LAVAR WALKER in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast - The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
I live in the country right now, you mean you
do niggas, I don't. Hey, I love it. I don't
hear nothing sad but animal. No niggas out there scratching
on the one nothing. I'm the only nigga on my
Nobody needs to borrow nothing. Ain't nobody checking on me. Neighborhood,
they don't have it no more, the neighborhood getting shot

(00:31):
niggas and I come over soon as you.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I was wondering if we could. I need to see
you need it. I was wondering if I could, bob.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't want nobody knocking on my head, for they
ain't coming to ask. Yeah, they just they know you
don't know how.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
They don't know all the country niggas who came.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Now, hey, what what the elite the shooters to say?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Now understand not understand.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Old niggas had every right to get mad. Yard.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's somebody getting in there, goddamn yard.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's my ship, because it's all.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
First of all, I ain't had no yard. First of all,
I ain't had no yard. And yard maintenance into a yard.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yard maintenance ain't ship to play with. You think just
because you it's a shorter path to get to the
gap that Oh god, you've.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Been a run that that that yeah hard.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I had to get the work to get this house.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's what they don't tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Grass maintenance is explicive.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I was when I was assured that the man used
to just have dirt in front of his house. You
step in that dirt, that's yard dirt.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Get off my grass, because if if you let it slide,
it's never gonna wound up Like that lady they were
selling dope damn in her yard because she ain't had
she was the old lady. She couldn't shut up all this.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
My yard was bold headed. When I got there, really
what you're putting down?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I had to call me them mego. Them showed up
with you seen that they got a nigga true green.
That's just when you ain't real until you started looking
at fescue. Nigga. I just ho my nigga want and
you take care of everything. And what that is is that.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You they praaying down and grass.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
But it's supposed to like durable or some ship. I think, Yeah,
it's like, uh, it's what do you call it, grass man,
it's uh golf court graph.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, the grass which ain't grad that's goddamn weed.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
But grow your grass green is the This is like, yeah,
golf courses be grass though.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, the bermuda, you just have to green.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You gotta fertilized turble like that. Yeah, you gotta fertilize
it. It gott to stay a city because something they was telling.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, I got the automatic sprinkles on my ship. And
the summer because you let your y'all get dry.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Ship yellow. I took it.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's been a journey though, because my ship on the
hill so so all the all.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
The seeds, the grass seeds.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Kept washing away.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I got on the.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Side of the house. Grass is beautiful. But because all
the grass seeds and one big it's the hill.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I don't worry.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
If you have animals, come and get your seas and
laying down deer all in the yard is beautiful. It
looks like a Christmas car some night. I love that. Yeah,
my ship a little too city five for deer.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
But yeah I got deer, We got we got fox, deer.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Coyote them bitches every they are here. Yes, the bitches
used to be in the west. I saw fox in
the mountains and a just coming down. I feel like
coyotes got because.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
They could have been wolves. They couldn't have been. They
wanted to be, they couldn't.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Comparing wolf to a coyote, just off the side, and
you'll see right there, man, if you see how big
a wolf is in real life, that it was like
a bad a wolf to a coyote.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's why coyotes walked sideways. This lady thought she had
a doll like baby.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's they have a war.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, no dog had a wolf. My dog was had wolf.
Fox kid. We had an Alaska slave dog.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Niggah, I talk he got that man. That motherfucker only
got to a year before he died. He got hit
by a car. But that motherfucker was big and just
kept getting bigger.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You could saying his dog let a car kill it.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Man.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
My dog got hit by a car and lost a leg,
and that motherfucker lived for twelve thirteen years.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
But that's the best dog we ever had.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
What your dog was doing when he got hit by
a car. Because they're chasing cows and bull he was
were living. A couple of dogs get bought and they
just chased cars exactly. My dog lived a full of
life that your dog could have ever lived. Dog gonna
beat your dog. And my dog had people with three labors, right,
you know.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
If my dog had people terrified.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
The nigga we going back and forth about some dead
and my nigga, my dog I had when I was looking, well,
fuck your dog up.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
My neighbor.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
My neighbor had a little dog, right and the dog
I'd be like, bro, I found your dog.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
To the dog, I'm like, you just let you just
let them out. Man, this nigga cut your niggas say, nigga, I.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Let you don't come back.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You just don't come back?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do you just opened the dog. Black people are the
only motherfuckers who had like off brand dogs. Like white people.
They be knowing exactly what kind of dog they got.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Have a picture of.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
The mother nigga over nigga house, Like what kind of
dog you got a dog?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I have?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
A White people is rescue motherfuckers. They do rescue.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
So they don't even do the traditional type yo mo.
Like they're not doing a German shepherd. They're not doing
a college. If they doing it, they getting allergenic doodles.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's gonna be elaborate doodle.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's gonna be a.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Doodle that niggas just studying. That's one of the smartest niggas.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I know you and him. You gotta know you and him.
Come on, you smart nigga too.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
You be knowing about them, the mono nuclears and ship.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Come on, man, I'm a little rusty man. May bring
us off some good information. Man.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
We always tell us about the polypeptize and ship.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Man, bro I'm so mono nuclear bond and what's that ship?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
You gotta take with a with a etcentrin and make
a purposet if you take an aspi talent and all together,
what makes the purpose?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Just oxy coton with the talent that's you need. The
Saclar family, that's documentary. That's a mix of oxycont talent.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
You've been and a lot of them junkies come up
there trying to get a ship.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I ain't. I am working like he.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
You know, he made his announcement, but we ain't got
so used to it, nobody. I gotta up y'all. I
gotta catch y'all up because all these years we've been
knowing the bar right, he told us he was a pharmacist,
So we're thinking he just back there pushing pills and
ship this nigga really like the boss. I knew this,

(07:30):
how I knew that niggas job was serious. One day
I pull up on the nigga at the pharmacy. Nigga
walked me out the door. You know, you give a
funk about your job when you don't want your niggas
in there?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
What you do?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
He? Bro?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I think I used to.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Man, give it a double dose love me, you know
I will.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I would feel in we get three, then we'll split
the third one. I will fill in the different ones.
But I do remember one time, I believe in Forest Park.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
When I stayed, that food came in me damn fool
and food stamp.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Wasn't you a damn food in the store?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah? Oh that's because I had to show the nigga
that you was the boss. And yeah, like that nigga
worked right there.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
We will get some blunts.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
When I lived in Forest Park, that's when I discovered
that this nigga, he was way more important than Tide. Yeah. Man, man,
you come in with damn food and food stamp. We
gotta go outside, bro. Yeah, but it was just I'm
not gonna talk to you about the hour. I think
food Stamp was the one that had to go down
there and get a plan B or something just before
everybody could get on a mission.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Get me.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
The order more Amazon now, Yeah, you can go to
more Amazon now, just ready to go.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
So they just be having them on. Dick and the
Pears dismissed.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Little Candy dismiss because they're still over the counter. Over
the counter.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
They don't work on big women.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
They don't. They don't got to be a certain because
they got to take several coming up quick as vivid.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
They take two shots of murder, don't you know.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
They read the package and they tell you to wait
on there. Girls be like, so can I take like two?
We got to joke about that.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
When you think about appeal, like, our bodies are like
water balloon. I'm what do you think about the pill
dissolving in the water balloon wall probably loses its effectiveness.
You know, you have to dose based on your body

(09:54):
weightlo milligram per kilogram.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
So what's some of the best ship out right now?
Brouh the life saving ship?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Nobody about I don't want to only care about.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
That's all they That's all they're talking about.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
And you don't want to I don't want a hard d.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
And now if y'all like the right ups about o
ZIMPI dude, these right ups they said like there's a
miracle drug and is this and it's that. I mean,
I don't really have any complaints about it or that,
but it's.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Just crazy the way they just really pushing it.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
They're pushing it for its diabetes, right, that's what came
out as a die a diabetic medication.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
So e l P what is it? The g l
P blocker or something? Yeah, I forget, bro, I'm rusty,
bro life, I'm rusty.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
But you good? Hey you ain't you ain't.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
We ain't see yet evaluation to let you go? He said, Yeah, remember.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm trying to do this ship one time. Uh keep
keep keep my throw together. Shout after whoever made this throw.
We got some nice throws that have been shipped to
the facilities.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
They throw. I thought they were shows. Come on, do
your thing, bro, more what you need.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
You're trying to get the what's the name back?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Get the lint off? That's the nigga O c d.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Them ashes, my Boddy, they ain't got peping over the
gell you what I needed?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
You ain't got a ben a drill right now, I
got a ben a driller walking around with Ben. You
do what you got?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
A bend ben drill is the little you know, the clearing,
the knockout the store.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Bro, give me one what you need to ben a
drill for?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
We need to bring something. This episodell.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I got the drilling. I think that. Hold on, hold on,
I got alerging reaction.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
My face puffy, I'm having allergic reaction because I had bro.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I had like I think I kissed breaking that Celsius
man kissed the ray.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Fuck me up.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Should have never I should have never had it. Ain't
coking up.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Hey man, you got drink up, sweet guy drinking celsis.
This to my face up, I ain't never seen a
nigga take it and you look at it.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
This is a playing.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Had to look up the last damn bro. This nigga
think he funny they gave me to I.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Just popped in my look at it that it had
been too late, like, oh ship, that is the wrong ones.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
He My mom fun out. My mom was playing be
and six.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
They gave him two extrage man in a birth control pill.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
Any nigga, they got a bottle of playing bees like hell,
the playing bees.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's a wild nigga like you need to have Like
maybe one is cool, is a.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Like twelve euro the nigga it's irresponsible. They're not even
the most irresponsible nigga.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Hurt that playing beans on you.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
When I was working sometimes, I used to feel in
at the Upper Riverdale Road.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I used to work overnight. I could always tell when
they was coming.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
For them playing be while they get all shot.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Bro, it's a uniform. It's a playing b outfit, boots,
a bonny. They all folded and they all walk in
like the folded.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Up two in the morning, full of nothing, like you're
gonna play you know you do them boots.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I see what it is leaking the risk in it, bro,
late night in Riverdale.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's danger Yeah, oh I know that's dangerous. Probably you
weren't going.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Over there, robbery shit, you was gonna let them have it? Man,
Well man, it's not where the lean is. Go to
the back.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Look, I'm not a tough guy. I just want to
protect myself. What man, what motherfuckers going in on me?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Man?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Like nigga, I went to the car, I got right.
We went back in there because you know you are
fartheris you were sitting up. You know what I'm saying,
like it is something you because when you knee you
you and that black car out there, like, oh fuck
this nigga, abut.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
The that's your phone, nigga, this nigga put our ex LeVar.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Listen when you and them, when you and when you
and the neighbor you know he's going bro. When you're
the neighborhood parmasis, they know your car, they know when you're.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
pH d on the back.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
To black car.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Let me get down.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I had nothing on that job. They know they leaving.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
You know, look because they be like, man, don't go
with that nigga. Don't check everything. It could be dangerous.
Like now help, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
So you have.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Like a lot of help, like like support. So you're
going to stores, going to these stores, ain't no security,
just one girl up front, farms in the back, this
big ass. They running like dollars like the dollar three man.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Everybody. You can you imagine, like think of all the
drugs that's not popular, right, everybody know the ones people
use and abused. But nigga, it's all kind of pills
in there. What he gotta take three of these to
keep his foot from getting big.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Nigga, don't take gas, got gonna be hanging out his chest. Nigga,
don't blink enough.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
This this nigga ass don't get wet naturally, So he
got to take You.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Know, it's interested some drugs you have to take other
drugs to.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, well, I mean that's part see that on the commercial.
That's part of the plan.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Though. We got to keep you on the drug. Now,
keep medicating. How blue magic? How do you even get? Like,
what do you need to be to make drugs? A
pharmacist to make motherfucking drugs? Chemists, chemists, chemists studying.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Like orgain and compounds and active.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Ingredients to be able to put the viruses and.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Ship dissolved in the body.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
And yeah, it's supposed to do sounds. He thought about
doing that mechanism as you had to learn a little
bit about that to be a pharmacist. Yeah, you should
leave it alone.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Bro, pharmacal connect pharmacology.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
The more you touch, it's not gonna get better. Like
you're gonna shit there.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
And cover it. Don't nobody even know what the are
you talking about? Cameras, Ain't that what you saying? About Okay,
there we go. He ain't even know Okay, yeah, he
didn't need to take a pill.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
The Yeah, he can't take his pill.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Nigga, old nigga ship nigga got gout syndrome.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
You know it's King's disease.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Got anger on nigga. No, I've been making sure I
get up every day and stretch because I don't want
to be that old nigga that's immobile.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Have you been working out?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
You work out a little stretching, gonna do something. You
just stretched, You're gonna get a doctor. Family Black Black.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
About three days with my ship.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I remember you was on that ship like a mile stroke.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, yeah, you know what I'm saying. I'm almost fifty, man,
so I'm just trying to.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Was on that ship heavy like you was posting like
like still posting. You was looking like like when he
was in the up, like you just knowing for whooping
like I got damn it. I'm saying the nigga was on.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I can tell my boy was in the gym.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I can see it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
But but I just like I said, man, you just
get to age.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
You just want to keep the heart pump and keep
that blood for him and you got hips where you
sit or why.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Do you tell that nigga that you just you've been
looking at this niggas is. I'm just saying, I do
not have no You gotta have the weirdest argument in
the world.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I got.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
You gotta stay mobile.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Because when you sit around, bro, you can stroke out.
It take you as for you every day keep that
blood every day? Like yeah, a little baby ass, what
that's gonna do. It's kind of keep your blood because
you have your blood, you got platelets and they can

(18:44):
clog up and then that.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Can cause stroke every day anyone.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
And if your cholesterol blood is stan it'll help. But
you don't want that because if the plaque break off,
if you have a stroke.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
So you know what I'm saying, ship got dark.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Somebody to hear that. We gotta God damn, that's why
we invite you on here because we need some black
health facts. But plus, we don't have no platforms with
black meigga. Just talk about whatever they want.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's what we made one.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
And you know they gonna how you feel about all
the homeopathic and alternative I.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Think some have it, but some people go to the extreme.
You know what I'm saying so like, and I do
a bit about it. But if you in the hospital
like you old vegan, and you go, I don't do
the pills, don't do this. If your ass get shot
or break your finger, nigga, you're gonna be reaching for
that morephing.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I stay away from people like that. But but you
don't have to. You don't have to work. It's some
people that don't want to do to what you call
it special cases, the special cases.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
But she didn't want to do that. She didn't want
to do the recovery ship, the opioids.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Who's talking about this? Lady m a fighter though? Okay,
she did.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
And she wanted and she did, and she did the
CBD ship, she did some other ship. And you can
hear yourself with your mind ship.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, bro, that's straight up.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
You can like being shot.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I mean, you gotta have your right mindset.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
But you yeah, it takes leave, don't I was like
to put s ball effect that I'm taking. I'm not
getting surgery.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Let me take something.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I had some teeth move man and this brother. I
guess they got infected, and my goddamn face.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Up until it was hurting bigga. They had to give
me oxes.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
She got me right, I was hollering you I understand,
and then too where you go?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I just had my colonscar you did.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, this show something for that, this demographic.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Damn Nigga.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
They gotta put your damn you gotta get that anesthesia.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
That profolo nigga.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
They gave me that scaring the hose they about to
put on the commercial with Michael.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Jackson, that pro that propofolo, that white that white milky boy,
that ship.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Best sleep ever. M hm, that's an anesthesia cut.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
You have a problem with the rest out?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, yeah, man, get man, stay healthy, man.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Colon some greens, man, niggas, lamb chops and come on
all kinds of ship.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Eat some greens.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
At your food for real, gets you some spinach.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Like right now, I'm gonna take the left fraw madicine.
You all right, bron your lips swelling up.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
You're on the man.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm trying to I'm getting conscious, but you should go home.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I think you should put in the doctor's.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Not like that trying to hide show.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
But yeah, I got nigga lip field before he came.
Nigga trying that swelling try trying.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
To both top their samples.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Man, I let him hit me in the face. That's
why he said.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
She I'm like, whoa, whoa, Bro.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
When I was in there, when I was in the
back eating the pizza, it just started tangling.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm like, pizza. You look, you get all of the
back eating.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
The pizza and got from the right side, bro stroll Man.
In this episode, the old nigga prob.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh nigga come out in the back.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Come on, is this money and that?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
You gotta ask what's in this?

Speaker 5 (23:05):
But listen, I want y'all want to hear something deep
talk like they say, you know, for those of us
who live like the next five years, it's a strong
possibility that we might be immortal due to the technology.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
No listen, listened, nigga, No, no, no, you don't know
that ahead.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
On the computer.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
No you don't know. I'm not gonna keep.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Bro. With the technology and DNA and ship, they will
be able to fix you.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
This technology motherfucker that hate me.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
But I don't. I don't.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't know if I would want to live to
be a thousand years old, live that long.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
But they come out with some ship that's gonna make
you read you your.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Max like one fifty two hundred.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
They say, we are like, bro, but how what's the
old capability? Are you like this?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Are you like no?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
They bro?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Bro, No they are.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
They are literally saying they can repair ship.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
They can literally because they can they can get down
to the cellular genetic level manipulate ship. If we talk
a comic book movie ship with the like in my Dog,
I'm gonna be like dog. They're gonna try to rob me,
break my arm and it's just gonna stark like real

(24:50):
ship survives, you know the other thor whatever it is.
We could we look like this nigga well be sitting
up here like nigga twelve hundred years old, man, I
would not.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Niggas will be straight.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Like you know because the older you get, the meaning
you know, how mean you're gonna be around about nine hundred,
I get meaner every year.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
You're gonna be the meanest nigga on earth because like.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
You get twelve hundred and then you think all the
last dude and told you you don't.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Like to be the child man you shipping on yourself.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
You are like you like in twelve hondred. You're like,
I really don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm twelve hundred. I ain't gonna be people to talk
to you.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
If you little be twelve hundred, I don't want to be.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
That's got to be some other niggas twelve hundred.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
You ain't gonna be the only one. I ain't said
such that. But you know, I don't like about movies
about the future. The doren't be no Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
We just ain't heard that point of view yet.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
But there ain't been no Mexicans in not one futuristic movie.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Broga Live Underwater.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
They didn't have one in Back to the Future. No
nigga who uh huh he went to the little bumble country.
What I think one of the Beard, one of the.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Members, that's the past.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
He went back to the If Martin Flapping would have
never went back in time, Chuck Beard would have never
got to play it that all way. They always got
to get the white people credit for something that time travel. Yeah,
that's that's how it should be more believable than us
do it. Niggas. Rocks did it before niggas figured it out.

(26:28):
Your ship niggas came down here and figured it out. Man,
that niggas said, man, make the sides, fold them down,
flapped like two big niggas.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
You've seen the pop up houses.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, the giants made that ship.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Like how Mexican be making houses?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I just man, when they come to all this ship
that's been popping up in the like with the aliens
and ship, I'm sitting here thinking like, if they just
smarter motherfuckers, how we gonna catch them. We're gonna They're
supposed to be like more intelligent conspiracy. The hold up?
If they intelligent, right, and they didn't travel across all

(27:14):
these galaxies millions and billions are like years away, right,
why the fuck would they wait till they get the
Earth to crash? Because, nigga, I'm gonna tell you now,
there's a reason that they don't be giving a fuck
about climate change and pollute to do what I said,
and polluting the air because they want to make sure
the aliens can't breathe out here. They keep they fucking

(27:40):
the air up on purle fuck said that they needed
to breathe.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Who said the alien real oxygen?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Of course they can't handle whatever the fuck this occident
because they they Yeah, what if the oxygen get too low,
and then they be like, nah, it's perfect, it's a
perfect time. They don't know that. They like, I talked
to an alien?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Go ahead, you did, you talked to an alien?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
What the fuck that?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
No, nigga think.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
They got.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Y'all know, y'all know. I mean I just got one
of my house like that.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean, I put it in a basket.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I added at my house. Nigga called it. I think
yourselfster still while I was out.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Home, I built the ball. All black people want to
know from the aliens is do we got anything to
do with what y'all about to do? Like, are y'all
mad at us? Because it really wasn't us. All the
ship that y'all beef and bat got something to do
with white people. They wouldn't even let us.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Look at it like this.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'm just looking at it. I'm saying, the aliens when
they fuck with black people, look at how they funk
with us.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Ate a lot of abductions, correct they do.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I think niggas talking. You know, niggas just go crazy.
You see aliens.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
You know what is abduncan? I think that's the government
scrimping and ship.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
That's I knew it was the government when them people
said they was getting the ass played with.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Glen ship. You can do in the world.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
You wanna look at somebody, y'all some sick fucks. I
see why you don't have a whole player because you.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Playing with each other ass That's why each other.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Gallus. I can't I see why y'all can't go home.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
That's where the playhole, all the sex, the lit, all
the assholes, and throughout the we're getting all the pedophiles
from all that, all the ruined assholes that the aliens
been tamping with. They threw them out the spaceship, getting
the funk out of here.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yes, we're gonna go to Earth, bro.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
There's a bunch of them down there too.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It's like every time, why did the way held.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Back into whoever the fun they're from and the people
like y'all been having the fu that niggas like.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Earth that it would be interested. Bro. You think about
the galaxies and ship and when it clows.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
We're talking about light years, So a light year is
not a unit of time, it's a measure distance, and
one light years like six point five trillion fucking miles.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Oh you high.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I was thinking about that.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
So it would take a human about thirty four thousand
years to get to the other planet.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
But it wasn't that crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
But it wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
But what do you mean, Yeah, it would no, because
you're not you go with one of them six point
five trillion miles earth terms. Put it on earth terms.
You put the ship in your phone.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Right, it gives you the distance in the car, and
it gives you the distance on foot. Right, Okay, the
footway is the longest way that you can take. Right, Yeah,
you think these motherfuckers is taking the footway. No, No,
they they going They dipping in somewhere and coming out somewhere.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Because you saying they're going through the wormhole, bro, and
they're the black hole.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
They doing some ship.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
They popping out on the other side, because if all
time is infinite and.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
All that bullshit and string.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Theory, you're popping out somewhere else them.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's on the infinite of us.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
That ship is crazy ship.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
That they using. It ain't taking them that long they're
doing this ship. It's just like the nigga going to
the stove. Fucking round. Now, I'm sure they'ren't supposed to
be over here. Fucking round. Yeah, but they still doing
what are these just young aliens?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
They got the car for the week, so you think they.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Want to see people.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
This ship, They don't.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Motherfuckers like super advanced humans like because like who are
coming back in time?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
They want to break down whatever they are.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I give a real breakdown. They like, way more advanced
than us. We can't even classify what they are, Nigga,
they some other ship. They're only humans because they got
a body and that's the only ship that we know
the identity. And these motherfuckers might not even Some of
the motherfuckers ain't even bodies. They're just like look at
it like this, look at it like this. We regular

(32:34):
to us, right, you understand what I'm saying. So it's different,
motherfucker ally as far behind as we are, the advanced
motherfuckers that's got despite it's an advanced, way more advanced
than that. You understand, Like it's different, Like you're saying,
it's motherfuckers that ain't even dealing with We don't ship

(32:55):
no more.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
You know what I'm saying. We ain't dealing with bodies.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
We a whole consciousness and we've all decided this is
how we want the ship to be and so that's
that's the ship to keep the other motherfuckers from fucking
us up. It's motherfuckers that would come down here and
try to take the bitch over and want to infiltrate
the ship. But I think it's the more advanced motherfuckers
that motherfucker's scared of. Hey, I got another question though,
You think they got like aliens that being a slow class. Yeah,

(33:22):
you know what I'm saying, the workers and they have
a helmet on this. Yeah, I mean that some motherfuckers
they'll never allowed to lead the planet. Mofucking just got
the stage.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
How do y'all feel about Mars moving to Mars? You
know they want to move nowhere.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
I ain't with it. Ain't no holes in March, I don't.
I don't playing on fucking up the Earth. I'm not going.
I ain't going nowhere. Ain't a hole, bro, I ain't going.
Why ain't never go to that ship that's supposed to
be like right in this atmosphere that they could get to,
like the super Earth.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Don't go over there, go under below, folks.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Now, nigga found like nineteen planets exactly like Earth.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Oh yeah, they're too far away. It's to for them's
like five like like five to six like years away.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
We gotta hit that portal though they found it, so
we can't get to it.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Man, it's so much ship going on the distance. Ship
it ain't real.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
What if they just tell us that to keep us
from time to go to that ship.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
What if we are living here for real?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's how they do it. What they say, ladyship, we
are We're not real. We are real. Know everything in
your body make the simulation for you it is. That's
the molecules, I mean, the Adams, we all everything like
the ship don't exist that you look at it because
because she ain't back there. Until I look back there,
that's not true. Because I'm looking at it.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
That's deep.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I know it ain't.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I'm looking right at you. But when you're not looking
at it, it's not there.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
It is there, bro, it never goes anywhere.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Think about your brain, gotta snap it in. Thinking about your.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Brain gumping over there, Clayton, and then your what's doing that?
That's the c p U. That's your process and your
brain is the same way. Like if you want a game, right, yeah,
if you turn around seamlessly, the ship is behind you
because it's being rendered that fast. That's what the your

(35:16):
brain is doing. No, it's not, and think about this
ship doing. It's not, bro That ship was here when
I walked in, sawid nigga.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I want was not so for you. It was not
for everybody that walks forward in here. That's a nigga.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
We're going deep.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
He's going deep.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I see what he's saying about quantum mechanics.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
We talk about quantum. This ship, bro Dinger's cat.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
The cat is either in that it can be dead
or a line until you check, it can be anything.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
That you like that has been here, the Broadinger. Goddamn
Dennis Schroeder. Listen, listen, here was last week when I
was here. It has been here. Yeah, it's not here,
said you, it's not. You said you don't exist, So
that's different.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, I said, it's not there.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
All right, that's the same thing. Nigga. If it ain't there,
it don't exist.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
No, that don't mean it don't exist.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
But I mean think about first of all, you, like
I said, your brain has to render it and put
it together. But once you do this, this is what
makes sense for you. Who is No, this is what
makes sense for me. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Okay, I am having a hard time.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
These motherfuckers really is just molecules and particles in different
little wave links, and.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
That we spirits I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I'm saying, it's a a bunch of ship to make
up everything.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
It's called matter that you that don't snap in until
you look at it.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I said, you right, So when you look.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
At it, there for them?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Ye, they're there for them. But I don't understand you understand,
I understand what you're saying that What does it mean?
They're not there? It's not what he said? What he said?
When I turn around, they're no longer there. It's not there.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
You No for you? You said it. They've been there
for me, for everybody.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
If I'm not looking at it, don't exist there until
I turn around and render it. No, that's not true.
That's not true.

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
But they called me like I had a baby and
I ain't. That motherfucker didn't have a baby till I
said words. Those are words? And what if it's what.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
If we're talking about what's your what your eyes?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
He did talking about you?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, talking about everybody's anybody till I see it, but.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I can see what they say.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh this, this is my point of view about Denmark
on this computer is when I see it for sure.
But Nigga, Denmark already got point of view before I
look at it.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
No, So so this that has no spirit, no soul,
has a point.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Talking about this saying it. But differ, whoever see that?
Whoever seen this idea? No said something about where them are?
What them are?

Speaker 9 (38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I know them are?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
You have your perception koind of what.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
He's saying is like now because he's on the same ship.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
We we we really.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Only exist in the present moment like two minutes ago.
No longer exists for the eternity of life in the
next three minutes.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You have to we don't know. Welcome back to the fis.
We've been talking about you on the earth. This is
the galectic warfare. Just per met guarantee you see it.
I've been here.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
You ain't there until you go.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It's a picture of me in September.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I ain't no.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Picture of you. It's only a memory, Nigga.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
It's a picture of you. So what's that a memory?
What's that?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Assuming you.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
In your he said past a picture? Make a little meat.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, myself, that's exactly what we had as a society.
We're making copy of yourself. It's so much better than
we don't even know what we disagree on, much better content.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I don't even know what the we're talking about. My
weed is working. I know that.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Almost quantum they're smoking at those.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
You're ready for quantum computers.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Is on the quantum physics and regrets about the quantum.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Computers right because right now we're like at the theory
of singularity, bro, like like this ship gonna be unrecognizable
taking over we had the theory like technology. Just calm
down that that ship, that ship went from here. Now
that ship is all up.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Hold up, just put different music the uncle, let the party,
Let the matters it don't exist. Let everything self everything
though that's have been fixed on it is. I know,
just wait, but it ain't until you look at it.
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I'm here with Clayton, bro.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I understand. You got to kick them out.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I know they're back there. What if they're not.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
You got to separate. What if you didn't see somebody
leaving then you look back there and they're not there.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Did they disappear and they walked out, What the fuck
are we talking about? Are we in an alternate reality
right now? If I called, if I call the brother
and another ship, he said brother another country, all there
there exactly what.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I don't know what. I don't even like arguing when
I high this is crazy. I have to say something
because Nigga's not going to talk to me like this.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Niggas say it, ain't back there, niggas, ain't keep looking
over there there this Nigga's dumb.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
This niggas dumb.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Tivid ain't back then, Okay, we're tim ain't back then, listen,
I'm looking back there.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
That's the third I'm gonna just tell I'm back there.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Say y'all back.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't know who he's cooking?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Man, bro we we do you think like sometimes I
be faking? We are in the simulation. But all this
stupid ship. When you think about all the dumb ship
that is happening in the world right now, all the
ship is happening right here right now, but just dumb
ship like.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Cry, that's like you could just be samous.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Nigga just going in colds. Ain't as mofucker.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
What you talking about? It's a it's a real, LeVar.
I missed the take off, LeVar. How close did you
get to the blunt? He got too close.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I ain't even smoke, I know, but you had to, nigga.
She was real, Bro, this is.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I'm to open the door.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
This is real.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I'm being real too, you know, Clayton, It's cool. They're
not they're not ready, bro, you niggas.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I'm not ready.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I guess I'm not.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
We'll be driving the spaceship that y'all be driving the
space You sound crazy.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
You got a fly spaceship driving in the road, and.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Then and then loads doing ls swapping that that put
them all that.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
All that big old fan we go up. Please don't
come to mind. I don't want to go. I'm good
on Earth, yeah bro, I'm not. Yeah man, I'm straight.
I hope we're good. I don't like being in a
plane for too long. Bro, don't put me on.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
But if they need me to go here, they can
come give me.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
How long can you be on a space shuttle? I
don't know, because I don't think it's gonna be like
you can be on a cruise ship. It's not gonna
be that kind of time. What you mean the time
gonna be way different. We're going somewhere because time don't
really even exist, don't ain't no Monday Tuesday up there
there This on HBO. They're supposed to take a space cruise.

(43:41):
It's a spaceship, right, just go for two weeks, get
knocked off course. Yeah, these motherfuckers don't come back at first.
It's like three hundred and fifty years ye, get back
on course. Yeah, they're about to die every every turn
this show, Avenue something I got you, Yes, Avenue five,

(44:04):
I believe I'm gonna look it up. Oh, let me
finish introducing who we got in here?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Introductory. Yeah, we're still at the top of the Charles Man.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Come on, man, I ain't even told him that we
got eighty five South Show Guest of the Year nominee.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yes, sir, you might know him.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
This a little bit, a little bit. No, we got
my dog walk.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yo. Man, Yo, man, it's a blessing to be back.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I ain't been here in a minute since COVID, since
we had the COVID Show.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
It's good to be back.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
COVID didn't exist.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Things is beautiful, It's oh no, we had a good
talk about that, man, But I ain't dead, man. I'm
proud of y'all. Y'all killing the game bro, and it's
a blessing man. So love to the eighty five team,
the crew, so much love here in this b you
the man. It's just I'm happy, man.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
So we're g alhad that you back in here.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Oh and you know what I'm saying, shout out to you.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Los is now my alumni member loose with Xavier University. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. I went to Zaber University,
so that was that was cool. I went seven years,
about thirty some days. I was on the celebrated program.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
He was on different he was on different major. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
We had different majors.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I was on my getting my.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Probably do some science or some chemistry or something, and
you know that's what he did.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, yeah, program program, yeah, Xavier number one and putting
blacks in medical school.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I was. My major was probably gonna be like political
science or something, probably because you know I was. I
was taking this up food chemistry class, learning how that worked.
And then I was in yeah, New Orleans Studies. I
had that man philosophy. I could have majored in philosophy.
So because they got an a in net, they wanted

(46:13):
me to be on the philosophy.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Team because you made like the Dan's List, Right, Yeah,
I was on the man.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
That's all what I had all ag and bs. I
don't know what that means. I was on the n
roll bring that back. Yeah, you know that's dope philosophally good, Ye, philosophizing,
And what he was saying was a little bit of
aist myself.

Speaker 2 (46:36):

Speaker 1 (46:37):
So what I'm saying is that that used to be
a title that white man could just have just for
speculate what you think that is. Well, I think it's
that ain't And he was a philosophy Yeah, well most
we can't put that.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
When we all go as comedians, we should be able
to throw Most are inventions and technology started from philosophies.
But they're asking a question and trying to get that
solution to that question.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Some of the coldest motherfuckers in the history of the
world was just people who was asking why why?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
And then you just start figuring at.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
A time where people just shutting the fuck up. But
you had to be at a place where they would
let you ask why or you're getting I was getting
motherfuckers killed. It made you to death. Yeah, that's what
made why why we can't handle you know, bro, you

(47:33):
couldn't be there.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yourself, right, you couldn't talk, bro, like that's real ship shit.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
It was.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
It was too that was a different time.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
But Nigga, you lived, you got you know, a couple
of years. They had to lighten up on it.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah, somebody got to be the second fighter.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Hey, man, Nigga ain't give a fuck about dying back then. Nigga,
you was an old man at twenty five, Nigga is.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Your fuck Like, I'm gonna talk like this is true.
I'm gonna die like everybody, all my friends dead. That's
my oldest friend, nigga. Because when you when you even
when you look at from the.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Harvest like bro, like you got got caught up, like
like when you look at you, you.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Can kind of you can kind of tell the struggles
back of the day. Because when you look at the
forty old in the eighties, man.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Nigga was already dead. Start looking up like, oh, sc
people niggah they were and how old they were playing
Fox was forty nine?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Don't saying his first suit.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Of the school. They got the old lines of niggas
and ship like that. The niggas was in college. Motherfucker,
oldest brother.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
That shirt what's his name?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Oldest reading sound like an old nigga at birth. He
got it twenty six. Godn't look at the picture of that.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Nigga, look like a look fifty. That nigga looks fifty two.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Fifty in the same brown yesterday.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Bro, life was wrong back then, man, But you gotta
realize that it was he turned to an old gospel.
Bro that you gotta realize though. Back in the day,
they was dropping out of school in third grade. The
school man, they gotta help on the phone.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I got to work. I can't go to school.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
I look at my I look at my son in
fourth grade, and I'm like, Bro, I couldn't imagine my
child waking up seven eight years old.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Well, they had to get to work.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
They gotta the school.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Ship ain't ain't gonna cut it no more.

Speaker 1 (49:38):

Speaker 3 (49:39):
He's just out there toiling the soil and walk to
the plant, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (49:43):
And then I and then and then and then I'm
dying of college. And son and attend to the farm.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
All right, day to the farm.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
You go out of that school house and telling you
yeah and turn and turned the game off. No more, right, pad,
I'm down to college. I take his iPad and PlayStation
and you tend you tend to help your mother got
the jokes people here, savages. Bro, there was boy, we can't.

(50:22):
We're staying on the shoulders of giants.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
We do.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Saying it just seemed impossible, impossible.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
My grandma house had one of the only phones in
the city. Her daddy worked at the railroad, and you
had to have a fall if you worked at the railroad,
because it basically been you. They could call you whenever
the fucking your ass better come on bring like people
would call the school would come to their house to

(50:51):
use the fall. That's crazy that, Oh she could have
been getting paid. I come on, fifteen cents every time,
come on, get it to me.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
That well, I'm old enough to remember, like just playing
on the phone, just fucking with the operator.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Remember the operator him, yeah, I'll breathe or something.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
One of one of them said, I'll cut off your line, operatingator.
Remember remember remember you first discovered three ways? Yeah, bro,
that was like our social media.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I had niggas to call you on three with somebody
to ask you about something manly man nigga, whoever you are.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Remember I had three way. My homeie had three ways.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
What you got to say? You heard me? I gotta
fight this nigga.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
I had b I remember I had three where my
homie had three way.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
No lo mad three is about nine of us called
the whole up. So my homie like this girl right
were like third grade, were.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Like, do you do you like him?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Because he only thought, like, you know, one person was
on the phone. She only thought yeah her.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Well, it was like he thought that ship. He thought
he was on three way with just the other person
that they call the girl.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
And then when the girl, when the girl go, no, everybody,
you don't like you. Nine niggas on the phone, just
whole school ship. Boy, y'all are not friend though that
was a great time. Why was that was y'all part
of line? Motherfuckers?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Y'all be on the party? Did that you never even existed?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I was because it was the party line where you
call the city ship. I don't think that ship cost
the money. I heard like three dollars of money, something
like eleven dollars you have to pay.

Speaker 8 (53:03):
It was.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
It was because everybody ain't having it was a feature.
You know, you have been on the city now, you
used to have on the city by the features like
everybody ain't everybody ain't call Wait sixty nine, you didn't
have a call block? Yeah call yeah, that was had

(53:23):
that ship on your phone?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Motherfucker? Did you just call him?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Call you? Yes, the funk you did.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
We got called out deep call be playing on that phone?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Serious?

Speaker 8 (53:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
You know that start sixty seven for you? The ship
private number? Nigga, y'all with what did you call?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Jos had a club?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
That's funny that nigga been hit the head a lot.
But god damn what that means? What they got to
do with the club? You come, you're gonna call come back? Hey,
shout out to Roy.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
I drank.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I shout out to Roy Jones. I had to get
back to Atlanta before.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Didn't even his best hit?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
What's his best hit? You almost have forgotten? No smoke,
but I drank? Is that one?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Jail? That's a boosy song?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Hold on with jail, Come on, I mean, but I smoke,
I drank. Just that's that's that's the best song. I mean,
I liked the song before before he got on it,
right like, because it.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Was already a boost his song. He just came and
spill his old verse one that I spoke, I drink,
I don't I stay read in my gul state, fighting.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
That my fucking boost Boos had them hits man a
nigga undeniable music. That ship is just it's gonna live
forever because like every time you go back to HBCU
or something around it, they playing all.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
It was a whole time period.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Man, your hell, Yeah, niggas run didn't start playing boost
the battle let.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
When parties was real because he.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Knew when he played boosted Nigga, these niggas finls.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
The act of.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Motherfucking food Boos made you feel like you was talking
to him even though you ain't know what he was
talking about.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Remember we was.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Walking to the winner Schnitz we were shown on the special. Yeah,
I feel like I was.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
It was in bad room right walking to the Winds.
We were shown on the special.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
But that nigga lived forty lives.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Man, he rapped about all of them. Had they talking
about the clubs ain't really dying though now man, it
ain't fun. It's New York's fault.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
New York. You blame in New York. Say that loud,
New York. I think I got New York's because they
started the sections and got rid of the dance floor
shod way. New York started sections, started sections around the
whole club to where you come in. You have to
either get a section of saying as we know it now,
I'm sorry, yes, sections like there's a club only section.

(56:00):
There's nowhere to party mingle, and you're either at the
bar you bought a second and that that has ruined
the interaction, the dancing, the joint, the music.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Going to the club.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Man, what I knew bro in Atlanta back early two thousands,
I found out very quick. You know they used to
get the free tickets to the club. Ship You found
out quick your ass and number the pawn nigga. You
go with the free ticket. It's free ticket as soon
as you part whatever in line, Yo, be pulled up

(56:33):
two hundred dollars here, fifty dollars down the road.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
You fuck played for that across the street.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Then you get in line, they just hold your ass.
You take your hat off.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
You talking about how long ago I ain't. It was
early two thousands. I ain't know somebody that's about to
get me in this motherfucker scott Free and smooth. I'm
not going so the same ship you said, in the
same ship I said, it's more n twenty dollars parking.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
That's good now, some of my fucker to be charging sixty.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
I'm Coolnay, you.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Want to be where you can see your ship.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Back in Monday is one hundred dollars starting at nine.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I know it's still jumping. Think about it.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
I'd rather pay that and have a real person watching
my ship than to go pay than to pay fifty
and your ship just putting nigga in vulnerable. Nigga died
on the side of that nigga.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I don't think that nigga busted for your car. I
don't think.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
It was a nigga that used to it was. It
was a homeless nigga. But that nigga was I don't know.
He must have been in the military something. He wasn't
playing by them cars on the side when you gave
him some money. I swear to God, may be passed
you ever.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Get food by the nigga in the vest. This shit
happened to me, not over there, and I paid a
nigga fifty dollars. Came back, budshe it was booted.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
The fuck.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
He got.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
On the boot nigga is parked in the parking watching.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Soon as you walk off, that nigga hit you.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
With the booga, na make some money being glassholes.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
To man, that is what it is.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Niggas strapped to so you can't. Yeah, my fucker said,
that's what made him quit doing that. He said, nigga
gott to drop on them. Yeah, chack that.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Take it off, he said, yeah, you got.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
I ain't put it on, you know, for real fighting.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Man, I'm just on this side now. You working my side,
don't work in his as. This ain't even me bro.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I don't know why he did it. You walk right,
see that be the type of ship though, that turn
people off from going out.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
You go out, you have for an hour.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Now you gotta seven hundred dollars busted window problem and
we ain't even in the club yet. We ain't even
got to the in the club. Problems were just pulling up,
pulling up. That's the issues.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
I like being v I p on the couch with
my wife nigga. We just being there chilling.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
I stopped going to the club because you meet the
side bitches, like I go to the club to meet women.
You know what I'm saying. Talk to him, Talk to him?
How old are you not time a couple of weeks later,
hold on, let me.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Trying to get them young, Let them rock, let me
rock cross. Yeah, Manvo, you need to start going to
the lounge. No, I don't go out no more.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
You know, line, take your after that. Goddamn cigar want
to you're sitting talk.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I didn't get him in the thirty You don't.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
It's just so chill. I can't the stories be too
said for me and all the women. They all have
been hurt about. Imagine niggas and the smoking them, Cigar
trying to get away from the wife and ship. I
ain't trying to hear the story. Hell now, it's like married.
I ain't never in your life met a nigga. Ain't
cecil niggas. At the.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Matter of fact, we just had had our j five.
I was around a bunch of cecils around, had a fraternity.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Celebration, like I found stay around the old school kids.
No you all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
No, nigga want no fun to God and then he
can't smoke weeding and his God. I'm like, Nigga'm trying
to help. Oh that nigga, look at you, you tripp,
Come on, man, God's thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Then once you.

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
Coming in this middle, like I'm like miss already thinking
here like a wet rag and this bitch like waffle house,
sucking up the experience, young blood.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Like I said, I just be chilling.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
No, niggas don't really go to clubs, no, mo man,
you know that's a young niggas game. No, anyway, we
ain't even talked about the violence. It's some value. Been
a violence club in a long time, but it's just
it's definitely chances of violence at the club. It went
on the road with some young niggas, you know, go
to the spot, and I have been back in that element,
like yeah, we probably even get out of here, fellas,

(01:01:15):
ain't no, ain't no section for just a rope.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah, and then the way to con me, nigga be
in the section, the whole bucket of water, all bottles
of water chilling.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
No, look that's because it's hot. It's sucking the club.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
They made it like that. Ain't no a c kerosene here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
The section with thirty niggas in the section.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I don't like all the extra for all the bottle
ship man, come out, what's what all the pyrotechnics.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Yeah, niggas, you're bringing sparklers out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
We got hookahs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
The cords running around. This ship is flammable.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Man, you've seen the clubs is burning up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Bro Bro every time, every time brother in Atlanta, every
time I tripped over the hook and corn.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
When I see the bottle girls, you know what thought
comes into my mind, like like when they when they
come back, now, when they when they come out there,
all I been thinking aboutself. One of these biggs probably
just got to arguing with her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
She in the middle of the argument.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Right now, y'all that work ship.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
She gotta still go out there, mother fucking and dance,
nigga fucking You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
If I bought one body, so you saying the club
got sucked up when everything got too flimming.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
This turned it looks like Joe. Did y'all see that
club that got shut like they evicted the club?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah that was that My team raised was Yeah, that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Was packed on Wednesday, my mother pulling over getting them cases.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
No niggas, Like the club wasn't making no money. Niggas
was stealing. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
They were so stealing when they when they evicted, so
they cleaned them out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
They was probably getting kicked out. Probably didn't say nothing
because they probably was the one stealing. So then they
just come one day. The employees don't even know and
all that ship is out back and let it know
for that. That's fucked up too because it's so many
people that worked that night life ship and they ain't
been paid and these motherfuckers their tips and you know
that's what the fun they work off, right, Like yeah
this ship. Yeah, like that bro either that they get

(01:03:33):
washing money through that motherfucker. All the comedy spots we
used to do. That used to be like six months.
Niggas was watching that money. I ain't gonna say the
name one of them, but y'all know the one I
remember you I can tell.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
And I appreciate them to shout out to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I ain't gonna saying money ship two people and all,
I'm like, all right, brother, your money so you're putting.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
The right man throw that look have a Yankee fit.
This big j I got you Like tonight, man, you
want to go starting, Never worried about the crowd, never
like man, we didn't wait for a few more people
were ready to go. Whatever started.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Sometimes when you when you're performing at a small show,
and sometimes you be like, god, damn, it'd be like
four five people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
He's like, why the fun did y'all e come to
this ship? Do you ever think like that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
What's the smallest amount of people ever performed for me?
All the ship to tord I'm gonna call the nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Out Garded booked me at Charlie's Nigga and not Charlie.
Is this old bar like a Decatur or something? Oh yeah, man,
I come there. It's a little michrophone there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I'm like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Then I I'm green. You know you're young with the
with the heaters in the club man, probably.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Bro, but you know you're green. You're young. You know
you listening to the old jeez like the man, you
know what I'm saying, got to do your thing?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Like for real?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, two people at dinner, I'm sitting.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Yeah, nigga. I mean at least it was local. The
worst ship is out of town and the motherfucker be like,
oh man, this should be that ship, Like why did
I come?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
I did that when Chuckles was in Jackson Oh ship.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Nigga, A rat ran across the top of the mother
thing when I was on stage and jack nigga chuckles.
I can say that because they closed down now. But yeah,
nigga a rat. I'm on stage and I see a
rat on the little legs right and he looked at
you like, I'm not back here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
You don't look at me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
When I tell y'all, I did a full week with
with twenty people the whole weekend, like three one shows.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
I think they were Washington Jackson though I think that
was on. I mean Memphis was on real ship, but
Jackson was washing Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I ain't gonna say that about nothing recent down.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah over man, niggas, because again the niggas didn't care
niggas and said, oh man, they did care, but you
but you, what's all that worrying gonna do? And I
think that's just black people don't worry. I have been.
They don't worried, is what I'm saying. They're like, damn, man,
ship ain't I don't know what. Yeah, but what does
that do?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Don't do Ship, Hell, I don't, but niggas still do it.
I shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
I had.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
You ain't doing all of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Call it, motherfucker all of the day. Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
How about the shows where the show and the party
it's in the same building. Oh God, you're not going nowhere?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
What can do?

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
You want to know?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Hey, y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Good do you think I met them collars?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Good night?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
When he was on stage, the stage, on the floor,
that's the floor. Ship, it is this dang. Hey, the
stripper's gonna be hit one thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I got something for you too, Hey, man, nigga man
walked you around that bitch. Hey, hey, don't forget I
got some plate. Man what you got? But this nigga
gave you seventeen dollars work a week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Put that up. Put that up, Put that up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Thinking they gave you a blooding head. What would you
say your absolute worst show was? What was your worst
What was your absolute worst show in the history of
your career?

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I could tell you, man, Ship, I don't know the
worst worst, Bro, I don't know. I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
I wouldn't hold that as a memory. Even if I
don't track.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Yeah, I don't track on that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
I'm the one that I had. I guess that had
two people. That's what I did.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
One fucking od. I could tell you all my absolute
worst show Uptown Old Uptown one on Peachtree you with
you around it to that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Tree Street Uptown. They were super boudio ass and that
mom you had like twenty seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
It was ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Man, bruh, I got all my friends together. Girl, I
would tell you at the time. My homie his girl, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Like, that's what it was. It was so you had
to walk.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
You had to walk in the crowd to get on
the stage, and when you walk off, you had to
walk back through the crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
They called my name, my people, man, I get on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Bro, I just I just black ay, I just what
did you say?

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
What you have to say? I had, you know, I
was dressing like a little button.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
You know what I'm saying, like a little danced nigga
and I and I and I got up I got
up there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
I got up there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
I was like it was I got up there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
I was like nigga dressed like I looked at everybody
like U give to get up let bar walker, No,
I was hosted.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
I got up there like, yeah, he brought me a
cool I was like, yeah, yeah that nigga. You all
you all the way man went blank just started booing
me relentlessly. I heard a little ball, a little ball
and used to let out this year. And look how

(01:10:03):
he was up there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Nigga, nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
It felt like said nothing. It felt like nigga. I
did not know nigga. I was done, Bro. I remember
the lights and I remember the boos. You say anything, Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
All I remember is trying to get off the stage.
And that motherfucker was small. When I walked up there, brother,
that ship turned into the runway at Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Jackson's Heart Nigga, and I felt naked and it was
just like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
It was like and as I'm walking off, I'm walking
in slow motion, but I keep forgetting my shoe and
I'm going back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
No, I'm telling you how I felt.

Speaker 8 (01:10:41):
It's like the more I walked the nigga Nigga, the
further I walk, the further I walk, the bigger than stage,
and then my shoe.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
I had to go back to my shoe and I
kept pulling and then I went to sit by my feet.
People nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
We at the table, nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
So they had nigga, nigga, Nigga. I dunk, Nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
I'm sitting at the table, Nigga. I slouched. I slouched down.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
My motherfucking eyes was like right here, bro, because it
was so passed. We didn't just get up and leave.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Oh, it was just it was terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
That's the worst when when your.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
People come with you, you know, and you get they
don't want to be around, bitch. And I did not
do well in front of one of them little old
people loud spots.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
And then I had to drive home. Oh, it was
cricking the car, like maybe you shouldn't try to What
about the.

Speaker 11 (01:11:41):
You know, look, look look where you mob advice were you, bob?
Look look when you real bad to get boom.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
The worst ship is that one nigga that hey, man,
you gonna be doing your things.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
He's going to find you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
He will find you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Man, don't even trim you got this? What is he fight?

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
And you find out he comedian? Oh boy, you you
don't soling nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
I'm like the b And then and then nigga, after
I got booz, after I got booed no with him
the nigga go be on suicide watch tonight and I'm like,
god damn, he was killing me even more.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Bro, I hate want a nigga booth. Yeah, I mean
I want a nigga bomb And he tried to bring
another nigga in there with him. Yeah, just stopped to
do the show. My nigga lost some love.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Like this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
And you know what he used to make nigga maw.
He just hosts a lot of ship see nigga bomba.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
They like they appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
You getting the shower and burning clothing, don't you that again?
But something be trying to leave. I remember niggas used
to would let niggas leave after the bomber. Where you go?
Do look one time?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
One time?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
One time me came up and Ronnie Jordan did by
dossa state brother, and I'm like we roasted and ship
were roasted in the van and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Down the nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
I'm fire, nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
A man was getting SHU went out, motherfucker man and
and and Boma in front of the cat up he
gonna he is relentless and we all throw down there
in the van together.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Bro, Bro, listen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
I went out that man. The motherfucking kids got the
bull in my head. I'm like, I see you, boy.
I was like, god damn.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Man to ride in the veil that Nigga said there,
I never get it because me and him and Ronnie
and Kate was in the front of that man that
didn't look back at me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
He opened the glood. Get on in there. You don't
get on in that, Get on in that glove. Show
your love, show your love. You don't in that live
you don't any you don't right there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
It's gonna get right there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Roll my hands from about dost them back to Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I was like, god, I mean, Paul, you ain't got
a pause.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
I ain't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
But I think the worst show I had, though, is
when I did that uh that ship at the crows Ness.
You got what No, when they used to do the
mail review after the comedy show man say this story,
I didn't know that. That was.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Gods damn, that's the worst show in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
All women in there. I ain't knowing that. I didn't
know that they was having a male review. So so
so you was before the thing before they come out
wonder Smith.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Was hosting night. They'd be out there. They don't tell
you about the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
That they really came. Bitch, just be in love with them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
They be having gifts and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
They be spending money. So you was in there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
They had the show before that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
How you know all this?

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
You watch them?

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
No, because we did that play that ship at the
same hotel one time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Where's all these women going? And then they broke it down.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
To me, bitch had a bunch of they needed somebody
to open up while they was getting but they didn't
have ship to do with the show. It was like
two comedians like my feature in the Headland and then
then they do crab legs and then they do the
strippers later on. I wasn't at the ship. I ain't
seen no strippers. I was just wondering why these women

(01:15:52):
were so goddamn aggressive. They was in the gridroomig.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Have y'all ever had to follow a band? Have y'all
have y'all ever done a college and they had to
follow a band? College, Nigga, I had to follow a band?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
What kind of band? The band they put? They didn't
had to perform and whose comics went up? They the
band came out in March and played.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
On the marching man.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Yeah, the band they getting down and ship and then
they bring my ass out there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
You ain't better than the band you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Was on the field. No, I had to No.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
I just thought all I did was I did good
because I just reenacted everybody in the band what they
was doing and ship like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
I had to adapt that easy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Sometime I'll be feeling like the colleges and sent you
up to fail you. They want you to do a
show in the middle of the track and ship mid
the court and then niggas. This is the worst set up.
I don't never want to do it outside. I did
showing the fucking watch tower did at one o'clock show.

(01:17:03):
It is like a clock the clock tower, my god,
like right on the ship in the middle of the
fucking quad on the school and I'm in the cateria
in the front. They were just sitting like around in
the quad and I was in the stage was a
little watchtower underneath. I mean, did a show in the
comments area, like like where they live at, like where
they buy the common, like the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Union, the student union, the commons.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
In time, I'd be like, this is what we're doing
it lock Bro Bro, that's my dorm man.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
I did Missouri Western Bro and that ship happened. I'm like,
we're waiting in the cafeteria.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
And they're like, yeah, we're gonna start showing about two minutes.
I did that in the clean Guess what saved me
at that show? I'm up there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
You know the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
They had a little a little person, little midget of
cabine terrier.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Dude the work.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
He came out there here in the track. Oh God,
he saved me. It was like God seeing him to
walk in front of the roads. Oh they went up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Yeah he's still there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
I'm sure he is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
That. I think he purposely did that to get well.
He probably like, like you did the school so small?
You just do the ship and like the locker room
or like where the football team meeting, that's one of
the library. I was like, you really want me to
be in the library.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
What it is?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
I'm coming This ship is thirteenth grade?

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
What kind of did a lot of wild man shows? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Just random man shows?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I would say in random Man's place.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
I used to like to do that spot you had
off Old National.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
I used to perform for Narcotics Anonymous in Birmingham every
New Year.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Damn you you know you know it's a video of
us roasting each other and throwbacks. Broy me you miss
throw back?

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Yeah that was fun, man, that was a good time,
real good. Hell yeah, nigga shooting pool and Ship TVs
all wing you know common you like to Yeah, bro,
it was love.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
And the people in there was like they was like
extra fans. They was like they treated us like pit bulls.
Got shooting pool? Are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Oh yeah, that's when you knew.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
A nigga was hitt when niggas stopped for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
How was y'all first time doing Frozen Palace?

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Man? I never done that. They loved me up in
the mother Man. I got through they one. I got
through it surprisingly and I was already heard the about it.
But I was like, bro, like we were talking about
what this and when we first started, Remember they was
regular had no fear Like if I would have known Ship,
I probably should have been fearful, right if I would

(01:20:14):
have left. If I remember, I'm talking about the old
Frozen before they had added a little back back there.
You remember when that motherfucker before they had the back
right there, because they had extended it one like two times. Yeah,
that's why you do it in the back, but the
stage was still in the middle. Yeah, I man, I
remember the first time I did that ship that roastered

(01:20:34):
that goddamn club so hard. I felt like Muhammad a leave.
When I left, they gave me a fifty piece wing.
The people carried me to the car.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
You were always walking. I was getting kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
It was a late night spot anyway, so they didn't
give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
The vibe that was motorcycle pull up. Man, it's just
the women in that center. It wasn't packed light. I
was there like it was.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
It was all your ghetto drinks. It would be, but
that it used to be whatever they crooking in the back.
You smell that ship, all them old ladies in there
selling pussy. Old niggas in there buying it. Come on man,
that ship of Wall Green Man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
That ship was fun.

Speaker 9 (01:21:24):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
We had good times man, comedy. This comedy ship Man Nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Dugans Dugans on Memorial Drive was the ship that come
on man was hosting that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Yeah, who was hosting them? Had that bitch lit show?

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Was Yeah, I was like my first year in comedy.

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
He was.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
I did that all the dugans that they ever did
comedy had though. Yeah, that one was. That one was
it felt like it was built differently than did crickets. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
We used to do shows that barnacles.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Niggas Barnacles on the East Side. I mean, if you
ever do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Did you ever do pinups?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I used to host them with Tonight that pen up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Dennis Clark had me up there one time. Dennis Clark.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Them some it's a they let they let us do
about thisis Clark. That's all I say.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Dinnis Clark said, you're by, you're funny, you're animated, and
you're doing your mother.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I had a road to a show with Dennis Clark
and his daughter and his lady. Man, oh no, why
the funk were going?

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
What is it? Hainesville, Georgia? You remember Hinesville?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Of course the nigga what's the nigga name.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
That had the ship?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Now, boy, you beat some characters and this ship nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
The nigga used to want to host the show too.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Was it old as old dog?

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
No? The nigga. I can't think of a nigga name, damn. Yeah,
but yeah, Dennis Clark was hosting that ship. Fat cat Cat,
oh man, fat Cats to have them shows in the
most random man's places, man like Mac Boosey used to

(01:23:27):
do them shows.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
And you faller Alabama, you foller the man. I got
a room and you follow, and tra.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Will invite you to the most random place. I got
a room up in the Rocky Point.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
What the fuck is rocket Point?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
You ever heard of high Point?

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Keep going north, It's Rocket high Point, the Rocket Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
They will keep them a little random man's rooms popping off,
shout out to the comedy room.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Yeah, bro, that kept motherfucking kept some food in the stomach. Man,
I used to love them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Comedy rooms will be a restaurant for real with the
fucking hole stage and.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
You gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
You know, the difference in comedy back then was like
you really had to like prove yourself, you know what.
I Like, you had to because you you were obscured,
nobody know the fuck you are you from the strangers,
and then your ass gotta get up there and god
damn get them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
But you gotta keep in mind these small towns. So
it's like you can say look back and saying that ship,
but this was the ship that they showed this was
their weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Yeah, yeah, they show love like.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
It was like hitting a niggas, especially when when that
thug nigga like you you can't get that nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Man, I don't laugh at life. Nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
You're doing your motherfuck thing. That nigga won't let you leave. Nigga,
Nigga stand up, standing up that man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Anything you need, I got you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
They call him jokes that nigga is with you. Nigga,
benig you wundered in the wall. Fucker, bro, that's how
that should be. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
That doubt comedy bro as you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Did you ever do the movie theater in Chicago, nigga
out riggers.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
I never did this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
You never did.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
No I did. I didn't go home when I first
went back home to knowledge comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Look real ship.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
When I when I first went back home do comedy,
I had done comic view and I went to jokes
and notes and they didn't know who I was.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
But I had to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
You know, I used to do the t I joke
and all that ship. You know what nig niggas was like.
Niggas like, yeah, you're gonna go first man, because we
don't know. I'm like, oh god, nigga, Mary bust out
the back door who I was headlining that bitch like
a few months later, bro, And that's when like, that's

(01:26:26):
what I like that admired about the game back then
because the hard work and the talent really meant something,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
According to five minutes, Yeah, bro.

Speaker 10 (01:26:38):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Just to text me, come on, bro, and they don't
know you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
They don't know you. Problem, but that okay, okay, that
was a great club.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Mary Lindsley we uh I did the festival with Little
Real U, the What's Funny Comedy festival that he does,
and they gave her a tribute. Uh, Mary Lindsey, that's
Mary Lindsey was very instrumental in black comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Yeah, that's what I heard comics.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
You know with Dion Rail, you know, being a part
of all jokes aside where you know Bernie and Jamie
and Steve Harvey, you know what I mean. She was
very very instrumental in Yeah. So she didn't play. She
tell you as if you ain't shit either.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Chicago one of my favorite cities to do, not getting
on my stage.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Fucked with Chicago I didne did all the little side
rooms and sh had the movie theaters and all the
little local ship Harvey, Illinois righting out. Deal with them, niggas,
Come on, man, I had a ball time for the
shout out of all the shot comedians. Man, Yeah, yeah, Man, Marlon.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Mitchell, Yeah, Francis Yeah, that's my neighborhood. That's where I
grew up at, right around the corner. Friends, Mike Simp.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Little real, uh, Michael, call you man one time, my girl.
Just Niche Man, Oh yeah, Nichechie Hall, Wildcat yeah right, Ray,
Corey Hold Yeah, Cory D's Court. Yeah, my nigga, Mojo Man,

(01:28:24):
Mojo mother, Yeah, Man, my nigga Mojo.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Funny and Ship nigga, Dave Helen from up there, yep,
big day.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
They branded from up there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Had a lot of conshim Brown, t murdher birth, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Hossole living in Chicago still they.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Yeah, hot fun, Jeff b.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Funny and fun very fun man.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
A lot of Chicago comedians. And if we're forgetting anybody,
it's major.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
It's so many niggas do better than him Brown, Yeah, Brown,
my nigga.

Speaker 12 (01:29:06):
We know now, Uncle Rell Man, Oh yeah, we said real, Okay, yeah, bro,
Erica Clark, Man, Erica Clark, the whole, all the all.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
The commons in Chicago, and they they come there. Well
again somebody they do very funny man. I was at
home man, Damon Williams.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Yeah, niche was hosting.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
And shout out to Damon too, because when I did
that marthus Vaneyard show, that's when I got booked to
do the two seasons of the Hulu.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Show Yea on the Life of Bell. So that was dope.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
You've got a whole movie career man.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Yeah, look yeah, it it was a blessing. I had
fun working with Amy Shoe and all the people. It
was a big time man, really.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Dope, big time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
My brother, check it out, man, it's on Hulu. We
got two season Hulu. Yago, check that out, man. You
know what I'm saying. Then I'm on I'm on a
New Tooby movie people, That's what I'm on. A tourby
joint man, south Side of It's called south Side.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
I paid.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
I played an older nigga named Heywood, old retired drug
dealing it on the restaurant and I'm helping I'm helping
the dude.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
But people like, really, yeah, bro, people really like. I
didn't realize it was do good.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
And nigger I did a little show at Cats and
they put that ship on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I was ending up on later daters, but they gave
me a couple of hundred dollars for that ship. I
was like, I don't know what. They was like, well,
we don't know where it's going. And I looked that
flip and called me you on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Netflix put on it. Dollar Man said cat they filmed
just said that cast. Oh yeah, they called me bro.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
I just sound like cool, I said, said he was, yeah, Bro, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Just on the toll and some ship.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
They had like some uh extras in there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
It's just a nigga los man. You know, but I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
You don't know nigga. I'm not with my maredits nigga.
Yeah on Netflix. I'm like, go to episode on later
datas I'm doing my.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Wife which episode? It was on episode nine? But I
got crickets in.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
I'm just talking.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
I said, I'm not the old people got together, was
gonna give you something broke up.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
He took this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
It's a reality show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Yeah, it's like reality. Yeah, dat old people day.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
They think about. That's funny. It will be old oh
darn singing. Later they call him nigga dead though later
late that did the late nigga nigga dead? They I mean,
did y'all yo?

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Speaking of later daters, did y'all hear about this? Is
that real?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
They're talking about some sixty eight year old woman got
pregnant and listen, seventy is that real?

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
Nigga?

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Ain't like one of us did.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
She's really pregnant nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
She thought that was like a joker song.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Shot nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
I know it was just a video, but you know,
you can't believe a lot of this ship. So she
about to be bro, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
She about to be a mama. That's old.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Imagine the old nigga that bro.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Imagine the old nigga that we're gonna have.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
We're gonna have to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Mother bucker eighty eighty two. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
You you're eighty two.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Years old, and she'd have told you she pregnant. We're
gonna have to get rid of that. I'm eighty two.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Who got her pregnant? Man? He got ter scare that
little bitch. You scared that old bitch. That maybe a
guy to him.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Telling you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Probably it's probably one of it's probably one of the
male nurses to have the nursing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Home or some ship.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
You know, I ain't gonna work.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
You remember doing a young nigga with an old ass
baby on the way, bro, what do you do? You
had a bake booty still she finally still had a
botis shot.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Get you imagine? You go ahead, she said, suited up.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
I'm forty.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
I'm forty seven with a nine year old. I can
imagine being an eighty seven with a.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Ten year old. You don't care what you finna die, man,
This is all you do.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
All you do is sleep, bro, you eighty seven?

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
That baby got she to do with you? That sh
is somebody else's business. You get this nigga, who gonna
trust Who's gonna trust a baby with eighty seven?

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
You think you think you fucking young bit you eighty seven.
She's gonna be like, hold the baby, No, nigga, y'all
both babies, y'all, both babies. She's not gonna give a
baby to a baby you got this dementia to She's
probably just gonna be ring here in a minute. Every day.
That's all sh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
What's your name? Baby?

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
Or you eighty seven? That bitch put your child's man,
I ain't got that much. I'm gonna fix income. What
the hell you're sunneda? Do you then take my damn check? I?
Oh yeah, I ain't got nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
We can do it. Then you have to.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
I'm gonna have to get a damn job.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
That nigga, you eighty eight at Amazon, niggas slowed in them.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Motherfucking nigga. I just I just want to PREMI Charles Lord, Hember,
you know you're losing that case be cause they're gonna
everything the old lady say.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
That ship is yes, ma'am. They gotta do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Listen, man, I know eighty five South y'all got the cameras.
Y'all need to run out there and just start the
documentary on in chronicling this woman's life.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Now her life that she's gonna go crazy, That shit
gonna start. She used to work for doctor Martin Luther King.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
You want them to feel somebody dying, but bro, I
just want to see her Dave trying to handle this baby.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
No, man, she's gonna have to get a C section.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
My baby's name is Martin Lucers.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Man, that baby, that baby go hamm the fucking a
seventy five year old brother.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
They're gonna be like fly.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
The grand brother, that grand brother. God didn't get that
baby old name your list is that baby, y'all don't
even get me knowing this.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Man, I gotta find I'm gonna go interview on something.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
That ship is baby gonna have.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Her old as heilman when they come out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
The baby is suffering from Ricketts. Baby got rid kids.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
He got scared me.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
It's quite healthy. He's just a little on fighter man.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
But but see the thing is, though that's probably given
a lot of a lot of more. You know, these
women they dependent. They're gonna push off abby children. But
you know that'll be a man. I can wait because
you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Bit you're gonna die. Her baby said she didn't she
didn't tell that baby said five. You got this story
ain't gonna anywhere the baby shit. Yeah, man, you want
them to both, you want them both to be safe, man,
both to be good. That's right. Then you got a
whole bitch raising the baby. Well, that just let you
know you still be fucking that seventy six. You're gonna

(01:37:41):
be fucking but not no, baby, though you ain't fucking
no more. If you fucking you run the rich, shoot
the club up anything, man, Man, I ain't man if
I shoot him a sixty eight year old, but I
don't think, Oh god, I don't think that's supposed to happen.
Oh Lord, why has that forsaken? It ain't supposed to happen,
but it is what has happened.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
No, man, and there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
If you fucking semny yard later, I feel bad shooting
in the old lady saying.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
You shooting the old lady face. You're a wild nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Bro, you got they don't look like yeah right now, yeah,
right now? You opening your eyes. She turned look looking
Harry Tubman and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Who lord, you turned me every rich way before? Baby,
may my love coming down?

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
What she said?

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Oh ship ring my dell.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Look look she laying there. You know that my auntie
and Auntie looking on the face like she don't believe
nothing you.

Speaker 13 (01:38:47):
Say, pushing good man, robbing that likena.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
That was it?

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Good forget my name for it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
You ain't never heard that old lady. Man, Get you
some of that old what nigga? What nasty?

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
That well that's crazy. Li up for you. Lord, get
you some patuit. But look, but look it's playing on
the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
It gotta be like a young ononder the little young
jid something man him more buckers, got my god, damn
break Grandma.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I'm pregnant, nig I'm gonna kill that nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Nigga everything, nig I'm telling you, nigga, I'm bringing shump
to that nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
Nigga. Get my he's gonna take care of that baby.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
To pregnant who.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
I won't even trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
No dude cool ever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
They been funking around.

Speaker 9 (01:40:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
She let me smoke in the house and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Ain't that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
The nigga got nig and the nigga find the video,
put it on the back. He looked at the ball
in here.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
This is fucking stupid, show you around. Stupid with you man,
you're laughing, but it's gonna be some seventy six year
old women slacken in yourll d M. Man, how do
you know how to work on the ground?

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
She on twirking and everything you ain't never seen.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Yeah, I ain't gonna see it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
You're gonna watch the video.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
You don't see it like that man, she's gonna send
the video and her just cleaning the house with see
through like my pussy neat. Now the old women seeing
you lose, dain't even nigga in man. I be getting
all women ship like this.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Man keep this bull, she wear the slip.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
You know who I get in my d ms, all
them old women and like Judge Matthes, I cooked some
greens I had, I had a deal. I cooked greens today.
What I cooked greens today? Like I'm gonna come over
there or something. Ship know you're married, man, that's cold.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Ship is why your wife said. Old bitches be likeking
to send pictures of like laying down on their back.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
I don't know why they all lay that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Get up. They need help.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
But look though, I ain't gonna lie the A lot
of them fifty olds is looking good.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Women look good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
They just do strange ship like older women.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
They'll do something like send you a picture of a
clean kitchen. I cooked clean the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
What's the oldest woman you dated? Thinking about a bitch
that's old, that look young, she still smell old? What
then like a bitch that look young but she oh,
she still got like old smells like she still used
vanilla spray.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
But she smelled like diamonds lives the yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Bitch smell like I like that older woman sleeping. And
they don't try to have it. They can't eight o'clock.
Every time you call it eight o'clock, they're like, ooh, ship,
I had laid in, Tyler, what's the oldest you I dated?
A fuck? You love them?

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
You get in truth.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
Every time you ask him some ship, he don't answer.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
I was twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
I had the fifty seven year old. Damn ship?

Speaker 7 (01:42:40):
You was?

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
What twenty seven? Twenty three seven? That ain't that? That's crazy?
That motherfucker. She must look young or something.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Bro y'all ain't back there?

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Yeah, why what about you? Y'all sixty?

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Y'all trying to fuck that? Not a twenty three yeard?
What's the oldest? What's the oldest?

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
It wasn't no fifty seven? The older?

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
How the funk been about my age? Or maybe like
a few years older, like maybe five years old. Old
niggas ain't live no old old ladies. I don't know
how old she is now. They lived though they wouldn't.
She wouldn't sixty know maybe oh the listen I definitely dead, bron.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
She might know she was living.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
She was fast and fifty selves, so yeah, you can't
lay that type of.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
She's still fucking niggas.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
I know she died.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
I always have a cut off point.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Yeah, I didn't hear a few of the best fifty something. Yeah, okay,
that's some good buzzards you. Yeah, older than my mama
at the time. For yeah, I was tripping. No, I
ain't did no damn trip. I guess maybe for that
I was a young Viking, though I'm better now. Yeah,
I don't know what that sixty is overheating, like I
ain't had no sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
I mean, it wasn't memorable.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
I remember age. It's like a it's probably gonna come
down at that point. Is he's a few good pieces
less they got to be a skilled player.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
I'm saying they a not relying on athleticism, no.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Moment hall of famer. Yeah, like this footwork is American.
She's not doing a lot of big moves. But you
know what I'm saying in the post, right, still get
you a couple of bus She's one of them players
that the announcer wus be.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
Like, I believe she could average fifteen points right now,
that's how much I believe.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
He was off the chart.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
That's what that's what comes out of leadership in the
locker room. Nex circles don't stax circle right, Hey, the
type of leadership you need. You're young players.

Speaker 12 (01:44:55):
Yeah you're good good, never been with no super old
no good for y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
Then I've been married so long.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Yeah, man, you married and good married old nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
I'm through doing adventurous ship like that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
I lived the hell of her life. Better get married.
You ready to settle down?

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Loaf?

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
When you said married, you said I'm through living that life.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
I ain't my bad ready to set it off and
do what I mean? I'm settling.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
I'm good what you mean. I don't need nobody to
slow me down. I think you get settled. I don't
think you will be ready to settle down. You get settled,
somebody find you and you find them. I don't think
it's just something you just go and do. You can't
be like, yeah, I'm finna go get married. That's stupid.
You gotta stayed with you your face.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
I'm on my wife healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
My limp.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
I've been covering it up like.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
My limp.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
You're gonna go home. He's gonna wake up when he gets.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Hold got I got, I got you, I got, I got,
I got gallup from my lips at home sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
He gonna wake up. Look look at my Look you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
My wife, My wife health insurance nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Yeah, you can't get.

Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
Out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Man, get your Let this man go home.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Bro, I'm cool.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
It's going down. I feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Going down.

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
You need but now the lords don't do this?

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
It up right.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
Like about like about the turn?

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Well, man, I mean as long as it's right here,
I can, I can feel that. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
I'm just gladdy. Maybe you allergy because man I had
I got it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
I was having allergic brads around the time. Matter of fact,
when we did last comic Stending, I was getting like
just having these alerts because I was drinking the Red
Bulls and Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
I believe these energy drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
I think I think it was an inactive ingredient and
and I had to I had to carry around pregnants
on like a steroids.

Speaker 2 (01:47:15):
To stop but a great hey man, Yeah, this drink
water itching and ship drink.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Water and coffee. You like a water and coffee. Nigga, Man,
you do that, I'll just be up. Bro. Get off
the energy drinks man, even trail mix, thank you, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
I am this ship that goddamn.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Any truck driver of my trail mixed niggas? Bro this.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Shirt? How how did this ship just turn into an
energy drinking face? This an energy drink innovation? Man's do?

Speaker 3 (01:47:51):
The commercial that sip was like like yo, y'all, y'all
sit like, man, you gotta you gotta stop.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
You know you got a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
Because why the funk would you drink it? When you
came out? Your wife ain't got them ships in the
house because you know what then happened.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
I gotta, I got a little. I gotta.

Speaker 10 (01:48:11):
I got a fridge in my garage, Brinberry red Bull,
I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
I just had too many. I think I had to today.
I gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
Two energy.

Speaker 6 (01:48:22):
What you're trying to do?

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
You got refrigerated in the in the garage a marathon
sneaking open the door for the garage, open the garage
up with you, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
Well, y'all gotta understand when you super over caffeinated a
lot of times the caffeine does produce dopamine, so you brain.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Your understand I ain't got understand.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
You gotta get the creedy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
You can understand the mom got stand the mother thing.
I don't drink none of that ship.

Speaker 6 (01:48:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
You need to stop. Man, need to take care of
I'm gonna stop.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
I feel working out, bro, I ain't can't be drinking
energy drinks and working out. You go and get a
hole in your heart. Nigga, that's what he drinking him
all the years he's spending middle school. But he know
that because it make your heart beat fast and expansion.
I drink a red Bull and take a nap. Yeah
you do that? Yeah? Then I had wings in my dreams.
That's cracked, nigga. You riding the mountain bike?

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Real fans any nigga, A ain't Clayton if you drinking
the red bull, taking the nap, nigga, you buzzled that hair.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
Run I take.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
I go to sleep. I thought I take a little
bit sleep. I ain't take no. Let me see your bell.
It's gonna eating me out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
I've been trying to get a sleep without four days drink.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
I drank to cel. It's gonna go down.

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
I think y'all roasting the swelling down.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Actually, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
It's going down. Know that it's going down down like
com is going right down.

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
You keep doing you're telling the secrets, so it ain't
make it any better if they keeps swelling everything you say,
gona look like you're saying put.

Speaker 3 (01:50:23):
Professor Clark, nigga, nigga nigga you swellingna be up there
looking like Hollie Jimmer, one.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
Of the mother.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
She ain't got nothing to do with ye. Man, She's
gonna sue you, bro. That's my lip let LeVar go home,
bro pity and come out with a whole line called
lips once you come out with a line called the nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
The fact we might have started something, ladies, ladies, y'all
might not have y'all might not get the injections.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Just drinking, drink and swell your ship up like my
dumb ass did.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
Nigga nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
I know this is all subject, but you know what
I was thinking about on my way here, because I
know how would I know that good point taking. I
know you're talking about the clubs earlier. You know one
thing about the clubs, hate like they take You can't
ain't no hats.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
They used to tell you that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
Hell yeah, nigga back in the day, if you do
a little bit though I ain't doing no guy damn
he was up.

Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
Yeah, niggat, I don't be looking like no granddaddy in
the They would have let you in just like that.

Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
I had to take the hat off, so I was thinking,
why they don't. That'd be funny. They made women take
them wigs off at the day.

Speaker 3 (01:52:03):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
No wigs, no wigs.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
Let them.

Speaker 1 (01:52:09):
Let them real. They take you that joke t loose
with you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
You ever be looking because you ball to you have
and you ball y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Ever been looking at them with both throw me in.
I'm not even here, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
Have you to be looking at the the hair trains
playing videos?

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
You know you got that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
Motherfucker got to gone, bro, I have nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
If you could get you, what would you do?

Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
Love nigga talking about God? God, don't low. I am
a low thro everything. Every time you see me. I
be a different nigga with niggas like with hairlines. Complained
to me, I got a whole full head. What I'm saying.
Niggas with hairlines like like a old hairline seems like complain.

(01:53:20):
I swear, I swear I tried to hold on to
my ship for their life. Man, when did you give up?
Blow last year? God damn lie, that was when I
gave up.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
I said, I'm gonna tell y'all when I when I
shaved my head, I was like, it's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:53:38):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
I held on to my ship, hold on golong. That
was pro I'm gonna tell you when I let it go,
I don't let my ship go.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
I make I made.

Speaker 2 (01:53:47):
Was it a road session or was it? Was it
pre empty?

Speaker 9 (01:53:50):
It was?

Speaker 2 (01:53:51):
It was just like, this is my last summer airline.
Oh you already you did a this around?

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
Want something? Last something? I took my ship around the
world and showed it off.

Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
Yes. Before before I got married, me and my wife
were dating. I took her on the cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Bro. I got on that boat. I had hair. I
had hair, Nigga, I had my waves and ship.

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
Bro damn, A little my little wooden brush I kept
in my pocket, Nigga, I swear to God. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
We went to sleep on that boat. I woke up
it was a hole in my ship. Bro was like, oh,
I was like, where did this come from?

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
It was just bear. It was like a.

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
And then and then, and then my wife looked at
me like, yeah, it's time. It's time, like somebody was
gone because see I had like the low joint. But
you know what happens. That front started leaving, so you
kind of grow it along when you packed that bitch down,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
And then they ship started too long. My hairline was strong,
but that part was going first, and I ain't know
it until somebody told me my back. My nephew walked
behind me one day when I was sitting down. He
was like, kim, hey, bro, my line was straight. Line
was gucci.

Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
That nigga man that didn't walk behind the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
Like somebody blew your back out.

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
I said, you mother.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
At the at the like at the end of my
hairlines life, Nigga, my barber was lying in my ship
up with a feather.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Nigga. I mean that nigga was magic.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
I'm talking about that nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
I used to be my hands mother, Like hell yeah,
and he was sweating like a mother.

Speaker 3 (01:55:45):
Then you're driving, nigga, you look in the rear view,
you see that fu the son just beaming through.

Speaker 2 (01:55:53):
My God, damn, you close the sun roof and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
You're trying to put the vises up. I'm like, you ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
Man that. At that time when I lost my joint,
I was I lost my joint.

Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
I lost my joint in like twenty seven, twenty eight forty,
that's twenty They wasn't really be at and heavy at
that time.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
We were just well one.

Speaker 2 (01:56:27):
A couple times you put that topic in my ship,
like the bibers.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
Beijing ain't come out to shout it. Low came out.
Oh Low invented the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:56:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
Time, I think, I think I am just for ships
and giggles.

Speaker 3 (01:56:47):
I'm gonna do the little wig. I'm gonna do a unit.
Just I'm gonna just do a unit just to say
fucking you try to try to soft stand it.

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
I'm just gonna show up.

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
I'm just gonna show up, and niggas will.

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
Be like, man, I just you know how I used
to die my.

Speaker 3 (01:57:07):
Ship blood doing like.

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
You. Ain't gonna just show up with no hair.

Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
It's so many niggas out here with it's probably a
couple of these niggas sitting there with an I think
Rainbow got one. I saw you in one of the videos,
remote remote guy. He got one and it's finally getting harder.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
Piece.

Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
Yeah, remo that. Yeah, that's a UNI. I thought that
was really ship.

Speaker 3 (01:57:37):
That's a unit, is man, you gotta change. You got
a chinch trap, you got a chin strap on? None
of them goddamn dreads.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
Look that's crazy, dog.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
It's a lot of niggas with them joints. Man. Matter
of fact, I was talking to this guy that make
it okay.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
No, I'm just you're talking to you about talking to
a brother that have okay.

Speaker 3 (01:58:04):
He's a barble matters like a comedian man, clipper Man,
not clipper Man, Marcus. He a newer here older, do
be a newer commy man. He was telling me, man,
it's some more fun. He do a niggas unit and
uh I thiggas Mike, the nigga with the truck.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Who it is?

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
You just don't want to tell nobody that's gonna do
your matter of fact nigga, Let me look at this.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
You know what I'm saying. That's a nigga with the truck,
with the pickup truck.

Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
He didn't he live and hunts men? Man, I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:58:39):
Why then don't give a tell the story broall.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
When I get on eighty five again on promote, you
didn't wearing the units?

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
Well, let a home who wearing the unit? He tried
him out at the house.

Speaker 1 (01:58:57):
He really just checks his wife's now one one had
my medicine ready, give me peeing at the freezer. I
need to nigga, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:59:12):
He's trying to look for the nigga name he got.
He's been texting you just type being the brother brother
named Mike, shout out Mike sales.

Speaker 1 (01:59:23):
He doing. That's all you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
But he was telling me, right, he was That nigga
was telling me he was doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
He was doing this niggas unia know not. He was
telling He was telling Brother Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
He was telling He was telling me he was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
His niggas unit.

Speaker 8 (01:59:41):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:59:42):
And the nigga's wife did not know this. Nigga had
a hands eight unit, so he had that nigga wife. No, Bro, Bro,
his wife was done because I think he said, you know,
glue that ship on.

Speaker 2 (01:59:55):
He don't give a funk about him. Bro. I don't
that long, but I don't think she know the man
got a unit.

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
Bro. I don't think you know what made him get
and she don't want to bring nothing up. I don't
looking at the top of your head.

Speaker 2 (02:00:17):
Bro, if you got the unit.

Speaker 1 (02:00:18):
And his you like, how would you know because they
ain't take your right no more?

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
How would you gotta stink? Got his head out of
the shout what you mean? So he so it's like
he met her with the unit. Oh yeah, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:00:33):
So he's been without no just a Decepticons a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Nigga.

Speaker 3 (02:00:40):
Imagine, boy, I couldn't have been like man with my
brother six years.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
Niggas, this no what I'm sucking?

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
You don't know me?

Speaker 3 (02:00:58):
Yeah, yea, never what it looks like Now you take
yours off? That must be a letdown. But I bet
the women got the win.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
Those motherfucking long dreads that you love.

Speaker 3 (02:01:19):
Yeah, niggas, she can take that, and she can take
that lace front off right after that.

Speaker 9 (02:01:23):
Right up.

Speaker 2 (02:01:25):
You may always ahead. That's wild. That's on you.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
I'm done.

Speaker 2 (02:01:30):
You what you got? You got? Plus yes man, listen man,
our host. This is amazing the show with Birmingham, Alabama.

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
I will be there this weekend MLK Weekend Let's Go
eighteen nineteen, also of February. Filth from at the Helium Commedy.

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
Club in Saint Louis.

Speaker 3 (02:01:51):
It's Gonuary sixteenth, New York City Winery the loft.

Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
Pull up on your boy, call me all that there,
Tell him to call me. Come by the ticket. Ticket,
let's go get your laughs. Get the ticket.

Speaker 1 (02:02:07):
That was horrible. Well there you having both. I know
what it is. Any fish Jamp show.

Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
Come on, man and we have just this is good man.
That will was good man. That's good energy.

Speaker 3 (02:02:21):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:02:22):
Really, y'all roasted my.

Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
Lips is just going down. He gave you half way
through the episode.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Y'all did that? Yeah? You he kept trying to We
didn't tell you nothing. Yeah, you were talking far away.

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