3086: A Low Vibration Establishment

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Speaker 5 (03:35):
Uh yeah, And now I'm talking about my random thought.
And this random thought, it's not really a random thought,
it's a I feel so stupid, but I'm glad you
showed me.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Uh you know, whenever everything.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Now prompts and a lot of apps and things have
like codes, so you like do something and then your
phone since you were cold, and you can take the
cold and you can normally, you know, put it on
screen or whatever and it verifies who you are, whatever
the case may be. I did not know that all
I had to do was push the number, and the
number with automatic for I phone, it automatically paced into
the page.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I would be trying to use this good.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Old fashioned memory of mine to be struggling to be
writing shit down and Rotter looked at me. He say, oh,
if you touch it, it'll paste over, and you know what.
I looked at him like the light bulb came on.
I was like, bitch, what It's almost like my mom
never never thought that.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
That wasn't.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I routinely actually go through go to YouTube sometimes and
just check out certain updates and stuff. That's a feature
that I mean, I thought, I think most people know
about that feature. That's pretty like self explanatory. But but
I'm not. But that's I'm not saying over here. Yeah
I know, I'm not even saying it to pick on
you or whatever. I just think, you know, we all

(04:52):
have things like that. I uh, And so sometimes I
just google stuff or YouTube stuff to be like, wait
a minute, this has to be an easier way.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I was.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
It was just like this month that I found out
if you want to see the time that someone sent
you a message in your eye messages, if you swipe
to the left on the actual messages, it'll pull up
the time stamps for all of them. Because sometimes when
I look at it, it shows the time and then
some messages oh shit. So if you swipe to the left,
you can be like, Okay, she sent me this at
eight twenty three pm and I replied at one o seven,

(05:25):
And it's you know, it's like a good thing for like,
you know, when you you want to make sure the
timeline when you said something like didn't I tell them
that yesterday or whatever? Like you know, so like, yeah,
it's in a bunch of stuff, you know, like I google,
you know, uh, Like we just got a MacBook for
business purposes with the podcast and I'm going to try

(05:47):
to see how to use that to do podcasting. But
I obviously have a lot to learn. I've never had
a MacBook before, and I know people think it's simple,
but a lot of those people have like had them
for a long time, so they know how to shortcut.
So I just google, like our YouTube, like what are
the how do you use the Mac like, what are
some of the tips for beginners and stuff like that.

(06:07):
It's just you know, it's just very helpful.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, you don't know what you what you you don't
know what, you don't know to you know, and so
uh yeah uh and Roger get put up on the
TV one the YouTube videos and it was a dude
and he was really really good and he was speaking
very elementary but as somebody like you said, who don't
have a mac.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
But he was just going through the things. He was
making jokes.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
He was like, yeah, like this right here is well
people who aren't used to MAX start having start having
breakdowns because they don't really understand. But he said, it's
not really that hard, is just an adjustment. And when
he explained, I was like, oh okay, and and and
everything began to make more sense in my brain. But
like I say that right that right there, Gonna It's
almost like I looked at you like, oh my god,

(06:48):
you have changed my life forever. I did not notice
no mo fucking memorizing and writing ship down all right?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Who will be shedding sharks Megan Good? Oh no, some
one gotta be. I mean maybe he won't go that route,
but I'm just saying, Okay, when Jonathan Majors fucked up,
he knew where to go back to. Okay, he said,
let me just do this, and I put this call
out to the internets. I asked everybody. I went to

(07:16):
our Instagram page and I said, Hey, who is it
gonna be?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
The Grandma?

Speaker 5 (07:26):
They had to say.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
The grandma Ben a wi since we did it for
the ground Ship.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Now some of your favorite segment is back.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, Ben a while since he did it for the
gram They left some comments on this, and I want
to say about twenty seven comments, so they definitely did
it big for the ground So people put different suggestions
and what of them was a gift or Jeff, I
don't know how announce it of young Miami.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Because she was with Puff Daddy.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh no, Morgan Campbell Morgan P. Campbell, Uh says I
L O L. I would not wish that on anybody,
and our girl Nick Didjew says that part. And I
replied to us and said, I have a few people
I would wish it upon, but I'm quiet listen, I'd

(08:30):
wish it upon. But anyway, Uh, Cheryl Underwood, who was
a big like that was one Cheryl Underwood. I think
people was looking for like, age appropriate black woman. Yeah,
maybe a bit conservative. Uh, the only correct answer is
Sherry Shepherd says, I'm Victorian. She was also a very

(08:52):
popular choice on my Twitter because I asked Twitter as well.
Hiller says, can the district suggest say a tribute?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh? No, I can see it working. Okay, she already
thinks she's white.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
She's just a bit too old. But the thing is
people kept saying.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
She's too old. She's too old is the answer. But
then you don't understand what Megan Good is. I'm not
saying who does he need to hook up with to
have sex?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
What is he't into sexually?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
We know it's nineteen year old OnlyFans white girls, that
he has a fetish with some black breeding and all
this shit.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
That's not what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's gonna be his correcta.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, we're talking about we're talking about pr How do
we spin him into this fake relationship where it's like, hey, guys.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Leave him alone.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
This very well liked black woman who is age appropriate
is into him, and therefore we must all take a
step back. That's what Meghan Good did for Jonathan Major,
and it.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Always work is a subsection of people. They will, they will.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Fall forward no matter how much hook line is sinker.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Neil, that's a good one because the thing about me
along like, once again, stop thinking about compatibility. Some of
y'all like, I can't see it. We're not talking about that.
We're talking about a PR campaign. Yes is very well liked.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yes she is.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
People don't have a bad word to say about ni
al Long. So that's what making good.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Was very well liked.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
People didn't have a bad word to say about her.
The bad thing they say about her is what why
she would y'all at the majors. I hope she didn't
marry that food for real, that's what they're saying. That's
what he needs, Yes, he need that level of black
Why he needs somebody so black, famous and impeccable that
we're like, I guess.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
If she like him, then maybe he didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I don't know, missus Gabriel says, no one wants that job. Well,
we'll see about that. I think there's some people. I
bet there's some applications already out there. You don't hate
to tell you. I hate to tell you, don't ever
put it.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Past you might not want the job, but somebody do.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I'm sure you thought nobody wanted the Jonathan Major's job.
But he's making good as book, then busy Rachel dolaz Ou.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh no, says Cofina Anthony. That's a good one. Tracy
Ellis Ross. People kept saying her.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Now here's what's interesting about the Tracy Ellis Ross on
why people keep saying it is a pettyass gender wars
reasoning yes, and it's essentially, Hey, it's unfair that she
said she's into younger men and we let her slide,
which is a bunch of this part is not true, right, Like, one,

(11:40):
we didn't let her slide.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
There was a lot of people that got upset about it.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
But then two, she didn't say nineteen. She never said
a specified at exact age. She just said younger and
basically essentially not men of her age group. Right, So
let's say she's fifty, not fifty year olds. Now that
being said, you know, you can still have your one
way or other. But I think that is a far
cry from what is happening with Shannon Sharp, which is twofold.

(12:08):
One is the woman he met when he was fifty
six and she was nineteen that is a pretty that's
a that's a much different type of age got thing. Two,
it's an OnlyFans model, And there was some sexual fetishism
and BDSM if you believe him, you know, for the record,

(12:29):
which is once again a bit different than I date
younger men because they have a more open minded view
of gender and stuff. If anything, Shannon Sharp's views on
gender sort of prove Tracy Ellis would not want to
be with.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Him, right, agreed.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
And then the third thing is, you know, the sexual
assault part of it.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
So for all of those reasons, I think people are
saying Tracy Ellis Ross at a petty like get back,
But that don't make y'all wrong. What that means is
like even though I know y'all probably did it for
petty reasons, thinking y'all being funny, Tracy Ellen's Ross well like, yeah, yeah,
age appropriate it a fifty P I'll run it would

(13:15):
help him tremendously. If Tracy Ellen's Ross said lost her
damn mine was like I'm with Shannon Sharp now.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
People would be like, I maybe what did he not
do it? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Tracy Ellis Ross has never been a fucking fool, so
I have to I have to see how it plays out, right,
Candice Owens once again petty reasons and funny but obviously
wouldn't work.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Uh No, wasn't like her ass either. Uh let's see.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Empress Less says, Nah, this is the most ridiculous and
reallyship I've read all week. Who we nominate for Captain
Saving Negro?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Uh? Someone said Maya Maya is a good one, because
you know another reason Maya's a good one. Maya don't never.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Really be saying nothing to nobody nothing, so we all
have we all she is is beautiful, Uh, extremely well maintained, maintained,
extremely well liked, not controversial in the least bit, and
we just project all positive things on the Maya. No
one got all bad thing to say about Maya. She

(14:19):
could be his Megan good That's like the super that's
like the Superwoman of Megan Good like because we would
all just have to be like, well, we've never heard
her speak.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Is she dumb or is she just so smart? I
don't know. Brittany Renner, that won't work. That's a good
funny one, but it won't work.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
The real, the thorough real, the rare, the rare element
says Medea. Now you know, d ain't gonna work. Come on, now,
I know what y'all trying to say. Jackie Harry, that's
a good one. But I feel like Jackie Harry got
too much mouth. She gonna joke him. She's gonna joke people.

(14:57):
She's gonna she gonna if y'all crazy to her, she's
gonna clap back.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's gonna be she gonna suck up the pr run.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, because like Megan, good thing is that she will
sit up there and let this man cry to interview
and and not and when people call her booboo the food,
she won't respond to not none of us.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
She'd just be like whatever. But I feel like Jackie Harry.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Gonna she gonna say something to some of us, if anything,
she might reveal the whole scheme, like yeah, let me
get my check, y'all chill out.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Everybody's gonna be like, see, I told you, it's fake.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Rash Dale, says Vivigar Fox once again, not well enough
liked in my opinion, But she would, but she would
take the job.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, Yeah, she fit the description she was.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, she's old enough, but I don't think she's well
liked enough. I don't think it would save him from
any arrows point in his direction.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Uh so, and said he don't like this cond lo o.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
L let's see.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Oh I said that too.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
He's gonna have to find himself a black woman to
find to build a bear back together. He needs Sherry Shepherd.
Man she if Sherry Shepard followed me on any social
media platforms and saw these answers.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I know she's like.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
This, like y'all just throwing my name all up in
it on club Shay Shaye. Little y'all have tried to
hook him up with his mama. However, he said she
was too old. I wonder why I want. She's probably
not too old today for this pr run.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
But yeah, so those are the answers to who, uh.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
To who Shannon need to get with? Who could be
his making good? All right? Card on you.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
My next one is my last one. Last night we
wanted to branch out for dinner.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh my god, and it's this place.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
And every time we go in this little shopping center,
this motherfucker be jumping, y'all. Like when I tell y'all
that bitches jumping like it's day book.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I almost don't want to say the name because of
what we're about to say about this motherfucking place.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
But oh my.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
God, I want to say that name because it's so
goddamn ridicable.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
It was so ridiculous. Yes, it was, Oh my god,
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, and y'all for real though, Like, and a part of.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
It is our fault, So let me just say that
part of it is our fault.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
So we didn't know if we went in on a whim.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
The place is more like it's so it's a very
black establishment and it's a hookah bar lounge type vibe
that they're going for. Even though it is named something
that would make you think it's just a restaurant, it's

(17:43):
it's like blank drinks and food is basically the name
of it, right, And so.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
They have like late night hours.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
They only open up at night five pm the new
to midnight, the five pm to two in the morning.
So it's kind of a night crub spot. And we
go in there and because it's like, oh, that's a swanky,
cool place. They're playing music that I listened to, But
I listen to young people music sometimes not trying to

(18:14):
be cool. It's just I like to stay up one
what's new? So we walk in and they're playing songs
that I know, and shit, I'm like, okay, I'm a fan, Nigga,
give me more chicken or whatever. I'm like, oh, this
wants to be what the cool people hang out.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
We're not cool.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
We're older, but you know, they was not like we
were so much older than everybody else in there. Felt
like they was around our age, is you know?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
I thought.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
And we go in there and sit down and the
music is very loud.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yes, and that right there all drink aside. That should
be my first crew to get my ass up and leave.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, But I was like, oh, okay, and Karen uh,
you know we like uh with Karen's with me, so
I'm not just only thinking about myself, which is I
probably would have got in there.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Seeing the vibe was like, oh, it's an introvert. This
is one hundred percent not my thing. It felt like
a strip club almost. It wasn't a strip club, but
it felt strip club ish. And the atmosphere is that
the music allowed for you to drink, and people as
as a party order bottle service stuff like that. Anyway,
we sit down and.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
It's not full.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
There's one table with like maybe it's a bachelorette party
or something. But there's a bunch of black women dress
and like, you know, like they were partying or something.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Right, and also something else too, even though there were
people casually dressed like me and Roger. But when we
walked in, yeah, we walked in, it was like, oh,
everybody was kind of just like they were going to
the club.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Some of the women at that table were I don't think,
but the other people that were just couples in there,
they were dressed like T shirts and there's people sitting
outside on the patio t shirts document. So I made
sure to note that because I always think of stuff
like that when I'm went in to a place I've
never been. It's like, oh, am I underdressed, and you know,
it's not gonna affect the service that I receive or

(20:06):
do they have a dress code or whatever. But you know,
it wasn't a dress code situation. It was pretty casual,
like I didn't feel underdressed at any rate. We sit down,
and I'm not exaggerating like I started Actually I started
looking around because you know, now that we're there, you know,
and the reason I wanted to go here is because
I saw from outside they had the basketball game on,

(20:28):
and then Charlotte. It's real here to mess with people
having the best NBA games on. Yes, you'll go in
the bar be fucking hockey on, or you go to
a restaurant and they only got a couple of TVs
and they're both on like Nascars some bullshit.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
And you'd be like, hey, dog, like we got these too.
It is is is soccer?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Can we please turn under these to basketball? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
And a lot of times it's just who works there
deciding like I'm gonna put the channel on this, and
you know, if you ask them the changes, a lot
of times they will. But my point being a lot
of times I don't even want to do that. I
just like to go in a place, see the basketball
game on in the back and you know, eat my
food and look at the game. And it was a
good game between the Nuggets and the Clippers, and it
was you know, I want to watch it here. So

(21:08):
I started looking around survey in the spot, they had
these girls in like tight pink outfits that are like,
you know, almost.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Like your It was like a top in the bottom.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Well, no, what I was going to say is that
they if you guys remember right during the beginning of
the pandemic, they had the Amazon yoga pants kind of
like those now y'all know I love. But so I
was like, oh, I mean, it's everyone in here except
for this one white dude who was leaving as we
walked in. Everybody was black, yes, right, and the way

(21:40):
and the women in the pink who I thought was
maybe waitresses or whatever, they was all like ig model
big booties, like it was amazing. I was like, Oh,
this is our this is the best restaurant, the best
cup secret in Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
How have I not heard of this?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
And it wasn't like a strip club, but it was
like if Hooters changed their name.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
To Cheeks, ha ha Cheeks.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
If it was Cheeks, this would have been the place.
I was like, finally a home for me. But it
kind of had Hooters problems.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yes it did.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
So everyone in there was mostly like couples except for
that table of all women. And I saw the table
of all women getting like a couple, like a couple
places of food at the time we were there, but
not everybody was getting their food at the same time.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
And I looked around. There was one couple who had
finished their wings and.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
That was all they had.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
And I saw another couple who I don't think they
had drinks but no food, and another couple who didn't
have anything. They were just sitting like we were. And
when I tell you, guys, everybody looked.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
A little bit annoyed.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yes, everybody sept the table of black women who were
just vibing off.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Each other's busy talk.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, everybody else looked a little bit annoyed.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
And I'm like, huh, okay.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Food looked. You know, the menu was fine.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
You know, had your typical you know, black lounge of
foods that you know, the you know, the Hennessy Wings
type shit.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
You know, y'all know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Not try to shady, but y'all know what I'm talking about.
And so we we sit there and I realized I
haven't seen a waiter or waitress come to a table.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Move around the whole restaurant one time.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
That one only person we see moving with the bartender
they were wearing in the back.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
And all the girls in the pink were hanging out
in another area by like a different type of bar
that was just over in the corner.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I assume they might be waitresses or something.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
But it occurred to me after a while, like, oh,
maybe they're like bottle girls. I was thinking so too,
you know, because we don't do no wife stuff clubing
that much, and so we're just squares.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
We're out of the element. We didn't even know it
was a hookah joint.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, And so, like I said, no exaggeration, we waited,
I want to say, twenty minutes. Yeah, a waitress never
came to any table or waiter.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
The only other person we seen moving was the man
who came out, and he was just picking up the
plates and wiping the tables down.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
We never saw one wait person in twenty minutes. And
the restaurant wasn't empty. It just wasn't full. It was
like halfway full.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
It not once.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
And so eventually, you know, I started doing the math
in my head, and I'm like, we've looked at the menu,
we know what we're gonna order, we know what you know,
all that stuff, And I said, in a minute, man,
hookah Lodge, maybe this is not a restaurant for like
you go in and grab some food and go home.
Maybe this is just not a very good restaurant. It's

(25:04):
just ordered some drinks and.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Were laid back in child. Hookah ain't gonna keep me there,
nor big ass is gonna keep me.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Nobody, and nobody was doing hookah at the time either,
like the restaurant had. I don't know when the hookah
supposed to bust out, but it wasn't. Nobody was smoking nothing,
and so I was just like, yeah, I think maybe
we should leave.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
When we walked out, the lady she was still there.
She sat the lady who set.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Us down, the hostess. You're the hostess, she was still.
I smiled at her. She smiled at me. I nodded
my head and won't.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Honestly, she looked like that happens a lot. She didn't
even try to stop us or ask us a question,
you know.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I thought about that. I was like, this isn't happen
a lot.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
We didn't even get drink orders, like water or something.
And so we went to a restaurant like in the
same strip mall like right up, you know, and just
we ate that. We eat it all the time, and
a place that I intended to go to, and uh,
food was great.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Watched the game on Roger's I phone and had a
ball and actually had more fun.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, yeah, like I was able to watch it on
HBO Max or whatever. But while we were there, Karen.
I had had this thought when we were in the restaurant,
but Karen went ahead and did it when we got
out the restaurant and looked up reviews for the restaurant
and oh my god, I.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Don't know something.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
When we said at the we went to the place
of feudal us down, I sat down. I was like,
I wonder. I was thinking, we can't be the only
one to have had an experience like this, because, like
you said, when we walked out, the hosts didn't say anything,
and in my mind, with her not saying anything, I
was thinking this must happens all the time. And when
we went in she was like we was like, how

(26:48):
long this been here? She was like, oh, we just
crossed over a year. When I was leaving, I was thinking, bit,
y'all ain't gonna be here too much longer. We just
stay at blast Service.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, I don't even understand, Like I do. I'm well,
I do understand. I think if I was a man
of a certain age or single or that thirsty, it
is a great place to look at butts. It's a
great place to like maybe try to holler at a
chick or something like. It might be like a clubish spot,

(27:17):
especially with those hours we came before the club stuff
would even have started, right, But it is a place
that is so obviously not preoccupied with food and be
in a restaurant even though they sell food to a
restaurant and on the menu they actually had a twenty
percent mandatory gratuity no matter what you bout, which made

(27:37):
me think, oh, because y'all know the services shit, people
been walking out of here not tipping because the service
has been so bad. And then y'all and I'm like,
I hope people aren't trying to use this as like
a black thing, Like it's a black restaurant with black
clientele that services like black people, so they must black
people don't tip. It's like, no, this is the worst

(27:58):
fucking service that anyone who doesn't know that, y'all are
just more of a barred slash club than than a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You guaranteeing gratuity because if not, I wasn't done.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Hold on, I'm saying anyone who doesn't know that is
going to not tip because they're going to be like
I just wanted some wings and an entree, and it
took me thirty minutes to even see a waitress come
to my table. Obviously zero tip. So y'all made it
mandatory because y'all have decided that that is going to

(28:33):
be the level of service that y'all do all the time,
probably unless maybe once you get the club hours, maybe
it lives up, and because that's when the ballers in
the late nights, that and you want the vibe to
be different. But y'all open early enough for restaurant hours.
It's five, it's four's you know, it's not late six. Yeah,
like it wasn't a late period. I think we got
there like maybe seven thirty, so that's prime dinner hours.

(28:57):
Y'all clearly were not going to be a dinner restaurant.
And it was sad like it was whack go ahead.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, you were just making
me think you were going to cover the reviews.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, I have the reviews, so these this is what
kind of our experience. But yeah, this person says, I
couldn't tell if it was a restaurant or a club.
The music was far too loud, and the impossible to
all the conversation with my friends sitting.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Directly across the table. That's for the food.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I ordered a medium rare ny strip, while I'm not
a steak expert, with a rib looked more like a ribo,
and it was surprisingly thin. For twenty eight dollars, this
is incredibly disappointing, definitely not worth the price. You better
off going to Longhorn for a better steak at a
lower cost.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
To make matters worth we worse, we were even.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Giving plastic cutlery instead of silverware, which made it almost
impossible to cut through the steak.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Adding to the frustration, this was sick.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
How long ago was this? Five months ago? This was
not that long ago. Adding to the frustration, the food
wasn't served hot. I said that when we left, I said,
because we were over at the other restaurant. So I'm
making jokes, and I'm just like, you know, thirty minutes
into the other restaurant, I'm like, oh, we would have
just now beginning our drinks.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, we was joking the whole time.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
An hour later, Oh, probably have got our first appetizer, yes,
he says. Added to the frustration, the food wasn't serve
hiding each person that our table, reseed their meal at
a different time. That's looked like what was happening with
those women other. On a positive note, the strawberry lemon
dropped cocktail was enjoyable. That alone doesn't make up for
the other issues. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this restaurant to
family or friends.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, and I think crowd cans not be having trouble.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
I don't think it's nothing with you, because everybody's saying
it's like freezing and buffering, But I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I don't think so. I'm moving fine, you're moving fine.
Now I'm afraid to refresh. I wonder if that'll make
y'all lose, like if I'll have issues coming back, But as.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Of right now, I'm fine, Okay, no problem.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I'll read another one to me just says I don't
recommend this business to anyone. If you get the waitress
Leah expects to have slow, s sorry service. She's literally
the worst waitress ever. My water was not refilled the
entire time I was there. This is a week ago.
She took forever to bring me the ticket. I asked

(31:10):
her to see my ticket instead of her showing me
the ticket on her device. She brought me a receipt
and that took fifteen to thirty minutes to bring me
the device to pay. We had to approach her to
even receive the ticket to pay. That is really ridiculous.
I won't be back. Black businesses need to do better.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh she had to take it there.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
She got to take it to the black business.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Oh my goodness, Seanna says six months ago.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Not the best experience.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
They had an ny strip on the menu but served
a ribot instead, so that first person wasn't wrong.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
They was like, I know fucking ribbo when I seen one.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
That first person wasn't wrong.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Okay, people go bitch, I know my cuts and meat
and this right here ain't no.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Like, here's a picture of the food. I like how
his arms are folded like he mad. You could see
from the body language he ain't even touch the steak and.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yo, those are plastic.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
That is plastic, Like to go, oh no, now see
he mad. That's a man that is in mid rent.
He'd see his hand up there. He like, there's some bullshit.
Take a picture of this and this the other dude
that got a rib bot.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
The food looks good here, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
That's I guess that isn't the right strip steak or whatever.
But yeah, let's see Mail says first and last time
going to this place. Had a seven forty five pm
reservation just three months ago, didn't have a server come
to offer water until eight pm.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
We placed.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
We placed our order five minutes later as an advertiser
order Salmond Bice and I will say they were very tasty,
but ire took an additional forty five minutes to come out. Well,
at least mine did. I ordered to Real By Steak
in fifty percent of it was fat. I was so disappointed.
My husband ordered to Samn chops some mac and cheese.
But the most disturbing part of it was when our
server brought out his side of mac and cheese and

(33:05):
we didn't get enough entrey for another fifteen minutes, so
the man sat on the table getting cold for fifteen
minutes before any more food came out. Y'all made a
joke at the at the restaurant we went to. It
was like, what I bet they just got one pin
in the back the day y'all cook out of the
fuckings dance. I was like, are they money laundering?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
What? How are they making it?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
A whole house.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Hw you making honey, this don'na make sense.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
If you're selling ass, just say that. If it's drugs
in the back, just let me go buy the drugs.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Baby. Maybe he'll make me chill out.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
We can cut the middle man of bullshit at least
if I'm high. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
About the service.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
My hobby was so annoyed he asked for them to
box his food up because I pretty much finished my
half of steak and his food had came out yet.
Our server was very apologetic, but it didn't stop them
from giving us a bill for one hundred and sixteen dollars.
Can't believe that garbage state served was one hundred and
sixteen dollars. We didn't order cocktails, just lemonade. I would
not suggest this place to my worst enemy. Food is men,

(33:58):
and the service is horrible.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Yeah, you know what, it would not be surprising. I
bet you the age of these people. It's probably thirty
and up, you know, like like the people that's leaving
them one star.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Reviews are like, bitch, I'm too old for this.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
I came into a restaurant hours and I expected restaurant things,
and I didn't get them.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Kimberly says, if I could give zero stars, I would
kim with the upset it made them give one star.
That was two months ago. The absolute worst experience I've
had in a while. I try to support black business,
but this is a prime example of why we can't,
or the realized mistake. Medium came out well done, you
know brown, No pin. I cut into it several places
and decided to send it back. Waitresses are very apologetic

(34:38):
and said they'll send the manager over. Manager comes over
as if we're friends. It tells me that the steak
is medium and invites me to come to the kitchen
and see how I was prepared. At this point, I'm
insulted and don't want to deal with the low vibration establishment.
Not the low vibration, the low vibration establishment.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
That's hilarious. Oh No, I.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Get to check and leave, and the way out, the
man you were managing quotes sitting by the door, playing
on her phone with no sense of professionalism at all.
Zero out of ten recommend Antoinette says was beyond excited
to try this restaurant. While visiting, Charlotte was highly disappointed. Goddamn,
Antoinette wrote a book. Oh my god, had something to say.

(35:20):
You know, you so mad when you think that I
need all the details.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
That's how mad she was. She taped all this up.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Like we said down. I breathed hard.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
This was only three weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
I look sideways, right, They giving you that thing when
you're trying for a recipe.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
The girl at the doors, not scare of didn't match
her lipstick. Yes, that was like I looked down at
her shoes right.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
We arrived to the restaurant around two thirty and went
out inside to be placed on a wait list for
a table for four people.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
We were instructed to have a telephone number the table
where we were ready in ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
We returned to the car, and after about twenty minutes
of seeing people walking in, we decided to go in
and check the status of the table. Requested outside see
that it was acted to. Directed to go to a
dirty table and the server would come and clean it
off and bring two.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Extra chairs for the four people eating.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
We literally stood at this table for fifteen minutes until
my mother stopped a member of their staff and asked
if we had been forgotten about. Someone came and wiped
the table and told us a server Brian would be
with us shortly.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Brian was clearly don't exist.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Brian was clearly overwhelmed, to the point that the owner
brought out water and reassured us that the server would
be with us shortly. Our orders were finally taken and
we sat down there waiting for food to join their life.
We sat there waiting for food and joined their live
DJ and nice Weather in Charlotte. After about an hour passed,
we started to wonder where our food was, and as
we all discussed it, the owner who had been taking

(36:39):
care of us, came over to the table. She informed
us that the kitchen was backed up and apologized for
the inconvenience. She told us that she would discount our
bills for the way that we experienced. She asked if
the bills would be together a separate so she could
apply a discount. Food for our tables started to come
out around four thirty.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
They had her. They got there two thirty. Y'all.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
What I was like, bitch, I'm glad we y'all could
have watched centers, but not. You sure could have and
at least had a better time.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
And I'm not done with this sentence by the way
for our table. Our food on our tables started coming
around four thirty, but not altogether. One person received food,
and then five minutes later two more of us received
our food, still leaving one person out the food and
another entre missing. We asked the food running. She said
that we'd be coming out shortly. Fifteen minutes went by
without the last person's food being brought to the table.

(37:27):
She went to the bar asked about the food again.
The owner came over with the food shortly after issued
another apology.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Are they just is this on purpose? How many apologies?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Maybe it's not even a man, They just have a
designated apology.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
The dudem not trying to find it. It would not
be surprising if the real manager probably is never on site,
like like the person whose job that is is probably
never there.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I don't know about that. I'm just I was making
a joke.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
I like that you went with it, but you went
in a very serious direction. I just imagine a listen
and I just imagine LinkedIn post. That's like we are
high an apologizer, and you know what, I bet you know,
I bet you you, I bet you.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
They rotate, you know how when you're serving sometimes At
some restaurants they have a person where you don't actually
show up on the floor, your runner.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
So do they rotate that around where they be like,
Kimber is your it's your night to be manager?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
You apologize of the night?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, you apologize of the night.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I just want to I just want to see the
job listening for apologizer.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
That's all, yes, Cause that sound like that's all that
do is apologize?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Are you good at looking sorry but not being sorry
at all?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Can you make people feel very comfortable?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
How good are you at bleaning over tables and whispering
at people while people yell at you?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
How good are you at that?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
How good are you at decelerating a situations? Can you
decelerate de escalating situation?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Here's a multiple choice question. How long is fifteen minutes,
fifteen minutes, thirty minutes?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
As long as I need it to be? Bet, you'll
get the food whenever or I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Uh, and that we determined.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
If you get the job, you just answer to every
question I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Throughout this whole process, we never seen our original server, Brian.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
What I told you Brian didn't exist though that.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Whoever she told us? I don't think that person existed either.
Y'all just be making them names sharing. To be right
with you, y'all don't have nobody on y'all got damn
staff named sharing, cause as long as we were sitting there,
nobody's seen her ass.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
No one did a table check once all food had
been brought to the table. This is important because personally
I did not like my food, but never got a
chance to tell anyone. They know they don't need no update.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
They know they know their food come out cold, right.
I know their food come out in parts.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Girl, your station was sitting on account for forty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Of course it's not good. We know that they sitting.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Y'all shit out like lego sets right in pieces.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
We were all over the the experience and wanted to
just pay and leave. However, we watched the owner who
had been taken care of us leave.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
We asked what what I.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Don't he left that still apologizer?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
How you gonna be the owner and leave because he
was like, fucking everybody man, because y'all ain't the only
table man.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
He's like, fucking I need a break.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
I guarantee you that person who was not the manager,
the managers in the back, locked lock they do in
the back, having everybody.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Else deal with the issues.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
We asked the other tables around us, and they've seen
the servers signed to us. No one if they had
seen the server signed us. No one was waiting on
the tables on their patio. My cousin then went inside
to request our bills. This is another thirty minutes for
someone even came out to help us.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
It was so bad.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Other tables of asking my cousin if she worked there
and could she get that checks as well?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
God lost. I was like, I'm ready to cash out too,
can you get ma'am excuse me, ma'am, miss can you
keep me cash out too?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
They got to be laundering money, man, it's it's a
real restaurant that have stayed in business.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
For a year, a real restaurant, nigga.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
It just can't y'all do it something at the table
because this shit don't make no sense.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Just like the car wise from breaking bad, y'all don't
need to make restaurant money, so it don't matter.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Y'all are just shock people ain't smoking hookah, y'all owe
the food shit.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Honestly, we wanted to this, like what Arby's is like, honestly,
we wanted to just leave without paying because all ex
parents are horrible. To wait an hour for food that
doesn't come out hot thirty dollars lamp chops that our
majority fat and dry is ridiculous. To see a whole
staff literally ignore, neglecting entire pat of your people is unacceptable.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
You know what, baby, And their service is so bad
and they don't keep a track of shit so much
it would not be surprising if people waited so long
that they just up and just when.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
You're money laundering, you don't.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
It don't matter if people leave or not. You just
write down in the accounting that they stayed.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, but I think it's funny.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Is do you know how fucking mad you would be
if you already took forever to get weighed on? You
had to go chase down your way to to get
your drinks and your food that shit still came out wrong,
different times, cold.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Bad quality.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Then you had to chase them down to say, hey,
can I at least get the check?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
And then it took another thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
To get that.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Oh my god, I like, how was it?

Speaker 6 (42:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I would write a book to try honestly.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I when I left here, I'm gonna tell you guys,
all right, I'm gonna be honest, full disclosure, one hundred
percent honesty.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Okay, that's what we did this podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I had a thought, and I felt a little bit
like a coon for thinking it. Okay, but I was thinking, like,
maybe I'm being anti black.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
That happens.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
But I was like, man, that feels like a place
where somebody gonna get shot.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yes, but.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I was picking up the virus.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
I just reading these reviews now, I feel it because
at the time I said, damn, am I comcause I'm
afraid to be around black people.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I've not mentioned that it's black owned a black restaurant
as a negative this entire time, because I don't believe
in that.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
I go to black restaurants all the time.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Sometimes if I'm being a little honest with y'all, a
little fair, Sometimes when the service is bad, I get
excited because I'll be like, I know this food is
fucking hit every not everybody, not for the lounges, but
for like the like soul.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Food restaurant, certain spots. Yes, I'll be like, I look around,
I see everybody a little bit mad.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I'll be like, oh, I.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Know this shit good.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yes, I know they because it's got to be good,
because they do this so often that the food acquits itself.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Meaning yes, you.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Be like, man like, why the fuck is it taking
forty minutes.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
To get fried chicken?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
And then you take that bike and you be like, oh,
never mind all even my body, I'll be back next week.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Right, that's that like Jamaican spots notorious for that.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yes, honestly, I.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Don't know how long it actually takes to make Jamaican food.
I actually don't like it.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Might like I just told me.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
It's if you told me it takes forty five minutes
to make jerk chicken, or it takes two hours, or
it takes ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I could not tell you that you were alive. I
just lose track of time when I'm in there.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I just know.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I just know it's gonna it's gonna be to the
thinnest edge of my patience, and that's when it's gonna
be ready. Right then, I wonder if Jamaican food from
a food trouble for it, and it was like, should
I just leave? I'm in my car waiting on them
new like I went back to my car. It was
taking so long. I'm like, should I just fucking leave?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
And then right as I was like cranking up the car,
like fuck it. They got my money today, got the alert,
got the food. Worth it, worth it, the rights and
the peace. It was worth it one hundred percent. But
but boy was I mad as hell. I think it'll
make you anti black. While you waiting, you'd be like,

(44:51):
you sound like that lady on twenty two Tunes on
Jay Z's first album, Reasonable Doubt, you'd be like, see,
this is why our people I have anything, because we
don't know how to go into places and act.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
You mean like that let on that skipped me. I
want my chicken extra fried. I'm want it wet. Yeah,
my fries to salt the last time. Now you're hesitating
that lady, I love it.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I love that convert.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Not that the commercial for that skit, So let me
finish her thing.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
But yeah, but but now reading these reviews, I wasn't
I wasn't being racist. I wasn't being anti black.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Nope, somebody gonna get this ship right.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Here'll make you shoot them motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
And they're gonna be like bitch.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
I've been in here for like forever, and yeah, I
could see somebody getting highly upset.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I'm not talking about you know, just anti black thug
da da da blullshit. I'm not talking about you see
black people get scared. I'm talking a reasonable human being.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
A reasonable person.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
A reasonable human being could come in there at two
thirty and if they ain't getting they food to afford
thirty and then they ain't getting their bill till five,
and now it's six and they can't find you to pay,
and the cars are right there by the door where
the guns are.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
I can see somebody shooting that motherfucker up.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I hope it don't have down South saying.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, I hope it don't happen.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
But I'm just saying, yeah, not everybody got three hours
of patients in them.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Right, particularly if they had other plans and other shit
to do, or have planned on going somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
They like, well, shit, you done fucked up my plans.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
And I know other people got to be getting attitudes
with each other. Yes, do you work here because I
saw you got your check. No, I don't work here, bitch,
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Pile pound? Yeah, that thing, you know, you got to brawl.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
We literally sat at the table waiting for someone to
make payment for us. I am at bartender and try
to be understanding this unacceptable. I literally had to go
to the bar pay my tab and the nord while
standing there. Thankfully I know how to use the toet
system because I found my table and tap my own tab.
She had to take that, so give it this. Get
you what's your raitress code?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
She took that thing and spun it.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Okay, you know what one one one one, Just put
the fucking money in right.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
She turned the tap towards I started typing in home code.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
By the time, by the time you leave, you work there. Yeah,
that's really what It's really just a black mirror episode.
Everybody comes there to eat, but by the end you
you work there. And that explains why the service is
so bad, because nobody intended to have that job.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Everybody it's just a hapless So it's a customer that
got turned into a waitress.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Stuck in the in the purgatory of this cocktails and
kitchen place.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
It's like, the fuck is happening?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
You gotta wait till another person stays for five hours
and then they replace.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
You in the purgatory, and that's how you get from it.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
That's how you escape.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That's what that manager was when she said that the
owner got in the car left. I was never the owner, man.
I came in here at noon to have brunch. That
was three weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I needed to.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Get somebody to stay here six hours to take my place.
And I hate to tell you this what you now
work here. You are the manager, you got the juice,
you the new owner.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Here's here's your.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Here's your me pass to apologize to everybody, and here's
your apron. I got the attention to Brian to show
him that I used the toast to end at the
end of the bar to pay my tab and left.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I tried my best. Oh so you did find Brian,
that's what he was.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I tried my best and went out of town to
support black businesses and not only pay business, but to
tip the staff.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Sin as I'm bar tending myself.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Disapparents made it really hard to want to do either
or even want to refer to anyone to die now.
We left the restaurant around five fifteen, still hungry and
pissed off.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I know y'all went to that boat Jangles right over there,
that bow Jangles.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Probably that's how I stay in business.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Jingles stand business.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I know that beow Jangles. AI be like, welcome to
boat Jangles. I'm bowt Linda, and then it'd be like, bitch,
you got some motherfucker food. Is it gonna be ready
or what?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Y'all coming from cocktail the kitchens, come on.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
In, Come on, well understand, let me guess you.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Just want as many tenders as we could put it
in the basket?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Tenders, come on, I know y'all hungry.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Is head with it? Lot with a jumbo sweet tea.
We got your baby.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, we actually have food in here and prepared to
serve it.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
You want the big box, We got the big the
big boxing like a suitcase.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Fat Boy Fresh Says had a reservation for seven forty
five pm.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
By eight thirty, they brought out one dish of macaroni.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Holy shit.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Well then wropped my White's food out while I waited
ten to fifteen minutes for my food, which I decided
to just go, get to go because you're like, they're
like your food, will yall surely put it in a box.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Put it in a box.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, don't waste your time.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Don't even unwrap it. You already got plastic self was fine.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Right, you already got. I'm so glad we did that.
Cause betcha for you to send me some goddamn plastic
gas set half.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
I sat down to jun y'all, ain't got no fucking
dish washer.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
At the paying my bill, we left, and now I'm
currently sitting in the outback restaurant and up the street
greatness review, Darren say, I'm back up the street.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
It's sad because that establishment looked like it has so
much potential.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Sad crime face. Oh lord, I can read these all day.
That was up there the Olive Garden, right, the.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Worst experience, my the worst experience, says to there. My
friend opened and her first door front salon, and we
just wanted to celebrate, so we came here. I made
a reservation for two the day before. I changed it
the open table to four, but I needed five, so
had a responsible door as a responsible dog. I called
the day before. I told him I needed it for

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five people. The girl asked me under what names, and
she would change it. Cool, we'll ride the next day.
We are two seventeen PM reservation for two thirty arrived
early in The host said, we don't have anything available.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
It will be away. No problem.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
We got sat down at two forty eight, mind you
we still We sit down and the super brings five
glasses of them have five glasses and two of them
have lipstick stains on.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
The They must not have a dishwatch.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
They're not cleaning the glasses.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
They're gonna dishwatch the day ahead. Put them in in
plastic cups. Like heir, you know, we only got we
only got one pan stopped asking.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Me to wash dishes.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I'm trying to make the bacaroni and cheese for the
two o'clock but couldn't tell the server because she never
came back.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
That is a motto, That is a you know what.
You know what.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Maybe they get out of the purgatory when they go
to the tables.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
That's what happened. They go to the tables and then
they get out of the percatory.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Rachel just trying to escape. She never came back.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I watched her walk around on her phone, looking on
her tablet, smiling. She was She wasn't looking on her
tablet at the restaurant menu. She was looking at YouTube
videos and shorts a TikTok. She was on TikTok. Girl,
you've seen this.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
We noticed other servers poured their their customers water out,
but guess that was not us lo ol out know
what I mean, poured their customers customers water out. We
ordered a mimosa tour, took one hour to receive. I
called the owner over. She says, the food is cooked

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to order. Okay, when the food comes out, but one
person Lol?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Uh wait what the food?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Then the food comes out? Oh, but for one person only.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I guess we had to ask two different service just
for catch up because our server was nowhere to be found.
Didn't apologize no one time. She just would walk past
looking lost. And the one person who never got that
food didn't get that food until exactly one hour and
thirty six minutes later, everybody at the table was done eating.
She had to eat by herself. Worse experience. But the

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manager was super nice. I will say that. Yeah, that apologizer, man.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yeah, that's the hell of a job.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
They're probably highest person, highest paid person in the joint.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
They apologizer.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Oh my god, this could be a book.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
They apologizes and you know what, baby, you said something,
and it makes sense. They don't do delivery door dash
and bitch that's why they was like, bitch, we can
bound the feed the people in here. We ain't. We
ain't dealing with you.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Go orders you no takeout? No, you order to take
out from here. You order it at noon and you
come back and get it at midnight.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
And you know what, baby, Yes, that's why I believe you.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Believe you when you say their money laundry because everybody
does take out. Literally, there's nobody that's not on like
a door dash app or their own app, like everybody,
because for.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Some places that's how you make your money. Yeah. They
was like, were good not to go orders? Oh man,
that's hilarious, all right. Vibration establishment, low vibration establishment. It's hilarious.
That is funny. All right.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Do I want to do anything else? Because we did
a lot of time on that and that was fun.
Oh god, it's almost an hour already.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I had a good time. That was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Uh, you know, I do a couple more things.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Maybe this will be an all banter episode and won't
really do much news. I saw a white man on
my walk yesterday and he had a baby and he
was pushing the baby in a baby stroller. And I
looked up at him, and I realized that white man
had an old school logo redskins hat. Oh Redskins, not commanders, Redskins,

(54:21):
the Native American mascot. And the hat was new. So
the hat, it wasn't no old dusty hat. That hat
looked like he just bought it not too long ago.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Well the brim's still straight.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
And all I could think was that baby gonna be racist.
How can that baby not be racist? That baby gotta
be ra He has no chance unless it just rebels
against his daddy, because that's a racist choice.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
You made a you made a conscientious choice.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Decisions were made.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah, future racist.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Hilarious. Another thing that happened.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
We uh well, uh well, okay, so yesterday we like
bought a car. Okay, we say bought a car, but
really you bought alone.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yes, we haven't had car payments in a long time
because we're just both like fine with our cars being older.
Ship that's fine, but my my car in particular, it's
just it's got like all this age rust on the
paint or whatever.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
It just it looks very old.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
If obviously it works fine, because I've always maintained it.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
I've always taken great care of it.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I paid I take it to the dealership and keep
it like up to date. Like it's actually worth more
than it would ever be worth in a blue book value,
just because I've maintained it like meticulously, every breaks engine everything.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Now you do that, you get your money's worth at
your car.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yeah, and so, but the last few years I've had
to do like thousands of dollars of repairs to keep
it up, you know, and and it repairs cost a
lot more now.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
But at any rate.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Karen was like just the other day or whatever, like
you know, I think she finally looked at the cars
and seen it and was just like, you know, maybe
we should looking to get another car.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
And the way we get cars.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Uh, please don't write in yeah we don't.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Matter of fact, let me preface all this. Zero people
write in, we don't want your advice.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
We don't want to want your opinion.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
We are Everyone hates buying cars.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Everyone thinks they have all the fucking answers to buying cars.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Everyone.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
No matter how you get it, they write how you
should have got it a different way, and it's fucked
up because that's not the way they normally get it right,
and whatever the payments are, they could have got it
better than this and all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I don't know all that shit. I try to do
hassle free.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yes, I don't want I don't want to handle.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah, And we've had a good experience with the way
we bought cars. We've never bought a brand new car.
We always get them used. And the last two cars
we got we actually got from like a rental car.
Are sells, okay, so like hurts. I'm sure other people
do it too, Yeah, but you can buy the car

(57:09):
from them. And I know the stereotypical thing people say
and think. We've done whole episodes on it, but it's
mostly because no offense to y'all.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Most people are not critical thinkers, and.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
So people just go rent a car. Oh, I know
that car has been fucked the shit.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
But the way that they sell the cars, they sell
them after like a couple of years, so you're not,
you know, typically getting a very old car.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Two.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I don't know if you guys have ever rented a car,
but I can speak for myself, and maybe I'm just
a square.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I'm petrified a fucking up a rental car.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Right, you don't want to pay them fees. Everybody's like, oh,
people just fuck over.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
They did destroyed rental cars, and I'm like, I'm afraid
to smoke a cigarette in a fucking rental car because
that fucking deductible when they hit your ass, so that
shit afterwards and be like, yeah, we came back. It
was a scratch on it, two hundred and fifty dollars,
four hundred dollars, Like maybe y'all do that. I just
I just I'm so removed from the idea of that

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level of luxury that I'm paying to rent a car
and I'm fucking the car up. That's crazy to me.
This is not like going to play bumper cars at
fucking caro wins, right, the car stays there and whatever
happens just happens.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Right, y'all.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Get y'all a positive back like everybody else airy back,
Like they just they just take these cars and fucking
go dirt riding with it.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
You don't, you don't stop lying?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah, I just I think it's like a like, it's
a funny running joke to people to say that, but obviously,
I when you're saying that you're basically trying to call
me a fucking idiot, so I have to at least
defend my honor and be like, I'm not a fucking idiot.
I wouldn't do that. So once again, we've had good experiences.
The last two cars we bought, they both lasted. Like

(58:56):
I said, my last car was a twenty eleven, I'm
just getting rid of it twenty twenty five. That's like
I had that car for at least like ten years,
if not longer. Karen's cars inn't still an excellent condition.
It's a twenty thirteen. And once again we haven't had
to pay a lot for maytand she doesn't drive it often.
But anyway, point being, we're like, cool, let's do that again.

(59:18):
We go to get the car, and then with the thing,
you get like a certain amount of days to drive
it and test it out and all this stuff. And
if you get like a complete refund, if you're like, nah,
I don't like this, you know, depending on the miles
and the hours I mean the days, you can just
like we could bring it back today and be like
we want our money back. We just don't like it
anymore anyway, And for us it's a huge upgrade because

(59:43):
once again, this is a twenty twenty three car.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
Every time we get a new car, i'd been like,
who we have a nine to nine in.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
The two thousands. Yeah, we're not used a nice things,
so we are not.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
This might as well be motherfucking a spaceship to us, right,
Like I, you know, last car had a to buy
aftermarket radio just so I could do Bluetooth with my iPhone.
Now I'll get in there. It's like, you want Apple
car Play. I'm like, what the fuck is I got
a Google car Play? What the fuck is that? I
didn't even know that was a thing on my phone.
So anyway, we go there and we buy the car

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from the dealership.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
But y'all, this was an eventual.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
This is the blackest car buying experience I've ever had
in my life ever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Everybody was black pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
There was one white lady that came later, but we did.
We talked to her as always. The thing I don't
like about car buying is even when you try to
go through like places where you don't have to haggle,
I already knew my pre like what my credit is good?

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Our credit is good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
We already knew like what the payment plan would needed
to be, all that type of stuff, and to their credit,
and obviously maybe they're just such great salespeople that they
just finessed us and we'll never know. But to their credit,
as far as the things I wanted out of the deal,
we got them all. It wasn't like a negotiation thing.
It's just literally it's like check this or don't check this, right,

(01:01:10):
But to their credit, they didn't really try to upsell us,
which I was a little surprised, like I think the
dude at first was gonna upsell us on a bunch
of shit because I saw like all the options, you
get this and you do that. But I could kind
of not really understand everything he was saying. He was
like a nice dude, but he had like he just

(01:01:33):
went on these tangents when he was talking. Yes he did,
and it didn't feel like a I'm trying to confuse you.
It just felt like he just be talking.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Yes, yes, yes, he's running them people. Because I used
to be this person. Now, y'all, I'm a talker, But
over the years I kind of understood myself. He's one
of them people where silence drafts them to and so
anytime there was silence and we would just be out

(01:02:02):
looking at each other, me and Rocher be on our phone,
it was like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
That silence just killed him.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
So he had like like like something had to consistently
be in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
This is the thing I hate about the car buying
process is that essentially it's a lot. It's just a
lot of paperwork, running some credit, getting your stuff on
file and making you and then you pay whatever you're
supposed to pay, right, but it just takes so long.
They gotta this agency, gotta reach back to you, you gotta
go run this thing, you gotta print this out, you

(01:02:31):
gotta look this up, and so something that you would
in my opinion, I would love and I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
It's it's not it's not feasible.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
What I want. But I'm just telling y'all how I
would like it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Or actually there's places that do this, but maybe it
wouldn't go as well as I thought, because I think
they have Carvin and where you can just like literally
go pick a car up off the lot after you
do everything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Anyway, my point.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Being, uh, the fucking the amount of time that it
takes we got there nine we end up leaving about news.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Yes, we were there for like three hours.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yeah, and yeah it was new Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Most of the time with the three hours was us
sitting around being talked that. Now, look, they were polite,
very nice people. They're actually very entertaining people, So I
didn't mind that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
It's just the process.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
It's like I would like a process where you just go,
all right, we gotta run this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
We'll be back in fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
And I'm cool with that, Like you don't actually have
to entertain me and do like a bit anything.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I'm cool. So yeah, it was like it was already
kind of some interesting stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
So it was like, all right, Buddy's telling us all
these stories and stuff. First of all, we get there,
he's not there yet. Comes out something happened with his car.
He had some sort of emergency on the way to work,
so he's not there yet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
So then they installing us till he gets there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Right, they take us on the test drive while he's
still coming in. Apparently his car started just or fucked
up whatever happened to it just a few miles up
the road, so it won't be too long. They take
we go on to test drive. Test drive is fine,
but once again a little awkward because I have not
driven a new car really except for that time I

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drove the Raleigh in a minute. So you know, they're
just saying stuff and I'm like, I don't know what
that means.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
All types of squitch got this speech on it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Yeah, And I'm like kind of afraid to drive it
at first, and I'm like, okay, I don't want to
just pull out, and then halfway through you be like,
don't forget to hit the flus capacity. I'm like, what
the fuck? We didn't talk about that. We didn't talk
about that body buddy, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
I didn't know that was the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
And you know what, because you know, we living the
nine nines. I was like, you know the features, the
features you see on TV. I was like, oh, oh,
it got the the I seen the little thing on
the on the mirror. I say, oh, so it lets
you know when somebody aside of you. He was like yes, ma'am.
I was like, he let you know this.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
He was like the fuck she asked me these basic
ass questions. I was like, well, bitch, I want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I mean, it was just I was fine with, like,
this is one of those times where Karen's with me
and I'm okay with it because she's they have their
job is to do a bunch of awkward talking through
us waiting for all the stuff to fill out to
get the car, and I don't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
I don't, I don't. I don't think we need to
have to do it. We don't need to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Be friends, we don't need unities. We just need to
be professional. If it's not a question, that's kind of
germane to like what we're doing. I just don't see
why we're going through all that, you know. But but
I don't mean in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
A bad way, like I liked these people.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Honestly, it was a great experience because they were so
black and it was so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
And I'm gonna get into that in a second.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
But but for the record, you don't need to tell
me about shit as we're driving, Like you don't need
to be like, oh, that used to be a win, Dixie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I don't care, like just I just need to know, like, oh,
that's the left turn signal. Okay, okay, So this auto
stop thing some new shit I never heard of. You
get to the stop like you break to a complete stop.
You could take your foot off the break, it just
hold it for you. That's some new shit to me.
I'm like, oh, that's cool, brand new shit to me.
Oh the parking break is a switch in the middle

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of the console. Now that's dope.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
That's New'd be like, oh if you put it in
a certain mode that you know, they don't got like
the shift at the feet it's in the steering wheel.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
I was like, oh, okay, yeah, you can do atto
or man you or whatever. It's as like cool that
that kind of shit was cool to me. But it
once again. So we So that's all the stall us.
We do the drive, we get back. Now the dude
is there. We sit with him and well, I tell you,
this man can talk.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Yes, this is this is when the adventure started. Yes,
this man was giving us so many stories.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
It felt like the Arabian Nights that well, like every
story led to another story in the middle of the story.
And I don't think we ever got to the bottom
of the first story. I still don't know what all
the stories. It's just like he just like he like,
I'm no exaggeration. One of the stories is like, yeah,

(01:07:21):
you know, I almost got in the wreck coming here.
You know what, the lord did this because he's like
real religious and his wife's a pastor somewhere or something.
I'm not religious at all, you know at the We'll
get to that by the end. But he's like, uh yeah, well,
you know, you know, and I just because you know,
when my boy was sick, he got sick, he was
in the hospital and he had to go like we

(01:07:43):
almost lost him this stuff, and you got sick and
did it. And I'm like, oh, man, don't know. It's like, yeah,
well you know that was twenty nineteen. Now he did
that and the other and he's stronger and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
I'm like, okay, good for him, you know, like that
glad he's okay showing us pictures of his kid and stuff.
I'm like, that's cool. You know. That's not really the
same thing as.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Talking about the enttrad on the loan, But okay, all right,
I don't want to be a dick and be like, man,
what this is what just got to do with the car?
But like this started from him talking about almost getting
in the wreck on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
The way to the to the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Then it turned in there like his son had a thing.
Then he told us about a story where like a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Man he knew died in his arms. Seven.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
I don't know how we got on that story.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
I don't know what they had to do with the
first story.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
And then it stopped about how he was having nightmare.
I was like, how do And in my mind, I'm like,
how did we get here?

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
Because I'm listening, so I was like, none of these
stores are connecting.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
It felt a little like, man, man, I hope he
never heard this, because I don't want him to take
this as negative, right, But I have to do my
job and be funny and tell the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
That's what I do here, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
And at the end of the day, we did get
the cart, he get the credit. But it felt like
when you go to the barber shop and they had
an empty chair. Y'all know what I'm talking about, knowing
to be the first chair, that that one person with
the empty.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Chair should always be empty.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Nobody ever, everybody else sitting down, Wait, bober shop be packed,
and you just go ahead get the haircut anyway you like,
fuck it, I I gotta do something about five. And
every time you be like, I wish I had waited, waited,
shit have waited so he was.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
He was like not necessarily explaining stuff that well, and
then when I would ask for covocation, explanation wasn't better
to me. So like that like we had to ask
somebody else later to find out the details. But like
apparently part of the and this is like maybe there's
some ship all y'all got, I don't know, it's new
to me. Apparently there's a warranty for like oil changes

(01:09:44):
and maintenance, where like you don't pay for oil changes,
like you pay for this warranty thing and then you
go to the dealership every three months and be like
the aill changes come up by my oill change insurance
and they just fucking changed the oil and that's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Yeah, like this cor so new. We even got gap insurance.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
We nobody don't have to get that because we normally
get much older cars.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Yeah, but the point being like he's not necessarily one
hundred cent explaining it. He's saying it like we already
know what it is, yes, And I'm like, so he's like, yes,
you don't want to get this because you can get
the oil changes. I'm like, the oil changes don't we
get I get my all change every three Months's like
with this though you get the aill change, you get

(01:10:26):
it for every three months, you can get up for
seven miles you want.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
I still don't know what you're selling me. Are you
selling do y'all have a mechanic that does the AILL
changes here?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
I need to drive my car all the way back
up across town to get the oil change at this
one location.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
He's like, no, it's a lot of people accept it.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Yes, I'll take it. That's how he was winning.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
I was just like, yes, I'll take it, cause because
at this point, you don't have to keep explaining it
if I just say yes. I don't know what I
said yes to something about oil changes. I guess I'll
look at this and figure it out when I get home.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Yes. And also the thing is, while we was doing
the paperwork, he would get to a point where he
needed to go somewhere else, and every time he left
the desk it was an additional twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Yes, but but with new stories when he came back
and then another thing that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
So I'm like, what about my old car?

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Could I just like maybe trade it in for like,
you know, even if it's just a little bit of money,
but just traded in is because now we got three cars,
and I assume I won't be driving this car that much,
even though I've kept it up to maintenance and it's
a really good car and the condition like it's like
it's honestly, uh so anyway, he goes, Oh, and like

(01:11:47):
when I say really good car, I mean like the
tires are new. You know what I'm saying, Like shit
that you just typically wouldn't do if you were going
to get rid of a car. I've been like, nah,
I better go ahead and get that Oh the radio
had had something. Let's just go ahead, get a new
ready to add on that that kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Show that that go ahead and change that bell, Like
it honestly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Could make more sense for me to just keep this car.
Not not that I want to keep it one hundred percent,
but just like it might just make more sense to
keep the car just out of the fact that it's, uh,
it's it's just a good car with a with a
fucked up pay job. At this point, if I if
I knew a way to get it painted and it
didn't cost an arm and a leg, I would have

(01:12:26):
just done that. I know you can get wraps and
ship but all that stuff was like three four five
thousand dollars and by that time, it's like, okay, might
as well get a car that's in this decade anyway.
Point being, I'm like, yeah, I might get rid of
my car. Can I what? What what could I do
if I wanted to trade it in? And he was
just like, well, I mean I could buy a car

(01:12:47):
for you. You know, I got a son.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
And I'm like, what what are we in de side
dealing during the thing. I'm like no, Well, I was
like I'll think about it, but I'm like in my
mind like, no, no, I don't want to then have
to sell my car, not to just the part of
this transaction like on the side. And I know some

(01:13:08):
people will be like, well you can get more money
sell on crazlies. I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
So anyway, I'm like, okay, so now that's off the table.
I'm like, I guess Karen's driving a car back home,
because it's no way I'm just leaving my.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Car here, right and not not unless they were going
to apply that to the cost of the car.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
And that's a bunch of paperwork and you gotta go
to bank, and shit, it's not that simple. So I'm like, okay,
whatever not the car will put it on car backs.
Who gives a fuck? So we go through all the paperwork.
Then this woman I forget her name, well I shouldn't
even tell your name, but she was so fun and

(01:13:44):
so nice. Now the thing is when not with this
unorthodox job that I have, there's the good and the bad. Yes,
love working for myself, love what we do. Very proud
of what we do, especially in Charlotte's, specially for black folks.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
All that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
But yeah, downside when I'm feeling out a credit application
and employment is the black guy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Who tips or tbgwt LC.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
But you know, occupation podcaster confuses everybody. We would go
to the bank, hold.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
On, it's not confusing. That's not my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
That's this is five.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
It's not confused.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Everybody know what the fucking podcast is now?

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Yeah, you get ask a bunch of question.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Twenty thirteen, twenty ten. When this shit started, that was
the like, what's the podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Now? Everybody knows what happens?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Instead is now everybody gives me and Karen the unofficial
ideas for the podcast they want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
That's true and a lot of times they you could
tell that they know nothing about the podcast. A lot
of times they'll they'll skip over me and just start
talking to you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Well, whether they know about it or not, Like I'm
not asking them to look it up, right, but whether
they know about it or not, I assume, you know,
even if they do know about it, they gonna finess
it in gonna be like I was listening to your
show and I disagree or I love this, like it's
a business transaction and you know, I guess the race
shouldn't come up, and really we're being honest.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Anyway, they start doing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
The like, you know, the first dude, he was like,
I want to start a podcast, and I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
To get the people at my job.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Like one of his coworkers, he wanted to get the
equipment so he could sit down and tell his stories
to the podcast. Now, I'm be honest, them stories will
be fascinating, but I can't imagine any of them will.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Ever get to the end.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I don't know what that pod.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I feel like every week at the end of his podcast,
people gonna get confused.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Should we come back to see if he finished the
first story or the third one?

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Did he say somebody got killed?

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
We just like to hear you talk.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Yeah, But so he was like, I'm gonna start my podcast,
and what all do I need?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
I'm like, I don't want to go through the equipment
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
I'm working. Now, I'm working.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
I went from here, coming here to buy a card
to now I have to be like, okay, so what
you gonna want to get is a soundboy. Now, I
always recommend that you go with a USB SOUNDBOYD. You're
going to go with the multi mix, so you're gonna
need at least folk input on that bad boy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
You was like, should I be charging you for my
services right now?

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
What kind of well can we talk about here?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
So like I'm like, oh man, but then every but
everybody's telling us about wanting to do a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
The other woman who did it, she was very funny.
She was very charismatic, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Very educational. She was you know, she was telling us
like what the hell he was talking about to as.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Soon as we came in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
She because we talked to her first because the dude
had showed up, and she likes the talk. She's she's
like Karen, she's she's extra and she's like a push
like I'm gonna be me, which y'all know I love,
I love.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
I'm gonna be me ass person. And so she's like,
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
To talk sometimes, they know, and uh, that was what
her boss was like, yes, you know, she loves to talk.
She always doing. She was like, and that's what we
love about her. And she was like, no, y'all, don't
y'all be telling me to shut up. And I was like,
see she was she stuff a well, she keep it real,
so they turn on the TV and stuff. But she's
like giving us the monologue the all time, like I

(01:17:14):
had to have some noise in the background. You know,
those people that love to talk, we just need some
da da da. She's just talking the whole time. And
she's like, you know, y'all got a podcast. I'm even
going I'm gonna start a podcast. You know, my friends
always like you so funny. I think I'm a little funny.
I don't need to start this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Da da da.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
She was talking at that pace to Linda that page
like me and Roger just glazed at her because she
was like, I'm just gonna make sure. I'm just gonna
I'm not even gonna lie y'all in the roof.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Yeah, and so she uh and so, like I said,
she ends up being the person that we have to
do out our paperwork with, and which was fine because
she just talked to us through all of it. You know,
printer didn't print to stop working because all printers stopped working.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Yeah, that you had to go get.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Eke, yeah, you know, and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
But you know, she's telling us about podcasts, she saw centers,
she loved centners, she wanted to talk to us about
how you know, she's centers and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
She started bringing up not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Liking Trump and shit. So she was definitely in our wheelhouse.
Like I said, she may have listened to the podcast
and just finessed it in because she was on point
with pretty much everything.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
We do over here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
I was like, yeah, absolutely, Like I don't even feel
like I have to say much.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
I'm just like you, right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
And yesterday when they called me about Friday, when they
called me about because that's when I like went on
their website when they called me, they did call me
back to be like, so what is the Blackout Tips podcast? Like,
it's a podcasts my business, it's how I get paid
and she's like, okay, and so.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
For the business, do you put that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
I was like, no, oh no, put tbgwt l LC
that it's sound professional. It's less hassle, but that's what
it stands for. And she was like, okay, well that's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
So they could have listened to it between then and Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
And you know what, And also when we walked in
on Saturday, you could tell that some of them have
been kind of anticipate for us to be there because
then they was like Domorros, y'all, y'all, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
That couple.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Yeah, they was they must have been talking about us. Yeah,
like they must have googled or something to see.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
I mean, I'm a good I'm assuming they probably google
just to see, like, is this motherfucker full of ship?

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
See a drug dealero claiming is he got a podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Right? I mean, I mean, we we got one of
them a tax identification numbers were lying to you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
I know, but you know, I'm sure people fake ship
all the time or high stuff or whatever. But or
they say I run a cocktails and lounge, hooker plays
and they really don't anyway point being uh, she she
was nice we went through out the paperwork, we filled
everything out back there, and she was able to explain

(01:19:49):
the stuff that I was like, every time I asked
this man the story, it just turned into like, you know,
my wife is a pastor, and I'm like, what what doing?

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I just want to know to warranty is it? So
when you say drive, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
I mean what does it come with? Does it not cover?
And on top of that, the rate that he gave us,
she ended up dropping the ring it was even lower.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Yeah, but for me, I don't know, that could be
part of the hustle.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
I don't know. Okay, Yeah, that's why I say.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
I felt like now I'll never know for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
I don't work there, But I felt like they looked
out for us in a couple of areas because he
would at first have started doing all this up selling stuff.
But I think I got the talking to us for
a while or whatever. He actually brought it back down,
so like, because you know they do that thing. Was like,
if you get this warranty and in this thing and
in this thing, and then the option of this thing,
and I'm like, I have triple A, so I don't

(01:20:39):
need the triple A through y'all I have you know,
we have good insurance, Like there's certain things we don't
necessarily need.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
I understand gap insurance. I definitely would want that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
And so when he came back, without us having to
talk him down, he just was like, here are the
two things that it was the lowest tiers, like the
things you have to have, and then this other warranty
for oil change shit that I just was like, I
don't feel like hearing him explain again because I don't
understand it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
That was the one that I was like, just give
it to us.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
But she explained it, and I was like, Oh, this
actually is dope. So we go get we just signed
up for this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
We get the oil change, we can get key files
for plays, we can get a bunch of a bunch
of shit that you can get done.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
And I'm just like, okay, cool, well just say less.
I do want that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
This is what happened you up grounds, Like I've never
had a car where I could just roll up there
and they'd be like, we got.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
You, yeah, because it's not dealership. So like if we
bought it from a dealership, that's the point of buying
it from a dealship. You just drove up to the
Nissan or wherever fix it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Anyway, So she.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
We you know, we signed all the paperwork, we do everything.
She's very funny, extremely charismatic, like she like she was.
They were both very chartismatic, but like she she was
like she was really good at that job. Yeah, and
filling out the space and having jokes and keep when
I say, because I think buying a car is nerve wracking,
it's moving buying the car by the house some of

(01:22:06):
the top three nerve wracking experiences everyone has to go
through stressful too. Yes, yes, that's what I mean, nerve
wracking stressful.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
So yeah, it wasn't that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
The process is very easy and not stressful for us,
but it did take a long time. And then also
we did the first thing in the morning, so people
was probably coming in and all the kind of shit. Anyway,
we go to leave after signing everything and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
And before you go for you tell story. We go
to leave and you know, David was telling us, you know, congratulations,
blah blah blah blah blah. This white because I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Was gonna break that's all I was gonna say. Go ahead,
you got it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
You know, you got it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
Because of my personality, my black ass. I ain't never
made a strange ass. Nigga who I am?

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
And I just speak to everybody. Some white mistake us
for a couple that she's seen in there the other day.
I just went on along with it. She's like, didn't
we see you in here yesterday? I said mm hmm
and walked on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
First of all, it's been three hours. It's been three hours'll,
I'm just trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Get the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
This is as long as it takes to get food
at that cocktails and okay, at that low vibration, establishment
would have just.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Got the side of macaroni and cheese and a ribbi.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
I'm ready to fucking go.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Okay, I need to pass. I'm ready to just go okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
But that's not gonna happen for a couple more reasons
that I'm about to explain in a second. But this
white lady thinking we all look alike whatever, and being like,
I saw y'all in here yesterday, so y'all are getting
a call me too, And I'm like, I've never been
in this place before my life.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I don't know you, I don't know these people.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
But that's what I'm thinking inside, but outside I went.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Oh, yeah, yes, thank you girl, I'll get you that
car now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
I'm gonna ahead, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
That's what I did, and walk right on past that lady.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Yeah, I just kept it moving. I was just thanking
God that Karen didn't even try to correct because I was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Ready to go to baby she was gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
They're like, oh, I was in here yesterday, but then
we're gonna have to have a whole nother fucking talk.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
I was letting that lady talk. I was then in
my mind, I was like, she got us mistake with
we're just the wrong neg roads.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
So that was one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Then you know, poor baby, this is what's that? Bye bye.
I was like, no, I might not see my husband
for another hour. I went on to the house.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
All right, Karen's for spoiling things. So this is where
it becomes the blackest.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Like it went.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
There was already one of the blackest experiences I've ever
had in my life with buying a car or whatever.
That was not hard to talk. We haven't bought a
lot of cars, but that it was very black. I
feel I felt very at home, very comfortable, but it
got a little over comfortable, because why did the dude
that sold us the car, you know, the empty barber chair.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Why did buddy be like, hey, so give me a
ride to Monikey real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I'm like, first of all, y'all, y'all all work here
on a lot of cars.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Yes, you do.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Any of y'all should be able to theoretically hop in
one of these cars which you all have the keys to.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Yes, it's not a tag on it, and gone about
your business.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
And drive you the Monarkey, which you say is only
a few minutes up the street. First ride in my
new car, it's gonna be giving you a ride to
your old car.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Oh, that's right, because he had broke down. This feels
like he told us for the five stories.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Just don't feel quite right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I did appreciate that, like the car payments were reasonable,
Like obviously they were much lower than I thought they
would be. Shout out to good credit. But still they
were much lower than I thought they would be. I've
heard the nightmares.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
I heard what y'all are paying for cars out here,
and that was one of the reason I was gonna
get me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
I will chat to day to hit us with that.
I be like, fuck, no, keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
People talking about seven hundred thousand dollars a month for
a car.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
That's rent you know some places. Uh so uh, I'm
very thankful. I'm happy to get the car, but I'm
also relieved.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
But also I just want to go home. I just
want to go home. Actually have other things I need
to do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
I still need to work out, still need to do
our podcast. Whatever, buddy, But what was I gonna say? No,
thanks for selling Thanks for selling us the car, Thanks
for not trying to upsell us and get us on
the fucking deal. Appreciate you. Thanks for not giving us
a seventy five percent interest loan that I heard all
these nightmares about. But also, fuck you good, get there yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
I'm so. He comes over like can I get this ride?
I said, yeah, no problem, man, you know I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
And then he hears the white lady who said you
know what ever, and that that that mistook us, And
he goes to me and goes, y'all wasn't in here yesterday,
that woman, Thank y'all somebody else, you know, they think
we all look alike. Now he was immediately backing, my
good gracious okay, between that woman that was shitting on

(01:27:18):
Trump in the back. That immediately won my heart over.
I'm like, I won't sign.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Anything, man, you know what, fuck that nigga, I agree,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
And then between this and the him being like, oh,
Missy ann asked, I'm like, yes, she was, Missy anning
up and there.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
And so I'm giving him a ride back and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Of course talking talking about his wife and the church,
and he's talking about his son again. Well, now he
pulls out some new pictures because he told us about
the ordeal the son went through and there was a
happy story and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
He had a picture book before as photo album.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Yes, son, Yeah, he actually really had a photo album
and he showed us to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Died at forty seven. It was crazy. So now I'm like, okay, cool,
your son. You know, like he's happy, he's healthy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
He's like, yeah, he's actually visiting college or doing something
k up or something. And he's like, here's a picture
of him and me on a boat, Like all right, cool,
that's that's dope. It looks he's gained all his weight
back from He showed me pictures of him in the
hospital when he could not he could only move his
arm couldn't talk. He showed me pictures him learning to
walk again. I'm like, man, this dude's really trying to

(01:28:29):
play on my hard strings. He really want this used car,
like he want the two thousand and eleven bad Boy.
And he's like, you know, you said that thing to
somebody else. They just gonna get two hundred and fifty dollars,
five hundred dollars. I mean, you know you get for me,
you know, let me know how much, which one for
which one for it. I'm like, I don't know, like

(01:28:50):
you get. I have to think about it that I
talked to.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
You later, if I if I if I come to
that conclusion right, and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
He so.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Then as we're getting closer to the minded key or whatever,
he shows me another picture of his son with his
leg turned to the left, and I'm like, what, what's that?

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Keep my mom. I'm also driving.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
I'm like, I feel like you shouldn't be distracting me
with these pictures when I'm driving.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
I know, my brand new vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
I feel like I'm gonna I'm being very metigulous today,
this brand new car that I don't want, definitely don't
want a wreck coming off the lot.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
But he shows me these pictures of his son. He says,
his son had.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
His leg broken by a kid that did a wrestling
move on him or something in a bathroom. Sound like
some bullying, sound like he said the school kind of
covered it up and said it was a white kid.
So now I'm like, damn, your kid doesne got like
hate hate crime. And here he's like, that's why you know,
I like to get this car for him.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
He's a good kid. Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
I'm thinking to myself, like, well, this is a very
hard pitch because now if I say no, I'm saying
no to the hate crime victim kid that just need
a car to get around.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
Right, he had an X ray. I'm like, you keep
all this proof at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
Now I'm like on front. At this point, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
This gotta be hustled. This gotta be a hustle. He
got to do this to everybody that got a car
that's like, well, I do want to turn my old car.
I think this one of the men that in his
neighborhood got forty seven cars in his yard and he
be selling them on the side. I think he one
of them people like we all had that dude in
our neighborhood. When you got just like, how do fuck
he get all these cars? It's like, oh, mister Cole

(01:30:31):
got all them cars because he been showing people pictures
of some kid that's that he say his son, and
be like his leg broke. And then people be like, well,
I'll give you the call for free, don't even worry
about paying for it. And then he'd be like, you
want to buy a car, fifty dollars you want to pack?

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
I'm like, how you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Selling cars for fifty dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
That's how?

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Because people just giving them to him, they crying. They
can't drive him to monic Key because they crying so hard.
He ain't got yeah, because he ain't got no upfront investments.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Then he invited me to his church.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Oh no, yeah, And I just told him now at
that point, he was getting out the car and I
just had to tell him, like, hey man, I'm not
going to church like this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
It stops right there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
He said, you know, we got church now, my wife
preacher every third y fifth Sunday or something like that.
I was like, I don't know how many fifth Sundays
there are, but I won't be going to any no offense.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Sounds lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
He's like, you can follow it on Instagram and Facebook.
I won't be not even gonna I'm not even gonna
bullshit you player. This is over.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
This transaction has ended today. Good luck at the monic Key,
you know what I mean. Now, I'm assuming that his
boy that worked at just come and pick him up
for the minkut.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
There never was a car.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
It was all a hustle, get me to sell my
shit for extremely low costs, trying to help out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
A black hate crime kid that may or may not exist,
that could be AI. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
I don't know what was true and what was not.
That man was too good at his job for me
to believe anything.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
And we're already paying you. I'm not trying to go
put you on the paper plan.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
And he told me I must have told you this yesterday.
He said we could work out something for the car,
even if we have to do a payment plan.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Oh no, I said, nigga, I'm on a payment plan
with you. Yes we are. What do you think we
just did?

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
That's not how any of this works.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
No, I can't be paying you a car payment and
then being like, hey, it's me Rod I said, you
get my car payment?

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
Yeah, I just got it. So I was gonna wonder,
can I get my car payment right? Because you owe
me some money as well? What do I do with
you default on the loan?

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Let me run your credit real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
What's your equal facts? Let me see y'all what what
I should have been like, now what's your income? I
should have pulled out a path. I should have pulled
out like some paperwork and been like, now what's your income?

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Nine?

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Yeah, you got a W two. I'm gonna need to
make a copy since we're selling shit over here now
off the record, on the side, I don't want to
get you in trouble at your job, so I'm not
you know, I won't say well, like I said, I'm
not saying names of what we got it just because
I don't want people to.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
I don't want no one get in trouble. I think
it's a funny story and this is not like an
outrage or anger thing. I truly, I'm very happy with
the car, very happy, and it was a fun time.
But still it was so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
We had to tell y'all these stories.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Yeah, we were there for so long and uh, like
I say, and it would be stuff with sometimes I
think he forgot what he was in middle of doing
sometimes and he's.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Like, oh, yeah, I'm supposed to get this. I was like, okay,
another fifteen. It became a running joke with me and Roderick.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
But yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
You know, it was a very black ass time yesterday.
I had a good time. All right, I don't have
any other stuff. We'll skip all the news and stuff,
uh for the rest of the show. I do have
one last thing to talk about, though, What's up? And
it's another one of these like this is a very
random episol, so let's just keep it random. I'll just

(01:34:09):
have the AI throw the ads in wherever it feels like.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
I did want to do one more doing it for
the ground, okay, double doing it for the ground, the
grammar for the the grammar for the grammar for.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
We did not get a lot of answers to this one,
because I just put it up and I did ask
it on Twitter. But I doubt that there's gonna be
a ton of answers to this on Twitter even But
now that most of y'all have probably hopefully seen Centers
or at least you know, what Centers is about. So
this won't be a major spoiler, but it's about vampires.
It's in the trailer, and it does operate by some

(01:35:00):
of the vampire rules, right, and one of those rules
is that vampires must.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Be allowed in, right, you got to let them mission.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
And so it made me think because some of the
funniest stuff happens in the movie when vampires are.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
Trying to be let into the event.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Yeah, they're trying to frame it all types of ways
to be let in.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
So it made me think who would have been the
funniest possible actor to cast to play a locked out
vampire in Centers.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Honey, can't get in and they trying their best to
get you let them in?

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
And why isn't Mike Epps?

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Because for me, it is Mike Else I don't know
how hilarious fitting Now, there's some other suggestions that will
come up that are also very good, if not better,
But Mike Epps to.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Me, somebody says, Walter Gards, hold.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
On, you already jump into the answers.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
But I'm just saying, Mike Epps to me make me
laugh just by smile. And sometimes he's funny and I
could just see him even once he admits to being
a vampire still being funny. Yes, like, oh I almost
got your ass, boy, you will go let me bite you,
gonna let me bite you?

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
What you're gonna let me in?

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Like I could already see him like killing that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
But yeah, other people brought up and I was thinking
mostly black actors, but yeah, Walton Goggins of course will
be uh he's he's amazing and everything anyway, so of
course that would that would that would kill or I
was thinking a lot about this black Southern who could
do black Southern ridiculousness or black ridiculousness.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Uh So people brought up other people that I think
are great. I'll just go through the list. JB Smooth.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
JB Smooth would be good.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
I don't know if you've heard this or not, but
somebody was asking Jabef Smooth about Curve and and this
is something that I've always thought about him and Curve,
but I actually couldn't confirm it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
He confirmed it for me. He basically say they give
them a oh yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
How they film Curve. It's not it's not Jermaine to
just Davy Smooth.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Every single actor, every scene they give you the frame
of the scene and it's all improv right. There may
be a line or two that they tell you, like
we want make sure you bring up the thermostat or something,
but they just film it and play around until they
get That's why Curve is one of my top comedies
of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Ever. Yes, yes, because he said he don't. He told
him I want to get in that ass and they
say cut and he say, what does that mean? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
It's sold like you and it gets that real reaction
on camera and it hits because they never really ready right,
Like I.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Can't even imagine some of it with crazy eyes. Killer says,
are we cool? Day long?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
That's I don't know how they don't just break character
every scene anyway. JB.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Smooth he on my top five motherfuckers. That would be
all the time. He funny, fucking real life funny an animation.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
I don't know if Senel has enough black people to
even be able to do it sketch like this, but
that would be funny as a bunch of different famous
black people trying to play vampires need to be let in.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Uh the big one. Someone said, Jamie Fox.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Absolutely, absolutely, Jamie Fox, I mean Powerhouse Cat Williams was
one for me where I was like, that's one.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
That's one of the ones.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
Cat Williams trying to get let in. Oh my god,
Oh I could oh yeah absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Oh and I want him to be dressed as a
slip back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
Yeah, right, man, when you're gonna let me in this juke.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Joint, like, yeah, that's what i'n't impressed. Ass Now, come on,
I know it's some bitches in there or whatever. He's
just like Cat Williams is.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
He's too funny not to let in. Someone brought up
Eddie Griffin. Although it's been a.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Long time I've seen anything a long time, but when
he was at peak. Yes, yeah, it's been it's probably
been a little too long for me to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
And then on on YouTube Voydwood Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
That would be good. Roywood Junior would be good. He
could do it. He down from down there. He'd be hilarious.
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Oh man, Yeah, I could absolutely see that. Come on,
let me just hold twenty dollars or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
I see that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Chris rad that's a sleeper one. But he is funny.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
He could do it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Chris Red could do it absolutely. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Someone else brought up Cat Williams and then someone replied,
they coat side Cat Williams.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
But yeah, it made me think about that, you know,
like Wanda Sykes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Uh, that was some other I wonder if, like some
of these newer influences, like could drew Ski Drewski would
be a funny one to try to try to get
in or whatever. So yeah, that was that was just
like a funny little thing to think about. I felt
like that was one more thing I was gonna say

(01:40:00):
it now I forgot what it was.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Something else.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
No, it was a completely different random thought that I
had and now for some reason, I can't remember what
the fuck I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
But it was like one more funny thing. But anyway, Yeah,
I just y'all think about that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Who would be the funniest you know, I'm going with
black people, but it could be anybody, I guess it
could you know, Walton Goggins would.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Be cool too.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
But it just it felt like they needed to be
black for the particular scenes that I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
About, because you did to get into the house, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
Like they wasn't letting white people that it didn't fucking matter,
so that, you know, that was Oh I remember the
last thing. I was thinking, Oh my god, have you
seen this on Twitter? Someone asked, said dream Chase, and
Mike said, I think one hundred niggas could beat one gorilla.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Everybody just gotta be dedicated to the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
No, that all hundreds of y'all. Look, do people do
understand how goddamn gly is? Fuck you? Fuck all y'all up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
It led to some of the funniest black This is
one of those moments. That's one of the funniest black
Twitter things ever. Key Keith Palmer, Oh my god, that's
so good. Brooklet shoe babe.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Oh y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Someone said another one that I thought about but didn't
want to say on social media because I feel like
dealing with the pushback.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
Tiffany Hattish Top five.

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
Then I said, Kevin Hard, Kevin Hard obviously, Terrence Howard, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Terrence Howard trying to get in all but see he
wouldn't play it funny, but it would be funny, yes, And.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
I said, come on, man, let me in there. I
know y'all got I know y'all got some good drinks
something in there, man, come home and Shady.

Speaker 5 (01:41:48):
I see Keith Davis, I see Ludacris and somebody else
said George Wallace.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
I'm just kind of scrolling through it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Now, but yeah, this this, this question led to some
of the funniest ship I've seen on Twitter at the
mint seen that that's hilarious. I see it every time
I love again, probably because in my algorithm, but like
people have been sharing, have been sharing memes the gorilla

(01:42:14):
going into the club after smoking a hundred dumb motherfuckers
and they got somebody the gorilla.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
That's hilarious. Y'all up?

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
Uh, yeah, they said, they. Oh, they put Kevin Hart
on the pivot.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Man, what you're saying out loud? The reactions was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Me and my homeboy switching sides have to seeing the
first nigga turned to a Burger Patty.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
What the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Dancing with the gorilla? Oh, this is a dude, they said.
I believe in y'all would keep this in mind on
y'all gearing up. Apparently this TikTok dude. Actually try to
answer this question to scene.

Speaker 7 (01:42:58):
You tell you right now, I would not join in
a modern day hunting party of men because the question
is one hundred men versus one full grown silver back
gorilla and There are people out there like this that
are saying that the one hundred guys would win, and no, no,
they wouldn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Just flat out no.

Speaker 7 (01:43:17):
A gorilla's skin you can't bite through it. They're bones
somewhere between two and four times as thick and dense
as ours. Their hand like, their grip force is something
like thirteen hundred pounds. That means that with one bin
skull would crush your skull. But dudes, this is what
you're fighting. When they stand up, they are six feet tall.

(01:43:37):
They weigh about four hundred pounds on average. They can lift, press,
or pull somewhere between two to four thousand pounds. For
some perspective, that's enough to tear your arm or your
leg off. There's guys out here try to rationalize this,
being like, well, we're endurance animals, and all of this
thing could operate at a quarter of its strength and
still bodybag you. And we haven't even addressed the even

(01:44:00):
if you get close enough, you can't damage it. Thick skin,
super dense bones, wrapped in an insane amount of muscle.
You couldn't hit this hard enough to break anything. Like
its femur is twice the size of yours. I want
you to look at that skull. That skull could head
butt you and cave your.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
Face in to say nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Yes, yeah, you're talking about like we got hands. You
got hands. You had to come in. If you ain't
com with no guns, y'all gonna lose.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
When all one hundred of us line up and the
gorilla make eye contact with me first.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
Me.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
And my friends after seeing the gorilla's ninety seventh killed
from a distance, but it didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Oh my god, Nah, that's crazy, So I said, mekon Vin.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Isn't the last person beside me to fight the gorilla
at the ninety eight others die it, it's Michael Irvin,
that's all.

Speaker 6 (01:45:04):
Listen to everybody. Nobody, nobody believes in you. Aren't you prepare?
Don't you about it? Don't let no one come into
your house, take your meal, do what you need to do.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
I'm not nervous. I'm just telling you thata'st fucking hilarious.
That's hilarious. Oh that was a great clip.

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
When y'all down sixty two men out of one hundred
and the gorilla started using his ultimate nobody care And
that's how a gorilla like it's like a video game
when they do the celebrations and stuff. Me telling the
story of how Gorilla body one hundred niggas in three minutes.
It's Soldier Boy on flat TV.

Speaker 4 (01:45:50):
I hop out, I started shooting.

Speaker 6 (01:45:54):
Shot.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
The nigga shot his head. All the niggas run out
the door. They run out the dough me and the
gorilla effortlessly tells through fifty niggas for a warm up,
go home and get the gun. Run home and get
the gun. This ship hilarious. This is so funny what

(01:46:19):
I've seen.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
Ninety nine niggas getting masch goed, and I've got to
confuse the gorilla.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
I'm just as mad as he is.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
What what what?

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
No, Harry larious.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Somebody said me after
the gorilla kills ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
This is my favorite one.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
You start walking around like a gorillclar e.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
This come on home for us.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
That's my favorite one.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
That's fucking larious. There's no way, man, it's no fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Way that would say.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
When the gorilla swinging one of the one of the
niggas like a bat, taking everybody out, and they try
to push me in the jump you get your heads
off me, Jamie foxing with Dizel.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
You get your hands off me, clorious.

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Good, Oh my god, the gorilla after stacking ninety eight bodies.
You know what for y'all? Okay, this episode is about nothing.
We didn't. Nothing was accomplished here today. No one learned anything.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
We didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
We didn't really talk about you the current events. But
I had a good ass time. I had a good
black ass. We'll be back through the rest of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
I wonder we'll be talking about something more constructed.

Speaker 3 (01:48:06):
Yeah, I'm sure we that's plenty of time to talk
about the burning of the empire, but I don't talk
about this silly ship.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Yeah, sometimes you gotta have shows that ain't about ship.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
Yeah, this is a hopefully it's a good palate cleanser
for y'all that don't need to hear h.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
You know, doom and gloom every.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
Day, right, But yeah, make sure you guys do the
corona bo ourselves and all that stuff. And uh, yeah,
I don't until next time. Oh, I guess we should.
We can still do soort ratchetess, let me at least
do that. We'll do one sword story, guys, and then
we'll get out of here. So we say we did

(01:48:43):
one thing, the whole show of random thoughts.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Yeah for now, and I'll be checking to be sure
places ain't hooka joints.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Oh yeah, I'm never doing that again.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
Son stabs father to death with sore before being fatally
shot by Palm Beach County Shriff's Office deputy. Damn, two
people are dead following domestic violence incident on Emerald Dill's drive.
Also like there might be lounges and shit that are
perfectly fine. I just yes, yeah, but not that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:27):
No, this one. I'm gonna check the reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Yeah, I am too. And it was there.

Speaker 5 (01:49:30):
Me and Roger got to the other restaurant set down.
He was like, oh, I ain't never going back there
to gawin say okay, thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
Page A Palm Beach County Shriff's Office deputy shot and
killed the suspect who had fatally stabbed his father with
a sword early Saturday. According to the Palm Beach County
Sheriff's Office, deputies responded around three am to an arm
domestic incident. When deputies are out of the hand, they
find a man twenty stabbing his father fifty two with
the sword at the issuing commands with the suspect that
dropped the weapon. He refused and they shot the son.

(01:49:58):
Judith McCoy lives in the build and across from the incident.
She said, I cannot imagine the son attacking his father.
I'm shocked about it, very shocked and sad. It's sad,
so sad. Both the father and son died from the injuries.
This is ongoing investigation.

Speaker 6 (01:50:11):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
They placed the pay the officer on paid administrator lead,
so it might have been some suicide by cop type shit.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
Good day. Yeah, you don't never know what that ship it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
But all right there we've ended on a proper downer
note for all of y'all that needed the other way. Yeah,
y'all needed a palette dirtier.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
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