3056: He Doing the Face Under There

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I listen to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because
Rod and Karen are hot.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, welcome to the Black Out to his podcast. I'm
your host, Rod Jordan is always on my cost Karen,
and we're live on a Sunday morning, early Sunday morning,
doing podcasting.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Find us everywhere you get podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Look in the show notes you'll see our live show
is coming up on the twenty eighth. That is this
upcoming Friday, Bloominghal Center for Performing Arts. The link for
the tickets is in the show notes. By the tickets.
You don't have to be there in person, you can
be there virtually. It's at seven pm. Jail Covin is
gonna be there. He's gonna be doing a little bit
of stand up opening up for us, and then we're

(00:40):
gonna do the show. And then Jail's gonna be a guest,
and Justin's gonna be a guest, and we're gonna have
prizes and we're gonna play games, and the audience is
gonna participate. We're gonna have a ask me anything they
can ask us questions and everything. It's gonna be a
fun time. And speaking of guests that have opened up
for us in the past. Everyone fave, your favor, our fave.

(01:01):
We love him. He was voted best guest when we
used to do the Tippies, the Award show. It is
the actor of stage and screen. It is a podcaster,
stand up comedian. Chris Lambert, what's up my man?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hey guys, thanks again for having me. It's always always
a pleasure to chop it up with y'all, to see
your adorable faces. It's always good. That was I would say,
and I've said it before. That was like, uh, what
was that twenty eighteen? We did that? Yeah a minute, Yeah,
that was twenty eighteen, and that was an honor for

(01:41):
me to get to do that. And uh, your first
live show, I'm the first.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I hit it, he hit it, first shot the Ray J.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Jefferson first. It was. It was because it was a
marker in my career where it was like I was
invited to come and perform where you know, you you
kind of chase things as an in show business and
when you realize you really shouldn't be chasing it, you know,
As the Great Kendrick Lamar once said, I used to

(02:16):
want to be Jay Z until I realized Jay wasn't
me right, So I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So it's like I killed it, man, it was fun,
you said a hot bar man. Like everybody we've had
out has really like killed it. The audience has loved it.
So you know, I can't wait to see what Jal
does as well. You know, JL is a guy I
wouldn't know if not for you, So, like you really
linked that whole thing up back in the day. So

(02:42):
you know, the the ten seven Degrees of Chris Lambert
continues throughout our lives.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
We have a lot of that, don't we.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, right, everybody has achieved great heights success stop. But no,
it's cool, like that's I think that's what it's supposed
to be. And I think, you know, god, I'm getting
corny off the rip when we met from The Morning
Jones and to see how far everybody has come, and
it's just like, I guess you kind of say, it's

(03:13):
the almost the Bomani Jones universe in a lot of ways.
But obviously everybody has carved out their own space and
has done great things. But I remember just being like,
it's a testament to you know, all the bullshit that
we talk about on the internet, how it's toxic, but

(03:33):
shit Man two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Ish, and people would themselves and like you would, they
wouldn't trying to be a brand. Like some of the
people that I'm really really close to now, I literally
met them on the internet. You know, when people used
to tell you that the Internet was full of a bunt.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Now it was full of a bunch of crazies.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
But you know, back then, I used to say it
was full of a bunch of crazies when most people
was just being themselves, like naturally, even celebrities was just
being even to the detriment of some of them, because
nobody understood what the Internet was going to turn into.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
That at that time, people didn't have this. It was a.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Lawlessness and a freedom that was special at that time
that can never be duplicated again. And it was almost
like you had to be there because there is a
certain generation that never got to experience that and so
their whole life. The internet has always been a toxic place.
So when you know people of a certain age, but
like hey, dog, like I actually you know, knew a

(04:37):
person for ten years before I met them in real life,
and people go, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
You gonna know like the times have changed for good
and for bad, but they've changed.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, and in this time I think you're right, Karen,
And this time it's like it's easy to focus on
the negative. And obviously I know what's going on, and
you're aware of stuff like I listened to you guys
and find out about information, listen to the news and
different podcasts. But it's like there's some good. It ain't
all bad, right, all bad? And in a way, as

(05:11):
as black people, this being Black History Month, we've always
had adversity. We've always had, you know, people against us,
and it's a testament to us to keep moving, keep
going on, keep pressing on.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You know, you have to, because one thing I've realized
about black people and most of fresh people is that
there's always hope.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
And the Internet and the world and social media.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Their whole thing is to make you think, even at
all the bullshit that Trump and all them doing, the
whole tactic is hopelessness. And I don't think people understand
that they want you in a place of panic, they
want you in a place of hopelessness, because once you
get there, you're not you don't have any strategy. You know,
you're not planning your next move. It's like you're stuck

(06:03):
there because you're too busy looking around versus thinking of
a solution. Even if you don't see the solution, starting
something that could get the process so you can put
it in somebody's hands so they can finish whatever the
vision of the dream was.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Because that's what our ancestors had to do. Federalize.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
People died that never in their lifetime seen a day
of freedom. They will change their entire lives, but they
had to have hope that one day, one generation would
be free.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
So we have to have that same thing like you
have to.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
You have to fight against the fear, and I know
it's very hard to do because it's a mental thing.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
You have to fight against the fear. You have to
fight against the hopelessness.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You have to fight against the feeling inside of you
that just want to give up, the feeling inside of
you that says it's pointless, The feeling inside of you
just says, why am I doing this?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
What's the point?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
And you have to remember that somebody somewhere died so
that you could be here right now and have the
right to be angry, and have the right to protest
and have the right to you know, these rights that
you have. Somebody sacrifice for that, and so you have
to be willing to sacrifice for someone else. Aren't And
people now are not willing to sacrifice for anybody outside themselves.

(07:18):
They want you to sacrifice for them, but they're not
willing to sacrifice for someone else. And a lot of
times I think that that's the problem. Also, the thing
is people federal out It's community out there. There are
a lot of people that actually think the way you do.
But because everybody is so divided and everybody is in
this place of hopelessness, you're not looking for the like
minded people that are actually like, bitch, I didn't want

(07:40):
this either, Bitch I didn't vote for this either.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
I want these people out of office.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I want to do some things because if enough of
those people get together, that hope will shine. And the
thing is is out there, but people have got to
be willing to look for it. And so sometimes I'm
meteorotically talked about this. You have to learn how to
turn shit off and go look for the hope, because
if you don't look for it, it's not going to find you.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Right, all right, You're absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
That is the word for the day. Everybody passed the
collection played around. I no know how we got there,
but you know, social media has changed. But look for
the hope, everybody. Okay, now to do the sick and
shut in list, Come out, stick and in. All right, Deacon,
I guess this is Sunday. We did the show too

(08:27):
early on a Sunday. It's my bad delivering the word.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
We just finished.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
You know, we just gonna ask Chris just how's he
doing lately? But you know that feels like it's beneath
what the show is this.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
We want to know how he's doing well?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
How you How's How's tricks? House tricks?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Chris?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
It's pretty good. And I don't know if I make
this announcement now, but I wanted to make it. I
even pushed the release state of my pot out, but
I wanted to do it here. I'm going to be
recording a comedy special album, whatever you call it, and.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Exclusive, exclusive, exclusive freaking news.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
June twenty seventh, at Caveat in New York City, where
I started doing stand up. I've been doing stand up
for sixteen years, and it's time. It's time to stop
being so precious. I'm dropping it in the chat if
you live in the New York area. Yes, it's a
month past the Kendrick Lamar concert. I'm going to see Kendrick.

(09:30):
They initially scheduled the date. The first date they gave
me was like May eighth, and I said, I can't.
I don't want to hurt Kendrick and Sissa. I don't
want to smart them. You and I did not want
to do anything the same weekend that they were going
to be in town. So I was like, let me
fall back, and we settled on this date. It's two shows,

(09:54):
a seven o'clock show in a nine to thirty show.
It's me and E with Chris Lambert, comedy stories, bars, everything.
I'm giving you everything I've got. This is the This
is the best thing I've ever done. It will have
been the best thing I've ever done. At this point
in my life. I've done a lot of cool shit,

(10:15):
but it's it's time. If you've liked anything I've ever
done on this show or with Jail or Three Guys
on or seen me on TV anything.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Or your you know, your previous stand up special, fail.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Running Back, running Back, Yeah, the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, you guys can get a preview of what's to
come there. I've seen Chris perform live a few times now,
and I mean, it's always smart, it's always funny. Follow
him on social media. He's been sharing some of his
stand up clips lately. I've been cracking up Adam and yeah, man,

(10:55):
I can't wait for it, man. And you know our audience,
they show up, they support you. One of everybody's fave
guests on here. Yes, so I know this taping is
gonna be lit. Do you already have like who's opening
for you and all that stuff? Or you're working on.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
It someone in mind. I'm trying to if one there's
one person he was gonna do it, but he's not
going to be out of town, and but that would
have been crazy. But I'm I don't want to say, yeah, okay,
I'll make.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
The problem come back and come back and let us know.
We got plenty of time till this time. So but yeah,
get your tickets, man, make sure y'all show up and
support and also just to have a good time, because
you know, I wouldn't tell y'all to go see anybody
that I didn't think was funny. So make sure y'all
go see Chris. But yeah, that's that's that's dope.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I'm really happy for you, and I'm proud of you too, man,
because like you know, I know when we first talked,
you were like, I don't know, come out with a
stand up specially, I need to do like more.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
And I'm like, bro, hasn't it been like ten years?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
It was like, there's gotta be thirty minutes of shit
you can say that you can burn and just just
to have that thing out there. And one of the
things I found is like when you stop being so
press like when you put that first one out, it
takes away the like preciousness of it because you just realize, okay,

(12:20):
this part of the process. You put a thing out,
it's just a moment in time. It just captures that
there's gonna be things you look back and you're smiling
and you're proud of It's gonna be things you look
out and look back and you go, oh, I could
do better now than that, And then you just put
out another another blipping time. You just capture another moment
with the next special. And I think that's like the
key to a lot of this stuff is just like
not being too precious like you want to be good.

(12:43):
But you know, sometimes people can let the either the
allure of the idea of being perfect paralyze them, like
they're like, oh man, I need to have a perfect
If this shit is not uh Chris Rock bringing bring
the Pain, then why would I even do a specials?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Like because you're you.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
And right the same?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
I remember seeing, uh, this had to be maybe twenty fourteen,
probably twenty four early. You know, the arts are the zeros,
what are the teens? Anyway, Okay, in the teens, I
was watching Bill Burr at the Westbury Theater and Staton

(13:27):
and not Staton, Long Island, and one of my favorite
bits of his he was just starting to work on
it was this helicopter bit. And I was sitting there
and I was just like, what the fuck, man, what
am I doing? I was like, what am I doing?
Like you know, it's just like can I even? And
then I was like, no, I gotta keep going. I
gotta find what's my helicopter bit, What's my thing that's

(13:51):
gonna make you know, that's gonna push me? And it's
and it's something that you can never be big, you
can never be bigger than the art form. But to
try and I always go with that loop a fiasco line.
Improve did you improve on the design? Did you do
something new? And always trying to like push for that,
And I take it seriously. So when I'm on stage,

(14:13):
the audience doesn't you know, like I I care, you know,
but I'm I'm pouring over these thoughts or beating myself
up in the in the in the background, like in
the bat Cave or wherever, Fortunes of Solitude, whatever you
nerds like, you know, whichever one.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
I say in the Spider Man one apartment.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that one better because Spider
Man is the most relatable. Yeah. So it's just like,
you know, just kind of like, hey, man, I'm working
on this. I'm in the lab, as the kids say,
as the rappers say, and I'm working on it. And
and that that to me is the fun part. The
performance is really just the icing on the cake, where

(14:55):
it's like you've done the work and this material has
been in hostile territory where where there weren't that many
black people or there weren't any black people, and it's
gonna and it and it's battle tested, and it's gonna
be it's gonna be a good time. It's been done
in Trump Country and people will say after the show,
it was in Long Island last week. Man, your stuff

(15:15):
was so relatable, you know. I was like, well, thanks man.
The guy who was a plumber, thirty three year old
white plumber, had kids and was related, you know. And
the black people, the six black people that was there
that probably saw my black face on the on the website.
I see this guy. And then in the parking lot
they were like, man, we really liked you. Man, you

(15:35):
were really funny. And I was like, thank you. I did.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
That's dope.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Man, I'm glad to hear it. I'm glad you're doing
well as well. And uh and Brandon Collins is like
producing this.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Brandon Collins is producing it, friend of the pod and
friend of you know, the community and everything. And Jeff's
really a good buddy of mine that comes on the
pod is uh my pot a lot with JL. He's
going to be directing it. He put out his own
special last year and he's really talented. He's a documentarian.

(16:09):
And so we're gonna do this at Caveat. If any
of you were in New York City to see Drunk
Black History, they had a show there before, and I
just fell in love with that venue first of all,
going to see them right before the pandemic, and then
Brandon asked me to do a show that he was
producing for the New York Comedy Festival, and it just

(16:32):
kind of dawned on me in November where it's like
I got to try to do something, and that place,
Caveat is like a quintessential New York venue for me,
like to do comedy. It's it's like it's nondescript on
the outside. You go down into a basement, it's a
beautiful room. It's kind of like a speakeasy vibes and
you can get your drink on and watch.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Me first, because everything Brandon does is well done and professor,
you know it is, so I know you're in good
hands with that. And you know, Brandon actually was tweeting
last night and texted me that they just did drunk
Black History.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I think it was in La Yeah, and he.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Was like, YO, shout out to the blackoutis audience, y'all.
They showed up like I was deep in there.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
They was.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
You know, obviously, our audience is always extremely well behaved
and like ready to be into the comedy and stuff,
So like, yeah, man, I'm really looking forward to this. Man,
I know it's going to be super dope. How's other
stuff going in life? Man, you're still like dating, You're
still on the apps.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, I'm still on the apps, still trying to find
that one. Yeah, I had a date on Tuesday. It's promising,
oh love promising's of course.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yes, you know, I still I regret making that joke
fourteen fifteen years ago.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
That was a mistake. No what you know what I'm saying,
I'm not gonna turn away from Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
I hear you.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
No, I made I made a joke. For those that
don't go all the way back to the beginning. A
long time ago, Chris came on the show. And this
is really before I really understood the power of the
internet and the power of podcasting. But I made a
joke like Chris is here. He's looking for a white lady. Basically,
like he's into white women because he has a he

(18:26):
has a he has a thing where he talks about
like up and coming into like movie stars and stuff,
and he'll be like the white starlets, you know, the
and he calls he looks at it like you would
look at like baseball cards or NBA draft picks or whatever.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
And I took it and made it a.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Joke into like Chris just wants to marry and love
white women. And my god, the way that this joke
turned into like it went from like running joke to
people being like, so if Chris, I guess, wouldn't be
interested in this black actress or what. I was like, No,
that was a joke. It's not not what That's not
what I meant. Well, I mean I would, I would

(19:08):
tell Chris he's cute, but he only wants white women.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I was like, that was the joke, is that he
doesn't that's not what he does.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
So now and now I know it is his life, y'all.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
But now it's been it's been fifteen years, and uh
now I feel like I feel like every time Chris
comes on the show and talks about dating, he has
to be like and she was black, Yes she was brown,
so everyone knows. Okay, I'm on a three black women's streak.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Please.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
I didn't the white ladies that I did, like, I
didn't like them because.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
They were white. They just happen to be you know.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I feel like I have to. That has to be
a disclaimer every time. But now what makes the date promising?
Like what like, how can you feel the vibes of
like a promising first date versus a this is this
is this ain't going how it's supposed to go.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Man, when when she when she she texts you something
that you can't say over the podcasta and you're just like.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Oh, yeah that is.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, it might it might come out, it might be
in the special. So you have come to this. Yeah,
So I talked about it while I was at the
Comedy Celler on Friday, and it was just like what
just happened to me? Like I talk about my life.
But what makes it special promising is if you kiss
or you you set up the second date while you're

(20:33):
on the first and there yeah, and there's a there's
a vibe and you say to yourself, well I want
to see this person again, and I think that's and
she the feelings mutual. But yeah, that's definitely what.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Happened chat And if she doesn't pop a red balloon.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Face is very true. She did not bring out a balloon.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
And that's good baby, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah, that that's really good.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's really what have you learned about yourself in the process,
you know, because when people are used dating apps, you
know there's a learning curving thing that day.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
That's something that you learned.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
About yourself through the apps that you were like, oh, okay,
this is different though I didn't notice about myself.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
That's a fantastic question, Karen, And I think the very
first person I went out, because I'd been on dates before,
I never used the app. I've been different. So it's
been a minute, and it's like the first woman that
I went out with. Because you can match with people
and you could vibe you think there's something there. You
never go out. She will finds somebody that she likes

(21:39):
more than you, and she has a relationship or whatever
and moves on. But like the first woman I went
out with, I talked to her on the phone and
the first thing she said was I'm divorced and I'm
looking to get married again. And I said, well, would
you like to grab something to eat first, you know,

(22:00):
to see if you know you want to go out?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Right, let's see where we go from here.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yet, see where we go from here. Pressure.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
That's a lot of pressure, right, because I think I
think they.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Did go out she was. She was beautiful, and I
think I think your listeners can understand this. I'm trying
to compare it to I don't think I finished this game,
but in in that when that first Star Wars, what's
that Star Wars game where you're the redheaded boy from Shameless?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Oh yeah, I'll look it up, but yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Ghost of Sushma. Anyway, it's like being in a video
game when you first start off, you don't have any powers,
you don't have any Jedi survivor, and there's like some
big boss that comes at you and just like beats
the ship out of you, and it's like you can't
do anything because you don't have your skills about wits
about you, so you don't know how to play the game,

(22:58):
and so that person feats you. And then you have
to build yourself up and and and get battle tested
a little bit in order to like really find out
not just be like can I be appealing to somebody else?
But what is this? What is this woman bringing to
the table. I'm not trying all red people, but do

(23:19):
I like her? Right street? Does she like me?

Speaker 5 (23:25):
You know?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
How hard is it after a bad date to not
go home to your podcast? Mike and start a gender war,
because I feel like that has to be. Like seventy
five percent of male podcast content at this point is
coming home and being like, now, how come women's got
to have you know, it's like, damn, did you did
she just say? Don't text me? Like how like do

(23:49):
you ever have attempted to talk about your dating struggles
on the podcast?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
And you have to be like, let me delete this,
so let me let me.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
Doubt is back.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
I don't let me process this.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, I don't want to sound like these other like.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, well, you know. I talked a little bit about
one last week where I was I had double book something,
I had to postpone the date, and this woman was
she's beautiful, she was We talked on them. We just
talked on the phone twice and really great conversations, like
really cool. And I was double booked and I messed

(24:25):
up and I tried to make it right. She was pissed, damn,
And I just said on this and she was like
mad at me. Then she like went away to to
wherever she went she had to go to a wedding,
and I was like, damn, Like I like to make
it right and I apologized, and she just picked apart
everything that I said because she didn't want to talk
to me. So we were texting and I was like,

(24:48):
you know, I was like, man, I want to make
it right. And you know, it wasn't an R and
B talk down. It wasn't baby, baby, baby, I'm sorry,
but it was like, damn, I fucked up. And I apologized,
and then I got to it was like, look, if
you want to reach out, hey, And I think I
see it on the show. I said on the last
week's show, I really fucked up, right, Yeah, it really

(25:11):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Man, that sucks, But also like that's still part of life.
And I think the dating process is almost like the
interviewing process, where like if you get a job and
you're good at your job and your teenmen is late
on a work weekend a weekday, it's like not a
big deal. But if you a tenman is late to
the interview, you might not get the job. And so
it's like it's like you know what I mean, like

(25:33):
double booking happens. It just sucks that like it's first
date double booking, because then it's like, oh, now I
have every reason to extrapolate this out to like, and
you're gonna be a shitty ass boyfriend, a shitty ass
person in the first place, which does suck. And plus
you know, you never know what else other people have
been through, and plus a beautiful woman like you can't

(25:56):
they count their time different, you know what I mean,
It's like, you can't waste my time. I'm fine, what
the fuck wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah, And it wasn't just her looks. It was just like, man,
she's also black. She was very smart and it's an
intelligent and like we had we definitely had a vibe
and it was just like, damn, really, I really it
is crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Though black women do be fine and ships, it's kind
of it's kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like I was, I had this theory about like newscasters
while I was like, every black woman as a newscaster
is fine. But it's but it's I mean, they're hitting
at a very hard percent. It's just kind of insane,
and I'm just like, maybe I just think all black
women is fine or some ship because it really is
that simple where it's just like they figured something out
with this ship.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
And you do and you do have to have a
look on when camera like that.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, but it just it's like the versatility is crazy,
like like it's not a body type thing. It's not
a skin, it's not a hair length thing, like, it's
not a type of hair thing. They just be killing
it no matter what. Like I've like, there's so many newscasts.
We played a clip on the show and then I'm
just like thinking to myself, like, damn, she bad as hell?
Oh wait, what happened? Somebody shot the president? You know,

(27:12):
Oh damn happened for earthquake?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah? Oh I was you know, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, na, that's but that does suck that, you know,
you felt like you blew it or whatever, and but
you know, you live to fight another day. And that's
just another you know, another person that your move that
keeps that was between you and the person you're gonna
be with.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, and that's a part of the process because the
thing is the dating part is gonna happen. And some
of these things would have happened regardless if you used
the app or not. But I think sometimes people over
emphasize the apps, like the apps like they're just terrible, terrible,
terrible terms, Like these apps have been around too long
and too many people have met their mates and have
been married and something like that. Not trying to funny

(27:56):
for for it to and I understand it's not the best,
but you know what people I tell, So the problem
is not the app The problem.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Is the people when you go.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Also, like when you go on a date, do you
have like an outfit that's your day outfit or like
do you have like a cologne?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Like is it is it? Like you know, because you.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Know when you do when you're doing a job interviews,
if you have like an interview suit like this is
what this is?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
My do you need? Do you have to have like
a go to like fit?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
When I feel like I look good, I look exactly
so you try to get the haircut, the shape up,
or the a nice shirt usually just like jeans and
like I I'm a flannel guy and I think I
was talking about this recently where I do like in
the winter time, I do like a good flannel I'm

(28:48):
a delude trading company guy, and I think those are
those are good. I like in the summer and spring summer,
like a nice polo shirt. It's just like I do
come as me, like what I what I like and
what I feel comfortable.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
And you do you have a go to cologne.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
I do have cologne. Yeah, I don't know. One is
a I think one's like a Bulgarian, the ones, the loop?
How much?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
How much cologne do you put on?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Is it like a spray on the wrist and spray
in the air and walk through it? Like or do
you or do you do like me in high school
where you just bathed yourself, please pour it on the
top of your head and let it run down your
entire body and then wonder why you have a headache
five minutes.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Later, you.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Like, ex body spray.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I won't listen if a woman ods ain't watering this,
she ain't feeling the colone.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, I need to at least be coughing.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Somebody need to be coughing her or me. Somebody you been.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Talking on the phone and like, uh, this one.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Particular get in their filter the car.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
She was like, I like a man, Like she I
like a man that smells good. You'd be surprised to
how these guys are. And I was like, I was
thinking about it because normally he's like I just put
the cologne on like I normally, you know, you put
I think my dad taught me just like the I
think the neck, and then like the wrist, and then
a little bit on this like the on the shirt.

(30:26):
But I was thinking about that that that the date
that I went on, she really emphasized she likes it.
And then and and then like she said, uh, she
did say on the dishes, you you really smell good.
And I was like, when a woman like my ex
when when we went out on our first date and
I knew she was going to be a problem. We

(30:47):
didn't kiss on the first date, but we had a
really nice hug and she was like, you smell good.
And I was like, oh my god, yeah, it's going
to be a problem.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Women likes else.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Nine months later we found out that she no, no,
she texted me, uh that a couple of days ago,
my extend.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
That's how it was.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Always.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
You was happy you had went on a promising date.
And then it's like business somewhere. I don't know if
it's that AI, if it's serious something.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
She gotta got an alert.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
She gotta remind on her Facebook, like remember a year
ago or whatever it was, just like I need to
call him.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Apple makes it hard for you to get somebody out
of your life and it'll say, it'll say you delete,
you take the number out of your phone.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
And then it's like Apple has its own memories.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
And I remember because you know, like you know, like
I love this woman, a part of me that still
loves her, like this is a woman that the phone
the phone honest, to be honest, to be really out there.
I was like, oh, I can be somebody who loves
somebody and puts them before myself and I and I

(32:08):
was had weak moments where it's like I tried to
call her in this December, she didn't pick up, and
then she was it's like you took me off of
you deleted me from Instagram.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I was like, I was trying to heal nothing nothing personal.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, it's like I'm trying to heal. I can't see
your little face on.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
My and so that's why you got to Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yeah a lot of times I just mute people.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
I was like fuck it, I'll do I'll delete the number.
And then you know, I was just looking at my
phone and I saw a text come up. I was like,
all ship and then and then Apple will say maybe
it's they that.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
It is yeah, okay, right, because they then they be
like they'd be like, do you want to accept the
new updated contact details?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Yeah, when they change their pictures, it's.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Like a picture her in a dress looking like Journey
smoke Lett last night.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Then oh I missed that. I got we got to
go over that.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I have never seen cleavage cleave like this said that
ship was cleaving like a motherfucker dog.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I was like, what is having And don't take no
photos and no pictures. Like I said, Apple has his
own memory, so period you you hit your phone and
it be like you remember when you took a whole
bunch of ass pictures on this day.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh yeah, I didn't even know she could do this.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
And because like she's a very like she's kind of
like tiny, right, like you're just like she's always I
wonder if she's.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Just well yeah, I knew she was cute, but I
just wonder if it was like a like, if this
is actually acting. She's such a good actress. She made
her boobs act huge.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
They need then they need their own script.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah, she was, she was the character. It's just a
method acting.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
She was like.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And also, uh, you know, I spent some time, you know,
studying breast moves and now you know I did some
breastwork and ain't nothing wrong with that. I'm gonna get
different roles, but yes.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yes, and she's a mom and a lot of times
women get better they have kids and like, yeah, I remember,
I remember this woman, this girl when we were we
were in high school. She was always cute. And then
one time, it's like ten fifteen years later, after high school,
we were like in our maybe twenties or thirties. I
ran into her. I was like, Jesus Christ, you're You're

(34:31):
a real woman.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Well it's funny though, that because the thing that Apple
will also do is if you go to your photos apps,
it creates its own memory collages.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
For you with music and everything.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, and it has music. And the thing is it
doesn't name it anything that would be like you and
your ex. It names it like, uh, summer at the
New York Central Park zoo. Yeah, because it knows where
you are and you're like, and you're like, what was
I doing?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Oh it's me and my Oh yeah, I remember we
had those churros.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
The first chords of I Wish I never met her?

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Yeah, I stopped right the song.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
The song the song is like missing you or some ship,
so speaking of of which do you ever sing on
the dates, because like you also can sing your actor
and all this stuff. I'm sure it comes up. Do
you ever have you ever whipped out the singing voice

(35:33):
on them?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Sometimes when they if they asked or something, I said,
there has to be some No, I shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Say that chemistry.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, I'm not gonna Yeah, sometimes they make you sing.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Richard Pryor did say you gotta sing to get some.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Say that. Yeah, you do whatever, you use whatever you
got in your arsenal to show them a good time.
And yeah, yeah, man.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Like when they ask you the scene, do you pretend
to not want to or do you like step into
it like spotlight? He pull out a microphone from nowhere
like a spotlight, ask me to do this.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
It's like you had your own spotlight. It's been there
the whole time.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Girl, have you ever met somebody with the because you know,
you've been in the public eye, You've been like out
in the public. Have you ever met somebody that's like, oh,
I know you from television and from comedy or anything
like that yet, because you know that.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Kind of goes with the process.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, like I am not I am like not famous.
There have been some women that say, oh, you're famous,
or a woman recently said, uh, I mean you know
you're you're a public figure. So if something happened to me,
you know, they know. And I was like, Jesus, I
just want to get you a burger.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
And how do we go here?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
She wasn't. She was just saying she was she was chill.
She was just like, I'm not, I'm not worried about
it because you're you're kind of no.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
It's always the reason that it's funny to me is just.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Life for women is so scary, and every once in
a while they give us men like a small peek
into it, and it's something they take. It's something that
they have to constantly assess all the time. Yes, you know,
even as a black man, it's something I assessed sometimes,
but it's very specific situations that I even think.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
About my safety like that.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
But every once in a while without especially if they
like trust you or they like you, they'll just kind
of like let you peek into their brain for a second,
and it's you know, it's like it's like they're living
as a central character and a potential true crime documented
all the time.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
So It's like I can always be a victim. That's
how you wake up every day.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yes, like talk to it.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
They're just like, oh no, it's fine because I told
several people we were out where I was before we went.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
On a date.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
And you're like, oh yeah, sure, totally understandable. But also
holy shit.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, people people take pictures of tags and to their
friends and shit like that. They go, know, if something
happens to me, they gonna know what's happening, right.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah, some of some like you because I'm a I mean,
Maryland is on the Mason Dixon line, but I still
consider myself a Southern gentleman. I was raised by one.
And it's like you and then like growing up wherever
you grow up in the suburbs, when you start dating somebody,
you pick them up, you know, and in the city

(38:45):
you're in a city area, and it's like, I could
pick you up. But it's not like trying to be
creepy or anything. He said, well you could. Some some
will let you pick them up like near where they
live or or like you meet them somewhere, you meet
them at the rest of or the spot wherever it is,
and then once they get comfortable with you. You could
take them home or you could like like they'll give

(39:07):
you when you exchange numbers on the app, they'll give
you a Google Voice number if they trust. If they trust,
and then they'll give you when they give you your
regular number, You're like, gotcha, bitch, And then like, right,
I was crazy the whole time, right, And that's that's
it that men don't think about men.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I think men think about it, but they don't think
about it from the respective, Like men think they're the exception, right,
like even like I'm sure even crazy dudes think that exception,
but like a lot of men are like, but I'm
not like that. But it's but that's not where you
need to get caught up, you know. And I think
the good dudes, good people, smart people don't get caught

(39:50):
up in that. It's like yeah, of course, you know,
you know, like let's let's let's meet in a neutral location,
like it's a gang fight. I don't I don't nobody
want to hur like I meet you now because I
can only speak for myself, but like I don't ever
want to be somebody's fucking like reason to be scared,
you know what I'm saying When I know, walking by myself,

(40:13):
if there's like a woman walking along ahead of me,
I'll like either slow down or like riskly try to
pass or cross over to the other side of the.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Track, because it's just like, I'm not trying to.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Be a fucking weirdo, and I don't want you thinking
like I don't want to even disturb your groove, like
continue to about your life, agreed. You know you're coming
in like a convenience story at night or something, or
someone's pumping gas. I'm like, I'm not even looking over man,
I don't even want you to think that. I'm like, hey, hey, lady,
yeah you need something like Nope, I don't want to talk,
you know, yes, yea.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
And sometimes it's very frustrating because I remember this happening
years ago. I was at a stoplight and a car
for the dudes pulled up beside me. In the whole
time they was trying to get my attention. Now I'm
in the car by myself. I flat ignored them the
whole time, and a second I could go.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Through that light. I went through that light.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, because in my mind was like, I don't know
what you want is a bunch of y'all I don't
want whatever you're trying to sell.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
I don't want it. And it's more y'all than me.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
You're like, in my mind, it's like you for one,
you you're going panic mode exactly.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I think like I'll just say
because I'll tell women, I'll say like, hey, if it
doesn't work out, then uh yeah, I'm not gonna stalk you.
You there's a couple of calls that I have to
come do that I shall be disappointed. But if I
drive past your ait or something, I'd be like, I

(41:38):
had a couple of good nights and chalk it up
to that, or I was talking to one of my homies.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
That's the other thing too, to being a comedian give
you license to make Like is it easier to be
like I'm gonna have a couple jokes. But it's not
like it's just jokes. It's not I'm not really you know,
serious about.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
It yet well you know it's it's kind of like
you it's it's a kind of about as a comedian, like, yeah,
maybe I get a story out of it, but it's
really like trying to live the full human experience.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
And then what I mean, what I mean is like,
do they expect you to be funny or do they
is there leeway for like you make a joke that
you know where they're like almost like expecting you to
be funny and make jokes about stuff.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I think sometimes they think that, but like that's just
like that's my one of my jobs, right and one
told me this woman I went on a date with
this past week, she said, you know, I can tell
you you're you're probably really funny because you don't really
try to crack jokes.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Hanging out with Chris is funny because Chris is not
on no, Like it's not like I never feel like
he's doing a bit on right right now or he's
about like you know, some comedians do this. Sometimes you
have friends that are comedians where you're talking to them
and then you realize like halfway through, like this nigga's
just doing a bit, Like I'm not. I don't even

(43:05):
need to be here for this ship.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
You know.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
It's like, Amen, you watch any of them NBA games, like, yeah, man,
I saw the Lakers play the Man. You know what's
crazy is they got such and such on.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
The floor, Like how do I get trapping a ten
minute set.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, but yeah, right, And I always just wonder, like,
on a day, if someone knows your community, if it's
almost almost expected for you to like you need to
be funny and cracking jokes, or is it more like, oh,
thank god you're not here doing working out material on
this date, you know?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, Like I think it's just I try to you
don't try to make him laugh or have a good time,
but like I don't try to force it. And I
think one of it's one of the reasons is because
I went to theater conservatory where I was around people
that were always on, and it was just like, I
don't want to be that dude, Like I love performing

(43:56):
just like everybody else here, but you just don't want
to be you don't want to be that guy, uh,
because that could be annoying but okay for me, for me,
everybody's everybody's different. But yeah, so you would.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Sing to get some but not cracked jose to get some.
I got it now, I'll figure it out.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Just think that women black women, I guess.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Uh, Chris, do you Chris?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Can you sing me something?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I wasn't prepared for this.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I love every first time, like.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Phone niggas come from behind.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Like they like R and B, they like you know
they you know, it's not that white women don't like it,
but it's just like this is hard. You can kind
of yeah, you can tap in or I think it's
just that would be funny.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
If you go on a date with a white lady
and she does the like, oh can you sing? And
then you sing like Nirvana or some shit.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Hey, that's hilarious. I only know.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I only know two white songs.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
That's all I know. Hey, a Chris, I've been out
in the dating world.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Have you ever met a woman that's actually really funny?
Because you know, women are really funny, but a lot
of times when it comes to dating and dates, a
lot of times some women kind of calm that down
because a lot of men are intimidated by very funny
women and so, you know, so I'm asking, like, have
you ever interacted with a funny woman? I mean, and
you're a comedian too, and so is one of the things, well, oh,

(45:45):
it's a respect thing versus a lot of men have
egos about a woman that is actually funnier than them.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
See that for me, Like a woman that's funny that's
a that's attractive to me, that's a turn on. So
I'm I don't and and for a long long time,
what I had to realize was like, I'm attracted to
women that are artistically talented like that. So it's kind
of like and then you're kind of trying to date

(46:12):
people that are in your circle, and it's like, I
don't know about that, Like I'd rather just kind of
date somebody that was not really in the industry. If
something happened, that would be cool.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
But like, I feel like there's also mad funny people
that just aren't in the industry.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yeah, there's just some people that like that are funny.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
They're not trying to do anything, but they're just yeah,
funny is funny anyway.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Right, But women that I've met like that have been funny,
Like yeah, like I think it's cool when they have
like a personality or something. I shouldn't be the one,
not not just as a comedian, but as a man
to do every can you what are you bringing to
the table, like as a woman, not just your right,

(47:00):
not just your private parts, it's like, what do you
And it's not like it's not even like a financial thing.
It's just like, what do you bring to the table
as a person, How are we gonna? Yeah, how can
we feel?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I feel like I know there's people that prefer the
seriousness of things, but I know I need somebody that
that's funny because I need to always have that accessible
like like I don't like, I know there's people prefer
different shit, but like I do not understand how people

(47:33):
are just like the serious people all the time where
right you know you see it, you know on TV
shows and ship where you're just like, this is a
very serious adult relationship.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
I used to be like that.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
They don't make jokes and they don't nothing's funny to them.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
You got high blood pressure, high cholesterol, you're about to
punch and fight everybody in your family because you have
no way to release the ship just happening in your life,
not my ship.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
But yeah, it's like, oh, I'm sorry, no, no, no, you
gotta go ahead. I'm just gonna say. You know, we
talked about how the world is crazy and everything, and
you just need that your little piece of heaven, you know,
when you're with when you're with this person, like you
can feel like, yeah, it's never going to be perfect,
but you have a connection with that person, you could
love on each other and deal with all of that

(48:17):
bullshit together.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
It is a social media and the internet like affecting dating,
Like does that stuff ever come up? Because I feel
like if you log on the social media, it feels
like everything is man versus woman, especially black man versus
black woman all the time. And I know people do
consume that content and there's a lot of like projection
that happens, right Like somebody will make it what I

(48:38):
call a skit and it's just like, you know, man
finds out baby isn't his and I'm like and then
absolutely started recording at the exact right time to capture.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
All of this, and.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
You know, like and it basically, but people will take
those things that often fake. You know, it's the pop
in the balloon thing. They'll take that at an extrapolay
right there. Like I hate when men be having jobs
but then they come in with shoes, Like yeah, but
doesn't a lot of men have jobs and shoes And
I hate it and you're like, damn. And I feel

(49:12):
like that online environment can make you feel like dating
must be terrible and everyone must hate each other and stuff.
So is that an effect that is that even a
thing that comes up in real life on days or
is that does everyone think it's silly like if it
does come up or people like, you know, this is real,

(49:33):
I got I need a red balloon to pop on
your ass.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
I think I think sometimes it does. Like in my
last relationship, it was like we I would not consider
myself to be a but I'm above that Internet. Some
of that should be fun and looking looking at it
or it's fine, but it's like I think there was
one woman that said, like brought up the masculine woman

(49:59):
or the feminine you know, like where like they say
they try to say that black women are too masculine
and the way that they talk. I think woman brought
that up one time and I was just like, uh,
I think it's just just be yourself. A man is
ultimately going to be a man and a woman is
going to be a woman. But I think they I don't.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I don't know, like nobody's ever quoted Kevin Samuels to
you on a date.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Nothing like that did the joking joking like my acts
would we would like you man. I think one woman,
I think I don't think I ever went out with her.
Because some women. So, women you got to worry about
being murdered or assaulted. Guys we worry about, like get

(50:50):
concerned about being catfished or or something or or or
what do they call it, neighborhood fished or something like that,
where like I'm matched with this woman one time and
thought she lived in Newark, New Jersey, beautiful woman. And
I was like, oh, wow, okay, cool, you're let's let's
you know, talk, and we're talking. She's like, actually, I'm
in Canada. I was like, wow, you like they because

(51:13):
they'll say like I live I'm in New York all
the time, or I'm in this area.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
All the time in hard right, So that's not the same, right.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yeah, Like that's hours in a commute. So, and just
talking to her and she mentioned because Kevin Samuel said,
I was like, oh boy.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah, yeahs like she don't know that's a red flag,
like you say, you.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Say, doctor samb a conversation is officially.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
What there's like there's there's a man that like that
that type of ship that I'm sure are like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Kevin Samuel's exactly, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Girl, because you ain't worth shit, bitch, I'm gonna dog
you out like, but but I feel like for a
lot of dudes, well for a right minded person, it's
like that's a red flag.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
You be listening to this crazy man, right.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Yeah, I mean it's crazy. It's it's wild man like
the way that that guy has his influence over people
in this and it's people trying to take that spot. Yo.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Had nobody got the crown yet, but they is fighting
and there's some.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
People out there that's pretty good. Like it's not Kevin Samuels,
but it's just like, hey, you want to try to
improve yourself, do this or respect yourself, and if you
don't respect yourself, you can't like respect the woman.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
And they have seven seven eight followers on to his
thirty seven.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Million, you know, because they're they're being reasonable out.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Here, saying nuanced and smart shit, saying y'all ain't he
was out here saying like yeah, He's like, well, do
you have at least big titties? No, kill yourself, bitch,
kill yourself? All right, Next caller, I'm like, bru, what
are you doing?

Speaker 5 (52:54):
What is happening?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Who's listening to this guy?

Speaker 4 (52:55):
He was amazing on Atlanta though he.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Was he was always remember that that's what killed performance.
That's what Kearny was. He he went out, he was celebrating.
He went and got him a Latin woman because he
lied to you all about dat black women.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Was a Latin woman.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
She wasn't black.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, and you know how he died on top of her,
exactly just like color purple.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Anthony Mackie.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Have you seen the New Black Captain America yet?

Speaker 4 (53:25):
I did?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
All right, I don't. We did our movie of you already.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Uh I just I had a tweet that went extremely viral.
I had to mute the tweet because they released a
picture of him in the costume. The thing I noticed
the pot It was like he doing the face under there.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Yes he is in my eyes, he doing tell like
that face.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Everybody, damn, this ship is now at the eleven point
three million views, all right.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Every I was as soon as I saw it.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
I didn't explain what the face was, but everybody know
the face shot through the fan. Great uncle Bob, who
did this photoshop of it?

Speaker 5 (54:08):
You know that's what his face looked like. F under
that mask. He doing the face, Yes, he always looked
like that.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Somebody still, man.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Everybody start resharing it without his without his like because
he doesn't tag his stuff. Yeah, I always retweet him,
but I don't think it, you know, does enough. And
plus the internet, like people actually stole my tweet like
they were people all of a sudden making the same
observation because they've seen how many views I got.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Well, I just.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Love that everybody can tell the face that I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
It's just his face. Nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
It's just he's that's that's his face.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Yeah right, I think he knows it.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
He's heard about it, but he says.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
He says that he doesn't understand what's funny about it.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
He don't get the joke.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
And I'm like, yeah, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
I don't tell you that shit is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
That face be making funny and shit, bro, it's the lip,
It's the everything. It's the lips, it's at the angle
of the head, the eyes, it's everything about that face.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
It's like he knows something that that you don't know.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Does? It makes it cracks me up every single time.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Man, like he was about to drop the tee if
he keep talking, right, They don't know I spade tight,
you know.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, we about to rum bosting on them, right, and
then make that face.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Let's talk about some other stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I'm gonna play a beat here so that we can
insert commercials later.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
We'll be back in about thirty seconds.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Everybody, all right?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
The struggle is real and it still continues for actor
Jeffrey Owens, or is it Jeoffrey.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Owens jeffs again?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Whenever they spell it with the G, it always fuck
me up.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Jeffrey Owens said he struggles every day to make ends
meets even since it's viral twenty eighteen Trader Joe's photo
and Nicki Minaj's donation to him.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
You guys may remember him from The Cosby Show.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Remember that video went viral in twenty eighteen because somebody
showed him working at Trader Joe's and then everybody was
making jokes about it.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Then he end up getting like a part in Tyler Perry.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
I think Tyler Perry invited him to join the cast
of The Has Have Not, And Nicki Minaj donated twenty
five thousand dollars to him, and he actually donated her
money to the Actor's Fund in honor of the late
Earl Hyman, who played Cliff Huxb's father on The Cosby Show.
He said, at the time, it seemed like the right
thing to do with Nicki Minaj had hired me for

(57:17):
a project to pay me twenty five thousand, I would
have thanked her for the work, but this felt different.
But he has since returned to working at Trader Joe's
and said he's actually better off now than he was
when he participated in the show, and explained the misconception
around actor pay right.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Yeah, but particularly with the writer strike and the actors strike,
even a lot of the celebrities started posting them checks.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
That was a hey, y'all, Hey, y'all, these residuals is
one scene.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
It's not even rough the paper, like, you know, like
they was like, y'all think this is big time money
and it's not not for everybody.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
And I'll say the friend of the show, the Great
Janelle James, had this quote. I'm gonna paraphrase it, but
she said on Facebook before she up and she said,
she said, I love seeing my friends on TV, but
I know that six months ago that check's already been

(58:11):
That check that they got was spent about six months ago, right,
you know, this real shit And it's like as somebody
who's been a day player, who is a day player,
I come close to stuff, but you know, we're working
on a ship. But it's like it's hard, and I
can imagine this guy, you know, they thought they were
making fun of him and that helped boost his career.

(58:33):
I mean, he's on Pop, he's got a couple episodes
of Papa's House. But you know, it's hard out there
and you can't just You would have thought that the
actors and writers strike and the pandemic would have demystified
show business in a lot of ways, but it still hasn't.
And it's like Rod, you know, you and I think

(58:54):
the last time you were on the show, but we talked.
Y'all talk about it on here, we talk about it
on my show. It's like it's not COVID has messed
up a lot things and entertainment, the way movies are released,
the way they come on video. Like that movie Companion,
which I thought was a fun movie two weeks in

(59:14):
the theaters on VOD now.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Right, you don't give it time, You don't allow people
to actually go to the theater, and then you know
everybody's talking about the theaters are dying.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
It's like, yes, nothing's in the theater long enough.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Like, if I don't go really the first or second
opening weekend, I really might as well just wait till
it comes on streaming.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I just saw Flight Risk the other day, that Mark
Wahlberg movie. I watched it on streaming, like two three
days ago streaming it.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, it was just speaking the.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Time, making hard. It's hard to make ends meeting people
out here. Struggling Police are scrambling to identify a woman
who poached one hundred thousand organic eggs from a Pennsylvania
protein producer. They estimate the current street value of the
eggs is forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Damn, it's serious. I hear in the game street, ain't it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
But that figure could increase based on skyrocketing prices.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Yep, that's why they post them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Investigators say Pete and Gary's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Organic Eggs was victimized Saturday evening when one of its
distribution trailers was burglarized. The eggs were swiped from outside
the firm's headquarters in Greencastle, a borough of south central
part of the state. Pennsylvania State Police officials have asked
the public to contact them if they have any information
on the theft. I just feel like it's an Ocean's

(01:00:31):
eleven type, Like this was a heist. This wasn't just
somebody's I'm stealing a few eggs. They had some inside information.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Yeah, you had to be prepared to eggs's fragile, so
you know, they had to be prepared to move a
whole bunch of fragile ass eggs somewhere.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, it's some Domlet Toretto. Yeah, it's gonna be the
next legs, fast and furious. They're gonna be stealing eggs,
be driving twenty miles an hour though, so they don't
crack them, bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
One omelet at a time, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Time.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
And I'm an egg Eggland's best guy, so that that is.
It's up there. Those prices are expecially, I was in
the grocery store yesterday and they were like due to
the bird flu and whatever all that stuff, the prices are,
you know whatever, And there weren't that many eggs on
the shelf. It's like, it's uh, eggs on the shelf.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I went in there the other day there were no
eggs on the shelf, and then there was like quail
eggs and shiit I was like, well, I'm not breaking
that whole food I was at public Public.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
I was like, I'm not breaking They had them at.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
The one I'm at. I'm like, I'm not breaking thirty
seven quail eggs to make one sandwich. Like that's crazy.
If you can beat first of all, if you could
afford quail eggs before the eggs shorted, you was already rich,
Like who the fuck life?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yes, And the thing is that they say, we ain't
seen nothing yet because the market really hasn't corrected for
the bird flu yet. That's what the people to realize, Like,
right now we're literally just selling what we have. Eventually
it's going to be the point, well we ain't got
no eggs for y'all because now we haven't replaced what
we had.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah, but that's what the bad guys out here winning.
They're stealing eggs and they're selling them. They're probably selling.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Them out in their jacket pockets out at the mall.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Like because.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Because shout out to Keith Blair, because he he gave
he gave me a pan recommendation from Amazon that ship
still work, and I got one from my mother too.
Technically is for me when I go home and I
want to make a good omelet. It does not stick.
You put that buttering and.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
What kind of pendies?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
I'm on, I already had no chest.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
It's I can, I can. I think I can find
it too. Just to let everybody, all of you elite
rich people with your eggs, I put it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
But it is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
It is kind of interesting because I just feel like
the second hand egg market about to take off.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
People about to be buying loose eggs. I think.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
You're gonna be going to your your local bo dagger, like,
let me get two eggs.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Bro, they do that. Yeah, they said, that's what they
they sell eggs.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Like like next time you go on the next time
you have a date and it's promising, and you get
to that second or third date and it's like, look,
come over, let me cook for you. If you make
him an omelet, like, bro, they gonna they're gonna be
like this motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
He got Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Okay, this man made me a three eggs omelet. Okay, girl,
I didn't know he had it like that. Comedy must
be working out, must be nice. If you, uh, you
go on a date, you bring a grocery bag with you, like, oh,
excuse me, let me put my eggs down.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Just had a whole dozen.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
I'm sorry. Maybe I was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Running a little late.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I had to do a little you know, I had
to do a little shopping on my way home.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
That doesn't great A yeah, you know, that's just me.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
That's how I do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
That's as you know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
I like them. I like them organic because I eat
them before they be.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
They don't spoil on me, and if they do, throw
them out because I gotta like that. Ri Ris Gilligan
calls for writers to cut back on villain stories amid
current political climate. They've become aspirational.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
He says, I get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Well he made breaking bad better call Saul. I mean,
I feel like he uh, he would know. He definitely
ushered in an era of bad guys stories, he said,
But all things being equal, I think I'd rather be
celebrated for creating someone a bit more inspiring. And twenty
twenty five is time to say that out loud, because
we are living in an era where bad guys the

(01:04:58):
real lifekind are running them up. Bad guys who make
their own rules, bad guys who, no matter what they
tell you, are only out for themselves. Who am I
talking about? Well, this is Hollywood, so guests. But here's
the weird irony in our profoundly divided country. Everybody seems
agree on one thing. There are too many real life
bad guys. It's just we're living in a different reality,
so we all got different lists. He added that while

(01:05:19):
he didn't know the solution, he says a writer speaking
to a room full of writers, I have a proposal.
It certainly won't fix everything, but I think it's a start.
I say we write more good guys to big applause.
For decades, we've made the villains to sexy, with Darth
Vader and Hannibal Lecter as examples. Viewers everywhere, all around
the world paid attention. They say, here's this badass I
want to be I want to be that cool. When

(01:05:41):
that happens, fictional bad guys stop being precautionary tales that
they are intended to be, God help us.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
They become aspirational.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Can I'm saying I'm conflicted because my thing is storytelling.
Is storytelling like in my mind, you know, allow them
artists to tell the story however they want to tell it,
and guess what they have been stories like that, but
you know what they do, They overlook them. They don't
get green lighted, you know, because people make decisions. Because
I'm pretty sure what he's demanding has been pitched, has

(01:06:16):
been at some executive dance. Like all the years people
have been writing, nobody is doing what he said.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
I I think he is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
So he's winning an award and he's given a speech
after winning an award, and you know, he's using it
to inspire people, and I think what he's saying, I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Think there's a validity to what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
I think people like Tony Soprano, people like you know,
a dude from Breaking Bad Walk, even the Boys, a
lot of this stuff, and it has become like a
deluge of bad guy content, Okay, you know power, you know, Uh,
there's just so there's so much at this point that

(01:06:55):
it's almost cliche that the protagonist is the bad guy,
you know, in the its own way Righteous Gemstones, which
is amazing show, one of my favorite shows, but the
bad guys are the protagonists of these shows. And I
can understand why he's saying, like, maybe it's gone too
far in this direction now because so much of the

(01:07:16):
content is that to the point where even our heroes
are bad guys. Like I would say the Snyder era
was very much heroes are kind of bad guys. Yeah,
you know, and it starts to corrupt the narratives of
good and bad, and it does become a bit aspirational,
you know, it does become like, how many people have

(01:07:37):
breaking bad shirts and it's got Walt on it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
How many people hate Walt's wife.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Because she was the one going, I didn't marry a
fucking drug dealer, and I don't think this is okay
that you're out here selling meth to the community and
hiding it from me, and people are like, God, I
hate that bitch Skylar to this day, like it does
you know how many people hate it Melo Soprano Tony Sopranos'
wife where they're like, this bitch won't even let him

(01:08:03):
just like fuck side chicks and kill people on the weekends.
What's wrong with her? And now she wants having affair.
Jesus Christ, She's the worst. So I do think there
is something to it where it went from a like
fifty to fifty thing. They're like so overrepresented with the
negative with the bad guy as the protagonist stories.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Yeah, I think you're right. I mean Tony's Tony Styles said, yeah,
folks don't find Ataicus Finch engaging. That's a good that's funny,
Like I think you speak to it. It's kind of
I felt like it started in nineteen ninety nine when
The Sopranos came out and when this Mel Gibson movie

(01:08:48):
called Payback came out, and I remember the articles being
written about it, and it was just like the bad guy.
What makes this guy? He's complex, he's this, he's that,
all of these anti heroes, and that's been twenty six years.
For twenty six years, like we've heralded all of these people,
Maybe it is time to do that. And and Vince

(01:09:10):
Gilligan always seemed to me to be like from interviews
and just listening to him talk, seems like a relatively
righteous dude. And the if you look at what happened
to Walter White, you look at what happened to Uh
Saul h and it didn't end with And it's like

(01:09:30):
how Denzel feels about like Alonso from a training day
where he wrote on the script the Wages of Sin
is death right, where this guy has to have his
come uppance or as as gregarious and as amazing as
that character was, he had he had his downfall. So yeah,

(01:09:52):
I mean, I think I think that is that is
interesting and and I think the puzzle to figure out
is how to make that Atticus Finch type guy interesting.
Atticus Finch was a good dude, and you you know,
you can you can always pick apart. You can pick

(01:10:15):
apart a great piece of work like h to Kill
a Mockingbird and the person who wrote it didn't seem
to like black people. So it's like you could easily
pick that apart, and there's things you could do, But yeah,
you can make these people interesting. And I thought one
of my favorite shows, Mayor of Easttown that Kate wins

(01:10:36):
the character was great. She was flawed, she did some
she bent the law, and as a person, you know,
you could easily try to say something like that might
be compaganda off off of like a a on a
macro level, but you look at this woman who's trying,
who's troubled.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
And mean, but also like like not to let the like,
let's not let the voices from the internet end on
the conversation, because like nobody here would think, oh you
mean that copaganda, like some asshole would say that on Twitter,
But in real life, people want if my loved one
gets killed and the police are investigating, I would like
them to find out who fucking did it. I'm not

(01:11:16):
gonna be like this is copaghanda right and then and
this art reflects that in that And I love the
point you made, which is even our traditional good guys
can be complicated.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
They can have moral gray areas.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
So it's not like a having a good guy or
a person who is trying to do the right thing
is necessarily making something bad or cliche. Much of much
of the art that we think is great, you know,
a lot of MCU stuff is like shades of gray
and these heroes, but they're trying to be heroes as
opposed to these shows that the protagonist is trying to

(01:11:52):
be a bad person. It's like, how can we watch
this bad person win and get away with it? Which
is mostly what people are rooting for or is like
because it's because if you present them as the protagonists
and you make all their needs the needs of what
the audience views the show through, you end up rooting
for the bad guy. I know because I came into
Breaking Bad late and was like I binged it until

(01:12:14):
the last episode and was like, man, I don't know,
I kind of want him to die. And everybody's like,
what you want them to die? And I was like, oh,
I haven't been exposed to like eight years of you
guys watching this hour at a time and then doing
podcasts and shit, I haven't been exposed to that. I'm
just watching a dude who went from a fucking science
teacher to his pride leading to the destruction of his

(01:12:36):
family and everything. He's a piece of shit. But most
people would not agree with me. If they watch they'd
be like, no, fuck you, wall is right, fuck his
family and.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
And all that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
So it is something and that's one of the if
you put that on that on the hierarchy of shows,
Breaking Bads near the top of like what are the
best shows.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Of all times?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
So it's not like some like this had no cultural
impact and Vince Gilligan made that shit. I think he
has at least an opinion worth considering.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
I agree, and like I said, as far as the
course correction, yes, I think from my perspective is what
does the audience want? Because you can make these things,
but it's going to be up to the audience to
determine if they.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
You know what the audience doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
The audience often does not know what they want until
they get it agreed. Like it's like how people talk
about the NBA All Star Game.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Every year.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
They hate the NBA All Star Game, they hate All
Star Weekend every year. Every year the NBA All Star
Game makes changes, all Star Weekend makes changes.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
They tweak it consistently, and you know what those changes are.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
They're what people were mad about last year, yes, sir,
and guess what, they still don't want it. So at
some point it's like they don't know what the fuck
they're talking about. Everything you said that would fix it
they start doing, and then you go, this shit sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
And then there's times where like they do some shit
that you think wouldn't work, like when they did the
nd Season Tournament, everybody was like, who the fuck asked
for this? And then it was a smashing success and
everybody loved it. Audiences don't always know, and you can't
just like leadership, inspiration, writing and creativity is not always

(01:14:21):
about let's just feed the audience. I actually think that's
what got us in a lot of trouble with social media. Okay,
what social media does is it measures your innate, unnguarded
ability to process. So what it says is like you're
scrolling on your timeline. You say, if I asked sat

(01:14:42):
down with you, I sat down with Chris and said,
what do y'all want to see on your timeline?

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
You say, I want to see positive things, jokes, my friends,
cat memes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
It's like cool, But I noticed that you stopped four
point three seconds when I showed you a picture of
a when I showed you a video of a woman
on fire on the subway. So I'm not measuring what
you what your better angels say, what you tell me
you want. I'm measuring your naked ability to stop when
you see.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
And I'm going to feed that. And because you will watch.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
It, And so I think someone like Vince Gilligan is
saying just because people will watch it, just because some
of these things will be successful, it does. We are storytellers,
we are shepherds of society. It does at some point
have an impact on our society. And when we look
around and see Donald Trump being spun as like a

(01:15:36):
not as like a anti hero, when he's just a
bad guy, right, you have to feel some measure of
responsibility about the stories we're telling and what we're allowing
to happen. So I can understand like there is a
responsibility with the I think with the platform. If I
didn't believe that this show would just be us talking
about black men versus black women and you know, and

(01:15:59):
whatever at the fuck else gets people to stop on
a podcast and and and stay even if they hate
the show.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
We'd be talking about you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
Know, hip hop and and and I'd be like arguing
with you every day and disrespecting you just because like, hey,
that's what people want to see. It can't always be
about what they want to see. And I think Viz
Gillingen made a great point.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it's I think like even for me,
Like the thing that I like more is are those
like Cops shows where I think the BBC does it
better better than most where it's like those those Cops
shows where it's like a flawed character that's trying to
do right. Their wife won't talk to them, the kid

(01:16:38):
don't like them. But I'm a good detective and I'm
gonna find a guy who the serial killer that's killing
these kids, right, So it's like you and that's that's
what makes that stuff interesting. And I first got introduced
to that with Luther, where it's like, you know, Idris Elba,
this amazing actor. It's just like it's great, you know.

(01:16:59):
So yeah, I think if we balance that out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Now that being said, the call is coming from inside
the house, Vince, you gotta you gotta do it from
y because Vince Vince be making some villainous ass main
sexy main characters.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
And uh, I guess his next project he's working on.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I think it's gonna have him from Better Call Saul
in it. And I think it's about her being like
a law person or something, so.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Hopefully it will be.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Maybe that's just another way of promoting his change that
he's trying to make to something else, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I would like to see I think I just think that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
It's worth considering. I don't have any solutions. I don't
think this solves anything, but I think over time we
have sort of like made the good guy into like
the corny bullshit of t of TV and and and
and narratives. We need those, we need we need them,
and we need them to kind of like be complex

(01:17:57):
and bad ass too, as opposed to just always you know,
like we're rooting for Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Yeah, and also they need to stand up when everybody
else is against them like that like that, and I
think that that's a lesson that Okay, you're solidifying by opinion,
because I said, I was kind of in the middle,
But now I understand what you're saying. You need bad
I mean, you need good guys to solidify standing up
against bad people, right because like those people have literally disappeared,

(01:18:27):
they've been silenced. So if you think about it on
like a less of an entertainment, but more on a
deeper level, this is how you get Donald Trump coming
too power and people that are quote unquote good silence,
not saying anything, doing everything, but actually fighting. And so
you need a representation of the people that goes no,
I am going to fight against the dark side. Know

(01:18:50):
what you're doing is wrong, and I will not stand
for this. More of a revolutionary type of thing. You know,
a lot of revolution stuff have kind of being lost.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
You know, it's just like this last election.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
I think a lot of Trump's support is that they're
rooting for the bad guy. Like that's why you can't
shock them out of it. That's why you can't say, well,
he's a racist.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
They don't care, Like that's not a deal breaking to him.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
He's a rapist. I don't care that. I I don't
like you're not telling a matter of fact. Fuck you
for thinking you can shut him down, like and so
that it does have something in it. And I'm sure
that especially someone like Gilligan, whose work has become synonymous
with like that archetype of a character. And I'm sure
when he sees like Wall on a T shirt at

(01:19:38):
this point, it's kind of fucking him up, Like, no,
that's not The goal was not to make you be like,
this guy is right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
I know he like y'all do know he died at
the end, like like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I still remember that he was surprised a bit by
the response to Skylar, Like I remember him being interviewed
by because I wouldn't look that ship up because I
was like, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Was like, you gonna hate Skylar, You're gonna hate Schylar.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
But because I binged it, she just looked like a
motherfucker that was right and needed to get the fuck
out of her marriage, like she just like because he
just kept doing fuck shit. It was like like and
and I remember telling people like, so, y'all think I
would be crazy if my wife started selling meth and
like she just I found out. She just stopped going
to work. She had a burner phone, she was not

(01:20:23):
coming home late at night. She came home bloodied and
bruised at times. And when I finally confronted about it,
she cussed me out and said, I am the danger.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Y'all would be like you a bitch believing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Hey man, I don't know what to tell y'all, but
that don't seem logical to me.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
That don't make sense, Like I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Yeah, I know she a white lady, but damn nigga,
Like I don't hate white women that much that I'm like,
your dumb bitch, you need to stay there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
And get killed by the Mexican.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Now, I'm like, run, bitch, rhyme.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Right. But anyway, she tried to that's shit. That's that's
that's barely it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
That's but Carmela Carmela tried. I think, Yeah, I know
I didn't. I don't think I ever. Yeah, I think
it's just there wasn't much internet back in ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Well, let me tell you this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
This is what I always found interesting about that for
the bad guy, we watched him literally murder people and
making an equivalent level of like his wife is also
a problem. Is she finally, after years of non affection, noncommunication,
being iced out of this man's life, some fire motherfucker

(01:21:33):
or some dude was like, I'm interested in you, and
she's succumbed to temptation or even considered it in some cases, right,
And we're like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
This, this trifling, treacherous bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
I can't believe she would do him like that. Like
that tells you a lot about misogyny that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
It's definitely a false equivalent.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Yes it is.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
It's just like it's just like, uh, yeah, this guy's
an asshole, so you kind of reap what you sow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
But it's like, and we watched Tony Fu strippers and
Ship the whole time, by the way, so like people
people still remember that Carmelo slept with somebody and they're like,
like someone the chat like she did with a j
goddess counsel. I'm like, and we watched Tony fuck strippers
from the from the from the club day one. It's like, yeah,
but that bit shouldn't have been cheating. I don't know
what she was thinking, Like, it's crazy. Anyway, let's move

(01:22:23):
into a different segment. I'll see we're coming up to
about an hour and a half, so let's do a
little bit of.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Let's see we got Chris on.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
Let's do some white people Yes, doing that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
All right, white people news.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
It's official.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Every body being aflac Affleck and Jal are divorced and single.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Okay, so it's the officially official.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Now, okay, how are we feeling? You're gonna be all right?

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Everybody good?

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
I think I'm gonna be just fine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Okay. Karen's fine, She's already over it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Yeah. It was approved on January sixth, and it tooke
effect February twenty first. So there you guys go. It's
a two year marriage and it has now been dissolved.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
You know, you hate to see it, but it made sense.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Rory Feak's daughter Hoppy or maybe Hopey, reveals he is
not her biological dad, slams country singer for shame and
mom disappointing Chris, you know any.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Of these people?

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
No, I have to see pictures. I don't I don't
know these white people.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
This is just like the actors.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Right, this is elite, She said. He's a country singer.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Days after revealing that country singer Rory Fleet Rory Feak
is not her biological father, Hopey Feak, who was raised
by the Stars. Weighing in on the public response, Hopey
thirty six wrote on Instagram February eleventh that she was
extremely disappointed by a blog post shared earlier that day
by Rory, in which he shared personal details of the

(01:24:25):
family's history, including those of her mother, who was previously
married to the star Hope. He grew up alongside her
sister Heidi thirty eight, believing that Rory, who raised the
girls after splitting from their mom, was her dad, but
in the Instagram video shared February eight, she revealed that
a recent twenty three and meter tests had determined her
biological father was actually a man named BC, who with
whom she's gotten really close over the last six months.

(01:24:47):
I've never experienced unconditional love like that, she said in
the video of meeting BC at three days after Hope.
He's shared the development publicly. Rory fifty nine, discussing news
and a post shared to his blog title Different Dad.
The singer said that he'd been getting ready for the
day on February sixth, when Hope or Hope he called

(01:25:08):
him out of the blue ask him to speak in person.
The two I hadn't seen each other in a year,
and Rory wrote that her call felt like an answer
to a prayer. I had no idea that what she
wanted to talk to me about, and honestly, it didn't
matter to me. I just wanted to see her, to
have opportunity to look into her eyes and her looking
in the mind, with hopes that she might realize that
we aren't enemies and that I love her deeply. And

(01:25:28):
looking back now, I can't help but think my wish
came true, although in a way that I never expected.
So I guess that was her saying, actually, you're not
my real daddy. Mm mmmm. So, he said he did
not know he wasn't, but he wasn't entirely surprised by
the news. He went on to explain why he'd always

(01:25:48):
had suspicion that Hope was not his, including how she
arrived several weeks past her due date, which did not
align with when he had returned from a six month
deployment in the Marines. He also revealed that he and
his ex wife divorced. He'd asked point blank weather hope
he was his and she said that she said that
the child was his, but I guess she lied.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Sad to see white people falling out like this man,
so sad, yep, I.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Want ron divorce and right strange.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
It's not always good news. It's just white news. Yeah, okay,
here's a nice one.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Okay, this is.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
I want to see somebody in there like suncut dress
and going out date with somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Well, how about this?

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Kelsey Grammar and Ted Dancing didn't speak for thirty years
after dancing in front of him on chair set.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
I'm kind of mad you don't show up ready to go, he.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Told him, And he said he was talking to the
New York Post.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
He said, it got a little blown out of proportion.
That really wasn't an argument.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
It was at a time in my life when I
was actually going through a lot of self doubt, self loathing. Honestly,
it was when I was drinking a lot. Ted had
just come up and he said, you know, I'm kind
of mad at you. Sometimes you don't show up ready
to go. And I said, okay, I respect that, and
that actually.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Was sort of it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Now, maybe what happened to Ted was he stepped away
from what might have been a better friendship. Maybe he
just had to protect himself. I really don't. I don't
really know, but I said thanks, We were fine with that.
He didn't think when Dancing called out his behavior that
it would have greatly impacted their relationship, but the two
actors ended up not speaking for the better.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Part of thirty years.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
It's a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
They reunited last year with Cheers co star Woody Harrelson
on The Ladders Where Everybody Knows Your Name podcast, where
Dancing publicly took responsibility for the first time for the
fallout with Grammar. I feel like I got stuck a
little bit with you during the Chairs years, Dancing told
Grammar at the time. I have a memory of getting
angry at you once. It's stuck in both our memories.

(01:27:53):
But I feel like I missed out on the last
thirty years of Kelsey Grammar, and I feel like it's
my bad, my doing, and I always feel like I
almost feel like apologizing to you, and uh, he said no,
I don't feel like I apologize to you and me
and that I sat back, you know, and didn't I
really do apologize Dance and added Grammar didn't thanked Dancer

(01:28:13):
for the apology and said he too, wishes he had
spent some more time together, saying my love for you
has always been as easy as today, as easy as
the sunrise.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
See that was good.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
That's good because that was just like ready to go,
like to ready to work.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Yeah, that makes me think of that. This week there
was a John Ritter's Kid and Gabrielle union and she
was like, hey, I want to rehearse. He was like,
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
It's like nigga, yeah, she reported, because she was like,
I want to be prepared about I want to come
in there and fling and swing.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
She was like, bitch, I'm black. I can't come in
here and improvise. We need to get this chemistry and
ship together.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Yeah, like why would you turn down to rehearsal?

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
So yeah, I think what's really funny about that too is, uh,
that's a like shit. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
I think I think what's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Really funny about that too is if you read the
whole like article in quote he does say like she
was right. He apologized to her. He was like, but
they only shared the headline. That man got roasted up
and down the social.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Media for that headline.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
It was like your piece of ship. You you ain't
talking to Gabrielle Union.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
It's ten times that I was like, damn bro. He
said he was wrong and he knew he realized he
was wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
Better man. Now he he'd be rehearsing now.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Bill Bird slams Billy Corgan for revealing that they may
be half brothers.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Why did you feel the need to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
I thought that was a prank.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
It's on the how he does stuff, Like I guess
that's Howie Mandel's podcast or something.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Yeah, I saw that. That's like a joke where like
they because they look alike and everything, and they were
it was like that. Yeah, it was a kind of
a big thing in white people news.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Oh okay, well.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Thank you for thank you for clarifying, because this article
from Yahoo treats it serious.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Oh ship, Yeah, they're like, they're good. What's it? If
there's a guy is it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
I think it's a guy on YouTube named Comedy Enforcer.
And then there's another guy that like reports on this
kind of stuff where it's like, no, that was because
I watched it because I love Bill Burr. It was
just kind of like, uh no, they were just playing along,
Howie Mandel. Howie Mandel had Billy Corgan come in and

(01:30:38):
be like to do this brother ship and Burt was like,
I don't know, But then Burke committed to it, and
then it just got weirder and weirder. Okay, like Howie
Mandel kind of this is them right here.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
They they do look alike.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
They do, yes, they do.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
He was like an old diversion of Bille.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
I thought it was a joke when I read the
like that up, and then the whole article treated it serious.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
So I'm glad that we had you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
On because this is why you're here, right because I
would have read this and been like, I guess they brother.
I don't know what the fuck this happened.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Other white people news.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Black Eyed Peas cancel their twenty twenty five Las Vegas residency.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Dude, that one. I mean, come on, guys, that's what
white people care about.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
That's the only.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
You're a hip hop you got the hip hop people
remember when they first came out Man and they had
Definite on the fucking album.

Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
So and I remember being excited because it was on
Felicity the music.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Yeah, and they had and they had like a black
Woman when they first came out, before they got fur
but they got Fergie.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Then they got Fergie and they was like, ship were
about to make this money.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
My hunks, my huns.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
They opened. They opened for Justin Timberlake and like I
remember this was like I was justin, don't ask me why,
no fuck it. I went Strip Justified Tour, Christina Aguilera
and uh, Justin Timberlake, double Headline everything, and and they
Black Eyed Piece opened and when I that elefunk album,

(01:32:17):
and I was like, the sound is different because it's
like they had They had this record with most Steff
that was five called on my Own. I think that
album was it called Behind the Front or something like that,
and I was just like, oh shit, this is hard.
And then the whole song the second album, I guess
maybe the whole vibe change and I was like, okay,

(01:32:39):
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Yeah, you know, I mean they had they have more
hits than I think they get credit for. I agree,
just because everybody thinks they're like corny or whatever, but
like they had some fucking bops.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
Man, Well, why did you say they canceled it to.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Our dearest peabodies, which I guess is what they call
the black eyed Pea fans.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Okay, oh, okay, the same peabodies.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
It is with a heavy heart that, in light of
current circumstances, our Las Vegas show will not be moving
forward as playing. Ticket providers will issue for refunds automatically.
Stay tuned for updates on future performances by following us
we can't wait to.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
See you again.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Oh so they didn't really say why.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
They have not put out further comment. They initially allows
the residency in separate ten twenty twenty four, claiming that
it will elevate their forward pushing that sthetic. But yeah,
they they didn't. They didn't give us any reasons for
why they did it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
Oh, it has sold out. People loved them as much
as people talking about that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
It could be ticket sales though you never know that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
I didn't think about that. Yeah, they been like, oh
they're not selling Okay, we're not doing this then.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
Yeah, man, these tickets, like Kendrick Lamar ticket was not
cheap and a lot of these. It's just then that's
another thing that happened with the pandemic, you know, and
just everything, like those tickets are like Bey Tyler Kendrick,
those big big shows. I know they're going to be great,

(01:34:06):
but there, yeah, it's cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
And the thing is blame Ticketmaster. Ticketmaster is the problem,
and you know, not trying to be funny, it's like
and a lot of times once the tickets are out there,
people resell them and all that shit, they like quadruple
the pricee. A lot of people are mad about the
Cowboy Carter tickets because it didn't go with smoothly as

(01:34:30):
it did for a Renaissance show, and so like Ticketmaster
site went down and people couldn't get on, like it
was a fucking mess, and people was like why am
I paying double ward? I paid for both by tickets before,
Like it was a mess. And a lot of that
is you But you know what, we need somebody in
government that goes to ticketmasks and rain that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
It won't be.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Happening Ticketmaster being right then by someone in the government.
So if anything, tickets prices are going up. Look, I
went to go get Cowboy Carter tickets. They said, six
eggs each.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
I said, y'all, mother crazy, Are y'all out of your
fucking minds?

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
Six eggs two omints?

Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
Damn. We couldn't do the Horizon Forbidden West. Yeah, everything
is bombed out.

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
And the thing is she she's not us as in
as many places.

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
So I was like, bitch and I got to travel.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Yeah, did y'all get I didn't go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I'm not going to this one because I already got
Kendrick tickets and Tyler the Creator tickets and I'm at
some point you gotta take at the budget.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
She announced after them, so unfortunately I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
Missing she announced afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
So I didn't get that hard into this album like
I did Renaissance, So I would just be taking up
someone's seat that actually did funk.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
With the album, and I'm not into that. Uh Dakota Johnson,
And I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
I'm just saying that that Tyler is gonna be crazy.
I saw where Dochi dropped in on one of the shows.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
Yeah, I can't wait. I cannot wait. That's my album
of the year from last year.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
Yes, it is my album of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Chronicopia was my album of NX no, and I love
GNX me too, but I had chronic.

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
I had that shit on motherfucking repeat.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
I'm not mad at it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
I'm not mad at yeah, budd.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
He has really stepped into like the fullness of his being.
The other thing with the what gn X is. Most people,
if you've been a Kendrick fan your life or for
a long time, you probably don't have gn X at
the top of your list of Kendrick albums, right, Like,
I'm not saying it can't be top five or whatever,
but it's probably not your favorite Kendrick album.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Probably, like yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
So it's like I don't think it's a knock that
he's that great. It's like how forty year old Lebron's
season this year is not in his top five in seasons.
But it's also like, well, he was great for twenty
two years, so he'd be top five of anyone else's
discography easily, you know if GNX was in you know,

(01:37:12):
some other artists like Catalog would be their best album,
but for him, it's like, you know, it's top five,
probably top ten maybe, but anyway, my point being, I
can't wait for.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Both of those shows.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Sir Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin are still going strong.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Dakota is an actress, yes, okay, my mind has to
process that was like I.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
Wrot that name before. She's an actress.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
And Chris Martin, oh god damn, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
He sounded like ap manager.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
If he manager, like at the AMP grocery.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Store, no accounts payable. Oh his name is like so basic.
I'm sorry, Well he.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
Is, I believe a musician, Okay, I'm singer.

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
One of the biggest bands in the world. Five months
after split, rumors had fans in a frenzy. The longtime
couple with spotted smiling and hold their hands while out
in Mumbai, India. On Friday, Johnson thirty five visited Mumbai
with Martin forty seven ahead of his three Music of
the Spears World Tour shows with cold Play. The rock

(01:38:23):
band has three sold out concerts between Saturday and Tuesday
at d y Pattel Stadium, one of the country's multi
purpose sports arenas. Cold Play still selling out arenas dog
Oh yeah, they've been around for Fuck with y'all talking
about with these ticket master prices, we got it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
They appeared to be in good spirits and they grinned
the wave that photographers they dressed casually for their outing
with the musician in long sleeved gray Henley shirt and
black pants, paired with white seekers in a baseball cap.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
This is what I wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Yeah, all got you. I know what I'm doing the
fifty Shades A great star.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
For her part, sported a fitted black tank dress with
a light blue shirt tied around her waist and black
Nike sneakers.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
She also wore a baseball cap.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Johnson and Martin were reported to have split in August
of twenty twenty four after seven years together. However, Johnson's
rep swiftly told pay six there was no truth to
the report, adding that they are happily together. The actress
then took matters to her own hands by flashing her
stunning emerald engagement ring at the photographers while dining with
Jeremy Allen White and Blake Lee in Malibu, California.

Speaker 4 (01:39:28):
Oh shit, mm hmm, I thought they were already married.
To be honest with you, I guess I.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Did you know the coda. Johnson is the daughter of
actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
Yeah, She previously gushed about being a stepmother figure of
Martin's kids, Apple twenty and Most Chris Martin was married
to Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, that's Apple, but that's Apple baby,
that's Apple Daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
Karen calls her the Goop lady.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Oh my god, I call her the niggas in Paris lady.
So I think Karen is being nicer than I am.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
Did she she said something about that she was She
said the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
N word when they was performing it. I think it
was her that Jay Z and Kanye filmed it. It
was a big deal at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Everybody was mad at her and I know that woman
from Iron Man. That's about it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Everybody was mad at her, but I was like, uh, yeah,
they let her say it. I don't know what to
be mad at them niggas, That's not how that works
at all.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
But yeah, I always just want to say she was
one of my favorite pleasant, pleasant ass movies, The High
Note with Tracy Ellis Ross and Kelvin Harrison Junior, very
solid ass rom.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
Com and Gwyneth Paltrow was in The Royal Tenant Bombs.

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
Great movie. Yep, great movie.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
I know some whiteness. Let's do one more, Let's do
one more.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Lily Allen splits with husband Daniel David Harbor and it
makes drastic decisions.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
Okay, Lily, Lily.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Allen has been has made a major move after splitting
from David Harbor. David Harbor plays well, he's in Strange
Things where he plays the sheriff, but he also plays
the Red Guardian in all the Marvel movies.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
Oh, okay, okay, I know you're talking about now popstar Lily.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Oh she's a pop star.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
I know what she did hit the early two thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
Oh, so they're being it's kind of like saying someone's
a porn star. It's like, oh, they've done porn.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Popstar.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Lily thought to be an exclusive on a thought to
be on an exclusive dating app after her marriage to
David Harbor, says that break down. The singer thirty nine
was spider with a profile on celebrity dating app Rayah
her ledge bio reades looking for someone to start a
couple's therapy with, while she also is said to have
indicated she is visiting Los Angeles from New York. It

(01:42:04):
comes after she told podcast listeners she was.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
Bored of men.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
I feel like if you're if you're David Harbor.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Of the reasons to be breaking up or left being
bored of men, is like, Okay, well shit, it's not
just I mean, it's all.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
The men, right, It's not personally against me.

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Doesn't seem like I really did anything to a contribute.

Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
To this trying to make him feel bad? I guess
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Lily Riya's Lily's Riya's profile is said to have popped
up last week for users who have told Who Told
told the app they are women interested in dating other women.
That's what I'm saying, Like, that's why I don't think
it could be bad for him. Listen, if you decide
you don't even want anyone with the penis, I yeah,
I have that. You know I can't. I can't do

(01:42:53):
nothing if you just wake up and change on mind.
It's not clear what previces Lily's profile has said and
whether she was looking for love or friendship. Last week,
Lily had seen had was seen having removed her wedding ring.
The pop star host BBC Sounds podcast Miss Me, alongside
close friend Maquita Oliver, and had been interviewing Maqueita's mom,

(01:43:18):
Andy Oliver. In clips from the podcast shared On Lily's Instagram,
she gestured with her bare hands with both her engagement
and wedding ring missing. She confessed she had been struggling
and spending time away from her Stranger Things star husband.
Forty nine. Lily and David copered Lily's two daughters, ethel
Mary twelve and Martie Rose eleven, alongside her ex husband

(01:43:39):
Sam Cooper. Lily previously admitted to meeting David Oriah. Speaking
on the Jonathan Rush Show, A Ross show last year,
Lily spoke to meeting David of meeting David, who played
Jim Hopper and his hit Netflix science fiction drama Stranger Things.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
So yeah, they broke up. Man, Well, hopefully David'll be
our right. You seemed like things on the rise in
his career.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
He is.

Speaker 5 (01:44:06):
Trying to save the world with Thunderboats. Yeah, and he's
like a big slice of beef.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:44:12):
I'm excited about Thunderboats. I think it's gonna be good.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
Me too. Yeah, I want to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Last okay, well, last one. Jody Turner Smith says, Joshua
Jackson has.

Speaker 3 (01:44:21):
It paid child support? Oh shit, Oh my god, not
my Vanilla king dad be white daddy. I thought he
was be different.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
He was, yeah, Pasey and he got a tight because
then he started dating Lupeter.

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
After this, Yeah, I ain't like that.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
And now yeah, she broke up with like sald Massekella
to be with that dude, and I thought Sad was winning.
I said, yo, he won life. He just hollered at
her on an airplane and somehow that shit worked out.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
I was like, he living to dream. And then she
on the beach with passy and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Where's Jodi Turner Smith and turns out somewhere not getting
child support?

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
Said she was cool, man, I'm paying, not pay See.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Oh, I don't know how you pronounced this shit, this
white people news.

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
But yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Mid their ongoing divorce, she has fouled a request that
receives child and spousal support from Joshua Jackson and if
filing made Monday with the Los Angeles County Superior Court,
the thirty eight year old British actress is requesting eight thousand,
five hundred and forty three dollars per month in child
support and twenty eight thousand, six hundred and forty one
dollars per month in spousal.

Speaker 3 (01:45:34):
Support and other retroactive payments.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
She is also seeking two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
to cover attorney fees and forensic accounting costs.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Get your Money.

Speaker 2 (01:45:43):
She originally filed from for divorce from forty six year
old Jackson in October twenty twenty three. Originally she weighs
spousal support, but changed her stands over Jackson's alleged refusal
to negotiate reasonable payments in their proceedings.

Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
She also accused Jackson.

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
She said, Oh, you don't want to be reasonable, so
let's all be unreasonable, right He.

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
Said, Look, I'm white, but I'm still a Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
I'm not paying anything Jackson this time.

Speaker 5 (01:46:05):
Black are not seeing that white man. I was like Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
She also accused Jackson of prolonging the process, making it
difficult to support herself and their daughter, Juno born April
twenty twenty. All I have asked for her since then
in session of this matter is to be allowed to
maintain a strong relationship between Juno and me while managing
a full time work schedule to support our daughter and myself.
She said in the filing, Josh has run up my
attorney's fees and forensic accounting calls and has made this

(01:46:31):
dissolution far more difficult than necessary. Elsewhere in the court request,
she claims Jackson provided the family with the high standard
of living during their marriage, and pointed out she doesn't
receive as many job offers compared to Jackson, whose career
spanes decades and who has historically earned a higher income
than her. Jackson is currently starting in ABC's Doctor Odyssey,
which premiered this fall.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
They both be working, but I could see, you know,
he's kind of been in the game longer. He was
a young and when he started it, right, she's she's
working a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
But man, she said, Josh promised to always support me
and ensure me that I would not have to worry
about financial security for our daughter if we ever separated,
because he said he understood how difficult life can be
as a black woman and a single mother.

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
Oh now now she a black man. Let me stop.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
I just feel bad because he was he said I
can understand. And then he was like, I told you
it could be difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
I'm not gonna pay.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
Yeah, because you think about it like he because he
was talking about how he came up hard without his
father around, like, you know, just stories that I know of,
just kind of followed being a fan of the Darwson's
creaking shit and him coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
That's got to be a hell of a mind fuck
on her because it seemed like he understood and then
what a betrayal to be, like, actually, I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (01:47:56):
I agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
Now he is renegging on that promise and using litigation
tactics and to delay to pressure me into agreeing to
a settlement that is neither equitable nor has any legal foundation.
Another dispute over the ownership of their California property is
also referencing the new filing. While Jackson claims that the
couple's former property into Paying, California is solely owned by him,

(01:48:18):
Turner Smith alleged she contributed eight hundred thousand dollars to
his down payment. Jackson also reportedly asked her to move
out from their home at the time of their separation
in twenty twenty three. Since then, Turner Smith is living
in rental homes in Los Angeles, Vancouver, and London with
their daughter. I've not been able to maintain the status
quo based on my earnings as I make and have
always made less than Josh. Given my ever change of

(01:48:40):
work obligations, I'm striving to provide a stable environment for
our daughter so that she can enjoy the same standard
of living with both parents.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
So March twentieth will be a hearing on this.

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
Yeah, I hope they make it work, man, because for
the kids sake, Because when you got a kid involved,
you know it's right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:59):
I just want to know what he's telling Lapeter.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Good question, because he gotta be telling her something like
That's like, I'm sure he's telling her that same Black
woman ship too. Listen, I know how hard it is
for y'all sisters out here, and hold on, hold on
getting a call.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
You know what, I'm gonna send it the voicemail. I
don't want to talk to that bit. Yeah, it's hard
out here for y'all. It's hard, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
You know, I'm a multi talented, multifaceted person and I'm
a creative and you know, I just want to think
you're so gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
And is turned.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
You want to said? Lapeter broke up with him last year,
so okay.

Speaker 3 (01:49:42):
All right, I just know they was together. Maybe this
came out. Yeah, yeah, that's something better.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Watch out, yeah, and I don't I do not I
get it. Let's just say I get it, Josh, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
Watch out, don't you Okay? He got it right? Please
look at he looking I'm looking around.

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
Be careful all right, last thing, let's talk about sword
ratchetess and then we'll we'll finally we'll get out of here. Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
It's spent a fun time as always.

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Kay yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
M Officer cut after man Wilt's samurai sword oh uh.

(01:50:42):
Man wilding a samurai sword has sparked the police operation
in Sydney's West, with the officer suffering a cut to
the leg during the incident. Forty six year old armed
with a samurai sword refuse to speak with police with
police negotiators and Tactical Operations unit he brought in as
part of an operation. Officers believed a woman believed to

(01:51:03):
be in her fifties was also inside the home at
the time. They managed to assist her from the home
without incident. The man was arrested more than an hour
and a half later. He was taken to the hospital
for assessment, but the officer suffered to cut to the
leg during the arrest and was also taken to the
hospital for treatment. Officer remained in the hospital in stable condition.
Inquiries are ongoing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:24):
So there you guys go.

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
They got these swords in Australia cutting people down under.
Down Under, you know, Chris, tell everybody where to find you,
the podcast, stand Up, all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:51:39):
You can find me Chris Lamberth at Chris Lamberth on Instagram,
Chris Lamberth dot com, which is a link to my
link tree. You can get tickets from my shows. And
on June twenty seventh, six twenty seven, twenty twenty five
at Caveat I'm doing stand up. We're taping it. It's

(01:52:01):
a special. It's going to be really fun. I would
love to have you there. If you ever if you've
liked anything I've ever done, come to this show. Come
to the show. I'm put I put my heart and
soul into it. Man, and it's going It's gonna be
a good time. You will have fun, you will laugh,
you will wet yourself. You make it an event. Take

(01:52:25):
your loved one to dinner, go to the show and
and and you will have a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
Take somebody on a date, sing to them.

Speaker 4 (01:52:35):
The show. Let me the laughter of lubricant and then
put me home and you passionately make love to them
and you say, oh my god, I can't believe I
got you pregnant on the night that we went. And
we have a beautiful life together. Why don't you do that? Yeah,

(01:52:59):
fly them out, find somebody out, Get somebody on the internet,
get one of these Instagram mamas, say DM her and
say you're very beautiful. Why did you come in from
where you are? I'll fly you in New York and
you can come in and see the show and look.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
And if it's an interracial date, named the baby Jalen.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
Right name, and he'll be a basketball player or football
like there's It's like, I don't see why you haven't
bought tickets now. If you get tickets now, if early bird,
if you're an early bird, tickets are fifteen dollars until
May two.

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
That's it in America, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
If two can't get three eggs for fifteen dollars, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:53:42):
I was in a scene with Melissa McCarthy in an
Oscar nominated. I helped her get an Austin nomination as
an explordiny. I was like, Hey, I don't think I
could clean in here until you you fix this, Wow lady,
and she got nominated. I was in a Broadway show.

(01:54:02):
I didn't have any lines, but I was in that show.
At the end, the guy who was married to the
mayor of Easttown directed it. He was married to Kate Winsley.
He directed me in the show.

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
And it's like, it's like, that's not worth fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:54:20):
That's not worth fifteen dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:54:22):
Are you insane?

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
Take down, you dummy.

Speaker 4 (01:54:26):
And I know people don't like her anymore. I was
in a scene with Tiffany Hartish and ran the show.
I've done full shit, So come to New York, come
to this show. Yes, it's gonna be fun. I'm gonna
come back on Ron and Karen will have me back
on the show and I will will, I will cry
and come. I will sing to you to come to

(01:54:48):
the show. A week or two before the show, you
know it'll be good.

Speaker 3 (01:54:54):
All right, y'all, we'll be back throughout the week.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
And like I said, the live show is this Friday,
so we may stop shows earlier this week so that,
you know, we get prepared for that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
But yeah, we'll see you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:55:06):
Uh, you know, live Friday and uh possibly at least
one more episode throughout this week.

Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
But Chris always great to.

Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
See you and thanks for having

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
Always man and until next time, I love you, I
love you to

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