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May 4, 2021 21 mins

Episode 139 - "The Culture Deserves It" Feat. Ferrari Simmons & Su Solo Produced by: @iHandlebars

with special guest: Lil Duval

Topics: New Comedy Special, Music & more.

The Baller Alert Show

Featuring @FerrariSimmons @_SuSolo @iHandlebars

":The Culture Deserves It"

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hold on, hold some special you know all this ship. Welcome,
come come to the Alert Show. No baby the one
only I'd take you some b more excepting when your
baby INDI of your solo. This is the fall Alert Show.

(00:25):
Well the nation? What didn't do? Welcome to another episode
of the bother Alert Show. You already know me O
c ting on with the homies. Hey, man's the kid
Ferrari Simmons. What's up, y'all? That's your best friends? So
we got it here bestial special special guests in the building.
He always live in his best life. I fund like
I should do the same. You know what I'm saying
without the filter. Today we got a little dude violin

(00:48):
the building. What's happening? I was saying, Baby, I see
you living your best like trying to stand on me.
You feel I'm just trying to be like you, Big,
I'm trying to be like you. Man. Ain't on the
staff of my background. You always on there, You always
on the island somewhere. Man. Yeah, but I could now
I had to do press, so I had to come
back to the state WiFi. What what is all this

(01:10):
press about? What are you working on? Brother? I got
a special man, we just put out a specialists on
video on demand right now. You know what I'm saying,
You can go everywhere. You just demanded anywhere you can
get demand ship, you know. Yeah, it's a special. It's
a special for my Living my Best Life special where
well I went on tour where I'm doing comedy and

(01:33):
music all messed and one. I definitely think people want
to see and hear, you know, more music from you,
because you really just kind of took us out of
there with Living My Best Life. I wasn't ready for it.
I didn't know what the hell to expect. But it
was one of those feel good, happy songs. Every time
you heard it, you just you just had to you
had to vibe. Yeah. I just brought coming into music,

(01:56):
you know, in the perfect way. I guess they say
it's like and that's what comedy is. It's just to
make you feel good, make you happy, And that's what
that song be. It made you feel good, it made
you happy. It was motivational, still motivation. Now a lot
of people didn't know you, Uh, you did music before
Living my Best Life? You putting out songs before that. Yeah, Yeah,

(02:18):
I always didn't game doing music and comedy. That my
first big comedy um joke was a kind of a
song where I re did music. So chat, Yes, I
remember that comedy, you know. So that's always been my nte,
you know. And when I first started doing ain't come
with it. That ain't comedy. Now all comedians do it,

(02:42):
and you know you go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
So you know you you be telling some truth, you know,
in in your comedy. Uh. Most recently I saw that
you had tweeted something about you're grown ass man. How
you gotta another grown man as a roommate? Right? So

(03:03):
I don't know what type of response you were expecting initially,
but I was reading through the comments and a lot
of people just did not feel what you were saying.
They didn't agree with you. They felt like, okay, you
know what he wanted to rich people that is toned
as to what's going on out here. Some people need
to save money. Some people are starting businesses, black people there,

(03:24):
all the ones that care about what we look like.
What response were you expecting when you put that out there?
Us with you, I was just tweeting high random and
just sell some ships. And I just said, man, what
the grown me? And doing living together as actectic Ball,
and then I just tweeted and then like I really

(03:47):
don't be paying no attention. And then like the next day,
you know, you go bad. You're like, oh, they ain't mad.
I don't be knowing what you didn't be mad at.
But that's what that's what you're setting up for being
a comedian. Like I just I didn't think they was
taking it that serious. Like, but I think it's just
what people ain't got enough to be mad that they

(04:08):
pointed at me because I give him something to me mad. Okay,
So you were more so talking about a very specific
group of people who but act like world and I
was like, but with their head they turned it like
they bam and and that's it. I don't know why
people was so listen, I answered for you. So if

(04:30):
you follow a little dude Ball, which I filed for
a while, he always literally just you know, he he'll
either say he's high and I'm just gonna speed my
mind and then they can just starts tweeting. And then
I just tweeked off my mind. I just said, like
even before because I just started smoking with like five
years ago, even before, I just said, what was on

(04:53):
my mind, not saying that. It's just like a lot
of things. You said, you have thoughts on your mind,
but you know, usually say it, you just say it's
usually we say what's supposed to be on that mind.
I mean, if you say what's on other people minded,
that's used to what I used for my social media
and a lot of things people get offended by, and

(05:14):
that's what I'm supposed to be. Hey, man, don't get
in this goddamn camera said hey boy or girl is
a boy what's his name? But it ain't smoking smoked?
How about to smoking five smoking? Oh, I didn't get

(05:38):
pigged up, bitch. You want to smoke some it dope?
I'm sure he gets high on accident more than likely,
dahn For somebody who just started smoking five years ago, Honestly,
I thought you were old smoker. You know what I'm saying.
You just you just have embodied the smoker's lifestyle. You've

(05:58):
got some pride up to help people roll you guys,
you had all types of stuff going on for somebody
who just started smoking five years ago. I was always
supposed to be a smoker, though, because even before I smoked,
I did a smoker's movies like I was in the
Grove House with with DJ Pool, the one I did
Fried and the DJ did Fried. The director he did

(06:19):
Frad I did Um I did He'll Be the Highway.
So I've always gravitated to the smoker's community, and then
once I started smoking, I was just ship, get the
ground running ship. I like, ship is this and true?
That's all I do? Where did Where did rich Broke

(06:39):
come from? Rich bro came from my lifestyles, just my
way of life, like come from just being cheat as
a jit, you know, from from from Jackson Vane so
don on how to just live up what I had
and making means. And when I started getting more simple,
just simple stuff like I learned how to live up
five dollars. So if I knew how to live on

(07:01):
five hundred dollars, I knew how to live off of
five thousand dollars of a breeze, you know what I'm saying.
So even this that we're living in your means, you know, well,
I feel like people donna say something about that because
they was like, well, you wasn't worried about people living
with them their means, having roommates, But that's just what
the comments said, you cleared it up, y'all. He was

(07:22):
talking about people that was flawed. It's just I guess
people took the hard because whatever their situation was, which
I can't control. That hit dog with Holly, but I
was moving. That's his way for what I saw. I
was like these nickets acting like they're stunting in Miami,
but their roommates. Yeah, that makes sense. You can't be

(07:44):
I mean, I can't. Like I thought a tweet out
there and afterwards I realized people taking other type of ways.
I can't control how you take, you know, but if
you that's just what it is. That's like a joker.
But I'm not going to explain every joke I got ya.
You'll be okay. You stay on the radio. You shouldn't

(08:06):
get exhaust Well, you stop giving the fun what up.
We're gonna take a quick break Balling Nation, but we'll
be back with more Little Duvall after this. We'll be
right back with more of the Bailer Alert Show. You're
listening to a special edition of The Baller Alert Show
My Best life on the ball Alert Show podcast Message

(08:28):
and we are back ball Nation with Little Duvall in
the buildings. Who solo O C T and yours Julie
Ferrari Simm's Ball Alert Show podcast. Uh it is time
baller mail a little dou ball and d MS be
lit off this one. Are you ready, sir? Because the
answer first come on? All right, dear Rari, I am
dating a man with the corporate card. We go to

(08:50):
nice dinners all the time, and I get invited to
all his out of town business trips. My issue is
he has never purchased anything with his personal money. If
he can't expense it, then I don't get it. Should
I even care? Is he being cheap? Any advice? So
the problem is that then going to corporate event. Say
it again, So I am dating a man with a

(09:11):
corporate card. We go to nice dinners, I get invited
to all his out of time business trips. The issue
is he never purchases anything with his personal money with
his corporate card, especially spending money with his corporate card,
and that with his personal money. You correct, why she's
stupid like money, like let them money if that's more

(09:34):
money for y'all later on when that corporate job go,
because it's gonna go, it's gonna go. Se solo, same
spend their money, like the money she's still living the light,
Like who cares who money goes to? They can write
that off off your personal money. Well, I'm gonna say
my dad, listen to him ahead. I think the part

(09:57):
that we are neglecting. She said. If she wants something
and he can't get it off the corporate card, he
won't get it at all. That's a problem. It's okay
to use the company card, you know, for sure use
somebody else money while you can't. I understand that. But
to tell somebody you can't get them something unless it's

(10:18):
on the company card, that is gonna MAKEE feel some
type of way of Joe. Woman, I'm gonna be like, damn,
like you you can't spend your all money to get
it from for me? Like that's weird. Well, so says,
let me explain something to you being no. No, I
think he's being rich, bro. I think he has bread
and he is right now. He is just asserting himself

(10:40):
to appropriately spense his funds correctly. He did what I'm saying.
So if he can, if he can't expense it, sue
you know somebody. He's trying to see what she's talking
about too. So if he can't expense it, you know
what I'm saying. She and she chooses not to stick
around Suzanne, then obviously she ain't the woman for him. Okay, okay, Sean, alright.

(11:01):
Or he could just be cheap, so he could be cheap.
You gotta be cheap when you ain't got it, like
that business trips what you're complaining for, He's still going
on business trip, your best like, then you ask something
that questions, baby, that's what you're doing. You're asking too
many guddamn questions. That's what's going on. So when the
job don't exist no more, what does that mean? Being

(11:22):
the job will not not exist no more. That's the
point that then he had funny that you saved up
from not spending on the stupid ship while y'all was
doing the corporate ship. That's if he got money. We
don't know if he got money. He got money, he
got money, if he got a corporate car, he ain't
spending here, Nah, he tricking off. He over there buying

(11:45):
a little do ball, rolling trains and we know all that.
He know he flogged in straight flood and he probably
got a month this Now you're putting it where you
want to be. You're putting your herds into this conversation.
He never said that. She never even said sit up,
sit up, to sit up and faces up. See that's
where I go through my social medy. They put there

(12:07):
my conversation. Oh my god, I'm a tweet that. Stop
putting her in my conversation. Go ahead, tweet it right down.
Real question. So Frank Listen said he can remember he
typing it. He texted sins is concerned. She's concerned that. Okay,

(12:31):
should I even care? Is he being cheap? Answered? Yes,
he's being cheap. Should you care? No, there's nothing wrong being.
Something is wrong. Maybe he has a drug addiction. Maybe
maybe maybe he's saying his money. Maybe let's go to

(12:53):
the next Maybe I got a question I got coming
out David to So what if you want to packy
right now? We can't. We got we got on the line.
I remember that one time right place a piece. Okay,

(13:16):
so it was just one time. Here, it's okay, they're
gonna move forward. I really want to ask you a
little bit, ball. I want to ask you who's idea?
Was it your idea for this Auntie of the week,
Because that ship is the best ship smoking on Instagram
to the older women out there, because you know, on

(13:38):
social media it's more drove to younger women and what's
going on, and I feel like it's way more bad
the older women this got this ship together and doing
their thing and fun is there. So it's just my
way of paying homage to women like thirty five fifty five.
I don't know why women feel like being a huntie
is a bad thing, but if you look at my

(13:59):
social media show and it's really not like and it's
you've got younger women now like I'm my aunt No
you ain't, you know, like sty five, So thirty five
is the age you start that. Yeah, that's why. That's
why I started. I figured, like you really auntie at
that age, but you just don't want to admit it,

(14:19):
you know. You know what I'm saying, Because like when
you're young, because you ain't young no more. You're not
in twenties no more. You're definitely not that no more.
So now you're older, but you ain't accept it yet,
so you're fighting round forty. That's when you fuck it.
I'm that you see what I'm saying. Is there a
cap though? Like you never you never do you date. Aunt.

(14:48):
What's the oldest woman you've ever done? Are you in
a relationship, sir? Yeah, I'm in a relationship. You say
they aunties? You mean I had an old lady. I'm
to old ladies, old lady, I'm not sing just now,
it's an old lady. That was a lot of women stuck.
Don't talk to smoke me like that. You gotta tell

(15:14):
you that's no. I need this clip, this clip right.
What was that saying? Yeah, and you confirming on you
in a relationship or not. Yeah, I'm in a relationship.
I'm always in a relationship space. Your type guy, So

(15:35):
it's somebody that you have as that's your that's your lady. Yeah, Okay,
is she in the thirty five Breakfast now? She and
she in the twenty six? Yeah? At first, wait that

(15:56):
she posts you on Instagram? No, we never post my
I don't never post. I'm not that guy. I don't.
Is that an agreement between each other. Yeah. Most of
the time when I'm with somebody, they understand what is
and they with it too for the most part. You
know what I'm saying, until till another bitch kid in
the yeah and tell him he needs to do this
and then next thing, you know, a new old not

(16:19):
next thing you know, want me to post that? Yeah,
like the first thing that like the first thing you say.
Like And plus I'm not one of them guys that
like to exploit. I don't explore my relationship for success.
Most people do. I don't have to do that to
be successful. I don't not nobody to do it like that.

(16:41):
But I've never had to do it like that. And
I like having my own relationship. And even the funny
thing is I don't post my door that neither. But
nobody cares about that. They only care about you not
post them over there. So that show you because you care,
you know what I'm saying, because we don't care. Question that? What? Well,
if you ever get married? Are you thinking about I

(17:02):
ever get married? And if you do, will you post
your wife? No? No, can do great way to preserve
a relationship. No, I mean I've been doing this for wow,
I mean chip ever since social media start. I mean
I talked about it. I mean, I'm understanding. I got

(17:23):
an old lady, but we don't. We don't have any
We'll be right back. Stay tuned with more of the
Baller Alert, y'all, you're listening to a special edition of
The Ball Alert let Me Live My Best Life on
the Ball Alert Show podcast. Bow that you. We got
a little duvall here promote Living my Best Life, premiering

(17:44):
on demand everywhere, Right, they just check their local cable providers.
That's like, it's with me and the people I took
on tour with me coming and yeah, let's talk about that.
Let's talk about who are the people that you took
on tour with you? A ski? I took a kool
Aid rest in peace chool aid he passed. I took

(18:06):
no host you know, and I took nor Ross to
a couple of days too. He said, cool, passed of
what it went out? I said cool, he passed away
to camps man. I'm sorry to hear that. That's what
living my Best Life was kind of came from him.
How did he inspire the song? Watch him live his

(18:27):
Best Life with Cancie. He had cast some five years
and we lived our best safe till he got So
that's how we That's where it song, That's where the
motivation came from. And that that's been like, I must say,
living my best life just to be a comedian. And
then the crossover to music and do it successfully. I
feel like you're like one of the first people to

(18:48):
do it. Like I mean, Eddie Murphy had party all
the time, but it wasn't as successful as Living My
Best Life. And a lot of comedians have tried to
like fox Jamie Foxx. Yeah he's he up. He was successful. Yeah.
So one of the first to uh to do that.
I think that is very commendable. Yeah, I mean it's
just that, I just the evolution of where coming and

(19:11):
entertainment is going as a whole, you know what I mean.
If you look at all the new comedians of the
social media comedians, they're all not just doing one thing.
They're doing it all, you know. But that's what entertainment
always was that from the beginning, you just didn't do
one thing. Like the seven Dame as Junior, he did
more than just one thing. He's saying, dance, told jokes

(19:33):
and everything like the rat Packs. And that's why I
think they're not just doing one thing. They they got music, hell, jokes,
they do movies, you know, they did TV shows, they
social media, they do it. Yeah. I'm so proud about that.
Out of the well from comedy, music, movies, man, you're
doing it all, living my best life. The Specialist on

(19:53):
demand available now today May fourth Rocket. I don't know
that's right. Let me let us see that try real
quick before we get out of here. Show everybody the
role the trip. Oh yeah, I got these trade. You
can go the rich broke dot cub get your ridge.
I'm about to go get your rist broke trade that
doesn't come with the weed residue already on it. No, no, don't,

(20:18):
That's what I'm about to get about to roll up in.
You know, I got all the stuff that you roll
up in. I don't sell drugs online back do sell
the accessories to do your trucks making very coquet and
women trunks. You know, you know we got these trunks,

(20:39):
these rist broke swimming everything. Do you still have your
big and I wish you did many like Nigga I
got rid of Yeah I did, like I wish I
would have kept it though it was just a joke
I did for a birthday band spoof and TV. That's hilarious.

(21:03):
Always a pleasure to talk to you, man, Always a pleasure.
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