January 29, 2025 • 52 mins
In this first episode of the year Amber and Lacey are joined by new friend Jolie Dudley! The ladies chat about Jolie's nonprofit 'Must Love Dogs and Comedy.' Together, \ rank their favorite TV dogs and solve listeners' dilemmas in their humorous and engaging segment 'Sister Court.'
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Listen, everybody, it's time for the show having phone with
the cutest sisters.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the Emma Rasser Perserer bushes. I see, how'd you
like your son?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It was beautiful. I'm saying it better. But oh you
did your best?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I did?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You did your best? But I guess her bust was
a good Listen. There's a lot of stuff to cover. Okay, okay.
First off, this weekend in Omaha, Nebraska. You're gonna be
so jealous you visited on the wrong weekend. My one
of my bestie best friends is opening up her new
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events space and lounge called Level And guess who's performing
Amber No, they're my You're gonna miss it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Say you're a buttead.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I didn't know it's going to be so much fun.
You got hurt by buy your little ticket. You know,
first of all, this is hilarious. This is like a
lounge anywhere, like you know, New York, big cities, you
can just go to a place. But because people are
desperate for good entertainment, you got to buy a ticket
to get in here. It's not like that's just how
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it's gonna be. Because they only have so much space.
We have nowhere to go on a Saturday. So you've
got to get your ticket. And they're letting you know
through like social media. Okay, this area sold out. This
get your ticket. Because at first I was like, I'm
just gonna show up, and then I was like, no,
you can't just show up. Nah, I could probably squeeze
in because I know some people.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh butter, you got to get a ticket. Oh wow,
it's called level. It's called level. Okay, Well, I know
what we're doing the next time I come back home.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So much fun. Also, I'm gonna be going on a
road trip soon Amber WHOA. Everybody's making fun of me,
but I found a partner in crime. I was telling
everybody I do not want to fly to New York.
But I still got to grab some stuff and my
friend camera camera snaps. I told her I was gonna
say her whole night. She's like, I will drive with you.
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I love a road trip.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And I was like, what fun?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And then I didn't think she was serious. And then
she called me. She was like, no, seriously, when are
we going? I was like, when do you want to go?
Let's go. We are driving.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
If you see us.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
First of all, we're two beautiful women. You will see us.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
If you see two beautiful women driving across the United States,
it's us. Okay. Now, have we talked about, like so
our first meeting we're planning it. Have we talked about
the map, the route?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
The most important thing is what Amber the snap music?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
The music is that. We did talk about that because
she said she listens to podcasts. I was like, okay,
we'll listen to a podcast. Guess what Amber and Lacey
Lacy and Amber show. But we go ate some snacks.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, the snacks are pretty important on my list. Oh yeah, okay,
ho hos Okay, sandwiches. Gonna make sandwiches like somebody's grandma.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Cucumber sandwiches with no crust. Okay, cucumber sandwiches are you
talking about? Cucumber sandwiches are delicious? Okay? No, I need
you guys to ride in and give Amber s h
I t and yell at her because she doesn't love
cucumber sandwiches. I love a good cucumber sandwich.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You don't see.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
My parents and charcouter.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's what we're gonna have.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Don't let me pull out my tabitha brown afro pick
charcoterie board.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Just sit there so cute, Lacy, You're wrong about all
of your treats. Here are the Trews cross country car treats. One. Okay,
fruit by the foot, throw in.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
My rub in my mouth. You would do that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I love it. Also, you have to do this, and
it's very hard. You gotta find those pickle in a pouch,
the Van Holten's po Okay, that's that goes with the
to be Van Holten's gotta be pickling a pouch and
it has to be the hot one and I have
to eat it. And the whole time I'm cussing and
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crying because it is too hot for me. But once
you open it, you can't put it down. It's gonna
flop everywhere. So you gotta eat it. You're right, eat
it until I cry. And that's how I road trip.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Fruit, the fruit by the foot and pickles is very important.
Then it's usually like nutty bars. If I'm honest, it's
got to be a little Debbie something and then I
like to go to the store and get that thing
that's like I guess people might call it pinwheels where
you have a tortilla and then you put sandwich meat
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on it and then cut it in slices.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's right, that's sandwich's cousin. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's true, and that's what you're supposed to eat on
a road trip.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Okay, all right, I'm all for it. Yay, please get
If you have a really nice home, let me know
and I'll come by and stay. I need a place
to stay. I don't think we're going to make it
in one feel swoop, We're not.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, you trying to live a long eyed between Ohma
and New York. Yeah, then callby, call I see No,
she's She's coming to your house.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay. Also something that we need to cover here. My
father loves a good alien story. I mean, especially if
there could be some truth to it. So I need
you to know that I really, I do believe that
the aliens are here.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
So my girlfriend and was like, did you see the
aliens at the Miami Mall? Did you see the video? Ever, so,
when it first came out, we watched it, right, and
you can see these tall figures like inside this mall
and the people are screaming. There's like a million cop
cars show up it's crazy. So I was telling you
my dad, Hey, dad, you want to watch some good
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alien footage. I got this mall thing that happened in Miami.
Let's watch it. Videos were taken down. What you can't
find them? The videos of inside the mall when these
things are walking around the mall gone. I called my
friend that showed it to me. She goes, yeah, they're gone.
I try to show people they're gone. So that's why
we think it's real. Really, yes, aliens at Miami Mall.
(06:44):
You won't see. There's not one video of them walking
around inside anymore, not one. Aliens are real, everybody, and
don't come at me telling me it was fake listeners.
In fact, I need you to be like I saw
it when it first happened, Lacey. They are real. They're
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like eight ten foot tall creatures walking around, and I
mean they look like big old people walking around in
the mall. Now you don't see a video of them,
not one video, not one person recorded that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Stop it, Wow, Lacy, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I uncovered it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Good job.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, you're looking it up right now. You see all
those police officers there, I.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Do see, Yeah, Lacy, we might just we might just
we swing up to New York drived outlay because it's
close and drive down.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I need to interview some people.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I think you were the victim of some fake news.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, it was real news. Okay, it was real Okay.
When they come to your.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Mall and you like to go to the mall, I
love them, all right, I stay shopping it, Lacey. Today,
we're going to have a good show. You know what
we have on our show today, I do. It's Jolie Dudley.
She's a plus model in MC. We will not sing
(08:14):
Joline to her. I'm sure the name. I know the
same name, but it is the same vibe. Because that
girl's a model. She could take your man, that's true,
the sweetest personal life. I don't think she's taking anybody's man.
We don't know, but she could. We're not saying she would,
(08:38):
We're saying does she possess that ability? Yes? Yes, Hey, everyone,
we love you so much. We're going to take a
small break, then come back with more than Amber and Lacey.
Lacy and Amber Show.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Bye, Hey, everybody, welcome back to.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
This part of the show.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
This is the Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber Show,
and today we have a guest that and this is
the first time we've ever had this. It's a guest
that is only my friend and not at all Lacy's friend.
Her name is Jolie Dudley.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Amber always does that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Today is going to be like really heavy on picking
on Lacey and that's part of it.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, Okay, I'm used to it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Okay. Jolie Dudley is a plus size model comedian in MC.
She's the co founder of Must Love Dogs in Comedy,
and that's a nonprofit which produces charitable comedy shows for
people and their dogs. Julie, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hi, I'm good. How are you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
We're alive.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
We're doing great, We're alive.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Bud totally.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I thought you were going to come on with like
five dogs around you.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I do have one dog. She's behind me, but she's
laying down. She's like pretty unbothered.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
She's like, I have no time for this. I don't
care about your podcast. Yeah, She's like, no, thank you,
let me see.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
She really later, she's like, you have to call my
agent for any podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I have my daughter's dog. I have my daughter's dog here.
You might hear some streaming going on anything, but yes
day bargain.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Really see are like she she's pretty quiet, she's pretty chill, but.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
If somebody knocks on our door, she's like a very
loud bark. And so if we ever order food or anything,
everybody's like scared, they drop in and they spread away.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But that's what you want, that's what you want. That's
what a dog is for. The dog said care people.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, but when they come in, she's like she doesn't
mess with them. Yeah, she was just like one.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
She's a fake everything. Yeah, exactly, that's me.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Anytime anyone knocks on the door and I don't remember
that someone is coming over, I am loudly, very angry
all the way to the door. The other day I
ordered medicine. Did I say this? The other day I
ordered medicine, you know, to get delivered, and I said
it was nine pm and someone knocked on my door.
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I said, I know, motherfuckers ain't knocking on my door,
and no, no, I'm fucking it. And I get to
the door, the guy is like medicine. I was like, yeah,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You ordered this and I'm just here to the phill.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah. I was like, my nieces are in here. I
gotta make sure you know, I'm gonna throw you out
a window.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Poor guy.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They can't help it.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
It's always been like weird to watch TV shows and
movies when they have like a guest just come and
knock at their door that they weren't expecting. And I'm like,
in this day and age, that would never happen, especially
like I live in an apartment complex. Why would anybody
be just showing up unannounced.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My friend the other day was talking about her neighbors
and how isn't it lovely when they stopped by. I
was like, if you know by my house, that's your
you risk in your own life.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Step back, Amber, Yes, do you remember when we had
a party at your house and everybody had left and
hours later there was a knock at the door. Amber
and I were planning this person's murder, Like we were like, okay,
you when they open it up, you put a bag
over the head. I'm gonna stap twice and bury the bt.
Like we went through a whole scenario and someone from
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the party left and then ordered food but put it
to our angels and we were terrified, you're not going
to do you don't knock at our door, Batman. Most died.
That was horrible because now it's like two am. You're
gonna knock at your door at two am.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, everybody had left, and so you're like, who was
showing up here? That's like the opening scenes like a
horror movie.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's a horrible Oh yeah, we were well, we were
we were gonna live. Okay this movie, you're not murdering us. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It was Kaylen Allen's food and he had ordered it, yeah,
in the middle of the night, like two days later,
and we were like, someone's gonna die.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well it was the food. Good did you eat it?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It was terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Distinctly remember that food being because it was like we
ate a shicken. It was like chicken with cauliflower sprinkles
and a little bit of chocolate dresses on the side
and broccoli and pineapple. It was bizarre.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It was. It was a bunch of things that don't
go together.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, wait, Jodie, you have to tell us about your
must lift in comedy shows.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yes, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
So I started this, like this idea kind of came
to be a few years ago. So it was right
after quarantine ended in New York and everybody was like,
let's see each other off of Zoom again, right, And
so we are trying to hang out with our friends,
trying to go see comedy, trying to go produce and
be part of the comedy scene. And I felt badly
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made my dog at home. She wasn't a pandemic pub like.
She had lived with me for a while. But I
started leaving and she's like, where are you going? We've
been in this together for a year and a half, right,
And she was sad and I felt bad. And then
we had some friends that did adopt during quarantine and
they literally could not leave their house without their dog
because they had so much separation anxiety, and it was
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tearing up the apartment, like.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Scratched out the door, eating the wall. It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
So it was like we wanted to have this reconnection,
like infusing comedy, infusing people who just want to go
out and do things with their dog. So we're like, hey,
what if we made a comedy show specifically for people
to come out and bring their dogs and this is
a place to just like have a good time. And
so we had pitched it to the Dog Friendly Cafe
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in the East Village and they were like, yeah, sure,
let's try it, So we tried it. October twenty twenty
one was the first show. It went super well, so
we're like, Okay, let's do it again. Okay, let's do
it again. Okay, let's do it again. And then it
really just kind of I think it was like a
right place, right time for people really wanting to come
back out and reconnect. And yeah, it just really kind
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of took off from there, and we were able to
make it very mission driven. So we partner with Animal
rescues and donate a portion of all ticket sales to
the animal rescue. We also sometimes the animal rescues will
bring adoptable dogs to the show, so throughout the show,
we'll give them a spotlight and we'll bring up a
dog and I make like a completely fake bio for
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them where I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Like, this is two week two weet is a certified CPA.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
You needs your taxes done, this is the dog for you, right,
And we give them a spotlight throughout the show and
really just kind of like infuse the love of comedy
and like the love of dogs together.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh that's so sweet. I love it. I like it. Yeah,
I want to put other people's dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, yeah, you don't have to have a dog to
come to the show.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Like, we just had a show and I was checking
people in and this one girl came up and she
was like, hey, I'm checking in.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
She was like, I don't have a dog, but I'm
like with people that have a dog. So it's like,
not weird, and.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Well, it's not like you're to a playground without a child.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It's okay, you know, it's it's okay.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah, but she felt real weird about it, and I
was like, no, you you don't have to you don't
have to.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Have one to go. Yeah, it's fine if you don't
have a dog. And by leaving the dog, I'm saying
it might be even better zin you can leave with
the dog. That's some shit I would do. Wait, how
often does that happen?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah? We do them at least once a month, so
it's either a comedy show or like a pop up event.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
We do it at least once a month in New York.
And this year we're in our a little over three
years doing it. Now we're taking it on the road,
so we're expanding our our reach a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So at least once in New York and hopefully more
as we're growing.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh, that's such a good idea.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Have you ever had a problem?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Don't so we get asked that all the time and
the answer is nope, because we only have problem humans.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Problem humans. The dogs like they get there. When you
first come in, it's like, we say, chaotic joy, it's hype.
All the dogs are like, their tails are waggon. They're like, well,
where am I look at all these people. I'm gonna,
you know, hang out with these dogs. And then once
the show starts, they're pretty zen.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
We get a lot of heckling and barking. We get
like a lot of bathroom accidents.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Oh, but for the most part they're like chill. And
then it's like the humans that are drinking a little
too much, they are getting the rowdy ones.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, good to know that. Oh the accidents, Yeah, yeah,
that happened.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
But that's the people. They're pepe.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
When you drink a lot, that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
That happens, and.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
You have hilarious comics, so you know you're just making
people laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Oh lupe. Uh, Julie, do you brunch?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Do I brunch?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, I brunch. I stopped drinking alcohol a couple of
years ago. So I feel like I missed out on that, Like, oh,
here's like a strong deal where you can get five
pitch something for Yeah, but I do. I do love
a good brunch. I think it's like such a nice
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time of the day to.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Connect with people, you know, because you can like go
see your friends, hang out.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Then you can go home and you still the rest
of your day.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh yeah, that's my favorite part of it. You can
get really ugly, come like three pm. You're like, okay,
let's have one more cheese burger. Then you have that
cheese burger. Then you're back to normal. Five pm. You're fine,
get out on the subway, you can get home. You're
perfectly fine. That's whole night.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You could just go relax and do whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah, I'm in Omaha, Nebraska. We brunch all day. We
brunch till eight pm on a week on a weekend
because there's nothing else to do. We all know, and
we do a late brunch. We meet it like one
that is our set time. We're out all day. We
go to the third location. Like we brunch all day.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You brunch crawl.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
We brunch crawl. Yeah, whoa And my new favorite place
is too below honey. Let me give a shout out all.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Honey, it's too honey. The place I went downtown to
have greens.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yes, you do that place.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I had shrimp and brits, and I know Amber hate shrimp,
but shrimp and Fritz is the best shrimp and Brits
I ever had.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's my new favorite brunch place in downtown Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yes, oh, you go next door and go bowling. I
don't bowl, but you know that's your thing. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
That's the same like uh like rush On or place
they sell food and it's a bowling alley or entities.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
But next door is a cute little bowling alley. It
is cute. It is gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I went home to Omaha just a little bit ago,
and I couldn't even I didn't recognize downtown at all. Yes, Lacy,
what did you do? Well?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
What I did was I opened un.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You did a lot that wasting rink.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yes, that's the roller skating rink too. Now it's winter,
gotta do that. Oh it's so much fun.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh, but you know that music is white, really terrible,
your ears. You know that music is white.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Is Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Absolutely, it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
It's like light rock.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Not really.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's like songs that you don't know. If I don't
know the song, it's gotta be odd because I know
every song. And then they'll throw in just like the
most country of the country songs. And that's what I'm
actually okay because I know country. Yeah, so there's no,
it's not a wide rive.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's like such an interesting vibe to ice skate or
roller skate.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Two yeah, because that's the point. The point is the groove.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Nope, nope, nope, nope, you're sailing away. You're safe.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I'm back in. I love yacht rock.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
If it's yes, I but I can just I can't
explain it. It might be a little bit of yacht rock.
Most of the songs you have no clue what they are.
And then they'll throw in a song that is of
the genre what I just said. They'll do sailing Okay,
they might do. Then they jump in through the Oak
Ridge Boys. Then it's unknown. Then it's like five unknown songs,
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and then it's back to yacht rock. It's a hodge.
When I say it's a hodge potch, it's a hodgepotch.
It's not like you're hearing your favorites over and over.
It's not like your favorite yacht rock songs. If it
was all yacht rock, I could get into it. But
it's just weird unknown songs.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
That's what we're gonna be quest I bet they don't.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
No, they're not doing any requests. That is on somebody's playlist.
The last time we were there, I said, this is
someone's playlist. That's just like this is Steve, the maintenance
guy's playlist and he starts the music in the morning
and he's having a great time.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh well, I don't want need to have a bad time.
But I didn't pay my eight ninety nine. How much
is it?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's cheaper than mat to get some I need to
put some headphones on. But you're with your friends, so
you want to be like singing and dancing.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh I wonder if there's a thing where all your
friends can have, you know, like a silent disco where
you can all be listening to the same thing. That
was mean.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
But we are in Nebraska, so you're gonna need to
be able to hear when the world dance, when the
trumpers come, you gotta be able to run, skate away, free,
skate out of it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You hear that alarm.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
When you hear that alarm, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Get it right. The alarm sounds a lot like an
Oakrage Boys song. So it's gonna be everyone's activates them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're being bad.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
We are.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
We are not following anything, Julie.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
This is Julie.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Did you play a sport? I did?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Did? Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I grew up I played basketball, volleyball, and tennis.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Oh and now yeah, but now as an adult, I'm like,
I feel like I lived like Troy Bolton, Like I
wish I would have been kept in theater.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Instead of having to play basketball like I did the
theater on the side, but I was like, man, I
want to be in the play, but I have basketball practice.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Really yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I like once a week we'll call my parents and
being like, why didn't you make me a child star?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
That's right, make them feel bad?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, well, may you make me play sports? Because my
growing up, my like, I played all those sports and
so it was just like one season to one season
to one season.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
So I would say I was like baseline average and
wasn't stellar in any and I can confirm that because
one time my dad was like, I was like, oh,
you know, maybe I'll play a sport in college, and
he was like, no, you're average.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, but I could have excelled on the stage.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So yeah, shame on them.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
No, it's okay. He it keeps me humble. It definitely
kept me off hole.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
But I do think there's a difference between theater kids
and sports kids because like grown up, theater kids are
odd human beings at best. The best, you've got an
odd person. But sport kids are like regular, well adjusted,
but then you get like elite sport kids and then
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it gets bad again.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, gets bad again.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Well, like regular regular sports babies, I think are probably
some of the best babies.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Did y'all play sports? You? No?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
No, that's a sweating I wore panty hills every day,
she did.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I wore, Yes, I.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Did, and I want to bring those back.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Man, if you wear pantyhose, I feel like.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Panty hills are coming back. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I mean old, So that's why she wore pantyhose. But
also it was not right for a child.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
No, it wasn't even right then I wore If I
wore shorts. I wore pantyhose like in the summer. Yeah, absolutely,
I can't see my legs, my legs.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I still have that. I don't want people looking at
my legs.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I don't want people to see. But I'm asking a question,
you guys, can we wear panty hills now? Are they back?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
No one's Julie, No one's wearing pantyhose, So what's the difference.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
But like, how would you different like panty.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Nude like.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
A nude just for like just to like lightly shade
your legs lightly.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So okay, okay, okay, yeah, I feel like people do
I have like nude ones that I'll wear.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Thank you, I'm bringing back just because you said. Now
I'm gonna go buy ye.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Don't trust.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
She got on the show.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Do not trust her. I don't trust.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I mean, I'm not that person. Please come up and
say why do I have pantihels on? It's gonna be
the last time you come up.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
And I just like, how comfortable the pantihose are, like
keeping you you covered and secure when you're skating.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
That's true with a little uh what do you call
the little skating out figure? Skating out stios? Now those
people are wearing pantiholes. You don't see a bare legged
ice skater multiple pairs.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
They are wearing those thick, those Beyonce hose. That's what
I want, just like I want to be able to
take off all my clothes and it's just one smooth thing.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
That's what I want.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's what I want, is just like a smooth body
suit that is opaque but also the same color as me.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
And that's not too hot, you know, guys, like when
when summer comes around and I'm running to catch the train,
I'm sweating already.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, And that's just that's going to hold in.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
A lot of the juices.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Keeps you nice and juice.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Your skin will not be dry.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Listening waist, you'll stay this age forever, terrible. Okay, guys,
it's time to get serious. Okay, Hey everybody, we'll be
back with more of this nonsense. I love you. Hey, everybody,
(28:50):
We're back more of the Amber and Lacey Lacy and
Amber Show. Today's topic Lacey's a little butt head, Jolie,
your thought is kidding? Oh my gosh, I can't so
right now, what we're gonna do is Amber and Lacy,
Lacy and Ever Show called Sister Court. Go Go go go, babe. Uncle.
(29:14):
Here on Sister Court, people give us their problems and
Lacy is the defense and Amber is the other lawyer.
Lady and by judge Jolie Batty to go go go
go gole goglet Email number one. Oh hey, now this
(29:39):
is real you. If you want us to discuss your
problems on Sister Court on the Amber and Lacy Lacy
and Amber Show, just email us at Amber and Lacy
Advice at gmail dot com. I think that's right here.
Scenario number one, do not read that first one.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm gonna read it. Okay, oh that first one. Who
ever put that on here? You're fired. And I've never
fired anyone on this show.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
But that.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Your laptop and your phones and get out of here.
It's gross. Okay, well, now I'm gonna read it.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I read it.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I feel like courts are interesting in it, but I
would love to see a judge just like eating popcorn.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Babe, really enjoying it.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
They deserve a burger. It helps you focus. I can't
be up here to side in someone's life and my
stomach is growled. I'm gonna send you straight to hell.
You got to the light Okay. This first one, though,
is wrong, and we need to have a meeting after
this podcast to decide who put this on.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Here, Here I go.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I have a younger sister and we've always been close. Once,
when we were very young, she said that she wanted
to marry me someday. I didn't think much of it
because we were so young and she didn't know that
there were different types of love. Now, she still seems
to hold on to the idea that she wants to
marry me. After I got engaged, my sister has become
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increasingly hostile towards my fiance in an attempt to win
me back. I want my sister to be part of
my wedding ceremony because we're so close, But I don't
know if that's the right thing to do or not
considering the circumstances. What do you think someone does need
to get fired? Someone's dreaming fire?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yuck?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
No, yeah, yu, and move on. Yeah, we don't need
to discuss this.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
What well, we need to turn first of all, step one,
turn off Game of Thrones.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
That's just her part, that's right.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, that's gonna help.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Everybody need to go to counseling. Mom, dad, brother, and
sister go to counseling. I got times.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It is also especially you she I mean maybe she's like,
oh I went, and you're like reading too much into it.
That that's possible, That's what That's what my hope is.
But if how she feels, how you think she feels
is real, you did something. She didn't just make that up.
She didn't hold onto that for a thousand years while
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you innocently see man in your eyelashes. You did something,
So look at your behavior. Also yuck, just like yuck.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I would love I would love to uh have a
a witness testimony from the fiance.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
M Yeah, what are the fiance's thoughts?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Right? Like how does she even know this?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah? Also I think she's just miswording it, like it's
just a jealous sister who wants her time. It's not
like she wants to be married. I don't think. I
think she just like wants her attention and wants to
hang out all the time, but now she can't because
she's got a boyfriend. And that's what I hope is true.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, I really hope that that that that is true
and that this wouldn't have been on like Gary Springer.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, vibe.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Uh, but there's around wag in the show and the
two sisters are here today. Yuck. I'm sorry, what a
yuck bucket. Okay, and now, judge, Jolie, do you have
to render a verdict? Render? I think I'm right.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I think my verdict is that this sister, the younger sister,
needs to go on and eat, prey, love journey and
really find herself, really find some friends. Uh, it's not hard.
It's hard to make friends as an adult. Right, like that,
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we get it.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Do some solo traveling, go out, get a hobby, uh,
to join, join a class, join a group, expand your horizons,
and then in a year we'll revisit and see these
are still as strong as they once were.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Okay, Wow, thank you Jolie because such a classy response.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
And I love that about her.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
We were like, you're nasty your mama.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Too, but I'm homely.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Thank I'm hoping for growth.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Very classy.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I love that. Okay, you want to read the next one?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yes? I will. What do you do when throwing a
party and a couple guests show up two hours early?
Two hours We were still setting everything up and they
came up so early while we were still cooking some
of the food. My husband was able to entertain them,
but I could have really used him to help me
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with setting up some last minute tasks. What should we
do in this situation?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Great question? Great normal question. I right off the bat,
and see you have a healthy relationship with pig boy
in your life. But I would have put them to work. Also,
like why did they show up two hours early?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
They were just like it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Did they get it wrong and it was accident? That's possible,
Like how did this happen? Also, I would say you
just sit them down and they sit there unentertained because
you made a promise that at four pm things were
going to become fun. Someone shows up at two, that's
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on them. Let them sit around and be like, sorry,
the party won't start until four, but you can sit
in the living room if you want. That's it. And
then they'll go, no, we can help, And then you
got slaves. And a lot of people don't know that.
That's how slavery started to people showing up two hours
(35:50):
to a party. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
So the history books leapt out.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
But on this apron and let's see what happens but
that's what I think.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I agree. I'm so angry. I'm angry and it didn't
even happen to me two hours early. Do you know
what I'm doing two hours before? I'm having a little event. No,
And you know, I hate to say this. We all
have those level of friends. Okay, we have a level
of friends. And if these are the people that are
like kind of get on your nerves and you were
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hoping they showed up late, now they're two you're two
hours in them.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Oh no, I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
They're the friends that one of your friends said, please invite,
and you're like, you're on the fence. We've done it,
We've all done it. We're like, I can't stand Gary,
but Marshall loves him, and Marshall'll be there and she'll
keep Gary busy. And Gary show up on his own.
Oh I'm hot. Gary's raking leaves, Gary is swipping the toilet.
I'm gonna get Gary the worst job ever so that
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he stays out of my face. Is one of my besties.
If it's my friend Micky Nicky, come in here, cook
this in here. But there are some people. There's levels,
and we all know that.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
We all know that but the people who would come
two hours early without texting for anything are the bad people.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yeah it's Gary. Yeah, but now he's never gonna come
early again because first of all, he's not getting invited again.
But while he's there, you're the sewer backed up. Gary.
I mean, you get in there, put on this had fit.
I'm gonna give you the worst job ever.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh, Carrie, I will.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
There's a hornet's nest outside, not that down with his stick.
Can't Carrie, Gary getting stung.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Two hours early?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I know, I feel bad until you keep repeating two hours. Yeah,
we gotta get that hornos. Your makeup's not even on.
You're wearing a moomo and some boots. You've been doing
a multitude of things. You've been running outside taking trash out,
so you put your boots on.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
But you gotta move. You don't have your braw on.
Gary got to see all that.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Now.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I got to get halfway decent because Gary's at the door.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I hate Gary the.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
More I think about it.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Angry, You're you're in angering yourself.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Oh my god, what if I'm wearing a wig that
day and my hair's braided now and all I got
is we cat on.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Then I gotta go run and put my Oh Gary
trying to see you without a wig? Absolutely not, I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay. I feel like when a party starts, the second
every party I've ever been invited to start, I'm there.
I like to get there. I want to be the
very first person there. Me too, and then I'm probably
the first person to leave.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
But I've been starting at at seven o'clock. You're there
seven zero zero.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yes, yeah I am. But also like, I don't want
the person to have that amount of time where they're
wondering if people will show up or not.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I want them to know that we're all coming in,
we're all going to have a nice time.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yeah, it's like half an hour goes by, an hour
goes by, and nobody's there, and you're like kind of nervous.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's sweet. But two hours before, no, I have strong
feelings about this. Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Gary is guilty and sentenced to running errands for the party. Okay,
two hours before absolutely not. Like you said, I haven't
even showered yet. I'm still cleaning, I'm still prepping all
of these things. I live in a one bedroom apartment
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Gary's gonna in there, in there, there's nowhere else for
him to be except for right here when I'm trying
to go between my bathroom and my bedroom and getting ready.
So absolutely not, Gary, you're showing up two hours early.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I don't even know you like that. I don't even
know you like that. I haven't showered, I haven't taken
my pantyhose off. The juices ess seeing.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
So, Garry, you can go get some ice, you can
go pick up the pizza. You can go run some errands,
you can go and do something. The minute you walk
out that door. I might change the locks. I might
change the I might text everyone to say the party's over.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
It's not it's not gonna happen. No, that's too extreme,
but I will.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah, I'm going to send him on some errands because
there's two hours before.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I might not even started cleaning my apartment for people
to come over.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, I think Gary, this is a cry for help.
Gary got too excited and he needs you the most.
He needs us. Guys.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
No, I don't need him. No, I'm not buying this.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
He wants you to be his girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I'm sorry now the story changed, and no, okay, he's desperate.
It's a little desperate, a little, it's a little what do.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
You call it?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
He's what do you call it? He's I don't know, clingy, clingy.
I couldn't think of the word. Yes, he's very clingy.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
So that means Gary is guilty. Sorry, everyone, That's how
it goes in sister Gourdarama, Oh wait, did you want
to read another one?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
We'll do one more. Okay, I don't know what time
we have. I don't know, but they can't.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
We've never been able to tell time.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
No, we don't know how much time we've been doing this. Okay,
this one says, I know it's almost it's almost been
a month after Christmas, but this is still bothering me.
My boyfriend bought me a video game that he wanted
for Christmas. And to be clear, I do play some games,
but I don't personally like Call of Duty. Well guess
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what I got for Christmas. I've been dating him for
several years and he hasn't done something like this before.
Is this breakup?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Amber?
Speaker 3 (42:02):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Look, I am the person who will get you a
bad gift. I don't have it. Whatever people have that
makes them good gift givers. I have the opposite of that,
and I can see this happening. This is some shit
I would do. I'd be like, Lacey likes dogs, so
I got her a zebra. Like you said, that's something, Well,
(42:27):
Lacey would like a zebra.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
That's a very portant zebra.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Stop getting animals. She's not going to. But I am
not good at giving gifts, and I don't think that
that's break up worthy. You know, it might mean he
doesn't know you or care. That's possible, but what's most
likely is he's any dude, he's bad, he's half listening.
(42:54):
I mean also, like, how important are presence to you?
Then you should have dropped some hints if getting a
bad present was breakup worthy, you should have been out
there laying the groundwork going, wow, I really like this
sweater from tuli dot com. Like he should have been
really yeah, sending an emails going I'm trying to choose
(43:16):
between these two pair of shoes. You know what, I'm
not going to get them there. That would be a
splurge like that. You need to be doing that.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, And I read it wrong at first my first
glance at it, I thought, because listen, Lacy will tell
you break up with somebody. In a minute. Hi, if
you need to break up with someone, call me and
I'll be like, where is he at? I'll go to
him and tell him y'all broke up. I have no
problem with that. But I thought it said that you
didn't play video games at all. Then I was like, oh,
he's out of there, but you play video games now.
(43:48):
So he thought he was going to get you to
play this game with him. Did he buy it for himself? Absolutely?
You said he loves this game. Yes, he wants you
to enjoy it with him as well, but you don't
like it. So just let him know I don't. I'm
not playing this game. It's yours now, and he'll just
get the hint. He's not gonna get it. He's not
gonna get you another video game you don't like. Again.
Hopefully it's not break up worthy.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
There ain't nobody out here. This is not break up worthy.
There's no one here.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Go back.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
The conversation. Don't leave him.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I think it's okay to say you got this for yourself.
I don't want to play this.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Same you told us, You told us he got it himself.
Go tell him yeah, you can tell him. He can
tell or again, call me and I'll tell him. But
it's not breakup worthy.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Don't call Lizzie. I don't. I don't think so either.
But it's not up to you, Lacy. It's not up
to you Camper. It's ut to judge Tulie.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
Oh it is okay, I'm going to rule not guilty.
I don't think that it's breakup worthy either. I think yeah,
I think that he was like, maybe this is a
fun thing that we can do together. I think he
right the room wrong. I think he definitely bought that
for himself and it was something that he wanted and
he said, ooh two for one, it's a gift for
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you and for me. And if you hadn't played, if
you don't play video games.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
At all, then yeah, that's like a why did you
get this? I'd also be curious to know what did
you get him? How does that.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
Compare when you're is like super super overly thoughtful, sentimental
and then he's like.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Frisbee throwing you the new calling tuning and you're like,
what is this? Yeah, but I don't think that it's
a breakup worthy.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
I think have a conversation I don't know if this
is always the healthiest thing, but for the past couple
of years, my partner and I will say, what's the limit.
We hand each other on each other's credit cards and
buy our own gifts because we know.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
What you It's efficient and you don't have to have
it takes the guessing out of it. It is easier
that way. Yes, it's like not as fun and so
takes the surprise out of it.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
I guess, but hey, it's something that I want and
I need, and we respect that communicate agreed.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
The judge has ruled.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Quote better.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I feel like if we were left to our own devices,
this podcast would be ninety percent just intro songs to things.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Do they have awards for podcast intro music?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Oh? Should they do with us? That's true? If they do,
we want.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Just gave ourselves an award.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Nominees to be determined.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Okay, Lace, would you like to read a fan email
or should we skip right to ranking?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Let's just rank?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Okay, but I will read this quick fan email. It
says Ember rules, Lacy drools drench Oh strange, I do
see that. Yeah, well it wasn't from Gary, No, because
Gary's in your house. I think it's time to do
(47:15):
that's rank And I think we have to rank the
top TV dogs because I feel like this is something
Jolie's gonna know a lot about. I feel like it's
something she's already thought about. Yeah, TV dog, I'll go first.
My tot's TV dog, of course, is Lassie du second.
(47:37):
My second favorite TV dog was Eddie from Fraser, even
though Fraser is a trumpy little guy, but I did
love that show before we all knew what Trump.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Was, and I did love that dog.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
He squaggy, and I think he's the same dog from
the Artist. Am I right? Remember that black and white
silent movie out there was a Bloe black and white
silent movie called The Artist, and in it was it
a little dog and everyone was flipping out about that
fucking thing. The Artist dog is Frasier dog.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Oh okay, all right, Well I had to do a
quick google. I'm gonna say my first one is Benji.
I love that little show.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I don't know at last, but Benji was smart.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
One hundred and one Dalmatians, even though he's not real dogs.
I'm just gonna throw it out there. Dalmas A Corolla
de Veil's wonderful and then my last one has to
be Snoopy. But does I love Snoopy. Snoopy saved them
kids all the time. He made the Thanksgiving dinner. He
made some popcorn. When he did that, he popped up
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that little Jiffy pop cut. Those are my top three.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
They see a lot of yours were cartoons, I know,
but they still hold a place in my heart. Then
I'm gonna say Clifford the Big Red Dog. It didn't
say real real dogs, TV dog, real dogs. We said
TV dogs. You're right, Jillie, who are your dogs?
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Top three Bruiser from Legally Blonde Dog Bruiser.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Cruiser because we love, we love an educated dog.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Educated dogs use a cated dog. Air bud tapping into
my sports.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Never watched all days, never watched it, Lacy, what's wrong
with you? It's sports see at.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Least seventeen that you can choose from.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
So that's true.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
On a day that you on a day that you're
not ice skating, you can have an air bud marathon.
And number three, I'll go a cartoon.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Scooby doo Oh, that's a good one. Likes to do.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, that's fine. Had a nice little group of friends.
He loves a sandwich, A good job, job security.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
That's right, he had a great job.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
He had a great getting snacks.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah. Yeah, always scared and who isn't anxious? We're in
this economy. That's pretty good. You might have a oh yeah.
The dog was not the same dog from Fraser Artist
Dog and Fraser Dog. Two different dogs, same kind of dog.
(50:44):
I think they're both Jack Russell Terriers. You know what,
I got it wrong. I got it.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
All dogs look the same.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I didn't want to say it, but all dogs kind
of look the same.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
They look they looked.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Guys. This was the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show.
Jollie Dudley was our guest. She's array of sunshine wrap
in a dog suit, a cute dog suit, a cute
dog suit, low pup beat suit. Jolie. Where can people
find you?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yes, people can find me on Instagram or TikTok at
Jolie Dudley, or you can follow our show page.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Show us some love, come to the show.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
Must love dogs in comedy on social media and yeah,
you can come and see some good comedy, see some
cute dogs, and support a really heartwarming mission.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yay, yay that sounds pretty good. Lacy, where can people
find you?
Speaker 3 (51:52):
I don't know. I think it's Lacey lamar One at
Lacey lamar One. That's right, good say it.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's Lacey lamar One because she locked herself out of
Lasulmer and she had to make a new one and
she put a one behind it. Now as I make
fun of you for that, I had to do that
the other day. So I think I'm Amber Ruffin across
all socials. We'll see. Also, the show is the Amber
and Lacy Lacy Amber Show. We love you and that's official.
(52:22):
All right, you have a good day.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yay.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show is a
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacey lamar
Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sani, super produced
by Becca Ramos Because She's a Superhero co produced by
Victor Wright, Edited and mixed by Ty Herd. Music by
(52:50):
David schmol
Listen, everybody, it's time for the show having phone with
the cutest sisters.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the Emma Rasser Perserer bushes. I see, how'd you
like your son?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It was beautiful. I'm saying it better. But oh you
did your best?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I did?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You did your best? But I guess her bust was
a good Listen. There's a lot of stuff to cover. Okay, okay.
First off, this weekend in Omaha, Nebraska. You're gonna be
so jealous you visited on the wrong weekend. My one
of my bestie best friends is opening up her new
(00:49):
events space and lounge called Level And guess who's performing
Amber No, they're my You're gonna miss it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Say you're a buttead.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I didn't know it's going to be so much fun.
You got hurt by buy your little ticket. You know,
first of all, this is hilarious. This is like a
lounge anywhere, like you know, New York, big cities, you
can just go to a place. But because people are
desperate for good entertainment, you got to buy a ticket
to get in here. It's not like that's just how
(01:25):
it's gonna be. Because they only have so much space.
We have nowhere to go on a Saturday. So you've
got to get your ticket. And they're letting you know
through like social media. Okay, this area sold out. This
get your ticket. Because at first I was like, I'm
just gonna show up, and then I was like, no,
you can't just show up. Nah, I could probably squeeze
in because I know some people.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh butter, you got to get a ticket. Oh wow,
it's called level. It's called level. Okay, Well, I know
what we're doing the next time I come back home.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So much fun. Also, I'm gonna be going on a
road trip soon Amber WHOA. Everybody's making fun of me,
but I found a partner in crime. I was telling
everybody I do not want to fly to New York.
But I still got to grab some stuff and my
friend camera camera snaps. I told her I was gonna
say her whole night. She's like, I will drive with you.
(02:22):
I love a road trip.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And I was like, what fun?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And then I didn't think she was serious. And then
she called me. She was like, no, seriously, when are
we going? I was like, when do you want to go?
Let's go. We are driving.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
If you see us.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
First of all, we're two beautiful women. You will see us.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
If you see two beautiful women driving across the United States,
it's us. Okay. Now, have we talked about, like so
our first meeting we're planning it. Have we talked about
the map, the route?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
The most important thing is what Amber the snap music?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
The music is that. We did talk about that because
she said she listens to podcasts. I was like, okay,
we'll listen to a podcast. Guess what Amber and Lacey
Lacy and Amber show. But we go ate some snacks.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, the snacks are pretty important on my list. Oh yeah, okay,
ho hos Okay, sandwiches. Gonna make sandwiches like somebody's grandma.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Cucumber sandwiches with no crust. Okay, cucumber sandwiches are you
talking about? Cucumber sandwiches are delicious? Okay? No, I need
you guys to ride in and give Amber s h
I t and yell at her because she doesn't love
cucumber sandwiches. I love a good cucumber sandwich.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You don't see.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
My parents and charcouter.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's what we're gonna have.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Don't let me pull out my tabitha brown afro pick
charcoterie board.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Just sit there so cute, Lacy, You're wrong about all
of your treats. Here are the Trews cross country car treats. One. Okay,
fruit by the foot, throw in.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
My rub in my mouth. You would do that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I love it. Also, you have to do this, and
it's very hard. You gotta find those pickle in a pouch,
the Van Holten's po Okay, that's that goes with the
to be Van Holten's gotta be pickling a pouch and
it has to be the hot one and I have
to eat it. And the whole time I'm cussing and
(04:25):
crying because it is too hot for me. But once
you open it, you can't put it down. It's gonna
flop everywhere. So you gotta eat it. You're right, eat
it until I cry. And that's how I road trip.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Fruit, the fruit by the foot and pickles is very important.
Then it's usually like nutty bars. If I'm honest, it's
got to be a little Debbie something and then I
like to go to the store and get that thing
that's like I guess people might call it pinwheels where
you have a tortilla and then you put sandwich meat
(05:00):
on it and then cut it in slices.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's right, that's sandwich's cousin. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's true, and that's what you're supposed to eat on
a road trip.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Okay, all right, I'm all for it. Yay, please get
If you have a really nice home, let me know
and I'll come by and stay. I need a place
to stay. I don't think we're going to make it
in one feel swoop, We're not.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, you trying to live a long eyed between Ohma
and New York. Yeah, then callby, call I see No,
she's She's coming to your house.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay. Also something that we need to cover here. My
father loves a good alien story. I mean, especially if
there could be some truth to it. So I need
you to know that I really, I do believe that
the aliens are here.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
So my girlfriend and was like, did you see the
aliens at the Miami Mall? Did you see the video? Ever, so,
when it first came out, we watched it, right, and
you can see these tall figures like inside this mall
and the people are screaming. There's like a million cop
cars show up it's crazy. So I was telling you
my dad, Hey, dad, you want to watch some good
(06:20):
alien footage. I got this mall thing that happened in Miami.
Let's watch it. Videos were taken down. What you can't
find them? The videos of inside the mall when these
things are walking around the mall gone. I called my
friend that showed it to me. She goes, yeah, they're gone.
I try to show people they're gone. So that's why
we think it's real. Really, yes, aliens at Miami Mall.
(06:44):
You won't see. There's not one video of them walking
around inside anymore, not one. Aliens are real, everybody, and
don't come at me telling me it was fake listeners.
In fact, I need you to be like I saw
it when it first happened, Lacey. They are real. They're
(07:06):
like eight ten foot tall creatures walking around, and I
mean they look like big old people walking around in
the mall. Now you don't see a video of them,
not one video, not one person recorded that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Stop it, Wow, Lacy, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I uncovered it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Good job.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, you're looking it up right now. You see all
those police officers there, I.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Do see, Yeah, Lacy, we might just we might just
we swing up to New York drived outlay because it's
close and drive down.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I need to interview some people.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I think you were the victim of some fake news.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, it was real news. Okay, it was real Okay.
When they come to your.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Mall and you like to go to the mall, I
love them, all right, I stay shopping it, Lacey. Today,
we're going to have a good show. You know what
we have on our show today, I do. It's Jolie Dudley.
She's a plus model in MC. We will not sing
(08:14):
Joline to her. I'm sure the name. I know the
same name, but it is the same vibe. Because that
girl's a model. She could take your man, that's true,
the sweetest personal life. I don't think she's taking anybody's man.
We don't know, but she could. We're not saying she would,
(08:38):
We're saying does she possess that ability? Yes? Yes, Hey, everyone,
we love you so much. We're going to take a
small break, then come back with more than Amber and Lacey.
Lacy and Amber Show.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Bye, Hey, everybody, welcome back to.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
This part of the show.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
This is the Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber Show,
and today we have a guest that and this is
the first time we've ever had this. It's a guest
that is only my friend and not at all Lacy's friend.
Her name is Jolie Dudley.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Amber always does that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Today is going to be like really heavy on picking
on Lacey and that's part of it.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, Okay, I'm used to it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Okay. Jolie Dudley is a plus size model comedian in MC.
She's the co founder of Must Love Dogs in Comedy,
and that's a nonprofit which produces charitable comedy shows for
people and their dogs. Julie, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hi, I'm good. How are you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
We're alive.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
We're doing great, We're alive.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Bud totally.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I thought you were going to come on with like
five dogs around you.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I do have one dog. She's behind me, but she's
laying down. She's like pretty unbothered.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
She's like, I have no time for this. I don't
care about your podcast. Yeah, She's like, no, thank you,
let me see.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
She really later, she's like, you have to call my
agent for any podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I have my daughter's dog. I have my daughter's dog here.
You might hear some streaming going on anything, but yes
day bargain.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Really see are like she she's pretty quiet, she's pretty chill, but.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
If somebody knocks on our door, she's like a very
loud bark. And so if we ever order food or anything,
everybody's like scared, they drop in and they spread away.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But that's what you want, that's what you want. That's
what a dog is for. The dog said care people.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, but when they come in, she's like she doesn't
mess with them. Yeah, she was just like one.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
She's a fake everything. Yeah, exactly, that's me.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Anytime anyone knocks on the door and I don't remember
that someone is coming over, I am loudly, very angry
all the way to the door. The other day I
ordered medicine. Did I say this? The other day I
ordered medicine, you know, to get delivered, and I said
it was nine pm and someone knocked on my door.
(11:32):
I said, I know, motherfuckers ain't knocking on my door,
and no, no, I'm fucking it. And I get to
the door, the guy is like medicine. I was like, yeah,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You ordered this and I'm just here to the phill.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah. I was like, my nieces are in here. I
gotta make sure you know, I'm gonna throw you out
a window.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Poor guy.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They can't help it.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
It's always been like weird to watch TV shows and
movies when they have like a guest just come and
knock at their door that they weren't expecting. And I'm like,
in this day and age, that would never happen, especially
like I live in an apartment complex. Why would anybody
be just showing up unannounced.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My friend the other day was talking about her neighbors
and how isn't it lovely when they stopped by. I
was like, if you know by my house, that's your
you risk in your own life.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Step back, Amber, Yes, do you remember when we had
a party at your house and everybody had left and
hours later there was a knock at the door. Amber
and I were planning this person's murder, Like we were like, okay,
you when they open it up, you put a bag
over the head. I'm gonna stap twice and bury the bt.
Like we went through a whole scenario and someone from
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the party left and then ordered food but put it
to our angels and we were terrified, you're not going
to do you don't knock at our door, Batman. Most died.
That was horrible because now it's like two am. You're
gonna knock at your door at two am.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, everybody had left, and so you're like, who was
showing up here? That's like the opening scenes like a
horror movie.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's a horrible Oh yeah, we were well, we were
we were gonna live. Okay this movie, you're not murdering us. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It was Kaylen Allen's food and he had ordered it, yeah,
in the middle of the night, like two days later,
and we were like, someone's gonna die.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well it was the food. Good did you eat it?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It was terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Distinctly remember that food being because it was like we
ate a shicken. It was like chicken with cauliflower sprinkles
and a little bit of chocolate dresses on the side
and broccoli and pineapple. It was bizarre.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It was. It was a bunch of things that don't
go together.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, wait, Jodie, you have to tell us about your
must lift in comedy shows.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yes, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
So I started this, like this idea kind of came
to be a few years ago. So it was right
after quarantine ended in New York and everybody was like,
let's see each other off of Zoom again, right, And
so we are trying to hang out with our friends,
trying to go see comedy, trying to go produce and
be part of the comedy scene. And I felt badly
(14:25):
made my dog at home. She wasn't a pandemic pub like.
She had lived with me for a while. But I
started leaving and she's like, where are you going? We've
been in this together for a year and a half, right,
And she was sad and I felt bad. And then
we had some friends that did adopt during quarantine and
they literally could not leave their house without their dog
because they had so much separation anxiety, and it was
(14:47):
tearing up the apartment, like.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Scratched out the door, eating the wall. It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
So it was like we wanted to have this reconnection,
like infusing comedy, infusing people who just want to go
out and do things with their dog. So we're like, hey,
what if we made a comedy show specifically for people
to come out and bring their dogs and this is
a place to just like have a good time. And
so we had pitched it to the Dog Friendly Cafe
(15:12):
in the East Village and they were like, yeah, sure,
let's try it, So we tried it. October twenty twenty
one was the first show. It went super well, so
we're like, Okay, let's do it again. Okay, let's do
it again. Okay, let's do it again. And then it
really just kind of I think it was like a
right place, right time for people really wanting to come
back out and reconnect. And yeah, it just really kind
(15:34):
of took off from there, and we were able to
make it very mission driven. So we partner with Animal
rescues and donate a portion of all ticket sales to
the animal rescue. We also sometimes the animal rescues will
bring adoptable dogs to the show, so throughout the show,
we'll give them a spotlight and we'll bring up a
dog and I make like a completely fake bio for
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them where I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Like, this is two week two weet is a certified CPA.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
You needs your taxes done, this is the dog for you, right,
And we give them a spotlight throughout the show and
really just kind of like infuse the love of comedy
and like the love of dogs together.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh that's so sweet. I love it. I like it. Yeah,
I want to put other people's dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, yeah, you don't have to have a dog to
come to the show.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Like, we just had a show and I was checking
people in and this one girl came up and she
was like, hey, I'm checking in.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
She was like, I don't have a dog, but I'm
like with people that have a dog. So it's like,
not weird, and.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Well, it's not like you're to a playground without a child.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It's okay, you know, it's it's okay.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah, but she felt real weird about it, and I
was like, no, you you don't have to you don't
have to.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Have one to go. Yeah, it's fine if you don't
have a dog. And by leaving the dog, I'm saying
it might be even better zin you can leave with
the dog. That's some shit I would do. Wait, how
often does that happen?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah? We do them at least once a month, so
it's either a comedy show or like a pop up event.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
We do it at least once a month in New York.
And this year we're in our a little over three
years doing it. Now we're taking it on the road,
so we're expanding our our reach a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So at least once in New York and hopefully more
as we're growing.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh, that's such a good idea.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Have you ever had a problem?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Don't so we get asked that all the time and
the answer is nope, because we only have problem humans.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Problem humans. The dogs like they get there. When you
first come in, it's like, we say, chaotic joy, it's hype.
All the dogs are like, their tails are waggon. They're like, well,
where am I look at all these people. I'm gonna,
you know, hang out with these dogs. And then once
the show starts, they're pretty zen.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
We get a lot of heckling and barking. We get
like a lot of bathroom accidents.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Oh, but for the most part they're like chill. And
then it's like the humans that are drinking a little
too much, they are getting the rowdy ones.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, good to know that. Oh the accidents, Yeah, yeah,
that happened.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
But that's the people. They're pepe.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
When you drink a lot, that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
That happens, and.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
You have hilarious comics, so you know you're just making
people laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Oh lupe. Uh, Julie, do you brunch?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Do I brunch?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, I brunch. I stopped drinking alcohol a couple of
years ago. So I feel like I missed out on that, Like, oh,
here's like a strong deal where you can get five
pitch something for Yeah, but I do. I do love
a good brunch. I think it's like such a nice
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time of the day to.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Connect with people, you know, because you can like go
see your friends, hang out.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Then you can go home and you still the rest
of your day.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh yeah, that's my favorite part of it. You can
get really ugly, come like three pm. You're like, okay,
let's have one more cheese burger. Then you have that
cheese burger. Then you're back to normal. Five pm. You're fine,
get out on the subway, you can get home. You're
perfectly fine. That's whole night.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You could just go relax and do whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah, I'm in Omaha, Nebraska. We brunch all day. We
brunch till eight pm on a week on a weekend
because there's nothing else to do. We all know, and
we do a late brunch. We meet it like one
that is our set time. We're out all day. We
go to the third location. Like we brunch all day.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You brunch crawl.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
We brunch crawl. Yeah, whoa And my new favorite place
is too below honey. Let me give a shout out all.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Honey, it's too honey. The place I went downtown to
have greens.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yes, you do that place.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I had shrimp and brits, and I know Amber hate shrimp,
but shrimp and Fritz is the best shrimp and Brits
I ever had.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's my new favorite brunch place in downtown Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yes, oh, you go next door and go bowling. I
don't bowl, but you know that's your thing. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
That's the same like uh like rush On or place
they sell food and it's a bowling alley or entities.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
But next door is a cute little bowling alley. It
is cute. It is gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I went home to Omaha just a little bit ago,
and I couldn't even I didn't recognize downtown at all. Yes, Lacy,
what did you do? Well?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
What I did was I opened un.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You did a lot that wasting rink.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yes, that's the roller skating rink too. Now it's winter,
gotta do that. Oh it's so much fun.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh, but you know that music is white, really terrible,
your ears. You know that music is white.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Is Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Absolutely, it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
It's like light rock.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Not really.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's like songs that you don't know. If I don't
know the song, it's gotta be odd because I know
every song. And then they'll throw in just like the
most country of the country songs. And that's what I'm
actually okay because I know country. Yeah, so there's no,
it's not a wide rive.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's like such an interesting vibe to ice skate or
roller skate.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Two yeah, because that's the point. The point is the groove.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Nope, nope, nope, nope, you're sailing away. You're safe.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I'm back in. I love yacht rock.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
If it's yes, I but I can just I can't
explain it. It might be a little bit of yacht rock.
Most of the songs you have no clue what they are.
And then they'll throw in a song that is of
the genre what I just said. They'll do sailing Okay,
they might do. Then they jump in through the Oak
Ridge Boys. Then it's unknown. Then it's like five unknown songs,
(22:25):
and then it's back to yacht rock. It's a hodge.
When I say it's a hodge potch, it's a hodgepotch.
It's not like you're hearing your favorites over and over.
It's not like your favorite yacht rock songs. If it
was all yacht rock, I could get into it. But
it's just weird unknown songs.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
That's what we're gonna be quest I bet they don't.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
No, they're not doing any requests. That is on somebody's playlist.
The last time we were there, I said, this is
someone's playlist. That's just like this is Steve, the maintenance
guy's playlist and he starts the music in the morning
and he's having a great time.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh well, I don't want need to have a bad time.
But I didn't pay my eight ninety nine. How much
is it?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's cheaper than mat to get some I need to
put some headphones on. But you're with your friends, so
you want to be like singing and dancing.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Oh I wonder if there's a thing where all your
friends can have, you know, like a silent disco where
you can all be listening to the same thing. That
was mean.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
But we are in Nebraska, so you're gonna need to
be able to hear when the world dance, when the
trumpers come, you gotta be able to run, skate away, free,
skate out of it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
You hear that alarm.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
When you hear that alarm, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Get it right. The alarm sounds a lot like an
Oakrage Boys song. So it's gonna be everyone's activates them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're being bad.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
We are.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
We are not following anything, Julie.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
This is Julie.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Did you play a sport? I did?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Did? Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I grew up I played basketball, volleyball, and tennis.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Oh and now yeah, but now as an adult, I'm like,
I feel like I lived like Troy Bolton, Like I
wish I would have been kept in theater.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Instead of having to play basketball like I did the
theater on the side, but I was like, man, I
want to be in the play, but I have basketball practice.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Really yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I like once a week we'll call my parents and
being like, why didn't you make me a child star?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
That's right, make them feel bad?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, well, may you make me play sports? Because my
growing up, my like, I played all those sports and
so it was just like one season to one season
to one season.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
So I would say I was like baseline average and
wasn't stellar in any and I can confirm that because
one time my dad was like, I was like, oh,
you know, maybe I'll play a sport in college, and
he was like, no, you're average.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, but I could have excelled on the stage.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So yeah, shame on them.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
No, it's okay. He it keeps me humble. It definitely
kept me off hole.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
But I do think there's a difference between theater kids
and sports kids because like grown up, theater kids are
odd human beings at best. The best, you've got an
odd person. But sport kids are like regular, well adjusted,
but then you get like elite sport kids and then
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it gets bad again.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, gets bad again.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Well, like regular regular sports babies, I think are probably
some of the best babies.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Did y'all play sports? You? No?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
No, that's a sweating I wore panty hills every day,
she did.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I wore, Yes, I.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Did, and I want to bring those back.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Man, if you wear pantyhose, I feel like.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Panty hills are coming back. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I mean old, So that's why she wore pantyhose. But
also it was not right for a child.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
No, it wasn't even right then I wore If I
wore shorts. I wore pantyhose like in the summer. Yeah, absolutely,
I can't see my legs, my legs.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I still have that. I don't want people looking at
my legs.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I don't want people to see. But I'm asking a question,
you guys, can we wear panty hills now? Are they back?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
No one's Julie, No one's wearing pantyhose, So what's the difference.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
But like, how would you different like panty.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Nude like.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
A nude just for like just to like lightly shade
your legs lightly.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So okay, okay, okay, yeah, I feel like people do
I have like nude ones that I'll wear.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Thank you, I'm bringing back just because you said. Now
I'm gonna go buy ye.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Don't trust.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
She got on the show.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Do not trust her. I don't trust.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I mean, I'm not that person. Please come up and
say why do I have pantihels on? It's gonna be
the last time you come up.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
And I just like, how comfortable the pantihose are, like
keeping you you covered and secure when you're skating.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
That's true with a little uh what do you call
the little skating out figure? Skating out stios? Now those
people are wearing pantiholes. You don't see a bare legged
ice skater multiple pairs.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
They are wearing those thick, those Beyonce hose. That's what
I want, just like I want to be able to
take off all my clothes and it's just one smooth thing.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
That's what I want.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's what I want, is just like a smooth body
suit that is opaque but also the same color as me.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
And that's not too hot, you know, guys, like when
when summer comes around and I'm running to catch the train,
I'm sweating already.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, And that's just that's going to hold in.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
A lot of the juices.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Keeps you nice and juice.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Your skin will not be dry.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Listening waist, you'll stay this age forever, terrible. Okay, guys,
it's time to get serious. Okay, Hey everybody, we'll be
back with more of this nonsense. I love you. Hey, everybody,
(28:50):
We're back more of the Amber and Lacey Lacy and
Amber Show. Today's topic Lacey's a little butt head, Jolie,
your thought is kidding? Oh my gosh, I can't so
right now, what we're gonna do is Amber and Lacy,
Lacy and Ever Show called Sister Court. Go Go go go, babe. Uncle.
(29:14):
Here on Sister Court, people give us their problems and
Lacy is the defense and Amber is the other lawyer.
Lady and by judge Jolie Batty to go go go
go gole goglet Email number one. Oh hey, now this
(29:39):
is real you. If you want us to discuss your
problems on Sister Court on the Amber and Lacy Lacy
and Amber Show, just email us at Amber and Lacy
Advice at gmail dot com. I think that's right here.
Scenario number one, do not read that first one.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm gonna read it. Okay, oh that first one. Who
ever put that on here? You're fired. And I've never
fired anyone on this show.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
But that.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Your laptop and your phones and get out of here.
It's gross. Okay, well, now I'm gonna read it.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I read it.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I feel like courts are interesting in it, but I
would love to see a judge just like eating popcorn.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Babe, really enjoying it.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
They deserve a burger. It helps you focus. I can't
be up here to side in someone's life and my
stomach is growled. I'm gonna send you straight to hell.
You got to the light Okay. This first one, though,
is wrong, and we need to have a meeting after
this podcast to decide who put this on.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Here, Here I go.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I have a younger sister and we've always been close. Once,
when we were very young, she said that she wanted
to marry me someday. I didn't think much of it
because we were so young and she didn't know that
there were different types of love. Now, she still seems
to hold on to the idea that she wants to
marry me. After I got engaged, my sister has become
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increasingly hostile towards my fiance in an attempt to win
me back. I want my sister to be part of
my wedding ceremony because we're so close, But I don't
know if that's the right thing to do or not
considering the circumstances. What do you think someone does need
to get fired? Someone's dreaming fire?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yuck?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
No, yeah, yu, and move on. Yeah, we don't need
to discuss this.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
What well, we need to turn first of all, step one,
turn off Game of Thrones.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
That's just her part, that's right.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, that's gonna help.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Everybody need to go to counseling. Mom, dad, brother, and
sister go to counseling. I got times.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It is also especially you she I mean maybe she's like,
oh I went, and you're like reading too much into it.
That that's possible, That's what That's what my hope is.
But if how she feels, how you think she feels
is real, you did something. She didn't just make that up.
She didn't hold onto that for a thousand years while
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you innocently see man in your eyelashes. You did something,
So look at your behavior. Also yuck, just like yuck.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I would love I would love to uh have a
a witness testimony from the fiance.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
M Yeah, what are the fiance's thoughts?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Right? Like how does she even know this?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah? Also I think she's just miswording it, like it's
just a jealous sister who wants her time. It's not
like she wants to be married. I don't think. I
think she just like wants her attention and wants to
hang out all the time, but now she can't because
she's got a boyfriend. And that's what I hope is true.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, I really hope that that that that is true
and that this wouldn't have been on like Gary Springer.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, vibe.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Uh, but there's around wag in the show and the
two sisters are here today. Yuck. I'm sorry, what a
yuck bucket. Okay, and now, judge, Jolie, do you have
to render a verdict? Render? I think I'm right.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I think my verdict is that this sister, the younger sister,
needs to go on and eat, prey, love journey and
really find herself, really find some friends. Uh, it's not hard.
It's hard to make friends as an adult. Right, like that,
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we get it.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Do some solo traveling, go out, get a hobby, uh,
to join, join a class, join a group, expand your horizons,
and then in a year we'll revisit and see these
are still as strong as they once were.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Okay, Wow, thank you Jolie because such a classy response.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
And I love that about her.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
We were like, you're nasty your mama.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Too, but I'm homely.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Thank I'm hoping for growth.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Very classy.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I love that. Okay, you want to read the next one?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yes? I will. What do you do when throwing a
party and a couple guests show up two hours early?
Two hours We were still setting everything up and they
came up so early while we were still cooking some
of the food. My husband was able to entertain them,
but I could have really used him to help me
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with setting up some last minute tasks. What should we
do in this situation?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Great question? Great normal question. I right off the bat,
and see you have a healthy relationship with pig boy
in your life. But I would have put them to work. Also,
like why did they show up two hours early?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
They were just like it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Did they get it wrong and it was accident? That's possible,
Like how did this happen? Also, I would say you
just sit them down and they sit there unentertained because
you made a promise that at four pm things were
going to become fun. Someone shows up at two, that's
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on them. Let them sit around and be like, sorry,
the party won't start until four, but you can sit
in the living room if you want. That's it. And
then they'll go, no, we can help, And then you
got slaves. And a lot of people don't know that.
That's how slavery started to people showing up two hours
(35:50):
to a party. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
So the history books leapt out.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
But on this apron and let's see what happens but
that's what I think.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I agree. I'm so angry. I'm angry and it didn't
even happen to me two hours early. Do you know
what I'm doing two hours before? I'm having a little event. No,
And you know, I hate to say this. We all
have those level of friends. Okay, we have a level
of friends. And if these are the people that are
like kind of get on your nerves and you were
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hoping they showed up late, now they're two you're two
hours in them.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Oh no, I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
They're the friends that one of your friends said, please invite,
and you're like, you're on the fence. We've done it,
We've all done it. We're like, I can't stand Gary,
but Marshall loves him, and Marshall'll be there and she'll
keep Gary busy. And Gary show up on his own.
Oh I'm hot. Gary's raking leaves, Gary is swipping the toilet.
I'm gonna get Gary the worst job ever so that
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he stays out of my face. Is one of my besties.
If it's my friend Micky Nicky, come in here, cook
this in here. But there are some people. There's levels,
and we all know that.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
We all know that but the people who would come
two hours early without texting for anything are the bad people.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yeah it's Gary. Yeah, but now he's never gonna come
early again because first of all, he's not getting invited again.
But while he's there, you're the sewer backed up. Gary.
I mean, you get in there, put on this had fit.
I'm gonna give you the worst job ever.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh, Carrie, I will.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
There's a hornet's nest outside, not that down with his stick.
Can't Carrie, Gary getting stung.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Two hours early?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I know, I feel bad until you keep repeating two hours. Yeah,
we gotta get that hornos. Your makeup's not even on.
You're wearing a moomo and some boots. You've been doing
a multitude of things. You've been running outside taking trash out,
so you put your boots on.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
But you gotta move. You don't have your braw on.
Gary got to see all that.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Now.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I got to get halfway decent because Gary's at the door.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I hate Gary the.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
More I think about it.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Angry, You're you're in angering yourself.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Oh my god, what if I'm wearing a wig that
day and my hair's braided now and all I got
is we cat on.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Then I gotta go run and put my Oh Gary
trying to see you without a wig? Absolutely not, I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay. I feel like when a party starts, the second
every party I've ever been invited to start, I'm there.
I like to get there. I want to be the
very first person there. Me too, and then I'm probably
the first person to leave.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
But I've been starting at at seven o'clock. You're there
seven zero zero.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yes, yeah I am. But also like, I don't want
the person to have that amount of time where they're
wondering if people will show up or not.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I want them to know that we're all coming in,
we're all going to have a nice time.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yeah, it's like half an hour goes by, an hour
goes by, and nobody's there, and you're like kind of nervous.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's sweet. But two hours before, no, I have strong
feelings about this. Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Gary is guilty and sentenced to running errands for the party. Okay,
two hours before absolutely not. Like you said, I haven't
even showered yet. I'm still cleaning, I'm still prepping all
of these things. I live in a one bedroom apartment
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Gary's gonna in there, in there, there's nowhere else for
him to be except for right here when I'm trying
to go between my bathroom and my bedroom and getting ready.
So absolutely not, Gary, you're showing up two hours early.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I don't even know you like that. I don't even
know you like that. I haven't showered, I haven't taken
my pantyhose off. The juices ess seeing.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
So, Garry, you can go get some ice, you can
go pick up the pizza. You can go run some errands,
you can go and do something. The minute you walk
out that door. I might change the locks. I might
change the I might text everyone to say the party's over.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
It's not it's not gonna happen. No, that's too extreme,
but I will.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah, I'm going to send him on some errands because
there's two hours before.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I might not even started cleaning my apartment for people
to come over.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, I think Gary, this is a cry for help.
Gary got too excited and he needs you the most.
He needs us. Guys.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
No, I don't need him. No, I'm not buying this.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
He wants you to be his girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I'm sorry now the story changed, and no, okay, he's desperate.
It's a little desperate, a little, it's a little what do.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
You call it?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
He's what do you call it? He's I don't know, clingy, clingy.
I couldn't think of the word. Yes, he's very clingy.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
So that means Gary is guilty. Sorry, everyone, That's how
it goes in sister Gourdarama, Oh wait, did you want
to read another one?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
We'll do one more. Okay, I don't know what time
we have. I don't know, but they can't.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
We've never been able to tell time.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
No, we don't know how much time we've been doing this. Okay,
this one says, I know it's almost it's almost been
a month after Christmas, but this is still bothering me.
My boyfriend bought me a video game that he wanted
for Christmas. And to be clear, I do play some games,
but I don't personally like Call of Duty. Well guess
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what I got for Christmas. I've been dating him for
several years and he hasn't done something like this before.
Is this breakup?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Amber?
Speaker 3 (42:02):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Look, I am the person who will get you a
bad gift. I don't have it. Whatever people have that
makes them good gift givers. I have the opposite of that,
and I can see this happening. This is some shit
I would do. I'd be like, Lacey likes dogs, so
I got her a zebra. Like you said, that's something, Well,
(42:27):
Lacey would like a zebra.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
That's a very portant zebra.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Stop getting animals. She's not going to. But I am
not good at giving gifts, and I don't think that
that's break up worthy. You know, it might mean he
doesn't know you or care. That's possible, but what's most
likely is he's any dude, he's bad, he's half listening.
(42:54):
I mean also, like, how important are presence to you?
Then you should have dropped some hints if getting a
bad present was breakup worthy, you should have been out
there laying the groundwork going, wow, I really like this
sweater from tuli dot com. Like he should have been
really yeah, sending an emails going I'm trying to choose
(43:16):
between these two pair of shoes. You know what, I'm
not going to get them there. That would be a
splurge like that. You need to be doing that.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, And I read it wrong at first my first
glance at it, I thought, because listen, Lacy will tell
you break up with somebody. In a minute. Hi, if
you need to break up with someone, call me and
I'll be like, where is he at? I'll go to
him and tell him y'all broke up. I have no
problem with that. But I thought it said that you
didn't play video games at all. Then I was like, oh,
he's out of there, but you play video games now.
(43:48):
So he thought he was going to get you to
play this game with him. Did he buy it for himself? Absolutely?
You said he loves this game. Yes, he wants you
to enjoy it with him as well, but you don't
like it. So just let him know I don't. I'm
not playing this game. It's yours now, and he'll just
get the hint. He's not gonna get it. He's not
gonna get you another video game you don't like. Again.
Hopefully it's not break up worthy.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
There ain't nobody out here. This is not break up worthy.
There's no one here.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Go back.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
The conversation. Don't leave him.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I think it's okay to say you got this for yourself.
I don't want to play this.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Same you told us, You told us he got it himself.
Go tell him yeah, you can tell him. He can
tell or again, call me and I'll tell him. But
it's not breakup worthy.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Don't call Lizzie. I don't. I don't think so either.
But it's not up to you, Lacy. It's not up
to you Camper. It's ut to judge Tulie.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
Oh it is okay, I'm going to rule not guilty.
I don't think that it's breakup worthy either. I think yeah,
I think that he was like, maybe this is a
fun thing that we can do together. I think he
right the room wrong. I think he definitely bought that
for himself and it was something that he wanted and
he said, ooh two for one, it's a gift for
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you and for me. And if you hadn't played, if
you don't play video games.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
At all, then yeah, that's like a why did you
get this? I'd also be curious to know what did
you get him? How does that.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
Compare when you're is like super super overly thoughtful, sentimental
and then he's like.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Frisbee throwing you the new calling tuning and you're like,
what is this? Yeah, but I don't think that it's
a breakup worthy.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
I think have a conversation I don't know if this
is always the healthiest thing, but for the past couple
of years, my partner and I will say, what's the limit.
We hand each other on each other's credit cards and
buy our own gifts because we know.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
What you It's efficient and you don't have to have
it takes the guessing out of it. It is easier
that way. Yes, it's like not as fun and so
takes the surprise out of it.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
I guess, but hey, it's something that I want and
I need, and we respect that communicate agreed.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
The judge has ruled.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Quote better.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I feel like if we were left to our own devices,
this podcast would be ninety percent just intro songs to things.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Do they have awards for podcast intro music?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Oh? Should they do with us? That's true? If they do,
we want.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Just gave ourselves an award.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Nominees to be determined.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Okay, Lace, would you like to read a fan email
or should we skip right to ranking?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Let's just rank?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Okay, but I will read this quick fan email. It
says Ember rules, Lacy drools drench Oh strange, I do
see that. Yeah, well it wasn't from Gary, No, because
Gary's in your house. I think it's time to do
(47:15):
that's rank And I think we have to rank the
top TV dogs because I feel like this is something
Jolie's gonna know a lot about. I feel like it's
something she's already thought about. Yeah, TV dog, I'll go first.
My tot's TV dog, of course, is Lassie du second.
(47:37):
My second favorite TV dog was Eddie from Fraser, even
though Fraser is a trumpy little guy, but I did
love that show before we all knew what Trump.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Was, and I did love that dog.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
He squaggy, and I think he's the same dog from
the Artist. Am I right? Remember that black and white
silent movie out there was a Bloe black and white
silent movie called The Artist, and in it was it
a little dog and everyone was flipping out about that
fucking thing. The Artist dog is Frasier dog.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Oh okay, all right, Well I had to do a
quick google. I'm gonna say my first one is Benji.
I love that little show.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I don't know at last, but Benji was smart.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
One hundred and one Dalmatians, even though he's not real dogs.
I'm just gonna throw it out there. Dalmas A Corolla
de Veil's wonderful and then my last one has to
be Snoopy. But does I love Snoopy. Snoopy saved them
kids all the time. He made the Thanksgiving dinner. He
made some popcorn. When he did that, he popped up
(48:50):
that little Jiffy pop cut. Those are my top three.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
They see a lot of yours were cartoons, I know,
but they still hold a place in my heart. Then
I'm gonna say Clifford the Big Red Dog. It didn't
say real real dogs, TV dog, real dogs. We said
TV dogs. You're right, Jillie, who are your dogs?
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Top three Bruiser from Legally Blonde Dog Bruiser.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Cruiser because we love, we love an educated dog.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Educated dogs use a cated dog. Air bud tapping into
my sports.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
Never watched all days, never watched it, Lacy, what's wrong
with you? It's sports see at.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Least seventeen that you can choose from.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
So that's true.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
On a day that you on a day that you're
not ice skating, you can have an air bud marathon.
And number three, I'll go a cartoon.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Scooby doo Oh, that's a good one. Likes to do.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, that's fine. Had a nice little group of friends.
He loves a sandwich, A good job, job security.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
That's right, he had a great job.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
He had a great getting snacks.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah. Yeah, always scared and who isn't anxious? We're in
this economy. That's pretty good. You might have a oh yeah.
The dog was not the same dog from Fraser Artist
Dog and Fraser Dog. Two different dogs, same kind of dog.
(50:44):
I think they're both Jack Russell Terriers. You know what,
I got it wrong. I got it.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
All dogs look the same.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I didn't want to say it, but all dogs kind
of look the same.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
They look they looked.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Guys. This was the Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show.
Jollie Dudley was our guest. She's array of sunshine wrap
in a dog suit, a cute dog suit, a cute
dog suit, low pup beat suit. Jolie. Where can people
find you?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yes, people can find me on Instagram or TikTok at
Jolie Dudley, or you can follow our show page.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Show us some love, come to the show.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
Must love dogs in comedy on social media and yeah,
you can come and see some good comedy, see some
cute dogs, and support a really heartwarming mission.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yay, yay that sounds pretty good. Lacy, where can people
find you?
Speaker 3 (51:52):
I don't know. I think it's Lacey lamar One at
Lacey lamar One. That's right, good say it.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's Lacey lamar One because she locked herself out of
Lasulmer and she had to make a new one and
she put a one behind it. Now as I make
fun of you for that, I had to do that
the other day. So I think I'm Amber Ruffin across
all socials. We'll see. Also, the show is the Amber
and Lacy Lacy Amber Show. We love you and that's official.
(52:22):
All right, you have a good day.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yay.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show is a
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacey lamar
Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sani, super produced
by Becca Ramos Because She's a Superhero co produced by
Victor Wright, Edited and mixed by Ty Herd. Music by
(52:50):
David schmol
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