3169: Leave Kamala Alone!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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gonna count that against you. Did you have any banter?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yes, because we didn't do last week, so you have any.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Do you have any talk to me? Do you have
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Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do you have any talk to me?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Do you have any banter? All right, go ahead, player?
Uh one of these.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
We had talked about going to the Hornets preseason game
and the arena was not like your standardized NBA arena,
and man, you could tell that these were what not
like the NBA people needs are like people to go, look,

(02:49):
I just come from the for the hockey game or
you know what, like the lower level stuff. Because things
were happening around me that just made me bust out
and I was like, man, this would not happen. Somebody
would lose their job if they If we was at
the onies game and they did this, Like the person
that sings like the national anthem, they're normally in the

(03:12):
center of the floor, and so like they dimmed out
the lights and the spotlight was floating everywhere. I was like,
I hear voice, I don't see a person. I was like,
whoever this is y'all? Do know the only place that
could be is in the center of the court.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
And so you seen the light floating all around him.
It was just hilarious.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I was like, oh that was the reminders like oh, yeah,
we're not We're not in the stadium like I stand
it up.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I was like, oh, I was spoiled because I was like,
oh no, they would then my professionals they don't how
they probably know how many steps some people have to
take to get to the center court. That was like,
oh no, that.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
And also something as I've seen too, which was hilarious
was whenever uh there's also whenever they're singing, they normally
have like a light on the flag, and the person
couldn't find the flag either, so instead of the light
lighting up the flag, it was like lighting up the fans.
I kept saying, why the fans at the corner I
didn't run out the flags.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Was above them.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
And then I finally seen the light go and shine
on the flags. That shit was just so fun. Roger,
guess we all in preseason.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I'm saying, I guess, so, yeah, need a pre production meeting.
It was also weird watching it because you can't see
the stats and all the detailed figures because it's not
an arena that's designed specifically for like NBA basketball. But
in the Spectrum Center, it's like on the side up
near the top you can see like detailed stats, rebounds,

(04:40):
all that stuff, and then on the scoreboard you can
always see who's on the court, how many points rebounds
and files they have yes, and when someone switches in
and out you can kind of see like sometimes they
do slip, but for the most part you can kind
of be like, oh, wait, who's number seventeen?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
How many he got?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
You know, cause that's a question you ask a lot
in basketball. You'd be like if you don't know somebody
in that preseason, so we don't know a lot of
these people, It's like, oh, number eighteen, Well, it seemed
like he hit a lot of shots, and I'm like, like,
who is he? I gotta go to the phone, look
up the app be like wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
And it was hilarious because you kind of trained to
do that. So every time I kept looking up at
this boy and it was like, fuck, ain't no status.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I kept looking and looking to the corner, hoping the
corners would get me.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
He was like, oh, we're not getting no statistics.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah I got one. Can y'all leave Kamala Harris alone?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yes? Please?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm really trying to. I think I'm a pretty patient,
understanding person. I'm really trying to understand what is the
point of running up on her at these book things.
I truly I like, I have resisted the urge to
just ask the obvious fucking question. But Nigga, she didn't win.

(06:00):
She can't do anything right right now. All she can
do is tell y'all her side of the story of
what happened. Y'all are paying four hundred dollars to get
into these book meet like talks and yell at her,
and you don't obviously don't care about the answer. I'm
not sure what you're protesting, protest and power. I do

(06:22):
understand Trump be places, Yes, he does hack self. All
these people be places. A lot of them are grifters.
Can y'all not run up on them?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Like straight up? Because like I understood when it was
campaigning for the office, I was very I knew a
lot of people that didn't give a fuck then, and
I was still like, no, I get it. It's a protest.
This is your turn to get your issues on the docket.
This is the politician you think would likely receive them,
So this is why you are going towards her. I

(06:59):
said the same thing when it was Obama. You know,
I remember as a person got mad at me because
I point out the obvious. It was during the marriage
equality Day that everyone was cheering and celebrating, and then
this trans person who was a journalist ran up on
Obama at the same celebration, was like, what about the
trans people that's in jail? At the border, blah blah blah,

(07:19):
and people got mad, like shut the fuck up, get
the fuck out of here, and I was like, no,
that's I mean, this is what you do with protests.
He is in power, power, and you know what. A
few weeks later, I believe some things were done. I
don't know exactly everything, but I do remember covering on
the show and being like, oh, these issues were elevated
and some and it was at least considered, and some

(07:42):
changes were made. Whether or not they were the complete change,
that person would have won it, right, But that's protesting power.
People who have it, People who can do something. Y'all
are saying do something to people that can't do shit
right now, right And it's like you want It's like

(08:03):
if you want me to to to like drive, make
make the car drive faster. And we both standing on
the sidewalk like we don't got a car, and it's
like you need to slow down. I'm like I can't.
I'm not even in the fucking car. The car there's
people driving the car right there, yell at them to
slow the car down. And so yeah, I really was.

(08:24):
I've been very patient understanding of the strategy before. Now
I truly don't. I don't think there is an argument
that can convince me that this right now is even effective,
like not even on a like cause I don't even
think the people who are talking about it are talking
about it in a way that center's Palestinians, that centers whatever.

(08:46):
And Trump just got he he just had like a
twenty twenty part agreement that Hamas and Israel need to
agree with or something like that, and like, I think
step one was traded, giving the last remaining hostages up,
and they did, and Hamas did that, and then some
prisoners were freed that were Palestinians, And so I like,

(09:11):
go yell at him, or if that's your calls, go
celebrate him. That's your man. She lost. You already said
that we're gonna make you lose. What does it beyond
ego at this point, what could it possibly be other
than like thinking your touchdown dancing on her as if
the Yeah, I just I truly don't understand it, And

(09:31):
I really think it now makes me retroactively go back
and question the entire point that they've had before, because
before I was like, no, I do I can see
a reason why you would do this, But it's been
kind of crickets on them running up on any GOP people,
and GOP people had a house, the Senate, and the
Presidency and the Supreme Court, and they are refusing to

(09:56):
say anything other than we'll just keep hurting the Democrats
when we can get a chance. And I'm sorry that's
not a winning strategy. But also I don't have to
respect that. That just feels like you're a fucking opt
for me.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Since you brought it up for me, I've been pissed
since they started that. I was pissed from the very
first one, and I've been pissed at all of them,
you know.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
And this is just me and how I feel. A
lot of it is ops.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
A lot of it is racism, I personally think too.
And that's that's just how I feel about it, because
it's fucking ridiculous. And also, this is the thing I'm
looking at. Maybe it's just me, but I'm looking at you.
You're insulting the what a protest is kind of with this,

(10:44):
because my thing is the purpose of protesting is to
go out and say you have the power. I have
a problem with you, the person in power.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
These are the things that I'm objecting. Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
The thing is the person is in power, which means
if they listen or not, that's not the point. The
point is you are in power. I'm gonna hold you
accountable for whatever my gripes, her grievances are.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, when you do this, this is you.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
You are.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
You are yelling out a private citizen. She can't do shit.
You know it, and she know it. Everybody knows it.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay. So in my reality, you are wasting time. You're
wasting time.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
And my thing is this also the purpose of protesting
means you might get your ass whooped, okay, And so
because because in certain situations, a lot of times people
a gonna be like, I don't want you here, and
here are the consequences of not wanting you here, particularly
with this federal government that's running right now, y'all don't
want to get your asses whooped, and y'all not going y'all,
y'all not willing to go into places where there's going

(11:47):
to be confrontation and real pushback, like like you're not
really willing to do that. And so too many people
have bled and died really protesting, y'all, And maybe this
is just the way I look at it, like many
people have went out in the streets and were like, hey,
I'm protesting the people that are in power.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Well I think it's interesting because that is happening. I
don't know that it's the same groups, right, because like
there are people protesting ice that are getting brutalized, arrested, beaten.
I So so I'm not saying everybody's like in this
group of people, but this group, I don't understand what
they're I truly don't understand that the.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Other group is separate.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
But I'm talking about this group right here. It's just
like y'all protesting.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Because yeah, like you were talking about back in the
day and stuff, it's like today people are getting sucked
up because they know violence may be impacted upon them. Yes,
this feels like protest Cosplayer or something. I don't I
truly like. And if your whole thing is well, we
didn't vote for you, okay, then you got what you wanted.
I mean why, like, yeah, what what is there to

(12:58):
what lesson is there to learn?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Who paid you to be here in protest that every
single one of.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
These this is insane? So yeah, it just made me think, like,
can y'all just stop.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I don't stop even like I.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Don't even is this cause gaining momentum. Are people signing
up to be like, yes, we need to make Kamala
Harris do something about Israel and Palestine. I don't think
she can. I think the time for her to do
something would have been if she won, and y'all would
not accept any level of like wink wink, nudge nudge,

(13:32):
like hey, I'm going to be more fervent on this
than Biden. Just let me get in office and I
will show you. They wouldn't accept that. So now you
got Trump and this is what we're dealing with. Go
show up and yell at him. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
And that's my thing that that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Go go out there and and and and and protest.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
And like I say, this person is not in power.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
They're not at this period of time, not even in
the official at this period of time.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
So it's like, well, then what is the purpose other
than you're disrupting?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yep, That's what I'm saying. It's like they want to
humiliate her or something instead of like she already lost.
The book is about losing. If you wanted to humiliate her.
It's not gonna get worse than that. But anyway, what's
your next one?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh? My hold on my phone? My phone went down?
Oh my h oh my next one is I know
we talked.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
About these, but when we was going down the road,
it's nothing like you look up and you see racist roads.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well what a Strong Therman? Ain't that that man name?
We've seen Strong Thermon world.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I was like the fuck, Like, I know these roads exist,
please don't get me wrong, but we were just driving.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
It was like next left.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I was like, oh shit, yeah, I know it's right
off of Jesse Halm Street right and H. Roberty Lee Boulevard. No,
I mean yeah, we We was in South Carolina, so
they hold different people in high esteam up there, so
I'm not surprised they would name anything after Strong Therman.
But yeah, racist roads is as a something to get

(15:08):
used to it. And the thing is we drive on
racist roads all the time, yes, but a lot of
times you don't necessarily know people's history. And that was
one thing that was kind of dope about the racial
reckoning of twenty twenty or whatever. When you found out
in your city, like what places and institutions had been
racist the whole time, but just nobody had been talking

(15:30):
about that. I know it's Charlotte. There was like they
renamed like a rec center that black kids used to
be at and stuff. They was like, oh no, y'all
didn't know that dude's racist. I'm like, oh damn, We've
been just in there swimming right the whole time and
didn't even know it. Nobody was like this man actually
wouldn't want y'all in the pool.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Kid.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, So it was just like, okay, cool, you know,
and then you find out who wasn't racist by which
names got to stay. Yes, I'm like, apparently Mariondale was cool,
but it was cool, you know, But the graded rec
center what a fuck that had? But yeah, racist Rose
is the worst. Publics announced that they will officially allow

(16:11):
open carry in their stores in Florida. What Yeah, And
my question is this, who is the person who was like,
I'm not shopping at Publics? Oh wait, we can open
carry him? My ar fifteen. I have to go get

(16:33):
some eggs, like who is that person? Who is that for?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I don't know. I can see theirselves go down because
somebody about be like the fuck I'm going to publics
for to get shot.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
I thought about that too, but I was also like
it I can't imagine because in my mind, of course,
I'm like, I went to the nightmare place. So like,
you just walk in and it's gonna look like the
motherfucking Call of Duty cosplay, but more than likely it
won't change anything for most people, Like, ain'ty nine point
nine percent of the time you're gonna go in there.
You're not gonna see anybody with anything but just the

(17:04):
idea of letting it like Ali Ali oxen free. It's
so weird, right.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
For the sake there of your employees, because people are
crazy and somebody getting next thing. You know, we're dealing
with guns because you allowed them here.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, so I didn't go to that place because I
truly don't think that's how it would work. I don't
think open carry people are shoot up to place. People
there are a bunch of rule followers. The rule allows
them to open carry, so now they gotta go open
carry inside the publics because they fucking love guns. But
you you don't really hear much about, Hey, this place

(17:39):
allowed open carry, and then people start coming in and
shooting it up, Like the kind of person that's doing
mass shootings. They ain't waiting on the rules.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
No, they not. They like I don't they shot up
that Kroger open carry clothes carry, Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
They shot that Kroger in Buffalo full of black people.
And it doesn't matter if they said guns prohibited or
not true, But but does the signal of guns are
welcome is definitely you're saying something. I don't know what
the message is for.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Those the guns buying groceries the funk.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I just don't know who the messages for, because like,
who the fuck is that person? Right, Like I know
people that have guns. I know people that's into open
conceal carry all that shit. I just can't imagine any
and maybe I just don't know them well. But I
can't imagine mister Spaan being like, well, fuck food, lion, no,
we open carrying at publics now, hand me my gap,

(18:31):
Like I just don't that. I don't think And if anything,
I think people are more into concealed carry, yes, Like
I want to have the element of you shouldn't have
ran up on me, not the element of like a
don't run up on me. It's almost like very very
small penis energy to be like I have a gun.
I ain't have a vest on all the time. But yeah,

(18:53):
I just publics did that and I just don't. I
don't like, did they expect a business a jumping zone?
What do they expect?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You know?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Because like you said, there's people who think like you,
who will stop going just because in their mind it's
gonna be fucking a war zone, even though I don't
think that will be the reality.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
But that's not the reality.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
And I do understand that that's just my my brain
right now, that's not reality. But I'm like, hey, if
something happened, is something go wrong, you have access to it.
So in my mind, I'm like, oh fuck that.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Well my mind went there first. But it's like I said,
it just that hasn't been reality. It hasn't been like
man man open carries and kills twelve people in Walmart.
It feels more like you see somebody. The problem for
me is, I don't know the difference between open carry
or I'm on mass shootings free.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I don't know until you start shooting, Until you start,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I'm sure there's people that thought, you know, somebody was
open carrying because we have so many mass shootings. There
has to be people that thought, oh, that's weird. That
guy has like oh shit, you know like that. But yeah, anyway,
I just I don't know who that's for.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
My next one is, I'm sorry, it's.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Okay, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
My next one is, uh, we seen a fire on
the side of the road out of nowhere coming back.
It was wild.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
It was just burning and I think we've seen the
beginning of it, and I was like, I hope they
get to.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
It before it gets big.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
We was going down I don't know if it's seventy
seven eighty five one of the roads, and it was
just wild because I've seen fires before, but it was
just like a random ass fire. I don't know if
we got the spark up the start of it or what.
But it was like early in the morning.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I was like, the fire department, probably someone was sleeping.
They ain't gonna get in time.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, that was weird. I felt like it would burn
itself out. But I don't know what the rules are
with fire because it was in the median area and
I couldn't tell if like maybe a car had caught
on fire, but I couldn't see anything over there. But
just the fire. Such a weird thing.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Just the fire, just the burning.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I just kept driving, like, fuck it, it's not my problem.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Somebody, somebody'll call now.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
One one, I'm out of stuff, by the way.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Oh I got a few more. My next one is
this is completely my fault. I call myself.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I asked Rogic. I say, I have a tablet, y'all.
They got my comic books on it.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Because Roger has to put my comic books on my tablet.
He put them on a sim card and so I
had just finished reading like a comic book and everything,
and I turned to Roger, and I say, hey, baby,
I don't know how to mask delete.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I showed you how to mask the league a week
or two ago, just to be like or multi deleite,
to be like, hey, you can select two or three
books and delete them at the same time. Because I
noticed you read your books and you don't have delete
them off a hard drive. And I guess I shouldn't
have shown you that. I don't know what, because you
need deleted all your comics.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I don't know why I didn't, y'all.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I hit control on delete on that table and everything
was gone. Running than me, he said, he said, baby,
ain't nothing on here. He said, what do you mean,
ain't nothing on here? He said, it is empty. You
deleted everything.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I was like, well, god, damn, how sway how do
I do that? I don't know what it did. I
have no idea how I did that.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Next time, I'll just ask again until I figured out
the process for I delete everything.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Good thing, I had read most of them stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah, I don't know how you did it, but you
did so. I guess I gotta figure a way to
find out what you were reading, or start over at
zero put some new stuff on there.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah. Yeah, I need the list, but I don't know
how I did that. Child Me and my old ass
Roger Trump is something I was like, Oh, I got it, bitch,
I didn't. I took out for everything. Oh.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
And the next one is while we was walking the
other day, we've seen a random ass tuggle war in
the park.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, it was cool. I don't know who those people were.
They just met up. It was like people all ages,
like older actually yeah, a lot of them older, and
they just played tugle war. And then one dude got
pulled and he flipped over and fell on his back
and leaves and shit was all on his I was like,
he's they took that serious?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah they did.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I don't know who was a company outing or a
family outing. I don't know, but it didn't look like
a family.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
But I don't I don't know what that was. I
haven't seen I've only seen kids play tugle war since,
you know, since I've been out of school, and I've
never seen adults meet up at the park to play
tugle war. But you know, that's one of the things
about going to the park on the weekend where everybody's off.
I'd only be there in the middle of the week
and it's just me walking around the path and the

(23:55):
trail looking at shit. But yeah, seeing like forty people
doing tuggle it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yes it was. It was about twenty people on.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
That like, and then tuggle wore such a weird thing
because like, what do you do? Run it back? That's
two out of three? Like, I don't like they finished,
and I was like, was that it did everybody get
organized for that four seconds of Damn? I guess one
side is bigger than better than the other one, and
one side is stronger than those the game. Everybody see
you next week.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Out there like he said that right there was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Was gonna play grown ass Hide and Seek after that?
And who knows, freeze tag maybe it was Hunger game shit,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
They may have had activities all around the park, who knows.
And my last one we was doing last week or
not last week, but chewename not this week, but last time.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Last time we did.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Chew and A for those that don't know, is a
spin off show for Keith and the Girl where newsy
uh goes back through all the years of Keith and
the Girl episode which there is over like three thousand
or something, and on that specific day and so he's
like in twenty twelve, y'all were talking about this. In

(25:09):
twenty nineteen, y'all were talking about this. So that's the
show and carrying and I sometimes go on There's Guess
just to hang out and we're fans with Keith and
the Girl and it's like a cool, fun time.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
And so we was doing that and this was like
prior to the show.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
We were just you know, talking in general and things
like that, and uh, I guess I told her joke
and then went too far up the whole room was like, oh,
and I didn't really consider that bad that bad, but
that the time, I gotta remember, I'm not talking to
you like the Roger.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
And so we was talking about.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Them like arresting people, like ice, arresting people and things
like that, and like some of the rules that they
you know, they would have, and one of one of
mine was if the if the if the afro pick
don't stand up in your hair, we're not gonna rest you.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
In the whole room went oh, I thought, Oh, I guess,
I guess. I guess I went too far. And outside I.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Made a joke about because y'all know me, I made
a joke about black people going to the back of
the bus and how and how they would just look
at him and say, get your your big lips and
wide nose on to the back of the bus.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I was like, oh, too far, care too far.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Because I got a dark ass sense of humor, and
these are facts, but you better laugh because if not
your cry.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, I think the fact that it's me, you and
news are the only black people there, there's probably one
of the reasons that, I mean, what a white tell
people supposed to do? You want them to be like,
oh my god, that's fucking hilarious, so good, wish I
made that joke. They're not really allowed good White people
are not really allowed to laugh and racism too much

(26:57):
so that they can only be like.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yes, oh I hate that happened to you.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, Like that's just you gotta know your audience, my bad.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'm not a stand up comedian.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
When I be a mixed company, I cut down on
the N word about like ninety seven percent, Like it's
not like it's not the same, you know, And I
don't want to give nobody the wrong ideas that they
can do it too or whatever, or because I mean,
it's joke's time and people are tagging jokes and adding on,
but you you don't want somebody to add on the
wrong way, like yeah, right, because they do eat watermelon,

(27:33):
then you're gonna be offended, like oh.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Right, my bad, why do I kick that?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Don't you gotta be careful joking in mixed company. You
gotta you gotta draw the line that leads them to
the right path. You can't just be out there getting
them confused. They don't have that much experience in spaces
where we the majority, so a lot of them. You know,
they just like one joke from everybody not being friends,
so of course they were sad. It makes them sad.

(28:00):
That's real racism that's happening right now. But here, you know,
we laugh about that shit every day.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
It's like, yeah, I'll be forgetting.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
But they can't. Yeah, they can't laugh too much.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I got I gotta make them at a note know
your order can't know the audience that.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I don't even really feel safe around white folks unless
they way more liberal than me. Like I like for
me to have to be the one to be like
calm down. I don't like. I don't want it to
be the other way. I don't want to know white
people ever telling me to calm down. Like you're looking
too much into this, Okay, it's not really racist. I
don't need that. I need the energy where they like rod,

(28:38):
did you notice when they came to the table, they
asked me for my drink first, then they asked you
for your drink. I'm gonna go talk to the manager.
I'll be like, calm down, dude, I'm sitting on the left.
It's fine. It was just going from right to left.
It's nothing racist about it. Like I prefer that. Yeah,
I prefer that energy. Just if somebody's gonna call some
shit out. I wanted to be the white people and

(28:59):
then for me to be like, it's fine, please don't.
I'm glad you noticed, but we don't need to I
do this every day. I just need to live. We're
just having a nice men, you know. All right, So
that's it for your banter. Okay, let's get into some
other news. Oh man, I guess I'll do a little politics.

(29:20):
Do you get mad?

Speaker 5 (29:21):
I didn't know she was.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Black until a number of years ago when she.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Happened to turn black, and now she wants to be
known as black.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
People have got to know whether or not their presidents
are crooked.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Well, I'm not a crook.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I learned everything I've got saying in Tennessee. I know
it's affection pub in Tennis, but just fooling me. Want
shame on, Shame on me, Shame on, Shame on you,
Shame on you, shame We can't get fool again.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Tell you what I don't know about you.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
But I'm going to go to bed. I'm in a
dramatic weekend twist. Hundreds of Center for Disease can troller
Prevention employees who were fired late Friday have now been reinstated.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
DAMN.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
The American Federation the Government Employees confirmed that about seven
hundred of the thirteen hundred laid off workers were rehired
on Saturday, after officials admitted the dismissals were the result
of a coding error. The employees that received incorrect notifications
were never separated from the agency and have all been
notified they are not subject to the reduction in force.
The reinstatic group includes staff from key CDC programs such

(30:28):
as Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, the National Center for Immunizations,
Respiratory Diseases, and the Global Health Center.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I don't believe you. Somebody went down and was like
this the normal fire everybody. Somebody was like bet and
they just let everybody go. I don't believe y'all. I
don't believe y'all.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
You don't actually want the government to function properly right anyway,
because if you did, you never would have hired those
people in the first place.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I mean, you never would have fired those people in
the first place. Because those you're talking about, very very
important people. We need to know how many people die,
why they died.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Okay, but are you saying you don't believe that this
government and the people that run it might have made
a mistake. You think they did this on purpose. I'm
gonna be honest, Karen, I think they fucked up. I
think they fuck up a lot. I think the fact
that this stuff happens is like part of part of

(31:25):
what's scary about the time we live in is that
no one is wrong to suspect foul play. Ever, these
are some just some bad people in charge, but sometimes
our suspicions of foul play give them too much. We
are treating them like they're having Machabelian schemes. Were more

(31:46):
than likely they did have a coding era. They did
lay because they don't care. They're not educated, they don't
have experience, They're not right, And I feel like they
come in and they just go get rid of everybody.
And then someone's like, what what get rid of everybody? Yes,
get rid of everybody. Fuck it, we don't need a CDC.
And then ten minutes later they get an emails like, hey,

(32:09):
can we get the weekly morbidity report? And they're like,
do what now you have the morbidity reporters do every
Friday too.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
We don't need that. No, technically we do need that.
We can't even like keep the government function if we
don't have that. Okay, well yeah, sure, give me a second.
I'll get the more. Can we get the more?

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Bit?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Oh, we laid them off? What team?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Who the fuck did that?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
I did? Yoh, that's what that email was.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
That's your personal responsibility.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
So that's who on the second floor that I feel like.
I don't put it past them to be in that,
but you could. That doesn't mean you're wrong. I just
I just, truly, truly, truly believe these motherfuckers are in
that at their jobs, and sometimes we almost help them
by being like they meant to do it. Sometimes they

(33:00):
are just bad.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
And it's one of those things where it sounds wow,
it's a little bit of column and a little bit
of column B because the cruelty is the point.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
So sure, I think the callousness of wanting big numbers
to lay off is one what they do. Yes, I
think that's what Elon Musk did. It's like showing up
at Trump rallies with fucking chainsaws to be like ha
ha ha isn't this funny. I laid all these people off,
but at the same time, even with the Doge cuts,

(33:29):
they had to let them people come back.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yes, they did, some of them getting paid twice.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
They had their way, they wouldn't have let anyone come
back just to save face for the record, like not,
because they would be like the government. They would be like, no,
then don't let the government function just so I can
keep that number of Yeah, well I laid off over
this many people, and now they're like, oh, you can't,
so someone gotta keep the lights on.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yes, shit, okay, id are you're right? I find the
person that covers the water bill.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
And still keep in mind, while people are gloating or
to team or celebrating or laughing at the fact that
this happened, six hundred people are staying laid off. So
thirteen hundred was the number they laid off. Seven hundred
Dad that immediately bring back because they fucked up, and
then six hundred people still don't have jobs. My guess
is those six hundred people are fucking important too and

(34:18):
shouldn't have been laid off. So we will read the
disastrous results of this. At some point. There will be
some sort of health crisis, and we won't have the.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
People going to have expertise, the whole team gone.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
They won't be able to help manage it.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
They were like, yeah, we need statistics. Yeah them my
ta dudes, y'all laid them off like three months ago,
when y'all laid them six hundred people off.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
And I don't you know, I don't know what to
tell you. And the thing is, I can't even imagine
getting fired. And before I put my key in the
front door, y'all calling me for my job back, right.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
And I know that's gotta be embarrassing. Hey, can you
come back to work? What? No, I don't have a
job anymore. Oh No, that we were just playing, man,
you know how fired for you thought you was fired? Fired?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
And if I come back, I'm always on the hunt
for a job, right, yes, Like I'm already interviewing if
I can. I'm already trying to get the fuck out
of there. Cause a lot of these people don't get
paid that much. And one of the things that keeps
them employed in these very very important jobs is that
they believe in institutions, They believe in trying to mitigate harm. Yep,

(35:35):
they believe in science. And when you basically tell these
people keep your head on the swivel. Any day we
could just fuck with your life and get rid of.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
You, they would be. They would be.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
They would be lack of days ago to not be
proactive and start looking for other employee employment opportunities, so
they're not always keeping that, you know, their head on
the swivel.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
And also this because the thing is, when you do
shit like this, you lose a talent pool. And not
only in the States. You lose you losing the talent
pool to the private sector, and you're also losing the
talent pool internationally.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
There are a lot of people all over the world
that would love to get their.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Hands on motherfuckers that have top knowledge in our federal government,
know how systems work, know how shit runs, and were
probably paid them way more than they were getting paid here.
So it would not be surprising if a lot of
these people, depend on their position and who they were,
and all that shit leave this country and next thing
you know, such such in France, such such in Europe,

(36:42):
such such in Africa, such such a they'd be.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Like, how did y'all get to knowther?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Like, yeah, Trump fired them and they were pissed, so
they went over there and gave the gay the knowledge.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Well, luckily we shouldn't have to worry about any crisis
has happened, knowing we would need the six hundred people
that I laid off at the CDC to come back.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Right.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
US measles. US measles cases continue to climb, with outbreaks
across the country.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
That we almost had eradicated.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Right nearly two months after their daily massive measles outbreak
in Texas was declared over, the highly contagious disease continues
to spread across the country. The US has now confirmed
fifteen hundred and sixty three cases this year, the highest
annual number in more than three decades. But the true
number could be even higher.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yes, because motherfuckers, they don't want to get their kids vaccinated.
They don't the person that's vaccinated don't want to get
their kids vaccinated.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
And so you know, children do what children do, and
it shit spreads.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
If you talk to people on the ground, including not
only in Texas but other states, they all say the
same thing, which is that the numbers are much worse
than that, probably closer to five thousand cases, said doctor
Paul Offit director of Vaccine Education Center at the Children's
Hospital at Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
He's going to be the same people.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
It's gonna be crying when these kids, when they kids
die off of something that was one hundred percent preventable
because you didn't want to get a fucking shot.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
He points to the current outbreak in South Carolina, where
more than one hundred and fifty unvaccinated school children at
two schools are now subject to a twenty one day
quarantine after being exposed to measles the state Department of
Public So now your kid can't go to school for
twenty one days, So they gonna miss three weeks of school.
Maybe they got a telecommune, but you know what I mean,
Like you're disrupting their lives. You're going to pay for

(38:27):
this shit one way or the other, all because y'all
are afraid that they gonna get vaccinated and get autism
because they took some talandoll and drank too much prune juice.
According to doctor Sebby of White People RK Jr. The
State Department of Public Health this past week reported the
eighth confirmed measles case since September twenty five. Public health

(38:47):
officials say it is not clear if the new case
in Greenville County is linked to seven cases that are
part of a current outbreak in neighboring Spartan County centers
in many cases.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
And also the scary and most fucked up part about this,
when shit like this happens, shit and you take like
and you get different strands and people that are vaccinated,
all of a sudden, adults are gonna have They're gonna
be like, hey, y'all might have to go and get
and get reboosted and ship that you already had because
these motherfuckers don't want to do what they're supposed to

(39:18):
do right.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
The Education Department wipes out special ad office and shut
down layoffs. Why why are these people like this? Why
are you so fucked up? Like Linda McMahon, you could
not wait to cut off special education and individuals with
disabilities like that's that's your big joker, that's your flex.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
And I'm children that need it the most.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I am not a very optimistic person about our fellow citizens.
But is any of this the Democrats did it shit
working Because if it is, I honestly I have no
respect for a person who would see what is happening

(40:11):
and just tune in the Fox News, listen to Mike
Johnson go out there and say it's all the Democrats
fault and then walk around like, must be the Democrats
because that's like the rest of us are paying for
your head being in the sand, like so that you
can continue to be racist and feel like you're a
good person. I gotta pay these kids, gotta pay the CDC,

(40:34):
gotta pay like all this shit the society is paying
so that some people can't have their precious little fucking
feelings hurt by us going hey, man, could you cut
the racism out?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Cut it out, stop it.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
It'll hurt you like you're hurt. You're fucking you're making
an expert. That's fucking all of us up because even
though you are racist, was you like you know what else?
I really don't want special needs kids to get any
help more than likely no. And the reason I would
say that is because most of the time reads racist motherfuckers,
everyone agrees that helping kids with special needs is good.

(41:10):
So meaning like the most maga of mega motherfucking athletes
still goes and helps make a wish they still had
a cancer kid, come on the field and give the
jersey they're not like get them away, like everyone agrees.
This is a value, a positive value, a person that
looks at the people with special needs and disabilities. So

(41:35):
why would this government want to cut that first and
foremost right away? As if you had been looking to
gut it, as if RFK Jr. Hasn't been saying some
eugenics ass shit like, ah, we are just in the
pit of hell with these, with these, with this fucking
government man something else. And I don't think or I

(41:56):
don't assume any of these things will be replaced and
put back if the government when the government opens again.
Now also they can avoid hearing you know about them.
Epstein Foules yep, uh, let's see, we'll do m This
is an interesting one. David Hogg you remember him. So

(42:23):
he's the kid uh that that uh wait a minute, okay, yeah,
so he's the kid that he got He was at
that school where it was shot up, and he ended
up becoming like a activist and now he's kind of

(42:44):
getting into politics, right.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
He was on a TV show one time talked about he.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Went he went on Bill Mars show and talked about
how Democrats are messing with or failing young men because
they're not telling him how to get pussy or some
ship like that. I'm not joking, y'all can look it
up anyway. Act Blue is the people that won't stop
texting me to get money to give to the Democrats.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
It's a pack, non stop, everyday dog.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
So I saw this on Act Blue, meaning I don't
I would not call this necessarily a news source, but
it's interesting because they do represent Democrats and left lean
and politicians and they are clearly like sick of his
shit because this fundraising link they sent me, It says

(43:37):
David Hoggs pack is a massive scam. Quell surprised David
Hoggs Leaders We Deserve was a non factor in primaries
but still spent millions on consultant fees. Hogg found leaders
We just founded Leaders we Deserve with the intent to
primary Democratic incumbents, but the organization spent less than half

(43:57):
a million on campaigns and instead they spent two point
five million on political consultants and one point one million
on digital ads for itself. Pro Pak is committed to
protect the incumbent mainstream Democrats against a tax from leftists
like Hog and the Squad. Please support our calls with
the donation and share this link. I'm like, oh, they
fighting fighting, that's those are fighting words. There was like

(44:21):
this motherfucker's gonna do shit. He talked all that shit,
he raised money. He didn't even really put money in
the primary people.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
But then what was the point of you talking shit?

Speaker 3 (44:32):
None of them candidates he was talking about getting into
the race did one or nothing. So like, fuck him,
give us some money. I was like, goddamn, act blue.
I didn't know y'all got damn like this. Jesus anyway,
it was like ho Wigg's coming off right, Damn the

(44:52):
girls on fighting, the fighting, Oh man, all right, and
then we'll do I mean, there's so many that make
us so mad, but that we'll do one more, okay.
Mayor Adams dated a writer of a new tell all
before appointing her to one hundred and sixty thousand dollars
New York City job. Mayor adams office confirmed Tuesday that he,

(45:17):
about a decade ago, dated Jasmine Ray, a woman he
would later appoint to the newly created role of sports
Zar at City Hall, who is poised to release a
book about the hidden relationship she allegess to have had
with the mayor.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
What the fuck is the sports zar?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
That sounds like shit you made up? Right, in light
of the new info about the romantic relationship raise, appointment
by Adams to the newly formed city Hall position in
late twenty twenty two is drawing condemnation from a government watchdog.
The confirmation from adams team comes at the Ray, whose
formal title has been Director of Sports, Wellness and Recreation,
announced on social media late Monday, she's self publishing the

(45:55):
book this week. Not self publishing. Oh lord, she's just
telling business for no reason, for no reason. A city
official confirmed. Ray resigned from her post Friday, just two
days before the mayor announced he's abandoning his re election bid.
You know what she's in it? She was, She had
her enterprise. She's like, the second he hop out, I'm
gonna go ahead and pop out with my book. Yeah,

(46:16):
oh yeah, because I also got to be hustling. I
need I gotta make up for this one hundred and
sixty thousand some other way truth. From the shadows of
City Hall to the silence of closed door meetings, Jasuine
Ray reveals her untold role in the life of New
York City's Mayor Eric Adams reads a description of her book,
Political Humanity. They're hitting relationship marked by intimacy, sacrifice, and betrayal,

(46:40):
mirrors the larger struggles of politics itself, the tension between
personal humanity and public expectation. Y'all have to see the
cover of this book. You said, are you all ready
for the cover of this book?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I don't know, am, just.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
The cover of the book Political Humanity?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
God, no, oh no, why does this look like the
cover of the them sexy romance books? I bean missing too?
Oh my god, audible, that's what looked like, y'all right,
oh my.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
God, and I love it's got the city skyline outlined
in the back of his jacket. She's got the back
of a bald head, black man's head, which we are
supposed as soon as Eric Adams, I'm sure, and then
a black woman's hands with a black dark manicure on
her nails, like caressing the back of his head. Political Humanity,

(47:36):
Jasmine Ray, I know this book gonna be a mess.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Gonna have all types of errors and punctuation marks.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
And yes, child, oh my god, oh self published. She
probably went to Penguin House.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
They was like, no, ma'am, I did see on Twitter
where like some I guess an excerpt from her interview
or something she did about the book was coming out,
and uh, she said that he told her when he
was running for like he called her after I guess
years of them not being together, uh and told her, Uh,

(48:13):
I'm running for mayor and I can't do this without you.
And everybody was like, you gotta admit. That's some good game. Okay.
Apparently apparently he got some. Uh, he got some, he
got some, he got some game about them.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
He got some game from good Dick or something. Because
this nigga was the mayor of New York City in Chad.
He was clubbing, he was partying, he was living a
night life.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I was like, damn, is he a mayor or is
he a rapper? I can't tell the difference.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah, I mean mayor mc mixy as I think as
Schlaul calls him mayor mixy or something like that, Like, yeah,
he was, he'd be at the club. I mean, is
anyone surprise. I mean, the man gave an interview one
day and said, I used to have a short stayed
over there, Short.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
You're my mayor? Dog? Is this so goddamn professional?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Man, he's a he's a symptus character. Man, that's so crazy, right.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
And Niggas was like, yeah, we're voting him in again.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Word right, oh my god. But yeah, it was like,
I can't do this without you. Is the most that is.
I mean, that's a bar. I mean that's there's a
lot of women that would have had to, you know,
drive what they was doing and they go, see go
join the mayor's ballot. See what he talking about?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
This whole thing has been hustle, hustle, hustle, hustling consistently.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
He hustled. He hustled his way into that position.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yeah, it says a lot, says a lot. Well, yeah,
so we'll see. It says you can buy a book.
I don't know who's who was buying the book. I
guess if you like mess you can get as an
entertaining read maybe, but yeah, you know, And I think

(50:08):
it helps that she's pretty too, yes, because I think
a lot of people it's like it's and she's black.
I think that helps too, because I feel like if
she was, like, if she didn't have a certain appeal
to what people is like, you know what, damn he
boored her? Good for him. If he didn't have that,
if she didn't have that appill, I feel like he'd
be catching even more Hell, all right, that's that didn't make.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Me mad on that one, actually hilarious.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Let's move into a different segment that we uh I've
been trying to do a little bit more often lately,
But let's welcome somebody to the cookout. Welcome to the cookout.

(51:06):
Welcome to the cookout. Welcome to the cookout, Welcome to
the cookout. All right, now's the time of the show
where we welcome somebody to the cookout that you know,
typically people say, you know, no white people are coming

(51:28):
to the cookout? Why are you inviting them? Rod who
asked him to be here?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Me?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
It was me, y'all.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
The car was coming from inside the house, inside the
inside the picnic display. Today's inductee is a man who
I think we all knew was coming to the cookout anyway,
who we've all invited in the past, but he wanted

(51:56):
to refirm re sure up his induction. It's Alexis Ohanian
Serena Williams husband aka mister Serena Williams. So he went
on first take. I don't know what he was there
to promote, but I know what he was dead to promote.

(52:21):
You see what I'm saying. I don't know what the
show thought he was dead to promote, but I know
what he was dead to promote.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Stephen Swith you had some. I think he had some
marriage advice for me.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Alecxis o'hannian. It's clapping back at any negative comments about
his marriage to Serena Williams. Months after steven Ah Smith
said he would divorce the tennis star over her appearance
at the Super Bowl halftime show, Alexis, who married Serena
in twenty seventeen and shares daughters Alexis and Adeira, had
a chance to address those comments on live television.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Steven A Smith, you had some. I think he had
some marriage advice for me. Oh writer, Well you.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Know what I listen, I did it people, you know
headline the headlines. First of all, let me shout out
this sister. I don't know her name because they've been
having rotating house so it's not always the same person.
But the way she sensed it coming, she said, oh,
before he even said anything. All I said was, you
had some marriage advices for me? Said oh, because she

(53:17):
never forgot like the rest of us, never forgotten the disrespect.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yes, but I think you had some marriage advice for me.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Well you know what I listen, I did it. People.
You know, headlines of headlines. We can get into that
at another time. But I was hoping. I was hoping
headlines are headlines. That's the sign of a lie, because
we all heard that when he said it he would
divorce her. Anyways, Now he could say, listen, I don't
want uh you know, I was joking or you know,

(53:50):
sometimes I'll just be saying ship. But he but he
went to like the oh no, it's it's taking out
a context almost like nah, you said that ship. But
alex has been waiting for his moment. He's and he's
got him in a chess match, right, he's got on
corner because stephen A's on TV. Alexis is a famous,
wealthy rich man who is very aligned with Serena Williams,

(54:16):
which makes him, by proxy, have a lot of black
people that fuck with him. Whether you agree with that
or not, that is facts that black people, especially black women,
are like, oh no, that he's he's, he's, he's he's
an awesome husband and he don't do nothing but goal
for Serena. So he's so he good people in mind.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
He was coming to the matches with it this my
wife's shirt on.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yes, yes, so like he was ready for this moment
whatever they had him there to talk about. I feel
like he only said yes because he was like, I
wish Steve and they would be in studio that at
another time. But I was hoping. I was, I was
hoping you we be here. But but oh I'm not. No, No,
I am not qualified. Oh no, not me, that's my brother.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
I was.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
I was gonna ask you because if you hadn't been
married before, right, I am married?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
No? No, see that?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, because I give advice to them
plenty of founders who want to build billion dollar companies.
And the reason I do that is because I build
billion dollar companies.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
It all started to win.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
So basically, he's saying, if you don't know how to
be happily married, maybe stop giving advice to how somebody
else should handle their marriage because you don't know what
the fuck you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
And I've always said that.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
When when they started drifting away from the sports shit,
I was like, Okay, y'all talking about shit that y'all
shouldn't Actually, we don't need to know none of this,
Like like, it's okay if you got these things, because
everybody got ship about them, but you don't need to
be dipping in this and thinking people don't have feelings
and opinions about their spouses when you're talking about their

(55:53):
spouse no national television.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
I was talking to one of my homies who's not married,
about this, just because it got worse for stephen A
because Steven Jackson entered the fray about this. And yeah,
you know, Steven stack jack is built different. He built different,

(56:17):
so I'll play that for y'all too. But I was
talking to on my homies and he's not married, and
he's like, you know, it's these wife guys, man, it's
kind of corny blah blah blah. And I'm like, I
don't know how to tell you that. He's like, I
wouldn't have said nothing unless like my wife wanted me to.
And I'm like, hey, brother, I love you, I love you,

(56:42):
I love like that, I love you like a brother.
But when I tell you that is one hundred percent
not how that's ever gonna work. That's not how it
works for people. I hear like, if it's a business
transaction or something, or maybe like y'all are like y'all
got some real stringent rules like maybe, but in general,

(57:04):
it won't work that way because if a woman has
to ask you to say something is too late. Yes,
if you're married to the kind of man you at
the tug on the court and be like, can you
say something to Stephen it's too late that that will
never work. It's almost better. And I would imagine this
happened with Alexis. I think this happened with jay Z

(57:26):
when he was except when he was talking about Beyonce
not winning at the Grammys. It's better. She'll respect you
more to say you said something and I know it
came from a place of love and passion and defensively
and I'll forgive you, but don't do that again. Then
you than to be like when you get off stage,

(57:48):
like I can't believe you didn't say shit. You can
never let you never want to be I can't believe
you didn't say shit. And Alexis could not be in
the proximity of this man in public and not be like,
let me check him real wait and Stephen A's on
TV too, so he can't clap back but so much.
Now he might get on this radio show and clap back,

(58:08):
but he not clapping back at Alexis now Stack jack
got word of this. Guys may't know. Stephen Jackson, he
hosts the was It Some All the Smoke podcasts co hosted.
But him and Steven that used to be real cool
like Stephen A. When Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson used
to be on ESPN a lot. He took him out

(58:29):
of that wing told him about how to dress, how
to act, how to get to the money. You know
he likes to do that. But I guess you know
they've they they've been watching Steven A the way the
rest has been watching, and they don't like the way
he moved. And so Steven Stack Stephen Jackson had this
to say.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Come on, Stephen that Bro, you get loud and all
in your feelings about Braun. When Braun he talking to
a black bellionare when you talking to a white ben?
Now you humble and you come back on your show
talking real respect for mild man man. He said, Bro, listen, bro,

(59:07):
and you dog and the black women like Bro. We listen,
start of politics and stick to talking about sports. You
never played, all right, just stick to doing that, bro.
We're not gonna vote for you. If you talk, you're
talking about running. You don't do that. Bro, We're not
gonna vote for you. No, no, no, no, we're not.

(59:30):
But check this out, bro. Stop bro Okay, you do
not have the same energy for other people, but you
got the mad a lot of energy for Braun and
black women and not everybody else. Well, stop it, come on, Steven.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
That hurt me.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
I'm not even Stephen aah and that hurt me to
be like, oh oh wow's he is just saying it plain,
we're not gonna vote for y'all. Feel like hurt the most.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
But that's a fact, So stop saying it. We're not
voting for you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Yeah. Oh, he just did a drive on this man.
And I mean, look, maybe Steven al go on this
podcast and talk bad about him and get loud and
yell at Steven Jackson, because you know he will try
to defend his honor when somebody calls him out about
shit like this, right, But you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Don't expect nobody to defend the honor they wife while
you're talking crazy on national television for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
To see on the public lass platform.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
And I'm supposed to sit back and not say nothing
about my motherfucking wife.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
That's the one thing I always say about him is
he acts like nobody else gets to be upset but him.
It's like, Okay, two people cannot like each other, bitch,
you could go both ways. You lucky nobody else is
really blowing up on you like this, Like Lebron and
them have the decency to let you just be a
thorn that they of a guy they don't like. But

(01:00:54):
they don't really spend a lot of time going at
but they could spend They could wake up every be
like I'm going to shit on you. I'm one of
the most popular people on the planet. I'm gonna use
all my influence to be petty the way you're being
petty towards me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Luckily for him, other people seem to not be preoccupied
with that. But man, that anyway, Alexis started all this,
and it brought me back to a place that originally
got a lot of the stephen A like where I
think he really started to depart from, where black people
really supported him, and that was when to went on

(01:01:32):
first take and said Max is blacker than you. He
was hurt person. And so this is kind of an
Alexis you know, like this is not the exact same,
but it's a little bit of that. Like, listen, man,
we as a black community, don't fuck with the way
you've been moving. We not voting for you. You come
down on black women too much. And that's coming from
Stephen Jackson. Uh, don't even run for office because you

(01:01:55):
won't win our roles and just stick this plate talking
about the sports you never played. Got damn they used
to be on TV together. And you know he meant
it because he was smoking. Anytime somebody smoking, they mean
with this coming out their mouth, you took a drag. First,
everything was, oh my god, Like you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Said, people say stuff on their platforms and they act
like other people aren't gonna have feelings and opinions you
know about you know these things.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Yeah, you're no, no type of things.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Well, Alexis going over there by the tennis courts because
you know you're gonna be out there with us. Some
people gonna need some lessons. Maybe Olympia can show us all. Wow,

(01:02:56):
God damn, that was ether right, there out. Man, if
he had shame, boy, he would be shamed, right, he'd
be all right, he'll be right. Uh, you know, let's
do a little bit of h what do I want
to do? Uh? You know, I guess Let's let's go
to some guests the race because we do need to

(01:03:17):
wrap this up. We have something to do after this. So, uh,
what's a guest the race? Music? Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
It's time to guess the race.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
It's time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
It's time to guess the race. It's time to guess
the race.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Guess the race. Go around the globe, find different articles.
Guess the race of the people involved. Karen plays along,
chat and plays along. They're racist, all right. A man
drunk on twisted tea injures two kids with a Yamaha
wave Runner after jumping off.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Damn, how you getting lit off a twisted tea that
got zero point one percent alcohol? And how many bituess
did you drink?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
A New York man who was racing a friend on
a jet ski in Florida injured two children, ages seven
and eight, after ditching his rented Yamaha wave Runner and
letting it crash into another rider who had the kids
with him. Daniel Grubert, forty eight, is charged to two
Council b ui boating under the influence causing serious bodily

(01:04:31):
injury and one kind of reckless operation of a vessel
in connection with Sunday's Afternoon Sunday Afternoon incident.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
I about to say biking under the influence, but it's
a boat, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Bad Yamaha wave runner. You thought it was a bike.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Yeah, they got Yamaha bikes, don't they.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Wave Runner. Oh, I missed the waves serving the waves
of the road.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
It's so.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I thought, Yamaha.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I thought, what damn that bike on it was running.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
You're on the highway. You're on the highway looking for
the currents a pent this driving, you're doing NOTx per.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Per hour apparent and you are checking the fish see
if they biking.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Crash her having around two thirty pm. It was in
a rented twenty twenty four y'amhay runner as well. He
was operating. He claimed he consumed just one can of
twisted tea hard iced tea and alcoholic beverage with five
percent a BF before the incident happened.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That you got damn lying.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Sometimes it goes straight.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
To your head.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
You don't never drink one twisted tea. It'd be like, goddamn,
I am licked.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
I've drunk one twisted t No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
I also like that people say shit like that, but
like for the purposes of the officers that just like,
so you was drinking, Okay, we just wanted you to
admit you was drinking. We know it's we're gonna the test,
gonna come back and let us wait, well we know
it's more than one. We know it's a twelve package. Yes,
he admitted to drinking a single twisted tea. The Affidavid
says he is accused of crashing into another rented Yabaha

(01:06:07):
wave Runner operated by forty five year old Walter Watson,
who had two children riding with him at the toime.
All three were ejected from the jet ski Groulbert was
racing another jet ski. He was not looking ahead of
him and took his eyes off of his direction of travel.
Greubert turned around to realize the crash was about to occur,
so then he jumped off one of cow shit like

(01:06:30):
look out. He was like, oh shit, but yeah, so
I guess the race of mister what was his name,
Daniel Grubert white, Karen's going with white. Yes, surfing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
I found out it's the waves, so I know it's white.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
He allegedly performed poorly when giving us a series of
feels sobriety test. Can oh, you don't say, I don't say.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
He couldn't touch his nose, couldn't want the yellow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Lines, couldn't do his ABC's backwards, which I can't do sober.
So I don't know how that's part of a test either.
I feel like that shouldn't count. My chat is an updated.
I have to refresh everyone. I'll be back. Give me
like thirty seconds. Sorry everyone, problem, bad audio for y'all
listening later.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
No problem. It does this sometimes and I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Yeah, me, neither. I thought it was when I use Firefox,
but now even on Chrome sometimes it does it. All right,
I'm back. Let's see wash out white hands. Wash out
white is good hands, brother white, wipe out white. Maybe
that's what he said before he jumped off. He's like
whipro white boy, wasted Cowabunga Caucasian. Uh yeah, the correct

(01:07:43):
answer is white. Everyone got it. Everybody was surfing surfing Bui.
He looks very sorry in this picture so do you
have that? He looks like if Bill Bird had shame

(01:08:04):
for going to Saudi Arabia. Right, he doesn't, but I
mean if he did. All right, let's go to the
next one. Let's see, Judge. I don't know this word
because I've never seen it used before, and I hope
I pronounce it right right, But judge, upbraids man who

(01:08:27):
contaminated steak food restaurants food with urine feet and genitals.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Goddamn urine feet and genitals.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Yes, an upbraid means fine, fought with someone slash scold is.
I had to look it up on a dictionary because
I have never seen anyone use that way either. Upbraid
So okay. A Kansas man will spend over a decade
behind bars after adulterating the food at the steak restaurant
where he's food that's hilarious, where he formerly worked. In July,

(01:08:59):
Jason Christian Hanson twenty two, pleaded guilty to all thirty
three charges against him.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Those charges stem from the defending himself posting graphic videos
of some of the incidents on the internet. Oh, he
wanted to get caught. The charges include twenty two counts
of criminal threat, one kind of criminal damage in ten
counts of sexual exploitation of a child. What that's not
even in a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
What's happening here?

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
What the fuck? That seemed like that should be in
the headline.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
The defender was originally charged June twenty twenty four. At
the time, authority said they received a tip that he
posted videos showing himself urinating on food and also rubbing
food on his genitals while on the clock at the
Hereford House restaurant in leah Wood, a medium sized city
by Kansas City metro area. FBI special agent later produced
thumbnail images posted by a user with the handle vandalizer.

(01:09:54):
Those thumbnails showed a man urinating in bins and pressing
food against his genitals backside, and when questioned, the defendant
readily admitted to the crimes, describing instances in which he
relieved himself as in our juice, sauce, pickle jars, and
pressing his privates into pieces of salmon and some The
defendant estimated he behaved in such a way some twenty times.

(01:10:17):
They don't even know the real number. That's just what
he told him, oh, which means it's it's more right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
So that means if you own the restaurant, now, we
gotta clothes to have a fucking weekend, throw everything the
fuck out, pay people to reclean the whole place because
of you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
I mean I've heard a pressed hand but uh uh
it was it, said.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
They.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Oh. He also had videos depicting child's sex abuse and
messages paying by the defended about his desire to commit
such crimes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
One such message he said, I really want this life. Honestly,
it's the only thing I live for working, so I
hopefully can do as much damage as I can someday.
And the police said it was a horrible footage of
child assault, so they called him a future danger. The
judge said, a future danger, right, because I mean it's

(01:11:15):
like he hasn't abused any children that they know of yet,
but they like, you're abusing salmon.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
You come sticking, you're sticking your feet in the chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
I'm gonna give you as much time as I can
for fucking up salmon so that you can't fuck up
no children.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Uh, you will come back out to the community, said
judge Judicial District Judge Thomas Kelly Ron Damn not three
first names, and addressing Hanson, directly, according to a courtroom
report by the Post, said, and that's concerning. The judge
also waved a binder containing the evidence used in the
case in the air in order to highlight the severity

(01:11:51):
of the crimes to use the term reposted doesn't again
the coovery. He said, So there you go, guys, Guess
the race of mister Ace Christian Hanson. Okay, that's funny.
His last name is Hanson. And you know I have
a seat over there, you know, you know while you're here,

(01:12:13):
three first names, White, straight to the penitentiary. White brought, brought,
the type of his the hype of his a one
sauce rare, pink meth head white. The correct answer is white. Man.

(01:12:35):
That headline really buried the lead. I'm like, like, I
wouldn't have even saved that article if I thought it
was you know about that. Oh I didn't show y'all
a picture ship. I'm sorry. That's that's I was so disturbed.
That's how disturbed I was, y'all. I was like, oh
my god, give me a second to pull the pick
back up. All right, here we go, guys. When y'all

(01:12:58):
see this man, it's like, how you get a job
it's people that don't got jobs. Right now, It's like
he was working somewhere, y'all. Let him be around food
with his hair like that. Look at the hairline, right,
he looked like he shaved with a knife.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
You a butter knife.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
It's even good grief that his hair is a fucking
that's a red flag. You shouldn't be able to have
that hair and not be on it. They should make
you signed up on the sexual predator list as soon
as you get that haircut. Like, yeah, we don't know
what you did, but just you need to introduce yourself
to your neighbors. Right, all right, let's go to the

(01:13:36):
bonus round, caring you're two for two, right, yeah, yes, Sam?
All right? Why I am racist?

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
How can I be racist about anybody or any in
my life? How can knife call them niggas? Just call
them niggas?

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
It's hard go wearing fried sugar and skinny by Boom,
big high jumping spirit chucking three hundred and sixty degree
basketball man allegedly wait sorry, man allegedly fire's gun at

(01:14:19):
bar during Cowboys game because another patron was looking at him.
Oh I do hate when that happened. When somebody be
looking at you. You like, am I gonna have to
fire a gun?

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
I'm more afraid about the bars. When the bars are
like now only can you get drunk? You can bring
a gun than I am in the public suit used
to shoot me in the seafood section.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
A North Texas man was recently arrested for allegedly firing
a gun after he said another man looked at him
the wrong way during the football game in which the
cow Dallas Cowboys tied the f tied forty forty with
the Green Bay Packers. David Callum fifty three, stands accused
of two counts evaggravator to saw with the dedaily weapon
in one count of carrying a weapon.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Whear pro you have it right, because a lot most
of most of them be like, no, you're drunk, that's enough.
No guns.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
The charges stem from an incident at the thirsty turtle.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
The thirst that turtle.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
That's that gotta be on the ball in town a
sports bar and grill in North originally hens next to
the hopping rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Well, you know the turtle. The tortoise is slow and steady,
so it wins the race. The rabbit goes too fast
and gets tired.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Yeah, that's that's the strip joint though where the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Girl uh uh charger stem from? Incident? That yeah, they said.
On Sunday, just at the ten pm, police were called
in response to multiple shots fired within just minutes of
the call coming in. The dispatch. Officers on the scene
and found that several patrons had secured the alleged shooter.
No one was injured in the shooting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
That was like, not at my favorite ball.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Well that's because that's how you know he's a Cowboys fan.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
No, they can't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
They can't tackle nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
But North.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Originally, authorities elaborate on the case against him, saying Calum
reportedly became agitated when he presumed another patron at the
bar was looking at him while watching Sunday Nights game.
An argument then began, at which time Callum produced a
gun and fired off around during the disturbance. Notably, the
second press release suggests only one shot was fired the
night in question.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Police also did not say which team Callum was rooting for. Uh,
we know it's the Cowboy out. We know it's the Cowboys. Uh,
but we don't know. The charges against Calum have not
formerly been doged of bah blah. Guess the race of
mister uh David Callum. I'm going white, Karen's going white.

(01:16:48):
How about them cowboys?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
The name of the name of the bars, says the
Thirsty Turtle.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Karen says, its white. Okay, let's check the chat room.
See what they believe. Sounds white, but looking at me,
sounds black. So which one you going with? Marlene? You
gotta pick white, says Trey.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Now that was thirstys with like a zz at the end.
Then now we'll go black.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
But redneck says Cash. I have black, says Marlene, So
she's leaning black. Not a lot of people guessing on
this one, all right, the correct white, says ym So
everybody went white except for Charlene. Oh wait, nerdy sis say,
says black as well. The correct answer is and Karen,
you said white, You got it wrong. He's black turtle,

(01:17:40):
Nord he black black, and some white. The people said white.
The white guess has got it. Congratulations, give me the
black I mean the black ones. Okay, black, gout it white?
My bad. But yeah, that's the white ass name the
Thirsty Turtle or the David Calvin that's white too. Yeah,

(01:18:02):
I just know, there's a lot of black Cowboys fans.
We was in Charleston, there were so many black men
that looked just like this man wearing a Cowboys jersey
to a fucking basketball. They didn't have anyone from Dallas involved.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
No, no, not the Mavericks, nobody. I was like, I
don't understand this, y'all. Just y'all just keeping your closet
and be like, this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Is what I'm wearing today, all right? Last day, soy ratchetess,
carrying yourself close almost was perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
I'm so sorry the Dame threw me off.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Team jailed for violent and brazen samurai sawt attack against boy.
A teenager has been named in jail for a samurai
sort attack against the boy. The emergency services were called
the Wranklin Road Port Slade on July tenth around nine
pm after the boy had been seriously assaulted with a
semurai sword oh No. The fifteen year old was taken
to the hospital after his arm was injured. The attack

(01:19:11):
was carried out during broad daylight in the presence of
multiple witnesses. As a result, suspects were identified and two
teenagers were arrested. The seventeen year old boy from Brighton
who cannot be named due to his age, which is
crazy because they have his full fucking picture up here.
Huh what I'm looking at the picture of the kid

(01:19:32):
who did it, and they're like, we can't even tell
you what his name is because that's crazy. Maybe are
they saying the victim can't be named? I don't get it,
but yeah, that's that seems to be the person who
did it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Well, I know who that person is.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
I know the name. Yeah, a seventeen year old who
cannot be named or his age. Charge greensbody hard the
second man who is seventeen at the time of defensive
since turned Oh, so that's the second person is eighteen now,
so they can show his picture. Okay, okay, reyese Wyman
is his name. He was charged with possessing of a
bladed article in a public's plate place, possessing an offensive

(01:20:09):
weapon at a public place, and causing grievous body harm
with intent. Both appeared as yeah, and he was remanded
in custody. The seventeen year old was bailled ahead of
his next hearing. So there you go, guys. Be careful
out there. We'll talk to you guys soon. We'll see
how many more shows he do it throughout the week
and how the schedule works, because it's gonna be an

(01:20:30):
interesting week until next time. I love you. Why

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