Best Bits: The Best Challenges of the Year with Morgan and Special Guest Lunchbox!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan number two.
What is up, y'all? Happy New Year? It's January first.
I cannot believe we are already in twenty twenty two.
If you're listening to this, Happy New Year's Day or
maybe Happy After New Year's Day, but either way, we
are in twenty twenty two. And right now, instead of

(00:23):
breaking down the best bits of the week because we
have been out on holiday vacation, I am breaking down
the best challenges of the year twenty twenty one. And
I got my dude lunch box in here with me.
Oh Happy New Year? Are you about to sing the
Happy Birthday song? And really I don't know. I was
going to say and a Happy New Year, but I
wasn't gonna say Merry Christmas because that's way past, Like

(00:44):
that's a whole week ago. So now that it's in
a happy New Year, like, I can't believe it's twenty
twenty two. Yeah, where did the whole year go? It
went fast? Don't blink? Oh boy, you know when lunch
bocks are singing that, right? Yeah that's ken, Yeah, yes,

(01:05):
it's but I mean, it's crazy to think the last
two years. I feel like half maybe this is I
hate doing this. Oh, I don't want to sound old, Okay,
I think I'm gonna sound old. Okay. It's amazing how
fast the years go by when you get older, Like

(01:26):
the last the last two years have absolutely flown by.
I mean the first one was COVID hits, and it
was a little weird. It didn't feel like it was
flying because you felt like you were locked in your
house for the first six months. But it also flew
by because you were locked in your house for six months,
so you saw nobody. I mean, it felt like the same.

(01:49):
It felt like Groundhog's Day, over and over and over again.
That's Tim mc grannelly, but over and over again. It
did feel like that. The pandemic, Like I keep referring
the pandemic as this past year because we're still in it. Yes,
but really the past the pandemic year was twenty nineteen,
not twenty twenty. Oh no, yeah, because it hit in

(02:13):
twenty nineteen when we were actually in lockdown. Was twenty nineteen, right, No,
twenty twenty because this year was twenty twenty one. No, no, no, yeah, yeah,
because my second son was born in twenty twenty. He
was born on February nineteenth, twenty twenty, and then nothing
was happening yet, nothing was happening yet, and then ten
days later, see I think it is like two years

(02:35):
ago time. That is two years that's what's crazy now,
it is, yeah, right, and so yes, because then we
had the tornado hit our neighborhood ten days later, and
then like a week after that is when COVID hit, right,
and we went into lockdown. So my poor wife was
stuck at home with a year and a half year
old and a newborn and didn't go anywhere. I at

(02:58):
least came to work, so I got to the house
for work. We really got lucky in that aspect because
we as far as lockdown for work, we're really only
lockdown for about a month, right, and then we are
back to work because we were considered essential, which I
find that incredible to say that I was an essential worker.
Then if you wanted to question me where I was going, Ah, sorry,

(03:18):
I'm essential. I'm not sure we are, but we can
put it there. I mean I don't, I guess because
we make people laugh. Yeah, because we're on the radio.
Radio was in Most people assume radio's news and stuff, right,
so we're considered an essential work. Yeah, and we definitely
weren't news. Gosh, but my brain is going to keep
getting messed with if we keep discussing the time. But

(03:39):
that's what I mean by feeling old and like, I
can't believe it's twenty twenty two. Happy New Year. I know,
time seems to be absolutely flying flying by. You're gonna
be surprised when I count down these best challenges because
I'm like, we did that this year because I don't remember,
but we did. Okay, I can't. I can't even think

(04:01):
of any challenges that we did. The only one I
know is it's going to be number one because it
was number one over my kid being born. So that's
the only one I can think of. All right, well, yeah,
that's a solid guest. We'll see if it makes that list. Lunchbox,
you will remember this one fondly. You drank a turkey
and gravy Jones soda. I do remember that that was

(04:21):
a Thanksgiving thing and they come out with it to
make it. I don't really understand why you would ever
invent turkey and gravy anything besides a turkey and gravy
sandwich or on your plate, but Jones Soda. They're known
for creating limited edition in these very bizarre flavors. Right,
and so we spun the wheel, spun the wheel, and

(04:41):
of course the wheel hates me. It landed on you,
like there are magnets behind that thing. Like I am
convinced that every time we spend that wheel when they
want it to be me, every once in while to
take the magnets off, because then it'd be too obvious.
But nine times out of ten, that stupid wheel lands
on me, and which is crazy to me. I thought
that wheel and I would have a better relationship since
it came with us when we moved here. Like I

(05:04):
have used that wheel for fifteen years, and so I
thought after a while, like it would start picking on
the new newer people because no one's really new anymore
because everybody's been on the show for a while now.
But no, it consistently messes with me. So are you
saying right here and now you have a conspiracy theory
about the wheel? Absolutely, Like I don't know what it is.

(05:24):
I don't know if it's weighted wrong the like they
unscrewed something to make it lean one way, but it
consistently lands on my name over and over and over again,
back to Nelly and Tim mcgrawl. Some listeners would argue
that it's the karma you've put out into the world
that you keep getting it back to karma back. Yeah,
I guess it really doesn't land on my name because

(05:47):
when it lands on your name usually we play it
different ways each time. But that's depending on how we
do it. Magnets are on, magnets are off. They tighten
a screw, they untighten a screw. I think you're just unlucky.
I think is a situation here because that wheel is
all about luck, right, just like a lot of things
in games or about luck. I have a feeling you
just kind of have some not great luck. I wouldn't

(06:09):
say I'm the luckiest person in the world. No, I
wouldn't say that. I wish I could claim, oh, I'm
so lucky, but no, I'm not. Really, Like I think
about it, I'm like, I get pretty unlucky a lot. Well, okay,
so let me ask you something, Okay, so we can
talk about this challenge. Il No, because it was hilarious
to watch you chug it. I made you get down
on one knee like you did like you did a

(06:29):
smear off ice challenge, Yes, because that needed to happen.
But if you could try a food in like a
different form. Think about this for a minute, because I
want to talk about something. Oh there's something that I
love that I until I was writing this question, totally
forgot about. It's space ice cream. Okay. So when I
used to go on field trips for school to space, No,

(06:52):
there was cause something was It was like a place
that you go and you learn about astronauts and space
and everything. Is one of our field trips during school.
And one of the things you were able to get
there it was space food to get the full experience
of what astronauts do in space. So you went to NASA, No,
I wish I went to NASA. Really cool. It's in Kansas,

(07:12):
somewhere in Kansas, Okay. And they had the space ice
cream that you could buy and it comes in a
package and it's totally condensed, and you think ice cream,
like you know, like what we know, it's not. It's
literally like dried ice. I think I've had this before.
And it's literally all in one and it comes chocolate, strawberry, vanilla,
all in one, and it's like you buy into it

(07:34):
and it feels like it's like it's like dry ice,
but it's flavored. It is so good, like I would
eat it on Earth. You were on Earth, I know,
but I'm saying by choice, I would eat it all
So you would go to the grocery store and buy it, yeah,
if they had it, But they don't sell it because
the whole point they make it that way is because

(07:55):
of gravity and everything. Right, they make space food differently
because of the way they have to eat up there,
and so this was made differently. And I love space.
I figure it. They don't sell it normal to normal
folks like us, normal folks, well, like at the grocery store,
because it's probably too expensive, I would bet. So it
has to be really expensive to make space food. I

(08:15):
didn't really think when I bought it on these filters,
was like twelve bucks, So yeah, that would make sense.
I didn't realize that they made their food differently because
it's going to space. I don't know if that's still
the case. This was gosh ten twelve years ago. Yeah,
you know, maybe things have evolved since then, but they
should do with gravity, so I feel like they should
be able to sell it at the store because I mean,

(08:37):
we still have ice cream of the future that never
became the ice cream of the future. Dippin' dots, I mean,
oh my god, I love dippin' dots. But I don't
understand why everybody can love does everybody love it? Because
it says ice cream of the future, of the ice
cream of the future. And I guess what futures here, folks, dippin'
dots still, ain't it? No, I never knew that was
even the thing of me. I just freaking love dippin' dots,

(08:58):
like we we had so many of them, and of
course over time, like a lot of them went away.
But there's one at Operay Miles in Nashville. Every time
I go to Opera Miles, I have to shop, I
get dipping dots. I love it. It melts in your mouth.
It's like a little little thing and it just melts
on your tongue. Yeah, and you know you did. You
gave me the chills a minute ago. Why when you
said you bit into the ice cream. Oh my, so

(09:21):
bad chills, Yes, bad chills. Like I cannot bite into
cold things like at all, Like I have to lick,
like I can't bite ice cream. So well, this isn't cold? What? Yeah,
it's literally it's like it looks like dry ice but
it's just like it's like in a square form. I
wish I could explain. No, I really think I've had

(09:41):
it before when you said it, I'm pictured a square
kind of not cold. It's literally just like warm lukewarm. Well, see,
I don't know if I want my ice cream lukewarm.
You would think not, but I'm telling you, if you
ever get a chance to try space ice cream, it
is delicious. And I and maybe this is just a
memory that I have from my kid, and maybe is
good one as good as you think it is, because

(10:02):
as a kid, you think stuff is really good and
it turns out it's terrible. I know, but I'm just
gonna live with the fact that it was really good. Okay,
So what's going with that? So if you could try
food in another way, or maybe, like you know, maybe
it's something in drink form like you did in this
situation with the challenge, or maybe it's having something from
drink form to food form. I don't know, if you

(10:24):
could try something in a different way. What's your favorite food?
Oh my goodness, well I love enchiladas, chips, and salsa fahitas,
but I don't know what form I would want those in.
I don't think i'd want to That's what I'm saying.
I don't think I would want a fahita shake. That
sounds absolutely disgusting, makes me want to vomit in my mouth.
I was like, like, would I like a smoothie turned

(10:45):
into a muffin? Maybe maybe that would be good. Yeah,
like a blueberry mood. I was trying to say moothie.
So I don't know, because I guess I'm not that
creative food. Like I go to a restaurant and they
have all these different combinations. I'm like, how in the

(11:06):
world did you ever think this, this, and this would
go together? It's good, right? Like, you go to these
restaurants and some of them are like, oh, would you
like a rugula on your pizza? And I'm like, what,
Why would you put salad on your pizza? And then
says also you can top it with an egg and
I'm like, what, how disgusting? Why would you put egg
and salad on your pizza? And I'm like, you know what,

(11:28):
let me try it. Oh my gosh, whoever decided to
put egg and salad on a pizza is a genius, Like,
how do they think to do this stuff? I would
never think about mixing those two three, actually those three,
because nowhere on earth does that sound like they go together. Pizza, salad, egg,
You know what, it's the bomb dot com. It is

(11:49):
so freaking good. I've always said this about food, and
I will continue saying it. Food has always been the
one thing everybody can agree on, and it's the one
thing that continues to innovate and we love it for it.
Like if food keeps evolving, I'm here for it. I
will keep eating and trying all the things that people
put out. I agree with you because I am. I
gotta give people props because you always create new food,

(12:10):
and that's what's amazing. Like this, As a kid, I
used to have a grilled cheese cmuch right with with
an American single and white wonder red right, very classic, correct.
But now I eat Guda and apple slices on a
wheat toast and it's a grilled cheese and it's amazing. Oh,
grilled cheese with apple, Yeah, that sounds good. Gouda cheese

(12:32):
instead of like, listen, everything your kids stepped up. You
had no idea that Guda was a cheese or even
think it wasn't Swiss? Was this? I didn't know Swiss
was a thing. I just thought it was those Velveta
or the Craft singles, the ones that you unwrapped with
the plastic. Those only two cheeses I knew of when
I was a kid, right, you know the I think

(12:53):
it's Swiss cheese. It's one of the ones. It's one
of the holes in it. Yeah, but my my parents
used to call it. I don't I don't think it's Swiss.
It might be something else, but it's another one that
has a hole in it. And my parents called it
vacation cheese, and we'd only get it when we go
on vacation. That's funny. That's really my entire life, I've
been told. I was in like my twenties, I thought
it was called vacation cheese. So when I went to

(13:13):
the store and ordered that, they're like, we don't have that.
I'm like, Dad, what is vacation cheese? He's like, oh,
this is that's just what we call it. Like this
is a real way. You were older and you went
and called it vacation cheese. Actually, listen, everything has weird names.
So I'm like, I was, how old, like or are
you like twenty oh yeah, in my twenties and you
ordered vacation cheese, you know when you go to like
the Delhi and they like size it, like, man, we

(13:36):
don't have that, and I'm like, yes you do. My
dad always gets it here. Why goodness, that is hilarious
embarrassing and it reminds me of my wife when she
was like sixteen or seventeen. She goes to the grocery
store and she had a debit card, right yeah, or
and then they were like, oh, would you like cash back?

(13:58):
She said yeah, and they're like and they're like, well,
how much would you like? If she goes however much
you want to give me, They're like, well no, no no, no,
like how much would you like if she was like
twenty forty sixty? And she was like, I mean sixty
sounds good like and they're like okay, and she was
like sitting there and she go they go, well do

(14:19):
you want cash back? Shows yeah, I want the cash back.
I mean why wouldn't I She didn't realize that they
were asking her if she wanted she was going to
take it out of her bank, like, you know, pay
sixty dollars extra, and they would give her sixty dollars cash.
She had no idea. She thought it was free cash.
And she sat there she said for probably seven minutes,

(14:39):
like going, yes, I want the cash back, and the
guy was like trying to get her to say an
a mount and she was just like I wasn't gonna
just say an mount because I was like, I don't
want to. If he wants to offer me more than
I say, why would I limit what he's gonna give me.
She had no idea what it meant. And this happens
seventeen eighteen years old, Like I think she was like

(15:00):
going off to college. So she got a debit card
and that's the first time she used it was at
the grocery store and the person starts offering her cash
back and she was just like, this is amazing. But
that takes me to my story where I am an
idiot and I did not realize this till I was probably, oh,
I don't know, maybe in my twenties, Okay, okay, I

(15:23):
like this confession time that we haven't going well. Yeah,
Once she admitted vacation, she's it brought up some memories well,
and we also threw the wife under the bust, so
we did the bust shot didn't That was a great story.
But I would always hear on the radio disabled vehicle
mopaking three sixty, disabled vehicle on I thirty five at Runberg, Okay,

(15:47):
and I would in my head, I was like, man,
why do disabled people break down all the time? Oh?
My gosh, no, you didn't it. I thought they were
saying that the people were disabled. So I was like,
they have the worst luck, like they are disabled, and
then their cars don't seem to work because they always
break down. And I don't know why I thought that,

(16:11):
but they would say disabled vehicle, so I thought that
was someone that was disabled, it was their vehicle. Does
that make sense? Oh yeah, no, it makes sense that
that is an unfortunate word to use for rhicles. Yeah.
I don't think they use that anymore either. They probably
don't and they probably don't call someone disabled. I don't know.
I don't know if that's the proper term, but that's
what they said on the radio back in the day.

(16:33):
And I really thought, man, that is crazy that the
disabled people break down as much as they do, Like
I've never heard, you know, healthy dude breaks down or
healthy car, but you know it was disabled vehicle because
the vehicle is disabled. I get broke down, got it
fortunate wording godly? I mean, I was feeling so bad
for people like forever. I was just like, dang, well,

(16:56):
I think that goes to show too. All three of
these stories just go to show that, like, our life
experiences are what teach us a lot of things, right, Yeah,
Like if people are super naive, you can tell they
haven't had a lot of life experience. You can tell
because you're like, how do you not know what that means?
Or how do you not understand this? And then you're like,
well I was once that person, so I really can't.

(17:18):
My buddy Russell, okay, smartest dude, one of the smartest
dudes I've ever met. He went to Stanford, went to
Harvard Law. Oh yeah, basicool, okay, okay, smart, smart nude.
We were watching a fishing show back in the day
on ESPN and he was like, the dude would cast

(17:39):
and catch a fish. And he was like, dude, when
we go fish because we'd fish, you know, and he
was like, we never catch that many fish. He catches
one every time he casts, and I was like, Russell,
that's editing. They edit that because they don't. You're not
gonna watch if you're sitting there for thirty minutes and
he doesn't catch a fish, goes dude. Every time he cast,

(18:02):
he catches a fish. He was absolutely convinced. He was
convinced that they were catching a fish every single time.
He was adamant. And we argued about it for at
least forty five minutes, and finally we just decided to
agree to disagree because I'm not one to give up
on an argument, and he has not one to give
up on an argument. And as one of the smartest

(18:23):
people that I've ever known, I still can't believe he
thought that every time they cast, they caught a fish. Yeah. Well,
because he was never in anywhere close to television. We
were twelve. I mean, yeah, but you probably had something
in your life happened that caused you to find that

(18:43):
information out right. No, I just watched it and I
was like, there's no way he catches one every time,
because nobody catches one every time. It's very informative out
every I was just very intelligent. I outsmarted the Harvard Log. Guy,
what up? That's what I'm saying. But yeah, if you
guys were both twelve, then he wasn't that Harvard Log. Yeah,
you're correct, But I would like to go back now
and talk to him and be like, hey, Russell, so

(19:05):
can you admit you should find out if he still
feels that way. Well, he obviously probably doesn't, but he
probably doesn't even remember the argument. He probably doesn't even remember.
Why does that argument stick out in my head? Because
I was just so blown away that he could believe
that they caught a fish every time they casted that dangline.
I do feel like if we can make a podcast

(19:26):
out of just that of things we thought were one
thing that we grew up to realize we're totally different. Yeah.
I feel like everybody has it, at least a few starts,
like a flipping your eyelids like this, Oh my god,
make it stop. Yes, my sister can do that. Yeah, yeah,
like yeah, I used to say, oh, if you have
that and someone hit you on the back, you got
to put it back down. It's down, okay, But I

(19:47):
believed him so anytime I knowed at school, and so
we're getting near bad knock it down yep, or all
the all the lies our parents told us too close
to a TV shower rain when they're storming out, all
the different things. No, I think that one's real. The
stormy one might be. I don't know. I never heard
that one. I can't decide which lie is real or not.

(20:10):
So many things. You're like, hmm, maybe that's still true.
I don't know, but yeah, that is it. And so
back to the food thing. I still don't know what
i'd want in a different form, but we went down
confession road because it was more exciting. Yeah, I just
don't know. I'll leave you with this. Maybe taco ice cream,
no savory ice cream. People. People have been digging fries

(20:31):
and ice cream. I don't do the fries ice cream
like people that dipped their fries and Wendy's frosty. You're disgusting,
Like you need to have your head. Example, I'd go
to Wendy's just for that to get friesson. Another thing
is I just don't like fries. Fries is the most
overrated thing on the planet. Oh my gosh, you're like
my boyfriend. We had a discussion of fries or hummus.
He chose hummus, hummus, and you know, not even know

(20:52):
what hummus was, like two percent of people that agreed
with him. And I tell you something, I didn't even
know what hummus was until I started dating my wife.
I never heard of hummus. I was like, what is this?
We would it's really good. All kinds of hummus. Yeah,
there's all different types. But I mean she ordered, like
we went to some little Greek place and she was like,
I will take the hummas. I said, the what I
didn't know what it was. I mean I was what

(21:14):
thirty years old. I didn't know what hummas was. No
idea the newer food. So I'll give you said it
for that. Yeah, I mean within the last ten years,
I would say, okay, because to my knowledge, it's That's
what I'm saying. I had no idea what it was.
You would love. My dad makes a homemade hummus and
it's so good. It's like a red pepper homemade hummus.
So good. Sounds good. Yeah, sometime I'll get the recipe

(21:36):
to make it for you. Maybe this new year, since
it is a new year, I'll try something new and
I'll try making it. Yeah, you should it's so good.
Homemade hummus is incredible. Okay, bring it on. But before
we get into the rest of these challenges for the year,
you and I did a few challenges on TikTok. We
did so just to you know, go back through the
memory lane. We slapped each other with tortillaz Oh yeah,

(21:58):
that was a good one. We eight bananas with no hands, Yeah,
and I dominated that one. We slid a frozen turkey
at each other, yes, bowling from the other one. Water
bottle blind fall boom, that was the one that was great.
And then we did a bunch of dances which are
considered challenges. We did wall challenges, We did some oh yeah,
we tried to do that when where you squat down

(22:19):
and get up and that was stupid. So which one
was your favorite of our TikTok's that we did. The
slapping tortilla was pretty great, hilarious, hilarious, and the water
bottle was pretty good. So basically both of the ones
that we seriously injured ourselves, yeah, because I think that's
more fun when you're dodging. But there was a lot
of dances that I mean enjoyed that I was terrible at.
But I felt like I got better my my, what

(22:41):
do you call it? Lucy nous, lucid? No your rhythm?
Yeah yeah, rhythm got better over yeah yeah, yeah, you're
getting there. I'm getting still got a lot of progress. Yeah,
I still got to hit some yoga to get some
stretching in because boy unflexible. But that's a that's a
family tradition, that's an hereditary thing. We'll continue to work down. Yeah.
What was your favor year? Gosh? I feel like I

(23:04):
feel like the tortillas was the best one, mostly just
because who thinks of slapping each other tortillas? Right? And
that was a trend on TikTok and I was like,
what are people doing? And I was like, you know what?
Or doing it? Yes? Oh you know what My favorite
one was? Actually it was when um, you were seeing
how many marshmallows you could catch in your mouth. Oh
the prank and then I threw the egg at you.

(23:25):
That was that was pretty good because I mean, a
raw egg cracked you right in the teeth. Didn't think
about it cracking your teeth until after it because we
were like it could have cracked her too, Didn't think
about that. But that was hilarious because not only still
don't feel that way because an egg isn't that hard.
Because here's what's funny is it had to hit perfectly
for it to explode, and it hit perfectly and exploded

(23:48):
just like a little bit of my teeth and then
landed on my tongue. A raw egg just hit my tongue.
I mean, hey, some people eat that for breakfast. My
boyfriend does. Excuse me, he's one of those guys. He
eats the sometimes because does he know he can die
from that? No, he doesn't eat enough os, but like
he's literally gone from like seven am until like a

(24:08):
pm at night. Personal trainers, so he's working all the
time and he trains and he never has time to eat.
So one of the things that he eats in the
morning is oatmeal and rigs. He doesn't have time to
cook him, so he just eats him and he goes
he needs protein. How many raw does he just crack
him in a cup and eat him? No, I don't.
I don't know it always happens. I'm not there, so
I'm not entirely sure. I just know he does that.

(24:30):
That's pretty disgusting. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had
a raw egg, but he would tell he. I mean,
he's pretty intelligent when it comes to like what's good
for your body and stuff, and he still does it,
so so he must know. Yeah, okay, I mean I
believe him. I mean, I don't know what's good for
my body. I just listen to other people. Tell me, Oh,
hummus is good. Okay, I'll eat hummus, all right. We

(24:51):
just listen to other people based on what's healthier basically.
I mean, one day I hear that, you know, eating
or drinking a glass of whiskey, He's healthy. Okay, Well
have glass of whiskey. Next day. It's drink more than
one glass a week, Okay, which one is that? I
don't know that Listen. If it makes you feel good
and it helps you for the day and it fuels
your body, go for it. Whether it's soul food or

(25:11):
healthy food, right, yeah, you just go for it, or
space ice cream, space Dippin' dot. I know. But make
sure you watch our challenges that we did on TikTok
If you haven't happened to see any of those, we
posted them on Instagram too. But trust me, we had
a year full of TikTok's and we got more coming
this year. We're not stopping just because it's a new year.
Oh yet, new year, new challenges. It's not new year,
no more challenges. It's not that would be a terrible slogan. No,

(25:34):
it's become a very fun thing for Lunchbox and I
to do, though we don't have a lot of time
to do them. That's the problem. We need. We need
to designate a day, and we got to figure that out. See,
I think like a good podcast puts out their podcast
on the same day, like this Best Bits comes out
on Saturdays, so people know when to look for them.
So I think we got to have a day because
people like if you randomly put them out on a

(25:54):
Wednesday and then the next week you put it out
on a Thursday. No one, it takes the fun out
of it because like, oh my gosh, I needed this today.
You're right. So many people comment that it's a great point,
you know what, take back everything I said, you know,
and it's like a surprise. It's like surprise. Who doesn't
like surprises? Hey, we're back. We might have been off
for two weeks, but we're back. Yeah exactly, So yeah,
I think that's it, and people need to send us challenges,

(26:17):
really send them to you, because I don't really check.
I'm so I'm gonna listening three kids. It's hard to
check stuff. You don't even check your Instagram half the time,
right you. Well, yeah, you're right. I'm so. I'm like,
all right, I'm wrapped up. I can't I don't have time.
It's so like you get home and I'm just so
it's crazy. You're a busy bee because sometimes you're like, hey,
did you practice that dance? I'm like, not forgot all

(26:38):
about it, So let's practice right now and do it.
It's hard. It's hard. That's also why you're not getting
better lunch. But new Year knew me, New Year knew me.
Maybe I'll find more time. Okay, yeah, deal, Well you
guys make sure to go watch those challenges, and right
now you can hear Lunchbox take the unfortunate loss and
have to drink a turkey gravy Joan Soda number seven,

(26:58):
have a bottle of Owns special release Turkey and gravy soda.
It's yeah, it looks like old beer, dirty water, sort,
it looks like here it is. Oh, it is so
we're gonna do one spin. Oh no, if it lands

(27:18):
on you, this is your bottle. You have to the
end of the hour to drink. Does anyone want to
volunteer to drink it? No? No, and nothing ever good
comes when this wheel comes in the studio. It's just
like I think we were down with this week. Everybody's
day just goes downhill. Oh don't do that. I feel
like I lose more than anybody else in the wheel.
It's pretty close to me and you, I would say,

(27:40):
me and you were pretty neck and neck on that wheel.
I feel like they found the spots. I know what's
gonna land right, and they're putting on meat and you
in those spots. I agree because I think we're on
the same spots every time, and that's true. Why are
why would we be well, I don't know. Okay, you
can watch this on our Are we doing one one?

(28:02):
Drinking it? Okay? Thank you? Okay, you better, I say.
I just don't want to relive the spin. Like hearing
that spin, I have like traumatic stress. Do you wanted
to a practice spin? Just one practice? I'm not doing
this just one practice, This one doesn't count. But this

(28:23):
is the practice. Oh my god, oh man, who would
it have been. It would have low Come on, it
would have been my d let no practice, no, let's
count it. Are you ready? This one's a real non
You're good. You twice the road. It never happens that, right.
We have a bottle and on the bottle you can

(28:44):
see the liquid and it's like dirty yellow, but it's
there's a big turkey and gravy. So it's just like coke,
like a caffeine drink. It's carbonated. Yeah, yeah, oh it
looks awful. Okay, here we go. Let's spin. Oh man,
oh man, I can't do the thing right. Oh, I

(29:05):
can't even luck. Oh it's going aby, it's right on you.
Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness. Why I told you guys?
This be hates me. I mean this is I mean,
you watched it. We had to live up on the stream.
There's no Oh my gosh, I'm gonna smell it. There's

(29:28):
a carbonation. O. It's smell. If you were to reach
in the back of your car and pick out a
bottle and you realize, oh, somebody peating that they didn't Yeah,
that's that's what that's the feeling of. When I smelled it.
You expect to smell like popcoake and it just smells off.

(29:50):
All right, buddy, just give us that first drink. You
can walk over there and have some other. You can
shog it if you want. But I'm curious on how
it tastes. Jones Special released Turkey and Gravy soda. That
is your name? All right, let's go. It has not
been your day. Oh it hasn't been my day. It

(30:10):
never is my day? All right, when is it going
to be my day? Here we go. Oh, he's smelling it.
I'm just curious. It may not be that bad bad
take a drink. It could be Thanksgiving. He's swallowing it. Awesome,
that's bad. Yea, what on earth? What's that sound? It

(30:35):
tastes like cleaning fluid, you know. Don't you taste the
turkey or the gravy. No, just it has a weird taste.
I don't even know if it's cleaning fluid, you know,
like when you spray something like cleaning, like when you
clean the table with like windex or some window with wind.
You can just taste it. Taking a second drink, I

(30:57):
used to drink that whole thing. Yeah, but no turn
key flavor no, grady, No, it's just something. No, I
don't feel like that tastes like Thanksgiving. No, no, don't
be in a good mood like, oh yeah, here's a
turkey gravy. That's not a good supplement for supply shortages.
For what well, people are worried about what they're gonna
serve on Thanksgiving? That epsoda? Oh this would be Yeah,
it'll save a cooking a lot of time in the kitchen. Yeah,

(31:19):
but if it doesn't taste like it, then you can
go back to you Unless you're gonna chug it. Do
you want to try to knock it down? Chug chug
chug chut chuck chuck. There you go, quick week, can't
you open your throat up and just like send it down.
I know I'm not good at chugging. Never been to chug.

(31:40):
I'm gonna shots, but I've never been able to chug.
I'm just telling you, guys, I'm not a good chuggar.
You're not even a beery. Gotta get down on a knee,
he goes, don't stop, don't stop. Don't drink it all,
don't stop, drink it all. There you go, Do not
come down, Do not come down. Go lunch bock, lunch box.

(32:00):
Let's go horrible, Okay, trash cans gonna burn. Well, usually
what happens after that, Oh goodness, I know that feeling.
It's awful. Oh god, can you do people do this stuff?

(32:25):
One more? Shall I come on? You want to finishing now? Totally?
Amy's down in you don't stop Amy down you good job, buddy.

(32:47):
That's what you gotta do is talk a little trash
to him and then he'll do it. Don't hang it, Amy, great, Okay, Okay,
we're gonna need it on the mic. All right, go
sit down in your seat where I'm just telling you
people don't don't don't. Oh, I have like secondary momit

(33:11):
avenue myself. Oh no, he's leaned over the treshki. He's
leaned over the trash gime. Oh this is awful. What
do you rate it? Oh? Brian? Three? Three? Goodness, three

(33:35):
out of five? We always do out of five. Okay, well,
why don't you do them trash and walk over to
your seat. He was taking the trash can with them.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two,
the World's Stinkiest fruit. This was super unfortunate for someone

(33:56):
on the show, and that's someone on the show was me.
We spun the wheel and somebody had to try it
the day and Durian lunchbox. Do you remember how to
pronounce it? Darien da eat day. Yep, you guys understand
what I'm trying to say. Right now you can hear
a spin the wheel. And I had to eat this

(34:18):
stinky fruit spoiler alert, and actually days are really good.
I would eat this if it wasn't expensive in the
didn't smell number six all right, this is the world
smelly as fruit. I smelled it before the break it
it surprisingly was as bad as advertised because I thought, okay,
we're gonna do a bit. Well, I wink wink is stinky,
but no, it's it's bad. In my eyes water a

(34:39):
little bit. It's called a Durian. It's a spiky, odorous
fruit native to Southeast Asia. And how this came about
as I was given an article from the show called
would you Eat It? And they had a chef, a
kid who's seven, and a dog all eat this as
a bit to see what they thought. And I thought
it sound like a great bit for us to I
don't even know the fruit ex it does look like

(35:01):
a sea creature. It doesn't. It's all spiky. Yes. Um,
so we have a wheel here, Oh there it is.
All of our names are on the wheel. If it
lands on you the first time, you can buy your
way off the wheel for fifty bucks. That will be
a charitable contribution to Saint Jude. Wow. But the second

(35:21):
person that it lands on, if you don't want to
buy your way out, has to actually eat it. Okay, hey,
let Amy smell at scoop, but if you'll walk it
over to her, I'm is it sharp pokey? Yeah it is. Yeah,
it's okay Scooba seats walking into Amy. Don't just take
a small work just go look that go. I mean

(35:42):
it looks like a brain that is gross, and it
looks gross. It smells like there's nothing sweaty sock that's
been forgotten about. That's what the Internet said, like a
suck like Oh I forgot that was there and I
worked out it does smell like that. Yeah, yeah, you
wanna take a little sniffy Yeah I do, sniffy whippy.

(36:03):
I got to go to it now. It looks like
a museum exhibit. We're walking up to it the inside
like I don't Eddie's all up in there. That's right,
Eddie had COVID. No, I smell the hint of it,
and what I smell does smell kind of like dirty.
We forgot you don't have all your smell back. I

(36:24):
have to get my nose in it to Should Eddie
be taking off the board. No, I can taste. I
can still taste, but the taste in the scary part.
I mean, it smelled terrible. I just had to get
my nose in it. Okay, here we go, this first
spin of the wheel. You can buy your way out
of it. Ready, here we go, let's spin that. Come on,

(36:47):
come on? Yes, oh Mike d all right, enjoy d
Will you mean buying your way out of it? Are
you gonna eat the Dorian? I will eat it? Oh okay,
who is that? How you say it? A Durian? A Durian?
So how do you eat? It's already cut? Yeah? You
just now that I've opened up the lip, you just

(37:08):
will go in there and list that's disgusting. But there's
seed pockets, and there's multiple different fruits and eat seed pocket.
I peeled back the limp and you can't help us. Yeah, sure,
he's will probably do this with more than one person.
What why you just said we spend the wheel once
and someone eat. Come on, man, you're now you're making
it totally different amy in life? What sometimes you have

(37:29):
to pivot? Yeah, I understand that it's a situational Oh okay,
we have this thing. Can you see it on camera? Now?
What does he do? Does he need to fork? Yeah?
Can you just grab with your hand? Oh looks disgusting.
It lost like inside of a pumpkin. Yeah, or a
good description. It looks like a scrambled egg. Almost it

(37:51):
is yellow like a scrambled egg, but pumpkin texture instead
of a pumpkin. All right, Mike grabbing go Oh, he's
thinking about changing his mind. You have your don't want
to buy out of it? I mean, I dude, now
this looks disgusting. I didn't see the inside of it.
I thought it was just gonna look like fruit. No,
it looks like an alien. Do you want to buy
out of it? You know? If I still can't, I
would like to buy all right, held on it fifty

(38:15):
bucks to saint you. If I still can't, I want
to buy out of it. In the second spin, get
to buy out? No, okay, I'll tell you what seconds
make about for one hundred bucks. Hey, it is what
it is, And then there's a fundraiser. Here we go,
let's stand. Oh my gosh, please no, come on, come on, no,

(38:40):
come on, no, no, it's I will buy out. I know,
but I will buy now saying you just made a
one hundred fifty bucks. But think about the people listening.
They want to they want to hear you eat it.
The next one to buy out of its one hundred

(39:01):
and fifty shut it down. This is already out of control.
All right, here we go. Let's no, no, no, no,
come on, come on please please world, please, world, please world,
keep gold like what I don't have townation. Take it

(39:23):
to the face. Take it to the face, take the face,
Take it to the face. All right, this is very
in it is the world smelly? Is fruit? Stick your
nose in there? You smell it? Oh yeah, it does
not smell good. You can grab one of just that
piece right there, got that piece an alien, pull it

(39:48):
out of it. It's so slimy. How big of a
piece do you want her to eat? Bones? That's good,
she's getting a chunk o eat it. Take it to
the face, take it to the face, take it to
the my gosh, oh what if it's amazing? Oh she
likes it. Okay. It turns like a pineapple, like a banana, butai.

(40:14):
So it smells bad. It looks bad, but it tastes good. Wow.
Oh man, y'all just spent one hundred fifty dollars for
a banana we donated. Yeah, it's like creamy countries like yogurt.
Yeah like it. Oh yeah, it doesn't look good, like,
don't look at it, just eat it blindly. That's what

(40:35):
Kaitlyn does with me. It doesn't like Yeah, she's like,
oh man, that's where do you buy this? Scooba, Steve,
you can buy this any like Asian market like ninety nine.
Ranch is very popular in the West Coast, any kind
of world marketplace. Where'd you get here? I got to
hear at ks W World on just like in the
West Side market place. You work in my place? Yeah, there, expansive.

(40:56):
This was twenty seven dollars one fruit. So it's a delicacy.
These are like usually five dollars a pound, So this
is this is a smaller dury in Wow. Didn't Yeah,
so it's really good. Okay, Well, so we learned it
smells awful. Yeah, but it tastes pretty good. Okay, well
I can't get enough now Yeah, I kind of want
to eat the whole thing. And Mike, we lost money,
Well you you need to because it was twenty seven dollars. Yeah,

(41:18):
don't let it, don't let it buy it that go
to waste. Yeah, it's the best bits of the week
with Morgan number two. We did a fun experiment this
year back in June. We all put our favorite hobby
that we had in a hat and everybody had to
draw one out and pick up a hobby. I had
to do diamond dart, which came from Eddie. Okay, listen,

(41:41):
very tedious job. Okay that I had to do. What
did you have to do for Miami Lunchbob? I had
a bird watch because cuckoo, Amy, cuckoo, cuckoo, So I
had to go out there and watch the birds. I
mean now in January, first, have you bird watched at all? Well? No,
it's they all went south for the winter, so no
more birds. No more birds. I mean, I guess there
are still birds because I still have bird crap on

(42:01):
my car. So there's some birds that toughen out I
don't really understand that, Like why do only some of
the birds go south? I don't know, right because they're well,
you can't ask a bird. See that's what I'm saying.
Like Amy started losing her mind thinking the birds we're
talking to her and the birds were her friends. Hey.
Whatever makes somebody feel good though, right, Like you just

(42:22):
gotta do it. That's like thinking the ant pile outside
is your posse, Like I mean, that's listen. When I
was in quarantine, I found a snail and I are
really excited. Quarantine me is crazy. Okay, that is so weird.
Like I know, I was literally sitting on my portion
and snail came up and I was like, I've never
seen the snail before. I had the full shell and everything.
I was like, this is awesome. I mean, my kids
get excited when they find rollie pullies. But see, you

(42:43):
just have to be excited about certain things. Yes, I understand,
Like if you see a rare bird, like cool, like okay,
but you're I'm not gonna sit there and like, man,
I what bird's gonna come today? Oh here comes warbler,
will Willie the warbler. No, there's a movie about bird
watching by the way, which is hilarious. I've watched it
before and it's actually a really good movie. If you
watched a bird watching movie, Well, it's like a comedy.

(43:04):
It's it's about them being birdwatchers, but it's with some
big actors are in it. Seriously. Yeah, you're gonna have
to tell me the name of it because I'll tell
you a TV show that I watch that you're gonna
be like, what you watch that? It sounds so the Detectorists.
It's called The Big Year. It's on Disney Plus and
it has um Steve Martin, Owen Wilson and Jack Black

(43:26):
in it. Wow, it does have a lot of big
people and it's called what it's called the Big Year? Okay,
and they're birdwatchers. It's hilarious comedy. Maybe I'll check that out.
It may get you into this other side. Probably not,
But let me tell you a show that you need
to watch that is hilarious. The Detectorists. Are you saying
that correctly? The Detectorists? Okay, Yeah, it's two guys that

(43:47):
are like they're detectorists. They go out with their metal
detector and they find and try to find sup It
is hilarious, like it is so what is it on
M good question. You don't know what you're watching on?
Is it on TV? Yeah? I watch on TV that
We're not gonna go down this road because we're gonna
be here a while, but it might be on the

(44:09):
WHU looka um, I'll look it up for all. Let
me tell you it is such a dry humor just
so simple show, but it is. It's British Detectress. It's
on Prime Amazon Products where I watch it, the BBC
series from the UK. What's that? What's that rating? Though?

(44:30):
It's so good on i am dB it's eight point
six out of ten boom, it's pretty high. So I'm
saying that it's so ridiculous, Like you think, oh my gosh,
how how interesting can be metal Detectoring beat? Well, that's
what I thought with this movie. I was like bird
watching what but it is so fun and I enjoy
it thoroughly, Like I watch it and I'm just like,

(44:51):
this is a good little show, Like it's just creative,
it's simple, it's funny. Okay, Detectress, you guys check that
out for it almost made me get metal detectoring. Oh
you should, just for the heck of it. Everybody should
always have more hobbies. I don't know. I don't I
don't need more hobbies. I don't want to buy a thing, dud, dude,
why not eat hobbies? You need thirty minutes of a

(45:15):
breakaway from the kids, go to some metal detectoring out
in the neighborhood. Yeah, I think my neighbors would think
I'm a little cuckoo like Amy. Like do you think
Amy's neighbors Do you think Amy's neighbors think she's crazy
when she's out there talking to the birds? Maybe, but
who cares. If you're happy, you do it. Yeah, that's true.
That's a good point. If you're happy and you know it,

(45:35):
clap your hands if you're happy, you know its y'all,
thank you for singing me out. You guys can hear
us talk about picking up each other's hobbies and how
it all went down because Ray had to go boxing
with me, I had to do diamond art lunchbox with
bird watching. It was a whole thing, and Bobby got
to watch an amazing TV show, true from lunchbox. So

(45:56):
listen to that now. Number five. This hat has everyone's
hobby in it, or at least a hobby they want
to share with the show, and so you'll draw someone
else's hobby and you have to do it for a week.
So it's twenty minutes a day for five days. You
gotta do their hobby. Okay, okay, I will draw first.
You better hope you get birds. Everyone is put in

(46:17):
their hobby. We know what Amy's is. It's birds. I
have drawn. Oh no, what is his hobby? Oh yeah,
you saw it. Oh my goshould you probably get to
nap or something? This is amazing. No, oh, it's okay.
I have drawn lunchboxes hobby. Let's go. Or I have

(46:40):
to watch Teen Mom. I have to watch an episode
a day. How how long is Team Mom? Thirty or
an hour? It's an hour. But if you want to
do it, you can do teen Mom or sixteen and
Pregnant whichever oneteen Mom. It's right in here. I'll do
it in twenty minutes for five days. Wow, I'll do
teen Mom. That's terrible, man, it's terrible. So what we'll

(47:00):
do is we'll do Sunday Monday. We'll do Sunday on
So do it on Sunday. So we have to talk
about a month. Okay. I cannot believe I have to
watch teen mom. Okay, that's your hobby. All right, so
your head draw one out of there. Read who it
is first? Okay, Raymondel and his hobby is watch the

(47:27):
Weather Channel. Yeah that's awesome. I mean, I guess Ray
you like to watch the Weather Channel. I really do.
My dad used to do it when I was a kid,
and I guess passed it on to me. I really
enjoy it, and especially when the storms start coming in
different parts of the country. It's fascinating. All right, Next up, Eddie,
all right, give me the hat. Eddie will draw. There

(47:48):
are still a few have us left here, And by
the way, there's I'm not short of hobbies, by the way,
and I have a lot of time in my life.
But we're gonna do this. Yeah, four kids, Here you go. Bobby.
Bobby's hobby is listening to Razorback Daily. What is Razorback Daily?
My favorite podcast on every day? What are they talking about?
Just bringing anything in razorback Land. It could be baseball,

(48:11):
can be gymnastics, all right, So every day it's about
a twenty minute episode a day. You have to listen
to the Razorback Daily. Hey, who knows, Maybe I become
a big hog fan out of this lunchbox. You're up.
I don't know who's left, so I'm left. Oh you're lucky.
Come on, and I hope it's birds. Please let it
be Amy in the bird All right, we got it.

(48:35):
Lunchboxes drawn a hobby he will what is it? Who
is it? Amy? You have to feed birds, so you
should probably get him some sort of like junior varsity
bird feeder and some bird feed I can bring him
all the supplies he will need, and then including a

(48:56):
bird chart, and you give us at the end of
the week, give us like a bird minute. Yeah, gosh, Sex,
this is gonna be the best for you. You're gonna
love it. This is the hobby hat. Let's go over
to Morgan number two. Morgan, you have drawn Eddie. What
are you? A five year old? I had to do
diamond art. You're gonna love it. So what's diamond dart?

(49:21):
So diamond they come with little diamond beads or whatever.
And it's basically paint by number, but with little diamond beads.
So you can pick Morgan number two whatever you want
to create, and it's gonna be beautiful. Are you gonna
get into the diamonds? Sure, okay, sure, And finally Raimondo
last one. It is Morgan number two boxing tomorrow every day.

(49:43):
Let's go give me some gloves. I'll box launch right now.
I think he gets even like Shadow Box. He canna
put some gloves on his house and well and that
in my apartment. I have a bag. I just need
some gloves though. Oh that's cool, little girl to happen.
Your little girly gloves are gonna fit these right here. Okay,
your sauce, It's okay, big guy. Which part of that

(50:03):
was gross? It seemed like a lot of that little
girly big guy saw the chance like all those could
have been interpreted. It's creepy. Yeah, Okay, Starting Sunday, we'll
do everything for twenty minutes a day. We'll come on
with a quick report each day. Okay, all right, Eddie.
I hope you enjoyed the Razorback Day. It is the
one thing I have to listen to every single day. Man,
some people listen to the show. I listened to Razorback

(50:24):
Day every single day. It's the best bits of the
week with Morgan number two. I feel like this was
a super underrated one because after it happened it just
went away. We never talked about it again. But you
and ray Mundo had to watermelon crush with your thighs, right,
Oh yeah, you did not succeed. Rated there's an asterick

(50:48):
by that? Why do you think there's an asterick by this? Um?
But go ahead, I'll just explain what you're you want
to finish introview. I mean, I can tell you why
there's an asterick because ray sat up there for about
twenty seconds trying to crush it, and he couldn't crush it, okay,
and then we put a time limit on it, so

(51:09):
he got that extra time. Me. I had the time
limit only, so I didn't get the extra thirty or
forty five seconds before to kind of trying to crush it.
If he would have had the only the fifteen seconds
or whatever it was the time limit, he wouldn't have
got it. This happened back in June. You're still holding
on to this, Yeah, I'm still holding on to that
because everybody's like, Raymondos crushed the watermelon. You couldn't, You're

(51:32):
not really a dude, And I'm like, no, if you
listen to it, he got a whole forty five seconds
to a minute before, sitting there trying to crush it,
and then finally it wasn't working. So then we implemented
the time limits, so he only got that many seconds longer. Well,
the problem is he already had the sixty eight seconds
before that. He was already trying to crush it. So

(51:53):
you think if you would have had another minute, Yeah,
you could have done it, because you heard if you listen,
you hear it on mine. I just couldn't get it
all the way out. And then he went up there
and he finished mine off, but I'd already cracked it.
Everybody's like he cracked your watermelon too. No, I already
cracked it for him. Like, let's not ad like I
didn't crack it, Like it just didn't the juices didn't

(52:13):
come flying out, didn't get it all the way because
I ran out of time. That's what I'm saying. So, yes, well,
you know you know what I would like to say
about this. Yeah, I'm pretty disappointed that I didn't have
a chance to try this. I feel like I could
have accomplished it. Oh, why didn't you say something? Why
didn't you stand up for something? And it kind of
became a male battle, and I was like, listen, I

(52:34):
don't I don't need to hurt any egos today because
I really I listened. Let's be real, you probably wouldn't
have done it plates off, but I have always had
very strong thighs, and I feel like I could have
done it. I understand you. You You have strong thighs, women power.
You're a strong woman. I get that. But let's not
I like you were cracking a watermelon like Ray and
I let's just relief to try. We could have probably

(52:57):
got your baby watermelon. Listen, you could give me the
wanted to be funny to try it, regardless if I
could get it or because he's like a big watermelon,
I don't even know if you get your legs around
it because you're so short, that's possible, but still that's
the problem. I just feel like if I would have
had a chance, I might have been able to do it. Yeah,
and I feel like confident that's one hundred percent, But
I feel like I could have done it. Yeah. I
feel like I could have become a doctor if I

(53:19):
would give them the chance. But you know, oh boy, listen,
like I thought about, this is something we have to
put to a challenge again. You can see if you
can do it in two minutes. I see if I
can do it at all. Yeah, I mean I really
think they gave me like eight seconds. Okay, that's real. List.
That's why there's an asterick by. That's why you got
to put an asterick by this challenge. You know, it's
sort of like Barry Bond's home run record an asterick
by it. Well, I listen. I was just like putting

(53:41):
together this whole list, and I like, looking back on
our year, this is one of the ones where I
was like, this is really funny and I was super underrated.
But I'm like, we had so many more challenges than
the ones that I've listed, and I was looking back
on this entire year and I'm like, I don't even
remember that happening. I am impressed, That's what I was
gonna say. I don't know how you remember all these
Oh I had to go back through the website. I

(54:02):
can't remember what I wrote about on blogs, okay, because
I was like, man, I do good just day to
day to remember what we're doing. Ding ding ding. Because
I have people like you meet listeners. They're like, oh,
you said, do you remember when you said this last week?
I'm like, no, I don't remember doing that, don't remember
talking about that, don't remember any There is so much
we talking about. A It's hard to remember everything. B.

(54:24):
I think parent brain is a real thing. I used
to think it wasn't, but I definitely think it is.
Like I think conspiracy theories there because you're like, oh, yeah, right, okay,
you're just parents, like you forget things. But all the
time I forget things now and I'm like, huh we
talked about that now? Uh sorry, yeah, kids, you know

(54:45):
what I'm saying that I forget it. That's my excuse.
I mean, I think that's fair. Well, if there's a
challenge that does stick out in your mind, is there
one you wish you could have done or that the
wheel would have chosen you on? Like, I don't even
remember any of them. Let me mind you of some
that are may still be on this list though we
haven't talked about if they're on the list, don't do it. Well, Okay,

(55:07):
it's okay, listen. These aren't spoilers. These have happened. Like money,
You're right, You're right, the chocolate covered takada? Do you
wish you would have ate that? I would have liked
to try that. Okay, I don't mind that. See, like
we said about food, I would like to try that
because it has to be good if people are eating it.
I'm protein in the chocolate. Um. And you tried the
World's hours candy. If you directly um Eddie did a
wine tasting, that would have been cool. It's always fun

(55:28):
when you get drunk on the show. I don't like wine.
You don't like wine at all. No, not like rose,
not even like sweet wine. Don't even get it. Don't
get it. And you tried the World's Hottest shot, so listen.
I had it written down here to ask you if
there's a challenge you wish you would have done about
I think you did pretty much all of them. Yeah,
I know. Do you wish you would have tried the
world Stinkiest fruit? You said it's really good, so yes

(55:49):
I do. Yeah, I feel like you would like that one,
like I feel like you would eat that in your
normal life. Yeah, the dungeon dry in dairyan whatever whatever. Yeah. No,
once you said it was good, I was like, man,
I wish I had have tried that, But I didn't
get any of it, so whatever, So that's fine. So no, no, Noah, regrets,
no no regrets. You know that's what I live with,

(56:09):
no regrets. May you live with no regrets? That's right,
that's what you gotta do in live no regrets. Hashtag yolo? Man, Okay,
well you know you still hashtag yolo? Is that still
a thing? I think you can still say it, but
like most people don't really didn't. How does yolo come
and go that quick? Yolos raying words come and go

(56:31):
very quickly. Yeah, yolo stuck Yolo. I think it's still
part of it, but it's not something that's considered cool. Well,
then I'm gonna stop using yolo for now on. I mean,
I'm not seeing the kids on TikTok using yolo. Well
what are they using? Not anything like that. I'm pretty
sure if they heard it say that, they'd be like, wow,
I'm dang it. All right, Well, guys just saying, you know,

(56:53):
twenty twenty two, yolo is out of my vocabulary. Yolo
is the last time I'm gonna say it. No more
yolo for look, yeah, no more that way, but I
ain't gonna say it. I gotta get that tattoo removed.
Dang it. What what our slang words. Do you like
any of the new ones? I don't know which ones
are the new ones? Is a great one, but I've
been using lit for a long time. Yeah, I'm trying

(57:14):
to think what we're Let me let me google real
quick to see if you like any of them? Yeah, please?
Or the slang words of twenty twenty one. Let's see
what dope extra? I use that. I don't ever use
extra because I don't really know anybody that's extra. No,
but like you could just say a situation as extra,
like this is super extra. No, I don't feel that

(57:36):
one salty. I like that one. He's salty. Yeah, someone's salty. Snatched?
Don't know that one yet? What is snatched? Do you
want to know what snatches? Yeah? I want to make
sure I say this correctually. Is simple and of the
I don't know that one. I mean, yes, so I
watched the MTV shows. It's a compliment. So like, if

(57:58):
somebody loves your shoes, they'll be like those are so snatched,
which I've never used it in that content. Yeah, no
one's ever told me that about my clothes or my
shoes or anything. Dang it. Yeah, the hoodie that you
wear every day lunchbox is so snatched. Okay, see I
feel see That's what I'm saying. Like, listen, it's the
same hoodie. You come in, you come in with different clothes.
Money back on, right, you know why? It's freezing cold

(58:20):
in there? Like I try, but it's just like it's
so cold. I can't help any I get it. Our
studios kept cold. So hey, no hate for me, I
just I felt that loud, that snatched joke that wasn't funny.
Ye is one that I love that came that became
popular from Ye. That's all Skeet skeet ski Yet is

(58:43):
like yeat like it's excitement. Okay, No, Um, Finsta which
is a fake Instagram account. I don't have friends have
been having Finsta since college. Why do they have fake instagrams? People?
I know? Why do they have fake instagrams? People would
have finstas because like it used to be where social
media was like a bad thing when you're applying for
jobs and stuff. Right, So if you wanted to put

(59:04):
out like actual stuff to your friends, you had a
fence to where your friends were on and then you
had like an Instagram that was to the world. Okay,
that's unreal. Listen, hey, it also may be a way
that your children when they grow up, they're not gonna
need a fence to I'm just saying they may have
a hitted in account for you. Period like period with

(59:25):
the T like period making a point that's stupid. Just
say period, all right? Flex? Oh yeah, flex, I get
that one. Loki, I use that one a lot. Low
key jealous Loki? Yeah what a hi Ke? Hi Key? No, No,
there's no hi Key. It's something you really want to emphasize.
Loki's like low key can't wait, but hike is like

(59:47):
high key cannot wait for this festival, but loke why
say low key you can't wait for that festival? That
means you really aren't. You can't wait for like if
you're if you're trying to it's the same thing as
hi key example, is like a low key you can't
wait for this school years to be ever like no
that I'm telling my parents that right, You're you're not
trying to put it out there in the world. Okay, no,
cap It's like no, lie, yeah, I know that one.

(01:00:09):
I'm dead, which is true. I use the dead emoi.
I don't ever use emojis. Yeah, I don't understand how
people here. Here's my thing. People spend more time trying
to find that emoji and find certain emojis. I mean,
like I just post and get the heck out, Like,
how do you have time to scroll through emojis to

(01:00:29):
find the perfect one for every picture? It drives me insane, lunchbox.
That's that's a testinge to your age, because like I
can quickly just pop it out real quick. It's not
a it's not a hard thing for me to do. No, no, all.
But if you're not using one, you don't use all
the time. You're sitting there searching and looking to see
which one fits perfect. But I can scroll through those

(01:00:50):
really fast. It doesn't take me that long. You're you're
thinking it takes me like minutes. It takes me seconds
to find it, right, okay, but seconds every picture. So
you're wasting hours a year looking through emojisten minutes a year,
not even that. Because I have my most used one,
I typically just use one of the most used ones

(01:01:10):
right there, got it. I'm just not an emoji dude. Yeah, yeah,
I know, sleigh. Yeah, today spilled the tea. Oh, I
like spilled the tea. Yeah, you better have receipts too.
I know that one true straight fire. That's good Gucci,
that's legit. Oh you're shook, You're totally yeah. Yeah, just

(01:01:32):
thrown off, thrown off. Netflix and Chill was still one
that was not still one. Yeah, And I don't even
think it's Netflix and Chill anymore. Netflix in the young generation.
I feel like it's Hulu and Chill or Netflix is
still popular, incredibly popular. Really Yeah. I think it's like Stan,
your Stan of something like I'm a BTS Stan. What

(01:01:55):
a BTS is? Um kop Stan? And Stan is like
that you're a huge fan of them, not just being
a fan, Like, why would you make the word it's
a blend of stalker and fan? Why would you make
a Do you understand what a fan is? Yes, a
fan is a fanatic, I know, And it's the same thing.
No level. Why would we make it a longer word

(01:02:19):
than it already is because you're taking it up a
level from fan. Fan is like, hey, I just really
enjoy them, No big deal. Stan fanatic does not mean
I just enjoy them listen. But Stan creates stalker and fan,
so it literally is taking it up an entire notch
from fan. Okay, no, it's just called stalker. Then there's

(01:02:41):
sus suspect fishes. Turn Bay Bay is stupid, Fomo Fomo
is the same has been around for generations, still being
used by Felicia, still be used. Okay, all right, that's like, Oh, Chuggie,
I can't ever say that one. Chuggi's on work. I
don't know what that means. No, Chuggie is like to win.

(01:03:02):
Something's out of style. Che I've never been able to
say that one. So I still don't know. Yeah, yeah,
no one's gonna tell me I'm Suggie. I know. Okay,
Well there's that. We got a little recap of twenty
twenty one and words. Yeah, okay, on that note, you
want to spill some tea from last year. Now, lunch
Box is gonna try and use all these words. All right,
you guys, Right now you can hear Lunchbox and ray

(01:03:26):
stands that listen to the show, Oh boy, watermelon crush
with their thighs. Here you go, number four. We've built
the stage over here, and on the stage we've got towels,
we've got trash bags, and we've got two big watermelons
and So Raymundo and Lunchbox will walk into the studio
now and we will see if you guys can smash
this watermelon with your thighs. We're talking about on the

(01:03:47):
show because there's a world record set by someone. They
did a bunch of them. I said, hey, I'll give
you guys some cash. So Raymondo, if you can do it,
it's seventy five bucks. Lunchbox, if you can do it,
it's one hundred. Yeah. Yeah, right, Raymondo, you're up first
that you were the first one to be called on
to the carpet. Here here he comes. I would say
these are pretty average to large watermelons. It's good. Yeah,

(01:04:10):
they're not too big. Yeah, but they're not small. But
they're Shoa. Ray which watermelon? Would you like? This one?
Right here? Let's go. Why are you sitting on the ground?
That's what supposed to do. No, you stand up and
you do it. Oh. I think you can do however
you want, but I think it was the expert way
to do it is sitting down. And uh, this is

(01:04:31):
also as a wrestler, this is your strongest position. So
taking you back to your wrestling in high school days, yeah,
I mean this is actually just a person I'm imagining.
There was a lot of times where I would pin
people just with my legs, not even using my arm. Yeah,
dead serious. I mean I don't know, I could just
make that up. The world record holder did sit down
and do it. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

(01:04:52):
If you're standing up, I feel like, I don't know,
I feel you might even go to the bathroom on yourself. Like,
if you're in that position, that abably not the best
thing to do. Are you ready? I'm ready? Is it timed? Well,
We're not gonna see here all day. I think I
think you're gonna tap out if it starts to hurt,
or you're gonna get exhausted. His little feet they're crossed,
Like is that a move shooting? You were there? It's like,

(01:05:14):
now be honest. Ten yeah, right, that's that's I get
three three okay, right? Right, great, right, that's at least
at nine, right, you were at nine size ten like
in that tongue UK nine US ten. So eat it, okay.

(01:05:35):
Raimundo is on the ground. He has a watermelon between
his thighs. This is for seventy five dollars in cold
hardcast all right, okay, okay, ready three, just watermelon one. Go.
Oh he's gonna get it. Oh no, he's not gonna
get it. Yeah, this is gonna explode everywhere. That doesn't
look like a wrestling move. If something like I kind
of try to do like a figure eight and then

(01:05:56):
you just gotta do it like yeah, got okay, hold on,
I'm gonna give you one minute to do whatever you want.
But we're in the time. Here we go and go. Yeah,
I'm liking this side. Better go you just lock it.
He might do this, Yeah, he might do this. I
felt some stuff on the inside gurgling, so I'm just
locking it and then I'm a twist like it's a person.
Come on, ray, Oh did you guys here? Yes, this

(01:06:19):
things ready to eat when it comes out. I'm telling
you right now, Ray, did you ever kill anyone when
you rescue it? Hey? Ambulances were called? Let's go, okay,
here we go here, Well, I got time left thirty
five seconds. Oh that kind of takes your breath away
a little bit. Here we go, right. No, Wow, Wow, dude,

(01:06:48):
that was awesome. Absolutely trench right now in the crotch, y'all. Wow.
I could feel it was coming, and then that's when
I just humped it and gave it that one middle
last thrust. Oh my gosh, you were right. I went everywhere.
I've been everywhere. Let me get my venmo so I
don't get to hit right with this money and the
water almost hit the production equipment over there. I shot.

(01:07:11):
I told you guys, it was gonna go everywhere. I
was amazing. Is this why Scooba Steve texted all of
us seeing if we had a tarp probably, Hey, the towels,
we definitely shot at short we needed something bigger. Well,
Raymundo just made himself seventy five All right, Ray, I'm
sending it to you right now, Hard, I'm out of here.
I gotta go dry off doing a watermelon emotion. Good. Hey,

(01:07:37):
seventy five bucks is now officially sent. There you go, buddy,
Nice work, Ray. Do we need to play a song
clean up for lunchbox and come back? Yeah, let's see
give me a minute here, Yeah, let's do it. Okay,
a woman broke a world record by crushing three watermelons
in less than eight seconds, and that to watch her
dominate these things as a wild Now, Raymundo just sat

(01:07:57):
down and crushed a big watermelon with his ties and
taking about it. It was awesome, right, nice shot mate?
Sendy about bucks? Do you still have watermelon your crutch? Now?
I got a pretty well dried off I had a
security guy helped me out. What wait, huh did he
want to? Did you have to? Lunchbox is now walking
onto the stage? Lunchbox, you're you're up for a hundred bucks? Here?

(01:08:20):
You can do? Ray costs himself some money there? So
are you ready to sit down? Yeah? I am, And
I gotta tell you, as a former cross country runner,
I wouldn't have thought about sitting down. But Ray, with
his wrestling background. Thank you for going first, because you
gave me a little what do you call that a blueprint?
A diagram? Because I'm ready? Okay. I didn't want to

(01:08:42):
see stand in squat and try to do it well.
I don't think i'd be able to do it. I
don't think you would. I think Ray was right. And
Ray locked his feet, took my bab. Don't you worry.
I will lock it up all right. Here's the lunchbox.
He's uh sitting down, He's putting a watermelon between his legs,
he's crossing his feet. The watermelon is in between his
two knees. Guys, that weighs one hundred pounds. That weighs

(01:09:04):
one hundred pounds. The watermelon is now in position now
to be more flexible. Don't squeeze until we give me
time yet. Oh my gosh, I can feel it. You
can feel well. I mean it feels like giving birth.
I think, like, I think there's what women feel when
they're giving birth is like this. Ah, this urged to push,
and that's what I got. All right, five seconds and

(01:09:24):
you have sixty seconds? First melon three? I get how
long to one go? You have sixty seconds? Oh, he
might do it. Hear it, I hear it. He might
do it. He might do it. I hear he is squeezing.
His head might pop. Not the watermelon. Oh my god,
that hurts the thighs. Yeah, he squeezing. He's turning his
body a different way. Looks like this is what the

(01:09:47):
devil down in Georgia. I'm the best it's ever been.
He squeezing hard. We're at twenty five seconds. If you
didn't take a break, take a break. Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
thirty or thirty seconds now, Oh, I hear it. Come on,
I hear it, am chill. Come on, that's good. Let's go.

(01:10:08):
Come on, I see the head lunch the fifteen seconds,
fifteen seconds, keep mudging, hurry, oh ten seconds, come on, lunch,
go ahead, tis time. I guess the baby. I'll just

(01:10:33):
live in there. Just can't get it out. Putt that sucker,
didn't It is dented. It looks like a pickle now cucumber. Sorry, buddy,
do you want to get fifty for you know you
don't worn out to have that? Man? Good rhyme? No, buddy,

(01:11:01):
what do you want to say? Oh? Man, I want
to say prompt ray, I think mine was a little thicker. Man, Man,
I'll have to train. I'll be back next year. Right.
Do you want to break this off for fun? Are
you done? Crack? Right? I mean I went out on

(01:11:22):
a high note and it was very difficult. Do I
get extra money or is this just for the show? Way?
Come on, I'll give you the other twenty five. Okay, okay,
let's go right right right right right right right right
right right right right right. It's not crack. Here we go.

(01:11:43):
Daddy's back. Daddy's back in Ray. I told you you
didn't dominate it like I'm about you. Here we go right,
hold on, hold on, hold hold on, let me get
let me I want to record this. All right, we're
ready and three two harder one. But it's all about this,
this little frust that you ain't got watched. Let me
show you how daddy doesn't daddy he pulled himself off

(01:12:08):
the ground. Oh yeah, so it's this you said that
a minute ago. It's this little thing. And I got
a little more something that you don't get right here,
right right right, right right right right, hey man, that's awesome.
Your face it was already dented for you. Welcome, there

(01:12:32):
was a little something that you didn't have. Ray is
two and no. Nice job, buddy, Well I'm already didn't.
I'll pay you the healthy man. I get twelve fifty.
That all right. It's the best bits of the week
with Morgan number two. Now, I am not proud of

(01:12:53):
my performance in this area, but we did some old
Dominion karaoke. When I say old dominion karaoke, we actually
had old dominion in the student d as the backup
band and Forrey, myself and Amy all had to compete
and try to sing old dominion karaoke. And I'm just
telling you right now. I did not doo good. I
did good at first, and then I didn't. I had

(01:13:13):
fomo on this one. Yeah you weren't here. Yeah, I
wasn't here. I was having a baby. Why would you
have fomo if your baby, Well, you're out with the baby.
I know. But it'd be still cool to sing with
Old Dominion. That's true. I feel like this could come
back in another way. That's that's a pretty lit experience.
Oh boy, yep, I told you he's going to start
using all the words. Okay, you guys can hear us
attempt to sing and see who won. I'll tell you

(01:13:33):
right now, I took last place. That's fine. I still
love Old Dominion. They still have my heart number three.
They have a new album. It's out today called Time,
Tequila and Therapy. It's thirteen tracks. I hope you check
it out. They performed two of the new songs today.
It is Chef's gets good. I always say that, couldn't
say it any better than that could A'm no, it's
really good. I'll try something that good. Yeah. Well, we're

(01:13:53):
gonna do now though, is We're gonna do a little
karaoke competition with members of the show with Old Dominion
serving as the band. Yeah, now Raymundo one. He chose
Amy to go first, Morrigan to go second, and him
to go third. You guys will also be the judges
and judge on ability to keep up with a song,
vocal ability, passion, like it's just all encompassing. Yeah, like overall. Yeah.

(01:14:15):
Are we doing like Olympic scoring like one to ten
for each contestant? Or are we? I think at the
end you just do a little huddle and pick a winner.
Are lyrics allowed or not? Yeah? Of course? Do we
have the lyrics? Are you going to read the lyrics? Well,
I don't know. I was asking are they allowed? Everyone?
Everyone has a sheet? Yeah, the lyrics? Okay, first, Amy

(01:14:37):
here walking up in the stage. Now Amy has taken
the microphone. Now Amy, how are you feeling right now
it's on? Yeah, okay, you sound great? Um feel good
this when this song first came out. Don't want to
brag because I know that these guys know knew it
was a hit. Want to brag, but brag, go ahead,
But I feel like I was one of the first

(01:14:57):
people on it. Now I feel like you were too.
Remember I remember your pa, Thank you, Thank you. So
I think we sent Amy, would you like I did? Yes,
they sent me a fruit basket because I was so
into this song. She doesn't want to brag, made no bragging,
so the pressures. Would you like to hear how it's
going to start, Amy, because because I just want to
do yeah, we need to like it'll be good for

(01:15:18):
even Ray and Morgan number two to hear when to
go in? So how will this start for her? Well? Okay, yeah, okay,
well you know I'll see if I feel it. But
this isn't the real This isn't the real one. This
is just everybody hearing it. Okay, okay, got it and

(01:15:43):
you got it? There do verse and chorus. Now we
need more from me though? The best this is how
no want Okay, watched Matt do a warm up and
that he does like side he doesn't have a full
on the mic. It was just kind of like, Amy,
do you need a key from Matt? Though? Because you
were not on weh, I guys, I can't sing so

(01:16:04):
plus I can't hear myself, so I don't know you
can hear yourself out of your mouth though, Okay, okay,
so give me a hummm like dope dough, right, dough,
give me that I lost it too. Okay, Well I'm

(01:16:24):
just gonna go for it. Okay. Here she is Amy
performing Hotel Key with Old Dominion as the backing band.
Give it up, bra, Okay, here we go. Well, it
was down Sun Street. We couldn't even pronounce. We were

(01:16:45):
talking a little of a half announced tequila, which but
we've real it was real. Either one of us is
looking for three little words unless those three words would
not just check out perfect, guess you got me? And

(01:17:11):
and leave the cloth all open the floor. But we
can't open the door at the hotel. All right, everybody,
how do you feel you did? Amy? No, I messed
up on checkout. Was supposed to be noon, but we
slept until three. That one is very That's a tricky

(01:17:31):
how's it is? Its apostrophe P for we're supposed to
it is? Okay? Is that I was trying to build
in every new but we slept until three. And it's
also she gave the mic up. Can I see the lyrics? That? Yeah,
the beginning ever listened to the lyrics is the radio version?
And yes there is because I've never heard half. It

(01:17:56):
was down some street. We couldn't even pronounce we were
smoking a little from a half an ounce. I was like,
that's so, that's not the version that I've heard on
the radio. What they well, they were stuck in the middle.
Uh Like, I was so like mad that we had
to change that. But you know, it's hard to like
change the lyric, especially one that's like that. But Trevor
had the genius idea of basically saying basically nonsense that

(01:18:18):
just sounded like the same thing. Yeah, phonetically sent, what
do you say? He was stuck in the middle. Stuck
in the middle love and every ounce which means nothing.
I mean every ounce of love, alcohol, love and every
minute of it. Okay, Well, I looked at everyone, and
then everybody and the band looked at each other, like,
how about that? That's why he gets to sing the

(01:18:44):
real version. That's what I listened to, is that the
deep cut. You get points because you're the real deal. Morgan?
Are you ready? Not at all? Okay? Morgan? Our head
headphones it's shapely. Yeah, you were very nervous. I'm like,
who knew? I'm on a microphone every single day. And

(01:19:05):
then you get with old dominion and all the suns right,
nervous Morgan all the time. Yes, like my whole body is.
You know what, we normally have shout at tequila before
we do this, so yeah, I need one of them.
I need yeah time tequila, anthrapy. Do you need Morgan
the intro or do you feel like you have it?

(01:19:27):
I mean we already did it with Amy, so I
feel like I can't have that, so we're just gonna
go for it. And she went headphones. I did it
and now I'm starting to regret it. Okay, here we go,
here's old dominion with Morgan number two. Well, it was

(01:19:50):
down some stre good and even right now we were
smoking a little from half a now tequila was but
the foe we were feeling them was real. Neither one
of us again the three little words unless those three
words or do not this through checkout was supposed to
be new, but we've left until three. But she kept
the check an, I guess is the thing of me

(01:20:17):
and that and the cloth over the Okay, okay, you
hit the part she missed and you missed the chorus.
Feel it. I could have to be farewell tracks there

(01:20:38):
hearts on the sleeves and clothes all over the floor.
That that that's a hard thing. I don't do y'all
feel that way. That's the clothes all over the floor
with both No again, I'm saying I can do it. Yeah,
I mean when you first started, was that? Okay? Well three,
that's a hard part. Our final competitor is ray Moondo.

(01:21:05):
Harry comes, Hey, this might be really easy. I didn't
know those women we're gonna do that bad? Are you
calling your shot right now? I mean they're messing up lyrics.
They were off beating. I mean I can at least
pull that off. Okay, here is last words, ray MONDO
performing hotel key with all dominions. Well, they down some

(01:21:38):
street we could in furn out. It was spoken a
little from a half an ounce. Tequila was she, But
the flow we were feeling was real. Be the one
of us who are looking for those three little words.
And then those three words was do not disturb shot.
That was supposed to be new, but we slept until three.
But she kept the hotel key, so did he? First

(01:22:00):
I guess me, and then I would. And the clothes
all over the boat. Okay, how do you feel you did?
I felt it ain't good that that beat stuff is

(01:22:20):
talk do you feel like you won? I think I won.
Maybe Amy goes one, but Morgan really jacked it up,
so I definitely got a second. Okay, okay, thank you?
Right the cake song, I don't know how you somehow
started so liked and then you raped the chorus. He
started behind, got ahead of it, and then ended up

(01:22:43):
in the right spot. Landed it every time. This is
gonna be terrible. There is Old Dominion is in studio.
They're playing live now. You guys talk, talk amongst yourself.
You know, I knew who I would pick. Let us
know when you come with your answer, Trevor, there's there's
there's history, you know. Yeah, and the enthusiasm. Enthusiasm that

(01:23:07):
counts for a lot. Everyone ahead, enthusiasm. Oh okay, I
mean I messed up the lyrics advocating. I forget the
lyrics all the time, bonded for life. Eight hours of
Disney together, that's almost disqualification. I don't think we got it.

(01:23:28):
Who is in third place? Third place? Sorry? I think
it's I think we probably all agree it's it's Morgan.
I take that. I take it. Look, nerves, nerves will
get you. Oh yeah, I was shaking my whole body
was shaking and he had a nice little like kind
of wrap thing going on though. That was nice, but

(01:23:48):
really the wheels came off. I lost it off. It was.
It came off so much that we didn't know when
to any news. We're gonna skip second. It's all about first.
What's first place? Raymundo, who someone said sounded like Cake
I needed your arms around me? Or Amy? Both were

(01:24:16):
excellent additions as as excellent, but I think we have
to go with the history and the passion that Amy had.
Amy congratulate the words all the time, so it's okay
that happens. Amy. One would you like to say, I
would think I would love to sing with y'all again

(01:24:37):
if you'd have me here like live like She's like,
I see you're playing Cleveland in the third. Is there
any chance? Yeah? No, my hometown so fun. Y'all are
the best. Thank you. The new records out today time
Tequilain Therapy. You guys stream it, but not until the
show is over today. Be sure to listen to us

(01:24:57):
and then go to old of course. Of course, U
congratulations guys. You know big fan appreciate you doing this
today and you guys, they only make great songs. Yeah,
I'm not even gonna say all hits because they don't
all get to hit because they're all single. I'm gonna
say they're all great songs because I'm I only care
about records, like full albums from a couple of people,
and you guys are definitely one of those one of
those entities that I enjoy. So yes, I think we

(01:25:18):
had to do a segment on the show not too
long ago where we had to pick an album that
we love from start to finish, and I chose y'alls.
You don't want to brag, Hey, we gave your first
place I can stop. No. I just remember that though,
because I mean, yeah, anyway, thank you for that. Yeah,
we take that as probably one of the biggest compliments
we can get because we pride ourselves on the songwriting

(01:25:40):
and trying to have albums that there are most capable songs.
So thank you for that compliment. Yeah, do y'all I
have a question too, Yeah, do y'all like here? Because
I love it? But I feel like I made a
comment about shoe shopping once and I felt like y'all
were like, oh, like that song you don't like? Do
you like that? We do like okay, because probably, I
mean maybe it was. It was probably we weren't set

(01:26:00):
to like play it or something. Okay, Well, I don't know.
I just know I'm sure because you know every artist,
at some point you just like move past the song.
But that's the one that I listened to. And those
lyrics are hard, but I feel like they're so hard,
But I feel like I have to you miss one,
you're off? Oh yeah, you feel like you have you
shopping walking down the street. Help me just lead me

(01:26:21):
a little bit. If you remember you doing down the
street where your shoe shop and walking down the street
at the Platon lets. Now I thought I had it.
But it's so good. Shot down on the round about.
How's about you talk? Talk, help them up, flip flop

(01:26:47):
on the sidewalk, tailor made whatever you like? Yeah, shoe shopping,
try me beside. It sounds like when I try to
wrap along with songs and I only know like every
third word. Well it's been a minute, but I used
to know every word, and I that's when I got

(01:27:07):
fixated on I don't even know that I like, I
just I was determined to get every shoe you named. Yeah, yeah,
I was too feelings. That'll be your new it's the same.
And then you drink everything. We'll do it. We'll do
a bit and she drinks everything from that song show.
Oh okay, okay, yeah, come back, all right, all dominion,

(01:27:29):
they gotta go. Okay, we appreciate you, guys. Congratulations one
more time. Yeah, it's the best bits of the week
with Morgan. Number two a hot topic for several months
after Raymundo brought this up on the show. He was
talking about all kinds of cicadas and that they were
basically going to take us over, but they never did.

(01:27:50):
We did, however, get a chocolate covered cicada and put
it on the wheel and somebody had to eat a thing. Goodness.
It was not me, but Raymundo had to go up
and eat one, and it was nice and crunchy. So
I don't know that you totally heard the crunch in
this segment, but you can still relive it and you
may hear a little bit of insects situation happening. Number two,

(01:28:11):
it's time to eat the chocolate covered cicadas, which, by
the way, that the example I showed you guys was
the top layer, which wasn't cicada. Oh what was that?
Just chocolate? They're actually shaped like a bug, like a bug. Yeah,
I won't be able to look at it here. Oh wow,

(01:28:32):
that's literally it's just a whole cicada with chocolate over it. Okay,
so we have a wheel. We'll spin the wheel. If
it lands on you, your name comes off the wheel.
Last one standing is the loser, and you'll eat a
chocolate covered cicada here on the air. All right, why
the mic d's name on here? Oh? Oh good, question's vegan? Okay,

(01:28:54):
we got a vegan in a vegetarian taken off today? Okay, okay,
so it's Amy, lunchbox Eddie all right, Scooba, Steve raymundoing myself.
Can I got get a keto exemption? No, you've already
tried that, Ray, Yeah, can we get that off my
name to start? Here we go. You want it to
land on your name because if you take it off,

(01:29:16):
come on, spin on, let's go, baby, Amy is. I
didn't know when to be dramatic about this, so I'm
so thankful Amy is coming off the wheel. That almost
got to me. I thought it was gonna get to me.
Man I manifested that manifested, manifested, no more than ours.

(01:29:41):
Your manifest is so strong, and it on me right,
Amy's off the wheel? Who do you all want me
to manifest for me? Please? All right? Who do you
like to this? The person who is last up has
to eat a chocolate covered sicated on. Let's that weird?

(01:30:04):
That's looking good? Looking good, look at good? Scuba stupid?
Is that who you manifested? She manifested her? Bobby I
did an almost landed on him. Scuba's coming off the wheel.
I know when my bread is buttered. Sounds so weird.
You buttering me bread? Bobby spinning to dud go, Oh

(01:30:27):
my gosh, it's down to its root. No four, Bobby, Lunchbox,
Eddie Raymundo, one of us four will eat a chocolate
covered cica five percent chance. Let's say no, no, no, no, no,
come on, He suckers, like, where are you going? It's

(01:30:53):
been taking off the wheel. Yeah, gosh, I lose more
wheel things, No, I lose more Wie. I love this
wheel though today has a good looking wheel. Lunch Box
is so excited. When he yelled, spit came like he's
rolled out of his mouth because I was getting my
mouth weap those akta, I thought I got to water
it down. Let's spin. Oh boy, Bobby, Bobby, come on,

(01:31:21):
let's go off the wheel. Y Yeah? Hey, wait't you
say seeing suckers? Where are you going? I know where?
Oh man? Okay, So it's down to Bobby and Raymundo.

(01:31:42):
We spend this last time. Bobby, do you want to
pay for someone to go back up and take he's
playing your game? I love. I mean to take my spot. Yeah,
I'll take your spot for fifty bucks. Now you're selling yourself. Yes,
he's making money. I mean I would do that, but
the listeners are gonna get mad. Yeah, okay, I won't
do it first because I for sure would do that.

(01:32:02):
That was funny, but listeners will get mad. And I
want to integrity of the wheel. I believe in it. Okay, Ray,
it's you and I. Anything you want to say, uh
not looking forward to eating it. I'm guessing it's me.
I mean, honestly, I haven't gambled in four months. I'm
gambling now and I'm losing. Okay, here we go, let's
spend that. We come on, come on, come on, come on,

(01:32:27):
come on, I'm off the wheel. That last click like
will of fortune. Yeah, there we go. Okay, so stepp rayon, no,
come on in. He's walking in the studio, up for
grabs on chocolate coverts, Okada. Look at that. That's beautiful.

(01:32:52):
All right, buddy, here we go slow motion. I'm doing
over here alright, yeah, yo yo yo. Let me know
if you got me on camera, I got you, I
got you. How do you feel right now? I mean
not looking forward to it, but definitely like channeling you
on Bear Girls. Sometimes you just gotta eat bugs and
stuff like that. Like it does look like chocolate, but
I can see the cicada easily underneath it, So I'm

(01:33:13):
not thinking chocolate. I'm thinking bug. Let us hear as
you crunch it? Here we go, two one in his mouth,
go ray It was really crunchy. Yeah, small part of

(01:33:35):
it tastes like a kid cat, real nice. I mean
I can feel the tentacles and stuff. You can feel
the wings. The wings are tough to you. God had
it taste decent? It wasn't God awful. If I needed
to in like a pinch, I would eat that a
little bit of chocolate and a pinch. What if we

(01:33:55):
wash the chocolate off? Now? Spin it again? Chocolate coverts,
cicada and now we know and like they say, knowing
is no one is half the battle. Okay, it's the
best bits of the week with Morgan number two lunchbox.

(01:34:21):
You guessed it right away, the world's hottest shot. You
and Amy both had to take it. So so it's
not just Amy this time, though, it's it's combined. Does
that make you feel a little better? Not still, I'm
still better that when you when it actually happened that
this was number one over me having a new son.

(01:34:41):
And because a new son is not we just say
a new kid, your third kid, so the third one
doesn't matter as much matters, but when you have a baby,
then if you start to get to like nine kids,
I can't keep putting it in the question. So when
Eddie adopted his kids, it became official this year was
that number one on the podcast was But that's also

(01:35:02):
because we didn't have a challenge. Oh that's weird because
that's number three and four. So so him having three
and four is more important than me having three. I
get it, I get it. It isn't and I'm very sorry.
It's okay, you know, I mean, I will never get
my decision twenty twenty one, the year that my kid
became insignificant. Hey, because he knows how I feel all

(01:35:24):
the time. He became number two. Yeah every time. No,
that's what I have to deal with every day of
my life. But that's okay. No, yes, now he knows
how I feel. He doesn't know how you feel because
he's young and he doesn't understand. Well, one day he's
gonna listen to the podcast and he's gonna be like, whin,
I was only number two? It's awful. Oh my god.

(01:35:45):
I'm gonna play that for him every year on his
birthday happening, you know, dad? Okay, what was your favorite
challenge we did this year? I'm all the ones I
mentioned and maybe I didn't mention it. What was your favorite?
I mean this one had to be the favorite. The
world shot? Yeah, hot shots? Yeah, hot shot. And speaking
of hot shots, did you know I'm going to Manhattan?

(01:36:06):
You're going back to kay Say my stomping ground. Yeah
for what I'm gonna go watch Kay State in Kansas
play basketball. Oh, that's gonna be so fun. Yeah. I
go party it up in the Little Apple. Yeah, I'm
gonna go party in Little Apple. Yeah, I have no idea.
I have no idea. You should I'm going with the
station in Manhattan. Really yeah, dang it. Yeah, it's so fun. Yeah,

(01:36:26):
so happy New Years. It's in two weeks, so the no,
three weeks, the twenty second whenever that is. I don't
know how any time out too, because I know some
of the people that work for that radio station are
used to when I was in college. Yeah, I'm not
sure if they still do. Yeah, you don't keep in touch?
You got big time, You're like, No, I had like

(01:36:47):
I did a little bit of stuff with them, and
then I was almost an intern. I thought about interning
with them, but I ended up going back home and
interning in my hometown, which Stop, And so I still
kept in touch with some of the radio people there,
but I don't know that they're still there anymore. Do
you guys have an airport in Manhattan? Yeah? Really small one. Yeah,
Because they were asking me, do you want to fly
to which town? Then drive? Like drive, and I looked

(01:37:08):
it up. It's like two hours it is. No, I
don't want to drive from which are you crazy? Yeah?
There is one in Manhattan, but like small, like typically
only for private planes. It's not for commercial planes. What
there's not an airport in Manhattan because too, like you
have Kansas City in which that are close enough. No,
I mean two hours is not close. Well, I mean
that's the best you got. Oh man, are you doing?

(01:37:30):
How are you getting in? I don't know. I was
still on the table and we were trying to figure
that out. Yeah, you'd have to have like a private
jet to fly into Manhattan. Leg maybe a really small plane.
Maybe they'll fly me on a private jet. Maybe Case
State can send their plane for me. They have that.
I bet Case State's got that. Bet case they college
us right, I'm not sure the radio I know, but
Case State should be like, yo, come on, that'd be awesome.

(01:37:52):
Like if I show up in a private jet, like what,
you can bring me with you? Exactly what up Manhattan?
I'd show you all my stomach your own. Boy. You
think they're still there, all the bars? I heck yeah, yeah,
it's still still all in Aggieville. It's what. It's still
all in Agiville. I think some of them have changed,
but Aggieville is the bar district. Oh. I was like,
I don't know what I say a little apple because

(01:38:14):
it's Manhattan's a little apple, right, I understand that bar district, Okay,
And it's like in the heart of the university. Got it.
And do you think the university students would look as
weird if we went to their bars? Oh? Hey, god,
feel all this crap? Okay, but I would still do it.
I'm were you in a sorority? Yeah? So would you

(01:38:34):
go back to your shorty house? Yeah, I'm an alumni.
I mean I'm no, no, see, okay, I understand that.
I understand would just go back to see it, mostly
honestly to eat the food, because the food. I understand
that you're an alumni, right, and you're you're you're from
a sorority. What was your sorty called delta? Yeah, tried Delta.
But when older girls would women would come back, and

(01:38:55):
when you were there, did you were like that's kind
of weird. Oh no, We partied with them, like all
of them. Okay. There is something that young people love
about watching old people party. I'm just telling you, it's
hilarious and so like if I could keep bubble them,
then they'd be like, Oh, she's cool, or they laugh
at me, one of the two, which either way is
fun with me. Because then i'd be hanging out with

(01:39:17):
the kids. Yeah, because we were in Tallahassee one time
for the show and Eddie and I were walking to
a bar and there was a frat house. They're having
a party, and it was like alumni weekend or something.
I don't even know, parent parents weekend. It's parents weekend,
And so me and Eddie we walked up to the
frat house and tried to act like we were alumni

(01:39:38):
and no dice, no better, no better. I mean, I
don't know what they asked us, but we were just like,
I mean, we had no idea because neither one of
us were in a fraternity, so we had no idea
what the answers were, like how to like talk to
them about it. We're just like, hey, we're here alumni,
you know what I mean. They're like, should just walked
him and be like, hey, like I've we've always wanted

(01:39:59):
to be and experiences can be come hang out with you,
and they probably would have. Oh see, I thought it
was like real secretive and they wouldn't let you in
because they don't want listen. I don't know about Tallahassee,
but that like, definitely if you want to do that.
In Case Day, they'd be like, yeah, come on party
with us. Okay, it's not like one hundred percent. Depends
on the college. There are certain colleges where greek life

(01:40:21):
is exactly what you see in the movies and whatever.
Maybe not at this point because they've probably gotten taken
off campus and everything. But at Case State, like it
really was just like to meet new friends. Like yes,
you paid for it, but like it was meeting new friends,
and like everybody just wanted to keep meeting new people.
So if you walked up to one of our fraternities there,
they'd be like, yeah, come hang out with us, a

(01:40:42):
little weird buddy, I'll come party with us. What about
like the what do they call them, the grandma of
the house, the mom? Yeah, mom, she was like an
X one of you, right, and then she just lives.
She's just a mom. She wasn't like an alumni or
an X or anything. She just like she applies for job. Okay,
I can't tell you what that's weird. Why they're typically

(01:41:04):
like really older people, so like either maybe they don't
have other family, maybe they have, you know, one other
family member and they're just like retired and them looking
for something fun to do. Yeah, and it's really cool. Like,
think about that if you're if I'm like seventy years old,
and I'm like, I want to be a house mom. No, no,
you get free food. The only thing you ever have

(01:41:26):
to do is make sure nobody like hurts themselves and
that's about it. I don't want to be a babysitter
for a bunch of college aged chicks. Oh, college is
better than what middle I understand, but I don't think
I at seventy years old, I don't want to be babysitting.
Some people do. Maybe they were like educators once in
their life and they missed teaching, but they can't go back. Okay.
I always wondered how you feel about the older people

(01:41:47):
going back to the Stroerty house or the being the
house mom or being the alumni coordinator. I mean it
just seems I'm like guys like it. May be people
who are in college field differently about it, but like
when I was in college, I didn't like especially Mom's
weekend was our favorite. Mom and Dad's weekend. We're a
favorite everybody because it's your mom and dad. But yeah,

(01:42:07):
but we love seeing everybody's parents come down and party
their butts off. It was amazing. I get that because
they're your parents. I'm just also watching everybody else's parents. No,
but I'm just talking like random Betty, you know, yeah,
Backstreet Betty, come in. Yeah, Backstreet Betty who graduated in
you know, ninety two. She just happens to be in

(01:42:30):
town for the weekend, and so she stops by the
Soarty house. I'm like, back, back, backwoods Betty, get out
of here. Yeah. Well, I think in college, too, you
have a different perspective, right, you're a little bit more
grown up, so like you're not judging people for just existing.
I think if you were high schoolers maybe, but like college,
you're kind of a little bit more grown up. I

(01:42:52):
always wondered did you have that though, like where people
would come in town for a football game and they
would just come by and they had no relation to
anybody in the house. Yeah, we had a lout nice
stop by. That's like young alumni or old alumni. I
mean most of the time I wasn't at the house,
so I don't remember all the ones that, like they
were like in the middle age, okay, never like super old,
never really super very interesting. Yeah, Okay, and I lived

(01:43:12):
in the house one year. That's funny. Yeah, other girls
I find that just I just some of the things
I always wondered about sororities, like is it funny when
they stopped by like or or let's say you know,
someone's visiting from California and they're tried oult in California?
Can they come to your house? I believe so. I
think it depends. Did they ever do that? Because they

(01:43:33):
do it in the movies? No, have you ever seen
road Trip? Actually? I take that well. We had people
transfer from other tridults across the country and they automatically
get in your tried out. Oh yeah, that's weird. Technically
your sisters with any tried to Oh yeah, your sister
for life. Let me see your handshake. It's not a handshake,
it's just a diamond. Oh should we just do diamonds? Yeah,
you put a diamond because I know some people won't
even tell your handshake nowadays they not. I can't tell

(01:43:55):
you the handshake, get them. Oh there are chance that
you do that you're not supposed to tell. And I
couldn't tell you. I don't even remember having them, so
I don't know. Yeah, because you're drunk the whole time.
But yeah, I'm going to Manhattan, you know, and so
maybe I'll take one of these shots with me. Yes,
you should. No, No, I listen, never ever get this shot.
It's the worst thing in the world. Well, I will
tell you there's a shot bar in Manhattan that you

(01:44:15):
should definitely go to. What's it called shot Bar? Yeah,
that's what it's called. Listen was I don't know if
it's still called the bar is called Johnny Cars, but
like Johnny Johnny Cars, cause but under that bar, one
of the little sections of it was called shot Bar. Okay,
so like there was like three different bars under one bar,
got you. Hey, should you go to Cheers Shop Bar

(01:44:37):
in Austin get the Blue Wave? Yeah? I don't want
to talk about that. Okay, you still freaking did that. No,
if you're ever in Austin and you've had some drinks,
go to the Cheers Shot Bar and tell them you
want the Blue Wave. And let me tell you it
is probably the best shot I've ever had in my life?
Would you agree? I'm not condoning this. No, No, best
shot you've ever had. I'm not going to give it away,
but I'm not condoning this. Yeah, better than this, or

(01:45:00):
maybe not a bachelor party, butts of the man's birthday,
bachelor party, bacherette party, whatever. Go to Cheer Shop Bar
on Sixth Street and get the blue Wave and I'm
telling you it is m delish. All right, Let's let's
talk about this new year old year kind of situation
we got going on. Okay, okay, is there anything you're
hoping to do in the new year? No? Nothing, he planned. No.

(01:45:23):
I mean you we did these videos over the break,
like we put out and one of the questions you
asked is what are you looking forward to in the
new year? I have no idea, Like at this age,
I'm like, I don't have any plans, Like, I don't
have plans to do anything. I don't have a big
vacation plan. Well, some people tend to have things to
look forward to. So that's why I asked, right, And

(01:45:43):
that's what I'm saying. When you asked it, I had
nothing to say. I was just like, well, I mean,
I have no idea. I don't know that there's any
plans for me in the new year. Okay, I mean
sort losers trip Kuk state trip all exciting, Yes, sort
losers trip to Vegas. It's coming up? What on the fifteen? Yeah,
see you got some exciting stuff. Yeah, I'm looking forward
to that anywhere. He is already exciting for you. It's big,

(01:46:05):
big months. Yeah, wow, biggest month of the year. Look
at you. I didn't think about it that way. See,
I'm looking forward to it, but it's not like the
biggest thing in my year. Like I just said, what
do you hope to do in the new year? I
don't know. Everybody takes that interpretation different. It doesn't have
to be this whole Listen. You could just be excited
to try a new restaurant in the new year. I

(01:46:26):
don't know. I don't know any new restaurants I'm looking
forward to trying. But I am well, fine, this is
maybe getting more sleep. Okay, I can allow that. That's
a great. What about you? I am excited to hopefully
go travel. I would really like to travel to the
West Coast this year. Okay, what do you want to
go there? Either Oregon, California, Seattle. Oh, go to Bend, Oregon.

(01:46:49):
It's beautiful and I want to listen, I have not
explored any part of the West Coast, and I would
love to go see as a long flight. But yeah,
so go up there. It's good. I'm hoping I can
get out there this year at some point. What was
your favorite part about the last year, Having a kid,
having a kid, having a kid, having a third kid, Yeah,
having a third kid. What else happened last year? Um? Yeah,

(01:47:16):
I got my Uh, I did my first spaw day.
That was the most amazing, first ever ever facial ever,
first ever facial and I've never I mean, it was amazing.
Did you did you get some naps in Oh, I
got a lot of naps. We're just like, we're looking
at basics, just things that made you happy in Um,
I think last year is when I, yeah, I got

(01:47:38):
back to playing soccer because I didn't play for a
whole year because of COVID and then got the vaccine
and everything, and so my wife felt comfortable enough with
me to go back, so I started playing soccer again.
That was awesome. See there you go. Yeah, I got
a boyfriend. Yeah you did. That's kind of a thing.
That's crazy, weird, weird. Yeah, my boy's ass like, hey,

(01:48:00):
Morgus still still dating? Um Bryce Harper And I said, yeah,
still dating? Oh, that's his Anale his new name. Yeah,
because we were They were in Vegas with me back
in December when we went I went for the Dirk's
Bentley Show. And I don't know how you got brought
up when we were talking. Oh, we were just talking
about the weekend in Nashville when they came, and how
my buddy Garrett showed up to Nashville with an expired

(01:48:21):
I D and couldn't get in the bars and we
had to sneak him in like we were eighteen again. Yep. Uh,
And we just started talking. They're like, oh, yeah, what
about him too? She still dating Bryce Harper? And I said, yep.
They said the l words. So it's a big in
twenty twenty one was a big year for you. It
was I mean, who knows what's to come? I'm making anything?
Oh you know, could oh wait wait should we should

(01:48:43):
we talk about this right here on the pod? What
could there be? Uh this year? No, like engagement or
anything like that. No, No, no, I'm not there. I'm
telling you. I'm I've I'm moving so slow in this relationship,
so I don't anticipate that unless like something dry pastically
changes that. But again, I also don't like a pregnancy. No,

(01:49:05):
not a pregnancy. I don't drastically changes it. That would
drastically change it. So I don't know. You guys don't
do that because you're married. Well, I'm saying, somebody passes away.
I don't eat. Just life perspective changes, right, like you
go through something traumatic and perspective change. I don't know.
I'm just saying, like, yeah, that happened to my cousin. See,
I'm like, drastically, I don't predict it, But I also

(01:49:27):
don't have a timeline for myself. I'm just kind of
like going as is, just letting it happen however it's
supposed to happen. Yeah, Because like my cousin she was
getting her PhD and she had a friend that was
riding their bike and got hit by a car and died.
And my cousin was just like what am I doing?
Like why? Like she had been so driven and motivated

(01:49:49):
to get her PhD, thought it was so important, and
she was just like, I'm wasting my time, like I
should be having a family, like I should have been
getting married and having kids like and she had a
whole new perspective. She still finished her PhD, but she
was just like like it changed her life, like it
just like she was just like, wow, like I've been

(01:50:10):
wasting my time getting this PhD when I should have
been out worrying. Like she didn't, you know, she didn't
concentrate on dating. She was so focused on school. And
she was just like this is crazy, like I should
change and yeah, yeah, see I think I see what
you're saying about the perspective. It's pretty crazy. Yeah see, no,

(01:50:32):
I do see it. No, I get it. I get it.
That's all we can. We can leave it. That. That's
what I like to do. I told my why we
need to visit somewhere like I don't know where, a
new place, yeah, a new place, just try something new.
Yeah see that's what every time, like we get vacation
or something. That's why last year I went on a
road trip up to the Northeast. I'm always trying to
see somewhere new, right, it makes me feel good. It

(01:50:54):
does feel good if I keep going back to the
same place. Yeah, it's like her favorites. I'm like cool,
But I'm like I've already been here, already experience, and
that's what we do in life. We do the same
thing over and over again. Back used to do it. No,
you drive the same way to work every day. No,
but I'm saying like, sometimes I don't. But we get
in the same routine. And so when you get vacation,
you go there because you and then you go And

(01:51:15):
here's what's crazy. Like I go to Vegas a lot.
I love Vegas. I go there and I go to
the same restaurants. Why why why? I don't know, but
I can't help it. I'm like, oh, it's so many restaurants,
and I know, but there's something that I just I love.
They're my favorites, and I'm just like, I gotta go there,
gotta go there. Food can be a comfort, So I

(01:51:36):
understand that. Yeah, but you're supposed to the point of
traveling is to try different things. That's also why you
go different places. So when I travel, if I ever
have like a week off, I am always sure that
I go somewhere new. Okay, I have to, Like I
may not be great about it in my normal day
to day life, but when it comes to traveling, I'm
always trying to see something new. Okay, even if for
some reason everybody wants to go back to Florida and

(01:51:58):
go to the beach. I'm like, okay, what can I
do there that I haven't done before? So I'm trying
to experience something different. Lunchbox. I have built a sandcastle
when I was like five. Okay, I bet you're better
at it now. I mean, have you tried one lately.
It's harder than you think. The water keeps coming up

(01:52:19):
and knocking it down, and you got to reinforce the walls,
got to put a moat there. Is that what it's
called a moat? A circle around it. I don't know.
I'm assuming that's a moat because you seem pretty confident.
First word of the pot of my head sounds good.
We're gonna go with the moat like a motel like
short form. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not not really sure.
But before we get into this world's Hottest shot, do

(01:52:42):
you have any resolutions going into the New year? No resolutions?
I mean, they're just so hard. They're so hard. I
don't know. I feel like I'm a pretty perfect dude,
So it's hard to have a resolution when you're perfect. Well,
I think resolution used to be something that like everybody
did right. As we've gotten as times have changed and whatever,

(01:53:07):
we've gained some more perspective. I don't think as many
people do resoluts. Do you have a resolution? See? See?
I just when I want to do something new, I
just do it now. I don't wait until January first
to make it happen, because then if I'm just waiting,
then I'm realistically not going to continue doing it. But
I will say there is something I'm doing for January,

(01:53:27):
specifically not drinking. No, I'm not doing dry January. I'm
doing no sweets January because I love sweets. All I
do is eat dessert, Like after every meal, I have
some form of chocolate or something. Wow, you're you're gonna
go cold Turkey or January. I'm gonna have two days
that I can have sweets. And besides, that's not all
of January. Hey, if I go cold Turkey, then the

(01:53:49):
point of that is is pointless. I'm trying to do
something that will sustain a long time, and I'm trying
to just get to the point where I can be like,
enjoy it a gotcha instead of every single day. Yeah, Luckily,
I'm not a sweets guy. I don't, I mean, I like,
I mean, I'll eat them, but it's not like I,
Oh my god, I gotta have a brownie. I got it.

(01:54:09):
I am a cookie monster. You have cookies here, I'm
my cookie. I gotta eat cookie. Okay, I mean yeah,
I luckily I'm not like that. And I don't eat
a lot of candy. I mean, it's just that's how
you stay so lean and ready to play soccer and run. Maybe.
I just yeah, I don't drink cokes. I don't. I mean,
I just I don't know. Sweets. Just don't. They don't

(01:54:32):
call it. They don't gravitate towards me. I'm so jealous.
I wish that was I wish I did not have
a lot of people are jealous of me. Well, I'll
let me add you to you know what, That's how
we're Is that how we're kicking off the new year.
That's how we're kicking off the day year. Man, all right,
I'll tell you what you don't want to do is
kick it off with his dang shot is the worst
thing you'll ever do in your life ever. Ever, You
guys can hear right now, this is the number one

(01:54:54):
best challenge of the year. Was the world's hottest shot.
Amy took it and then lunchbox took it later. You're
gonna hear them both right now. Number one. We ordered
this World's Hottest Shot months ago, maybe weeks ago, but
it's been a long time. It took forever to get here.
And this is that same company that makes the World's
Hottest everything chips. This time it's a shot, and it

(01:55:16):
does say basically, if you have medical conditions, don't take it.
Basically it's like a roller coaster. Yeah, same sign you
seen a roller coaster. Pregnant, heart issues, other serious illnesses,
don't take the shot. But everybody here is pretty good. Huh.
I think we're good. Everybody pretty healthy? I think so so.

(01:55:37):
Or I smelled it and it burns your nose when
you smell it doing it? Oh oh oh okay, I'm
gonna spend this wheel. Do we want to do? Oh? Man,
I don't know what we want to do. You want
to land on one and they do it, or you
want to take one off the wheel? That just get

(01:56:00):
it over with because if it lands on my name,
I want to be off the wheel the way you
always love. Take it to a vote. Five people in
the room who wants to spend it once and they
lose Ray your hand. I just nam who wants to
I'll rock that too. You're not in the room. Oh
number right, you're on the wheel, but you're not. I

(01:56:21):
need to odd number and you three? Do you want
to keep the name? Pulling off? Holding off? Holding off?
Scoo is Steve? What do you think? I like? This
is spends pulling it off? Okay, all right, so Ray,
I take your vote. But that takes scoos two alight.
Oh my gosh, come on, Raymundo is off the wheel.

(01:56:45):
We should have taking the shot. Yeah, he would have
been the one doing it. Guys. Okay, that's a bad
decision on hindsight. Guys, come on, well yeah, hindsight is
always right. But I might have spun it harder if
it was one spin no dramatic. Oh well, I didn't
know that was the rule. Here we go. Next up,

(01:57:07):
that's on your name, I pull you off the wheel.
Come on, let's spread now. Who's not getting drunk? Who's
not getting drunk? Mike d is now off? Wow, this
is getting on? That was right next to my name. Guys,
I'm just gonna read chill about this. You can watch

(01:57:29):
this on our Facebook page right now live. I mean
wherever you are. Get on our Facebook page. This this
is all up on stream. We're doing this live with
you guys. You can see it. This shot could potentially
derail someone's entire day. Yeah, potentially, don't beat dramatic or
the entire life if you have a health condition you
don't know about. Oh is that dramatic? All right? On
the board, lunch box Morgan Amy, Eddie taking a in

(01:57:52):
scuba breakfast good after two hours? Here we go, let's spad,
it's me, here's me. Nothing that if it lands on,
if it lands blank, when we just keep going, come
on and it lunch box. Can we do that? Oh?

(01:58:20):
Thank you Eddie to take the chat? No, w okay, okay,
here we go, Here we go, here we go. Oh
my god, oh okay, so let's great, Thank you. We
have so stupid lunch box Morgan Amy, Eddie, guys off.

(01:58:43):
Oh no, no, it's okay. Oh this is so dumb,
like why all right? Go it's Dave, You're off the wheel.
I feel like this wheel has been in my life
so long it should have better like the juju with me.
Let's span come on, come on, come on, come on, yes, yes, yes,
I'm not gonna get there empty. All the empty spots

(01:59:04):
keep getting landed. Give it a good one, man, I
already Oh my gosh, this is a problem with doing
it over and over again. That's okay because everybody's in
their car nervous for me. Oh it's me. One's landing

(01:59:28):
on the blank space a week clear? Okay, okay, new rule.
Do you want to do who it lands on? Now? No,
let's do that. Yes, I'm doing that. Well okay, but
if it lands on blank one more time, we switch it.
Oh gosh, okay, Oh come on, please please please be
be be me me me, me, me, me and me,

(01:59:49):
all about me. It's all about means me. Three times
it's been right next to me because Scooper was on
one side of me. Miken was always on one side. Yea,
And now here we go, Oh my god, we're now
changing it. If it lands on you, you're taking the shot. Yes,
why it's me? Guaranteed it's me. We all know this.
We all know it's me. You like shots, you love shots,

(02:00:11):
But we weren't you the one going hey we can
drink at work? No, that was me, that was me.
I think it was him too. You guys want to
smell it. I don't want to. I can't smell it.
I have no desire. You have no smell, boll Your
COVID may make the shot awesome, but this shot might
bring all your sense of smell and taste back. He

(02:00:31):
smelled that he's a smell good. We have the world
taught a flaming doctor Pepper. Oh boy, oh flame and
Doctor Peppers were good. We have at the right time
with my cousin's wedding in Oklahoma with flaming doctor Peppers. Amy.
What you thinking about that? I will for sure, Bob, Yeah,
I think I have to do that. It's like, it's
just sorry problem as we've been landing on all the
blank spots here where you go? If it lands on

(02:00:52):
your name, you are now taking the show. Hey, please
land on Eddie? Why because you're being most annoying about it.
You are the most annoying person there. Let's spin on.
I did anybod anybody mean anybody by me? Oh? Amy's
slowing down, Amy's slowing down. It's going to land on.

(02:01:18):
I don't know why I can't get a plan out
his name? How are you ready to do this? Yeah?
Spending to give this a heck of a spin. You're
spending your life like you're on the wheel of fortune.
Let's spine. Come on, Oh my god, let's go. So Eddie,
you'll be quiet, Eddie, come on? Oh not me? Oh
it's not me. Oh yeah, keep going, keep going, can't.

(02:01:44):
I mean it is dancing around. Let's box his name.
I mean it's like slow dance in a burning room.
All right? Is that the name? Here we go. I'm
going a medium spin. Let's spin. That is sauce. That

(02:02:05):
is super sauce. Here it is? Oh no, it's hold on.
It's on a broken spot. So let's do half and half.
It's Amy and Eddie broken? What stop? Stop it? Because
the gravity of it. It's the gravity. So because I

(02:02:26):
can put it on Amy and it still rolls over
to Eddie. And now we have the it's Amy ready
coin flip time. I like it. I don't even let
Amy call it. I mean two out of three? Oh okay, Amy,
call it in the airs. Call it in the air. Amy,

(02:02:51):
if you're just gonna call heads, it's okay, Okay, I'll
call it. Do you want to stand on the floors
somebody that's not Amy or Morgan. You're gonna walk over there. Yeah,
you don't trust lunch me Amy? Ready you have that's Amy?
Here you go one point? Okay, wait, so so if

(02:03:14):
Amy gets it, wins you Okay, all right, Amy, heads
our tails stay with heads, Amy, tails Tails. There's the flip,
there's the role its heads last one. Let's do it. Now.

(02:03:39):
What are you gonna do? Now? You're in? Amy, don't
think too hard about it, Just Amy. Whatever you say here,
well dictate who gets to take this hot shot? The
hottest shot ever made? Heads? She going in? If it's heads,
Amy wins and Eddie takes the shot. Come on, tails,
sales never fails. I thought you always like head tails
never fails? Come on, Aby, what did you call? I

(02:04:02):
stop it? I called it so to say the shot?
Come on? Let's go? Okay, hold out? Do you want it?

(02:04:22):
What do you mean do I want it? You're on
a double double phones. Chill, dude, it's a Tuesday morning.
I'm pouring it into the Amy. You want to pay
me to take it? Here you go, Amy, take the shot.
Oh my goodness, let me bring it to your table. Yeah,
walk over to your microphone. Oh yeah, she's smelling it.

(02:04:45):
No you can, Oh, there's peppers. Literally in the bad.
It's a shot in the pepper. Okay, okay, should I
get the trash? Can come on the day. Look like
you're twenty one years old? Yeah, that day? Where are you?
College station? Textoos rules the twelfth Man, Johnny Man. Here

(02:05:12):
she goes three two. She took the shot. There we go.
She swallowed it. Oh she's gonna puke. Oh, go to trash.
Oh no, oh no, give her some water. You're in
your jacket and you're Mike over there. Oh she's puking.

(02:05:34):
That's not good. I don't hit my mike. Give her
some water or something. Lunch box, helper, lunch box helper,
Give her some water. Give her some water, y'all gonna
give her some water, Come on, anything, We're gonna have
water ready for this. Here, midy, here's Mike's water. Here,

(02:05:55):
milk shaking. She is shaking. Oh, oh, it's burned in
my mouth. It burned. It's burn on my nose. I
be an over there, all right, she's bent over. She's
holding her own hair back. I think it's getting better.
I'm starting to It's like peppers break, you know, in
the room. It's getting me. What is she drinking? That

(02:06:18):
is smoothie. Is that your smoothe lunch on her desk.
I didn't have me there to drink, but I can. Yeah.
It feels like when someone peppers prays the room. All right, okay,
Race telling me we're out of time. We'll come back.
All right, boy, I'll be back in a second. It's
the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. Oh,

(02:06:39):
we have an update on the bed. I got it
my eyes. I can't see. I don't know what Ammy is.
I can't even open my eyes in the studio right
now because I got it in my eyes. This is
like a hospital situation. Oh, I can't see. We took
the world's hottest shot. Am I on the air. You're on.
We took the world's hottest shot. Ammy took it almost vomited.
She's in the other room burning. I got it in
my eyes. I can't open lies. So what happened to you?

(02:07:02):
You touched your eyes? Well, I got my hand. I
was pouring the shot and then I touched my eyes
and they both it's like flames in my face right now. Oh,
I can't see straight. I can't even open my eyes.
Is anyone I'll talk to? Amy? She said her nose
is on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's we got all
our senses covered, seeing, smelling, tasting. She is on all

(02:07:25):
fours and you're in the other room just making not
good noises. Wet paper towel. Yeah, you should probably pour
milk in your eye. I don't think we have milk.
We have milk. I got we got something for Amy.
Oh Mike, I'm not no, no, I'm just telling you.
That's what like when people eat hot things, they think, oh,
give me water, and it's the opposite. Water makes it worse.
You're supposed to drink milk. It's like there are two

(02:07:46):
camp fires that have been Yeah, that's why you need milk.
I think you should really dab afoy milk in your
eyes though, like I've heard of drinking it. Yeah. Guy,
I am not a doctor, but I am I am
an experienced eater of hot, hot things. And you put
milk on it and it cools everything in the mouth. Okay,
get bred because you know you go to hot chicken place,
they give you bread. Give me some bread from my eyes. Okay,

(02:08:08):
we'll get your bread. Bones. Have a croissan for those
that are just turning the radio one. We have a
slight issue where we did this bit where it was
the world taught a shot and Amy lost. So she
took the shot. Then she started basically volveting and then
I had poured it some of my hand when I

(02:08:29):
was pouring the shot, and then I rubbed my eyes
and it's in both of my eyes. I can't open
my eyes right. It's hurt. It hurts so bad. If
you guys knew the pain tolerants that I should get
an award for this. I know they don't give us
some they banits from awards now, but I should get
an award for this, for fighting through the show with
the burnt eyes. So bones, if you try to open
your eyes, what happens? Oh my god? I try just now.

(02:08:49):
Oh do you want some of that milk? I'll take anything. Okay,
I'll take anything. I'll give us some milk. I'll tell
anyby he should can't have anymore. Oh no, don't take
it from Amy. Guys check in with her. Oh my god,
we're sending someone of those comedian store to get some milk,
more milk. Whose idea was this bit? I think it
was yours, Bones, it was not, I don't know. I

(02:09:10):
think about hot shots. Hot shots. That's a good movie.
I mean that was scary for how many times? How
many minutes after the hour? Are we right now? Two? Okay?
Should I we just play a song? Yeah? I mean
Amy's on the ground in the other room. You can't
open your eyes. We're in trouble, man. That smell and
it's still over here. I can't even stand up straight. Oh,

(02:09:31):
it's almost like someone through a pepper spray bomb, like
in our room. It is. It really does feel like that.
Like when I walk back in from checking on Amy,
I could I kind of got golf choked up over here.
My throat started tightening. Okay, you guys shut up, Okay, Okay,
that Amy back in the round. No, that's Morgan number two,
going to check on Amy. I don't know. We're the

(02:09:52):
only ones left, like you guys for the heny. What
do you want to talking about that? Hey? Do you
want to tell me something good? Man? Oh? And she's
in the bathroom now. Her face is on fire? Is
how her mascara is all over her cheeks and she
doesn't have that run free messy Your eyes look better bones?

(02:10:14):
Oh no, oh no, oh, I can't even think straight.
Oh no, well, that wheel found a way to get
you didn't it. I wasn't even add I know a
stupid will and I still was punished. Did somebody take that? Yeah,
we take it out of the room. Oh and byes,

(02:10:36):
wont to take a shot. No, it's like my hey,
by the way, fun party trick. No, there's no way. Bones.
It was like a terrible traumatic scene going on here
after what that bit? I mean, it was so it
was like a hospital room. I will tell you what.
I got some great audio of Amy oh man. Whenever
you guys were more whoever boby paper towels. Thank you,
you're welcome. You're welcome. My eyes? What I do? Take

(02:11:00):
care of my there? One of you guys? What are
you talking about? Okay? Oh I can hold them open?
Finally good? And then it feels like I got two
microwaves coming out of my face. That sucks. Okay, she
was spinning there one. I honestly thought I was I
might go blind. Oh you dropped the song? You dropped,
so I don't give a crap. All right, everybody have there. No,

(02:11:25):
you don't want water, guys, Water makes everything worse out.
I'm just telling you, hey, put some I mean, am
I gonna literally take a milk bath. Absolutely. I mean,
you take a tomato bath when you get sprayed by
a skunk, So why wouldn't you take a milk back?
Can I tell you something that I just did that
I don't really see you touch your eyes again? No,
I didn't, but I need to wash my hands. I
started to look at the screen and I can't see

(02:11:46):
anything because it's blurry, and I was like, well, i've
lost my vision, but I don't have my glasses on,
and I forgot I already didn't have vision. You're like,
will I'm from Scooby Doo. Okay o man, you flush
it out. Yeah, I'll go to the bathroom now. Yeah,
go milk, okay, milk me come on, gay lord Boker,

(02:12:10):
all right, A little bit on your eyes. Yeah, that's
what I'm telling you, Amy, really milk, Yeah the eyes guys. Yes, online,
it's like, oh, thank you. Well, you don't need weatmind.
You got me. Come on, I told you that ten
minutes ago. I have this, So I'm just gonna get
this in the Yeah, dip it like you're dipping a
donut in your coffee. Put it on your eyeball bones. Yeah,

(02:12:30):
you're gonna open. Oh okay, I'm not putting milk in
my eye. Now, drink the milk. H gargle. That does
help a little bit. Really, that's crazy. I'm sorry, Lunch,
you knew what you were talking about. But also the
crappy tells us to do all the time. It's like, exactly,
how do you trust you? Oh? How's Amy doing? Fine?

(02:12:55):
Should be fine, It'll be fine. Oh I'm gonna be
fine too. But this hurts. Oh yeah, definitely hurts in
your eyes. Oh, that's probably worse than taking the shot. Yeah,
let's say that. Yeah, don't tell that to Amy. You know,
I'm also on pain. I think she's aware, yes, but
she doesn't care. Okay, all right, I think we're gonna

(02:13:17):
call it here. Yeah. Oh boy, kind of regret that one. Bones.
I don't know. It's kind of fun, I guess, I
don't know. It's the best bits of the week. With Morgan.
Number two, we have audio of all these guys talking crap.

(02:13:37):
Oh yeah, this was weeks before. This is like before
or maybe even a month whenever we had the discussion
of you ordering the shot. This the wheel wasn't even
in the picture. There was no wheel. This is just
how why we This is why you ordered the shot
to Here we go? Let me how long is this clip? Ray?
Forty seconds? Here we go? Would you try it? Eddie? Sure? Absolutely,

(02:13:59):
Mike you heard it. Let's let's order some of WHOA,
what do you mean? What do I mean? Did you
try this? Yeah? Okay, these guys want to prove how
much I mean men do things. I mean I hate
spicy things, like I am such a baby with even
mild salsa, but I would try it. Yeah. When your
boss says you can drink at work, you take that.
You have to even if it hurts, like absolutely, Scuba.

(02:14:20):
You want a shot now? I don't do shots. It's
such a no, I don't do. You can take a
drink of it, then, okay, put in a shot glass,
you drink it. Don't be a sissy. We'll do shots.
Not me. I'm already feeling that burn. I mean, all right,
we'll get a bottle this, we'll try it on the air.
There you go, No wheel, no nothing, just these guys
talking about how that's all I want to do is

(02:14:41):
drink at work. It's also it lunch talks to the
word sissy around as Scuba Steve, like you don't want
to drink it. You're a sissy. Yeah, exactly, I got
five more bottles right here. Let's do it. Oh and
see the real sissy is I mean, it's just all
quiet now. Funny to me when I heard this back,
because I didn't remember how that conversation played out. Sorry, Morgan,
but you also said you would. But I was thinking,

(02:15:05):
when did it turn into a wheel? If you had volunteers?
We forgot, didn't We know? The wheel is funny because
it makes it sound effect there's big drama. Least, it's
just a funnier segment. Okay, And you gotta understand, Amy,
after seeing what you went through, there's no chance I'm
taking that shot. Ever. What about sissy caller, Yes, take

(02:15:28):
a sip of it. I'll take a sip. You said
a drink, Thank God wants you said a drink? Give
them a little sissy sip. You said a drink, said
sissy sip? Did not say that. But it goes down
your throat. You have it right now. Let's give him
leads to go, sissy said rum. If you want to
have coke in the fridge straight out, just give them,
give them a little drink. This I do worry if

(02:15:52):
you were to mix that was yeah, you got milk. No,
I ain't got milk, No, sissy milk milk. Yeah, it's
just a little drink. But we don't want to say
so put it put it in something so he gets
like a ship. I wouldn't put your lips on the bottle. No,

(02:16:17):
he's gonna touch it anyway. But putting it on a
shot glass is very differ than putting it on it.
I'm gonna do well, give me a little cop on
the cop but this is this is not gonna be
as dramatic. He's not going to take the same amount.
And then I didn't say that. I said I'd take
a little sip. Now you see to take a drinks
sim as a drink. Go ahead, now just take it
for the bottle. But she said, don't put my lips

(02:16:38):
on the bottle. That could be bad. It burned my face.
We'll let him had board in mouth a little bit. Guys,
can you get me a cup or not? Hey, before
we do this, are we ready for this? Like when
we were ready for Amy? Like are we ready to
go into help mode? Yeah, Eddie get dramatic. They get dramatic.
When Amy started dying like, I don't know what to do.

(02:16:59):
Even if he starts like shaking, I just don't think
unless he's taking the same amount, I'm just gonna take
a little sip. That's what you do. If you take
a sip. Then oh my gosh, more more more. Sissy said, Oh,
he's drinking. He's drinking. He took a sip. He said,

(02:17:19):
here we go. He's been over. He's I don't drink water.
Water water built me. Somebody help him get out of Sissy. Right,

(02:17:43):
you got it, but I'm backed up, my dog. I
tried it, didn't I he did. Let's go. There was
a lot more moment when Amy was on the ground
because I took away more than that. I start yelling,
you didn't need it anything before it happened. You took
like a teeny sip in it. Are you acting you

(02:18:05):
really need one? Go? Get it? Go? Oh my god. See,
I think it causes you to scream because screaming thing,

(02:18:30):
that's exactly what I was doing, screaming and bank spitting
right now into the trash. There's no milk. There's no milk. God,
he poured the bottle out. Okay, Eddie, your turn. No,
I'm out Eddie. You said, oh my god, it's trapped.

(02:19:01):
He doesn't know what to do. Oh my god. We
getting miled one, sweaty and lightheaded as fast as weekend.
How do you think Amy felt drinking a whole shot? Though?
I can't know Amy mat rops mat rops here. Okay,
thank you everybody out Here's sissy though, yeah, proud, yeah,

(02:19:25):
I'll take it. I'll talk back up you got. Oh
my god, is it bad. It's really bad. Oh my god.
And Eddie saw him drinking a little bit. Oh yeah,
it went down. Oh my god, and it was just
a sissy sip sip. I ain't joking, man, Oh my god,

(02:19:47):
I lose my peel. Yes, I felt like my face
is gonna feel. You say my lips won't heal. My
lips are gonna peel and they won't heal either. Come on,
you run to the gas. Any money? I mean both
comments are as dub as taking one run of the
I don't have any money. He goes, Eddie, and will

(02:20:10):
be epic if you try it, right, But no, not
to day. He goes, he's having a drinking milk. Oh,
it's so much better with the milk, right, I remember
getting that stuff in my eyes? Does that help? Milk
is good? I feel lunch box? Yeah, take it in.

(02:20:31):
He's sticking his tongue in the milk. But before he
took the shot, he wasn't eating anything. He was like,
I'm good. Are you shoving the milk? What are you doing?
It feels good to stick the milk all over your face?
Is it worse than you imagined? By far? Yeah? No?
Did you think I was being dramatic after the entire shot? Yeah?

(02:20:54):
Do you now? No? Thank you? Okay, I don't know
how it's illegal that feel Yeah, okay, now I know
I'm not a weed drop to fix your disease, isn't
There's no, There's no way, guys. It's the worst thing ever.
Oh my god, my arms are shaking. Yes, I was shaking,

(02:21:15):
Remember Morgan, how bad I was shaking and I couldn't stop. Yeah,
in the bath, home body, Yeah, he were convulsing in
the other room. I was trying to be nice you
and but you were secretly recording me. Oh, I was notch.
But Bobby's number one rules always get audio. So that
was my number one rule like five years ago. I
don't think that's my number one not even that eight
years ago. Whatever you do get audio, Uh well, lunch bark,

(02:21:36):
drink milk, you can be that's terrible. My lips are
just burning. And you guys just bought that off the internet, right,
anybody can buy that. You gotta be twenty one. It's
a Wiltshire farm. It's based in the UK, so maybe
it is illegal in the US, but it's legal across
the pond. How much was that scuba? I got the
hook up? So what about that'd be a mean joke, right, like,

(02:21:57):
we're all taking shot. Oh my gosh, you would think dying. Listen, guys,
you think it's funny, don't do it to somebody that's
worth Okay, Yeah, you play shot roulette. Oh god, that'll
be terrible. Yeah. If someone didn't know that was coming,
they would think that they were dying. That would in friendships,

(02:22:17):
I say there's a guy in your group that nobody likes,
like either's like, all right, we're all taking shots, and
then you give him that one that would be medi
would get that shot? Oh get that, dang dude. Okay,
I need new lips. Guys, this is oh my god,
it won't be trust me. I thought that I felt
I thought my face was going to peel off, but

(02:22:37):
it ultimately calmed down. You just have to keep milk
compressed on it for a few hours. Ray y'alls walked
to the gas station lunchbod. I don't have any money.
I will anybody else try it? Ray? No? Why would
you have to watch your hands too? Why would you
reasons not to try it? Well, I didn't know if
anybody's willing to take an entire shot. What we what

(02:23:00):
for fun? We watched you do it and almost die. Yeah,
it's the best bits of the week with Morgan Number
two Plunge Wix. Thank you so much for hanging out
with me for the first podcast of the year. I
made the first. How does that make you feel? It
feels good to be first finally, you know what I mean,

(02:23:22):
Like after my son got bumped to number two. I
feel like you're just trying to butter me up for
a new year, trying to improve our relationship, apologize for
your mistakes in the past. We don't even try and
it feels really great. I mean, it's in twenty twenty
two is gonna be a great year. I got a
feeling that anybody that listens to this podcast is gonna
have a great year if you don't listen to this podcast.
All those other losers, they're gonna have a terrible year

(02:23:44):
if they don't listen to this one. So everybody listening, No,
you have already started out your year the right way
and put the right foot in front of the other,
and you are ahead of the pack on having a
good year. So I mean, just know that you're guaranteed
to have a good year. And that is what you
always say, isn't it one foot in front of another?
I say, one step at a time with the same difference. Oh,

(02:24:06):
but it's good. I mean, yeah, that's before I was
on the right track there, but you were on the
right track. You just you just didn't get right step
at a time. Yeah, it's all it takes. And I mean, yeah,
so I'm excited about the year. I thank you for
having me on this one. It feels good to be back.
Twenty twenty two. You almostad you can't remember what the
number was. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird to think that.

(02:24:28):
Here's something that's weird. Is you used to say? You
know what's weird to think is that this year officially
will be all the all of the people who have
turned twenty one in two thousand, like all the people
we are in that new decade, they were born in
twenty that were born in two thousand, that are now
twenty one officially, because like last year was the first
year of it, but now this year will be the
complete year of that. Yeah. Well, I was gonna say,

(02:24:51):
it's weird to think now that we're in twenty twenty two.
So it used to be like, oh, you know, on
the eighties, it was like twenty years ago. That's forty
years ago. I know, aren't you born in the eighties? Yeah,
how does that make you feel terrible? Terrible? You didn't
feel terrible though, because the eighties were great. The nineties
were great. I feel like the eighties and nineties were

(02:25:13):
awesome and we got to live through those. Well, yeah,
everybody thinks the years they lived through were awesome. No,
I don't feel like. I don't feel like people can
say that about like two thousand and sevens stuff. I
feel like I feel like the people that were young then,
like lived through the two thousands, they did. The two
thousands were awesome. I had fun in the two thousands.
But I'm just saying like, it's weird to say twenty
years ago and you're talking about the two thousands. You're

(02:25:35):
not talking about the nineties. You're not that How old
do you turn this year? You never ask a man
his age forty one? I'm pretty sure that's just the
ladies one forty one? Oh? Or are you sad? All right?
I understand that, but I don't like. I don't like
getting older. I hate it. I hate getting older. Why

(02:25:57):
you're still a kid at heart, that's what matter. I understand.
But every year I get older, I'm not gonna say it. Listen,
I'm not going to say it. I know I give
you a hard time at all. But it's a cool
thing to get older. It's not. It's not a cool
thing to get old life experience. No, I understand. But
every year you get older, guys, you are closer to dying.

(02:26:17):
That is terrible. Yeah, that is it. You could live
a hundred years. How cool is that? Yeah? You could,
But that means you're close sixty years left. You're closer
to that hundred though, But I'm not. I'm not gonna
live till one hundred. My grandparents were eighty eighty two. Hey,
I'm betting on ninety at least with you stop. You're young.

(02:26:38):
We don't talk about it. We don't talk about it.
That's why I don't like having birthdays. Happy note, lunch Bar.
I know like I like, I love birthdays, I love
celebrating me, but I don't like getting older because you are.
That means you are one step closer to dying, and
that is terrible. Well, then we will not talk about
one step to getting older. You know what we're gonna
talk about. It's twenty twenty two now, and we got
a lot of exciting things to happen. Every day is

(02:27:01):
a new day, as Lunchbox says, yeah about a time
yesterday it was a bad day. Today's probably gonna be worse.
I will add in here some honorable mentions for best
challenges of the year. We had the World Sourist Candy Competition,
We had the Thespian Throwdown times two. We had a
wine tasting, we had the Commercial Competition. Just a lot
of things that happened this year that were so fun.

(02:27:24):
Robbed Lunchbox fills, he was robbed from everything. These are
the best challenges Lunchbox again, thank you. I hope everybody
have the best new Year's Eve celebration. Everybody's hungover. Listen
to this. I know are hungover, and you know what,
you know what I'm probably doing right now as we
all listen to this under your blanket eating talk about
likely You're right, very likely what I am doing. But

(02:27:46):
right now, y'all. Thank you guys so much. Lunchbox. Tell
them where they can hear you, where they can find you.
Oh yeah, you can listen. I mean listen to me
on the regular Show, the Sort Loser's Podcast, Eddie Ray
and myself. We do a podcast Monday, Wednesday and Friday's listen.
We just try to make you laugh. It's sports, but
it's idiots talking about sports. I'm talking about any being
idiots and also just on all the socials you know,

(02:28:07):
radio Lunchbox hit me. Let's go all right, Happy New Year,
him two, Happy New Year, Happy New Year, and I
am Morgan number two. You can find me on social
media at web girl Morgan on all of the things,
lots of tiktoks and stuff coming at you this year.
And make sure you follow the show at Bobby Bones Show.
And it is rough getting up and do this on
the New Year. Huh. All right, make sure you follow

(02:28:28):
the show at Bobby Bones show go online, Bobby bones
dot com. Make sure you relive everything from twenty twenty
because our twenty twenty one Dang, I you knew I
messed up the year? Yeah, because started over. Let's start
from the beginning. Twenty twenty two is here, and you
gotta you gotta get ready for the new year, y'all.
All right, bye, yes, Bobby bo

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