Best Bits with Raymundo: PART 1

Ryamundo joins Morgan this week to talk about some awkward encounters they’ve had recently. Raymundo shares how his wife Laura is doing after her hysterectomy surgery, and Morgan talked about being DM’ed by the Tennessee Titans. Raymundo answered some random questions and they both shared their most toxic traits.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two.
What's up, y'all, Welcome to the Best Bits podcast. I'm Morgan.
In case you haven't heard this podcast before, what I
do is breakdown the Bobby Bones Show segments from the
show this week. I share seven with you that we're
the biggest engaged or you guys called us the most about.

(00:21):
They're basically the ones you guys loved, because we know
there's more than seven segments on our show in the week,
but these are the ones that you guys really liked.
And on this part of the Best Bits, I bring
on a show member when we talk about some things
going on in life or just catch up on other
random things. And this weekend, I've got my guy Raymundo
Rocket Happy weekend. I'm so not used to you doing

(00:42):
your Yeah, I can still do it, though Bones legally
has not taken that away from me yet. Maybe just
planning his time, but not yet. Oh it's gonna come
at the most interesting time, I imagine. I've already tried
to wean myself from doing it. I don't do it
in cameos anymore. Kind of moved on from it, I know,
but it was it's an iconic part of your job
here for a while there. Well I'm not doing yeah,

(01:03):
I'm gonna do yes queen. Oh gosh, it has already
morphed into something. Well, we're just gonna get started right
off the bat. Lunchbox did something super awkward in public. Basically,
he was dared by Bobby to go out and sleep
in a mattress store for fifteen minutes uninterrupted, and surprisingly

(01:25):
he was able to accomplish that. Were you shocked that
that happened? Yeah? I guess it was an off brand
place that they went to, so maybe the employees didn't
care about their jobs. But all I know is the
one that I go to at the mall. I mean,
they swarm the customer. You're getting a pillow that's at
minimum if you leave that store. I know. It was
crazy to think that that employee even recognized that he
did that and then just let him leave without even saying, hey,

(01:48):
you're gonna like you want to look into that mattress
or anything. Props to that employee because some people don't
care about their jobs, or maybe she's not on commission.
Maybe that would explain it. Why would she if he
bought a put a pillow or a mattress or a blanket.
That would That would be my only reason because if
you're on commission, I mean you're a shark. You're going
after everything. You always know the commission jobs because they

(02:09):
end in a sale. She didn't do that, so probably
not getting bonuses. That's true. Well, if I would have
been there, just everything Lunchbox does in public makes me
uneasy and make me get secondhand embarrassment. Have you had
any awkward encounters in public recently? I would have to
say it's dating back about a month when we went
to Tim's Ford Lake and we did vacation to video

(02:30):
shoot and it was just it was a little cringey
and awkward because all these people thought we were music
video stars. So the person that drove the boat, the
tons of these eighteen year olds, there was the moms
and stuff. There was actually kids there, so they thought
we were pros. So we would get on these boats
and we had million not a million, but we had
five cameras. They had thousands of dollars invested in these

(02:52):
things and drones flying over and they expected me Abby
and Eric Dodd to do something really cool. But I've
done one music video in my life. Abby is a singer,
not really a dancer. She really didn't understand the thing
how you lip sync in music videos. And Eric Dott
he's kind of he gets the flow of it. He's
done probably ten of them. But everybody it was this
build up and everybody's watching us, and then it was just, ah,

(03:16):
they're just lip syncing. It really isn't that cool? Well's
I feel like that in general is how people expect,
especially like TV shoots or movies to look so glamorous
and be cool because you see the end product and
you're like, wow, that's awesome, But then you see it
actually happening, You're like, this is really boring, actually, and
you don't get to see any of the cool stuff

(03:38):
because most of it happens after the editing. And sometimes
they couldn't even play their own music. They had to
play Vacation two ten times in a row. So there
was a little cringey, a little awkward in public. But
I made it through though, but happy to tell that story.
Oh that's funny. Was it weird hearing it back and
you're like, this is my song. I'm on this song
and it's on repeat. Were you tired of yourself. By

(03:58):
the end of the day, we probably had heard it
one hundred times, and it was I would say I
had to redo some parts Abby At times I would
I told her, you don't have to sing every moment
of every song. Sometimes you can just dance. So I
was kind of explaining, you know, Abby on the show,
telling her exactly how to do the music video stuff.
But I don't know, cringe moments if that's what you're asking.

(04:18):
So are you saying you were also acting as a
director producer for Abby? Of course? And then at one
point the boats weren't going fast enough, so then they
had to speed them up so it looked cooler on camera.
And my hat's flying off. And you really can't even
lip sync when you're going seventy miles an hour singing
in the wind. It's like a dog hanging its head
out the window. It can't really bark. And the girls

(04:39):
are I mean girls, tops are blown off. It was insane,
where like, guys, get the boat under one hundred and
let's not do this anymore because it's impossible to lip sync.
But just to reiterate, you also did not know what
you were doing. No, No, still in experience and probably
my last video shoot. But you were teaching Abby Yeah yeah, OK,
because she maybe will have more in the future. But
I think I've signed off unless we do a bake

(05:00):
part three, the baby one, not none, no more, the
baby one. Yeah, the last Oh gosh, like a baby moon. Yeah,
oh my land. I would love to see that though. Honestly,
I would love to see that song in that music video,
and that completes the triology. Yeah, the trilogy, And that
would be the worst if that's one that takes off
and then I'm all a family man and I gotta

(05:21):
go around a tour. Yes, that'd be terrible. I gotta
leave the baby. The only one of the vacations it's
a hit is baby Cation, and I have a kid
at home, so I ends up being a terrible dad.
I go on the road to become an alcoholic. Well,
you just like set up your future a real bad right.
You know, you go to the gym. Two Have you

(05:42):
ever had like really awkward encounters at the gym and
you're like, why did this happen to me? Um? I
go pretty early in the morning. There's not a lot
of people. I would say, dude's hitting on me? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
so not to not to say that, but if they
stare one second longer than a typical high, then you

(06:03):
know they're a little interested in you. So yeah, there's
those those moments at like three am in the morning
and you have to give them the one up. I
gotta get super manly. I got a wife, see my ring.
I was gonna say, I don't think you have to
do anything with your voice. All you have to do is,
like you know, have your ring on. No, I swear,
I'll start working out and within five minutes two dudes

(06:23):
gravitate to within five feet a b oh interesting. I'm like, awesome,
I'm gonna go fake like I'm doing back exercise so
I can get away from you guys. Maybe they just
want to be friends with you. Ray, Yeah, yeah, that's it,
because because I would, I would. What would I mean
If they're rocking the super tight shorts, you know what
I'm saying, and they stare at me and not the weights,

(06:44):
That's when I know it's about to get real awkward.
You've you've had a few of these, haven't you. Yeah,
And I can tell about six hours ago, so that's
why it's top of mine. Oh nice, But you didn't
talk to him. It was just the the interactions of
their body made you see this. Well, no, no, they
get give me a what up? And then I'm like,
how's it going, man? And then that's kind of Then

(07:05):
how you say I'm not interested? If I would start conversation,
then that means that maybe I'm interested in dating? How
does it? Yeah? I was gonna say, how does a
guy say he's not interested with just a what up?
A look away? It's what's dude? And then boom? If
you were interested, you would hold the conversation a sentence longer.
You'd hold the look another second longer. I don't making
sure you show no interest exactly. I see. Well, I

(07:28):
was at a Planet Fitness and you know how you
grab a bench and you set your stuff on it,
and that's your bench. You're working on it, right, But
you can't do roadblocks? No bags on the floor, no
bags on the floor. What is that? Strict rules? I
don't I don't know what kind of gym you go to. Oh, no,
Planet Finnis don't care about rules. I mean there's no rules.
You can't like run and be like you know, wild

(07:49):
in the gym, but and you can't talk on the phone.
Those are like the two rules and mine. They shut
down selfies. Interesting, Oh no, there's lots of selfies happening
at Planet Finnis, right, but they just don't want people
rocking cameras. So then you're in the way of people
and you're doing and some people don't want to be
on other people's video cameras. But what are you saying
about the chair? Oh yeah, well, I'm just saying that's

(08:10):
not you can do that at Liefinness. So I had
this bench and I was about to lift some weights
and I was sitting in the middle of the bench
and I was gonna do bench dips and I'm getting
ready to go, and this man just comes up and
since on the edge of my bench, I'm on it,
that's yours as I'm on it. I'm not even like
standing away from it. I'm literally about to do a

(08:31):
bench dip and this guy just comes up sits on it,
and I kind of like didn't know what to do.
I thought he like maybe was a little disoriented, right
because he's you would think, but he starts so he
had knee braces on. He starts like adjusting him and
messing with him and I'm like, okay, maybe he's gonna
like get up, he needed to sit down for a minute. No,
he proceeded to sit there for five minutes while I

(08:53):
was on it. Yours top's mine all the way. That
is so awkward. That's gym one oh one. If somebody
is on a bench, that's the there's no sharing of benches. No,
And like I even try to be like sir. He
didn't have headphones in, but I was like sir, I
was trying to be really nice, and he just blatantly
ignored me, like like nobody else existed in his world.

(09:13):
It was the strangest thing I've ever und. You tried
to tell him to get up. I was trying to
be like, hey, like I'm right here. Maybe he didn't
see me, but you would have thought that this man
literally lived in a world with no one else. That's
how he was acting. Maybe it's tight quarters. I go
to a gym where all you can see is bench, Like,
I just want a bunch of wide open spaces when
I go to a gym, I mean there are there's

(09:34):
only like ten benches you can use. But never at
once have I seen someone like just come and sit
on it. While I'm on it. Yeah, that's a first
for me in twenty years of the gym game. Never
has that ever happened. Yeah, I was flabbergasted. I was
in so much shocked that I all I could really
get out of my mouth was sir, and that was

(09:54):
about this. Me and my wife used to go to
the gym together. We're probably about to start doing that again.
But if anything awkward, like, we would have just laughed.
That's something funny to experience with somebody else. But if
you're by yourself cringe, yes, and you feel very uncomfortable
and nobody, nobody around knows what's going on. Maybe they
think you're together and you're just sitting there like, wow,

(10:14):
I guess I gotta deal with this today. I always
get a case of the giggles when, not when I'm
by myself, but when I'm working out with Baser and
dudes start grunting. It's so awkward and so funny at
the same time. The loud grunts. You mean, when they're
lifting the heavyweight and they're like, yeah, that well, I
mean it's almost every rep when they're grunting, it's, oh,
you got like some intense grunts. Yeah, because then it's

(10:37):
a you know, it's almost ends up becoming a sexual
thing and it's so awkward. See that's why there's no
grunting at Planet Business, so one thing they don't allow. Yes,
oh yeah, that's my my awkward gym story. I feel
like people in general, though, are just not you know,
I think I've mentioned this before on The Best Bits.
I feel like people right now are just a little

(10:58):
bit inconsiderate. I feel that across the board, but I
definitely felt it when I was at the gym and
this happened. I was like, my man is living in
his own world. Be more considerate and respect the one
bench per person. Seriously, just a little bit of space,
my guy, a little bit. We also had Mitchell Tinpenny
on the show this week. He was a super fun interview.

(11:19):
He was having some voice problems so he didn't perform,
but that's okay because I loved his stories about the valet. Right.
Do you have any fun stories from an old job
that you used to work out before the show? Oh?
On the spot, I was trying to think. I mean,
I had had a job at Grande where I did

(11:39):
sales that one ended in getting fired, so I don't
know if that's necessarily fired from a job. I don't
know if that's a fun story. No, but I want
to hear it. We talked about on the Sore Losers podcast.
But yeah, I had. I was doing sales, okay, and
I was just tagging all kinds of accounts with sales.
And sometimes they had a protocol for things where you
had to get people's permission. So I would need to say, Morgan,

(12:01):
would you like to buy Showtime, HBO and Stars and
put it on your account and just say yes, yes.
That then meant I could put it on their account.
What I would say is, Hey, I'm gonna put Showtime,
Stars and HBO on your account totally free. Just make
sure you call back in three months. But i'd say
it really fast. But I never got that yes, and
I didn't follow the particular protocol. So when they went

(12:23):
back and listened audited all my calls, they said, hey,
what you're doing. You can't do it like that. You're
fired because I ended up making tons and tons of
money because it was an incentive base. It was you
got bonuses and stuff like that on how many sales
you made. I know, I know, And they even stole
my last final sales paycheck, which was which would have
been how much a couple thousand? I would say one

(12:47):
of the people and upper management they played my call.
And it all started because an old lady wrote a
letter to the communications place and said that I wasn't
good to her on the phone, or you're not good
to her on the phone. Well, if I couldn't make
a sale, I was very short with people. If I
saw the account and saw there was nothing I could
upsell them on, I was very short of a Yep,
you're gonna have to get a tech Yep, I can
book that for you right now. You want me to perfect?

(13:08):
All right? Thanks for going. I knew it was all
about call times, so I had the shortest in the
entire company. My call times were under a minute and
a half. So I would if I couldn't do anything
with you, boom, you're off the phone in a minute
and a half. Oh so you were that sales guy.
So she wrote the letter that then led to my
calls getting audited, and that's where they found out that
I wasn't following the protocol and I was given a
box and told get your stuff and get out of

(13:30):
our company, and I remember shaking the hand of the
supervisor and he goes, dude, I know you're gonna do
big things. It's just not going to be here. Okay,
how long did you work at that company? For a
couple of years? You were there for a couple of
years and that happened? Yeah, when was that? Right right
out of college? They came in and I didn't have
anything lined up right outside of once I graduated, so

(13:53):
I thought, heck sales, and it just it was a
perfect parlay from college, you know, um graduating and then boom,
immediately having a job the second I ended that until
I got like a career type wild do you get
on calls similar to like that now if you're calling
a say more customer service at sales based and you

(14:14):
regret how you acted as sales or were you like no,
I'm pretty proud of that. No, I mean I would
still do it today. It was just these semantics how
it has to be. Yes, are you sure you're never
gonna make a sale if you do it like that? Hey, Morgan,
are you cool with getting build thirty dollars in three months?
Of course you're gonna say no, I'm not gonna phrase
it like that, I'm gonna say, hey, it's free, but
in three months, make sure you call back, which sounds

(14:35):
a lot better. But that's not what you're supposed to say. No,
but it does get the same. I mean, you're still
telling me the information, like, hey, in three months, I
need to call back and cancel my point semantics. Yeah. Sorry,
that wasn't a fun story. No, but it's kind of interesting.
I never knew you got fired from a job. Hit
me with a fun story, though, Oh man, I don't
know if I it's kind of funny. Didn't you work

(14:58):
at be did? I worked at Buffalo Lings for four
and a half years, which is a class year Hooters. Hey,
I love to be Dubs. Okay, that food is bomb,
and I would That's also why I don't watch sports
today because all I did while working there was watch
sports every day, oh my gosh, and every Sunday people
would sit for hours. Every Saturday for college football, people

(15:19):
would sit for hours. It was like So getting out
of that job is why I now don't watch sports
or participate in them. So it's not that I don't
like them. I'm just a little bit PTSD and they
have the volume up in those places, so you feel
like you're at the arena. Yeah, and they choose one
game and then you still have eighty other games going on. All.
Oh yeah, that's the whole thing. And people would come

(15:39):
play their fantasy football there. Yeah. So I saw a
lot of things and I got a lot of numbers.
That was a funny part about the job. I would
collect all the numbers people would write down on their
receipts to give me, and I had like a ziplock
gallon bag full of napkins and receipts after all these
random numbers, and I had no idea who anyone was
after the four years. Funny though, because I don't think

(16:01):
I ever called one of them. I did go out
on one date with a guy that I met at
Buffalo one out of those four years that did go
out on a date with one of them, and it
lasted about like three months. So pretty solid way to
meet a guy. I suppose relationship, yes, But there was
one time. So you know, they have ranch and blue

(16:23):
cheese and stuff for all the wings. Honey, you have
to put that stuff in these little containers for to go,
and I was getting all the supplies to do that
and I had it on a tray and I was
walking back, and you wear no slip shoes, so you
can't fall back there in the kitchen grease, yes, And
I had mine on, so I didn't do anything wrong.

(16:43):
But I had this whole tray full of all these
different plastic containers. And our big boss, not my managers
in the store, my big like almost CEO level of buffalo,
was in our store that day. Okay, this mister Buffalo
himself came into your store. Get I don't know if
it's mister Buffalo, but it was a big deal, Like
this was a big person. And I'm walking around the

(17:04):
corner and I eat it, all of the plastic containers
to go flying right in front of this big wig
just standing back there in the kitchen, and I just
I have like deer in a headlight look and I
just look up and everybody's just busting out laughing, including
the big wig. That's good, and he's like, are you good?
And I was not good. I felt so embarrassed. I've

(17:25):
never been more embarrassed in my life in that moment.
And thankfully we were able to save most of the things.
Had we not, I probably would have been fired that day.
Terrible timing, all that stuff in your hands at the
same time you go around the corner and the bosses
right there. Yea. And my only savior was that I
did have non slip shoes on. Had I not, it
would have been on me, and now I would have
been in trouble and you'd have broke your hip and

(17:46):
you would have sued bea dubs. Yeah, and then they
would have sued me because I didn't listen to instructions.
Those containers must take forever to fill. Because we went
there on Sunday, we got a bunch of wings. We
had a clubhouse party because I worked for the clubhouse
throw events, and it took twenty minutes for them to
fill twenty containers of sauces. Yeah, especially if they don't
have them ready. That's what I was doing, is I
was prepping them so they'd be ready. Well, luckily we

(18:06):
had this girl and not you, or you would have
fallen and dropped it. All. That was one time in
four years. Okay, oh yeah, but Morgan's here with all
your containers are you waiting for? Oh yeah, that was
a fun time. But I'm telling you that was that
was one of the most fun jobs I ever had,
and I made so much money, tips, so much money,

(18:26):
just you know, Wichita every weekend. It was bumping on
Tuesdays and Thursdays for their wing deals, Saturdays and Sundays
for games, Monday and Thursday nights for football games. It's
just it would never not be busy in Buffalo. I
don't know how they are now. It's good for families
and kids can go there, so I mean parents aren't,
you know, swayed away from it because there's no alcohol,

(18:48):
so parents like to go and stuff. I mean it
caters to everybody. I would say, it's not we Me
and my wife still go because it's right around the
corner proximity. Yeah, so it's a good spot. It's like
a one of those chains that you know you can
always count on. That's that one. Now they have flat breads. Oh,
I did not know that they and they are always
reinventing their menu. I appreciated that about because especially if

(19:10):
you're eating the food, I'd get fifty percent off, so
i'd eat food after I worked. Nice. The three favorite
things that I loved from there, and I didn't eat wings,
but my three favorite things that I had from there
that aren't wing related? Were fried pickles? Mozzarealistics. They have
some bomb best mozzare realistics. I think of any restaurant

(19:31):
and they have a chocolate cake that's amazing. Never gotten it.
Three things. If you ever not looking for wings, most
people go for the wings. I would your hot wings.
What sauce ranch? But you put hot sauce or do
you do one of the crazy sauces on it? No? No, no,
I keep it the hot so that once it's hot,
the hot wings, you don't need anything. Have you ever
tried the blazon wings? No? I mean, I'm not trying

(19:54):
to burn my face off. All I'm trying to do
is have a couple of wings and watching football. They
did have that. It was the Blazon Challenge when I
worked there, and you'd always get a bunch of guys
that came in and did it together, which was funny
to watch. Trying to impress you, just trying to impress anybody.
Then they got a napkin off they're crying and you're
bringing a milk because they are crying hard. Number written

(20:16):
down on the napkin. Yes, they used to win like
a T shirt and six free wings or something. If
they did it. You had to eat I believe it
was twelve or six or twelve blazing wings in six minutes,
something in that time frame. But it was crazy and
most people could not do it. And if you won,
you gotta date with Morgan. Just the one guy, right,
just the one guy. Oh yeah. But Mitchell was also

(20:39):
just talking about celebrities in this, and it made me
think of something. You know who I got a chance
to see at Bridgestone recently and I it was not
anything I was expecting, and I was just laughing my
butt off the entire time. Andy Cullen. Nope, Kevin Hart.
Oh I went comedian? Yeah you did. You were in
the Comedian. I first of all, you had to check

(21:01):
your phone in as soon as you walked in the arena, right,
and you couldn't get it until as soon as you
walked out of the arena. So didn't have the phone.
Sounds like Bone's wedding. Yeah, we didn't have our phones
that time. Um. But I we we were sitting up
in a suite for him and got invited like super
last minute. I was like, why not, I'll go see
Kevin Hart. Right. I have not laughed that hard in

(21:23):
probably five years. Oh the axe must be boring, all right,
not it? I mean like full on belly laughs straight
for an hour and a half. He's funny, hilarious. He
gets paid a time because his jokes hit. They do.
And it was family friendly ish. I wouldn't say, like
bring your youngest kids, feel like a teenager could go

(21:43):
to him and enjoy it. But funny part. He addressed
the Will Smith incident too, really but he wasn't involved
in it, no, but he he like, he made a
joke about it, basically can't say it, and it was funny.
I laughed, and I was like, that's fair. He joked
about his high, like all the things that you would
expect somebody to avoid, because you know, it's easier to

(22:07):
avoid the things that are vulnerable about you than to
talk about him. He went straight for him. Well, the
thing with the comedians is they're not avoiding stuff. Now
you almost have to. You're walking on eggshells, you know
when you're telling comedy and stuff. Not these people. Now
they go, hey, all you guys got your phone taken
up yet? Now I can be however I want to be. Yeah,
And he even said at the beginning He's like I
don't care if you're offended. Don't be offended. It like

(22:28):
he went off. I laughed so hard even as openers
were really good too. So if you get a chance
to see Kevin Hart, I thoroughly enjoyed him, and I didn't.
I just didn't expect it. I've never been to a
comedian show because he was funny. Yeah, he was a
good one. Have you seen You've seen celebrities and public lately.
We've talked about him on the show. I don't know
where you're like going because you saw Jason Aldean, you

(22:50):
saw some girl from Southern charm. Yeah, so that was
a flight. And then Amy always recommends grocery stores. I'm
telling you all, folks, don't come camp outside our building.
You don't even know it is. But Music Row is
a hotbed. I mean, I've seen Brothers Osborne, I saw
Aldine in a back alley. So it's not necessarily Music
Row runs in two directions. But if you just kind
of walk in that neighborhood, there's bars, it's called Midtown,

(23:11):
and then you just kind of meander, you're gonna see somebody.
That's right, That's right. I got the creepy aldeane pick
I was in bushes. Oh yeah. If you want to
see the creepy Aldean fick he's talking about, go to
Bobby Bones dot com. When he sent it to me,
I was like, Ray, are you a freaking paparazzi? I
tried to make it look creepy. I didn't want it.
I wanted it to be that. Yeah, I had bushes

(23:33):
in the view. He's like in the little peek through
of this bush. I'm like, Gray, what do you mean?
You're straight up paparazzi and Jason Aldean take tips from me.
That's how you find a celebrity, find a bush and
chill on music Row. Maybe don't do that, you might
get arrested. I don't really feel like that would work out.
And I took raised advice and I got two days

(23:54):
in jail, and they're like calling you from jail, Hey, Ray,
I need you to be on me out. I listen
to your advice. It didn't work. Told me I was
a peeping tom outside of a girls apartment. I do
feel like that, okay, So go to music Row as
your tip. Probably more so on the earlier days of
the week. We're on a Sunday, because otherwise they're touring May.
If you want to see all their tour buses go

(24:15):
on Thursday morning? Oh yeah, somewhere. No, they're lined up here.
Dang you get here that I pitched a segment that
never got picked up called It's called bus Call, and
we would randomly, so I'd get lunchbox with me two
am in the morning, we'd go up and knock on
a window of the bus and be like bus call,
and then we'd open it up and we'd be like,

(24:37):
whose buses this? And then the bush I would say,
Tim mccraw're like, oh, honestly, that's pretty funny. I know
you should do that for TikTok. It's a TV show. Yeah,
I mean you can start that on TikTok and probably
start getting some something on there. So me MEI at
two am, you and me to do it, Okay, I'll
do what are you no shame? Then I have shame?
You knock on? I was like, I gotta go. I
can't do it. Yeah, they're really going to open the door.

(25:00):
You're like, who is this freaking credentials? What like a
local on a piece of paper? You know, we'll get
a message then a week to Scuba. Hey, tell him
to stop doing this. We probably would, we were getting
so much. You've been waking artists up. They're trying to
sleep for their show. Buzz call. That's funny. I did

(25:20):
not realize they lined up. Yeah, that's crazy. You're here
so early. That makes sense. You know that, you see
this is your benefit of waking up so dang early. Yeah.
Usually you see stuff not great. I mean sometimes it's
homeless people are drunks in the middle of the street.
But I see stuff fair. Have you been to any
concerts or events lately that we're super fun? Yes? A
cow milking competition? Excuse me? I was like asking, like, artists,

(25:44):
what a cow milking competition? Work? Country morning show? Let's
do some country stuff. I look like, who did I
look like? What's his name? Not Granger Smith. Who's the
other dude that girl dibbles? Do you know? Not him?
The new up and coming guy from Texas, Parker McCollum.
I had boots on, jeans, white tea, and then I
had my gold chain on and not a cowboy hat.

(26:06):
But I'd announced some cow milking. You announced, so you
didn't milk any cows? No? I mean, it's not like
I was down there sucking them down. Hey, I would
have loved to see a video of your milking a cow.
I that would go viroll, just like with the tea. Yes, right,
actually milking and cow. You said, we're doing some country stuff.
I may have to go back in time and do

(26:26):
that video. So it was fun though, you had a
good time. Yeah, yeah, so I wish I could say
I've gone to some bomb country concert, but I went
and saw some cows getting milked. Did you get paid
for this cow milky? I believe so, but usually it
takes about six months for those things to come down.
So I was gonna say, I don't feel like you
knew that one for free. Just don't get into that. No,

(26:47):
I couldn't talk Bezer into doing it. I got I'd
asked her if she want to go. I mean, she's like,
I got the hysterecto me and no. She's like, this
is my perfect time to say no, Otherwise I would
a drugger with me. Oh man, Well, I'm glad you
enjoyed the cow milking. Yeah's the top that with a concert.
You do. You're good, you got it. You win maybe
weirdest thing ever, but it is the fair you know,

(27:10):
I haven't invited to the American Hampshire Sheep Association stuff
for doing that magazine, and I have yet to go
to one in Kansas or local. It's in Kentucky. The
big livestock expo for Hampshire Sheep is in Kentucky. Wow. Yeah,
and you like politely decline respectfully. Yes. Well, honestly, it's
hard for me to get away sometimes, especially with Remy.

(27:32):
And but this last time my boss for that was like,
just bring Remy. I was like, I don't know that
Remy would do well with sheep, but we could potentially try,
so I may have to try and make it this year.
They're like, we want you to what what do you
do with this same They just want me to go
and like see it because I don't know anything about sheep.
I'm literally just making this magazine and like winging it

(27:52):
as I go. So they're like, we'll come. You can
learn a little bit. You can also meet some of
the advertisers you've been helping for over like seven years now.
They want you to interview the sheep. Not interviews like hey,
you need a better grasp on sheep. You just kind
of right like you live in Nashville and don't know
anything about the country life. So we're going to bring
you to Kentucky to really teach you about sheep. That's
what they want. No, I just make the advertisers teach me.

(28:15):
And I think they're just more like and make your
life easier if you if you came and saw and
met some of the people you're working with. And I'm like,
you're probably right, but I don't know if that's going
to happen. They're like, you're like a celebrity in that world. No,
not a celebrity. Well, they do love that. I've talked
about it on the show. They've heard it, and they're like,
that's so cool. Our whole thing got talked about. But no,

(28:35):
I'm not a celebrity in that The sheep are the celebrities. Yes, yes, yes,
they're the ones that are getting told. We had a
millennial movie review on this show this week. I reviewed
stand by Me Right. Have you seen that movie? I
know all the other guys have. Yeah, I banged it
probably twenty years ago. I don't think banged is the
correct verbed use that one, but I would agree with

(28:57):
your rating three point five. It's not amazing. Yeah, like
it's good. I enjoyed it, fine, It's not my favorite.
I wouldn't watch it on repeat. But I can't believe
those dudes are Bones, Lunch and Eddie are all still
in love with it. It was fine back in the day.
I've been I'll freaking fall asleep during it if I
watched it now, Yeah, I don't. I do not think

(29:18):
it's a repeat offender movie. You might have been nice
on that rating. I was about a two point. Really,
that's so interesting because, yeah, all three of them were
hyping it up hard get out. Maybe if I have
kids and they can kind of learn something, But what
are they gonna learn, Hey, kids go look for a
dead body. No, they're gonna learn that they get leeches

(29:39):
on their private parts. That just an interesting movie that
I watched. But yeah, I am excited about Beetlejuice. Have
you seen that one? I mean it was probably a
friend's sleepover and half paying attention. Okay, so don't really
remember it. No, Well that's my next assignment. Yeah. I
did have a ray moment though, So recall for me

(29:59):
your mom at photo shoot where you went to the
house and it was the whole thing. Yeah, it was
an they said it was an Express photo shoot at
a house in the suburbs of Austin, Texas, come to
find out, and I was in the dudes basement taking
pictures and stuff. But I did have a couple of drinks.
It was explained to me that that just helps loosen
you up for the photo shoot. There was some you know,
I did some wonder where poses and stuff like that,

(30:19):
but it was totally free. And then if you got
the deal with Express, and that's when you got the
big money. But I never got the deal with Express,
so I never got the money and I did it
for free, and so they think I got scammed. I
believe I was just I mean, I just tried out
for the audition. I didn't make it, but I mean
it did sound like a scam. Actually yeah, when you
listened to it back now, you're like, that's the scam.
And actually it was because Express even confirmed, I believe

(30:41):
one of their managers hit us up and said, yeah,
we never have photo shoots and dudes basements. You did
tally get scam. How old were you in that heaven right,
caught during college or out of it? That makes sense,
so maybe not as bad as you did. Ray. But
I went to shoot something for Circle All access to
the network, and I showed up to a house that

(31:03):
I put the address in and I pulled up and
I'm like, this is address and I walk in. It's
an empty house, and I'm like, what I shouldn't say empty?
Somebody lived there, but I walked in. Nobody's inside. Yeah,
And I'm like, I'm standing in somebody's house right now,
and I don't know what's going on. I'm like, why
am I at this house? You're not calling as you're
walking up to it. Well, I'm like, this is the address,
this is what they gave me. So I walk in

(31:24):
the house. I probably should have called them before I
walked into the house, but I'm standing there and so
then I finally called somebody. I'm like, hey, is it
at a house? And they're like, oh, yeah, you're good.
They come in and I do like hair and makeup
in the house, and I'm like, this is also weird,
but is there another person in there with you? So
finally a hair and makeup person came in. Well, then
there you go. You're good. But then the actual shoot

(31:47):
was in a shed that they had built a studio
in in the backyard. Yeah, but it was really cool,
Like the studio set up was really cool. But I
walked up and I was like, I'm having a ray moment.
This is where something bad happens to me. Yes, very close.
I mean it had almost all the exact same characteristics
except for the hair and makeup person came. But did

(32:07):
you ever see it the final product because I never
saw the funnel. Well, no, this just happened like a
year or not a year, a week ago, so it
could still be a scam. No, it's not a scam.
It's a it's a second season of the Circle Country
Countdown that once it airs, that's your confirmation that it
wasn't a scam. I don't believe it's a scam. I
do think years is much worse. You got a lot

(32:27):
more swindled than I did. And that's like my Express
magazine circulating in Mexico somewhere. You know they got it.
They're shopping it around in Mexico City or something. What
if you're, oh, my gosh, you know in Las Vegas
where they hand out those little cards. Yeah, of like
the mostly naked people. Yeah, I know, I'm probably you're
on one of those. Yeah, I'm huge in either Coastreak
or Panama, one of them. You just gotta traveling the
countries to figure out where your picture exploded. Yep, oh man,

(32:52):
that's so funny. Well, yeah, I had. I had a
great ray moment and I just wanted to share that
with you while we were on here. Everybody needs one.
I'm just kidding. Kids, don't go to photo shoots. Okay,
Well go if it's legit and it's gonna be a
good time. Don't go to raise that something weird happens,
oh man. Okay. We also had on the show this week.
Amy updated us on her son playing football and he's

(33:15):
loving it, and she shared a photo that was really cool,
his official photo. He looks so good. What sports did
you play growing up? Right? Oh? I played them all girl.
I mean football, baseball, basketball, track, wrestling. I mean that's it.
It's a gamut. What was your favorite wrestling? Because I
was so dominant, we had done it, so I never

(33:37):
realized that. I just thought it was. We grew up
originally in Wyoming and everybody wrestled there. Okay, So I
moved to Michigan, and I mean it was almost a
split where half played basketball, half did wrestling, so we did.
We ended up moving to Michigan. We played basketball, me
and my brother for a little bit, but then I
wasn't a starter anymore and I was like, screw that,
I'm going back to wrestling. So my junior and senior year,

(34:00):
I came back Jordan style. I'd retired from wrestling. I
just came back and I'm a wrestler and they're like,
what you never told us you were a wrestler. And
then we ended up winning districts and I was so dominant.
So I would have to say wrestling because out of
all I mean, football, I was small, I got tackled hard,
I hated it. Baseball I was fine. I mean I
made All Stars and stuff like that. But wrestling, I
would say it was my most dominant sport. Interesting, do

(34:21):
you think you could have done it in college if
you wanted to. No, No, no no, I was not that good.
But because of all my prior training and because it
was so huge in Wyoming and I had years on
these kids. When I moved to Michigan, it was like
I was man above boy. Like when I would wrestle it, dude,
I mean I would pin some of these guys, I'm
pinning in five seconds, fifteen seconds. I was wrestling chicks,
snapping them. Why don't you do like jiu jitsu? Now

(34:44):
I'm not into that anymore. It was just when you
were in that phase of your life. I've taken twenty
years off. Can you imagine me on the mat? But
this is like the age where a lot of that happened.
And I wrestled at a crazy weight because you would
diet and starve yourself. Probably not best for the podcast,
but you would just not eat and stuff. So I
was able to wrestle them. Do you have to make weight? Correct?
And so then I was wrestling kids and I would

(35:05):
You could then gain fifteen pounds when you wrestled, so
I would be twenty pounds heavier than these kids wrestling them.
Oh you had this whole thing worked out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I was putting kids in the hospital. But you actually
put a kid in the hospital. Yeah, it was at
I was known throughout the state of Michigan. Right. What
happened to the kids in the hospital. I don't know.
I did some. I did some pen I had just

(35:25):
moved to the town and something with his neck. Ambulance
came on the mat hospital because I was winning about
one hundred and forty. This kid was like one hundred
and fifteen, but we both wrestled at one hundred and
twenty five. And I mean it was just it was
like I was wrestling a little kid. I just threw
him around. And you can't kick them or punch them.
But I mean you can grab their neck. As long

(35:45):
as you have one of their arms. You can do
everything short of cutting off their breath. Dang. So was
the kid Okay, I don't know. I probably should check
in on him. You'd never checked when you were younger.
There was no faith. I mean, what am I gonna do?
Call the school? I just thought like the coach would
update you or something. H Yeah, No, I mean, why
don't you send a kid to the hospital. You're pretty
much known as a badass. Dang, right, So that one.

(36:09):
That's my answer. What is your What is yours? I
think you should pursue that. Now. I feel like you
should go. I mean, come back into gymnastics. And it's
still there, right, But there's not a form of wrestling now.
It's the UFC where there's punching and hitting and kicking.
There's not no, But there's there's jiu jitsu and grappling,
but I'm not good at that. I was good at
just wrestling, but wrestling ends after college and I've missed

(36:29):
out on all my ears. But most not most, but
a lot of the people that do that are former
wrestlers I know. But they also did kicking and punching,
and I don't have that. Grappling isn't Oh my gosh.
I'm just saying it would be really cool for you
to try it again. I would be good if I
got the guy down on the mat. So the UFCU
watch if you ever see it, not UFC or the
other thing. I'm good at the grappling, but the punching

(36:51):
and kicking I have no training. And there's literally just
a sport grappling. Oh my gosh. They would grapple the
crap out it. Well, then I do good at grappling.
You're not getting my point. You don't kick or punch,
you just basically you're it's a different form of wrestling. Okay,
thank you, coach. Would you please tell me you're you're
so good at it you were known in the state
of Michigan. No, I mean, but I mean that's that's

(37:13):
the thing. That's you've got to moved different chapters of
your life. That was chapter three. I'm on too, like
chapter eight? All right? Whatever? Um, yeah I did. I
did softball and volleyball and basketball, gymnastics. What else did
I do? I did try track from it. I hated track.
I hated track. I think we all did. But it
made you better for the other sports. Yes, I did

(37:34):
not like running long forms of running bush and trasty. Hey,
if you are a kid out there, do track because
you're combined guys and girls, and that's how you start
dating people. Is that how you started dating? Well, I
mean basketball, it's always guy girls separated, football, guy girls separated,
Baseball separated. So track is where you actually go on
bus trips. You get a bunch of downtime where you're

(37:54):
hanging out. I mean, honestly, if you're trying to meet people,
trying to meet dating potential, track fair point. Yeah, I
like your logic here. So no, that advice was given
to me. I go, man, why do I want to
run track? I don't want to run the mile? And
they go, well, dude, you're on the bus with for
four hours, with the hole the chicks and everything well,
and you get like just super fit. We have some

(38:16):
of those like track and field people at our gymnastics gym,
and they're doing the ropes and they're climbing the ropes
upside down. They're insanely fit. So you can get super
good conditioning too. Yes, so double whammy track it up. Yeah,
but I did hate it. I hate running long distances.
Was awful, miserable for me. All Right, I'll do the grappling.
You do the track. Oh yeah, no, Hey, I try

(38:37):
and run long day. About the most that I can
run is three miles and then I'm like, yeah, I'm out.
That's from your place to my place. Yeah, and honestly,
i'd probably be walking about halfway through. I'm really not
going to a long distance, right, I'm trying it though.
I know it's good for you. But yeah, I loved volleyball.
I was at Barrow. Of course you are back row

(38:58):
hit yea very short Usually the shorter girl is a libero. Yeah,
but I was really good at Libaro. I did that.
My whole family was volleyball players. And then softball, which
I that's the one I probably could have done in college.
And I loved volleyball and softball the most. I didn't
really like basketball. I just hugged a lot of people
because I was so little, okay, and I wasn't really
good at getting the ball from them, so I just
kind of hug them. That's a good defense, right there. Yeah,

(39:20):
you know I tried, so that one did not continue.
But softball, volley ball I was really good at. And
softball I probably could have played in college, but my
coach made me hate it. So there's that low key
flex folks, she could have played college. Hey, I was
playing on the eight I was traveling with the eighteen
gold team when I was twelve thirteen years old. Hey,
don't have regrets. I could have, but that coach was crazy.

(39:42):
You made me hate it. Hey, you gotta do the
stuff you want to do. Don't live with regrets. I
don't live with regrets of that one. I'm just saying
that we're talking about the thing you could have done
in college, and you could have done wrestling. No, I
couldn't have. I really don't even think I was good
enough for college. But you were known in the state
of Michigan and right for that weight. I don't I think.
And you have to start. I don't even know if

(40:04):
that weight exists in college. It's just called being hopeful
about yourself. Okay, Rays were roasting himself out. But yeah,
those are the Those are the sports that I've played.
Um and the I wanted to share two. We talked
a little bit briefly on this show. But the Titans invite.
I went to my first NFL game ever? Bo, What

(40:25):
where are you missing? Socks? You're already one upped me
on the season. I haven't gone to one. Wait, but
I haven't been to one ever, No NFL game ever
in my life. You've been to an NFL game before, right? Yeah.
I'm basically a Titans season ticket holder. We get tickets
all the time. Yeah, so this is my first one ever.
And seeing it, it was it felt weird because I
had been at Nissan Stadium for so many events, concerts,

(40:45):
and I was like, oh, this feels weird. I feel
like I've been here before, but I'd never been for
an actual NFL game. So that was really fun to
watch and it was a really good game. Well that's
what the stadium was built for football, not for these
concerts and crap like that. I'm sorry, Okay, didn't go
to an NFL game. I was there for Ariana Grande.
I thought it was her venue. No, no, no, it's
Taylor Swift. No no, no, no, no. The Tennessee Titans

(41:06):
owned that venue. Yeah, I know you're right, and that's
why they hit me up and the DM and asked
me to come. And it was awesome. I had a
lot of fun. I would go back to another NFL game.
That's how much fun I had. Tailgate you if you
didn't experience that, that's really where it's at the tailgating,
because we get the hook up, not only the ticket,
but we also get the tailgating spots. We're maybe a
block from We're next to the stadium we play park
basically where the players park, and we're sitting there shotgun

(41:28):
and beers and then we just walk into the stadium. Okay, well,
next time you go, I want to come, tell me
and I'll just come tailgate. Yeah. I just need twenty
five for the ticket. Oh I can do that. Yeah,
but you know, hey, the Times didn't I send me
so on my own right, I didn't have to pay
for it. Oh man. But yeah, that was a good time.
And so shout out to the Titans, Ray's favorite team. Apparently,

(41:50):
I didn't know that. You never reap any Titans stuff.
I wather jersey every weekend. Okay, but I'm talking about work.
You guys do a sports podcast and you're always talking
about eighty different teams. So I saw tenpenny with the
Derrick Henry shirt. I need a t shirt like that.
Oh yeah, Mitchell is a massive Titans fan. Yep, big,
big Titans fan. So yeah, that was a good time.
That was our sports conversation for the day. You're welcome,

(42:12):
so a Loser's podcasts also on the show this week.
There was some controversy because Scuba shared some things going
on in his life and him and his wife having
some hard conversations lately with their third child on the way.
So there's that, and I'm just gonna leave that there.
Y'all can listen for yourself and go see all the

(42:33):
comments online. Ray. I want to know, though, how was
Bay doing after her hysterectomy. She had the hysterectomy. She
lost her womb, her fallopian tubes, her uterus, her ovaries,
But she said she feels great and she's doing Is
she up and moving around? Yet? She can walk? Yeah,
but nothing. She can't exert herself. No, nothing over five pounds,
so unless it's a bowl of cereal, I have to

(42:54):
lift everything. How long does she on that kind of regimen?
For a couple of weeks, so not too long. Yeah,
and she'll be good as new, better, faster, stronger. And
I saw her make the comment online. She was answering
some questions. Somebody asked if she like felt any different.
Has she said anything about that? Well, it's it's really
not even a physical difference, nobody really, she hasn't felt
any of that. But it's an emotional thing, you know,

(43:15):
because those parts are known to be a woman's part,
you know, but it keeps those parts from getting cancer,
which is awesome. And there's so she was having you
to take like a horse tranquilizer shot every month, which
the needle was this big, like I can't it's like
six inches and it's thick. I wouldn't even take it
in my arm. And she was taking it in her
like watching it come into her stomach. Oh my god,

(43:37):
you know what I was saying. I mean, it was insane.
And what was that shot for? I believe it was
it would shut down her ovaries and all her stuff,
so she couldn't get cancer again if it did start
to you know, because it was in her lymp notes.
She got that removed, got her breast removed, got the
double mass Act. To me, so what the shot was
doing is just like shutting down her her reproductive system.

(44:00):
And so then she got the reproductive system removed, so
she doesn't have to have the shot anymore. But you know,
I mean there's emotional stuff with it too, but physically
right now, yeah, she's fine. She's just taking it really slow.
I'm glad to hear that she's doing good after it.
And we have been a good nurse. Yes, when we
kicked it off, the whole thing with a trip to Vegas,
and we hit it hard and then yeah, and hopefully
we bookend it with another trip to Vegas. That's that's

(44:21):
your plan? Yeah? Is that her plan? I'll let her
know about it, okay. And taking care of her. How
have you been doing with all of it? I was
told that I have to cook every meal for her.
We have been getting meals delivered by her mom and
other people, so that's been awesome. But yes, I'm not
really a homemaker, so it's been interesting having to you know,
I got a warm stuff up. You gotta cook this

(44:42):
cook that. I'm not a cook, So you're you're ordering
a lot of takeouts. Yeah, exactly. Well, I'm glad you've
been being a good nurse, yes for Laura, And I'm
glad she's feeling better. And Pablo is also immerse Yes,
I've he's been the weighted blanket she's needed. Yep, she needs.
They said, just something a pillow or something to put
that pressure. And then he just he follows him just

(45:04):
as the pillow his fat, his fat. How much does
Pablo away? Yeah, I remember was talking about this because
he's the same size as Remy. Yeah, oh my gosh.
He's a big little dude. He's very very big. But
he's been he's been really good. He always know it's crazy.
Cat's consens it. He knows something's not right. So he's
been in the bed with her twenty three out of
the twenty four hours of the day. He's also probably
just really excited to have her home all the time.

(45:26):
I know he's like, this is great, Mom, Marty're not
going to work. Yeah, that's amazing. Okay, Well, I'm glad
to hear that good news On that front. Definitely, he
got any other personal life news you want to share,
that's pretty much. It just chilling on the West side
of Nashville living life. Um, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah,
nothing else knew. Have you guys done anything with your
winnings from Las Vegas? I mean hospital costs and then uh,

(45:50):
I believe maybe we're getting a new vehicle. But other
than that, no, um, well, that's awesome that y'all won,
that she's able to help it. It's not a group thing.
I lost in sports, okay, but also, you guys are married.
It is technically your money. Is that how you guys
are seeing it? Or is it hers? No? No, no,
I was it was her. I don't want to be
lumped into the win. It was her. I took away
from the fun by doing my sports stuff, but she

(46:12):
she did so awesome. And if you're in Vegas, Cosmo
and the machine you're looking for Buffalo, Well, I'm really
glad though that those winnings were able to help pay
for some of the hospital bells. Of course, that's awesome. Yep,
I know that has to be super expensive, So cool
for you guys. But all right, well, no other, no
other big life personal things you want to share you No, oh,

(46:34):
right back at you. No, don't do bad to me.
I was asking you about yours. No, there's nothing. I'm
I literally work, I work out, I hang out with
my dog. I'm working on some other professional stuff right now.
And that's about it and boring. Yeah, I mean still
you know, still hanging out and seeing how things are
going with a guy that's still happening. Okay, Wow, a

(46:57):
lot of details not getting I shared right here. I
don't don't really have a lot of details though, Like
it hasn't. It has changed the fact that we've hung
out a lot and things are going really well. But
open relationship, it's not opening, right. I could never be
in an open relationship, I know, I don't. I am
very confident, not confident for that, Okay, it just it

(47:19):
would not work out for me. So yeah, there's there's that,
but that's not up to still going on that moving
on from our personal live conversation, so Ray can't make
fun of me anymore. A Little Big Town was on
the show this week, and they're always super fun. I
love hearing Kimberly laugh and they just have some fun
stories about their time as a band together. So that
was a super fun interview. Right, We're gonna totally not

(47:42):
talk about a little big time right now, though. I
want to know what your most toxic trait is. My
wife hates when I shake my clothes when I dry them.
I always want them to get the same size that
they had before. Small shake them. Does that like scientifically work? Yeah?
If you shake come hard enough, they'll stretch back out
a little bit. But so I would say that has

(48:03):
to be the most talk to you thing. It drives
her crazy. Oh man, I didn't even know that was
the thing. And you do it every time. Of course
with every single article of close no the shirts, stuff
like that. Okay, now with like your boxers or something.
Hell is this email? I'm getting emails from the Titans
that I can get tickets if I pay for them.

(48:23):
That's not the same emails you are getting. No, you
gotta take the DMS for the dm I got right. Um, Okay,
so that's your most toxic trade. I want to know your. Well.
Mine is is that I will find a food that
I love and I get this from my mom and
I will eat it on repeat until I am done
with it. I see that I just keep making it constantly,

(48:44):
and then I get tired of it, and then a
new one comes in. Well, I don't know about keep
making it. Usually I can only do maybe one to
you know, one leftover. You can't do another leftover cycle. Yeah,
and you just tell me you don't like to cook,
so that doesn't work for you. But you can order
the same thing from Do you order the same thing
from takeout? We're all over the place where we get stuff.
East Nashville, West Nashville, South Nashville, West Nashville, all the

(49:08):
different areas. Sometimes we order from Huntsville, Alabama. So this
is not your toxic Craig, But yeah, I like so
right now I'm obsessed with homemade assai e balls. I've
made one every day for probably the past four weeks.
Homemade's a way to go, otherwise you're about twenty bucks deep. Yes,
and they're so much better at home. I found like
the perfect recipe and it's amazing. They had one right
next to Whiskey Kitchen. Sorry pretty local here, Um did

(49:30):
you ever see it? It was next to the W
across from the W. It was only open fur. Oh
my god. Yeah, it was so good a business. Yeah,
how I don't know it was really good. Those were
the best Assai e bowls in town. They really were,
and there was never anybody there. I would go in
there and you get it right away and he'd be
so good. Sometimes it was overflowing a little bit and
you don't have to get a napkins. But what does
that condo do? They not go there and support it.

(49:53):
But now there's some other random business in there. Yeah,
I don't know. I mean, did you see though that
whiskey again local about Whiskey Kitchen in Tavern or closing?
I believe it Whiskey Kitchen that since the pandemic there
hours were weird they'd be closed, and I've been at
a normal hour when they were usually open. Yeah. So
it is a bummer to see a lot of like
your local favorites clothes. I think that's happening across the

(50:15):
country right now. But yeah, homemade offsa e bowls, those
are my thing. I have a recipe on my Instagram
if you want to make the when I've been making.
But that is my toxic trait. I can eat food
on repeat for like four weeks, but then it changes
to a new one. Oh okay, so it's justesn't you
know whatever. I do have some food worlds though, Johnny Rockets,
you know that restaurant them all, Yes, And I've always

(50:37):
wanted to eat there. I've never actually have though. You
can't because it's so busy. It is always busy. It's
swarmed because I believe that's Oh there's chilies. Oh and
there's also the Lunar Higgens Oh at Ours Opera Mills
Rainforest Cafe too. Yeah. I used to eat there when
I was a kid. Not anymore though, is it rainforest
I want to do? Yeah? That was it. Yeah, so
that's it's all been rainforest and it's like there's a

(50:58):
sometimes there's an aquarium in there. That one's good. Yeah,
there's also a place called Aquarium. Yeah, we do have that. Yeah,
you're not wrong. There's a lot of our Opery Mills.
You're explaining aquarium as well. But Johnny Rockets they drop
some milkshake inspired Porter beers and they're in strawberry milkshake
Porter and chocolate peanut butter and milkshake Porter. Would you

(51:19):
try this? There's alcohol? Yeah, it's a Porter beer. You
need to go to the one at Opery Mills and
see if they have it, right, doesn't that sound really good? Yeah?
Because I would take that and you could shop. So
when you're doing the boring shopping with the significant other, boom,
I get a porter beer. What is it called? Yeah,
it's a porter beer. Okay, like the darker you know,
they kind of look darker. They kind of look like

(51:39):
root beer. That's okay, So I'm rocking that one. And
then you can walk as a guy. Then there's another
place where you can take shots. There's the Moonshine Place. Yes,
so I mean the mall experience ends up becoming just
a bar hop. I have, you know, my whole the
whole thing that I've ever wanted to do at the mall,
and maybe I get, hey, Ray and by you want
to go do this because this would be fun. Hey,
you don't even heard the idea hit me. You go

(52:01):
to the mall and you have to eat at every
single little chios. Listen, you eat out every single chaos.
But along the way, you used off at the winery
and the place you're talking about, the Moonshine They also
have a distillery in there now, and then the restaurants
you get alcohol. So you eat at all the little
places and you're just like drunk eating and Hans the
German place too, ye, yes, where you can get beer
and stuff and then but you eat, you stop at

(52:23):
each one and it's kind of like a little food
hot But in the mall you're gonna have to get
some other friends to do that. I mean, you really
thought you'd be into that. I just don't think it's
gonna be that fun. Well, it's all about what you make.
But it's weights, so you're you're in your head. It's
all boom boom boom, like a Wednesday night rainforest hour,
aquarium hour and a half chili. That's why I said,

(52:45):
I'm talking about the chaos, the little things in the
middle of there's enough. There's stippin dots. You got some
chili fry. There's the roasted peanut or those that they
flavor they got they used to have like small mini donuts.
I don't know if those are in that. They have
the candy things in there. Yeah, there's a whole bunch
of going on. Okay, but that's that's not You're not
gonna just get a bunch of crapped food. Hey, You're

(53:06):
gonna need to factor in the bathroom in that little hob.
I know, but I'm just saying, hey, all those ideas,
those are in there. So if in case you change
your mind you want to do it, let me know.
And then you get drunk and you buy a pair
of shoes that you have to return on Monday because
they're so ugly bottom drunk. Listen, it's just a good time, okay,
And there's just a good time. Then there's the food court,
but we can hop around there too. See, I'm telling

(53:28):
you it would be fun. Sabarro pizza. I'm talking you
into it as it goes. I can see it in
your face. But yeah, okay, Milkshake Porters apparently it's only
for the California fans right now, but if it, you know,
does well, it'll go other places. Would you try an
avocado smoothie? Gross? No, not for you, more of a food,
not a smoothie for me. So Planet Smoothie dropped three
new creamy avocado smoothies. They got Avo, Local, Peanut Paradise

(53:52):
and Nutty Avocado. Yeah. Interesting, I think I would. Yeah,
you do that for us, let us know. I'm will,
but okay, ly won't try. Man Online was questioning his
relationship with this partner over the way she gets butter
out of the tub. How do you get your butter
out of the tub? Are you a scraper? Are you
a digger? Digger? Oh, that's why he's why he was
questioning it, because she's not a scraper. Well, we don't

(54:14):
do butter lot, but yes, we recently had some rolls
or something, so there you go. So you don't scrape
it off the top. You go ride in with like
a spoon, like it's a super ice cream. Maybe I
do scrape, So scrape is like right off the top.
You just get a little knife, get a little bit.
I'm scrape. You're a scrape? Yes? Are you sure? Are
you just saying that? Because I know you trying to
break it down in my head something one of the

(54:34):
most mundane tasks of my day that I do. I
really don't put a lot of thought into it. So
I guess I am a scraper and you are, Well,
this man did I'm a scraper. I'm not. I'm only
a digger. If I don't have tablespoons to kind of butter,
so then I have to use a tablespoon and get
it out of the thing. It's the only time I'm
a digger. That's when I'm just really lazy. But yeah, cooking,
I don't cook. Hey, true, Yeah, we kinda get you

(54:55):
some dishes to cook. But Laura cooks, Yeah she does,
so she likes cooking. Yeah. Man online was very tore
up about that. So there's that and one more. Hostess
send me their new pumpkin line of treats, and they're
pretty solid. I haven't had a hostess treet in a minute.
Did you try any of them? I brought them to
the studio, Yeah, all of them. I mean, you don't

(55:15):
have to say you tried any of them, Ray asking
if they're in here. I'm not into that pumpkin season
until it starts to get cold out. I was like,
you love seasons. You are? You are seasoned, Ray Moondow. Yes,
but I also had a birthday, so I was in
the birthday cake. Amy got me cookie, so please I'm
deserted out for a little while. Okay, see, didn't try them. Well,
I will say the twinkie with pumpkin spice in the

(55:36):
middle is pretty solid. It tastes I said this on
my video. It tastes like if Red Texas Roadhouse butter
and Twinkie had a baby, that would be that Twinkie.
But my favorite is the chocolate Twinkie. So get you
a spooky Twinkie for Halloween if you want to shameless
what they're called. You don't have to have to do anything.
But I'm just saying. They send them and they were
pretty good. I haven't had one of those in a minute, though.

(55:57):
I can't eat them now unfortunately, So you know, there's
not there's the food world. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.
But I do have one more for us. On the
show this week, we found out we got nominated for
a CMA Award, and that's a huge deal. It's awesome.
I got all the trophies at the crib. Huge. You
give us a round of applause, right, yeah, I got
to give ourself some platorum. Yes, the show got nominated,

(56:18):
which is pretty cool. But that's not what we're going
to talk about here. I got random questions to ask you.
You just got to answer them. Okay, oh my gosh, Okay,
this is it. This is the final moment. This is
like Andy Cohen on his show, and then you have
to take a shot if you so you either to
answer the question or you take a shot so you
don't have to answer the obviously. That's very funny though.
I love that idea. He's great, he has amazing creative people. Yeah,

(56:39):
that's a good one. Okay, First, I want you to
share a little behind the scenes of your job. This
isn't necessarily a question. It's just people requested to hear
about behind the scenes of the show. So please give
me a little behind the scenes of your job. I
have to get up pretty early, so I get here
around two am. And there's some creative stuff, but it's
a lot of like grindwork. There's programming involved. It's not fun.
People have said, hey, you should take a video. I'm

(57:00):
not going to take a video of me programming because
then it makes my job seem right now, people put
it on a pedestal, like it's really cool. If I
do a video of programming that I have to train
some of the other people to do, you would fall
asleep at your job. So I'm never going to do
a video of that stuff. Okay, programming, and you touch
a lot of buttons. Touch a lot of buttons. Back
in the day, I used to touch any piece of
audio that was ever used on the show. At some

(57:22):
point had been through my hands. Now we have other
people hired on, so I can't say that anymore. Does
it make you sad? No? No, no, not sad at all.
It makes me be like, dang, I used to work
really hard. Okay, all right, Well, if you ever get
people hired at your job, you're like, wow, I used
to work insanely hard. It's actually like a pat on
your own back. Yeah that's true. Hey, you know what,

(57:43):
go away to look at that ready. I appreciate it. Well,
thanks for sharing some random behind the seams of your job. Okay,
if you weren't doing this job right now, the one
you just talked about, what would you be doing. I'll
be doing sales. I got a cousin in town that
does roofing and anytime it rains or hail, those are called.
It was called sky Diamonds. So he said I could
kill it at sales, and I mean, there's insane money

(58:04):
in it. You know. I would agree until you told
me you got fired from a sales job. Uh. That
was like I told you, it was just my sales pitch.
It's not like I was stealing pennies on every sale
or something like that. Nobody's got fired. No, I mean
I could. I could probably take them to court and
winkay sales. Oh what kind of secret society would you start?

(58:25):
If you could um some sort of a numbers thing
how every game is determined by numbers that math and stats.
I've tried to run some algorithms and I did it
in the past a little bit with with sporting events,
and I won those. It just takes so much time.
I don't have the time to run the numbers, okay,
but if you if you did, that's what it would be.

(58:46):
A secret society where you could prove the winner of
every sporting event game based on numbers and stats and algorithms.
Feel like you have something with that. I just don't
have the time of the day. And guess what I'd
like to drink? And I'm lazy. I'm just saying I
think there's something with them. Throw that out there you
might want to copy right back right. Instead of running
algorithms on a Saturday, I want to have two beers
and watch a game fair. What's the strongest or the strongest?

(59:08):
I don't know why I just said the strongest. What's
the strangest place? Because dudes love to pee any and everywhere.
Where's the strangest place you peed? Um at our apartment complex?
I mean, there's so many trees. I'll just go by. Well,
we'll hang out, you know, I mean, you can just
go buy a tree outside. Gosh, guys are so strange. Okay,
that's very strange. If you were arrested with no explanation,

(59:28):
what would your family assume you had done? Or the
dumpster stuff like that? What was the question? If you're
still on the bean one, If you were arrested with
no explanation, what would your family assume you had done?
I'll take a shot on this one. It's a it's
a make believe. It's not really. Um, I I strangled

(59:52):
somebody too hard. I mean, or it could be like gambling.
Did you gamble too hard? I feel like that's a
that could be one for you. I strangled somebody too
hard for my wrestling background, from your wrestling. Oh, raise
for almost for murder? What what is it? What is
it when it's not murder but it's attempted murder? Yes,
that's what you're saying. I told you I was taking
a shot. I'm not answering. I know it's it's all

(01:00:13):
make believes real. If your five year old self found
themselves inhabiting your body, what would they do first? They
would uh? I mean that's odd. Hey, fun question. Who
asked this? I mean probably come up to Bates and

(01:00:41):
yeah that feels accurate for whatever reason. Total dude answer. Okay, Oh,
moving on to the last one. What is a popular
trend that you got into but now you're embarrassed you
participated in the short shorts on guys? I was into it,
and I mean now it seems like maybe the shorts

(01:01:01):
are getting a little bit lower, and I have some
of those shorts that are a little bit higher at
the gym, so I'm kind of backtracking on those. I
feel like shorts are a little more relaxed now. So
maybe I went all in on the short shorts that
I'm I'm hoping to back off from a little bit
before it gets awkward at the gym. What did they
call those? Those are called something? No? No No, no, they

(01:01:23):
have they have a name. They have a boy name
for them. No, no, chubbies, chubbies there it is, got
them on, you have them on right now, but you're
trying to back away from it. Yeah, okay, so working
out for you zo all right, oh man, well thanks
for joining me. I mean answer that one last one.
The popular trend um, probably, I mean all of them. Right.

(01:01:45):
Every time I look back up pictures of myself in
middle school, I'm like, why did anybody let me do that?
I wore layered clothing. I looked like freaking ross on friends.
Hopefully there's gonna be a time when you women look
back on these high waisted every girl with the highwaist
of gene. Hopefully you girls look back on it like, Wow,
we all just copied each other and wore the exact
same jeans. They are comfortable. Oh my god, you know

(01:02:09):
what we even did. My mom still has some of
our highways to jeans from I think is the eighties
when it was popular. I mean, every kid in college
right now looks the exact same. Yeah, you could. The
millennial turn is a little bit copy paste, and the
fact that it's all solid colors, so there's not a
lot of patterns, and so it's a lot easier to
kind of look similar. No personality, all y'all millennials suck. Hey,

(01:02:30):
don't get mad at me. I have a sporty spice. Look,
that's my vibe. Okay, I got a little bit different
going on vibe it girl trying. You're trying to like
prove it to me. Okay, cool, I am because you
just talked. You roasted me. Awesome rockets always roasted me. Okay. Anyways, well, Ray,
thank you for joining me this weekend. I'm glad we
had some fun things to talk about and you answered

(01:02:51):
all my questions, even though you played the fifth on
one that wasn't even a real thing. Well, I wanted
to take the shot I told you that was, But
I don't have a shot for you. If I had
a shot you, I would I don't know that, okay, Right,
took a tequila shot this morning. Happy Saturday. Oh man?
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(01:03:32):
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US this weekend. Can you please give me a ray
to get just because I'm feeling a little nostalgic and
I love the yeah part of the season of your

(01:03:55):
life even though I know you're not an ind anymore.
So hold on, I'm gonna give you a cute because
we'll into that way. Okay, thank you guys so much
for joining us. I hope you have a fabulous weekend.
I love y'all. Yeah, by uh huh