3126: In For a Penny In For Pound Town

Rod and Karen banter about beer ads, bad taste as a side effect, top 10 athletes with Jheri curls, rounding up, and hurricane names. Then they discuss James Carville’s advice for Mamdani, Bondi fires ethics chief, Elmo hacked, Uno coming to casinos, deputies lose gun, man falls in meat grinder, Gender Wars, Walmart sex toy heist, reckless motorcyclist arrested, stab victim's booty stash discovered and sword ratchetness.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listen to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because Rotten
Karen or hot. Hey, Welcome to another episode of the
Blackout Tips podcast. I'm your host, Rod, joined us always
by my co host, and we are alive on a
Monday night, ready to give you some quick and dirty,
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(00:21):
you get podcasts, search the Blackout Tips. The official weapon
of the show is folding chair and the unofficial sport
and bullet ball extreme Extreme Karen, do you have any
banter today?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I got one?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
All right? No, that's that's perfect. Let me pull it up.
Do you have.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Any Do you have any Do.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You have any banter? Answer?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Banter? Banter?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Anter? Do you have any banter? Talk to me? Do
you have any banter? All right? Care hit me with
that banter.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I've seen this TV commercial for Blue Moon and it's
very confusing to me. I drink Blue Moon like like
I like Blue Moon like it ain't you know, I
know for some people that ain't sophistica ateing nothing like that,
But I like me a good blue move with the
orange slice on the side, and the dude in the
commercial drinking the blue Moon, he turns and He's talking
to like two orange slices, and I'm like, goddamn, am

(01:36):
I not doing this right? Because none of this happens
to me. I'm not talking to oranges. They not communicating
with me.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I was like, I guess I'm not drinking enough. Am
I don't known to tack?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why is he talking to the oranges and the oranges
is responding back in this commercial? It's confusing.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I have a different, uh related point, and I think
it encapsulates your point. It's something I I've said a
while ago and I think of at the time. Whenever
I see a commercial for beer, Almost every beer commercial
is actually a commercial for psychedelic drugs.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
You know what? Yeah, that damn training like the crass
through the building people all over the world. I can't
remember the beer, but y'all know what be I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes, if you're thinking about it, if you think about it,
almost it's not really a commercial for alcohol. Alcohol does
very little of what the commercials say in the commercial,
like very little of like like we've all drunk, got
drunk before. It's not the you know, oranges don't come
to life and start talking to you.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, they do not.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
But if you're tripping, tripping like you do some mushrooms,
some acid. Now you're starting to have the commercials that
they tell us you're having on the fucking beer commercials.
Where the fucking is That's why that animatronic oranges are
fucking telling you don't eat me.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Just kidding. And I was like, I have been drinking before,
and I've had several blue moons and this has never happened.
So I'm like, yeah, that makes like in my mind,
I'm going this is I've never experienced this, nor have
I had a magical train and they get cold and frosted,
bust through the room. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't even know what commercials are anymore, you know,
like what, I don't even know what? All right, I
have a bunch of random thoughts inspired by different things. Uh,
speaking of commercials about drugs, I saw a commercial this
morning and it was doing that part of the commercial

(03:39):
for the I forget the name of the drugs, but
where it goes down the side effects, you know, make
calls headaches. They talk for like a minute streight, well
one of the side effects, and I may have misheard it,
so let me just start with that. It may I
may have misheard it because I wasn't paying that much attention,
but the side effect got my attention, so I perked.
But I didn't rewind to confirm. But it sounded like

(04:00):
one of the effects, one of the side effects was
bad taste, and they did and they said it just
like that bad taste. There was like may cause nausea, diarrhea,
bad taste, uh, such and such, such and such a
some rare occasions, it causes this. And I was thinking
to myself, bad taste can't be a side effect because
it's too vague. Now I don't mean it can because

(04:24):
I'm like, what does that mean? Does it make food
and stuff taste different?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Right? It has impact?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Does it mean you're gonna start trying to make acid
wash work again?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Are you gonna taste right?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, you can't taste nothing at all? Right, right?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Does it mean that you're gonna start dating people who
like to be on Instagram live all the time? You know?
Like what?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah? Because you know what I'm saying into a lot
of category.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
What is bad taste exactly? Are you gonna start liking
very raunchy news because you no longer like tasteful news?
You don't like like, no, don't cover the nipples. I
need to see straight down the vagina pipe because I
like my I like not tasteful news. Okay, I'm the
side effect of this drug is I want to see

(05:12):
the booty hole Okay, I just want to know the
fuck is bad taste as a side effect, And like
I looked it up online to see, like in my tripping,
but it was like medicines that can cause taste disturbances
and then call it had like a disgussia disgussia, which

(05:32):
apparently is like medicines can alter you all to your
tasting taste buzz until you get disguisia, which is some
sort of metallic bit or altered taste. But like I said,
it just said bad taste, and I was like, I
don't know. And of course, whatever the medicine for, it
was for us, like an injection for something like it
wasn't even for like something with food or tasting.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Like don't you be like I'll be better off with
what A got.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, but bad taste as a side effect, uh is
uh that's wild? Yeah, like and it's vague. Probably for
a reason I'm bringing I'm bringing fucking cargo shorts back,
like what Dad.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
You trying you on that medicine again? Dan? Why you
got your chrisch Cross on?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
What if you already have bad taste? Like, fuck it?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
This does it make it worse?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah? This is this, This, This is actually how I live.
Nobody's gonna know I'm on the medicine.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's getting to the dog days of summer. So we
don't have a lot of sports to talk about because
the people that cover sports that I listen to basically
do not cover the w n b A unless they're
gonna talk about Angel Rees and Kaylyn Clark, right.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Other than that, they do not about it.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, and I don't know, it's just me. I know,
it's not a lot of y'all not. This is not
me doing the thing where I'm judging everybody and uh
secretly I'm shipping on y'all and say how good of
a person I am. That's that's That is absolutely not
what's happening. But let me explain. I do watch WNBA.
I still got the WNBA League pass, I still be

(07:04):
on the Amazon app. I'm normally watching the games by myself,
you know, they because the games do come on different times.
But you got to you know, they send me an
email every week that's like, hey, these are the games
of the week, these are what they're gonna be at
And I try to if I can find time and
I'm gonna be free, I will actually sit down and
watch WNBA games. Meaning it's obvious that nobody's talking about

(07:28):
these games, like you know, a cursory mentioned on ESPN
or something every once in a while, but it's just
not people aren't talking about them as much, which is
fine whatever, But that means that we are now in
that time where you're hoping for crimes, you're hoping for
a drama owner off the court. And I saw today
even my man fifty grand, the great Bomoni Jones, had

(07:52):
to bow down to the lowest form of engagement we have.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
And he made a.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
List the top twenty five athletes of the last twenty
five years. Blah blah blah. Right, I'm not shitting on
his list. I haven't even listened to the episode. Yeah,
I'm sure it's great. I'm sure he found a way
to spend it. That's entertaining. What Yeah, But I was thinking,
I was like, you know what the problem is the list?

(08:22):
To me, they're all mostly the same and it's mostly
because the list are from you know, somewhat serious journalists
that want to be taken seriously blah blah blah. But
I was like, I would like to do a list.
We should do the top ten athletes with Jerry Curls
of all time. Now that's a list, because top ten athletes,

(08:45):
top five NBA players, who better Michael Jordan, Lebron James.
That shit is so played out. Everyone's done it.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yes they do.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
They do it all the time. They do it multiple
times a year. They do anytime. They can't get a
fucking like, you know no one's list, man, or you
just know no one got arrested this week. We gotta
do the fucking the weird, the list of the best
basket baseball player, best basketball player, our best coaches, top
ten athletes with Jerry Curls. Though, that right there, I

(09:15):
can work with that because I feel like there's some
people up there. Sam Perkins, he had a Jerry curl
one of the best shooting big men of all time
until cat stole his title. Best big man, best big
shooting shooting centers, best three point shooting centers, Ac Green,

(09:35):
phenomenal Curl And you can change the list, like, is
it are we going by who was the better athlete
or who had the best curl? What makes you top five?
Is it a combination of both? Because ac Green might
not have the most statistical dominance, but he had one
of the sickest curls. With that, Yes, sir, Now he's

(09:58):
probably not in my top five, but he's probably in
my top ten. I'm trying to think who has had
curls like, oh.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Are you gonna do across all sports?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
All sports sports?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Dion Sanders, Yes, somebody had him on him.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Dion Sanders might be number one for real though, might
be number one. Mike, Oh, he's close. He's at least
in the top five.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
He definitely top five.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Ricky Henderson sick curl. One of the greatest ball players
of all time in baseball. Pedro Martinez, Mmm, and he
threw that old man on the ground, Like that's a
good one. That's that's some Jered Curle behavior. Throw a
nigga on the ground for stepping to you the wrong way.

(10:43):
That's what people with Jered curles do. I respect that.
I know I'm leaving something out. Did Reggie Jackson have
a Jared Curle?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Let me see somebody said, walk to Peyton, Oh.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
My god, Walter Peyton, Eric Dickerson, Yes, uh, let me
see if Reggie Jackson had a Jerry Carroll, because I
can't remember if he did. I feel like he might
have had a fro mm hmm. Yeah, I'm not seeing
Reggie Jackson, so I'm gonna say he had a fro.

(11:13):
But yeah, who do we say, Walter Payton, Walter and
we had Eric Dickerson.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, Dion sand is on the list.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, like this is a good this is a fun list, y'all.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Y'all you know I'm about to say it. Scott Hall
Hall or hail.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Sorry, Scott Hall. Let me see, yeh.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Scott Hall. That's what it is. That's right.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, let's see now, Scott Hall. Scott Hall is a
is a he's not making my list. He's a wrestler
and he's white. Now his Larry curl is sick. Now,
I'm not don't get me wrong, Don't get me wrong,
he's not. It's not that he's not making the list
because of his uh, because of his uh Jerry Curll,

(11:53):
or even his race. I want you to know he's
not making lists because I don't feel I don't count
wrestling as one of the real sports. Oh no, that's
a girl that is a curl for real? Did that
he the girl let his soul glow? Something I say,
Haquen Hakeem o lodge one. Oh oh, I'm trying to think.

(12:16):
But then he had a curl during his peak, uh Hakeem.
I feel like when he when he was the illest,
he he had got rid of the curl. But he
did have that curl for a minute though. I think
that was more like college hakin. But I could be wrong.
I could see. This is why I need. I really

(12:38):
wish Bomani would have did this list because I felt
like this right would have went deepot that's a specific
niche that I think he could have he could have tackled.
But perfect out here doing top twenty five.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
He's trying to be a real joint in US and ship.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, I care about that ship.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Did you Magic Johnson have a curl?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Magic had one for a little bit. Somebo have Magic
Johnson on the list. And the thing about and the
thing about Jerry curls. White people didn't care.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
No, they didn't, right, so white.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
People didn't care, which means that they did not denot
like it's hard to find these on Google. Like I
put Magic Johnson Jerry curl I'm not getting a bunch
of pictures of him with Jerry Curle. For the most part,
I'm just getting all kinds of pictures of anybody with
a Jerry Curle.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's not the same black.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Women giving hair tutorials. Because nobody give a fuck about
this but us. That's just like our cultural history. We
can make this list. Nobody else can make this list,
but black people that no sports.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
You remember them curls, curling.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
But yeah, man, I really wish. I wish Bomanti would
have took me up on this. He didn't respond to
my tweets, so I'm.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Just some you know, he looked at that and roll
his eyes.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, but listen, Sam Perkins, A. C. Green, Deon Sanders,
Ricky Henderson, Pedro Martinez Walter, and Eric Dickerson. We got
us quite a list already.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
He got a list.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
We got us quite a list already. It's only like
a couple of spots left. Unless somebody can just name
somebody I'm completely blanking on that is gonna get that's
gonna be like, oh no, this motherfucker had a sick curl.
Because there's also a lot of guys who were great,
but they just for some reason, they wouldn't get the curl.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I about to say Sam and Celsa, but no his
hit No, no no, because he's no that. No, I
don't think so.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I don't think he had one.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
His hair just it curled, but it wasn't a Jerry
curl like Jerry Carlin is a specific type of curl.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Like I don't think Bo Jackson ever had the curl.
But he was cool as hell, but I don't think
he ever did the curl. Like I know he went
he cut his hair bald early, but I think he
always had like the high top box.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh, somebody said Cheryl Miller, Cheryl Miller, Cheryl Miller, Cheryl
Miller on the list, somebody said Cynthia Cooper.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Cynthia Cooper had one, y'all. So anyway, y'all get it,
y'all seey'all fun. This was way more fun than just okay,
So what's better? Six rings or ten rings? The most
points of all time? Like, who gives a fuck about
that bullshit? Everyone talks about that ship, Nobody talking about
these Jerry curls. We are losing recipes to history.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, come ons of all time.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I might write a blog about this or something if
I was a.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Terrible athlete but I had a jery girl, Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I want that ship for years? Everybody remember the curls man?
All right? And then my, uh, how do I even
put this?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Top ten athletes.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Of all times with curls?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
People be looking at our show notes like what the
funk were they talking about?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
That might be the title?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
How did that come up? And then uh, the last
thing from my banter was, oh no, I had two
more things? I only had one. When did restaurants and
stores just all decide and fandango? When did these motherfuckers
all have a meaning? The side? We all got round

(16:09):
up money?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Ain't that the truth? Everybody asking that? Don't they? No?
I don't want to round up?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Why did y'all add this extra question to every transaction?
It's already bad enough with the tipping in places that
we don't need. The tip you had the doctor's office
is like, you want to put in a ten percent tip? Like?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Why the fuck would I do that? I already pay
fifty dollars for the kopey nob X.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
You don't have a tipping job.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I've worked a tipping job before. You know what the
tipping job is. I made two thirteen an hour plus tips,
and if I made enough tips, I didn't get to
two point two thirteen an hour. Right, that's a tipping job.
You need tips, y'all. Just being greeted you my mechanic.
What do you need twenty percent on top of this?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Right? You getting paid a check?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's what you charged me for service?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yes, it's it included.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's the service, feed, parts and service. It's right there, right, I.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
See that five hundred dollars service fee.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Right? What are you guys doing? I don't like it?
Round up and then they try you want to round
up for the kids?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
That the No, No, I do n How about this
so you didn't get it right off?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
How about this, guys, I'll make a deal with you.
I'm in publics. I put my phone number in and
it says, hey, you saved ten dollars. How about you
take one deal? You were going to do that week
and you don't do it. So it's not by one
get one free ice cream for me? That week is
just by one, get one and then you take the

(17:36):
extra money from that and you give it out of
your percentage of the profits.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Right, they don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I always trying to add, just making me be in
there longer. So now I got to be a mean
I was having a good day. Now I gotta be
an ass on.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
You be awkward for the cash is because you know
they're making men mendatory that they ask everybody, and the
ones that don't they get on their asses and they
were like, I'm just trying to get people out of here.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
It's a button on the machine. So they after I'm
sure for them to finish the transaction, it's like, do
this does this person want to round up? Sir? Do
you want to round up?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I seem saying so, I see saying it's not like
it prompts.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, I'm sure all right. And then the last thing
this happened, we were just on Keith and the Girl.
We do a recap show Keith and the Girl called
last Week and Keith in the Girl behind the paywall
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Let me make sure it's right. I think it's slash
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(18:33):
So if you want to hear bonus extra riding, Karen,
I think they even have free trial for like two
weeks or a month, you can sign up. Uh anyway,
that's not my point. My point is sometimes we stumble
on things that are like funny and comedy gold to me,
And one of them was we were talking about hurricanes
and the world America is so sexist that when a

(18:57):
hurricane is named after a woman, there's actually a higher
level of destruction and death because people choose to stay behind.
They're not afraid of hurricanes named after women.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Nope, and most it wouldn't be surprised that most were
hurricanes that have retired names of women, because I know
my name Kieran got retired decades ago.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, so the they so anyway, they used to only
be named after women from nineteen fifty three to nineteen
seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Then they started including male and female names due to
objections from feminists. Well, like stop naming all the hurricanes, mean,
like at the women, because everybody's now like these fucking women, Gloria.
But then I was thinking right. I know why we
name them after women and men. It's equality, fairness, right.

(19:53):
We don't want to have a society that just doesn't
name hurricanes. But if we want to save the most lives,
what y'all, what'd assume we y'all do? Why are we
not naming all hurricanes men? Why will we ever name
any hurricane at the woman? We know dummies are gonna
think subconsciously, I don't need to leave. It's just a woman.

(20:19):
So instead of saying Hurricane Elizabeth, it's gotta be Hurricane
Elon and now people will leave. But then I kept
thinking mind. I was like, actually, maybe that's not far enough.
I want to save the most lives possible, the most lives.

(20:40):
So if we're saying people are so sexist we can't
name hurricanes at the women, then we should also use
the other isms to save lives. Because I think as
much as Hurricane Leo, Hurricane Bob or whatever, sure some

(21:03):
people more people will go, let me get out of here,
Hurricane Bob's coming. But you know what if we named
it Hurricane graded Johnson, you know, Hurricane say Levoy Jackson,
Hurricane di hurricane you know, like it's from Venezuela. It's

(21:26):
from El Salvador.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
This hurricane Hurricane woke.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
This hurricane part of it's thirteen. This is a d hurricane.
This hurricane actually okay, so this hurricane is named Hurricane
Violet is a woman, but it's a trance hurricane. The
hurricane was a man hurricane. But now it's coming for

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your kids in Florida. Y'all better get the fuck out
of here, because we gotta save as many lives as possible.
Whatever they're afraid of is what we have to use.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Something that's a hurricane them, your hurricane them day yeah,
to get them to running.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
This hurricane is non binary.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Don't know what hell, we don't even get to running
for real.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
We won't even know which way to run, right. This
hurricane is trying to beat girls in track.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Meet you. You're trying to get them disappear for real
once you get too far down of this baby.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
This hurricane don't even speak English. Okay, it's just coming
to America. I still think it's a El Nino. They
refuse to speak the wamee with Chad had to press
five for English. Okay, this hurricane is fucking woke two
woke it's coming for your ass. This hurricane applied to
Harvard on a hardship h d I scholarship.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Okay, shot, this hurricane is on freeh Ofdew's lunch.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Y'all better hoide all white daughters from this hurricane because
this motherfucker right here.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Is gonna come through and sweep up all your white women.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
This cuse boy, y'all better get out y'all houses.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, yah, they'll move for real.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Then this hurricane moved up the street into your neighborhood.
It's just mining his business. But it's all black.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Hurricane Hurricane abortion.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, expect h expect hall rain, uh black ice that. Yeah,
it's just I don't know. It just we were just riffing.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
The hurricane that identified as a tropical storm. That's fucking hilarious, guys.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
We got a gay hurricane. It was two male tropical storms. Okay,
it was tropical storm on Nest Stove and it was
tropical storm it was tropical storm Latonio. And these motherfuckers
got together and combined into a hurricane. And you don't
even want to know what's happening in the middle of
this motherfucker. This hurricane is filled with giz okay, fucking

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it is disgusting what they are doing.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
What they do. They'll be talking about We heard the
hurricane three miles away and all we seen was lights
flashing and glitter. That was like, what's happening all Like,
I say, Bob, it's just glitter. It's just glitter everywhere
as the hurricane. Now it's ten feet away from the coast.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
This hurricane does not have an I like most hurricanes.
It's actually got a glory hole in the middle. Oh no, yes, hilarious,
this hurricane hurricane. Not to know the hurricanes send us
some six stuff. Man, it's going to a drag show.
It's crazy. I'm gonna get you'all kids out of there

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in Alabama.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
We know what's happening out here.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
It'd be like first time. They'd be like, no lives lost.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Everybody evacuated.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Now the newscasters all lost their jobs for being homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic,
all the phobic you know, people with the mad they
lost they lost their jobs for name.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
But they saved so many lives, Yes they did.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
When they gave that hurricane a drag queen, they.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Was like they was like people were not stupid at all.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Apparently when they gave that hurricane a drag name, they
scared the ship out of Maga and they saved everybody
in Louisia end of that day. You know, Hurricane mister.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Waters, Hurricane Sassy Sally.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
All right, Uh, Hurricane Tropic looks curious. Okay, come on,
all right, that was all the random thoughts that I
That was hilarious. I mean all the banter I had,
of course, because we're bantering, we're just talking. Uh all right,
I guess we can get into some news. Let me
see what we got here. Uh, well, I guess we'll

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do this. I didn't know she was black until a
number of years ago when she happened to turn black,
and now she wants to be known as black. People
have got to know whether or not their presidents are crooked.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Well, I'm not a crook.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I've learned everything I've got saying in Tennessee. I know
it's affect you, probably Twinnis Street, but was just doing mean.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Shame on, shame on, shame shame on you.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
We can't get fool again.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Tell you what I don't know about you, But I'm
going to go to bed.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I love y'all. Hurricane names chat, Ain't they hilarious?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I didn't get them off with hilarious.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Hurricane Sodom and Gomore, Hurricane Shanito, we Hurricane Tiki, Diamond,
Hurricane Starkesha.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Come on, Stark Kesha.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I love it all right. So we got just a
few articles of cover for politics to get mad. James Carville,
who is a Democrat. He's the Democrat that look like Skeletor.
And I've never really fucked with James Carville because he
married to a Republican and they still married even after

(26:47):
all the ship that's happening today. And I'm sorry, bro,
that's worse than uh Gavin Newsome having Republicans on his podcast.
You cannot you cannot possibly tell me in this climate,
you are dicking down a Republican and then going on
TV and telling me how to be a Democrat. I'm sorry, buddy,
I don't want to hear what you have to say.

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That's insane to me, Like how you gonna ever wid
your finger at my mother fucking face, Nigga, you are
fucking the enemy fuck out of here. It's like, I'll
just be listen. Democrats got to get their shit together,
because what they are doing is bad and wrong. Anyway,
going on a date with my clan member wife, like
fuck out of here anyway. He blasted New York Democratic

(27:31):
Socialist mayoral candidate Zora and Mam Donnie's refusal to condemn
the phrase globalize the Intifada, which is associated with violence
gets Israel. Now he from my understanding, Mom, Donnie did
not say that. But they're doing this thing where he's Muslim,
he's a socialist, he's popular, he's wanted the race to

(27:52):
become a Democratic nominee, and they're doing that thing where
they have him in interviews and they're like, well, will
you at least admit this? And it's like, what are
you talking about. It's like whenever they used to have
activists on the news during the Black Lives Matter era
and they be like, uh, will will you at least
admit burning down the CVS is wrong? It's like, what,
how is that an entry pointing to a conversation. Did
I say it was right? Why is the assumption that

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I that I need to clarify that I'm not okay
with that right? And and then it would then the
whole conversation just becomes about your refusal to do that,
and they're like, you were so wow. Now everyone can
can come in and dunk on you because they're like
will Rod Marrow refused to condemn the burning of cvs
and black neighborhoods.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's not talking about that.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's not how the conversation starts.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
And that's not the point of the conversation.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
So he went on a podcast called The People's Cabinet UH.
At the host Daniel Cole mentioned the popularity of some
of his h ma'am Donnie's uh economic ideas. Carvel's chimed
in and he said, yeah, I mean, come on, man,
just shit, just get it out your mouth.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
And Cole said, why do you think he won't do that.
I mean, that seems to be a pretty non controversial
to condemn, right, And he say, his father's an academic.
And I think intifighter has different meanings to different people,
all Right, To some it means the kind of opposition.
To some, most people myself, it means, you know, violence.
According to the American Jewish Committee, the phrase calls for
people to go around the globe to participate in the
rising up against Israel, the Second Intifighter against Israel in

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the early two thousands mark by Palestinian terrorism, including suicide
bombers against civilian Israelis. Look, I'm as befuddled as you are,
and we have been given every opportunity to walk it back. Okay, okay,
so I'm quite befuddled by and people that I have
in enormous respect for, Jonathan Chait and Hakeem Jefferies, are like,
come on, man, shit, this ain't that this hard? I
mean you could just see the angst in their voice.

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It's troubling. He concluded. Here's what I think about this.
If you're fucking a Republican married to one and you
dress like you should be hosting an episode of Blues
Clues for retirement homes, he does, I'm gonna just say,

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why don't you bow out?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
You got to say, hey, Steve.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Do you live in New York? Are you voting there
or is it your place? Didn't know? Then don't worry
about it. You don't have to win this race. It's
up to him to win the race. He don't win
the race, that's on him. But clearly the dude, he
knows something. He's fucking won the primary, which nobody had
him winning like a month ago. So maybe maybe shut
the fuck up on this one. Pam Bondi has fired

(30:27):
her personal ethics chief.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Uh so, I guess.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think you fire him because you don't. He's like, oh,
we're not doing ethics.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Like he can be ethical? Why are you here?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
That's he came in the room for the meeting, like, yeah, so, yeah,
I'll scheduled this this conference meeting with you real quick
because there's been some ethical issues that you know, we
need to go over. And she was like, who is
this man? Who is he? Why is he in here with? Why?
Who this meeting? I did? I'm the personal ethics chief
for the Department of Justice. Okay, no one, We're not

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doing that no more.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
We're not doing that no more.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah. I closed the door. Everybody cut turn off the
recording the vices, please, all right, everyone leave the room
except for him. I'm unethical.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Everything I do is unethical. So you no longer have
a job while you here.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't even know how to I honestly can't believe
you still hear? How'd you make it through the first
round the cuts?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I can't even spell ethical? Did somebody forget to take you?
You should have been one of the first things smoking
out of here.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Honestly, I'm firing you and my administrative assistant at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
She missed you.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
She was supposed to get you out of here the
first day, Yes, before I walked through the front door.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Why are you still here?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Joseph Terrell, a career attorney who spent nearly twenty years
at the department, received the termination letter from Bondy July eleventh.
That didn't state the reason for his immediate removed from
the federal service. Also, it spelled his name wrong.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Of course it did, because they partly can't spell ethics.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
He headed the dlj's ethics off right, they did, just
spelled ethics right. His portfolio included reviewing and approving financial disclosures, racusals,
waivers of the conflicts of interests, and advice on travel
and gifts for BONDI right, that that's the reason he
got fired. All the other stuff is like, we wasn't
gonna do that either, but I'm gonna definitely be accepting
gifts and travel. I only got this. I only got

(32:30):
this because I'm essentially a MAGA influencer at this point,
So you tripping. But yeah, he also deputy Attorney General,
so he was over all the ethics for her, Deputy
Attorney General Todd Blanche and FBI Director Cash Betel.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Job, he've been doing product forever like twenty some years.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Nearly twenty years. And uh and like there's already stuff
about Cosh Betel taking trips and going to like UFC
he fights and canceling meetings. Like these people are unethical.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yes they are, so, they says money.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, they also already fired twenty employees involved in Special
Counsel Jacksmith's investigations into Trump.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, they're just getting rid of all the checks and balances,
because that's what happens when you put these people in charge.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yes, sir, they don't want checks and balances because it
holds them accountable.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yep. And the last one, I'd be honest, not that
mad in the politics till we get mad. So far.
Hacked Elmo account leads to muppet page posting anti Semitic
tirade accusing Donald Trump of crimes. The ex account belonging
to Elmo appeared to be hacked on Sunday, leading to
a period of about an hour in which a stream

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of anti Semitic and other posts was posted to the
beloved Sesame Street up its page before being taken down.
One post, written in third person style characteristic of the
children's entertainment icon, issue violent threats against all Jewish people
before referring to the president Donald Trump is an Israeli
prime minister and Yahoo's puppet because he's in the Epstein trials.

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What I think is interesting, and this is something I
wonder how many of y'all experienced. If you're on Twitter still,
which I don't blame you if you're not, but if
you are on Twitter still, I just need to know
how many of y'all did the same thing I did,
which is, when I read the tweets, my brain did

(34:35):
Elmo's voice.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I can see that, right, because you used to hear
reading everything in his voice.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I can't not read Elmo and hear Elmo as Elmo
even though he's hacked. This is not real. There's not
a real Elmo. Who cover your children, say, there's not
a real Elmo?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Right, don't be telling the truth.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's right, so like, but somehow I'm reading this tweets
and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Release the files at real Donald Trump. Child fucker. Oh no, almost.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Stopped fucking children. I'm just like, I mean, I do
like the elmos going in on the president, but also
I don't think this is what Elmo would do. You know,
well he's what when would I don't think Elmo would
bring up the anti Semitism.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I don't think, you know, that's not Almo's style.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Almost say you and y'all, who's bitch? Like, I don't
think that's how Elmo doesn't. I mean, he do talk
greasy to that to a couple of characters out there,
but he don't do it like that, like rock Oor whatever,
that thing's ast He don't like them, but he don't
just be on there cussing and ship.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
That's not their most style.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's real fucked up for the hackers to do that.
Mm hmmm, Like it's just come on, man, I don't
think Elmo would be messing with the Epstein files almost
say released the list like what list em?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Steve? Lets you tryd fuck her?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Like okay, buddy, calm down there? Oh man? Anyway, uh
rest in peace to the almost tweets that they got
deleted obviously so that they got that, they was like, no, like,
are you fucking in the same man? All right, let's
get into a different segment. Let's just talk some news.

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Just the beginning, new UNO themed games and social clubs
are coming to casinos around the US. M.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
You know it's gonna be white. You know, niggas gonna
come in there. They ain't gonna like you are disqualified. No,
we don't stack what what? What the fuck is y'all doing? No,
ain't nobody drawing forty five cards? You are disqualified. They
gonna have to They're gonna have to tell people, like
before they start. These are house rules, and we played
by the white people's book, and it ain't the bullshit

(37:27):
that y'all be creating. Niggas gonna be like, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm just worried somebody gonna get stabbed. You know, if
people take you serious, they do like come on man. Yeah.
I also feel like, uh yeah, you definitely need to
establish what the rules are because HUNO doesn't even recognize stacking.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
No, it doesn't, like unless they change that.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Very recently, they were openly against all the black rules
that I grew up playing.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yes, stackings and doubles and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I'm a little worried about that.
Who's judging the timing on the Unos, Yeah, because because
you know, if you called one over before the other
person say oh no, they got to pick up some
more cards.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah. Yet, like I said, that's those are the rules
that they have to establish, right.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Cause it can get down to like milliseconds, you know,
like this shit is not a game when rent is
on the.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Line, right, we're real. Yeah, you ain't nott a cookout
or a fish fry. You ain't got twenty on it.
When it's twenty thousand on it, they will stab you.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Can you imagine if like mama need a new pair
of shoes. Literally, yeah, motherfucker's stacked to draw fours on
you change the color the red Uno out.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Boy, they will turn the table like literally turn the
table on, turn table over.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
And now you're looking at the dealer, and the dealer
got to do that professional like uh that he said,
So that's all your chips, buddy, mhmm.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, you're definitely gonna being banded. I mean you probably should.
I don't think you have guns to casinos anyway, but
they gonna be checking extra hard for the Uno table.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
The goal of the clubs is start a nationwide campaign
that turns casual game nights into full blown entertainment events
at the Palms Casino Resort. The Sweet Will Fit Your
Vibrant card game inspired the Core with gaming tables, private dealers,
various games and expansions, and multiple other amenities. According to
the casino.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Do'll gonna start fights?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
What else are they gonna do? Are they gonna do?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Like?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Uh? Can you play a game of fucking life Monopoly?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I could see them doing that? Mm hmm. People put
money on it.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Games they got Uno golf. You match cars by colors
and numbers, but your cars are laid out as you
try to get rid of high cars and keep lower
value cars. Strategically clear columns to eliminate cars, but beware
of the card that can raise your score. The player
with the lower score wins. Never even heard of it?
Mm hmmo teams this sound like spades. Players still match

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color numbers similar but instead of every man for himself,
they play up in pairs of two play together to win.
Special cars and rules help teammates work together, but both
players must get rid of all the cars in the
hand to win. Oh, you gonna, y'all gonna fight on
in the car on the way home. You're gonna fight, Yeah, now, motherfucker,
why didn't you just draw to when you play you
had to draw to. I changed the color the blue.

(40:22):
I changed the color of the blue. Motherfucker you saw me. Well, no,
the kids can't go to school. Are you having?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I told you it is. It is going to be
very dangerous. Like you know, they're gonna have to have rules.
No hitting, no screaming across the table. They might even
be like, look, you can't eat. They were like, look,
don't say nigga. We have band the word nigga at
the no tables. Can you that's all we hear is
luck nigga. Pay attention to nigga.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Can you cross talk cause you know in space you can.
You like, they have to be careful with how people
talk to each other.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Boy, They were like you they probably.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Can they let them know what's in your hand by
certain cues and shit.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Right, they would have to make rules to be like
no no talking, no hand gestures, no signs like because
people would do particularly when it's like big money on
the board and you know the house loves to win.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
So trust me, someone getting shot outside. People gonna be
cheating at no showing no mercy. This game has a
ton more cars, with way tougher penalties and new rules
that would have players stacking, swapping, and okay, this the
Black version. Oh god, it's over. Oh lord, they gonna
kill somebody. Oh Lord, they made it official. The Black
Version is coming to the casino board cards, way tougher penalties,

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new rules that have players stacking, swapping, and drawing more
cars than ever before. There are two ways to win,
and this Mercy's version of the game. Get rid of
all the cars or knock all the other players out
the game. That's black UNO. Well, I won't be going
to Vegas for this, not this.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Casino, not this casino, and not for the UNO.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Not for the casinos. I'm gonna have to miss that.
I know it's gonna be motherfuckers rolling up in there
with Crown royal bags like where the own old tables at. Nephew,
I want to be stacked. They call me mephis draft fo.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
They they you know it, and and and the thing is,
you know they might behave themselves in the casino, but
outside of the casino, like once they leave them, those
people gonna be stabbed.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
And security can't save.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
You know, their game. Once you walk outside the door.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
They gonna be like soon.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's ain't like two brothers was brawling.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Outside of the casino overno. I can't do nothing to
you right now, but I'm telling you like this, as
soon as we get outside in the parking line, ain't
no security for your ass, then, boy, I'm gonna be
I ain't gonna be playing with you no more. Wow. Yeah,
I'm flabbering acid.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
The public has asked has been asked to help after
deputies load lose an assault rifle. They believe it may
have falling out of the squad.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Car house way.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I heard that echo too. Where did that come from?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department is investigated how an
assault rifle went missing and potentially fell out the trunk
of a squad car. It's this naked gun already. How
are we here? Why are we here?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Oh my god. Yeah, people are gonna.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Help you find shit that you did? Did you as
supposed to take care.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Of the weapon had to be kept in a black
hard shell storage case in the vehicles trump along with
five magazines each loader with thirty rounds of ammunition. They
think they lost it Saturday night between ten thirty and eleven.
Part of me wonders that this is a cover up,
Like did y'all do something real scary and file with

(43:54):
that motherfucking uh yeah, y'all.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Using this as an excuse to to justify them. Third
round got ghosts.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, like did y'all shoot up a bunch of innocent
people and was like, oh the gun went missing once
it guy stolen? Did y'all sell it to the to
the mob or some shit something happened losing guns, And
you know a lot of guns in this country come
from just law enforcement losing guns, like people steal guns
out of all evidence rooms and stuff, no evidence room,

(44:23):
no cars and shit, oh their vehicles.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I didn't even think about that because I don't do
shit like that, but that would make sense.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
And how humbling has must it be to have to
ask the public for for help?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Hey, guys, you know the Negroes we beat? Would you
help us fire our weapons? No bitch got lined it.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
We had a little whoopsie.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Guys, Hey, neither here nor that anybody see uh ar
fifteen just laying on the seventy seven decided aghway, nope, South.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
No reason, no let's do another one. Which one on?
I oh man, how about this one? This one's a
pretty hair in that article. And it's not guess the race,
it's just something crazy. A nineteen year old man was
killed when he fell into a meat grinder at a

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Vernon food processing facility Sunday night. Yeah. I know he
was on the grind at the job, but what goddamn?
I mean I heard a riseing grind, not falling grind.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That's not the way you want to beat that meat.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
No. No, they say a job will fit you up
and you you out, but.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Come on, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
He was a member of the sanitation crew, so he
was cleaning it. Oh god, that means someone has to
clean him. One of the homies that one of the
coworkers got a clean hell out of the machine.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Right, could you get stuck in there? Rhyme?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I mean you hope, I mean you hope it doesn't
get served, you know, get like a pack of Hamburger
and ham Man. Yeah. At about nine to thirty pm,
he fell into the meat grinder, as was being described
as an industrial accident. That's like how you kill people
in video games and Batman comic books.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yep. And you know what, And this is when you
have government agencies come in and investigate to see what
really happened. What did the company have all the protocols?
Was he chained up?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
So they say Osha is expected to be there on Monday.
But then the question becomes will they be there under Trump? Right,
Pam BONDI like, Osha? What's that number? Let me ask
my ethics guy? Oh fuck fied them. Vernon is the
city five miles southwest of downtown Los Angeles in Los
Angeles County. Oh my god, what a terrible way to die.
What a horrible thing not to describe.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
To like his family.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Family, Like, oh my god, that's scary as fuck. Man.
All right, trying to do something different, And I think
I can find a way to give my pocket article
to an instapavient. Just gonna take a second, But I
think we should do a gender war. Let's see if

(47:16):
we can do one of these gender wars?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Were going went on outside?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
A went on outside? All right, Let's see if this
will work. Try to move this on the fly, live
on the air. So I think we refresh here. Oh,
I think I made it work. Okay, Sorry, theres a Parson,
try again, What the fuck? All right's try it? This what? Okay?

(47:51):
I think this might have worked, so we may be
able to do that. Okay, all right, here we go
gender wars. All right now, this one is from Twitter
and it's already uh the clip says the person who
shared it has a caption too many one liners in

(48:12):
this clip with a bunch of laughing emojis. Looks like
it's from a podcast, because it's podcast. Mike's fifty six
thousand views. Only thirty one replies Okay, all right, that's
not looking too that. And this is from July first,
so that's thirteen days didn't go to viral. Let's see
what they said. People do agree with me that, yes,

(48:34):
you do. Don't go straight from the club to poundtown.
It's ideal. Yeah, you have to agree. Yeah, no, you know,
because you're going straight from the club to poundtown. Sometimes
you have them put your dick in the stick. Oh
that's sick. That's very sick. That's very sick. I definitely

(48:57):
always had to like rints. I can under stand up
bird back for sure, and that bird bathroom. You have
to what if he doesn't like do you? What do
you think about me get your partner a clean working environment.
What if it's not your house? And what you have
a bathroom? You give a bathroom. I'm using it, but
I don't know I feel comfortable going through your stuff

(49:17):
and let me going through your stuff and all of that.
Why because I don't know you like that? So why you?
That's not no? This has to use up in that
medicine capitals n N s C the anti depressant. What
are we doing? So what if you find in the

(49:40):
cabin when you find lithium some purse? I feel like
if you both are mutually like not at your best,
it's understanding, like we both got to stink a little bit.

(50:02):
Everybody close to.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
What are we talking about right now? It's literally okay,
all right, that's about I think it was only like
twelve seconds left. I'll go ahead and finish.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
It talking about you were judging the hell out of
the people in centers.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Then there wasn't no season, so musty what?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Who said that? All right? All right? So that's the
jury that someone sent me from Twitter zero to ten?
How do you feel about it? Karen?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I get this one about four. It's not gonna get
a high score because it was more of all of
them ripping off of each other. This really wasn't like
a war. You know, points were brought up, you know,
jokes were made, but overall, like this wasn't something that
would get people enraged and mad and kind of do
you know, interacting with each other. I do. As far

(51:01):
as like the video go, I like the camera shots,
the camera angles, you know, you got the words and
things like that. It was well edited, right, and that's
probably the biggest reason why it has a four. But no,
if you're looking by the by the gender war standards
that are put up before, were people mad? What are
in directing with each other? Did people come on you know,
picking sides and things like that. I don't think this

(51:21):
happened with this.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
It was some good chaotic energy. As far as like
a podcast where people are riffing, I don't mind the content,
meaning like it does not make me angry anyway. I
didn't really roll my eyes. I thought it was like
a cute, funny thing. I feel like we've had conversations
like that on our show with Justin where we're just
kind of riffing and making fun with each other, but

(51:44):
no one really hates each other. It's actually not a
man versus woman thing. Really. The only thing that made
it seem like it was man versus woman is that
it was one woman and like five guys. But the
guys all had pretty good energy, and when she was
clowning and making fun of them, they were laughing at
each other and at themselves.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
And it ain't going to serious mode.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Yeah. Yeah, So I think for me personally, it's more
like a almost like a a one or two, Like
it's a very low score for the Gender Wars element,
like there's no reason to argue about this, you know.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I agree, Yeah, I'm ana lower my score because I
said three or four, but the initially, yes, I'm gonna
go like a one or two. That was my initial
thought process because I was like, if you're going by
the Gender Wars standards, just doesn't meet thelights.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Like if you weren't paying any attention, you might be like, oh,
raised voices. They're very loud, and so they must be
I'm triggered by the how loud they're talking. But it's
not they're not arguing, they're just kind of chilling. It
was like the only like it was a kind of
conversation you'd hear in a club with loud music, except
there's no loud music. Like, yes, it's that kind of chaotic,

(52:55):
fun cookout energy. I honestly I saw people in the
chat was kind of like, you know, going in on
them or whatever, But honestly, I don't. I'm not even
mad at that converss. I thought it was cute, Like
that's that is funny to think about. Y'all. You go
to the club, you've been dancing, you're been sweating, you're
about to go home. You take us on home, You're
gonna have sex with them. You don't take a shower,

(53:17):
you don't wash up or anything. You go straight to
just funky after the club sex. That's a funny premise.
And then and I love that. And she had a
lot of good observations. I thought she was very funny,
especially the whole like well he goes. The reason I
wouldn't do it is because I don't want to go
through her soaps and all this shit. I don't know her.
And it's like, but you are about to put your
dick in her, so you're gonna fuck her. But the

(53:40):
soap is too personal.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
It's funny where people joy that line of intimacy.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yes, so that was that was cute to me. I
you know, like I said, it's getting a low score
isn't necessarily a bad thing in this case. Like it's
the kind of content that I'd be like, oh, okay, yeah,
that's funny and cute.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
But just not a like you know, it's not like.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I'm not ready to fight you about it. That's what
I would say. All right, let's get into some guess
the race. Like I said, we're not gonna do this
one long today. It's time to catch the race. It's
time to catch the race. It's time to catch the race.

(54:24):
It's time to catch the race. Guess the race. Go
around and go find different articles, guess the race of
people involved. Karen plays along, Chatman plays along. They are racist.
A Florida man is behind bars on felony charges for
a pair of Walmart sex toy heist.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Walmart got sex doors where I.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Been Ocean's twelve inches? Why they call it a heist?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Unless he had a crew. I feel like it's just shoplifting,
just regular ass healing, unless you're about to describe some
like this motherfucker got a job working on the inside
that the sex toy factory. Then he found a he
made a shipment, but he put an extra two boxes
in that he didn't put on the manifest for the cargo.

(55:09):
Like this ain't a heist. Jeffrey Leforge forty not to
be no relation to Georgie LaForge was arrested Friday on
a pair of theft counts, for which he is being
held in lieu of ten thousand dollars bond. On two
separate occasions, police charged la Forge swiped a variety of
adult toys from a Walmart in South Pasadena, a Panella's

(55:30):
Panella's County City store. Security cameras recorded LaForge removing the
items from the packaging and then departing the Walmart without
paying for the pleasure devices. Oh shit, okay, now this
is shocking. The two hundred and eighty dollars worth of
stolen goods got him, which included a thirty one dollar

(55:50):
and forty four cent Toush toy and a fourteen ninety
eight dollar oral stroker.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
What the hell I been? I've never seen this back
section in the Walmart.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
The what do you mean? Back session?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
You said that the Walmart?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Right, it was a Walmart Yeah, what what is the
back section?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Oh I'm joking. You know how when you go to
the Points Sore they have like a separate section.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Oh well, they don't keep the toys in there, they
keep the videos. But yeah, yeah, where is the sex
toy section? I mean it might be in there. We
don't be in Walmart like that. And the ones we
go to typically have the slave PIDs. But the new
one with the with the wall with the mirrors and
the windows and shit, maybe that one had the sex
toys and we didn't know where the fun like.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
That's true too. That's that's and I guess that's why
I'm very confused. I was like, I've never seen sex toys.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
This is one of the benefits of self check out,
our guess, because now you don't have to worry about
an awkward person ringing you up and being like, I'm
gonna need a price check on toush toys, touch toy department.
I'm gonna need a price check on the old Stroker.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Test toy, price check on toys.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
LaForge is accused of still in a Reese's Peanut butter
ice cream costing three ninety eight. Well, you know what
for a penny and for poundtown is what I was.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
That is good, That was hilarious for any.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
In for a pound town. Come on, guys, you can't
get this everywhere. It's unclear whether the sex toys are
intended for personal use or resale, though the lack of
packaging might cause a perspective buyer concern that the items
were used so he took them out of the packages,
stuffed them somewhere, didn't pay for them. So yeah, I
think that sounds more like personal use, because who's to

(57:39):
who's I mean, look, maybe people are no pun intended
hard up out here, but who's buying like you freehand
sex toys? Like like not in the package sex toys?
Are we that desperate?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
There's no diskind of what that silicone is.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
There's zero deal. There's no amount of discs in the
world that will make me take a raw sex toy
off your hands.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
I'm sorry, buddy, I'm good. I don't care how good
you clean it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I don't not for free, not even for free. Would
I'd be like, oh man, you just giving away all strokers. Wow,
this is a fourteen ninety eight value. Last time I
checked the Walmart since the merchandise was value less than
a thousand dollars. Sex Toy thousand normally charged to miss
the mena. However, oing to his large history of multiple

(58:27):
theft convictions, the counts have been enhanced to felonies.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
All just okay, so they combine all the shit then there.
That's how they get people. A lot of times people
think they getting away with it. All doing is just
feeling you into you cross whatever the threshold is for
to be federal, and then like gotcha, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
He's gonna be in a He's in a tough g
spot right now. All right, Karen, guess the race of
mister boombaste. Jeffrey LaForge.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
That's his name, Jeffrey LaForge White.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Karen's going with White. Check the chat room, see what
they believe is races. Saw. I'm gonna asked whether he
stashed the butt plug if he was gonna sell the items,
doesn't that make him the butt plug? All he wanted
to experience the butt plug in the store of White
freak Dick, dastardly dick stealer White. He is a butt

(59:20):
in a buttload of trouble, White freaking Friday White. The
correct answer is, what'd you say, Karen, you gotta correct.
Oh no, he looks very sorry that he got caught

(59:44):
stealing them toys. The question is did he get to
eat the ice cream?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Or maybe that was going up as butt too.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I don't know his business.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Yeah, his business, but his hellline was running away.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Ah it was. It was uh, it was getting out
of here. Let's go to the next one. Karen's one
for one so far. Let's see. Let's see police speeding
reckless motorcyclist is no King of the world, all right?
That seemed like a stretch for a headline. A motorcycle
list was busted yesterday for speeding and reckless driving after

(01:00:22):
Florida cop spotted him riding hands free. Oh he was
doing like Titanic on a motorcycle. Jack on Titanic. You know,
we had this dog, I'm King of the World. So
he's driving a motorcycle with no hands on the handlebars.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Oh no, you can't do that, dog.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Yeah. Police alleged that Damon Henkins, thirty four, was doing
one hundred and five miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
One hundred and five and you out here FuG free
ringing it with your arms.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
He was doing one oh five when you did the
I'm King of the World post Sunday morning. It was
a fifty five mile I was on with other traffic present.
He had both hands off the handlebars when the police
department observed him traveling at excessive at dangerous speed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Of course, because you flew by him. That's why I
was like, hey, what was that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
He was arrested on two misdemeanor charges and booked into
a county jail. He spent about six hours and cussy
before being freedom three hundred dollars bond. He drives a
Kawasaki Ninja z xc R A six R XC six
R and has posted Instagram videos showing him weaving and
white lining through the highway traffic so he wanted to

(01:01:33):
be speeding. In late May, he uploaded a photo of
his motorcycle, which had approach one hundred and seventy five
miles per hour, with the caption finally gave her a
bath and installed the new windscreen. In love with this bike,
You're gonna be in love with being a smear on
the side of the road. Keep this up, buddy. He
previously had been cited for driving an unregistered vehicle and

(01:01:54):
driving a vehicle out with an expired registration. Karen guess
the race of mister David Hinkins. Oh, Karen's going white
for Damon Hankins. Let's check the chat room and see
what you guys believe in the chat man. That's two
hundred and five miles.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
And I'm not a fan of motorcycles anyway, but I'm
definitely not riding one with my hands off the handles.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Look myne no hands black, white, speeding like Henry Ruggs. White.
Damn there, blue dare, blue eyed devil, white, evil canieval
white white as the lane lines, everyone went white. It's
up one person, Compton freestyle is black. Okay, so everyone
went white. It's up two people. Evil. Couldn't even white, boy,
The correct answer is white. Couple of you got it wrong, though,

(01:02:45):
gotta bull yard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I know sometimes we like to push you to the limit,
but this sounds one hundred percent white.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yeah that I mean, well, the name would have made
me guess black. I'm not gonna lie. I just happened
to already know the answer because I'm reading it. But
Damon Heinkin's sound kind of blackish if it been Damon Jenkins,
I would have said, I definitely would have said it
was two alphabets away from everyone saying black. I feel like,
all right, so you got your two for two Karen. Yeah,

(01:03:18):
so let's go to the bonus round, of course, was
why I am racist?

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
How can I be racist about anybody or anything in
my life?

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
How can I call them niggas?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Just call them niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
It's time to go change sky monkey boom, big high
jumping speed chucking three hundred and sixty degree. Cipher said,
My first time arriving in La my bus was surrounded
by black guys doing that messing traffic. And I was like,
that's the plot to the movie Torque.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
And I guess I have a question. Is that man married,
I got a girlfriend or like a significant other that
cares about him. That will be like, don't be out
here going like it ain't even gotta be you know,
don't matter what your sexuality is. That hey, dog, I
kind of want you to live. Don't be out here
during one hundred and five miles an hour, Karen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
He lives his life a quarter mile of the time
for his family. How dare you? How dare you? Dominic
Toretto didn't. I'm so sorry. Have ten movies of catastrophes
for you to talk like people that speed don't have family.
They speed because they do have family.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
I didn't mean to insult you intelligence.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
A Florida man who cosp believe was stabbed in a
drug dispute, was in circle when a nurse discovered a
glass crack pipe a lighter in ten four containing cocaine
coming out his butt.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Oh damn, what's happening with this picture you just painted?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Uh listen, have pants?

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Well, you don't take a clothes off normally when they
built surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Michael O'Neill had been transported to Saint Petersburg Bayfront Hospital
for a knife one. While in surgery, the registered nurse
located the stashed items, the ash, the ashed items, stash dashed.
I don't know it's something there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Guys, right, because he came in and all of a sudden,
you do not race. You're like, why is there something?
Nothing's supposed to be moving down there? The fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
After being hospitalized for his injuries, he was booked in jail.
Oh you're getting stabbed in a drug deal. You're going
you lose your drugs in the damn operation table and
then you gotta go to jail when you hel up. Yeah,
that's a bad night, go to jail. He was booked
in jail Friday night for cocaine possession, which is a felony,
and possession of drug papernilia, which is a misdemeanor. He

(01:05:52):
was at least yesterday from cussody at the posting five thousand,
five hundred dollars bond. Well, now, if you got five thousand,
five hundred dollars for you had enough money to make
a drug transaction without getting stabbed, buddy, that's on you.
You never haggled when you got the drugs, got the money.
He has pleaded not guilty to the charges over the
last few years. It's convicted of duy numerous druggle lady

(01:06:13):
counsel in the possession of cocaine, methan, fatamine, fittingl and
narcotics paraphernalia. He pleaded guilty last year the drug possession
out there jail strip search turned up two baggies of
containing finnail and crack rocks hitting this butt. So this
is his thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I guess, I guess that's what he You must travel
with him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
That's like, that's this is this is movement. This is
move He like love it. Like does that mean when
he leave the house and he'd be like, oh, ship,
forgot to keep my ass drugs, I'll be right back
like how I forget you forget your keys or your wallet?
Gotta be like, gotta go my butt wallet. All right, Karen,
guess the race of mister Michael O'Neill, O'Neill, Oh, oh White, O'Neill,

(01:06:58):
oh White. Let's check the chat room and see what
they believe. So I saying, oh, he's on that ship. Literally,
he's on that ship and that ship is in him.
That's uh, all right, here we go lots of butt
stuff today. White. That's what we do, guys. Uh. He
likes the drugs and the drugs like him White. He

(01:07:20):
just asks out of love White Florida White nonsense. Fitting
heil go to jail, fittingail, will go to jail. White White.
That's some crank ass ship. White, White as the powder.
The correct answer is white and that's him right there.

(01:07:46):
Oh no, Yeah, he looks like he needs a hit
of that booty drugs. Yeah he does, mm mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
That he's going through with draws.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Right, I'll tell you what. That puts a different spin
on the term butt crack. All right, let's go to
sword ratchetness.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
When he said he gonna split, he means something different.
I know that was terrible. It was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
I'm glad you know it. Man arrested after attacking brother
with Samarai sword. A man's arrested after allegedly attacking his
brother with Samarai sword and they're holding up in his home.
Sunday morning. Officers arrived at ocean side property of off
the Avenue near Hollow Glen Road around six thirty five am.
Why are they giving um such specifics? Y'all trying to
drive down there right to see for yourself in case

(01:08:54):
y'all need to know. They found a man who suffered
serious injuries, not thought to be life threatening. He was
taking to hospital to be treated his alleged attackers home.
He traveled to The officer's travel to the alleged attackers home,
spent four and a half hours trying to get him
to come out. They're like, it's okay to be gay.
Come out, we will accept you, we will love you. Oh,

(01:09:17):
they mean come out the house because it was a
standout oh my man, the kind of coming out. A
short time after the police swat team responded, the thirty
year old man exited the home was taken into custody.
He was arrested on suspension of assault with a deadly weapon.
They're asking anybody with information to call a number. So
that's that's on y'all if y'all know. All right, y'all,

(01:09:38):
until next time. It was fun. I love you.