May 15, 2024 • 57 mins
This week Lacey and Amber fight to see who can be Rebecca's new sister! The three go through icebreakers, can you stand it, get into Lacey's DMs, and read some listener letters.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This podcast is great and I'm not trying to get
a rise. It was just the nounce it won the
Nobel Peace Prize. Is the Amber and Lacey Lacy and
Amber Show. That's our like third Nobel Peace prim So
sick of looking for places to put my Nobel prizes, guys,
(00:23):
Let's give someone else one. Give someone else the Nobel Peace.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is this podcast amazing? Absolutely? Is it the cause of
future world peace?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, yes we will unite the world. Yes, but but guys,
you've got to stop. It's embarrassing at this point. Have
they now put it into the Pledge of Allegiance? Yes,
and that I mean it deserved it. But you've got
to stop.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Guys. This is the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
As you already know, we're super humble, but we don't
we're tired of the accolades. I mean we've already got
the ego. Yeah. Has this podcast egot it?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yes? Yes? Did we get our doctorate because of this?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yes? Nurses pen yes, are people studying us? Is a
master's degree available in the Amber and Lacey Lacy amberd Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
But guy, guys, stop, please got it out?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, all right, got that out of the way, Lacy, Yeah,
have you been I have been great, and I'm dying
to ask you this question.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh I don't even.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Know if I'm going to answer it, but I feel
like off the cuff you can answer it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay. I was.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I was on the book the Facebook and they were
talking about the show Griselda, which was a while ago.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And you know, she was the lady from h from
what you're talking about. Oh, I thought you meant the actress.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I know, well, yeah, but the character Griselda ran a
huge drug cartel and people were talking about how easy
it was, okay, And then they were talking about who
I mean idiots were like I could do that, Like
when I say I could do that, but they were steriot,
like it could be done okay. And then they were
talking about the celebrities. You have to choose three celebrities
(02:10):
amber to help you run your cartel.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Who are they?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
My three celebrities that would help me run my cartel
are Idris Elbow because I feel like he could get
away with stuff because he's so hot, so hot, but
also he could intimidate people, which I assume is a
part of it. Then I would also include whoever the
(02:36):
smallest white lady. I can think all these because no
one ever suspects a small white lady.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Who are so right?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yes, I'm yeah, definitely whoever is the smallest? Are they
in her suitcase? The drugs are in her suitcase? The
drugs in her suitcase.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
They're not checking that. They're not checking it. My suitcase
has been checked. They're not.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, you're right, you're right. They love to check my suitcase.
But I do have drugs in there, right, because I
love drugs. My third celebrity who I would have help
me run drugs?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay? The question who is you know? Gosh?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I guess I want to say, like, whoever is plausibly
a drug runner?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Like maybe like Gosh, I don't know. I guess Sugar Night,
one of the five H four boys. I'm trying not
to go to jail. I don't have I have to
figure out how to run the drugs. They gonna check him, Yeah,
but he has he has connections because you have to
(03:45):
a lot of this work because I'm thinking characters.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
But you're going deeper than that. Oh, I thought we
were really doing this ship. Should I not know this question?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's just said name three celebrities that are helping you
and you you're probably right. I was gonna choose I'm
gonna get her name wrong. But Maud, the lady from
Golden Girls, the tall one, Arthur b Arthur, Danny DeVito,
that's right, tall small, You need a tall you need
a tall small. And just I need someone that I
just love for no reason at all, baby Face, those
(04:19):
about three people. Well, look, here's why you're right. Danny
DeVito probably knows a little bit about drugs because he's
an adult. B Arthur, she's dead, but she was brought
her back to life. She really could talk herself out
of a situation. I feel no one is great. No
one is taking her bag of life.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm not trying.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Who do you think you are? Give me my bag back?
I don't That's what she sounds like. And then baby
Face just keeping heka sing to me. He has nothing
to do about this. Guys, baby Face got a jit.
So you're smart, baby face, if you're out there, I'm
starting a little something. So baby Face, please don't please
don't call. I think I could do this. She can't
do it. Also, I thought that we just announced our
(05:02):
drug plan.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, I mean, never mind, we're not starting a cartel.
So guys, so here's a special message to the FBI.
We're not starting a cartel. We are not We're not
doing it. Actually joke, We're just kidding. But Danny DeVito
hit me up. You know why for the uggs. Dre
(05:26):
Remember pig Latin, Yeah, I do. I never did it.
What I never? I never spoke that way. I thought
it was silly and dumb. But you can understand it
kind of. There's no reason for it. I was born
a sixty two year old lady. When kids were doing that,
I was like, speak correctly, this is dumb. Then I
opened up my Lord of the Rings book and I kept.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Big nerd.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I spent a long time in Amsterdam, and Dutch people
speak perfect English, so you can't like secretly talk without
them understanding you. But Dutch people have no clue what
pig Latin is.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So if you speak pig Latin, they can't understand you.
And so it's a fun way to tell secrets when
you're in Holland. So remember that, guys. Okay, it's gonna
come in handy the next time you go to Holland.
All right, what else I saw and I know I
said this, but I have to say it again. Damn
Jerry Seinfeld for his he's seventy, looks look like he's
(06:24):
in his forties.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Does what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He looks great.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I said a picture of him.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I just saw him on an interview and then someone said,
I can't believe you're seventy. Even the interviewer was like,
what did you What are you doing? It's all that
cereals he's eating. That man really does love cereal. He
says he eats it as a snack all the time.
And I was like, maybe I gotta have a cup
of cereal every now and then. Guys, you shouldn't really
be eating a lot of cereal. It's not great for you,
but you know it is.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Great for you. Cheese cake factory, he knew. As good
as what star? Do you think looks amazing for their age?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Don't say me because we all know that Angela Bassett
Edgela Bassett's really amazing for it age?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Absolutely right?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, I know Angela Bassett. I can't even I couldn't
even think of another one. That's how good she looks.
You think about Angela Bassett? Now quick, okay, everybody at
home think of Angela Bassett and then try to think
of anything else.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You can't. You're absolutely can't. You try to picture anything.
He does look great.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
But you know what you said it one time you
said the guy from Clueless, that actor. Yeah you said it,
but he looked young. Everyone says it. It's yeah, I know,
But I mean he does. He does, He really does.
I had to do a podcast with him called Virtual Island,
written by John Lutz, and so I was in the
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studio with him. He looked like a child one inch
away from his face. I'm like, this man is a
child I gave birth to.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That's like a child. He doesn't look like there's work.
It's just him looking. But he doesn't have the plastic
surgery for now.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The other night, I was at a party and I
met a guy who was the most beautiful man I've
ever seen. And we were laughing and laughing about how
pretty is Me and my friend Droel were yelling at
him about his beauty, and we were talking about our
ages and we were just talking about how people don't
look their age, and the guy goes, you would never
(08:13):
guess my age, but that sounds like he was cocky.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
He wasn't it like came up naturally.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And I was like, well, now we have to guess,
and he was like, you can try, you're not going
to do it. I go, well, now that you say that,
then I think you're my age. You're forty five, and
he goes, I am not.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I go because I knew that. I knew that this
man was thirty. Then when he said you'll never guess
my age, I was like, well, the highest I'm willing
to go it was forty five.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
This man said, I'm fifty seven years old. He's fifty
seven years old. I was like, how could this can't
tell us you're the most and yeah, I can't tell
you who he's Okay, because I'm about to say this,
he was like, well, sometimes I uh get fillers.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
And I was like, oh you get filler. There you
ran and got fillers. I knew you looked young this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
He but then we asked, when was the last time
you got rehipped? He said January? So guys, oh no, man,
oh no, I'm afraid because we've all seen mistakes. If
everything was one hundred percent, guys, I'm getting a filler
from the tip of my good the bottom of my
tip of I'm I'm afraid yeacause once you mess up,
(09:28):
you mess up. Then I gotta walk around like Zoro
what a mask on?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
This is this man, let's just hold Oh oh he.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Needs a picture. Look at this face. Stop look at
his face. Girl, my god, seven years old.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Rember just showed me this man's face and he looks thirty.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
He looks years old. Guys, we have to get off
this podcast. See you later.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We gotta go get fillers, Bie, we gotta get fillers today.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Guys, this man looks amazing. Oh. This is the Amber
and Lacy Lacy Namber Show.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
We have the best guests, and that would be Rebecca
Delgado Smith. She's the host of the Alarmist podcast and
her podcast covers different tragedies throughout history. It sounds like
a bummer, but it's so fucking interesting you could die
from it. Sorry to talk to our whomen We get back,
and you know what, we're also going to talk to you, okay,
(10:24):
because that's who this podcast is for.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
It's for you. For you, we love you, We'll see you.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And just a little bit, Hey, everybody, guess what. We're
doing a podcast right now. Welcome to the Ever Lacy
(10:49):
Lacy damber Show. Welcome back, because at this point we
have recorded an act one.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm a professional.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Hey, you guys, guess what. We're here with our new
best friend and we have kind of already started talking. Yes,
my new best friend is Rebecca del Gatos.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Hi, Hello, was.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I supposed to say yet?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, You've just listen to this woman you want to do?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Also, like I am hurried into this intro so that
we could keep talking about something, and then I forgot
what the something we were talking about.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
The freezer full of food.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So mom and dad have a freezer full of food
and they cook something delicious, they put it in a
bag or a tupperware and then they freeze it. So
then every time I go home to Omaha, Nebraska, I
can just say freaking salmon croquettes and there's some in
there is ready to go. I can just say kidney
(11:50):
beans sin, there's ready to go. And I, on the
other hand, I want nothing frozen. If it's frozen there,
leave it, let archaeologists discover it years later. If it's
not fresh, I'm like, I don't want it. I don't
want it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I feel that way about leftovers in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I'm okay with freezer stuff, but that to me, at least,
if you put it in the fridge, it's stopped, like
something about science has made it stop.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know, whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The DNA has been changed, okay, and once you thaw
that out, it's not the same.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Tastes like crickets. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't I don't agree people eat crickets.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I've eaten a cricket, and I apologize to all my
cricket eating free cricket. I'll eat anything you cook it.
I will pay it. Amber take a bite right out
of her.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Sorry, it's the end. Times. We're down. We're fighting to
the death like we have to survive. You would fight
me to the dust and then eat.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
My bones in your honor. I'm gonna I'm gonna say
a little something. I'm gonna say good words for you.
This has taking a turn. Hey, I'm sorry, Rebecca, list
everyone you would eat. Welcome to Cannibals the musical.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Nothing we have talked about is something we are here
to talk about. And isn't that kind of the theme.
It is in a way it is. That's the theme
with the Imbry and Lacy Show. Emberon Lacey Lacy never show.
I mean, that's the full name. The full name of
your podcast is the Alarmist Podcast. Yay, yayyy, and girl,
you'll be getting into it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No, we have to.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We have to.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
There's so many tragedies and disasters out there. They never stop.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Buddy, I can think of three happening right now. Oh,
we have to laugh or else we'll be really sad.
And that's another theme.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, all right, guys, we are just meeting Rebecca, so
we're gonna ask her some icebreaker questions before we continue
on with the podcast, before we ask her to choose
which one of us she likes the best. We already
she already sent me a text she texts that says
Lacy is the best.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Don't tell Amber.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh God, pretend I'm so sorry, Amber, Yeah, keep talking.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I guess we're gonna do icebreakers. Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Now, we're gonna ask some icebreaker questions to get to
know Rebecca better. But we're gonna guess the answers, and
then we're gonna ask Rebecca the real answers. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
if Rebecca was a DJ, what would her name be?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Already know what I already know.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
DJ, DJ Freezer Fridge, DJ Becky beck Becca and I
just went.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
To her show last night.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
She is a real DJ, and I was like, oh,
DJ Mecca. I don't even know what I said, Becky.
It's a lot of becks, but I think that's.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
What her name would be. What do you choose? I
choose DJ Freezer Fridge.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Okay, So, so when do I say my answer? Because
you're both wrong.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Maybe you didn't hear them right at the show last night?
What you were DJ? What would your DJ name be?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Okay, I gave this, I'm giving this some thought and
DJ Bunk, DJ bunk like on the head. Yeah yeah,
this is it's too early to be so embarrassing, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Look we don't know your vibe and that's what figure out.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Well, here's here's what I'll say.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Okay, So I have a friend who does you know
how I don't know what this is called. But when
they break apart your name in a secret language. Uh
so they're always like he always says, I'm ronky bonky
cong cong k.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And I don't know if this is like an official
secret language, but when I asked him, he said it
was his friend Erica who made it up.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But I always think of Bonk.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
That's great. I like it, and that's DJ Bonk Ronky
Bunky conkung k.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So in a way, Lacey, you were kind of right.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, no, she's also wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What song do you think Rebecca would listen to all
day long? I know for a fact what it is.
It's the same song all of America has been listening
to for the past three days. It's Bbol Drizzy. I
have never stopped thinking about that song since the second
I heard it. It's the most beautiful song I've ever heard.
I don't like that it means something negative and I
(17:25):
don't care.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I love it. Well.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I just found out what that song was this morning,
So I don't think that's what Becca's listening to. I
know for a fact because when she came on it
was playing and she turned it down.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
It was Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Because when we came on, it was like she was
liked and she was like yeah, and I was like,
I know the answer.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Please tell us what that song would be.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I first of all, Amber, I haven't heard that song.
What I know. I'm so sorry, guys.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's part of the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. It's
called BBL Drizzy.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It was made by Metro Booman because Drake told Metro
to shut up and make beats and so he made
one talking about how Drake looks like he has a
BBO And that's the.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And it's a pretty history of it. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
So okay, I gotta get on that. I've been listening
to the song. I don't even know if it's new,
but it's called Mommy by Carol G.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
What Carol G and Becky G.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Not that I only do things that have my name
that are have my name or somehow related to my name,
but uh yeah, as one of the like my favorite.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Lyrics, what is it? Say?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well, it's not gonna. It's in Spanish.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Say it in Spanish and let us translate it.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Okay, you want it?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
You okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, let me just look
it up so that it's correct.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
And while you're looking it up, I'm so so prize
it was not man shot.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I lie, but I just mean I'm not gonna call
you a liar on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's sorry saying it.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
No one wants to hear that.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
So okay, this is you know, this is about a guy,
and my my take is that they're not She's not
really into the sky.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
This is not a good guy. Okay, Jeno Meatris.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I'll say that again, Jeno, meet up, Jenotras.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't something my for my daddy to want me.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Am I close.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Hold on and I'm going to take a guess. I'm
talking about the man in the mirror. That's not what
I was. We'll wait, okay, get it, wait I could,
I could, I'll say it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Should I say it again? Okay, Jon Patras.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I don't look to anyone else to want me.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
No, do you want me to say? Okay?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I don't look back, not even to park Oh I
love that she's a badass.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh look bad not even now. First of all, i'd
be smashing cars car, So.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That is.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Dangerous. It's not recommended. But like this, what's the song
called mommy? M A M I I I.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So it's like you.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Gotta say mommy like mommy.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Guys, I gotta learn Spanish. This is really it's getting
out of hand.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
There are lines like this every where you know lyrics Spanish.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Very good though, I will say it's really better than
mine because you'll heard my guests.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
What but what if she had been listening a man
if she had.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Been listening man in the mirror played lottery? Because we
need to talk about while you just in the morning,
in the morning, taking a good hard look at life
like that. But we've got to get into it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, no, it's too early.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Do you think Rebecca has ever ridden a motorcycle? Absolutely? Yeah,
it has to be true. Yeah, we're both gonna have
yeah for that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Absolutely not. I never could never.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Her head was nodding like this when we were saying it,
so I was like, she's right, now, you've never ridden
a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, I'm very risk averse.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I actually my husband got a bicycle recently, not recently
a few years ago, and we had so many fights
about it, and I.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Would cry every time he would go riding bike.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
And the bike is now sitting in our you know, backyard,
just getting spiders. It's a spider's nest at the moment
it's being used as a spider's nest.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That's what bikes are good for. Yea. Spiders love bike
they have so many legs. You help nature. Yeah, I'm
not getting on absolutely in the streets with cars. Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And I lived in Amsterdam where it was only bikes
all the time. Bikes and cars were one. It was horrible, horrible.
Shouldn't be that close to a car. No, okay, no, no,
I'm reading the next Okay, okay. If Rebecca was in
the Olympics, what sport would she compete in?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Shot put? Final answers? What's the ice shuffleboard?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No? No, no, no, what's the weird ice one? Why
can't I think of what that is?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Curling? Curling?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
She's curling because she just said she don't want to
risk not trying to hurt her. So I never heard
anybody get hurt curling. But go ahead, okay. Swimming, Yeah,
my little baby duck.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I love Florida. I've been swimming, you know. I used
to swim when I was a kid. I swam competitively.
My stroke was a breastro not not breastroke, butterfly I was.
I quit when I was in the fourth grade.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
So oh, formal. I gave my formal resignation.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Wait, you hadn't give them formal you typed it out.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, yeah, because I was on a team. It was
a I had.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
A big meat in.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
It was a Florida competition, and I I choked on water,
oh during the big competition, and I thought I was
drowning and I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I was holding on to the you know, Blaine's time.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
But that was the end of it. That was the
end of it for.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Me, Rebecca. One of us can swim, the other can't.
Will you guess which one?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'm gonna guess that Amber. You can swim, how dare you?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I do not know how to swim. If you see
me in the water, say goodbye. I'm in the midst
of dying.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I should jump in, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Either save me or send me off with a smile.
I'm dying, and then put in freezer.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
You're so hungry. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Remember when that movie about the soccer players crashed in
the mountains came?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yes, yeah, I think about that movie a lot every.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Would you serve absolutely, I'm just enough.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I'm taking a bit. Why would you?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I don't. I don't want to get remad about this.
I don't want to get re angered. But why would you.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Starve if someone's delicious? But right there, you can take
a bite in the society of the Snowy made a
second one. We need to watch it. We need to
watch it.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
We need to watch it. But yeah, I'm totally gonna live. Yeah,
I mean, I'm not going to live.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I'm weak. My body wants to die. Now. I'm sorry.
These people are already dead. Who was ever dead? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, If they're already dead, then yeah, yeah, then we're surviving.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
We're kind of like, go tomorrow. I'm I'm just joking.
She's she's wrong, it's wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, I can't believe how mad I still am about that.
Everyone take a bite of someone. So, okay, does Rebecca
fold her pizza?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Now?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Hold on, where are you from?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh? You said Florida? Okay, Rebecca, where are you living at?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Give us the address and your phone number. Don't do that.
But where do you live?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I live in Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
She doesn't fold. You're not folding your pizza. Finally we
both said.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No, you're correct.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yay, good.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Now you can really be our friend, because that's how
we judge people. We don't love thin fluppy pizza personally.
I think it's trash, and I think everyone who likes
it is lying. And when I become president, I'm filling
the prisons with.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
All your people.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Folds your pizza.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
World would be a better place the world would be
a better place if all you guys were out of here.
You're the ones starting the trouble, the riots, and the wars.
This podcast should be called hard Takes with your blood. No,
you guys holding your pizzas in front of me. She
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does not know what prisons are, guys. No, filled with
you guys.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I do.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I do hate then crust pizza. What's the good pizza? Rebcca?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Well, I was going to ask, how do you feel
about fork and knife to a pizza?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Well, if you need a fork and knife, then that's
a good pizza.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
But if you're cutting up a motherfucking flat bread, you're
an idiot. Yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's silly. Yeah, you're
being silly. That's you've forgotten how to eat.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, how do you feel about fork and knife pizza?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I mean, I I do it, I use it, but
not I would never do a flat bread.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay, your forking knife situation? Oh my god, the other
day I ate pizza with a fork and knife. Well
why were you doing Everyone else was doing it and
I didn't want to look stupid.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Okay, well that's different. Okay, that's different.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
But I felt stupid and I did do it. It
was a little hot, pizza was too hot. But just
as I cursed them, I realized I am them. I'll
see you in jail, everyone, guys, And that was our icebreaker.
In that icebreaker, Amber earned a thousand points. Lacy somehow
earned a negative amount, which I didn't know was possible.
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This brings us to our next segment called can you
Stand It?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
I'm getting you stand it now.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
In this part of the show, we like to gush
about the people, places, or things that we love so much.
Each of us is going to pick a thing that
we love, or medicine or a feeling, a new something,
and we're going to talk about how much we love it. Okay,
this was something that someone told me to watch and
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I waited for a minute, but now we finally watched it.
Even Amber is into it too. It is Diara from Detroit. Fuck, yeah,
it's great. That show is so freakin' good.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I haven't seen this.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh it's on bet it's the fucking loveliest show.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
It's the funniest show it is. It's very good. It's
so cute.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That lady is a delight the era. I'm gonna go
ahead and assume her name is She's perfect. Your show
is perfect. I think she like wrote and started it.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Guys, hire more.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
People to write your own shit. Mm hmmm, I'm right. Yeah,
everyone else agree.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Okay, Rebecca, if you had to pick something that has
happened that you saw, that you bought, someone that you met, anything,
and don't make it me because we know it would
be me. So number two, number two, don't gush about me.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So guys, you can't.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's embarrassing. She gets embarrassed so easily.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
But also we don't know you. So this could be
anything from any time.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Anything, right, I could, but I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Malls. That's right, that's the correct answer.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I was.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
You know, it's been a while since I had been
to a mall, and recently I had to go. I
have a thing where if I get I have Lululemon pants.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, here's here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I have Lululemon pants and you know they have a
like a lifetime, lifetime guarantee on your luluse. So they
had a rip on a seam and I said, no,
this is not what I bargained for. This is it's
not what I bought into. So I took them back
and I've done this before and they gave me a
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new pair.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
They get, Yes, this is Lululemon is good. It really works.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Yeah, this time I brought in my I don't know
if I'm flagged or something in their system, as like
having brought back too many pants, but they sent me
to their seamstress and they fixed the pants for me.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh for free. But anyway, I had.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
To go to the mall to do this, and I
was reintroduced to the wonders of a mall.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, you're absolutely right, and Lululemon. I cannot believe they
did that. I thought for sure you were going to say,
and then they didn't, and that sucks.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I cannot believe they did that. Good for them. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Were you a mall baby, Like, were you hanging out
in the mall as a teenager?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yes, I was.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Name your spots in the mall.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
I was like, well, we had an outdoor mall in
I was big into the outdoor malls, and so we
had like you know, benches and hangouts. I didn't have
to like stay at the Hot Topic or at the Clayres.
I could walk around. I also like loved to go
to the movies, so it was always like you're going
to the movies and then you're walking around.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
There was always a plan.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
You know, you could waste a whole day out. If
you could live your life, you get to live your
best life.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Pizza place.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You get there at eleven and you tell mom and dad,
I don't want to see you until six pm.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
You could do it.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
You could do it too if you had enough money.
If you didn't have any money, you could still go
toot around the mall. I could toot around the mall.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, and make it long and an outdoor mall. I'm jealous. Nebraska.
We didn't have that when we were young.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Right, you're in.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
There walking around to be inside, yeah, you have to
be inside.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
My parents would do this thing where they would show
up to randomly like throughout my mall time as they
should have, and to just keep me on my toes,
like I never know knew when they were going to
be walking by. So I was a really respectable mall
goer as a team.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I remember my friends couldn't go to the mall unless
I was going.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
They'd be like, is Amber going? Well, then you cannot go.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Every once in a while they'd be like, are you
sure you have to go to practice? Could you just
come with us to the mall. I'd be like, I'm sorry,
I can't. Wow, we were little nerd babies. Also, I'll
stay at you.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Get the foot. No way, we're not talking to no dudes.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I mean, we're not talking to any dudes because I'm
a nerd, but we're also not talking to any dudes
because I'm a little murderer.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, we're the same person. Yeah, oh yeah, we're very safety.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I would have loved to go to the mall with you.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yep, your parents they would not be checking up on you,
and then we don't need to be because you would
be very safe. This has nothing to do with anything
one time in the mall.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
This happened to Lacey, and this has happened to me before,
but not I think it might have. Also it was
at like a store. This has happened both of us.
We will wave at one of our sisters because we'll
see one of us in the mall be like hi,
and then we'll get closer and be like hi. And
then we'll get closer and be like, why is she
mimicking what I'm doing? And then we'll realize we've been
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waving at a reflection of ourselves.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
It was the other person.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And when I tell you, I did not know I
looked like my sister Crystal until that happened to me.
And there were a bunch of people sitting by the
whole wall that was a mirror, and they thought, Oh,
this lady's like on something, she's special. And I walked
past these people and I was like, that's me, guys.
Waved at myself for a long time. It has word
(34:31):
at myself.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Put these clothes on. Today, I know what I'm wearing.
I still waved at myself. Wave you gotta go. Hey.
So there's too many of us or there's not enough. No,
there's just enough. There, there is enough. No more.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
No sisters who.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Looks I'm look I'm in the market for a sister.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
She's still a baby.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I only have a brother who looks very different than me.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
He's a very I'm I'm a short, shorty and he
is a tall tallie.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
He's about like six three.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
It's too tall.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's too tall.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
How tall are you?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
I'm barely five feet. I'm not I'm not getting I'm
not five feet is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Okay, you can be our sister. Yeah, we're short people.
I'm a giant. Amber's a giant. I'm five to two.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I'm so much taller than mom and dad. Wow, I'm
the big boy. You are a tall Jean. But it's
not would average what I would do for five to
two Lacy.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
I mean I'm powering over you.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, you can't reach nothing. Still in the same club,
five two is not much taller.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
You're still short. She's small. She's small.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Then you must be tiny. Guys, it's time for my
can you stand it now? Recently this week I discovered
something that I think you guys are really going to enjoy.
So I was walking walking through the mall and I
stumbled upon this place and I was like, oh my god,
what are these beautiful smells coming from inside to I
went inside and I was like, holy crap, look at
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this menu. The menu was huge, and I ordered some
potstickers and text mix egg rolls and guess what. I
was at the motherfucking Cheesecake Factory and it's my favorite
place of all tie Becca, Rebecca, do not feed into this.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is her Can you stand it? Every damn episode?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I love the Cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, you guys are sisters. Guys, take her.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I was just on the Today Show to promote the
Whiz and they brought out a cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
From the Cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Talk about the cheesea Factory and we were like, ha ha,
isn't this funny?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yay?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Oh, thanks you guys, And then the cameras turned off
and the producer said, so, did you want to take this?
I said, boy, you better wrap this shit up. I'm
taking it. Give it here.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm gonna give I'm gonna be like, no, no, thank you.
I don't need to take a whole cheese. I need
that cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Give it here.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'm gonna put it in the refrigerator next to the
rest of the cheese, yes, which I will also eat. Okay, Rebecca,
you said you love the Cheesecake Factory. What's your favorite
thing from them?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I I do go for the Chinese chicken salad.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
People love it. It's great.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Yeah, it's it's a it's a staple. I also like
their turkey burgers.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Never had it, I might try that.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
I'm not opposed to a turkey burgersensible.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Oh that's right now.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Speaking of sensible, Cheesecake Factory has a wonderful, stinny delicious menu.
Why don't you'll find all kinds of diet fair So
even if you're climbing your carriers, you can enjoy yourself
at the Cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Guys. It's it's pretty bad. I really do love the
Cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
All right, guys, I think it's time to take a break, okay,
and when we come back, you gonna hear more of this. Hey, everybody,
welcome back to the ever Lacey Lacy in every show stops.
No one wanted to hear that. Everybody wanted it already.
(38:41):
They're writing in tell you to stop.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I don't know if everyone knows this, but my sister
Lacy Lamar is on the apps.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
You can find her under big Butt stop it.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
That's her name you want if you want to match
with her, it's big Butt Farts. Yeah, please look for that.
And the big is for the farts, not for the butt.
So the big These the farts are thing.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
When she's on them, people slide into her DMS and
they say the best shit I have ever heard of
my life, Just wild garbage.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
And it happens all day, every day.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Someone's in her ship right now talking about, uh, there
is one true God and it's Elon Musk or some shit.
It's happened when something is so close that I'm about
to read. Really okay, so let's get in. These are
terrible messages. They're always the terrible ones, but I do
get more terrible ones than normal.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Just Hi, how are you doing? That would be great
if I got a high? How are you doing? I'm
going to continue the conversations.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
These I almost I don't respond to. It's very few
of them that I'll be like, yuck. Normally it's block
and delete right away. Some of them I do respond to,
even though I shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
But here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
The first one is God inhabits my body, therefore I
should be treated as one. Then right after that, he
sent me, what's your biggest pet?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Peeve? And y'all know what I said.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Men who think they are Jesus, why don't you ask.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Yourself up? What amber? How do you feel about that?
What God inhabits?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Was he saying that God is in his body with
him and there are two people in there. Or is
he saying that, you know, we're all God's children, so
then a little bit of that.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Or was he saying all bow before me. Yes, I
am king Hotel.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I think he was saying, therefore I should be treated
as one.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Oh no, wow, that's a turn.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
It did. But Rebecca, would you date this guy? Be honest?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
As soon as I saw God inhabits my body started. Yeah, yeah,
because there was no hello. This God inhabits my body,
which is not a bad greeting. It's that inhabits my
body mine too, and the story.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's like and also with you. Yeah, no, thank you.
But Lacy, I'm gonna tell you what I always do. Okay,
give him a chance. No, I'm not giving greeting my chance.
Just try it.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Absolutely not. And I'm so glad I don't let you control.
I'm so glad I don't let you respond to these.
You'd have so many dates.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Wouldn't be okay? This next one is a picture.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Now I people get these all the time. You think
I'm making this up. This is a real thing in
prison but able to text?
Speaker 3 (41:53):
No, don't. Yeah, what are we gonna know?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I want to go to dinner tomorrow? You lost him
at go he cannot go. There will be no going.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Oh no, imprisonment able to text. Wow, I'll say nothing
to that one because you're not.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Sorry, sir, Lacy No, Lacey, No, I think you should
give him a chance.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
When does he get out? Rebecca? Are you dating this guy?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not dating this guy.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
And you can't text all the time, sir, you're lying.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And I have questions too about like how did how.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Did keep phones in your butts?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Mattress one's sting of it.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
He gets ahead of it, you know, he's like, I
know what you're thinking. I can't talk. I have limitations, right.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
He doesn't limitations.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
No, he didn't have time to make that profile. He
could only write checked it under the mattress. Yeah, okay,
I loved this one. His profile name pissed off. It's
just his name.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Oh okay, pissed off? Is that sad? Yeah? And he
just said like hello or something. I didn't even write
what he just your name alone? God, you have anger issues?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Why are you you must know that that's a concern
I have as a one, and no one's calling you that.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
You're just so angry about life that you just put that.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's not your government name. Your government name is not
pissed Off Williams. It's yeah, it's not your name or
pissed And he was born to Sean and Wilhelmina Off.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
And I don't think that happened you. Sure, Yeah, I'm
pretty much. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it's not real.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
But this one, I wait again, Sorry, Yeah, are you
dating Pissed?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
I'm not dating any of these guys, just because I like,
I would assume that when you pick a screen name,
you want to show them, you know, like I don't know,
you want to put your best foot forward or something like.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Like angel angel guy. That's not Angel Guy twenty one
or something. Pissed Off. Yeah, that's not really putting your
best foot forward. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I've seen some anger names that I've seen. Last chance.
There's a lot of last chances there is.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
What does that mean? What is last chance mean? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
It's like, come and get me now, this is your
last chance. Oh oh, yeah, or for long last chance. No,
it'll be like I'm getting off this app because I
don't see no women on here that I want to date,
or there's just no one here for me.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
So this is your last chance. I like it. You
sound really? Oh you like that?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I like this.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Show's confidence?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Right, yeah, do we get it it.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
This one was by my grandpa. Oh god, I shouldn't
said my grandpa, but o grandpa, I feel why oh
why do you ladies have piercings? I will not tolerate
any if you have them, please wipe. Okay, now that's
you said message. But that's not a message. It's his profile.
It's his profile. Okay, it's his profile. It's his profile.
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That's which is a message to everyone knows leave you
alone gets a message. But he said hello. So then
I just go and I look at the profile. It's
one of those and then I'm like, thank you for
putting that on there. And it's one of those pictures
where he put he was forty four, this man looked
ninety two. Because you told on yourself when he said
why oh, why when's the last or anyone under nineties
(45:46):
say why oh why? Think about songs when you're little.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Why why? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Why oh?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Why?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
I told on yourself with the wy O?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Why?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Sorry guys? Guy, Okay, no, thank you.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
I mean this is valuable real estate. You've got How
many like letters are you allowed to use in this area?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
You can use a lot. I think you can use
up to five hundred on some of them. Yeah. No,
men aren't filling that up like that. M m yeah
in prison? Please can text?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I can't text?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Said, why?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
What?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Why?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
I'm a grandpa. Cantext will be better?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah, I'm old, But can text?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
That's important now we're interested.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
I just I also want to be like, can I
have my ears pierced?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:36):
He will not tolerate that. Yeah, it's not tolerating.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
If I have them lift, you're going to have to
get them medically closed and then call him.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
It's a tough procedure. It's just one. I think it's
the easiest of glue.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I did find my husband last night, and I've never
said this. This man had a picture of himself, and
underneath where he could have written five hundred words, he wrote,
seafood and steak. You had me, You had me at
Seafood and Steak sir, that's a very good It's all
he wrote. Then did you write him No? I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yes, and yes no I did not. Okay, but I
just thought it was funny. He did a good job.
He thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
But yeah, Lacey, No, you could have said hello, my
name is blah blah blah. He wrote seafood and steak, bitch,
isn't that what you want?
Speaker 3 (47:35):
It didn't write bit truly, he did not write bitch.
He did not. I'm just saying, okay, the energy I felt.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
No, seafood and steak sounds like it would be a
good date. I mean, he's got ideas at least.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah, we're going to eat. You don't have to choose
where you go.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
You know exactly where you're going red lobster, an out
back steakhouse or and or back and forth dder sounds
like a dream. But you can get both of those
things at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Okay, guys, did you know that you can write into
the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber show our email
is going to appear in the chat box any second now,
and then when it does, I'm gonna tell you exactly
what it is.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Until then, I.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Need you to know that you can write into the
Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show and ask for
advice and we'll give it to you. Yeah, you can
write it into the Amber and Lacy Lacy Amber Show
and ask for Lacey's phone number and I'll give it
to you.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Oh god, no, just kidding. But give him a chance.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
But have feelings, okay, and have thoughts and then write
them down and send them to the Amber and Lacy
Lacy and Amber Show. Our email is Amber and Lacey
Advice at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Now, you probably think I could have remembered that, but
I've never remembered it and I never will. We're at
the age where we don't have any more room. We
don't have room for phone numbers, addresses anything, Amber and
Lacyadvice at gmail dot com. Please write in with your thoughts,
your feelings, and your requests for advice. Here are some
(49:20):
emails we have received. I should point out we do
not have access to this email. We get the emails
that the producer send us. Okay, oh sorry if yours
was not chosen, Sorry if yours was not chosen. But
also you know, do better, andres said your show cheers
me up every time? Now, is this all from Andres
(49:43):
or not?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Okay? Oh biggest fan? Oh okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
So we got a really nice email from Andres. Now,
sometimes you'll notice I'll say Andres. Sometimes I'll say Andressed.
That's when I've forgotten to say Andres. Okay, Andres, I'm
just gonna assume that that's right. Andres said your show
cheers me up every time?
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Isn't that nice?
Speaker 1 (50:07):
You know? You? We do get emails and it's like
my sister fucked my husband, what do we do?
Speaker 3 (50:14):
But then this is just like the happiest little email.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
So guys, sometimes we just want to read the happy ones.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Okay, we love happy one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Andrea sent the long email and some of the things
he said were, Lacey, you're incredible and the reigning champion
of El DeBarge knowledge. I hope you find the little
things to make you comfortable in New York. Now, Lacy
and I I used to have a show called The
Amber Ruffin Show, and on it, our guest was El DeBarge,
(50:44):
and Lacy and I played a game show against El
DeBarge called No You're El DeBarge, where Lacey beat El
DeBarge at El DeBarge trivia.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
He's my favorite singer of all time. Yeah true.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Lacy famously has a shirt that I always mentioned that
says play some DeBarge and has a picture of a
gun on it.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
That's how serious I am. Wow, you better play this,
You better play it. We don't around.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
So that's what Andres is talking about. Isn't that cute?
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Love?
Speaker 3 (51:15):
I love them, love them, love Andres? Okay.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
So Andres also said I push your books so much.
I don't have a copy at my house, but I'm
getting more anyway.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
So there, how nice love them? What if this is
the only email we've ever received? Made up the makeup stuff?
What if they made up this email?
Speaker 1 (51:35):
And Andres come over Amber's house if you're real, come
on over. Andreas also said I can't think of any advice,
even though I could probably use some. I just wanted
to send you guys some love from a fan.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yay, nice, that's nice. Love it, that's I love a.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Compliment, Andreas, I actually do have some advice for you.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Thank you for your email. You should also be listening
to the Alarmist podcast. That's true with your new best
friend right, So under this everybody could use a little
bit of advice, especially lazy. Oh what, oh wait, there's
some more stuff on the road.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Lacy should really start grooming better.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Oh my gosh, I'm dressed.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
You see my eyelighter, the phones, I thought my hair.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Oh my gosh, she's writing me live.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
He says, no, it's before we go. I do have
a question for Rebecca. Okay, okay, Rebecca. What is your
favorite episode of your podcast that you've done?
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Oh, what a great question.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
I enjoy The Titanic. I have to say the Titanic.
It's it was our first episode. I was I didn't
know what I was doing, but I knew. I loved
the tragedy of the titan.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Who doesn't did you learn anything? Did you get any
new facts?
Speaker 5 (53:05):
Oh my goodness. They were not wearing binoculars. The lookouts
had no binoculars.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
You said, I can't see five feet front?
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 5 (53:17):
And it's because o their like main lookout was supposed
to be on the ship, but got called in the
last minute, went to another ship, took his keys to
the locker with the binoculars.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
What so the.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
The binoculars were on the ship, but they had they
couldn't get into the lockers.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Oh oh no, that's not in the movie.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
It's not no, but I but in the movie James Cameron,
who is a historian as well, they do not have
binoculars the lookouts when they when they see the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
They they don't have them.
Speaker 5 (53:56):
And I have we I've talked to an expert about this,
and the expert did say that the binoculars would not
have made a difference. Oh so, but still still, still
you could. I don't believe it. Still, I don't care
what the experts say.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Neither neither. Just was it foggy that night? Look, I
don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
It wasn't It was still a very still night where
the water, which is actually worse because you can see
the water like hitting the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
You also you also couldn't see hear it.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Oh all of this is making sense?
Speaker 5 (54:39):
Goodness, So, I mean, yeah, we have a bunch of
other disasters from you know, triangle shirtwaist factory fire to
that's honestly, that's on our list of episodes.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
But add it to there.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
It's it's too soon. We have to see how it
all turns out.
Speaker 5 (55:04):
You know, just slow down, slow down, now, your hair
looks wonderful.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
It always does, Ambers just being Amber.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
I can't help it, no, but geez, Louise, my friends
were just talking about the triangle shirt waist shirt waist
factory fire. Yeah, I mean is fuck Every time I
think about it, it makes me sweat. What a horrible,
horrible tragedy.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Horrible The doors were locked?
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Doors were the doors? How you gon fucking lock the doors? Guys?
We gotta get up under this podcast so we can
walk around going how horrible, how terrible?
Speaker 1 (55:51):
But you know what's not horrible? And you know what's
not terrible is our new friend Rebecca. And now she's
gonna choose which sister is there?
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yes, she already sent me the time. Sorry, so you
don't need to go there. I spilled the beans early
and I'm.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
Sorry not guys.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
You can follow Rebecca on social media at.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Smith ray Bay. That's just Smith and R E b E.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
Okay, yay, so that's how you follow her, okay. Yeah,
And you see her on the streets so you can
follow her behind her.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
And you should follow the Alarmist podcast, yes, yes, and
you know what else you should follow Lacy lamar One
and Amber Ruffin on Instagram and yeah, we're on there somewhere.
Guys find us, come find us.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
Search.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah I need more than five followers, please follow me. Please,
Thank you guys. This has been the Amber and Lacy
Lacy and Amber Show. We love you so bad and
we are going to see you in one week with
our special guests, one of the people from Lacey's DMS,
I go by Barack Obama in Prison, can podcast Goodbye
(57:10):
we Wye
This podcast is great and I'm not trying to get
a rise. It was just the nounce it won the
Nobel Peace Prize. Is the Amber and Lacey Lacy and
Amber Show. That's our like third Nobel Peace prim So
sick of looking for places to put my Nobel prizes, guys,
(00:23):
Let's give someone else one. Give someone else the Nobel Peace.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is this podcast amazing? Absolutely? Is it the cause of
future world peace?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, yes we will unite the world. Yes, but but guys,
you've got to stop. It's embarrassing at this point. Have
they now put it into the Pledge of Allegiance? Yes,
and that I mean it deserved it. But you've got
to stop.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Guys. This is the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
As you already know, we're super humble, but we don't
we're tired of the accolades. I mean we've already got
the ego. Yeah. Has this podcast egot it?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yes? Yes? Did we get our doctorate because of this?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yes? Nurses pen yes, are people studying us? Is a
master's degree available in the Amber and Lacey Lacy amberd Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
But guy, guys, stop, please got it out?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, all right, got that out of the way, Lacy, Yeah,
have you been I have been great, and I'm dying
to ask you this question.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh I don't even.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Know if I'm going to answer it, but I feel
like off the cuff you can answer it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay. I was.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I was on the book the Facebook and they were
talking about the show Griselda, which was a while ago.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And you know, she was the lady from h from
what you're talking about. Oh, I thought you meant the actress.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I know, well, yeah, but the character Griselda ran a
huge drug cartel and people were talking about how easy
it was, okay, And then they were talking about who
I mean idiots were like I could do that, Like
when I say I could do that, but they were steriot,
like it could be done okay. And then they were
talking about the celebrities. You have to choose three celebrities
(02:10):
amber to help you run your cartel.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Who are they?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
My three celebrities that would help me run my cartel
are Idris Elbow because I feel like he could get
away with stuff because he's so hot, so hot, but
also he could intimidate people, which I assume is a
part of it. Then I would also include whoever the
(02:36):
smallest white lady. I can think all these because no
one ever suspects a small white lady.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Who are so right?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yes, I'm yeah, definitely whoever is the smallest? Are they
in her suitcase? The drugs are in her suitcase? The
drugs in her suitcase.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
They're not checking that. They're not checking it. My suitcase
has been checked. They're not.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, you're right, you're right. They love to check my suitcase.
But I do have drugs in there, right, because I
love drugs. My third celebrity who I would have help
me run drugs?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay? The question who is you know? Gosh?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I guess I want to say, like, whoever is plausibly
a drug runner?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Like maybe like Gosh, I don't know. I guess Sugar Night,
one of the five H four boys. I'm trying not
to go to jail. I don't have I have to
figure out how to run the drugs. They gonna check him, Yeah,
but he has he has connections because you have to
(03:45):
a lot of this work because I'm thinking characters.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
But you're going deeper than that. Oh, I thought we
were really doing this ship. Should I not know this question?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's just said name three celebrities that are helping you
and you you're probably right. I was gonna choose I'm
gonna get her name wrong. But Maud, the lady from
Golden Girls, the tall one, Arthur b Arthur, Danny DeVito,
that's right, tall small, You need a tall you need
a tall small. And just I need someone that I
just love for no reason at all, baby Face, those
(04:19):
about three people. Well, look, here's why you're right. Danny
DeVito probably knows a little bit about drugs because he's
an adult. B Arthur, she's dead, but she was brought
her back to life. She really could talk herself out
of a situation. I feel no one is great. No
one is taking her bag of life.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm not trying.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Who do you think you are? Give me my bag back?
I don't That's what she sounds like. And then baby
Face just keeping heka sing to me. He has nothing
to do about this. Guys, baby Face got a jit.
So you're smart, baby face, if you're out there, I'm
starting a little something. So baby Face, please don't please
don't call. I think I could do this. She can't
do it. Also, I thought that we just announced our
(05:02):
drug plan.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, I mean, never mind, we're not starting a cartel.
So guys, so here's a special message to the FBI.
We're not starting a cartel. We are not We're not
doing it. Actually joke, We're just kidding. But Danny DeVito
hit me up. You know why for the uggs. Dre
(05:26):
Remember pig Latin, Yeah, I do. I never did it.
What I never? I never spoke that way. I thought
it was silly and dumb. But you can understand it
kind of. There's no reason for it. I was born
a sixty two year old lady. When kids were doing that,
I was like, speak correctly, this is dumb. Then I
opened up my Lord of the Rings book and I kept.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Big nerd.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I spent a long time in Amsterdam, and Dutch people
speak perfect English, so you can't like secretly talk without
them understanding you. But Dutch people have no clue what
pig Latin is.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So if you speak pig Latin, they can't understand you.
And so it's a fun way to tell secrets when
you're in Holland. So remember that, guys. Okay, it's gonna
come in handy the next time you go to Holland.
All right, what else I saw and I know I
said this, but I have to say it again. Damn
Jerry Seinfeld for his he's seventy, looks look like he's
(06:24):
in his forties.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Does what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He looks great.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I said a picture of him.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I just saw him on an interview and then someone said,
I can't believe you're seventy. Even the interviewer was like,
what did you What are you doing? It's all that
cereals he's eating. That man really does love cereal. He
says he eats it as a snack all the time.
And I was like, maybe I gotta have a cup
of cereal every now and then. Guys, you shouldn't really
be eating a lot of cereal. It's not great for you,
but you know it is.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Great for you. Cheese cake factory, he knew. As good
as what star? Do you think looks amazing for their age?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Don't say me because we all know that Angela Bassett
Edgela Bassett's really amazing for it age?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Absolutely right?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, I know Angela Bassett. I can't even I couldn't
even think of another one. That's how good she looks.
You think about Angela Bassett? Now quick, okay, everybody at
home think of Angela Bassett and then try to think
of anything else.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You can't. You're absolutely can't. You try to picture anything.
He does look great.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
But you know what you said it one time you
said the guy from Clueless, that actor. Yeah you said it,
but he looked young. Everyone says it. It's yeah, I know,
But I mean he does. He does, He really does.
I had to do a podcast with him called Virtual Island,
written by John Lutz, and so I was in the
(07:39):
studio with him. He looked like a child one inch
away from his face. I'm like, this man is a
child I gave birth to.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That's like a child. He doesn't look like there's work.
It's just him looking. But he doesn't have the plastic
surgery for now.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
The other night, I was at a party and I
met a guy who was the most beautiful man I've
ever seen. And we were laughing and laughing about how
pretty is Me and my friend Droel were yelling at
him about his beauty, and we were talking about our
ages and we were just talking about how people don't
look their age, and the guy goes, you would never
(08:13):
guess my age, but that sounds like he was cocky.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
He wasn't it like came up naturally.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And I was like, well, now we have to guess,
and he was like, you can try, you're not going
to do it. I go, well, now that you say that,
then I think you're my age. You're forty five, and
he goes, I am not.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I go because I knew that. I knew that this
man was thirty. Then when he said you'll never guess
my age, I was like, well, the highest I'm willing
to go it was forty five.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
This man said, I'm fifty seven years old. He's fifty
seven years old. I was like, how could this can't
tell us you're the most and yeah, I can't tell
you who he's Okay, because I'm about to say this,
he was like, well, sometimes I uh get fillers.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
And I was like, oh you get filler. There you
ran and got fillers. I knew you looked young this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
He but then we asked, when was the last time
you got rehipped? He said January? So guys, oh no, man,
oh no, I'm afraid because we've all seen mistakes. If
everything was one hundred percent, guys, I'm getting a filler
from the tip of my good the bottom of my
tip of I'm I'm afraid yeacause once you mess up,
(09:28):
you mess up. Then I gotta walk around like Zoro
what a mask on?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
This is this man, let's just hold Oh oh he.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Needs a picture. Look at this face. Stop look at
his face. Girl, my god, seven years old.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Rember just showed me this man's face and he looks thirty.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
He looks years old. Guys, we have to get off
this podcast. See you later.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We gotta go get fillers, Bie, we gotta get fillers today.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Guys, this man looks amazing. Oh. This is the Amber
and Lacy Lacy Namber Show.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
We have the best guests, and that would be Rebecca
Delgado Smith. She's the host of the Alarmist podcast and
her podcast covers different tragedies throughout history. It sounds like
a bummer, but it's so fucking interesting you could die
from it. Sorry to talk to our whomen We get back,
and you know what, we're also going to talk to you, okay,
(10:24):
because that's who this podcast is for.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
It's for you. For you, we love you, We'll see you.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And just a little bit, Hey, everybody, guess what. We're
doing a podcast right now. Welcome to the Ever Lacy
(10:49):
Lacy damber Show. Welcome back, because at this point we
have recorded an act one.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm a professional.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Hey, you guys, guess what. We're here with our new
best friend and we have kind of already started talking. Yes,
my new best friend is Rebecca del Gatos.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Hi, Hello, was.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I supposed to say yet?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, You've just listen to this woman you want to do?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Also, like I am hurried into this intro so that
we could keep talking about something, and then I forgot
what the something we were talking about.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
The freezer full of food.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So mom and dad have a freezer full of food
and they cook something delicious, they put it in a
bag or a tupperware and then they freeze it. So
then every time I go home to Omaha, Nebraska, I
can just say freaking salmon croquettes and there's some in
there is ready to go. I can just say kidney
(11:50):
beans sin, there's ready to go. And I, on the
other hand, I want nothing frozen. If it's frozen there,
leave it, let archaeologists discover it years later. If it's
not fresh, I'm like, I don't want it. I don't
want it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I feel that way about leftovers in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I'm okay with freezer stuff, but that to me, at least,
if you put it in the fridge, it's stopped, like
something about science has made it stop.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know, whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The DNA has been changed, okay, and once you thaw
that out, it's not the same.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Tastes like crickets. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't I don't agree people eat crickets.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I've eaten a cricket, and I apologize to all my
cricket eating free cricket. I'll eat anything you cook it.
I will pay it. Amber take a bite right out
of her.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Sorry, it's the end. Times. We're down. We're fighting to
the death like we have to survive. You would fight
me to the dust and then eat.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
My bones in your honor. I'm gonna I'm gonna say
a little something. I'm gonna say good words for you.
This has taking a turn. Hey, I'm sorry, Rebecca, list
everyone you would eat. Welcome to Cannibals the musical.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Nothing we have talked about is something we are here
to talk about. And isn't that kind of the theme.
It is in a way it is. That's the theme
with the Imbry and Lacy Show. Emberon Lacey Lacy never show.
I mean, that's the full name. The full name of
your podcast is the Alarmist Podcast. Yay, yayyy, and girl,
you'll be getting into it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No, we have to.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We have to.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
There's so many tragedies and disasters out there. They never stop.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Buddy, I can think of three happening right now. Oh,
we have to laugh or else we'll be really sad.
And that's another theme.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, all right, guys, we are just meeting Rebecca, so
we're gonna ask her some icebreaker questions before we continue
on with the podcast, before we ask her to choose
which one of us she likes the best. We already
she already sent me a text she texts that says
Lacy is the best.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Don't tell Amber.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh God, pretend I'm so sorry, Amber, Yeah, keep talking.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I guess we're gonna do icebreakers. Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Now, we're gonna ask some icebreaker questions to get to
know Rebecca better. But we're gonna guess the answers, and
then we're gonna ask Rebecca the real answers. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
if Rebecca was a DJ, what would her name be?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Already know what I already know.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
DJ, DJ Freezer Fridge, DJ Becky beck Becca and I
just went.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
To her show last night.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
She is a real DJ, and I was like, oh,
DJ Mecca. I don't even know what I said, Becky.
It's a lot of becks, but I think that's.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
What her name would be. What do you choose? I
choose DJ Freezer Fridge.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Okay, So, so when do I say my answer? Because
you're both wrong.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Maybe you didn't hear them right at the show last night?
What you were DJ? What would your DJ name be?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Okay, I gave this, I'm giving this some thought and
DJ Bunk, DJ bunk like on the head. Yeah yeah,
this is it's too early to be so embarrassing, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Look we don't know your vibe and that's what figure out.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Well, here's here's what I'll say.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Okay, So I have a friend who does you know
how I don't know what this is called. But when
they break apart your name in a secret language. Uh
so they're always like he always says, I'm ronky bonky
cong cong k.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And I don't know if this is like an official
secret language, but when I asked him, he said it
was his friend Erica who made it up.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But I always think of Bonk.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
That's great. I like it, and that's DJ Bonk Ronky
Bunky conkung k.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So in a way, Lacey, you were kind of right.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, no, she's also wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What song do you think Rebecca would listen to all
day long? I know for a fact what it is.
It's the same song all of America has been listening
to for the past three days. It's Bbol Drizzy. I
have never stopped thinking about that song since the second
I heard it. It's the most beautiful song I've ever heard.
I don't like that it means something negative and I
(17:25):
don't care.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I love it. Well.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I just found out what that song was this morning,
So I don't think that's what Becca's listening to. I
know for a fact because when she came on it
was playing and she turned it down.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
It was Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Because when we came on, it was like she was
liked and she was like yeah, and I was like,
I know the answer.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Please tell us what that song would be.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I first of all, Amber, I haven't heard that song.
What I know. I'm so sorry, guys.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It's part of the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. It's
called BBL Drizzy.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It was made by Metro Booman because Drake told Metro
to shut up and make beats and so he made
one talking about how Drake looks like he has a
BBO And that's the.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And it's a pretty history of it. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
So okay, I gotta get on that. I've been listening
to the song. I don't even know if it's new,
but it's called Mommy by Carol G.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
What Carol G and Becky G.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Not that I only do things that have my name
that are have my name or somehow related to my name,
but uh yeah, as one of the like my favorite.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Lyrics, what is it? Say?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well, it's not gonna. It's in Spanish.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Say it in Spanish and let us translate it.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Okay, you want it?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
You okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, let me just look
it up so that it's correct.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
And while you're looking it up, I'm so so prize
it was not man shot.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I lie, but I just mean I'm not gonna call
you a liar on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's sorry saying it.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
No one wants to hear that.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
So okay, this is you know, this is about a guy,
and my my take is that they're not She's not
really into the sky.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
This is not a good guy. Okay, Jeno Meatris.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I'll say that again, Jeno, meet up, Jenotras.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't something my for my daddy to want me.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Am I close.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Hold on and I'm going to take a guess. I'm
talking about the man in the mirror. That's not what
I was. We'll wait, okay, get it, wait I could,
I could, I'll say it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Should I say it again? Okay, Jon Patras.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I don't look to anyone else to want me.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
No, do you want me to say? Okay?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I don't look back, not even to park Oh I
love that she's a badass.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh look bad not even now. First of all, i'd
be smashing cars car, So.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That is.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Dangerous. It's not recommended. But like this, what's the song
called mommy? M A M I I I.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So it's like you.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Gotta say mommy like mommy.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Guys, I gotta learn Spanish. This is really it's getting
out of hand.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
There are lines like this every where you know lyrics Spanish.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Very good though, I will say it's really better than
mine because you'll heard my guests.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
What but what if she had been listening a man
if she had.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Been listening man in the mirror played lottery? Because we
need to talk about while you just in the morning,
in the morning, taking a good hard look at life
like that. But we've got to get into it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, no, it's too early.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Do you think Rebecca has ever ridden a motorcycle? Absolutely? Yeah,
it has to be true. Yeah, we're both gonna have
yeah for that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Absolutely not. I never could never.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Her head was nodding like this when we were saying it,
so I was like, she's right, now, you've never ridden
a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, I'm very risk averse.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I actually my husband got a bicycle recently, not recently
a few years ago, and we had so many fights
about it, and I.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Would cry every time he would go riding bike.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
And the bike is now sitting in our you know, backyard,
just getting spiders. It's a spider's nest at the moment
it's being used as a spider's nest.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That's what bikes are good for. Yea. Spiders love bike
they have so many legs. You help nature. Yeah, I'm
not getting on absolutely in the streets with cars. Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And I lived in Amsterdam where it was only bikes
all the time. Bikes and cars were one. It was horrible, horrible.
Shouldn't be that close to a car. No, okay, no, no,
I'm reading the next Okay, okay. If Rebecca was in
the Olympics, what sport would she compete in?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Shot put? Final answers? What's the ice shuffleboard?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No? No, no, no, what's the weird ice one? Why
can't I think of what that is?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Curling? Curling?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
She's curling because she just said she don't want to
risk not trying to hurt her. So I never heard
anybody get hurt curling. But go ahead, okay. Swimming, Yeah,
my little baby duck.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I love Florida. I've been swimming, you know. I used
to swim when I was a kid. I swam competitively.
My stroke was a breastro not not breastroke, butterfly I was.
I quit when I was in the fourth grade.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
So oh, formal. I gave my formal resignation.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Wait, you hadn't give them formal you typed it out.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, yeah, because I was on a team. It was
a I had.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
A big meat in.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
It was a Florida competition, and I I choked on water,
oh during the big competition, and I thought I was
drowning and I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I was holding on to the you know, Blaine's time.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
But that was the end of it. That was the
end of it for.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Me, Rebecca. One of us can swim, the other can't.
Will you guess which one?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'm gonna guess that Amber. You can swim, how dare you?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I do not know how to swim. If you see
me in the water, say goodbye. I'm in the midst
of dying.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I should jump in, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Either save me or send me off with a smile.
I'm dying, and then put in freezer.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
You're so hungry. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Remember when that movie about the soccer players crashed in
the mountains came?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yes, yeah, I think about that movie a lot every.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Would you serve absolutely, I'm just enough.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I'm taking a bit. Why would you?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I don't. I don't want to get remad about this.
I don't want to get re angered. But why would you.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Starve if someone's delicious? But right there, you can take
a bite in the society of the Snowy made a
second one. We need to watch it. We need to
watch it.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
We need to watch it. But yeah, I'm totally gonna live. Yeah,
I mean, I'm not going to live.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I'm weak. My body wants to die. Now. I'm sorry.
These people are already dead. Who was ever dead? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, If they're already dead, then yeah, yeah, then we're surviving.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
We're kind of like, go tomorrow. I'm I'm just joking.
She's she's wrong, it's wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, I can't believe how mad I still am about that.
Everyone take a bite of someone. So, okay, does Rebecca
fold her pizza?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Now?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Hold on, where are you from?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh? You said Florida? Okay, Rebecca, where are you living at?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Give us the address and your phone number. Don't do that.
But where do you live?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I live in Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
She doesn't fold. You're not folding your pizza. Finally we
both said.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No, you're correct.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yay, good.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Now you can really be our friend, because that's how
we judge people. We don't love thin fluppy pizza personally.
I think it's trash, and I think everyone who likes
it is lying. And when I become president, I'm filling
the prisons with.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
All your people.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Folds your pizza.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
World would be a better place the world would be
a better place if all you guys were out of here.
You're the ones starting the trouble, the riots, and the wars.
This podcast should be called hard Takes with your blood. No,
you guys holding your pizzas in front of me. She
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does not know what prisons are, guys. No, filled with
you guys.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I do.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I do hate then crust pizza. What's the good pizza? Rebcca?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Well, I was going to ask, how do you feel
about fork and knife to a pizza?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Well, if you need a fork and knife, then that's
a good pizza.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
But if you're cutting up a motherfucking flat bread, you're
an idiot. Yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's silly. Yeah, you're
being silly. That's you've forgotten how to eat.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, how do you feel about fork and knife pizza?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I mean, I I do it, I use it, but
not I would never do a flat bread.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay, your forking knife situation? Oh my god, the other
day I ate pizza with a fork and knife. Well
why were you doing Everyone else was doing it and
I didn't want to look stupid.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Okay, well that's different. Okay, that's different.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
But I felt stupid and I did do it. It
was a little hot, pizza was too hot. But just
as I cursed them, I realized I am them. I'll
see you in jail, everyone, guys, And that was our icebreaker.
In that icebreaker, Amber earned a thousand points. Lacy somehow
earned a negative amount, which I didn't know was possible.
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This brings us to our next segment called can you
Stand It?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
I'm getting you stand it now.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
In this part of the show, we like to gush
about the people, places, or things that we love so much.
Each of us is going to pick a thing that
we love, or medicine or a feeling, a new something,
and we're going to talk about how much we love it. Okay,
this was something that someone told me to watch and
(28:42):
I waited for a minute, but now we finally watched it.
Even Amber is into it too. It is Diara from Detroit. Fuck, yeah,
it's great. That show is so freakin' good.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I haven't seen this.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh it's on bet it's the fucking loveliest show.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
It's the funniest show it is. It's very good. It's
so cute.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That lady is a delight the era. I'm gonna go
ahead and assume her name is She's perfect. Your show
is perfect. I think she like wrote and started it.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Guys, hire more.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
People to write your own shit. Mm hmmm, I'm right. Yeah,
everyone else agree.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Okay, Rebecca, if you had to pick something that has
happened that you saw, that you bought, someone that you met, anything,
and don't make it me because we know it would
be me. So number two, number two, don't gush about me.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So guys, you can't.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's embarrassing. She gets embarrassed so easily.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
But also we don't know you. So this could be
anything from any time.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Anything, right, I could, but I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Malls. That's right, that's the correct answer.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I was.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
You know, it's been a while since I had been
to a mall, and recently I had to go. I
have a thing where if I get I have Lululemon pants.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, here's here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I have Lululemon pants and you know they have a
like a lifetime, lifetime guarantee on your luluse. So they
had a rip on a seam and I said, no,
this is not what I bargained for. This is it's
not what I bought into. So I took them back
and I've done this before and they gave me a
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new pair.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
They get, Yes, this is Lululemon is good. It really works.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Yeah, this time I brought in my I don't know
if I'm flagged or something in their system, as like
having brought back too many pants, but they sent me
to their seamstress and they fixed the pants for me.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh for free. But anyway, I had.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
To go to the mall to do this, and I
was reintroduced to the wonders of a mall.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, you're absolutely right, and Lululemon. I cannot believe they
did that. I thought for sure you were going to say,
and then they didn't, and that sucks.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I cannot believe they did that. Good for them. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Were you a mall baby, Like, were you hanging out
in the mall as a teenager?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yes, I was.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Name your spots in the mall.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
I was like, well, we had an outdoor mall in
I was big into the outdoor malls, and so we
had like you know, benches and hangouts. I didn't have
to like stay at the Hot Topic or at the Clayres.
I could walk around. I also like loved to go
to the movies, so it was always like you're going
to the movies and then you're walking around.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
There was always a plan.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
You know, you could waste a whole day out. If
you could live your life, you get to live your
best life.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Pizza place.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You get there at eleven and you tell mom and dad,
I don't want to see you until six pm.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
You could do it.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
You could do it too if you had enough money.
If you didn't have any money, you could still go
toot around the mall. I could toot around the mall.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, and make it long and an outdoor mall. I'm jealous. Nebraska.
We didn't have that when we were young.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Right, you're in.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
There walking around to be inside, yeah, you have to
be inside.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
My parents would do this thing where they would show
up to randomly like throughout my mall time as they
should have, and to just keep me on my toes,
like I never know knew when they were going to
be walking by. So I was a really respectable mall
goer as a team.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I remember my friends couldn't go to the mall unless
I was going.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
They'd be like, is Amber going? Well, then you cannot go.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Every once in a while they'd be like, are you
sure you have to go to practice? Could you just
come with us to the mall. I'd be like, I'm sorry,
I can't. Wow, we were little nerd babies. Also, I'll
stay at you.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Get the foot. No way, we're not talking to no dudes.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I mean, we're not talking to any dudes because I'm
a nerd, but we're also not talking to any dudes
because I'm a little murderer.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, we're the same person. Yeah, oh yeah, we're very safety.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I would have loved to go to the mall with you.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yep, your parents they would not be checking up on you,
and then we don't need to be because you would
be very safe. This has nothing to do with anything
one time in the mall.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
This happened to Lacey, and this has happened to me before,
but not I think it might have. Also it was
at like a store. This has happened both of us.
We will wave at one of our sisters because we'll
see one of us in the mall be like hi,
and then we'll get closer and be like hi. And
then we'll get closer and be like, why is she
mimicking what I'm doing? And then we'll realize we've been
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waving at a reflection of ourselves.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
It was the other person.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And when I tell you, I did not know I
looked like my sister Crystal until that happened to me.
And there were a bunch of people sitting by the
whole wall that was a mirror, and they thought, Oh,
this lady's like on something, she's special. And I walked
past these people and I was like, that's me, guys.
Waved at myself for a long time. It has word
(34:31):
at myself.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Put these clothes on. Today, I know what I'm wearing.
I still waved at myself. Wave you gotta go. Hey.
So there's too many of us or there's not enough. No,
there's just enough. There, there is enough. No more.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
No sisters who.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Looks I'm look I'm in the market for a sister.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
She's still a baby.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I only have a brother who looks very different than me.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
He's a very I'm I'm a short, shorty and he
is a tall tallie.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
He's about like six three.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
It's too tall.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's too tall.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
How tall are you?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
I'm barely five feet. I'm not I'm not getting I'm
not five feet is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Okay, you can be our sister. Yeah, we're short people.
I'm a giant. Amber's a giant. I'm five to two.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I'm so much taller than mom and dad. Wow, I'm
the big boy. You are a tall Jean. But it's
not would average what I would do for five to
two Lacy.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
I mean I'm powering over you.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, you can't reach nothing. Still in the same club,
five two is not much taller.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
You're still short. She's small. She's small.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Then you must be tiny. Guys, it's time for my
can you stand it now? Recently this week I discovered
something that I think you guys are really going to enjoy.
So I was walking walking through the mall and I
stumbled upon this place and I was like, oh my god,
what are these beautiful smells coming from inside to I
went inside and I was like, holy crap, look at
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this menu. The menu was huge, and I ordered some
potstickers and text mix egg rolls and guess what. I
was at the motherfucking Cheesecake Factory and it's my favorite
place of all tie Becca, Rebecca, do not feed into this.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is her Can you stand it? Every damn episode?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I love the Cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, you guys are sisters. Guys, take her.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I was just on the Today Show to promote the
Whiz and they brought out a cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
From the Cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Talk about the cheesea Factory and we were like, ha ha,
isn't this funny?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yay?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Oh, thanks you guys, And then the cameras turned off
and the producer said, so, did you want to take this?
I said, boy, you better wrap this shit up. I'm
taking it. Give it here.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm gonna give I'm gonna be like, no, no, thank you.
I don't need to take a whole cheese. I need
that cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Give it here.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'm gonna put it in the refrigerator next to the
rest of the cheese, yes, which I will also eat. Okay, Rebecca,
you said you love the Cheesecake Factory. What's your favorite
thing from them?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I I do go for the Chinese chicken salad.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
People love it. It's great.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Yeah, it's it's a it's a staple. I also like
their turkey burgers.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Never had it, I might try that.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
I'm not opposed to a turkey burgersensible.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Oh that's right now.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Speaking of sensible, Cheesecake Factory has a wonderful, stinny delicious menu.
Why don't you'll find all kinds of diet fair So
even if you're climbing your carriers, you can enjoy yourself
at the Cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Guys. It's it's pretty bad. I really do love the
Cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
All right, guys, I think it's time to take a break, okay,
and when we come back, you gonna hear more of this. Hey, everybody,
welcome back to the ever Lacey Lacy in every show stops.
No one wanted to hear that. Everybody wanted it already.
(38:41):
They're writing in tell you to stop.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I don't know if everyone knows this, but my sister
Lacy Lamar is on the apps.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
You can find her under big Butt stop it.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
That's her name you want if you want to match
with her, it's big Butt Farts. Yeah, please look for that.
And the big is for the farts, not for the butt.
So the big These the farts are thing.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
When she's on them, people slide into her DMS and
they say the best shit I have ever heard of
my life, Just wild garbage.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
And it happens all day, every day.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Someone's in her ship right now talking about, uh, there
is one true God and it's Elon Musk or some shit.
It's happened when something is so close that I'm about
to read. Really okay, so let's get in. These are
terrible messages. They're always the terrible ones, but I do
get more terrible ones than normal.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Just Hi, how are you doing? That would be great
if I got a high? How are you doing? I'm
going to continue the conversations.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
These I almost I don't respond to. It's very few
of them that I'll be like, yuck. Normally it's block
and delete right away. Some of them I do respond to,
even though I shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
But here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
The first one is God inhabits my body, therefore I
should be treated as one. Then right after that, he
sent me, what's your biggest pet?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Peeve? And y'all know what I said.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Men who think they are Jesus, why don't you ask.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Yourself up? What amber? How do you feel about that?
What God inhabits?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Was he saying that God is in his body with
him and there are two people in there. Or is
he saying that, you know, we're all God's children, so
then a little bit of that.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Or was he saying all bow before me. Yes, I
am king Hotel.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I think he was saying, therefore I should be treated
as one.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Oh no, wow, that's a turn.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
It did. But Rebecca, would you date this guy? Be honest?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
As soon as I saw God inhabits my body started. Yeah, yeah,
because there was no hello. This God inhabits my body,
which is not a bad greeting. It's that inhabits my
body mine too, and the story.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's like and also with you. Yeah, no, thank you.
But Lacy, I'm gonna tell you what I always do. Okay,
give him a chance. No, I'm not giving greeting my chance.
Just try it.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Absolutely not. And I'm so glad I don't let you control.
I'm so glad I don't let you respond to these.
You'd have so many dates.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Wouldn't be okay? This next one is a picture.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Now I people get these all the time. You think
I'm making this up. This is a real thing in
prison but able to text?
Speaker 3 (41:53):
No, don't. Yeah, what are we gonna know?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I want to go to dinner tomorrow? You lost him
at go he cannot go. There will be no going.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Oh no, imprisonment able to text. Wow, I'll say nothing
to that one because you're not.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Sorry, sir, Lacy No, Lacey, No, I think you should
give him a chance.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
When does he get out? Rebecca? Are you dating this guy?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not dating this guy.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
And you can't text all the time, sir, you're lying.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And I have questions too about like how did how.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Did keep phones in your butts?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Mattress one's sting of it.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
He gets ahead of it, you know, he's like, I
know what you're thinking. I can't talk. I have limitations, right.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
He doesn't limitations.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
No, he didn't have time to make that profile. He
could only write checked it under the mattress. Yeah, okay,
I loved this one. His profile name pissed off. It's
just his name.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Oh okay, pissed off? Is that sad? Yeah? And he
just said like hello or something. I didn't even write
what he just your name alone? God, you have anger issues?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Why are you you must know that that's a concern
I have as a one, and no one's calling you that.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
You're just so angry about life that you just put that.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's not your government name. Your government name is not
pissed Off Williams. It's yeah, it's not your name or
pissed And he was born to Sean and Wilhelmina Off.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
And I don't think that happened you. Sure, Yeah, I'm
pretty much. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it's not real.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
But this one, I wait again, Sorry, Yeah, are you
dating Pissed?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
I'm not dating any of these guys, just because I like,
I would assume that when you pick a screen name,
you want to show them, you know, like I don't know,
you want to put your best foot forward or something like.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Like angel angel guy. That's not Angel Guy twenty one
or something. Pissed Off. Yeah, that's not really putting your
best foot forward. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I've seen some anger names that I've seen. Last chance.
There's a lot of last chances there is.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
What does that mean? What is last chance mean? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
It's like, come and get me now, this is your
last chance. Oh oh, yeah, or for long last chance. No,
it'll be like I'm getting off this app because I
don't see no women on here that I want to date,
or there's just no one here for me.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
So this is your last chance. I like it. You
sound really? Oh you like that?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I like this.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Show's confidence?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Right, yeah, do we get it it.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
This one was by my grandpa. Oh god, I shouldn't
said my grandpa, but o grandpa, I feel why oh
why do you ladies have piercings? I will not tolerate
any if you have them, please wipe. Okay, now that's
you said message. But that's not a message. It's his profile.
It's his profile. Okay, it's his profile. It's his profile.
(45:21):
That's which is a message to everyone knows leave you
alone gets a message. But he said hello. So then
I just go and I look at the profile. It's
one of those and then I'm like, thank you for
putting that on there. And it's one of those pictures
where he put he was forty four, this man looked
ninety two. Because you told on yourself when he said
why oh, why when's the last or anyone under nineties
(45:46):
say why oh why? Think about songs when you're little.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Why why? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Why oh?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Why?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
I told on yourself with the wy O?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Why?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Sorry guys? Guy, Okay, no, thank you.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
I mean this is valuable real estate. You've got How
many like letters are you allowed to use in this area?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
You can use a lot. I think you can use
up to five hundred on some of them. Yeah. No,
men aren't filling that up like that. M m yeah
in prison? Please can text?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I can't text?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Said, why?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
What?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Why?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
I'm a grandpa. Cantext will be better?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah, I'm old, But can text?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
That's important now we're interested.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
I just I also want to be like, can I
have my ears pierced?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:36):
He will not tolerate that. Yeah, it's not tolerating.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
If I have them lift, you're going to have to
get them medically closed and then call him.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
It's a tough procedure. It's just one. I think it's
the easiest of glue.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I did find my husband last night, and I've never
said this. This man had a picture of himself, and
underneath where he could have written five hundred words, he wrote,
seafood and steak. You had me, You had me at
Seafood and Steak sir, that's a very good It's all
he wrote. Then did you write him No? I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yes, and yes no I did not. Okay, but I
just thought it was funny. He did a good job.
He thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
But yeah, Lacey, No, you could have said hello, my
name is blah blah blah. He wrote seafood and steak, bitch,
isn't that what you want?
Speaker 3 (47:35):
It didn't write bit truly, he did not write bitch.
He did not. I'm just saying, okay, the energy I felt.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
No, seafood and steak sounds like it would be a
good date. I mean, he's got ideas at least.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah, we're going to eat. You don't have to choose
where you go.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
You know exactly where you're going red lobster, an out
back steakhouse or and or back and forth dder sounds
like a dream. But you can get both of those
things at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Okay, guys, did you know that you can write into
the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber show our email
is going to appear in the chat box any second now,
and then when it does, I'm gonna tell you exactly
what it is.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Until then, I.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Need you to know that you can write into the
Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show and ask for
advice and we'll give it to you. Yeah, you can
write it into the Amber and Lacy Lacy Amber Show
and ask for Lacey's phone number and I'll give it
to you.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Oh god, no, just kidding. But give him a chance.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
But have feelings, okay, and have thoughts and then write
them down and send them to the Amber and Lacy
Lacy and Amber Show. Our email is Amber and Lacey
Advice at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Now, you probably think I could have remembered that, but
I've never remembered it and I never will. We're at
the age where we don't have any more room. We
don't have room for phone numbers, addresses anything, Amber and
Lacyadvice at gmail dot com. Please write in with your thoughts,
your feelings, and your requests for advice. Here are some
(49:20):
emails we have received. I should point out we do
not have access to this email. We get the emails
that the producer send us. Okay, oh sorry if yours
was not chosen, Sorry if yours was not chosen. But
also you know, do better, andres said your show cheers
me up every time? Now, is this all from Andres
(49:43):
or not?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Okay? Oh biggest fan? Oh okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
So we got a really nice email from Andres. Now,
sometimes you'll notice I'll say Andres. Sometimes I'll say Andressed.
That's when I've forgotten to say Andres. Okay, Andres, I'm
just gonna assume that that's right. Andres said your show
cheers me up every time?
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Isn't that nice?
Speaker 1 (50:07):
You know? You? We do get emails and it's like
my sister fucked my husband, what do we do?
Speaker 3 (50:14):
But then this is just like the happiest little email.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
So guys, sometimes we just want to read the happy ones.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Okay, we love happy one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Andrea sent the long email and some of the things
he said were, Lacey, you're incredible and the reigning champion
of El DeBarge knowledge. I hope you find the little
things to make you comfortable in New York. Now, Lacy
and I I used to have a show called The
Amber Ruffin Show, and on it, our guest was El DeBarge,
(50:44):
and Lacy and I played a game show against El
DeBarge called No You're El DeBarge, where Lacey beat El
DeBarge at El DeBarge trivia.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
He's my favorite singer of all time. Yeah true.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Lacy famously has a shirt that I always mentioned that
says play some DeBarge and has a picture of a
gun on it.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
That's how serious I am. Wow, you better play this,
You better play it. We don't around.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
So that's what Andres is talking about. Isn't that cute?
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Love?
Speaker 3 (51:15):
I love them, love them, love Andres? Okay.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
So Andres also said I push your books so much.
I don't have a copy at my house, but I'm
getting more anyway.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
So there, how nice love them? What if this is
the only email we've ever received? Made up the makeup stuff?
What if they made up this email?
Speaker 1 (51:35):
And Andres come over Amber's house if you're real, come
on over. Andreas also said I can't think of any advice,
even though I could probably use some. I just wanted
to send you guys some love from a fan.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yay, nice, that's nice. Love it, that's I love a.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Compliment, Andreas, I actually do have some advice for you.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Thank you for your email. You should also be listening
to the Alarmist podcast. That's true with your new best
friend right, So under this everybody could use a little
bit of advice, especially lazy. Oh what, oh wait, there's
some more stuff on the road.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Lacy should really start grooming better.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Oh my gosh, I'm dressed.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
You see my eyelighter, the phones, I thought my hair.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Oh my gosh, she's writing me live.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
He says, no, it's before we go. I do have
a question for Rebecca. Okay, okay, Rebecca. What is your
favorite episode of your podcast that you've done?
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Oh, what a great question.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
I enjoy The Titanic. I have to say the Titanic.
It's it was our first episode. I was I didn't
know what I was doing, but I knew. I loved
the tragedy of the titan.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Who doesn't did you learn anything? Did you get any
new facts?
Speaker 5 (53:05):
Oh my goodness. They were not wearing binoculars. The lookouts
had no binoculars.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
You said, I can't see five feet front?
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 5 (53:17):
And it's because o their like main lookout was supposed
to be on the ship, but got called in the
last minute, went to another ship, took his keys to
the locker with the binoculars.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
What so the.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
The binoculars were on the ship, but they had they
couldn't get into the lockers.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
Oh oh no, that's not in the movie.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
It's not no, but I but in the movie James Cameron,
who is a historian as well, they do not have
binoculars the lookouts when they when they see the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
They they don't have them.
Speaker 5 (53:56):
And I have we I've talked to an expert about this,
and the expert did say that the binoculars would not
have made a difference. Oh so, but still still, still
you could. I don't believe it. Still, I don't care
what the experts say.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Neither neither. Just was it foggy that night? Look, I
don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
It wasn't It was still a very still night where
the water, which is actually worse because you can see
the water like hitting the iceberg.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
You also you also couldn't see hear it.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Oh all of this is making sense?
Speaker 5 (54:39):
Goodness, So, I mean, yeah, we have a bunch of
other disasters from you know, triangle shirtwaist factory fire to
that's honestly, that's on our list of episodes.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
But add it to there.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
It's it's too soon. We have to see how it
all turns out.
Speaker 5 (55:04):
You know, just slow down, slow down, now, your hair
looks wonderful.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
It always does, Ambers just being Amber.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
I can't help it, no, but geez, Louise, my friends
were just talking about the triangle shirt waist shirt waist
factory fire. Yeah, I mean is fuck Every time I
think about it, it makes me sweat. What a horrible,
horrible tragedy.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Horrible The doors were locked?
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Doors were the doors? How you gon fucking lock the doors? Guys?
We gotta get up under this podcast so we can
walk around going how horrible, how terrible?
Speaker 1 (55:51):
But you know what's not horrible? And you know what's
not terrible is our new friend Rebecca. And now she's
gonna choose which sister is there?
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yes, she already sent me the time. Sorry, so you
don't need to go there. I spilled the beans early
and I'm.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
Sorry not guys.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
You can follow Rebecca on social media at.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Smith ray Bay. That's just Smith and R E b E.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
Okay, yay, so that's how you follow her, okay. Yeah,
And you see her on the streets so you can
follow her behind her.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
And you should follow the Alarmist podcast, yes, yes, and
you know what else you should follow Lacy lamar One
and Amber Ruffin on Instagram and yeah, we're on there somewhere.
Guys find us, come find us.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
Search.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah I need more than five followers, please follow me. Please,
Thank you guys. This has been the Amber and Lacy
Lacy and Amber Show. We love you so bad and
we are going to see you in one week with
our special guests, one of the people from Lacey's DMS,
I go by Barack Obama in Prison, can podcast Goodbye
(57:10):
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