3103: The Miss Piggy Defense

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I listen to the Black GUYO Tips podcast because Rod
and Karen. Hey, welcome to another episode of the Black
Autils podcast. I'm your host, Rod, joined as always by
my co host Karen, and we're live on a Wednesday.

(00:22):
Ready do some podcasting. The official weapon of the show
is the folding chair and the unofficial sports and bullet
ball Extreme extreme extreme. So much stuff to talk about.
Do you have banter? Okay? Cool? So no banter, which
is fine by me. That just means we can debut

(00:44):
my brand new segment that I just came up with.
Now just a second, Wow, Karen, you sound what's going
on over there? It sounds nervous or something.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I'm all right.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's my brand new segment. It's called Rod's Love Advice Corner.
All right. See the problem with these females is that

(01:23):
a lot of them don't know when to be quiet?
Am I right? Fellas? All Right? A lot of times
when I'm walking around, I see women they be having
their mouse opening words be coming out, and I'm like,
do they know they gonna be single forever? Because no
one's gonna ever want to hear that. Okay, we are guys,

(01:43):
the algorithm. We need to make a bigger podcast, is
what I'm saying. That we need more viral clips and
it's not working. Being reasonable in nuanced, it's not, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
You know what, You're right, you're right, king, you right.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, if y'all could just take, like, you know, thirty
seconds of this and maybe clip it somewhere and see
if we can get we just, guys, we're giving up
on d I no more diversity, equity inclusion at the
black out test. We're just trying. It's because of Trump.
We just don't want to have any problems.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
We no problems.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
More listens, and it's just you know, it's tough out
here trying to get these listens.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Ain't it. No, it's tough the streets.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, So maybe y'all can help us out.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's just spread me telling people bad advice about women,
and I think that seemed to work more, you know,
than the than the you know what we do. I
see who's getting invited and nominated for the podcast awards
in the black podcast space. It's not us. We only
been doing it fifteen sixteen years, guysbody's list, but we've

(02:44):
been doing it wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Apparently we have.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
We should have been telling females how to act and ship.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Damn, and these niggas ain't shit.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, let me ask you this, would you go half
on a date with somebody that ain't got a job?
Great question, Think about it, because that's what you're doing.
Every time you take a woman out and she won't pay,
that's basically you paying for the homeboy, all right. And
these days women don't be expecting to put out no
sex like they used to have to back in the

(03:16):
slavery days and before they had credit cards and bank
accounts and shit. Now they all woke. All right, clip
that Leonard brothers. Let's get this rolling, get this.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Money, let's make these coins.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I wonder who the first person was that said got
corny to work as an insult. I don't know, you know,
because they probably had to workshop that that probably wasn't.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Somewhere where where they raised corn. Had to be like well.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I mean like before that, they had to be like
because they don't just raise corn, so they had to
try stuff on people before, like oh look at this
old potato motherfucker right here. Come here, No nobody I
don't like that one. Okay, I see this? Are you
with your girl holding hands you boy, you turn it

(04:06):
be as fuck right now, boy.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
You know that don't work?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You real turn it.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's going down to all the four food groups.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Man, you you acting melon like? Is that is that one? Anybody?
Did anybody else want to call people melons?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Just me?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
All right, just you.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I read someone on Twitter replied to my observation and said, well,
you have to start with the root of the corn nomenclature,
which is that corn is what they would call things
that wore down. So like the bottom of your boot

(04:47):
is corny because it's running out of tread or whatever.
So I said, wow, that's potato as fuck that you
just said that. I was joking. I didn't want a
real answer. I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I wanted to looking for somebody.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You carried him mother, brother, Somebody.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Was like, but Rod, let me explain to you your
you know, the premises of what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
People just don't get it. Care they don't my life.
All right, let's get into a different segment.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Asparagus me please, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
You're a sparagan ass sparagonism. I don't know. Okay, back
to corny. I didn't know she was black until the
number of years ago when.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
She happened to turn black and now she wants to
be known as black.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
People have got to know whether or not their presidents
are crooked. Back, Well, I'm not a crook. I learned
everything I've got. He's old, I'm saying in Tennessee. I know.
It's affection problem in king. Step was just doing me
want me want shame on, Shame on me, shame on,
shame on you, shame on. Sure, we can't get fool again.

(06:02):
I'll tell you what I don't know about you.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
But I'm going to go to bed.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
All right, let's get to this h stuff has been happening.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
It has a lot of ships been happening.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Eli, Musk and Trump fell out.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
What call me shot?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
All right? Shot?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well this is a great thing to play that Stephen
and the Smith clip.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's my clip, steven A Anita Sell? Which one is
that from?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
From?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Guy? I know? But what? What?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh? Shot? Just call me shot?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh no, that's okay. So that's actually Fry from future Alba.
Oh okay, my bad, Yeah, that's that's okay. I do
have it, though, I am shocked. Shocked, well not that shot? Yes, yes,
we saw who didn't see this coming.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
We didn't see this coming.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Eli must the only one that didn't see this coming.
Everybody was like, you're spending all this money on the
narcissist thinking you can control them and you're gonna be
best buddies and he's gonna let you run the White
House because he's so stupid and has no morals. And
turns out all you did was get blamed for everything
they don't like, and then he takes credit for everything
that he does. Like right, everyone gets used to be escapegoat.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Of course accountability.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
But also I don't trust this coming from Musk even
because I think a lot of this stuff is gonna
be a pivot to try to get back into good
graces of people. I think it's way too late for that,
I agree, But I think he's gonna try to do
the like I was fooled. I thought I was doing
good things to help the government when you were getting
racist South Africans here. You thought you were doing good

(07:45):
things to help America where you were cutting kids Medicare
and shit like that. That you just thought that was
just good.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, when you was running up time eye want all
the information and forgot which banky ran up in it
was like, bitch, you ain't from here, and we're not
the United States. We ain't giving you shit.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, so I guess. He did an interview with the
Washington Post and just basically tried to blame Trump for
blaming him and you know, being a victim. People was
burning Tesla's Why would you do that? I think people
spending a bit too much time on politics, he said
in a different interview. It's not like I left the companies.

(08:23):
It was just a relative time allocation that probably was
a little too high. On the government side. I've reduced
that significantly in recent weeks. And he also dissed Trump's big,
beautiful spending bill. I think a bill can be big
or it can be beautiful, but I don't know if
it can be both my personal opinion. And Trump's already
talking about him because he talked about a billionaire friend

(08:44):
that he has that's on those zipics. So, like the
snakes biting each other, what is it when two scorpions
help each other across the river? What the fuck did
that mean? Just everybody stabbing each other on the way
across NPR and Colorado Public Radio stations are on Trump
and the White House because you know, Trump and them
trying to come for the funding.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, get on the long list of other people that
are suing. And it's also one of the things where
I go back to it, you did not do your job,
and now you're paying the consequences for not doing your job.
NPR NPR because some shows are actually on NPR and

(09:26):
it's maybe they're not. Hold on, let me take that back, because.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I feel like, of all the organizations NPR.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not MPR.
I'm thinking, what is it a The New York Times.
I'm sorry, so this is not done. Okay, So for MPR,
NPR is one of the few places that when you listen,
you go, okay, somebody research somebody, you know, fact checked,

(09:53):
like like you're getting from a good So it may
be like they cover white people doing white people shit
and shit like that, when you're like, this is a
point of the story. But at least they're doing their job.
But they will also do the quote unquote other side
to more more than most other public things.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
I think. So the reason I want to make the
distinction is that I think NPR does a great job
of covering Trump, and I also think this is retaliation
because they did that great job because they're not they
do public they do talk about it being the big
lit and they don't. They're not settling lawsuits with Trump
and shit. And I think now that he's in office,

(10:32):
he's doing executive orders to retaliate.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, because they'd be like, this is what he did, y'all.
These are the things that he's doing, y'all. Like like
it's almost like they're fact base. They're like, like, we're
not going to sugarcoat for you. These are the things
that he did.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's not always obvious when the government has acted with
the retaliatory purpose and violation of the First Amendment. But
this wolf comes as a wolf. The legal filing from
the public broadcaster states the order target's NPR and PBS
expressly because in the president, their news and other content
is not fair, accurate, or unbiased. The lot about the
wolf was drawn from a nineteen eighty eight descent by

(11:07):
the late US Supreme Court justice at Tenscalia. Oh, that's
a very strategic quote because he's an extreme conservative that
probably would have bent ouver backwards for Trump. But they're
using his own words against them from his ruling. But yeah,
good luck to them. And this is a major case
because I think it means a lot for free speech

(11:28):
and news in this country.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
And particularly with PBS. A lot of children grew up
on PBS and like Sesame Street and all that shit,
like Netflix end up purchases Sesame Street, Sessimme Street. Used
to be free, like free, and now it's literally behind
the paywall. And I was Netflix is about that money,
so who knows how long it might actually be around.

(11:50):
When people going like, y'all not profitable, we cutting it
like you know what I'm saying, because they're about that money.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well, it's profit is We've talked about this before. Streaming
profit is not u waited. You can't directly correlate it
to anything.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Also, people with kids will probably just hit play on it, agreed,
So it's not you know, so that's a whole nother
area we're not even thinking about. So if you have
Netflix and you have that kids thing, there's content on
that you just probably ever green content. That's that's some
of it is because they're putting the entire like thirty
year archive on.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
The Oh, so they put like everything on that. Okay. Yeah,
But and I guess and I guess I'm just thinking
about the kids that that paywall might limit their access
to it, that's all.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
But yeah, this don't have it, you know, I agree? Agree, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know Netflix is the big bad guy to a
lot of people. But in this case, the when they're
cutting the public resources, it's going to be private. It
just is like when the government is withholding the tax
dollars we spend and saying you can't have this. A
company like PBS has no recourse. You got to start

(12:57):
either selling shit out or the production companies have start
working directly for profit services. When this was to go,
uh the dj Ass Supreme Court to allow rapid deportation
the countries where immigrants have no ties. Man, instead of
saying you're from El Salvador, you're here legally, we're sending
you back to El Salvador, it would be you're from

(13:19):
who gives a fuck, and we're sending you to wherever
we find can be to be convenient. Just get the
fuck out the country. I think what's very interesting about
this is how is this not a violation of other
people's not just the rights of humans, but these countries, like,
does do other countries want these people as well, or
they like cool, bring them here. It just seems like

(13:41):
a weird thing. And under Trump, I don't trust that
it won't become retaliatory. And like because if Republican senators
would send groups of migrants on buses to what they
considered be Democrat stronghold cities, right, if they're willing to
do that, how can you say the resident who's one
of the pettiest, ridiculous people, and the people around him

(14:04):
who are some of the most corrupt, evil people, how
can you say for sure that they wouldn't send like, uh, oh,
you guys in France are saying bad shit about how
we handle immigration. Oh, Canada got something to say. We're
sending our El Salvadorans to Canada now, Like, I just
don't trust that they would and they just any amount

(14:26):
of professionalism, courtesy, or humanity.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Right, And it's also one of those things because I'll side,
they count on quote unquote you doing the right thing,
so any people show up, you can like okay and
versus you being like fuck that and fuck you and
take these people back.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah. So I mean, yeah, I don't know, man, you
can't trust this administration to do the right thing. Ever,
so it's always kind of scary whenever some shit like
this happens, because it's like and and keep in mind,
this is whoever they're saying, our immigrants that here, they're saying,
we really do not fuck it like they're not. They

(15:04):
don't want they don't won't do process right, they don't
want judge oversight, and they don't want to have to
be beholden us sending people to the right country. The
signal is so loud, it's not even they're just saying
what they're gonna do. And there are people that are
still like, not understanding how dire this moment is.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Right until all of a sudden, you separated from your
family and you in another country you don't speak the
fucking language.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, and you like it, but I have my papers, Okay,
so the other people. And that didn't stop us either.
The CDC is COVID vaccine recommendation for healthy kids and
pregnant women, which I think makes it for just kids
that are sick and people over sixty five. As far
as the program where the government pays for it, I
believe I don't think this or not even the program.

(15:53):
It's the recommendation from the CDC, So I don't think
it's binding in that if you have private and insurance
and you want to go get the shot, I believe
you can still just go get the shot, right, But
for now it still cuts off people that are on
you know, government assistance. It's still cut like if you're
they just decide that you can't have it anymore. That

(16:15):
is basically we're gonna treat it like Honestly, I was
gonna say, like the flu, but it's actually worse than
the flu because the flu, they let everyone get your
flu shot if you want, Like, they don't restrict the thing.
They like, it's just people don't get it. But they
don't say like, oh you're you're forty, you can't get
a skip flu shot. You need to be sixty five
if you're using medicaid.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, what's so fucked up is there's going to be
a huge spike in COVID in children because naturally, even
prior to COVID, naturally children breed sickness. They just do
because they're growing up. They're touching shit, They pummelan shit,
putting things in them out there around each other, they
breathe like like like like they just germ just just germs,

(16:55):
and so getting these shots matter, and what about their
children that are immune compromised? So now I have to
I go to school with somebody else who you know,
isn't doesn't get these shots, and now all of a sudden,
I'm sick. I'm taking it back to my family members
so I could die from you know, because people Federal
realized this shit does impact children too. Everybody could you know,

(17:16):
consider adults, but it has to be very, very stressful
for children to go to school under these situations. We
just sent children back and was like, get it together, kids,
but they were fucking traumatized like we were. They have
PTSD that have family members that died, classmates that died,
teachers that died, and we expect them to go back
to school like everything was okay.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, and this comes as like a new variant is
on the horizon for COVID and people are like, yeah,
it may give rise to more infections. And just when
do you put the people in charge who are just unseerious,
people who have more ego than they do any knowledge
of the field they're they're being put in charge of.

(17:57):
This is an extremely dangerous situation and I worry for
all of us.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, yeah, and particularly like I said, with the children
and pregnant women, you know, because you already are susceptible
because you're pregnant, you know, type of thing. And it
was very hard to convince a lot of pregnant people
to take the COVID shot when it first came out, anyway,
And so it's one of those things to where I
do not see this ending well for anybody, and I

(18:26):
will continue to take it as long as I can.
Whatever it is, I will continue to take this shot.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
It's just scary because, like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is
tweeting about it, you know what I mean, This is
your Secretary of Human Health and Human Services. You know
what I mean? Like, what are you doing? We are
now one step closer to realizing Potise's promise to make
America healthy again. And I just want to emphasize on

(18:52):
the make because I really think that maybe someone else
was brought this point up, but this is the first
I've never heard anyone make it, So I'm just making
it for what's to me seems like the first time.
But I'm sure it's been eight years of the slogan,
So whatever, but it's the make in that make a

(19:14):
migregat again, it's capital make in ak and not because
make is in like enthusiasm, but it's in like a demand. Yes,
And I think even this is a demand because what
I believe they think motivates humans is pain and anguish

(19:36):
and strife and not charity, not humanity, not support. They
think that makes people reliant and weak, right, and so
their whole thing is, well, we won't have any vaccines
now everyone has to stay in shape or eat drink
alkaline whatever whatever it is that RK. Junior believes makes

(19:57):
him immune to COVID, then will he'll never get really
sick or whatever. But that's just not how people work.
He's gonna all in the same country that sells Big
Max on every corner. You're not gonna end up with
this like and then every big McDonald's went out of
business because everyone in the country realized they couldn't get vaccinated.
So everyone wanted to be in tip top shape, and

(20:20):
we decided to do that. Not to mention, of course,
even when it comes to funding for people who literally
have disabilities and other things that wouldn't allow them to
be into shape. RFK Junr sounds like a eugenesis like.
He does not sound like a person who believes these
people are part of our society and should be protected.
He believes. He's like, they're not contributed. We should get

(20:41):
rid of them. We let these people be in charge,
these fucking like these guys who sound like Nazis, We
let be in charge.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yes we did. And I look at the populace, and
I look at the voting populace, and I look at
the people that didn't vote. You will always be held
accountable to me, excuse me, I don't want to hear
nothing else. If you set your ass out, you are
just as accountable as the people that voted for Trump.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Trump stops. He throws American business in the He throws
American businesses in the chaos with a forty four billion
dollar like basically executive order halting all student visas.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, because he does not care. He does.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
This is the president that businesses voted for thinking he
was pro business.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yes they did. They voted for him and.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
All those tech bros at his fucking inauguration because they thought, well,
the way he rules will help me exploit the workers
even further than I am. Hey, he's been throwing a
monkey wrench and that shit too. He's a chaos agent.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yes he has. And I remember a while ago, I
forgot who wrote in. Somebody wrote in. They was talking
about Trump running again, and how you know he's not
that brid and he's not that smart. And I said this,
and I will continue to say this. Trump learned. Trump
might not be the sharpest knife in the room. But
Trump learned from the first time.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
And the people who want to use him learned. They
learned that he could be used. And the only thing
that stopped him was he had some actual people who
were really either patriots or politicians who cared about being
reelected or something. They weren't all Maga loyalists, and they
weren't all like right wing nazi you know type people,

(22:22):
white supremacists, right, And that was the only thing that
stopped him. And so there that was a signal to
a lot of people like, well, next time, we just
need to make sure that we're there. Ye won't stop him.
We'll put the gasoline on the fire.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yep. You need checks and balances, And those people were
the checks and balances. Those people basically stood up for
the American public, like I understand why people are resigning
from these high level positions and walking away. But at
the same time, shit, somebody got to be there to
be an obstructionist because if not, all they're gonna do
is replace you with somebody else's gonna do whatever the
fuck they're gonna do, and then the train just keeps

(22:57):
on moving. Like somebody has to stand in the gap
for the people who are not elected officials and don't
know how the shit works. Like somebody has to be
there because what happens when all the good people decide
to fucking leave.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
He also Marco Rubio said that they're gonna be doing
social media screening and vetting of these people. So they're
looking for these students social media, probably to see if
they are anti Trump or liberal or pro power stout
or something like that, just so they can keep them
out of the country.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Right, this sh should not matter.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, I'm watching a documentary series about Vietnam on Netflix
right now. It's called Turning Point. Vietnam is five parts,
and it's just I wish people watch stuff like this
because there's too many people in America who just don't
think those things can happen here, and you're just one
or two tragedies or chances of fate from things going

(23:55):
right back on the path to just evil. And that's
the after this country has stayed on from inception. And
anytime you bring it up, people get they think their
angry emotions make it not true that they're mad, like
your facts don't matter because they're upset. But it's bullshit, right, And.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
On top of that is one of the things where
people go, well, how did they let this happen? And
how do they let this will happen? And how do
these countries get take over? Bitch? We in the middle
of it. We are literally in the middle of the
shit happening. Dictatorships and all this shit that you know,
all the historians have been warning us about for years
and decades and shit like that. And people are like,
we are ripe for these things. And people go, well,

(24:38):
how did this happen? It happens from people not caring.
It happens from people sitting out. It happens from people
thinking that their vote doesn't matter. That's how it happens.
It happens for people not being considerate and caring about
their fellow American. That's how it happens. It happens from
racism and misogyny and homophobia. That's how it happens, and
it can happen in your face because it's happening in

(25:00):
real time. People don't see the results of it, but
eventually the results will be here and we have to
live with the consequences of the choices that this country made,
and then the next generation is gonna be like, but
we can't believe that, you know, they let that shit happen.
I can because history repeats itself if you don't know it.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Last one, because we are pretty pretty mad guys. Okay,
I tried to keep it.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
In, but I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Obama's female secret service staff car in a shameful brawl
outside his eight million dollar DC mansion.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh oh, who.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
The fuck be hiring the Obama Secret Service? I just
need to know.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, I want to know who hires them to Then
somebody have like rende vous in his fucking house when
he went there.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yes, like his secret service was getting hoes in one country, Uh,
doing drugs? Now they fighting outside the crib, Like, what
the fuck is happening? This is not Bella, no.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Chaz, It's up sending me in my homegirl, because we
feel like, what damn if you can't go to bed?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
And I say, what the hell, Coulse, you got it?
Where can you go?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Where can you go?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Like?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
What are y'all doing?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Sain't sexy?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Red?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Y'all need to get back to the motherfucking doing your jobs.
Y'all a kanya now, who. I don't fight, I don't argue.
I just hit that bitch.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I hit that bitch. Bitch you all FBI agent, a
CIA agent? What the fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
It happened May twenty first, at two thirty am, and
the audio before the fight shared by Real Clear Politics
reporter Susan Crabbe. Crabtree, I feel like Real Clear Politics
is one hundred gonna be some conservative bullshit. But whatever,
But it says one of the secret Service agents was

(26:50):
reportedly her calling for a supervisor as she threatened attack
her colleague. Can I get a supervisor down to Delta
to immediately before I who this girl's ass?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
That's when that goes. Send somebody immediately immediately. I don't
know what's happening down now, but y'all need to go
check on Sheila. She lads lost all the calm and
tables about to be moving. It is in emergency when
somebody talked to you like that, when they when they
open the clock and they switched like that, she said

(27:27):
into her wrist on her sleeve too, you know she did.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Can you need somebody down to delta to a meiu?
I'm finna whoop this girl's ass over?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
So you know, it's like official record now, right uh.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
A Secret Service spokesperson said the fight came as agents
were on duty. It's Uncleared Obamas were home at the time.
The individuals involved suspended from duty at this matter is
the subject of internal investigation. The Secret Service has a
very strict code of conduct for all employees, and any
behavior that violences coaches are acceptable. Giving this is personnel matter,
we are not in a position to comment further.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, whatever, everybody gone, you and the person you fight,
everybody gone. What do we doing here?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
What is heavening with that Secret Service in Vineyard? Like
one Secret Service dudes had hoes come over, like what what?
What is heavening? And why is that okay?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Why is it okay? What? Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Man? I wish I knew who the agents were because
I'm like, I want to I want to play guess
the race. But I don't want to assume nothing negative.
I feel like if a black woman made it to
Secret Service detail hard to get that, you know, would
have to be even more professional than anybody else. And
then it's like, well, I don't know. That sounds like

(28:49):
black people talk. It was like, wow, what this girl's
ass is? Like why I speak that? I can't say that.
I think they have video of the fight, but it's
ARC and it's night time. It's like night vision or something.
But I guess this is THEMB fighting. I can't tell.
Oh shit, I can't tell the race from there. I

(29:11):
don't know. Guys, you guys look at the context clusing,
y'all see any race? I can't. I can't see anything.
I would. I don't know. Can I say? I hope
it's not us? I hope is that? Okay? The same
is that?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Okay? With my fingers crossed. Don't be one of.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Us, Please be them white people, don't be don't be
out of our group. I mean, come on, man. It
comes a year after Secret Service Agent Michelle Hrsag, who
is white, who was assigned to then Vice President Kamala Harris,
was removed from duty after she got into a physical
fight with her fellow agents.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
What what is happening at the job?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Is it just the black people who Secret Service agents
be fighting?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Is that it what is happening at the job? Your
job is? Your job is stressful. You get hit with
a bullet at any time, and we out here browlin.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Now, I want to write a whole TV show called
the Secret Service, and it's just uh Secret Service. But
it's like the office. It's like people eating people sandwiches
out the fridge. Somebody micro waven fish Like, I'm gonna
shoot this motherfucker. I don't care if the president is here.
Somebody makes sure EGO has landed before I booked this

(30:25):
bitch ass. She was armed a weapon, remainder at the
host till she was disarmed by her colleagues. She was
handcuffed and removed from the termino. Yeah, they said she
uh began exhibiting aggressive behavior. She tackled the senior agent
and charge of security, detailing the game, punching him. Oh no.

(30:46):
The Secret Service was overhauled under Trump as his own agent.
Kuren was installed as a new chief son at the
butler shooting. Uh so after that shooting at him. So,
I don't know what's gonna happ But man, what stop?
Stop it? What are y'all doing right? What y'all supposed

(31:07):
to be? Somebody right? The Secret Service can't be fucking
brawling out front right now.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
This is stupid. This is absolutely ridiculous. Get this, my girl,
get out of here. We are adults and this is ridiculous.
God of the crap.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, that's ridiculous, ain't it?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Goddamn all right, let's get into another segment. Let's see
what we want to do here. Guys, it's been a
while since he did some lgbt Q news.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Let me see what you want to be. You better
move your body, you better move your feet, and I
want to show me little cool, riding, caring babies.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Lgbt Q News gonna take down. I'm still shining. L yep,
l g b t Q News. Go around the globe

(32:19):
find if art goes about l g b t Q
people and what they're going through right now. And uh
and yes, sad the depressing subject, as my girl, miss
Barnes says in the chat. Uh, let's see how about
this twice? As many Americans? Uh what most Americans won't

(32:42):
change their buying habits. If a store or brand sells
prime merch mm.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Hmmm, we know, right, you ain't telling me ship, I
don't know. We know, spend my money like normal.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
That's why this ship is so whack, right, That's why
letting the culture ward be won by Trump and them,
or people taking the win for Trump as a win
for culture warship, it's sad. That's why it's fucked up,
because what does that mean? So most people won't give
a fuck. Nope, they're just gonna go there and shop.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
You sell on the product, and I want to hear
my money.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Most people do not care, and yet Target can't wait
to run away from DEI all the beer companies scared,
like just ridiculous. But yes, of course most people wouldn't care.
And I feel like those who do care and those
who would shop there because of it, it won't offset

(33:42):
each other because obviously those who who do care will
be a higher percentage because they're just you know, they're hateful.
But I bet you there are people who are like yeah,
and I would go there because of it, Like I
like the support, right, it definitely means that's what black
people are doing with Target.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Right now, and Target is filling a burn.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, but but when Target, Target didn't even realize they
had it like that. But when the DEI stuff they
were doing was working, black people were like, yes, I
want to shop people.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
A lot of black people went out their way to
go to Target to buy certain products because they was like, well,
I know I can get it at Target and support
these species. And not only was it black people, it
was like a collection of.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yes, it's not it's black people, it's LGBTQ people, women, women,
it's latinos, all kinds of everybody. They hit everybody that
is a marginalized person of some identity or whatever with
the fuck your dollars. And so yeah, they catching it
from a lot of people. Black people seem to be
taking most of the credit. But I mean I've seen
Latino people taking credit. I've seen LGBTQ people taking credit

(34:44):
because a lot of people are boycotting at the same time.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yes, yes, not and and it matters. And it's also
one of those things that me and you talked about it.
They did not realize the group that they were trying
to cater to is not enough to sustain them.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
They were not just not stain them, not just not
sustain them. Because I don't think they were making the
gamble of oh, this group of biggots will come and
start shopping here, like I don't think that's why they
did it. I think they were thinking to themselves, the

(35:18):
other people won't stop shopping.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Here, okay, like almost like what trust to you.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Got, because it's not like these hateful places that are
anti Target because Target had pride merch, are gonna be like,
well they don't have the pride merch. Everyone, let's go
buy some Target stuff. They're like, they're gonna stay like
their petty grievance, fake victims. They're gonna forever say fuck Target,
no matter what Target would have done after that agreed.
So they like, they don't take victory laps. They don't

(35:45):
and buy victory laps. I mean, they don't like Kid
Rock shoots up cans of whatever the beer is. He
doesn't then go out and buy a keg and starts
drinking and go we won the culture battle, guys, No
more gay stuff for that. So anyway, all that stuff
to say, it's an even dumber decision because what you're
fucking around and finding out is we will stop fucking

(36:06):
with you. And now you can't just flip the switch
back on.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
But yes, and trying to do everything you can to
bring us back, and people are like, no, bitch, it's
a fuck you.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I don't even know what are they're doing to get
us back. I think they met with sharp thing Other
than that. I don't know that I got more stuff
in fucking with black people that they just recently did
that would make you think it's the opposite. So I'll
get into that. DC gets the longest Rainbow Street mural
ever as a city decks itself out for world pride. Okay,

(36:38):
don't good for them. I think it's interesting because, you know,
I feel like a lot of people are upset that
they took down the Black Lives Matter mural, but you know,
I guess you know, they're still holding it down somewhat
as a progressive city, and it's not like that Black
Lives Matter mural health at all. Taking it down helped
at all because trumping them don't give a fuck about

(37:00):
that black city, I know not. The book I'm reading
now is called I Think Black Broadway, and it's about DC,
like this area of DC they called Black Broadway and
how it was formed and the history of the city

(37:20):
of d c and all that stuff. And I mean,
like everything you know it without knowing it. But it's
just like everything down south slavery, yep, like the White
House slavery, all.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
That shit was people died because when they first got
there it was treacherous and trees, it was terrible. So
they basically had a bunch of slaves build a White
House and break down them trees and shit. A lot
of people died, you know, injuries and shit like that.
So you know when so when people say the White
House was it by slaves, that is a fact.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah. And also just like people coming up from the
South during the Civil War, they were just basically putting
black people anywhere you could store black people because that's
how many people was leaving, escaping the South to try
to be free in the North. And people was dying
of sickness. They were in these camps, they was in
these Uh. They put black people in a fucking prison

(38:15):
one time, not not as prisoners, but because they had
nos to house them. They were in prison and the
other half of the prison was Confederate soldiers that had
been you know, stopped during the war, that had either
surrendered or got captured. So like this is just a
fucked up time and that location in that history of
blackness there is checkered. But anyway, all that stuff to say,

(38:40):
it's interesting they took down Black Lives Matter, But then
it's like, we're gonna have the Longest Pride thing, And
I'm like, man, I wonder how black gay people feel
in dealing with that juxtaposition of like, Okay, so y'all
didn't want to stand up for Black Lives matter anymore,
but yay Pride March longest longest road Coever, It's like, well,

(39:01):
how long do you erase this in abandon this fight?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yep, they will as well. Y Trump says something put
out executive order tweet about it that she to go
a way to.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, let's see. Attorney General threatens doctors with tenures in
prison for providing gender affirming care. Attorney General Pambondi, who
has a long history of opposing LGBTQ plus rights, issued
a memo to the DJ telling employees to investigate and
prosecute cases of minors assessing gender affirming care as female genitalization. Wait,

(39:35):
female genital mut mutilation. There you go. Now, the thing is,
I'm pretty sure this isn't happening.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Right right, This isn't half funning.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
And they do stuff like this where they're like, we
will not give government funding to any school that forces
people to get the COVID vaccine. It's like there are
zero schools in America that are doing that right, and
definitely zero that are taking public money to do.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Like to take a couple of money rights.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
But they but he'll you'll write that executive order, you'll
write that memo, you'll tell the press that, and it
doesn't matter that it's not happening. It signals to a
certain type of conservative like, look at my kick ass president.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
He ain't doing shit.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah. So yes, you know, you're not gonna find kids
that are getting like like Trump said, going to school
as a boy, coming home as a girl, and shit,
he's just not gonna find works. But it just doesn't
seem to matter to to to they're not worried about
the truth is the point, agreed. Uh, let's see what

(40:39):
else you got here? Uh, GOP candidate hand wrote a
note into a bill to denounce marriage equality.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Virginia's Can wrote, you didn't even type it up, so
all of a sudden, I'm reading all of a sudden
I'm looking at cursive.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
The fuck is this Virginia. Virginia's lieutenant governor, who is
the GOP candidate for governor this year, included a handwritten
note denouncing the same sex couples marrying when moving a
bill about marriage for it. Last year, the Virginia Senate
passed the bill and Earl Sears. That's her name, Winsome

(41:12):
Earl Sears, and she's running for governor. So I hope
winso lose some this November.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Right, remember that name for people that's voting out there.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
So she put in a uh, she did. She put
a handwritten note in this bill. As a lieutenant governor,
I recognize or respect my constitutional obligation to adhere to
the procedures laid out in the Constitution of Virginia. However,
I remain morally opposed to the content of HB one
seventy four as passed by the General Assembly.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
So it's passed like general Assembly.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
But they I don't know if they saw the note
or not, or how.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Does it even make it official? It ain't in the document.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Oh, I don't know that it is official saying she
did that shit anyway, Oh, just like okay, so you object,
but you but you recognize you have to uphold the law.
Winsome is not a conservative, said Casey Flores, who founded
the Law Cabin Republicans of Richmond. She's kind of a
theocratic total to total totalitarian tolitarian. She's actually she actually

(42:19):
does care what people do in their bedrooms. And you know,
I think the Republican Party is largely past that. Buddy.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Do I have news for you and the other Law
Cabin Republicans. Republicans, they are not past that. Republicans don't. Yeah,
if they're not Republicans, why would they care about IVF?
Why would they care about birth control? Like? Why why
would they care about these things?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
So, yeah, that's how much she hate gay people. She
had to handwrite the ship in there. Like I would
also like to say, still hate gay people even though
we got to uphold the law.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Making up bullshit, no excuses. They're not a Republican bitch,
what are they then?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Right? That's that he ain't no man if he put
his hands on you, and like, wait a minute, he's
still a man.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
He's a full lass man.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
What you're talking about? That's still that's still a man.
You can't just take them out of being a man.
If I say that man hit me and then the
police go, ma'am, if you hit you, wasn't a man.
We're looking for a little boy. Motherfucker was six five, right, like,
you better find this motherfucker. All right, let's get into
other stuff. Let's see. Maybe well I was just some

(43:30):
just regular ass news guys. Okay Jahim arrested again on

(44:07):
animal cruelty charges in Georgia. Jah Mm hmm. That's a singer, right, yeah. Oh,
R and B singer, R and B singer exactly again,
Rod Willers and bulls. That's an R and B stand for.
When it comes to him. R and B singer Jahen,

(44:29):
best known for his early two thousand hits like Put
That Woman First and Fabulous, has once again found himself
facing legal trouble. He was arrested on May first and
Fulton County, Georgia, and chargers six Council animal cruelty. They
say he failed to provide adequate water, sanitary conditions, and
proper ventilation for several dogs in his cab. The dogs

(44:52):
involved in the case are reportedly named tweet, Tip, Taka, Tank, Timber,
and tanger Teased.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Apparently, I feel like them.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Dogs probably getting confused all the time, like who now
who you say?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Which one as you talking to?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
This isn't Jane's first running with the law regarding animal welfare.
In September twenty twenty one, he was arrested in Hillsborough,
New Jersey after police discovered fifteen dogs living dangerous and
unsanitary conditions at his home.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Fifteen that's a lot of animals, that is h couldn't
even imagine.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Us order, Yeah, definitely, yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Because you have to keep dogs clean and you know,
clean up behind him and wash him and shit.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Just in case you know. Well, see that's what happened.
When he tried to tell us about himself. He telled
us he had ghetto love, and then next he told
us he was still ghetto.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
So that's a defiant couple of album titles right there,
And that's what this faund. It seemed like he did
these animals with some ghetto love, and I don't like that. So, yeah,
he's out here not putting the animals first, guys, apparently not.
Let's see, Glorella invokes Michael Jackson after nose job, Cardi

(46:11):
B offers advice. So Gloriala had posted a picture and
everybody was like, oh, you got a nose job, because
it did look you know, different, Her nose looked different, Okay,
and she addressed the rooms on Twitter saying and did
I don't internet shit and I don't do mess. It

(46:32):
was an innocent repost, y'all b yessing, and Cardi B
replied to it because she had no surgery in twenty twenty,
she said, it took me like six to seven months
for my nose to settle. I was freaking out. Cardi
also urged people to consider the emotional total cosmetic surgery recovery.
Be gentle when somebody comes on social media, you know

(46:53):
that they just got their nose done, be very gentle
because they're on medication, pay medication, and they just did
a very different transition. You're practically a new person, so
you're very sensitive. Like the comments and the dragon it
fuck with your head, So be gentle.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, somebody like her with knowing.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah she read her comments.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah she be in it. And also she had like, uh,
butt work done, you know, like hip work done and
stuff like that. I think she was she was the
one that end up getting it taken out later on
and stuff like that. And you know, being very open
and kind of talking about it, so I could see
her being really sensitive on topic like this.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, So I think the weirdest thing to me is
I mean, I guess everyone's vicariously living through celebrities and
maybe it makes me the weird though, but I do
not feel entitled to a celebrity's body me either in
this way of like you need to change, like change
or not change, and I guess I did. I never

(47:51):
got into the culture of cosmetic surgery as a like
just a thing that you do. I mean, it's your body,
your choice. So I'm like, I know enough cerebrally to
not be judging and talking down on people. But at
the same time, it's like when this happens, it does
make people start thinking about like did you think something

(48:14):
was wrong with your beautiful African American knows? You know,
like you can't help but think that when it because
so much pressure in socide of pressure is put on
these people to conform and look a certain way. I
think part of people is not just entitlement to the body.
But it's like, wait, did you, like Lil Kim, did

(48:35):
you not know you were beautiful? And she's talked about
she didn't know or she just never felt that way
because the thing she had to deal with trauma she
dealt with. I don't say anything bad or negative about
little Kim and her body at this point, but it's like,
that's it's a shame that you went through all of that,
and you were put through all of that, and it

(48:56):
made you go, you know, get run the surgery and
stuff like that, or you know, bleach your skin, stuff
like that, and there's an anti blackness. But I think
what happens is that people come down on the artists
and the person. And I think that's what Cardi is
really talking about. And I think that parasocial relationship is
very dangerous because people don't think of think first. They

(49:17):
just want to at you and say something mean or
say something well, get your nose back. I can't, and
you wouldn't say that if I was your fucking sister
and you walked to my hospital room and I was
coming from surgery. Regardless of what you thought, you're not
gonna be like I gotta throw up, Like you're gonna
be somewhat more tactful. But you don't know this person,

(49:39):
so you can just say something caddy. But yeah, it's
just you know, it's just unfortunate yea.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
And it's also one of those things. But I'm similar
to I agree with you on those things because, like
you say, it's theirboudy, their choice, and you don't know
why people make these decisions. And some people make these
decisions they are happy with it and they love it
kind of regardless of what people think. That's all My
thing is that you just be happy with your choice
and decision, whatever that decision is for you. Because a

(50:04):
lot of people have all types of surgery for all
types of but and a lot of times when people
I don't know specifically with knows, but sometimes people have
surgeries and they're not always they might be they appear cosmetic,
but they might be for other reasons, and people treated
like the same thing and they're not always the same thing.
Like some women have breast reductions for various type of
reasons you know, or you know, and so it's one

(50:27):
of the things people go your breasts were just fine,
but you don't know why. I And that's why I
don't go into the judgmental thing, because you don't know
why they opted to do that. Maybe I was tied
of buying three hundred dollars bras. You know what I'm saying.
Maybe my back was aching, like you you don't.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I think also, like I get that, you know, if
your job is to be a fucking comedian, then you know,
I get the haha or whatever to it. But I
think also like people be having like a bunch of
trauma and stuff around those things. It's not as simple
as I got my boozerdu And I never thought about

(51:01):
how it's gonna make some people think I'm less attractive.
I never thought about how people gonna question if I'm
a woman now I had a double misectomy. You know,
people I had cancer or whatever. And it's like, we
treat people like it's a open thing because you're a
public's figure, so why can't we just talk about your body?
But you never fucking know. And you know, like I said,

(51:24):
it's it was more interesting the response than it was
what she said. But just how people were like, oh
my god, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah, it goes back, like you said, to that parasocial relationship.
And I don't know what the number or the status
and the thing is arbitrary varies per person. Once you
hit a certain level, whatever the particular person has decided
all of a sudden, your humanity doesn't matter and people
can disconnect and they talk to you like that because
they're not directly impacted by you, like you say, they

(51:55):
if this was somebody that they personally know is something
like that, even if they felt that way, they would
not say to their faces, know, would they treat them
like that? Uh?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Scissors defends Meghan the Stallion against harassment over Tory Lane's case.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Good.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, she said, I'm actually so shocked at the amount
of people fully comfortable bullying a woman that's proven to
be a victim of assault. She said on Instagram. She
followed up with even sharper words the density five exclamations.
I'm actually so shocked the amount of people fully comfortable
with a woman who that's proving to be a victim

(52:29):
of salt Like out loud where other people can see
you laugh my ass off, you find to be stupid
out loud, she's so funny. But yeah, absolutely, Like I
you know, it's it is interesting like who comes to
the defense and who doesn't. And I will say, like
I don't think joining the internet phrase is gonna sway
anything at this point, like people that are harassing Megan

(52:52):
the Stallion are not a scissor comment away from going,
oh my god, I've been so foolish, right, But it's
good to see like somebody at least having her back,
because I feel like a lot of industry people either
being quiet or just they've let they don't want to
deal with the harassment and the push back of those
like Tory Lanez bots and toxic dudes and all this ship.

(53:14):
So I think a lot of people I think Tory
Lanez did do it and are just like, but I
don't want to get involved because I don't want y'all
in my mentions.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Right, not a lot of people like leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, all right, let's get to another section. Oh let's see,
how about I don't want to do next? I guess
we can do some white people news. Maybe how about
that pull up my white people news music. See what

(53:46):
these whites are up to? All right, White people news? Wait,

(54:13):
this thing is not working rights? Okay, Okay, here we go.
The Chucky star, the guy who starred as Chucky. Okay,
he dead sixty one years old. Oh no, and this
comes two years after he was investigated for sexting minors.

(54:33):
That's right, Karen, Oh yeah, oh yeah, still, oh yeah,
get him out of here. He's gone still, Oh get
out of here, your child sex and uh evil doll.
You didn't have to be the fucking good thing in
real life.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
No out here chopping kids up on the movies and
in real life, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Get out of here. Ed Gail, his niece, said some
nice things about him dying, but that's not what we're
here for. She said. He was the fun uncle, a
little too funny, ask me, Ed Gail is taking his
final bow, is now headed into the after life. She wrote,
Ed hitched the ride to California when he was twenty
years old with the with forty one dollars in a dream,

(55:16):
and he never looked back. Okay, ay, all right, this
come on, that's not how people write about people dying
that fast, right, He lit up the silver screens and
coke classics films like Howard the Duck and chop Her
Chicks in Zombie Town. Now you know he did not
light up the silver screens the Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town.

(55:37):
What is that movie that's not no Colt classic?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Can you even find that that's probably own their own.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Beta max that's Coke forty five.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Shout out to people that know what the Beta MAXI is.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Shot people to know what Coke forty five is turning
himself some serious street cred at every coin he attended,
which he never stopped bragging about ever over the course
of his career, paying over one hundred and thirty movies,
TV shows and commercials with his ride Range by work.
Why'd range your body of work? He leaves behind full
a legacy full of questionable lighting and amazing one liners.

(56:07):
She went on to reminisce how his love language was
sharing his love other entertainment industry and the magic of
Hollywood with his nieces. This is his white people news
because like, this man was accused of something that pretty
much ends people's careers. And then it's like he was
a wonderful man full of eccentricity, right. He loved He

(56:31):
loved walks in the park to look at the children
by the slides because he was such a good person.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
He loved golfing by the playground, I bet he did.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
He loved being at cons with all those sexy, sexy children.
He was a big fan. What what the fuck? Oh
man like this is supposed to be one of them
shameful depths where you just like post three months later,
like we're buried our uncle three months ago.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Afterwards.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Jennifer Lopez box controversy kissing male and female dances at
American Music Awards. Okay, oh, we are so back. Hello nineties,
my old friend. It's the Me Too movie over. We
back the problematic nineties kissing people on stage?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Did they agree to this? I hope they did?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Uh? She won? Let's see while the American Music Awards
on Monday night.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Now.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
While opening it, not only did the Grammy Award winn
to perform twenty three minutes, wait, twenty three songs within
six minutes?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Goddamn?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Whoa was that a song?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
That's the song a minute? A less than a song
a minute?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I mean six minutes twenty three songs? Yeah, that's Wait,
what I didn't say seven songs? Twenty three and six
is a lot? Yeah that is it's like a song
every fifteen seconds or soth Ok.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, that's why I said, listen to song minute. What's
happened in the year? She was like, just I mean
more than a song comnute? My bad? I said, lessen bit.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
More don't matter, and it was just that's not the
point I was making anyway, which you say, three lyrics
for me. She was a bit like, don't beat fool
by the lyrics that I got. I'm just Jenny in
it from the block Ju's song. Okay, don't you Michigira.

(58:22):
She's she ain't has time to do the lyrics in
the songs. She just know she she just saying like
the titles or who she worked with the puff Daddy one.
H Uh, this ain't that song. It's a different song
because I got I don't have much.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Time, y'all, I don't got time. Ain't it funny?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:41):
It is on the next song.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Uh. She's stunned fans after sharing some steamy kissele with
a handful of her backup dances along the way. Midway
through her performing, she began dancing the teddy swims lose
control as her dancers surrounding her. Lopez kissed the male
dancing before locking the deal ups with a female dancer.
You she just did all that, so she kissed the
female dancer. Uh, because it was like, listen, I'm scared

(59:06):
to be too controversial. Yeah, I don't want to go
back to all the way back to the nineties. Oh
so yeah. Her fans loved it. This performance will live
in my mind. Rent Free so good, kick things off,
never look back, that glow, that energy, that present. She
is in a league of her own. Others wrote things

(59:28):
like she's vulgar. It was like not kissing, not not
j Lo and not j Lo. Who'll be out here
wearing thongs and shit kissing people. I can't take this.
I tuned in with my dick in my hand, but
I didn't expect the gay agenda to be forced down
my throat. I thought the choreography was satire, to be honest,

(59:53):
cringe celebrities and the tennis were just a stun. How
cool is it to have a total superstar j Lo
hosting the AMA's Tiffany Hattish asked the audience at the
local Tiffany Hadish what she back?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
She is back, buddy, she all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Okay, So I have a theory. It's Tiffany Hadish the
first person to kind of make it in the Nick
Cannon status where she's black canceled. But she not white canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
No, she is not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
You know what I mean? And I'm not saying she's
black canceled like and Nick Black canceled like one hundred percent.
I'm just saying, like black people are rolling their eyes,
They're like, remember that shit she did? But I feel
like I turn on TV often to see Tiffany Hatish
up to something, just on Hollywood Squares doing stuff, doing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Something like it don't matter that don't team don't over
time they were like, we're gonna get you back and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Keep a check.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Anyway, just from the opening number along, Jenny from The
Black got all her steps in for one day, she
got all her kisses in. Save a dance for me,
j Lo, you ain't the only one out here single,
she joked, because she's gonna work being single in there.
You know, you know that's what she doh, so yeah,
that's that's what the whites up to. The j Low
and the Ams. Also a bunch of people won amas,

(01:01:15):
but it was Billie Eilish that took away all the trophies.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Okay. Uh. They were saying a lot of celebrities didn't
come whose day?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Whose day? That was saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
The articles I was reading was saying that a lot
of was talking to some people. No, no, no, I want
to talk about it, Like like articles I was seeing
online was like a lot of people like skip because
you know a lot of artists are touring right now,
so a lot of them kind of you know, you know,
Beyonce's touring, Kendrick's touring.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Ilish didn't attend. Oh she didn't attend and she won,
uh seven awards wracked up. I think it was every
award she was nominated for she won. Oh yeah, she
said she got, including Artists of the Year, Album of
the Year, Song of the Year, Favorite Touring Artists, Favorite
Female Pop Artists, Favorite Pop Album, and Favorite Pop Song.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Oh and didn't he come?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Beyonce, who also wasn't there, got two awards for Favorite
Female Country Artists and Favorite Country.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Album, Yes Somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Her wins marked the first time the eleven time AMA
winner had been recognized in the country music category. Sisl
won awards for Favorite R and B Song and Favorite
Female R and B Artists. Even though Eminem also couldn't
attend the show, He took home awards for Favorite Male
Hip Hop Artists and Favorite Hip Hop Album. Damn you know,
I never did go look at the numbers for that

(01:02:38):
because I don't really do numbers. But you know, that's
the thing about Eminem sneakily. He be up there like
it's very sneaky, and like, I know, hip hop has
gotten old, but the white boys are now white men
that used to listen to Eminem, and I feel like
he still has a level of a pill with those
type of folks. And I wonder what themselves and stream

(01:02:59):
numbers was and if he was like while we was
up here debating about his placing hip hop and all
this shit but no longer listening to his music. I
wonder how many people it was, Like, Yeah, I listened
to it, Because every once in a while I'll see
like a white dude share something on social media with
like an Eminem lyric or from this a song from
his album, and I'll be like, oh, yeah, I guess
people did listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Yeah, Like somebody said that song he did with I
Love That, that's one of my favorite songs on the
album Fure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I listened to his album. I mean, you know, I
don't have to hang out. Some other people have a battle,
but I listened to his album and for me, it
was like, you know, amazing backpack underground rap, essentially like
and I don't mean that even as an insult. I
just mean that's the style that it is. It seemed
like he kind of stopped trying to make anthems as
much in these big tour albums, right, and now it's

(01:03:49):
a little more insular. But anyway, Yeah, I'm surprised by that.
Other winners include Becky g for Favorite Female Latin Artists,
gray Sie Abrams for Best New Artists, post alone for
Favorite Male Country Artists, and Favorite Country Song.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Okay, I know who that is?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Does she? For a Social Song of the Year. Lady
Guy got Bruno Marge for Favorite Music Video and Collaboration
of the Year. Bruno also took home the Favorite Male
Pop Artist award, and God got one Favorite Dance Electronic Artists.
Jennet Jackson got the Icon Award, and she also performed
a malely of some of her biggest hits. Good for her.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Good for her. To think about Janet Jackson is that
I'm glad that people are giving her her flowers while
she's still here, because you know, with all the stuff
with super Bowl and things like that, that actually hurt
her career, and it's one of those things. I mean,
it's one of those things to where you go back
and you look you be like, oh, that's why it
was a period of time where she I don't alost

(01:04:52):
say she disappeared, but she stopped performing like albums and
things like that. So I am glad that people are
people are like, hey, dog, you you're special. You mean something.
The industry, here are things that we probably should have
did years ago, but we actually are doing them now
because I think some of the awards and accolades and
shit she's doing that shit got delayed because of the
person in charge was like, don't give her a shit

(01:05:12):
and they was like, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Yes, she said, I'm so grateful. I mean, no disrespecting anyway,
but I don't consider myself an icon. My family, myself,
our dream wasn't ever to be famous. We weren't raised
like that. We always had a special love for music
and dancing and singing, and fame came with the result
of hard work and dedication. Rod Stewart got the Lifetime
Achievement Award. Benson Boom Blake Selton, Gloria A. Stefan, Gwen

(01:05:37):
Stefanie Laney Wilson, Alex Warren, and Renee Rapp also took
to the Ama Stage Drive the show for electric performances
and some of their biggest hits. Good for them, So
all right, nabed different presenters Alex Earl, Caro Delavine, Sierra
Dan and Shae I don't know Dan and Shay Dylan, Ephron,

(01:06:00):
Jordan Chileds cosanat Meghan Maroney, Nikki Glazer, Shaboozi, Tiviny Haattish
and Wayne Brady were among the Knights percenters. Yeah, I
saw the clip with Shaboozie where the woman on the
obviously on the teleprompter reading off of that said the
country music was invented by the Carter family, and Shaboozi

(01:06:20):
had a look on his face and then not beyond
saying the Carter family, but this white family, and then
people was like that erased the roots of black country
music and saying that in front of a black country
musician is fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
And I feel bad because that person, like I'm just
reading what's in front of me, like I'm getting penalized
because somebody else wrote this shit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Right, Let's see, you know what, Let's do guess the race.
We'll skip the rest of this white people news. Okay,
here we go. It's time to catch the race. It's
time to catch the race. It's time to catch the race.

(01:07:10):
It's time to catch the race. Guess the race. We're
going run the globe, find different articles. Guess the race
of the people involved. Karen plays a long chatman plays along,
and they're all racist. Let's go to this one happened
in our hometown, Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Or what then happened here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Okay, this one for North Carolina. Come on and raise
he's up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
The Queen City. What's happening down in here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Okay, y'all know what it is. Y'all know how we
get down over here? We talked that thing on us.
No h if Popeye's manager was accused of shooting his
coworker over burnt biscuits. Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
The managers like my food costs about.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
To go up, pulled out the biscuit on for over
the biscuits.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
They did had the heat for the biscuits.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
If I play this and y'all hear the sound, I
just need to know if y'all can hear. This sounds
very short, but here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
We go tonight in a wild shooting out of Charlotte.
This one happening over the weekend at a Popeyes on
South Boulevard. New court documents revealed burnt biscuits. Let's a
burst of bullets outside the fast food business. Biscuits led
to a burst of bullets outside.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
I like that. That not alliteration, but whatever it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Burnt biscuits led to a burst of bullets out you
hear that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Burnt biscuits led to a burst of bullets. Great writing, right,
Buffalo Sauce believed boys b buzzing'side.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Of the fast food business. The person shot was a
manager of the restaurant. The person who fired the gun
was arrested. He's doing court later this month.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Mm mmmm not the Popeyes on South Boulevard.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Not no one on South Boulevard.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Oh, not about a Johannes Fabrics right, y'all wasn't doing
that in front of Joannes Good Fabrics for.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Y'all putting Shane and her good fabrics?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Right? So I got some cajunsmarking for your ass. Karen,
guess the race black. Karen's going with a black for
rodney Wood. Two. Let's check the chat room. I guess
brodney Wood and he could uh North Kakilaki Ninja's black

(01:09:23):
Burnt biscuits black. Uh yeah, no idea they I black.
Did you care about the job that much? You was like,
I will shoot somebody if we burn another biscuit up
in here. I missed the Popeyes. Why do you care?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
That's that third batch y'all burned today?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Everyone said black, and you ought to be ashamed of
yourself because you're right. All your racism is being rewarded. Man,

(01:10:05):
that's crazy that I've been to that popeys me too.
You know that's that's that joint, like right in front
of Joanne Fabrics. Man, that's out here.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
As in the chick fil a.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Uh yeah, and that's the one that's not even that good.
Y'all was, But that might be why he was trying
to improve the quality. He's like, do you know why
it's not good? Charlie had burned the biscuits, right, but
not today. Clack clack mom.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
This is why we got the lords rating in Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Right, We're about to improve the yelp scores around here
because y'all gonna be yelping. Let's see man arrested after
following police through the city.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Now, I'm gonna be honest with you, that's not how
that's done.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
No, that's not You're not gonna follow me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
I'm gonna follow you. Yeah, you're supposed to. Yeah, what
it's like that those Russia jokes, you know, in Russia,
police man follow police or whatever. But yeah. He was
arrested on after he allegedly followed an undercover detective through Indianapolis,

(01:11:17):
reportedly believing that the that the detective was an op.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Oh, he had.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
A point and twine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
You know what, I'm not gonna lie. He had a
pointment like, you don't look right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
You can't really say he's wrong, because you are. You
are literally the definition of a undercover.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Did he have him the straight Lacey cut? He looking
like you look funny?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
An twine. Scott, thirty six, was charged with the following offenses,
Resisting law enforcement, Level five felon, criminal recklessness, Level six felony,
dylan marijuana, level six felon, he possession of Maria I
want to Level six felony, resisting law enforce, and Class
A misdemeanor reckless driving, Class C misdemeanor. Authorities with the

(01:12:08):
Indianapolis Crimes Gun Task Force were conducting an investigation when
Scott allegedly mistook an undercover detective for a member of
an opposition group. Oh, someone's gone to urban dictionary, a
opposition group. According to the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, Scott

(01:12:32):
reportedly attempted to block the detective's unmarked vehicle. He then
chased the officer for approximately two miles. What boy, he
is some good shape. The undercover detectives then radio for assistance.
The backup officers attempted to conduct the traffic stop, but
a pursuit ensued. Oh in cars, I thought he chased
him on foot? Right? Scott first fled in his car

(01:12:52):
and then eventually on foot. He was located with the
K nine units. There's an active investigation. More will be
up that it comes out. Karen guessed the race of
mister Antoine Scott police chaser.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
I'm going black. I don't know any white Antoines.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Okay, Karen's going black. Let's check the chat room.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
It might be some of y'all out there. I just
don't know you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Let's check the chat room, see what they believe his
race to be. We got Oh, he black. That's a
white end, right, You ain't no cop? Jay Reed said
black sky high and his Negro to blackness. Black black.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
He is alive?

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
White? Correct answer is everybody said black except one person,
and that one person was wrong because he was black,
and the rest one person did say white. Man. I

(01:14:07):
just want to know that he tell the cops he
thought dude was an OP? Like, how did that quote
get in the crime report?

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Right? He's like, you are part of an opposition group.
I guarantee you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
He just said he's an OP. Okay, give us a second,
we'll be right back. Can you get an urban dictionary?
I think he just confessed the crime. I'm not hunters
and sugar, but something wrong he said, no, cap. Can
y'all look that up? Because I think he's saying he's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Not lying, right, I don't know it's that line or
not line.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Let me know, all right, you're two for two? Why
I am racist?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
How can I be racist about anybody or any in
my life?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
How can I call them niggas? Just call them niggas?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
This monkey boom big.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
High jumping spirit chucking three hundred and sixty degree basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Maryland woman busted for miss Piggy milk Down allegedly hit
a kid over a fat joke. They did she call
her miss piggyt A Maryland woman was arrested in Florida
at the cops say she beat up a kid who
hit her with a very juvenile Muppets related burn. Christy Crampton,

(01:15:30):
a forty six year old from What's Funny.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Christy Cramplin Brampton Crampton, Oh, I thought you meant like
the Santa Claus, not Sentaclaus. The dude this opposite the
Santa Clause. I thought you was like, is she related
to him?

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Crampis? Yes, yeah, her name what I mad? Crampis and
she beat up kids on planes. Like, girl, you are
like seven months too early for this shit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Okay. I was confused for a second. I was like,
we goddamn.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Christy Crampton, a forty six year old from Heyiggas Town, Maryland,
was arrested Monday at the Orlando Samford Airport after cops
got a call asking them to come to a gate
where a flight headed to for Maryland was sitting on
the tarmac. When they got there, cops said they spoke
to Crampton and two other people whose names are adapted
from the police support, with one of them claiming the
alleged victim was suffering from behavioral issues both at home

(01:16:20):
and on the flight. One witness on the flight cold cops.
It started as a verbal argument between Crampton and the
alleged victim, but it turned physical when, according to Crampton,
the kid called her fat and miss Piggy. Oh now see,
apparently you ain't watching what miss Piggy do the keermy,
all right, that's an abusive relationship having in front of
all our eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Speak about that life.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
When she get mad and started turning rend and she
ball up her lips and get it all in his face,
the business kerman be knowing to get the fuck out
of there, flelling his arms and running.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
That was over the line for Crampton allegedly hit and
slammed the child's head into a window. What goddamn, She
told cops. Tension had been building because the kid had
been disrespectful during that trip to Disney World and the
fat jokes of the last straw. So this was one
of her This is a kid. She know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
This kid.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
They took this motherfucking bad kid of Disney World, right,
the baby.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Probably shouldn't have went in the first. Y'all know this
child has but have your problems.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
And then that kid proceeded to roast your ass the
whole goddamn weekend in Disney World, she had.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
She got tired of them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
And you got on the plane. You almost made to
the finish line on the plane to go home, is
what you said. God, that's enough. You want a window.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Seat, You want a first class of you? You want that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
They must have been frying her up in Disney World,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
And you know kids could be so cruel. I know
that I got them behind her the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Just roasting I guess it's not a small world for you.
What right, who are you talking to like that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
She claimed this child started shoving her arms off the
armrest when she took a phone from him, and that's
when the alleged violence erupted. Crampton was arrested and charged
domestic cruelty towards the child abuse causing no great body harm.
But she was the least without bond because it's Florida.
It's unclear, like that's barely a crime. We normally just

(01:18:21):
give you a twenty dollars fine and make you go
to a class, all right, right, right online. It's unclear
where her relation is to the child, but it's but
because it's domestic charges. They either a later lived together.
What if it's her kid? Nomber of those fucking jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Jeremy right, I'll be one of y'all. Tramp.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Do they have a maxim mouse because you not a
mini mounse? Okay, you got one more time? And I
told you you got one more time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
You know she was probably cussing up the baby the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Time, right, So yeah, guess the race of Christen Christie Crampton.
I'm going Karen's going white for this one. All right,
Let's see, Shela told me the kid was mine, but
he looked just like Dennis, That damn Dennis White. She

(01:19:10):
look told me that kid was mine. It looked just
like Dennis, That damn Dennis. That's my fucking that's my show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Roight, that's my song too. I love that song the wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Oh, bad bad boy, Bad bad Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
You want it? Yes, that's my jam Stephen and Innis
Smith my favorite Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Piggyb Pink is it meal? Does Christy Crampton sound like
the name of Miss Piggy's rival for Kermit's Love White Packer'stown,
Bumfuck Maryland? Gotta be white, Miss Piggy Karate chopped the
funk out that kid? White white? What if she got
what does she really resemble? Ms Piggy. He's like, be quiet,
Ms Piggy, and she's just like, stop roasting me for

(01:20:01):
being fat. And he's like, what are you talking about?
Or she's like, stop roasting being fat.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
It's not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
The kids like, what the fuck kid?

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
I say?

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Right, Haggerstown equal white, white rage, white rewarded with Disney
for being bad equal white. Oh that's some good deductive reason.
The correct answer is white. Yeah, only white people take
a bad kid to Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Chat is that's toy?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Spenser? Biture?

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
You acting the food? You stayed at the house.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Now, let me tell you what's fucked up about this article.
They got the picture of her. Look, she's been crying,
no makeup on the scenes. But why they put the
picture of Ms Piggy up in here? That's fucked up
so that we Because I really am looking at the
pict if they would to put this picture here, I
wouldn't have thought about it. But now I need to

(01:20:54):
hear her talk.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I like to see it the judge.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Maybe that'll be her defense. If I was I would
have her come to court. Dressed with the Miss Piggy
blonde wig in a sequin gown, and I would be like, look,
I'm gonna need you to talk like Miss Piggy. It's
the only way we're gonna get out of this. Talk
like Miss Piggy. And when the judge, the judge will

(01:21:18):
be like, oh, you know what, I can see why
you would be offended. It's fucked up. You know that's
some type of disability or something that you look like
and talk like Miss Piggy. Let's go to the last thing, guys,
sword ratchetness and wrap this bad boy up in the
bow tie.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Somebody said a Miss Piggy defense, that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
I like to have my client take the stand. Do
you swear it to us too? For them?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
You turn her if you want to be real good,
you turned around to have out of muppets beside her
while she's sitting there beside a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Yeah, look back and like Phonsie's back there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Yes, in the back of the court room.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
I'm gonna have Gonzo as a character witness. Yes. Oh shit,
So what were you doing on the morning of May
the twenties first or whatever? Me and Marke Kurmy we're
getting on the plane, Like, Yanna, can we dismissed the
case yet, Yanna? Come on, the kid is guilty?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
A sword who? A motorcyclist threatens a taxi driver on
sitting Who sind Who Bobbin Road. This happened in Metabid
of course. A motorcyclist brandishing the sword and Sindho Bobbin
Road in the early hours of Friday, escaped after threatening
a taxi driver well damn and damaging two vehicles, register

(01:23:00):
and FI R only on vehicle. An incident went Friday.
I don't know what that means. The complaint road hit Bardvoird,
a taxi driver from Christian Nanagar was driving his cab
on Sindu Bobbin Road around one five am on Friday.
You know, they always say like it's fucked up because
like if you're an immigrant and you come from India,

(01:23:22):
you can be like a medical doctor. But because America's
racist and don't respect your education, you gotta come here
and drive a taxi.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Yep, they don't. They don't. They don't honor your degrees
and ship right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
But you know what that means. Karen and I just
thought about this Indian taxi drivers in India must suck
because our taxi drivers that we import, our fucking doctors
and lawyers and businessmen and CEOs.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
That we are, they was on their own businesses and
ship right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
We're too racist to let them be what they supposed
to be. Right, So we got you would qualified taxi
drivers in America because of racism. But back in India,
you just a regular ass taxi driver.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
That's what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
You not applying no extra degrees to it or nothing.
You just you You went, you dropped out of high
school and you drive taxis. I'm just saying they might
be better at her, but they're not as educated. I
know that much.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
They are not as EDUCATD.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
You ain't got no degrees on your wall, no PhDs.
When I go up in your taxi office, which you
don't have. You just got a regular taxi license like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Every other schmuck, like everybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
He stopped at a signal between Bodron Supermarket and Pakwana
cross Roads when a speeding motorcyclist ran into the rear
of his car. When Barbroad stepped out to confront the
ride of the accused allegedly pulled out a sword and
threatened to kill him if he tried to stop them. Oh, no,
all right, I guess I won't be getting that insurance information.
You're gonna need some health insurance information. Uh, He's like,

(01:25:02):
can I get your insurance information? Yeah, United Healthcare because
that's what you're gonna need. Because it's definitely not all statements, because.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
You're not in good hands right now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Yes, the impact damaged the real bumper, trunk area and
the rear tire of his vehicle or another car was
also hit by the same rider during the incident, probably
said I don't want no smoke and just drove away.
The attacker then fled towards parkwand Pakwan crossroads while continuing
to wave the sword. Uh Barroi noted the motorcycles registration number.

(01:25:35):
Barbro Wie, who was out of town on the personal work,
filed a complaint at the returning. The police booked the
unidentified accused under relevant sections of Barhatia Nayaya Sanita Garat
Police Act Gujarat Police Act for criminal intimidation and reckless
driving to say that five times fast. Despite the incident

(01:25:58):
occurring in the high profile area but i death, police
were unaware until the video of the incident went viral
on social media. Now they take sored serious over there,
So somebody going to jail.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
So I know that much what I was about to
say hashtag free Miss Piggy, Free Miss Piggy. I'm not
with that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Like, yes, I saw today Trump was talking about he
gonna free or he's considering freeing the dudes that kidnapped
Gretchen Whitmurn with the prison And you know what, I
blame all the people that wanted to free Pops for
Indiana Pacers. That man walked on the court. He's Tyres
Halliburn's dad, and that man was acting the ass to

(01:26:40):
Yannis and two weeks of great basketball will not erase
that that man was out of fucking pocket and shouldn't
be allowed back in the NBA arena at least until
the end of the season. I don't give a damn
a someone championship or not.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I agree, And.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
All of y'all are already back on that man's dick.
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
I don't care if in the skybox he don't belong there.
I don't like it me either. I agree with that, and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Y'all are the ones wrong on this. And because of
that now that Trump want to free the people that
kidnapped Gretchen Whitmer, I want off of this ride, not
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Stated, this is absolutely ridiculous. Get out of here, Get
out of here. We'll adults, and this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Cut the crap by everybody until next time. I love you,
I love it too.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Wh

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