January 8, 2025 • 54 mins
This week, Amber and Lacey are joined by the iconic actor Michael Beach! The ladies divulge their burning questions, do "can you stand it," get Beach's opinion on Lacey's sauciest DM's yet, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Amber and Lace is so much fun. You can't stand it.
You got hit with the two best sisters on the planet.
Is that I'm a laser?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That was beautiful? Thinks that was great? I loved it. Yay.
Welcome everybody to the Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show.
This show is sponsored by the Cheesecake Factory. Not legal trouble.
It's not because today's episode is pretty racy, Okay, racy
(00:39):
Casey and Jojo? Is that a saying? Can we make
that a say? But things are too racy? Though? Lace?
Can we say racy Casey and Jojo? We can? Yay?
Today's episode is racy Casey and Jodo. People will be like,
you're having a stroke. What are you talking about? Hi? Lacey?
Hi Amber? Did you like my theme song? It was beautiful?
(01:02):
It uplifted me. That's the most important part. It's not though,
that's right. I don't think that that is the most
important part. Uh, Lacy, how is your week? My week
has been amazing?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I know I talk about a lot of television, but man,
the television is television. Yeah, there's so many good shows
and Amber. I know I talk about you a lot
because Amber likes sweet little nothing shows. I couldn't say
sweet little nothing. But she likes happy I do like
(01:39):
she likes love and butterflies and Kowala bears that I
want to see death and destruction. Yeah, I want sci fi,
any spaceships, any serial killers. I love it all. But
you had me watching some little happy show and it
wasn't bad. I mean, some of the shows you choose
are nice. I like to have nice time and every
(02:00):
buddy's cute and having happy fun. No, I want to cry.
I want to scream. I want to turn the TV
off for a moment and think about my life and
be like, oh my god, this just happened. If this
happened to me, I don't know if I could take it.
I want a show like that. It really pulls on
all your heartstrings, but also is like, did that just happen?
(02:21):
And if I find out the story is true, Amber,
what do I do? She googles it and then ruins
the end the show. No, all the time, but I'm
watching it. I like, this did not happen. I paused
the movie. Then I'm down the rabbit hole. It could
be up to fifteen minutes, it could be an hour. Yeah,
you're right, I do ruin for herself, but then I
still love the show I do. I get mad. I've
(02:43):
done this several times where I've been like what and
then I find out the ending because when you google,
they tell you everything. They tell you everything, but I'm
not the only person that does it. They might not
do it then, but people go down the rabbit hole
after a show after because they're like, what happened to Stanley?
Did he go to prison? Is he out? Girl? Stanley died?
(03:04):
Could I run into him at the mall? Yeah? Anything? Yeah?
I need closure, That's what I need. I need closure.
I hate when a show just doesn't end well and
it's left that they don't tie up all that. I
need that. No, Yeah, I need to know where that
person is living right now? Is he happily living in
la I need to know this, Lacy, You're a different
man than me. Everybody does that. I just want to
(03:27):
watch a nice happening. Oh that's today, that's what we're
doing right now. Is a nice happy day. We're doing that?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I want we should have been scared to death, no
wondering what's at the next turn. I need. I want
to be paranoid a little bit, no love it. I
love the drama. Here's some drama. I can't find my
lip glass and that is too much. Let a character
say that on TV. I have to change the channel.
I have scared myself. This is too stressful. Guys, Today
(03:58):
on The Amber and Lacey Lacy Amber Show, we got
something pretty exciting. Oh my god, you're never gonna believe it. Guys,
we have a true celebrity who we and you have
loved and hated and hated. He has been on classics
like Soul Food and Waiting to Exhale. He's been on
(04:20):
newer shows like Tulsa King and The Dead Boy Detectives,
which I love. His name is Michael Beach. Michael, you
know exactly who the fuck is and you can quote
things he said in millions of movies. The Waiting to
Exhale quote that you love. My favorite Michael Beach quote
(04:41):
for Waiting to Exhale is angel Bascos. What am I
supposed to do for buddy? And he goes, I gave
you the house, now sell it and then we all
hated him. It's great, it's great. You gotta play both
Michael Beach and Angela Bassett in your scene work, and
you're gonna get an A and drama class. Speaking of
(05:02):
an A and drama class, I don't know what the
end of that sentence was gonna be. I really wonder, Guys,
we will never know, but you know, we will know
who our sponsors are because we're gonna check in with them, motherfuckers.
And then we're gonna get back to the Imber and
Lacey Lacy Ever Show with our guest, Michael motherfucking Beach
(05:24):
n C seventeen episode Coming Out for for Fair. Hey, everybody,
welcome back to the Imber and Lacy Lacey at Ever Show.
Y'all lay never gonna believe that. Yes, shit, now, you
(05:47):
are never gonna believe. Never we got that. Oh my gosh.
You may know him from Waiting to Exhale Soul Food
and Tulsa King. Those are the those are for me.
That's my main Michael Beach. Mine is now the dead
Boy Detective. I've watched it all. She will not shut
up about your show, man. I was dying, dying. I
(06:12):
love it so much. Two of Michael Beach's biggest freaking fans. No,
I was like, I prefer best friend Michael Beach's best
friend That's why I'm going to start this. Okay, now,
thank you, Michael Beach. How funny that we will never
call you anything but Michael Beach. Michael Beach. I'm sorry.
You might be like, call me Lou No, no, call
(06:33):
me Stan, call me Mike, Michael beat Michael Beach.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, you know, most people call me Mike Beach. They
call my home nage either way. So Mike Beach, I
get it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's a great name. It's not bad beach. Where did
beach come from? I don't know if you know this.
You're black beach beach that I know Beach.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Are you a beach baby?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Beach babies? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I am not neither. Neither not a big beach person.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So your last name is a lie.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Dirty, you know, clean out your drawers all the time.
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Nobody wants to do that. You're right, you're going to
eat a little bit of sand if you're at the beach.
You don't want to I want you either. I do
want to do it. I'm just saying the fact, God happen.
The fact is you're a little bit of sand. You're
gonna be mad. The point is we're in love. Michael Beach.
By the end of the show, you have to pick
a favorite. We make everybody do it. Now. Most of
(07:33):
the time we forget to make people pick the favorite.
But me, Hi, we love it. What are all of
your thoughts and feelings? Anything to all of them? Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That I'm really wondering when during this little conversation I'm
going to be able to narrow it down to who
is my favorite? We're going to be working hard for
your energy.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Feel Like, did you see as soon as the screen
popped up how we stared in each other's eyes? What
I didn't see that? Well, that's because it wasn't about you.
I mean, what's not about you? But anyway, we have
a few questions for you, because I mean, normally we
(08:20):
just get started in the dicking around. But now, I mean,
how often do you get a chance to talk to
Michael Beach.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm able to do it all the time. You talk
to yourself sometimes?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, it's pretty great. I would if I was Michael Beach,
I'd be talking about But I was a little scared
when it came on the stream because I was like,
what if his voice is really like this? But it's
really I was like, he's what if he's just a
great actor and that's not his voice, Michael triple dog dare.
The next time you get on a cir call, you
have to go scaring everybody. I'm great to see scare them.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I work on my Michael Jackson voice.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, I work on that. People are going to love it.
It talking which role do you get the most ship for?
And then which role do you get the most love for?
Or is it the same role?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, I don't know. I think the most shipped for
is probably still waiting to exhale or.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Get damn right. It is absolutely it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Is also and it's always you.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Know, sorry and should we just admit what we did today? Yeah?
Today we rewatched some of the scenes the anger built up,
Michael Beach, all your scenes are first. I walk theme
this morning and I was I was in love. I
was like, we're gonna talk to Mike the wars. And
then we watched you tell Angela bes to not get
(09:59):
ready to go to the thing with.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You when she was looking fine as.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hell, looking fine as hell, and you told her don't
don't don't bother. That was It's pretty great, little hard
I saw her.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's funny because I don't I don't know if you all.
I'm sure you're not old enough. But when you when
it played in the theater, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I can't believe that.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I was, I was in the crew. I helped
you do that beautiful.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know you're not. But when I first came on screen,
you got Angela doing her thing, and I come in
and I'm in my tucks and everybody's like, whoa, oh
ship that you know something getting ready to go on,
And they were all with me, also with me, waiting
for some beautiful ship to happen. And then bam, it
(10:53):
turned in an instant and I was the most hated
man in black cinema for quite a long time. You.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'm sorry. That is true, and it wasn't your fault,
and I do feel bad for that. But on the
other hand, if I had seen you on them streets,
people shout at you on the street, is that true?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
People shout at me, people have pushed men slung at me. Yes, no,
absolutely no.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Does that make you feel like, oh yeah, job right? No?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I know people always say that, they say, well, since
you hated so much, that just proves how good of
an actor you are That's that's pretty that's kind of bullshit, right,
It's just it really has nothing to do with me.
It was just the story and the what happened. And
I think anybody in that situation would have been vilified
(11:51):
no matter what, yeah about their work. So I know
it's a nice it might be a nice attempt to
kind of soft pedal the hatred, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But I have to say I loved that role, and
I should have realized something was up and that I
was going to become a weird adult when I would
do the Angela basket part. But I would also be
like David the House, no sell it like.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I would do.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I love both roles in the remake. I want to
play you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm tagged all the time on Instagram from the scene
when she comes into office and slaps she does like
Kelly Preston.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Kelly Preston I loved to death and that I knew
her long before that from earlier work. But there are
so many times when I'm tagged from people redoing that scene,
playing and playing both Angela and me. Really, it's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It's about to be a million in one because I'm
you know, really doing that today, So we will be
doing that today.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Try to do a.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Good acting job, please, because most are not.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh no, we promise nothing. What we do promise is volume.
Yeah we can get there, and we made a deliver quality,
but volume, we're untouchable. I believe that you graduated from Juilliard.
Was going to Juilliard terrible?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Terrible? In what way?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Was it like really really hard? And the kids were
odd because everyone was an actor. That's what I imagine. I
imagine it was too difficult and that everyone is an actor,
so they're all weird.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, at Juilliard, it's a dance school and a music school,
and the music is the biggest that's been. That's it
started out as a music school instruments, and then dance
came along, and I think drama came after that. And
the drama school is very small. I don't know, I
(14:08):
think it is now with that I was there with
twenty five students what and then by the time I graduated,
I graduated with eleven. Yeah, because they had cuts. So
when you talk about was it hard, yeah, Like at
the end of the first year, they grab all the
(14:29):
students one by one and they say, oh, you're you're warned,
meaning that you are in jeopardy of being cut from
the program because of whatever reason whatever, a very number
of reasons that they had. And then so you know,
you got the summer to get your shit together, and
then you're the second season. You come in second year
(14:52):
and you literally are in fear of your life because
at the end of that year they might cut you
from the program. Oh my god, and they cut a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh but they didn't cut you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yay, they didn't cut me. No, but they cut my
girlfriend at the time, No, living with no.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, Oh that's horrible. Yeah, I did not know that.
I didn't know it was like that either.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, they don't do that anymore. They stopped about maybe
twenty years ago. Fifteen twenty years ago, they stopped.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Jesus. I feel like all the Juilliard people I know
are actors. I don't know a single to their musician.
Do you play an instrument? You were in all these musicians? Nos,
you picked it up.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I didn't pick anything up.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I barely picked up acting when I left there.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But now you've been working as a regular actor full
time since freaking time began. Almost you got eight hundred
thousand credits. Yeah, I imagine if you go on a
set and the vibe is very bad, that you could
(16:05):
give a crap because you've been on so many shows
and you're like, oh, this is odd. Like I've done
a few shows, and when I get to a set
and the vibe is bad, I fucking freak out. I go,
oh no, I was gonna yell at I can't live
like this with feelings. But you must roll in there
(16:25):
and be like, oh, well, folks be crazy sometimes.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Well, yeah, that's true. That's true.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Whenever I roll in, especially my first day on the set,
I'm so prepared that it doesn't really it almost doesn't
matter what happens because my shit is down and I'm ready,
and you know that's the only thing I can control,
you know, So I make sure that I'm as prepared
(16:51):
as I can possibly be.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Can I ask I could ask you questions until I
die from it? Can I ask you just twenty nine
more questions? What did you want to ask you? A question?
I don a because you've been lablin. I can't stop
out of everything you've done, out of movies, TV shows,
and you please don't add this. Don't we know what
(17:13):
your favorite Your favorite is the Amber and Lacey Lacy Amber.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Don't say that, of course, of course, besides.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Us, What is the most favorite role, favorite movie, favorite
thing that you've done.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I couldn't me tell you you could. Okay, nothing is like.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I don't even I don't even look at it that way.
You know, it's not it's really just.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Uh, I don't know. I just feel grateful that, you know,
for forty years now I've been doing this, and that
I'm still uh sought after in some circles, and that
I can still make a living and I can still
have fun and I can still so so I really
(17:56):
look about what's coming, and I don't really care that
much about what has already happened outside of the experience
and the friendships that I've created and all of that stuff.
That's uh, that's stuff that you know that stays with
you and that is important you know to me.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, if you listened really hard in there, it was
the explicitly.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
When you play it back, that.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Is no joke. So odd he just got praise. Embarrassed,
So embarrassed for him. Okay, is there a role that
you are waiting for that you haven't yet received?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I will write that mug right now.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't know. I think something I would like to do.
More dangerous thing, more dangerous stuff, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Like more.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
More characters and and I've done them, but on a
maybe maybe on a bigger level, I don't know, I
don't know, but more characters that are so fucked up,
you know, that are so unpc you know, that are
really screwed up and the because I love the I
(19:28):
love the fight that people go through in order to
achieve something, you know, And I think that the more
screwed up the character, I think it's just more fun,
you know, as opposed to playing the guy who is
the hero who everybody loves, who everybody roots for, you know,
(19:50):
it's it's you know, sometimes those are cool characters, but
they're much less interesting to play than the guy who
is just a fuck up, you know, and just doesn't
know how to react in society, you know, how to
deal with people one on one, you know, in the
(20:11):
way that we as a society say that you're supposed
to deal with people. You know. I think those those
kinds of characters are just died delicious to.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Play, and they're delicious to watch. Yeah, very very much
an actor's actor, thank.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You, Even if even if nobody likes the guy, I don't.
I don't care about that. You know, that's not something
I ever really worry about being liked or being hated
or it's not doesn't registered to me as.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
A writer actor. How do you say it next? Actors
a lot of times want to be liked, and they'll
sign up to play a bad guy and then they'll
come to you and go, but make it more likable, right,
I mean, oh like that? I don't like that? Okay?
(21:05):
Michael Beach on the Amber and Lacy Lacy and Ambers Show,
we like to do a segment called can you Stand It?
A segment you are wholly unprepared for, but also very
prepared for. It is when we talk about something we
have fallen in love with lately, things that we love
so much. We have to let everyone know why. These
things can be a person, they can be a place,
(21:27):
they could be a dish, anything, they can be a thing,
they could be a chapstick, they can anything that you've
discovered lately that you just love. Yeah, and I'll go
first and give you some time. Yeah. So I was
just met my girlfriend in town to uh, go, we
were just walking around New York. She just moved here,
so we're sight seeing. We stop at one restaurant, We
(21:48):
get out, we walk around and we're walking in Times Square.
Who goes to Times walking in Times Square? And she
turns and goes, is that an African restaurant? And I go, absolutely,
not know African restaurant, you know? And we keep walking there.
I go, well, let's let's go. Look. We walk over Lagos.
Have you been to Logos? It's amazing, No, we walk in.
It was it was the Black Panther movie. First of all,
(22:10):
inside and I'm not kidding. It was so wonderful. It
was people were dressed up and we were just off
coming off the streets. I felt was like, oh my goodness.
The music was playing. It was like the Black Panther movie.
You walked that amazing. So if you can go into
that's gonna be my new hangout. I've been trying to
go back, and remember I told everybody, no, Lagos is
(22:31):
my place. He walked in. I was like back in
the Motherland, said that. But the whole time it was like,
oh yay. People were dancing. Then you're meeting all these
strangers and I'm like, can you believe this place there?
They're like, we cannot believe this place ever? I loved
it times squarely. I'm square Okay, Okay, got logos? Why not?
(22:53):
Oh we got all those black shows up on Broadway forever.
Might as well have you gotta walk in and you
gotta do that because we did exactly. I won't let
you in if you don't if you don't wrap a
fiction African? Yeah from thank you? Right, it doesn't matter,
(23:16):
doesn't matter, does not matter.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Coming with some Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Money, just going throwing roses at your own great, he'll
be like this again. Come out with Michael Beach. Is
there anything that you've fallen in love with lately? Person, place,
thing or feeling? Concept? Oh my god, oh my god,
movie TV show anything, movie TV show, movies.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You know what I'm I mean, I haven't fallen in
love with it yet. I want to Does that does
that apply?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Speaking of African Okay, I am really looking forward to
and I hope it's amazing the New Blade with Mahershela Aliud. Yes,
I really hope that that film kicks ass.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I hope.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I know I'm going to be there, So that's the
kind of idea that not that I'm not in it unfortunately,
but I will go support it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
When does it come out.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I don't I don't need.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Looks like, yeah, you gotta wait, but I'm gonna wait
for it. It's going to be I remember the news
of Marshel Ali being in it, and then I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, bad, Yeah,
I dare it to be bad. I'm sorry, I'm going
to Blade. I'm going to have the time of my life.
And those are two guarantees. And then afterwards we going
to Lagos. Afterwards we go to I dare it to
(24:54):
be bad? Herschel Ali. I don't think so. I just
don't see it.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's going to be fun no matter what, would you
like to know what I've fallen in love with lately?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I am desperately waiting to hear.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
No, this is a special new place. No one has
heard of it, speaking of African It's to do that
a new place. I just discovered it and it is
my absolute favorite place to eat. The menu is fantastic,
the service, the people, the brown bread. It's the cheesecake factory, Michael.
(25:32):
She does this, every of it. But it is it's
a it's it's Can I say it's a respite? No,
it's uh in a harsh world, should I say.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's I'm speaking of African She just threw that because
and now, I mean, I have black people there, but
I don't know about the cheesecake fact.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
You see who your favorite is? Now? Who your favorite is? Now?
Because this, I'd say it every week. I guess what.
Every week it becomes more true cheesecake factory. I love you,
Michael b meaning. Have you ever been or when's the
last time you've been to the cheesecake factory?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I have been there. I will, okay, but I don't
know where the last time was.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It wasn't yesterday like this morning, Michael Beach, name the time,
name the place I was. Read you it's a cheesecake factory.
I'm already there, don't. You don't even have to know
she's there. I'm in there. She's there for hang out.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I have a problem, all right, I'll remember that.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You should, okay, Michael Beach. We have a segment called
slide Out of Lacey's DMS because I am on them
data and apps and I get a lot of crazy
(27:14):
messages and I just like to read them and just
say what people's reaction if they want to chime in
and say anything. And some of them are kind of unbelievable.
It's not going to seem like that. It's going to
seem like they're not but this is really now. I'm
gonna read this first one and I don't say any names.
(27:35):
Don't they don't know this one. I read it and
then I was like, this is a rap or a poem.
He wrote a little poem, so Michael Beach. Sometimes people
will say hello, just a hello. Then I don't respond back.
I go to the profile so I can see their
picture and if they say anything about themselves, okay. This
(27:56):
man said hello, and I was like, okay, let me
go and look at his profile, and he said, I
can be your homie, lover or your best friend. If
you with the BS, I'll leave you. The lesser man
always stand tall, So of course I'm a gentleman. If
you betting on me to lose, I suggest that you
bet again. What what's happening? That's so beautiful? Lady get
(28:17):
his microphone. They say you gotta call him. And this
one right here just says everyone, why would you put that?
Why don't you put hi. My name is Steve. I
enjoy long walks on the beach. He's not Steve, he's
a poet.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
He's trying to stand.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Out, trying to stand out.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
And I guess he did.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
But it's picture, Oh my god, and I can't show it. Indeed,
show it to Michael. Can I show it? But don't
put it on the Do you see the picture? Do
you see the picture, Michael? For those of you that
are listening, it's him with his shirt off, middle finger
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to there and and I'm metal Sam top hat, top hat.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I think you need that dude on your show.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
All of those things don't make sense. The poem and
the hat and the shirt don't say hey, shirts we
kept go to dinner sometimes, shirtless, middle finger, gold chain,
white wig and an uncle sam hat?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Is that like? Is that?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's like the Apollo creed sam Hat in uh in
the rock?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Now I'm back in. You gotta give him a chance.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
The body is not like Carl Weathers.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It's Apollo sneed. That's not what I just put a
shirt on. I would have been fine. You don't have
to show it. I don't have to need that. You're
sending your body to all these people. Okay, guys, so
that's what it's like. But I have another one. Okay, well,
I mean first, let's just go over the prison comes
of this case. Okay, what are the pros and cons.
The pros are pros p R O S E. Because
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he's good at poetry and let's see what you did.
The other pros are he's got a good sense of
humor or Mike. Yeah, it's one of the two. Yeah,
because if the poem didn't get you, if the poem
didn't get you, the picture just really God blessing the deal.
It's like he's daring you not to click on him.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm not some bold ship right there to have that
poem and the shirt, the picture, but I.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Guarantee you this, he's gonna find exactly his wife, your
kid look like that and not and put all those
things out there. Some woman was like, you've ignited within me.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I don't know yet forever it's.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Not going to be men. Yeah, there's another one ship.
So this guy just has a post under his picture
and I just clicked on the thing that he that
he has on there. It says, I don't avoid conflict
because I'm scared of you. I avoid conflict because I'm
scared of myself. My temper can go from zero to
death row really quick. Let's have a moment of silence.
(31:08):
Give him a chance.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
This is dating.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
These are one of the nicer ones. This isn't fight club.
I didn't think a fight club, you know what.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
This one's now, that's the kind of guy that I
was talking about playing earlier on That's You. I got
to play a guy like this or the first guy
yea with shirt off and the hat and the poems
and all the kid and then and then we delve
into their lives and see just how fucked up they are.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, that's yeah. I might I might need to you know,
you might need to send that site to me.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I got you, I got you, and then you can study.
And then by the time you get that roll, you ready,
you walking around with American flag top, had your shirt off,
You're just like, did you see Michael? But if you
ever need to brush up, you can just call Lacy
because they'll be married by then. No, absolutely no, I
(32:12):
will not. But why will guys get on there and
be like, I'm angry, get the funk out of here.
Whose problem? Is that this is only going to get worse.
I've picked a very, I picked an angry theme. Oh,
Amber is gonna laugh her head off on this one again,
just like has a little thing under his picture. Never
need a bitch. I'm what a bitch need, Lacey, Amber,
(32:36):
I think you should give him a shot? What made
you think.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I want to find a guy that you think she
shouldn't give a shot?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
You have? You have checked every box, every.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Good point.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
You need a bit. I'm what a bitch need? Thank you, sir,
I said, dapper. That's really embarrassing. Wow, So yeah, you're
gonna call me bitch. You're not gonna need me, You
never need you, but you need me. I really they're
(33:22):
just noting it through.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Essentially what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, that's what he's saying. Okay, this is my very,
this is my last one, and I mean ever, this
is the one that made you quit dating. No, No,
this is too entertaining. I can't even I can't read it.
I can only read your little snippets because it's so disgusting.
But I have to tell you what happened afterwards. And
it said I want to go out for drinks and
I want to lay you on your back, and that's
all I can read. And it goes on for a
(33:48):
couple of paragraphs of just disgusting things. And this was
the message that just under his profile. So this is
what he's saying to everyone. Okay, So then normally I'm
telling you, Michael Beach block and delete. I don't you know,
but he has said hello to me. So I go
to this profile. He has like a whole pornographic paragraph
of what he wants to do to a woman. So
I do I never respond, but I did say your
(34:11):
profile is so hilarious and gross. I can't believe it's real.
You're not just saying this to one woman, you are
sending this as a message to anyone who sees your profile.
I would never date a man who puts this on
their profile. This is a private conversation at best. So
then what does he do? What does he do? He
instantly goes back, no changes his profile. Oh from the
(34:34):
whole disgusting two paragraphs too. I want to go out
for drinks some time sometimes this is all I want
to do. He changed his whole life lazy, But then
by then we were not gonna fall in love. So
do you think that his first thing. He meant it
as a DM but he no, no, no, no, no,
this is in his profile. He knows it's up. It's
(34:56):
been up forever. This is under his picture. This is
the first thing women are saying. And then and he,
you know, tells you about his life a little bit,
his age, do you have kids? Do you want to
get married? So it's on there. So he went back
and changed it to all it's poorly written, but he
just changed it to I want to go out for
drinks sometimes. This is all I want to do.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I mean, that can help thee That time he heard
a negative comment about it.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
It cannot be And did you think now that I
would be like, you know what? I like you man?
They sy you said all those disgusting things at first,
but then he completely cleaned it up. And now you've
changed your life.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, but you know what, though, it could be like wow,
you you know some woman could be wow. You you
understand me, you respond to me. You you are someone
who can be shaped and molded. Oh my god, I
love you.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I want I'm not going to be seeing him. It
didn't lay. All I know is he can take notes. No,
he can.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Take notes he can take No, that's that's that's the
one positive of the three things three guys that you mentioned.
He actually takes notes, He listens, and he.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Responds, Michael Beach, don't do this to me, Lacy, Me
and Michael Beach are right. Oh no, guys, it's still
a null. First impression is everything. It's pretty gross. The
first thing was pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
I would really like to hear the first thing.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Actually, I mean, we can say it, and I would
like to. I would like to lay you read it
and we're just gonna read it to you and throw
and you're guys, we're going to bleep it out. But here,
I'm gonna read this. I've never seen this before. I
want to go out for drinks sometimes all I want
to lay you on your back and start kissing all
over them pretty lips of yours, start kissing my way
(36:47):
down to your That so, no, sir, changing that to
(37:12):
I want to go out for drinks. It's gonna be
a no, damn no god, Michael Beach, it's your turn.
Balls in your.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm just saying that the writing of it is true.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
If you've got this in a role, but banks to
the director.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
But if you were to if you were to do
that in person with feeling an emotion. Come on, now,
come on, what we're all looking for?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
The thing is you're saying this whatever you feel?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
What he.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Doesn't know how to write?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, he doesn't, but the sentiment the he has he
has no no, quad.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You're absolutely right, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I mean, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Isn't that what all the romance novels are about.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
It's the same fucking thing. It's just that he has
no skill.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
No right, Yeah, you're right, you're right. Oh my god,
that's so freaking got He's got no game. Okay, got
zero game. And that's part of the game. What I
thought it was going to bed to read it. Do
you need some water to wash out your mouth? I
need soap?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I actually I actually thought it was going to be
worse than that. Okay, I thought it was gonna be
much worse.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
What kind of big fat babies? What fruits we are?
Should I read one more? Are we done? Read one more? Okay?
We got one more? Okay? And I thought I thought
I had a winner here. Oh he goes a gentleman, first,
god fearing, intelligent, handsome, a leader, protector, provider, listener currently
looking for new friends, and that's special. Someone who's smart, fun, spontaneous, adventurous,
(39:16):
don't need a man but once one. Someone who won't
let miles determine their happiness, faith, a go getter, someone
who values time. Are you a scammer, catfish, a prostitute,
a gold digger? VISU? Fuck off? Anyone who wants to
play games. I'll definitely drop your ass off at the carnival,
the circus, zoo, jail or into oncoming traffics.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Oh oh, same guy, same guy. Wow, when heart turn hard?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I was reading and I was like, oh, so then him.
I sent a message because he messaged me, and I said,
you had me until I got to the park an
oncoming trap. I can't believe what men are putting on
their profiles. That's what I said, Wow the end, thank you,
And he.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Did not respond.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
No, no, no. I think I might have just deleted it,
but he could see it. He definitely can read that.
But there's no more for there's nowhere for me to
go with that. Wow, on coming on traffic. You had
such a nice beginning. You're so mad you threatened me.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I mean you you had the sweet sincere reading of
the first part and then you turned on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I mean, it was necessary, unnecessary. He was so mad.
That's not kind, not at all.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I prefer I prefer Lady of the Night prostat the
Lady of the Evening Lady. Would you like to play
that rank? Yes? I would, Michael, which sometimes we play
a game on this podcast called That's Rank where we
rank different this and that. One time it was candy Bars,
(41:08):
one time it was Cereal. But today's That's Rank is
your favorite R and B slow jam? Top top three,
top best. You're trying to you know, you're trying to
read that pornographic message and you need some background music. Okay,
what are you putting on? Top three of all time?
(41:29):
What's your go to? Top three? Top three jams?
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I know it's hard.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
You don't have the list that.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
No, we don't, we don't. I'm so sorry, top three,
but you could just top three like we top three,
which is the ones that you like this minute? Yeah,
it could be anything. Okay, So I think, I mean,
slow jams makes you think, y'all fucking But that's not
necessarily like when I think slow jams I think I'm
(42:04):
driving and I'm singing it loudly. To me, that's slow jam.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Oh so bad to me? To me, slow jam is
fucking yes.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I didn't want to say it, but that's what it is.
I don't know what driving.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Car making love like your first reading, or you'd be fucking.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
But you're getting ready.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
To you, you're getting very you read that paragraph, you're
getting ready, Yeah, tell you that. I don't know what's good.
I like to drive in the that could happen. Guys,
I know we're being so bad. Okay. I like to
sing songs about baby, I want you back, So then
(42:52):
those aren't necessarily very fucky songs.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
You know that's not a love song either.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Come on, but there are they're jams.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
They're jams. But you said, then are we talking about
love songs?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah? We are. We are. We are R and B
baby making music. That's what we're talking. I'm just trying
to move the category enough so that I can include
the songs that I enjoy. Okay, I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna start. Okay, number three, There goes my Baby, like
the Usher song, There goes my Baby, you know the song.
(43:28):
I love that song that Usher. That's Usher. I'm an
old lady Usher. I love that song. I'm an old
lady and guys don't make fun of me. I love
tell me it's real. Casey and Jojo fucking love that.
Tell me it's real. The feeling sad tell me bad
is real. Yeah, that's my song and then my number
(43:51):
one song. No one will ever agree with me, but
I don't care. It's time will Reveal by Elda barche
De BArch. The BArch is my favorite person world. Everybody
knows this. That's right BArch. If that man had ended
with and by the way I love Elder Bart, then
I would have been like Yourn. He didn't. He didn't
end on that. He didn't say do you like Time
(44:11):
of Revealed by Old bar You've got me, you won
my heart. Michael Beacher. I want you to know that
Lacy has a T shirt that says play some DeBarge
and it has a picture of a gun on because
that's not serious I am. And that's just a shirt
she likes to wear. Play my song. Okay, okay, slow jams,
(44:32):
those are my three. Those are very good slow jams.
I have to say. Whip Appeal by Babyface it's very good.
That's got what which one? Whip appeal? Whip appeal by Babyface?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh oh yeah, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
It's just babyface. You know what else? I like? I mean,
you could go all baby face, you could go I
was gonna go all baby but I choose to say
and it's not one hundred percent slow, but I choose
to say, what is it? Oh my love? Thou never
(45:13):
too much? A little fast, too fast?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Fast?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
You trying to finish? Did you say you finish? Get
through it? This whole this whole podcast has been madating
on this one. This is n C seventeen. Yeah, but
you you over with your show coming on. You're like
a thousand you're trying to you ain't serious, you ain't
(45:38):
serious nothing.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
But sometimes this is my favorite line. Right, So you
just stepped up there. But sometimes you fuck fast.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Sometimes we're gonna get t shirts now. Sometimes sometimes you fast.
You gotta get done true fast shirt, right.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Okay, so listen, speaking of Babyface.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, okay, So we're doing we're shooting soul food. We're
in double bangs, so trailers, right, So there's two rooms
in one trailer, so I'm in one side Kenny Babyfaces
in the other side his song. He has a new
(46:25):
album that came out while we were filming, and the
song that I kept playing over and over and over
in my side of the trailer again and again and again,
to the point where his assistant had to ask him,
would you like me to go over and ask him
(46:47):
to turn it off or turn it down or stop
playing it or whatever, And.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Kenny was like, no, no, let him play. Let him play.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
So when you this is why when you bring up Babyface,
the song when you especially when you talk about now
we're talking about not fucking not fucking fast, we're talking
about love was the day about about the day his
first son was born, when he was married to Tracy,
(47:16):
who he was at the time.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
So that song.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Was so emotional to me and so connected that I
played it over and over again. I was in my
trailer crying. I love that song so much and it
always reminds me of that time when it literally first
(47:43):
came out, and the fucking guy who wrote it was
right next door to me in the trailer, and I
did it over and over and over and and I
couldn't get enough of it.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
So that's that's higher there for me.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Oh I love a Babyface song. Yeah.
Would you like to hear my baby Face story?
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yes, I would so much.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
I used to have a talk show called The Amber
Ruffin Show. One of our guests was Babyface. Babyface, and
I did a bit on the show called name that
Ooh where I would ooh an ad lib ooh from
a song Babyface wrote, and then I made Babyface name
the song. It would be just from the ooh, yes,
(48:34):
just from in the commercial before we come back and
shoot it. Babyface goes, well, so you're gonna sing the thing?
I'm like yeah. He goes, well, yeah, you're probably one
of those like Jamie Fox types where you're a comedian
but you can really sing. And I said, Babyface, I
cannot sing. You are in this alone. And then we
(48:58):
did it. The game started and I did whatever it was,
Baby masters me. He goes, that's in the wrong key
to see that, right, And I said, it was very
clear the situation you were in before we started.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
But he knew it was in the wrong key, so
he must have recognized.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
He did a good job. He did a good job.
He didn't get all of them. Yeah, baby feel Good
got enough.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, they are his songs.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah, he should get them. He should have gotten them. Michael,
you know what name.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Come on, man, come on, dude.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Now, when you say slow jams, I'm not saying this
is one of my favorite slow jams because you said
the phrase slow jam. I did say slow jam. But
one of my favorite slow jams is slow jam. Make
it sweet and for me Atlantic, I can't find it must.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Be is that Usher? No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
No, I do think Usher. Rusher and Monica did a duet.
It's Atlantic Star. No, I don't know. Oh Midnight Star,
Midnight God. Wow, had I cheated? But yeah, yeah, yeah,
still we had to know. That would have made us crazy. Okay,
(50:33):
Michael Beach, you o us two songs because you said
the day we're gonna We're gonna go with the day.
You have to your feelings. It's going down in the record.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
I gotta I gotta go with with the the King. Yes,
I gotta, I gotta go. You know what, I'm gonna
take two songs? Yeah, okay, right, and they're both they're
both remakes. Okay, but he you know, he was a
master at remakes. I mean a lot of the songs
(51:05):
were a remake, but they were. He made them far
more famous than they were prior to him doing the songs.
But of course House is not a home and superstar.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
I can listen to those things over and over and
I have, you know, I have many many times, especially
especially well. I'm going to leave that alone.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Guys. This episode is rated x as ter.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Know what you guys brought it there?
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Did? We took it there?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
And I'm just I'm just going with the flow.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
We started off. Yeah, this episode started with a Bible.
We started with the Bible and then it ended Ecclesiastes
and then we just I just went downhill. That's right.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Ended with what was the guy doing throwing the bitch
off the What was he when he ended up throwing.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
You into track? Coming coming traffic? Oncoming traffic, guys. But
you know where this episode ends. It ends with Michael
Beach declaring his favorite Roughian sister is Amber and not lazy.
I don't think that is true. I think it's true,
(52:32):
Michael Beach. One of us is your best friend? Who
is it?
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Best friend?
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh? Oh oh okay, that's different.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
I was thinking is in the gutter. It's a gutter show.
Yeah the day, Okay, she's doing that so that no.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, well, the fact that you took the time, thank
you to do that. I gotta say, I'm sorry, Lacy,
just you just knocked it out the park.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Thank you, Lay, I'm so sorry. It's true. You got
I got it. And we'll be listening to this when
we get off the podcast. Were gonna play this song.
We're gonna listen to it. Cry. Yes, guys, we had
Michael Beach on the Amber and Lacey, Lacy and Amber Show.
Today is one of that we roll down one of
my favorite one of my favorite podcasts, one of my
(53:32):
favorite people, one of my favorite actors. I absolutely love
him and now he loves us back. Yes. Absolutely, Michael Beach,
I have to ask you this, Will you now permanently
be on our podcast and Lacy Michael Beach, Michael Beach,
Amber Lacy Show. We put it in there.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
Oh my god, I'll tell you what. You definitely come back.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
All right, Thank you, thank you, thank you so bad,
thank you so much for being on our show. And
yay that's it yea. So hey, everybody, that is our episode.
Thanks for tuning into the Ambra and Lacy Lacy and
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(54:22):
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(54:46):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That was beautiful? Thinks that was great? I loved it. Yay.
Welcome everybody to the Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show.
This show is sponsored by the Cheesecake Factory. Not legal trouble.
It's not because today's episode is pretty racy, Okay, racy
(00:39):
Casey and Jojo? Is that a saying? Can we make
that a say? But things are too racy? Though? Lace?
Can we say racy Casey and Jojo? We can? Yay?
Today's episode is racy Casey and Jodo. People will be like,
you're having a stroke. What are you talking about? Hi? Lacey?
Hi Amber? Did you like my theme song? It was beautiful?
(01:02):
It uplifted me. That's the most important part. It's not though,
that's right. I don't think that that is the most
important part. Uh, Lacy, how is your week? My week
has been amazing?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I know I talk about a lot of television, but man,
the television is television. Yeah, there's so many good shows
and Amber. I know I talk about you a lot
because Amber likes sweet little nothing shows. I couldn't say
sweet little nothing. But she likes happy I do like
(01:39):
she likes love and butterflies and Kowala bears that I
want to see death and destruction. Yeah, I want sci fi,
any spaceships, any serial killers. I love it all. But
you had me watching some little happy show and it
wasn't bad. I mean, some of the shows you choose
are nice. I like to have nice time and every
(02:00):
buddy's cute and having happy fun. No, I want to cry.
I want to scream. I want to turn the TV
off for a moment and think about my life and
be like, oh my god, this just happened. If this
happened to me, I don't know if I could take it.
I want a show like that. It really pulls on
all your heartstrings, but also is like, did that just happen?
(02:21):
And if I find out the story is true, Amber,
what do I do? She googles it and then ruins
the end the show. No, all the time, but I'm
watching it. I like, this did not happen. I paused
the movie. Then I'm down the rabbit hole. It could
be up to fifteen minutes, it could be an hour. Yeah,
you're right, I do ruin for herself, but then I
still love the show I do. I get mad. I've
(02:43):
done this several times where I've been like what and
then I find out the ending because when you google,
they tell you everything. They tell you everything, but I'm
not the only person that does it. They might not
do it then, but people go down the rabbit hole
after a show after because they're like, what happened to Stanley?
Did he go to prison? Is he out? Girl? Stanley died?
(03:04):
Could I run into him at the mall? Yeah? Anything? Yeah?
I need closure, That's what I need. I need closure.
I hate when a show just doesn't end well and
it's left that they don't tie up all that. I
need that. No, Yeah, I need to know where that
person is living right now? Is he happily living in
la I need to know this, Lacy, You're a different
man than me. Everybody does that. I just want to
(03:27):
watch a nice happening. Oh that's today, that's what we're
doing right now. Is a nice happy day. We're doing that?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I want we should have been scared to death, no
wondering what's at the next turn. I need. I want
to be paranoid a little bit, no love it. I
love the drama. Here's some drama. I can't find my
lip glass and that is too much. Let a character
say that on TV. I have to change the channel.
I have scared myself. This is too stressful. Guys, Today
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on The Amber and Lacey Lacy Amber Show, we got
something pretty exciting. Oh my god, you're never gonna believe it. Guys,
we have a true celebrity who we and you have
loved and hated and hated. He has been on classics
like Soul Food and Waiting to Exhale. He's been on
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newer shows like Tulsa King and The Dead Boy Detectives,
which I love. His name is Michael Beach. Michael, you
know exactly who the fuck is and you can quote
things he said in millions of movies. The Waiting to
Exhale quote that you love. My favorite Michael Beach quote
(04:41):
for Waiting to Exhale is angel Bascos. What am I
supposed to do for buddy? And he goes, I gave
you the house, now sell it and then we all
hated him. It's great, it's great. You gotta play both
Michael Beach and Angela Bassett in your scene work, and
you're gonna get an A and drama class. Speaking of
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an A and drama class, I don't know what the
end of that sentence was gonna be. I really wonder, Guys,
we will never know, but you know, we will know
who our sponsors are because we're gonna check in with them, motherfuckers.
And then we're gonna get back to the Imber and
Lacey Lacy Ever Show with our guest, Michael motherfucking Beach
(05:24):
n C seventeen episode Coming Out for for Fair. Hey, everybody,
welcome back to the Imber and Lacy Lacey at Ever Show.
Y'all lay never gonna believe that. Yes, shit, now, you
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are never gonna believe. Never we got that. Oh my gosh.
You may know him from Waiting to Exhale Soul Food
and Tulsa King. Those are the those are for me.
That's my main Michael Beach. Mine is now the dead
Boy Detective. I've watched it all. She will not shut
up about your show, man. I was dying, dying. I
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love it so much. Two of Michael Beach's biggest freaking fans. No,
I was like, I prefer best friend Michael Beach's best
friend That's why I'm going to start this. Okay, now,
thank you, Michael Beach. How funny that we will never
call you anything but Michael Beach. Michael Beach. I'm sorry.
You might be like, call me Lou No, no, call
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me Stan, call me Mike, Michael beat Michael Beach.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, you know, most people call me Mike Beach. They
call my home nage either way. So Mike Beach, I
get it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's a great name. It's not bad beach. Where did
beach come from? I don't know if you know this.
You're black beach beach that I know Beach.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Are you a beach baby?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Beach babies? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I am not neither. Neither not a big beach person.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So your last name is a lie.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Dirty, you know, clean out your drawers all the time.
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Nobody wants to do that. You're right, you're going to
eat a little bit of sand if you're at the beach.
You don't want to I want you either. I do
want to do it. I'm just saying the fact, God happen.
The fact is you're a little bit of sand. You're
gonna be mad. The point is we're in love. Michael Beach.
By the end of the show, you have to pick
a favorite. We make everybody do it. Now. Most of
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the time we forget to make people pick the favorite.
But me, Hi, we love it. What are all of
your thoughts and feelings? Anything to all of them? Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That I'm really wondering when during this little conversation I'm
going to be able to narrow it down to who
is my favorite? We're going to be working hard for
your energy.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Feel Like, did you see as soon as the screen
popped up how we stared in each other's eyes? What
I didn't see that? Well, that's because it wasn't about you.
I mean, what's not about you? But anyway, we have
a few questions for you, because I mean, normally we
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just get started in the dicking around. But now, I mean,
how often do you get a chance to talk to
Michael Beach.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm able to do it all the time. You talk
to yourself sometimes?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, it's pretty great. I would if I was Michael Beach,
I'd be talking about But I was a little scared
when it came on the stream because I was like,
what if his voice is really like this? But it's
really I was like, he's what if he's just a
great actor and that's not his voice, Michael triple dog dare.
The next time you get on a cir call, you
have to go scaring everybody. I'm great to see scare them.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I work on my Michael Jackson voice.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, I work on that. People are going to love it.
It talking which role do you get the most ship for?
And then which role do you get the most love for?
Or is it the same role?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, I don't know. I think the most shipped for
is probably still waiting to exhale or.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Get damn right. It is absolutely it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Is also and it's always you.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Know, sorry and should we just admit what we did today? Yeah?
Today we rewatched some of the scenes the anger built up,
Michael Beach, all your scenes are first. I walk theme
this morning and I was I was in love. I
was like, we're gonna talk to Mike the wars. And
then we watched you tell Angela bes to not get
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ready to go to the thing with.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You when she was looking fine as.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hell, looking fine as hell, and you told her don't
don't don't bother. That was It's pretty great, little hard
I saw her.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's funny because I don't I don't know if you all.
I'm sure you're not old enough. But when you when
it played in the theater, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I can't believe that.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I was, I was in the crew. I helped
you do that beautiful.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know you're not. But when I first came on screen,
you got Angela doing her thing, and I come in
and I'm in my tucks and everybody's like, whoa, oh
ship that you know something getting ready to go on,
And they were all with me, also with me, waiting
for some beautiful ship to happen. And then bam, it
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turned in an instant and I was the most hated
man in black cinema for quite a long time. You.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'm sorry. That is true, and it wasn't your fault,
and I do feel bad for that. But on the
other hand, if I had seen you on them streets,
people shout at you on the street, is that true?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
People shout at me, people have pushed men slung at me. Yes, no,
absolutely no.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Does that make you feel like, oh yeah, job right? No?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I know people always say that, they say, well, since
you hated so much, that just proves how good of
an actor you are That's that's pretty that's kind of bullshit, right,
It's just it really has nothing to do with me.
It was just the story and the what happened. And
I think anybody in that situation would have been vilified
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no matter what, yeah about their work. So I know
it's a nice it might be a nice attempt to
kind of soft pedal the hatred, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But I have to say I loved that role, and
I should have realized something was up and that I
was going to become a weird adult when I would
do the Angela basket part. But I would also be
like David the House, no sell it like.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I would do.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I love both roles in the remake. I want to
play you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm tagged all the time on Instagram from the scene
when she comes into office and slaps she does like
Kelly Preston.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Kelly Preston I loved to death and that I knew
her long before that from earlier work. But there are
so many times when I'm tagged from people redoing that scene,
playing and playing both Angela and me. Really, it's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It's about to be a million in one because I'm
you know, really doing that today, So we will be
doing that today.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Try to do a.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Good acting job, please, because most are not.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh no, we promise nothing. What we do promise is volume.
Yeah we can get there, and we made a deliver quality,
but volume, we're untouchable. I believe that you graduated from Juilliard.
Was going to Juilliard terrible?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Terrible? In what way?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Was it like really really hard? And the kids were
odd because everyone was an actor. That's what I imagine. I
imagine it was too difficult and that everyone is an actor,
so they're all weird.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, at Juilliard, it's a dance school and a music school,
and the music is the biggest that's been. That's it
started out as a music school instruments, and then dance
came along, and I think drama came after that. And
the drama school is very small. I don't know, I
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think it is now with that I was there with
twenty five students what and then by the time I graduated,
I graduated with eleven. Yeah, because they had cuts. So
when you talk about was it hard, yeah, Like at
the end of the first year, they grab all the
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students one by one and they say, oh, you're you're warned,
meaning that you are in jeopardy of being cut from
the program because of whatever reason whatever, a very number
of reasons that they had. And then so you know,
you got the summer to get your shit together, and
then you're the second season. You come in second year
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and you literally are in fear of your life because
at the end of that year they might cut you
from the program. Oh my god, and they cut a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh but they didn't cut you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yay, they didn't cut me. No, but they cut my
girlfriend at the time, No, living with no.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, Oh that's horrible. Yeah, I did not know that.
I didn't know it was like that either.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, they don't do that anymore. They stopped about maybe
twenty years ago. Fifteen twenty years ago, they stopped.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Jesus. I feel like all the Juilliard people I know
are actors. I don't know a single to their musician.
Do you play an instrument? You were in all these musicians? Nos,
you picked it up.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I didn't pick anything up.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I barely picked up acting when I left there.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But now you've been working as a regular actor full
time since freaking time began. Almost you got eight hundred
thousand credits. Yeah, I imagine if you go on a
set and the vibe is very bad, that you could
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give a crap because you've been on so many shows
and you're like, oh, this is odd. Like I've done
a few shows, and when I get to a set
and the vibe is bad, I fucking freak out. I go,
oh no, I was gonna yell at I can't live
like this with feelings. But you must roll in there
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and be like, oh, well, folks be crazy sometimes.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Well, yeah, that's true. That's true.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Whenever I roll in, especially my first day on the set,
I'm so prepared that it doesn't really it almost doesn't
matter what happens because my shit is down and I'm ready,
and you know that's the only thing I can control,
you know, So I make sure that I'm as prepared
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as I can possibly be.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Can I ask I could ask you questions until I
die from it? Can I ask you just twenty nine
more questions? What did you want to ask you? A question?
I don a because you've been lablin. I can't stop
out of everything you've done, out of movies, TV shows,
and you please don't add this. Don't we know what
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your favorite Your favorite is the Amber and Lacey Lacy Amber.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Don't say that, of course, of course, besides.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Us, What is the most favorite role, favorite movie, favorite
thing that you've done.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I couldn't me tell you you could. Okay, nothing is like.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I don't even I don't even look at it that way.
You know, it's not it's really just.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Uh, I don't know. I just feel grateful that, you know,
for forty years now I've been doing this, and that
I'm still uh sought after in some circles, and that
I can still make a living and I can still
have fun and I can still so so I really
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look about what's coming, and I don't really care that
much about what has already happened outside of the experience
and the friendships that I've created and all of that stuff.
That's uh, that's stuff that you know that stays with
you and that is important you know to me.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, if you listened really hard in there, it was
the explicitly.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
When you play it back, that.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Is no joke. So odd he just got praise. Embarrassed,
So embarrassed for him. Okay, is there a role that
you are waiting for that you haven't yet received?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I will write that mug right now.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't know. I think something I would like to do.
More dangerous thing, more dangerous stuff, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Like more.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
More characters and and I've done them, but on a
maybe maybe on a bigger level, I don't know, I
don't know, but more characters that are so fucked up,
you know, that are so unpc you know, that are
really screwed up and the because I love the I
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love the fight that people go through in order to
achieve something, you know, And I think that the more
screwed up the character, I think it's just more fun,
you know, as opposed to playing the guy who is
the hero who everybody loves, who everybody roots for, you know,
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it's it's you know, sometimes those are cool characters, but
they're much less interesting to play than the guy who
is just a fuck up, you know, and just doesn't
know how to react in society, you know, how to
deal with people one on one, you know, in the
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way that we as a society say that you're supposed
to deal with people. You know. I think those those
kinds of characters are just died delicious to.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Play, and they're delicious to watch. Yeah, very very much
an actor's actor, thank.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You, Even if even if nobody likes the guy, I don't.
I don't care about that. You know, that's not something
I ever really worry about being liked or being hated
or it's not doesn't registered to me as.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
A writer actor. How do you say it next? Actors
a lot of times want to be liked, and they'll
sign up to play a bad guy and then they'll
come to you and go, but make it more likable, right,
I mean, oh like that? I don't like that? Okay?
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Michael Beach on the Amber and Lacy Lacy and Ambers Show,
we like to do a segment called can you Stand It?
A segment you are wholly unprepared for, but also very
prepared for. It is when we talk about something we
have fallen in love with lately, things that we love
so much. We have to let everyone know why. These
things can be a person, they can be a place,
(21:27):
they could be a dish, anything, they can be a thing,
they could be a chapstick, they can anything that you've
discovered lately that you just love. Yeah, and I'll go
first and give you some time. Yeah. So I was
just met my girlfriend in town to uh, go, we
were just walking around New York. She just moved here,
so we're sight seeing. We stop at one restaurant, We
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get out, we walk around and we're walking in Times Square.
Who goes to Times walking in Times Square? And she
turns and goes, is that an African restaurant? And I go, absolutely,
not know African restaurant, you know? And we keep walking there.
I go, well, let's let's go. Look. We walk over Lagos.
Have you been to Logos? It's amazing, No, we walk in.
It was it was the Black Panther movie. First of all,
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inside and I'm not kidding. It was so wonderful. It
was people were dressed up and we were just off
coming off the streets. I felt was like, oh my goodness.
The music was playing. It was like the Black Panther movie.
You walked that amazing. So if you can go into
that's gonna be my new hangout. I've been trying to
go back, and remember I told everybody, no, Lagos is
(22:31):
my place. He walked in. I was like back in
the Motherland, said that. But the whole time it was like,
oh yay. People were dancing. Then you're meeting all these
strangers and I'm like, can you believe this place there?
They're like, we cannot believe this place ever? I loved
it times squarely. I'm square Okay, Okay, got logos? Why not?
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Oh we got all those black shows up on Broadway forever.
Might as well have you gotta walk in and you
gotta do that because we did exactly. I won't let
you in if you don't if you don't wrap a
fiction African? Yeah from thank you? Right, it doesn't matter,
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doesn't matter, does not matter.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Coming with some Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Money, just going throwing roses at your own great, he'll
be like this again. Come out with Michael Beach. Is
there anything that you've fallen in love with lately? Person, place,
thing or feeling? Concept? Oh my god, oh my god,
movie TV show anything, movie TV show, movies.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You know what I'm I mean, I haven't fallen in
love with it yet. I want to Does that does
that apply?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Speaking of African Okay, I am really looking forward to
and I hope it's amazing the New Blade with Mahershela Aliud. Yes,
I really hope that that film kicks ass.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I hope.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I know I'm going to be there, So that's the
kind of idea that not that I'm not in it unfortunately,
but I will go support it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
When does it come out.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I don't I don't need.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Looks like, yeah, you gotta wait, but I'm gonna wait
for it. It's going to be I remember the news
of Marshel Ali being in it, and then I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, bad, Yeah,
I dare it to be bad. I'm sorry, I'm going
to Blade. I'm going to have the time of my life.
And those are two guarantees. And then afterwards we going
to Lagos. Afterwards we go to I dare it to
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be bad? Herschel Ali. I don't think so. I just
don't see it.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's going to be fun no matter what, would you
like to know what I've fallen in love with lately?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I am desperately waiting to hear.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
No, this is a special new place. No one has
heard of it, speaking of African It's to do that
a new place. I just discovered it and it is
my absolute favorite place to eat. The menu is fantastic,
the service, the people, the brown bread. It's the cheesecake factory, Michael.
(25:32):
She does this, every of it. But it is it's
a it's it's Can I say it's a respite? No,
it's uh in a harsh world, should I say.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's I'm speaking of African She just threw that because
and now, I mean, I have black people there, but
I don't know about the cheesecake fact.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
You see who your favorite is? Now? Who your favorite is? Now?
Because this, I'd say it every week. I guess what.
Every week it becomes more true cheesecake factory. I love you,
Michael b meaning. Have you ever been or when's the
last time you've been to the cheesecake factory?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I have been there. I will, okay, but I don't
know where the last time was.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It wasn't yesterday like this morning, Michael Beach, name the time,
name the place I was. Read you it's a cheesecake factory.
I'm already there, don't. You don't even have to know
she's there. I'm in there. She's there for hang out.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I have a problem, all right, I'll remember that.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You should, okay, Michael Beach. We have a segment called
slide Out of Lacey's DMS because I am on them
data and apps and I get a lot of crazy
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messages and I just like to read them and just
say what people's reaction if they want to chime in
and say anything. And some of them are kind of unbelievable.
It's not going to seem like that. It's going to
seem like they're not but this is really now. I'm
gonna read this first one and I don't say any names.
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Don't they don't know this one. I read it and
then I was like, this is a rap or a poem.
He wrote a little poem, so Michael Beach. Sometimes people
will say hello, just a hello. Then I don't respond back.
I go to the profile so I can see their
picture and if they say anything about themselves, okay. This
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man said hello, and I was like, okay, let me
go and look at his profile, and he said, I
can be your homie, lover or your best friend. If
you with the BS, I'll leave you. The lesser man
always stand tall, So of course I'm a gentleman. If
you betting on me to lose, I suggest that you
bet again. What what's happening? That's so beautiful? Lady get
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his microphone. They say you gotta call him. And this
one right here just says everyone, why would you put that?
Why don't you put hi. My name is Steve. I
enjoy long walks on the beach. He's not Steve, he's
a poet.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
He's trying to stand.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Out, trying to stand out.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
And I guess he did.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
But it's picture, Oh my god, and I can't show it. Indeed,
show it to Michael. Can I show it? But don't
put it on the Do you see the picture? Do
you see the picture, Michael? For those of you that
are listening, it's him with his shirt off, middle finger
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to there and and I'm metal Sam top hat, top hat.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I think you need that dude on your show.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
All of those things don't make sense. The poem and
the hat and the shirt don't say hey, shirts we
kept go to dinner sometimes, shirtless, middle finger, gold chain,
white wig and an uncle sam hat?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Is that like? Is that?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's like the Apollo creed sam Hat in uh in
the rock?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Now I'm back in. You gotta give him a chance.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
The body is not like Carl Weathers.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It's Apollo sneed. That's not what I just put a
shirt on. I would have been fine. You don't have
to show it. I don't have to need that. You're
sending your body to all these people. Okay, guys, so
that's what it's like. But I have another one. Okay, well,
I mean first, let's just go over the prison comes
of this case. Okay, what are the pros and cons.
The pros are pros p R O S E. Because
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he's good at poetry and let's see what you did.
The other pros are he's got a good sense of
humor or Mike. Yeah, it's one of the two. Yeah,
because if the poem didn't get you, if the poem
didn't get you, the picture just really God blessing the deal.
It's like he's daring you not to click on him.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm not some bold ship right there to have that
poem and the shirt, the picture, but I.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Guarantee you this, he's gonna find exactly his wife, your
kid look like that and not and put all those
things out there. Some woman was like, you've ignited within me.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I don't know yet forever it's.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Not going to be men. Yeah, there's another one ship.
So this guy just has a post under his picture
and I just clicked on the thing that he that
he has on there. It says, I don't avoid conflict
because I'm scared of you. I avoid conflict because I'm
scared of myself. My temper can go from zero to
death row really quick. Let's have a moment of silence.
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Give him a chance.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
This is dating.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
These are one of the nicer ones. This isn't fight club.
I didn't think a fight club, you know what.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
This one's now, that's the kind of guy that I
was talking about playing earlier on That's You. I got
to play a guy like this or the first guy
yea with shirt off and the hat and the poems
and all the kid and then and then we delve
into their lives and see just how fucked up they are.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, that's yeah. I might I might need to you know,
you might need to send that site to me.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I got you, I got you, and then you can study.
And then by the time you get that roll, you ready,
you walking around with American flag top, had your shirt off,
You're just like, did you see Michael? But if you
ever need to brush up, you can just call Lacy
because they'll be married by then. No, absolutely no, I
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will not. But why will guys get on there and
be like, I'm angry, get the funk out of here.
Whose problem? Is that this is only going to get worse.
I've picked a very, I picked an angry theme. Oh,
Amber is gonna laugh her head off on this one again,
just like has a little thing under his picture. Never
need a bitch. I'm what a bitch need, Lacey, Amber,
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I think you should give him a shot? What made
you think.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I want to find a guy that you think she
shouldn't give a shot?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
You have? You have checked every box, every.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Good point.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
You need a bit. I'm what a bitch need? Thank you, sir,
I said, dapper. That's really embarrassing. Wow, So yeah, you're
gonna call me bitch. You're not gonna need me, You
never need you, but you need me. I really they're
(33:22):
just noting it through.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Essentially what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, that's what he's saying. Okay, this is my very,
this is my last one, and I mean ever, this
is the one that made you quit dating. No, No,
this is too entertaining. I can't even I can't read it.
I can only read your little snippets because it's so disgusting.
But I have to tell you what happened afterwards. And
it said I want to go out for drinks and
I want to lay you on your back, and that's
all I can read. And it goes on for a
(33:48):
couple of paragraphs of just disgusting things. And this was
the message that just under his profile. So this is
what he's saying to everyone. Okay, So then normally I'm
telling you, Michael Beach block and delete. I don't you know,
but he has said hello to me. So I go
to this profile. He has like a whole pornographic paragraph
of what he wants to do to a woman. So
I do I never respond, but I did say your
(34:11):
profile is so hilarious and gross. I can't believe it's real.
You're not just saying this to one woman, you are
sending this as a message to anyone who sees your profile.
I would never date a man who puts this on
their profile. This is a private conversation at best. So
then what does he do? What does he do? He
instantly goes back, no changes his profile. Oh from the
(34:34):
whole disgusting two paragraphs too. I want to go out
for drinks some time sometimes this is all I want
to do. He changed his whole life lazy, But then
by then we were not gonna fall in love. So
do you think that his first thing. He meant it
as a DM but he no, no, no, no, no,
this is in his profile. He knows it's up. It's
(34:56):
been up forever. This is under his picture. This is
the first thing women are saying. And then and he,
you know, tells you about his life a little bit,
his age, do you have kids? Do you want to
get married? So it's on there. So he went back
and changed it to all it's poorly written, but he
just changed it to I want to go out for
drinks sometimes. This is all I want to do.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I mean, that can help thee That time he heard
a negative comment about it.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
It cannot be And did you think now that I
would be like, you know what? I like you man?
They sy you said all those disgusting things at first,
but then he completely cleaned it up. And now you've
changed your life.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, but you know what, though, it could be like wow,
you you know some woman could be wow. You you
understand me, you respond to me. You you are someone
who can be shaped and molded. Oh my god, I
love you.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I want I'm not going to be seeing him. It
didn't lay. All I know is he can take notes. No,
he can.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Take notes he can take No, that's that's that's the
one positive of the three things three guys that you mentioned.
He actually takes notes, He listens, and he.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Responds, Michael Beach, don't do this to me, Lacy, Me
and Michael Beach are right. Oh no, guys, it's still
a null. First impression is everything. It's pretty gross. The
first thing was pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
I would really like to hear the first thing.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Actually, I mean, we can say it, and I would
like to. I would like to lay you read it
and we're just gonna read it to you and throw
and you're guys, we're going to bleep it out. But here,
I'm gonna read this. I've never seen this before. I
want to go out for drinks sometimes all I want
to lay you on your back and start kissing all
over them pretty lips of yours, start kissing my way
(36:47):
down to your That so, no, sir, changing that to
(37:12):
I want to go out for drinks. It's gonna be
a no, damn no god, Michael Beach, it's your turn.
Balls in your.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm just saying that the writing of it is true.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
If you've got this in a role, but banks to
the director.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
But if you were to if you were to do
that in person with feeling an emotion. Come on, now,
come on, what we're all looking for?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
The thing is you're saying this whatever you feel?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
What he.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Doesn't know how to write?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, he doesn't, but the sentiment the he has he
has no no, quad.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You're absolutely right, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I mean, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Isn't that what all the romance novels are about.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
It's the same fucking thing. It's just that he has
no skill.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
No right, Yeah, you're right, you're right. Oh my god,
that's so freaking got He's got no game. Okay, got
zero game. And that's part of the game. What I
thought it was going to bed to read it. Do
you need some water to wash out your mouth? I
need soap?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I actually I actually thought it was going to be
worse than that. Okay, I thought it was gonna be
much worse.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
What kind of big fat babies? What fruits we are?
Should I read one more? Are we done? Read one more? Okay?
We got one more? Okay? And I thought I thought
I had a winner here. Oh he goes a gentleman, first,
god fearing, intelligent, handsome, a leader, protector, provider, listener currently
looking for new friends, and that's special. Someone who's smart, fun, spontaneous, adventurous,
(39:16):
don't need a man but once one. Someone who won't
let miles determine their happiness, faith, a go getter, someone
who values time. Are you a scammer, catfish, a prostitute,
a gold digger? VISU? Fuck off? Anyone who wants to
play games. I'll definitely drop your ass off at the carnival,
the circus, zoo, jail or into oncoming traffics.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Oh oh, same guy, same guy. Wow, when heart turn hard?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I was reading and I was like, oh, so then him.
I sent a message because he messaged me, and I said,
you had me until I got to the park an
oncoming trap. I can't believe what men are putting on
their profiles. That's what I said, Wow the end, thank you,
And he.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Did not respond.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
No, no, no. I think I might have just deleted it,
but he could see it. He definitely can read that.
But there's no more for there's nowhere for me to
go with that. Wow, on coming on traffic. You had
such a nice beginning. You're so mad you threatened me.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I mean you you had the sweet sincere reading of
the first part and then you turned on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I mean, it was necessary, unnecessary. He was so mad.
That's not kind, not at all.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I prefer I prefer Lady of the Night prostat the
Lady of the Evening Lady. Would you like to play
that rank? Yes? I would, Michael, which sometimes we play
a game on this podcast called That's Rank where we
rank different this and that. One time it was candy Bars,
(41:08):
one time it was Cereal. But today's That's Rank is
your favorite R and B slow jam? Top top three,
top best. You're trying to you know, you're trying to
read that pornographic message and you need some background music. Okay,
what are you putting on? Top three of all time?
(41:29):
What's your go to? Top three? Top three jams?
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I know it's hard.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
You don't have the list that.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
No, we don't, we don't. I'm so sorry, top three,
but you could just top three like we top three,
which is the ones that you like this minute? Yeah,
it could be anything. Okay, So I think, I mean,
slow jams makes you think, y'all fucking But that's not
necessarily like when I think slow jams I think I'm
(42:04):
driving and I'm singing it loudly. To me, that's slow jam.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Oh so bad to me? To me, slow jam is
fucking yes.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I didn't want to say it, but that's what it is.
I don't know what driving.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Car making love like your first reading, or you'd be fucking.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
But you're getting ready.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
To you, you're getting very you read that paragraph, you're
getting ready, Yeah, tell you that. I don't know what's good.
I like to drive in the that could happen. Guys,
I know we're being so bad. Okay. I like to
sing songs about baby, I want you back, So then
(42:52):
those aren't necessarily very fucky songs.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
You know that's not a love song either.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Come on, but there are they're jams.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
They're jams. But you said, then are we talking about
love songs?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah? We are. We are. We are R and B
baby making music. That's what we're talking. I'm just trying
to move the category enough so that I can include
the songs that I enjoy. Okay, I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna start. Okay, number three, There goes my Baby, like
the Usher song, There goes my Baby, you know the song.
(43:28):
I love that song that Usher. That's Usher. I'm an
old lady Usher. I love that song. I'm an old
lady and guys don't make fun of me. I love
tell me it's real. Casey and Jojo fucking love that.
Tell me it's real. The feeling sad tell me bad
is real. Yeah, that's my song and then my number
(43:51):
one song. No one will ever agree with me, but
I don't care. It's time will Reveal by Elda barche
De BArch. The BArch is my favorite person world. Everybody
knows this. That's right BArch. If that man had ended
with and by the way I love Elder Bart, then
I would have been like Yourn. He didn't. He didn't
end on that. He didn't say do you like Time
(44:11):
of Revealed by Old bar You've got me, you won
my heart. Michael Beacher. I want you to know that
Lacy has a T shirt that says play some DeBarge
and it has a picture of a gun on because
that's not serious I am. And that's just a shirt
she likes to wear. Play my song. Okay, okay, slow jams,
(44:32):
those are my three. Those are very good slow jams.
I have to say. Whip Appeal by Babyface it's very good.
That's got what which one? Whip appeal? Whip appeal by Babyface?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh oh yeah, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
It's just babyface. You know what else? I like? I mean,
you could go all baby face, you could go I
was gonna go all baby but I choose to say
and it's not one hundred percent slow, but I choose
to say, what is it? Oh my love? Thou never
(45:13):
too much? A little fast, too fast?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Fast?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
You trying to finish? Did you say you finish? Get
through it? This whole this whole podcast has been madating
on this one. This is n C seventeen. Yeah, but
you you over with your show coming on. You're like
a thousand you're trying to you ain't serious, you ain't
(45:38):
serious nothing.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
But sometimes this is my favorite line. Right, So you
just stepped up there. But sometimes you fuck fast.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Sometimes we're gonna get t shirts now. Sometimes sometimes you fast.
You gotta get done true fast shirt, right.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Okay, so listen, speaking of Babyface.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, okay, So we're doing we're shooting soul food. We're
in double bangs, so trailers, right, So there's two rooms
in one trailer, so I'm in one side Kenny Babyfaces
in the other side his song. He has a new
(46:25):
album that came out while we were filming, and the
song that I kept playing over and over and over
in my side of the trailer again and again and again,
to the point where his assistant had to ask him,
would you like me to go over and ask him
(46:47):
to turn it off or turn it down or stop
playing it or whatever, And.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Kenny was like, no, no, let him play. Let him play.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
So when you this is why when you bring up Babyface,
the song when you especially when you talk about now
we're talking about not fucking not fucking fast, we're talking
about love was the day about about the day his
first son was born, when he was married to Tracy,
(47:16):
who he was at the time.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
So that song.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Was so emotional to me and so connected that I
played it over and over again. I was in my
trailer crying. I love that song so much and it
always reminds me of that time when it literally first
(47:43):
came out, and the fucking guy who wrote it was
right next door to me in the trailer, and I
did it over and over and over and and I
couldn't get enough of it.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
So that's that's higher there for me.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Oh I love a Babyface song. Yeah.
Would you like to hear my baby Face story?
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yes, I would so much.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
I used to have a talk show called The Amber
Ruffin Show. One of our guests was Babyface. Babyface, and
I did a bit on the show called name that
Ooh where I would ooh an ad lib ooh from
a song Babyface wrote, and then I made Babyface name
the song. It would be just from the ooh, yes,
(48:34):
just from in the commercial before we come back and
shoot it. Babyface goes, well, so you're gonna sing the thing?
I'm like yeah. He goes, well, yeah, you're probably one
of those like Jamie Fox types where you're a comedian
but you can really sing. And I said, Babyface, I
cannot sing. You are in this alone. And then we
(48:58):
did it. The game started and I did whatever it was,
Baby masters me. He goes, that's in the wrong key
to see that, right, And I said, it was very
clear the situation you were in before we started.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
But he knew it was in the wrong key, so
he must have recognized.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
He did a good job. He did a good job.
He didn't get all of them. Yeah, baby feel Good
got enough.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, they are his songs.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah, he should get them. He should have gotten them. Michael,
you know what name.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Come on, man, come on, dude.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Now, when you say slow jams, I'm not saying this
is one of my favorite slow jams because you said
the phrase slow jam. I did say slow jam. But
one of my favorite slow jams is slow jam. Make
it sweet and for me Atlantic, I can't find it must.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Be is that Usher? No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
No, I do think Usher. Rusher and Monica did a duet.
It's Atlantic Star. No, I don't know. Oh Midnight Star,
Midnight God. Wow, had I cheated? But yeah, yeah, yeah,
still we had to know. That would have made us crazy. Okay,
(50:33):
Michael Beach, you o us two songs because you said
the day we're gonna We're gonna go with the day.
You have to your feelings. It's going down in the record.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
I gotta I gotta go with with the the King. Yes,
I gotta, I gotta go. You know what, I'm gonna
take two songs? Yeah, okay, right, and they're both they're
both remakes. Okay, but he you know, he was a
master at remakes. I mean a lot of the songs
(51:05):
were a remake, but they were. He made them far
more famous than they were prior to him doing the songs.
But of course House is not a home and superstar.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
I can listen to those things over and over and
I have, you know, I have many many times, especially
especially well. I'm going to leave that alone.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Guys. This episode is rated x as ter.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Know what you guys brought it there?
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Did? We took it there?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
And I'm just I'm just going with the flow.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
We started off. Yeah, this episode started with a Bible.
We started with the Bible and then it ended Ecclesiastes
and then we just I just went downhill. That's right.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Ended with what was the guy doing throwing the bitch
off the What was he when he ended up throwing.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
You into track? Coming coming traffic? Oncoming traffic, guys. But
you know where this episode ends. It ends with Michael
Beach declaring his favorite Roughian sister is Amber and not lazy.
I don't think that is true. I think it's true,
(52:32):
Michael Beach. One of us is your best friend? Who
is it?
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Best friend?
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh? Oh oh okay, that's different.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
I was thinking is in the gutter. It's a gutter show.
Yeah the day, Okay, she's doing that so that no.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, well, the fact that you took the time, thank
you to do that. I gotta say, I'm sorry, Lacy,
just you just knocked it out the park.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Thank you, Lay, I'm so sorry. It's true. You got
I got it. And we'll be listening to this when
we get off the podcast. Were gonna play this song.
We're gonna listen to it. Cry. Yes, guys, we had
Michael Beach on the Amber and Lacey, Lacy and Amber Show.
Today is one of that we roll down one of
my favorite one of my favorite podcasts, one of my
(53:32):
favorite people, one of my favorite actors. I absolutely love
him and now he loves us back. Yes. Absolutely, Michael Beach,
I have to ask you this, Will you now permanently
be on our podcast and Lacy Michael Beach, Michael Beach,
Amber Lacy Show. We put it in there.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
Oh my god, I'll tell you what. You definitely come back.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
All right, Thank you, thank you, thank you so bad,
thank you so much for being on our show. And
yay that's it yea. So hey, everybody, that is our episode.
Thanks for tuning into the Ambra and Lacy Lacy and
Amber Show. If you like this show, and you do,
then you should fucking you know like it. Send us
(54:22):
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