Best Bits: Morgan & Lunchbox Address The Elephant (Hoodie) In The Room

Happy Weekend! Lunchbox and Morgan talk about their Thanksgiving and family time. Morgan had a strange wake up call at a hotel and Lunchbox has an ongoing prank with alarm clocks in hotels. Then, Lunchbox and Morgan address the hoodie incident and their yelling match on the Post Show.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan. Part one
Behind the scene with a member of the show.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good morning, everybody, Happy Saturday, posts Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Lunchbox is joining me this weekend. Lunchbox, good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm hungover on turkey. The in laws are in town.
The last thing I want to do on a holiday
Saturday is get up and come to work. But here
I am. And you know, it's amazing. It seems like
every holiday I'm the one that has to come in.
It's like if we're going on vacation. Hey, I need
you to stay in town on that Saturday. You can't
leave for vacation. I need you to do best bits. Hey,

(00:36):
it's a holiday weekend. Guess what you're on best bits
this week. But hey, here I am, and happy Saturday
to everybody. We're all tired. And I mean, how about
that Cowboys and Giants game on Thanksgiving? That was something
something to talk about. And the Bears and the Lions. Wow,
great football?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
What a No.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't ever watch football, so which is weird. I
just you know, I know from social media what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
But that's oh, there you go. Yeah, and I thought
you were gonna go to Kansas. I thought, you're gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
See your family, but no, the fam came here.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh that's what it was. I saw the pictures of
the fami. I was like, dang, she went to Kansas
and came back already. That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, you know, just to record best bits on a Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
That's what we do. See what you guys people, We
see what we do for you.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
You guys people. You know, here's your retired best bits.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's a holiday weekend, so no one's gonna listen to this.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Actually more people listen on the holidays. You think says
we're gone.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I thought maybe the opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Really, yeah, because not.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Figure there they're all doing whatever they do on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well they do that, but then also, like you know,
you got to get away from the family for at
least an hour sometimes that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
And this thing gonna let be about three hours. We're
gonna do a special three hour edition. Guys, get ready,
buckle up.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know if we'll make it that far doing that.
We'll do a short episode.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah that works, that's even better.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
What did you do for Thanksgiving? Were you in town?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I just here, Yeah, in loss came sister in law
came and that's it as cold as what do you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Do when all your in laws coming down? Like what
what's the routine like at your house?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Is it more like you get.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
A you get to go and do stuff because they're
watching the kids. Or is it like you're all spending
time together all the time.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh, it's all together all the time. That's it. Everybody's there.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Never individual time and your wife like, oh, date night, Nope.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Never, it is everybody just hangs out together and they
know what.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You want or do you wish you had some No,
I don't whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Either way it works, But I understand my wife wants
to see her family because she had never con to
see them, so when they're here, she doesn't want to
be going to do stuff by herself. But I will
say my in laws this is what drives me nuts.
They like the lolly gag.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
They're loss.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I don't know if they're sloss.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Like move super super slow. Everything's just kind of as slow.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yes, like we're just gonna casually like okay, we're gonna
go do this, and then two hours later like all right,
I think we're ready to go now. It's like why,
it's sort of like I've gone to the beach with them,
and you wake up in the morning and I'm like,
all right, let's go to the beach, and they like
to just hang out. And then we go to beach

(03:17):
at like two o'clock in the afternoon, It's like we
wasted four hours doing nothing. So that gets on my nerves.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
So do you think it's good for you?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
So you slow down a lot because you're pretty high
energetic and it goes like full sin all the time.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Do you feel like it's good for you? It's just
harder for you to adjust maybe.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
And my wife's the same way. She likes to sit down,
enjoy her morning coffee, not being a rush, and I
am just like pacing the house, like, hey, if we're
gonna go to the playground, let's go to the playground, let's
go to the playground. She's like, let's just take our
time and it I mean, she's a ease end of

(03:58):
the morning, and I'm a hundred miles an hour when
I wake up, like, go go go go, go, go
go go go go. Got a are you.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
One hundred miles throughout the entire course of the day
or do you hit a point where.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
You go down?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh when the kids go to bed.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Then you start to settle.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, and then I sit on the couch and it's like,
I'm tired. I can fall asleep, and so I can.
Sometimes I fall asleep sitting up.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
You do fall asleep in some interry.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I mean you fall asleep really quickly on planes, Like
the moment you sit down, you fall asleep.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's amazing, it is. I mean, I can fall asleep
right now. I could close my eyes and I would
be I could fall asleep, no problem.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Do either one of your parents can they do that?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I don't know. I think yeah, I think they both can.
But and here's what's fun with My dad and mom
used to fall asleep on the couch when we were kids,
and I mean you couldn't move them, you couldn't wake
them up. You could go out the front door, come
back three hours later and they'd still be asleep on
the couch. So there was no need to sneak out people.
There was no sneaking out of my house, like you
just walk out the front door. And I always thought,

(04:57):
oh my gosh, how can they sleep that, you know, like,
how do they fall asleep on the couch? And there're
now I get it. Kids are tiring.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, I get it. You guys exhausted them.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, when we wore them out. Like and my dad
he worked constructing. I mean he repaired and remodeled houses.
So he was out in the Texas heat all day,
and so he was exhausted. And I just didn't realize
how hard he had it. And he just.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
S And you were just over there taking advantage, leaving,
going toilet, paper houses, go do whatever we wanted, and
come back still be asleep on the couch.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
You know, it's still a thing. My dad loves to
fall asleep in random places. Like he'll fall asleep at
a concert sometimes, or we'll be at a movie, or
we'll be doing something. He'll he'll be taking a little
mini nap, you know, down nap, and it's our favorite
thing to just wake him up, like alert and we'll
like go up, or it's clap, make a loud noise,
we'll do something to him, and he's every time he
comes up, like you would think.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
There's an emergency. He shoots up every time.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well what do you think when you clap and scare
him and yell out him, like yes, you freak out.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, if you're going to keep fall asleep in random places,
are going to keep giving you the the alert wake
up because my kids.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Do the same thing that dad whoa what what? What?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeap or boo?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
And it's like what what I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I feel like it's the natural trade off.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
If you're gonna do the dad nap and you have kids,
you gotta have the alert wake up.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, you better be ready for it. It's gonna come
full circle.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh wait, you used to all the time when he
like when I was in high school and he woke
me up for school. He would come in like sometimes
he comes banging stuff around.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
He like it.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
This is a back and forth constantly that we do
this to each other.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
My wife hates to be scared. So when the kids,
I mean the kids are getting good. They've gotten good
at hiding, like around the corner, Like you come around
the corner and they're just standing there, and they're really
have become so patient at just standing there and being quiet,
and so like you go in the bedroom and you
brush your teeth and you come out and they're just
standing what and you try not to curse?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
But yeah, do you teach him that like kind of skis?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I don't know, I don't know if they just learned that,
like if that's just a natural learned thing.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Or just from the nature of like hide and seek, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
And I mean I guess maybe I scare them sometimes,
but I don't know. I can't. I don't know where
they learn it. It's amazing what they learn and how
they learned it so fast.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Do you ever pick up on things like that they've
learned at school and they come and it takes you
a long time to figure out that that's where they
learned it.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Now, it's pretty easy when they hey, bro, bro, bro bro,
I got it. They learned it at school.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Like there's super big identifiers where you're like, they don't
pick this up at home.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Right, Like the other day, what was uh, my kid
was my middle one? Baby Box two was saying you
got to get strong enough or tough enough, tough enough
or tough eno up. I don't know which one he's
staying still, I'm not sure if he's staying tough enough
or tough enough. And I'm like, where did you learn that?

(07:57):
I don't know. I didn't learn anywhere. I'm like, no, no,
you had to learn it somewhere. Yeah, And then baby
Box on me. Oh, we saw that on Ninja Kids
or something. I don't know, some show.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
They watch, what about things? Have they learned anything from football?
Since you have like sports on all the time, have
they learned any of those? Because I feel like sports
there's a lot of jargon that happens, like we're thinking
of that that like tight toughen up or whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm thinking like tighten up, and maybe there's a version
of that.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
So that's why I'm curious if they've learned anything just
having sports on the TV.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
They've learned how to tackle each other. Baby Box two
has learned to get take him out of the knees.
And then also like they want to play football in
the backyard and he you know, like if you watch it,
I don't know if you've watched football, but the offensive
and defensive lineman put their hand on the ground to
get like to push off, and he does that. Now

(08:50):
he'll they'll get out there in the backyard and they'll
put their hand on the ground and tackle each other.
It's really funny.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Are you guys going to do like a family football
thing or did you for Oh?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, I mean they're a little young and we don't
have as many cousins like we used to when I
was a kid. We'd go to Tupeka, Kansas to see
them with Grandma and grandpa. And they had a big
there all their houses on their block or whatever they're
and behind them they didn't have fences, so it was
like a big, open, connected field kind of and we

(09:20):
would have big, old family freaking football games and it
was so fun with the cousins, the aunts, uncles, second
cousins and it was just everybody was out there. And
I remember my you know, uncle pulling a hamstring or
you know, someone going down with a twisted ankle, and
those were the bomb dot com. They were so fun.

(09:42):
I mean I remember, like and that's why, Like when
we did the CMA interviews, I kept asking the artists like, hey,
do you guys like to do a big football game?
Were like, and they all were like no. I'm like, oh,
do you feel like.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's gone away a little bit more?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
And maybe to your point maybe because everybody has like
fences and stuff. Now there's no collective backyards or wide
spaces that are close to the house where people can
go and play.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, because like behind my grandparents in diagonal, there are
three kids, Summer, Sky, and Shay. I think we're the
three kids' names all is I just now thought of that.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Mm hm, Well, a lot of parents like to keep
some of them like to keep the same letter that
saves their names.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I think that was their name. They live in Tapeka,
So if you guys know them, let them know. I'm
giving them a shout out. The sister Summer was the oldest,
and I think Sky was the middle, and they would
come over and play, you know, so I and So
I'd see them whenever I go to my grandparents, And
then when my grandparents moved, I've never seen them since,
but I assume they still are around.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah. Isn't that crazy how you've been back on that
and they've made enough of an impact that you remember them. Yeah,
but you would never see them again in your life.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I would. I have no idea what they look like.
I don't don't remember what color hair they had, but
I know they were brothers or a sister and two brothers,
and they lived and there was a you know, my
grandparents lived, and there's a little pond right down the
front driveway across the street. There's like a pond you
could walk around but they lived on the back side
of my grandparents, and I'm just like, I don't know
whatever happened to them, Like it's so weird. It's sort

(11:19):
of like when my parents lived in Austin their next
door neighbor. You would see them all the time going
over there, and then now I'll never see them again
in my life. Like it's like I and I don't
remember their name, but they had a daughter and a son,
and I it's just weird. It's a weird how that works.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, how people just kind of come in and out
of your life throughout the course of it, and you
look back, you're like, dang, I've met a lot of
people and I just they just literally came in and
out and that was.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
It, and they're just gone. They're gone. It was like, oh, hey,
we're here one day, gone the next. Like you're like
you're good friends with someone and then it's just like
I don't even talk to them anymore. It's wild how
that can happen.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, life is weird. Day we got we got deep early.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I mean it's like, and I'm thankful for all those relationships.
You know, it's a week of giving thanks and I'm
thankful for those football games. Man, those football games were awesome.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Maybe you got to bring it back, but I need more.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I need more people. Like with my grandparents, it was
so my grandma and grandpa, so then me my family,
So that's five people. And then my uncle Ken and
Kathy would come, they had two kids, and then Pam
and VICKI from my uncle Doug would come. So that's
a lot of people. Plus my grandma's brother would come

(12:35):
with his wife and they had three kids, and so
you know what I mean, Like it was more and
more and more. And then their three kids were a
little older and so they were kind of they were married,
so they'd bring their husband, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
So it was aren't you like making friends in your neighborhood.
I feel like you get you're getting there.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Well yeah, yeah, I'm getting, but I'm saying family like
the family game it was. This was just basically family
and it was a huge game.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Well maybe you have to adapt it to Oh yeah,
you got to.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Bring it to the neighborhood. Oh, trust me, we'll get there.
It's coming.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
The kids aren't quite old enough.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, because they can't, I mean, they can catch it
kind of, they don't really know the rules. They always
want to score. They you know, are you.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Excited for that?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
When they when they're in like middle school age and
they're like really active, they're they're like full kind of
grown humans. Right now they're like tiny babies where they're
still learning and developing.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, yeah, you know, like I do love excuse me,
I love this stage because they still want to play
with you, and it's freaking awesome. It is. The fighting
is like, it's amazing. If you watch them and you
can put them in the backyard and just sit in
the window and watch them, they will play a game
of football, soccer, baseball, tag, pirate, explore whatever they're playing

(13:50):
for an hour. Not a single fight Dad, Dad, come
out and play, come out and play ten seconds. No,
I want to do it this way. Well I want
to do it this way. And they fight the whole time.
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, because it's involved and everybody wants your attention.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh I get it. I mean who doesn't want my attention?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I think there's more of a parent kid thing where
they're like every all of them want a piece of you.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh no no. And then my wife's like texted me, hey,
come inside. I'm like, whoa, whoa, honey, this is just
getting awkward, Like, I mean, I know everybody wants a
piece of me.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I mean technically, three kids, a wife, you got four,
you got four limbs, so one arm here when I'm
there here leg there.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Exactly, that's how. And then the dog you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
So that is how? Is waldo?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Nah, he's old, he he he. I need to find
a dog ramp for stairs and I'm talking outdoor stairs,
like I google it and it's all for getting in
and out of the car. Yo. I don't need it
for in and out of the car. I need it
for patio steps.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Does that not also work for the patio steps?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
That doesn't look like it looks like it hooks into
the car like on.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
The oh on like the back little bumper.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, And I need it to be like four patio
steps like I need it to be off the patio,
you know. And I can't find one anywhere, and it's
just so annoying.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is it hard for him to get up?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah? His back hips are kind of.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I remind me to tell you about these arthritists like
kind of treats, their joint treats. But they've helped Remy,
Like I feel like she still plays like she's a
little little teddy bear.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah yeah, but Remy is a little bit like I mean,
I think he's fifteen, yeah, I mean, and he's old,
and he's you know, he's a seventy five pound dog.
He's a big dude. So getting up and down the
stairs a little harder. So I've been googling and trying
to find it. It's like here, I found one guy's
like all custom building. I'm like, all right, cool, let
me check this out. Seven hundred dollars. It's like, okay,

(15:37):
never mind, let's try something else, Like you know what
I mean, Like, like seven hundred dollars, you lost your
day of mind?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Can you do like a temporary fix, like a some
plywood like all, and you just kind of nail it
all together and put like a fabrico.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
I probably could. I just was hoping there was an easy.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Solution to well you would think it exists. I'm sure
it does.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Maybe just haven't looked in the right place yet.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
I mean I gave it to Google.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Did you look on Amazon?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I gave it an Amazon. I mean I put it
in Google, and I was like, out outdoorstairs dog ramp,
you know, like and it's all right.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Well, if anybody's out there is listening, and I'm sure
other people have had this, I had to do this,
so yeah, I much walk.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
To know what you did.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
The only ones I've ever seen it like are homemade,
and I'm just like, man, I gotta go, And you know,
it's just I was hoping I can.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
But it's either homemade or seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
So that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
You take your pick. Yeah, Okay, we're gonna take a
quick break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Speaking of Amazon, when's the last time that you got
duped by something? And I'm asking you this because Amazon
totally duped me. I was having so my whole family's
in town and they brought their three dogs and I
needed to spray this stuff on my yard because in Tennessee,
the bugs never die. You know, we don't ever really
get cold snaps crazy down here in the South. They
last like a very small period, but they don't kill

(16:58):
off all like the flea and ticks like.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
I thought they die all the time.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, not not in the South. The humidity kind of
keeps them alive. Just in general.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I thought it gets pret dangn cold here because I
mean it's forty degrees to day. That's cold.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's cold outside, but we don't ever get like frost
consistently enough to kill them in the grass, if that
makes sense. So I just spray this stuff on my yard.
That was like helping protect all the animals. And I
ordered it off Amazon and it was supposed to be
this thing that hooks up to my hose and it's
like you know, you've seen like the weed killer.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
The big big it's like that size, right, got it?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
This thing shows up it's the size of my hand,
and I was like, that is not that's not good.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Want so you built you bought the wrong size? Well
how many ounces did it say it was?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
It said it was on there and it set it
at the top and it was on a different option,
Like I had to go and like a completely it
was just the description of whey it duped me.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, so it had two different sizes you could buy,
and you bought the smaller size.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, but also it was only allowing me to buy
the one, so I thought that was the option. And
ounces throw me off right, like any of the things,
and ounces, I don't know unless I actually go and
Google and me like, how big is fifteen ounces?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, it doesn't really make sense because it's like ounces
are pounds. But so if I'm buying one pound of it.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Like that feels big, you know what I mean? But
then it does it when it comes. So anyways, I
gotdoped on Amazon. This thing showed up. It's like the
size of my hand, and I'm like, okay, cool Amazon.
So when's the last time you got duped? It doesn't
have to be a purchase the life experience.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Let's see, I don't really get duped because I don't
buy anything. Like that's my problem is I don't buy
any everything anything.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Is it more that you tell your wife like, hey,
I need something, can we add this to the list
and when she goes that's when.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
It gets bought?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Or no, no, no, I just don't buy it. I mean literally,
I don't know when the last like what would I
ever buy? What would I buy?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I mean, do you do like house projects and you
need stuff?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
No, we don't do it. Guy, I don't need any
I guess I'm saying I don't buy anything.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, you don't do house projects, you don't buy shoes
paint pants.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Nope, have them bought me?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
I say that laughingly because I'm pretty sure you wear
the same two different pants.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Now, I got like four or five pairs of pants
that I wear, these little like basketball pants.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
They are they're like these. Yeah, where did the basketball
fans come from? Let's do, let's do.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Where where do your clothes come from?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I mean I couldn't tell you where these pants came from?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Really, have you had them like long enough?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Long enough? Yeah? Like I probably got them on the
clearance rack at Academy ten bucks, I would bet, and
that's where I probably got them. I mean, I couldn't
tell you last time I bought.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
And you have no desire to ever get new stuff. No,
you're just like stay with whatever I have. Like now
you're wearing a hoodie. I'm pretty sure that one of
your sore losers.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah one you Yeah, I have a new version of this.
He gave me an updated version, but this is the
og one he sent.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, you have to rotate all your hood he said,
you were at the studio.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yes, I do. And I'm going to say, let me see,
Like there's some shorts. I went to Academy one time
and they had like a sale on these shorts and
they had like three white lines on the side there Adidas,
and I guess they're kind of lacrosse shorts. And I
bought nine pairs of them for six bucks a pop.
And that was probably fifteen years ago, and I still

(20:23):
wear them to this day.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Seriously, are all nine of them still standing or.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
No, they're still standing, all of them. Like my buddy Oscar,
shout out Oscar Corpus Christi, Texas. Go see him if
you need a cell phone or if you need if
your business is looking to switch plans. He does the
business plans.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
He's your cell phone guy on it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yeah. He as a groomsman in his wedding, he gave
us some Nike shorts and they got pockets. Still got
them fifteen years ago he got married.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
What about your kids, did you? I assume with your
wife she shops in it's the clothes.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, we don't really buy them clothes either. I mean,
the oldest one is he gets new.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Clothes, got it, and then they just can't pass.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
And then they get passed down. Like the youngest one
he has he is wearing the same clothes as his
two older brothers.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Did.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
You not.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Ever, where are you at in the sibling of your
the youngest? Did you get everything passed down to you?

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
I mean when I got to school age, I mean
I got to pick out clothes, but not very many,
but yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Were you going to let them pick out clothes when
they get to like school or is this going to
be a consistent thing?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Well, here's the problem. Here's the problem with our stupid school. Okay,
the stupid thing is they have to wear a solid
colored shirt, so they can't wear like Mickey Mouse. They
can't wear their favorite sports teams. So there's nothing really
to pick.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Out any color. It just has to be solid yes, So.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
You just get a variety of colors and they you
send them to school and now, no, it's a public school.
We don't do private school.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
It's a public school.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
And they say it's distracting. It's not a uniform because
you can wear purple, I can wear green, this person
can wear red as long as it's solid colored.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh, I agree, because like I see my sister's.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Kids, that feels like a uniform to me. I know
it's not right because they don't have to purchase a
specific thing or whatever. But it feels very uniform.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, I agree, And it makes them not be able
to go pick out their favorite Sonic the Hedgehog shirt.
They can't wear it the school. Like that's fun. I
remember those days, like and the cute pictures of you know,
with them smiling and Sonic the Hedgehog on there. Instead
it's just them in a green shirt, them in a
red shirt and they but they say it cuts down

(22:51):
on distractions. I'm like, what distraction?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I am curious to study on that if it actually does.
How old at this like where they're at, how old.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Does the school go fifth grade?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'm just curious, like the study on that if it
actually does, Like because you just don't even have kids
in general wearing a lot of brand names, right.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
You have them wearing more like sports teams.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
You have the more Disney st Disney, Mickey Mouse, he
Man cars whatever, I mean, whenever they're into Elsa that
that's frozen.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Girls, a lot of girls wearing that.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
So that shocks me. Wow.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, So I mean there's no real it's not exciting
to go for them to go pick out clothes because
I'll take a purple shirt, I'll take a green shirt.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
That's crazy. I have never heard of that.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah either die.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Did it start with your oldest or did it start recently?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Well no, I don't know. It just started kindergarten.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, so when he is he in kindergarten or is
he No, it's kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
He's the first one.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, and so that's I mean, that's our first time
at school.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
So it feels so much bigger than just kindergarten.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah, I know it's it's not good.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
But I also have no frame of reference.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I think, being someone who doesn't have any kids, when
I see kids, like my age.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Predictor is so often it's hard. When I see him,
I'm like, oh, you're like six and they'll be like two.
I just can't. I can't place it together.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
It's wild. It's it's weird to see. Like, we met
up with another family this weekend, this past weekend, and
their kid is ten. Their oldest kid is ten. I
mean the dude probably weighs one hundred and fifteen pounds
of solid muscle. He's probably about four almost five feet tall.
I mean, he is huge and he's only ten.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Are his parents like that?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
No, he's just like kind of a random like I.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Think, like somewhere in the fand like the Grandpa's or
something or big. But I mean he is a huge kid,
and I'm like he's ten, Like yeah, I mean he
looks like he could be in middle school?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Is that crazy?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Also, I feel like looking at and maybe it's more
the girls now, but like I'll see young girls, I'm like,
you look like you're gonna be a freshman in high
school and they're in.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Like this sixth grade.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh okay, And I can't tell if that's because of
the makeup and you're old.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Really yeah, that is is that you're old. You're getting older,
that's getting older. I mean people used to say the
same thing about us. Yeah, and now it's like when
you can't tell, it's like you're old.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Dang, that's true. But they do, they really do wear
like more makeup and things that like put it this way.
When I was in middle school.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Like we had multiple layers, we have like orange stuff
caked on our face, We had funny like we were
we were learning what to do and how to look right.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh, social media has taught them how to do makeup.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, so now they all look like they're like glamorous
red carpet by fifth grade.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
So there's yeah, but yes, I do think I'm getting
older because it is really hard for me to tell
ages now. But there's that level too where I feel
like they look older younger.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Now look older younger. Yeah, got it?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Before, like we looked funny, like we were, we went
through an awkward phase.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I don't think they have awkward phases now.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I was watching like sort of like, I was watching
the Chargers and Ravens last Monday night and there's a
wide receiver for the Chargers named Ladd mccon mconclymconche maconchlee,
I can't talk early in the morning whatever. Ladd mconkie
and he played at Georgia and it's his first year
in the NFL. And he looks like he is fourteen
years old. Really, like they show his face. I'm like
that dude is twelve?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Is that crazy?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I'm like, dang. And that's when I know. I'm like,
I'm old. I get it. I'm old.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I will accept that that's probably true.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
But he looked I mean he looks twelve.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I feel now now that we're having this. Yeah,
I feel okay, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
That's what it is. It's okay, you feel old, you're old.
It's it happens, and it's it's weird, but it does happen.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Do you still get that because when you shave you
look super young? You have your beard like you could
you have your little white patch right here. Yeah, and
you don't even have any white.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
In your hair.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I have a couple, but not in a lot. Like
it's like not like how your beard no no, no,
not big patches.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
So when your beard grows in, you definitely look older
because the color.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
But like when you shave your beard, you look super young.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
So do people always ask you when you're fully shaved,
how old are you?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Or do they question it?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Not as much question it, but they like people that
I know, like, dang, you look so much younger, like
it is crazy, do.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
You idd Yeah? But do you ideed when you have
your beard?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Well I mean a little bit. They're like, oh, I
have to do it, you know what I mean? But
like they know, yes, But like when I'm clean shaven,
I'm like, oh, you know, I'm forty, How old am
I forty? Three and they're like, I need to see that.
I d Yeah, it's it's weird, but I mean people
do say, hey, do you ever age? I mean, it's
just my skin routine, guys, just my skin routine, and.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Your skin routine is probably soapen water. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Have you has your wife tried to get you on
any type of skin routine?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
No? Like, what did she put me on? I don't.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I assume she probably has she has something. Yeah, but
you she hasn't tried to get you on it. You're
a lost cause.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
I'm a lost cause. Yeah, but it's working.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I mean it had.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, you don't look like you've aged. It's just when
you get your beard and have the color.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
And that's what I try to like, here's my thing.
I try to stay clean shaven. But shaving is probably
the most annoying thing I have to do in my life.
That is the worst thing. And it doesn't take long,
but golly, I hate shaving more than anything.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Why is that it's annoying, Like because it's it takes
a while, or just because you just don't like it.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
It's annoying.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I don't know. I don't have to shave my face,
but I gotta shave your legs. I do get that.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like, that's why why girls calm everything showers when you
have to do all your shaving and you have to
do multiple hair masks and it's a whole process.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
And then you do that and then you have the
hair on the wall that you forget to take off
the wall. That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, we have lots of hair. Yeah, it's hard to
keep up with.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Man a couple times. I mean first time I saw it,
I was like, Wow, what the hell's in the shower?
Freaking animals.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I'm pretty sure every man that's had that.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
It's like disgusting.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I have to vacuum, like even my bathroom.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I have to vacuum my bathroom so often because I
just shed my hair just sheds.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Oh, so I have to vacuum a lot.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I'll tell you what the worst is, claw on the
wife's hair, clogging the drain in the shower, and then
you got to pull it out of there.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Have you had to pull it out?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh yeah, I got a little thing from home depot. Man,
it's like a as little spikes on the side of
it and you put it down there and you twist
it and it pulls it out and it stinks like but.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
At least you don't have to pull it out by
the hand anymore.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Well, yeah, because the the drain is in the shower, like,
it doesn't come up like it's in the tie whatever,
the bathroom, whatever the ground is. I don't know what
it is to talk about, but yeah, so you'd stick
that thing down there and you twist it and it
pulls it up, and it's.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like I often I offen think of my dad when
it comes to these scenarios because you.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Know, already clean your hair out of your drain or
do you call the plumber?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
No, I don't call the plumber.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Uh, the drain in my bathroom is awesome. I don't
seem to have that issue. But my sink and stuff,
I have to make sure I keep cleaning those. Okay,
so yes, but I do that. But I do the
like the sinks.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Manually, but the other ones I don't. But I think
about my dad because he had four daughters that suck
and we often, you know, weren't good about cleaning as kids,
and as we got older, and he loved to clean.
That was something he liked doing.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
What he liked to clean.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, he always liked keeping the house super clean.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
He's where I get kind of my cleaning OCD from,
when everything.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Has your dad checked into a hospital a sap.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
No, he liked it.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
It's like it's a thing for him. And I think
it was because we were so messy. Again, four daughters,
so he had to just four children.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
It doesn't matter daughters, boys girls, two boys, two girls.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
It is messie. Yes, but I think about specifically this hair,
and you know that all of our bathrooms had that
all the time, and he was.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Always cleaning them. I don't know how many times he
had to do that in this lifetime, you.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
That sucks. That sucks.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
That's what that maybe they go.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I mean, I bet it was an emotional household.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yes, I mean a lot of ups and downs. I
played a lot of sports. We all played a lot
of sports.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I know, but just women in general, four five women
in one house, the emotions just had to be all
over the place. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Maybe that's why he's so cool con collect and nothing
can bother him.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Because he's seen it all. He's just like, oh my gosh, whatever. Yeah,
he was always good with it.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
He was always good. If I ever had like a breakdown.
I was crying in my closet. He just comes sit
with me whether what happened.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I mean, that's what he is. He's your dad. He's
not going to just ignore you.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Well no, but some dads, could you know what I mean? Like,
and he chose not to what's going on.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I'm like, I'm like all right. For about twenty seconds,
I'm like, all right, all right, and now Twins says,
all right, you're good, you can start right now. I
got's let's let's let's wrap it up.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
See you could have done that.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
He did it.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
He let me cry it out.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Okay, we're gonna take one more quick break. We'll be
right back, lunchbogs.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
You'll love this. I say that sarcastically.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I was at a place in San Antonio when I
went to visit our stations.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Right, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Got woken up at five am to a zoom class
happening in the little courtyard.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Next to my room. No. All I could think was
having a fit right now.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Wait, okay, so it wasn't the hotel. It was just
next to the hotel.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
No, no, no, it was in the hotel.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
So the hotel has had this courtyard and all of
them kind of had these little patios that went to
the courtyard.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
As soon as you open the door, they were there.
There was no like stay at.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I think it was called the Hotel Riviera. It was
super beautiful and right next to the river walk. Yeah,
really really pretty, and I loved it. But I when
I'm not kidding you, I was like I kind of
like woke up a little bit, like what is that noise?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
And all of a sudden I opened up my little
what do you call them? Shutter doors?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah? They swing open, yeah, you know doors, yeah, patio
door windows, sliders doors.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Well they both swing open, right, And all of a
sudden it's like five six seven and I was like,
oh my, it's not No, that's not cool. What would
you have done?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I have called the front desk and what the is
going on down there? Like hello? Like no one said
when I was checking in there was gonna be a
zooma class at five a M. I paid to stay here.
I didn't be paid to be woke up by five
six seven eight. No, no, no, no, like shut that down.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
They were so happy too.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
But the best part was like this wasn't a full class,
right if it was like, a you know, twenty people.
I'd be like, okay, well I'm clearly outnumbered.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Here's right four.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yes, there's the instructor and three participants.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
And are these participants people that work at the hotel
or they stay at the home hotel and they hired
a private Zuma instructor, A wrote whatever you call it.
I don't know what You're like, Come on, man, they
got to tell you that, like, hey, just see, you
know we got a zooma class at five am. If
you don't want to hear it, we won't put you
on that courtyard. Okay, yeah, I don't want on that courtyard.
That's something I'm pretty sure everybody is that. No, you

(34:18):
know what happened to me one time? What is I
this is so embarrassing. Where was it was in Austin
and I go to sleep, you know, we're iHeart country
and I don't know if it's this year or last year.
I don't remember, and freaking five ten am the alarm.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I'm like, what in the world.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
I'm hitting it and hitting it and hitting it and
it won't go off, and I'm like, what in the world.
I called the front desk and I'm like, hey, I
cannot get this alarm to shut off. Please help me,
Please help me, like, and they're like, well you should.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Be it, should you know? And I'm hitting it. I'm
hitting it all right, We'll send someone up. And then
I'm like, oh, never mind, it went off. It went off.
It's off. It's off. I go back to sleep. Six
minutes later.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Rah right, you're on the snooze button.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
And I'm like, I don't understand. And I called the
front Aska and I'm like, it's going off again. It's
going off again. And they're like, just unplug it from
the wall, and so I take that card and I
ram I rip it out of the wall right right right,
still going off, and I'm like, hey man, it's still
going off. You got to send someone quick, Like I
can't have this happening. I need to, like because I

(35:38):
had no kids, I'm like, I'm gonna sleep in. This
is gonna be amazing. And it's five fifteen in the
freaking morning, and they come up. I unplugged the fridge
and so they unplugged the alarm clock.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
In on fairness, it was early in the morning and
you were like getting woken by the alarm storm.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, and what's funny, But he did, like the person
that came up did try to turn it off by touching.
They're like, yeah, it seems broken, like and he took
it with and he goes, you want me to bring
you to I was like no, no, no, no, like I
don't need what to know. So now every time I
leave a hotel room, I set the alarm for five am.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
You do it to everybody else? Yeah, just because you
had that one? So mean, that's like the prank that
keeps on giving, but you never get the satisfaction of it.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
You never get the satisfaction of it. But you know,
you know that next morning, like a what's going off?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Those poor people?

Speaker 3 (36:32):
I wonder, like, what's funny is what if no one's
staying in that room and it just goes off?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
It just keeps constantly going off, and seventy probably next
door is like, are.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
These are going to turn their alarm? Like you shut up?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I would if I heard that and it kept going off,
I think I would get to the point of having
concern that somebody died because they're not turning it off.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Didn't think about that.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
You know what I mean though, because you're like, Okay, well,
they're not turning it off. I would I don't even
think I would go to the point of, like, nobody's
in that room.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I would literally be like, somebody's dead, that's true.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Or they just sleep really there there and they're still
sleep and they won't wake up. And what's funny is
you don't even Like when I go to a hotel, now,
I should just unplug the long clock, but what I
do is I throw a shirt over it because it's
so bright, Like why not just don't plug it? Like,
why do I throw a shirt over it?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
You have a thing with the long clocks.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Well, because when you're trying to sleep and it's in
that dark room, you know, and then it has that
bright light, you're like, oh, and the easy thing would
be to unplug it, but I just throw a shirt
over it.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
You Know. It's funny, though, is because you can fall
asleep everywhere. I'm surprised you're sensitive.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
No, not sensitive too. But when I wake up and
I see it, I'm like, oh, but like if it's
just so dark, it's like, ah, I feel so much better.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
It does feel better dark.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
But I let me tell you, if I'm really tired,
I can pass out. You can put me in a
room that is fully lit and like every there's noises
around me happening, and I will just pass out.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh yeah, like I my body and to be tired.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Really you can, well you can fall asleep quickly, and
you do that on planes.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
So that tracks.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
But I have this question for you because you did
go overseas. Yeah, our last vacation, and you had a
long flight. How long was that flight?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
No? It was only five hours?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Oh dang it?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Okay, because we went so I flew to Minnesota and
then Minnesota to Iceland was only five hours. It was crazy?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Is that because Iceland kind of sits in the middle.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Before you're Iceland the wrong person. I didn't even know
where Iceland was.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
But you went, Yeah, so you got to see it.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Like I didn't know until the day before we loved
and Ray looked it up on a map. I had
no idea where Iceland was.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Well, I'm about to make like my longest flight ever,
me and my friend Julia Cole, which I'm pretty sure
you've got her a few times. We're going to Paris together,
which is gonna be so much fun. Excuse me, yeah,
so much fun.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
You're going to Paris together.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, but I've never done a long flight like that.
I'm pretty sure the longest flight I had ever been
on was California to Hawaii and that was four hours.
This flight, I have to go from Chicago to over
like Paris, and it's like nine hours, okay, and I'm
kind of freaking out because I don't know what I'm
gonna do with myself on a plan for nine hours. Well,

(39:04):
you'll sleep, but do you take like do you like
take like melatonin or like pills in my past, or
you just like try and force yourself to fall asleep.
I know, because yours is a little different because you
can just fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well, you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Here's here's the thing. The first time I took an
over whatever night flight, I went to Greece for my honeymoon. Yeah,
and I didn't sleep but two hours because I was
so paranoid about being over the water, and so I
watched that little tracker and so then I made it.

(39:38):
Oh for sure, But it was my first time flying
and over and I'm scared to fly over that water.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Because you know, so vast and wide.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And if the plane decides it wants
to make a landing in the water. They'll never find
my body. And I don't like that. I don't want
to be fish food.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Oh well, I think there's worse.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I mean no, no, that's there's nothing. There's nothing worse
than that.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
That's the worst one. Well, I feel like though, I mean,
it's a step you would die before you hit them.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
No, no, I'm not. I know that I'm not going
to survive.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, so you want to you want to know you'd
become fish food. At least it'd be in environmentally friendly.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
No, that's what I'm saying, like you love the environment,
so like it would pollute the water.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Well, but you know your body. I'm not talking about
the plan.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
No, no, no, no, no, no ah. So I didn't
sleep and you get there and it's daytime and it's like,
oh and so then we took like a boat cruise
like fairy thing. I fell asleep the whole time.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
How how long was the boat fairy I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I was out.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
I mean I kept trying to stay awake. I was
trying to stay awake.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, because you're probably also jet lagged, so tired.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
So tired, Okay, but getting to Iceland, I mean I
just slept. I mean, here's the hard part though, is
I mean if I if I went to sleep right
when we took off, it was gonna be five hours
of sleep, and I didn't. I stayed up for a
little bit and didn't watch a little bit TV and
probably slept for three and a half four hours something.
So then you get to Iceland and you're really tired

(41:09):
but gotta start rocking.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Okay, well you but you also you sleep so easily.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
So if you're out there and you've done these I
need I need pro tips for long travel because I'm
kind I'm kind of well, we're gonna leave at like five,
and we'll get in super early at like seven am
or something.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, so five you're gonna be tired by eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I'm hoping so, and I'll fall asleep. But also, like,
do people bring like little pillows? What pillows actually work?
Because I've tried neck pillows and I don't really like them.
I need like an actual pillow.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I don't use a pillow.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I know you don't. That'll just throw your head back.
You're like, here we go catching flies. Yeah, but I
did get I did get the window seat on all
of my planes that I have, So that's a well,
that's key. Yeah that was big, But but now I
need I just I need tips for long travel.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Your head against the window and fall asleep, that's.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Like that, Yes, that's you. I feel like that will
work for you.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
It'll work for you because you'll be so tired. I'll
be so dark in that cabin and it'll be great.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I'm a night out? Are you a night out?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I'd rather be awake at night. I wake up at night.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I feel like I'm going to be like sitting there
like stir crazy because I'm sitting there for nine hours
and I want to be wide awake.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Like I should go to bed earlier on the weekends,
and my wife goes to bed and I'm like, oh, yeah,
I'll be right up, And then like two hours later,
I'm like, man, I'm still watching football game or just
something on TV, just because I'm like it's quiet, yeah,
and I like being awake at night. And then I
go to sleep and then my kids get up at
six am and I'm like, oh my god, I should
have gone to bed earlier. What am I done?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
You know, there's a name for that.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
It's called I think it's called like revenge procrastinating, not
in a sense of like you're procrastinating thing, but you're
it's like a revenge that you didn't have the day
to do what you wanted to do, and so now
you're like kind of pulling on yourself.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Maybe yeah, like it's really dumb, it is, but you
feel good in the moment.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
You feel great in the moment, you're like, oh man,
this is so cool. Man, Like I'm just living my
best life. And then like four hours later, when the
kids are like, dad, Dad, Dad, what's for breakfast?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Dad?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Dad? Make us pancakes, You're like, I regret, Oh, why
did I do that? That show is not worth it?
That stupid movie wasn't worth it. That football game one
worth in, that basketball game one worth, and oh my gosh,
I didn't even care about the two teams. I didn't
care about that movie. I was just watching it because
it was on.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Oh yep, and yet we still keep doing it.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I'd already seen that episode of Seinfeld five times, but
let me watch it again just because I'm awake.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Oh yeah, it's called I think I don't know if
it's procrassating, but it called revenge something.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
It's like, why do know what that's called?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
That kind of revenge? Oh, you're you're taking back your time. Yeah,
it's kind of what it?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Okay? Maybe serious? Well, I'm really just giving it away
because I got to get up early when they.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Wake up, I know, I know. Okay, Well, we're gonna
jump out of here. Tell the people.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
We're done well with this one. Yeah, we gotta go
answer some listener questions.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Oh, I can't wait to hear the questions. Yeah, what
is there any questions about the sweater? Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
There was, but we're keeping a stipil on investments we.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Can Basically, I kept waiting. I was like, when is
the sweater gonna come up? But not even going to
talk about the sweater.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
We talked about it.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
You you love to like go on things forever, and
I don't have the capacity.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
I know and I and I want everybody to know. No,
I don't hate Morgan. I don't care like you guys.
Why would I'm not mad at Morgan. Like, it's not
a big deal.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
It's not mad at lunchbox. He's like my brother that
she wanted to kill me.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
That's okay. It happens.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
That was like in our moment.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Lunchbox and I had spent a lot of time together
in the past, like three days, and.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
We were tired, and it has been a long few days.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yes, And I think when she told me to f off,
I still.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Don't remember that. I'm sorry. I still know.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
I kept needling her. Is that we call it needling?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Like poking?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, poking her all night because I'd be like, are
you sure you want to stand next to me? Because
I got this sweater, this hoodie on. I'm like, oh,
you know what I mean, look at all these people
staring at me because I have my hoodie on. And
that's when she said, you don't need to be an
a hole for no reason. And I'm like, oh man,
my hoodie didn't like that. You were like, f off

(45:01):
and you stormed off. And I was like, yeah, that's
what I do. Like you say, I like to take
things and beat a dead horse. I don't let it
go and let it go and I just keep going
and going and going.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, And there's there are moments where I hit my
threshold and I'm like I can't do this.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Sometimes it works, She's like I can't with you, right,
now I can't. I can't do it today. Not today.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I'm pretty sure there's a few times in our entire gosh,
has it been like seven almost a year together. I'm
pretty sure there's maybe been like three occasions, and most
of the time there are around stems because we spend.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
So much time together.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
It's exhausting and.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
We're tired, and we spent like fourteen plus hours days working.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
This is it's rough.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, it's rough. Those are them. But yeah, no, we're good.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I love Lunchbox still, even though he did look ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
That is what it is.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It is what it is, man. Some people didn't like
some people don't like style, you know what I mean?
What can I say? Haters hate and I'm great. I
mean you hate me because they hate me, you know
what I mean? Like that's life every Thanksgiving, guys.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Do you feel better?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying like people are like,
oh my god, they hate each other, and like I
was like, I don't care, Like I.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Really don't care. No, I could never hate you. I
love you, like you're literally like my brother.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
But you don't know when to piss out of me sometimes,
and that's what brothers do.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, yeah, just like what sisters do exactly.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
So here we are all right, goodbye guys. Okay you
want to promote, you can check out the Sore Losers.
Uh yeah, Ray and I we do a little podcast,
and uh, check me out Radio Lunchbox on all the
socials except for Twitter.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yeah he's still not there and.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
It's called X, but who calls it X.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I always trying to tag you on the show and
I just have to write lunchbox because it can't tag you.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
It's really annoying, it is.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I thought you were about to get back in. Didn't
they reach out?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Yeah, they reached out, but then they're like, all right,
go to this email address. I'm like, I don't have
that email address. And then they never respond that to that.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Like it's like it's a dumpster fire anyway. So you're
not really missing out. I'm much honestly, I know, but
I know you miss it, but you're really not missing it.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
It was weird over there without me.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
It does It feels weird just writing lunchbox instead of
at Radio Lunchbox. No, okay, you can follow the show
at Bobby Bone Show and and me at web Girl Morgan.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Also, I had my parents.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
On my podcast Take This personally talked about my childhood
raising four girls, and I also asked my mom about
the infamous American Idol situation where she wouldn't let me.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Who talks more in that podcast? Your mom or your dad?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Definitely my mom. My dad got nervous. That's weird and
he's really not. Yeah, like he's such a big character,
but he got on that mic and he's like he
just like forgot what to do.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
It's funny because like my dad has come on Sore
Losers before and he gets nervous and then afterwards he's like,
oh shit, I should have said this. Oh I really
messed up there. And I'm like, you're way over thinking that.
No one is paying attention, no one cares, like they
just they're excited you're there.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
But it's also it's just different for us because we're
so used to it. For then they're like, this is
I'm not I don't do this.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
And my dad does this a lot, so you want
me to do that? No, Dad get up on the but.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, yeah, there was.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
They had to share them because I had it kind
of set up, so there was that I'll bring him
on for another episode maybe another holiday. But it was
fun to have him on and ask him about that stuff.
And my dad talks about a funny situation with one
of my ex boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
So get stuff over there.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Awkward.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
No, I asked him about it because it involves him
being in his underwear and it's like three o'clock in
the morning and being out in the lawn as this
dude arrived.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh, it's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Oh I had I've been in my underwear in front
of my in laws one time. That was awkward. See
that was awkward.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Okay, well maybe maybe we shared on listener Q and I. Yeah,
little tibit story over there. Okay, bye people, Bye.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
That's the best Bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
for listening.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend.
Go follow the show and all social platforms and followed
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week's episode.