March 5, 2025 • 57 mins
This week Amber and Lacey chat with friend, comic book expert, and host of the popular podcast Trap Nerds, Xavier Pool! The three banter superheroes, video games, strangers and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Finding us was like finding a haystack needle. One of
us is good and the other one is evil. It
is the ever lazy, they say in Ambush.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Lacey, remember which one is evil?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You are?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Lacey?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yay, thank you just kidding. We're both evil.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Let's just jump right in, Uh, Amber, Yes, why am
I called.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Leister dam you guys, Lacy is called leister Damis because
she has successfully predicted I'm gonna say, literally thirty percent
of everything that has ever happened. And I'm not saying
her predictions were thirty percent right. I'm saying her predictions
(00:50):
were one hundred percent right, and they're about thirty percent
of all of the things that have happened since she
was born. Lacey, tell everyone your prediction. So I think
it was our last podcast. Last two podcasts, I've been
telling Amber how the world is changing very quickly. And
one of my protections was we there was going to
(01:10):
be special cards issued, and Amber said, absolutely not, Lacy,
you're scaring me. It's never gonna happened. And then yesterday
was announced or you know sometime that, uh, you can
have this special card that's five million dollars the gold.
I think it's Amber's looking it up, the gold whatever
(01:31):
gold card. Uh. And it's like your gold special green card.
Uh to it green for the rich, called the gold card.
And rumor has it that it costs a lot of money.
Five million dollars yeah, five million. Yeah. And he was like, well,
we're going to make sure that we vet these people
coming in. Yeah, because the bill's not gonna have five
(01:53):
million dollars wanting to come into the United States. But
did you just come in without that?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know. This is crazy. But now that they're
going to have cards for the ultra rich, guess what, guys,
they're gonna have cards going all the way down the
leg And I told Amber ultraport cards or let's not
even say ultraport the people of color cards get made
out of wood. So they went, yours, Yeah, centigrade, actually
(02:20):
wash it, it's over. We'll be able to use it.
You better what do you call that? Not laminate that
you better sac that thing when you get better, Lacy said, hard,
I can promise you that'd be a special card that
you're going to have to be able to carry. What
did I say you were gonna need?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Amber?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Was the business I was starting my white disguise. White
disguise might be right. Yeah, disguise, that's what you gotta need.
And you talked mess about me, and I said, I
was gonna give you the ugly one. You keep talking that, Okay,
you're gonna get Buck to Sally. Keep talking pretty mad
out here? And are you scared a little bit? I'm
(03:05):
in Omaha, Nebraska. This could be ground zero when all
this stuff takes off. I think you're in New York. Yeah,
they're gonna fight that to the end. Yeah, that's right,
slavery to the You're gonna be free for a long time.
You're gonna be free for the long time. Stay here
in Nebraska, whatever. Yeah, we have to escape. I mean,
we really got to start on the screen book, Amber.
(03:27):
Why we didn't write it earlier. Yeah, well it's about
to change, but we're gonna have to add some residences
in them.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But that's very true. Yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I do need to tell my one funny story and
we got to get started on this podcast. So Amber,
how have you been there? Thank you for asking. A
lot of tuns have been going on. For example, Oh,
I thought you were going to cut me off. I
was I kept going nobody cares. Okay. So I went
out with my girlfriends nights ago and we were all
(04:02):
sitting around having a great time, and then we saw
him man in the corner. He had his eye on us,
and I told everyone, guys, in a couple of minutes,
we're going to be taken. I'm showing, but that's what
it felt like. I was like, he's gonna come over here.
You just get the feeling. He was playing, you know,
on the little jukebox thing, some really you know, old
black songs, and then when every song came on that
(04:23):
he played, he would look over at us and give
us a thumbs up, and I was like, here it comes. So, guys,
he walks over with a bunch of shots and he says,
would you guys like to do some shots. I am
not a shot person, so I was like, no, I
don't want to do any shots. Then he proceeded to
grab my friend's purse kind of just like toss it,
and we were like no, no, no, no, you don't
grab a woman's purse. And he sat down with us, guys.
(04:49):
So then he just proceeds to start naming black people.
And if you think you think I'm joking, about this.
If you have not buy our book called Uh, You'll
never believe what happened to lazy crazy stories of racism.
The book is chockful of this. So he's like, do
you guys know Darryl Johnson? Do you guys know? And
we're like no, no, stop talking. So after he names
(05:09):
every black person that he's ever met, he proceeds the
tall said he grew up in the projects. Great, we
did not, and we all let him know we didn't
grow up in the projects, but thank you for sharing that.
So about thirty minutes later, and yes, guys, it was
thirty minutes, he finally gets up to leave, and oh,
during his conversation, he did notice that I was not
interacting with him at all. I just decided to look
(05:30):
into my phone. He was like, oh, your friends, is
she always like this? Is she not? Why isn't why
isn't she talking? Why is she on her phone? So
he was already asking for me to go off. So
he ends up standing up, guys, I'm getting ready to go,
Thanks so much for chatting, and he looks at me
and he goes, well you could have been sir. I'm
(05:51):
not even gonna say what I said. Guys, I can't
go into it. This is a this is a rated
art program, and I took it further. So I need
you to know that after I got done with this man,
he ran out of there so fast.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Guys, don't do this' turn a table full of black women.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No nobode invited him. I called my friends and we
met there. We did not call you, billy, We didn't
call you. We don't know you. But this is a
thing that strangers do. He thought those drinks weren't in.
Nobody wanted your drinks. This did not buy you into
our table. There's no buy in. There's no buy in.
We're some old black ladies having a good time trying
(06:32):
to chit chat about life, and you came in and
inserted yourself in the middle of it. Now, for those
of you that still are like this, I don't see
anything wrong with it. If I saw a table a
five white men, could I just walk up, move a
briefcase and be like, hey, guys, and sit down. Do
you know any white people? These are the white people
that I know, and I just start rattling off white people.
(06:54):
I tell him that I grew up on a farm,
and I look around to see if anyone's gonna agree
with me and I stay there for thirty minutes. No,
we don't do that. I can't believe he survived that long.
That's all I had to say. He survived because I
was weak. You he survived. Does not sound like you?
And I wonder if you're okay. Doesn't it sound like
me at all? And you know what, I regret the
(07:15):
whole thing. I regret, And I told him the next
time this happens, I'm shutting it down. Hopefully when i'm
shutting it happens, I'll be there. Because I've been in
New York for too long. I'm a different I'm a
different animal, a different person out here. Where was I? I
was in La? In La, people are really nice, they
really are. And they'll talk to you and they'll hold
the door open for you and go, oh, could it
(07:37):
be Son here and stuff like that, and it's so cute.
But uh, a man cut me at the airport in
Lax Was it the airport somewhere?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
He cut me?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
He cuts you or And I summoned the strength of
my ancestors and I waited right until he got in
front of me. Oh, we were at the fucking fanciest
hotel on planet Earth in LA because I was staying
there at a hostess kick and this man and his
whole rude family just jumped in front of me. His
(08:11):
son pushed me a little bit and I went dude,
and the guy looked and he went sorry like that.
His dad gets to the front. I get before he
can open his mouth. I get right in front of
him and I go, I'd like, I'd like to check
in please like.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That, and the guy SLINKs away and he goes.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't know what business he had at the front desk,
but I never saw him again. Bitch the fuck And
it took everything in me not to be like, you're
a raggedy bitch.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
And here are the reasons.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, now, if we were at a place that wasn't
the literal nicest place I've ever been inside of, and
I wasn't the only black person I could see, I
might have lit this bitch. But he's there, his five
year old son is there, and it's twenty year old
son is there and is like a very young wife.
I'm like, sir, your wife is the same age as
(09:07):
your son. I should punch all of you, but I didn't,
so you know that's because, yeah, the villain, I'm you
were you were the hero because maybe you saved someone else.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Id I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I feel like I could have hurt his feelings man,
and that would have been the right thing to do
for America. But also I'm glad I didn't because I
was going up there because I had left my card
because my card didn't work. I get up there and
I'm very I was a little rude to that guy.
Then I was very nice to the man behind the counter,
and I had used the wrong card for the last
(09:46):
hotel I was in because I'm an idiot, so it
pays to be nice. Hey everyone. Today on The Amber
and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show, our guest is our
son Xavier Pool. Xavier Pools high podcast, The Trap Nerds
is one of the top podcasts in America, in the world,
I would say, in the world, and we are going
(10:06):
to meet him, and I got to be honest in
this episode, things are going to get really nerdy. So
hold on to your butts, we love you, and we'll
be right back. Hey, everybody, We're back with more of
(10:39):
the Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show. Guess who
Today's guest is now, maybe it's the person we said
right before this break, but maybe it's not.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's fine out.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yesterday is Xavier Pool. Xavier Pool is a writer, he's
a comedian, he's a blurred and most importantly, he hosts
Trapped Nerds, which is an excellent podcast. It's available wherever
podcasts are available. And he's our cute little baby. Okay, Xavier,
(11:11):
tell us all of your feelings right now.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I like about what I like about child or about life.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Your feelings that are in your body this minute.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I feel happy.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
That's about I think that's the feeling that I'm gonna
go with you right now.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Happy, great, I feel a little hot, I ate too much?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Rice, what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Those are my true feelings I see, and I will
not have you diminish that. Okay, I'm gonna jump right in, Exavier.
I need you to tell us all of your feelings
on the latest Marvel news like I'm referring to Fantastic
four trailer, the new Captain America and the new Daredevil.
Anything else you want to add, but we need to
(11:57):
hear all of this. Oh and ineneral line with what
me and Amber to know, like Xavier, we come from
a Marvel family, datus a comic book collector.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Now we are we are more adjacent.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
But Lacey is very I would say Lacey is pretty
pretty sci fi heavy. But I also I've been slacking lately, Xavier,
so I haven't been caught up on a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's been been a lot.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, yeah, it's been a lot of stuff going on
in like the mc U and the shows and stuff.
But I mean how I'm feeling. I like the new
Captain America movie. I had some negatives about it, but
all in all, it was a it's a good movie.
I like seeing, you know, seeing Anthony mckei take on
the uh, you know, the him as a Captain America.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
I saw a fantastic for trailer. It was kind of
mid but we'll see, we'll see what the movie called it.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Like it was all right, Like they didn't you know,
it's like they're still working on some stuff, so they.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Didn't give them it's still filming it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
And it made me feel the way I felt when
I saw the Superman trailer.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
The Superman trailer made me.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Feel I can't wait for the Superman.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
So many almost yes, I can't wait. Yeah, come out
like the same time. So they be going at each other.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
How do you feel about Christopher Reeve's son. I'm still
bitter about this. Maybe I'm the only one that cares
about this. I want him to be Superman. Christopher Reeve's
son looks exactly like he did. He's a tall guy,
he's an actor. Why isn't he Superman? That's all.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Christoph had a son.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He is a host on Good Morning America. And it's
a spinning image of him. He's a America, he's a
he's a whole single and they said that he has
a cameo in this new one or one of the ones.
But I really think he may not want to do that.
I gotta call him and convince him.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
That's a superman looking motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
What his job is? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Look google this man. He is so christ came up
right now.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
He's so cute. He's just I mean, and people would
love it. They would love it. They would go it
could be a terrible movie. It could be terrible and
they would still be like that was a good movie
because Christophe was in it.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
If I loves okay, all right, Like like I mean,
I'm a man, I know how to I can say
that man is attractive. What you can say it like, okay, yes,
I get what you're saying. But he, the Superman that
they've gone for, is younger looking. They wanted a younger.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Looking you look old. He doesn't look like. He doesn't
look like a young twenty year old Superman.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well, we're all, but we can't tell you. And I
looked to me, but a young man like yourself, like
this man is forty two?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh man? Okay, right, you're right.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Like almost because young Superman looked almost like a teenager.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
All, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And also back then they used to cast people that
were the real age. They were not here casting children,
and they would cast people older.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
So sorry, I'm sorry about the eighties. And can they
just make a movie called old ass Superman.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
If they would have did like, like a older like
maybe a thirty year old Superman, I would yeah, Murphy.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Thirty.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
And if they would have did a geriatric thirty year
old Superman, and it'd be okay, well.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I'm thirty three, so I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm old too, Okay, I would have never said you
were thirty three? Look at this baby with his own podcast.
Look at this eighteen year old child, a baby. You're
really doing it bad news. You're still a baby around
these parts.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You're still a town.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Did your parents help you with this podcast?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Get your.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't fight looking young, No, don't you fight.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It was just like that.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
People tell me I look my age. It's kind of
hurt my feelings. I've looked young. They're a liar my
whole life, like, yeah, I just.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Want to drag you down. They're jealous of your podcast.
I don't believe haters. Yeah, savior guy haters. I don't
care for you. Now, listeners, just google Xavier Pool you
gonna see he's a baby, or just google Gayers. It's
the same.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
A baby.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's what he looks like. I just like a cute baby.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
That's what you are.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's what we're talking to.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I look seventeen. I was like twenty five, so yeah,
I believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Then you stopped getting carded. Now you're eighteen.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
I still get carted.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I don't I thought having like this little peach fuzzed
beard with nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I got into the you don't don't mean nothing. I
don't make you. I mean ten years up, pluck this morning,
I'll make you nothing. You're still amazing. I haven't been
carted in seventeen thousand years. When you just said carted,
I was like, what, Oh, yeah, I get carted and
you know why? Huh, I say, card me, that's how
(17:20):
you get carted. You we asked for my ID. I'm
trying to feel good tonight.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You've been asked.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm like, yes, ma'am, ma'am, could I have your yes? Here?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Look at that shoot.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
I mean it's like because some people, because I've worked
the door, like I've worked security before, and some people
will be happy, like the older people would be happy
that I didn't let that, oh you're not carding me.
I'm like like I was like, what not happy? Like
they'd be like a little bit mad at me. They'd
be like, oh, you're not carded me?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Really? And I looked that old. I won't be the
one to tell them. Yeah you looked at.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Like, of course you look that old.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I'm like you here year ago, twenty one is young
if you got here, odds are your twenty one if
you figured out how to arrive here? Yeah, that was
me under age. I met the library. I don't know
what happened, come get me.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, damn, have you taken someone's ID before?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
No, I haven't done that yet. I got mine, had
a fake ID.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I had a fake ID and they snatched that one
up because you know how, they asked me what my
sign was.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I don't even know who. No, I'm not that person.
And I said, and he said, snatch gome And I
was like.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
I haven't assume that you know zodiac.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
That's when he and he was right, and I didn't
know my birthday. He didn't even ask who my birthday was.
He said, what is your sign? And I looked at
him and I was like, and he snatched it and
told me go home. Now he knew that I would
have fought him on it. I would have probably told
him all the information. I didn't know where it was
on that car. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
How was you when that happened?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Probably like sixteen, Lacey. I was with my friends Meeky
and Roche Lacy Steal ain't five foot tall, that's right,
So one of them just put me on and.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Wait, wait, so how did you get Like?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
I've always seen more people like they like a lot
of people I know, used fake I was a good kid.
I didn't really do all the you know under he's
drinking and stuff. I always wondered, like, where was the
process of getting the fake ID?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Did you say fake ID?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It was just a friend's ID.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
It was a friend.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I did it, okay, doing that stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
People didn't get much of a nerd. I will never
go anywhere and have someone to make anything. I would
feel like I would. It would be an FBI bust
and everybody would come bust the end to be like
I was scared of everything at that age. No, I
just had a friend and then I would steal my
sister's ID.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh and use them.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And then that's why I used their IDs perfect because
you know all the information on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
that's smart. I should have I should have started with
their IDs, but I did not, and they took my
I d at guitars and cadillacs. You can't tell them.
I was so disappointed. Not I didn't want to go
in the place with guitars. And that was the Laura
(20:17):
telling me, get your black ass out of here.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You shouldn't be You didn't belong in here anyway.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
That's not like a place full of black dudes at leisure.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Absolutely not. I'm in Omaha, Nebraska, it was I shouldn't
have been in there anyway, Yeah, I wasn't. I never
took your ID. I'm a nerd, yeah, and a real
life nerd. You definitely could have took my ID.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Know that's right. I take your ID today.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta bring this in.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well not what so?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I think you said something about you you saw Captain America.
I need you to rate this on a scale of one.
I did not see it yet. I need you to
this on a scale of one to ten. What did
you feel?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
It's a strong seven? I want say seven point five
strong seven. It's one of those like movies where not
too much extravagant stuff had it happened in it, but
they did just enough to make you want to go
see the movie again. Like they had his good points,
it had his bad points. But it's a strong, strong seven.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Now I have to get a feel for your ratings,
so I need you, on a scale of one to
ten to rate the first uh black Panther?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
What kind of the first one?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
The first of the movie.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
The movie. Yes, it's a chatter.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
It was a yeah, he said, hey, so that says okay.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
The movie was the movie? Is I get why it
was good? Like everything's like black Craft. Yeah, yeah, he's
black panther everything. I think the height was the reason
why it was so much at the box office, But
it did have a lot of next to it that
wasn't like like the final battle was like the c
G I.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Theyn't fight and that was like really not good, terrible
and this face.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
You can't fly.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They can't do this real.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's gotta be c G I.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
But the c G I could have been better. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Now. What I'm gonna need you to do is tell
me your ten.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
If yeah it was a t ones eight, what is
your ten?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
The Dark Knight Rises, not The Dark Night. The Dark
Knight the second Batman film from Chris. I think it's
Christmas with Christian Bell.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh in my mom in here yelling I'm getting animated pleasures.
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, they're getting in trouble.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I gotta bring it down, okay, because the police are
knocking at the door to hear me yelling. I gotta
bring it. I'm gonna bring it down. I gotta get
lessons what was that? What was up? What the stark
tack rises is? I mean, that was great? How come
I can d Night? I remember there's the Dark Knight
the first, but I have Keith Ledger. Yes, I will
(23:11):
say this. Here's here's my unpopular opinion. And I feel
this way about everything. I think that Dark Knight absolutely
was a regular movie, was like an actual good movie.
And I think everything else is a superhero movie. And
I think those two genres are separate, Like I think
the Newest Joker is. If you try to put it
(23:35):
in the superhero category, it's stupid and it shouldn't be
in there. But if it's like a movie that's of nothing,
I can see how people would get excited about that,
you know what I mean? I just need I needed
to be splashy, and I do think I needed to
be a little watered down. I'm coming there to be
to feel comforted, and I wanted to do the most
(23:58):
that that genre does not something new. I'm sorry, I
don't need superhero innovators there.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I said that, You're.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Totally like, that's the thing that d C.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
That's why d C has been losing in the cinematic
battle lately, because they could capture the darkness, and the
Dark Knight did that. Like the Dark Knight Batman. That
Batman's story is totally different from the Batman. We know
that fights aliens, that fights a superman, and so like
the everybody's like everybody in DC's been trying to mimic
(24:31):
that darkness that the Dark Knight has. But Marvel did
a different to where Old. Yeah, we got a little darkness,
but we're gonna have some humor, We're gonna have some
bright side to it, you know. And I think that's
what DC has been feeling. That that's why DC ain't
been beating Marvel. I think they're gonna come back. But
that's why DC ain't been beat Marvel as a lately
because yeah, like you said, it's too dark. It didn't
it didn't match what you can't put them with any
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other thing because it's different from what you know as superheroes.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I love a dark movie, everything to explode. I wanted
one in that movie to be suffering. Great last thing
I wanted the movie, And in a Marvel movie, I
don't want to be laughing.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't want hardly any.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
So you did, like Guardians of the Galaxy, some of
those got two dang silly. And then there was that thor.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
That everybody says that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
It was ridiculous when he had the fat belly, and
it was, oh, I don't even think I finished it
anything with the thor, with the silliness, I can't think
of it. I didn't care about it. You know what's
the worst defender of funniest uh Marvel movies is the
newest little thing Deadpool and Wolverine. I didn't see it.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
That's good though, it's not good. It's humor, but it
has a lot of adult Amber said.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
It's not good.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I feel like, if you do comedy for a living,
you'd rather poke both your eyes out to watch that movie.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
It was you watched it?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
He finished, You know how?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Sometimes yes, I watched that. You know how.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sometimes in a movie a character will be in the
scene and then it'll go, oh my god, this guy
am I right, audience think, and then I'll go back.
He never went back into the movie. He only talked
to the audience to be like, this shit is bananas,
and I just I hate a fourth wall break. I
hate it with all my heart. And the whole movie
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was the breaking of the fourth wall. I couldn't stand it.
But he does it in the book, he does it
enough in the comic books, he does it enough in
the first two movies, and it's a normal amount.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
This was It was the entire movie.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And that is never getting ready to fight because I
couldn't care about anyone.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You made me not care about Wolverine man.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
You fucked up.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
You fucked up. You got too greedy for jokes.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Also, I've written shows where you write it and then
it goes off to live by itself and people change
it and they get too greedy for jokes and they
break the platform that it is.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
And that's what he did. He broke it. He broke
the movie. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I think it was intentional because they're probably moving away
from you know, the Fox because they pust part of
the Fox universe. So I think a lot of that
was intentional maybe, But I've heard people say that I
get it, like, you know, it's too much playfulness, too
much of fourth while breaking.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
But yeah, standpool.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Also, are you saying it's nothing to do with nothing?
I need to know your most favorite is your favorite
Marvel movie in the whole world? Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
What is your favorite?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh that's hard.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You've got to do it. This is a life or
death question. I'm not goingsppen to.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Be on the line. I was not exavier.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It was.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
It's gotta be out of Avengers Infinity War or Captain
America Civil War.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh, my daughter loves that movie. It's a good movie.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Those are two I can't pick between, Like I can't
say which what, but those two like peak of whatever
you can put it in a superhero movie.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Those two movies did that, and there was peak at
it like it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, it was a beautiful question. The lacy what's yours?
But have to be Infinity Wars have to be not
Black Panther. Okay, and Black Panther is right beneath it.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Mine is the very very first X men. I thought
I was gon I thought I was gonna die so much.
We're so much. I paid for the movie with my
own money, went sat down, ate my little popcorn, just
had a moment of light. Sometimes beautiful experience in the theater.
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Sometimes it's experience in the theater to the theater, like
when everyone starts cheering, Yeah, he is a theater when
everyone is like cheering and losing and not the screaming
and yelling and stuff like, but I'm talking about something
happens and it's maybe towards the end, and the hero
makes it and everyone's like, yay, I love it. I
love it. I love it when he's like on your
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left and everyone starts to cry and you can hear it. Yeah,
that was great. I think I like the first X
Men because I knew everyone's story. I knew everything about
each one of those people. You know what I mean.
I know everybody's story. There are no surprises in that
first one. But every once in a while they'll be
like Shadow Cat and I'll be like, well damn, We'll
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be like the Megan, who's a plant lady.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'll be like, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
And I do know those people because I use them
as examples, but you know what I mean, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
That makes it less enjoyable for me.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Now, what an adult should do is they should make
a little cheat cheap or at least just take the
front the picture, a picture of the front and the
back of their little cards and be like, this is
this character, this is this character.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
That would be me. I would definitely need a cheat sheet.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Also, Lacy, you could do it you have all of
Dad's cards comic books?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Okay, I saw that. Do you you have a lot
of comic books. I actually saw an h Men comin
book that I want that you get to me.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
But yeah, I am. I'm a comic book collected.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I'm actually like I'm reading stuff right now, like I'm on, uh,
that's uh because I was just reading comic books, like
I'm actually reading stuff. Doomsday reading that yeah, from DC,
which is like about the if you ever seen the
movie watch Man, it's really good movies. So they have
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a good comic book series and of course it's based
on comic book character.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
But they have a new one now called Doomsday Cloud.
It's not new. I think it came out maybe four
years ago called Doomsday Clock. It's really good. It's kind
of a lot.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Of stuff in it. They put in the watching the
TV show and I like where it goes. It's really good.
Like DC makes really good comic books. That's where nobody
can beat them in the comic book world because they
make really good stories for the comic book. Seriously, this
one and the one and I'm kind of getting entrolled
into are you we.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
See or sorry? Go ahead? Right?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Who do we know in Doomsday Clark? Is there someone
in there?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
We know war?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, Warshacks in there. He but but he's black.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
It's a black guy, that's yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
And then of course they have I forget the blue
I always forget the blue guy name.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, Blue Man, Yeah, Blue Man group. He's in there.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I call him a little blue Wiener because that was
from the.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Doctor Doctor Manhaden. He's just walking around.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
But naked, flipping, flopping, slipping around. Unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
But yeah, I love comic books. It's one of them.
I hated read it as a kid because I had dilection.
I hated read it. Only thing you can give me
a read? What's comic book? So I've always loved reading
coming You're right, are you?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Are you more DC or are you more Marvel?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Definitely? Definitely more DC Marvel.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I love Marvel for the m c U they they did,
like they what they did with the movies is incredible
and they completely destroy DC with that. But if you
go to like the TV shows and the comic books,
uh D C beats it beats them across the board.
So that's why DC is my favorite. DC's been there, Batman,
It's my favorite. Don't know if you can see the tattoo,
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but he's my favorite superhero.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
So favorite superhero.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yes, I know you're making a face because he beats
up poor people, but that's not true.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Listen, if I got a chance, well, first of all, yeah,
it would be if I got a chance. If I
have to. If they go Lacey, choose a superhero to
fight hand to hand, it's a Batman take me.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I would choose Batman every time I have a power.
I'm not gonna fight Superman. I'm not gonna fight Yeah,
I can't do it. I'm not gonna fight Wolf Raine.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I'll fight Batman.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
I'm a man, what a super But people don't know that.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
He's got no superhero, he got no superpower.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
A lot of people that meet him like, you don't
have superpowers? We thought you did. That's how good he is.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I absolutely never thought that Batman was stronger than me.
Sia be a superhero right now.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Again, Exavier, this woman is not five foot tall.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Amber a fight with Batman, You're gonna deny it, Xavier.
She is a bodybuilder, so she's comically strong, but I'm feisty.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
She could probably go a couple of rats.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Short fuse, maybe you can't give him money if I
was a super villain and I'm not gonna be the here,
I'm gonna be a super villain, short fuse.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
That's so cute. I am fighting Batman Amber right now?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Who you fighting? Name a superhero that you think you
can take. Who you're gonna choose?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Gambit your ass up?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
He got cards man, fuck you, I can play, then
blow you off with poker.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
It's gonna gonna it's gonna have a string with the
hook on it and pull himself up. Xavier, I apologize.
I'm gonna stop talking because that's your friend. I'm gonna
stop talking. Mess.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I fight many a battles for social media.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
We would ever, we are never going to get to
whatever it was we're gonna talk about. And I don't
want you to tell me why he's your favorite. I mean,
three reasons why he can't beat up Wolverine?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
He can't be but he can't.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'm sorry why he can beat up? Give me three
reasons why why he can't?
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Right now, it wouldn't take long for Batman to figure
out that his adamithium calls are magnetically so he just
get a magnet, stick him to it, and then take
his head off because Batman know he has to take
him out.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Take that lace.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
You just prep time, Batman.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
They keep saying Batman's preptile is not an ability, it
is an ability Superman.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, with this, he can be. He gonna be Superman.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Superman gave him.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Superman gave him the secret to beating him a long
time ago, and that was his versus state Kryptonite.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
He gave the only one.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
It's only two people on this planet that has kryptonite
as Batman and Superman's mom. And yeah, Batman, have you
ever seen it. You've never heard a tower of babble Batman.
That's one thing. If you've ever seen How Battle Batman,
it will teach you a lot about how Batman don't
need superpowers because in that one he told he came
up a way to be every single mental member of
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the Justice League from like playing on planing for playing.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
But yeah, and that's what Batman has on people. He's prepared,
he can I can't say I'm not gonna call him
a superhero. He's a planner.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
He's an event planner.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
The man ain't a superhero because he can't straight jump
out his bed with shorts on and fight nobody can he?
Can you jump out with shorts on and fight Batman
or Superman? Of fight you naked and win?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
They can't, but if they got a gun, he probably lazy.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Who's your favorite?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, Superman, love Superman. No one can beat Superman, no one.
And I'm sorry Savior.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Batman because he has you.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Guys are both wrong and the metrics by what you
measure best superhero is wrong.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
And here's why. My favorite superhero is the Dazzler.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Cute, cute.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Her name is the Dazzler.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
The Dazzler Taylor, the one that looks like Taylor Swift, the.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
One that looks like Taylor Ship, but originally she was black.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
We need to stop right now. What Victor, one of
our producers just had to chime in and said, Batman
definitely could be Superman. Victor, I'm fighting you after this thought.
He should not have Victor, you should have stayed quiet,
but I like, I love it.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
You go ahead. Sorry, the Dazzler is what the dam for?
Interrupted A? I Ca'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, you should be sorry because I don't know where
I was going with that. Oh, because she's so cute
and fun and that those are my requirements for superheroes.
She roller skates as she's a pop star. That's fine.
Producers of this show, can you just blackout Amber screen
because you have two serious people here?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Hey, I think is your zazz How do you not
know who the Dazzler is? I'm just saying that's not
a superpower.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
And guess what, guys, we need to go to a
break and we will be back with more debating than Lacy.
Lamar is right.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You will see you in a minute. Listen, Lamar is
right and.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Wrong. You may not agree with her, but you love
so Hey, everybody, we are back with a Xavier Pool Exavi.
What's the name of your podcast?
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Trap nerds podcast?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
The trap Nerds podcast. Now, this man has taken all
of our mess and he is still sorry. This is
how we are. He's a great guy for listening to us.
Be silly.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I was raised around black women.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Fine, Okay, good guy, he's ready, he's ready for this.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
We have heard about Batman being the best, the Dazzler, Yay,
Superman is the best. Are we going to go to
talk about are we doing our sister? Court? Amber?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
How do you feel about this, Yes, we have First
we need to hit the video games.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Make it to the video area anime while we're while
we're in here, while we need to just say, I'm
gonna knock this out right now, because I think Amber
and Xavier are going to have the floor on this one.
Because I have not played My two favorite video games
are Miss Pacman is Centipede, So I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Not in this conversation.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Mine are just like I can't move anything around. I
can't navigate through those worlds. I don't know how to
do that. Xavier, we're too old. We had one stick
when we were playing a game like Miss pac Man
was just one little thing that was all I needed.
Centipede I think had the ball and the little dot.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
So you were doing too.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's it. I can't walk around. I can't shoot anything, jump,
bend down, turn around. You can do that. I can't do.
I want to do it so bad. My daughter tells
me about amazing games and I love it. I think
you lose that skill forever. I can I develop that skill.
You can't do that, Okay, I feel I feel like
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Amber knows more about some games. Like Amber, you could
walk around right in a world no can you do that.
Absolutely not. I can't walk around. I can't remember where
the thing is. I can't remember which old lady has
the crystal. I can't.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
But you can navigate it though. You can make it
move right. Video game?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
All right?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
It is?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Uh what's it called? There's only one video game I've
ever beaten, and it is Pokemon Puzzle weegue. Oh wow,
we are looking bad. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
That's not even a Pokemon game.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
But okay, it's my favorite game. You play a Pokemon dress.
It has nothing to do with Pokemon. It's just like
a little block game. It's the blocks. It's like it's
a if Tetris is what it is, and I and
no one on planet Earth could ever be me at
that game. And that's the truth. But having said that,
I'm a band hero guy here are that's to me.
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That's what's fun now, sitting down and playing a real
video game.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I don't have the patience for it. I can't.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
It has to have a beginning and an end very quickly,
and keep going. I can't just like work towards a goal. Well,
I got all these open drafts on my fucking computer.
I gotta write two musicals, A TV show and conquer
this world. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
That's what video games are for what they are? You
forget that stuff like it focused on just the game.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
The second an old lady is like, you need to
save this town, I'm like, well, fuck, I had ship
to do. I gotta cook dinner, Damn save these people. Fuck.
I love those quest video games. I love it when
they're like, find this crystal shard and get these six
bags of week I love it, but I just I
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can't do it.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
I mean, I'm kind of with you on that though.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I don't like video games with a lot of puzzles
and like a lot of you gotta do this to
get to here.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I just like fight. I like hitting people.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Okay, so what is your favorite? What is your favorite
video game?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Grand theftto Still, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Just go I have a bad day, I go there
and just blow some stuff up. I'm fine, am.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Can you play Grand Theft Attle?
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Why did I think you played all these games when
you were younger? Hookers getting the car and they.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Listen, that's none of your business. Don't hook. Hooker's gonna hook.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
If a hooker is gonna do one thing, this hook
So to this day it's grand. That's almost not Lord
of the Rings or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
It's stressfully Okay. You can't break in life. You could
break it on there. So that's what I like.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Okay, you said grand, But did you say something else?
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay. When you were little, just a little type first
discovering video games, what was your favorite game back in
the day?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Pokemon Pokemon Yellow?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
You look at your judge and Amber they had no.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
No.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
That's why I said it wasn't the best Pokemon because
the Pokemon, like the Pokemon colored franchise Pokemon, they came
out like in the nineties on game Boy Color. They
came out with Pokemon Red, blue, and yellow. It was
three re editions of the game. Pokemon Yellow was the
third one, and basically it's just like you go through
it being a Pokemon trainer. You get to pick your
first Pokemon, you get to catch your six, and you
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get to beat gym leaders, you get to beat the
elite four, and it's all pixelated.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Ok Okay, all that, I think that's cute.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
I think you'd like that's what say? Like those there's
some Nintendo games out there. I'm pretty sure you you
probably fall in love.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
With I'm a super Smash Brothers. I'm a Mario Party.
I'm that.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, that's that's the Yeah, you can do these.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Mario card is amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I just yeah, I just have to have it start.
I go two minutes and then it stops. That's what
I need. I can't just be on their hours and hours.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Okay, I do you have a question for you?
Speaker 4 (44:21):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
First of all, who's been your favorite guest on your podcast?
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Oh? That's horrible because we had so many.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You've got to choose one.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Can I choose two?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, We're gonna let you.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
It's a steal mat it's a steal mate with two
because uh my first one, of course is brother with Juli.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
That was pretty dope.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Yay, yeah, yay. Yeah, it was a pretty dope experience
because I watched This Is Not Happening a lot. I
love like the storyteller aspect because I do stand up too,
and I love the storyteller aspect of stand up and
that was one of my favorite shows, watching it a lot,
and I'll so his stand up. It's hilarious. I think
he's one of the best call kings out there, and
(45:05):
I was like, you know how, I'm appreciate. I know
how podcast when you got to have Spoty send the
email out and like hey you come on pocket. I
did that by myself, like I had email by myself
and like hit him up all on my own and
his assistant Jackie, she hit me back, Oh, putting too
much after his.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Assistant hit me back.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
And she's like yeah, And he came with my birth
He came on the podcast like on the same week
with my birthday too, So that was like one of
my favorite ones. And my second one is uh Karen Mahorn.
I like having her on. She's really dope. She's like
a blur too, and she's in a blurr community and
she has like the inside look on a lot of
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movies and stuff. She's also written a lot for Marvel. Also,
she's written Wow you've heard her door my Lah, Yeah,
the African She's broke. She's basically created their whole like
training manual, I forget what its con protectors of the
kind of the secrets of the door Melaj and it
breaks down like how they what they went through in
(46:08):
training how you become a door malaja?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Uh like you want to map.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
And that's why I can be. I don't want to get.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
But she's she's really dope. We're actually about to have
her on this weekend. She comes on like yearly every year.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
She she has inside a look of all the blurred culture, everything, everything, movie.
She knows and she's very informative. So there's my two
favorite people. I couldn't. I can't just pick one. That's
why I am. I can't never just pick one. I
always got to pick at least two. Those are my
two like top favorite ones.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Now I know you probably know this and I might
sound stupid, but you know ry Wood Junior and Ambert
are on the show on CNN.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, I know, I watched it. I love the show.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Have I got news for you? But anyway, yes ahead,
show Lace come on.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
Man, I love that show. And did I know you
wrote on Detroiters. I've been watching The Charters a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Detroit is hilarious, but so many kinds of people like Detroiters.
Whenever people are like you know what I mean, I'm like,
you're my lot of idiots. I love it, just a
bag of assholes, being like, yeah, we can probably, we
could probably make a car poop.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I can tell his lap. But that's it. There's a
bunch of messy idiots.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Do you have people that that, Oh wait, no, First
I'm going to ask you, how do you feel about
when people make a character black and then people come
out of the woodwork and they're like, it can't it's
not real. What's your response to people to say, because
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everyone's mad that there's it's too many black superheroes out there,
they're mad, they're mad. What do you say about this.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
I'm kind of believe it or not. I'm in the neutrient.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Whereas some things that they race swap that people just
like you just na because they're black. Like a lot
of people got mad about Captain America being race swap.
I'm like, this happens in the comic books. Steve Rodgers
gives him the mantle, Like the only reason why you
don't like this because he's black. But then again, you
have some things where like instead of racewapping this hero,
(48:27):
just give us another black hero. You know, it's a
lot of it's a planthorough Like if they made Batman black,
I'd be pretty mad with the white man. I'm not
gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I'm mad too leave Malone. I don't want him to
be either alone.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I don't want and they have a black super but
I don't want to see a black super here mad
hero movie because I don't know if you ever heard
of Mouth on Media comics, it's one of the greatest
black come book coleglombers out there. They partnered up with
DC back in the nineties, and the reason why we
got Cyberbergin, reason why we got Static Shock a lot
of the black superheroes.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
They have a superhero there called Icon.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
He's like one of my favorite new superheroes and like
he's like super strong, energy, could fly, super stress, almost
like a black SUPERMANO superhero.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
I mean he's almost like a black Superman, but he's not.
He's Icon.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
I'd rather see instead of seeing like a black Superman movie,
I'd rather see a movie about I can. Yeah, some
stuff don't need to be raced wise, some stuff we
need to They need to give us our superheroes that
were bar black, that that's been black their whole life,
because they have perfect storylines too.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, that's why we like you so much because that's
an excellent answer. You are absolutely right. I raised him right.
I don't want Batman to be black because I don't
want to beat up a black man.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
I mean if you find like a rich black, yeah,
rich black, he's not gonna be wasting his time beating
up people trying to figure fixed black problems.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
It's gonna take. It would be a boring coming book.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
It's just gonna be him at various town halls. It's
about better ways to utilize the funds. Now, what we
need to do is band the community together.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I need you to fight. You're right, guys, we have
followed zero format today and we've had the best time
of our lives. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Look, we have to find out when you see, Like,
I don't think Lacey and I have enough exposure to
black nerds. So when we get one to hold hostage,
we got to squeeze all the information.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Having everything, all of this stuff I had to learn.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Tell me, shoot, I need to know the new Captain
America is an eight black panther. Though black Panther was
still I'm still see.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I gave a worse for you'll want to.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Well the second one I didn't. Hey, they were doing
their best. Everyone everyone be nice. I know, yeah in
case the produced because I'm trying to get in the
next movie, so I can't talk. I love try all
of them. I do feel like that's the good part
of comic book movies is that you already feel a
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certain way about them. And that is the plus to
making a white character black is that you already have
the name recognition, so you know people will come out
and see it, even white people now they're black, So
then the black people who wouldn't necessarily have come out
will come out. So it's a double hit. So I
(51:39):
get it. And I also don't know why I started
talking about that. Yeah, I don't know how I got there. Exavier,
if you could create, then we're going to end this
on you. If you could create the perfect superhero, like
you are writing your comic book and your main character,
what's your main character's name and what is their power?
(52:01):
And you have to tell this, okay, because Amber and
I are going to steal your idea and write Amber
right down. Okay, who's your character, what's their name, and
what's their power? Go ahead, you got to do this.
Speaker 4 (52:14):
I actually have a comic character I've been working on.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
His name is Gregory Grove, and uh, he's an investigator.
I love investigation like I love like Charlotte, not just Batman.
I love Charlotte Holmes because he good. I love great investigator.
So this is what this character. He's smart, he ad
a lot of stuff. He's very detailed and uh, you know,
he can figure out stuff really quick. And also he
(52:39):
has like a metal arm. The arm can like protect
them from what gunshots. Stuff is super fast, super strong
and stuff like that. And he heals super quickly. And
he's a private investigator.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
He said, he heals super quickly.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Heals super quickly.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Is his power from the arm the army.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Yeah, the arm does a lot of things for him
and like it heals them, it protects him like he could.
It does a lot of things like that could help
him out that I like. And like, that's why I
said the perfect superhero would be like that. I wouldn't
want to make like this big, huge superhero with a
craft turn of powers that overpowered start. I want to
make somebody simple and that's what the that's the perfect
(53:16):
supero to make like somebody was simple with a little
simple power that could take on the world, but chooses
not to.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
So then did you like Dick Tracy.
Speaker 4 (53:24):
I did like Dick Tracy.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
Are you too young to like Dick Tracy?
Speaker 4 (53:28):
No, I'm not. I've seen My dad used to watch
Dick Tracy a lot, so I'll see. Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Y'all y'all stop, y'all, stop, y'all keeople like we probably
like the same.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Age, sweetheart, No, we are.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
I'm younger than you. Amber.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
On the other hand, each one of them had you.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
True it's true. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, ain't no way either one of y'all are six.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
And I am the opposite of I'm just We're just
gonna glide right over the I'm the opposite of the Xavier.
I want my superhero to breathe fire, to show lasers
out their eyes, to sneeze bullets, to be so strong,
to be able to flick their pinky and kill a
village like that's me. I like, just total destruction. Those
(54:27):
are the characters that I'm sorry, I get it.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Okay, Wait, what do you like? Do you like a
happy medium?
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Amber? I think we all know what I like is
zads So you are That's the theme song.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
That's where my mind is. But I.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Feel wouldn't it be great if we made a comic
or a movie that reimagined Bruce Leroy from the Last
Dragon as a superhero because he did.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Kind of have powers.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
He cut a bullet with he did, he has powers,
he has to blow, he had a glow, So I
think I'm going to get started on that.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, he's you don't got enough for me what.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
You're showing up. I'm going to be working on my
comic book and my characters. Her her name is total destruction,
joking around, So I'm sorry my book. Absolutely, she's not
building found for no reason, total destruction. Bamn, damn, just
(55:37):
out of the way. I got a walk and his
sketchphrases always bitch. Did I say partial destruction?
Speaker 3 (55:44):
No he didn't.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
It's good. We could combine all of these characters in
one film, right, yeah, because we have Gregory, that's we
have your character, who's your Bruce Lee Roy and then
we got total just but Lacey, don't forget about short
fuse and that's you, that's me, and their only weakness
is respect. Oh, I do have to say one more
(56:11):
thing before we leave. My T shirt says, oh, his
mama named him Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
I wear every day every day.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
I'm gonna wear that every day, y'all. If you see
that T shirt, no, the person wearing it is indeed
Lacey lamorw Hey, everybody, you know what y'all need to do.
You need to listen to the podcast The Trap Nerds
starring our son Xavier Pool. We have been Amber Ruffin
and Lacey Lamar. You can find the Lacey Lamar online
(56:46):
at Last Lamar One. You can find me online at
Amber Ruffin somewhere somehow probably, and you can follow Xavier
Pool at at Xavier Oh. Sorry, I was gonna make
it up. What is it really.
Speaker 4 (57:01):
Exx APG.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
That's right, so across all platforms, isn't that right? Xave here, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Okay, you guys, look, here are our takeaways. We love
you. You're cue and we could all take Batman. Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show is a
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar,
Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sani, super produced
by Becca Ramos. Because She's a Superhero co produced by
Victor Wright, edited and mixed by Ty Herd, Music by
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David schmol
Finding us was like finding a haystack needle. One of
us is good and the other one is evil. It
is the ever lazy, they say in Ambush.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Lacey, remember which one is evil?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You are?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Lacey?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yay, thank you just kidding. We're both evil.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Let's just jump right in, Uh, Amber, Yes, why am
I called.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Leister dam you guys, Lacy is called leister Damis because
she has successfully predicted I'm gonna say, literally thirty percent
of everything that has ever happened. And I'm not saying
her predictions were thirty percent right. I'm saying her predictions
(00:50):
were one hundred percent right, and they're about thirty percent
of all of the things that have happened since she
was born. Lacey, tell everyone your prediction. So I think
it was our last podcast. Last two podcasts, I've been
telling Amber how the world is changing very quickly. And
one of my protections was we there was going to
(01:10):
be special cards issued, and Amber said, absolutely not, Lacy,
you're scaring me. It's never gonna happened. And then yesterday
was announced or you know sometime that, uh, you can
have this special card that's five million dollars the gold.
I think it's Amber's looking it up, the gold whatever
(01:31):
gold card. Uh. And it's like your gold special green card.
Uh to it green for the rich, called the gold card.
And rumor has it that it costs a lot of money.
Five million dollars yeah, five million. Yeah. And he was like, well,
we're going to make sure that we vet these people
coming in. Yeah, because the bill's not gonna have five
(01:53):
million dollars wanting to come into the United States. But
did you just come in without that?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know. This is crazy. But now that they're
going to have cards for the ultra rich, guess what, guys,
they're gonna have cards going all the way down the
leg And I told Amber ultraport cards or let's not
even say ultraport the people of color cards get made
out of wood. So they went, yours, Yeah, centigrade, actually
(02:20):
wash it, it's over. We'll be able to use it.
You better what do you call that? Not laminate that
you better sac that thing when you get better, Lacy said, hard,
I can promise you that'd be a special card that
you're going to have to be able to carry. What
did I say you were gonna need?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Amber?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Was the business I was starting my white disguise. White
disguise might be right. Yeah, disguise, that's what you gotta need.
And you talked mess about me, and I said, I
was gonna give you the ugly one. You keep talking that, Okay,
you're gonna get Buck to Sally. Keep talking pretty mad
out here? And are you scared a little bit? I'm
(03:05):
in Omaha, Nebraska. This could be ground zero when all
this stuff takes off. I think you're in New York. Yeah,
they're gonna fight that to the end. Yeah, that's right,
slavery to the You're gonna be free for a long time.
You're gonna be free for the long time. Stay here
in Nebraska, whatever. Yeah, we have to escape. I mean,
we really got to start on the screen book, Amber.
(03:27):
Why we didn't write it earlier. Yeah, well it's about
to change, but we're gonna have to add some residences
in them.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But that's very true. Yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I do need to tell my one funny story and
we got to get started on this podcast. So Amber,
how have you been there? Thank you for asking. A
lot of tuns have been going on. For example, Oh,
I thought you were going to cut me off. I
was I kept going nobody cares. Okay. So I went
out with my girlfriends nights ago and we were all
(04:02):
sitting around having a great time, and then we saw
him man in the corner. He had his eye on us,
and I told everyone, guys, in a couple of minutes,
we're going to be taken. I'm showing, but that's what
it felt like. I was like, he's gonna come over here.
You just get the feeling. He was playing, you know,
on the little jukebox thing, some really you know, old
black songs, and then when every song came on that
(04:23):
he played, he would look over at us and give
us a thumbs up, and I was like, here it comes. So, guys,
he walks over with a bunch of shots and he says,
would you guys like to do some shots. I am
not a shot person, so I was like, no, I
don't want to do any shots. Then he proceeded to
grab my friend's purse kind of just like toss it,
and we were like no, no, no, no, you don't
grab a woman's purse. And he sat down with us, guys.
(04:49):
So then he just proceeds to start naming black people.
And if you think you think I'm joking, about this.
If you have not buy our book called Uh, You'll
never believe what happened to lazy crazy stories of racism.
The book is chockful of this. So he's like, do
you guys know Darryl Johnson? Do you guys know? And
we're like no, no, stop talking. So after he names
(05:09):
every black person that he's ever met, he proceeds the
tall said he grew up in the projects. Great, we
did not, and we all let him know we didn't
grow up in the projects, but thank you for sharing that.
So about thirty minutes later, and yes, guys, it was
thirty minutes, he finally gets up to leave, and oh,
during his conversation, he did notice that I was not
interacting with him at all. I just decided to look
(05:30):
into my phone. He was like, oh, your friends, is
she always like this? Is she not? Why isn't why
isn't she talking? Why is she on her phone? So
he was already asking for me to go off. So
he ends up standing up, guys, I'm getting ready to go,
Thanks so much for chatting, and he looks at me
and he goes, well you could have been sir. I'm
(05:51):
not even gonna say what I said. Guys, I can't
go into it. This is a this is a rated
art program, and I took it further. So I need
you to know that after I got done with this man,
he ran out of there so fast.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Guys, don't do this' turn a table full of black women.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No nobode invited him. I called my friends and we
met there. We did not call you, billy, We didn't
call you. We don't know you. But this is a
thing that strangers do. He thought those drinks weren't in.
Nobody wanted your drinks. This did not buy you into
our table. There's no buy in. There's no buy in.
We're some old black ladies having a good time trying
(06:32):
to chit chat about life, and you came in and
inserted yourself in the middle of it. Now, for those
of you that still are like this, I don't see
anything wrong with it. If I saw a table a
five white men, could I just walk up, move a
briefcase and be like, hey, guys, and sit down. Do
you know any white people? These are the white people
that I know, and I just start rattling off white people.
(06:54):
I tell him that I grew up on a farm,
and I look around to see if anyone's gonna agree
with me and I stay there for thirty minutes. No,
we don't do that. I can't believe he survived that long.
That's all I had to say. He survived because I
was weak. You he survived. Does not sound like you?
And I wonder if you're okay. Doesn't it sound like
me at all? And you know what, I regret the
(07:15):
whole thing. I regret, And I told him the next
time this happens, I'm shutting it down. Hopefully when i'm
shutting it happens, I'll be there. Because I've been in
New York for too long. I'm a different I'm a
different animal, a different person out here. Where was I? I
was in La? In La, people are really nice, they
really are. And they'll talk to you and they'll hold
the door open for you and go, oh, could it
(07:37):
be Son here and stuff like that, and it's so cute.
But uh, a man cut me at the airport in
Lax Was it the airport somewhere?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
He cut me?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
He cuts you or And I summoned the strength of
my ancestors and I waited right until he got in
front of me. Oh, we were at the fucking fanciest
hotel on planet Earth in LA because I was staying
there at a hostess kick and this man and his
whole rude family just jumped in front of me. His
(08:11):
son pushed me a little bit and I went dude,
and the guy looked and he went sorry like that.
His dad gets to the front. I get before he
can open his mouth. I get right in front of
him and I go, I'd like, I'd like to check
in please like.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That, and the guy SLINKs away and he goes.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't know what business he had at the front desk,
but I never saw him again. Bitch the fuck And
it took everything in me not to be like, you're
a raggedy bitch.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
And here are the reasons.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Well, now, if we were at a place that wasn't
the literal nicest place I've ever been inside of, and
I wasn't the only black person I could see, I
might have lit this bitch. But he's there, his five
year old son is there, and it's twenty year old
son is there and is like a very young wife.
I'm like, sir, your wife is the same age as
(09:07):
your son. I should punch all of you, but I didn't,
so you know that's because, yeah, the villain, I'm you
were you were the hero because maybe you saved someone else.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Id I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I feel like I could have hurt his feelings man,
and that would have been the right thing to do
for America. But also I'm glad I didn't because I
was going up there because I had left my card
because my card didn't work. I get up there and
I'm very I was a little rude to that guy.
Then I was very nice to the man behind the counter,
and I had used the wrong card for the last
(09:46):
hotel I was in because I'm an idiot, so it
pays to be nice. Hey everyone. Today on The Amber
and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show, our guest is our
son Xavier Pool. Xavier Pools high podcast, The Trap Nerds
is one of the top podcasts in America, in the world,
I would say, in the world, and we are going
(10:06):
to meet him, and I got to be honest in
this episode, things are going to get really nerdy. So
hold on to your butts, we love you, and we'll
be right back. Hey, everybody, We're back with more of
(10:39):
the Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show. Guess who
Today's guest is now, maybe it's the person we said
right before this break, but maybe it's not.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's fine out.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yesterday is Xavier Pool. Xavier Pool is a writer, he's
a comedian, he's a blurred and most importantly, he hosts
Trapped Nerds, which is an excellent podcast. It's available wherever
podcasts are available. And he's our cute little baby. Okay, Xavier,
(11:11):
tell us all of your feelings right now.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I like about what I like about child or about life.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Your feelings that are in your body this minute.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I feel happy.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
That's about I think that's the feeling that I'm gonna
go with you right now.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Happy, great, I feel a little hot, I ate too much?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Rice, what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Those are my true feelings I see, and I will
not have you diminish that. Okay, I'm gonna jump right in, Exavier.
I need you to tell us all of your feelings
on the latest Marvel news like I'm referring to Fantastic
four trailer, the new Captain America and the new Daredevil.
Anything else you want to add, but we need to
(11:57):
hear all of this. Oh and ineneral line with what
me and Amber to know, like Xavier, we come from
a Marvel family, datus a comic book collector.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Now we are we are more adjacent.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
But Lacey is very I would say Lacey is pretty
pretty sci fi heavy. But I also I've been slacking lately, Xavier,
so I haven't been caught up on a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's been been a lot.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, yeah, it's been a lot of stuff going on
in like the mc U and the shows and stuff.
But I mean how I'm feeling. I like the new
Captain America movie. I had some negatives about it, but
all in all, it was a it's a good movie.
I like seeing, you know, seeing Anthony mckei take on
the uh, you know, the him as a Captain America.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
I saw a fantastic for trailer. It was kind of
mid but we'll see, we'll see what the movie called it.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Like it was all right, Like they didn't you know,
it's like they're still working on some stuff, so they.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Didn't give them it's still filming it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
And it made me feel the way I felt when
I saw the Superman trailer.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
The Superman trailer made me.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Feel I can't wait for the Superman.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
So many almost yes, I can't wait. Yeah, come out
like the same time. So they be going at each other.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
How do you feel about Christopher Reeve's son. I'm still
bitter about this. Maybe I'm the only one that cares
about this. I want him to be Superman. Christopher Reeve's
son looks exactly like he did. He's a tall guy,
he's an actor. Why isn't he Superman? That's all.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Christoph had a son.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He is a host on Good Morning America. And it's
a spinning image of him. He's a America, he's a
he's a whole single and they said that he has
a cameo in this new one or one of the ones.
But I really think he may not want to do that.
I gotta call him and convince him.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
That's a superman looking motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
What his job is? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Look google this man. He is so christ came up
right now.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
He's so cute. He's just I mean, and people would
love it. They would love it. They would go it
could be a terrible movie. It could be terrible and
they would still be like that was a good movie
because Christophe was in it.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
If I loves okay, all right, Like like I mean,
I'm a man, I know how to I can say
that man is attractive. What you can say it like, okay, yes,
I get what you're saying. But he, the Superman that
they've gone for, is younger looking. They wanted a younger.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Looking you look old. He doesn't look like. He doesn't
look like a young twenty year old Superman.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well, we're all, but we can't tell you. And I
looked to me, but a young man like yourself, like
this man is forty two?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh man? Okay, right, you're right.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Like almost because young Superman looked almost like a teenager.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
All, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And also back then they used to cast people that
were the real age. They were not here casting children,
and they would cast people older.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
So sorry, I'm sorry about the eighties. And can they
just make a movie called old ass Superman.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
If they would have did like, like a older like
maybe a thirty year old Superman, I would yeah, Murphy.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Thirty.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
And if they would have did a geriatric thirty year
old Superman, and it'd be okay, well.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I'm thirty three, so I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm old too, Okay, I would have never said you
were thirty three? Look at this baby with his own podcast.
Look at this eighteen year old child, a baby. You're
really doing it bad news. You're still a baby around
these parts.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You're still a town.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Did your parents help you with this podcast?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Get your.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't fight looking young, No, don't you fight.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It was just like that.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
People tell me I look my age. It's kind of
hurt my feelings. I've looked young. They're a liar my
whole life, like, yeah, I just.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Want to drag you down. They're jealous of your podcast.
I don't believe haters. Yeah, savior guy haters. I don't
care for you. Now, listeners, just google Xavier Pool you
gonna see he's a baby, or just google Gayers. It's
the same.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
A baby.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's what he looks like. I just like a cute baby.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
That's what you are.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's what we're talking to.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I look seventeen. I was like twenty five, so yeah,
I believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Then you stopped getting carded. Now you're eighteen.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
I still get carted.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I don't I thought having like this little peach fuzzed
beard with nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I got into the you don't don't mean nothing. I
don't make you. I mean ten years up, pluck this morning,
I'll make you nothing. You're still amazing. I haven't been
carted in seventeen thousand years. When you just said carted,
I was like, what, Oh, yeah, I get carted and
you know why? Huh, I say, card me, that's how
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you get carted. You we asked for my ID. I'm
trying to feel good tonight.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You've been asked.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm like, yes, ma'am, ma'am, could I have your yes? Here?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Look at that shoot.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
I mean it's like because some people, because I've worked
the door, like I've worked security before, and some people
will be happy, like the older people would be happy
that I didn't let that, oh you're not carding me.
I'm like like I was like, what not happy? Like
they'd be like a little bit mad at me. They'd
be like, oh, you're not carded me?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Really? And I looked that old. I won't be the
one to tell them. Yeah you looked at.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Like, of course you look that old.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I'm like you here year ago, twenty one is young
if you got here, odds are your twenty one if
you figured out how to arrive here? Yeah, that was
me under age. I met the library. I don't know
what happened, come get me.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, damn, have you taken someone's ID before?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
No, I haven't done that yet. I got mine, had
a fake ID.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I had a fake ID and they snatched that one
up because you know how, they asked me what my
sign was.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I don't even know who. No, I'm not that person.
And I said, and he said, snatch gome And I
was like.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
I haven't assume that you know zodiac.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
That's when he and he was right, and I didn't
know my birthday. He didn't even ask who my birthday was.
He said, what is your sign? And I looked at
him and I was like, and he snatched it and
told me go home. Now he knew that I would
have fought him on it. I would have probably told
him all the information. I didn't know where it was
on that car. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
How was you when that happened?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Probably like sixteen, Lacey. I was with my friends Meeky
and Roche Lacy Steal ain't five foot tall, that's right,
So one of them just put me on and.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Wait, wait, so how did you get Like?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
I've always seen more people like they like a lot
of people I know, used fake I was a good kid.
I didn't really do all the you know under he's
drinking and stuff. I always wondered, like, where was the
process of getting the fake ID?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Did you say fake ID?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It was just a friend's ID.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
It was a friend.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I did it, okay, doing that stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
People didn't get much of a nerd. I will never
go anywhere and have someone to make anything. I would
feel like I would. It would be an FBI bust
and everybody would come bust the end to be like
I was scared of everything at that age. No, I
just had a friend and then I would steal my
sister's ID.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh and use them.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And then that's why I used their IDs perfect because
you know all the information on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
that's smart. I should have I should have started with
their IDs, but I did not, and they took my
I d at guitars and cadillacs. You can't tell them.
I was so disappointed. Not I didn't want to go
in the place with guitars. And that was the Laura
(20:17):
telling me, get your black ass out of here.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You shouldn't be You didn't belong in here anyway.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
That's not like a place full of black dudes at leisure.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Absolutely not. I'm in Omaha, Nebraska, it was I shouldn't
have been in there anyway, Yeah, I wasn't. I never
took your ID. I'm a nerd, yeah, and a real
life nerd. You definitely could have took my ID.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Know that's right. I take your ID today.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta bring this in.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well not what so?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I think you said something about you you saw Captain America.
I need you to rate this on a scale of one.
I did not see it yet. I need you to
this on a scale of one to ten. What did
you feel?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
It's a strong seven? I want say seven point five
strong seven. It's one of those like movies where not
too much extravagant stuff had it happened in it, but
they did just enough to make you want to go
see the movie again. Like they had his good points,
it had his bad points. But it's a strong, strong seven.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Now I have to get a feel for your ratings,
so I need you, on a scale of one to
ten to rate the first uh black Panther?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
What kind of the first one?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
The first of the movie.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
The movie. Yes, it's a chatter.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
It was a yeah, he said, hey, so that says okay.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
The movie was the movie? Is I get why it
was good? Like everything's like black Craft. Yeah, yeah, he's
black panther everything. I think the height was the reason
why it was so much at the box office, But
it did have a lot of next to it that
wasn't like like the final battle was like the c
G I.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Theyn't fight and that was like really not good, terrible
and this face.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
You can't fly.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They can't do this real.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's gotta be c G I.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
But the c G I could have been better. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Now. What I'm gonna need you to do is tell
me your ten.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
If yeah it was a t ones eight, what is
your ten?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
The Dark Knight Rises, not The Dark Night. The Dark
Knight the second Batman film from Chris. I think it's
Christmas with Christian Bell.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh in my mom in here yelling I'm getting animated pleasures.
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, they're getting in trouble.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I gotta bring it down, okay, because the police are
knocking at the door to hear me yelling. I gotta
bring it. I'm gonna bring it down. I gotta get
lessons what was that? What was up? What the stark
tack rises is? I mean, that was great? How come
I can d Night? I remember there's the Dark Knight
the first, but I have Keith Ledger. Yes, I will
(23:11):
say this. Here's here's my unpopular opinion. And I feel
this way about everything. I think that Dark Knight absolutely
was a regular movie, was like an actual good movie.
And I think everything else is a superhero movie. And
I think those two genres are separate, Like I think
the Newest Joker is. If you try to put it
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in the superhero category, it's stupid and it shouldn't be
in there. But if it's like a movie that's of nothing,
I can see how people would get excited about that,
you know what I mean? I just need I needed
to be splashy, and I do think I needed to
be a little watered down. I'm coming there to be
to feel comforted, and I wanted to do the most
(23:58):
that that genre does not something new. I'm sorry, I
don't need superhero innovators there.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I said that, You're.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Totally like, that's the thing that d C.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
That's why d C has been losing in the cinematic
battle lately, because they could capture the darkness, and the
Dark Knight did that. Like the Dark Knight Batman. That
Batman's story is totally different from the Batman. We know
that fights aliens, that fights a superman, and so like
the everybody's like everybody in DC's been trying to mimic
(24:31):
that darkness that the Dark Knight has. But Marvel did
a different to where Old. Yeah, we got a little darkness,
but we're gonna have some humor, We're gonna have some
bright side to it, you know. And I think that's
what DC has been feeling. That that's why DC ain't
been beating Marvel. I think they're gonna come back. But
that's why DC ain't been beat Marvel as a lately
because yeah, like you said, it's too dark. It didn't
it didn't match what you can't put them with any
(24:51):
other thing because it's different from what you know as superheroes.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I love a dark movie, everything to explode. I wanted
one in that movie to be suffering. Great last thing
I wanted the movie, And in a Marvel movie, I
don't want to be laughing.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't want hardly any.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
So you did, like Guardians of the Galaxy, some of
those got two dang silly. And then there was that thor.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
That everybody says that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
It was ridiculous when he had the fat belly, and
it was, oh, I don't even think I finished it
anything with the thor, with the silliness, I can't think
of it. I didn't care about it. You know what's
the worst defender of funniest uh Marvel movies is the
newest little thing Deadpool and Wolverine. I didn't see it.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
That's good though, it's not good. It's humor, but it
has a lot of adult Amber said.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
It's not good.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I feel like, if you do comedy for a living,
you'd rather poke both your eyes out to watch that movie.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
It was you watched it?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
He finished, You know how?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Sometimes yes, I watched that. You know how.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sometimes in a movie a character will be in the
scene and then it'll go, oh my god, this guy
am I right, audience think, and then I'll go back.
He never went back into the movie. He only talked
to the audience to be like, this shit is bananas,
and I just I hate a fourth wall break. I
hate it with all my heart. And the whole movie
(26:29):
was the breaking of the fourth wall. I couldn't stand it.
But he does it in the book, he does it
enough in the comic books, he does it enough in
the first two movies, and it's a normal amount.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
This was It was the entire movie.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And that is never getting ready to fight because I
couldn't care about anyone.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You made me not care about Wolverine man.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
You fucked up.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
You fucked up. You got too greedy for jokes.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Also, I've written shows where you write it and then
it goes off to live by itself and people change
it and they get too greedy for jokes and they
break the platform that it is.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
And that's what he did. He broke it. He broke
the movie. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I think it was intentional because they're probably moving away
from you know, the Fox because they pust part of
the Fox universe. So I think a lot of that
was intentional maybe, But I've heard people say that I
get it, like, you know, it's too much playfulness, too
much of fourth while breaking.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
But yeah, standpool.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Also, are you saying it's nothing to do with nothing?
I need to know your most favorite is your favorite
Marvel movie in the whole world? Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
What is your favorite?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh that's hard.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You've got to do it. This is a life or
death question. I'm not goingsppen to.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Be on the line. I was not exavier.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It was.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
It's gotta be out of Avengers Infinity War or Captain
America Civil War.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh, my daughter loves that movie. It's a good movie.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Those are two I can't pick between, Like I can't
say which what, but those two like peak of whatever
you can put it in a superhero movie.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Those two movies did that, and there was peak at
it like it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, it was a beautiful question. The lacy what's yours?
But have to be Infinity Wars have to be not
Black Panther. Okay, and Black Panther is right beneath it.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Mine is the very very first X men. I thought
I was gon I thought I was gonna die so much.
We're so much. I paid for the movie with my
own money, went sat down, ate my little popcorn, just
had a moment of light. Sometimes beautiful experience in the theater.
(28:58):
Sometimes it's experience in the theater to the theater, like
when everyone starts cheering, Yeah, he is a theater when
everyone is like cheering and losing and not the screaming
and yelling and stuff like, but I'm talking about something
happens and it's maybe towards the end, and the hero
makes it and everyone's like, yay, I love it. I
love it. I love it when he's like on your
(29:20):
left and everyone starts to cry and you can hear it. Yeah,
that was great. I think I like the first X
Men because I knew everyone's story. I knew everything about
each one of those people. You know what I mean.
I know everybody's story. There are no surprises in that
first one. But every once in a while they'll be
like Shadow Cat and I'll be like, well damn, We'll
(29:42):
be like the Megan, who's a plant lady.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'll be like, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
And I do know those people because I use them
as examples, but you know what I mean, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
That makes it less enjoyable for me.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Now, what an adult should do is they should make
a little cheat cheap or at least just take the
front the picture, a picture of the front and the
back of their little cards and be like, this is
this character, this is this character.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
That would be me. I would definitely need a cheat sheet.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Also, Lacy, you could do it you have all of
Dad's cards comic books?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Okay, I saw that. Do you you have a lot
of comic books. I actually saw an h Men comin
book that I want that you get to me.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
But yeah, I am. I'm a comic book collected.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I'm actually like I'm reading stuff right now, like I'm on, uh,
that's uh because I was just reading comic books, like
I'm actually reading stuff. Doomsday reading that yeah, from DC,
which is like about the if you ever seen the
movie watch Man, it's really good movies. So they have
(30:53):
a good comic book series and of course it's based
on comic book character.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
But they have a new one now called Doomsday Cloud.
It's not new. I think it came out maybe four
years ago called Doomsday Clock. It's really good. It's kind
of a lot.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Of stuff in it. They put in the watching the
TV show and I like where it goes. It's really good.
Like DC makes really good comic books. That's where nobody
can beat them in the comic book world because they
make really good stories for the comic book. Seriously, this
one and the one and I'm kind of getting entrolled
into are you we.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
See or sorry? Go ahead? Right?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Who do we know in Doomsday Clark? Is there someone
in there?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
We know war?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, Warshacks in there. He but but he's black.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
It's a black guy, that's yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
And then of course they have I forget the blue
I always forget the blue guy name.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, Blue Man, Yeah, Blue Man group. He's in there.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I call him a little blue Wiener because that was
from the.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Doctor Doctor Manhaden. He's just walking around.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
But naked, flipping, flopping, slipping around. Unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
But yeah, I love comic books. It's one of them.
I hated read it as a kid because I had dilection.
I hated read it. Only thing you can give me
a read? What's comic book? So I've always loved reading
coming You're right, are you?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Are you more DC or are you more Marvel?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Definitely? Definitely more DC Marvel.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I love Marvel for the m c U they they did,
like they what they did with the movies is incredible
and they completely destroy DC with that. But if you
go to like the TV shows and the comic books,
uh D C beats it beats them across the board.
So that's why DC is my favorite. DC's been there, Batman,
It's my favorite. Don't know if you can see the tattoo,
(32:49):
but he's my favorite superhero.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
So favorite superhero.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yes, I know you're making a face because he beats
up poor people, but that's not true.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Listen, if I got a chance, well, first of all, yeah,
it would be if I got a chance. If I
have to. If they go Lacey, choose a superhero to
fight hand to hand, it's a Batman take me.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I would choose Batman every time I have a power.
I'm not gonna fight Superman. I'm not gonna fight Yeah,
I can't do it. I'm not gonna fight Wolf Raine.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I'll fight Batman.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
I'm a man, what a super But people don't know that.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
He's got no superhero, he got no superpower.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
A lot of people that meet him like, you don't
have superpowers? We thought you did. That's how good he is.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I absolutely never thought that Batman was stronger than me.
Sia be a superhero right now.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Again, Exavier, this woman is not five foot tall.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Amber a fight with Batman, You're gonna deny it, Xavier.
She is a bodybuilder, so she's comically strong, but I'm feisty.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
She could probably go a couple of rats.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Short fuse, maybe you can't give him money if I
was a super villain and I'm not gonna be the here,
I'm gonna be a super villain, short fuse.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
That's so cute. I am fighting Batman Amber right now?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Who you fighting? Name a superhero that you think you
can take. Who you're gonna choose?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Gambit your ass up?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
He got cards man, fuck you, I can play, then
blow you off with poker.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
It's gonna gonna it's gonna have a string with the
hook on it and pull himself up. Xavier, I apologize.
I'm gonna stop talking because that's your friend. I'm gonna
stop talking. Mess.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I fight many a battles for social media.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
We would ever, we are never going to get to
whatever it was we're gonna talk about. And I don't
want you to tell me why he's your favorite. I mean,
three reasons why he can't beat up Wolverine?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
He can't be but he can't.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'm sorry why he can beat up? Give me three
reasons why why he can't?
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Right now, it wouldn't take long for Batman to figure
out that his adamithium calls are magnetically so he just
get a magnet, stick him to it, and then take
his head off because Batman know he has to take
him out.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Take that lace.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
You just prep time, Batman.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
They keep saying Batman's preptile is not an ability, it
is an ability Superman.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, with this, he can be. He gonna be Superman.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Superman gave him.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Superman gave him the secret to beating him a long
time ago, and that was his versus state Kryptonite.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
He gave the only one.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
It's only two people on this planet that has kryptonite
as Batman and Superman's mom. And yeah, Batman, have you
ever seen it. You've never heard a tower of babble Batman.
That's one thing. If you've ever seen How Battle Batman,
it will teach you a lot about how Batman don't
need superpowers because in that one he told he came
up a way to be every single mental member of
(36:09):
the Justice League from like playing on planing for playing.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
But yeah, and that's what Batman has on people. He's prepared,
he can I can't say I'm not gonna call him
a superhero. He's a planner.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
He's an event planner.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
The man ain't a superhero because he can't straight jump
out his bed with shorts on and fight nobody can he?
Can you jump out with shorts on and fight Batman
or Superman? Of fight you naked and win?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
They can't, but if they got a gun, he probably lazy.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Who's your favorite?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, Superman, love Superman. No one can beat Superman, no one.
And I'm sorry Savior.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Batman because he has you.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Guys are both wrong and the metrics by what you
measure best superhero is wrong.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
And here's why. My favorite superhero is the Dazzler.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Cute, cute.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Her name is the Dazzler.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
The Dazzler Taylor, the one that looks like Taylor Swift, the.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
One that looks like Taylor Ship, but originally she was black.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
We need to stop right now. What Victor, one of
our producers just had to chime in and said, Batman
definitely could be Superman. Victor, I'm fighting you after this thought.
He should not have Victor, you should have stayed quiet,
but I like, I love it.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
You go ahead. Sorry, the Dazzler is what the dam for?
Interrupted A? I Ca'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, you should be sorry because I don't know where
I was going with that. Oh, because she's so cute
and fun and that those are my requirements for superheroes.
She roller skates as she's a pop star. That's fine.
Producers of this show, can you just blackout Amber screen
because you have two serious people here?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Hey, I think is your zazz How do you not
know who the Dazzler is? I'm just saying that's not
a superpower.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
And guess what, guys, we need to go to a
break and we will be back with more debating than Lacy.
Lamar is right.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You will see you in a minute. Listen, Lamar is
right and.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Wrong. You may not agree with her, but you love
so Hey, everybody, we are back with a Xavier Pool Exavi.
What's the name of your podcast?
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Trap nerds podcast?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
The trap Nerds podcast. Now, this man has taken all
of our mess and he is still sorry. This is
how we are. He's a great guy for listening to us.
Be silly.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I was raised around black women.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Fine, Okay, good guy, he's ready, he's ready for this.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
We have heard about Batman being the best, the Dazzler, Yay,
Superman is the best. Are we going to go to
talk about are we doing our sister? Court? Amber?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
How do you feel about this, Yes, we have First
we need to hit the video games.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Make it to the video area anime while we're while
we're in here, while we need to just say, I'm
gonna knock this out right now, because I think Amber
and Xavier are going to have the floor on this one.
Because I have not played My two favorite video games
are Miss Pacman is Centipede, So I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Not in this conversation.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Mine are just like I can't move anything around. I
can't navigate through those worlds. I don't know how to
do that. Xavier, we're too old. We had one stick
when we were playing a game like Miss pac Man
was just one little thing that was all I needed.
Centipede I think had the ball and the little dot.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
So you were doing too.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's it. I can't walk around. I can't shoot anything, jump,
bend down, turn around. You can do that. I can't do.
I want to do it so bad. My daughter tells
me about amazing games and I love it. I think
you lose that skill forever. I can I develop that skill.
You can't do that, Okay, I feel I feel like
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Amber knows more about some games. Like Amber, you could
walk around right in a world no can you do that.
Absolutely not. I can't walk around. I can't remember where
the thing is. I can't remember which old lady has
the crystal. I can't.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
But you can navigate it though. You can make it
move right. Video game?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
All right?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
It is?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Uh what's it called? There's only one video game I've
ever beaten, and it is Pokemon Puzzle weegue. Oh wow,
we are looking bad. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
That's not even a Pokemon game.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
But okay, it's my favorite game. You play a Pokemon dress.
It has nothing to do with Pokemon. It's just like
a little block game. It's the blocks. It's like it's
a if Tetris is what it is, and I and
no one on planet Earth could ever be me at
that game. And that's the truth. But having said that,
I'm a band hero guy here are that's to me.
(41:13):
That's what's fun now, sitting down and playing a real
video game.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I don't have the patience for it. I can't.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
It has to have a beginning and an end very quickly,
and keep going. I can't just like work towards a goal. Well,
I got all these open drafts on my fucking computer.
I gotta write two musicals, A TV show and conquer
this world. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
That's what video games are for what they are? You
forget that stuff like it focused on just the game.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
The second an old lady is like, you need to
save this town, I'm like, well, fuck, I had ship
to do. I gotta cook dinner, Damn save these people. Fuck.
I love those quest video games. I love it when
they're like, find this crystal shard and get these six
bags of week I love it, but I just I
(42:04):
can't do it.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
I mean, I'm kind of with you on that though.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I don't like video games with a lot of puzzles
and like a lot of you gotta do this to
get to here.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I just like fight. I like hitting people.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Okay, so what is your favorite? What is your favorite
video game?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Grand theftto Still, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Just go I have a bad day, I go there
and just blow some stuff up. I'm fine, am.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Can you play Grand Theft Attle?
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Why did I think you played all these games when
you were younger? Hookers getting the car and they.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Listen, that's none of your business. Don't hook. Hooker's gonna hook.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
If a hooker is gonna do one thing, this hook
So to this day it's grand. That's almost not Lord
of the Rings or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
It's stressfully Okay. You can't break in life. You could
break it on there. So that's what I like.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Okay, you said grand, But did you say something else?
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay. When you were little, just a little type first
discovering video games, what was your favorite game back in
the day?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Pokemon Pokemon Yellow?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
You look at your judge and Amber they had no.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
No.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
That's why I said it wasn't the best Pokemon because
the Pokemon, like the Pokemon colored franchise Pokemon, they came
out like in the nineties on game Boy Color. They
came out with Pokemon Red, blue, and yellow. It was
three re editions of the game. Pokemon Yellow was the
third one, and basically it's just like you go through
it being a Pokemon trainer. You get to pick your
first Pokemon, you get to catch your six, and you
(43:42):
get to beat gym leaders, you get to beat the
elite four, and it's all pixelated.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Ok Okay, all that, I think that's cute.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
I think you'd like that's what say? Like those there's
some Nintendo games out there. I'm pretty sure you you
probably fall in love.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
With I'm a super Smash Brothers. I'm a Mario Party.
I'm that.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, that's that's the Yeah, you can do these.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Mario card is amazing.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I just yeah, I just have to have it start.
I go two minutes and then it stops. That's what
I need. I can't just be on their hours and hours.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Okay, I do you have a question for you?
Speaker 4 (44:21):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
First of all, who's been your favorite guest on your podcast?
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Oh? That's horrible because we had so many.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You've got to choose one.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Can I choose two?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah, We're gonna let you.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
It's a steal mat it's a steal mate with two
because uh my first one, of course is brother with Juli.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
That was pretty dope.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Yay, yeah, yay. Yeah, it was a pretty dope experience
because I watched This Is Not Happening a lot. I
love like the storyteller aspect because I do stand up too,
and I love the storyteller aspect of stand up and
that was one of my favorite shows, watching it a lot,
and I'll so his stand up. It's hilarious. I think
he's one of the best call kings out there, and
(45:05):
I was like, you know how, I'm appreciate. I know
how podcast when you got to have Spoty send the
email out and like hey you come on pocket. I
did that by myself, like I had email by myself
and like hit him up all on my own and
his assistant Jackie, she hit me back, Oh, putting too
much after his.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Assistant hit me back.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
And she's like yeah, And he came with my birth
He came on the podcast like on the same week
with my birthday too, So that was like one of
my favorite ones. And my second one is uh Karen Mahorn.
I like having her on. She's really dope. She's like
a blur too, and she's in a blurr community and
she has like the inside look on a lot of
(45:46):
movies and stuff. She's also written a lot for Marvel. Also,
she's written Wow you've heard her door my Lah, Yeah,
the African She's broke. She's basically created their whole like
training manual, I forget what its con protectors of the
kind of the secrets of the door Melaj and it
breaks down like how they what they went through in
(46:08):
training how you become a door malaja?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Uh like you want to map.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
And that's why I can be. I don't want to get.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
But she's she's really dope. We're actually about to have
her on this weekend. She comes on like yearly every year.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
She she has inside a look of all the blurred culture, everything, everything, movie.
She knows and she's very informative. So there's my two
favorite people. I couldn't. I can't just pick one. That's
why I am. I can't never just pick one. I
always got to pick at least two. Those are my
two like top favorite ones.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Now I know you probably know this and I might
sound stupid, but you know ry Wood Junior and Ambert
are on the show on CNN.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, I know, I watched it. I love the show.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Have I got news for you? But anyway, yes ahead,
show Lace come on.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
Man, I love that show. And did I know you
wrote on Detroiters. I've been watching The Charters a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Detroit is hilarious, but so many kinds of people like Detroiters.
Whenever people are like you know what I mean, I'm like,
you're my lot of idiots. I love it, just a
bag of assholes, being like, yeah, we can probably, we
could probably make a car poop.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I can tell his lap. But that's it. There's a
bunch of messy idiots.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Do you have people that that, Oh wait, no, First
I'm going to ask you, how do you feel about
when people make a character black and then people come
out of the woodwork and they're like, it can't it's
not real. What's your response to people to say, because
(47:56):
everyone's mad that there's it's too many black superheroes out there,
they're mad, they're mad. What do you say about this.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
I'm kind of believe it or not. I'm in the neutrient.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Whereas some things that they race swap that people just
like you just na because they're black. Like a lot
of people got mad about Captain America being race swap.
I'm like, this happens in the comic books. Steve Rodgers
gives him the mantle, Like the only reason why you
don't like this because he's black. But then again, you
have some things where like instead of racewapping this hero,
(48:27):
just give us another black hero. You know, it's a
lot of it's a planthorough Like if they made Batman black,
I'd be pretty mad with the white man. I'm not
gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I'm mad too leave Malone. I don't want him to
be either alone.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
I don't want and they have a black super but
I don't want to see a black super here mad
hero movie because I don't know if you ever heard
of Mouth on Media comics, it's one of the greatest
black come book coleglombers out there. They partnered up with
DC back in the nineties, and the reason why we
got Cyberbergin, reason why we got Static Shock a lot
of the black superheroes.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
They have a superhero there called Icon.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
He's like one of my favorite new superheroes and like
he's like super strong, energy, could fly, super stress, almost
like a black SUPERMANO superhero.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
I mean he's almost like a black Superman, but he's not.
He's Icon.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
I'd rather see instead of seeing like a black Superman movie,
I'd rather see a movie about I can. Yeah, some
stuff don't need to be raced wise, some stuff we
need to They need to give us our superheroes that
were bar black, that that's been black their whole life,
because they have perfect storylines too.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, that's why we like you so much because that's
an excellent answer. You are absolutely right. I raised him right.
I don't want Batman to be black because I don't
want to beat up a black man.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
I mean if you find like a rich black, yeah,
rich black, he's not gonna be wasting his time beating
up people trying to figure fixed black problems.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
It's gonna take. It would be a boring coming book.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
It's just gonna be him at various town halls. It's
about better ways to utilize the funds. Now, what we
need to do is band the community together.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I need you to fight. You're right, guys, we have
followed zero format today and we've had the best time
of our lives. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Look, we have to find out when you see, Like,
I don't think Lacey and I have enough exposure to
black nerds. So when we get one to hold hostage,
we got to squeeze all the information.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Having everything, all of this stuff I had to learn.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Tell me, shoot, I need to know the new Captain
America is an eight black panther. Though black Panther was
still I'm still see.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I gave a worse for you'll want to.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Well the second one I didn't. Hey, they were doing
their best. Everyone everyone be nice. I know, yeah in
case the produced because I'm trying to get in the
next movie, so I can't talk. I love try all
of them. I do feel like that's the good part
of comic book movies is that you already feel a
(51:17):
certain way about them. And that is the plus to
making a white character black is that you already have
the name recognition, so you know people will come out
and see it, even white people now they're black, So
then the black people who wouldn't necessarily have come out
will come out. So it's a double hit. So I
(51:39):
get it. And I also don't know why I started
talking about that. Yeah, I don't know how I got there. Exavier,
if you could create, then we're going to end this
on you. If you could create the perfect superhero, like
you are writing your comic book and your main character,
what's your main character's name and what is their power?
(52:01):
And you have to tell this, okay, because Amber and
I are going to steal your idea and write Amber
right down. Okay, who's your character, what's their name, and
what's their power? Go ahead, you got to do this.
Speaker 4 (52:14):
I actually have a comic character I've been working on.
Speaker 5 (52:19):
His name is Gregory Grove, and uh, he's an investigator.
I love investigation like I love like Charlotte, not just Batman.
I love Charlotte Holmes because he good. I love great investigator.
So this is what this character. He's smart, he ad
a lot of stuff. He's very detailed and uh, you know,
he can figure out stuff really quick. And also he
(52:39):
has like a metal arm. The arm can like protect
them from what gunshots. Stuff is super fast, super strong
and stuff like that. And he heals super quickly. And
he's a private investigator.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
He said, he heals super quickly.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Heals super quickly.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Is his power from the arm the army.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Yeah, the arm does a lot of things for him
and like it heals them, it protects him like he could.
It does a lot of things like that could help
him out that I like. And like, that's why I
said the perfect superhero would be like that. I wouldn't
want to make like this big, huge superhero with a
craft turn of powers that overpowered start. I want to
make somebody simple and that's what the that's the perfect
(53:16):
supero to make like somebody was simple with a little
simple power that could take on the world, but chooses
not to.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
So then did you like Dick Tracy.
Speaker 4 (53:24):
I did like Dick Tracy.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
Are you too young to like Dick Tracy?
Speaker 4 (53:28):
No, I'm not. I've seen My dad used to watch
Dick Tracy a lot, so I'll see. Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Y'all y'all stop, y'all, stop, y'all keeople like we probably
like the same.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Age, sweetheart, No, we are.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
I'm younger than you. Amber.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
On the other hand, each one of them had you.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
True it's true. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, ain't no way either one of y'all are six.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
And I am the opposite of I'm just We're just
gonna glide right over the I'm the opposite of the Xavier.
I want my superhero to breathe fire, to show lasers
out their eyes, to sneeze bullets, to be so strong,
to be able to flick their pinky and kill a
village like that's me. I like, just total destruction. Those
(54:27):
are the characters that I'm sorry, I get it.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Okay, Wait, what do you like? Do you like a
happy medium?
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Amber? I think we all know what I like is
zads So you are That's the theme song.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
That's where my mind is. But I.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Feel wouldn't it be great if we made a comic
or a movie that reimagined Bruce Leroy from the Last
Dragon as a superhero because he did.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Kind of have powers.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
He cut a bullet with he did, he has powers,
he has to blow, he had a glow, So I
think I'm going to get started on that.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, he's you don't got enough for me what.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
You're showing up. I'm going to be working on my
comic book and my characters. Her her name is total destruction,
joking around, So I'm sorry my book. Absolutely, she's not
building found for no reason, total destruction. Bamn, damn, just
(55:37):
out of the way. I got a walk and his
sketchphrases always bitch. Did I say partial destruction?
Speaker 3 (55:44):
No he didn't.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
It's good. We could combine all of these characters in
one film, right, yeah, because we have Gregory, that's we
have your character, who's your Bruce Lee Roy and then
we got total just but Lacey, don't forget about short
fuse and that's you, that's me, and their only weakness
is respect. Oh, I do have to say one more
(56:11):
thing before we leave. My T shirt says, oh, his
mama named him Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
I wear every day every day.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
I'm gonna wear that every day, y'all. If you see
that T shirt, no, the person wearing it is indeed
Lacey lamorw Hey, everybody, you know what y'all need to do.
You need to listen to the podcast The Trap Nerds
starring our son Xavier Pool. We have been Amber Ruffin
and Lacey Lamar. You can find the Lacey Lamar online
(56:46):
at Last Lamar One. You can find me online at
Amber Ruffin somewhere somehow probably, and you can follow Xavier
Pool at at Xavier Oh. Sorry, I was gonna make
it up. What is it really.
Speaker 4 (57:01):
Exx APG.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
That's right, so across all platforms, isn't that right? Xave here, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Okay, you guys, look, here are our takeaways. We love
you. You're cue and we could all take Batman. Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show is a
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar,
Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sani, super produced
by Becca Ramos. Because She's a Superhero co produced by
Victor Wright, edited and mixed by Ty Herd, Music by
(57:54):
David schmol
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