Amy Wrecked A Client’s Car + Would You Take A Picture With ...? + Before They Were Famous Game

Amy wrecked a client’s car that she was given to drive around. We investigate and share details of the wreck. Bobby has a list of ‘cancelled’ celebrities and we debate if we’d take a picture with them or not. Plus, we play a round of the “Before They Were Famous” to try and identify country artists performing before they had record deals!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show, pre show. The
truth is I don't have a whole lot of voice
left because of allergies. So we're not going to do
a big post show, but I will do this here.
This is Amy and I before the show. Otherwise enjoyed
today's show. Thank you guys, very short one. I gotta
protect my voice though. Here we go. So here's a

(00:21):
clup of Amy not being able to read a liner
before the show started. We get a whole pack of liners.
I'm losing my voice a little bit. So I said, Amy,
read this and this is for our Portland station, and
I just wanted to be here. What we go through. Okay,
to be fair, WS are hard for me sometimes WS
and ours I have like a speech thing. It's the thing.
What was the guy's name you're trying to say, Dryer
Danny Dwyer, Dwyer. I just did it. I can do it,

(00:43):
and it's dryer. It's not you're not even saying it right. Okay,
here's the clip from before we started the show. Horns
Up Bull Nation. It's Amy from the Bobby Bones Show.
Thanks for writing home with our buddy. Horns Up Bull Nation.
It's Amy from the Bobby Bones Show. Thanks for writing
Home with our buddy, Danny Dryer, Dwyer, how do we

(01:06):
say his name? Dwyer horns up bull Nation. It's Amy
from the Bobby Bone Show. Thanks for writing Home with
our buddy, Danny Dryer, Dwyer, Dwyer horns up bull Nation.
It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show. Thanks for writing
Home with our buddy, Danny Dryer. I don't know Dwyer

(01:29):
horns up bull Nation. It's Amy from the Bobby Bones Show.
Thanks for writing Home with our buddy, Danny Dryer, Dwyerr, Dwyer.
Danny Dwyer horns up bull Nation. It's Amy from the
Bobby Bone Show. Thanks for writing Home with our buddy,
Danny Dwyer. Dwyer, Dwyer, Dwyer m horns up bull nascent Nation.

(02:00):
I hate you. Horns up bull Nation. It's Amy from
the Bobby Bone Show. Thanks for writing Home with our buddy,
Danny Dwyer. On ninety ninety eight seven the bull number
one for New Country. Now way, you have to make
it sound like a real sentence like you were doing
it in section, Dwyer, I was, I have to pause.
Horns up bull Nation. It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show.

(02:22):
Thanks for writing home with our buddy, Danny Dwyer on
ninety eight seven Dwyer. Dwyer, that's what I'm saying, Dwyer
horns up Bull Nation. It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show.
Thanks for writing home with our buddy Danny Dwyer on Dwyer,
that's what I said. It is not what you said.
Dwyer horns up bull Nation. Thanks for hanging out with

(02:45):
our buddy Danny Dwyer right here ninety eight seven the Bull.
Thank you transmitting. I guess welcome to Wednesday Show Morning,
Sudia Morning. I had to do the allergy count this

(03:07):
morning and check. I'm just a hurting where I can
film my voice starting to go a little bit, which
stinks because then it's gone for a few days. So
I'm just finding it right now. I would be convinced
I had corona if it wasn't. I took a test
yesterday and at the results this morning too so negative.
Eddie was over the house last night, so I thought
I might have gotten there too. I worry a little

(03:30):
bits of ive an. If you guys get sick from
here on out, it's you I'm fingers are gonna be
pointing my way. I've already thought of that. What did
y'all do? Did you get close to him? We just yeah,
it hit some golf balls, lick each other, no lick anything. Oh,
I mean, I don't know. I just picture you being there.
Did I'll share clubs? No? No, no, I'm left handed.
It's a curse. It's a blessing and a curse, mostly

(03:50):
a curse. So I'm here the allergy thing going, I'll
tell you. Last night, I also did interview at Tracy
Lawrence which is going to be on my music podcast
on Friday. It's called a Bobby Cast Best Tracy Lawrence
Song ever because there he has so many great ones. Lunchbox,
Oh Time, marches on Eddie Texas, Tornado, Tornado, oh Amy. Yeah,

(04:21):
we talk about this wasn't a number one. It was
like biggest song of his career was only a number four. Yeah.
But I started talking with them, and you can subscribe
to the Bobby Casting here when it comes out Friday.
But I started talking with them. We started going through songs.
But like we were talking about Alibis his second That's
a good one, And I was like, I forgot how

(04:41):
good this song was. Lis and all the bet I
just got transported. And that's what I told him about
that song too. Yeah, I said the same thing, Uh,
find out who your friends are. It was a jam,
one of his later hit but still somebody's Oh how
about it's a good die Young? Oh come on, I

(05:03):
don't make a good die you good die you a
little don't have a lot of fun forever the good
die Young? Come on? Yeah, dude, so many And I'm
lucky enough to know Tracy a little bit now from

(05:23):
we're doing their Grand Ole operat together and just seeing
him around town, but just playing like I can't break
it to my I just can't break it to my heart.
Oh yeah, I just can't break like. I'm gonna go
home now and make a playlist and play because I

(05:45):
guess one inspired me. I was listening to pay Me
at Birmingham because I have a playlist. It's mostly nineties
and early two thousands country. I'm late eighties, nineties, early
two thousands, and pay Me a Birmingham comes on and
then the chorus there's a double chorus, so if it
goes pain Me Birmingham, but then it loops into a
second one and it goes baby a key change, and

(06:06):
that's what hearing that, I tweeted him. He responded, Then
I got him on Stars over Texas. Wasn't a number one,
but if you know this one, if you do know
it Stars the Moon, I know. So, I mean there's more. Yeah,

(06:35):
a better man, better Off? Remember better? Today's lonely? Gosh?
I love that. Say what do you want to hear
you in? Better Man, Better Off? Yeah? Okay, go ahead,
there's a better Man, better Off again, remember better. It's
not his first hit, though, was what can You Haven't

(06:57):
It says? The number one his first song, if the
no Sticks and Stones, I'm so stupid. I come on

(07:18):
there and I'm like, well, I gotta talk a little
less today, and when we go into a five minute
singing segment, well I wanted to kind of walk down
memory line with that and then tell you. On Friday,
Tracy Lawrence will be on My Bobby Nice. It's fun,
a lot of fun. On Friday on this show, Colin
Ray will be in here playing what a Week? Yeah?
Where does Tracy lives? You live? Here? Every year he

(07:40):
does a huge thing of Thanksgiving in front. Yeah that's right. Yeah,
it's just a really guy give it back a whole line.
Put a challenge out to a lot of the local
restaurants where our show is. If you will name something
after me, I will promote it on this show. You
know there's a I bring it out because there's a
place in Springfield, Missouri. Who has you know, tell me something, Guda,

(08:04):
Bobby Bones. There's just random things and we've talked about
them on the air. But yeah, we have some names here.
There's the Bobby Boneless Wings that's cute, the Bobby's a
weird dough than Cress Pizza, Bobby and Amy's friend, Chips
and Salsa. Stop no way, I'm throwing out some names here. Oh,

(08:31):
I'm throwing out names some people to name. Then we
can help their business too. This is the time where
business are struggling. Yeah, so I'm like, hey, let's go,
let's do this. We'll help you out. There's the Bobby LT,
the b LT Fight, grind Re Pizza, the Friday Morning,
the Fry Friday Morning Dance Party, the Flaming Raging Idiots,

(08:53):
Hot Wings, cut Um Amy Back, ribs, uh, Eddie's Corona
crap cakes. Oh well, if you name something after me,
I'm happy to help your business. It just makes sense,
you know. And then antagonists show us the menu. I
think that would be fun about the Morning Corny co

(09:16):
But the thing about the show has got to be
something about me specific or the show or because if
you just do something general like the Morning Corny, nobody's
gonna know. So I just think, yeah, we'll spit ball
after this bit because corn is in the Corny get over. Okay,
that's good though. Uh I have you seen the loaded
tea advertisements on Instagram? No, there is this. It's one
of these trendy you know, you can buy this tea

(09:38):
and people are selling it on Instagram. It promises weight loss,
health and happiness. Wow, that's a lot for a tea.
If you look for loaded tea, there's all kinds of stuff.
But they say that there's so much um caffeine in
this that if you drink too much, it could put
you in the emergency room. Oh okay, that's a nice morning.

(09:59):
Wendy Zillion said, it's the dose that's the poison. Too
much If something may have some positive effect like caffeine
and normal levels, but it may become dangerous at high levels.
So do you do you ever do calfing stuff. Yeah,
I drink lattes, so I do espresso shots or I
have green tea, which is caffeine. Well, just a heads up.
If you do see this, be careful. I'll steer clear.

(10:20):
Not you like our listeners? Okay? Do you ever get
message going, hey, we like for you to advertise for
m Yeah? And do you ever do it? No? What
do they offer you? I mean I could tell you.
I get emails a lot, even from like people that
I guess that's their job, yea, to like market Instagram
to make a post. If they're like, hey, we want

(10:42):
you to do loaded tea. What would they offer you?
I haven't been offered for a two thing yeah, but
I said no. And another liquid vitamin thing just the
other day. Do you want to tell us some money?
I don't think so right now? I mean this is
how much they offer. I mean this is for this
was for one story, for some magic, just one story,

(11:03):
some magic ta okay that like I don't believe in,
so until you didn't do it? So I didn't do it. Okay,
she's writing one story. Actually this was two stories. Are
this one's in particular? Okay? Two stories? He's writing it down.
I think with a swipe up. Wow, you turn that down? Yeah,
because I see it how much? No, don't see it,

(11:25):
didn't see it. But listen, that's what I think. Our
listeners trust us because we were only you didn't take
the or some random number that maybe you didn't write down. Yeah,
that's crazy. And what no that I can hear. Like,
what would be really hard is if it's oh I've misreading.
I saw it backward. That was the point. Good for you.

(11:47):
I think that why our listeners trust us is we
only talk about stuff that we actually use or we
want them if they're spending their money on it, I
want them to like it because we like it. And
in the minute we lose that trust. I don't you know,
it's not that's not worth it to me unless unless
something comes off and I got some bills to pay.

(12:10):
So we played this game and listeners loved it. So
we'll put another one together. I'll play you a clip
of a country artist singing before they got famous. See
if you can identify the artist. Okay, write it down, guys.
This artist is fourteen years old in this clip, a
freshman of high school. She's at what appears to be
a talent show. Singing a Broken Wing by Martina McBride,

(12:34):
just sing she gives aloky where she carries her jeans? Man, right,

(13:01):
I don't know what. Also a thing to do would be,
you're already in. Everybody think about at fourteen and that song.
You kind of know how old the person is. No, yeah,
I'm still not helping. I'm wrong. Carrie Underwood, Lunchbox, it's
Carrie Underwood, Eddie. Well, I'm wrong too, Carrie Underwood. It's

(13:22):
Carrie Underwood. A little pitch huh, all right, well she's
also fourteen, yeah, crack. This is the artist's first TV
appearance in nineteen seventy eight, before he was famous. Context
Clues Guys, nineteen seventy eight, before he was famous. Edie's

(13:48):
already in. That's a tough one. Turn up water good
here the words. That's tough and I know it. Yeah,

(14:10):
I wouldn't put that one this early in the game. Everybody, Yeah, Amy, No,
what is it? Who you had? Yeah? It's George No
oh by far, guys, lunch Box can win this if
he if he, all he has to do is get
it right for the win, Lunchbox. George Right, No, it's not.
It's Randy Travis. There are three wooden cross song right,

(14:35):
you're all still in. Here's an artist playing an original
song back in two thousand and six, before he was famous.
The song is called Fool Me Again. Ily on it
that you so do? You miss des Leave the room.

(14:56):
Let's go quit the show, lunchbox. It's Chris Stapleton. Chris Stapleton, Eddie,
Chris Stapleton. Nice. All right. Here's the artist playing a
show called Winter Starmaker in nineteen ninety. Okay, Winter star
Maker nineteen ninety. Who is this? I left the opposite
flash Friday through my suit and that's my pay check

(15:22):
and head at both country. You can't bat on me
the stars I drove the Saturday in Riding two evening two.
They were a normal city life for three seconds. Those
broken lives are getting lera through the windscreen. Latch box.
Gary Levox incorrect, Amy Keith Urban correct, Eddie Keith Urban correct.

(15:48):
To remain, we'll just speed around on this all right.
I have to just buzzing with your name if you
know it. Okay, guys, this artist is playing a local
TV station three years before his debut album. He's singing
the George Straight song. Nobody in his right mind would
have left her Eddie, Eddie, Wait what Gottie McCurry incorrect, Amy,

(16:19):
keep listening, nail it for the wind? What what year?
It doesn't say? Dan? I know it? Yeah? You go ahead? Amy?

(16:41):
Any guess I know um? Josh Turner, Garth Brooks. I
was like, why would he do that? He loves George
Garth Brooks. One more song. Speed around Here is an
artist covering Tim McGraw on his YouTube channel five years ago.
Same boy saw Amy came by correct at play it?

(17:07):
Oh my don't nice? Good? Yeah? Bobby The latest from
Nashville and Tullywood and Morgan number two thirty second Skinny.
Chris Stapleton is teasing new music on his social media.
He deleted all of the pictures off his Instagram page

(17:29):
and shared a video with the date of November thirteenth,
twenty twenty plus some small text. That's his profile picture
that says starting over by Chris Stapleton. Thomas Ratt shared
a song on Instagram that he wrote with Morgan. Wallen
Favy Nastan had a bible, Every front pool, chasing your
favorite backyard had a garden, every front door hash screen

(17:53):
you maybe this crazy world? Straighten up, slow down? Your
favorite had a memo show. Tim McGraw isn't planning on
retiring anytime soon. I don't know that there's a marker
that I have. I don't foresee myself doing it forever
for sure, but right now, I mean gosh, our youngest

(18:13):
daughter is going away to college knock on wood, hopefully
in the fall. Not that I wanted to, but for
her to be able to go to college and have
that experience, it seems like a good time. It's working more.
He got, you know, three kids out on her own.
My wife's hanging out with me. I'm looking forward to
working for the foreseeable future. Anyway, I'm Morgan number two.
That's you skinning. It's time for the good news. It's

(18:39):
a really cool milestone. A ninety five year old man
reaches one hundred thousand miles in bicycling. Oh that's a lot.
He's also ninety five and still riding a bike. That's
amazing itself. Even if it was one mile, that would
be amazing. Back in nineteen ninety one, his name is Bob,
who retired from his job and just started riding his bike.
It liked it so much, he said, well, let's see
what I can do. So he set the goal in

(19:01):
one hundred thousand miles, and after twenty eight years, he
reached the goal. The ninety five year old World War
Two veteran just celebrated his one hundred thousand miles and
was cheered on by dozens of his neighbors in Santa Maria, California.
He rides nearly every day. It's gonna be ninety six
next month, and now he says the new goal is
too we'll stay alive for a while. Yeah, good goal.
That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That

(19:23):
was tell me something good down Sorry to day. This
story comes to us from Hollywood, Florida. Police busted a
ring of guys that were breaking into houses stealing stuff.
They stole one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in cash
ak forty sevens all sorts of jewelry. Made it easy
because all three guys had ankle bracelets on from probation

(19:44):
and they didn't cut them before they know they were
breaking into the houses and they had their ankle monitors
on all three of them. I wonder what they're thinking
because they know and has GPS on it. I mean,
they're so dumb to not know the GPS ankle monitors
monitoring them. One of them, maybe all three together. I
mean they are eighteen, nineteen and twenty one, so maybe

(20:04):
maybe you mean you're still super idiot. You aren't pretty
dumb at eighteen years old. All right, I'm lunchboxed at
your bone head store of the day on right now,
Jason and san Antonio. Jason, what's up? How are you?
How are you doing? And I'm pretty good? What do
you have on your mind? So? My girlfriend's building the
house and she wants to have a housewarming party, and
she wants to do a housewarming party registry. And I

(20:27):
told her that I thought that was bada. It's not
a wedding, it's not a baby shower. She disagrees with me,
and she doesn't know why. I feel like it's bad day.
So that's kind of where I'm at. Well, she is
going to throw a party, right, I mean, if it's
a housewarming party, don't you kind of have to have
food and stuff out too? Maybe? Yeah? But how do
we throw parties like that these days? I didn't think

(20:48):
about Corona. People have to have their individual a little. Okay,
but let's talk about this in non Corona time. Okay,
this is just a general question. Sure, Like housewarming parties
yea or nay. Now, I've never had one, but if
someone said I'm having a housewarming party, there's a registry,
I don't think I would think anything weird about it.
Because here's the thing. If you go to someone's house,

(21:08):
you're expected to bring something anyway, and when you have
to figure out what yourself to bring, it's always stupid.
It's always some kind of wine that no one's ever
gonna drink. So why not just go ahead and get
something good that they're all that they're gonna like it.
I feel like that actually makes it easier. The registry
takes takes a burden off me, because I mean, I
don't know, that's just me. Every time I don't know

(21:29):
what to take the people's house. So you know what
I did last time, the last time somebody invited me over,
I grabbed a thing of almond milk that had been
unopened from the fridge and took it over and gave
it to them. Okay, And I was like, yea, I'm
like some almond milk. And then I got here's the
and there's a twist. Then I got back home and
Caitlyn goes, hey, um, we have a new thing almond
milk and the fridge I hadn't been opened yet, so

(21:50):
I thought you took that one. Apparently I took the
one already been opened. So I'm on the side of
I don't mind the housewoming party. Nobody has to come,
nobody has to buy anything. I don't think it's bad taste.
The only thing that I would say, if you're throwing
the party, have a little sum there, a little food,
a little sum for people to come over to do,
like you know, there's some money in that party. What
do you think. I am with you on the fact

(22:12):
that it does make it easier on those that are attending,
and I would appreciate that. I would normally, though, just
do a gift card. That keeps it simple, Like if
someone has moved somewhere, then a gift card to target bed,
bath and beyond or something like that is so easy.
So that's that solves the problem right there. For me, personally,
I would not feel comfortable putting up a housewarming registry,

(22:33):
but I'm not gonna hate anybody for doing it. But
I wouldn't do it. But if you put a registry
up that eliminates the need for a gift card, I understand.
And it's mailed right to you. You don't even have
to go to the store or get online and buy
it and log on. I agree. But I'm just saying,
an easy thing to take to housewarming party so you
don't have to take almond milk is a gift card. No,

(22:56):
I'm not buying a gift card taking it an envelope?
Why it's weird? What in a card? I think? I
gave Morgan number two a gift card? Well, mean too,
But she didn't have a party she was going to. Yeah,
but I didn't go to her house. I sent her online.
Gift cards are fine online. I'm not going to walk
up somebody him an envelope. Hey, are you going to
congratulate like it's a drug deal or something. Okay, here's

(23:18):
where we stand. Jason, You're wrong, She's right. Actually no, Jason,
I'm with you. I would feel uncomfortable, But that wasn't
the question. No, because he's part of this too. If
she puts that out there, he is somewhat he's putting
it out there too, and I would find it uncomfortable.
Throw the party. Ask for the gifts. People don't have
to get you gifts. They're gonna want to come over
eventil anyway, they're gonna feel weird abou having to bring something.

(23:39):
Let them get you a towel, you know. Okay, have
the party, register away. And Jason, what I've learned. Do
you live with your girlfriend? Not yet? Okay, Well I
live with mine now, and let gonna tell you this
is what I learned. He just kind of pick your battles.
She has to pick him with me. I have to
pick him with her. I don't think this is when
you want to invest a whole lot of yourself, a
whole lot of you putting your foot down and going
this is not for me, and I have to pick

(24:00):
them with Bobby. He's right, just just go with what
he's saying. Well, she's gonna do what she wants to
do regardless, and already told her to do that. I
just wanted another opinion on if I was done, if
I was wrong in the matter. Well, it doesn't make
a mean I feel super comfortable, but we're both okay
with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, there's Jason san Antonio, Hey,
hold on to hang up. I got something for you.
I got a one hundred dollars Walmart gift card for

(24:22):
you and buy her somehouse stuff. Yeah, I give it
to your girlfriend at the party. And a mug, a
Walmart Photo gift. And this photo gift is a mug.
It's a tall mug with my face on it. Oh,
a mug of your mug, A mug of my mug.
Walmart Photo invite you to stay connected to the ones
you love by making beautiful Prince photo books and wall art,
all from your favorite photos taken during your time spending home. Well,

(24:45):
there you go. We had a good conversation here, Jason,
stay on the phone. We'll get you this gift card.
And thanks for listening to Bud. All right, there is
He didn't say you're you're welcome. Take it back. You've
been following that asteroid it's going to crash into us. No,
so there's an asteroid. It is predicted to come close

(25:08):
to Earth on November second, the day before the presidential vote.
The chances of it hitting us and usually it's like
one in seventy three thousand. The chances of it hitting
us is one in two hundred and forty. Of course
it's two hundred forty straight out. Okay, bring it. What's
what's the plan? What are we gonna do? Hopefully calling

(25:30):
a day, get it hit on November second. This has
been a really awful year. Yeah so yeah, but you
haven't seen that at all. I guess I've been following
the wrong things. You only get one vice? What do
you pick? If you just want I'm going sugar. And

(25:50):
and if I only get one, I'm good with everything
else sugar. I'll get holding on to sugar like you
get one vice? What is it? Oh as much coffee
as I want. Coffee's a vice for you. Oh for me,
I have to limit myself to one a day. Once
I go beyond that, it's bad. So I'm bad for me.

(26:11):
I just don't feel great. But I mean, if I
could just do whatever I wanted. Eddie one vice, beer, dude,
easy beer, all the beer in the world. When Eddie
came up to my house, that's not he brought beer,
but I don't drink. He just brought it for him
and drank it. It was a small, little cooler. He
showed up with a cooler and Kaylin's like what did
you bring it? He goes beer and Kaylin. Neither Kaylin
or I drink like there were only two beers in there,

(26:34):
that's nice, And he was like, what's for me because
there's only two, But he didn't even put me like
a drink in there, like a gatorade. You know, if
we ever, like go play golf, sometimes I'll do two
three beers for me and then like a gatorade and
a red Bull for Bobby or something. But we're I
was only gonna be there for like an hour and
a half. Yeah, but you brought you two and brought
in my house. Do you drink every day? No? I

(26:55):
mean I would probably drink about three times a week.
Is that a lot? No? I don't think so. I
was having this exact conversation with some friends because I
thought it was weird to drink every day. There's been
times in my life where I have had a drink
every single day and then I have to pause and
evaluate and step back and stop doing it. But then
I was talking to some friends and they were like,

(27:17):
I know that's normal for us. Me and my husband
every night, we have a cocktail every every day. I
was like, is this like a twenty twenty thing. I
would love that. I just know I would have ten
cocktails night, right, Well, your circumstances are different, you don't know.
I think so fun ten cocktails on night. That wasn't fun.
My dad did that one, you know, kind of think
about it. My whole family did that. Right, it didn't

(27:38):
end up good. That's fun fun for you, not for
everyone else. Lunchbox, you get one vice. What is it? Well,
Eddie took alcohol. I mean so, I guess i'd go
Reality TV. Morgan, you get one vice. Oh, my vice
is food. Give me every food and I don't gain anyway. Great,
all the food. Food? All right. I read an article
about the device that most people would have taken and

(28:00):
what was that? Um, a lot of people. Tobacco was
one of them. I know if that's the only one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I should clarify my coffee. I want it like a latte.
Fried foods. Fried Foods was one of them. Oh I
had some fried what are they? What do they call them?
At Sonic when they're the little chicken tenders? Popcorn? Yeah,

(28:24):
they're so good. We go to Sonic. We got a
Sonic every day. I think at least two out of
three days because I get Bobby Waters. If I'm driving
by a Sonic, I get on the app what stinks?
So you can't tip on the app. There's no tip
on the app. So but do we go to this
is not a commercial, we go to Sonic. I get
a Bobby Water. What a Bobby water is? It's a
root forty four water, extra ice because they make great ice.

(28:49):
Obviously water and you put real fruit in it. Now
all I put our cherries and strawberries extra and then
I do nerds, and so you're drinking fruity, nerdy flavored water.
Sounds good and I stay so hydrated, honestly, And it's
not that much calorie. It's a little bit, but not
really so. And it includes your vice sugar. M I

(29:10):
love sugar, and which is fine. No, not for me, okay,
not for me none. I try to stay away from
the process sugars because I don't feel good. I don't
feel good about my mom. Does the man who put
nerds in his water? I know yesterday I don't, but
it doesn't have But I'm there every day. I have
to balance out the water because I don't drink near

(29:33):
enough water. I have to find the thing that is
able to get me to a point where I'm staying
hydrated a bit because I don't. I just won't drink water.
I hate water. I need flavored. Look at this here,
amino acids in my water. I need something about my
water taste good. I hate water. I hate exercise. I'll
like sleeping, all stuff I have forced to do to
live healthier. Don't give me that crap. All right, Oh

(29:53):
we should We should talk about in a few minutes.
Amy wrecked her car that worked? Oh no, oh god, yeah,
that's its back on you. Yeah, flight off me. I
don't even know the The client does not know yet. Hey, client,
coming up, Amy wrecked your car? No, no, we'll do it,

(30:14):
coming up. Okay, No, they really don't. Scoop a Steve.
We need to talk. Oh Scooba Steve, did you know this?
No ideas? Okay, coming up just just a few minutes.
The wreck a work car. The question is what do
dogs dream about? And read this whole article and I
think they have They had no idea what the crap
dogs dream about? They could have written ten pages and

(30:34):
they really wouldn't have known. It's all speculation. You can't
get somebody's head. I know you don't know what the
article said, though, Yeah, I'm very curious. Since dogs are
generally extremely attached their human owners, it's likely your dog
is dreaming of your face, you're smelling being around you. Oh,
they just want you to read the article and feel
good about yourself. My dogs dreaming of food, noises, squirrels.

(30:55):
He can chase his, ain't it ain't mean? But I
always think that's funny because that's a complete opinion article.
There's absolutely nothing in that that they can go we
think this might be true. That's just him guessing. There.
My dog now is at sixty six pounds. Anytime anyone's gone,
like Eddie came over to the house and saw him,
it's like, what do they say, Well, he's gotten so
much bigger. Yeah, everybody's like jang, I thought he was

(31:17):
big last time. Yeah, I said that Yesterday's crazy. Man.
It's basically William the refrigerator Perry running through. He was
a big football player. I mean yeah, he played bridge.
He played defensive line for the Chicago Bears and played
fullback a few times. Scorts and touchdowns. He was get
low and just barrel through folks. Yeah, yeah, most times
I see Stanley, I walk away with the bruise, and

(31:40):
he doesn't mean to. He just he likes to like
run and run by people and like touch them. But
now he like runs through your leg and like he's
just such a bastill a puppy too, which is not
a good mix. He sleep really hard because I was
in the house for at least thirty seconds before he
even noticed that was right next to him. He sleeps
extremely hard and snore is extremely loud. He has a bed,

(32:01):
he has a lazy boy dog bed that is it's
quite comfortable, and he goes over and he sleeps in
the kitchen. He did he doesn't need a room anymore.
He gets the whole house now. But what's crazy too
is he's very protective of the house now since he
has the whole house. Yeah, so anything he goes crazy yet.
But yeah, he sleeps and nothing bothers him. I can
walk up to him too, and I used to get
scare him, but now I'll scare him and he just

(32:22):
goes like huh what. Yeah, definitely turned into that bulldog life.
You're Samy's pile of stories. It looks like a J.
McClean is joining dancing with the Stars, so that could
be kind of fun. But he clearly has dance experience,
being that he's a Backstreet boy. Yeah, it'd be fun
for him. I I don't think they've officially announced it.

(32:42):
I think he's kind of hinting about it on Instagram.
Why do you see official announcement? Oh? I see sources
confirmed to Entertainment tonight. Yeah. The only people that I
know for sure are on is Kaylem Bristow. They're trying
to get Carol Baskin. They tried to get doctor Fauci. Okay, okay, yeah.
But Aj McClain, Yeah, I think he's gonna do it.
I like Aj. Yeah as guy as a former Dancing

(33:05):
with the Stars champion. Do you see him possibly winning?
I see him doing pretty well. I mean he's a dancer, right, Yeah,
he can dance. It's all about likability on that show, honestly,
because again I wasn't a dancer. Yeah, but people knew
that I was there representing them. That's all it was
all about with me. So you have to have either
a whole lot of one. You have to be either

(33:25):
extremely relatable, which I was extremely relatable, or you have
to be extremely fantastic, where someone like Jordan Fisher this
a couple of season before me was so good that
it was it was undeniable, or you gotta have that
perfect balance of you gotta be pretty relatable and pretty
good and so it's it's you know those areas, I

(33:46):
think you can do fine. I don't know who the
cast is though, and you never know early because these
these big blowing voting blocks on that show, they're only
good for about the first five or six weeks because
the less people there are, the more everybody starts to
gravitate towards some one, and someone's fans aren't able to
just vote them through. So Dancing with the Stars premieres
in Monday, September fourteenth, Is that right? Oh yeah, put

(34:08):
it on your calendar. Well, well, I wonder if i'll
watch it eight pm? Yeah, I know, one, two, three
weeks or so. They're they're now learning who their partners are. Now,
between now and next week they'll learn who their partners.
I wonder if Sharna will get aj I don't know.
I don't I haven't talk to Sharna since she was
on the show. Marla else Okay, so you can sleep

(34:30):
in the same tour bus as Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Oprah,
Dolly Pardon, which would be super cool. The RV company
based out of Nashville called the Hempill Brothers. They have
had to switch gears because tours are canceled. So they
have all these buses, so now they're renting them out
luxury buses two thousand dollars a night. Well, and that's

(34:53):
what it costs. Honestly, it costs me four thousand dollars
weekend to take one out for the raging idiots. They say,
it's and that's who, that's my company. Oh yeah, they
were so good to me When my last dog was dying,
he had cancer real bad, and I was like, I
don't know if I can tour anymore because the bus
we had didn't have what they call a star room
because I just wit as all were in bunks, everybody
was equal until my dog got sick and then I

(35:14):
got a whole bedroom put in the back. And they called.
They were listening and they were like, hey, we'll switch
out your bus for no charge. You give you a
bigger bus because we don't want you to have to
not toward your sick dog. That's amazing. So yeah, and
they have a ton of buses. Yeah, they call it
a mobile mansion. So it's a five star hotel on wheels.
Wasn't was basically Super eight. Well, the ones that they're

(35:36):
running out are they've got six bunk beds, a queen
bed in the back, fully stocked kitchen, two bathrooms with showers.
Yeah that's cool. You get your friends together and put
him money and do that. Two thousand a night. Yeah,
that's again, that's about right. I'd have to pay it's
two thousand a night. I'd take it on a weekend.
But then you also have to pay for the driver.
You have to pay his salary if you're not going anywhere,

(35:57):
no driver, and gat to pay for gas. Deal, Yes, yes,
all right? What else you got? Well? Starbucks has launch
a new phone hot line that plays fall sounds for you,
which seems weird, but yesterday they started selling their pumpkin
spice lattes. And if you call one eight three three

(36:18):
get fall. You can hear things like head out on
a hay ride or cozy up with your cup, or
you can hear one person just say the word flannel
over and over and over. And here's what happens if
you call and select option two, which is pumpkin Matras.
Hold your pumpkin, drink close and open your mind. We're

(36:41):
going to unlock all the fall feels. Sipping green out.
This is a mix. It sounds like it makes play
Miss Cleo and a number. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
So just again, if you're into that one, eight three,

(37:02):
what is that that you're into? If you're into one,
I don't know. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news. So the sweet couple in Ohio,
Tyler and Melanie, they had to cancel their big old

(37:23):
wedding that they had planned, and they had caterer's book
tons of food, so they switched it to a small
backyard ceremony with just family and friends. And then afterwards
they headed over to a local shelter for women and children,
and they had all the caterers still make all of
the food for the one hundred and thirty five guests
that they were gonna have, and in her wedding dress

(37:43):
and in his tuxedo, they put on hairnets and gloves
and they served the women and children the food that
they were going to use for their wedding. That's awesome. Yeah,
this is a great story. They didn't have to do that.
Now that's cool. Good for them. Love it. That's what
it's all about. That tell me something good, Lunchbox, I
gotta have voicemail regarding us sending you to Iowa to

(38:06):
stand in that murder house. Oh boy, this is Caitlin
from Boston. She wants us to hear her out here.
Oh my god, morn in the studio. Okay, guys, hear
me out I hear you talking about the murder house
and Lunchbox needs someone to go with Now. I know
this is weird, but just cheer me out here. I
will totally go with him. I love this stuff. I
love scary movies. Bobby. I'll literally pay my way. We

(38:27):
could do a COVID tust up in here. Literally sign
me up. This would be so cool. Are you wanting
to go by yourself? Have you approached and they one
to go with you? No? I don't have anybody to
go with me yet. Would you be scared if you
want by yourself? Oh? Absolutely? Staying in a murder house
by myself, Oh my god. I don't think i'd be
able to sleep. I would be pulling my hair. No, no, no,

(38:47):
because any noise. No no, no, I don't think I
could do it by myself. Hey, Scooba, where do we
stand on this right now? Because this is something I
really want to see happen. It's kind of up to lunchboxes.
It sounds like he's down to go. I mean, we
can make it happen. Okay, let's have a plan in
place by one week from today, which will be the
second so sending him that soon. No no, no, let's

(39:09):
have a plan and we have a week to make
a plan. But I'm the second. I have to come
back and hear what the plane is. Aren't you a
little worried about him bringing something back like like the
whole spirit thing? No, okay, I don't not at all.
All right, it goes follows me. Great, that's what I'm
worried about. Yeah, it's somebody on the show that I
won't have to pay for once. But good news is

(39:30):
I got reased out to buy someone for transportation like
up private jet. I just said, we got to mention
they're comping on air and they'll fly me there and back.
Really interesting private Okay, we again, skill talk to him.
Get all this done. You clarify though that sometimes my
husband is a pilot and sometimes he flies around this

(39:51):
little bumblebee of an airplane with one engine, and that's
not a private And lunch Us is like, dang, that's
a private jet, and I was like, no, actually it's
zagf isit is? He the only one in the plane?
What's not a jet? Though? Like three people, two engines
on the side, and normally like lots of seeds. But

(40:14):
if someone wants to fly you on a small plane up,
they're great. That's part of that's scarier than the freaking
ghost get to me. Yeah, okay, let's figure out what's
going on. I'm just I'm determined for this, like we
gotta make this happens. Let's go over to Amy now
with a joke. Here we go, morning Corny. What did tennessee?

(40:36):
What did tennessee? The same thing? Arkansas? That was the
morning Corny. The people in Detroit are like, what's happening?
After a twenty year old woman who was believed to
have died was found breathing at a funeral home. I mean,

(40:56):
isn't that the craziest thing? Usually this is like in Zimbabwe, no,
or some remote village in Vietnam where this happens not
in America, or maybe they're like a hundred yeah. The
south Field Fire Department released the statement saying the paramedics
responded to a call for an unresponsive female Sunday morning.
When they arrived at the scene, they found the woman
to not be breathing. The paramedics performed CPR for thirty minutes.

(41:21):
After their efforts quote, given medical readings and the condition
of the patient, it was determined that she did not
have signs of life authorities say per standard operating procedure
or a situation where foul play is not suspected. The
Medical Examiner's office was contacted and given the medical data.
They got into the funeral home hours later they realized
the woman was breathing. How insane did she come back

(41:46):
to life? Was her signs so low? And then she
slowly rebuilt? Was it so low they couldn't see read here?
And all of a sudden it just kept like snowballing
bigger and bigger, like because sometimes whole Cogan when he
need to get knocked out, and he would be how
they put him the sleeper hole and he'd be out
in his arm and go one it would fall. They'd
pick it back up. But if go two, it fall
and you're like, oh, go into dead and they pick

(42:07):
it up three, And if falling right before he hit
the guy and go, oh, make a fist and then
he'd slowly raise it up. But that was fake, not real.
That was fake brestling. But what I was picturing with
her was when they were transporting her to the funeral home.
Maybe they'd go over a speed bump or something and
it like, oh, shook her heart back into her whatever
happened to her. I don't know, That's what I was thinking.

(42:27):
And what about the family members, Like, you know, they
were already thinking she was dead and then they get
a call and like, oh, she's breathing again. We hallelujah.
I mean, yeah, famber her, I don't know, you've probably
been dividing up for stuff. But also, if I'm her,
I'm pretty irritated at the people that pronounced me dead. Well,
they did try to save her. Maybe they ended up
saving her and yeah, or maybe they had to get
to lunch or so. All right, Okay, Amy's hold on.

(42:51):
Let me say this. Amy's in a bit of a
sour mood because I had the worst day in the
next segment we talked about how Amy erect a car
that wasn't hers. Man, it's a clients. It's a yeah,
one of our clients cars Scooba. Steve does not know
about this yet. This is announcement for the world to hear.
It's his fault. He's one there. Okay, we'll come back

(43:11):
with that segment next. So the quick version of the
story is, is it Amy wrecked a client's car and
nobody knew until about an hour ago when I guess
I had hinted about it. What's the long version of
that story? Okay? What client is it? By the way, Mazda. Okay,
so I'm driving a Mazda c X nine. I've been

(43:33):
driving it for about three weeks. They gave it to
you to do what to experience the c x nine
because I'm talking about it on my podcast, got It
and break and commercials there and great family car and
it really is amazing. Like my son, now, she's really
the best car. Sorry about Recta, but it is he
choo because I still have my car obviously, but he

(43:54):
chooses that we drive that car all the time. So
I've been driving it all the time, especially when I'm
going to pick the kids up from school. We had
a basketball goal installed at our house yesterday. It is
new there, so the concrete had just been poured and
this pole stuck in. But the concrete pole thing wasn't

(44:18):
dry yet, so the whole goal hasn't been put up.
It's just this pole that's about but yea tall, right,
so looking back, I can't see it. I hit it,
I back into it, and I ram it. I mean,

(44:39):
and it's not pretty. It's like, um, I ruined all
the bumper, maybe even like a censor thing because it
has those. And here's the thing. I think I heard
the beeping, but I was like, I drive out of
my driveway every day. There's not anything behind me. I
don't see anything that's weird. There's cameras, there's everything. I
didn't see the pole because I'm not used the poll

(45:00):
being there. The pole literally just got put in yesterday.
Did you know the poles put in yesterday? Yeah. But
here's the thing. An electrician came by our house too.
He hit it. Oh what's up? It's all out? The
Holy person? Huh, that's only I was the only person
to hit it. And listen. My day already wasn't like
the greatest, So that was magnified. I cried, it was awful.

(45:23):
I feel horrible, Dear Mazda. So do you have to
call and have a conversation or what Scuba Steve do?
I don't know. I need a Steve to know how
we're going to handle it. I mean, obviously questions, questions.
What are your question? Question one is Scooba Steve, how
will you handle the situation today? So what I'll do
is I'll call them and tell them what Amy did.
And I think do we have an insurance? Though? I do,

(45:44):
but the company has an insurance and I think that
they will be able to take care of it. It
sounds like you didn't put a lot of damage onto you,
did you just keep going? He's like, surely there's not
a pole though that I'm hitting, even though I feel
like because I've been plus the Massa. I know my
wife has this car. It has a sensor on it
that tells you know, are you getting close to something
and will help you and break and stop. I know

(46:05):
it did for her, but she fought, she pushed through
the break. It's terrible. I don't know. I like my
husband had to go back and like make sure that
it wasn't leaning in the concrete because the concrete wasn't
even dry yet, and I mean it smashed it. My
husband laughed because he didn't want to make me feel worse,
so he was trying to make light of it. Then
my daughter was like, oh, Mom, you made it sound

(46:27):
like you smushed the whole thing. That's nothing. But then
my son saw it and he was like, Mom, what
are we gonna do. We're gonna be in so much trouble.
They're gonna be so mad because he knows anytime on
the inside they want to, like eat food, or if
they put their shoe up on the seat. I'm like, y'all,
this isn't our car. I don't you know. We got
to take care of it. So now he's freaking out
that Mas is gonna be mad, and so you're gonna

(46:49):
have a conversation with them today, Scuba. Yes, I have
a question. Is it in the parking garage? I can
take a look at it real quick? Yep, Oh it is. Hey,
get on the phone and give us live reaction. Yeah,
go che get out. I'll you can spot it's gone.
It's funny. How are your kids personalities can be so different?

(47:11):
Because Stashia was making me feel good about it, and
then Stevenson made me feel horrible again. Kiss Scoober Steeves
walking out to the garage, Raymond Noki turning him up.
Please our executive producer Scooba Steeve on his cell phone
walking out. I want to Scooba you there. Yeah, I'm
walking out in the garage right now, looking for it
on the right far wall facing the street. We're gonna

(47:31):
listen to the wall over the main street front of
the office. Oh yeah, you're parking a different spot to
hide it all right. The parking garage is full. At
the back of the car. Yes, it's the back. Oh
my god. Now just from experience of my wife being
a bad driver. Um, that's that's gonna be the whole

(47:53):
back bumper and the door and the door is expensive
because it's got one of those doors that open the door.
Don't like that door that was the top part of
the poll. When we take a picture of it and
bring it here to me, Yeah, it's like bent in half.
I mean it's I'm just not not gonna lie. It's bad.
Okay did you think that when you first hit it? Like,

(48:16):
here's the deal, why I don't get in car wrecks.
I hit things, but they're never moving. That might be worse,
because that's why I'm saying, like what is my think
about it? And a lot of times it's when I'm
in a car that's not mine. I have. My husband
was like, you wrecked my truck. You wrecked the loaner

(48:36):
from the car dealer. One time when I was getting
something fixed. Remember when I hit the firehartrant, I wrecked
this car. If I wrecked my own car. Yes, I've
done a few things here and there, but it's no
big deal when I'm in other Once I had a
car I was it's probably eight years ago. Car dealership

(48:56):
said here you can use and then somebody smashed into me.
Let me see first. What do you think he's gonna?
I just want you've seen it? Okay, yeah, you see
what you're driving into? Wow? What are you doing? Sixteen?
I was doing like five or three? All right, I
don't even know. Guys, let us know how that go? Scuba? Oh,

(49:18):
do you let me know if you need to hop
on a call. They want me to cut some new commercials.
I'm happy to still waiting for the mailman to deliver
that dog stroller. He's been by twice. I don't know
if he's coming back. But Kaitlin ordered a stroller for
a bulldog, and I'm okay with it. You can do

(49:39):
it if she wants. But I don't love it, so
I'm okay that it hasn't been dropped off yet. I
here's a voicemail from Michael about that. I heard the
story about the stroller, wondering if they're going to depoli
over it again. I worked for UPS, and I know
every company has different policies. But after three failed attempts,
they're trying to make a delivery. They will send it
back to the sender for the post office, though like
they'll still keep trying. They'll leave me. Worst comes to worst.

(50:01):
Just called the post office where its coming from, and
they can hold it for you there and you can
pick it up at your leisure. I don't want to
know that. I want him to send it back. So
that's the first call. Here's another call here. This is
about me and Caitlyn's parents, where I don't ever call
her dad by anything. I don't call him mister, I
don't call him his first night. I just don't want

(50:23):
to call him to just look at him and make
sure he knows that I'm making a declarative statement toward him. Yeah, Hey, Bobby,
been listening to the show for a while on podcasts.
I work in the service industry, do pest control, so
I'm just on my own all day long, so your
podcast keeps me going. You and the sore losers. I
just wanted to let you know I had the same
issue with mine now father in law as you do
with Caitlyn's dad. I did be hey, you, hey, did

(50:46):
all that for a long time. The best thing to
change it was when I had kids. They called him papa,
So now I call him Papa. Made it a lot easier.
So just go ahead and pop a few kids out
and you'll be good to go. Let me make a note.
I'm putting the calendar's get that going too. You know.
Kaitlyn and I too. Ago is our nine month anniversary,
and so I told her. I said, uh, because the
twenty fourth is when the first time we went out.

(51:07):
And I was like, hey, look at us, been together
nine months. I said, if I got your pregnant first
time we met, we'd have a baby today. Look at us.
She liked that. No, Hey, you know she doesn't think
I'm as funny as I am sometimes, or I think
she's funnier than she thinks she is. Yeah, she's super funny.
Here's one more voicemail. Hey Bobby, my question is for

(51:27):
ray Mundo. I listened to also the Sore Losers podcast,
Hey your Guys podcast daily. When he said it's ray Mundo,
I was wondering if that meant Susan or what was
that about, because it kind of sounds like Susan. All right,
have a good today, you guys. So when you go
Sissan ray Mundo, is is that what it is? Susan Raymundo. Now, yeah,

(51:48):
it's Sisson. It's season and it's just it's just to
play on words. It's funny, but it doesn't really mean anything.
It's just what I go with. I did take his
new name though, a Susan Raymundo on this show. It
just happened. You get nicknames organically, Susan and so that
is now you're Susan ray Mundo. Scuba. Steve thinks it's funny.

(52:09):
One other thing I was thinking about last night, because
I do want to get to this topic of I
have a whole list of celebrities and if you saw
them out, if you take a picture with them, one
of them being like r Kelly, right, if it's a
celebrity who's done something real bad, would you go up
and ask for a picture even though they're a celebrity. Okay,
So well we'll get to that list coming up in
a second. But what I was thinking about last night,
you know, because college football is about to start, and

(52:31):
I'm a big Arkansas razorback fan of a big SEC guy.
And at Auburn University if you've ever been, they have
this big eagle, right, and so they let this big
eagle fly a loop around the stadium and then it
lands back on the guy's arm and they take it in.
It's a tradition that it's really cool. So I was
thinking about this. If the guy has the eagle and

(52:52):
it's like all right, here we go and the eagle
flies around. But I said it coming back down. Let's
say the eagle went down and picked up a baby
and flew off from the crowd. Is just follow me here.
Do you think if any that same eagle picked up
a baby flew off, they would cancel the whole game,
or they would keep the game going and just try
to chase down the eagle and find the baby. What

(53:15):
did you think about last night? Last night? Wait? Late,
wait late, I can't. I'm just thinking about college football.
I love it. And I was like thinking about the
stadiums and we have a really tough schedule, thinking about Auburn,
and I was like, man, what if that eagle? What
if an eagle picked up a baby? Do they call
the whole game until they get the baby back? Or
do they just send people out to find it? But
then all right, let's go. What do you think? I

(53:35):
feel like people are so desperate for football, they'll keep
the game going and they'll find the baby. Well, I mean,
at any point, people are always desperate for football. Yeah,
so I think that they keep the game going and
then they try to get the eagle. I'm torn because
I can see everybody go oh, people just shocked. But
all it takes is a PA announcer to go, all right,

(53:56):
do we go first? And Tim, what do you think gettie?
I would want them to stop the game and be like,
all right, I guess this is serious. We need to
get them. I would want that because the baby didn't
take it by an eagle. It's a big deal. But
in reality, I think they'll be like, well, I hope
that baby is found safely. All right, here we go.
We got a harbor and an Alabama. Let's go baby, right,

(54:19):
I don't know. I'm again I think they would stop
the game, but I'm not sure for a second. Dude,
come on, isn't it funny that you have to think
about that babies go? That's what I was thinking about
last night. I did see a video with more on vacation.
The last time that eagle flying down, big old bald
eagle flew down, it picked up a shark it's like

(54:41):
a small shark, and was flying with it above. It
was crazy. Wow, yeah, like this could really happen. Yeah,
I don't know if it's the trained eagle, but listen,
animals go animal sometime. Those are like games my kids
play at the dinner table, like a shark versus eagle
shark for sure, for sure in this case eagle baby
shark though, Yeah, here we go. Video of eagle carrying

(55:02):
a shark at Myrtle Beach has gone viral. That the
sharks probably four feet long. That's that's a good size time,
mino shark. It's time for the good news. Andrew and
Alex are two friends from Florida. They finished college three
years ago. Like, let's go on a surfing trip to

(55:24):
Bali Dud. They go and the beaches are gross, trash everywhere,
and they're like, we got to clean up the ocean.
They start this business and in three years they've collected
ten million pounds of trash out of the oceans. And
they sell these bracelets for twenty dollars each, and every
bracelet you buy guarantees one pound of trash removed from
the ocean. I saw commercial. They do commercials to the overnight,

(55:47):
but overnight from me. He's waking up in the morning.
But they sell them on on TV two and they
tell that story. Yeah it's four zero and then CEA
N so I guess it's four ocean but oh yeah,
four zero c e A N yeah four And they're
twenty dollars apiece, and that means one pound of trash
will be removed out of the ocean. That's cool. Now,
there you go. And they just stumbled upon it, Yeah,
just by going on a servant trip. Bro. All right, bro,

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that's what it's all about, right there. That was tell
me something good. Taylor Swift said, hey, check out the
record stores, because if you're one of these stores, you
could get an autographed copy of Folklore if you're like
looking through the albums. And so they randomly mailed out
a bunch of signed Taylor Swift albums to a bunch
of stores. Well, so this indie record store in Green Bay, Wisconsin,

(56:31):
people knew that this day was the day where they
would start to be out. So people were starting to
line up, not knowing for sure if they would even
be at the store. But he had a couple of
fans outside of the store and the UPS comes up
thirty minutes for the thing opens, and they're there waiting,
but the store owner isn't there, and so the UPS
person's like, hey, will you signed for this, and the
like where did it here? Like, okay, we'll sign for it.

(56:52):
Goes well, this is for the store, and so they
signed for it and then they look inside of it
and it's all these autographed Taylor Swift records and they're
big Taylor Swift fans, right, and so they were like
they they were like, hey, we're not keeping these, they
told the manager, and so they could have got like
nine thousand dollars oh wow. Wait, so they got to

(57:14):
just keep them. They couldn't. They didn't give them to
the store and the store sold them back. They did. No,
they did give them to the store. Okay, okay, sorry,
So they took them from the UPS guy signed for
them when the store and they gave them to him
and said, hey, these we shouldn't know this, but these
are all full of Taylor Swift signed CDs. Take it here,
got it right now? One CDs going for like four
hundred bucks. Oh my god, wow, that the signed ones.

(57:35):
So that again, that's like ten thousand dollars that they
were just like, nah, Shirley Taylor is gonna do something
for them, right, so this will get to her and
she'll do something for them. The big debate yesterday was
the having some Antler's horns in my house, where I
was like, I don't think we can have horns in
the house if I didn't kill it or Caitlin didn't
kill it. And then I went second level and said, okay,

(57:57):
our next generation could have killed it, her dad, her mom,
or me the same thing. And so she obviously doesn't agree,
I said, but I did tell her say, hey, if
you want to get something that's from Africa. Have at it,
because then people won't come in and think I killed it.
But how embarrassing is it if you walk in and
there's like an eleven point up on the wall. I

(58:18):
look at eleven point Dan, where'd you kill that? Etsy?
It's embarrassing, you know. And I made the analogy. I
wouldn't buy a bunch of baseball trophies from and go,
you know, high school, all state, and then somebody goes in, Oh,
you were all state? No, I got those you know
off eBay, No, that's a trophy. So we had a

(58:40):
big conversation about it yesterday. She suggested that if her
grandfather killed it, can we put it up? Oh? Yes,
does she have one grandpa? Yes, her grandpa. Um, I
think he has a bunch perfect that qualifies for me
under your restrictions. Well then she hit me with the Okay,
well then if I can't have horns if I didn't

(59:01):
kill it, you can't have meat if you didn't kill it. Yeah,
but I said, it's not a trophy. I'm not showing
off my meat, not in that instance anyway. But a
lot of listeners and let me say this, we bring
up stuff on this show it's most of the time,
unless we're doing something for a real serious reason, pretty lighthearted.

(59:24):
We come on, we have fun, we talk about our lives.
We share a lot from our lives. But there are
a certain group of listeners that are so mean to Caitlin,
Like they were just ripping her over this, like saying
the most hateful thing. And I'm like, it's a dumb conversation.
It's not even a real fight. It's just something that
we're talking about. But people just rip her. And that's

(59:44):
when I start to feel guilty that I brought her
into this world a little bit. She has no interest
in the notorietya of it and so and then she
just sits and just gets crushed at times, or she
doesn't want to get on social media. Sometimes I can't
get on it today. I'm not ready for it. And
if that were me, and some days I feel like that,
But I brought that on me. That's a difference. If
I get on social media, I'm my god, I don't

(01:00:05):
know if I can take it. Well, that's because I
did that to me. If people are yelling at me,
it's because I put myself in the situation. Anyway. Yeah,
that's just a real trivial situation that people were very
very ugly to her. I still don't agree with the
don't like give it to her because of that. But
still there's no reason. There's no reason. Yeah, there's no
there's no reason. So there was that. I feel like

(01:00:27):
I'm losing my voice a little bit as a morning goes.
Do you? I don't know. I still hear it from
time and time and then it is so normal, but
then it'll crack, and I'm like, every time it cracks,
I get nervous for you. Yeah, me too. Now most
of us don't see famous people on a regular basis.
But the question is if you saw one of these
either awful or canceled celebrities, would you want to get

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a picture with them? So these are all celebrities that
made a list. They're either controversial or accused of awful
things or just weirdered. Okay, would you take a picture
within these people? Ready? Ready? Lori Laughlin? Yes? Aunt Becky
who's going to jail? Yeah, for like a day pretty much,

(01:01:08):
but you would go yes, laughing. Yeah. I mean if
that's the question is whether or not I would yes, Eddie,
uh sure, yeah, And Becky would be good on social media?
Johnny Depp, Oh, yeah, what'd he do? Well? It's the
Amber that Amber heard trial. You're hearing a lot of
weird stuff, kind of abusive. I think you heard right
is Oh? I guess I would need to know more,

(01:01:29):
so yeah, i'd do I'd do a selfie with him.
He doesn't have to be with me, but i'd be like,
look who I see. I would go Johnny Depp, Yeah,
for sure, because I don't know. That's if it's been proven. Yeah, okay,
Mel Gibson, Yeah not me. What did he do too? Hateful?
He does have the Yeah, okay, I guess I'm good

(01:01:49):
on him. Eddie, Nah, I'm good pass Yeah me too too.
Oh sorry I forgot about some of the stuff. Go ahead,
O J. Simpson, No, Eddie, be honest, yeah whatever, absolutely, yes,
I get it. But it'd be an amazing photograph, like
an amazing picture to show people look at this, not
me really going no one o J? All right, would

(01:02:12):
you take a picture with the celebrity next one up?
Bill Cosby? No, no, god, no way, no no, which
is such a bummer. R Kelly no, heck no, why
are you so well? That is fresh in my brain?
Because I watched his documentary recently. You show me mL
gibson documentary recent and I'll be like he no, like,

(01:02:34):
I just I don't think he compared the two. Oh no,
well no, I mean I'm just saying, yeah, they're what
they've done in society is not the same thing, but
it's still disgusting. Casey Anthony, No, what did she do
the baby? But she was found not guilty. Oh really? Nah, Nah,
I'm good. I think I'm good too. I think I'm

(01:02:56):
passing that. George Zimmerman, who's that killed Trayvon Martin. No,
Oh no, yeah, sorry m Jesse Smiley, Jesse, sorry, Jesse
Smi the guy from Empire who said maunch people attacked him. No,

(01:03:18):
I probably would not be like and he attacked me.
You would take the picture? Yeah, would you? No, I
don't care. Michael Jackson. No, yeah, I probably would with
Michael Jackson because I don't know if that's if it
makes me have a critical for other ones. But I
would Michael Jackson. It's Michael Jackson song still come on

(01:03:41):
a restaurant sometimes and I'm like, I want to love you.
Oh no, I shouldn't do that. It's I'm pretty it's
a I'm not a good pretty I have the conversation
and I just go back to the other side. No. Wait,
so that documentary, I never saw it because you told
me not to watch it on HBO. That wasn't real.
There's just a lot of people going, okay, they had

(01:04:01):
axes to grind, okay, or bones to pick or like
the I don't know, I was there something I don't probably,
But is it my job to go probably on anybody? No,
that's weird. Yeah? How about Chris Brown? No, what do
you do? Rihanna? Yeah? Nah, I pass? Yeah, I passed? Yeah, Roseanne,

(01:04:26):
wou'd you do? Very racist stuff on Twitter? I'm good.
I don't need a picture with her. Man, I'm good.
I never really liked I did. I love the show,
so you would have. But now now, yeah, man, once
you hit the race stuff, I'm out with you. Like
straight up, Charlie Sheen, what do you do have to ask? Sorry,

(01:04:52):
there's just a lot of people. I think he's just
a weird guy. Yeah, like drugs and yeah, just women,
weird guy. I mean, I guess I was. I don't
see why I wouldn't snap a pick with him. Same,
I got a couple more. Okay, Kim John Unn No, no,
big world. I think he's at a coma right now.

(01:05:16):
He is, unless he's out or dead at this point.
I mean, I never know what you're getting that information from. There. Finally,
Billy Bush, who I feel terrible for. What did he do?
He was with Donald Trump when Trump said grab him
by the blank and then putting about women Trump grabbed women.
Billy Bush was with him, and Billy Bush got canceled too.

(01:05:38):
I don't think I would know. I did't thek google
what he looks like. Well, he didn't recognize him. How
would I get a pick with him? Um? I mean,
I don't I feel bad for him, Like I guess
I would still get a picture with him if I
was and he's like, I don't even know who I
want to get picked with him? If God or he is? No? No, no?
Is he a blonde hair? Now it's okay. He also

(01:05:59):
in a band? Now do you think it Billy about
Thornton or the band Bush? I don't want to come
back down in this cloud. There's somebody that I'm thinking of.
But yeah, okay, fun games so weird, But all right,
what happened because lunchbox told me last night that Eddie

(01:06:20):
bought a mask from a homeless guy. Yeah, Eddie sees
this homeless guy every day on the way to work,
standing on the street corner, and he's a Cowboys fan,
just like Eddie. And the guy has a Cowboys mask
that he wears. So Eddie paid him ten dollars and
got a Cowboys mask, this one he was wearing. No, no, no, no, no.
He has a friend that makes those. He cares. Yeah,
it's not a big deal. He has a friend that

(01:06:40):
makes these masks. And I said, ude, where'd you get them?
I said, I'll get you when my friend makes them.
Ten bucks they're yours, and I'm like, get me one.
Here's ten bucks. Then when when you got it from
boy's wearing a Cowboys master whereas he's wearing a different one.
I haven't gotten it yet. Oh, man's still on order.
I haven't got I mean, honestly, it's been a few
months since I've got I haven't gotten it. Oh, it's
been months. It's been months. Oh. I thought he positioned it,
which is always his stories, that you walked up to

(01:07:03):
a homeless guy in the road and was like, I
like your mask. And then you put it on, and
it wouldn't have mattered who was wearing the mask. Homeless me, Ray,
I don't take anyone's mask, and that's disgusting. Yeah, that's
what Eddie made it sound like. He said, I bought
a cowboys mask from the guy standing on the street corner,
and I'm like the guy that wears it everybody. Yeah, yeah,
that guy, And he made it sound like it was

(01:07:24):
that mask. So I'm just a little worried that stop it.
Around one hundred nudists have tested positive for coronavirus at
a famous nudist resort in France. The resort require people
to wear masks indoors, even if they were butt naked,
but apparently that wasn't enough protection, so over one hundred people.
Do you see the University of Alabama story, Yeah, where

(01:07:45):
the University of Alabama had reported more than five hundred
and sixty coronavirus cases since classes we started last week.
Crazy huh. Kevin Hart said he had coronavirus around the
same time Tom Hanks did, way back in the day.
But Tom Hanks beat him by a little bit and
was way more famous than him. So he's like, I
didn't say anything. Oh got you One other news story?

(01:08:08):
Remember last year that billionaire who vowed to pay off
all the student debt for everybody in the crowd. Do
you remember that He's given a college speech and he's like,
you know what, I'm gonna play all the student debt off? Oh? Yes,
I remember now. And now he's facing criminal criminal tax probe.
Oh man, So did he pay them? I don't know, it,
says reportedly the Justice Department i RS have been investigating

(01:08:30):
him for the past four years over whether he a
billion or tech investor owes taxes on two hundred million
dollars in assets. He's not been charged with the crime yet,
but a seeking leniency. So if this happens, is this
Scots Taughts in real life? Maybe from the office, Yeah,
Michael Scott's like, I'm paying for all your college in
first grade? And then he gets there He's like, I
don't have him money anymore? Sorry? Is that the new

(01:08:51):
Scots Taughts? But also, if you're being investigated by the RS, like,
don't put yourself in the news like that. Maybe yeah, Like,
if there's an investigation about your money, don't draw attention
to you about your money yet? And what you're gonna
do with your money. Yeah, that's a weird one too.
Hotstuds makes me laugh so hard, and most people can't

(01:09:11):
watch that episode. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. I like it me too. Yeah,
all right. Finally, here's a four year old golfer who
hits a hole in one in West Virginia. He's up,
he's probably one thirty away from the hole, one twenty.
Get there, Get there, Get there, Get in the hole,
go in a hole. What what brocco, brocco, you just

(01:09:35):
hit a hole on one? Brocco, you just hit a hole?
Kids like, no way, and he runs down there like
I'll just be bops down. He goes, Oh wow, it's
in the hole. That's amazing. There's a guy I found
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in PPB funds in
his bank account. He's like, holy crap, what in the

(01:09:55):
world did he return it? Yes or no? Yes? You
think so? I think so. I hope so. Thomas Failing
woke up one day one hundred and fifty thousand dollars richer.
He's seventy three years old. The cash was from the
Paycheck Protection Program. He didn't own a business, and he
was like, why in the world just in my account.
For two weeks, he just kept looking at his account

(01:10:16):
every day, going surely they're going to see that there's
an error here, and they didn't. So you know what
he did. He reached out and said, you can there
too much money here, he said. Eventually I reached out.
I was like, hey, somebody was expecting that money and
I got it by accident, So just a heads up.
I thought that was a pretty good story. We gotta go.
Thank you guys, see later, get your bones on. Bobby

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