JENISE HART in the Trap | 85 South Show Podcast

Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly, and Jack Thriller sit down with JENISE HART!

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
TV ly was that was sugar.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know how sometimes when you drink the sugar from
the rim, get on the.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Tablet on your nose, you know, and see that's the thing,
you know, with a camera anger.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
That was sugar on the table. You know how when
you got something.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
In your ankle and you're like, damn, so from afar
it looked like he on the table, but he really.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Looking down scratching their head anklet.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Chinko had said some ship on Twitter the other day.
Ship got about like four million views. Now he's talking
about personal conspiracy theorists. He said, tell me some of
your Like he was asking the people, like, tell me
your personal conspiracy theorist, and then he was like, I
got one. Why I think red lights know when you
late from somewhere, when you and the herd, because you

(00:54):
catch all the red lights. But my personal conspiracy theory
is every since the quality of cocaine went down, white
people ain't been as creative as they was. M you
can literally kind of feel the tension like white people
ain't gave us a good white classic in a minute. Fact,

(01:15):
you're talking now, you're talking your talk white people a
little something that niggas fuck with every now and then
the cocaine don went down. Bru We ain't really white
people ain't really contributed nothing to like entertainment since Britney spears,
and she trying to make a comeback because she she popped.
She just don't know where the fuck she is she

(01:37):
doing that little sip like that she get it band, she.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Has gone thing about she wanted to get That's what
I feel all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Britain short holding them a little. It's the short class.
Love them, goddamn sure, Brittany, the little short something with
their little herd brand that.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Britain had to be grouped out though. When she on
that ship? When when what's that?

Speaker 7 (02:07):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
People don't drove man? People that we don't know that?

Speaker 6 (02:10):
You know that tall you you talking about the coach, right,
you know that tall the super tall, the tallest nigga
in the NBA.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
What the name was winn amir?

Speaker 6 (02:21):
When beyond Yeah, she ran up on him anywhere and yeah,
it was the opposite.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Brittany tried to fight when beyond me something like I
think she wanted to say hey, and it just got
out her hand. He just got a probably don't know
who she was talking to he didn't know who she
was talking to. He didn't know her because he he
was like no, he like god, damn, nineteen years old.
She wouldn't ship. Was a bit scared to nigga.

Speaker 8 (02:52):
You gonna see Britney coming here full throw like running,
like especially running.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
She was dark stuff from her. She ain't your Brittany.
She ain't the Brittany that you remember. Old baby. No,
she ain't old baby baby, old baby, Oh baby. If
I get apposed to Britney spears, I could bring him back.
Believe in me so much. Right, First of all, I'm finished,
sit her down. You gotta talk to her.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
We're finna watch all her highlight tape.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Who the fuck she is before we even get I'm
going back to start search. Okay, yeah, she might turn
this from Yeah. I need her to stay grown. No,
I don't thank you a child. You can't go see
old baby baby baby. Man. We get through, We get through.
She's gonna be asking for the what I should do?

(03:44):
M h, I could bring her back, bro, what kind
of career mention? What would you put in? Would what
you get on the bades? How can she revin? You
don't need to do that? That ain't that ain't no
but attention. You need to Matt and we need to
tell she is old baby, the baby.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
We got to get on the super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Has she ever did the super Bowl?

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Give you too much lifting because you didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Get you don't know who we're gonna get. Yeah, you didn't.
You're like that, ain't even the word.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
She ain't ready for that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
We're going too fast, you're doing too much. Yeah, super Bowl,
way too fast. She's a white lady. Bro, the money
gonna find us. We're gonna have to outrun the money
facts because she got money. She got loan money. She
paid child support, so you know she got support. She
paid child support.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
She almost threw though, I think she is a through almost.

Speaker 9 (04:40):
Threw Yeah, damn the kids eighteen already one?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
A am that be funked.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Up to when one of them be on there? And
then now your child support go down a little bit
and just a little bit, just a little bit. So
you're paying eleven hundred.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You're thinking you're paying per child, she paying thinking like
eight thousand. The money.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
That's time time time out. He even even with the
woman paying all that money, the nigga just hit the
li God.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Can we just can up. God, here's a dancer child
from the dead beat. Yes, yeah, she answer if people
like that line, yeah, kept.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
She raising lem raising them to board.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Twenty. You probably got somebody else. You probably get way
more than that, though, nigga, you know them kids valuable
as fucking Britney Spears kids. That's like blanket. That's that's
too much responsibility.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
Don't matter how much money you getting.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
The money, nigga, you got Brittneys that's over the back.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Was like, yeah, no, you're not gonna see my Yeah,
I was like this nigga playing with him.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah that black only black. That theory about that too.
I don't think he Mike even knew what the fuck
he was doing. I don't think that was intentional.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
No, not when he.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Held the baby over there, because there acting like Mike
was a little motherfucker bro. Mike played like Mike had
to get that. Mike was damn the six ft tall bro.
He was six two six three. Mike had a monkey.
He was that fucking tall. Yes, the older brothers was,
they was all that tall. Nigga. Michael was like five ten, No,
he was six two. He was a tall, big hand

(06:37):
motherfucker with a monkey. He would have dropped that. He
palmed ship out that baby. This is exactly what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Say this ship I started, and you know here a
real nigga to he ain't danger that long.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
He was like, oh ship, oh ship, that was get Yeah,
that baby would drive his hell man.

Speaker 9 (07:01):
He had a good grip on them, on them all
and Stilkie and the motherfucker he about to dropped that thing.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
But imagine people getting on your nerves so much that
you go, you don't have nothing else to do but
dangle your baby.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Let me ask you all this then people, do you
think that if the baby was black, they would have
gave a fuck? No, they only gave a fun because
they knew that was a little white baby. Shut the fuck.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
And the baby ain't scare of heights either.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Did you notice that the heights White babies ain't scared.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Of the ship.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
He dan his feet right on over that yep, and
he was looking like, Okay, the baby couldn't see when
I throw you off the balcony, dangle your feet.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
I give Mike a lot of slack on that.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
That was. It was that it was his first baby
or his last baby. Yeah, that's might think about it, right.
It was his first couple of weeks with a baby. Blanket.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
No blanket his nickname and put the blanket on top of.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
No, that's his real name.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's a girl. I thought, No, it's it's a boy.
I think the girl name is Paris.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Prince is Prince Paris was cover.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, it's after quill blanket or it's blanket. I don't
know the order.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
I just know the name and comfort.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's comfort, comfort her, that's fire comfort her. That's your
health break now, bro, fire comfort her. Don't see that? Yeah,
damn you you gotta move. Yeah, so see, I have
you to the bathroom. Whoever the niggas in the bathroom,
they're going to stab that ship. Right.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
The problem is when they can come in the bathroom
with me, Like, I got this part.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
This is this is the easy part, right yere, he's now, No,
I know it's the toilet, right, the toilet, Okay? Cool? Yeah,
I can do it myself. Let me do it. You
be saying that, then pissed all over the like, why

(09:07):
is it wet in the bathroom yet? Jack was in here.
You can't sit down on everybody toilet. I got to
sit down and peek. You got sit out my boy
like a man. Like a man, I pretend like I'm
doing one, but I'm really paying.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Yeah, that's what I love.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
But the ana do the faster than the man. My god,
at least do him. But I'm piing that Devin Man.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Don't talk to him. Man, why you have the bathroom?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Sokay?

Speaker 7 (09:45):
It went no tsses in there. There was no tissue
in there.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, are you sure you don't need no help in that?

Speaker 7 (10:00):
I'm positive.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Jack, But they come.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Back with personal said like a fucking man.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
What I knew?

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Like a man?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Jagging? Oh yeah, shaking it all right in there? How
did jagging of ship? The jagging off the show man?
This is this is how it start.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
I wanted to do something to give back to comedy
man for the I wanted.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
To get back with it and gave me man. It
gave me wild or Not. It gave me the eighty
five South she gave Miss cut because you good enough.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
I'm just a win is a win, Yeah, man. I
wanted to do something for the up and coming guys
to the same way I was doing sixteen or better
on partying bullshit. I did it for the rappers. I
did it for the did the video vixens and Ship,
and I want to do something for the comics man,
the up and coming guys and stuff. And you know what,
something that I even added in there that I took

(10:59):
a page of y'all book. Y'all so inspirational. I even
start giving him awards for the guy whoever's the funniest.
At the end of the night, they get a trophy.
I do it once a month, but we're finna go
to two times a month in January in the beginning
of the year and whatnot. Yeah, they get a star
trophy and whatnot. And Uptown Comedy Corner where we all

(11:19):
started at, where where we all started at with Legends,
got Jamie Fox of Ship, DC, Young Fly, Bruce Bruce Man, Earthquake,
Carlos Miller, Chris Chris, come on.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
We're talking about that.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
We're talking about the show the One Street. No, we're
talking about Peachtree whis what the one that was behind
God damn Houston's Oh that's the old one. Stroker, not Stroker.
There was dances Elite, Not that's lead, the one by
the male.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Offer by the male office one right.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
There, mantel that now okay, uh ship nothing one.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
On marr the one that the next strip club. Yeah,
that's the dances the lead right, Yeah, that's the that's
the name of the strip club. It's talking about uptown
on Marria the street, yea said Mary Street. Yeah, yeah, yep,
that was it was something else. They changed the name letter.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Let he said, Dan Elp Yeah before it was yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
Because the Lettos came later on. That was like to
the end they picked. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
And it used to be two holes in there at
all times on that No, it didn't. It was plenty
of hose in there. I was the daytime guy, no
nigga leader, coming club straight across crept the strip.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
Club in the middle of the comedy show.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I went in the middle of the day because they
had two dollars dancers. Yeah, I was going there. Man.
It was the best set up in the world. And
about all the ship strippers they had to weed. You
know how much put it? You just put fifty dollars,
but they had it about That's when I knew.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
That's when I knew you had to count your dances, bro.
I remember they will file all the dances and.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
There they were long.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, Nigga, the DJ probably didn't even play the first verse.
He was just like, you changed the Nicks on first,
changing this on in.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
My head, that's a whole song, that's about two minutes
work from you. She turned around, time out. Yeah, they're
gonna be third at all, I said, Babe, he played
one song.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Yes, yes, she talking about figure.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Get secured, I said, make don't get this scured. Yeah up,
especially if you're getting a dance. And then get to
that point where he had to make all them fucking
announcements like, bro, hey, come on.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
Now she got dance to the announcement, don't no.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
More, you fucking fool you funny the hell?

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Jack? I got this?

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Yeah, man, so you're jacking off comedy show man. I
need y'all to pull up. Bro, Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Don't never invite me to jacking I said, I'm going
forward with.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
I'm Jack.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I got call five Jack Yeah yeah, the jack off
comedy Yeah yeah yeah, and doubt. Let me tell you
how many comedians we have up in there, in all
forty five forty five comings, and we put them all
up and within an hour and a half. Wow, damn,
how much time to thank you? You don't even know that.
But you don't even know that they up there that long.
Everybody having a good time, everybody ripping real quick. Forty

(14:29):
five minutes. Now I'm at forty five people. Yeah, two minutes.
How about this coming up in minutes? Two minutes. You
better get it. You better come out swing sw I got.
It's training niggas to come out swing right right right.
You can't swing in two minutes. Come on, bro, what
we're really doing, were talking real talk talk. It's brooking

(14:51):
to be great, yes, and and and check it out. Bro.
By this time next you can come here and might
do to give you two minutes. By the time is
the yearning past? Now you done got a twenty four
minutes twenty four You heard what he said. You can't
can't you can't say that, you can't say, hey, you
get in a roar two minutes. In two minutes, nigga's

(15:12):
been putting it in two minutes, Bro, niggas become famous
in two minutes up in the club talk yo talk, Yeah,
niggas taking pictures.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Paparazzi style off for two minutes. But how many times
y'all y'all seen two minutes change a nigga LIKEE on TV?
Come on, how many times y'all two minutes did y'all
be doing on wild'n out?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
On wild'n out? What can y'all do in two minutes
on wild'n out? How many times have y'all changed the
dial of comedy in two minutes?

Speaker 7 (15:39):
That's all it takes because they only gonna remember that
two minutes.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
This is what we was missing while your ass up
there shaking your ass on stage.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
What you want to do? That's the world. You e
to beha your ass.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
You could be nigga. I used to be dancing my
pants too, Bro. I gave it to the streets man.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
For real. Yeah, yeah, you got a lot of trains
eating Yeah yeah, putting it up. You didn eat your pizza?
It got cold? It did me just hmm it looking good?
Low kept it did y'all wint on me? Not really? Okay?
I mean the nigga playing this sex saying music, Bro,

(16:28):
play me tell that man me some paper clacks. Clap man,
he beat buddy niggas man. He got there, nigga there,
I like.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
That a little high hat clap her own tee.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
He was like, yeah great, how you getting his all?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
My b ain't know what you call this beat? Right here?
I got a date. I like that. She feel the
speed like a nigga. Find have got down? Yeah? Remember that? Shi?
Do you be crazy? As they got a date? And

(17:12):
it's a game computer, so you know what you'd be doing.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
That's all I do, work our music shut, that's how
you work out.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Nigga yoga. What a little type of ship. But that
ship was funny hair rapper. You remember that ship, the
rapper with a rapp with it with the dog. That
was the dog, right? But who man that ship with
some what's with the curl? He that afro thunder?

Speaker 11 (17:43):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
No, man, that's bring you be saying the most man?

Speaker 7 (17:48):
What's the nigga with your shoes on?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
The nigga with your two legs? You know, you know,
the nigga with the ten fingers?

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Hm?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
What's the nigga with the eyeball? Bag? Out? Hey? Lag out? When? Yeah? Yeah?
Where you from? I'm from Maryland, Maryland, Baltimore.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
I lived in Baltimore shortly, but I'm from Montgomery County,
Montgomery County.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Why what did you trying to judge me? Not? I
felt in Maryland, y'all really country.

Speaker 9 (18:23):
Here y'all just I'm not a country in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I love Maryland, y'all country nigga anytime up top.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
People love a South nigga. You gotta lott country in you.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
You hear me, y'all just fast, y'all got all of
this ship.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Y'all be up there with New York. But y'all are.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I don't want to say the slowest when they say slower,
what I mean by y'all don't.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
Because a lot of a lot of people came out.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
No, y'all, y'all lick. What I'm saying is, y'all don't adapt.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
To the DC, to the New York, the Philly, to
the surrounding ship.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Y'all got your own ship. You see what I'm saying.
That's Baltimore. But that's that's not really Maryland. So what
you adapt to everything?

Speaker 9 (19:00):
I'm just yeah, I'm a fishing water.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's how I know you're a country. Come Mark, he
ain't lying like y'all got your own way of living.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
That's Baltimore by itself.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
You've seen what they did last week at Mariah.

Speaker 9 (19:13):
Care concert and Mary Oh my gosh, you know all
I want to Christmas is you.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
They definitely was fighting.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
They they got to fight and beat motherfuckers up on
All I Want for Christmas is you.

Speaker 9 (19:23):
But that was in Baltimore. Though that was in Baltimore.
That wasn't as Baltimore is a part of Maryland.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
That's a different to the ass. Shut up. I love.
I love Maryland, man, I love man. We go up
there love and this the end of this. How she
in her say, that's how she might be mad brout

(19:51):
she's about to leave. Yo. Let's go get that nigga. Now, man,
let me see. All I Want for Christmas is you. First, folks,
this podcast is busting and part by black rubber bands,
Easy blue, magic hair grease. Okay, spread them be too
far out, be gonna pop. Get you in the faith.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
Yeah, it's the holiday sees.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
The shout out to everybody who had to open up
the oven to heat the house up period house.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
Yeah man, that shit worked.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
There much love to everybody who don't know what they're
about to do for Christmas.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
You just know you're gonna make that ship happen.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Fact, you're gonna go over somebody house.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Don't steals there be righteous Okay, your time coming game,
It's okay and.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
If you bless this year, make sure you bless somebody.
No calp. I'm gonna say it again. If you bless,
make sure you bless somebody. Talk. Your talk got spread,
the blessing got spread, the blessing. That's how you work, blessed.
Come on, now, how you get that? Make room for
them new blessed.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
You can't get blessed with the new blessing because you
trying to keep your blessing to yourself.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
All of them ain't even yours. You're trying to put
your blessings in story. You God, you ten blessed. You're
supposed to give away at least three of them. That's
all I'm saying. Bless somebody else, Bless them three that
you gave away. What that did it? Blessed? Somebody? Open
you up to ten more? No care? See God, now,
don't lie. Niggas lie all the time. You know why
why because they ain't got no blessed, because they ain't

(21:19):
never blessed nobody. Mm hmm. That's why they say, hey, hey,
be careful when you're up top, right cause you never
know who gonna have to pass. You know what you
do when you spread them blessings out there. They don't
do nothing but put safety up under you. That's all
it is. You can go down and build a foundation.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
You build a foundation. Yeah, God know who.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
To bless.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Others, so you can continue to be blessed and let
them know what the blessings is coming from.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Because they don't think it's me. It ain't me, It
ain't never. I'm here to deliver a message.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Even though you're about to get a blessing, there's a
message that came with that. He wont want you to
call him.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
You know how nigga come up and be like, hey,
oh GZ, call the phone, get busy.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
You feel what I'm saying. And he'd be like, hey, DC,
drop at least two blessings off of me. I got
something I got you.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
I'm a little tied up.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I'm like, Andy time you like that assignment. See, peop,
don't understand those are assignments. They came out a little world.
You're like, I don't even feel like going to do that.
You better get your ass up and do what he
just said, because it ain't about you. Sometimes when you
bless others, it ain't about you no way.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
You feel what I'm saying that you could be in
the right place at the right time. He needed you
to deliver the message.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
You know that why it hits you right then because
you weren't thinking about it. But when it came aroun
and he was like, hey, you know what, tell tell
little brother call my phone, he like, ain't say no more. Hey,
they want you to know he he wants you to call.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Ain't got nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
This ain't got nothing to do with me. I haven't talked. Hey.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
He just want you to know that he's still in
the situation.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So he said, hey, been off call the phone. That's right,
that's right, that's all. A lot of people don't be
understanding that. They be hindering. They like, what do I
need to say? What you what you say when you get.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
On the phone anyway, what's your cashut?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
You don't even know your conversation. Sometimes sometimes you're the
only person who can say it. The way to be
heard right, right, messenger is not about what you say
is how you say it.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
It's your intentions.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
People know when you playing yeah or people who really
know you should know the different when you or shouldn't
have when you see it right. Because a lot of
people thinking it's still them. We're trying to sneak and eat.
Can If you ain't bringing everybody something, then she got
a lot of parks. Hey, welcome back to the Absolutely
this is the blackest TV show that ain't on TV,

(24:00):
but were about to be on TV though.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Ain't no cap come on now? Did the number one
TV show that's not on TV?

Speaker 7 (24:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, if they did a survey amongst black people, Yeah,
who had two black parents? And your grandma had a
goal to guess what place we're coming in? We coming there?
Number one?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Absolutely, everybody grandma got this is the number one.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
TV show that everybody can watch it with their great aunts.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
You don't even know that that's your great your grandma
or your mama, whatever the kid lady on your neighborhood.
You can relate to one hundred percent of the content
on this show I'm talking about for black people really
ain't never had a Q tip, Only cotton swaps.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
They ain't never had a Q tip.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's the boogie version. That's the Johnson and Johnson just
cotton swap the balls. That's what I was thinking too.
How you clean here with that? I'm like, you got
to have some Q tip. You ain't got nothing that
you got.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
All right when Yeah fired Bobby Ben Is that that is.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
So many black people who don't know the difference between
Q tips and cotton swaps.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
Yeah, you said automatically, a.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Little ball knock on version of the Q tip, like differ,
what's different to look if you was buying, if you
were buying Q tips, what you're talking about, like Q
tip is like the Nike of cotton swaps.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
The rest of that ship, bigga acting like you know
he's talking.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
What do you what? He fifty two? So they bonded
on the myth and my bullshit money? What the hospital cott?
You don't have got to win? Now?

Speaker 7 (25:37):
The hospital got Q tips longest.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Back here. As long as they put that what's that
like that? They don't put that in your ear? They
get roaches out with that.

Speaker 9 (25:53):
Oh I never been in that situation.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
My my nephew had a wash. Looking on the whole wash.
Nigga got stung on his brain. It just died, Bro,
What the fuck is your cook?

Speaker 7 (26:05):
How the you're gonna get stunk on your brain?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Look, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
The band I was just giving y'all some updated history
facts and it just went somewhere completely what happened. I
was doing the intro.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
I'm sorry by that.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Go ahead, shut the funk up. This show is number
one amongst people who know when to ship the funk up.
Don't be trying to be number one. I see everybody.
Shut the funk up. You see that the main game.
Simon didn't say, though you had for you started, Samon

(26:47):
didn't say that like you know how Sam says, whatever
you you ain't play, Samon says, I thought I played
this ship and that was the champ.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
That's why I brought it play.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I played Go Get Wait Man. I love how to
go Get It speaking go get it with us today?

Speaker 7 (27:05):
How and go.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
We got y'all put me on game.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
I ain't know she's freaking, she's funny. She was in
the Uber Driver, so she it was.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Just only Bigga bad past us like that was rude. No,
I didn't you had the damn that Spanish man was
scared as hell. You need back for it's freaking here today,
freaking and funny. That's the theme of the show. Got
a very very special guest in here with us today.
And if if you a freaking ass funny motherfucker, you
know exactly who I'm talking about nothing other than Janice Hart.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
Come on now thought yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know
if my voice and.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
We're not her only fans even though yeah, we're not
her only fans. What I did? Yeah, I like your word. Yeah,
come on, man, welcome to the eighty.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
Five self show.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
You for having me. So you're a porn star.

Speaker 9 (27:53):
Now, I'm a content creator, but I make money like
a press. What they mean, I make more money than
a porn star.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Break it down.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
I don't think porn stars make a lot of money,
but I think.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Know the fun they don't.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
So port stars are contrastual to fuck a shirt certain
amount of segments versus you make content where they pay
per with.

Speaker 9 (28:15):
I personally, I hire men to be on my camera,
so then I hied them.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I paying a nigga to fuck you.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Right, No, I don't on camera like that. I'm not
with I'm not really with that. I like sucking dick.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
I like strong independent black men.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I don't stay with my mom. I can't afford to
live alone. Okay, Yeah, I got my own bathroom at
the house. Get down the peak. Yeah, that's why it's
my own toilet.

Speaker 7 (28:44):
It's my own toilet.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
It's my own toilet. I travel with the seat covers
and all that ship. Yeah, it's a luxury.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah. Come on, man, here you talking about what aigga
they got seat?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Come on, bro, you ain't never did that.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
I a little bit this me on camera.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I told niggas that my dick can't ship, and you
ain't even saying my dish. Now you hate on my
dick before you seeing my dick. Let me see.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
I'm down to let you see. My friends is right here.
My friends are here.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Let me see us from down you want to see.
I don't take pictures of my dick, but I got
plenty of my nuts. I got plenty of pictures of
my nuts. I got plenty of them.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
I'm cool all day.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
The first couple of pages on my phone is nuts.
Try to play me like I'm a hold or something.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Lin show you my my nurse all day, both of
them a bag of yeah yeah that and I just
got and I just got wet. Oh my guy, bro

(30:08):
that nigga.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
Damnit here Broki they called me steal.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I'm nice and shade I look good. Nigga say he
takes single shots, bro.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
Hurt his feelings. Do you like nuts?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Are you a plant?

Speaker 7 (30:25):
This person?

Speaker 9 (30:27):
I like st flower seeds. Okay, you probably got some
big ass nuts.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I got some big ass a rag on my nest.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
I'm not ashamed of my net. That's one of my
fist features. It's my nut.

Speaker 8 (30:54):
What you're telling bit like, Hey, listen, you can see
the nick, but I want you to see.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
The n You see that? Wait too, you see my nuts?
Wait till you see my nuts? I bring on my left.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Yeah, stending deep picture.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
That's old ship. Anybody anybody can do that, old stupid
ass ship.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Take a real man and show you a nuts.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
When you when people talking, she's like, you better hold
your nuts over on that bitch.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
You better hold your mets on. Eat nigga, man, let
your nets hang. Jack, just leave me alone. Man, don't
talk to him, bro.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
One thing people can say about me, I got balls.
One thing people can't say about Come on, now, tell
him what out in there?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
D Tell him what. I don't know? What you put
me into? What you tell him about the fight? You
know what I'm saying. Tell like that. That's like ship
like that. That's pretty much that bigga. People. You know

(32:04):
this ain't never seeing my ball? No, No, you know
I got big balls and what I do, what I
do because what I do, what I do, what I.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
Do all of this.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
See you going back to day.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
I apologize.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
You need to be the jail niggas that for two minutes.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
Don't block you two lessons.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Jack out this niggas stupid bro. I had to invite
him this to freage his nigga in the wear man.
He loved that type of ship.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
So you say you do content, so me, you pick
right back up back like you back, let me see it.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Keep it a bit. What you're trying to say, I
mean ship, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'm trying to be respectful, like I don't want it
to be like like.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Like stuck that on camera.

Speaker 9 (32:50):
That's what I did, okay, yeah right, yes, yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
You know about saying this ship so that should be
paying for real only fans.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I'm gonna they take child ship the month, just twenty percent.
If you just take twenty well, I ain't think of
that ship. Yeah, who come up with a platform, A
little motherfucker that fuck on it all day and you
get twenty percent.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
You can do anything only fans. You don't have to
just do that a.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Nigga that's jis. But it's like, ain't it crazy?

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Hey, we're still twenty.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Percent off everybody? But this is the thing. Is it illegal? No,
the money is legal.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I know the money is legal, but like, can they
like coming only fans like the senior?

Speaker 9 (33:31):
Hey, nigga, come on, No, it's not mine. What I
do is legal. I don't know what other people be doing.
I'm not my business real yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I ain't got no account, so I don't want to
know what y'all be doing on them. I can show you,
I mean in real life, what made you get into this?

Speaker 9 (33:47):
Oh my gosh. When I got out of jail.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
What the hole? What?

Speaker 9 (33:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I didn't have nothing else to do.

Speaker 9 (33:58):
When I was younger, I just started feeling and it just,
you know, you grow in that career.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
When I went to.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
Jail, I'm thirty, yeah, but my felling is eight years old.
I started stealing real young, and then it just escalates
to different ship. I started stealing from the store, stealing
out of cars. Then I went to houses and I
got a regulary charge you damn yeah. So then after

(34:25):
that it was like, damn, nobody wants to hire me
because I'm a feeling that ship is ship pissed you all.
I will hire felings. Of course, it's not more than
the people that didn't want to hire me though, So now.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
What, Yeah, I am man, I ain't gonna lie. I'm
steel mad about that.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
But you did what you didn't hurt his feeling. He's
really like, I am so embarrassed. You always wanted to
be a porn star. Fact the crazy He's been in
plenty of pornos, but they didn't let him. Fuck he
directed it. He really talking ship and he he got
one porn movie. I forgot the name, but he got

(35:02):
the whole. He got a whole fucking music video before
they start being serious. I'm dan serious. Everybody else got
some puzzy except him. Why didn't you know cool? Because
he was you know, like when they be like, hey,
let's go to the mall and then the best lasses
and then they come back. Everybody gets some puzzy and
then he's still like in story mode. Porn is basically

(35:27):
what I'm saying lines everybody else. I'm a real artist.
I'm a real artist. I take this ship seriously. You
think I'm pulling, but it's real.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
He was just I do I think you're working around
and everything you can put.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
It Google, Google busting another do trying right now. I'm cool.
That's his movie. It's him and his. He got a
couple of other porn starts in there. Everybody else got
you directed the movie. It's me and Brian Pomper, So
you was Burglaraz and shit went to jail. Hell loo.
I was in there. I did two bits, oh for

(36:05):
real with that.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
With two times as an adult, and then when I
got out, I was like, I was homeless. I was broke,
And then I was just shaking the ass online.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
You know how bitches do. Okay, keep going, oh, where
was we at? Homeless? Really what we were saying?

Speaker 9 (36:30):
Yeah, So then you know, Snapchat Premium came out. That's
like where bitches was selling videos on Snapchat on Snapchat
and people was asking me do I sell videos? And
I was like no, I would never do that. And
then like a couple of weeks later, someone sent me
pictures of me sucking dick on ex videos and it
had millions of like view not like likes. It had

(36:53):
one hundred thousand likes, and like you could tell, you
could see how many views it was and I'm like, damn,
I should capitalize off this. So then I just started
selling videos for thirty five.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Dollars apart somebody sent you their video.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
No, somebody sent me a picture of me being exposed online.
Oh and I just took advantage of it because I
was sleeping on the couch and that day I made
thirty five dollars. That's a lot of money for somebody
that don't got no money.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
So I started.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
You know, I still wouldn't have stuck your day.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
You bet off buying the video. It's the same experience
you bought a video.

Speaker 9 (37:28):
It feels like you're really dare like, I feel like
you petty and shit.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
I don't like how y'all treat jack man.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I ain't never saw a man. He hurt bro.

Speaker 7 (37:44):
Most of those man.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I watched this d I didn't even tell him.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
He just heard that she was coming, and he was
here at six thirty.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
He was early, I know, he said right, he was
already there. He really been ready since like six o'clock.
He loved he loved his field. Did you know who
I was? I bought videos, I bought snapchats. Oh so
you're a fan, yeah, uh you are let down fade Yeah,

(38:14):
so you're the little nigga off the Incredibles.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, you didn't take my picture.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I'm hearing you. Eventually, yo, get a little nigga's ball
man stuckna funk my fans though they don't give them nothing.
He'll get over it. Drinks some more, drink jack. They
say you should never meet your heroes. Yeah, okay, and

(38:42):
then what Yeah?

Speaker 9 (38:44):
And then I just started making a lot of money
doing I started.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Making seventy five dollars a day.

Speaker 9 (38:49):
Then you know, it escalated to like four bands a week,
and it just kept going up.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
So do niggas beuchi and sell them videos in kucci? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (38:58):
Niggas do all types of shit now, you know, especially
when you see how much money people make, you be
like it, I'm gonna get into it.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
What if you don't show your face? You lips?

Speaker 9 (39:06):
I just feel like, don't get into it, most definitely.
But that's why I pay them. You know, if I
pay niggas, they don't even give a funk about that.
It's like, thanks for the money, chitie in the nut, So.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
You know it's the win. Win is a winy Well,
why y'all?

Speaker 9 (39:28):
Why a y'all surprised because your nigga is hit right
now doing math.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I feel like that's a great job.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
You come to the stage, you get your dicks twenty
five hundred, and then you go home. It's probably knock
you out in like ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Ain't a role with that, right, right, you know exactly exactly.
I'm looking for the job to figure out. I just
come from the interviews. I ain't even gotta ge Hi,
get your practice over. You gotta fake. You got to

(40:05):
make me practice.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
And I pay tickets so I can pick who I want.
And I own all the rights to video, the release
and all the money.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Have all that sign you can do whatever you want
to do.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Show the world come here, baby good. Yeah, I got
a better video. Look, I think of glasses.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Foggy. Hey, that was a foggy Is he mad? So
the steam coming from his eyes. He's just going, I'm sorry.
You say you was a fan. I'm I'm I'm sorry
that coming. Nigga. Love you.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
You're not the victim you was.

Speaker 11 (40:50):
Thursday came there and before the camera can I got
big nuts.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I brag you're nuts out there. Don't cry stop blinking.
Oh my god, that nigga crack damnond better stop for him.
Damn but Dawson's break off in your on the inside.
Stop this.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
She made her decision crying.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
You can make yourself cry. How you get that? This
busting chip? You've been there? Top of life is so hard?

Speaker 8 (41:27):
You see my class like that?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Like why you went glasses? Anyway? The only use one
side of the more DC.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
You an asshole man, not just real every real friend.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
If you hear that ship in the real world, he
already heard it before. Because whatever whatever, you can almost
see it make it a little bit better. It's like,
what contact nigga? Do you think he would risk his
one eye putting something else in it? I don't even.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Make it, but I'm saying, like, but you got like
two glass why not put this one.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Over here like the double B put it over and
it ain't doing nothing? Oh my gosh. Hey, the part
is he got an add It looked like an aye, right,
but when he wear it makes it real ad look
fake for real? So real, Okay, it's this one that

(42:39):
I can't Hey, hey, you've been on twenty verses one?
How that ship go? I don't know it just I'll
be nervous. You never know what people are gonna say,
what's the concept?

Speaker 9 (42:54):
M Everybody shows up because they think I'm gonna sat
they dead.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
They don't know.

Speaker 9 (42:58):
It's never like, oh geneez, I know that's why they
show up. But yeah, once they win, I just go home.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
A nigga don't win? You Why what the hell? That
ship just content? You don't know.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
There's a lot of STDs in the porn world, like
I don't funk around with that. Okay, recycling the same
niggas like, you know, the same nerds that have nineifies,
the tech nerds with big dicks, so you stay clean.
Just sucking everybody did. Then everybody was talking about she
stoked my dic. Remember we had that conversation you sell
you like bitches that you you.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Know that got a reference? Yes I did. I definitely
you'll never get a reference. You'll never hear somebody like
she's talking about it. Never, not even back in the
homeless days. Okay, no, not even burglary, because if you
broke in my house, you think you're going, I'm glad

(44:02):
you can't that. We can do this the easy way.
We can do this the hardware. I don't want to
go to jazz.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
You sure you want me to call the police.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yes, because the cops need to get out of it.
Then he he's gonna let me on. So if Jack
Country breaking in his house, he was like, my nigger,
I'm calling Blice the cops something. Boy, I got to go.
I'm the only one doing a black.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
The new Jack.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It's so wrong, Bro, ain't no cut on it. Game,
ain't no cut on it. Bro, No nigga, what was
your burglar name? Cut it here? Crazy man? What you saying?

Speaker 7 (44:56):
What was your burglar name?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Heart? You thought she had a burglar name? Nobody living?
No burglar like it was by yourself? Yeah, that's birth
soldier that ship either. I just telling you said you

(45:19):
don't know why you was doing the ship when you
were just out here robbing ship by yourself. I wasn't robbing.
I was stealing.

Speaker 9 (45:24):
There's a big difference and robbing you know that by yourself.
Robin is like forceful taking. You know, when you burglarizing,
you sneaking. If somebody's in there, it turns into it
terms in the robbery.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
But then the thing though, if somebody stole something from
you and you ain't know it, you can't make it real.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Loveant going They robbed you.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
That's stealing, I know, but you got robbed. I feel
like rob's more in your face, Like give me your ship.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
That's robbery. He ain't get what and he stole it
and you got it. He took it. It was forceful,
he stole it. Give me that ship, mine mine.

Speaker 9 (46:01):
Burglary charge means that like you didn't have no weapons
or anything like that fact and you just.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah, that's crazy. What what made you even come up
with that? We ain't feeling a good because sense whoop
the gold bro catwoman? Mm hmmm.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
I don't know who put you up on the burglary game.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
No, well, no party.

Speaker 9 (46:24):
I just I just was, Yeah, I don't know what
I was doing. That's why when I look back, I'm like,
what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Were you doing? You could have died. I could have died,
but I didn't.

Speaker 7 (46:33):
Okay, somebody was in there and could have blown her head.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
All I didn't look like a burglary though, so I
don't think they would have.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
Is always how you get caught.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
The lady was in there to it turned into a
home invasion, but it was a burglary. It was a burglary,
but it turned to a home invasion. Because now you.

Speaker 9 (46:52):
I didn't have no I know that that wasn't that
it was, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
It wouldn't turn it down to it. You got a
good lawyer.

Speaker 9 (46:59):
I didn't have no lawyer. I just played guilty.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Oh Ship, they damned first to the first charge. Uh huh.
You just trying to get I didn't know much. You know,
you're just black and you was just like Ship when
she said she just came in, she like stopped right
there and you just but that really.

Speaker 9 (47:15):
The thing is, I was in a white neighborhood with
these big ass houses and they had the key under
the flower part. It's real, don't burglar nobody. But I'm
just saying like it's.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Not, but that that really was a blessing in the
sky because when you go into somebody house and it's
people in there, it's a home invasion.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
This was before the cameras and stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Right, yeah, got you.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
She go to police and then they came to my
mom's house like three weeks later and they got me.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Wow. Yeah through fingerprints. So somebody saw you and you
recorded me. She was like, yeah, no mask on it? Crazy?

Speaker 7 (47:50):
You was you?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Yeah? How long was you doing the ship for you
get coat.

Speaker 9 (47:56):
A long time? Words like, no, that was my first time,
you guys, that was my first time.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
How long would how long they locked you up for
the first bid.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
I didn't get locked up for that. I got locked
up for violation probation. So I was on probation in
three counties and two different states, and I violated catching
that charge. So that's where the time came in. Hell long, Yeah,
a long time.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Three four years.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
No, a few days like.

Speaker 9 (48:24):
I did a little time. It wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It was great.

Speaker 9 (48:27):
Actually, you had a blast, had a blast.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I feel like jail is not that bad. Have you
ever been in jail? Is hard for the camp that's
I don't think it's that bad to stay there. It's
really no. You can do that. You can do that
is just your cookie food.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
No, you had access to have leeway, but it was
Teddy folded that ship.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
It's just your it's different.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, Mike, it was cool because you ate when you
wanted to eat.

Speaker 9 (49:05):
My experience was cool because when I was a juvenile,
I was on probation from twelve to seventeen. I was Yeah,
so it was just like, oh this is another that's
how it is.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I just didn't know what was going on. That's why
you think Jay cool.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
So what are you friends looking like you're talking about?
Is that of curiosity?

Speaker 9 (49:22):
They probably other girls that you beat off to that
you know?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Oh a community, yes, assume that jack over the community.

Speaker 9 (49:30):
It's endless. It's a thousands.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Your friends do the same thing you do.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
I don't know. I know a few, Yeah, but I
don't know. You know, I know a lot of girls
that you know, sell what they got going on though?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Right, yeah, well we glad you. You know what I'm saying.
You found the way and made away for yourself period.
You know what I mean, A legal way.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
If you respect it, if you could wake up and
and and accept it and respect it, then.

Speaker 9 (50:03):
Ship, I don't care who don't respect They probably don't
make more money than me.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
What's the what's the most unique thing somebody requested you
to do?

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Only fans unique?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Yeah? I don't do requests another way, freaking ship?

Speaker 9 (50:18):
Oh let me see, somebody just just send me five hundred.
They said they wanted me to like blow spit bubbles
on a deal though, that's something somebody wanted me to
blow smoke on the.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Deal though, did you get the bubbles. I didn't.

Speaker 9 (50:35):
I just took the money. I really didn't never do.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I didn't want to. I'm just sad that. Listen, listen,
you talked.

Speaker 12 (50:46):
To the street nigga like you want to do that?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
What you won't know?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Just go make sure she's gonna take your mind.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
And I wouldn't it be if the nigga who who
did that was Jack? What if there was Jack distant?
And so you.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Really want to know he like I was meeting, like you.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Know what job I want if I had, if I
had a job in the porn industry, I would want
to be the nigga that titled the videos mm hmm
poor you know saying internet pouring. The video be titled
crazy at fucking uneducated bitch something big behind the school.
This bitch can't even read.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
Financial literacy.

Speaker 9 (51:38):
I feel like my titles are really unique.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Let me video I do.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
I did a doctor video where I helped a guy
who had a problem with nutting from head. It's called
doctor throw. You know it's not a good title. Would
you want to go to the doctors like damn, I
can't up from head?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
And then she just do you got get a referral?

Speaker 9 (52:01):
No, nope, you just came through set up the basement
as a little doctor's office.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Crazy nigga type of nigga league comments, I'm trying to
see what we're buying. That is, That's what it is.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
I just wanted to crazy.

Speaker 9 (52:26):
Let's see, I have the plumber doctor plumber, I mean,
I have plumber throw.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Let's see how long you been doing this ship? For
seven years?

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
You're a pro. I've been I've been doing only fan
since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Ten thousand hours.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
This ain't no, It ain't no? Is that what that is?

Speaker 7 (52:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
You a professional.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
That's how long it take to be good at something.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Seven years, not ten thousand hours. Oh okay, I didn't
know that. So you Jay gave her help up. I
think I was good when I started.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yeah, walk, I will give you your talk ten thousand hours.

Speaker 9 (53:03):
But I have uber throw, I have dick sucking academy.

Speaker 7 (53:07):
What's that about?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Which one throw? Why the uber pick me up?

Speaker 9 (53:12):
And then I stuck this dick in the car?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Play that at playing?

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Now?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I don't want to see it. What do you mean
to play it out? Like he came to beat you up? Like, hey,
how you doing?

Speaker 7 (53:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
He can't be picked up.

Speaker 9 (53:24):
He picked me up in the truck that was just
like yours. And then I got in the got your
back and so.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
You can't have your person this people be fucking crazy man.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
People like like you know, they like who they like?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, crazy man. Oh my gosh, So saying he can't
pick up the truck. Yeah, he picked me up in.

Speaker 9 (53:53):
The truck, and I just started saying nasty things from
the backseat, like I'm thirsty and ship like that.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
You know, you know what the subject. I gave you
too much liquors, man, it's my bad.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
I gave Jack too much liquid.

Speaker 9 (54:05):
And I was like, my tongue is really long, and
I stuck it out and then my little throat squeeze
that I do. Yeah, and then I was like we
should pull over and then yeah, that's one of my
most viral videos because he was like screaming in the video,
how long.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Is your tongue? It's pretty long?

Speaker 7 (54:22):
Can you stick of that?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I did? You didn't see it anyway?

Speaker 7 (54:25):
Yes I can't. I can see it from her old
you could see nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I see the cliff. Thank you. You one of them
niggas told you I got to watch you. I got
no watch it's gonna be a surviving jet thriller. Cup

(54:52):
over here.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
You gonna be like I was very polite.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
That don't mean you wasn't. No, I never touched it.
I didn't thank you so much touch the girl well, Jack,
But I said, but.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
That don't put that on Jack. I don't put that
on them.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Man.

Speaker 9 (55:11):
I have a prisoner skate video. I have a video
where I hired a real police officer to come to
my crib and pretend like he was locked me.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Up, Like yeah, and he sucked your way at the charges.

Speaker 9 (55:22):
Yeah, he had real handcuffs and everything.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
So what did you say? I was a wait.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
He was like, you have a charge for like indecent exposure.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
You have a warrant.

Speaker 9 (55:31):
And I was like, oh my god. It was pretty.
It looked really realistic. People thought I was really getting
locked up.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yeah, that sucked this dick. That's all you do is
up Nick.

Speaker 9 (55:41):
I feel like I'm great at it.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
What if niggas ain't man, fuck that the head They
always say that and.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Fun that as over man, But the.

Speaker 9 (55:49):
Dicks, Nick thad, I'll be sucking on camera really big
and I can't.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Take those dicks. So this wouldn't have worked anyway.

Speaker 9 (55:59):
I can't take those in the rgime. But you know,
I like I like a challenge when I'm sucking dick.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
So to what you said, you for a medium side regularly? Yeah,
you know what I mean. Yeah, that's what I can take.
She got real quiet round here. Man, tell me, I

(56:27):
don't know if I'm I don't know somebody, somebody she
ain't talking about that. Gotta tell me, man, I need
her to do, not be. I need to be denied.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
If I don't get denied, I have been to bamboo.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
What you're doing to my cash? You got everybody in
here shook. Don't nobody know what they got. I don't
know what I got. I don't know. I gotta see.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
I don't qualify.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Saw a few of the women in here when you
was like they're really really large, they were like, got
it money? This later right here with you too shocking.
You're too controversial. You're very controversial. I'm honest. That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
Drane.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
M hm. You're done doing porn. This is your last year.

Speaker 9 (57:27):
This is my last year. I said that, But the
money is so hard.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
To let go. It's hard to let go before I
might do another year. I might do anohing. You know
you don't do anohing yet? Niggah. Yeah, am ready to
I'm done.

Speaker 9 (57:41):
I feel like it's it's it feels like it feels
like work.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Now I am.

Speaker 9 (57:48):
I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing about from
the I'm not from Baltimore. I'm not from there. That
he ain't gonna quit. Yeah, you feel like work, Yeah,
I do. It feel like work. It feels like I
gotta show up, I gotta suck a dick.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
And then it's just it's not funny. You don't be
in the move.

Speaker 9 (58:09):
Yeah, I don't be in the move, but the money
is just be like and I don't really I don't
do I don't know. At first it was just fun
to suck dick. But now it's like I don't really.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Want to do anything.

Speaker 9 (58:21):
Yeah I didn't. I haven't done that many videos though.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
No, so you died.

Speaker 9 (58:27):
Yeah, then my fans it's like, please don't stop. And
I'm like, oh my gosh, how long do you want
me to do it for?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Like, don't stop taking good enough? But the money is
so good, the money is well, how much money do
you need to stop? To stop?

Speaker 7 (58:48):
To stop? What's the cap? Your dick cap?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Why I use the same man over and over again.
I don't use new men talking about own the money,
on the money or the money, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (59:01):
It's not about the money like it's and at this
point it's like it's not the money is not even
appetizing anymore either.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
Talk.

Speaker 9 (59:07):
So I just want to do something that I like.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
And that is I liked.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
I like comedy soon stand up, well, I already did
stand up?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
No real. How was your first time on stage two? Oh?

Speaker 9 (59:19):
I was so nervous when I went up there. I
was so nervous. And then when I got up there,
it was like, it's not that serious. It's not as
scary as I thought it was gonna be, you know
what I mean. I just got out there and started
saying the shit that I rehearsed, and that was it.
But everybody gave me great feedback. And you know after that,
they was like, come over here, come to my city,

(59:39):
Come to my city, Come to my city.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
Has it always been something you wanted to get into.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
Yes, But you know, I hear a lot of people
say that they was broke while they were doing jokes,
and I didn't want to be that.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I have two kids.

Speaker 9 (59:50):
I was like, I got to get to the bag first,
and then once I'm comfortable and I'm financially free, maybe
I can focus on being funny.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
But I don't want to be a broke funny motherfucker. Ship.
I've been one before.

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
I mean that ship, but everybody don't make it. Everybody
don't make it. Everybody doesn't make it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
But you can't have that mindset. You gotta be believing
that you're gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
That's the path I'm gonna take.

Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
And I don't see nobody else taking the same path.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
That I know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
They don't take the same path you did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I'm gonna do, my boy, I remember nights. I can't
remember nights. I had to get it right. I ain't
even know it was a night.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
It was in the daytime, and I go through the
night already I missed the knight like I ain't even
know it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Was night tied Nigga had to get up and go
tell some jokes just to get some get a little
change its wings. But I was.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
Already broke before, Like I was already felling already with
all of that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Like, man, I think I don't be honest, like motherfucker
being like you said, like your lords when you say, like,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I bet every lords.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
Maybe I've been on my lowest with money though, but
this what I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, mentally, I've been at
my lowest with money. So that's why I said, the
money is not really that appetizing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
How do you what do you see yourself doing to
get yourself in the right mental space.

Speaker 9 (01:01:14):
I just realized that family is really important. I got
to a point where I was like, fuck everybody, because
my family didn't really support what I was doing, you know,
and it was just like, all right, well, funk all, y'all,
I can just get my bread because it wasn't that
serious when I was stealing, didn't nobody had a problem
with that, or when I went to jail, because then
I was like, I need my family, man, Like that's
really important.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
So yeah, yeah, good, that's a look.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Look people make that man, you have to screen far
family man, man.

Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
But I wasn't gonna stop what I was doing for
my family to come back around. It was just like
we gotta come to a point where we agree with
what I got going on, or just agree to disagree,
Like I'm gonna still get my bag, and I feel
like the more they seem people still imported me, the
more that they supported me. My mom she's still don't
fuck with it. She's Muslim, so I don't feel like
she's ever gonna fuck with it. But I guess she's

(01:02:08):
just gonna stay broke.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
That's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
What to do?

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Do you give them money for what? Like, like, hey, Mama,
you need something shit? Because a lot of times when
you're doing something you know that people don't agree with,
if you give them some money, then they like find
a way to deal with it.

Speaker 9 (01:02:24):
But my mom is Muslim, she's not just like she's Muslim.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
She wears the hit job and.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Never stopped a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
She's not gonna she.

Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
Doesn't want to take my money because I already explained
that if you don't support what I have going on,
don't ask me for money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
That's weird making her feel bad about it.

Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
Why am I supplying the family with money? And if
y'all don't like the way that I get my money,
I'm sucking different money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Do you feel like mom.

Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Said Hodie with a PlayStation that I stole out of
somebody's house.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
That's cool, Like.

Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Come on now, no, my mom did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I wasn't.

Speaker 9 (01:02:54):
My mom wasn't Muslim when we growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
She was Christian.

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Are you Muslim?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
No? Mm hmm, I'm not religious.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Do you believe?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Of course, But I just feel like.

Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
Religion is my mother's a she's Muslim, my dad is Christian,
and then my mom feels like her religion is the best.
So it's just like, Okay, I don't know. I watched people.
I watch people in their religion, and I don't feel
like they walk by faith, but they judge me, and
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
So I just.

Speaker 9 (01:03:27):
I have my own personal relationship with my believer. It's
not the devil.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
But yeah, how long you been doing comedy?

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
I've been doing comedy for a long time. I used
to do That's how I promoted. That was another way
that I found marketing would be really good for my
porn is to do comedy. Because my pages used to
always get deleted because I'm just shaking ass. But then
people were like, you need to make another page because
when you go live, you're so funny. So I would
go live in lingerie, but I would still talk shit.
It wouldn't be like sexual. It would just be like

(01:03:56):
I'm drinking. I'm talking my shit, and they like, you
need to separate the comedy from the porn. So I'm like,
all right, so I just started doing that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
You you based in Atlanta?

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, she can host the jack Off with me.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Yeah, I just get a couple of more dates on
the on the end of the mone and whatnot. So you know,
I can use another female host, dad onto the host
that I got.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
I would love to. Yeah together, what else you're bringing
to the table.

Speaker 9 (01:04:25):
I have my own platform. I don't need to subject
to get into anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
How many how many followers? You got a lot? I
used to be a director. I know what to do
with direct right, you got to manage it. I mean
it's myself, Okay, cool, Cool, you need to I.

Speaker 9 (01:04:47):
Don't need a pimp, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Cat you not. That's that's the new word for pimp.

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
Manage it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I feel like that is it. I'm not I don't know.
It's manage the new word for pimp. I mean, I
feel like all pimps will be offended if you call
them manager.

Speaker 9 (01:05:09):
Some pimps don't want to be called a pip. They
want to be called a manager, though.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Yeah, because they're smart enough to know that pimper. Pimpering
can get you a life stander. Yeah, yeah, that's it,
that's what it should do. Yeah, you can only have
hypothetical holes if you're a pimp. Now they are trying
to eliminate pet.

Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
You nigga, trafficing charge, you're in charge.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
You've been interstate traffickings. Oh you know the Vegas you're human.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
You said traffic, human trafficking, you said trafficking, abandonment, neglection,
and you come in Marria doing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
They you use it under particular you getting mailed her.
Oh yeah, these federal you just got together, y'all. Monny
Lundon was a round. You can't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Care beer, y'all doing the whole little rico, you the
whole bit.

Speaker 9 (01:06:22):
Then they get you a tax evasion getting all that electronics.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I don't even go way back to when you first
bought some puzzards from her.

Speaker 7 (01:06:30):
You know, I bought a video. You don't even know
how much illegal to use to go to court.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Now you're done watching movies and TV and film with
a non prostitute in the school zone.

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
Nigga, you facing You don't even know what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
You apply. She was a prostitute. Bad prostitutes in the
school zone. About this so bad the church can't even
buy you out. Thanks off a kid, nobody people let
your church think you did it.

Speaker 11 (01:07:02):
Well, we can't serious, Casey's serious.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
There's some trouble we can't get in test with. You
brought them the whole round them kid. That that little
bit you brought from Vegas, remember, because she had the
whole church smelling like that stuff. You bought that plane
ticket with their stolen credit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
That's what you did, because you stole that money at
the collection plate and you bought that plane ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Go. I don't like you little fast ass the passive
nothing like that. Definitely who passed.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
I heard people rumors and say that I got to.

Speaker 9 (01:07:50):
Pass that my game right now you need to stop asking.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
But you're crazy. You don't want none of that money,
that money before more. Okay, I got first day, then
every Sunday, Why would I disrespect my If you're pastor
you came back push I'm like, how you up there?
Something by it? But because you got to know what
sin feels like, so you'll know what to talk about.

(01:08:16):
What you got to go, you know who you might
reach in the process. In the process, you get two
or three of them hoes to come to the church
and start saving souls, saving souls. And now you got
a good reputation amongst the other freaking pastor because you
got them holes at your church, got them holds.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
Now everybody doing your programs for free?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Right? They come? Can I be a guest at your church?

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
Back?

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Why would you like to come?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
I was just spreading up literally literally ex.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Damn bro, what's the pastor trying to bad?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Right now? In twenty twenty four? Y'all keep hitting me.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Y'allselves from Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
I don't know where you're from.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
I'm trying to tell people what you do behind clothed
door is who you really are.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Yep, I don't care even when you're jacking off. You
said behind closed door like, I'm a freaking motherfucker. I'm myself.
What I'm about myself. I leave the door open. I'm
gonna leave the door open. Bruno Mars, you hear me?

(01:09:27):
Remember what I do? Bruno alone? You live alone.

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
I'm gonna live the door open.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Yeah, I live alone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I'm gonna leave the door open.

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
I'm gonna leave the door open.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Fuck me, look what I do? Hm, I don't hurt. Nobody.
Get that down, bro, if you think about it, that's
who he is. Bro, Just me myself and I wait

(01:10:11):
to get into the house. Jack the disease free Jack.
I can't infect myself the disease and keeping.

Speaker 9 (01:10:33):
Oh that's do y'all mask bad.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Day that should have kid. Yeah, now we're young. I
have shool for how I said, like I go for
some she'd be letting them in the bed? Ill go
write to the battle? Should he do it? Like who
had to get another? I don't know what. I don't
know why I like this. I just be up through

(01:10:57):
now me beat.

Speaker 10 (01:10:58):
Myself, teaching myself what you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Just getting rid of this left over dick.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
I had a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Bro, Well, bro, know where that ship came from and
did it got to the point. I ain't doing that.
Like nine years, that's a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
That should be weird with pus At the time, I
feel like I'm getting pussed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
If I'm a jack out by my will fuck again.

Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
I prefer masturbating over sex.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
That's safer. I masturbated every day every day. Gotta get
one in.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
You gotta stop that that sure, gonna have your yes
like high, like you gotta get one in it's extremely
high here.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
I got to, she said, I got to.

Speaker 9 (01:11:59):
Yeah, I don't, And I watched porn, but I don't
watch porn too masturbate. I watched porn because it's like,
oh this is interesting, like oh wow, like to get
a little bit of ideas too, But I can not
just for memory, I don't, or just fantasizing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
Just remembering some ship you did.

Speaker 9 (01:12:16):
Or fantasizing like you know, I could meet a man
and I'm like, oh, I want to see what it
would feel like to fuck him, so I want to
fantasize about it and masturbate.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
I don't do that.

Speaker 9 (01:12:28):
You never did that when you went in the bathroom
after you suck the girl.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
It wasn't like memory. You know, when you when you're
dracking off.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Still.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Think about the.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
I'm trying to get my money's worse.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
You wanted to drain. You ain't gonna lie. But like
when when when when I were.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Young and I used to go crazy, it was one
specific person I would thinking about.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
The whole what's her hand? It was my ninth grade
algecy teacher Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
And I knew and at that time, panty lines and
ship was starting to come in and play like everything
gradually came out before a woman right now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
You just to see her with no clothes on. I'm like,
young niggas got it made because I used to have.

Speaker 9 (01:13:20):
I was like, you can see the ass, she's already,
So it's not really a fetish. It's like, you know,
imagine so fire and my ninth grade teacher used.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
To have these.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
She used to wear like that's when the lunger pants
started to come in, like the Victoria's Secret and you
could tell.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
And she used to wear tight pants just so we
could see the pane line. I used to be like, man, no,
she fucking free, Oh she fucking and sound crazy what
I'm saying that. I never could find the teachers neither.
I used to be hearing by this ship she fall. Yeah,
I gotta got niggas got to be lying. Nigga got

(01:13:55):
to be lying. They don't be lying.

Speaker 9 (01:14:00):
You realize how younger teachers are when you young.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
It's like he was only twenty two, twenty three. Yeah,
but that was your teachers was old when we were
young women. Yeah, she's we have no fan. Well, I
mean it was something at the school, but I was
never I never had that out of my.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Out of my eighteen years from from Nigga, I probably
had let me see one two. I only had two
see grade, Miss Zachary and in twelve grade, Miss Zachary fine.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Exactly fine.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Hell she did talk wrote about me every day in
her composition note book every day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
I don't know. I just got on her fucking nerve. Wow,
I wrote about me every day. Nigga. I had a
teacher that was older than the fucking algebra that she
now old. Oh twelve grade mind will No, she knew
her too. That booty was fact. My algebra teacher had
a fat ass. Though. What's her name? I seem like

(01:15:04):
all the math teachers be fine to here. I ain't
gonna say her name. I ain't gonna say her name now,
because she had a fat white lady, asked, and he
used to clap while she was writing on the board.
She was so it was just moved by herself. Oh
oh so you little market right hard and the muffled home.

(01:15:25):
She knew what she was doing, No, she didn't, because
she was one of the white ladies who didn't even
really know what having ass kind of meant.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
Right, you know what you said about people being alone,
by who they asked?

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Why who they are?

Speaker 9 (01:15:37):
You never know what you never know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:15:39):
You could have been getting tired up at home getting.

Speaker 7 (01:15:41):
Spank Yeah, but them teachers we had was not fine.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Just a bunch of old ass white ladies who wore
them big ass burker stocks.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
My kindergarten teacher will find to say, Miss Griffin, she
just died.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I remember she was like fifty when I was here
in kindergarten. You had to look back at that. You
didn't know that, bro. I didn't know what I wanted
to do to that later, but I knew I wanted to.

Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
Do something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
At that time.

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
You had both your eye Yeah, I had both minds.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Then when did you lose it?

Speaker 7 (01:16:11):
About around twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Or something like that. What happened? Well, is it touchy? No,
it's not, it's it's not touchy. I was playing dice
with some old niggas and ship I got caught cheating
and one.

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
Of them staying there in the eye.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
That wouldn't left. I would never lie to you. You
said it was some short ship. Yeah, that was some
short ship too. Nigga got caught in the dye game. Yeah,
and the nigga had stabbed in our old nigga stamb
me and I for cheating and ship. I never cheated
again though.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Damn you got to listen at a young age older
nigga traumatized.

Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
It's very traumatizing. Hey, but that nigga got hit by
a cart later on and whatnot. I pissed on that
nigga grave too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Did you go ahead and on it?

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
I pissed all on that nigga to headstone all of
that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I was gonna come back and ship but I thought
it was too far.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
That's too far.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
That's right, that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
This was my eye nigga, he said.

Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
I pissed.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
He said I was going ship on too much. I
can by you. You have to. He could have just
punched me and I and called on. Was you the
younger nigga? I was the youngest nigga inside the god
damn desk game. He didn't have to do nothing but

(01:17:25):
hit me. Okay, okay, So what he was? What happened?

Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
I wanted to win?

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
So what happened?

Speaker 6 (01:17:32):
The nigga was like he keep in mind, I've always
been blind in my left eye right, and so I'm
over here thinking I'm getting away with something and I'm
really not.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
So your niggas see me cheating and im you can't
see it. I don't see him seeing me cheat. You
got one side trying to be snick with that one eye.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Yeah, you only see it from your Yeah, but you
can't even see him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
I looked right up at the nigga too, rolling the days.
I thought, if I look at him, he wouldn't thinking
that I was.

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
He wasn't looking at the days. If I'm looking at him,
he was looking at that. He wasn't looking at the
dice and ship. And I was like, give me my money.
I said, give me my motherfucking money. I picked up
the money and I put the ship in my pocket
and he was like, put the money down.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I said, nigga, no, I want that's your fast one.
Put the money down.

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
I said, I'm gonna tell you again. And the nigga
didn't tell me again. He stabbed in mind.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Win in my pocket while I was crying, and take
the money out of my pocket. What he stabbed you with?
He stabbed me with it like a you like when
you know them fingernail files and ship they got the
little knife inside of it. Yeah, they be.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Yeah, hold on, so why were you tweeting with old
Minnie gambling with all the old niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
That's why I never hung around niggas my age. Yeah
you've been there, right, Yeah, I was young nigga gambling
a whole bunch of old niggas.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
But I'm like seventeen, and they keep in mind the nigga,
the old niggas, the ones put the money and they
gonna take it too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
They gonna take your money.

Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
They take your money and take you learn to take. Yeah, yeah,
I don't give you take my mind a little nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Yeah, you're not gonna take my money. It's all funny games.
Did someone loses to night? But see I didn't you know,
you don't have to be like that, Jack. I'm not
like that no more. I can't believe here.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
I can't believe it. Bro, you didn't been through some
ship though. The movie gonna be good. The movie is
gonna be good. I always said, you gotta cut out though.
What's the joke you used to do? Man? When you
said the girl the girl's son was asking you about
your eye? Oh, she would ask me, could I could?
I cried that eye she said, no, you just get

(01:19:40):
kind of sad huns up.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
And when when I would go to sleep, the nigga
take my eye and put a purple jail breaker in there,
and I woke up with can't conded candy running down
my face, ants running on my face trying to get
the candy. You pointed at me, singing pepple ring straight
drop bullshit, So.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
You can take that out. Don't do it. I only
do it when it's dirty, Yeah, dirty, when it starts, yeah,
when it yeah. Are you being serious? Yeah? Like I
had this ship up in like six months. At the time,
I thought you said you have different ones. I do
one hundred. So now you know you don't stank it.

(01:20:21):
It'll be sticky. What's what's on it?

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
This eye?

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Juice? Man?

Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Hey? Just iy I do? I told you that? Man?
What's behind it though? Is it just podcast? Just brain?

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
Just straight up brain brain behind it? Straight up genius?

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Is mind?

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
Is?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Man? That's crazy. I'm amazing, he double hell. But what's
what's next week?

Speaker 9 (01:21:01):
Oh my gosh, Oh, I'm going on tour next year.
I'm doing dick fucking classes. I'm doing dick fucking classes,
comedy tour and meeting greens.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
That's what we're doing. That's the name of the comedy tour.
Dick sucking classes.

Speaker 9 (01:21:17):
No, I haven't even figured out a comedy tour.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Call it that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
Yeah, I can't tell you that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Come meet me, shut the fun.

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
I don't know what I'm gonna call it, but the meat.
The meats are going to be totally separate from the
comedy show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
You gotta keep the meat and the comedy step shut up.
That's why I sucked up, man, I didn't do it.
I ain't.

Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
Yeah. Hey, literally, I'm gonna be funny and bring me.

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
I think more women are gonna come and see me
do comedy of the men, So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Yeah, they'll pull up. Yeah, that's why you're gonna call
it class. How long you been doing it? Coming?

Speaker 9 (01:22:08):
I just did my first show on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
This is brand new. Ship is brand brand new? Okay, yeah,
but so yeah, pop and ship. Yeah, get out there sway.

Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
I have to ask you a question. Do you know
a person named Zion Zion depend Lauren.

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
He'll sign no, that's the way he knows where you're from.

Speaker 9 (01:22:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
It's like an older guy.

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
Mm hmm, I under say him, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:22:37):
Because he keeps he was like he knows you, and
he was just kept saying. He keeps referencing you, like
come to his show. I got you can come and
get in for free.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
But he might know him.

Speaker 9 (01:22:46):
Yeah, I'm just like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Dug, but I get the nigga trying to get hit.
So he's trying to you me. Yeah, yeah, he probably
a subscriber. That again, d C.

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
Tell them again, Tell them again.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
No niggas gonna get theyself down and they're gonna go
back to when they left for comment. Like, look, bro,
I told you twenty twenty three to get on the show.
Now you did it. That's how I know they be
reading to come. They be read.

Speaker 7 (01:23:19):
It's a nigga going.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
It's about four niggas gonna take credit for you coming
the whole time. Anyway, call you got a subscription.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
I don't got a subscription and ship social media.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Push on Twitter. Yeah, you'd be acting a fool on
there late night in the middle of the day, nine
o'clock in the morning at the airport, the whole Coushi
pop up.

Speaker 9 (01:23:43):
Oh my gosh, it's a little hairy. Yeah, it's clean.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
You can't be on Twitter for too long, not in
public now without a privacy screen, not longer than thirty second,
because you would be going through the ship. You thinking
they got like a light okay, they like what I like.
And you're like, hold up, man, where the fun that
come from? Man? Come on, man, come on man, why.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Not putting that in the middle of all that pus.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Be on Twitter and everybody they call me I need
to get off. Yeah, that's where all the ship talking
is at. I love Twitter.

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
Now I just have porn going down my sideline.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Yeah, my timeline got half in half Okay, it's like
that's one of the four you but on the follow
and then it's just like regular hos regular. Then it's
like Twitter. I calm, I'm just scared. Get on my
Twitter mo hoo. Yeah yeah, you know I was on here.

Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
You got Twitter on Twitter. I never seen your Twitter
for me. I see this thing that pop up all
the time. That's because all the porn is on there.
That ain't what yes it is.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
I was on Twitter before they had porn. I think
they had porn for a long time. They didn't because
they used the only poet that used to be on
Twitter was like when somebody ship got leaked or some ship.
They didn't have whole pages dedicated the poem. It was
just because you got on there.

Speaker 9 (01:25:11):
Because people it's like you can bost nude. And I
was like, for real, is exactly like damn.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
No that was that came way later. It was just straight.
That's why it turned the at the like, yeah, picts
and ship. That's how long I was on that ship.
I was on that ship and like old man, when
they let you, yeah, ain't no picks. They well used
to pop up. It was just tweets and they brought

(01:25:38):
twitt pick. You actually have to upload the pick. Then
they put the ship on. Then the B B two
B they hold the whole Twitter shut down.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
They were like when the bird come in.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
When the bird came, the fair well came. Then the
bird bird was after what was first? It's called the
fail well. What is that like when you go to
refresh your timeline if there's too many people on that bitch,
it'll show a picture of a fucking well and be like, wait,
something went wrong. Try again.

Speaker 7 (01:26:11):
Twitter is still loading.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
That should have jam packed now and the ship went
to the bird.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Twitter really is the way you can just rent can't
be saying post not for real man, post more of
don't know what they talking about, like that the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
But now you can put all that ship together. You
can make a whole thread where you could just put
all that ship together.

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
What all platforms you can get on there?

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Me?

Speaker 7 (01:26:38):
What all platforms can you put inside of the thread
so you can.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Put the linked in the platform. I was a retweeting
motherfucker on my face. I just retweeted everybody retweet retweeting
we grot.

Speaker 9 (01:26:53):
Yeah, only just the post nudes, like I didn't get
it for anything else.

Speaker 7 (01:26:58):
That's focus.

Speaker 9 (01:26:59):
And then when I post my opinion, they'd be like,
shut off, dick stalker.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
I just like, fucking don't say nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Fucking that's how the community is gonna shine.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
You shut up. The great part about that ain't nine
years old. Think about it. We could cut somebody out
when we were younger. You you're never nobody me. I
would have cooked now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
I would have cuz my tja so bad, you stupid,
funky bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
She would have never known me.

Speaker 7 (01:27:30):
You could talk to anybody now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
I'd be so mad if I found out a secret
standing count well, like you find that one of your
kids got one of them standing counts and nigga talking
ship there about the everybody. But it's funny you want
to get on the ass, but after you're reading it,
you've died the nigga talk good ship. Damn bro.

Speaker 7 (01:27:52):
Can you imagine Prince going through his Twitter like I
don't have time for this ship right now, my Prince Prince?
Yea was that pri talking about prints? Prince Prince?

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
I think every everybody who ain't on Twitter at least
got to burn on count fast.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
They can't be yeah, oh you can't be watching it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
They definitely know who you is they watching it. Nigga
paid like a cat. It dim all your ship, wait
to get hold. That's really his fast cats is some
of the most certain ship on the internet. Fact, they
made a whole documentary about that ship. But you know what,
bruh watch people could hair all day. I don't know

(01:28:35):
why you know the ship. I can't start watching what
the little motherfucker with no shoes on building them houses
with that mud. Oh I've been watching them, you late,
have been watching them for three years.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
It's the building the pool's niggas a will go out
there in the woodlingness and make you out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
I'm like, bro, it probably took about two three month games.
I don't think that's real.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
That ship, what are these people cross?

Speaker 9 (01:28:57):
You think it's take two or three months? I feel
like a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Stay out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
I mean it depends on how fat they're working. But
crazy understand that clay, that ship turning the cement.

Speaker 9 (01:29:09):
You just see it on the for you, like you
see a bunch of brown people are doing.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Even said in the Bible. Man, listen, it's gonna be plentiful.
You're not gonna be.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Without Look they showing you. They just kept your house
in the woods from them dumb ass like information pages too.
Did you know if you eat six apples, it's equivalent
to eating a whole country? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
What they be lying?

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Like the motherfucker. If you've eaten more than six apples
this year, you've had more food than fourteen percent of
the planet.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
Like what they lying.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
If you think about folk, they be living off the grid.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
They don't want to be on the grid. They don't
you don't want to be industrialized. They don't even speak
none of that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
They really telling you. May get the fuck out of.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
My face, mad, we eat you because I'm telling this
ship we got these This ship go through lions and maths.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
My nig what you think is gonna go through you?

Speaker 9 (01:30:09):
Yeah, you gotta really watch that type of ship. It
was this white man that went over there and he
was he decided to stay for like seven days and
he was like they were running through the woods, but
I couldn't keep up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
They were chasing baboons.

Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
Bro cha.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Them.

Speaker 9 (01:30:22):
They was chasing baboons like trying to kill them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
It was that war because you got to kill them
because they dangered it, know they but that's the thing
that we got to kill them before they mobilize and
try to harm us.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Wow, So we gotta wait tonight time to catch them
with god they traveling packs. Yes, you can hear them
at night time. They turn up and niggas a bunch
of nigga chasing the babbone man they got back bone,
you can hear him.

Speaker 9 (01:30:51):
Yes, and they eat them like they eat them raw.
And then they eat them raw. They don't cook it
or nothing. Because they said when they're chasing the bathroom,
when all the adrenaline and all that, it's good for
the body.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Like that ship was crazy. That's wow. Yeah, you don't
really give No, I'm very intrigued.

Speaker 7 (01:31:11):
What they say.

Speaker 9 (01:31:14):
The white man didn't like it, of course, but he
had to pretend he did.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
They offended. Offended If you don't like the babone, yeah
you better. They got they chasing that moth.

Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
I didn't wash their hands and just wish the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Pieces as they eating. They eating whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:31:40):
You gotta watch it, I promise you, I swear and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
Niggas pulled the ball. Okay, so you got.

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
To the I'm just saying that's what happened, dead ass,
that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Yeah, you gotta watch it. That's crazy, bro. Hell no,
nature is amazing. Look, we could really be here all
night talking this ship. Man. We appreciate you coming through here.
Thanks for having me. What's your social media so they
can follow you and find you and see this freaky
ass ship you got going on?

Speaker 9 (01:32:12):
Freaking Do you want to see my freaky ship? Just
caut X videos X and xx. She's freaky. Porn hub.
I heard my ship got leaked on Batty Hub. Oh yeah,
if you want to see my comedy, it's the funny.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Ashtonise Daddy Hub Batty Hub Batty Hug. Okay, you ain't
got a subscription on that one. Hud, that was, I
don't have that one. I don't be subscribing a none of.

Speaker 9 (01:32:42):
That stupid as you got asthma, Yeah you got asthma.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Women during the season like all that rain and ship
outside bat right.

Speaker 9 (01:32:54):
Damn that was quick that I thought it'd take a
little little minute to work.

Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
Let'shi, we're fair.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
They must have up the dose now. No, you gotta
know what work on your battery.

Speaker 9 (01:33:06):
Okay, I'm gonna be at you guys show on this
twenty first, right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
It's on the twenty first, turning that bitch up. I'm
do y'all. Do y'all do meeting greets or no, yeah,
we doing meeting yeps. Fire.

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
We let them greet the meat.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
They definitely meet the Greek. What you're doing taking pictures?
Just taking regular pictures? Man, and you know SNAs. Now
we be picking. They want to get picked up sometimes.

Speaker 7 (01:33:39):
Oh you cat doing that Chris brown ship.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
On all three of the pick up this she said, yeah,
call you get the head, she goes, you get the butt, DC,
you get the feet.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
I said, you funking bitch, you keep your feet up
to play today? Yeah, I guess it's all part of
the thing sometimes. But we go to some cities and like,
all the women smell good. We said it was that

(01:34:11):
we were in this all the women smell good. I
don't know everybody. I want them took a bath. It's
probably the d M B. No, like they might were good.
You like you ain't got no it was it Louis
in the sport.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
I think it was report Cocoa butter. I was spelled
like cocoa butter. We were guessing, we were I think
that cocoa butter right.

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
Now, No good smelling woman.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Man, what your hold?

Speaker 7 (01:34:40):
D C.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
I know you're not finna do this right now, not
right now. You I know you're not gonna do this
right now because you aren't confiscated a couple of my holes.
Now you don't even confiscated a couple of my d
C don't want you don't know, you just don't. You
just slicked on the now, y'all. Nigga, y'all didn't put

(01:35:06):
a couple of words here for you. Come on, she
put him in the evidence like you have myself. You
think I don't know you? You got you nigga up

(01:35:29):
minute by at least seven at least seven seven. That's
the that's like, I'm just he's a bitch stiller like.

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
Mister steel your girl.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Wow, he's a big steller. I come around. I take
the whole, bro, I leave.

Speaker 6 (01:35:53):
The nigga think because the nigga blind and ship nigga
wasn't gonna God damn notice, No, I.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Ain't never took nothing with yould come on, d C.
He ain't have to do my punning like that. I
ain't never I ain't never took nothing from Jack. I
ain't never walked up on you. Be like Jack, But
who did you with? Can we want to go through
our thread real quick?

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
You go keep it playing? Okay, Nah, you ain't never
did no ship like that? That ain't you?

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
Damn DC?

Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
You hovering?

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
He said, I stole it? Now you hovering over Jack? Yeah,
you hovering. I can't. I can't. I can't even recall
when I am saving. I'm like, I ain't why the
nigga ain't forgotten?

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
No seven holes?

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
He lies. I'm like, seven is like, that's out of it?
Like what can't go gold? Like go there, man, go there,
go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
Jack, ain't go there?

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Play? What play? What did he come from? States modes.
Who are you talking to I ain't nown nigga of
them direction. You ain't going there right there, going right
there right ain't nobody right now? That's camera quit me. Okay,
they go there, ain't even over there. He deflected. There
we go. He right there? There you go? Did he

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thank you? Man? You bring the nigga in? He ain't
know what Jack, just let it go. Man, They gone,
They wanted to go.

Speaker 8 (01:37:20):
Now you I see, I see the role he tried
to get. He tried to get him some sympathy pussy.
I think he been playing this sepathy role all the Jack.
She don't want to sucky dig DC's.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Still your whole. Yeah, now't let me give you some pussy. No, man,
that bullshit you trying to get sepenty pussy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Man, you want to be fist out for you and
you get the pussy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
You hovering over Jack every time he come up with something.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Feeling Jackie hanging with three other handed cap niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
I ain't never seen him with no old man. Jack
be the league handed cap nigga. Man, ain't be three
other little nigga. He's like, y'all, come on, I'm like,
oh ship three more other little nigga.

Speaker 7 (01:38:00):
Like Jack with a lot of Yeah, go ahead, white
can I got you ship just something.

Speaker 9 (01:38:11):
I don't know if people are going to be here,
but I have got something.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Friends you did, you got what you give us? A
little a little lamb you bought.

Speaker 7 (01:38:23):
Now you see, she brought us some land.

Speaker 9 (01:38:27):
I didn't know if you all were going to be here,
because sometimes it'd be.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Just you and then lamb, Like no land you bought?
Who land?

Speaker 9 (01:38:34):
It's cheap, but it's like it's cool though in Scotland
you could buy like a.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Plot of land in Scotland. Scotland. What is it you bought?
You know what I'm saying, I thought out the country.
You bought us some land. That was my gift because
you guys invited me on here. Well yeah, for real nobody.
But I didn't know that y'all.

Speaker 9 (01:38:55):
I don't know if all y'all gonna be here, so
it wouldn't have been cool, like bring it out. It's
a plot of land, like and you can plant a
tree on it. It's in Scotland.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
We can play a tree.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
That's all we can do. But it's still really cool
because you get a plaque. It's like you can hang
it up.

Speaker 9 (01:39:11):
And you get this like scroll where it's like it
looks like, really.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Roy, you don't give us the coordinates. Yeah, you're doing
a visit. You're like, take a picture on your land.
Thank you. So now that I know, I'm just bringing.

Speaker 9 (01:39:25):
Back, I'm bringing to you guys when I see you
at the show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
What you got? All right? It's gonna fit my bat?
Yeah this it's mauve. Yeah, can't you freaking can you do?
Get no other question? You can come and do the

(01:39:49):
model force. You want to take pictures in it? Yeah,
we get some. I'm using just have red. You need
to regroup, gilt something. I love it, Thank you so much.
I got the pants, got the pants.

Speaker 9 (01:40:04):
Oh, y'all merchants fire, I love them all, and I
love Red.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
It's enough ass room in there, it is. That's how
we living over here, David. You don't know who the
gonna pull up. Man. We might be on some legendary ship.
We might have week, we might have all this ship
jumping off over here. All the ladies watched the show.
Who feels sorry for Jack because his heart is broken?

(01:40:30):
And you got a little extra pussy and you want
to you want to give it away and you want to.

Speaker 7 (01:40:34):
He stole you from me. Put your name in the comments.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Put your name in the comments. They're gonna be lying, gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:40:40):
Be I'm hosted for.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
For the Love, for the Love. Come on, I like that,
But you can't be on that doing this. How many
would you be on the show? Tell me what to do,
Tell me what to do, bro, I'm gonna do that.
I want. I want to on the first episode to
get the reality show where we can find you a

(01:41:06):
wife or at least a good freak to coup good.
I want some neo type ship. Can we can? And
a third second season? You add a second I'm over here,
hand the captain myself. You're right, I'm with you, Jack,
I'm with you, Jack. I got so happy I thought

(01:41:30):
you was me. You like Polly? Yeah, I would love it, Yes,
like Polly. No, I'm good. I'll take one one, yeah,
I take one, and then we can have like a
quarterly threesome or something. But it don't acquire all that
I'm gonna to deal with by myself, and you know,
dealing with another person. And then when you add another person,
then you fucking around and think you right, and then

(01:41:51):
too motherfuckers disagree with you.

Speaker 7 (01:41:54):
No, right, I don't know. That's that's that's a lot
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
You gotta be an impeccable motherfucker to be able to
deal with two of them.

Speaker 7 (01:42:04):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 9 (01:42:06):
I like the idea of Polly because sometimes I don't
want to. I don't want something did that night. But
every night you gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
Jack. We're gonna find you something though we might not
be Denise, Yeah, I don't think. But on the show, though,
you you do that for me? Are you looking at me?
I'm not even trying to sit back. God, that niggas

(01:42:35):
you see again.

Speaker 13 (01:42:42):
It again, and he's doing it again, he said, But
here we go again.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Again and he's due. Man, you gotta stop cutting Jack over,
never out of me in real life. That he thinks
he's making a comeback. So Lord, but he's good boy.

(01:43:22):
Put down perfection boy, that nigga Double Hill. Put your
name in the comments. If she ever he ever stole
you from me, if he ever stole and if you're
trying to use me to get to this nigga, put
your name in the comments. We're gonna figure it out.
You too can be on the Thriller Love if you

(01:43:43):
want to be on the reality show for the thrill
of love. Fact, how many ladies we're gonna need? Twelve?
That is why you watch. That's a line.

Speaker 7 (01:43:53):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
That's a lot. Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna
love I already gave up the blueprint twelve. I don't
know we're gonna be able to find twenty bad just twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
But I also understand they were coming off like full
at the time onto the game.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
In the beginning, they're gonna be older one, you like
older women, right, looking, let's do this. You can see
the save, and then it can be yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:44:16):
Thirty five and just thirty five and up thirty five
and oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Because you can't do nothing age, right, that's good? That
good good.

Speaker 7 (01:44:22):
Yeah, that's sensible.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (01:44:24):
Yif on what you up is it's just turny five
is the minimum? That's the minimum? The maximum.

Speaker 8 (01:44:35):
We might need somebody like twenty twenty seven to have
some young flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
No, you gotta be away. What's the maxim? We came
next to that, Come on enough because I was girl
thirty five? What's the They had never even heard the
term doing the Yeah, let's stop at sixty thirty five.

(01:44:59):
To sixty five to sixty that's cool. Thirty five watch
this ship sev seventy, that's gonna be a lifetime. I
got time for this ship. That's gonna be on the channel.

Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
So that way, y'all, y'all could both be getting so security.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
This is gonna have to be all like at the
seventh thirty gonna be sleeping. So you want to do
from thirty five to sixty five? Entertain what's entertaining? Y'all?
Tell me?

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
Well, you I don't know, man, thirty thirty and thirty enough,
but what's the cat.

Speaker 7 (01:45:37):
Just is the minimum hold on the middum sixty five?
My mama seventy, So we can't do like seventy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Oh no, shit can be sixty five, sixty five, that's
my mama. I don't want about to be about like
my mother thirty Angela bast is sixty six.

Speaker 7 (01:45:53):
I won't do it if you fast sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Nine since and now you sixty nine almost all the time,
my mama sixty nine. Right now, now they gonna know
they on the show. Wow, I'm at ain't no agreed
to be on. No, don't got that faith. You know
the folk get oh they get that dimssion. They get
mean none of my friends. But she don't think you

(01:46:23):
can hit her if we held the audition and it's
a badass six day yeo and sixth day bad sixth Dad,
you gotta have two little people.

Speaker 7 (01:46:35):
I can't do no little people.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
That's fun job.

Speaker 7 (01:46:37):
I can't do that, y'ad do have a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
You know, gotta have I can do four eleven. I
would say, like, what is she like medium size?

Speaker 7 (01:46:43):
Four eleven right here?

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
Like she's tall even though she a little person. She talk,
you're talking about if her head toes, you're gonna be
bumping into them a lot. You know.

Speaker 6 (01:46:55):
I don't want to step on that. Yeah, I don't
want to step on the man. Yeah I'm cool on
the little but man, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Cool on that. Tell he talked about like like like
like I had talk, but they're gonna jump on your Broye.

Speaker 7 (01:47:16):
You gotta watch just they be.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Having like conventions this ship. One time, Bro, I was
at a hotel, bro and I didn't even know they
were having a convention. And I ain't any lying, Bro.
It was you know how sing And I want to
call them the proper word what it is? What is
little people, little people, right, I seen two three all
at the time, all right at the time at the
same I ain't never gonna be like, what the like
I seeing y'all. I know to treat y'all normal, but

(01:47:39):
I ain't never seen like seasty at one time. But
it was like and I just had to act like normal.
I was like, hey, how y'all know what going on?

Speaker 6 (01:47:53):
They shoot the Wizard of Ours up and the mothering
winds tootl con.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
You leave them the first time, then you come back
and everybody drunk.

Speaker 12 (01:48:03):
But they would leave where I don't know, they just
it's a group of people, but it's but it just
showed me like, all right, they hang around people that
just like them, and they and they you know what
I'm saying, They're.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
Like, you know what, everybody like, it's a grind. Let
meet up. Yeah we should have go to Saint Loud.
They got there, pull up on that and they pulled
off be but yeah they noble bro.

Speaker 7 (01:48:27):
Yeah, all right, the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Hey, how y'all doing? Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
Yeah with the food that yeah yeah, well they was
sixty deep down there. But we do we do two
little people to make sure you check the I D
bro that's all. They're not gonna actually be little niggas.
People be up there doing anything for clo. I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:48:48):
I can't go that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
We're gonna tell you can. You're a good whole woman.
You know this your dog.

Speaker 7 (01:48:53):
I'm talking about your dog man. I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Find you somebody where you could save on like some
of the nursing bills. You gotta keep.

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
Paying uncomfortable positions so you can learn how to be comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Bro, that's the only way you're gonna grow. So we're
gonna sing you.

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
So we're gonna sing you through a stage where you're
gonna remember.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
Like about the physicality. You can't see these motherfuckers anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:49:15):
That's not true. I'm saying you can see that heart
there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
Yeah, you're gonna gonna dates and ship.

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
You have to do ship that you normally wouldn't do,
like like like dive like you be swimming.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Yeah, but you can't use goggles. You're want to go
through some etique classes too, because you can't just be
on there asking women how much they like the ass
ate and ship like about you ain't gonna see we
can't have I don't be eating nobody ass.

Speaker 7 (01:49:46):
We'll get the markets.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Menny, Sonny, Sonny, that ain't nothing you say. I like,
I get my ass like, that's not a that's that.

Speaker 13 (01:49:59):
That that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Yeah, that's that's his that's his groove. You like you
try as I love to get my ASSA love moon pie?
What you mean moon pie? Moon?

Speaker 6 (01:50:14):
You know when you moaning somebody and I called it
a pie for your girls's cakes, when your girls frosty cakes,
when your man is moon pistes.

Speaker 7 (01:50:23):
Just shift the fuck up?

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
Man, what position do you be in when you do that?

Speaker 7 (01:50:27):
It depends. Don't get him started again.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
I just want to know. I want to know, like
when niggas they get their ass, I just want to know.
It depends what's comfortable for you. I don't eat asks.
What I'm just saying. I've done it before, but I'm
not into that.

Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
Yeah, I mean it depends on you. Like, look like
what you're comfortable with. I'm gonna sit on your face
all kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Different things, Oh my gosh, like squat down. So all
that is on the faith like a mother, hen.

Speaker 11 (01:50:54):
Like a mother, hen is wild, like your mother. Head,
make your head, just one, make your head.

Speaker 7 (01:51:31):
And make that shall come right Off.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
You said you do this fun? Are you finding it?

Speaker 6 (01:51:45):
So make sure y'all come to the Jack Off Man.
Like I said, it's gonna be every money uptown coming.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
Just the link to your own friends they got, we
got some people.

Speaker 1 (01:52:00):
Hey, I'm Jack. What's telling your only fans? Bro? Uh huh?
Tell your only fans, got the only man. It's only
only man.

Speaker 7 (01:52:09):
Yeah, wo, My only fans is only man's it's the
only man.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
My only fans is the only man. Tell them the
only fans. No, no, can't you know you because you
know how I get down. Come on, come catch you cat?
This your dog, you know you know? Come on, cat,
cat cat. Oh my god, he's crying. I'm gonna change

(01:52:40):
you to night. Yeah, that's gonna change Jack. I'm gonna
change you the night only man.

Speaker 7 (01:52:44):
Yeah that's wow. Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
Hey, edit that put out here, leave leave it, Joe,
Joe don't want that. Tell them yours.

Speaker 9 (01:52:56):
My only fans is I'm x x x dark and
it's six fifty cents, so I can get that from everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
Everyone. Yeah, right, Hey, man, it's always a party over
here at the eighty five Stup Show.

Speaker 7 (01:53:17):
And if you ain't laughing, you ain't living d see
you all right, bro?

Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
I said, has your hair got right over? They told
me to.

Speaker 7 (01:53:26):
You got to sharp. There's one over the clack play
us some actual music.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
Man. We got to get the fuck out of here.
It's word with you, bo. Something is wrong with Jack Man.
Make sure you black subscribe comment talk your ship in
the comments, brou Well. They too hard on Jack this episode.
Did your niece have to say that ship? And we
got to figure out what the DC too? This nigga

(01:53:56):
crazy Moon Pye. Hey, hey, this is Dainty five stop show.
We out just meet