November 22, 2022 • 34 mins
Episode 198 - "The Culture Deserves It" Feat. Ferrari Simmons & Su Solo Produced by: @iHandlebars
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hold up, hold up this, Hey, Welcome to The Ball Show.
Podcasts available everywhere you get your podcast. I go by
the name of Frice. What you know. I'm in the
building and Bet was just telling us off camera that
(00:24):
you and that milk is not good for you. Milk
is definitely not good for your Milk builds up mucus,
and mucus is puss. Yeah, pretty much, it's really bad
for you. I like cheese, though, something hard for me
to let that. She's hard. I'm not gonna lie. I
can't get rid of cheese either, so you're still eating cowpus.
(00:45):
I think banana milk. I never liked milk though, I
was never I was always a kid that just never
like milk, always thought it was nasty. I don't eat cereal.
So you drink rich people of milk. Now like oat
milk and drink milk banana milk? You drink what milk? Okay,
I trust I don't drink milk. I love banana, so
I like bananimate. All right, what's gonna be? Hell a
low vibrational plates though? Thanksgiving? Oh yes, happy Thanksgiving? Happy Thanksgiving?
(01:09):
It what are you guys doing for Thanksgiving? So you're
telling me, somebody make mac and cheese a regular milk.
You're not gonna eat the mac and cheese. I am no,
I'm gonna eat the mac and cheese. But I'm saying, like,
as far as like drinking milk, I just was never
a milk drinking because yeah, if milk is an ingredient,
I'm not tripping. Yeah, well, I can't drink it or
do a full bolus. It's just a mental thing. Are
y'all cooking anything? Do y'all contribute to? I think I
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actually think this year we're crashing somebody's house, the whole family.
I think we're gonna do a lot of stuff and
then we're gonna crash one's house. But I am the
sweet potato piemaker, so I made from scratch from scratch,
baby kay. Thanksgiving, I just go to everybody's house, pick
up a plate, ly, pick up a plate. Hey, how
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y'all doing? Mega plate that I go home and eat,
and the rest of the day I probably sleep like
a beer. Were barely American food in my family, so
we don't got to the point where we're just like
cater a little bit of the American but then we
just eat foret and but I like to cook, so
it's very therapeutic for me. So I like it cook.
I can cook now I don't like doing what what
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can you cook? Name can you cook? I would say spaghetti,
but I just I just made turkey spaghetti two days ago. Okay, steak,
of course, Okay, everybody, No salmon? Oh yeah, you're not salmon.
I get you know how to cook instead of making
us guess what a trying? How about lamb chops? Uh no,
(02:38):
I've never made lamb chops. Okay, if you can cook steak,
you can cook lamb chops. I figured that same ship.
What I don't know what that is either. Something is
that you been to New Orleans? Dish yea be in
New Orleans one time? You did you stop at the
gas station to see black people? Well, I was doing
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asses and there was a lot of black people there.
You know that. You know that in New Orleans? And
you heard me, baby, they ain't them girls out there.
They're aggressive babies. Now we we we did hear a
rumor that hold on before you get sit there. Since
we're on Thanksgiving, you know what's happening around that time?
The runoff. Please always say that the judge of brother
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off race reminder. Early voting starts November. Election day is
December six. We got to go out and vote again
and we're gonna get very important. Please stay in that
line because the other folks gonna be in that line
can be in charge of your vagina. Please go vote Max.
(03:42):
From the commercials, I see clip that from the commercials,
I see herschel Walker Pen and Borces. Don't know what
he's talking about. He don't know what he's talking about.
He don't know what he's talking about football. You know,
he might not remember ship. But I just feel like
we just do every time because it is important. And
a lot of people don't vote. They don't that's all, folks.
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That's what he sounds like. People don't vote, but then
they complain about why they This person went because mother,
you didn't go vote. That's why I did. Like what
Amaretta said about it needs to be some influencers, Yes,
So I think that that definitely needs to happen in
the future. Because of course, Kanye said he's running again
and Donald Trump said he's running again. You just trying
(04:27):
to split the votes up, man. Listen. I'll tell you
right now, Kanye has no chance in the hell on
becoming the president, not the state. You know, some people voted,
Uh did a white man? I agree, a rich white man.
You're fired? Okay, you know who's not fired? Rock and
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Blue Face they are together still. He's out of jail
and uh they're on the live going crazy? Uh, y'all
seen that. What happened on the live? Chat? Well she
I don't know what happened on the lives. I saw
the live, but I don't know what happened. Hennessy always that,
but what else? Hennessey and Hennessey make me just have
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a good time, like hearted, Hey daddy, was it ain't
and it ain't. No, I'd be profit it's something no, no,
some West Coast trucks. I don't know, man. I feel like,
you know, people always try to make Blue Face seem
like he's he's a pill. I think he has a
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cool demeanor, but he's still toxic. He's still roo very
much because it's like he could smile, let you and
smack you in the face. He liked her good and hot.
I think if she I've said this before, when she
comes to a healthier place in life, I think she's
going to look at him and be disgusted. I think
that he into this relationship because he can manipulate her.
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She ain't going nowhere. She's what did didn't she write?
I love you in blood and it's play come on now?
And that's how you know she loved me. That is
toxic that he is encouraging that behavior because she will.
She will smarten up eventually and leave. I just don't
know when or how soon. And I am nervous that
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I feel like she may crash out. Praying for them both, honestly,
they both need healing. What if he goes to prison? Though,
what if he goes You're not gonna go to prison.
He did laws. The laws in Vegas is a little
bit different, and um, I'll say they was breaking it
down and they was talking about the guy that actually
that he shot at was actually the aggressor because the
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video self defense. Yeah, they yeah, they're gonna just claim
because first of all, if you got a timpted murder,
bro you're not getting the bomb. But how is that
self defense? If you walk up to the car, well,
the guy pulled up to him and allegedly said they
had a conversation, and the guy drove off and he
pulled back around. So if you get into an argument
with somebody they come back. Now your life is in
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danger because you don't know this guy went down the
street and go get a gun or or you know
what the case is. And Chris Sean Rock is probably
turned on by the whole. But what I'm saying like,
if he wants to go away for a while, how
could she survive? You know, she gonna get booked. She survived?
I mean mentally, you know what I'm saying, Her life,
I don't know, dear life. It seems like for every
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people all right here? Ye oh lord, that's real. If
he gets locked up, she's gonna outdo sure like she's
gonna have his face tatted. Everyone face name. This is
definitely outdone. She'd been out Doneretta for sure. Uh. Little
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Wayne and two Chains are working on the collab album guys,
Um no thoughts on that? Are you so quiet? I
thought she was gonna say some more working on a collab?
I love that. I love longer, Redude. I think should
have been this. Yeah to Chain Style with Wayne? I
love it? White? What's up? BT? I'm just like in
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are you gonna listen to it? Probably not? I was
not saying it like that, but it's like, you know,
it's so long overdue, is passed. I mean, little Wayne,
time is never gonna pass two change, two changes. I
don't feel like the time is ever gonna pass because
they so go to them what they do. But I
feel like this is something that I would have expected,
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you know, to happen ten years ago. Ten years ago.
I'm not I'm saying I'm not excited from the fan
perspective of being like, Okay, I wish this would have
happened years ago. You know, I agree with that, because
when you're a fan, it's like you want something to happen,
like Okay, this will be the right time to do
this right now, or like, um, what's that that mixed? Hay?
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They're supposed to come out? I can't feel my face
with Joel's antenna, Like and Wayne that that was supposed
to come out and I really wanted that to come
out and it never came out. But let's just say
it came out next year. I'll I would be like, damn,
I'm really not that excited for it to come out.
What's a female artist do you think could do a
collab album? I want to see Cardi B and go
up and Sissor Yeah, yeah, yeah, are going to go
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to Wrap Route. I know, I don't know that I
was gonna go to Wrap Route. Okay, now I'm a
B route. I like that and I think that'd be fine.
That's some good music right there. R and B male
R and B album be fired too, who I don't know,
division and then somebody else? Hell, yo, you know what?
(09:35):
I feel like? These I feel like these RB females.
I feel like they don't get along. Why is that that?
Because you never see them. They never collaped together. Who
like female R and B artists, I feel like they
don't really Scissor R Lenox have collaborated. There's been plenty
of fem actually, but they're not together like the female rappers. Like,
first of all, it's a lot to deal with her heartbreak,
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hotel with Whitney Houston faith. That was fine, that was fine,
That's fine, all right, Well let's let's go ahead and
move along. Todd and Julie Crisly Damn are sentenced to
uh in a bank fraud and tax evasion case. Todd
Crisley gets twelve years, while his wife Julie Cristley gets
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seven years of probation plus sixteen months six seven years
in prison plus sixty months in probation. Damn, I got
twelve years, Julie, guys seven bro, you know what this
reminds me of. This reminds me that movie Get Hard
with Kevin Hard. Pause with Kevin Hard. What's the other
dude name? Real Feral? Because I can't imagine Todd Crisley
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in Printon. Chill listen. If you do the crime, you
do the time, criminals. I don't feel bad with the trucks. Yeah,
I don't feel that. This is no chases my dog too.
That's my dog. But for a little let him know
what happened. Okay. So, during their three week trial, assistant
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US attorney and at least Peters claimed that Todd and
Julie submitted false documents exaggerating their wealth to banks to
borrow over thirty millions that they burned on their affluence lifestyle,
while additionally hiding money from the i R S. You
are going to jail, hide your money from You cannot
hid that money from the rs. Let me tell you.
(11:24):
Sety million and they got Western sl So they were
going in. They were going in to bags, getting loans
to sponsor a lavish lifestyle. Well they were. They were
doing false documents, so they were saying, hey, we're rich,
big loans. A black person would never falsify those types
of documents and then look going back and paying back
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the loans with other loans. And they didn't pay taxes. Yeah,
that's the main thing. You didn't pay taxes. And then
he fouled bankruptcy for twenty million. I can teach me
your ways, you know, don't know, no black person could
walk into any establishment with falsified documents. They're gonna triple
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quadruple check those documents to make sure that they are.
They might call the police. Why are you in them?
Because you see what happened with my boy Ryan Coogler.
He couldn't even go out and go to the bank
and gettin throws the you know what I'm saying, thirty
million dollars over the course of years. They need to
be watching that boy. That man in Mississippi to know
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what we need to be doing is watching office. I'll
see because he revealed a new love in his life.
According to the Jasmine Brand, he is an artist by
the name of Zoo. Did you guys see the picture.
I was very confused and this young man. I was
confused because you know, all gets talking riddles sometimes. So
I was like, Okay, what's he talking about? And then
I saw a clip and this this guy comes in.
I'm like, is that his brother? Like? Is he talking
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about brother? They love? But I think this is a
publicity stunt. I hope. So the reason why I say
that is because I think what he's going to explain
the next episode is how this person, his brother, whoever
this guy is, taught him how to love in like
a brotherly way or a friendship way. I just think
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I don't know, man, I feel like this publicity stunt.
You think if they would have stealed it with the kids,
it would have said now they would have kissed and
you you would already know what it is. But it
was a hug he said, was he loved somebody and
this person is teaching him how to love. I don't
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understand it. No one thing for show. Ain't nobody talking
about Jana No mo, Yeah, she's gonna probably cycle back around.
No no, no. If you go to our Instagram at
Faller Alert, the comments are a little bit crazy. At
Supreme Navy said, so that entanglement was with Will, but
he's also getting some support to young drove comments and
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he said, never saw it coming, but whatever, bring you
peace and make you happy, my boy. But then other
people like that's his brother and confused Augustus. We need
some contacts, sir, We need some more contact that look
like August don't give a damn about us. I'm telling you,
I don't know. If they just hugged, they didn't kiss.
Your hug was like extra rugby. Some couples like a
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rubby hug. I think it was just the way he
was sitting down. Yeah, it was just awkward, but it
was like a caress hug. I don't know. I don't know. Man,
this man is so different and calculated. I don't know
what his angler is. Calculate. I don't get that. I
don't know. I think he's calculated. Because when you're doing
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these reality TV shows, we don't know how they chopped
this episode up. You just never know. Because when I
was watching it and the things he was saying was
very choppy, which lets me know that they could have
edited a certain way, and this could be some information
that he could be upset about. Anyways, because he could say, Yo,
that's not what I was trying to say. But the
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way they edited, because you already know when you're doing
these reality shows, the first thing the castmember say is
they edited. They chopped to show up no whip. We
will see. I just know it's a you know, it's
a lot of females on the internet that was really upset. Okay, Well,
according to Business inside of dot Com, Kanye west Is
(15:24):
says he's selling Valenciaga, Adidas and Gap hoodies for twenty
dollars after the company's all cut ties with him. He
gave a tour around his Los Angeles workshop to do
an online news site. He showed a hundred cut up
hoodies from Palenciaga, Adidas, Easy and Gap, which he will
sell for twenty dollars. And they say designer never goes
(15:47):
on sale man Stofer, They see his ass. Yeah, he
could read sell his own clothes. That's his close. That's
how you devou your brand. And I'll say that much
period it right. He also announced his uh, man, what
I find all the reselling come back. You'll come back
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to reseller hood. The resellers are going to do. They're
definitely gonna do that. First of all, you're gonna see
a bunch of short, big people in their bond all
the stuff. Then they're gonna be in their own town
like two thousand dollars for the hoodie. I'm telling you,
you're like, damn man, it's I mean, I'll be hating
them resellers. Man, they'd be pissing me off. But they'd
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be going and buying that ship up in bulk and
then be selling it to the poor people like me
for too much. Now watch the mouth. It is powerfully
the facts. It is time for the curveball question of
the day, um Garbrielle Union was recently on a promo
tour and she said, question, have you guys ever minimized
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your blackness for the comfortability for the comfortability of others? Yes? Ye?
In a job interview, Hello, how are you doing? I'm
bt my name is Byron. I would love to work
for you guys. That's a job that I really really
would enjoy being twitching so you switch to damn not.
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I think about I cut my hair off because I
had like I had dreads in college and then I
cut them off for a job to be like more presentable.
I never wanted to cut my hair off. Now I
think about it, Damn I did that sucks. It does
really say yeah, coach, which I've definitely done that, but
I mean sometimes I'm kind of proper anyway. Um, but yes,
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what I've really noticed is that, like, if you're walking
into an elevator and it's like a whole bunch of
white people, you're You're probably gonna be like, hey, how's
it going, Like You're gonna speak right, But then when
it's black people, I feel like sometimes you don't. Um. So,
once I noticed that about myself, I made it a
point which greed everybody. I just always speak to everybody
anywhere I look, I make eye contact, I'd be like, hey,
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how you doing that? What's happening? All right? Let me
check you in at you first? White washing it so real.
It's crazy, but you know it was. Michelle Obama said
something about that hair, about her hair because she was like,
you know, she felt like America wasn't ready for her
hair during the campaign because America wasn't you know, I
wasn't ready still getting used to natural hair, which is
that's crazy. You know, hopefully everybody will do at that
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point where they feel free as Gabrielle does now, as
Michelle Obama does now, as Jay Z does now, to
go into a room and present himself the way that
he is. But you know, oct it's almost like they
didn't get to that point until they reached a certain
level of And that's what I'm saying. That's why I say, yeah,
everybody will get to that point where they feel free
enough to do so everybody. Everybody don't get to that
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even look at tattoos, Like, tattoos are way more common now. Yeah,
ten years ago, it wasn't like that. If you have tattoos,
You're like, you're not getting the job. Now, people, I
see people that are at work and they have tattoos
all on their hands and everything. Yeah, I've seen somebody
that Chick fil A ain'ked up and I was like,
I love it. I love tattoos. I love how the
world is changing. But I also feel like, no matter
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what financial situation, and I just feel like we should
be able to just be free. That's true. But you know,
and going back to Coachwitch and and all that, you know,
I find myself when I was younger, and I find
that a lot of young people, especially when they grew
up with parents of gen X who tell you you
need to get a job. You know, you have to
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get benefits and retire and all that stuff. They kind
of groom you into knowing when to coach witch and
how to talk to people when you when you're growing up.
But when you get older and you're able to make
your own decisions, that's when you kind of, you know,
start your freedom journey. Don't get it wrong, now, there's
nothing wrong with I call it adapting to your environment.
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You're not about to be around certain people and not
adapt to the situation that you're in because it makes
you feel more comfortable and it makes them feel more comfortable.
Like I'm not going to be at the company luncheon
eating like broccoli castle role Like I'm gonna cut it off.
So well, you know what, I'm right, Like, you know,
we we have a conversation. I could clot but but
I'm not going to eat your food. And that's the thing.
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It's borderline, you know, just being mannerable and having some
sense of self at the same time. You know, it's
a difference between being uncouth and having good manners and
not don't be ghetto because you might go around somebody
parents and you might not act the same way they
want to be respecting about their parents. Yeah, just a
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respect thing. How my bottom look bottom? We respectfully? Let's
go to commercial. We'll be back. We'll be right back
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get your pockets? How do you do that? She was
talking about, how do you top list? I don't know.
Is it a makeup thing? Top thing? Anyway? Though, That's
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what I'm saying, Like how he's doing it? That's living
in Hollywood. You look crazy. We'll be right back, but
more of the Baller Alert Show that the Alert Show.
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I felt like, you know, since this Thanksgiving and on occasion,
I should, you know, do a game with you guys.
How about a baller black? Let's do it, all right,
take us to make us baller bled some firm some
questions surroundic Thanksgiving A black Thanksgiving. Let's see how many
of you guys answers matched? All right? How many to
go plates? Should you take? Three? All right? Should you
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ask where a person's spouses? No? See, I've I'm from Ticklas,
so well, I don't think we're gonna have the same
answers y'all we're taking three place, and yeah, we're gonna
ask what man or your girl asked Lily. We're gonna
ask that in American culture? Maybe not all right? Next question,
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sweet potato or pumpkin pie potato for show. I like
the smell, but I don't like to have taste. God,
how long do you eat leftovers? Three days? Two? Four days?
Here arkosof turkey sandwiches every day, Turkey soup sandwich for
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after two days, I'm done? Especially thanks. Are you standing
in the lines for Black Friday? Yes? Yes, you standing
in line for the Black Friday to get the two
two hundred dollars sixty in? Will you talking about why
do people need a new TV every day an year?
Because black people need to find stuff to spend their
money on. Man, I'm cool online shopping cyber Monday. Me.
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I'm personally I'm stand in line, but I know my
cousins they're about to be and the TV TV. Last question,
when does the Christmas tree grow up Black Friday? When
does it go up Black Friday? It's supposed to go
up Black Friday. They go up the week before days
given alright, no way, okay, some people actually put it
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up on on things given, so the families together, they
get to decorated together. My family, boy, we're liable to
get the tree about two days before Christmas. So what
goes on your tree? You know the usual ornaments. It's
don't want to sound bogie this time. But we have
someone decorated for us. We have somebody coming. The whole
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thing up. Life has changed a lot. The peppermints go
on yours. Peppermint I eat those, so no, I'm not
on mine. Hell no, magt today they used to have
nothing edible because I'm gonna eat that ship. Yeah hungry.
I love snacks. So if it's a peppermint on on
the tree, I'm eating that. If it's when's the last
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time y'all had a real Christmas tree? Though? That should
that should kneeze. I haven't had a real I should
be stinking, man. So you got like three days saying
someone decorating your fake Christmas tree? Yeah, why not get
a real Christmas? Should be sinking. It smells amazing. I
think I'm gonna get one this year. I'm gonna get
a real tree this year. How about this one time
I got a real tree and it smells so bad
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I had to throw it out, and you know what,
O c T. I'm gonna put popcorn on my tree
because because you said I'm gonna put popcorn on and
uploaded online. Yeah, I want a big old popcorn peppermints. Like,
what about the little little ball? Is a little ball things? Oh? Yeah?
Then is it called tinsel? A little sparkly silver stuff
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that you throw? Yeah, if you're being cute, little little
it's like little things ribbons, ribbons, yeah yeah, Okaya, color
coordinate to I just hope it's presidence under that motherfucker
shoot the tree be the president. That's why I ain't
got no tree. I don't be no pre Well, the
only president I want for Christmas is my electric vehicle.
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When do you start Christmas shopping? Oh? Should have started October? Sap,
You should have started in October. You start Black Friday.
That's cool, that's fine. You don't starting I tell you that.
Oh hell no, don't do that. I went to a
predominantly white elementary school, and I remember being told that
they start shopping like in the summertime. If they see
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something and it's good, it's all, go ahead and grab
it and hold up. You see something, you know, any
time of the year grabbing hold, Yeah, you're not spending
all that money at one time and then also to
these people be hawking the prices up like closer to
the holiday season and should gets scarce too. Yeah, that's
my only thing. I'll just make it real simple. For Christman,
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you don't get nobody none, Nope, No, what I normally
I know this. I got a nephew. So what I
normally do is I just somebody. Then I'll be like
you here, all the money, go get everybody presents and
make sure that the money I'm sending you go to them,
go for everybody. Yeah, do that? You an extra for her?
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Your mama? Nope, she the one got to do all
the day and work. You weren't even doing that. I
take care of all you. Hey, I asked my mama
when the last time she worried about some bills Chris
Christmas for the kids? One time my sister got bad
kid because I didn't get her nothing for Chris, I said, woman,
you older than me. Why I'm like, listen, you got
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too many kids. I ain't tell you to have all
the kids. Don't you know? Bt Christmas kids? It should
be out like I'm doing something for you. Thank you.
Christmas is for the kids, y'all. Grown people, stop acting
like Christmas for you. It is not for you. The
Christmas is for the kids. But I feel like to
like my family is so big, I feel like we
need to be what do you call it, um secret Santa?
(26:53):
Because I'm sorry like doing it. I had a large family,
why not a big family? I'm not doing. I can't
tell the last some of abou Christmas kiss straight up,
I was disgusting. I'm not doing. I love all of
my nieces and nephews. I love y'all, but yeah, my
wife gets one gift for me. Do you like all
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year though? Yeah? Like y'all y'all exchanged gifts all year around.
Yeah yeah, y'all loo good at that. But you know,
I hate to sound like the Grinch, but we gotta
put we gotta stop putting so much emphasis on mind
these presents then in the holiday season, because for one,
you ain't got it. For two, you ain't got it.
For three, you wait on them income tax. You ain't
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got that if you got to think about it. Not
getting credit card, yeah, your people do that all the time,
swiping no swipe, man, That's why I'll be trying to
be like, bro, y'all, really we grown people. You'll care
about crimin this month that you're all about to go
in debt and then you gotta wait on them income
tax to help you out of debt to do it again. Yeah,
I'm good. That's baby mama bluing season right now. Man, everybody,
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everybody have a baby mama. I mean we are inside
of coffing season right now. Listen. The only time people
want to claim their kids is their income tax season.
It's so damn shame. I hate tax season. All right.
Let's take a season though, like right before that, right before,
right right before you know what I'm saying, Like, are
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people really good at like just keeping like a coffing season,
bay in coffing season, or do they try to like
spill it over you spill it over till right after
right after like February one, and then that's when you
start the brake color process. You know, they stay up
in the break up process starts February first. I might
claim a kid about it. Yeah, they ain't there for
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income taxing, and after that they started to act up.
So you know how much money to get from income
that you know you just acted up by not replying
to Texas Delay ship like that. I'm I'm formerly a
toxic man. I can tell season what you're talking about, Like,
do you have coffing seasons? I have? Do you follow
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the cofing season rules? I don't do that. I'll do
what I want to do. Well, let's do commercial. Let's
go to commercial. We'll be right back with more of
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Alert Show. It is Sime for Baller Mail. My boyfriend
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got a job offer in Atlanta and accepted it. We
live in Charlotte, North Carolina, and I'm not sure I
want to move to Atlanta. Don't come here. We live together,
no kids, not engaged, but happy. I just don't want
to regret leaving my great job. Cool. This isn't a
better opportunity in Atlanta for me, It's only his. What
do y'all think? Stay in North Carolina? Stay in North Carolina.
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You just said everything you needed to say. Stay in
North Carolina. Let us reassure you don't take your ass
to Atlanta. And don't let him go to these clubs. Now,
he's gonna gonna know what you want to go. He's
gonna he said he got a good job. He strictly
to see Ferrari simm DJ and you know BT on
the mic flag at d C. He gonna go see
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all the big time d they go, see Sue Solo
popping bottles in hand, see all that is going on
down here. Moving from Charlotte to Atlanta, he will probably
get somebody pregnant within nine months moving to Atlanta. There's
a whole lot of things when I'm down here to
all that ratchet tree. There's a lot of man down
here too, says So stay stay your ass and Charlotte, Charlotte,
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stay up there. That's your good job. Probably got good credit, baby,
Go and get you a nice car, get your little
electric vehicle, and just forget about that man. And honestly, like,
I don't think that y'all should be in fear of
like ending the relationship because you choose not to move
back to Atlanta's old You're saying like that shouldn't be
a fear right now, Like you shouldn't feel like if
I don't move to y'all can still be in y'all
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come down here. It's over. And man just sitting on
day God down money tell with no money coming. I'm
just saying, since you're gonna have a check cha chat.
Oh the girls are gonna be on him. Oh he's raight.
Oh he he outside, he outside. It's a major competition
(31:32):
down here. Now shout him to, letting you know he's
gonna come down here and be around all the dutiful blackness.
It's over. If someone turns down a marriage proposal, is
the relationship over? Not necessary necessarily, but it could be.
I don't know. That's that's relationship by relationship case. This
man is leaving you and coming down here to a
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t L man, I listen with a good job, with
a good job. What all right, it's a lot of women.
It's a lot of women. Charlotte. Just find you a
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nice man in Charlotte, and y'all just go about your
way all right. Time for us, get up bout it here,
So solo is that drink is halfway through? She even
beat on ten to day. Give me some shoutouts, guys.
Happy holidays to everyone, whether you celebrate these holidays or not.
Hopefully it's just a good opportunity for you to spend
some time with your family because more than likely you
offer work anyway. So just going over there, make up
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with your family members that y'all ain't cool with, you
know what I'm saying. And even if you can't make up,
just come with good energy, eat the food and shut up.
I mean, just shout out to everybody, uh, you know,
for the holidays. Please understand that the holidays does not
mean that you have to go out and go broke
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for the holidays. Accurate wage, be like me. You ain't
gotta cook. Start going to a couple of places, grab
you some plates in there, you know, and bring them
back to home and um yeah, just be frugal, man,
Be frugal with your money for this holiday season, because
the recession is on the way and you don't want
to get lost in the sauce, you know what I'm saying,
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Because if you save your money, your money will save you.
Shout out to you guys, Shout out to Sue Octavia
b T. I appreciate you, guys. I've been having a
lot of fun um with our newly revamped ball Alert.
Baller Alert show in your life and my new life. Yeah. Um,
so this is all I have going on. It's about
so one time I get the CHEEKO. But I appreciate
you guys. I love the cheek by the appreciate um.
(33:46):
But I love this show too, and um, I have
fun with you guys. Every time we're in here. It's
always a blessing. So it's super dope. So I appreciate.
I'm very appreciative of you guys. Can I give you
a shout up? Shout out to you, thank all of you.
I'm thankful for everybody in the show. I hope everybody
has a safe holiday. And we gotta pep talk from NBA.
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Young boy. Hey stop the violin. Hey look at me.
I go primise shoe. It's a bigger side of light.
Stop the violence. You could be a rich nigger you hearmon,
I go promise you I'm talking about. I ain't gona
tell you what's in my bank account, beach, but hey,
stop the vidar it. Thank you. I can't get enough
(34:32):
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Hold up, hold up this, Hey, Welcome to The Ball Show.
Podcasts available everywhere you get your podcast. I go by
the name of Frice. What you know. I'm in the
building and Bet was just telling us off camera that
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you and that milk is not good for you. Milk
is definitely not good for your Milk builds up mucus,
and mucus is puss. Yeah, pretty much, it's really bad
for you. I like cheese, though, something hard for me
to let that. She's hard. I'm not gonna lie. I
can't get rid of cheese either, so you're still eating cowpus.
(00:45):
I think banana milk. I never liked milk though, I
was never I was always a kid that just never
like milk, always thought it was nasty. I don't eat cereal.
So you drink rich people of milk. Now like oat
milk and drink milk banana milk? You drink what milk? Okay,
I trust I don't drink milk. I love banana, so
I like bananimate. All right, what's gonna be? Hell a
low vibrational plates though? Thanksgiving? Oh yes, happy Thanksgiving? Happy Thanksgiving?
(01:09):
It what are you guys doing for Thanksgiving? So you're
telling me, somebody make mac and cheese a regular milk.
You're not gonna eat the mac and cheese. I am no,
I'm gonna eat the mac and cheese. But I'm saying, like,
as far as like drinking milk, I just was never
a milk drinking because yeah, if milk is an ingredient,
I'm not tripping. Yeah, well, I can't drink it or
do a full bolus. It's just a mental thing. Are
y'all cooking anything? Do y'all contribute to? I think I
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actually think this year we're crashing somebody's house, the whole family.
I think we're gonna do a lot of stuff and
then we're gonna crash one's house. But I am the
sweet potato piemaker, so I made from scratch from scratch,
baby kay. Thanksgiving, I just go to everybody's house, pick
up a plate, ly, pick up a plate. Hey, how
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y'all doing? Mega plate that I go home and eat,
and the rest of the day I probably sleep like
a beer. Were barely American food in my family, so
we don't got to the point where we're just like
cater a little bit of the American but then we
just eat foret and but I like to cook, so
it's very therapeutic for me. So I like it cook.
I can cook now I don't like doing what what
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can you cook? Name can you cook? I would say spaghetti,
but I just I just made turkey spaghetti two days ago. Okay, steak,
of course, Okay, everybody, No salmon? Oh yeah, you're not salmon.
I get you know how to cook instead of making
us guess what a trying? How about lamb chops? Uh no,
(02:38):
I've never made lamb chops. Okay, if you can cook steak,
you can cook lamb chops. I figured that same ship.
What I don't know what that is either. Something is
that you been to New Orleans? Dish yea be in
New Orleans one time? You did you stop at the
gas station to see black people? Well, I was doing
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asses and there was a lot of black people there.
You know that. You know that in New Orleans? And
you heard me, baby, they ain't them girls out there.
They're aggressive babies. Now we we we did hear a
rumor that hold on before you get sit there. Since
we're on Thanksgiving, you know what's happening around that time?
The runoff. Please always say that the judge of brother
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off race reminder. Early voting starts November. Election day is
December six. We got to go out and vote again
and we're gonna get very important. Please stay in that
line because the other folks gonna be in that line
can be in charge of your vagina. Please go vote Max.
(03:42):
From the commercials, I see clip that from the commercials,
I see herschel Walker Pen and Borces. Don't know what
he's talking about. He don't know what he's talking about.
He don't know what he's talking about football. You know,
he might not remember ship. But I just feel like
we just do every time because it is important. And
a lot of people don't vote. They don't that's all, folks.
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That's what he sounds like. People don't vote, but then
they complain about why they This person went because mother,
you didn't go vote. That's why I did. Like what
Amaretta said about it needs to be some influencers, Yes,
So I think that that definitely needs to happen in
the future. Because of course, Kanye said he's running again
and Donald Trump said he's running again. You just trying
(04:27):
to split the votes up, man. Listen. I'll tell you
right now, Kanye has no chance in the hell on
becoming the president, not the state. You know, some people voted,
Uh did a white man? I agree, a rich white man.
You're fired? Okay, you know who's not fired? Rock and
(04:50):
Blue Face they are together still. He's out of jail
and uh they're on the live going crazy? Uh, y'all
seen that. What happened on the live? Chat? Well she
I don't know what happened on the lives. I saw
the live, but I don't know what happened. Hennessy always that,
but what else? Hennessey and Hennessey make me just have
(05:13):
a good time, like hearted, Hey daddy, was it ain't
and it ain't. No, I'd be profit it's something no, no,
some West Coast trucks. I don't know, man. I feel like,
you know, people always try to make Blue Face seem
like he's he's a pill. I think he has a
(05:33):
cool demeanor, but he's still toxic. He's still roo very
much because it's like he could smile, let you and
smack you in the face. He liked her good and hot.
I think if she I've said this before, when she
comes to a healthier place in life, I think she's
going to look at him and be disgusted. I think
that he into this relationship because he can manipulate her.
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She ain't going nowhere. She's what did didn't she write?
I love you in blood and it's play come on now?
And that's how you know she loved me. That is
toxic that he is encouraging that behavior because she will.
She will smarten up eventually and leave. I just don't
know when or how soon. And I am nervous that
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I feel like she may crash out. Praying for them both, honestly,
they both need healing. What if he goes to prison? Though,
what if he goes You're not gonna go to prison.
He did laws. The laws in Vegas is a little
bit different, and um, I'll say they was breaking it
down and they was talking about the guy that actually
that he shot at was actually the aggressor because the
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video self defense. Yeah, they yeah, they're gonna just claim
because first of all, if you got a timpted murder,
bro you're not getting the bomb. But how is that
self defense? If you walk up to the car, well,
the guy pulled up to him and allegedly said they
had a conversation, and the guy drove off and he
pulled back around. So if you get into an argument
with somebody they come back. Now your life is in
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danger because you don't know this guy went down the
street and go get a gun or or you know
what the case is. And Chris Sean Rock is probably
turned on by the whole. But what I'm saying like,
if he wants to go away for a while, how
could she survive? You know, she gonna get booked. She survived?
I mean mentally, you know what I'm saying, Her life,
I don't know, dear life. It seems like for every
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people all right here? Ye oh lord, that's real. If
he gets locked up, she's gonna outdo sure like she's
gonna have his face tatted. Everyone face name. This is
definitely outdone. She'd been out Doneretta for sure. Uh. Little
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Wayne and two Chains are working on the collab album guys,
Um no thoughts on that? Are you so quiet? I
thought she was gonna say some more working on a collab?
I love that. I love longer, Redude. I think should
have been this. Yeah to Chain Style with Wayne? I
love it? White? What's up? BT? I'm just like in
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are you gonna listen to it? Probably not? I was
not saying it like that, but it's like, you know,
it's so long overdue, is passed. I mean, little Wayne,
time is never gonna pass two change, two changes. I
don't feel like the time is ever gonna pass because
they so go to them what they do. But I
feel like this is something that I would have expected,
(08:28):
you know, to happen ten years ago. Ten years ago.
I'm not I'm saying I'm not excited from the fan
perspective of being like, Okay, I wish this would have
happened years ago. You know, I agree with that, because
when you're a fan, it's like you want something to happen,
like Okay, this will be the right time to do
this right now, or like, um, what's that that mixed? Hay?
(08:48):
They're supposed to come out? I can't feel my face
with Joel's antenna, Like and Wayne that that was supposed
to come out and I really wanted that to come
out and it never came out. But let's just say
it came out next year. I'll I would be like, damn,
I'm really not that excited for it to come out.
What's a female artist do you think could do a
collab album? I want to see Cardi B and go
up and Sissor Yeah, yeah, yeah, are going to go
(09:13):
to Wrap Route. I know, I don't know that I
was gonna go to Wrap Route. Okay, now I'm a
B route. I like that and I think that'd be fine.
That's some good music right there. R and B male
R and B album be fired too, who I don't know,
division and then somebody else? Hell, yo, you know what?
(09:35):
I feel like? These I feel like these RB females.
I feel like they don't get along. Why is that that?
Because you never see them. They never collaped together. Who
like female R and B artists, I feel like they
don't really Scissor R Lenox have collaborated. There's been plenty
of fem actually, but they're not together like the female rappers. Like,
first of all, it's a lot to deal with her heartbreak,
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hotel with Whitney Houston faith. That was fine, that was fine,
That's fine, all right, Well let's let's go ahead and
move along. Todd and Julie Crisly Damn are sentenced to
uh in a bank fraud and tax evasion case. Todd
Crisley gets twelve years, while his wife Julie Cristley gets
(10:17):
seven years of probation plus sixteen months six seven years
in prison plus sixty months in probation. Damn, I got
twelve years, Julie, guys seven bro, you know what this
reminds me of. This reminds me that movie Get Hard
with Kevin Hard. Pause with Kevin Hard. What's the other
dude name? Real Feral? Because I can't imagine Todd Crisley
(10:41):
in Printon. Chill listen. If you do the crime, you
do the time, criminals. I don't feel bad with the trucks. Yeah,
I don't feel that. This is no chases my dog too.
That's my dog. But for a little let him know
what happened. Okay. So, during their three week trial, assistant
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US attorney and at least Peters claimed that Todd and
Julie submitted false documents exaggerating their wealth to banks to
borrow over thirty millions that they burned on their affluence lifestyle,
while additionally hiding money from the i R S. You
are going to jail, hide your money from You cannot
hid that money from the rs. Let me tell you.
(11:24):
Sety million and they got Western sl So they were
going in. They were going in to bags, getting loans
to sponsor a lavish lifestyle. Well they were. They were
doing false documents, so they were saying, hey, we're rich,
big loans. A black person would never falsify those types
of documents and then look going back and paying back
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the loans with other loans. And they didn't pay taxes. Yeah,
that's the main thing. You didn't pay taxes. And then
he fouled bankruptcy for twenty million. I can teach me
your ways, you know, don't know, no black person could
walk into any establishment with falsified documents. They're gonna triple
(12:09):
quadruple check those documents to make sure that they are.
They might call the police. Why are you in them?
Because you see what happened with my boy Ryan Coogler.
He couldn't even go out and go to the bank
and gettin throws the you know what I'm saying, thirty
million dollars over the course of years. They need to
be watching that boy. That man in Mississippi to know
(12:31):
what we need to be doing is watching office. I'll
see because he revealed a new love in his life.
According to the Jasmine Brand, he is an artist by
the name of Zoo. Did you guys see the picture.
I was very confused and this young man. I was
confused because you know, all gets talking riddles sometimes. So
I was like, Okay, what's he talking about? And then
I saw a clip and this this guy comes in.
I'm like, is that his brother? Like? Is he talking
(12:52):
about brother? They love? But I think this is a
publicity stunt. I hope. So the reason why I say
that is because I think what he's going to explain
the next episode is how this person, his brother, whoever
this guy is, taught him how to love in like
a brotherly way or a friendship way. I just think
(13:14):
I don't know, man, I feel like this publicity stunt.
You think if they would have stealed it with the kids,
it would have said now they would have kissed and
you you would already know what it is. But it
was a hug he said, was he loved somebody and
this person is teaching him how to love. I don't
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understand it. No one thing for show. Ain't nobody talking
about Jana No mo, Yeah, she's gonna probably cycle back around.
No no, no. If you go to our Instagram at
Faller Alert, the comments are a little bit crazy. At
Supreme Navy said, so that entanglement was with Will, but
he's also getting some support to young drove comments and
(13:57):
he said, never saw it coming, but whatever, bring you
peace and make you happy, my boy. But then other
people like that's his brother and confused Augustus. We need
some contacts, sir, We need some more contact that look
like August don't give a damn about us. I'm telling you,
I don't know. If they just hugged, they didn't kiss.
Your hug was like extra rugby. Some couples like a
(14:20):
rubby hug. I think it was just the way he
was sitting down. Yeah, it was just awkward, but it
was like a caress hug. I don't know. I don't know. Man,
this man is so different and calculated. I don't know
what his angler is. Calculate. I don't get that. I
don't know. I think he's calculated. Because when you're doing
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these reality TV shows, we don't know how they chopped
this episode up. You just never know. Because when I
was watching it and the things he was saying was
very choppy, which lets me know that they could have
edited a certain way, and this could be some information
that he could be upset about. Anyways, because he could say, Yo,
that's not what I was trying to say. But the
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way they edited, because you already know when you're doing
these reality shows, the first thing the castmember say is
they edited. They chopped to show up no whip. We
will see. I just know it's a you know, it's
a lot of females on the internet that was really upset. Okay, Well,
according to Business inside of dot Com, Kanye west Is
(15:24):
says he's selling Valenciaga, Adidas and Gap hoodies for twenty
dollars after the company's all cut ties with him. He
gave a tour around his Los Angeles workshop to do
an online news site. He showed a hundred cut up
hoodies from Palenciaga, Adidas, Easy and Gap, which he will
sell for twenty dollars. And they say designer never goes
(15:47):
on sale man Stofer, They see his ass. Yeah, he
could read sell his own clothes. That's his close. That's
how you devou your brand. And I'll say that much
period it right. He also announced his uh, man, what
I find all the reselling come back. You'll come back
(16:09):
to reseller hood. The resellers are going to do. They're
definitely gonna do that. First of all, you're gonna see
a bunch of short, big people in their bond all
the stuff. Then they're gonna be in their own town
like two thousand dollars for the hoodie. I'm telling you,
you're like, damn man, it's I mean, I'll be hating
them resellers. Man, they'd be pissing me off. But they'd
(16:30):
be going and buying that ship up in bulk and
then be selling it to the poor people like me
for too much. Now watch the mouth. It is powerfully
the facts. It is time for the curveball question of
the day, um Garbrielle Union was recently on a promo
tour and she said, question, have you guys ever minimized
(16:51):
your blackness for the comfortability for the comfortability of others? Yes? Ye?
In a job interview, Hello, how are you doing? I'm
bt my name is Byron. I would love to work
for you guys. That's a job that I really really
would enjoy being twitching so you switch to damn not.
(17:15):
I think about I cut my hair off because I
had like I had dreads in college and then I
cut them off for a job to be like more presentable.
I never wanted to cut my hair off. Now I
think about it, Damn I did that sucks. It does
really say yeah, coach, which I've definitely done that, but
I mean sometimes I'm kind of proper anyway. Um, but yes,
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what I've really noticed is that, like, if you're walking
into an elevator and it's like a whole bunch of
white people, you're You're probably gonna be like, hey, how's
it going, Like You're gonna speak right, But then when
it's black people, I feel like sometimes you don't. Um. So,
once I noticed that about myself, I made it a
point which greed everybody. I just always speak to everybody
anywhere I look, I make eye contact, I'd be like, hey,
(17:56):
how you doing that? What's happening? All right? Let me
check you in at you first? White washing it so real.
It's crazy, but you know it was. Michelle Obama said
something about that hair, about her hair because she was like,
you know, she felt like America wasn't ready for her
hair during the campaign because America wasn't you know, I
wasn't ready still getting used to natural hair, which is
that's crazy. You know, hopefully everybody will do at that
(18:18):
point where they feel free as Gabrielle does now, as
Michelle Obama does now, as Jay Z does now, to
go into a room and present himself the way that
he is. But you know, oct it's almost like they
didn't get to that point until they reached a certain
level of And that's what I'm saying. That's why I say, yeah,
everybody will get to that point where they feel free
enough to do so everybody. Everybody don't get to that
(18:40):
even look at tattoos, Like, tattoos are way more common now. Yeah,
ten years ago, it wasn't like that. If you have tattoos,
You're like, you're not getting the job. Now, people, I
see people that are at work and they have tattoos
all on their hands and everything. Yeah, I've seen somebody
that Chick fil A ain'ked up and I was like,
I love it. I love tattoos. I love how the
world is changing. But I also feel like, no matter
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what financial situation, and I just feel like we should
be able to just be free. That's true. But you know,
and going back to Coachwitch and and all that, you know,
I find myself when I was younger, and I find
that a lot of young people, especially when they grew
up with parents of gen X who tell you you
need to get a job. You know, you have to
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get benefits and retire and all that stuff. They kind
of groom you into knowing when to coach witch and
how to talk to people when you when you're growing up.
But when you get older and you're able to make
your own decisions, that's when you kind of, you know,
start your freedom journey. Don't get it wrong, now, there's
nothing wrong with I call it adapting to your environment.
(19:48):
You're not about to be around certain people and not
adapt to the situation that you're in because it makes
you feel more comfortable and it makes them feel more comfortable.
Like I'm not going to be at the company luncheon
eating like broccoli castle role Like I'm gonna cut it off.
So well, you know what, I'm right, Like, you know,
we we have a conversation. I could clot but but
I'm not going to eat your food. And that's the thing.
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It's borderline, you know, just being mannerable and having some
sense of self at the same time. You know, it's
a difference between being uncouth and having good manners and
not don't be ghetto because you might go around somebody
parents and you might not act the same way they
want to be respecting about their parents. Yeah, just a
(20:36):
respect thing. How my bottom look bottom? We respectfully? Let's
go to commercial. We'll be back. We'll be right back
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get your pockets? How do you do that? She was
talking about, how do you top list? I don't know.
Is it a makeup thing? Top thing? Anyway? Though, That's
(20:59):
what I'm saying, Like how he's doing it? That's living
in Hollywood. You look crazy. We'll be right back, but
more of the Baller Alert Show that the Alert Show.
(21:21):
I felt like, you know, since this Thanksgiving and on occasion,
I should, you know, do a game with you guys.
How about a baller black? Let's do it, all right,
take us to make us baller bled some firm some
questions surroundic Thanksgiving A black Thanksgiving. Let's see how many
of you guys answers matched? All right? How many to
go plates? Should you take? Three? All right? Should you
(21:44):
ask where a person's spouses? No? See, I've I'm from Ticklas,
so well, I don't think we're gonna have the same
answers y'all we're taking three place, and yeah, we're gonna
ask what man or your girl asked Lily. We're gonna
ask that in American culture? Maybe not all right? Next question,
(22:06):
sweet potato or pumpkin pie potato for show. I like
the smell, but I don't like to have taste. God,
how long do you eat leftovers? Three days? Two? Four days?
Here arkosof turkey sandwiches every day, Turkey soup sandwich for
(22:29):
after two days, I'm done? Especially thanks. Are you standing
in the lines for Black Friday? Yes? Yes, you standing
in line for the Black Friday to get the two
two hundred dollars sixty in? Will you talking about why
do people need a new TV every day an year?
Because black people need to find stuff to spend their
money on. Man, I'm cool online shopping cyber Monday. Me.
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I'm personally I'm stand in line, but I know my
cousins they're about to be and the TV TV. Last question,
when does the Christmas tree grow up Black Friday? When
does it go up Black Friday? It's supposed to go
up Black Friday. They go up the week before days
given alright, no way, okay, some people actually put it
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up on on things given, so the families together, they
get to decorated together. My family, boy, we're liable to
get the tree about two days before Christmas. So what
goes on your tree? You know the usual ornaments. It's
don't want to sound bogie this time. But we have
someone decorated for us. We have somebody coming. The whole
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thing up. Life has changed a lot. The peppermints go
on yours. Peppermint I eat those, so no, I'm not
on mine. Hell no, magt today they used to have
nothing edible because I'm gonna eat that ship. Yeah hungry.
I love snacks. So if it's a peppermint on on
the tree, I'm eating that. If it's when's the last
(23:57):
time y'all had a real Christmas tree? Though? That should
that should kneeze. I haven't had a real I should
be stinking, man. So you got like three days saying
someone decorating your fake Christmas tree? Yeah, why not get
a real Christmas? Should be sinking. It smells amazing. I
think I'm gonna get one this year. I'm gonna get
a real tree this year. How about this one time
I got a real tree and it smells so bad
(24:17):
I had to throw it out, and you know what,
O c T. I'm gonna put popcorn on my tree
because because you said I'm gonna put popcorn on and
uploaded online. Yeah, I want a big old popcorn peppermints. Like,
what about the little little ball? Is a little ball things? Oh? Yeah?
Then is it called tinsel? A little sparkly silver stuff
(24:41):
that you throw? Yeah, if you're being cute, little little
it's like little things ribbons, ribbons, yeah yeah, Okaya, color
coordinate to I just hope it's presidence under that motherfucker
shoot the tree be the president. That's why I ain't
got no tree. I don't be no pre Well, the
only president I want for Christmas is my electric vehicle.
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When do you start Christmas shopping? Oh? Should have started October? Sap,
You should have started in October. You start Black Friday.
That's cool, that's fine. You don't starting I tell you that.
Oh hell no, don't do that. I went to a
predominantly white elementary school, and I remember being told that
they start shopping like in the summertime. If they see
(25:25):
something and it's good, it's all, go ahead and grab
it and hold up. You see something, you know, any
time of the year grabbing hold, Yeah, you're not spending
all that money at one time and then also to
these people be hawking the prices up like closer to
the holiday season and should gets scarce too. Yeah, that's
my only thing. I'll just make it real simple. For Christman,
(25:47):
you don't get nobody none, Nope, No, what I normally
I know this. I got a nephew. So what I
normally do is I just somebody. Then I'll be like
you here, all the money, go get everybody presents and
make sure that the money I'm sending you go to them,
go for everybody. Yeah, do that? You an extra for her?
(26:10):
Your mama? Nope, she the one got to do all
the day and work. You weren't even doing that. I
take care of all you. Hey, I asked my mama
when the last time she worried about some bills Chris
Christmas for the kids? One time my sister got bad
kid because I didn't get her nothing for Chris, I said, woman,
you older than me. Why I'm like, listen, you got
(26:32):
too many kids. I ain't tell you to have all
the kids. Don't you know? Bt Christmas kids? It should
be out like I'm doing something for you. Thank you.
Christmas is for the kids, y'all. Grown people, stop acting
like Christmas for you. It is not for you. The
Christmas is for the kids. But I feel like to
like my family is so big, I feel like we
need to be what do you call it, um secret Santa?
(26:53):
Because I'm sorry like doing it. I had a large family,
why not a big family? I'm not doing. I can't
tell the last some of abou Christmas kiss straight up,
I was disgusting. I'm not doing. I love all of
my nieces and nephews. I love y'all, but yeah, my
wife gets one gift for me. Do you like all
(27:18):
year though? Yeah? Like y'all y'all exchanged gifts all year around.
Yeah yeah, y'all loo good at that. But you know,
I hate to sound like the Grinch, but we gotta
put we gotta stop putting so much emphasis on mind
these presents then in the holiday season, because for one,
you ain't got it. For two, you ain't got it.
For three, you wait on them income tax. You ain't
(27:40):
got that if you got to think about it. Not
getting credit card, yeah, your people do that all the time,
swiping no swipe, man, That's why I'll be trying to
be like, bro, y'all, really we grown people. You'll care
about crimin this month that you're all about to go
in debt and then you gotta wait on them income
tax to help you out of debt to do it again. Yeah,
I'm good. That's baby mama bluing season right now. Man, everybody,
(28:03):
everybody have a baby mama. I mean we are inside
of coffing season right now. Listen. The only time people
want to claim their kids is their income tax season.
It's so damn shame. I hate tax season. All right.
Let's take a season though, like right before that, right before,
right right before you know what I'm saying, Like, are
(28:24):
people really good at like just keeping like a coffing season,
bay in coffing season, or do they try to like
spill it over you spill it over till right after
right after like February one, and then that's when you
start the brake color process. You know, they stay up
in the break up process starts February first. I might
claim a kid about it. Yeah, they ain't there for
(28:45):
income taxing, and after that they started to act up.
So you know how much money to get from income
that you know you just acted up by not replying
to Texas Delay ship like that. I'm I'm formerly a
toxic man. I can tell season what you're talking about, Like,
do you have coffing seasons? I have? Do you follow
(29:07):
the cofing season rules? I don't do that. I'll do
what I want to do. Well, let's do commercial. Let's
go to commercial. We'll be right back with more of
the Baller Alert Show. If you cut off, you just
cut off, lost to the sounds. I'm sorry, I don't
give We'll be right back with more of the Baller
Alert Show. It is Sime for Baller Mail. My boyfriend
(29:38):
got a job offer in Atlanta and accepted it. We
live in Charlotte, North Carolina, and I'm not sure I
want to move to Atlanta. Don't come here. We live together,
no kids, not engaged, but happy. I just don't want
to regret leaving my great job. Cool. This isn't a
better opportunity in Atlanta for me, It's only his. What
do y'all think? Stay in North Carolina? Stay in North Carolina.
(30:02):
You just said everything you needed to say. Stay in
North Carolina. Let us reassure you don't take your ass
to Atlanta. And don't let him go to these clubs. Now,
he's gonna gonna know what you want to go. He's
gonna he said he got a good job. He strictly
to see Ferrari simm DJ and you know BT on
the mic flag at d C. He gonna go see
(30:22):
all the big time d they go, see Sue Solo
popping bottles in hand, see all that is going on
down here. Moving from Charlotte to Atlanta, he will probably
get somebody pregnant within nine months moving to Atlanta. There's
a whole lot of things when I'm down here to
all that ratchet tree. There's a lot of man down
here too, says So stay stay your ass and Charlotte, Charlotte,
(30:48):
stay up there. That's your good job. Probably got good credit, baby,
Go and get you a nice car, get your little
electric vehicle, and just forget about that man. And honestly, like,
I don't think that y'all should be in fear of
like ending the relationship because you choose not to move
back to Atlanta's old You're saying like that shouldn't be
a fear right now, Like you shouldn't feel like if
I don't move to y'all can still be in y'all
(31:11):
come down here. It's over. And man just sitting on
day God down money tell with no money coming. I'm
just saying, since you're gonna have a check cha chat.
Oh the girls are gonna be on him. Oh he's raight.
Oh he he outside, he outside. It's a major competition
(31:32):
down here. Now shout him to, letting you know he's
gonna come down here and be around all the dutiful blackness.
It's over. If someone turns down a marriage proposal, is
the relationship over? Not necessary necessarily, but it could be.
I don't know. That's that's relationship by relationship case. This
man is leaving you and coming down here to a
(31:53):
t L man, I listen with a good job, with
a good job. What all right, it's a lot of women.
It's a lot of women. Charlotte. Just find you a
(32:16):
nice man in Charlotte, and y'all just go about your
way all right. Time for us, get up bout it here,
So solo is that drink is halfway through? She even
beat on ten to day. Give me some shoutouts, guys.
Happy holidays to everyone, whether you celebrate these holidays or not.
Hopefully it's just a good opportunity for you to spend
some time with your family because more than likely you
offer work anyway. So just going over there, make up
(32:37):
with your family members that y'all ain't cool with, you
know what I'm saying. And even if you can't make up,
just come with good energy, eat the food and shut up.
I mean, just shout out to everybody, uh, you know,
for the holidays. Please understand that the holidays does not
mean that you have to go out and go broke
(33:01):
for the holidays. Accurate wage, be like me. You ain't
gotta cook. Start going to a couple of places, grab
you some plates in there, you know, and bring them
back to home and um yeah, just be frugal, man,
Be frugal with your money for this holiday season, because
the recession is on the way and you don't want
to get lost in the sauce, you know what I'm saying,
(33:22):
Because if you save your money, your money will save you.
Shout out to you guys, Shout out to Sue Octavia
b T. I appreciate you, guys. I've been having a
lot of fun um with our newly revamped ball Alert.
Baller Alert show in your life and my new life. Yeah. Um,
so this is all I have going on. It's about
so one time I get the CHEEKO. But I appreciate
you guys. I love the cheek by the appreciate um.
(33:46):
But I love this show too, and um, I have
fun with you guys. Every time we're in here. It's
always a blessing. So it's super dope. So I appreciate.
I'm very appreciative of you guys. Can I give you
a shout up? Shout out to you, thank all of you.
I'm thankful for everybody in the show. I hope everybody
has a safe holiday. And we gotta pep talk from NBA.
(34:08):
Young boy. Hey stop the violin. Hey look at me.
I go primise shoe. It's a bigger side of light.
Stop the violence. You could be a rich nigger you hearmon,
I go promise you I'm talking about. I ain't gona
tell you what's in my bank account, beach, but hey,
stop the vidar it. Thank you. I can't get enough
(34:32):
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