January 22, 2025 • 50 mins
This week Lacey and Amber negotiate new terms for the presidency before they introduce their good friend Sherry Cola! The three goof around about life and food, get into Lacey's DMs, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the best message you've ever been sent. Emmer
and I are running for president. It's the Amber and Lacey,
Lacy and ambush shit.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're probably wondering why both of us are going to
run for president because I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Be president on the weekends. We gotta split this up. Yeah,
I'll take the weekends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, you're say, I'm only Monday Tuesday. I'm only going
to be president Monday and Tuesday. And we've talked about
this before. I think there really should be presidential teams.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm working with some people on it. Yeah, one person.
I do think one person is too much.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
One person is too much.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You end up going gray after the first six months.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I can't go gray. No, I'm not doing it, although
I am going great. And I'm so sorry you. I'm
sorry everybody has to find out like this. It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm only going to do Monday Tuesday. Sorry, got things
I gotta do. This is really hard. Yeah, and there
should only be yes or no questions. Yeah, you just
stamped the paper. They give it to you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, guys, leave the presidency to us. We by everyone else.
World Peace and Sisters are on the case. Free ice
cream for everybody. Yeah, yes, Sam, Yeah, a lot of
stuff right there.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Just know in general?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, kids, No, what's no thanks. Welcome to the Amber
and Lacy Lacy nmbers Show. I'm Amber Mildred Ruffin and
I am Lacey Lamar. I was gonna say my middle name,
but I decided not to.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You don't want people to know your middle name. No,
it's chrysanthemum. It is chrys anthemum. It is not.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But guys, we are coming to you live today. So
you may think, oh, yeah, I'm listening to this. You
know I downloaded it or you know it is just
straight off Etn's. It's like you're now going live. We're
(02:11):
going live, no breaks.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
A lot of stuff has happened, guys, it's a lot.
What's a lot? You're just making stuff up?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I just mean the puffy stuff. But I know when,
but what when people who have assaulted women face consequences
fills me with a joy that is undeniable. Been waking
(02:41):
up the past few days, just smile on my face,
having a great time.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Now is what happened?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The super sad is shit I've ever fucking heard of
my life. Yes, and that's why this is such a
relief because it seems like there's consequences and listener, I
love consequences.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Now do I love the prison system?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No? Do we have a lot of other problems. Yes,
that's not what this moment is about. This moment is
about consequences. God love them.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm all for it. Uh, Lacy, you've been to jail?
Do you want to talk about that?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Was under another name? I escaped and started a new life.
Thank you for bringing it up. Now they're gonna be
starting for me.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh no, Now you gotta start a new life.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Not gonna change my identity again by everybody gonna go.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh no, it's them burn Hill Dago Show. That is
a great name. It's a great name. I want you
to consider it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, I am this is what I'm gonna say about this.
I am so shocked that he did not escape and
go somewhere. He a fool, You are fool. He tried
to make bail. They've now denied it twice. Did you
think they were going you're black. You're not getting nowhere.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You're not doing that. You can I'll send eighty million dollars.
They're not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They're not gonna do it. The second that video came out,
he should just gone.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And I don't. Look.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm not saying I want him to go. I want
him to face consequences and stay in jail. But he
I'm shocked that this man didn't not run away. Guys,
he didn't run away, and neither should you. Stay tuned
from Worthy Lazy lad Say. Today's guest is Sherry Kola,
who I'm a huge fan of.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I love her so much.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Fucking loved joy Ride, fucking great show.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Let's meet her in one minute. Okay, we'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I love you all, hie, I'm lazy.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You are goddesses that have blessed us consistently.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, and we thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
And I'm just like this because it's my wedding day.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I am as your best man. Oh I am ready.
I have the ring in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh no, the ring?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Thank god.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Have you seen those nightmarish videos where the best man
is about to deliver the ring in the most important
moment ever and he slips and pushes the bride into
a pool?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What? I don't think? I have, no, because that sounds
great to me.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Those kind of videos make my nipples hard.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, you know, for excitement, Ezike Amber, we got to
step this up next, next podcast. I got agin.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
You are stuning you like.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
We just granted you a wish?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
How can I tell you more of you? Are gorgeous
and I'm very lucky.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Small singing in a song song and that song yeah,
yes right.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
And Lacey, what a pleasure that you graced me with
your presence.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And your essence is a song of a shampoo commercial.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I believe you now. I didn't believe you then, I
believe you now. I'm waiting for this.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Seen them too much, too soon?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, dang, that's a good song.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Sorry everybody, Hey, everybody, we are here with pop star
Sherry Cola. She used to do stand up and star
in movies like Joey Ride and Fucking Now we've discovered
her true talent.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yep, freestyle, fret famously run or Run Runner Runner, runner
up of American Idol season fourteen.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So they cut me out right because people were like, whoa,
I'm so jealous of.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Her because of the false settles I could hit. It
was too too much for network television, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But if you watch the uncut on cable, you'll see
her in there and and you came there looking better
than everybody else, came there looking like everybody's afters, because
you know American idol, they come, they'd look a little
rough and then they fix them up. At the final
you came in there like you, like you made.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I walked in as the final product.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Do you know what I'm saying? As the fully evolved Pokemon?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
And they thought she's she's dropped dead to every bone.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You were too much.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
She is.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Bisexual, Oh my god, superpower and she can sing.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
She's mewtwo? Is that the most involved? Is mew two?
The fault version?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I mean it's.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Wait, but everyone what? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I can already see let me let me backtrack. We
will never be on track. This entire podcast sow fans
of the little structure this podcast had. I'm sorry, but
if you didn't like the structure, you'll double enjoy this episode.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Back to now, what Pokemon are you? Lacey? Do you
know enough about Pokemon to choose your own Pokemon? I'm
Jigglypuff And I didn't say that because she said it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I said it because I that was the first Pokemon
that I had ever learned of.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Because it puts people to sleep, correct yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So when I worked at my Little Bad non passion't
say that the girls home, and the girls were really
really bad, and they would be like, some of them
would come up to you and cuss you out. I
would just do this while they were cussing me out,
and it would make a map that was my solipuff
and they would be like.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I remember one girl yelling at me, going work like
a joke.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
That's funny. It's getting Witchcraft definite.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Nor relaxed rising is what I identify, because one puts
people to sleep.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
The all the ones sleeps, you know what I mean?
Get you a girl who can do both.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I think I would have to be mister Mime because
it's arguably the dumbest one.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What is that one? You have to tell me? Girl?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Mister mime, if I'm not mistaken, is like a dude
with you know, white gloves and I believe, like a
purple jacket and like clown hair, and he just mimes
and that's it.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I don't think he has a power. I think he's just.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Out there and enjoying himself. I fucking love that guy.
Like you you open up your little ball, he pops out.
He's up against squirtle. He's up against the fire guy.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh what can he do? He can move stuff with
his mind. Oh that's cute.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Wait is it mister mind ma or mister mind mister?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
And then that's false advertising it is if he can
move stuff with his mind.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He's a liar. Oh my god, not us finding a loophole.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Let's try to cancel Pokemon.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Stely dragging ashketch a missie and rock.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Okay, Amber Lacy, very important question.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Kill fuck Mary ash mitsy or is it misty?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, Okay, I'm gonna go first. I don't know any
of these people. He's ready, I'm fucking them all.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Come got a fuck them all pogamon.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
And that's my final answer.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Okaysh ad for Pokemon today.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Good job. Yeah. Who knew that this is where we
would end up?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But I do we Now you might know Pokemon because
you're a child, but we know Pokemon because our nieces
and nephews are of Pokemon age. So the TV would
just always have Pokemon on it everywhere we were.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Oh, I'm pretty sure we're close to being the same
US Census bracket for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Say your age the same age, say you age never
already googled it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I am ten years old older they lie.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Everything on the internet, and ten years older than you.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm thirty years old. I'm just fifteen years older than you.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Give it.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Well, my chaperone is sitting right here in front of
the chaperone. I have to say, I fucking hate when
articles put our ages in the parentheses.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
What does it have to do with anything?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
You might as well put the circumference of my nipples?
Like why is it so much information? Like just tell
everyone I lost my virginity and part of a jack
in the box?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Like why information necessary?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
We don't need it?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Or like take a liberty take a senior citizen amber
reference like that that's something.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Now you're talking.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Jerry atriate comedian Jerry Cola, Like let's really double down.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, that's what I love.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, baby, Lacy Lamar, that's
what I want.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Thank you, l Yeah to say the least.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Guys, we have already changed Pokemon forever because we're right,
and now we'll change the way people report. It is
odd that they glute our ages. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
What like just call my ex out by name, Like
why don't you.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Stephen.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
No one liked him.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I mean, where are you now?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
That's at least something.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Like.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't find myself caring how old anyone is unless
I have to make references with them. But I do
care who you dated like that fun who wasn't? Were they?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Did you kiss them with the open mouth? Father?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Oh yeah, so action e la we l.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I mean I have to know who dated who, why
and for how long. There are a couple of great
things you can find out about a person. One they gay,
period two or queer. Two, they can sing God and
they dated someone. You know, those are the best things
you can find out about each other. You dated Cheryl,
(14:08):
She's crazy?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
How did you do it now? Cheryl Cola gets around?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, Cheryl Cola your ex wife, Cheryl Cola.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yes, we had to break up because our names were
the same.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Stupid too much.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
And on my wedding day, you know, I'm turning a
new leave.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
This is outrageous from the jump, and I'm upset. I
never want to say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I want to do exactly what you're doing except mean
it a little bit. I want to get a really
nice white outfit and then tell people it's my wedding day.
But then never never kept it being a bit ever.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Wait, that's so funny.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
I feel like you could wear like a nice white
outfit and just get away with shit if you say
I'm late for my wedding, I'm late for my wedding.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Just everyone just cut the line at Starbucks, I'm late
for my wedding.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You know they'd be like, you're wearing a suit, so
you're marrying a woman, right, Yes.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
A long conversation then you're over there.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
But I would like to have this conversation. Actually, now
here's how we met.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You were eating a bread and.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I don't not all that.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Was a song by this artist named Hoku. When we met,
you were eating a breed, very specific lyrics.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, wonder that really happened to that person, because you
don't just throw that in there.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's a true story.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
That's based on a true story.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Is a true story. Some songs, you can tell they
put too much detail.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It's true, Lacy, how go away are you from your microphone?
Oh no, well I was.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Told I was really loud, So now I guess I got.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
That silence you lazy. I let them silence you. You
that microphone to the esophagus.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
You get that deep in there. Okay, I will.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Go call a oscopy with my microphone before they turn
my volume down. I won't treat that microphone like a
skewer and me a lambca bob before I shut.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I did not think that was where you were going
with it. But I'm glad that.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Is usual nice, isn't it? The visual nice?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You gotta admit.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Obsessed delicious? No, seriously, where is Yusef? Mind him.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Up at the altar?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
By the end of this, my first boyfriend, Yusef. That's it.
That's that's the tweet.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
That should be a bit on the show. Is we
all tweet something that makes no sense? Another thing, my
first boyfriend, Jason, This is what I thought of when
you said lamb kebaba. Can you remember I was talking
about this with my friend the other day. Can you
remember when you realized that what you were eating meat,
the meat you're eating used to be an animal.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Can you remember that? I can remember the exact time.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, it's so fucked up. When was that done?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
We were eating chicken and I went, wait, so if
this is a drumstick and this is chicken, is this
the leg of a chicken and how he walks, and
Mom and Dad laughed themselves sick.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
And that's how you knew you had a career in comedy.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Think about it often. I gotta be honest, because I
grew up eating everything from a chicken feet to pagansestaine, okay,
everything in between. And I still dabble in those arts,
and there is guilt sometimes, but I just grew up
eating so much meat and and you know, from the
(18:14):
lamb kebabs uh to the cam look look of love cobs.
You know what I'm saying. I eat it all. But
what's your story? Are you two eater of alls?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I'll eat anything now, I will eat That's right. I
told Amber anything. We're on a we crashed in the andes.
Amber's the first.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
To go anyway, I'm not going to please help me.
She's first to go. I'll keep anything.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
So my girlfriend, the love of my life.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Currently, I already forgot about Yusuf valadaate bisexuality.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
My girlfriend does not eat red meat.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
And at first I thought it was gonna be a
deal breaker, like red flag, you know what I'm say,
But turns out I still love the woman.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Okay, and and.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
You know she she was pescataria, but now she started
to eat chicken.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I'm slowly micro.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Micro.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You are you're getting me micro as.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Long listen as long as she's a puskatarian. If you
know what I'm saying, did that merch.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And that's all that matters?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Planarian is christ definitely a shirt. It's definitely a shirt.
I'm definitely ordering.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
A koozy or a key chain at the least acterion.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay, wait, now ready to go. I might I might
order the three of us shirts. That's a puskatarian. I
might be one of the more.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Normal under my tree in December. It will not be that.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Lay.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
We had the chem to sing scale.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm so it was scam likely, Lacey's special ring for
scam likely.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
And the song she sings to go with it is
so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
It is scam likely. That's really scam.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
When our album comes off ectly ridiculous songs, I kind
of love.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
The three of us just going on score together a capella.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Style, unsatisfied audiences all.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Of But here's the here's the twist. My loves no audience.
Now that's how it should be that has that ever
been done?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, we're in Detroit where precisely none of your.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Business, no witnesses.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
But we'll be singing from seven to eight and then
again from ten to eleven.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Seven won't get a trio acapella, Mattinee. Okay, I'm all
for it. I am all for it.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Sherry.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
You said something earlier that I need to know the
answer to. Now I don't know how to ask this,
but just earlier you said you grew up eating pig intestines,
and I am forced to ask, what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Big intestines? What do you call that? What do you
call it?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Well, listen, I also, in my adult life love to
eat ass.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
It's a lifelong training. I mean, we really went there.
So in Shanghai, knees.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
If you're talking literal language, it's which literally means large intestine.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
So we're not even you know, giving the pig the respect.
It's just in.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
General, uh, or some which is pig contested.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Is that what you meant?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That's exactly what I meant, because we call it chitlins.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
I am familiar with chitlins. I am familiar with chitlins. Uh,
love obsessed?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Do they taste the same. Have you tasted?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Why did we Why did we think we're the only
people to eat that? Like in your hand, you're like,
no one else is eating?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Is we ain't needing that? Ship? People.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Even though we are all living our best lives and
you know, chiseled to the gods, I know that we
we didn't grow up rich, you know what I'm saying.
So it was like I was eating like pridge uh
preserved duck egg, which is that black like yeah, for adjacents,
(22:50):
which is so delicious in my opinion, Like this is
I'm drooling right now.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
But it was the.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
The insides of the animal. I think we're maybe cheaper,
I'm not really sure, but or maybe it's just us
not wanting anything to go to waste, like the inside
of a chicken as well. Chickens also have intestines that
are edible, Like, I mean, I've just had it all,
you know, a duck tongue tongue.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
I'm talking sharing no ride with the jaw slash beak attacked.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Don't now that sounds delicious?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
I actually had to take the two of you out
on an authentic Chinese feast because we'll be surprised.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
When you said duck egg, I was interested.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I have to say, I've seen those black duck eggs
in the thing and I'm like, I can't it looks
like it tastes good, it looks right.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
It's delicious. Uh, it's well, okay. We just have to
be in touch and further explore the cuisine together, because
it's hard to say. That's why it's always so offensive
when those foods are on fear factor, for example, because
I'm like, girl that was on the breakfast table.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah, that's not right, that's not right.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
One time I went to Australia to shoot a video
for like Tourism Australia. Man, we were supposed to go
to a break You can't be telling us what the
fuck to do? We need so find out what happened
when I went to Australia.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
After this break Welcome back to the Amber and Lacy
Lacy and Amber Show. Our guest today is Sherry Kula
And oh here's what happened in Australia. So I went
to Australia for like the Tourism Board of Australia.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And they were like, they were like, will you go
to this five star restaurant. This guy probably had a
Michelin star.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I don't care. I don't care because I hate all food.
I hate all food. I eat like twelve things. I'm
the worst eater you've ever met. Any child can me.
It's really bad. So I tell them this.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
I thought, I think I saw your name on the
list of a variety is worst eaters you've ever met.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
That's called the Amber List. That's how bad.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So this man made all this food. Each thing tastes
worse than the last. And I'm telling this to him
to his face because he knows what's what it is.
And then it's also very funny. And then he makes vegemite.
What's the Australian money?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, customers, the fuck? Why would you do? Why would
you give this to me? This is terrible? And that
was my first hate crime.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yes, oh my god, I was literally gonna say it's
a hate crime. I was literally so I, like I said,
I famously eat everything. And when I had vega mine,
I was shot at how I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Immediately turned on.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
It was greasier than I expected it was. I think
it's because they put it on toast so it tricks
you because of the color.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
You think it's like natilla. You think it might be sweets.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
I'm still not sure what it is, but I am
willing to give it another try.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
They do it differently down on there. They definitely do.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You are the world's best eater.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
If that hits your lips and you said, maybe one
more child, you are the world's best eater.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Hit me, baby.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
I was about to say that too. Are we were
we separated.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
We were at birth, we were That's right, baby, don't
won't eat.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
That bad my.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
You know, I have to say I am singing better
than usual this morning, which is weird because I'm actually not.
You said that good when it comes to you know,
the the octaves, but I am killing it.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
You have because you're starting way down in the basement
and we've heard you get up to the top floor
already of a.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Five story building, straddling the chimney.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Get off the chimney, don't Jimmy Stanta chimney.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Here's my question. Yes, here's my question. What are we
actually supposed to talk about today?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Thank you for asking.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Uh, this is the part of the show where we
are oh, where we slide into Lacey's dms. Hey everyone, oh,
it's time for a segment called please slide out of
Lacey's d These are dms from real men with mothers
probably uh, who have failed give it.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
And these men, real men, have sent dms, real dams
to Lacey Lamar, a real human being.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Lace.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Okay, this first one, I we were talking, we were
chit chatting, you know, hi, how are you what you know?
And then listen, Cherry, it don't even get that far.
Normally is straight with the nonsense.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
So it had been like a few back and forth okay,
and I said, you know, tell me a little bit
about yourself and this will sends this. I am a
combination of bugs Bunny and Beaver Cleaver. I'm serious. By
the way, Bugs Bunny had to be a male because
he sailed with Christopher Columbus, my favorite episode, and that's
(28:53):
straight up dude's work. Lacey, Sup, Amber, Lacey, No, wait,
christ I'm not giving this christ he lost me Christopher Columbus.
That's an episode of What's Funny? Oh yeah, now he's
on the boat with Christopher Columbus. Okay, Amber, and that's
why you should give him one kiss on the mouth, Lacy,
(29:14):
I don't think this is that bad.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
No song only bottom liptom that the overbite special.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
You know what I mean? Uma the way, My question
is how hot is this man?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Not hot at all? Not hot enough for me to
listen to this mess again. Now he loves cartoons, Lacey.
He's the Christopher Columbus was that was his favorite episode.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
No, thank you, sir, kill fuck Mary.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Kill kill ny Oh Beaver Christopher Columbus.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Well we're killing Christopher Killopher Columbus. Yeah, yeah, it's going
to be silly Beaver Cleaver, thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Honestly, Bugs, Bunny is game.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
He can look like anything. He can look like whoever
you want him to look like.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
That's true. I want him to be that sexy girl.
He's that sexy girl. That's right. You want to be Beethoven.
He's Beethoven, have to be.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I wanna tell him to look like because we've all
wanted to talk Beethoven. I'm gonna tell him look like
Denzel Washington and he's gonna be like, what's up. We're
gonna that's how it's gonna work.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Wow, you're right, Bugs, Bunny deserves a star on the
Walk of Fame. Where do we sign the position?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Ever? I believe you were for this, I'm for this.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It is the beaver Cleaver, he said, I'm I'm a
combination of bugs, Bunny and beaver cleaver.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
No, thank you, no thank you. I don't know what
you're fuck you're talking about that and a little bit reserved.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Right right the range the range. If he's not you,
you weren't interested from the job.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
And that's straight up dude's work. What is that?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I do give points for? Like elaboration Amber does.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Amber loves the silliness. If someone's super silly, Ambers like,
give them.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Well, we love poetry. We love poetry.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I got some poems too, but we don't start with
the poems. Share you Oh my god? Yeah, the pages,
pages and pages of the poem.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
No that I've received, sir, I'm not reading. I'm we're
on page six. I don't care about your poem.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
You're if you can make it to a six pages
of poem, you can't write poetry. Already said you should
have said what you said that first page. I don't
need to listen to six pages.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Your d MS. It's giving d m B, it's giving.
Line is out the door.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I love it. That is so true. These d ms
are I'm stealing this.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I'm sorry, I'm stealing it it.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
We'll wear it.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Guys. We have too many shirts. No, I love it.
You know me. I love a good T shirt. Well,
you have a good T shirt message, I love it.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
We have so many fucking shirts. Why will we never
turn down a free one?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Never help you. You'll knock a toddler over. If someone
throws you're in the You're in the audience. If someone
throws a free T shirt, that baby's biting it. I'm
snatching the shirt.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I need it.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
I will put an eighty five year old man in
a choke hold.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
I'm with you for a V neck.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Ooh if it's an all, not the V neck T shirt,
not the V neck.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
When it's free, baby, it's coming home with me.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
A woman's cut it.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
I tiny sleeves? What is what that? Why aren't women's girl?
My armpit is out?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah? I got a shave. You decided to get STYLI
that's not fair.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Where's the rest of it?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I tried to throw away a hoodie the other day
that was free, Like every hoodie I've ever seen in
my entire life, and I just couldn't.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
It could do.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Tuesday, go by Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
And now.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Within me the free hoody do it From every Cliper
game I've been at, it's.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Whoa dude? Yes today? What the fuck? I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
I am not doing this?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Good?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Good, you're doing it? I mean, I'm sorry. Voice to
the man.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Am I gonna be a judge on the voice?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
You are?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
You're dressed for it, girl, you are ready?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
That's for my chair.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Every podcast should start with us, with our back to
the came What if one of us never turns around?
What I was like? I don't like this.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Guess an elimination Lacy, okay, fun elimination off?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You're off the podcast.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Are there more dms?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, I got one more? I got one more.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I'm on the edge of myself.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's funny because we've been kind of talking about this.
I want to eat your cat like those immigrants in Ohio.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Topicical.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So I just said, so you thought using a rambling
racist lies would make me go out with you. This
cannot be working for you. That's all I said.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
I was racist lie.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
He hate you with an R R LM Bally Yeah,
and he thought he's probably sending that to like twenty women.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Oh it's it's giving.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, he thinks that he's so and I was like, no,
what are we doing? Why?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
And also the funniest one of those is someone tweeted
call me Haitian the way I'd be eating her cat.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
That I was like, lady, you done made the funniest one.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
That is just.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Brilliant joke writing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, the remake songs are amazing. Yeah, eat the cat,
eat the cat. It love it.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
But but this guy, I mean the new choice.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Oh guys, is it life just short form improv when
you really think about it?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah? Are you going to tell me to.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Put yes and on my tombstone? Okay, that's already a
T shirt at my funeral? Take a suggestion from the audience. Okay, yeah,
that would be hilarious.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I have two comps, two compss.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I have two cops for my funeral. They're in the
back and you didn't, so please don't shout anything out.
Amber knows that I love an entertaining funeral, and I
tell everybody in my family pick your song. My daughter's like, no, Mom,
and I I'll pick it for you Daisy Duke's You're
gonna go over that fun song.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
You know what my concern is on the daily the
photo they use because everything it was my most something
on feed or whatever. You just have to assume that
will be the last photo. You're right, So you have
to make sure that ship looks good when you go missing, right,
(36:45):
they will pull from I mean, who knows, just a
candid from Jetty images.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
I just googled. This is the first photo that came
up with you. I mean it's bad, that's not bad.
That's your that's your pick.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
That's that's a good way to stay on the out.
That's a good way to go out.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, that was the first one that popped up.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
This is you.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
I gotta die right now.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
I don't have got no that No, that one is
giving big Easel energy right there.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Somebody played back.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That ass up because that's well, I hope we die
at the same time, because that's how some musself.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
And Juicy J can only perform at one.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Bands. Good boy, Wait, why did I say no? I
was singing bands that make it adds juvenile?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
You were lacy?
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Did you go out cut that part out? Quisby right
now on anything. Two thousand and one, Hip Hop I
Will come through.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh well we are the raggediest rap listeners of all time,
like the that are just like like like yes, back
that ass up, but like I'm skla ship, I'm so
hood for sure that I would say that's my maybe
my second favorite song of all time.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Hit him Up, Hit him Up.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
By Tupac probably the end of it, just the grease
cussing everyone out.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Nothing, what's that? What's our one song? Never Scared?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Oh love Never Scared, Bye bye pig, big Punisher, nobody knows.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Nobody remember.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Okay, So if we're talking this specific MTV Jams era
the Mystic Gold Days.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh yeah, mystical. Yeah, I love that mystical, the Mystic
Gold Days.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
And I'm also like, I also love like the kind
of a romantic y you know, the fabulous into us
you know what I mean, the the the chingey Tyreese
pulling me back.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Oh that's a good song. That is a great song.
It's on my so my work, I'll playlist. I was
still all the time.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Sorry. Two thousand and four.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
She went to Ruben studdmember, Okay, okay, that's.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Like that was like you were going through it before
we even discovered feelings.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I feel like if you go back and you listen
to a lot of the ratchet trash rap that I
was consuming at an alarming rate back then, you'll hear
some troublingly misogynist things.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Oh of course.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
And conversely, I was listening to I'll Never Remember his Name,
a I'm a pianoo afrobeats type of person, and the
song was called bring It to the Owner, and the
whole theme of the song was your pussy belongs to me.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Something's wrong with it, baby, just bring it to the owner.
And every song in that genre is so like like thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Like like sweet sweet like that, like if you're having
any pussy problems, let me help you.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
It's it's giving, projective and yeah, we were dropping it low. Yeah,
and yet both cheeks were synchronized swimming.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Can you move your chicks independently of one another?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Baby, girl? Funny to assume I even have meat back there.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
This is very serious. I was born without an ass Oh,
I'm okay. I have been searching for this ass my
entire life. It's been on a milk carton, it's been
on Craigslist ads, this ass has not turned up anywhere.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Go to Miami.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
You know what's funny is from Miami.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
She's Cuban, and she and I somehow our Sisterhood of
the Traveling Pants because she has like a smaller waist
and a booty.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
I have nothing like.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
I'm just like cylindic all the way down. And yet
we can share genes. It's fascinating. Actually, it's science.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Women in Stem.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
It's science. Sister of the Traveling Plants. Wasn't none but
women in Stem. That's all I was. You can call
it magic. It's just women in Stem. Girl.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
You know there's that Brotherhood of the Traveling jockstrap. Honey, No,
it's that those come in different sizes, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh my god, we're so bad. Guys were so bad. Okay,
should we do one Sister Court?
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Oh speaking of sisters, I mean sure, what.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Like say too late?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Hey, everybody, welcome to Sister Court. As I should have
mentioned in the first act, but we'll never remember. You
can write in to the show and get advice, and
maybe your advice will be talked about in Sister Court.
That email address is Amberandlacyadvice at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Write it in and.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Hear us give you a verdict, just like we're going
to do for this person right now. I'm Amber Reffin
and Lacey's Lacey Lamar. Sherry is judged Sherry, So watch
your ass, Okay, I am going to read one of
the first Sister Court scenarios. What do I tell my
(42:40):
friends when they're not invited to a party. I'm in
my mid sixties, okay, and I like to throw parties
from my friends ever so often. To be honest, some
of my parties are very very nice, with catered food
and expensive wines. Because of this, I can't invite every
one of my friends to everyone my parties, and it's
(43:01):
like guests post something on Facebook or Instagram. I will
inevitably hear from someone in a few days asking why
they were not invited.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
What should I say to them?
Speaker 6 (43:12):
That is because I go through this daily, But I
think I'm on the side of just please don't invite me,
you know what I mean, give me the liberty to
sit out.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
That's stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
You know.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
You could always say that it's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
That's why I'm always zero or one hundred. I'm not
throwing a party unless it's it's one hundred people.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah, it ain't no fun. I can't have none.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
You know, it's either one on one. It's either hearts
or heart or crowdser no in between.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Yeah, I don't know. I just don't. I would never
be like cater my party, drink, my expensiveness and that,
so I can't relate to you.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
I guess that's it's also true. We grew up fo Yeah,
this stuff in the cabinets.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I cater all my parties and I have what I
do know, I don't do. What I do tell people
is don't post this my friend. I'm notorious for. Oh wait,
just don't you take a picture in a corner and
say I'm having a great time. Don't put you at
Lacey's house. Don't put my I've never post anything. You're
not gonna see me with twenty people doing this. Never
(44:27):
just don't post it. And if someone says, oh my god,
you didn't, if they do fight out, I just played dumb.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Oh my god, I didn't call you. I thought I
left your lessage. Oh I like that note.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
I'm realizing that I do that with a specific group
of friends as well. We call it silent disco. Like
I come over tonight, blah blah blah, and my friend
will literally say, is it silent disco? I'm like, yes,
you know, it's giving, it's giving cold, but yes, it's
very much a well oiled machine.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
It's a nice method. But this is with a specific
group that knows what's up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Okay, So that seems to be what to do. Yeah, yeah,
tell these.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Our friend, our sister court friend. If she's buying the
expensive stuff and like, you know, treating her friends. I
feel like she might want people to know that she
is like this. It seems like she likes the instagrammable things,
so that might not be easy for her to say,
don't post about it, because sometimes throwing a party like
this is for the sake of the post.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
So I don't know, it's just tough. Oh you know
what I've done.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Unfortunately, because we all have, you know, a sliver of
being a piece of shit. I will sometimes strategize when
that person won't be in.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Town, smart, smart a whatever.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Work.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Sometimes it's just the curation of vibes and.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Like, that's what people don't get is I'm trying to
achieve a certain vibe.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Peak vibrations honey, Yes, but I'm after some people bring
the team down. Honey.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
You know there's a whole combination. You can't have Susie
and Michael in the same mom, because.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Susie and Michael have a mutual enemy.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, and it's me, that's right. I don't invite. Don't
invite Sherry.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Stay home alone. You will never go wrong.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Sherry's advice is get rid of your social life. Guys,
we also think you should get rid of your social life.
Just sit around listening to the Amber and Lacey, Lacy
and Amber show. Today's guest is Sherry Cola and you
can see everywhere you look. Fucking Good Trouble, fucking I
love Dick.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (46:48):
Clearly we all were just looking it up because that
was my first credit ever in twenty seventeen. Catherine Han,
Kevin Bacon, what a dream, Joey's all away? Uh, And
that was my first job on TV for real, for real.
It was a guest star and it was so much fun.
But yeah, evolved a lot since then. Good Trouble, what
(47:10):
a blessing. Five seasons, six years.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yes, God damn.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Chapters.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
And that's that's America, guys. You can go from I
Love Dick to good Trouble.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
And that doesn't sum it up.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
T shirts, T shirts, funny, that's T shirts.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
No, those are hats.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
We're committing Oh my god, tapped about him? Puscatarian away. Hey, everybody,
thanks for tuning into the Amber and Lacey, Lacy and
Amer show. You can follow Sherry Cola online across all platforms.
Buy me on the internet at Sherry Cola.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
I imagine threats what.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Internet?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Find me on the internet? PARENTHESI is a threat? Is
also a tea shirt? I'm so sorry you say is
so T shirt?
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Out of my mouth is a potential tattoo. I don't
know how else to say it.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I am gonna talk to you about tattoos the next
time you come on the show, and we're also going
to get joke tattoos. I am at Amber Rouff and
across our platforms, Lacey, were you across?
Speaker 3 (48:27):
I'm at Lacy Lamar one. Why why is the one there?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I have no idea Amber, because Lacey got the first
Lacy Lamar.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
And then forgot how to get into it. Can't get
into it?
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Oh my god, no way, you know, like we forget
our password?
Speaker 6 (48:46):
Whilch use the same thing, but then add something and
the next time not great or we like name documents.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Wait.
Speaker 6 (48:53):
I also am Sherry Cola without the E because unfortunately
some blonde lady who's rib and who knows where of
America has Sherry Cola with the E.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
So I'm rocking s h R R y co l
A and it keeps me humble. It really like it.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
It does.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
I like that, it really does.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
We don't take E well, I do. Hey, everybody, that's
it for the Ember, Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show. We
Love you, Goodbye Where you went from bokemon.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
To MBNA and I didn't even know this was goodbye?
Oh my god, I'm edging.
Speaker 7 (49:25):
I'll be back.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
I love you Why.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
The Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show is a
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar.
Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sonni, super produced
by Becca Ramos. Because She's a Superhero co produced by
Victor Wright, Edited and mixed by Ty Herd. Music by
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David schmol
This is the best message you've ever been sent. Emmer
and I are running for president. It's the Amber and Lacey,
Lacy and ambush shit.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're probably wondering why both of us are going to
run for president because I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Be president on the weekends. We gotta split this up. Yeah,
I'll take the weekends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No, you're say, I'm only Monday Tuesday. I'm only going
to be president Monday and Tuesday. And we've talked about
this before. I think there really should be presidential teams.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm working with some people on it. Yeah, one person.
I do think one person is too much.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
One person is too much.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You end up going gray after the first six months.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I can't go gray. No, I'm not doing it, although
I am going great. And I'm so sorry you. I'm
sorry everybody has to find out like this. It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm only going to do Monday Tuesday. Sorry, got things
I gotta do. This is really hard. Yeah, and there
should only be yes or no questions. Yeah, you just
stamped the paper. They give it to you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, guys, leave the presidency to us. We by everyone else.
World Peace and Sisters are on the case. Free ice
cream for everybody. Yeah, yes, Sam, Yeah, a lot of
stuff right there.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Just know in general?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, kids, No, what's no thanks. Welcome to the Amber
and Lacy Lacy nmbers Show. I'm Amber Mildred Ruffin and
I am Lacey Lamar. I was gonna say my middle name,
but I decided not to.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You don't want people to know your middle name. No,
it's chrysanthemum. It is chrys anthemum. It is not.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But guys, we are coming to you live today. So
you may think, oh, yeah, I'm listening to this. You
know I downloaded it or you know it is just
straight off Etn's. It's like you're now going live. We're
(02:11):
going live, no breaks.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
A lot of stuff has happened, guys, it's a lot.
What's a lot? You're just making stuff up?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I just mean the puffy stuff. But I know when,
but what when people who have assaulted women face consequences
fills me with a joy that is undeniable. Been waking
(02:41):
up the past few days, just smile on my face,
having a great time.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Now is what happened?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The super sad is shit I've ever fucking heard of
my life. Yes, and that's why this is such a
relief because it seems like there's consequences and listener, I
love consequences.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Now do I love the prison system?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No? Do we have a lot of other problems. Yes,
that's not what this moment is about. This moment is
about consequences. God love them.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm all for it. Uh, Lacy, you've been to jail?
Do you want to talk about that?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Was under another name? I escaped and started a new life.
Thank you for bringing it up. Now they're gonna be
starting for me.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh no, Now you gotta start a new life.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Not gonna change my identity again by everybody gonna go.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh no, it's them burn Hill Dago Show. That is
a great name. It's a great name. I want you
to consider it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, I am this is what I'm gonna say about this.
I am so shocked that he did not escape and
go somewhere. He a fool, You are fool. He tried
to make bail. They've now denied it twice. Did you
think they were going you're black. You're not getting nowhere.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You're not doing that. You can I'll send eighty million dollars.
They're not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They're not gonna do it. The second that video came out,
he should just gone.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And I don't. Look.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm not saying I want him to go. I want
him to face consequences and stay in jail. But he
I'm shocked that this man didn't not run away. Guys,
he didn't run away, and neither should you. Stay tuned
from Worthy Lazy lad Say. Today's guest is Sherry Kola,
who I'm a huge fan of.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I love her so much.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Fucking loved joy Ride, fucking great show.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Let's meet her in one minute. Okay, we'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I love you all, hie, I'm lazy.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You are goddesses that have blessed us consistently.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, and we thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
And I'm just like this because it's my wedding day.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I am as your best man. Oh I am ready.
I have the ring in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh no, the ring?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Thank god.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Have you seen those nightmarish videos where the best man
is about to deliver the ring in the most important
moment ever and he slips and pushes the bride into
a pool?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What? I don't think? I have, no, because that sounds
great to me.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Those kind of videos make my nipples hard.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, you know, for excitement, Ezike Amber, we got to
step this up next, next podcast. I got agin.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
You are stuning you like.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
We just granted you a wish?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
How can I tell you more of you? Are gorgeous
and I'm very lucky.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Small singing in a song song and that song yeah,
yes right.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
And Lacey, what a pleasure that you graced me with
your presence.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And your essence is a song of a shampoo commercial.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I believe you now. I didn't believe you then, I
believe you now. I'm waiting for this.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Seen them too much, too soon?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, dang, that's a good song.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Sorry everybody, Hey, everybody, we are here with pop star
Sherry Cola. She used to do stand up and star
in movies like Joey Ride and Fucking Now we've discovered
her true talent.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yep, freestyle, fret famously run or Run Runner Runner, runner
up of American Idol season fourteen.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So they cut me out right because people were like, whoa,
I'm so jealous of.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Her because of the false settles I could hit. It
was too too much for network television, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But if you watch the uncut on cable, you'll see
her in there and and you came there looking better
than everybody else, came there looking like everybody's afters, because
you know American idol, they come, they'd look a little
rough and then they fix them up. At the final
you came in there like you, like you made.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I walked in as the final product.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Do you know what I'm saying? As the fully evolved Pokemon?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
And they thought she's she's dropped dead to every bone.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You were too much.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
She is.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Bisexual, Oh my god, superpower and she can sing.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
She's mewtwo? Is that the most involved? Is mew two?
The fault version?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I mean it's.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Wait, but everyone what? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I can already see let me let me backtrack. We
will never be on track. This entire podcast sow fans
of the little structure this podcast had. I'm sorry, but
if you didn't like the structure, you'll double enjoy this episode.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Back to now, what Pokemon are you? Lacey? Do you
know enough about Pokemon to choose your own Pokemon? I'm
Jigglypuff And I didn't say that because she said it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I said it because I that was the first Pokemon
that I had ever learned of.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Because it puts people to sleep, correct yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So when I worked at my Little Bad non passion't
say that the girls home, and the girls were really
really bad, and they would be like, some of them
would come up to you and cuss you out. I
would just do this while they were cussing me out,
and it would make a map that was my solipuff
and they would be like.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I remember one girl yelling at me, going work like
a joke.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
That's funny. It's getting Witchcraft definite.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Nor relaxed rising is what I identify, because one puts
people to sleep.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
The all the ones sleeps, you know what I mean?
Get you a girl who can do both.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I think I would have to be mister Mime because
it's arguably the dumbest one.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What is that one? You have to tell me? Girl?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Mister mime, if I'm not mistaken, is like a dude
with you know, white gloves and I believe, like a
purple jacket and like clown hair, and he just mimes
and that's it.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I don't think he has a power. I think he's just.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Out there and enjoying himself. I fucking love that guy.
Like you you open up your little ball, he pops out.
He's up against squirtle. He's up against the fire guy.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh what can he do? He can move stuff with
his mind. Oh that's cute.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Wait is it mister mind ma or mister mind mister?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
And then that's false advertising it is if he can
move stuff with his mind.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He's a liar. Oh my god, not us finding a loophole.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Let's try to cancel Pokemon.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Stely dragging ashketch a missie and rock.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Okay, Amber Lacy, very important question.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Kill fuck Mary ash mitsy or is it misty?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, Okay, I'm gonna go first. I don't know any
of these people. He's ready, I'm fucking them all.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Come got a fuck them all pogamon.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
And that's my final answer.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Okaysh ad for Pokemon today.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Good job. Yeah. Who knew that this is where we
would end up?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But I do we Now you might know Pokemon because
you're a child, but we know Pokemon because our nieces
and nephews are of Pokemon age. So the TV would
just always have Pokemon on it everywhere we were.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Oh, I'm pretty sure we're close to being the same
US Census bracket for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Say your age the same age, say you age never
already googled it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I am ten years old older they lie.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Everything on the internet, and ten years older than you.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm thirty years old. I'm just fifteen years older than you.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Give it.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Well, my chaperone is sitting right here in front of
the chaperone. I have to say, I fucking hate when
articles put our ages in the parentheses.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
What does it have to do with anything?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
You might as well put the circumference of my nipples?
Like why is it so much information? Like just tell
everyone I lost my virginity and part of a jack
in the box?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Like why information necessary?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
We don't need it?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Or like take a liberty take a senior citizen amber
reference like that that's something.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Now you're talking.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Jerry atriate comedian Jerry Cola, Like let's really double down.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, that's what I love.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, baby, Lacy Lamar, that's
what I want.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Thank you, l Yeah to say the least.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Guys, we have already changed Pokemon forever because we're right,
and now we'll change the way people report. It is
odd that they glute our ages. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
What like just call my ex out by name, Like
why don't you.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Stephen.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
No one liked him.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I mean, where are you now?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
That's at least something.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Like.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't find myself caring how old anyone is unless
I have to make references with them. But I do
care who you dated like that fun who wasn't? Were they?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Did you kiss them with the open mouth? Father?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Oh yeah, so action e la we l.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I mean I have to know who dated who, why
and for how long. There are a couple of great
things you can find out about a person. One they gay,
period two or queer. Two, they can sing God and
they dated someone. You know, those are the best things
you can find out about each other. You dated Cheryl,
(14:08):
She's crazy?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
How did you do it now? Cheryl Cola gets around?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, Cheryl Cola your ex wife, Cheryl Cola.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yes, we had to break up because our names were
the same.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Stupid too much.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
And on my wedding day, you know, I'm turning a
new leave.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
This is outrageous from the jump, and I'm upset. I
never want to say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I want to do exactly what you're doing except mean
it a little bit. I want to get a really
nice white outfit and then tell people it's my wedding day.
But then never never kept it being a bit ever.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Wait, that's so funny.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
I feel like you could wear like a nice white
outfit and just get away with shit if you say
I'm late for my wedding, I'm late for my wedding.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Just everyone just cut the line at Starbucks, I'm late
for my wedding.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You know they'd be like, you're wearing a suit, so
you're marrying a woman, right, Yes.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
A long conversation then you're over there.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
But I would like to have this conversation. Actually, now
here's how we met.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You were eating a bread and.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I don't not all that.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Was a song by this artist named Hoku. When we met,
you were eating a breed, very specific lyrics.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, wonder that really happened to that person, because you
don't just throw that in there.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's a true story.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
That's based on a true story.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Is a true story. Some songs, you can tell they
put too much detail.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It's true, Lacy, how go away are you from your microphone?
Oh no, well I was.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Told I was really loud, So now I guess I got.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
That silence you lazy. I let them silence you. You
that microphone to the esophagus.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
You get that deep in there. Okay, I will.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Go call a oscopy with my microphone before they turn
my volume down. I won't treat that microphone like a
skewer and me a lambca bob before I shut.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I did not think that was where you were going
with it. But I'm glad that.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Is usual nice, isn't it? The visual nice?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You gotta admit.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Obsessed delicious? No, seriously, where is Yusef? Mind him.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Up at the altar?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
By the end of this, my first boyfriend, Yusef. That's it.
That's that's the tweet.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
That should be a bit on the show. Is we
all tweet something that makes no sense? Another thing, my
first boyfriend, Jason, This is what I thought of when
you said lamb kebaba. Can you remember I was talking
about this with my friend the other day. Can you
remember when you realized that what you were eating meat,
the meat you're eating used to be an animal.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Can you remember that? I can remember the exact time.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, it's so fucked up. When was that done?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
We were eating chicken and I went, wait, so if
this is a drumstick and this is chicken, is this
the leg of a chicken and how he walks, and
Mom and Dad laughed themselves sick.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
And that's how you knew you had a career in comedy.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Think about it often. I gotta be honest, because I
grew up eating everything from a chicken feet to pagansestaine, okay,
everything in between. And I still dabble in those arts,
and there is guilt sometimes, but I just grew up
eating so much meat and and you know, from the
(18:14):
lamb kebabs uh to the cam look look of love cobs.
You know what I'm saying. I eat it all. But
what's your story? Are you two eater of alls?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I'll eat anything now, I will eat That's right. I
told Amber anything. We're on a we crashed in the andes.
Amber's the first.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
To go anyway, I'm not going to please help me.
She's first to go. I'll keep anything.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
So my girlfriend, the love of my life.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Currently, I already forgot about Yusuf valadaate bisexuality.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
My girlfriend does not eat red meat.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
And at first I thought it was gonna be a
deal breaker, like red flag, you know what I'm say,
But turns out I still love the woman.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Okay, and and.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
You know she she was pescataria, but now she started
to eat chicken.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I'm slowly micro.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Micro.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You are you're getting me micro as.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Long listen as long as she's a puskatarian. If you
know what I'm saying, did that merch.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And that's all that matters?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Planarian is christ definitely a shirt. It's definitely a shirt.
I'm definitely ordering.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
A koozy or a key chain at the least acterion.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay, wait, now ready to go. I might I might
order the three of us shirts. That's a puskatarian. I
might be one of the more.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Normal under my tree in December. It will not be that.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Lay.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
We had the chem to sing scale.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm so it was scam likely, Lacey's special ring for
scam likely.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
And the song she sings to go with it is
so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
It is scam likely. That's really scam.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
When our album comes off ectly ridiculous songs, I kind
of love.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
The three of us just going on score together a capella.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Style, unsatisfied audiences all.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Of But here's the here's the twist. My loves no audience.
Now that's how it should be that has that ever
been done?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, we're in Detroit where precisely none of your.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Business, no witnesses.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
But we'll be singing from seven to eight and then
again from ten to eleven.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Seven won't get a trio acapella, Mattinee. Okay, I'm all
for it. I am all for it.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Sherry.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
You said something earlier that I need to know the
answer to. Now I don't know how to ask this,
but just earlier you said you grew up eating pig intestines,
and I am forced to ask, what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Big intestines? What do you call that? What do you
call it?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Well, listen, I also, in my adult life love to
eat ass.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
It's a lifelong training. I mean, we really went there.
So in Shanghai, knees.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
If you're talking literal language, it's which literally means large intestine.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
So we're not even you know, giving the pig the respect.
It's just in.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
General, uh, or some which is pig contested.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Is that what you meant?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That's exactly what I meant, because we call it chitlins.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
I am familiar with chitlins. I am familiar with chitlins. Uh,
love obsessed?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Do they taste the same. Have you tasted?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Why did we Why did we think we're the only
people to eat that? Like in your hand, you're like,
no one else is eating?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Is we ain't needing that? Ship? People.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Even though we are all living our best lives and
you know, chiseled to the gods, I know that we
we didn't grow up rich, you know what I'm saying.
So it was like I was eating like pridge uh
preserved duck egg, which is that black like yeah, for adjacents,
(22:50):
which is so delicious in my opinion, Like this is
I'm drooling right now.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
But it was the.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
The insides of the animal. I think we're maybe cheaper,
I'm not really sure, but or maybe it's just us
not wanting anything to go to waste, like the inside
of a chicken as well. Chickens also have intestines that
are edible, Like, I mean, I've just had it all,
you know, a duck tongue tongue.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
I'm talking sharing no ride with the jaw slash beak attacked.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Don't now that sounds delicious?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
I actually had to take the two of you out
on an authentic Chinese feast because we'll be surprised.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
When you said duck egg, I was interested.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I have to say, I've seen those black duck eggs
in the thing and I'm like, I can't it looks
like it tastes good, it looks right.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
It's delicious. Uh, it's well, okay. We just have to
be in touch and further explore the cuisine together, because
it's hard to say. That's why it's always so offensive
when those foods are on fear factor, for example, because
I'm like, girl that was on the breakfast table.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah, that's not right, that's not right.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
One time I went to Australia to shoot a video
for like Tourism Australia. Man, we were supposed to go
to a break You can't be telling us what the
fuck to do? We need so find out what happened
when I went to Australia.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
After this break Welcome back to the Amber and Lacy
Lacy and Amber Show. Our guest today is Sherry Kula
And oh here's what happened in Australia. So I went
to Australia for like the Tourism Board of Australia.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And they were like, they were like, will you go
to this five star restaurant. This guy probably had a
Michelin star.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I don't care. I don't care because I hate all food.
I hate all food. I eat like twelve things. I'm
the worst eater you've ever met. Any child can me.
It's really bad. So I tell them this.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
I thought, I think I saw your name on the
list of a variety is worst eaters you've ever met.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
That's called the Amber List. That's how bad.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So this man made all this food. Each thing tastes
worse than the last. And I'm telling this to him
to his face because he knows what's what it is.
And then it's also very funny. And then he makes vegemite.
What's the Australian money?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, customers, the fuck? Why would you do? Why would
you give this to me? This is terrible? And that
was my first hate crime.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yes, oh my god, I was literally gonna say it's
a hate crime. I was literally so I, like I said,
I famously eat everything. And when I had vega mine,
I was shot at how I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Immediately turned on.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
It was greasier than I expected it was. I think
it's because they put it on toast so it tricks
you because of the color.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
You think it's like natilla. You think it might be sweets.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
I'm still not sure what it is, but I am
willing to give it another try.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
They do it differently down on there. They definitely do.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You are the world's best eater.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
If that hits your lips and you said, maybe one
more child, you are the world's best eater.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Hit me, baby.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
I was about to say that too. Are we were
we separated.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
We were at birth, we were That's right, baby, don't
won't eat.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
That bad my.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
You know, I have to say I am singing better
than usual this morning, which is weird because I'm actually not.
You said that good when it comes to you know,
the the octaves, but I am killing it.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
You have because you're starting way down in the basement
and we've heard you get up to the top floor
already of a.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Five story building, straddling the chimney.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Get off the chimney, don't Jimmy Stanta chimney.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Here's my question. Yes, here's my question. What are we
actually supposed to talk about today?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Thank you for asking.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Uh, this is the part of the show where we
are oh, where we slide into Lacey's dms. Hey everyone, oh,
it's time for a segment called please slide out of
Lacey's d These are dms from real men with mothers
probably uh, who have failed give it.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
And these men, real men, have sent dms, real dams
to Lacey Lamar, a real human being.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Lace.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Okay, this first one, I we were talking, we were
chit chatting, you know, hi, how are you what you know?
And then listen, Cherry, it don't even get that far.
Normally is straight with the nonsense.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
So it had been like a few back and forth okay,
and I said, you know, tell me a little bit
about yourself and this will sends this. I am a
combination of bugs Bunny and Beaver Cleaver. I'm serious. By
the way, Bugs Bunny had to be a male because
he sailed with Christopher Columbus, my favorite episode, and that's
(28:53):
straight up dude's work. Lacey, Sup, Amber, Lacey, No, wait,
christ I'm not giving this christ he lost me Christopher Columbus.
That's an episode of What's Funny? Oh yeah, now he's
on the boat with Christopher Columbus. Okay, Amber, and that's
why you should give him one kiss on the mouth, Lacy,
(29:14):
I don't think this is that bad.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
No song only bottom liptom that the overbite special.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
You know what I mean? Uma the way, My question
is how hot is this man?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Not hot at all? Not hot enough for me to
listen to this mess again. Now he loves cartoons, Lacey.
He's the Christopher Columbus was that was his favorite episode.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
No, thank you, sir, kill fuck Mary.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Kill kill ny Oh Beaver Christopher Columbus.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Well we're killing Christopher Killopher Columbus. Yeah, yeah, it's going
to be silly Beaver Cleaver, thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Honestly, Bugs, Bunny is game.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
He can look like anything. He can look like whoever
you want him to look like.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
That's true. I want him to be that sexy girl.
He's that sexy girl. That's right. You want to be Beethoven.
He's Beethoven, have to be.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I wanna tell him to look like because we've all
wanted to talk Beethoven. I'm gonna tell him look like
Denzel Washington and he's gonna be like, what's up. We're
gonna that's how it's gonna work.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Wow, you're right, Bugs, Bunny deserves a star on the
Walk of Fame. Where do we sign the position?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Ever? I believe you were for this, I'm for this.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It is the beaver Cleaver, he said, I'm I'm a
combination of bugs, Bunny and beaver cleaver.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
No, thank you, no thank you. I don't know what
you're fuck you're talking about that and a little bit reserved.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Right right the range the range. If he's not you,
you weren't interested from the job.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
And that's straight up dude's work. What is that?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I do give points for? Like elaboration Amber does.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Amber loves the silliness. If someone's super silly, Ambers like,
give them.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Well, we love poetry. We love poetry.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I got some poems too, but we don't start with
the poems. Share you Oh my god? Yeah, the pages,
pages and pages of the poem.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
No that I've received, sir, I'm not reading. I'm we're
on page six. I don't care about your poem.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
You're if you can make it to a six pages
of poem, you can't write poetry. Already said you should
have said what you said that first page. I don't
need to listen to six pages.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Your d MS. It's giving d m B, it's giving.
Line is out the door.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I love it. That is so true. These d ms
are I'm stealing this.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I'm sorry, I'm stealing it it.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
We'll wear it.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Guys. We have too many shirts. No, I love it.
You know me. I love a good T shirt. Well,
you have a good T shirt message, I love it.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
We have so many fucking shirts. Why will we never
turn down a free one?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Never help you. You'll knock a toddler over. If someone
throws you're in the You're in the audience. If someone
throws a free T shirt, that baby's biting it. I'm
snatching the shirt.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I need it.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
I will put an eighty five year old man in
a choke hold.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
I'm with you for a V neck.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Ooh if it's an all, not the V neck T shirt,
not the V neck.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
When it's free, baby, it's coming home with me.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
A woman's cut it.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
I tiny sleeves? What is what that? Why aren't women's girl?
My armpit is out?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah? I got a shave. You decided to get STYLI
that's not fair.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Where's the rest of it?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I tried to throw away a hoodie the other day
that was free, Like every hoodie I've ever seen in
my entire life, and I just couldn't.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
It could do.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Tuesday, go by Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
And now.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Within me the free hoody do it From every Cliper
game I've been at, it's.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Whoa dude? Yes today? What the fuck? I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
I am not doing this?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Good?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Good, you're doing it? I mean, I'm sorry. Voice to
the man.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Am I gonna be a judge on the voice?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
You are?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
You're dressed for it, girl, you are ready?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
That's for my chair.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Every podcast should start with us, with our back to
the came What if one of us never turns around?
What I was like? I don't like this.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Guess an elimination Lacy, okay, fun elimination off?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You're off the podcast.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Are there more dms?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, I got one more? I got one more.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I'm on the edge of myself.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's funny because we've been kind of talking about this.
I want to eat your cat like those immigrants in Ohio.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Topicical.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So I just said, so you thought using a rambling
racist lies would make me go out with you. This
cannot be working for you. That's all I said.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
I was racist lie.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
He hate you with an R R LM Bally Yeah,
and he thought he's probably sending that to like twenty women.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Oh it's it's giving.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, he thinks that he's so and I was like, no,
what are we doing? Why?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
And also the funniest one of those is someone tweeted
call me Haitian the way I'd be eating her cat.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
That I was like, lady, you done made the funniest one.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
That is just.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Brilliant joke writing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, the remake songs are amazing. Yeah, eat the cat,
eat the cat. It love it.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
But but this guy, I mean the new choice.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Oh guys, is it life just short form improv when
you really think about it?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah? Are you going to tell me to.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Put yes and on my tombstone? Okay, that's already a
T shirt at my funeral? Take a suggestion from the audience. Okay, yeah,
that would be hilarious.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I have two comps, two compss.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I have two cops for my funeral. They're in the
back and you didn't, so please don't shout anything out.
Amber knows that I love an entertaining funeral, and I
tell everybody in my family pick your song. My daughter's like, no, Mom,
and I I'll pick it for you Daisy Duke's You're
gonna go over that fun song.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
You know what my concern is on the daily the
photo they use because everything it was my most something
on feed or whatever. You just have to assume that
will be the last photo. You're right, So you have
to make sure that ship looks good when you go missing, right,
(36:45):
they will pull from I mean, who knows, just a
candid from Jetty images.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
I just googled. This is the first photo that came
up with you. I mean it's bad, that's not bad.
That's your that's your pick.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
That's that's a good way to stay on the out.
That's a good way to go out.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, that was the first one that popped up.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
This is you.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
I gotta die right now.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
I don't have got no that No, that one is
giving big Easel energy right there.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Somebody played back.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That ass up because that's well, I hope we die
at the same time, because that's how some musself.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
And Juicy J can only perform at one.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Bands. Good boy, Wait, why did I say no? I
was singing bands that make it adds juvenile?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
You were lacy?
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Did you go out cut that part out? Quisby right
now on anything. Two thousand and one, Hip Hop I
Will come through.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh well we are the raggediest rap listeners of all time,
like the that are just like like like yes, back
that ass up, but like I'm skla ship, I'm so
hood for sure that I would say that's my maybe
my second favorite song of all time.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Hit him Up, Hit him Up.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
By Tupac probably the end of it, just the grease
cussing everyone out.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Nothing, what's that? What's our one song? Never Scared?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Oh love Never Scared, Bye bye pig, big Punisher, nobody knows.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Nobody remember.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Okay, So if we're talking this specific MTV Jams era
the Mystic Gold Days.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh yeah, mystical. Yeah, I love that mystical, the Mystic
Gold Days.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
And I'm also like, I also love like the kind
of a romantic y you know, the fabulous into us
you know what I mean, the the the chingey Tyreese
pulling me back.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Oh that's a good song. That is a great song.
It's on my so my work, I'll playlist. I was
still all the time.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Sorry. Two thousand and four.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
She went to Ruben studdmember, Okay, okay, that's.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Like that was like you were going through it before
we even discovered feelings.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I feel like if you go back and you listen
to a lot of the ratchet trash rap that I
was consuming at an alarming rate back then, you'll hear
some troublingly misogynist things.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Oh of course.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
And conversely, I was listening to I'll Never Remember his Name,
a I'm a pianoo afrobeats type of person, and the
song was called bring It to the Owner, and the
whole theme of the song was your pussy belongs to me.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Something's wrong with it, baby, just bring it to the owner.
And every song in that genre is so like like thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Like like sweet sweet like that, like if you're having
any pussy problems, let me help you.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
It's it's giving, projective and yeah, we were dropping it low. Yeah,
and yet both cheeks were synchronized swimming.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Can you move your chicks independently of one another?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Baby, girl? Funny to assume I even have meat back there.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
This is very serious. I was born without an ass Oh,
I'm okay. I have been searching for this ass my
entire life. It's been on a milk carton, it's been
on Craigslist ads, this ass has not turned up anywhere.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Go to Miami.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
You know what's funny is from Miami.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
She's Cuban, and she and I somehow our Sisterhood of
the Traveling Pants because she has like a smaller waist
and a booty.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
I have nothing like.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
I'm just like cylindic all the way down. And yet
we can share genes. It's fascinating. Actually, it's science.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Women in Stem.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
It's science. Sister of the Traveling Plants. Wasn't none but
women in Stem. That's all I was. You can call
it magic. It's just women in Stem. Girl.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
You know there's that Brotherhood of the Traveling jockstrap. Honey, No,
it's that those come in different sizes, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh my god, we're so bad. Guys were so bad. Okay,
should we do one Sister Court?
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Oh speaking of sisters, I mean sure, what.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Like say too late?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Hey, everybody, welcome to Sister Court. As I should have
mentioned in the first act, but we'll never remember. You
can write in to the show and get advice, and
maybe your advice will be talked about in Sister Court.
That email address is Amberandlacyadvice at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Write it in and.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Hear us give you a verdict, just like we're going
to do for this person right now. I'm Amber Reffin
and Lacey's Lacey Lamar. Sherry is judged Sherry, So watch
your ass, Okay, I am going to read one of
the first Sister Court scenarios. What do I tell my
(42:40):
friends when they're not invited to a party. I'm in
my mid sixties, okay, and I like to throw parties
from my friends ever so often. To be honest, some
of my parties are very very nice, with catered food
and expensive wines. Because of this, I can't invite every
one of my friends to everyone my parties, and it's
(43:01):
like guests post something on Facebook or Instagram. I will
inevitably hear from someone in a few days asking why
they were not invited.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
What should I say to them?
Speaker 6 (43:12):
That is because I go through this daily, But I
think I'm on the side of just please don't invite me,
you know what I mean, give me the liberty to
sit out.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
That's stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
You know.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
You could always say that it's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
That's why I'm always zero or one hundred. I'm not
throwing a party unless it's it's one hundred people.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah, it ain't no fun. I can't have none.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
You know, it's either one on one. It's either hearts
or heart or crowdser no in between.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Yeah, I don't know. I just don't. I would never
be like cater my party, drink, my expensiveness and that,
so I can't relate to you.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
I guess that's it's also true. We grew up fo Yeah,
this stuff in the cabinets.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I cater all my parties and I have what I
do know, I don't do. What I do tell people
is don't post this my friend. I'm notorious for. Oh wait,
just don't you take a picture in a corner and
say I'm having a great time. Don't put you at
Lacey's house. Don't put my I've never post anything. You're
not gonna see me with twenty people doing this. Never
(44:27):
just don't post it. And if someone says, oh my god,
you didn't, if they do fight out, I just played dumb.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Oh my god, I didn't call you. I thought I
left your lessage. Oh I like that note.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
I'm realizing that I do that with a specific group
of friends as well. We call it silent disco. Like
I come over tonight, blah blah blah, and my friend
will literally say, is it silent disco? I'm like, yes,
you know, it's giving, it's giving cold, but yes, it's
very much a well oiled machine.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
It's a nice method. But this is with a specific
group that knows what's up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Okay, So that seems to be what to do. Yeah, yeah,
tell these.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Our friend, our sister court friend. If she's buying the
expensive stuff and like, you know, treating her friends. I
feel like she might want people to know that she
is like this. It seems like she likes the instagrammable things,
so that might not be easy for her to say,
don't post about it, because sometimes throwing a party like
this is for the sake of the post.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
So I don't know, it's just tough. Oh you know
what I've done.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Unfortunately, because we all have, you know, a sliver of
being a piece of shit. I will sometimes strategize when
that person won't be in.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Town, smart, smart a whatever.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Work.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Sometimes it's just the curation of vibes and.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Like, that's what people don't get is I'm trying to
achieve a certain vibe.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Peak vibrations honey, Yes, but I'm after some people bring
the team down. Honey.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
You know there's a whole combination. You can't have Susie
and Michael in the same mom, because.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Susie and Michael have a mutual enemy.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, and it's me, that's right. I don't invite. Don't
invite Sherry.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Stay home alone. You will never go wrong.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Sherry's advice is get rid of your social life. Guys,
we also think you should get rid of your social life.
Just sit around listening to the Amber and Lacey, Lacy
and Amber show. Today's guest is Sherry Cola and you
can see everywhere you look. Fucking Good Trouble, fucking I
love Dick.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (46:48):
Clearly we all were just looking it up because that
was my first credit ever in twenty seventeen. Catherine Han,
Kevin Bacon, what a dream, Joey's all away? Uh, And
that was my first job on TV for real, for real.
It was a guest star and it was so much fun.
But yeah, evolved a lot since then. Good Trouble, what
(47:10):
a blessing. Five seasons, six years.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yes, God damn.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Chapters.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
And that's that's America, guys. You can go from I
Love Dick to good Trouble.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
And that doesn't sum it up.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
T shirts, T shirts, funny, that's T shirts.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
No, those are hats.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
We're committing Oh my god, tapped about him? Puscatarian away. Hey, everybody,
thanks for tuning into the Amber and Lacey, Lacy and
Amer show. You can follow Sherry Cola online across all platforms.
Buy me on the internet at Sherry Cola.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
I imagine threats what.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Internet?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Find me on the internet? PARENTHESI is a threat? Is
also a tea shirt? I'm so sorry you say is
so T shirt?
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Out of my mouth is a potential tattoo. I don't
know how else to say it.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I am gonna talk to you about tattoos the next
time you come on the show, and we're also going
to get joke tattoos. I am at Amber Rouff and
across our platforms, Lacey, were you across?
Speaker 3 (48:27):
I'm at Lacy Lamar one. Why why is the one there?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I have no idea Amber, because Lacey got the first
Lacy Lamar.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
And then forgot how to get into it. Can't get
into it?
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Oh my god, no way, you know, like we forget
our password?
Speaker 6 (48:46):
Whilch use the same thing, but then add something and
the next time not great or we like name documents.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Wait.
Speaker 6 (48:53):
I also am Sherry Cola without the E because unfortunately
some blonde lady who's rib and who knows where of
America has Sherry Cola with the E.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
So I'm rocking s h R R y co l
A and it keeps me humble. It really like it.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
It does.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
I like that, it really does.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
We don't take E well, I do. Hey, everybody, that's
it for the Ember, Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show. We
Love you, Goodbye Where you went from bokemon.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
To MBNA and I didn't even know this was goodbye?
Oh my god, I'm edging.
Speaker 7 (49:25):
I'll be back.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
I love you Why.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
The Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show is a
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar.
Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sonni, super produced
by Becca Ramos. Because She's a Superhero co produced by
Victor Wright, Edited and mixed by Ty Herd. Music by
(49:54):
David schmol
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