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December 14, 2025 78 mins

Rod and Karen are joined by Cerrome Russell to discuss his new stand-up special, “Son of Sumter.” They also discuss how long it took to record his special, the comedy industry, southern accents, getting personal on stage, exploitation in the comedy industry, dating now vs old, killing the vibe with the fellas and Denny's new shoes. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good news everyone. I listened to the Black Guy Who
Tips podcast because Rod and Karen are hot.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hey, welcome to another episode of the Blackout Tips podcast.
I'm your host, Rod Joineders is always on our host
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(00:30):
long as they are nice. The official weapon of the
show is folding chair and the unofficial sport bullet ball
and bullet.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Ball extreme extreme Extreme. And we're not by ourselves, guys.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
We have a guest, Yes, a long time guest. We
don't fuck with this nigga for a long time.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Today's guest was actually first on our show in February
fifth of twenty twelve, which would be like thirteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
He is a stand up comedian.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wow, just dropped his first stand up special, son of Sumter.
It's Sarn Russell. What's up, brother?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Hey, what's up y'all?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Good man? Good to see you, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
You sound surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I was like, yeah, had.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Been alone man, we've been, we've been, we've been walking
with each other.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, Bro, twenty twelve, moved a couple of houses with Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I remember the first time you were on the show.
Well it was before we even did video. And the
first time you was on the show, I remember you
was like on the porch or something.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
We hear the.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Crickets and all kinds of ship. I was like, this
brother lived his wrap.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
He does. Yeah, I had awesome squeaks in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
So with the special, Bro, it just we watched it
last night. You know, we got it on YouTube. The
I believe you said it was twenty three years in
the making. What what made you decide like now is
the time to go ahead and do it?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
It wasn't even on me, man, it was somebody finally
a proasted me. Rose on Comedy approached me and was like, yeah,
we're seeing your stuff online and we thank you. You know,
we think you we got what it takes to make
a comedy special. And I got a referral from another comic,
Don Grell, out of DC, and they were like, yeah,

(02:34):
we like your stuff and we want to put you
together a special. And I was like, you bullshitting and
I hung up and I said, and then email me.
They said, we're not bullshitting, Please don't hang up on us,
and the it just it went from Now. Rose was

(02:55):
real good about it. I was already thinking it with
some like in this industry, y'all know that for exposure
sometimes you have they'll tell you you have to pay
for it. And they're like, no, we what are you
talking about. You're gonna pay us, We pay you.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm like, oh, yeah, it's funny because we just watched
I just watched the Diddy documentary and you know, obviously
Diddy super abusive, Da da da, But one of the
ways he's able to get away with it is because
that industry is super abusive. And I was like, man,

(03:35):
you know what industry just remind me of stand up comedy.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, they don't pay the talent. And and maybe it's
just me. I love stand up cops, like I am
one of the few people who enjoy going to the
club sitting experiencing what the comedian wants to give me
at that time, and it may change the next show,
but I was here kind of for this moment. So
I'm like, y'all need a union y'all need. Y'all need

(04:02):
things to so that everybody can make money. But in
y'all industry, too many people will take a gig for
for for a blow job. So it's like, what can
I do? Dog, Like, I want to get paid they
taking a blow job.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah, it's it's been some times where people are trying
to pay me and chicken or all the look I
can drink. I'm like, I can't, Like I drove the
Tulsa for this show. I can't pay me a chicken
and liquid nigger.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I got bills.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I got a three hours dated. I can't.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I can't pay my bills with flats all flats. You're right, though,
in the industry, there's no handbook to tell you if
you're getting schooled over or not getting schooled over. Yeah,

(04:58):
and we And the best thing you can do is
have good comments around you. Who know who've a would
have been through the stuff, Like I've made good friends
with Rob Wood Junior, and I made good friends with
Colonia's Monk, and I've been able to, you know, bounce
ideas off of them and get some good guidance from

(05:20):
them about what to look out for.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
And with this special with them approaching you and being like,
you know, let's film it was it like a Okay,
I know I got to be filming this in six months,
so let me start working on like my through line
from material or was it like how fast was this
was the process?

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I won't say, like maybe four months, maybe four or
five months? And it started, Man, it started like it
started like a panic in my test that I had
not felt on stage and in years. I was like,
oh wow, it's really happening. It like I'm really been
putting my stuff out there for everybody to see it.

(06:01):
This just like I said, it was twenty three years
in the making, I'm gonna I'm gonna give it one shot.
And so I went and bought me my brand new
Mead five subjects of netbook. We got the writing and
organizing myself over the last twenty three years, and I
was like what I want to say? Do I wanted

(06:22):
to be topical at all? Or do I just wanted
to be about me? And it just went it went
from there.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
And like how'd you choose the title too?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Because you know sometimes I feel like when it's the title,
like the comedian almost like feels obligated to put it
in this to say it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
In the special or something.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
But but for you, I was like waiting like, Okay,
is it gonna be like a line about is it
filmed in something?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Like what does it mean?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
So because I was like something South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I've had I've had some confusion with that one. I
forgot about something to South Carolina.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
The reason I named the sound of something is that
that's why I'm from something to count of Georgia. Okay,
I'm from I'm from something to count of Georgia. A
big part of who I am on stage is me
being a country, and it is me being having an
ex accent.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
It is me being.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Uh from Georgia. So I was like, you know what
what made me? And what made me was what's something?
So that's why I said I'm son or something or
a product or something.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's funny too, because, like I related to a lot
of the stuff you were talking about, especially the idea
of people assuming you like security based on places that
you be. Like I remember one time my homies and
they were having a bachelorette party, a bachelor party, and
it was in South Carolina. They got like special admission
like VIP Sectionist Club and all this shit, and I

(07:52):
didn't know we was going to the club, so I
was actually still dressed in like just like jogging pants
and whatever. They was like, come with us anyway, gonna
get you in. They're gonna let it, they gonna let you.
I was like, it's probably got dressed, cad, don't worry
you with us. I'm like, all right, so I come in.
They let me in with the hat and the big
t and all that ship and the whole night, people
just kept coming up to me like is.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
It okay if I come into VIP. I was like,
I don't work what.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Just go just go over there? Yeah, don't stop asking
me for ship. But yeah, I thought that was funny.
And then of course I'm not. I'm not trying to
fight nobody or whatever. So like, if you need help
with that problem, you're on your own, buddy.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I came. I like that. You was just admitting everybody
in the safety be.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Damn yeah, fuck it.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
It's not my job for somebody who.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Bro I was like, I don't know, man, I don't
work here.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
All.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
They's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Right, can we do you mind if we come in?
I was like, man, another white person, come ask me
if it. They can come over here.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I'm feeling like it's gonna go to my head. The
power is gonna be too.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Strong telling people know like, nah, I don't like your.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, exactly make it. You could come in, but you
got to slap him. Slap him.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
You can come in. But yeah, it's absolutely man. So, uh,
you film this in Raleigh?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Is that where you did it? Yeah? Okay, what made
you choose that?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Actually?

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Right on Comedy picked that one for me. It was
it's a difference. Is normally a music venue. Okay, So
when we got there, it was limited seated. So if
you like you can tell from the from the cloud nose,
it's only like maybe forty or fifty people in there.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
And when I got there, they want they wan't a
lot of seats.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
I was like, oh god, I've invited black people somewhere
and ain't got no where for the city at all.
You know how you be walking around and.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Hear from stage.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Because you know us, and you were like, they're gonna
complain about this.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
I'm like, oh, ship, this is gonna, this is gonna
this ain't this ain't this ain't starting off good. But
they got the situait and it turned out to be
real good man.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I mean I think for us the we did our
first ever live event, Uh, they ran out of chicken, yes,
before we even got to the stage, and I was like,
these black people are gonna be angry and we're gonna
have to make them laugh, Like we can't be half
assed in this show. We gotta be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I remember that. Yeah, because people were ordering chicken and stuff,
which is fine, but like Roder say, I think before
we even started to show, like halfway through the show,
they was like eighty six on chicken.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I was like, oh no, yeah, there's pressure right there.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I was like, we could have we could have. We
could have told you all the double the wings in
the flats.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Now yeah, and then that pressure right there, Like now
I'm competing against hunger.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Right right these is angry last angry laughs.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I've been in that situation before. I'm competing with food before,
and food always wins.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Always. Listen, man, I mean listen.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm a comedy fan, but like, will you order some
food during the County set and it comes? I mean, listen,
it's nothing is as funny as as that is delicious.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
M hm. They tell me I've been on stage and
I can see people as I'm talking.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
I'm I'm got my little microphone up over and I
see people just they laughing, and then Alsodden.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, go down.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah we uh we had. I'm like, oh man, we went.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
We had.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Uh I'm competing with and.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah we had the homie.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Sydney Castill came through Charlotte and yeah. I worked with
him on game theory. So he was like, you know,
come to the show man. I got you on the tickets.
I was like cool. Whatever he said us literally like
we might as well have been on the fucking State.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
We was like, yes, right, my dad loves Sydney. You know.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
He didn't even realize that was the same Sydney. He
was like, oh, you work with him.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I was like yeah, so my dad was, you know,
half the time in his life.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
But I ordered my food man, and it's like, even
though this is the homie, I'm like trying.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Like you know, it's like, I'm sorry, it's hilarious, but
burder gonna get cold if I just keep letting you cook.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm sorry you're getting these crumbs, but I mean you
on stayed so I'm sorry, but you know these jokes.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I'm sorry tomato flying in your faces.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm trying to chew chewing hah.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's not like I poured out the floss on them
or whatever. You know, I was respectful. It's just I
just had to do what I had to do.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Man.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
In the Yeah, comedy club is a is a different world. Man.
You you you going there and you do stuffing you
don't normally do you drink too much? You talk too loud?

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Like and know people who don't say a word, who
go into comedy clubs and answer questions out loud, that is,
react out loud, curse out loud like you quietest mouth
in the world.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
If you get in the comedy club and get you
to drink minimum in you and.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Now there's a lot of power. Man, there's a lot
of go to people's head right away now. Recording it
in and Riley, was it like important to you to
record it in the South because I know you up
in the DC area and I'm sure you could have
like done some stuff like up there because you know
they probably know you in the area now, but I

(14:06):
know you so Southern and it's your first special, like
it kind of felt right that it was done somewhere
in the South, But how did you feel about it?

Speaker 5 (14:15):
It was good about it and recognition being back in
the country because Raleigh is uh, it's a city, but
it's not It's not a huge not a huge you know,
it still feels like home. I guess it's the best
way to say it. When I got there, and so
the people were real welcoming. They sound like me, that
they talked like me. I spent a couple of days

(14:38):
in Raleigh before the special went on, and I spent
a couple of days afterwards, and I just had a
good time, man, and it was important for me to
be in the South. Could have did the other option
was Denver. Nothing against Denver, but it would have been
I would have had to explain some stuff before before
I got to it. I would have this wais South

(15:01):
before I got on stage or while I was on stage.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
De Yeah, I had that, yeah, And I think, you
know the way you show up, the accent is already
doing a lot of the lifting. It's like, Okay, this
brother is from that deep in the South of I love,
you know. I was in New York for a couple
like I guess almost a couple of years working on
game theory, and I don't have that strong of a

(15:28):
Southern accent, but I like that you tried to do
the New York accent.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
He's like, hey, son, go check this, check this.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
I'm the worst person in the world.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
You I don't know if you hear my my my
North accent, or even worse, my Jamaican accent. Jamaica's catch
up to me. It's gonna be af It's gonna be
a scuffle.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's just funny, man, because like Karen has a strong
Southern accent as well, and did uh you know when
we do certain articles or whatever, you're picking on certain people,
Karen will try to break into her even more Southern accent.
That is like the racist redneck person. I'm like, the
people don't know. They can't even tell the differences.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think all racist white people sound the same no
matter where they are in the country, in the world.
They just automatically turned southing, put out a Confederate suit
and have a flag in my brain. I can't explain it.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Racist racists and parents fans, You're like, you know what
you sound.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Like exactly exactly I'm rooting. Yeah, let me guess you
eat at Denny's.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
You motherfucking like the Denny's in Spain, because you yes,
they must got them there.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
You live in and they send downtown.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Also in a special man like you opening up, you're
talking about you know, your your trans kid, you're talking
about divorced, like personal ship too, Like it's not just
all like you know, like, hey man, I'm from South
this my accent, Like is that something you've been doing
on stage for a while? Is it materials still working
through like.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Over the last year or so? Okay, over the last
year or so, because.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
You know, other comments that told me, you know, like
it's it's important to tell your story.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
For one, that sets you apart. For two, it just
it makes them more authentic.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
And it's easy to bring the comedy out of that
because you ain't got nothing.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
You got to really add them to it.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
You gotta add no surprises, just add how you feel
about how your life is going on, and talking about
the divorce. It was just a big part. It wasn't
something you can ignore. It was a big part of
my life and for a long time while I was
on stage that did a lot of about being married,

(18:15):
and so was like, if this big, big thing is
happening in my life, I got to address it, and I.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Just wanted to be funny and truthful about it.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
It's funny though, because like I'm trying to that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I never thought about this before from the convenience point
of view, but like to have your material and then
have something happen in your life, it's like two deaths.
It's like the death or whatever's happened in your life.
But it's also like, shit, I gotta burn all this,
all this shit I was doing. I gotta come up
with you.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Not balid anymore.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I'm gonna be up here doing jokes motherfuckers in the audience,
Like that's not true.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
That's what I saw him at Whole Foods by himself.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I don't know why he told that lie he had
a single home grim there's no family, no family.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
It's true though, it is. It's definitely like dealing with
a definite family. Uh.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
And two times, like you said, Rob, because it's a
big changing like man like that becomes a big part
of your identity.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Like you start to think like that. They say that's
your better half, and it really no better half. This,
this is half of you.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
And now that now that things that work out is
going and I got lucky in the sense that it
won't a bad break, It won't no big fight and
no big scandal.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
It just wasn't.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
It just wasn't working out for us anymore. But it's
still you still have to deal with the hurt part
of it. And see how you're gonna how you're gonna
deal with it. You're gonna be a man about it,
quote unquote, or you're gonna you're gonna crash out about it.
And I couldn't crash out because we got so many kids.
It's like they you know, they ain't sign up for

(20:01):
me clashing out about losing the mama.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
I still got to gild up and be a man,
to be daddy and being all that stuff too.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
So right, and as as far as the comedy goes,
I'm like, i gotta talk about it because it's gonna
come up.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
But I'm not gonna.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Uh use my my old lady as a punchy bag,
so I can get no dopes off on her either.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Right.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, it's a fine line.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Man.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's also interesting when like you know your public figure
or this is part of your brand. I saw Amy
Schumer got divorced or she's announcing her divorce of her husband,
and she they put out a statement and said it's
a cohesive split.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
What does that mean? I was like, oh, ship, the
new motherfucking conscience an't coupling none.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Dropped me upgraded the firm work.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Cohesive split? So split, that's cohesive if you look up
the dictionary.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Don't looked up the dictionary definition because it definitely means
to together, to move as one, to stick.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
So I don't know that that but it but.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
It sounds right.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
It's it's like we were splitting, but it's not. It's
not no beef. I think it's what they're trying to say, right,
that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
That's a that's a slick as terminough.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I like that came up with that, right, Like it's
a cohesive split. Okay, okay?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Because that also the thing is when you say something
like that, it makes the person hearing it feel like
they stupid to ask you what do that really mean?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
So they just be like, okay, So it's one of
those those one of them cohesive split.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I guess y'all must be getting on. I guess it
ain't gonna be ugly. That's for most people assume.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, I like that. I'm like to put that on,
put that on the T shirt. Yeah, branded that because
it's a good lit right now.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
And then when you talked about the crash out man
made me think about that coach from Michigan man because.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Hey, his name is close to mine, bro, Charon.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Sir, Like I can see it.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
It's like my friend.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Comedian Jail Covan when the dude killed George, uh, George Floyd,
his last name was Chovin, and I was like, oh, damn,
that's unfortunate. That's unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
You might want to make sure you get that spelling
right every time.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Uh you do a special time every time in a
different font or something.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, pronounced that ship extra
a non killer fund be like this funt means I
am a non killer, non molested, non rapist.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Funts Yeah, Jesus.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Rings or something that.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yeah that.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
But yeah, that coach, Like we were talking about this.
I was talking about this with someone and I was like,
you know what's crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
He is.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Scandals where coaches have affairs happened a lot it's the
crash out that's gonna he's never working again because he
crashed out like that.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
That would have said, like I could already hear.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
The redemption arc five years from now where he returns
if he hadn't a crashed out where It's like, listen,
he was the first black coach of Michigan. You know, hey, look,
plenty of other coaches have had affairs, and I mean,
what about this guy.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
He's even worse. Urban mind a chance, bru it's over
for this man.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
For him win again? Are you gonna do win again?
And they forgive it, like if he came back and
laved USC to a championship. They like, he overcame some.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Difficulties, that is, some personal matters. Personal matters.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
It no matter how fuck don't what you did is
if you win. They be like, he overcame a lot
of adversity.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
It's like, what was that adversity.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Let's not talk about like that adversity.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Outside coaching was his adversity. They crashed out and went
out bad, Like yeah, he went over. He showed out
at his house, then he went to the affair lady's house,
and he's gonna kill himself with a brother knife.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
That's the part that killed me, right, the butter knife.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's like, are you serious about this or not?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
You know how long you will take you to kill
yourself with a butter knife? Right?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I see why I took I see why she had right.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
You.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh, when you see this motherfucking ship, you're gonna I'm
gonna fuck you up forever like.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
It just not turned black and blue.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Give me some time, right, you regret this ship? Right?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
It's funny too because like.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
That picture of him at his uh I guess hearing
where they got him in the all white in the
padded room with that camera that do the weird leans thing.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
That make it.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Bro I said, Oh, he can't work again. He can't
because this picture right here. Imagine this nigga is your
new coach. In college game, they come to town and
everybody got them posters.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
In the background in the background while they talking about
what they talking about. They come back that team is
undefeated this year. While you're up in the top corner,
what while some students shaking in the back and you
know they're gonna go up and down with it too.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Damn, it's over.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
It's over.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
You can't coach like you got. You can forget about
Division one, Division two, right. He can't go nowhere with
a camera again.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
They can't do pop warning, they know no it.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
They gonna be like if he try to play Madden soon,
I'm gonna take the controller from his hand, like, nah,
you can't even do that.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
What you're doing he gonna volunteer. They're gonna be like, Nope, you.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Broke you know you broke breaking your parole conditions. If
you play this man, you can't call no plaze what
you're doing.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
You can't wear a headset, you can't work at McDonald's
in the drive through, like, stay away from everything coaching.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
You can't even.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, you don't eat spaghetti. Ohs, even you can eat spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
What y'all playing kids? Tic tac toe with daddy?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Can't let me know where y'all play jacks or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
It's another game, man, I've never seen It's crazy, because
I did see a couple of people do the like, man,
he's running it for black people when it comes to coaching,
And I was like, first of all, it's been racist
so long in coaching that it's impossible for one man
to have ruined it, it would just be going back
to what it was.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
But secondly, what he did is so crazy. It's not
a black thing.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's like, that's not like you know how black dudes. Dude, hey,
fucking try to kill their missions with a butter knife.
Like that's not that has nothing to do with being black, right.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
A coach had an affair with another woman, had a
motorcycle accident, lied about the motorcycle accident and the fire,
and everybody found out he was cheating. That nigga got
another job, multiple other jobs, so you can get a job.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
He literally crashed, but he didn't crash out.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
No, he didn't crash out. He crashed but not out.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
No, he rolled over in that ditch and he was like,
I need to stay called.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yes, the niggaet my line together. Honestly, now that you
put it that way, sarng he remained calm.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
That actually showed that he's a good coach, cause he really.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Did like it didn't work, but he orchestrated a lot
on the fly with a broke neck, like he was
in the dish, like don't panic, Bobby, you come on,
we've been here before. You can do a wiggle your
big toe all right, mistress, I need you to call
the police.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I need the police. Look, police, it is a second,
it is a fourth quarter. We got two minutes.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Lef right, come on, called the police. Asked to speak
to Robert. Robert knows me. He give him the numbers, five, one, seven.
He know what the deal is, you know, tell him
where we're at.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
We third down two inches. I know we can make it,
you know, give up a culture place.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
He coached her up, Yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
He thought a calm down breathe.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
He did in the crazy party. If it wasn't for
a good samaritan passing by who was trying to help,
he literally would have got away with it. Like the
person that sucked it up was just a random person
being like, man, I thought I saw Bobby Patrina on
side of the road with his mistress. That's oh, it
is him, damn Like that's all.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
If it wasn't for that random coincidence that was just
trying to help, we would just think he had got
in the wreck one time and never know about the mistress,
the police officer, none of this. That now that I
think about it, that is who I want coaching my team,
because I know he.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Won't crash out. He can tell he he can handle
the pressure. If he can handle the pressure of a mistress,
he can hand a pressure of a fourth down with
ten yards, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Straight down the middle.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
You can have no pressure from a family and rush
for the mic lie back and there's nothing to help, right,
that's light work. I broke my nigger one time with
my side chick on the back.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Right, That's what he'd be saying at halftime when they
down twenty this TV like we losing, we can't come back.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
He's like, I came back.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Okay, let me tell y'all the story.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, some of y'all weren't even alive at the time.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Pull up the video. Me in the neck brace. Look
at this ship. We're not even looking at game fel
We're looking at this ship because when we go out there,
that's how we're coming back.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Coach, you look defeated, like where you are now, come
on now, back from this coming for anything.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
From anything, anything. I know. He was looking at this
some good samaritan.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Like no, he was flagging him away.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
The police already, cat gone, get gone.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Not trying to be nice, right.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
That man had a broke neck waving people off like, no,
I trust me. I'm actually good.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
You got a broke neck and your motorcycles in the ditch.
I promise you, I'll just keep riding, just keep going.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
And the more he refused, the more people start showing up.
Y'all know how we do. Then we had them blankets
and ship.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
He needed later, you need to get some milk, you
know what. Put a spoon in them. Off.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
They were handing the mistress water and ship. You okay, ma'am,
Is everything all right? Gonna live alone? I'm like, sir,
you're so rude.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You know it's crazy too, is this?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
It was right, that's what he thought them don't feed
him with us being from the south to you know,
it was people being nice. It was people being nice,
but they knew there was They was like, oh you okay, baby, okay.
Then as soon as they get in the car.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Girl, I seen him with his mistress. Yes, it was
all was not his wife.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
That was not that man's wife.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Yeah, you know they said that soon as they got
in the car. Oh no, that's way too young to
be his old lady.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yes, they immediately went on went on the line, went online.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Let's just say I never seen her at the game.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
They went to the message boys. They were telling everybody.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
They went old school. They went back on line journal.
They was like, well today I saw the coach.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yes they did, but yeah, that crash out is real.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
And I think also like that is an easy like
punching bag, commitedy for people to go to you get
a divorce that I can make a couple of shots
in my ex wife there experienced the audience will be
like it's.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay because they don't have a voice, because they're not
a comedian, you know, you know what I'm saying, Like
they I felt like I felt.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Like there's a lot of places in the special where
you and I appreciate you don't take the easy way out,
like you go for the more degree of difficulty joke.
Even with the stuff such as like who who Who's
it better to get drunk with? Who's better go out with?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Men and women?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Like a lot of times I feel like dudes feed
into like the gender war of it. You know what
I'm saying, And it's.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
An easy it's an easy laugh.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
But I think it's is when you say when you
zing instead of zagt there. It feels like to me,
at least as a fan of stand up, it's like, oh, okay,
he trying to do something a little different.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yeah, honestly too, because I mean it's the truth. I mean,
watched special, But if you've been around, I mean, you know,
we're useless.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
We really have no help in it. No, you just
we're just in the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
You know, women, now that I think about it, women
do not have stories like I got drunk around my
girls and they drew ship on my face or they
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
They posted me online. I had when I had white friends.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I remember one time that I wasn't with them and
they so they showed me pictures of like a party
they had, and one of the pictures was, uh, this
dude butt ass naked, folded up and placed into the
sink and right.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
And I said, uh what why why is this picture here?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Because they were showing me all these other people like,
oh look at this, this is fun. I said, wait,
go back, why is what is that picture? And I
was like, oh, that coop got drunk.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I was like, and y'all didn't, and y'all put them
in the sink and took a picture of him and
drew on and shit, why ya ain't lay them in
the bed on the side, like like what kind of
shit is this? This nigga could have died.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
And I remember, I don't think I was with you,
but Roger was telling me this story about these these
white chicks at the bar and one of the girls
had pete on herself. They were drunk. So what they
did They went back, changed clothes, came back out and
talked and talked and talked, and then left her homegirls

(34:20):
had her back the whole time. They went yeah that
They was like, girl, we ain't gonnabarrass you, Like we're
gonna come back out, we're gonna talk five moments and
then we're gonna leave.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
And took listen.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I don't even know how that was an emergency they
could plan for, but like straight up, they had like
extra clothes and everything.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
They was like, it's okay, she peeed on herself.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
They wrapped the thing around her waists, They took her
to the to the bathroom, came back new clothes.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
I was like, God, damn, these motherfuckers are here. Move
like a military unit.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
They called us together on the stress and they was like,
we got this because if you on yourself, They been like,
how about get you came out? Yep, look at this
asshole and feet on themself. Yes, no, they definitely women
definitely better be friends.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah, it's gonna and it's gonna be a road session.
If you peel yourself and they never gonna let you
forget it, it's gonna be a story. They yeah, pink,
come on, and when you when you meet new people,
that's the story they gonna tell about you to the
new people. You're not even gonna get a chance to

(35:31):
make a.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
First impression and be like, oh you tell them about
the Pensy Pete story. You see Rob try Rob at
the ball trying to holler at cheek. Hey, go tell
her about the Tommy piste on himself. That's what dudes do.
That's the kind of ship we're into.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Man, who would have thought that you would go from
pison pink father? Right?

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Women don't even women don't don't do that to each other.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I feel like.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Would a woman you wouldn't even find out. It's like
you be married for ten years and be like, oh
my god, I remember what she peeted on herself in
nineteen ninety five. We never thought she would get a husband.
But look at y'all now, seven grand babies like you
like happy?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
You know I didn't never hear this story. You ain't
happy to brid a shower. You wouldn't now.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
It's all kind of shit happened at the bottle shower.
You don't know about it, don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, it's not your it's not your business.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Women are faults when it comes to secret women. Everybody
say that men they women are gospelers and they tell something. No,
women are faults, and it's a time delayed safe with
two fingerprints. You got to have both girls at the
same time agreed to tell this secret at the same time.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I'm not the only way you gonna know. They would
go to their grave.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
With that secret.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Yes, go to their grave. They look at each other
and it happened.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
They were like, no, wall, I never gonna speak about
this bullshit. To get everything out your system right now,
crist Screen, whatever you're gonna do, because because once we
need this room, never again.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Once we leave, once we leave destin Florida, we never
talking about this coming back to Florida again.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Oh man, do you so in d C.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I know you talked about driving over and all this
stuff too, but like you're still doing like getting up
or getting up off the door stand up too.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
I'm still getting up and doing stand up. I got
clubs here that I consider home clubs, like the DC
empriv has been real good to me, Room eight oh
eight with Martin Amena has been real.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Good to me. And then hot Bed with uh Sean
has been real.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Good to me too. So I get up up. I
get up pretty pretty regularly in the city to have fun.
And DC is a good comedy city.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Man.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
A lot of people don't realize how big the comedy
scene is in DC. But even like from a comics perspective,
you can come here and get up probably Tuesday through
Sunday night, you can. You can find somewhere to get
up on State.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Okay, Yeah, that's good. That's good.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
And from the and from the and from the fans perspective,
there's always uh you can just go from mainstream to
our deck, to cringe to urban.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
To whatever your whatever your flavor is, you can get
it here in d C. And it's it's just it's nice.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
It's a nice place to do comedy and you're in
between New York and Atlanta and you got access the
airport is to get to l A.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
So's it's a nice it's a nice set up for
a comedian. Man.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, man, So it's interest because you don't hear as
much about DC as a comedy scene, but everything you
just mentioned this stuff where I'm like, man, that sounds
pretty pretty dope, especially depending on because like the living
couse of like New York and l A is so crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, like when.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Comedians making it and know, when comedians making in New York,
it'd be like seven of them living in the apartment.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hate
on nobody who moved to New York for the ass
because the gate keeople still living in New York.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
But like you said, you will, you will be seven
deep in the apartment because you what you know, like
like going back to about to pay it ain't it
ain't fair for a long time, so it ain't right.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
It's expensive, you know, you know, rod to train from
a different suburb suburb to get out there in the
first place.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
I think what's crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
One of the craziest things about I mean, like I said,
it's funny because the Diddy doc is so ridiculous, but
it's like the amount of like just shit he did,
but because this almost has nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
This is like the least of the ship he did
not paying people.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
But it was like, damn, that's crazy that music figured
a way out to pay artists before comedy did. Like
now like that doesn't happen any Like we don't read
anymore about like damn so and so song with so
and so, they ain't they still ain't got paid, like
in twenty twenty five, that happened.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I'm like, did you not fill out the form? What happened?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
But that used to just be music back in the day.
It's like yeah, right, like if you forgot to hit
the direct deposit check mark or what why you didn't
get paid? But but comedy is still very much like motherfuckers,
if you got fifty dollars for a spot in ninety six,
they are places that still want to pay you fifty
dollars in twenty twenty five, Like inflation didn't.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Happen, right, and you like nigga, I don't even have
a green rule. You got me back here changing with
the same reached your fried fishing and coming out on stage.
Yet you wanna pay me fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
It's crazy, man.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
No, No, the plate the Jakie places will still try
to get over you and offer you two thousand and
two money in twenty twenty five until you you know,
exposure is king and he's like, man, just like to
be paid paid fairly, all right, it's still fair.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, Comedians need a.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Union, man, I've been saying that for very long.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
They got to unionize.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Jail Covin always talks about that, like, yeah, as an
actor's union.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
As a.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
M it's such a it's such a solo and lonely
uh art form though, man, because we could we create
for the most part of our own, perform for the
most part of our own, and we travel on our
own unless you unless you're a headliner and you got
to open an act that travel with.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Your loan most of the time.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Man.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
So if we do come up with a union, we're
gonna have to get used to just talking to people
for three years, just us having learned how to have
a conversation with another human.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, Yeah, y'all gonna have to pay lawyers and like
professional people because y'all were coming with the jokes and
they'd be like, nah, don't.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Here's the thing, you know, Like I was in I
was in the I'm in the writers Guild. That's a union.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
And the thing is like when it's time for business,
nobody's more serious than like that, Like all the jokes
is gone, like when they be sending out them a
little like the other day, Netflix was like we might
buy HBO Max. Before I could sit down, it was
already drafted like an email in my inbox, like this

(42:30):
is why this ship is now. Okay, okay, don't be
going out here talk about this. Okay, this is fucked up,
and we're gonna go into we investigating this. We're gonna
find out everything. I'm like, boy, these motherfuckers do not play.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It was like, this is what your money going towards
to protect you comedians need that.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Somebody heard a whisper for that room and a lady
started typing like, oh no, this ain't this.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah god, this Like most of my emails from them
is like this is what like uh so and so
I ain't paying people, so we not fucking with them. No, mo,
don't write nothing for them to will let y'all know
when it's okay to fuck with them again.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
But until y'all hear from us, they know it.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
And I was like, yo, like, I can imagine how
much better it would be for stand ups if they
could do it. I think the biggest problem for stand
ups and like you said, it's a solo thing, but
it's also the competitive nature of it.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
So you're relying on people to have a.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Certain level of integrity over you know, over profit, and
that's hard on an individual level when you don't have
rules because like every that's that's how you end up
doing that spot for twenty five dollars because seven other
motherfuckers is like, I do it for free. I suck
your dick to do the spot. It's like, well now
I gotta now, I gotta do it for twenty five

(43:44):
dollars because fuck man, nobody's gonna stand up.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
But y'all know this ain't right, right.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I think that it's and changes as you move up
in different and I guess you can call them tears.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
You at the city level, where you're trying to be
the funniest in the city, that's when that when it's
most competitive, and that's when people undercut each other and
don't come together for better pay and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
But once you get to the road, that's the next.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Level up is where you're traveling the road pretty regular
out of the year, and that's when the like you said,
between the writers.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Y'all would have like word of of Comedies, Yeah, and
say with Phoenix, don't pay like he's supposed to. So
I wouldn't with them if I were you.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Okay, Yeah, that's that's how it's gotta be. Man, I
think that would change the game because, uh, the other
thing is like, and that's what I took from that
doc was, Man, when the whole game is like that,
it just leads room for people to be exploited and
they don't even really know how fucked up what they're
going through is.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
They're just looking at the industry like, ain't this just
how it is? Like, No, it's not supposed to be
drugging you.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
That was like, like we was not getting paid. That
is correct that we are all mad we didn't get paid.
Not all of us got drugs, not all of us
got beaten the staff. That's that that part was too much.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Right, And when you talk to people your part, yes, yes,
And when you talk to people like you said in
the comedy industry or the music industry or acting sometimes
where they don't have a lot of rules regulations, as
somebody just worked most of their lives in corporate America.
I'm like, oh, y'all, ain't they're looking at me like
what I was like, Oh, somebody somebody should have find

(45:30):
a complaint. That was like, we don't have any of
them departments. I'm like, oh, that's how the abuse starts
because there's no accountability.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
The abuse stars. There's no oversight, right, no committee watching it,
watching you. Because I tell my son all the time, like,
the reason we have all these safety rules because somebody died, Yes, complain.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Somebody dies.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Even even the certain protections that we have in the
entertainment business now because somebody complained and too many people
were were just getting messed over and eventually they had
to That's what That's what the actors.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Guilt and the Writers Guild came from. The man we're
getting over here, right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
It's like when you open up a shoe box and
they got that little piece of thing in there and
be like, don't eat this.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Somebody.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I'm like, yeah, somebody somebody died, Yeah, jail and was
like right, oh, it came with a snack like no, right, right.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
That is a rule that we don't you can't eat that.
Put that on there.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
That's why they tell you. Yes, that's why they do
you the washing machine. Do not put your children in here?
Whow because somebody tumbled their child to death.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
In the bitch right?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Absolutely absolutely, they're like we on child number thirteen this year, right,
something about that.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Particularly once that started front loaded, it was all over there.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
It was like listen, my child was thirty. It was this,
or make them take a bath, and it's hard to
get them in the bath.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I put them in the front load.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, I put them in the front load.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I didn't know. How was I supposed to know? Nothing
was written on the thing to say not to do that.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I don't know, sir.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
So Also like being in in DC in that area,
like are you are you?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Do you ever try to get into like the acting
part of it, like or is it just you just
a straight up I prefer to just do stand up.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
I'm acting earlier in my career, like I did the
BT hell date and stuff like that. So I was
one of those the pranksters on that show. I want
to get into acting a little bit because I like, no,
I can't. I can't hit the roll for the next
twenty years. Like I'm already forty five. I don't want

(47:56):
to be sixty five or seven day right doing you know,
four to eight weeks on the on. No, that's not
going I want to get lot still, right, Yeah, so
that I would like to get an age and if
I could't it, but it's another it's another one of
those things like, uh, somebody gonna have to come and.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Get me because I have no idea how to get
into it.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, dude, that it's somebody got to know, somebody, got
to know somebody type of thing.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Well, it's just it's interesting because, like you know, with
us being independent podcasters for like I mean at this
point fifteen sixteen years. But it's kind of interesting because
there isn't a blueprint, like especially when you're independent, like
you just kind of like out here working hard and

(48:41):
trying to make things work for you, make ends meet
for you. But they're like, uh, you'll find out through
other means, like oh, you need to have a person
Like when it's like oh, yeah, this so and so
is up for this award. I'm like, oh okay, cool.
So like they just look around the industry and nominate
people like no agents obmits them, and then they pay

(49:02):
a fee and then if if you, if you, if
you're in there like that, they'll waive the fee. And
then it's like, oh, ship, there's a whole other thing
that was happening other Like what.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Oh so that's how yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Yeah, that's why. That's how I find out about that.
Uh what's that list? The on the thirty Yes, I
didn't know. I thought they was picking them randomly. No, man,
they were they were selected pre selected.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
You know what else is like that a is a
sexiest man of the years like that.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Like they'd be like, I, this is gonna sound weird.
I have to agree with the sexiest man alive in
the last eight years.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Right, they're on a bad street, like like not even
somebody I can be like, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Undertand right, and then I ain't seen right.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
And what I learned is that it's always somebody that
got some to promote at the time. So it's like,
oh uh, another season of that reality singing show with
Blake Shelton as a judge is coming back. So now
Blake Sheldon the sexiest man of the Year, because that's
that show needs promotion.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
This year it was the dude from Wicked. Uh Wicked
for good?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah, and like they was like, oh, it's the first
gay person to ever be the sexiest man a year.
I was like, okay, cool for him.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
What made him pick him? And then I was like, oh,
Wicked is coming out next month. I was like, oh, so, y'all,
just y'all, just it's synergy.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Yes, absolutely, Because I'm sitting thinking, Tobe said, I ain't
seen no dudes repost him all year, you know, so
he went, I ain't seen no first, no first pictures
were posted about him all year from the guys and
this yet.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
John John Legend was the one that broke it for me.
I was like, come on, I'm not and I like
John leg John Legend a good person. It's just yeah,
John Legends amazing dude. I've just never organically been in
a conversation with his. Sexyist was brought up, and I
and I and I and the reason I don't like

(51:11):
it is not because I don't like John Legend. I
don't like it because I do like John Legend. So
that means he got to spend a whole calendar year
of people being like.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I don't think he's that sexy.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
That's what the conversation for that man for the rest
of his Every time that's brought up, it's gonna be
how he shouldn't have been on it, as opposed to like, oh,
he's so sexy.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Right, No, you got to defend itself for the rest
of his life.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Right, He's like, I am sexy and I like him too,
and so.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Saying awkward ship. No he got, he got, he got
like he got a small compact sexy bill.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Right, you sound like somebody trying to try to describe
an average quarterback of point guard in college. They be like,
then they go to fundamentals. You know, he got good fundamentals,
good bone structure.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
He's very symmetric, very symmetrical.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
You know the other thing is I think symmetrical. I
think feminism is sexy. He's a good feminist that you Okay,
that's another good one. But it is funny though, because like, uh,
it becomes a roaster of the guy, and I feel
like that's never really fair, and I just feel like
one year it should just be like a regular nigga,

(52:33):
just somebody that just got a job somewhere that everyone
in their community is like that, that man that work
at the post office.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
That's a fine motherfucking just one time.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
They only got to do it one time, and then
it makes every other time valid because it's like they
must have found the sexiest person they willing to go
to fucking pool Keepsie find that wear the shorts. Everybody
know the guy with the shorts. And when we saw
the couple, we all.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Was like, yeah, that's that's fair. He's the sexiest man.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time he walked by and they
they say, what can brown do for you?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
That dude? You know what we need. We need to
get on the Ring Camera Network. Yes, the next door.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Oh yes they do. It's thirsty on the ring app
out there.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Husband don't even know. Wife is rewinding.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Who saved this video from Come on from March? Why
are we saving this video from March? It's just a
regular delivery. Don't worry. Don't you delete that video like
you deleted.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I kill you.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
That's one of the secrets that me and my girls
gonna take to the grade.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah it was. It was a singing straight out of
the romance. No, he's talking to white.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Sweating.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
He had to take his shirt off for a second
and ring it out.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yes he did.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
He was carrying a box on the shoulder like this.
He wasn't even carrying it like a normal box. He
had it up here so you can see.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
The bossyp.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
And for some reason, for two weeks straight, she kept
ordering from like this wood place, and every time they
turn around, the shit got heavier and heavier, right, ma'am
when you stopped. The last sculpture was three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Please safe, that's saved. We got no girl tumblers in there.
Don't worry about that.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I gotta keep her safe.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Man.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Oh how old are the kids now?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Man?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Because I know you talked about them in the special too.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Oh man, they're they've grown up now, got twenty four, sixteen, fourteen, ten.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
And seven, so normal babies.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
The youngest is seven now.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Oh man, you know what that means.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
When you was on our shoulder first time, you're young.
This wasn't even born yet. Yeah, damn, oh thiss fuck.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
When I was in the show, I had two toddlers
and and my eldest I was about to be a teenager. Yeah,
I had two of that didn't even exist.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Man, that's crazy and man, raising them in DC in
this world right now, Bro, I know that's got to
be a crazy feeling because we don't have kids, and
that's like the only solace is.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Like, well, it's just us.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
We just got to take care of ourselves. But I'm
trying to like take care of the babies in this
crazy ass world.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
I know, it's got to be intense experience.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
It's a lot of sit down and talking. Man, It's
a lot of sit down and talking. Like, all right,
it's some stuff going on around y'all. Y'all need to
be certain stuff y'all need to be aware of, and
certain stuff we can handle for you until you get grown.
But like, yeah, there was a little bit more dangerous
than it was three years ago, a little bit more
stupid than the war three years ago, and a little

(55:57):
bit more hateful than the word three years ago. I
really like for my eldest, uh, this queer non binary, Like,
I really was worried about the change in the atmosphere
for this country because it got it still is real
hateful and it's not real tolerant at all. So I'm like, man,

(56:19):
I'm I gonna have to, you know, fly to where
they at that they were going to school outside of
the state, you know, Almota say, well, but going to
school outside of the state them like do they need
to come home? So I can protect them? But but
at the same time, I got to let them live.
Let them live their life. And it's just a mess.

(56:41):
When people say that they don't want to bring kids
into this world, it's I understand, I really do, because
it's it's a mess.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Dog. Yeah, And it's a mess, and.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
It's like, uh, the people in charge end up the
stuff trickles down from them, right, so like subconscious consciously,
but I think right now people feel empowered to be
their worst selves. Yes, And it's so weird that, Yeah,
it's weird that humans are that way, because like three

(57:12):
years ago, there's people that's like, yeah, I wouldn't really
say anything to a trans person, I wouldn't really say
anything to an immigrant.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
But then you let Trump be in charge.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Off of a sudden, they're like, oh, I can't wait
to say some fuck up some fun ship to somebody.
And so you got to walk around with that energy
of knowing that that can happen to you, and it's
it's draining.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
They make it it all man, you make it alfable
behavior when you see the going like that, because it's
the same way and even when it was said it
was good, like when when Obama was an office, we
have people imitating him. They was wearing everywhere, trying to
talk and it's like they were imitating his speech pattern
and stuff like that. So yeah, when you have an idiot,

(57:55):
when Chito is in charge of the country, right, people
gonnait him to the worst of his abilities.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Yeah, it is funny because like, yeah, I you never
know what's real with people.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
But that's why I always am like I'd rather have
more tolerant people in charge because even if these other
motherfuckers are faking being tolerant because they just don't want
to stand out cool, I'd rather y'all fake it than
be the real biggot person you are whatever, because like this,
because it's crazy because I remember in two thy twelve

(58:29):
when they were like, yeah, we're gonna pass the Marriage
Equality Act all of a sudden, it really wasn't a
big fucking deal. Like I don't know how to like
you had to be alive for it. So you know,
if you're too young to remember, I get it. But
for those who were alive, it was the biggest deal.
It's like, Yo, they can't get married. Okay, you can
have marriage certificates, but you can't get married.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
That's crazy married people, gay people being married. And then
it's like the rules flipped in you could get married.
And then I was like, oh, yeah, this is Bob,
this is husband Jim, and it's like, oh no, so y'all,
y'all can handle this the whole time, Yes they could.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Yeah, because I remember when when it happened to I
think the biggest thing that was tearing this country apart
at the time was people were sick of saying that
Patriots win Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Yes, get married, Yes you can get married immediately.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
What we're gonna do to break up?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
But Bill Belichick and Tom Brady that's the marriage I'm
sick of.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Oh man, I do miss hating the Patriots. Man, it's
not the same so much, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I mean, because they had kicked everybody's ass like it, like,
no matter what region of the country you was in,
you was like, but we all agree to hate these motherfuckers.
They're not even from a real place, New England not
a real that's not a.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
State you're from. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
That's like if they called uh, if it was the
d m V commanders or whatever, it's like, that's that's
not a place.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I know. That is not a place.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
That's not a place.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
The Kansas City Chiefs tried to step in and be hated,
but it wasn't the same, Like it didn't feel as good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Is it now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
You talked about getting back trying to get out into
the day pool.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
You said, I got paid it is it? Is it
harder to date now than it was back in the day,
or is it? What do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Let's see. I think I think it's I think it's easier.
I think it's easier in the sense that people are more.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Available, like if you follow like mostly the way that
you meet people a lot of people, a lot more
people meet on social media or on apps, and so
you have a lot more information up front than you
used to have.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Because you shouldn't even find out somebody Zodiac signed to
y'all had already had a baby, or to.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Mark Scorio, we already got two kids. I should probably
know this, But it's a little bit harder too, because
when you're trying to prom somebody organically not I wouldn't
even say organically, I would just say a person feel weird.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Because people make it feel weird, like what are you doing? Yes,
because everybody's kind of afraid and frightened of each other.
I think COVID calls a lot of people to kind
of go in and for some people they like, I
don't know, type of thing, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
In a way, it kind of reflects how people feel
about parenting now, where everyone's much more careful about like
their kids. It's like kids is almost attached it to him,
like I'm gonna walk.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Up the street to the park. Whoa, whoa, what the
walk up the street to the park by yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Like, but we're also right, but we're also technically safer
than we've ever been, Like, yes we are, Like me
walking to the park in the eighties was actually more
dangerous than your kid walking to the park at twenty
twenty five. But it feels more dangerous in twenty twenty
five because you know all the shit that happens everywhere
all the fucking time. Last night I was I think

(01:02:19):
I was going to bed, and I looked on my
phone and it was like, it's a shooting at a university.
I was like, oh shit, this is a now the universities,
like brown Universe is not here is but I know
about that. Before this, I wouldn't have known about it,
like it would have been like back in the day.
I would have to wait for the news to cover it.
It was a Saturday night, I probably wouldn't have heard

(01:02:40):
about it till Monday morning, and I would have been
out living my life care free, going to all the
parties on the weekend, thinking I was just in fucking invincible.
And now I feel the obviously, And I bet dating's
like that too, like without a true crime shit and
the fucking nightmare stories the screenshots, like I bet you
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
It's like, oh man, I'd rather have a bear in
this club, leave me alone.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
But at the same time, men, if you, if you
ask women like what their problems is with they men
have drawn feero since the COVID, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I can see that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
They have forgotten how to talk to women all all together.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Man Like compliments on a date on the simplest ship,
like like I was scared to give you my number,
like why, like what I thought you might show me
your dick, like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Because number two right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
And then also these dudes are listening to like Man
the Spirit, like Woman Hate Ship, and so you never
really know which of these dudes is that because all
my friends that are women that day they inevitably have
at least one or two stories of Like I thought
he was normal, and then he said what you think
about Kevin Samuels, And I realized that date was over,

(01:04:04):
and I texted my friends my location and said please
come get me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Like that's so. Yeah, it could be scary both ways.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Immediately immediately think it's funny how that red pill shit
is spilled over to our community. Like, but at the
same time, I guess I guess we had we always
had some version of it, just to call it all
red pill stuff, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
All this, you know, yeah, it's I think it's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
What's weird to me about it coming into our community
is that the places that it really started blowing up
was also racist.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
At first. Yes, I'm like, how the fuck y'all?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Like they'd be like, oh, you ain't listening to so
and so, And I'm like, ain't that the dude that said,
uh uh, I don't know, like, uh, Barack Obama was
a monkey or some shit, and then it's like, yeah,
but he also had said when men need to just
let us have sex with them and stop making us
be nice about it. I'm like, yeah, I feel like

(01:05:06):
both those should cancel each other out. You shouldn't be
you should know not to listen to that him.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
But you're right though, some of the same people who
are stilling that hate before, before this the Griff itself
got popular and got profitable, they were like, you know,
they were the same people doing the birth the birth
certificate ship. Yeah, we're doing the Michelle Obama is a man,
Like they switched it over.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
They like the new Griff is is hating women. So
they're like they already hated women. They're like, no, I
need to speak on this so I can make some
money on them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Update in that firm where a dog.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
It's wild too, because like, just like everything else has
now become oversaturated. So now it's like, now everybody get
a podcast Mike and just start talking that same ship.
And it's like it's starting to No, they're not blowing
up up from it anymore. Because a couple of years ago,
I remember like that fresh and fit dudes who look

(01:06:07):
like losers. You know what I'm saying, Like, no, no offense,
but they look I mean, I guess there's no way
to not be offended, but they look like losers, Like
they're not guys that if they walked into an area, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Like, what do they have going on that? I don't
you like? All these these nerds.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Get behind the mic and then they get to talk
like they somebody, but we all know that they not.
But I feel like nobody is blown up from that
grift in like two or three years.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
No, not.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Because a lot of like you said, it's saturated and
a lot of them just ain't talented. It was a
lot of people who were talented who use the grift
to make money just because they had low mods or
a bad judgment or like that. But then now you
got people hating their heart and no talent in their mouth,

(01:06:54):
trying to talk into a microphone and they're talking over
each other the whole show and off.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Yeah, and it takes don't even be like grounded and
nothing real because like at the beginning, you had to
ground it in something real so that people will argue
about it, you know, it's like, oh, man, I don't
like when, uh, how come women want us to pay
for the date?

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
But then sometimes they show up late or whatever dumb shit,
and you're like, I guess people do show up late
to dates. That's the thing to happen. And then now
it's like I hate when a woman, uh pull out
a DNA test and be like the baby is yours
and I just met her. I'm like, that didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
That are you?

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
How could you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
How could anyone be upset by a thing that is impossible?
Like they lost something on that man? Yeah, like we
we've lost a lot since the days I blame the
first ever meme of the on Facebook that was like
a picture of a woman scantily clad bending over a

(01:07:59):
refrigerator and they be like, uh, it's three.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
In the morning, your girls sleep and this woman in
your fridge. What you're gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I was like, you didn't know it, but you unleashed
something that day because you you created this fake AI twit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Speed that ship gets on my nerves.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
This hypothetical that never happened.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Right, And I feel bad a lot of times, but
I do understand. I feel bad for the men out
there it was that are like I'm not in these
ain't ship niggas, but there's so many of these ain't
ship niggas that it makes me feel in such a
small you know, I mean percentage, you know, I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
You gotta you gotta prove yourself kind of like you gotta.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
It's guilty to it's not even it's not even enough
to just prove yourself fighting against.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Right, Yeah you do, you douse, Yeah, because because it's real.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
You gotta jump in every time somebody get into it
with a woman, but you should be able to speak
up when it's when it's time, right, hey man, that's
what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Yeah, it's so it's so wild too, because like that
to me is a normal thing to be. Like somebody
say something crazy, you be like, nigga, that's crazy. Like
it's like it ain't like it's like you know, like
I used to play.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Basketball a lot and you just be playing ball with
you know, random motherfuckers, some motherfuckers you do know whatever,
But like you talk on the sideline between games somehow
somebody say something crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Just be like that's crazy, Like you really think that
for real? That's that's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Hey, Hey, justin listen to listen nigga like that, and
then kind of through the roasting, they'd either shut the
fuck up or they'd be like I should that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Is the wrong thing to think.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Yes, And that wasn't And it wasn't like for anybody.
It's not like women was watching us and there's like
look at these brothers, kp it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
It was like, no, if you're.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Gonna be around me as a as a dude, I
don't need you to be fucking an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Yeah, I only needed to be dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
Yeah, well I'm not that popular at the ball shop
because I I can't sit in the chair and not
say something with something stupid heaven right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Yeah, that's the facts.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
That's like, honestly, I I know I would probably be
a more easier person to hang around, but I probably
got some type of hyper vigilance or some shit in
me that it won't let me shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
All the time like I sometimes I do it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
If it's like somebody that's so ignorant, I'm like, it's
nothing nobody can say to this nigga. But man, like
there's been so many times in my heart I start
feeling it bubble up I'm like, I'm about to be
that guy the fucking thing, and it's gonna fucking suck
for a while. But uh, hey, man, so you know what, like, yeah,
we used to play ball with this kid. Yes, kill

(01:10:50):
I would kill the vibe. I used play ball with
this kid, Nay Dre and uh he was in college
and he was like and he's like a good kid,
like like like one of these kids were you Like
if they try to tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Something like, man, this is how I be doing women,
You're like, no, you don't. I know you don't. You're
not even like that, Like you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Should be happy to have a girl that would hold
your hand and y'all could go places together. That's okay,
that's a good goal for you. You're not whatever is
trying to convince that you are. But we had like
a whole conversation with him on the sideline one time,
and it was like it killed the vibe. Like it
was it wasn't fun for the rest of the day.
But like a couple of weeks later we saw him again.

(01:11:33):
He was like, man, I appreciate what y'all said to me. Man,
because y'all right, I was tripping or whatever. I was
like well, I guess it was worth it to kill
the vibe that time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
But man, it's so many times where it's just not.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
You learned something.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Yeah, it's crazy, man.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Now don't say that stupid shit anymore ever again, right,
I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
To help you, because if I wasn't here and you
said that stupid shit, it's other people that are not
like me. They won't say nothing back to you, but
they will be thinking this dumb motherfucker right here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Now I'm not. I'm not hanging with you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Change the perception of you forever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Yes, exactly. Man, about the special man, tell the people
where to go to get it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
How to support.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
You can catch it on a bunch of different streaming platforms.
You can catch it on Amazon Prime. You catch it
on Google Play, Apple TV, Vimeo and the YouTube television.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Uh, part of the the app.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
And it's gonna it's gonna keep it like, it's gonna
keep going to different streaming platforms as as they released
it more too. Okay, you can catch it for rented
purchase right now. I appreciate y'all having me on and
watching the show. Of course, it's me for all these years. Man,
it's it's you know, it's been a wonder.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
To watch all y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Yeah, everything y'all do, y'all do for the community is
podcastle and just influences. So I appreciate y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Man, Nah, man, same bro, it's uh, don't be a stranger.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
It's been two losses you've been on and he well,
he asked me to come on. He was like, man,
you know, if it's all right with you, I was like, nigga,
of course, what the fuck? Like and you know what,
y'all like, it's never been closed.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Your name comes up. We talk about you periodically. I've
been like, where has he been? I missed him?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Like like like like so just know, I was just
gonna say one of the worst things about the Man
of Spirit and how horrible podcasting and shit got. I
feel like it killed The Bad Advice Show because that
was a podcast I used to listen to that. Saron
was all and they think was like, we're giving bad advice,
and I was like, yeah, it's funny because it's bad advice.

(01:13:47):
It's kind of good advice, but kind of bad advice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
But then like, motherfucker's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Actually genuinely was out here, like actually here's some bad advice,
and I mean it. I'm like, well, now, nobody's gonna know,
y'all joking true exactly. Well, make sure y'all go out
get the Son of Sumter. We watched it, we rented
it from YouTube, So make sure y'all go go support man,
go listen.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
It's funny as ship twenty three years in the making.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
It's very honest and raw too, like I said, and
it's got that Sarong cadence to it, man, like it's
been it's been a while since I've got to see
you do like stand up, you know, because I'll see
like clips and stuff online. But it's got that Saron
cadence where it's like it hits you all at once,
like I'm here, boom boom. It's Sarong got the country voice,
I got the energy, and then it just kind of

(01:14:36):
hits the groove and you start riding it through.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
So I appreciate you being here, Appreciate the special and
soon come back, yeah, come back soon, just to kick
it so we could talk about uh the country ship
like Cracker Barrel and uh Denny's.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Denny got some new shoes out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Denny's got some new shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Denni's got I saw Denny's. Denny's trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Can we covered it? I'm sorry, okay, all.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Right, all right, this is the only story we're gonna come.
All right, I'll do it real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
So Denny's drop some shoes they try and see if
we're gonna rock them. It's for National Maple Syrup Day.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Uh, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Like you for real.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
They called sticky kicks and the shoes I think it
is and butter on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
The most ingregious part of this, nigga kicks.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
The most egregious part of this is that we all
know Denny's don't funk with niggas, So like, who is
who are these shoes for?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Who? If I catch you with the pancakes, cup of.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
The problems, ain't it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
I'm gonna climb you shoe if I can't do that,
because absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
It's so funny, man, because like they clearly are the
kind of shoes that's aimed at black people. Yes, it
is right, but like, I don't know black people that
funk with Dennies.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Man. In fact, we sue them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yeah, multiple times, they've been sued by black people for
discrimination dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
That not the pancakes have of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
It's egregious. The serf in the inside is just.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Don't give it to you with the side of hash browns.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
You're here, Dennis?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
You know the other other shoes when you open and
they got that little thing you can't eat, they gonna
actually have some hash some stuff for you to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Breakfast is included in the cost.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Of some eggs in here.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
On the inside. Keep shooting the right shace.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Your shoe can fall down to a plate.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Yeah, they squeeze the tong.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Oh man, that's been Saron Russell Man. Make sure y'alls
check them out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Come back tomorrow is work.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Jeremy Odham will be the guest.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
That's I believe that show is at like four thirty
or something tomorrow. So five o'clock is at five o'clock tomorrow,
So we'll see y'all for that live show as well.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
And don't forget you can.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Still get tickets for our Vegas thing. I put the
link in the show notes and for pot Jam three.
And don't don't sleep on the uh. They told me
don't sleep on the pay. They got an option to
say pay as much as you want.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
So just letting y'all know. They told me they would
rather have people there that pay whatever, because it's all
going towards like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Donating to like campaigns and shit like that. I'm just saying, niggas,
just come on down to Vegas and see us.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
I've seen, I've seen the prices. Okay, you know what
I'm saying, Pay with you, pay with you, pay what
you could afford. You know what I'm saying. I would.
Don't just take it as a suggestion. You know what
I'm saying. I would do it if I was y'all.
All right, y'all, we'll be back until next time. I
love you,
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