucking outer Earth. No,

(01:46:39):
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
The earth is flat.

Speaker 7 (01:46:41):
Where we're going, not going up there.

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
I'm only going if it's my ship, and it's my
ship and I made it and it's equipped.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
I'm not talking y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
You see what happened when they you tried to make
it up marine.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
Yeah, that was a motherfucker try to get money. They
weren't trying to do. But they make good suffer, not
homemade one, but that one that was a fluke. Well, No,
that she was never supposed to go down there that
many times. Yeah, you're supposed to hit it like twice
and then throw that souf outpsy, not supposed.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
To fall in love of it. You're going down number dude.
I think he's a dating number twelve. Man, I'm telling
you that's gonna come back on you. It's gonna explode
at some point. That ship the.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Fuck up and hand me my Xbox controller exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
No, I'm back into lust for life, like I want
I want to do this ship that sounds crazy and wild,
like like sky diving. You've ever been skyt divan? Would
you and I would? It's it's terrifying I do that.
There's a moment where you realize. There's a moment of
clarity that you have when you realize that your pall

(01:47:55):
of the earth that you go, oh, I can't change
destiny right now, Like I'm either gonna live or die
and I can't pick which one I get to do.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
Oh no, well, I mean before you got to that point,
it's like why you out the house for us.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
And because you gotta do You did it with the dude?
You did it? I did with the dude.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
What he was doing it was like lap in a
man's lap. He's holding you and you're in a plane.
You're bouncing and he's like yeah, no, yeah yeah, and
he's like are you He's like he's leaning in like
a like a boyfriend, cuddling, like are you okay, and
I'm like, yeah, I'm fine. He's like, he's like, what

(01:48:39):
are you worried about? Like, I don't know, you'll get hard.
Maybe that's one of my fears. I'll get hard. Maybe
we'll both get hard, that's my problem. And then and
our shoe won't open, and that's how I'll find us
in the fucking woods. You fucking me in the ass
to death in a crater.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Terrible. Wait, can I I say yes? That's money bag
said it all the time. He said that's why he
can't go. He said he can't. He said he can't go.
Scott die because he refused to die with a white
man strapped on his back. Like you can't explain that,
Like yeah, motherfucker dad with a white man strapped through
his ass.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Man money.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
Had me crying. He was like, Nah, I can't go
out with no white man strapped in my back.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
That's how you have to do it, because I have to.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Yeah, because you're not going.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
No, they won't let you do it solo.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
No, I wouldn't want to, Like, who the fuck you
want to do that time?

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
Just to get this ship do it so long. I'm
gonna tell you, I'm gonna take a chance to tell
you a good story. But it's one of these stories
I don't regret tomorrow ship. So like I jumped off
Moses Be the stadium in.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
Africa and where the fun is that it's in Johannah
Burger the Okay and South Africa.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Yeah, South Africa and uh and so like normally when
you do adventure, shit right right, and it's it's always like,
uh New Zealand guys like going, like if you go
bungee jumping, they're like, all right, Mike home on here
you hold you in three towo one, Bob Jong go
here we got travel is gonna check it out, travel
time Tager look and he's like, okay, let's do it
all right, one two, three, Bob Jungle he exec to go.

(01:50:25):
And then when you go to bungee.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Jump, they're like, all right, we're gonna go one three.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
It's right there. There's an energy about it. So I
jump off most of the stadium. I gotta climb up
to the top of the stadium. I don't even realize
this its Africa. It's just black dudes up there, and
black dudes have different energy than New seasand guys. I
go put the harness on and he goes, you're good.
I went, you want to check it? And he goes no,
and he goes he goes, he's my job, you're good,

(01:50:53):
and I went, hold on, I would love another guy
to look at this maybe, and he goes, hey, and
this guy comes over. He goes, he's good, and I went, no, stop.
You guys have touched me like I need you to
like I need you, I need you, I need you
to be really white right now, and just like like yeah,
and then he goes. He goes, okay, here we go
and I go, you can see the video online. We're
gonna count it down. And he goes school and he

(01:51:15):
needs me in the back, kicks me off the fucking
stadium and I fell eight hundred feet just on a
rope swing, just and it was wild, fucking wild. But
these these dudes, they know how to do their job.
It's just their their bedside manner. Isn't that nervous white
guy energy that calms you down? And that's what make

(01:51:38):
me nervous The white guy is all right now.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Because I'll be yeah, I'd be like, hey, he's not
yelling and ship man, I.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
Do this. Yeah, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
You are good.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
You are. That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
I beg, come on, let's do that. Come cool you
get me ready.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
It's funny all that night no lamb shop the time,
and they got like clean haircuts, and they're just.

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
Like, all right here we are. No, no, not fucking
with the white man from Camp Attawana. No, all right
here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
All I took your harness. We got a five point
on this on your Now, I'm a clear right trap trump.
They tighten you up real good. I done it. I've
done a lot of that crazy wild ship.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
That's the craziest wild ship you've done, like like.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Real rushing my field. Yeah they got rushing mouth. Yeah, yeah,
that's that's it. But like in adventure stuff. I was
the first person to jump off Stratosphere when they opened
that ride. They had me be like the inaugural jump.
That was terrifying. Wasn't up fired me was? The Stratosphere
is eleven hundred feet all buildings in Las Vegas, building

(01:53:03):
west of Mississippi, And so they open this rods controlled descent.
So you jump off, you free fall for like a
thousand probably like one thousand feet, and at the last
sixty feet they slow you down to land. They got
one in Macau, they've got one in New Zealand. They're
pretty it's a pretty cool experience. And uh so I'm

(01:53:25):
the first person to do it, and and uh it
was terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
It was terrifying.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
But here's the crazy thing is like I do it,
and I said I wasn't going to do it. I
was like, I can't. I'm a back out. It's just
so scary because the ones that they when they're testing
it out, they use water dummies, like like dummies filled
with water and you're watching them splash on the ground.
Like follow up, the use water dummies. They fill up

(01:53:54):
a dummy with water to beer to test weights and
how that make goo? Yeah? You like they use water,
I'm a water I go on this ship. Yeah, that's
attacks I would then No, No, like like a.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Real panic attack where you tell makes sense and you
just spin out.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
What's that? What's the symptoms? Like blinders on, everything sounds loud,
and you have a real sincere attachment to what you
think is real.

Speaker 4 (01:54:18):
It's not really real, Like when the bitch from kill
Bill see somebody on her list, Like when the police gettman. No,
that's a pullet it's not a panic attack, it's a
pullet together attack.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
But still but you're still like, oh yeah, why behind
us so you can see? Then the crazy part is
like you have one damn there when you think they
behind you, you ever see them pull out and.

Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
You The crazy ship is when they put the lights
on it and then they shoot past.

Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
Yeah you didn't. You was ready to hate the blood already.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
Like you then sucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Oh I thought it was for me. Okay, that is great.
I got pulled over one time with a case of beer.
And this is when I was young, and I've been drinking,
and I got I don't drink and drive now, obviously,
but like when I was young.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
So I got pulled over a case.

Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
Of beer at the Fort a Chick and he pulled
me over and he's like, have you guys been drinking?
And I went, actually, sir, and I was gonna say
like I had a couple, and his walking goes off
seventary five forgot and he just left, got his car
took off, and I went, I'll never drink again. I
never drink and drive again. It's like the luckiest thing
that ever happened.

Speaker 1 (01:55:37):
That's crazy. That's some ship that never happens to us.
It don't matter what to call is up. We'll get
back to that in a second. So, like I was saying, sir,
you heard what I said? Yeah, yeah, all that, I
forget how white I am, and tell you a story.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
That we've been in searches. I just told three black
guys story about getting away from the police.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
I had in the middle of the story.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
I bet that's never happened. Is taking a lot more intact.

Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
It was a lot more maneuver because they had walking
the door.

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
That night, Sir, my buddy, my buddy flash and he
lost his dog one time and he goes, hey, man,
you help me find my dog if we got out
and it's around the neighborhood. And I was like what.
He was like, yeah, can you help me find my dog?
And I was like, what the are you talking about? No,
And he's like, man, the girl's were upset. Can you
please help me go find my dog? And I was

(01:56:41):
like yeah, what's why? And he goes, I can't as
a black man be walking around with a flashlight in
people's backyards looking for a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
But you can. And I went, oh fuck. It kind
of blew me away like that, like for simply what
would have happened to him if he would have been
walking around with their lists?

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
Yeah, and so I went back. I went we went together,
found the dog. But you just go in and you
got a flash slight. Anyone sees the flash flight flash
flights aggressive and they're like, can I help you? I
was like, hey, we lost a dog, and they're like,
oh yeah, come on in the backyard. And it's crazy.
Like little things like that always tweak me, especially in
comedy when you notice them in comedy, the little the
little differences like go back to cocaine, right, so like

(01:57:20):
so like the first time I read it coke, first
time I redent coke with the black guy. Black guys
do coke different than white guys. Like a black a
white A black guy will take and I'm not speaking
for all black man and anyone hears something.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
That makes it worse.

Speaker 2 (01:57:33):
Yeah, if you want to speak up and tell me
I'm wrong, if you care that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:36):
Pop makes it worse when you try to prerequisite was
up to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
But like a brother will a brother will take a
little corner of a matchbox or like a key and
then just do key bumps all night and be clean. Right,
A white guy takes the bag and we dump it
upside down and we cut lines. I remember the first
time I did that. They're like, you know, that's all
our fucking coke, and I was like, my dad's paying
for it or whatever, you know, but.

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
We're not going to run out or anything. We run
out of the room. I wouldn't even imagine the coke
coming out, man. I couldn't like like, I couldn't imagine,
like figuratively speaking of course, Bert exactly, like with all
my stuff going up your nose.

Speaker 2 (01:58:24):
Man cut rails.

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
White boys cut rail rails, like to imagine, we funk around,
we go over bird house niggas not not now, of
course we know you know, yeah, but back in the day,
if you're kicking it, you're telling us one of them
stories about the water dummies and then casually just takes
out the So guys, So man, it's so fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
You guys are here, man, you want to do it,
you want to know all right.

Speaker 2 (01:58:48):
So all right, it's crazy exactly Like that's I understand
the energy, like in a weird way. When you say that,
I grew up in a I grew up in a
culture that if I'm gonna offer you coke, you didn't
say no, you just went I appreciate your extending that offer.
I don't want to humiliate you, so I'll do it
as well. I'm not gonna be like wow, wow white people. Really, No,

(01:59:12):
I don't. I don't do cocaine, but threw it in
my nose since you asked nicely, and I don't want
to think you I just celebrity want to do coke
with me? Recently, the guy really respected put me side.
It's like, yo, they pulled out some coke. He said,
I honor to do aligned with the machine. And I'm

(01:59:33):
old now, and I go, I can't, man, I'm a
blood person, medicine, cholesterol, medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
And I actually felt bad that I left him out
like that, Like I let him out to.

Speaker 2 (01:59:42):
Try you know where. I was like, you can't about
that ship, Damn I do though, Like it's like I
don't know if I came here not any party.

Speaker 4 (01:59:49):
Man, you can't let that man. That man been doing cocaine. Man,
You not doing cocaine with him? He has done cocaine
with way more Motherfuckerpecally, if you're saying he a fucking celebrity,
fucking that, don't do what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
Go crack?

Speaker 1 (02:00:02):
Yeah, cocaine, I don't know cocaine?

Speaker 2 (02:00:08):
You do? You shall never do coke?

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
Right, No, but it's too risky, swait.

Speaker 2 (02:00:14):
How old were you the first time we smoked weed?
I was what.

Speaker 1 (02:00:18):
I didn't smoke weed till I was eighteen years old.

Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
That's that makes sense, that's a grown up time to
do it.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
I wasn't. I couldn't do the like. I grew up
in a house with drug addicts, people, drug dealers, drug
and then I come from out of the streets people
smoke dippers and I've seen people do some wild ship
on drugs. So I was always nah. When I went
to college, I was seeing the environment wasn't anywhere as
aggressive or you know, needed the type of attention that

(02:00:46):
my home environment did. So I felt freer. And then
my guy from North Carolina, Ricky Jones, this nigga had
some weed and we smoked it and it was amazing, beautiful,
it was amazing. We went to Blockbuster. You know, fucking
everybody looked like Donald nostalgia. You know what I mean
we went and you know, went to the Cookout. It's

(02:01:07):
a restaurant in North Carolina called Cookout, and took me
to the Cookout, got me a free every full different
size for four dollars undefeated. Yeah, this is the dope.

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
So but I'm asking the pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:01:22):
Yeah. I didn't have that experience until I was eighteen
years old because I just was like, you're on drugs.

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
I just rediscovered weed. Like when when I quit drinking,
this part of me is like I'm not getting a
sparkle anytime, Like you don't get treats, you know. So
I was like, man, maybe I'll maybe I'll get back
into weed a little bit. And so I started to
carry these vapors with me and every night I go
on my backyard and get high and have a cigar

(02:01:47):
and kind of just but the beauty of weed different
than alcohol is that, like, this is the highest thought
I ever had. I was in my backyard and I
was looking up and I was like, these.

Speaker 1 (02:01:57):
Are my trees.

Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
These are my trees, Like they're mine. They weren't playing
it for me, but now they're mine and I get
to have them, enjoy them, but they're not mine forever
and that's how love works. Like you don't. And that's
a little bit about life is you're not here forever,
but you are, but those trees will be here forever.
But I just get in my little life and this
is a high thought. And I got so overwhelmed with

(02:02:21):
joy that I was like, God, damn, weeds great mushrooms too. No,
I don't funk with mushrooms that much.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Yeah, like that sounded like a mushroom type of No.
Weed is weeds gentle to stretch your back for a while.

Speaker 4 (02:02:36):
Yeah, back around, you go ahead them bi epiphanies. Once
you start smoking regularly, your epiphanies be a little bit smaller,
but they imply.

Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
It's we we just weed whispers in your ear. He Hey,
I want to watch a documentary around tarbin fishing And
they're like, fuck, yeah, I do. And then you know
everything about the carbon fishing because you get into a
I love getting high putting on a podcast or like, uh,
like I love I love listen to podcast high.

Speaker 4 (02:03:05):
What I like to listen to dating David and Borough,
the white dude who animal with the animal. He would
just be sitting there next thing, you know, you just
the tadpole is undefeated. Yeah, he's grown next now and
it's soon be a frog.

Speaker 1 (02:03:25):
Let's go back in this journey.

Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
How great is that? That's what gives me.

Speaker 1 (02:03:33):
I like it when I get I like to watch
old wrestling program. Yeah, I just got out it was
coming to the wh A lot of Ramon was first coming,
Like when they would make the promo video they remember
raising Ramon was in Miami, a your Chico. I'm coming
through the w w F take over Chico and you're

(02:03:56):
going to know that my name is a Laser Ramon
Nigga flicked them up like this. This ship was so
real to me.

Speaker 2 (02:04:04):
It's a young, fucking real dude. I worked with Cody Roads,
his son, and when we worked with Snoop together up
in making doing the Go Big Show. I'm sure he
you has some lunch trying on the podcast then and
Cody Roads Dustie Rose had the best problem.

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
Oh yeah, and I'm gona.

Speaker 4 (02:04:25):
Tall you baby.

Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
We're coming back down there Tennessee the take over.

Speaker 2 (02:04:30):
The whole thing baby from the dreams from Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:04:34):
You know what I mean, Like I just go back
and watch old wrestling like this, Rick, you know what
I mean. But just that the attitude era w c
W and the day I remember when w c W
and w w F was beefing back and forth and
went to they had a show in the same city

(02:04:55):
and d X went up to the w c W
building in the tank and was in front of the building.
You remember that ship when they was in front of it,
but they had the helmets on in the tank yelling
out sh a to like to watch that. Now it's
hilarious to me because of how invested I was as
a younger. I was like, this ship. You couldn't tell
me this, mister McMahon, it wasn't the most diabolical motherfucker

(02:05:19):
in the world. Like, you couldn't tell me that that
wasn't real. Back then, me and my little brother used
to sit and watch this ship and be so invested.
But now when I look at it, this shit is
hilarious to me.

Speaker 2 (02:05:29):
What I'm probably as old as your dad. So I'm
guessing I'm fifty one old. You I'm forty forty. I
thought you were only seven or something. Now I'm I'm
a different generation. So my generation of wrestling was the
it was all local. Oh yeah, you're all local soro

(02:05:50):
like we usual to get the Southern Wrestling, and then
we get Texas Wrestling with Von Erics and that one great,
and then we watched it grow into the WWE at
the time.

Speaker 1 (02:06:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:06:04):
And then uh but I get I'll get into deep today.
I was today, I was googling Rick Rude. Yeah, heart attack.
Rick Rude used to hit forty years old. Rick Rude
was on Georgia.

Speaker 1 (02:06:19):
Uh raw and uh nitro at on the same night
at the same time. Remember Raw, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah yeah. Rud was on both shows the same night.

Speaker 2 (02:06:29):
Shut them fun up. He was gorgeous. He rocked the mustache.
I know I can't say that, but like back to
the beginning, but he was. You can't appreciate a strikingly
attractive man like Rick Rude. Mustache, mullet ripped abs, top
to bottle, with those tights. Wait, let's gick.

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
Checked off all your boxes.

Speaker 7 (02:06:56):
The water was He was explaining it like getting in
the front.

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
Yeah mean just beer, just oh god, just washed war.

Speaker 11 (02:07:07):
No beer, just a musta mustard, strong mustache, like that
worn star from the seven A God.

Speaker 2 (02:07:16):
Hold on, hold on, fuck you gonna, I'm gonna take
it to your culture. Do you remember when D'Angelo had
that video, Were you gonna almost see the den? Wait?

Speaker 1 (02:07:26):
Hold on, hold on, bullshit, bullshit?

Speaker 2 (02:07:29):
You remember that? You remember that?

Speaker 7 (02:07:31):
Don't remember a death way bird?

Speaker 2 (02:07:34):
You you got too many.

Speaker 7 (02:07:38):
I was like getting the scream, Hey man, this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (02:07:44):
Really is the machine man? Why do you want to
see that? Don't try to like it. You don't know
how it feels.

Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
How does it feel? You just all land You don't
remember that video with the Angelo. We all looking at
his eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
You were looking at that fucking v cock cut of
his where you were like, God, damn it, why would
you Why would you like that?

Speaker 2 (02:08:18):
Bert everyone's I think it's a white guy thing.

Speaker 7 (02:08:21):
No, let him play, dude, that is your way.

Speaker 6 (02:08:28):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
You offer me a movie in a dress tomorrow, I
do it. Yeah, but no, but that's a cultural thing.
It's like I heard Cass say that. I was like,
I don't understand the dress thing. I don't get it,
Like I don't get it, like it really like, I mean,
it's serious, it lands empty, all meets. I go, yeah,
I put on dress on it. But I think the
same way. You don't get it.

Speaker 4 (02:08:47):
We don't get it as to why this would be
the expected source of comedy at this point, if you're
coming to me for whatever my comedic talents are, is
a dress involved in it? Why are you putting this
thing on me? That's not what I do for me
to be the source of something.

Speaker 2 (02:09:07):
So it's not saying okay, So it's not saying like, yo,
I want you as a man, but I want to
emasculate you a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:09:14):
Already big done at the highest level. Already do I do? This?

Speaker 4 (02:09:19):
Is this something that you've seen from me? But if
you have it, why is this they expected source of comedy?

Speaker 2 (02:09:25):
If you know this is what I do. I'm funny,
I'm a comedian. Okay, Okay. I never heard it like
that before because I heard it with Cas saying and
it just comes out so flippant that I just don't
get it. I don't get it. A lot I do
for comedy.

Speaker 4 (02:09:41):
There's a lot I do, but there's a lot of
people that will do efore that.

Speaker 2 (02:09:45):
But when you're trying to put.

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
That, but when that's always on the list, it makes
you feel like, Okay, why does this have to always
be on the list?

Speaker 2 (02:09:52):
Now this is okay. So it's like it's like when
I do something and like you go in all respect
and then the guy goes, yo, you're taking it, shut
up right, and you're like, no, man, I decided to
break my shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:10:02):
Off, chubby white comedian. They came after you, well, why
don't you take your shirt off? What could you take
your shirt off? You take your shirt off? You have
you ever seen the blue sky on cocaine? I know
somebody who has, and he has the shirt off. And
so they're not letting you be you, They're letting you
be a prototype.

Speaker 2 (02:10:19):
Of what they see you already.

Speaker 1 (02:10:21):
Yeah, what is all done?

Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
I am high and that is fucking mind blowing to me.

Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:10:26):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (02:10:28):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:10:28):
I thought it was just about gay shit.

Speaker 4 (02:10:30):
No, and I was like, I mean, for some people
it may very well could be just that, but I
think the overall thing is, Man, I do this ship,
and in whatever capacity, if I'm a fucking active if
I'm a comedian, however, I do this ship. If you've
seen me do this, then yeah, maybe that's on the
list of ship that you would ask me to do.

(02:10:52):
But if you have not seen this from me, why
is this to go thing on the list to watch it?
Why is this the gold thing when I know I'm
y'all fucking with me for some reason because I'm freight.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
People who do this ship professionally. Yeah, you know what
I mean. And that's why I say this. I don't
even think it's about it being gay because you look
at like I was talking about Martin, like you don't,
We don't. We watched Martin for years, still watching. Now,
these are characters that he did, that standing they own
is his own character. That's not Martin, that's your name,

(02:11:27):
that's not Martin, that's Martin's mama. And we're not like, man,
nigga got a dress on. But once it got to
a point where now that's what you have to do
to be at a certain level, no matter what, Like
we're gonna we're gonna throw this. We're gonna make sure
we throw this. I think that's the angle that cat
was coming from, Like why is this necessary.

Speaker 4 (02:11:50):
That, lady O, Mama's family ain't really old? You know
mama's family, Lawrence was old.

Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
She ain't gotta do that all the time, Like, yeah,
it's a character. Yeah, man, I gotta be honest with you.
I'm high as fucked and I'm pretty drunk like, that's
that's why I'm happy that I have friends like that,
like to hang out with you guys that really I
didn't get it. I really didn't get it, and.

Speaker 1 (02:12:19):
Held say that as especially as a comic, I go, oh.

Speaker 2 (02:12:22):
Yeah, I know that feeling exactly. Take your shirt off,
you're gonna kill a beer, right, You're like, man, hold on,
they'll tell me how to man, I got some.

Speaker 1 (02:12:32):
Means the way you do when that is actually your thing. Now,
imagine if somebody never took this ship off and never
killed the beer, and every time they walk in, hey, man,
you're gonna take your shirt off and drink that beer, right,
Like I don't even drink, you don't drink.

Speaker 4 (02:12:46):
That's a mild version, that's an easy version. That's light, man,
because that's just you.

Speaker 1 (02:12:51):
Know, they get type.

Speaker 4 (02:12:53):
You get them calls for auditions and they be like,
we won't a motherfucker, We want ads al but like.

Speaker 2 (02:13:00):
You ain't got that nigga money.

Speaker 4 (02:13:02):
You get it out here from these fuckers, Like you
know what I'm saying, Like, so yeah, the throw you
went to a fucking type.

Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
Then you guys just broke my brain a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:13:13):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:13:13):
I love that ship though, I love to. I don't know, man,
there's so much that I think, especially as a white dude.
You kind of sit back and like when I remember
when I was hanging out with Snoop, I was singing
his songs back to him and I was saying the
wrong lyrics and he was like, I didn't say potatoes.
I was like, be sure.

Speaker 1 (02:13:34):
He was like, why would I say potatoes? And I
was like, I thought the song was you rapping with potatoes?

Speaker 2 (02:13:39):
Was in it?

Speaker 1 (02:13:39):
I dropped rhymes like on the street smoking and though
cooking potatoos. I dropped potatoes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:13:49):
Oh, he sang the song. But we found the song
and he sang it to me and it's like, I
say bombs. I dropped like bombs and I went, oh.
So you sit back in the cut and you watch
the Catilliams interview and you have to analyze it from
your own experience. How many times? Just ten times? It
was so good, man, it was so good. And it

(02:14:10):
was like times where you can't he help catch joking,
you know, and he's like three thousand books. You're like, Okay,
he's fucking because he's a comic. He's a commic. First
to have the make ca will and improve.

Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
He could read three thousand books they made.

Speaker 2 (02:14:23):
They made earthquake, prove he can read. They made earthquake
proove he can read. You hold on, they brought earthquake
on the Breakfast Club, right, it might be high and
you know they brought earthquake on the club.

Speaker 1 (02:14:36):
Asked him about it. They didn't make him read, didn't read,
didn't make him read, made.

Speaker 2 (02:14:40):
It they hold on? Man, hang on?

Speaker 1 (02:14:43):
Hang on? Did someone else see this? Didn't make him read?
They talked to him about the comment.

Speaker 2 (02:14:50):
That I thought they made him do it read.

Speaker 1 (02:14:52):
No, No, he said that he worked in radio. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
So that doesn't make it. He didn't have to read. Okay,
that's crazy. But like you know, Cat's a comedian, so
you know he's fucking around at times.

Speaker 2 (02:15:03):
They see him run his.

Speaker 1 (02:15:04):
Fucking forty and you're like, all right now, maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:15:06):
Not, maybe he did be Man, is the best interview
that's ever been online.

Speaker 4 (02:15:14):
I mean, if we're just going off the voices of
the two people as the two people, it was just Cat. No,
but Shannon, So you have to feel me, Well, what
the thing like?

Speaker 1 (02:15:26):
Everyone can't say that Cat, come on, that's it. That's
all it took. So that's what the Brillans ever was.

Speaker 2 (02:15:31):
It's nicy.

Speaker 4 (02:15:31):
Thing with Cat is small, but he made Shannon get
small with what he was saying. Was like, oh ship
you Cat?

Speaker 1 (02:15:39):
You know Cat?

Speaker 2 (02:15:40):
Yes, So I never met Cat. I'm good friends with
Red and so I get stories about Cat through Red
Grant and I'm I'm obsessial. Cat one specially did PREMP chronicles. Man,
it was a fucking It's like there's a couple of
specials that redefined stuff from me as a comic. Where

(02:16:01):
I go, that's the thing, that's the person who was sweating,
didn't think about it twice, never noticed it. I never
noticed that he was sweating. But his comics we know
when we're sweating. But I never noticed it, and that's important.
I said this. I said, this is Shack today, the
Cedric and Shack All Star comedy gam they put on
I think they put on HBO. I watched Kevin Hart
go up and it changed the way I did comedy.

(02:16:23):
Everyone d Ray, Tommy Davison, Airy Spears, I missed some
one person, I'm sorry, but then Kevin closed it. Oh,
Kevin closed it. Everyone was like doing crowd work, you know,
because you know how we are more nervous and you go,
I loosen the crowd up. I loosen myself up. Kevin
Heart went up with straight material and talked about his family,

(02:16:44):
talked about his children, and I went, oh, that's the unifier,
that's the thing, man.

Speaker 1 (02:16:49):
We all got kids.

Speaker 2 (02:16:50):
Like I'm sitting here, I'm not at that, and I'm going,
oh shit, And that blew my mind. Those those are
two specials. I mean, Bill, her specials are for me.
I think that guy is the next level. He always
is doing something different when he goes. He's always challenging himself.
You know, he's just a good cold at the comedy ship.

(02:17:11):
But he's just a good dude all round. I never
met but that I'm a fan of college dude. He said,
he's seen at the airport.

Speaker 1 (02:17:23):
She hate him make muff and then wiped her mouff.

Speaker 4 (02:17:25):
With the bags some airport ship.

Speaker 1 (02:17:33):
But yeah, like just that whole that whole era of comedy,
like that, that way of those guys, the Patrice's.

Speaker 2 (02:17:42):
I never got.

Speaker 4 (02:17:44):
That's like, yeah, you don't want in the five yeah, pat.

Speaker 2 (02:17:50):
And we spent a month together in Scotland and lived
in the same house. He explained, Jay Z to me,
I didn't get jay Z at the time. It's probably
two thousand and one, maybe playing CAZ. I didn't get it.
I understand it like uh, And Patrece slowed it down
and he goes hang on. Hear what he says, beat

(02:18:12):
deep and I'm picking him up, let him play with
the dick in the truck.

Speaker 7 (02:18:15):
He was like, wow, my nigga, like, bro, we gotta
stop this man.

Speaker 2 (02:18:22):
No, but this pim move, it's a pim move. There's
a pim move.

Speaker 1 (02:18:27):
There's a p move. He beat.

Speaker 2 (02:18:30):
He doesn't even get out of the car, beat beep,
and I'm picking him up and then casually I'll let
him play with my dick in the truck as we
go to dinner. I love it. It's a gangster fucking lyric.
He didn't understand the lyric right, and said he didn't
understand the lyric too. He thought he was jacking off

(02:18:51):
or some shit. And he's like, man, I ain't doing
that ship right. They're talking about playing with his dick
in the truck. You guys got me on a pit
pimsy bum bee deep dive other day. No use, but
but I you know, man ugk got uh engulfed and
Outcast for me because Outcast when they did that song

(02:19:14):
a little bit Buddy, I I geeked out so hard
in front of uh big Boy that I think I
freaked him out. And then I definitely freaked him out
two more times. No, no, no no. We did a
concert together. We did a show together, and I was like, dude, Outcasts,

(02:19:35):
my ship Southern rap is me, Like I'm a Southern
rap guy. Like that was just always even like even
like more Orange Mound uh all m g G or
my ship man the mg all mg all swab House
all swab House and then and then but when Outcast

(02:19:56):
came out, it fucked me up. It was like my thing,
that's all I listened to. I'm obsessed with them. And
I saw I saw him at a concert. I was bombing,
so I just was there was like twenty thousand people
so and there's camera. So I was just having girl
splasher tits and big Boy was like, you're pretty funny,
and I was like, I was just having girl flash tits.

(02:20:17):
And then I saw him the next day at the airport.
I yelled out Daddy fast Sacks and he was like
and then he goes he's like, oh, you really know me?
And I was like, buddy, and I started rapping the
songs to him. Daddy fast, I said, sell me a dog.
Tell your brother to sell me a dog. I know
more about him than he'd be. It made him uncomfortable.

(02:20:40):
It made me uncomfortable. Sell me a dog. Dude, Dude,
I bucking love those guys.

Speaker 1 (02:20:54):
Oh my god, Man outcast was.

Speaker 2 (02:20:58):
This ship, still is this ship? But man, I can't look.

Speaker 1 (02:21:03):
Yeah, let me get your number, Bro, I'm gonna save
it under that's crazy DFS. I'm not gonna spell all
the way out because I know I g b O.
Daddy the boy man he grew up in where did
he grow up in?

Speaker 2 (02:21:20):
Making Savannah? Oh Man, what a fucking bat I song
that is man? That for me and our caster is
like this ship. But MJJ and APOL was my sleepers
because I love those dudes. They came out about ninety three,

(02:21:41):
right nine two ninety three, Now we were talking about space.

Speaker 1 (02:21:47):
If you just listen to the now and you say
this came out in the nineties ninety three, it was
so far ahead of.

Speaker 2 (02:21:57):
Every They have a song. I used to play with
my girls alcohol, pussy and weed, and I would play
that with my daughters in the car. Alcohol pussy and weed.
That's alcohol pussy. My kids were too young to get it,
but they would bob their heads in the back alcohol pussy.
T I Man, let me tell you something. I'll fucking

(02:22:18):
freak t I out if I ever meet him because
his his his Yeah, I know, but I haven't seeing
him do stand up he does.

Speaker 1 (02:22:26):
I like his rapping.

Speaker 2 (02:22:28):
I almost bought a Wraith because of that fucking guy.
What the Wraith?

Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
The Wraith?

Speaker 2 (02:22:32):
His Wraith song was Doomom you know that wath on
the What the Last album, the second Last? She Proba
was listening to it in the background. That race song
made dude, I DM him. I think I d M
him or or I No. He DMed me on Instagram
and was like, you should buy a Wraith come through

(02:22:54):
And I almost bought a fucking Wrath because I was like,
I'll drive up to me t I. I love TI
man his everything. I said to my daughter one time,
she's hard time getting bullied at school, and I said,
can I just play a song for you and tell
you this is how you should feel? And it was
you don't know me, that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:12):
Song speak, you don't know me when you're Halloween speak,
remember you.

Speaker 2 (02:23:18):
Don't know me, and that's what bullying. It's about bullying.

Speaker 6 (02:23:22):
I felt, Oh wait, we certificate man, Hey man, you
got a song about bullying and to take.

Speaker 1 (02:23:32):
It related to this fucking nine year old.

Speaker 4 (02:23:34):
Hey, he might have needed you, guys, an attorney like
this might have gotten through. This song is about bully.
I don't know where.

Speaker 2 (02:23:42):
I don't know man, dude, when when yeah, my daughter
was like I get it. My daughters were really came
up in my face and that ship you don't know me.
You might have seen me in the streets, but you
don't know me. Their song. Sorry, when you speak, remember
you don't know me, but it is and there's more

(02:24:05):
to that song about.

Speaker 1 (02:24:06):
But that's like you don't know me, so don't talk
about me.

Speaker 2 (02:24:11):
You don't know me. That's how I heard it. It's
like it's like I'm a person. Also you don't actually
know me, say we won't say, but you don't know me.

Speaker 1 (02:24:18):
I love that. That is hilarious. We should do that.
We should get you to give the meanings of what
rap songs mean to you, like random, We should just
let you hear.

Speaker 2 (02:24:28):
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (02:24:30):
You what, just give a raw reaction of what this song?

Speaker 4 (02:24:35):
Yeah, that every time he says some unbelievable I look
at the white people and they look like he let
him down.

Speaker 1 (02:24:50):
You say, some white girl is like what the fuck
is he saying? And he's like, man, this motherfucker's all right?

Speaker 2 (02:24:59):
What about it? Let's talk about trick Daddy. Let's talk
about trick Daddy. Trick Daddy from me. Remember I'm from
the South. That ship I fell in love with my wife.
I mean when I listened, there's songs he wrote that
are me and my wife's songs with trick Daddy song but.

Speaker 1 (02:25:26):
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 2 (02:25:27):
Hold on. It's the one where it's grills on the
fucking you know the album Holiday, Yeah, it's Doug Holiday.
Hold on, I'll tell you the exact song. This is
me and my wife's song, Doug Holiday. I almost did
one of my album covers like this.

Speaker 1 (02:25:43):
You should have.

Speaker 2 (02:25:44):
Doug Holiday is such a great God, what a great
album that was? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:25:50):
That was a great look.

Speaker 2 (02:25:53):
Yeah album? All right? You ready? Hang on? He believed,
hold on, hang on? You know it's not about God?
Damn it is it?

Speaker 1 (02:26:11):
You already know my name.

Speaker 2 (02:26:13):
Yeah, freaking beginning, it ain't no thing.

Speaker 1 (02:26:21):
Yeah, oh sunking, Here we go, you.

Speaker 5 (02:26:27):
Go, you know, you go all about the thugs, There
we go, Bundy.

Speaker 2 (02:26:38):
This was this and Scarface when I met Scarface album
Fixed when I when when I met my wife, they
came out at the same time, and that was all
I listened to. That was all that's That was when
I was really deep in the hip hop and like
and but man, I met Trick Daddy, and he delivers
like thatt all when you talk about celebrities. He shows up,
he's there, he's genuine with time. It's cool, it's fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:27:02):
You don't have to be cool.

Speaker 2 (02:27:04):
He's Trick Daddy. He can be a dick to me
and I'd be cool that. It was very nice. It
was very nice, solid fucking god.

Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
Yeah, Man, we're definitely gonna do that show Bert. We're
gonna get you to sing your favorite rap songs because
I have never heard all right second to fucking here
we go, Man, my name man, Trick, you get us
to listen to the white people saws that interpret what

(02:27:31):
we think they mean because you don't know how it feels.
You know how he feels.

Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
It's a good song. You you know that's gonna show
up one night. You're gonna be like it does slap like.

Speaker 1 (02:27:42):
Man, No, I love the white people, you know. Uh
one of my favorite white people saw what is it
Tony Leone and left the note on the door. What
is that?

Speaker 2 (02:27:51):
Uh it's Billy Joe. Billy Joel's fucking off.

Speaker 1 (02:27:57):
Yeah, he's the ship Billy Joels your Cadillac that you
want to know back now? Yeah, that's my Joel's great.

Speaker 2 (02:28:06):
We used to play that fraternity every Yeah, every night
we played Piano Man and Lennard Skinner is a badass
fucking band. What's my oveling?

Speaker 1 (02:28:15):
And and mm hmmm who is that?

Speaker 3 (02:28:21):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:28:22):
Uh? Hey, why am I going down the street? Now?
Why am I so lost and hard? And what is
Paul Simon? I can be a long lost power. You
can call me out. You can call yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:28:37):
If you love me, if you called me, you can call.

Speaker 1 (02:28:43):
My white people.

Speaker 2 (02:28:43):
Should we should do? We should do a crossover podcast.
I think we're breaking genres. Yeah, we are, like because
it's funny. I don't like uh, I don't mind being me,
you know, like, all right, I'm cool with who I am,
but it's fun to watch you see me, like, like,

(02:29:05):
you don't get to meet new people a lot. I
always think this, it's funny. You're willing to fuck a stranger, right,
like if you meet someone of the club, you're willing
the stranger, right, but to me the news, but to me,
but to meet the stranger. And like, now we're fucking done.
We're fucking done. Shock Shot called him Dustin Timberlake.

Speaker 1 (02:29:28):
Oh yeah, you definitely look like that dude that mad
That's song last night we let the liquor talk. He
looked like he had the hair cut he wonted, but
he had to cook it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:44):
Off. And my man looked like Aqua man right there.
But it looks like John Snow from Game of Thrones,
doesn't he?

Speaker 1 (02:29:49):
No, he looked like Aquaman, the dude that play MANU.
Yeah about Aquaman. What's the dude name?

Speaker 2 (02:29:57):
Momoy?

Speaker 1 (02:29:58):
Yeah, you look like Jason my moa those people.

Speaker 2 (02:30:02):
That's my assistant, Peter, and then Victoria runs all my
marketing and social media. And then Kyle's works with us.
He's like our third second assistant. He like for tour
and stuff. He does all are he works with us.

Speaker 1 (02:30:17):
Where you from Kyle?

Speaker 2 (02:30:19):
Mhm?

Speaker 1 (02:30:20):
Get the fuck out of here? You from Baltimore asking
him to say to get the fuck out of here,
like the county or the city. Okay, all right, where
you go? I was just making sure. I was about
to say, well ship man, be wonder you know all
the black stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:30:37):
You don't mean that it's to Baltimore. You know, he.

Speaker 1 (02:30:43):
The city or the county, Baltimore, Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (02:30:49):
There's one hundred Portlands, Baltimore, Wisconsin. What's your where's your
touring take you?

Speaker 1 (02:30:57):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (02:30:57):
Do you do like do you think we do the
same sometimes sometimes.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
Will be somewhere you was just at. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
for sure we should do.

Speaker 2 (02:31:07):
I would love to do I tried to sell it
to you know Combos, the Snak Yeah. I tried to
do a Combos comedy tour. We took two different types
of comics for me and we did the night together
at a club. Not trying to make killing, but just
bringing people to you because this is cowbos got money
like that.

Speaker 1 (02:31:26):
No, No, Mama makes sure you get that combo.

Speaker 2 (02:31:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:31:34):
I get the idea though, but that would be dope, man.
Like you know what, somebody like that conversation we just had.
We just get you to come out on the portion.
But that's the thing, like we got to do it
like two different crowds, like the crowd that come for us,
you do the show, and then the crowd that come.

Speaker 2 (02:31:52):
For you, we do the show.

Speaker 1 (02:31:53):
No, no, we put them together, put them together.

Speaker 2 (02:31:56):
And then and then you do thirty five body three.
And then we sat on stage and we take questions.
Oh yeah, that would be cool. Be coos a Christian company.
They didn't want to do they want to combo.

Speaker 1 (02:32:06):
We could use another word.

Speaker 2 (02:32:11):
Fun. Is it that rap snacks are the best rap snacks? Right, migos, migos, dude,
what's up? Rap snacks? And the first I've ever had
rap snacks? I lost my ship because there's something wrong
about it. It's too good, I know, but not do

(02:32:33):
you ever notice how they're a little more delicious than
everyone else? Yeah, you think they're cutting some sort of
ft A corner because I don't know what, but I go,
this is good. This is no, it's real, that's real.
You eat a rap snack and you're like this, dude,
I don't even know her, but I'm eating its left.

Speaker 7 (02:32:50):
They cut the FD eight corner or they're cutting something.

Speaker 2 (02:32:53):
Dude, They're too good. They're too fucking good. What's the music?
I was talking about rap snacks back in the day,
Like when they first came out, we were torn through
Georgia and I found them and I was like, these
are really good and we bought all of them, and

(02:33:15):
then we sampled them and put on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (02:33:17):
You want to keep them because they can remember them.
But they're good as fun. Nobody rap got the best.

Speaker 1 (02:33:29):
Hot man then Boosy Louisiana House is the man.

Speaker 4 (02:33:33):
So glad they got his picture right, Yeah, they do
like Raye d about that ship.

Speaker 1 (02:33:37):
Yeah, they up his spade. They flavor but with my honey,
Little Romeo back in the day when they first came out,
then was the best ones. Back in the day, they changed,
you know what, who is that now?

Speaker 4 (02:33:55):
But they get to flavor to somebody else barbecue, want
my honey?

Speaker 1 (02:33:58):
Now that's still little Romeo.

Speaker 2 (02:34:02):
But you don't wrap.

Speaker 1 (02:34:04):
I mean hilarious Bert christ To possessed a dude. I
That's that's that real appropriation right there. That's the time
Bert pressents wrap stacks and kool Aid. We need to
put that into the cob and stuff that.

Speaker 4 (02:34:23):
We are so fucking clipping kool Aid gonna be under
the post. We love to hear more about it, aid, won't.

Speaker 2 (02:34:30):
Funk with me? What you do the cooler? No, they
just don't. I'm just not I think I'm not branded. Jason, like,
there's a couple of brands that have come to me
and and that I work Speedos a lot, like the
bathing suit. It's really good at swimming, like when you're
swimming sweet. Yeah, but see Bert, I was gonna talk
to you about that.

Speaker 1 (02:34:49):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:34:49):
You what.

Speaker 1 (02:34:53):
What It's too much newdity? Man?

Speaker 2 (02:34:56):
I love it. The in my ass. My ass on
Instagram sells ticket. If I put if I'm you're just
houring yourself out. Yeah, you put me in a dress.

Speaker 1 (02:35:12):
I am said by Yeah, it's crazy. I'm a speedo guy.

Speaker 2 (02:35:19):
I've always wore speedos. I love speeding. No, So I
talked to them and it went south. He realized what
corporate America sounds like when they talked to you and
they were like, I don't know, they just I'm always
on Speedo, but they just said it was really an
insulting conversation where they were like accusing me of stuff
I've never done, where they were like, because it's your

(02:35:41):
friends on podcasts to talk wild ship and then you
were in this podcasts you're laughing or whatever, and they
just thought that I wasn't like a good person. I
guess I don't know. I was like, fuck you. Then
still wore speedos, but like, I'm not gonna do something
with them.

Speaker 1 (02:35:53):
I didn't want to them. You're a great person, are you.
It's like, listen, personality wise, this that you've said in
this conversation, lets me know, and hanging with you would
be very interesting up until y'all get the Dick's falling
off Dennis over with For me it no, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't get it carried you after a certain point. Yeah,

(02:36:16):
as I'm on my way home, I can't believe I
did that, was out there with them crazy mothers man, Wow, man.

Speaker 2 (02:36:23):
We did. We did a TV show called The Cabin
on Netflix during the pandemic, and uh, Donald Rowlan's a
good friend of I know Donald for a very long
time and want Donell's wild man crazy. He said.

Speaker 4 (02:36:42):
He started his cover of the career heckling Real ask
him about it.

Speaker 2 (02:36:48):
Watched the episode of Ask him about I Don't Think Special.
Everyone check it out. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, new day.
I love Donelle. I'm done for a while, and so
he's my friend. So to start the episode, I got
naked and got on a bearskin rug and I had
a guy doing a painting of me and uh, Bobby Lee,

(02:37:11):
you know, Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee walked in at the
same time. Bobby Lee took all his clothes off and
laid in front of me, and Donelle just went nope
and left and we had to get him back to
the set.

Speaker 1 (02:37:21):
He was like, I'm not doing that. We need the money.

Speaker 3 (02:37:24):
That.

Speaker 2 (02:37:24):
Yeah. But Donelle's funny when he's mad, like when he's upset.
That's my favorite Donelle, when he gets worked up. The
things you chose. Yeah, and then we did a coffee
enema or you put coffee up someone's asshole. Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for coming out to me. Burt is going

(02:37:48):
too far. He's got too far, Burt, What the fuck?

Speaker 6 (02:37:52):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:37:53):
Wait, he never done an anima. Fuck No, I've done
a colnic, never done a chronic. No for real, clean
you out, man, you get skinny, I'm sure get those
d Angelo abs.

Speaker 1 (02:38:06):
All right, look at your people, you're right low. She's
like I'm like, are they gonna be able to air this?
They're not gonna.

Speaker 7 (02:38:12):
We're gonna have to send that email embarrass.

Speaker 2 (02:38:19):
He doesn't get paid enough to get embarrassed yet.

Speaker 1 (02:38:21):
And I would like to say that we appreciate the opportunity,
but we're going to have to not put that out. Yeah,
that footage, I need it immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:38:33):
I've said so much worse on broadcasts we do. We
have an episode of Two Bears coming out where we
do as again.

Speaker 1 (02:38:39):
All right, yeah say it again, because I don't want
you to suck it up for when you gotta actually
say it on your podcast. Oh it's bad, Yes, it's bad,
because then you're gonna take away you to apologize, apologize.
I just don't want you to have to say it.
And then again.

Speaker 2 (02:38:59):
He said, I don't apologize for that ship. I am
who I am. I've been who I am on podcasts forever,
and you just kind of own it. Man, if you
have fucked up thoughts, you share them now. Right. That's
the craziest is.

Speaker 7 (02:39:12):
White people advice.

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
That is that is Caucasian privileged to even think of.

Speaker 7 (02:39:19):
Right there, when you have fucked up thoughts, share them. Boy,
you were going to jail.

Speaker 1 (02:39:27):
You're going to jail, black man, if you have a boy,
could you imagine those that we had the freedom to
just say the ship that we thought you do?

Speaker 2 (02:39:36):
You said whatever you want. Yeah, come on my podcast,
you can said.

Speaker 1 (02:39:39):
Wow ship Oh yeah, well maybe over there, but but
everyone sees it not in real life.

Speaker 2 (02:39:44):
No, really, what's the most fucked up thought you've had recently?
Let's share our fucked up thoughts. I'll start n I'll
start man stepping.

Speaker 1 (02:39:59):
That's up, just joker, go ahead, fuck it? Why not?
You never had to fun like a really thought thoughts
all the time. But yes, healthy, No, no, it's no,
it doesn't. It makes me alive and safe because it's
a black man. You do not have the freedom to
just say the ship that you think.

Speaker 2 (02:40:16):
Out here our listen this podcasts. You gotta say wild
shut yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:40:19):
But that's not the fuck up thoughts. That's just the
ship that we've managed to figure out enough to be
able to say out loud. But the fucked up ship
we could never, man, we could never.

Speaker 2 (02:40:31):
No, no, no, no, come on my podcast. I'll have
you guys on my cooking show and we'll talk wild.

Speaker 1 (02:40:39):
Now I'm scared you're gonna get nigga on the best,
get rugged, and then I'm not gonna be able to
say what I really think because it's too fucked up
and put his man coat you on you. That's that's
not my type of humor. Man.

Speaker 2 (02:40:54):
Yeah it's funny, but it's.

Speaker 5 (02:40:55):
Taking in.

Speaker 1 (02:40:58):
Said what a kool lady? That was nothing no more.

Speaker 2 (02:41:03):
But you don't traw the line stand up, no no no.

Speaker 1 (02:41:06):
But but still like I think there's a level of freedom,
like like.

Speaker 2 (02:41:11):
Figure out the line personally.

Speaker 4 (02:41:14):
So just told them you and Bobby Lee was like,
you know, be funny as hell, like if we just
got nigked in front of it done?

Speaker 1 (02:41:20):
Now, like how did y'all put this together?

Speaker 2 (02:41:22):
It just happened on the fly. Bobby just got naked.
I was naked.

Speaker 4 (02:41:27):
I was taking niked and Bobby Lee yeah yeah, I
mean it's on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (02:41:33):
People gonna watch it. I'm not gonna. I would never
like I would never try to. I don't regret anything,
Like you know, you can't live life in regret. It's
a horrible way to live life and you just live
with like nothing. I mean, yeah, I regret. My regrets
are are honest, but like regret working as hard as
I did, and I'm spending that time with my girls.

(02:41:53):
Those are real regrets. But like and I regret, I
regret stuff I set on podcasts like years ago when
you TAKEE was listening and I was like, I regret that.
I don't regret like even like when you talk about drinking, right,
like I drink. I drink a lot, and I've drank
a lot my whole life. I'm fifty one, and even
like going to the doctor, I was like, do I

(02:42:15):
regret my lifestyle? No, because it got me to where
I am and I'm really happy right now and I
can manage that. So I don't really have any regrets.
And with comic and I know, I know that you
guys are joking and stuff, but like even with comedy,
when you're gonna say you say shit, Sure of course
you regret some stuff. And if you hurt someone and
you need to apologize, like personally, I'll apologize, But when

(02:42:37):
it comes to like a podcast and we're having fun,
we're all laughing, I don't regret shit. I don't regret anything.
I always like I try to overshare, maybe maybe too
much sometimes because I go, I go, there's gotta be
someone thinking that there's got to be some white guy
really loving this show, going like this is my favorite
show and that's so funny.

Speaker 3 (02:42:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:42:57):
That's cool thing about podcasting is that the some cool
open conversations that we have that like you say, wold ship,
no one said anything hurtful, no one's no one's feelings
hurt guy, that's a wild gay ship. But like but like,
but like even saying that, I go, look, man, if
you're a young kid trying to figure stuff out and

(02:43:17):
and you're just like lost, and you hear this, maybe
that helps you.

Speaker 1 (02:43:21):
You never know who listens. That's a thing. You never
know who listens, you know, bedskin rug, fuck it.

Speaker 2 (02:43:27):
You never you got my shit. It's a wild.

Speaker 1 (02:43:34):
Man. This guy's fucking.

Speaker 2 (02:43:35):
I'm married twenty years. I know who I am.

Speaker 1 (02:43:39):
I know your wife heard it all.

Speaker 2 (02:43:41):
Yeah, birthday, who's dick?

Speaker 1 (02:43:44):
Did he suck.

Speaker 2 (02:43:47):
Again? But like I talked, I talked crazy about my family,
like very openly about my family, all my specials. Like
I mean, I talked about my daughter's period on Conan
And yeah, that might be where you're drawing, but for me,
it was a good story. It was funny. I thought
it was inclusive to the little girls dealing with that
shit in their life at that time. I shared it,

(02:44:07):
it went viral. I put it on a special and
it's like the thing and like, trust me, I definitely
they did in bed that night and I was like, fuck,
I might have made a mistake.

Speaker 1 (02:44:17):
I might have fucked up.

Speaker 2 (02:44:18):
It's my kid, and I shared this intimate part of
her life with everyone. And then the next morning, little
girls were emailing my website from their mom saying, Hey,
thank you for letting your dads share that. Because I'm
going through my period and now I'm throwing myself a period.

Speaker 1 (02:44:35):
Party like you did.

Speaker 2 (02:44:36):
I'm naming my period and I'm gonna make it fun.
I don't have to be afraid of it, and so
like so like, yeah, I definitely go like, fuck, it
was crazy. I shouldn't have done that. But you do
it because you know that there's as a comic, you
know there's good intent in it. You know that there's
good things out of it, and then you share them
and then hopefully they pay you forward in life. But
like I've talked wild about my family.

Speaker 1 (02:44:57):
But the thing is, like the way they we talked
this is just like you said that that bridging of
the gap, because what we the way we talk ship
amongst each other, like we're just in involving you in
that style of talking ship.

Speaker 2 (02:45:10):
Like I love it, a response and all of that.

Speaker 1 (02:45:13):
Like this is what it would be if you were
standing on the in the neighborhood with us kicking it,
saying that ship you said, like, man, what the fu?
Yeah right here freaking fun at the mouth, man, Like god,
damn it. You just said no, no, no, no, it's
all good.

Speaker 2 (02:45:31):
Listen man, listen. Yeah. So me and bout the leave
wrestling on this bell right, just all on our chest,
just being me. And by the way, you haven't seen
the picture. If you saw the picture, be really upset.
It's like it's like dick to aske.

Speaker 1 (02:45:47):
See what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:45:52):
He's just bad.

Speaker 1 (02:45:54):
What they're gonna do?

Speaker 2 (02:45:56):
That's growth?

Speaker 1 (02:45:57):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 6 (02:46:02):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:46:04):
Why is that funny?

Speaker 1 (02:46:06):
But you laughing right now?

Speaker 4 (02:46:07):
But I'm just I'm asking you, like, what why is that?
Because y'all in the moment so so I believe he's
done it.

Speaker 2 (02:46:15):
I believe the base of American comedy is shocked. The
base of American comedy is saying the thing you don't
think you're gonna hear. You don't expect to hear. And
when it's rationalized, it's beautiful. Right, So the basic of
America comedy is just shock, and so I think that
that energy is as shocking or it's funny like where

(02:46:37):
it's like that moment is so uncalled for, so different
that it makes Donelle go no, and then everyone laughs
at Donnelle's response. But I only did it because it
was Donnelle, and I know Donelle and so like so
like I knew about to have on the big like,
I wouldn't do it till like like Fortune Themester and
Nicky Glazer because they wouldn't react. The reaction is Donelle

(02:46:59):
would be like suld be like, oh you guys doing
a picture, but Donhill walking in so funny.

Speaker 4 (02:47:04):
That might That explains what we were talked about earlier.
It's about the reaction, the reactions.

Speaker 2 (02:47:12):
The comedy is all about reaction and the reaction you
get from an audience. And if you don't if you
can't elicit that reaction, you don't get I just don't
think you're laughter. And I'm going back to Patrice, but
you know, I I man, he's one of the graces
ever did it and when he would break down comedy

(02:47:32):
for me, the guy to joke the old joke we
were drunk on. Me and Patricia were drunk on a
plan and I was getting cut off by the flight
attendant and I put my finger on her lips. She
was gonna say, I can't serve you anymore, and I
caught her in the middle of I went sh and
then she just freaked out walked away. And then the

(02:47:52):
next morning we're in Scotland and Patrisa's like, that was
really you touched her face. He was like, you know
what a fucking you don't touch people's faces, and and
he goes, usually talk about that on stage, And I
was okay, So I tried it.

Speaker 1 (02:48:03):
Do not on stage.

Speaker 2 (02:48:04):
He goes, yeah, but there's no real there's no real
stake in it. It's a flight attendant. Make it a cop. Really,
He goes, yeah, I say, you know what cops hate
when you touch their faces, and and I went okay,
and I did it, and that that set up punch
got a big thing, and then I could do a
story about it. But like learning that for me was
very integral and like you gotta you gotta have a pop.

(02:48:27):
You gotta have a shock in that, in that in comedy,
it's it's the thing where you don't expect to see
a man's ass and it shows up. You're like, well,
what the fund? But that energy is adjacent to comedy, not.

Speaker 1 (02:48:40):
In my community's adjacent to this time, to.

Speaker 2 (02:48:48):
The is going on there sometimes.

Speaker 1 (02:48:51):
Damn. But if you missing, if you got misdirected to watching,
that's missed direction.

Speaker 2 (02:48:56):
But you've seen you've seen my videos across you where
you see my ass, right, Yeah, I had to follow You.

Speaker 1 (02:49:04):
Did not follow me.

Speaker 2 (02:49:06):
You did not. I'm gonna find out right now. Who
is nigga with a white dude? Wait? When was that?

Speaker 1 (02:49:12):
Man?

Speaker 7 (02:49:13):
That happened so many times you can remember?

Speaker 1 (02:49:15):
Wait which one was that?

Speaker 2 (02:49:17):
Well, you really don't follow me? I didn't. You know why?
Because we're similar? No bullshit, bullshit, bullshit bullshit, buh man.
You me and you have to share. I'm being serious
right now.

Speaker 15 (02:49:31):
Me and you share the same vulnerability as complex. Like
you said when you did your braids, when you celebrated
your braids, that's me. Okay, that's it's it's you. I
will do me, I will celebrate me. And if you
don't get it. I don't want to hear.

Speaker 2 (02:49:48):
When you did your braids, I went, goddamn, I get them,
like I got you, I got you.

Speaker 1 (02:49:55):
The braids is cool. I thought you was about to
go out to that other ship. I know when you
did your braids, I went okay, like it was this
I don't give a fuck. Yeah, And that's how I am.
I really don't give a fuck. I'm not give a
fun I give I can't talk about the people who count,
you know, I can't what he thinks about it was like, yeah,
just we appreciated the opportunity.

Speaker 2 (02:50:16):
So the Speedo deals not kind of go through you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:50:22):
Like that's one of the things that I do respect about,
not just your story, but who you are as entertainer,
Like the fact that you aren't afraid to do whatever
it is you do, regardless of what anybody thinks about it.
I'll tell you, man, this is this is it.

Speaker 2 (02:50:38):
There's fear comes with it. Like, but the thing that
changed changed my career bunch of things like little channel
markers that I look at, but I remember I wanted
to do a hip hop dance video and I told
the Rogan and there's some horrible idea, And so I
hired a dance coach, and I learned the hip hop dance.
And it's named Glazer. It's one of those girls online

(02:51:01):
that does great dance videos. And you know those ones
that you see the great dance videos. Were like a
bunch of people surrounding and all like this and they're
like this ship deg Lazer. She's fucking awesome, man. So
she taught me to dance.

Speaker 1 (02:51:13):
I learned to dance, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, freaking
it is probably it's.

Speaker 2 (02:51:20):
Beautiful, beautiful young lady. And she was an amazing dancer. Yeah, delanea, Yeah,
she already got her downloaded. It looked freaking man. She's
danced with everyone. Man, she's like listen, So I did.
I learned to dance from her? And I did?

Speaker 1 (02:51:36):
I recorded it?

Speaker 4 (02:51:37):
What were you gonna do? Like a workout exercise video?
How she How the fuck she teach you hip hop dancing?

Speaker 2 (02:51:44):
Wait? You just wanted to work with that bitch? No? No, no,
no no no no no no no no no, that
has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 (02:51:51):
I thought, how you gonna learn hip hop dancing from
a white woman too? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:51:58):
Okay, guys, and we're gonna go like this. She can
fucking dance. Okay, she can dance so high top. I
learned that hip hop dance from her.

Speaker 1 (02:52:08):
You may have learned.

Speaker 2 (02:52:11):
She's amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:52:16):
She could dance that didn't burn dance video. But I
don't think this is who you should have hired to
teach you dance.

Speaker 2 (02:52:21):
It's all I could get. No, don't don't do that,
don't do that, don't sounds now, why were you even
going there stopping?

Speaker 1 (02:52:28):
Let me let it go, let it go. There's no reason,
ask me question, no reason.

Speaker 3 (02:52:33):
Wasn't that.

Speaker 2 (02:52:36):
This to me? You don't want to talk?

Speaker 1 (02:52:42):
That's what's so? What's what's the people?

Speaker 3 (02:52:50):
Yes that you're tell us.

Speaker 2 (02:52:53):
You didn't the job. At least the white guy did
a hip hop dance. What's song with the white guy
doing hip hop dancing?

Speaker 1 (02:53:01):
Get low long low low low low bo.

Speaker 2 (02:53:07):
I wish I brother story up right now.

Speaker 1 (02:53:09):
I just wanted to go the.

Speaker 2 (02:53:11):
White one song? Did you do something? Did you do
a white rapper? There's too much fling in that skin.

Speaker 1 (02:53:20):
Well we'll get a.

Speaker 2 (02:53:21):
White rapper gets worse and m post below white?

Speaker 1 (02:53:28):
Why what was big which one.

Speaker 2 (02:53:38):
Plan? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:53:41):
Yeah, okay, he look and she's like, I don't know
what the fun we're gonna do.

Speaker 12 (02:53:46):
I just saw you.

Speaker 2 (02:53:47):
I caught.

Speaker 1 (02:53:48):
What then are we gonna do with that? What does
this is gonna do? We did, we did.

Speaker 2 (02:53:53):
We probably paid him.

Speaker 1 (02:53:56):
I know you have footage. If you're doing this, this
sounds like it's we shot a video the dance.

Speaker 2 (02:54:01):
You see it, you see it? Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. But you got it, you know,
put this on here? Can you put it on the screen.
But we don't have one man?

Speaker 4 (02:54:10):
But you really had a white woman to teach you
how to do hip hop dance?

Speaker 2 (02:54:14):
I did. I did the post below. Shut the park.
I'm alone the fucking post below. She came up with
the dance I did. Now, I'm really about to get
roasted if you see the dance, because you're gonna go
like it is up there, put online, hold on, so like, okay,
before I get torn apart. There is the beauty of
it is that it was fun.

Speaker 1 (02:54:35):
It was different.

Speaker 2 (02:54:36):
Of course, I rip off the You gotta see the video.

Speaker 1 (02:54:39):
See you already telling us to get a naked too fast?
Ok hang on, let me see. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:54:45):
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
But job.

Speaker 1 (02:55:05):
Shut up up, enjoy it. Boy, he sold you a dream.
Look like you're having a season.

Speaker 2 (02:55:14):
Man, Bert can't believe you pay for that. Man, there
you go a way as a comic. You gotta watch
the whole thing and you'll respect it. You respect it.
Hold on it sounds I don't stop as a comic tour.
They scrolling right right, sold on my whole tour in

(02:55:35):
fifteen minutes. Berg, I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (02:55:40):
I can't believe shows added third and fourth shows.

Speaker 2 (02:55:43):
So I did that, and that was something no one
said to do, right, I just did it.

Speaker 1 (02:55:47):
I believed in it.

Speaker 2 (02:55:48):
I put it out and look, I hope the energy
internet enjoys the grease on you.

Speaker 12 (02:55:54):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:55:54):
That was sweaty. I does my third dance. I was
sweaty only me.

Speaker 1 (02:56:00):
Yeah, Bobecue read but we got one more time. Berg,
I can't think it.

Speaker 2 (02:56:09):
But I did that, and then and then that helped
me get control of my career because that video went
viral and I sold all the tickets and that was
something that everyone said, don't do stupid whatever, but you
do what it tells tickets. And then I go, so
what am I married to? And I'm married to the
idea of me like this ego, this this narcissic ego

(02:56:30):
of like what do I think I am? Because I
mean when we all amdbed, we think we're men, right,
we think we're like fucking tough dudes. I can't fight.
I'm not a tough guy. I'm a regular fucking person.
That's good dancing.

Speaker 1 (02:56:44):
That's not.

Speaker 2 (02:56:46):
Know you guys, don't watch your video on dancing.

Speaker 1 (02:56:48):
It's not good dancing. That was not you could do
what we can act. We all three of us could
take you to somebody that we grew up around. They
could teach you how to dance I'm talking about. And
that's not how you start with dance. Already spent I mean,
but no, no, no, But see that's the thing tho.
He gotta understand, this is a piece of information. That's

(02:57:09):
not how you start with that. You start learning the
dance that will impress black people that you know it.
No black person that knows any of that ship you
were doing in that video, we would be looking at
you like what the funk?

Speaker 12 (02:57:22):
But if you got here The Electric Slightly tour was
sold out, So that means some.

Speaker 2 (02:57:28):
Fifty year old white dudes watched it and was like, no, no,
for sure, thank you, Carlos.

Speaker 1 (02:57:36):
It wasn't for us, But I'm just saying the way
you explained it to us, I have to take the
opportunity to let you know.

Speaker 5 (02:57:45):
Too good.

Speaker 2 (02:57:45):
I would have shown like it's all black people to
change my material guys.

Speaker 1 (02:57:50):
No, no, no, no, no no no. That's the thing
he said.

Speaker 2 (02:57:54):
Ship. That means that other white people saw him listen
and it was like kill it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:58:01):
I'm sure that ship was amazing in your community, but
over here, what you need.

Speaker 2 (02:58:09):
It doesn't an electric.

Speaker 1 (02:58:14):
Because I just want him to learn.

Speaker 3 (02:58:15):
He might.

Speaker 2 (02:58:16):
I'll tell you what I want to do. He might
what I want to do, because I don't I really
genuinely want to do. I'm obsessed with HBC cheerleaders. That
energy is Oh no, I want to be in one
of those fucking dances, you know the kind where it's
like they're in the stands and the one chick goes, yeah,

(02:58:37):
you want to be on.

Speaker 1 (02:58:37):
A step team, dude, something real. My HBCU has the
best cheerleaders in the I went to Winston Salem State.
They win the competitions all the time. You know what
you're talking about. You're talking about when they get that.

Speaker 2 (02:58:51):
You know what I love, You know I love the
most is when the and the one girl goes, that's
so bad ass. But you know what's cool, the sexiest
is when like there's one chick up front and they've
gone and the one girl goes, they say, we can
don down, and then another girl goes, we're gonna do.

(02:59:12):
That's that, and then the front row right right, in
the second row right, and then the third row.

Speaker 1 (02:59:18):
We bring no boom, Carl, we bring no boom. That
ship fucking gets my dick hard.

Speaker 7 (02:59:23):
Ah, ladies, gentlemen, No, no, we're not done.

Speaker 1 (02:59:29):
We're not done. We're not dunk. We're not done.

Speaker 5 (02:59:31):
We're not done.

Speaker 1 (02:59:32):
We're not fucking look at your team.

Speaker 2 (02:59:34):
We're fucking done.

Speaker 4 (02:59:36):
That ship is so like we have to donate this
some ABC immediately you had it like please stop, we
gotta go, we gotta yell.

Speaker 7 (02:59:47):
She carsy across the legs and everything.

Speaker 1 (02:59:50):
She's like, this is fucking dude. That ship is so.

Speaker 7 (02:59:55):
Please please dick card fuck me.

Speaker 3 (03:00:00):
No.

Speaker 2 (03:00:01):
I HBC reached out to me to work with me
in Florida, and I want Cookman.

Speaker 1 (03:00:07):
Maybe yeah you should, I think so, And uh, they
can use the promote well yeah, but there's also there's
also a point we can man, there's also.

Speaker 2 (03:00:16):
A point of like, like, you don't want to look
like the white dude, like getting using them to get viewsed.

Speaker 1 (03:00:23):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:00:24):
You want to you want to be.

Speaker 1 (03:00:27):
Just wouldn't be that just from you being the type
of person you are. I love, man, I love that
ship showing up. I love I really do, like really appreciate.

Speaker 2 (03:00:36):
Black fraternities when they do their step shows. Man, that
ship is so can I tell you what I'm really
excited for? Uh this now? I wish I hadn't said this.
Let's just leave, right, let's just leave. We were friends
when this started. I think we're still.

Speaker 1 (03:00:55):
We're even better friends now because expecting them to say
that waits suspensable. You guys ever been bro Oh my
god teeth?

Speaker 7 (03:01:05):
Oh my god, man, you never heard franky? They got
this song?

Speaker 2 (03:01:13):
Man is so fucking How does it go before I
let go?

Speaker 7 (03:01:16):
I don't know what he's holding on to, but I
don't want him.

Speaker 2 (03:01:18):
To let it go. Man. I love that song. Man,
And you know what's so grays nowhere?

Speaker 1 (03:01:26):
All this ship beautiful? No way you can make this
ship got a lot of that part about it. You
know it's jenuine man. This this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:01:34):
Man.

Speaker 4 (03:01:35):
Now, I just know that somewhere America, it's a whole
this whole bunch of birds.

Speaker 1 (03:01:42):
Yeah, they're all sneaking and.

Speaker 2 (03:01:44):
Listening to rap and ship holiday is our song?

Speaker 1 (03:01:48):
Is our song? Second?

Speaker 2 (03:01:51):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (03:01:51):
Girl? What's up.

Speaker 2 (03:01:55):
The god? Who is the one who do that? Oh?

Speaker 7 (03:02:02):
Yeah, come on, this is fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:02:22):
You know, I know why the white people aren't laughing.

Speaker 2 (03:02:24):
They don't get it.

Speaker 1 (03:02:26):
You're like, I don't know what you're doing. They get it.
They just know that they gonna have to get it.

Speaker 7 (03:02:31):
Like give us that fucking but it's now, which one
of you guys that.

Speaker 2 (03:02:35):
Come here, that white girl gonna grab one of the
cameras and run.

Speaker 16 (03:02:38):
Out of here, like, give me the get off you
god damn it, get fir to the truck, give me
the fucking footage.

Speaker 5 (03:02:49):
Now give it to me.

Speaker 2 (03:02:53):
Now come back. The whole building gonna be chained up. Man,
we can't behind the gate. But it changes your brand
and you guys just have just the whitest people on
for now on people what if this Kat Williams is it?
And they're like, god, man, this is crazy. White people
have their fucking minds, and then you just go whiter

(03:03:15):
and whiter. I mean, who's a white comic you'd like
to have on that you haven't had on?

Speaker 4 (03:03:21):
Bill Burr, Yeah, Bill, Tom, Tom gotta come there. We
always wanted Jim carry out here. I can't argue with
him carry awesome. What about Shane Gillis?

Speaker 1 (03:03:31):
Shane's talking some good ship, He's wild man.

Speaker 2 (03:03:33):
He's fun. Mark Norman's fun.

Speaker 1 (03:03:36):
Yeah, game, last comic standing with Mark?

Speaker 2 (03:03:45):
Did you really?

Speaker 1 (03:03:45):
Yeah? Mars? Mark? Who was another one?

Speaker 2 (03:03:49):
Very different? Because should do that?

Speaker 1 (03:03:50):
Man extent?

Speaker 2 (03:03:51):
Like I love I watched the podcast, but I mean,
I've had fun today. I've had a lot of fun tonight,
and I think it would be I think it's fun
to watch other people. I love you like you're boozy boozy.

Speaker 1 (03:04:05):
Sound crazy when he said it, I love your fucking.

Speaker 2 (03:04:08):
Booty's not gonna appreciate that is not watching that.

Speaker 1 (03:04:11):
Saying in his name, come on man, saying my name
like that man, man, come on the white white what.

Speaker 5 (03:04:19):
Chris Burke.

Speaker 2 (03:04:23):
Man booted man?

Speaker 1 (03:04:24):
I look, I don't love with booty man.

Speaker 2 (03:04:27):
Look Tom Tom, sugar Bat, sugar Ban, Burt Freshman, Tom
Will could be good on here Tom, you guys have
fun with Tom. Tom's good right with the Yeah, it
would be great. The thing, man, you need, you need

(03:04:49):
to do more.

Speaker 1 (03:04:50):
You need to do more. You need to travel more.

Speaker 2 (03:04:53):
Come out to l A and do all our podcasts,
going to Austin and bring come out man.

Speaker 1 (03:04:57):
Because I'm not after this. We gotta do Joe Rogan,
because I think we just broke some type of barrier
having this white man do all this ship on our
podcast like that. I don't think that's ever happened before.

Speaker 2 (03:05:08):
All.

Speaker 4 (03:05:08):
I just wanted to mention on Joe Luther King and
I say, man, did you see fucking.

Speaker 1 (03:05:14):
Bird Crasher on eighty five South? Play the clip? Whoa
bro this ship is so funny? Thought that Martin Luther
King was alive?

Speaker 2 (03:05:26):
Shut up, stop, look we got it right, I forgot
I said it.

Speaker 1 (03:05:30):
And when he said it, I went what he saw
that Martin? Look at his face, Paul there, look at
his fucking face.

Speaker 2 (03:05:37):
He looked at that black guy.

Speaker 1 (03:05:39):
He thought, Martin Luther King.

Speaker 2 (03:05:42):
That's would be awesome. O Rogan, Yeah, awesome. Connective tissue
is just our comedy. We just love the same ship.
We all like the same ship. We all laugh at
the same ship. We all like breaking balls, talking wild.
I mean, I don't know, man, yeah, some much more
than other Scarlots. I love when I got a call

(03:06:04):
from Carlos today is like, man, he's a lot of
stuff I can act with. Now.

Speaker 4 (03:06:12):
Every time you stayed the wrong ship then later right there,
I got the best reaction. Yes, she had Listen, I
don't even know this and this so many different times.

Speaker 2 (03:06:23):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (03:06:23):
Fuck? Oh god, man, we got that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (03:06:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (03:06:29):
We can literally sit here and do this ship. Man.

Speaker 2 (03:06:32):
I want to thank you guys for having me on.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:06:37):
Man. We got we got know we got a bad,
we got a bad.

Speaker 2 (03:06:47):
We know you got anyway, can I tell you the
only thing I wanted with some fucking merch. Thank you guys,
Thank you so much. It's fucking great. Gentlemen, lou Realer,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:07:01):
Let's get that's hey, this ship was amazing, the funniest man.

Speaker 2 (03:07:08):
Hey, you guys are the barometer or anything you don't like.

Speaker 1 (03:07:10):
Takeout that especially to Martin Luther g

All Episodes

BERT KREISCHER in the Trap! | 85 SOUTH SHOW

Episode Transcript

Hosts And Creators

DC Young Fly

Karlous Miller

Chico Bean

Popular Podcasts

New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce

Dateline NBC

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}BERT KREISCHER in the Trap! | 85 SOUTH SHOW