3142: Stray-L Cauvin

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I listened to The Black Guy Who Tips podcast because
Rod and Karen are hot.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, welcome to another episode of The Black Guy to
His podcast. I'm your host, Rod, joined us always by
my co host, and we are live on a Wednesday night.
And for those that don't know in the audience, not
only are we married, but we've been dating since we
were like sixteen. Yeah, just blew your fucking mind, didn't

(00:27):
somebody is shot? But speaking of mind blowers, we have
a guest today, probably the most mentioned uh.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Person take strays for no reason?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I call him stray L. It's today's guest is actor, writer,
podcaster or stand up comedian who's new special Trump versus
Canada debuts on YouTube tonight. That's August fifteenth. It's Jail Covan.
What's going on home?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Me?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Great to be here, Thank you for having me? Uh? Yes,
straight l?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
That is uh?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Was that right now?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Just now? Just now?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
It's perfect? That's an episode.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, damn, I'm better write this down now, got put
a lot, I got my work cut out from here.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You think you're gonna top that one?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Jay?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
First of all, man, I was listening to a podcasts
where you know, I text you and stuff all the time.
This latest chapter, it feels like uh saw working in
the pretzel factory of Pretzel story in the mall. It
feels like this might really be it be it for
jail because you you got a real you got a

(01:51):
job job and and like you you you're a working,
working man.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, it's I mean the things that happen, like there
are people you when I'm talking about how unhappy I am,
that's a certain level I'm unhappy.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's the workable, that's.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
The functioning alcoholic level of like, yeah, you can't have
three shots of whiskey before work.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
But when you see me either like donating a lot
of money or deleting a social media app like I
did with Facebook for like two and a half years,
or taking a job where I can make a difference
and help people, and it's like it means something to me.

(02:42):
I'm in a bad way. Yeah, but that's like my
cry for help is to help.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, what is wrong? I remember during during the pandemic
as they started, you know, South blocking you on all
the social media's and stuff, it was like every week
of your podcast you were giving more and more money
to Haiti.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, yeah, I was just like there's something about like
I feel bad, Like some people, like take Trump as
an example. If Trump feels bad, his way of feeling
good will be like, who can I make feel worse?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Right?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
I have a philosophy. I think this is kind of
how I operate, which is like I feel bad, Well,
there's no curing that, so can I make someone else
feel good?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Right Somewhere, there's just like starving people in Haiti hoping
for a downturn, you know, like Unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Like the JL special only got eight hundred views in
its first week. He has a ninety seven thousand subscribers. Somehow,
no one including them watched it. A child that forty
seven full of food and medicine.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
They're just kids in the background, Like the community center
will be built, We're gonna have a place to play,
God's right. They're the ones that keep going on jail
social media. They're actually boxed. They're not fans. They're just like, man,
you're coming to You're coming to Bronxville. I was, oh,

(04:15):
you already came. Then it's just like it's actually like
a factory, like they haven't.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes, yeah, the one that's actually punching your jokes down. Yeah,
that's all them.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, Like how in Nigeria they have like the whole
like little cell of people that just stay on computers
and try to it's just that, but towards only jail.
Just like, hey man, I was gonna buy tickets, but
then I realized, I want to see some I want
to actually get a root canal. I don't need one.
I'm just gonna get it during the rather than go
to your show. Love you anyway, And then they're just

(04:52):
like the money will come.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
So this is when I read that book There Is
No Place for which I reviewed a little while back.
It was like a very moving book about working homeless
in Atlanta, and which is crazy when you realize, like
after just a few weeks on the job here and
I'm still in training for the job I have now
with this organization that basically just tries to keep people

(05:20):
in their homes, keep them from being evicted, and you
realize New York, you see the difference between Blue states
and red states very sparkly, because there are a lot
of programs. It's more like the lawyers make arguments, but
also this whole organization I'm with kind of helps people
avail themselves of the different services and emergency aid that's available.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
And when you read the book that I read about
Georgia and you.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Realize, oh man, there's nothing like lawyers there are basically
trying to catch you on like a legal technicality or
like charity.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Like here, it's like, oh no, if you use if
I talk to the.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Judge, if we do this, we can get you this
emergency funding, or we can keep you in the home,
or they'll extend your you know, it's almost like your
job is just until they're on footing or get the
funding they need, just keep them in their homes, right,
And it's it's it's incredible because it's like I look
at this and go, oh so obviously I have a
job to do, and sometimes you have to be creative

(06:22):
or figure out things. But like you're almost facilitating as
much as you are lawyering where But then you look
at other states, these red states where it's like, you know,
Georgia seven to twenty five minimum wage still federal minimum
wage still in twenty twenty five, no medicaid expansion, I mean,

(06:45):
And the thing in that book that you see is
like Brian Kemp is like obviously must get a lot
of dollars from like private equity and like landlords or
like landlord associations because it seems like needlessly cruel, how
pro landlord. And then there's that section of the book
where like private equity came in and I was like, well,
this won't end, right, obviously.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
No sentence, no sentence that starts with that ends, the
story never ends.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Well.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
The only time you really see is spun as a
positive is in the very beginning stages. I'm like, oh,
and they got private equity to invest in Red Lobster
And you're like, we're two years away from like Red
Lobster declaring bankruptcy.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
So it was just it was in a moment where
I was like, you know, frustrated with comedy and also
this book really moved me, and I said, how would
I get involved?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
And like like it was like the Truman Show.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Like four days later, a listing went up on this
like legal jobs website I usually just get like temporary
assignments from, but.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
It was like are you motivated?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Like are you interested and motivated to work on like
housing issues and helping the homeless? And I was like,
this is like the Truman Show, like I they gave
me this book to read, and then like the ad
just appeared on my computer for like that exact type
of job. After I was like, but how would I

(08:09):
get a job like this? And it was just like
right in front of me. So that's right, big algorithm
finally worked for me, not for my comedy. But if
I say it's the opposite, if I'm like, boy, could
I be a Supreme Court justice one day? Next thing
you know, Trump has nominated me to like the DC
Circuit for no reason.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I'm gonna have to switch browsers really quick. I'm coming
right back, guys, but my chat is frozen in one
of the browsers, So give me one second. Everybody, get
this double echo.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Because he couldn't see the chat, I figured I pretend like,
is it just me and you?

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Karen?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yes, you can't hear me?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Now I'm back there you go.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yes, I'm about to say yeah. When Roger leeves my
sound leaves.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, Am I back on the screen for y'all? Can
you see me?

Speaker 6 (08:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay, let me try refreshing, because Karen, why would you
just freeze up and not say a word. I'm still
be recorded and yeah, and yeah, you're still being recorded.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
It's the beige guy who tips.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
And you are still being recorded and it's legally admissippoint court.
I will see you for the slander that you just
copyright in front. But I mean, I guess it's you know,
it's good that people are being helped. I guess that
is the conundrum of of rooting for you personally, is

(09:30):
it's like, I'm like, oh, man, Jail sounds like you
might hang up, stand up, but that makes me root
against Like, you know, there's mothers in the Bronx being evicted, right,
They're being pushed in the face every day and Jail
is the only one that can save him. I'm like, yeah,
but like I don't.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I mean, that'd be right.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Wants to be like, what's that sick latinas you show up, it's.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Super you shown with the Superman costume without the draws on.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
And it is true, like this is not a joke.
My office is the closest subway station to Like, the
subway station to get to my office is right across
the street basically from the Joker steps from the first
which I feel like that's really poetic.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, it could only be more ironic if it was
like across the street from the comedy seller or some
bulls right, Like, it could only be worse if you
had to like walk past your dream directly.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Day.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Are you doing set tonight? Yeah, a set of legal filing.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Hey man, you like comedy. You just stare at him
like with a thousand yards like a Vietnam veteran. But yeah,
so even with that, though, you're still to you still
have dates on your calendar, you still have You're still
doing comedy, you're still making the podcast. What's going on

(11:05):
with this special that's coming out tonight? Trump versus Canada?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Well, yes, thank you.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
It was this is like I don't want to say
it's an accidental special, like I just had this set
and we managed to record it, Like I my idea
to go to Canada. This was like in the spring
when Trump was I never had any luck getting email
responses from the clubs in Canada. So in that way,
it was like that they had a nice treaty, still

(11:31):
going like you don't book JL right, no, no, no,
we we abide by the treaty.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Of course, that's actually why Trump did the tariffs is
he found out jail was booked and he was like,
oh fuck.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
No, somebody got to pay.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
So with with the tension between I said, this might
be my opportunity. Like so I said, let me pitch
them on just doing like a Trump show, like I'll
do like little stand up come show, but like a
town hall kind of thing. And they loved the idea,
so they booked me. I did April ninth, but I
wanted somebody to film it. But you know, just like
the common idea of like, oh, film it and you know,

(12:10):
if I get a couple of clips, that's content and
like oh I RL and who knows. But the dude
who they told, like this comic in Canada, Tyler Morrison,
who kind of like helped me get into the club
and then told me the guy who I should see
to film it. This guy gets back to me with
a price much higher than I expected. Like he was
charging me not a crazy amount if I was doing

(12:31):
a special, very reasonable if I'm doing a special, but
for like dude with camera to like pick up sound.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
And I was like that's a lot.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
But I said, you know what, I'm exhausted, I'm tired.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Fine do it? Who cares this this gig?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Making money or losing money isn't gonna I just want
to do the club and get to Canada and see
what that's like. So I go Pact House, so you know,
that's where they differ from the United States. And and
it was like over all, it was like the crowd
was fans. It wasn't this sounds interesting, this could be it.

(13:07):
They were like like nine, the crowd was like fans.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Like they were like, we've been waiting for you to
come up here.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
And my theory on a side note, is like it
would be crazy if the algorithm was like hurting me
in the US, but like it didn't transfer to like
foreign countries, like people in Australia and Canada still see
my stuff more. Maybe, but because because they came out
on a Wednesday. This is a Wednesday, and it was packed.
And this guy Jeremy, which oddly enough was the name

(13:36):
of the guy who filmed half Blackface.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
And the kid who shot himself in front of the
class and Pearl Jam song, that's.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
So the so it was just ironic to have like,
you know, without getting into it, but anyway, Jeremy sitting there,
he's got two assistants, three cameras, like he's ready for Netflix's.
I was like, okay, And what was great is the
show was unbelievable, Like I'm putting on my Patreon either

(14:08):
tonight or tomorrow. I have the rough cut of it,
but my Elon Musk set am seeing the show like
I am seed for myself as Elon Musk, and then
a local comedy did like twenty in between, so I
could go change into Trump. But when I saw him
after that show, he had this look the Jeremy the

(14:29):
guy who filmed it, he had this look. I felt
amazing about it and was like so grateful. I was like,
oh my god, I'm so glad I just stuck with
filming this, like at a higher price because we just
got like a legit special. And he had this look
like he didn't know what he was getting into. He
was like, oh, it'll be a fun night. We'll film
a comedy, we'll film some comedy. This will be fun.

(14:49):
He was like giddy, like oh man, I'm in I'm
in on yes, yeah, and then you know it's like
four k he does. He's like wow, I don't even
know how he did all this because it's like three cameras.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
But he's got all these like swooping shots, right.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
And like, yeah, it's like really it's it's like it is,
but it is technically.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Up to the level that my performance was. So it's
like a plus a plus.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
So I'm I know, I'm still you know, you got
to cross your fingers for some algorithms and somebody to
see it, and maybe Canada. Maybe people in Canada will
spread it. I hope, because I don't care. It doesn't
matter where it clows up.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Ain't that the truth?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
But it's it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
It feels very it feels very Canadian that he was
so good, you know, that feels Canadian. That feels like
that wouldn't happen in America. Like that happens in America.
If you pay somebody to film a special, you get
a special. And in Canada, if you're just like, hey, man,
could you like record this, and you think it's gonna
be an iPhone and the motherfucker shows up with a

(15:55):
seven camera shoot and a drone and you're like, fuck, man,
this place is awesome. Have you thought about like moving
to Canada?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (16:04):
With this response, I went back, see because here's the thing,
and it's very funny and fitting that, like, I've gotten
more gig responses to my emails since I started the
job three weeks ago than I had in the five months. Yeah,

(16:24):
I'm not saying that as a joke to me, Like
isn't that But I'm saying literally, I had like two
gigs booked from January to July. End of July, hits.
I start my job and it's like, sure, we'd love
you to come to Philly. Can you do this weekend
in d C?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well?

Speaker 5 (16:41):
No, I can only do the Saturday because I can't
take the day off like vacation on Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Like fortunately I'm doing Charlotte spoiler.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, we will be there us.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
And then I'm going to and then I'm going to
Raleigh the next night because the Rangers are playing in Rock.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
That worked out nicely, and Laura may come with me.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Looking forward to the long train that I you know
make you know, that's a test. That's just one of
the many religs other than they're dealing with me on
a daily basis. That's that's another test. But sorry I'm rambling.
But Canada, I went back to Ottawa Full House. They
love the show. The owner of that club was just like, yeah,

(17:21):
we got to have you back.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
And it's like.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
I spent like a day in Montreal, less than a
day in Ottawa, and like a day and a half,
like two days, two days in Toronto, and with what
Trump is doing, you know, it's no longer it's not
one of these I feel unsafe here. I'm lucky enough
to feel like safe in the traditional sense.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
But I was.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Looking around, going, it's pretty nice here and they hate that. Yeah,
they come to my shows, but I know it's like
to come to my show's things is the easy part.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
But like Toronto, No, wait, whoa, whoa, that's not the
easy part. I think if nothing else, we have a
lot of proof that that's not the that's the hard part.
That That's why I'm saying I might move like it
it's gotta be tempting for you in a way that's like,
you know, even different than anyone else, because it's like

(18:21):
it's not just the absence of Trump, but the it's
the the addition of audience.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah that's true, but but I don't want to get
caught up in the like, oh they love me, I
gotta move here for my life, And then you're like,
I don't like it that much.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
How many gigs are you away from that?

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Then?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Like if it was like six of these, would you
be like, ah, a person recognizes you on the street
and and and they and they're.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Like and they stop speaking to you in French.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
And then they pull out two tickets out of their pocket,
like I have plans to come see you. I've already bought.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
The tickets, I've already played with my loonies, Like and.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
It's just you going to get like chopped. It's not
It's like it's not an event. Would you then be like,
I gotta I fucking gotta move to Canada's.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
And that's not email of you and posting I got
the tickets, I will be there.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
I'm going to show up. Yay jail.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
They feeling themselves going to the event and shit.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Like jail, Yes, we French.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
We we jail.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
It's it's like I was really I wanted to be
and we're probably gonna go like take a vacation to
Canada for for like like in twenty twenty six, just
to get a feel for it. But I really like
Toronto felt like a nicer New York like to Canadians
are like, we're not huge fans of Toronto.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Because it's like those are the big city like right there.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
But I was like, oh no, no, to me, this
feels like a nice, quaint, little small, like smaller, nice
New York site, right. And then I went to Montreal.
I was there for a day and I was like,
I have to come back. I don't even know what
it was. Everybody was beautiful and that I never was
an accent guy, but man, the way everybody in Montreal switches.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
From English to French like it's nothing.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I was like, oh, I was like impressed, and it
was so weird and like everybody was like it's just
a weird thing. And then of course started writing a
bit about it where I was like, you know, my my,
like talking about the waitress I had, like when I
was having dinner and she just talked like we're just
talking and it wasn't like flirting.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
It was just like, oh wow, it's just friendly.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
And then like another waiter came over to talk hockey
with me for five minutes. He wasn't even my waiter,
and then like they were all like have a great night,
you know again, and it was like my hotel. Everybody
was just like but Montreal was was like I go
to like a candy store and they're like bonjous and
I'm like, oh, you know, I'm the French and night school,

(20:57):
no problem, and it was like every buddy it was.
I can't really describe if people have been there. It
was like I just was like, I want to come
back here. I want to see how much I like it.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Like medium time, I mean, listen, if Cleveland had you
in a choke hold. I feel like I.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Feel like I don't think Canada got a hard time.
I feel like.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Canada got a shot with this, especially if they keep
showing up the jail like comedy stuff. It's almost like
it's destiny, but out those poor homeless children in uh
in the Bronx there losing their tallest advocate. And plus
if you go to Toronto, they're the other only tall
people there are the Grizzly, I mean, are the Toronto Raptors.

(21:36):
So like, you know, it's not even a lot of
competition out there. You might can hoop with the team.
I don't know, you know, people gonna they gonna know
you man. I feel like it.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Yeah, but it's it's like I'm getting booked again to
go out there.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I really wish we could have.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
I tried to arrange, like I was trying to be ambitious,
but like the owner of the club saw the show
in Toronto and I could see it on his face
that he was just like, you know, it's one of
those things like oh yeah, I like your impression. And
then they watch ninety minutes of meet improving in character
with the crowd, and he was just like, I got
to get you doing more clubs. So I wanted to

(22:14):
do like a Canada tour put together, and it never
materialized because maybe that maybe I would be like I'm
not coming home.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Sorry, you take.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
A tour and the a statue're living in, pick up
the phone, tell America, I'm not coming home, right.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
You take the tour with the last stop is just
a house that she's just gonna stay here, like like
I got some news Patreon, but I would.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Like Europe is a place.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Especially now, I feel like this is why it's frustrating
not having an agent, because I can't just be like
I'm gonna go to your right, I'm not going to
Europe to do like six pubs and like you know,
be an underground hit to like one hundred and fifty
people like I would want to like set it up
so that I could do some like theaters or some
club us and have it be culturally but also financially

(23:04):
worth something.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
But you know, you.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Gotta do the Edinborow blows up, gotta do the Edinburgh
Film Festival or Edinburgh Festival, French festivals, and everybody talks
about show up there and just do man. Actually, I
wonder if there would be some sort of mental health
breakdown if you had to.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Be Trump Scotland. You wear your skirts. It's just that
we're banning skirts. It's a skirt. It's stupid break You
see the last guy, Brave Heart, he could wear a
skirt and it was okay because he was murdering a
lot of people.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
You just sit there with your bulls hanging out.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Like there's some sort of redheaded brands Game of Thrones
guy trying to date brand of tongue. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
I just I feel like the way that the schedule
is with the Edinburgh French First Festival, you'd have to
film a documentary to see how if you're like the
age that guy's last name but Morgan whatever, that ate
all Morgan Spurlock. Yeah, let's see if you like Morland
Spurlock yourself at the end of like thirty days of
being Trump, if you just can't even break it, you

(24:10):
just come out. You can't do any other impressions. They're
thinking like.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Them John Bernhal. Yeah that's what you want you Rick, Rick,
excuse me, Rick, Now I'm on the bear. You we
cooked things, We cook and then we curse.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh man, that would be the fucking worst curse.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I actually saw. I was thinking of you today. I
was at the gym, and uh at the gym, they
have ESPN on or whatever on the screen, and I
thought the fucking channel broke or something. Oh it was
good More America. But I thought the channel broke because
they they just kept talking about John Bernhal for like
five minutes. I don't even know what he's in right

(24:59):
now either, Like, I don't know he's his new show.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
He's I finally saw. I forget what movie I saw.
I think it was one you had said you I
hadn't seen it yet. Yeah, you had seen the previous
for the Odyssey.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Like my favorite was and I like I like Daredevil.
I was I don't know what the buzz was good
or bad? On the new season. But I really liked
pretty good. But when he showed up, I was like,
is this dude like pranking me? Because he's he's going over.
He just shows up and the first thing he does.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
You think, that's what you think Rick.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Part?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
And then like he has like that one off button
where he just like this sarcastic Yeah, I'm just shitting
down here for my health.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
And then it's young and.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Then the fight scene, like four episodes later, was just
him going.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Ship was the best. This slow motion.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
I was like, what is this? It's just him doing me.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I loved it. I absolutely loved it. I can't watch
him without thinking of you at this point, right. But
but like the comedy in my head.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
It's a serious they had. I think I shared it.
Did I share it with you? I think I shared
it with Chris, or maybe Chris shared it with me
and I had already read it. But there was a
profile on him, I think in the New Yorker a
few weeks ago, and he's serious, like he studied under
some big school in Yussia. Yes, stuff like he like,

(26:51):
which makes me scared because I know he if he
has seen my there is no.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Doubt that he hates me and you this guy.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
Like in interviews, she's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we
were this great great guy, great guy, great working with him,
you know, just like a super guy, you know, focused
on work.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
You know, he's focused on the work.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
And like we get in there and then it's just
a vibe, you know, like and he such a good
guy and you are so right.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
He is a brother. He is a white guy who
calls people yeah in a good way. Ye good shit,
Oh yeah brother, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Brother?

Speaker 5 (27:27):
But then on camera he has just the tumul like
was it isn't Wilkerson movie?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yes, yeah, even.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
When he's being like and that was like a real
tone down role for him, but it always feels like
he's he's gravitating either towards interview Burenthal.

Speaker 9 (27:46):
Which is like a right, everybody's my friend here, you know,
we get along great, or he just you know, is
just uh what.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
You said cut? I said you were cut. I just
gave you an performance. Cut my seat.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
The quote I saw on the screen at the gym
was because this is why I thought it was Sports
Center or something, because they were talking about the Washington Commanders.
And I guess he's a fan, and it was like
John Bernthall was saying this about the Commanders and the
quote on the screen was I believe in them the
team with all of my heart. And I was just like,

(28:30):
what a pretentious what a pretentious thing to say.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Well, I just heard it in the punish your voice, so.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
You know, I'm waiting for them to conflict. It's like
they should be called the Redskins.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Trump. You want you want to come to Washington? Tell
us what the name of football team there? Want?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
I dare you to show up to the President's box. Okay,
I'll meet you there.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
That's what I have, secret service secret kind of a
lot bigger than Kingpin. Yeah, burn Ball went to Sidwell friends,
I believe in uh And that was one. A cameo
I got in twenty twenty was from somebody who went
to high school with him, and they were like, we
didn't really like him. He wasn't saying he was a loser.

(29:19):
He was kind of like a jock bully type type.
I guess maybe, And they're like, he's kind of a
jerk tuss, So could you do a cameo his John damn.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Yeh, look at you.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Show uh, you you didn't get over high school cameo
to make you feel better when you want to shuck
your thumb next. Yeight.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
No, Irony, though I still love that dude, I don't
he makes everything better that he's in, but my god,
it is true. And when I saw that onesty for you,
he was fucking saying that ship in that fucking Togo whatever.
I was liked this man. There's honestly, this is a
shock to most people that aren't fans in the nerd off,
But honestly, I think I'm starting to feel about him

(30:03):
the way I feel about Anthony Mackie.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Where.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I've lost my ability to tell if I'm joking or not.
But I love that dude and everything. And I don't
know why I don't like. I don't have a defense
for it, but like, and the test was twisted metal.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I was.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
That was gonna be shitty. I hated the Halo series
on Peacock. So it's not just oh, it's a videogram
I like anything.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
No, there's plenty of shows. Yeah, poun plus Paramount.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Paramount plus. Yeah. So like, I hated that ship, and
then I watched this and the way I went through
that whole first season so fast because I was, and
I submit, look y'all, don't believe me, go watch it yourselves.
There's nobody trying to do comedy. Who is a comedian

(30:54):
who is funnier than Anthony Mackie trying to do comedy?
I nobody.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I Roger loved that ship. He ain't the on the
one I've seen other people.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Try not to laugh about, try not to laugh every
fucking time he gets me.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
But I tried because I was.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
I never played the game, but I was like, you know,
this is the new ip that people invest a lot of, right.
I think you saw like a year or two ago,
when the first season went up, I had said, I
feel like they wanted Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
That's what I said, Yes.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
By Anthony Mackie. Like, I was like, that's not you.
You're not the like, hey.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Guys, there's something there's something funnier there.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Loo.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I like, I like Ryan Reynolds specially and stuff. I'm
not a Ryan Reynolds hater at all. And this is
not slander to him. This is just only praise for
Anthony Maggie there. He is funnier at trying to be
Ryan Reynolds. Then Ryan Reynolds is at being Ryan Reynolds.
See him try to do that shit, It's.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Like I may, I may give it another shot.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
It's like a magic trick. I can't defend it.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Like like if someone anyone who's.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Watching it is like I didn't like it, I'm You're
never gonna hear me be like, no, you're fucking out
of your mind. I'm like, I don't. It's like I
broke the fourth wall or something. And it's funnier now,
like some of these lines and these jokes and all
his cousin it just goes to be Captain America. It's
fucking anyway. But uh yeah, I'm enjoying.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
To say, just I know this is old, but I
still can't get over because every time the Emmys come out,
like every time I get mad about something from the past,
like it reminds me of something from the past. This year,
I was very mad that Stelling's scars Guard didn't get
nomination as Luthenluten. I was stunned, honestly, because the show

(32:57):
is getting the respect. I'm like, Diego Luna is fine,
but like like Stone Sarsar is like an Oscar nominator,
Like he's the guy who would be the easiest one
to nominate, and I think he deserved one. But it
made me think for some reason about the dude in
he's in Captain America, the movie with with Anthony Mackie
and Harrison Ford, and he was he's like the original

(33:19):
Captain America, the older black.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh yeah, the Isaiah Washington. Is that his name Isaiah
Washington or something? No, something like that, but go ahead,
y'all find his.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Name when he When I watched Carl Lumby, kyl Lumby,
that's okay. When I watched Winter Soldier, like the Falcon
and Winter Soldier series, when I was done.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
With that, I was like, that guy was good. He
threw that old man. And then they nominated Don Cheadle.
And to this day, I still don't.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
For all the things that catch fire racially on the
internet right to me, to this day, every time nominations
I get reminded of for some reason, I go and
nobody's gonna all out right. They terminated the wrong black
dude for an Emmy, right, don you know is in
the series for.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Like true minutes?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yes, yeah, long at all?

Speaker 5 (34:11):
And that dude had all the emotional scenes like he
had the Emmy scenes and then they were like.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Who was that older black guy? Or did Disney go
if we just nominate Don Chetles?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
People even know.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
That's what ESPN did to get Sports Emmys for some
of their anchors. They put submitted their names for shows
that they weren't even necessarily on. They had to give
the Emmys back or some shit. But it feels like
it does feel like they pulled a fast and it
was like, listen, Don doesn't have an Emmy yet, and
no one fucking knows the difference between these black guys.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Let's do it now, don't look the same.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
It's that is like still to me, the fact that
that didn't happen in like nineteen fifty one, but happened
in like twenty twenty two, and like right after George
would when when they the alert would have been on
heightened level. Anyway, I don't know why. With Anthony Mackie
that got me thinking.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, it's all good, let's get into some other news.
Let's talk about the election and uh politics until we
get mad. I didn't know she was black until a
number of years ago when.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
She happened to turn black, and now she wants to
be known as black.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
People have got to know whether or not their presidentship crook.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Well, I'm not a crook.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I learned everything I've got. Sang in Tennessee. I know
what she's fetched. Pub in Tenniste was just.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
We want.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Shame on, shame on, shame on, shame on you, shame
We can't get fool again.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Tell you what I don't know about you.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
But I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to
Apparently there's a maga few feud between Marjorie Taylor Green
and Low Loomer. M m, yeah. I guess they don't
fuck with each other anymore, if they ever did. I
know Laura Lumer for a while, I wasn't fucking with Trump,

(36:11):
then she was, Then she wasn't fucking with him again,
and she was melting down on Twitter about the ship,
and then Marjorie Taylor Green has always been like a
fucking wild card yep type of person. She called her
the only thing I want to point out, she called
her Marjorie Trader Green and good job. That's a good,
good punch up.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, you know, no need to respect her. Trump names
some people for Kennedy Center Honors because if you guys
re memories take over the White House took over to
Kennedy Center, all the Dei's quit, you know, uh Easter
Ray and all these people are like, yeah, oprah, I'm out.
You know. So now they have to still put on

(36:50):
this stupid ass award show for the arts that they
don't respect that they're cutting all the budgets from right.
Uh so he's honoring some people amely, people like George Straight,
who he's a country music star. But but he probably
just heard straight and was like cool not trans Okay.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
That was the video I put out like earlier today.
It was enough take that, George.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Gay, We're getting rid of the game. We're bringing in
straight Sylvester Stallone. No, I know that is now Here's
the thing though, I like, this is one of my
like a petty agenda that came to fruition for me.

(37:41):
I remember he got mad at Ryan Coogler and Michael B.
Jordan's for taking over the Rocky franchise and turning into
the Creed franchise. And he and I remember he fucked
up his like acceptance speech and didn't thank them when
he won Best Supporting actor for Creed and I was like, mother,
you're not a best supporting actor type of person ever,

(38:03):
you owe them a thanks like like, And at the time,
people were like, you know, he did that on purpose.
He's racist piece of shit, And I was like, I
don't know if about all that, but I do think
it was fucked up that he's mad at them for
reviving this dead ass franchise where you were fighting.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Dead like you were fighting.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
I can't remember that ball dude's name, and he was
a real fucking boxer that like that last Rocky was like,
come on, man, it's like seventy year old Rocky's not
gonna keep going forever anyway. So I didn't know if
he was maga or not, but I was hoping because
I don't really have reason to hate Sylvester. He's done
so much for my childhood. Cobra, Rocky fucking Rambow a

(38:46):
bunch of shit. So I don't want to hate Sylvester Stallone.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I want to not know.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
It's politics. But now he's getting honored by by the
Trump White House, I'm like, maybe I can, maybe I
can slide all the way to hate. Let's see what
his speech says, you gotta say a lot, you know,

(39:11):
you know, Rocky.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
And Rambos were miracle and thank you to President Trump
for honoring me, and you know it's miracle.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
It's yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
And the thing is the truth is what's so funny
is that like for the first year, whether you like
the people nominated or not, you can get some big
names because it's like you can get that first five
off the like MAGA twelve of accomplishment, it's by year four,
by Trump's last year is when you're gonna be like,

(39:51):
you know, you just play the Karen Who sound whole time.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Your two that could already be doing like kid rock,
like they're like kid next up. Yeah, I don't even
want to know they're gonna be doing that.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Dude I call Hate Dog.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
That's a MAGA rapper singer. Yeah, I remember that dude
and those songs. I forget his floorid fully something with
a fu but he he he had like a song
where Marty Taylor Green was in the video or something
like that. So that gets that deal that dude's gonna
be there. Vibery four.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Gonna be an honoree. You know how they like to
sometimes they do it from dead people.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, Presidential Metal Freedom. So then they also are gonna
let Gloria Gaynor and Kiss an actors singer Michael Crawford
kiss man, I don't know. I don't know him.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
He must not be the I don't know her.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah, Michael Crawford is uh. I think he was.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
He was like the original Phantom of the Opera, I
think on Broadway, so in musical theater kind of a
big deal. And I always I'm like Trump is like
into that, Like really, he's not.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
I wonder also if they take these people because they
know they about to die, so.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
They like you might think Simmons, Gene Simmons, I think
might be if not Maga, he's the long tongued guitar
player for Kiss.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
If he's not Maga, he is like.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
A conservative dude, like a culturally conservative dude, I think.
And Gloria Gaynor I will survive. I think that's legitimately
only because he's going to talk about being shot. I
can see that like a theme or something.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yeah, I can see that because that's the way he thinks.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I'm just thinking of that. What I'm saying is I
think they accept it because some of them, like I
can't wait four more years and hope that another president
honors me. This might be my one chance.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
For some of them to get in here, so let
me let.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Me take my old Yeah, I think that. I think
that's why they are old.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Right right, because you ain't nobody young, nobody current, nobody help.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
They're just picking people. They're finding out people's like cancer diagnosis.
They're like, you sure you don't want to come here
and let Trump honor you. I mean he is the president, which,
by the way.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Moving to Canada would president.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
That's what's gonna happen, and like, by the way, that
should be the most insulting thing to his ego, but
it never is. But the people that say, hey, man,
I just respect the office, because that's essentially saying, like,
I know, I shouldn't even be fucking with this guy,
but but he'll he likes that people are his bitch
and and it's transactional, so he'll never call it out.
But whenever, like an NFL athlete gets caught with him,

(42:40):
they always you would I can't respect the office. I'm like, damn,
you sound like what I can't just be friends with
the fact chick from work? Why y'all gotta think we fucking.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Barkley be a Jalen Hurts, don't be auon Barkley, right,
And that's.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
The the.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I was just gonna say. And that's the problem with
Saquan too, because Saquon is black coded, meaning like when
you hear him talk, I don't think. I don't hear
a Republican talking. So it's scary because it'll be doing
these interviews and shit. And I forget for a second
as well as I hate him, because he's just talking
on the sideline with a reporter. I'm like, Oh, that
dude seems pretty cool. That's motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
No, I ain't forgot sake, like can memory come backs?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Try?

Speaker 5 (43:19):
But I feel like the way he talked about Trump,
the way he'll accept people. He and I gotta say,
I've never seen somebody they always say that rape is
not about sex, it's about power, right, This dude lives
his life like a rapist, yes, like rapist in.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
The sheets, rapist in the streets.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
He because it's like he wants he doesn't want the pleasure,
he doesn't want the friendship.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
He wants the power relationship, right, so he will accept
like you just you just made me.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Realize that he will accept somebody going like, you know
I'm not political, and you know this isn't my guy,
but thank you.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
He's like, that's right. You didn't even like a girl
even though you're a man.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
He like, I'm telling you, like, there's an energy about
him where it's very important to him that you show
that you're his bitch.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Yes, that means something to him, like and.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I've been almost surprised. I shouldn't be, but I've been
almost surprised at how many people are willing to go
be his bitch, like like being Tim Cook and going
up there and giving him some gold is one hundred
percent just I'm his bitch. Everybody, Hey, we won't get
the terriffs. And I'm like, you guys can afford the terriff.

(44:41):
You can't like, if you can't say fuck you, no
one gets to say fuck you. If Paramount can't say
fuck you, no one gets to say you. Bezos like
that picture where he where they're like bezos don't even
eat meat or some shit, and they just have a
burger in his face on a plane and I'm like, yeah,
because the meat is dead, Like look at this bitch,

(45:01):
you see.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Him being a vegan, rapedist, mouth right, mouth, exactly what
it is, man, and and that's what. But like the
one thing, and dare I say credit to because I
don't mean that He's the only one who even had
like some moments of like I'm very rich.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
He went back to being rich and he went back, yeah,
went back, right, but well no, no, no, I mean,
well I don't know that he's back with Trump yet,
but I mean he was the one act. Yeah, he
was the first dude I saw that went back to
being rich, which is rich. Like he was like, I
don't even need to care about this. I'm that I'm
that rich that whatever the laws are, like there's a

(45:46):
lot of greed that that hasn't invested. But still like, okay,
let's say the United States he is greedy and they
shut down Tesla. I'm still gonna be the richest man.
That's how rich I am. I'll be richest, the richest
man on earth without that. And he felt like he
went back to like, oh yeah, I can just go
be rich. Okay, all right, I guess I'm a loser.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
You're not even from here, sir.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
But some of these businessmen I kind of get it
to a certain extent that like you could argue, I'm
here as the CEO of Apple, not as Tim Cook.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
But that's the thing though, jail, jail, that's the thing.
Though everybody understands why you go be a bitch. It
ain't like that's why Trump likes it like he because
he's like, everyone knows that they gave up their dignity.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
But the senators, the senators are the ones I don't
I still can't understand. I was trying to and I'm like,
you're a US senator, right, you took up guys collectively.
You collectively were like, if we if we bundle our
bitchness together and give him the Senate, do we get
extra points for being group group discount rate?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Right?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
And and once again that nakedly transactional. A lot of
them just feel like I can't win.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
The transaction is the thing. That's that's where I kind
of look. I go, ted Cruz, You're you're not gonna
be president. I don't know why I have to be
the one to tell you this. You're never going to
be president. The man insulted your father, your wife, You
are a former Supreme Court clerk Alan Derschwitz questionable you know,

(47:22):
sexual Mora's Aside called him in the past maybe the
most brilliant law student I've ever had at Harvard Law School.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
What don't you want to stay at some point?

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Be like I'm Ted Cruz, Like like, in terms of
your accomplishments and production, I'm Ted Cruz. You you are,
you are a fucking third mister president. Like and yet
it's like after a few months you just fucking go, Yeah, no,
I'm just here.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
So that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Like
they saw people that did go against them who ended
up losing their seats. They they also tried the first
round what you just said they should do. They went
at him, and the voters were like, fuck you bitches,
we like this rapist. And now I think they're having

(48:13):
like there now it is nakedly transactional to the same
way that Tim Cook coming in. There's nakedly transactional. It's
just their payout isn't less terrorist or whatever the fuck
their payout is. I think I can keep being elected.
I don't know that Ted Cruz has designs on being
president at this point. He may or may not be
that delusional, But I'm saying he don't need to. In

(48:35):
his mind, he's like, I don't think I can be
a politician who's against Trump and still keep the whole office.
So here I go. It's it's really a hell of
a mind fuck. Speaking of which, DC Mayor Maurel Bowser
changes her tone on Trump as cracked down ramps up.
She had originally visited Marilago, flew to Marilago after he

(48:56):
won his election. She also got pressure from Republicans to
take down the Black Lives Matter, a plaza lettering from
everything in DC, and she took it down. It was
installed in front of the White House during Trump's first term.
Is almost like a defiant like fuck you black Lives
Matter and it's the city, so you can't move it,

(49:17):
like you don't own the city. I'm the mayor. And
now she said she took it down and said the
city had bigger fish to fry. And now Trump has
still cut government jobs people that live in DC. And
he's now put the National Guard and he's the police
and federalized the Capitol Police and put them on the

(49:40):
city where they're literally like you know, stopping people and
checking their IDs and shit. And so now it sounds
like she's trying to like come back at this. She's
saying it's unsettling and unprecedented his executive action. I can't
say that given some of the rhetoric of the past
that were totally surprised. Minutes later, she suggested the federal

(50:01):
intervention may work to the city's benefit. At told reporters
she didn't have the legal authority to stop Trump's plans.
I mean that's actually true. The fact that we have
more law enforcement and presidence in the neighborhood that may
be positive. So now she's turned completely from I put
Black Lives Matter Plaza in front of your face after
George Floyd to hey, man, president, let's hear him out,

(50:22):
you know, Dave Chapelle Ones and l that first night,
like hey, you give us a chance. I'll give you
a chance. Like okay, she said, ie, oh sorry, no,
you got it. You gotta do't finish No.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
I just I think, and you've made this point before.
I think in terms of like whether it's university presidents.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Like you know, the the h.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Where it's like, yeah, there's there is an element of
like I can win Twitter and tell them to fuck
off and be righteous. But I'm not a private citizen anymore.
Like the responsibilities I have, I have to eat the
shit a little bit to get.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I can see that. But here's so here's our last
statement or another one. I'm the mayor, he's the president.
I mean, that's always been our relationship, and the DC
mayor and the president of the United States will always
have probably more interaction to any city and the rest
of our country. So we're gonna keep doing our job
in ask what residents can do. She said, this is

(51:23):
a time where community needs to jump in and we
all need to do what we can in our space,
in our lane to protect our city and protect the autonomy,
to protect our home rule and get to the other
side of this guy and make sure we elect a
democratic House so that we can have a backstop to
this authoritarian push. Meanwhile, Hakeem Jeffries, who you know technically
has doesn't have to worry about being running that city.

(51:46):
No offense to him, but he was like, you know,
Trump has no credibility in law and order space, and
you know, he said the crime scene in DC most
damaging the everyday Americans is sixteen hundred Pennsylvania ave posted
on Twitter. So he you know, I think this may
be a little bit of like you can say it,
I can't. Yes, but that's closer to how she feels

(52:09):
than you know whatever. And yeah, it does remind me.
I think that's why it pisses me off so much.
It does remind me of HBCU presidents, because being a
mayor of a fucking city, especially a city of black people,
it's a thankless job. I've never I've never met a
black mayor that people weren't like mad at about how

(52:32):
they ran their black city, or or didn't end up
in a scandal, like one of the two happened. Either
you fucking everyone hates you, or you end up in
a scandal, or your Eric Adams and you do both,
because some people can do both.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
But yeah, it's just that I'm going to defend I'm
going to defend my former cities mayor. I view him,
he's like, since you're wearing a Righteous Gemstone shirt. Yeah,
he's like the corrupt mayor from the Righteous like from
a an episode of the Righteous Gemstones.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
It's very comical, it is.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
He's he's the corrupt mayor in a comedy, whereas Trump
is like, you know, the corrupt guy in like a
serious tragedy drama.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Right, yeah, I agree, but it's still like disgraceful. So
I don't know that MARYO Bowser is at that point,
but I just noticed a thankless job. They did the
same thing the Keisha LANs Bottoms, Like, I mean, cause
these cities are also under constant attack from these Republicans
that are you know, and they and they do in

(53:35):
the America gave them federal authority, so like you you
can't do but so much, you know, like this is
who you got, this is the higher up, this is
what happens. This is why you know. I kept saying
when we were talking about the election, I was like, hey, man,
if we let these people win, it's not just a

(53:57):
oh but I'll be safe in my city. Because there
are so many people that think they'll be safe in
like a liberal city. It's like, nah, those people are
in charge, even the dummies who say shit like i'll
vote Democrat local, but you know, I'm not gonna vote
in the national or you know who's president. They then
Commalis should have did blank. It's like, you're not gonna
be safe because whenever you need coordination with federal people,

(54:19):
which you will, it's gonna be these people, and so yeah,
I'm I'm with you in that. I can't tell if
she's like, look, this is the right move, maybe I
can even slide into some maga shit, or if it's
just I don't know what the fuck y'all want me
to do, like this is the job and you've left

(54:41):
I have no good choices. I can be defiant, the
people will be plunged for my defiance, and then I'll
be blamed for that too, So I'm gonna just get
in front of this shit. And You're right, I don't know.
So I don't cause I you know, I always try
to be fair on here. I know it's easier to
just get on here and be like this coon. But
if i'm if I if I'm be fair and stick

(55:01):
to my values, I gotta I gotta say I don't
actually know what the right move for her would be.
Let's see.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Uh, you know, it is becoming I think DC is becoming.
I think it's now from what I've read, it's no
longer a majority black city. It's black people still make
up the largest percentage, but it's becoming rapidly like unaffordable
because it's it's.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Just a ton of I just read a book about
I just read a book about the history of DC
a while ago, and ironically there is they haven't been
a majority black city almost since like the nineteen hundred started.
It's just been evenly black and white almost the whole time.
So like, it's it's funny though, because that says so

(55:48):
much about America, how we how much we see over
representation and equality, because everyone's like Chocolate City black people too,
Like it's not We're like, that's the blackest city in America.
It's like that is actually fifty to fifty split with
white people, and then a few brown people sprinkle throughout,
and we are like it's black, you know. But yeah,

(56:11):
I don't live in DC, so and I know I
don't know any black people that like their mayor that
they have, So I'm not shocked to see some of
the comments in the chat, but not my not my
table to say, y'all know more of the stuff that
happens on the day to day than I will. Speaking
of which Candice Owens.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
I'll go ahead joke about Hakeem Jeffries Joe.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
When I see him, I feel like he's like Obama
on sleeping pills, like he's always he thinks he has.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
More flow than he does.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
But he just sounds he sounds like somewhere between like
jay Z and Obama, but like slowed down. That's all
that's my.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I'm just about to do that say I have been,
I have been trying.

Speaker 11 (57:03):
It's really evading me, okay, like because I just start
to either turn it, I start to kind of just
turn into like a mediocre Obama like right now, but
it like comes from like the back of his throat,
like he drank too much milk, and it's like a
little flemming back.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yeah, I hear it.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I hear him, Donald Trump, we are chumps, that is it.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
The people that look to us US United States of
America want us to be.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Victorious. But that's like that, That's what I feel whenever.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I see him saying I think where I'm just like, yes,
I feel so bad for that dude, because like in
a different reality where Kamala wins, everyone's like he's bay
like he's he's like the person that makes sure that
Kamala Harrison's shit gets passed in the Senate. Finally we

(58:13):
got rid of old ass Nancy, and we brought in
a black man blah blah blah, and now that he's
out like in the minority, is like, look at this
week stuttering, pausing too long, motherfucker. Motherfucker gave a filibuster
till he was about to fucking piss himself, and people
was like, that's it.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
I was like, oh my god, dude, yeah, down, it's.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Gonna play me in the movie. What now I'm gonna
be played by Arkle?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Oh no, He's lost so much. Kennice Owens loses it
over Trump's silence on the Macron lawsuit chat I don't care.
She thinks President Trump and JD Van should be rushing
to defend her as French president amo Ma Cron and
his wife Rigi sue her for defamation. She is the
Tasha K of political podcast?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Is she gonna be just like Tasha K? They gonna
direct the posit give me my money?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
She just like Kasha K. Kept going at Carti and
all of us that were watching was like, this can't
be legal, Like you're going so far. It's like you
wanna get sued and lose you just every day is
more like is your are you trying to four corners
offense like the car tarios to do. You're just gonna

(59:39):
keep adding more evidence to the trials of the lawyers
are like, well, we thought we were ready with the brief,
but honestly, she did something else last night. We're gonna
need another two days. Is that the goal? Because god damn,
this woman is lost in every fucking line way and
she's just escalated. She wants a fucking paternity or she
wants proof of the gender of rigiin shit when she

(01:00:01):
was a kid, which and if I'm not mistaken her bridges.
Lawyers are like, we've provided that, or it's out there
like like that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
They it's public now that you can find this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
They want the smoke. They're not even fighting it to
be like nah, They're like, we would love to go
to trial. Yeah, here's all the evidence that you're lying,
but we know you're going on your podcast and you're
gonna keep lying tonight. So see you in court.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Stated another fuck the the number one streamer, and now
she wants Trump.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
And jd Vance to step in and save her.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
No shout that done went on to the next black model.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I don't think they're honestly, I don't think they have,
and I don't think they ever are going to now
I don't. I don't think they even necessarily are looking
for more black people black women over there. They're like,
you serve the purpose, thanks dumb and know it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
And it could be a man, it don't matter, like
a new model of black.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Brown I know I was specifically thinking black women because
it was like to me, diamonds silk. It was no
amrosa s and then can ownens. We done had I
run And now I feel like he's like, we beat
the black woman. Uh, we got as many as you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
I mean, we don't have nobody else left but anjie
mam man. I don't think. I think she's dead. Well,
then that wraps it up for the black women.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Honestly, that's all he's gonna do. He's gonna introduce a
bottle of syrup at the next Black History.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
It's gonna start moving and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
You gonna be like we uncanceled and Jamama.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Nuncle Ben.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Of the United States shar.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
You're gonna have to think he's gonna be mandatory. You
have to buy with your snap.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
I want to see an I want to see an
animatronic Uh. Animatronic and Jemima telling black people how to vote.
You know, you know, I love me, So.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Mister Trump, is that you Tim Scott? Are you dressed up?

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Is that your wife's wig?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
But yeah, So anyways, they're there. They she wants Trump
and jd this the White House to step in. I
doubt they'll be stepping in the chat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
They looked at her, like me, They looked at her
and say, who when that phone start ringing?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I don't know her, right, that's so dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
That's so dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Just on the other level of like, wait, so you're
insulting the French president's wife, who I know and deal with,
and you want me to.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Get involved, like get involved, right, shut up?

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
And she's been talking shit about Trump since he won,
and you know his rabbit ears ass is not the
type to let that go. Like, if he takes this on,
it will only be so that he can have a
moment of tell the world you're my bitch again, Candice.
I'm your bitch, all right. I will get them to
drop the lawsuit, your dummy, because there's no fucking way

(01:02:53):
that I don't even think he's gonna do it for
that reason.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
But I'm just saying, like I can see him not
doing it at all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Yeah, I did see did he came to him hoping
for a pardon and he did, like, you know, he
said some very not nice things about me, but you know,
it's gonna be hard to consider. But he didn't fucking
say no. Because if you come on with that money.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
If the price is right, yeah, I don't care what
nobody say. If did he pay whatever the price is?

Speaker 11 (01:03:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
All right, He's like, I don't know about the local charges,
but the federal charges is gonna be reduced.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I too, am a fan of Take that, Take That,
and White all White parties. So he gonna get he
gonna get out of here, buddy. All right, let's switch
it up to a different topic. All Right, We're gonna
come back in the second after I play another one
needs beats. But let's talk about broke. That's time lapsed

(01:04:14):
by infrared crypto. Guys were broke. Okay, it's happening every day.
I look up. Bad Bathroom Beyond Home launches in Nashville,
honoring legacy coupons. Bad Bathroom Beyond has rebrand is Bad
Bathroom Beyond Home?

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Okay, you just changed your clothes for red to purpose
clip pepsi caaren It's different a word.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
They said they will be testing and learning the right
inventory mix by catalog and by brand, but the look
and feel of the store would be a transition from
the original bed Bathroom Beyond stores, with a tighter focus
on seasonal home decor, bedroom furnishings, and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Bathroom and laundry products. Oh so you mean bad bathroom
beyond whatever. I'm still gonna go in there and everything's
gonna be mashed together. What are we talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
I like that bathroom beyond me too, and let me
I'm just gonna I'm gonna use my powers of deduction.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:05:15):
Private equity, Oh damn boy, you know motherfucking sherlock holes
over here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Like that's it, Like uh and it never failed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
We have a clip on social media right now. They
put out the clip about me talking about Hooters and
how there's no fucking white Hooters went out of business
for real, and I was and I was like, yeah,
because this fucking private equity, man, every one of these
stories feels the same. But yeah, that's bad bathroom beyond
their back guys, as bad bathroom Beyond.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Home Beyond plus right plus yeah, plus plus premium prime right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Streaming services, yeah right, dead sheets the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Animated blenders mixing it up for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Spirit Airlines. Spirit Airlines is facing serious financial problem trouble,
wanting investors that it might not survive the next twelve months.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Oh damn, didn't they just get a signed seats? And
that's what happened. People not boxing to get their seats.
No more, you're losing all your money.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
You know what, Karen, I wonder if it's private equity,
because that is the first thing, like private equity they
take over. Then they get rid of the thing that
everyone did like about it is so now.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
To southwest right Southwest bags fly free. That that's like
their slogan. Yes, and they they they eliminated that right away.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Ran got angry and then they're like, for some reason
now that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
You have to have we're hating it is the new slogan.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
They're like, the big mac is the little mac?

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
For some reason, once we made it a sign seating only,
the customer amount of people went down, and so I
guess the business doesn't work. We have to fold and
chapter eleven. Sorry, everyone on my golden parachute jumping out
of the jet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
You know what that makes sense? They yeah, because the
bad thing was big for them and that's something that people.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Love that you have a Southwest Yes, this is spirit though. Okay,
I think their thing was no assigned seats and then
they went to assigned seats or some shity recently.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
It was like if I've seen commercials for it and
it was like a big thing, we got a size.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I feel like the perfect allegory for this is a
homelander on that plane and like Season one of the boys,
like that's what these CEOs are where they're just like, Oh,
I'm actually gonna save the No. I think it's gonna
be Chapter elevenna champed eleven. I'll be fine. I can
fly zip laser everybody. Fuck you guys. Jennifer Lopez Okay,

(01:07:58):
she is reportedly facing oh demand for Las Vegas shows.
This is bad Tony, this is my this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
I'm gonna in this.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
I could also get into I'd said I promised Brad
I would give my biracial.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Take on cakes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Yes, we talked about Yah Sidney Seeney discussion. But with
j Low, I'm Jay Lou, I'm from the Bronx. She's
j Lo from the Bronx. In my better days, people said,
I I sometimes resemble Ben Affleck is one of the
many people I've gotten in my life. She's been married
twice to Ben Affleck. She can't sell tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I can't sell tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
I don't even think this is like soulmate.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Yeah, Like, I'm so sorry to your girlfriend, the righteous girlfriend.
I'm so sorry. But if she she's like one more
when she cancels this Las Vegas residency, you might want
to be in Canada with j L is what I'm saying.
You might want to be far away.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
On social media. A complaint about algorithms and fans not
being good fans anymore, they just want content.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Well if she if she posts that and she's back
to Jenny instead of the you know, Italian Jennifer, then
we'll know that she's coming directly for you. Like if
she if she's got the accent back from when she
was on in Living Color, it's like, oh shit, she's
looking for JLS. She knows his weakness.

Speaker 9 (01:09:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Speaking of which, let's go to White People News because
you were talking about cakes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Okay, I about to say one thing. He was talking
about how Las Vegas show. They have been coming out
that people don't do Vegas like they used to, and
so I think that that may contributed to a low
sales because they was like they did with the economy
and thesion of older people having to come off with
so much money with all these cuts to these programs

(01:09:55):
that were helping older people. It's like, well, I'm definitely
not going a Vegas if I don't know if Social
Security is gonna make it, or Medicaid or Medicare. So
I could see that kind of having an impact on
her own and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
The residency is very much do skew towards like a
certain type of like, hey, man, bucket list, let's go,
let's go check out j Lo, let's go check out. Yeah,
I hear you care. That's a good point. Let's do
a little bit of white people news and we'll talk
about these cakes. So we were talking about Sydney Swingey. Now,

(01:10:45):
I didn't know this is going to become Cakesgate. Okay,
I thought I thought I just set a passing remark.
I thought I actually honestly thought everyone agreed and understood
that we don't even have to discuss it because we've
all haven't we experienced it together. White people have a
definition for butts that we are for me. For me,

(01:11:05):
it is a bit confusing in that I'm not really
sure what they mean. Is they say someone has tight buns,
or if they're like, look at that butt, I'm like,
is it the butt hole? Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Because we know we're not always talking the same that,
I'll never.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Forget that fucking radio DJ got fired because he grabbed
Taylor Swift's button. I was like, what a weird thing
to fucking do is if it would have been like
he grabbed Cardi b Nicki Minaj, Serena Wood, There's like, well,
you know what, he couldn't help himself. Taylor Swift is like,
you what, you can control that? So anyway, jay l

(01:11:42):
had said, you know, I can come on and explain
some of the difference because he's like the day Walker.
He knows the differences. So jail break it, break it
down for me? What's up with these cakes?

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Now here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
I'll admit that my awakening when it came from butts
to booties, if we can call it that, that'll be
my memoir title. I was in high school and I'm
gonna leave the names out, but I will say the
name of my friend Odie. Uh black dude, coolest dude
in our class, really really fun guy. He had once

(01:12:15):
said to me referring to a girl in our in
our class that I, you know, hung out with like platonically.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
But he had just said he was the one. I
just saw her.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
You know, this is this is a friend, nothing more
like not looking at And he just pulled me aside
one day. This was this was one of those like
if I were full white, it would have been one
of those weird comedies in the eighties where it's like, here,
white guy, this is how you dance.

Speaker 12 (01:12:45):
But he said, what's up with so and so? And
I said, what he goes is she is she like
a oh? Is she like a black girl who puts
on like a white suit in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
You've seen her?

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Have you seen her booty? And I'm was like, and
then I couldn't stop seeing it for the rest of
high school.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
And it was and from and then what happened was
I went to Williams in Massachusetts, fairly white liberal arts school,
and I found that like it was funny culturally, like
how much of the bronx I just had, Like I
wore Nike high top basketball sneakers. This was like the
land of the like, why are you wearing hot like

(01:13:28):
we're running shoes around. I was like, I wasn't doing
it affirmatively.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
This is just how me and my friends dressed.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
And you know, I had my puffy starter jack. But
it wasn't weird where I was from. It was weird
in like New England. And I would see friends of
mine they'd be talking about like like cross country runners.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
Oh my god, you see her ass? How about that ass?

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
And I would just kind of be like, I mean,
she's in shape, like, but it's not if you want
to say, man, she's tight, she's fit.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
I like that, but like her.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
Ask right now?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
When I have white friends, I I going back to
a jail COVID joke from a long time ago. But
my white friends look at but the way that they
look at black men as bouncers at clubs where where
I'm I'm clearly like there's a like I see a

(01:14:30):
huge difference between say, uh, you know, Marshawn Lynch and
Anthony Anderson. I see a huge difference. I'm not intimidated
by both of those gentlemen, but to them, they're like
it's a butt, like I'm like that if you say so,
but that is that to me that I would not

(01:14:50):
necessarily great, that is anything remarkable, But okay, you know,
good for you or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Good for you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
So and I've you know, I'll spare you my entire routine.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
But I will say this, Sidney Sweeney without I never
really make it to her butt in her movies because
by by second four she's topless.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
And I'm like, I don't care. You could be an
amputee from the waist down. I wouldn't know. But I
think what you get is a lot of white dudes
who will.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Be like, oh look at her, look at yes, yea man,
and they're just like an ass is there and it's
not fat or like gross or out of shape.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
But I've I've come up with a scale.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
And and by the way, as a connoisseur of legs,
Sidney Sweeney has great calves as well.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Just those people saying that she's just booth.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
But because I'm a man of integrity, I only have
room for Lauren Bobert in my I guess if no
one finds out closet, Sidney Sweeney being full.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Like Maga and everything it's it's you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
No, I'm sorry if you are the only one that
I had to fit into that secret butt fine, because.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
At the end of the day, at the end of
the day, you're more attracted to power, you know, than
the just a feral sexual exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Yeah, it's the combination.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Yeah, you understand.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
He understand, Like, because Jail's not just he doesn't just
see women as only their looks. It's like, how much
damage to society can you do?

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Okay, Yes, it's the opposite of Trump. I don't want
to damn you. I want to know that you're damaging
other But I've come up with a system now, and
I use I would say cupcakes instead of full cakes
is how I would define like a fit nice round
that's perfectly solid.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Good work, but not like did you see that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
I would put prime Britney spears in that field because
a lot of my college fens are like this, and
I'm like, no, she's that's a fit Nice's that's a cupcake.
Cakes would be j lo, I would say. And then
pound cake is what I would call Serena Williams in
her pro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
In that catsuit again was pound cakes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
That was a joke on Israeli tortoise.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
I said, I said, you know, I'm very attracted to
Serena Williams. And somebody said, you think you could handle
all that? And I said, no, yes, Why does my
fantasy have to be about like right her socks off
and making her be like no one can ever satisfy?

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
This is my fantasy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
It's personal.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
I'm not like, was it good for you, Serena?

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
No, right, my imagination running wild?

Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Also, like part of the attraction is I can't. I
don't think. I don't think I can. Why do people
climb over it because you don't know. Am I gonna
have a heart attack with me? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Exactly two of us can get this done.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
If I die, If I die on the second mile up,
then you just know that I died with a smile
on my face, like that motherfucker died on his.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Dream about May just referenced her white Kang. Here's the
funniest thing is I saw a post on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
It was from some Facebook page that seemed to be
you know, like I don't know what the name of it,
might as well have been like hostile and slightly ignorant
black man.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
And it was a picture of him like looking pasty
in a bathing suit, and.

Speaker 9 (01:18:23):
Pep were like, this is you know, it was one
of those this is black, this is why we can't
trust black women.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
But then no joke, and I don't know what the dude's.

Speaker 10 (01:18:33):
Packing, but in the bathing and a couple of people
coming they were like, he looks like he's smuggling an animal.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
You're focusing on him being like white and right. But
I was like, I mean, I don't know what like that.
Right then he would.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Say, if that's not an optical illusion, maybe he's like, it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Does take It does take a certain type of a
certain type of white man to be able to pull
that off man, you know, because and I don't mean
that in the like I don't know if he's in
doubt or not, but I just mean there's a level
of confidence that the average white man does not walk
around with, despite how they try to represent themselves in media.
Like right, once you have white friends, if you like,
but it's impossible that you won't notice because it's not

(01:19:16):
like I'm not trying to convince you of the butt quality.
I just want you all to know, like I'm just
observing in the same way they're observing like oh man,
it chicks hot or whatever, and if I'm like, oh, non,
so and so is fine, or you know, even if
it's a celebrity, like oh shit, y'all ain't see the
WAP video? What the fuck boy? You got to watch it?
And they're like, oh, you can handle all of that,

(01:19:37):
and it's like, ooh, someone's not a very confident person.
We're both talking fantasy. You could have lied to me.
You could have just said you could have said it.
You could have just lied, like the same way you
lie when you don't see the TV series that I'm
saying is great and you just go, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, inclusion,
what is it? Succession? Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
I thought the like I'm ashamed to say, and this
is just because I barely keep up with modern music anymore, unfortunately.
But it was Ben Shapiro crying about the video that
brought it to my attention. I was like, oh, this
is wow, this is this is absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Yeah you see the video, You're like oh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
I was like, I don't, I mean, what do you
what do you it's you don't have it hasn't have
to be yours. But you're complaining.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
About this complaining bro, I will never understand that ship.
But and so, But also like I try on the
show to not put out too much of a vibe
of like there's anything wrong with anyone's bodies, because I
don't want people feeling like, you know whatever. But it's
inevitable even if you're being only positive and talking about

(01:20:44):
what you like and not sayingthing bad about somebody, someone's
gonna take it away. So I always worry about, you know,
being like, like can I not do we have to
pretend Serena's and this wasn't sitting in that motherfucker in
cat suit like everybody, it didn't stop the world for
a little bit and change a few things. It's like, no,

(01:21:05):
someone's gonna feel away about like, what is the right
kind of butt?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
You do? I have the right butt?

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I don't know, guys. I think everybody's butts are different.
And if anything, I think we've proven that there's a
white man and like like at all, I don't I
don't even know what they be liking. It might be you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
You never know my teammate, my teammate Manny in college,
who was who was a real fiend, good, good dude.
But you know, good good friend, right, But he once
said to me regarding me and my college girlfriend, he
was like, because obviously we showered together on the basketball team.

(01:21:46):
He's like, man, if you guys have a daughter, man
the boobs of your girlfriend and your ass on a
girl's like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Well, they're not meeting uncle Manny, Like, you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Won't be the godfather. Lets get that out the way.
In case you were hoping, He's like, I already.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
Bought the I was real, Larry Fitzgerald.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
H It's like he's like, I already bought the baby
shower gift. I mean, y'all need to get on this.
I was thinking that in a different way about Bam
out of Bio, who's dating Asia Wilson.

Speaker 12 (01:22:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Yeah, they've been dating for a minute. It's like the
worst kept secret. Like when they played here, when Miami
Heat played the Hornets, she was in the crowd watching
Bam and like the announcers like and in attendance agea
Wilson and I, you know, I wasn't even thinking about conscious.
I was like, what the fuck is she doing here?

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Okay, Bam, Yeah I get it, but they and like
Bam got awarded something from the city. She showed up
to that, so it's like the worst kept secret, but
they just aren't really talking about it in public. But
I immediately turned into motherfucking Larry the Greek or whatever
fuck is Jimmy the Greek. I was like, Oh, man,
im fast twitch muscles. That kid's gonna be the next fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
It's gonna be outrunning everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
Serena Williams and LeVar Arrington when I was in college
or like just after college, he was like a linebacker
with the Redskins.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Yes and all I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Yeah, it was the same thing. Yeah, it was like if.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
These two would just breed a baby rich It's like
I immediately with Allen, I immediately turned.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Into immediately turned apology of Mighty from twelve years of Slave.
I'm like, what the fuck, where's where's that coming from?
In American society? What deep dark trauma have black people
been through?

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
We're just like, the motherfucker's right there, boy, that's gonna
be a billionaire baby right there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
That's gonna be a strong ass baby.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
My best friend every he did it this weekend and
we went out. Every time we go out. He's looking
for two types of women. A woman he finds attractive
and a woman that would have an NFL offensive line.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
That's me. Every time he's like, she may not be
your tight, but you guys would have a first round.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
You're right on, they'll be in the top ten.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
All right, let's let's just do a couple more. Let's
do a couple of white people news. I know I
did promise you guys, and Jail knows more about this
than us, so it'll.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Help, he does.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Darryl Cumbcakes Cakes, pound Cakes is a good, yes, good.
I love that system.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Yeah, I listen. I'm into it and I appreciate the poundcakes. Uh,
the the last, the last white dude. I knew Chucky
he was in the butts, but he is like Poundcakes
wasn't even on his fucking radar. I was like, what
kind of fucking that's?

Speaker 6 (01:24:58):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Your an earthquake so artists and you're like, I only
go through like two on the Richter scales, Like, what
the fuck? Did that mean? Bigger her earthquakes exist?

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Bitch, Yeah they do.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Daryl Hall and John Oates privately resolved legal for few.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Yeah they fell out.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
It sounds like, okay, we're no longer in court but
I don't know if that means the band is back together.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
I think maybe it means they can go for that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Yes can do's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
Related to May Swindo. By the way, Star Wars references.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
That was good. That was good, and Karen both understood
that reference. Yes, Kelly Clarkson's late x who died like
I guess suddenly to the rest of us, like she
was she had to like stop doing like maybe her
vegas resistency or filming a TV show or something.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
Like yeah, yeah, cause she did she uh did a
TV show and I think they said she took a
break and like no, and they didn't make it public
till like why she was going for like a long
period of time and they was having like people substudient
for it because you know, she's one of them shows
that kind of you know, the talk show kind of
you know took everybody loves Kelly, Yeah, and they do,
and she can and she can sang like she don't

(01:26:18):
be fucking around.

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
He died after a private, years long battle with melanoma.
He was forty eight years old. He died on August seventh,
and the obituary release Tuesday revealed that he had been
in a relationship with Britney Maria Marie Jones and was
quietly building a new life with her Montana. And that
was Kelly Clarkson's old assistant. Wow, yeah, yeah, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
After more than twenty years in the music business, Brandon
found his way back to the mountains and the cowboy
way of life he always wanted to love or wanted
to live. Sorry, maybe he was watching that show Billy
Bob Thornton.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Oh, Man, I haven't done my Billy Bob Thornton on
this show, have I No? Only done it on on
on my own Landman. By the way, is is peak.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
White Taylor Sheridan.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
You'll pleasure you know, But it's it's like it doesn't
take itself seriously like everything else he does.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
It's that show is and Billy Bob Thornton.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
I just I started talking like him after the show
because it's always like, let me tell you something, what
I'm gonna do for you?

Speaker 10 (01:27:34):
Okay, First of all, if you fuck my assistant in Montana,
I will come out to Montana. I will fuck you
in front of your mother. Send the video take to
your father, and you'll wish you were never fucking born.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
And the bit, the bit I did on stage was
I I said, it's like Hank Hill from King of
the Hills, sped up and cursing a lot. So it's like, well,
I'm gonna tell you something well to do in the
white people news right now.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
You do that story about me from Montana when I
was fucking my assistant. Come to your show. I will
murder you and your family and you will wish you
were never born.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
On so good, thank you, thank you. Uh, Taylor Swift
announced his new album, The Life of a show Girl,
and a clip from Travis Kelsey's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Podcast Smart She gave this man the drop of the
year for podcasts, Yes she did.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Damn that's they really must love each other. They must
like And he switched up his look a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
He went for you know, you know, she don't do interviews,
she don't do like stuff like that self.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
For her to do that, this a git?

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Ain't that a trip? You coming on my show as
a git?

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
This hey man Kelsey's man, they really moved fast into
like elite white hood.

Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
I didn't see this coming, I especially knowing I knew
the brother that was the lineman was like black adjacent
type cool because most line most you know, those type
of linemen normally are but the Travis I thought was
definitely black and Jason cool. And then he pulled Taylor
Swift and I was like, I don't know, this man
might be a chameleon. He showed up looking like a
super Trooper training camp. I was like, I don't I

(01:29:28):
don't know what what was he even fucking with Kaitlyn
Nicole for if he if he had this amount of
range in his veenis you don't see. You don't see
man like that normally stick around. And then to Taylor
Swift and then it was like he showed up this
year and he was in like a GQ suit shoot
and he looks like a Latino box or something like.

(01:29:49):
It's like, what is this guy's ring?

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
You have picts of the shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
I don't think I'll pull it up. Shoot. It's fucking
insane with this dude. R hilarious. I don't even know
why he's doing it this way this time, like nothing
happened that I that I know of. This is the
one that's going the biggest viral. Let me open the
image in a new tab, and.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
That's him as like Razor Ramone.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Right, what is this.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
That is not?

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
That is not the super Trooper dude that we fucking
got introduced to.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
He got his head good.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Yes, like his range, his range.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
It was like he started as like Malibu's most wanted Yeah,
then then he became like Channing Tatum. Then he went
Super Troopers and he's like finding that that that happy
forever kind of like bad boy, right, white guy in

(01:30:48):
the group and the boy band who might be the
Latino member, We're not sure.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I feel like I feel like he's getting into his
Christina Aguilera Greasy's phase. I feel like that's what. Yeah,
I feel like that, well, I said she looked greasy.
She looked greasy for like a year.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
I I meant like that. I think was that the
era that was the song?

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Yeah, but I'm just saying, like that greasy Christina, it
was it was it was something. It was different. She
popped up different on them, was like, who is this again?

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
That's that white girl? Watch she looks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Yeah, But you gotta be careful. You don't want to
go from Christina with larr greasy to Fergie greasy. Those
are two different. You're going to pass the grease. The
grease is expired. You go all the way to fer greasy.
Greasy was like drunk and piston. Yeah, all right, we'll

(01:31:46):
do one more. Let's see what else are these white
people doing. Let me see and find one that maybe
Joe jl no Meryl Streep, and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
That's an actress. I know who that white woman is.

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
She took a tumble while filming Devil the Devil where's
product too in New York City?

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Maybe because she ain't got no bits with no produst
where heels and nothing. She ain't young, and she probably
eighteen inches in the l They probably had.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
It going up some steps, right, some ship like that.
Uh yeah, so I guess she Well, she's smiling in
the fall, so it's probably not too bad of a fall,
you know, if she's laughing about it, unless.

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
That famous like a if you stumbling, you're that famous,
it's a it's an article about you taking a fall.
Whereas for a typical older person right that's had a
broken hip in the bathroom, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Awards.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
That's such a great point because in my mind, I
don't know why I had her like upside down vertical
me too, falling down the stairs like like like Eddie
Murphy in that fucking stand up. I don't know why
that that makes no sense. You're right, of course she's fine.
We would have heard about this a million times. So
I guess she fell in these wedge sandals. So this

(01:33:06):
is a picture of her on purpose land on the carpet,
taking a picture in the dress or something. And then
this is when she stumbled slightly, and they're like, oh,
look at us. She took a tumble, but she didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Really that to take a tumble, right, man, there is
the difference.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Its gotta be so nice for white folks. Man, that's
so nice, like that sweet, that was news.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
They're like, guys, Meryl Street, she tumbled, she stole, she stoleed.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
A little bit. Guys. We got to write up twelve
pages on this. Let's go, we love to see it,
all right. Last thing, let's do some guests the race
and wrap this bad way up. Oh where's my guess?

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
I just before you get an I need to go
in eight minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Oh, eight minutes. Last thing, let's do sword ratchetness.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
No, it's all good, sorry, everybody. I just I have
another I have a Canadian interview at seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
I got you, brother, don't worry about it. Matter of fact,
we're gonna play both games at the same time. Remember
that article I told you development yesterday. I told Karen that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
I was like, I'm gonna save this article for Guess
the Race instead of just sword ratchetness. Uh so you know,
actually might as well play Guest the Race song down
to this is gonna do this, is gonna do both
and this is a final version. Okay, So this is
worth triple to points.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Triple, the points triple, the points triple triple, the points trip, triplets,
trip triple, points triplets, triple triple, the points.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Trip all right, one round to win it all?

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Our contests are Karen in jail and the chat room
plays along. They're all racist. Cut his motherfucking hand off
team laughed about mutilating victims, then pointed finger at a dog.
Police say a nineteen year old man from Texas accused
of unleashing a sword attack on an individual during an argument,

(01:35:10):
hacking away the victim's hand and mutilating his face before
blaming it all on a dog. A dog with a sword.
What the don news teenage un ninja turtles villain or
some shit I cut his motherfucking hand off, said de
Royce Brown of Texakana in his interview with police up
to the July twenty third stabbing. According to the team's

(01:35:32):
probable cause affidavit, which is obtained by the local news,
Brown is charged with second degree assault with a daily
weapon for allegedly attacking another man at a house. According
to court records, The Texakarana Police Department filed Brown's affidavit
in Bowie County on Wednesday after taking him into custody.
He is currently being held on five hundred thousand dollars bond.

(01:35:53):
Was screaming like a bitch, Brown recounted about the victim
after he plunged the sword into the man's face and eye.
No A witness who was at the home told police
he heard Brown arguing with the victim before he woke
up and saw blood on the floors. Brown allegedly fled
and was later founded a nearby address on Waterman Street,
with cops following a blood trail from the crime scene

(01:36:14):
to where he was. During his police interview, Brown was
asked to recall the alleged defense. What else do you
think happened, he allegedly said, before describing how he sliced
up the man's face and stabbed his eye as well
as his shoulder, and two of them have been drinking
and were reportedly fighting over an ite on that Brown
thought was taken from him. He allegedly tried to claim
that a dog attacked the victim, along with along with

(01:36:38):
stating that he acted in self defense.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Who you think that dog is? Crypto?

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Authorities were unable to find any or the authorities were
unable to find any animals inside the home or evidence
of an attack on Brown. After speaking of cops, he
allegedly spoted a surveillance camera acting erradically in an interview room.
Oh so, after he spoke to the cops, he looked
he was spotted on surveiller's cameras acting erradically in the

(01:37:03):
interview room. He began laughing out loud and said he
didn't want to talk, and confirmed he wanted a lawyer
after he told them all this other stuff. Get me
jail on COVID, he can save me, the avie, David says,
noting that he laid on the floor at one point,
verbally recounted how the victim was screaming. He is facing
up to twenty years in prison of convicted guess the
race of de Royce Brown, Karen.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Black and you going to jail and they would definitely
refuse his name on a resume.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
All right, jail, I.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
Gotta go black, I wish I Sometimes these stories just
are very dark. They're yeah, sometimes you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
Want some humor, but this, this dude, I'm like, up
to twenty years, not forty, right, This this person sounds
like something out of an R rated like Marvel series anime.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
And I think he's a feeling and that's why we
call it, and that's why we bring attention to sword ratchets,
because serious, this was a gun. We're like life in
prison death. I think it's Texas or whatever. They Greg
Abbot could not wait to pull the fucking lever on
this guy shooting squad. But it's a sword, and they're like,
oh mean that's a sword. Twenty years Maybe I don't know, but.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
You can't really torture somebody with a gun. This sounded
like right, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
I'd rather be shocked me too, all right, So we
got two blacks of city chat from how very Game
of Thrones of him Black, serial Killer White, a team
called Man and suspect original Cowhan black blacker than my
cast iron man, blacker than blacker than my cast iron skillet.
Sword play is for the whites, despite the name negroes

(01:38:43):
with sword black Afro Samurai black Samurai by Loupe Fiasco Black.
That's a great track. Show enough, but sticking with white.
So the correct answer is jail carry You got it right.
He's black. Put him on screen and many of you

(01:39:04):
missed it. But I think you guys missed it on
purpose out of some sort of weird race loyalty. But
you don't. You can only be racist or right, so
you missed it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
He doesn't look as crazy as I was expecting the
mugshot to build.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
That's because that's just because you're not racist. If you
were Trump. If you are Trump looking at DC, you'd say,
this man is Hannibal Lecter who also voted for him,
because they're trying to get asylum or something. I'll forget
the exact words. Oh no boo, but yeah, that's de
Royce Brown, who is black. So all right, y'all, jail

(01:39:42):
tell everybody where to go to find you and how
to watch a new special that premieres tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Yes, you go to my YouTube channel.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
Hopefully you're all subscribed, or if you're not, you do
YouTube dot com slash Jlcovan. It'll be you know, the
most recent video. It goes live at nine pm tonight.
So for everybody who listens to this after that, it's up.
Watch it, share it, you know, give it a like,
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tickets are now available for Jersey City, Washington, d C, Philadelphia,

(01:40:14):
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And then I got my podcast everything. So if you're
on my website, just scroll around find my podcast all that.
But thank you very much, no.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
Problem, you enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
You were great, man, appreciate you all these impressions. So funny, man,
I'm so it's so crazy that we're friends out there.
Chris Lambert just kind of put me on to you
so long ago, right, and I would have never thought
that that we be as cool. To be honest, at
the time, I was like, this guy does sound like
a righteous brick and look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Here I do this podcast us.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
You God, he's a he's a good guy. It's not
even a good Lambert, you know, I'm just getting giving
off the smooth.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Hey, this is a smooth Brothers gives off.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
All right, y'all, we'll be back. This is it for
this week until Saturday for our feedback show. We're definitely
doing a movie review tomorrow or nobody too.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
And no Balls Deep or sports this week. Couldn't get
the schedules aligned with Justin, but you know we'll come
back and we'll definitely give you guys what you need.
Shout out to Patreon. Sign up for the Patreon You
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