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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show, pre show maybe
went to the bathroom right before we started this, Edie
Eddie Still. I just got everybody know, if the camera
goes on her seat or you don't hear her, that's
because she ran to the bathroom. A couple of things
I wanted to mention. First of all, Lunchbox says he
has more respect for Abby who answers the phones now,
because while we were all spread out over that week

(00:22):
of ice storm, he had to answer the phone some. Yeah,
I had to answer the phones. And let me tell you,
there's a bunch of idiots to call in, not like
they just they just keep talking and talking and you're like,
that's not what we're talking about. Thanks, and they keep talking.
You hang up on them, and they called back, Oh
I'm not. I wasn't done with my story. No, no, no,
you were done because I cut you off. And they
called back like, how how dead You're not? Dang on them?

(00:44):
Dang on you, That's what I'm saying. Well, I was
trying to get callers and buy and I didn't realize
how quick get to get callers. And then they keep talking.
It's like oh, and then I'm trying to I'm not
a good typer, and I'm trying to put their names
on the screen and answer the phone and put them
on hold. And somebody try to put on hold and
I'd hang up on him an accident, and so, Abby,
you have a lot harder job because you gotta you
gotta sift through a lot of garbage. Abby, how do

(01:06):
you feel out with him acknowledging that, Oh, I can't,
I can't hear Oh, there she is, Yeah, but she
has to say it's like going to the dump and
sifting through garbage to find that one jewel. She does
a good I mean, it's a lot harder than you think.
Pretty mean, But what do you think about that? Abby?
It is a little tough. I'm not gonna lie, and
I'm really nice, So I don't like, I don't ever
hang up on anyone. I like to listen to what
they're saying, hear it through. But I'm like, I really

(01:28):
need to get a call that like applies to what
we're talking about right now. Well, sometimes people call tell
you you go, ad, that's not for us, thank you
for calling. Then they call back and go wouldn't I
know that wasn't the whole story. I haven't had that
too much, so sorry. This lady was dedicated. I mean,
I mean she was in the middle and I was like,
all right, all right, and she kept talking, so I'll
just click. I mean, I've had a fear yes, And
they're like, did you just hang up on me? I'm like, oh,

(01:48):
I just really got to get this other call. Maybe
they were just pumped to talk to you lunch rocks. Well,
so I'm like, wait a minute, this lunch bock. Yeah,
I ain't got time talk guys. I'm trying to ask
the phones. Let's go, like, I ain't got time to talk,
and I tell him go to the Facebook page. Is
that we're supposed to tell him? Is that what you
tell people whenever it's like we're not ready for it now, Um,
I say you can leave a voicemail and we may
play it. And I tell him to follow me on Instagram. Oh,

(02:13):
he promote themselves. Okay, all right, Dabby, thank you, Yes,
you do a good job. Thank you. Here, you welcome.
Let's go. I'm gonna play a voicemail here and Raymundo
puts his headphones back on. David from Mississippi. I'm just
wanting to know if y'all could do another Morning Corny
after Dark. Me and my wife absolutely love those. They

(02:34):
are hilarious. I have one for y'all. It's what is
a Sheep's favorite position? Sheep's nine. That one's for you,
Bobby love the show? I know, I get sixty nine
Sheep's D nine. I thought that, say, what's wrong with you?

(02:58):
How did they become the pervious person on this show?
Like the last months, I'm not. I do the Morning
Corney after Dark. I have ones in front of me.
Anytime someone says anything now, no, I'm sure it's like, wow,
that was really hard. She goes, that's immature, that's not
would you say dirty? Dirty? You have a dirty you have?
Do you have the dirtiest mind on the show? Now

(03:19):
you're not? No, I don't you. You do it too? No,
I do it just to be stupid. I am being stupid.
It's like when someone brought up Dick van Dyke and goes, right,
I just didn't reminded that that that's another name we
don't use anymore. Okay, I have some after Dark? Why
don't I say it? We'll do them on Friday show.
Mike's will do it later on the show on Friday,

(03:42):
We Have to I was getting some mean messages today
because we were talking about getting a massage. You're not
having all your clothes and if that was acceptable or not.
Like someone, you got mean messages. Well, I didn't feel
like that was bad. But here I'll tell you what
they said, because sometime people will tag me and stuff
and not be very nice about it. Let me see
here you go from Carolina Crewe and every I see here,

(04:10):
good morning, my kids and I consistently listen to you guys.
This morning's topic about massages with no clothes was inappropriate?
Clean it up? Oh wow, clean it up. But I
really didn't think of that as being bad. But um,
I thought it was someone going, hey, can you give
some advice. We talked about it. Here's the thing, like, um,
I don't think it was bad. But also did she
say she listens with her kids. Okay, So like, then,

(04:33):
as a parent, it's your responsibility to be like, oh,
we're gonna change this shirt, it down like kids, turn
it up, listen lesson coming up. Yeah, and also don't
make it massages sexual. Right. I felt like you could
have important conversations with your kids based on it. But
I don't. I also think that's in the responsibility of

(04:55):
the parents. I believe anything on TV or radio, if
any kid anything bad, it's their fault. TV and radio
and parents are not evolvable. I am being sarcastic. I
believe the opposite. Clean it up. When Eddie was walking
across the pool, people are like, I can't believe having
Eddie do this. What if somebody sees it. I'm like, listen,
if they see this and do it, they're doing much
dumber stuff because this is nothing right, Like, hopefully they're

(05:18):
doing this and not some of the other dumb stuff
I see on TikTok, Like, y'all are setting a bad example. Yes,
I've thought of it that way. I'm Charles Barkley. But
where are we though? Or were we just being full?
Now that I think about it, maybe okay, stop it.
Amy wants to eat her dog's pill pockets, which I
think is interesting. Well, they smell so good to me.
Every time I take them out of the package to
give her her pills, which she's on some daily meds.

(05:39):
I just get a whiff of it and I smell them,
and then I'm tempted just to see I looked at
the ingredients. I think it'd be fine. But I mean,
I just maybe I start popping my pills that way.
Have you you know the pill pockets I'm talking about.
I can eat pills with that water. I don't need anything. Really,
how do you swallow it like this? Easy? Okay, try

(06:02):
pill pocket? Let us know. I just have some random
notes I wanted to run through. Um, Mike d has
watched this and watch that. As far as movies go,
which you'll recommend one movie to watch that he's watched
in one movie not to watch, Mike, you're up the movie.
The movie you should watch is I Care a Lot
on Netflix. It's a story about this lady who's taken
advantage of elderly people. And that's all I'm gonna say.

(06:23):
You'll really like. You'll either love or hate this movie.
She's taken she has taken advantage of elderly people. Yeah,
she's like draining their estates of all their money. WHOA
I like that? Is this a movie or documentary movie?
I thought a documentary on Great and it's called what
I Care a Lot? Is it funny? It's like a, Yeah,
there's some dark humor in it. But then I would
like it. I think it would like it. Here's the thing,

(06:45):
Mike's been a little over lately. Oh really. First of all,
I told me I wouldn't love WandaVision love it. I
didn't tell you that. You did too. You said it's
not a show for you. He said you wouldn't like it.
I asked you, and you said it's not for you.
We on the air, okay, and I love it. I
love how they go fifties TV, sixties, seventies, eighties and
night like they do all these themes of different kinds

(07:06):
of TV shows while you're also figuring out what's happening.
Have you watched the latest? Okay, so you got are
you sure? The one after Halloween? Yeah? Okay? Every Friday?
Um much Sunday night? Oh okay? Good? Yeah, Because now
they've hit that easy breezy it's not going to give
anything away at all, but they've hit the TV part
where there's confessionals. Oh yeah, and like My Daughter is

(07:26):
actually modeled after specific shows like that was Modern Family
that they did in two thousands. They did Malcolm in
the Middle, they did Family Ties, they did so it's
they make these fake TV shows based off the era
but it's really modeled after specific shows. They did Brady
Bunch in the seventies. Do you know that I didn't
know this that I was going to go along with
it because I'm like, yeah, now I see it, see

(07:48):
it though. I was totally easy it Now. I just
thought my daughter was thrown like who are they talking to?
Why are they just talking to nobody? And I'm like, oh,
these are like little in certain TV shows, they do
what you call a little it's like a yeah, yeah,
one division is great. The only two more episodes of
this season. I think there's only nine episodes in the season. Yeah,
there's been seven so far. That would beat nine minus

(08:09):
seven is two. That's correct. So you say, watched that one?
What's it called? I care a lot? Okay, and then
don't watch what a movie called Bliss? It's Owen Wilson
and Seal Mahaiak. Probably the worst movie I've seen in
a while. It's about like them discovering that the world
is like a computer like augmented reality. Oh that sounds
right up my alley. But it's very boring. Oh that

(08:30):
sounds right up my alley. Oh you also told me
i'd like to shy La buff movie, and yeah, you
don't like anything, I recommend you. I always thought, Mike,
I kind of a pulse what I would like. They
kind of missed the last couple. Maybe there's just too
much pressure now because he nailed some of the early ones, right,
I don't know. I think I just give him the
benefit of the doubt. Okay, So watch I care a lot,

(08:51):
and don't watch Okay, and also listen to Mike's movie
podcast Movie Mike's Movie Podcast. What are you talking about
this week? On the podcast Mike This week, I am
talking about villains that deserve their own origin story. That's
interesting because the Joker got his. Yeah, like scar from
the Lion King doesn't have an organ story you don't
know anything about. I think that would be interesting. Oh yeah,

(09:12):
I feel like I could. I feel bad for Scarlet.
Clearly something happened him as a young lion pup or
maybe we just didn't know why he was doing what
he was doing. I was under the shadow of mufassa man.
I have often said, Eddie, what's the guy's named? The
World of Rings fans? Danos is a good guy if
you just look at it from his side. He doesn't

(09:33):
want the world to eat itself alive and blow up.
And he's like, hey, I gotta kill half to people
to keep let's just thing survive or it's all gonna die.
That's a tough decision to make. That's a crap our
president has to do. Either way, you could be looked
at as a villain or or a good guy. He
said this. He could be a villain in that he
doesn't do anything well. He knows the world's gonna die
and he's gonna let it die. I like Thanos most

(09:57):
misunderstood villain. Yeah, I just got some in that too.
Good guy, just chilling. Yeah, he wanted to kill some people,
but he only wanted to kill people to let people survive.
Otherwise nobody lives. How do more people not agree with
me on this? Yeah? But he wasn't gonna tell him
that he'd great, Who cares. I don't want to know.
If I'm want to die, I snap. That's it over.

(10:19):
I don't want to build up. Do you guys want
to build up? No? No? Goodbye? Quick? Danos rocks cool man.
He's someone from X Men or something. Hey, who's Ultron? Yeah?
So an age of Ultron. That's kind of where Vision

(10:39):
comes into play. He was a villain that Daniels sent
to kind of destroy the Avengers and take over the world.
Will you show me Ultron on my screen? You won't
recognize him? Wait? I won't. Why won't we Because they
bring up Ultron and Wanda Vision and the I'm like,
I guess I should know who Ultron. Caitlin's never seen
a single Marble movie. Oh is she really he love

(11:02):
those dude? Uh no, she asked questions sometimes, but she
likes the show anyway. Yeah, No, it's good. Oh yeah,
I don't know who this is. Huh, how come I
don't know Ultron? Mike? Did you watch age of Ultron
the second Avengers movie? I've seen every Avengers movie. Yeah,
that's the one where it happens where he's the villain
in that. I feel like I've watched I've walked into

(11:24):
some like comic con convention now and I don't know
what you guys are talking and no one has time
for your right now? Yes, sir, all right, all right,
thank you. Mike. Raymundo wrote a jingle speaking of Hey
you're a jingle? Yeah, I can sing it right now?
What is it? What McCoy Let's now who's he was? It?
Who's he was? Come on? D I know the melody?

(11:55):
It's that good. This is the jingle Eddie wrote for Hershey,
here you go watching McCall. It's now better candy bar
with chocolate on it. It's but it is the same
watching McCall. Now what's it? And you haven't heard from

(12:17):
hersh yet? No I haven't. And I've had some people
DM me saying like, hey, that's not exactly what's happening
with a candy bar close, But they're not taking over
what you McCall. McCall still exists, so you did the
whole thing wrong. So possibly, but I would like to
still talk to hers and be like, hey, we can
change a few words. Anybody can talk to her she
and say what he can do? It's what are you

(12:39):
going to do? It still works? It hit a new
stufful old make a new one. Okay, we'll do that today.
It's great though, thank you man. But Raymundo has now
made a jingle. Yeah my betting site. I realized in
their TV ads and their radio stuff they didn't have
a catchy thing that would help people remember them by.
So got with my buddy Eric Dodd. We had a
five second time frame that we were working with. Eddie

(13:00):
had a little bit more liberty to say sentences and stuff,
So this thing had to be quick, and so we
wrote it and then we presented it to them, and
we've gotten an answer back, and so I want to
give you guys options and see if you would guess
what happened with it. So you wrote a five second jingle? Yeah, okay,
let me hear it, all right, and here it is
seven twenty seven. No good, that's good, And it's just

(13:24):
it's kind of saying, you know, the gambling theme is, Hey,
I gotta get action on this. So that's really what
we wanted to hammer home in the name of the
company's Action twenty four seven. We kind of got that
in in five seconds. Okay, so give us some game
music here and then lay out the options, because he
presented it, all right, what are the options? Well, we
originally said we wanted a thousand dollars for the jingle.
I had heard people pay a lot of money for jingles,

(13:45):
Yes they do. I don't think that that's unfair, honestly,
And we wanted to negotiate and stuff like that, so
I said, let's start there. So here's your options. There's
four of them. The first one is they gave us
five hundred for it. Option B is they used the
jingle in an Instagram ad and never even paid us.
Option C is they said hard pass and it was

(14:06):
too rock and roll for them. Option D they never responded. Interesting,
I'm gonna say, how long ago did you send it
to them? Three weeks ago? Oh? They never knit? Wait's
what you made this, Eddie? How long did you make
yours three weeks ago? What's happening right now? Did you
not make yours based off Eddie's? I did? So? You

(14:29):
didn't write it three weeks ago? I mean, check the
time stamp coach. I don't understand he's saying you wrote
it three weeks ago. Did he know you were writing it? No?
I never told anyone I was writing it. Then, how
did you know I make yours three weeks ago? I
was just I maybe it was two and a half
weeks ago. I just know Eddie was trying to do
that and immediately made me think of the commercials I
do and what they need a jingle? Okay, ye, which

(14:52):
one you go with? D? They didn't respond. I mean
it's good. I like it but played again two chicle
Siven act Nicole Siven I like it. Yeah, I did too,
I hope they replied, but five hundred dollars. I feel

(15:12):
like they bit. They're like, this is so good. It
is good. They're not gonna pay a thousand. Five hundred
dollars is the offer to rock and roll hard Pass.
It's so like country I hear. I'm just telling you
what they said Ray Fight an year ago. They gave
you a thousand bucks. Are you guys ready for it?
They came back with okay, so amy's wrong. They didn't
come back yes, okay, and it lucks bucked wrong. No

(15:35):
rock and roll. I don't know. Oh, it came back
with options. See they said hard Pass. Oh it was
too rock and roll. And there was another edition. They
said make it more Wayland Jennings, which I didn't know
what meant, so I never responded. Oh, they wanted a
more country man country, so give it a try. Okay,
we put everything we had into anything like that. But yeah,

(15:59):
so anyways, were a little depressed by that. We don't stop,
Ray don't stop. But you don't realize we had studio times,
so we're actually in the hole. Already on this jingle
and we doesn't even get you bought studio mistake. Gonna
make it, you make it. Some people have it. There's
so many people have rigs. Well Dodd doesn't have a rig.
Do you know Eric Dodd is gonna play our reception? Really,

(16:24):
I didn't know that at the wedding. The reception so
excuse me. The rehearsal all the time's big, So yeah, sorry,
He's gonna play our rehearsal dinner as in nineties nineties
Country Day dud. That'd be cool. So we're kind of
going back and forth, and that's what we settled on.

(16:46):
He's gonna play the rehearsal, which is a ninety I
wonder if I could say the theme. I don't if
Caitlin wants me to say that yet. I never know
pat stuff. She's like, I don't care at all. Some stuff.
She's like, I want to leave that private until at
least after the wedding. But yeah, he's doing the rehearsal
rehearsal dinner, and it is rehearsal dinner, the thing where
you actually rehearsed the wedding. Yes, so you meet beforehand,

(17:09):
you do a quick run through and then you go
have dinner. This is sounds like it's going to be
amazing one that I'd never been to. One with a band,
So that's cool. Be cool. Do you know who is
singing as we walked down the aisle? Yes? Yes? How
did you know? Because she's my friend loose lip sing
ships around both people, your fiance and the person told me,

(17:33):
But I haven't said anything. I'd like to say that
that's mostly my idea. That's amazing. The person that's doing
it told you the India and Kaitlyn had already told me,
and then the person, um, yeah, I gave the gave
you the phone number to the perl. Yes, like Kaitlyn

(17:55):
texts me, Hey what Ka was as maybe maybe even
more involved in this. But we were trying to figure
out how we were going to play this because we're
not saying the song we're walking down to yet, and
we're like, what if we have somebody sing it? One
of us suggested it, make it. It could have been her,
and I was like, that sounds great. So then we
called her. It's a new artist. That's all we're gonna

(18:16):
say for now. You said her, I did. We may
actually bring her in next week. Oh, not to sing
the song, but to announce that she's going to be
singing the wedding and let her perform something. Oh because
I saw someone in the calendar coming in next week,
you did, yeah, like an a lister. Hold on, let
me see it's oh, well, she's amazing. Let's see. Let
me see here, let's see next week not coming in physically,

(18:37):
but it's not the it's not on the count. I
don't my calendar. It's not on at all. So you're
saying this person is going to sing. When Caitlin walked down,
all right, Um, that's it, Thank you all. We're gonna
play today's show. It would be like it. Goodbye, tanty guys,

(19:14):
Welcome to Tuesday's show. Morgan Studio Morning. I read a
story hard partying in your twenties raises your risk of
heart problems later in life by nine times, And then
I started to think, who on the show went the
hardest in their twenties? Now up for debate will be
people like Ray Mundo, our audio producer, who is still
going pretty hard in his thirties. Sure like he's going hardest. Stop. Yeah,

(19:38):
he's gone the hardest for the longest, possibly lunchbox, it's
not even a question. I mean, I am a legend
of the bars, Morgan number two, who is still in
her twenties and still goes pretty hard. That's definitely me.
I'm still drinking, probably way more than I should. And Eddie, Eddie,
do you consider yourself to be in this or my twenties? Absolutely?

(19:59):
I went horde as I used to call it in
my twenties. Okay, horrid. So who would you guys say
went the hardest in their twenties? Knowing the group? If
you can't pick yourself, who do you pick? Okay, you can't,
that's the role. You can't pick yourself, Eddie, who do
you pick? I'm gonna have to go with Raimundo. I mean,
I've seen this dude go hard, and I'm not saying

(20:21):
that like he it takes him like he drinks all day.
He literally goes hard with just like six beers and
that's hard and he's just trashed. So it's not hard.
I mean, if you can only handle six, you're not
really going that hard. It's when you get The more
you drink, the harder you're going. I think it's all
relative to what your body can take. Is what hard means.
It's like working out. You don't have to do a

(20:43):
triathlon to go hard. You do agree with that, like,
my heart isn't someone else's hard? Yeah? Well, when I
see Raymundo, he's drunk a lot, so I say he
goes hard. By the way, Amy is laughing, like at okay, Morgan,
who would you know for the go hard award? Oh?
I mean I think it would be Raymundo two, because

(21:06):
I've been out at a bar pre pandemic and Raymundo
got kicked out, and I think I'll never forget that,
And that to me means you went way too hard, right,
Lunchbox Yet to pick somebody that isn't you, I would
guess Morgan number two. I mean, Ray is such a lightweight,
he can't go hard. He'd lasts for about an hour

(21:27):
and he goes home. Morgan number two can drink all night,
which means you're going harder than Raymundo. Amy, hoo, Eddie,
I don't know anything about I guess I have to
go just buy what I've remember from our twenties, and
Lunchbox went hard. He would go out all night long
and then come straight to the studio and do the
show like that was going hard. I'm going Raymundo because

(21:48):
he has consistently been a guy who just doesn't quit.
If it's Saturday night. You know what's up with Raymundo? Still, Ray,
you have one vote here. It looks like you've already
won the thing. But go ahead, gotta throw to my
boy at lunch spots. I hung out with him many
a weekends and he would start drinking and it rarely
ended until the sun came up. Honestly, But the winner

(22:08):
of Go Hard twenty twenty one and who has nine
times the odds to get heart problems? Raymondos screaming, Yeah,
but he's gonna is Ray Moondo. Okay, Major studying more

(22:32):
than one million people has fired another warning looking over
the dangerous hard partying again as you get older, they're
looking at the people who went harder than their twenties
have a heart problems just significantly more than people who didn't.
So Ray, I know you won the little game here
on the air, but in the long game might not
be so good for you. Bud. Yeah, that's fine. I mean,
I guess it was in my twenties, so there's nothing

(22:53):
I can do about it. But I'll think about that
once we get towards the future and improving my heart
health and all that stuff. Yeah, and all that stuff.
All right, there is Raymond. All right. These are all
movie theme songs, but played on guitar. All you have
to do is name the movie you guys. Ready, these
are all very famous movies music you should recognize. But again,
it's just a guitar version of it. Here we go.

(23:16):
Here's an example to get us started. Number one. Yeah,
this is gonna be really hard, but I got this.
What is that one toy story? Yeah, you got a
friend in me. Do we do the song or the movie?

(23:36):
The movie? Okay, that's tough though that one was tough.
That one was tough. All right, named this one. Number one?

(24:01):
Are you guys in the Amy Rocky, Eddie Rocky, lunch
Bikes Rocky? That is correct. On to number two. Can
you name this movie? Yeah, they'll remember the wine Amy,

(24:42):
Pink Panther, Eddie, Pink Panther, lunch Bikes, Pink Panther. Correct.
I didn't even though that was a movie. Steve Martin
did it later with Beyonce It there's a cartoon back
in the day. All right, named this movie theme on guitar.
Here you go in Amy Jaws, Eddie Jaws. Let's fox Jaws? Good?

(25:17):
Nice guitar, doesn't really have the same effect. Number four,
name this movie? Sounds like the Raging Alia is doing that.

(25:49):
All right, hold on, we'll play a little more before you.
All right, lunch box, Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump? Do you

(26:12):
have Star Wars? They're both, They're both. It's the other
space one. Do you think it's a space one? Yeah?
I think it's the other one, not Star Wars, but
the other one. What's your answer? Star Wars? But what
is it? Eddie? No doubt star Wars? Okay, but what
is the other space star Trek? That's it, But it's
never star Trek. Okay. You say that all the time,

(26:34):
and it's never start Trek. Okay. All right, we're down
to two Amy and Eddie. Here we go. All right,
name this one interesting? I mean, oh not sure? I

(26:57):
mean kind of what do you have? Double seven? Amy,
I have James Bond. I'll give it to you both.
A right named this movie played on guitar? Eddie Mission impossible, Amy,

(27:34):
mission impalsive? Okay, you were going they get a little
harder here, Oh boy, Next one up named this movie theme. Yeah,

(28:02):
I don't know you. Neither one of you know that one.
I have a guest, would you know it just by
hearing that? I think so, But I'm hearing it and
st in the answer, But I think so. What do
you write down? What is it? What do you write down?
Fish fry? No, I know what that means? What I

(28:23):
says in the furious I have Friday the thirteenth. You're
close ready, it's The Exorcist. Okay, okay, So here we go.
It's now sudden death, buzzing with your answer. Winner of
this one is the champion. Yeah, here we go, buzzing
with your name as the answer. Action Eddie, Eddie, No, no, no,

(28:50):
no up up is correct? See I saved you. Yeah,
here's the here's this song from up by the way.

(29:11):
And then there was one other one. Say if you
guys can name this one. What's a hint? Is a
movie from the late eighties early nineties. Oh really that
old righties? Nineties? Okay, early nineties. Man. My first guest

(29:36):
was Notebook. I'll give you a really small, small hind
head to do a dinosaur Steven Spielberg. Oh, Jurassic Park.
It's a small, small hit. You know what thinking of
playing these music games? You know I watched over the
weekend was Named that Tune on Fox. Have you guys
seen that show? I've wanted to see it. It's a
good It's a little clunky. The hosting isn't great, but

(29:58):
the game is fantastic because like I can, it's like
the old school, named that tune. I can name that
tune in three notes, name that tune. Are these guys
really impressive? They're really impressive. However, I beat every one
of them. I'm telling me he's a dark horse. Who
wouldn't expect is Caitlin? Really? She pushed me. There were
times she beat me to songs and I was like,
how did you get Lionel Richie all night long? That quick?
She'd hear one note? Really she was really good too.

(30:19):
But I finally found the game show that I'm good at.
It's the end end. No, you say you're gonna Jeopardy too, Right, Yeah,
I'm good at Jeopardy, but I could definitely see myself
getting beat by some of those really good Jeopardy like
either natural physicist from North Carolina, here's Quincy Waterly And
I'm like, I got no chance against that guy. But
I do pretty good at Jeopardy, I think. But name

(30:40):
that tune, it's probably I'd be the King Jennings of
that Oo. That'd be fun though. M Yeah, you guys
checked that out. They're not paying me to say that
it's on Fox. There you go. Actually I got passed
over to be the host of that shows, I think.
So it's a long time ago. Maybe it's a different
version of it too, a little clunky right now. And
it's weird because once they play the full because I

(31:00):
can end that in two notes, they're like, name that tune,
Molly's Ours party in the USA. Yeah. Well, then the
band goes out and plays like thirty minutes of it
and the crowd acts like a club and they're all
just grinding away to it, and you're like, studio crowd
doesn't love that song much for thirty seconds on the
phone right now? Is Tyson in Colorado? Hey, Tyson, welcome

(31:20):
to the show. What's going on? Man? I've heard Lunchbox
got drawn for going into space and he wasn't too
happy about it. So yes, we drew on the show
yesterday out of a random drawing. Lunchbox lost, meaning if
the money that we're putting in, if our raffle ticket wins,
he has to go to space. So yes, now what's

(31:40):
your question? Okay, So how much is Lunchbox willing to
pay to get out of going to space if its
tickets drawn and put someone else's name in there? I
think the question is how much is he willing to
pay right now for a redraw and we put that
money toward it as well? I love it, he said,
he said what I'm saying. Like, Let's say he said,

(32:01):
I'll put it a hundred bucks up. That would mean
one hundred bucks. We'd buy a hundred more tickets, and
then we'd redraw someone's name and then that person within
being two hundred times Lunchbox, Are you willing to go
any money to do that? Man? That's a very when
you say it that way, it's very interesting and it
kind of piques my interest. But I feel like the

(32:22):
way the world is treating me that I would just
be the one that gets drawn again. So then I
would have paid doubled amount of money. I'd have been
paid an extraordinary amount of money to get redrawn, and
I'm back in the same position. Then I got to
pay another hundred to get out. Oh man, okay, we
had a wrinkle though this time we also put Mike

(32:42):
d in there, so it makes the odds a little
bit worse. Oh I like that. I like that. I
like that makes makes it a little better if you
don't want to get paid? Wait, what do you think, lunchbox?
How much would you pay to be able to get
out of it and try again? How about ten dollars? No?

(33:05):
Never mind? Okay, well you gotta start low. Have you
ever heard a negotiation? Come on, guys, me in the middle, here,
go ahead. How about fifty bucks? Let me let me
talk to the room here first. Easy, No, what do
you mean? No? Wait, so you get to pay fifty
dollars and all of a sudden a word put back

(33:26):
in the hat to possibly go to space. No, I'll
pay fifty dollars. Fifty five dollars, So that did not
have do it? Okay? Let's watch. Are you gonna go
higher than fifty sixty? Okay? What do you all need
from him? I'm thinking in the hundreds, hundreds, yes I am. Well, no,

(33:48):
I'm thinking you spend a couple hundred bucks on lottery
tickets every month? That's what I'm thinking you are, like,
put it towards Saint Jude and it's for charity. Okay,
I'll say this. I'm already a partner and hope if
you do, that's good. If you do, if he has
one hundred bucks, one hundred dollars, one hundred dollars, Bobby
and your name gets put back in, I'm okay with that. Yeah,

(34:09):
because now then, now we have this in place, Bobby
just buys his way out right. I didn't think that
far ahead. But okay, but what what? Who cares? The
charity keeps making money for that, he keeps happening. It's
a good point. We end up doing it until it
just maxes itself out. Yeah, so one hundred dollars, if
he puts one hundred bucks in, would you be out

(34:32):
for a redraw? Later this show we're gonna vote Amy.
You can say no, I feel about that. I mean,
you can say no if you want. I don't think
that's high enough. No, you say you just took one
hundred dollars out of Saint Jude's pocket. I hope you okay.
First of all, it is lunchbox. If you win the vote,
are you gonna do it on hundred bucks. I want
to do the vote. If you're gonna yeah, I'll do it.
Let's go. I want on the Space, maybe I want

(34:54):
on Earth. Did you tell your wife this? No? I
haven't talked to her about it. Okay, Amy says no.
You know I don't want to be back in that, Raymond. No,
what do you say? Yes or no? I think it
needs to be a more significant of wow. Right, Saint Jude. Sorry,
these two people don't want one hundred dollars to go

(35:14):
to your organization. I apologize for them. I love the
kids at Saint Jude and everything you do the mission.
No family ever hits a bill. I mean, no family.
He's repeating back what we do and they don't care
about that. Okay, okay, so there's two votes. No, Eddie,
it's easy, man. I don't even think twice about it.
That's too low. One about wow? Yeah, absolutely, I was

(35:36):
going to vote yes Lunchbox for sure, so you have
one can say that now? Yeah I am no. I
was going to for sure, okay, because it's all about
the kids to Saint Jude. You know, no family, that's
amazing what Saint Jude does, and you guys don't think
one hundred dollars is worth it? You think that is?
You know? Oh, you know what? I don't worry about it. Then, Eddie,
you got to donate the hundred bucks. No, no, hold on,

(35:57):
let's go over to Scooba, Steve, out of that happen
the show boat. Here's Google Steve. Yes or no? I'm
down with it. Let's do it. Yes, yes, three votes no,
two votes yes, Mike d. As much as I don't
want to get put into the drawing, I say we
do it. One hundred bucks. No, No, all right, lunch
the vote. Wait a minute, it's not your vote. You're

(36:22):
not in the you don't get to pick. We're going
to go to Morgan number two. Which Morgan number two?
Let me say this, you will be added to the
mix if you vote yes. If you vote no, it
is what it is. But if you vote yes, you'll
be added to the mix. I mean if you vote
the only one that suffers is Saint Jude. Okay, okay,

(36:44):
go ahead, Morgan. I think we keep it interesting. You
know what. Let's go yes, okay, okay? Who later on
today we will redraw, but only after Lunchbox pays Scuba
Steve one hundred dollars. Dang it, he still has me

(37:05):
twenty bucks from the last one. Oh he still ows
Eddie money from betting on this. Yai, Yet I don't
owe Eddie anything? Yes, you do? You owe me fifteen
dollars or maybe ten from the bets made on the show, right, correct?
And he told me quote bones, he says, uh, it's
this that's for the show man. I mean we're not
really betting. No, no, no, that's not how it worked.
Bet Did I not double or nothing and win that bet?

(37:26):
Thank you, scoober? It was even twenty. He's like, no,
you double or nothing? And lunch Box one. Yeah, I
don't even know y'all are talking about. Okay, So if
Lunchbox gets him the money by the end of the
show today, we will redo the draw. If it doesn't,
if we finished this show at ten oh one and
there's no one hundred dollars one hundred and twenty because
he still hasn't paid from the last that's true one
hundred and twice. If not, it is what it is.

(37:48):
And he still goes to the space exactly. Okay, Hey, Tyson,
thanks for opening up that cannon work not a problem.
Have a good day. Bud, Thank You, the Latest from
Nashville and Tullywood Morgan Number two thirty second Skitty. Danielle
Bradberry shared a cover of her singing Beyonce song Listen.

(38:33):
Miranda Lambert is teasing a possible collaboration with artist l
King called Drunk. The two are sharing photos of them
together and lyrics on their social media. No word on
when the project will be released. Luke Bryan says the
contestants on American Idol inspire him. It's those people that
they walk in and you know, the canvas is blank,

(38:53):
and then the second day open their mouth you can
visualize and see everything, and it's pretty pretty inspiring. I'm
more good number two. That's your skinny. It's time for
the good news. Carmen Saviano, she has seven children and
she's thirty six years old. Well, last June she got

(39:14):
COVID and it was really bad. I mean she had
to go to the hospital. They got she got put
on a ventilator, she was putt in a coma, and
then in a coma she suffered a collapse along At
one point the doctors told the whole family, like it's
time to say you're goodbyes. She's just not gonna make it.
So they did, they said goodbye to her, and miraculously
she came out of it. This past week, she got

(39:34):
out of the hospital and she's back home. And she
said the driving force of her recovery was just thinking
about her children the whole time, and she overcame it. Man,
And I'm getting emotional just talking about this. Well, I
wonder if the doctor's obviously everybody's extremely excited she made
it through. But I wonder if they're like, can I
embarrass they missed? We shouldn't have told them to say
they're goodbyes yet. And I'm sure they're going by a

(39:55):
protocol like if they reached this point, odds are they're
not coming out. But I wonder if they're like, dang,
I wish I wouldn't have done that, you know, for
everyone in the family. I can just think, you know,
like the pain they went through and then just the
excitement when she overcame it, just like, oh my gosh,
you think that it's completely over, and then she came back.
It's got to be such an amazing feeling and great
to have her back home. There you go, that is

(40:16):
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Sorry day. This story comes to us from Lake City, Florida.
Two homeowners returned to their house. They walk in the
garage and there's a guy and laying on their couch
watching TV. He apparently had broken in because he thought
they were out of town, had changed into their clothes

(40:37):
and was watching some TV from the DVR. They called
police and called him about two blocks away. Dang, he
was that relaxed. He's just chilling. He thought they were
gonna be gone. I get it, But if I were
breaking into a house, I would want to get in
and out as fast as possible. Right, that would be
the goal. Unless the goal was to hang out in
their house as them. Yeah, because sometimes people take a
shower and eat food. Yeah. Maybe, like the exact TV

(41:00):
show he wanted to watch was on at the same time. Like,
dang it, it's my favorite part. See a lot of
unaccounted four factors here. All right, luch, I'm lunchboxed out
your bone head story of the day. Rancor dot com
has a list of the top ten Garth Brook songs
of all time. Now this is voted on by all
the users. It's unlimited to have. People can vote. People
just have at it and vote. Vote vote all kinds
of categories, okay. Top ten garth Songs. Mine is if

(41:25):
tomorrow never comes, Yours will be unanswered prayers, yours will
be all right, Friends and low places, and that's our hearts,
yes for sure. At number ten. It's the creepiest garthbrook
song of all time. What do you think it is? Oh?
It swear? He worked for her that summer. That's said,
there you go. It's so good though. The song is good,

(41:54):
but it's about a kid, an older lady hiring eminem
turned into a man knee need it right? I always
thought leather. I always thought he was pretty confident in
himself to call it the thunder. He was like she
had a need to feel it. The thunder A pretty
confident as a kid. Buy at number nine, calling Baton
Rouge for random put me off through. I gotta sit

(42:16):
my love down the Baton Rouge at number eight, much
too young and the wild lines gettinger and the sets?
How much this damn the garth Brooks Top ten Number
seven Rodeo, Bus and Blood. It's a dust to roll

(42:40):
up a sunny crown. It's the wide and nooks, the
gold in the bubble heel in the next Door round
At number six, shameless did you know two of those five?
Am your covers of those? Garth Brooks on so far?

(43:00):
No no idea? Which too? Do you think her covers? Shameless? Shameless?
He's gonna go with that? And then I guess I
don't know just talked about did he did? Shameless was
a Billy Joel song and he wrote it obviously Colin
Baton Rouge was a cover and who we talked about
it to you specifically, don't remember who covered it. This

(43:22):
is not something I he covered it. But the Oak
Rage boys. Oh that's the hat Eddie has on? What? No?
That just is just is oky? Close? Okay? At number five,
unanswered prayers Sometimes I thing you run answer your favorite? Yeah?

(43:45):
At number four if tomorrow never comes? If tomorrow never
will she know how much? Job? Okay, We're now to
the top three Garth Brooks songs. I'll tell you friends
in Low Places is in the top three. Sure, what

(44:06):
else do you think it makes the top three? The Rivers,
the Dance, oh, the River, Oh the rivers are great.
I think those three are your top three. Well, the
River didn't make the top ten. Which is travesty. Yeah, travesty.
There's no river in this The river is better than
that summer Colin Baton Rouge, much too young, like easily
better than those three. Arguably the rest well, I know

(44:28):
what's missing in that thunder Rolls is in there at
number three, the thunder rolls and the light and strike
another log rolls, cold ound steedless n a Storm goes
on number two, Friends in Low Places, Whiskey Jack, And

(44:59):
the number one song is the Dance better Due Jane.
I could have missed the band somebody listeners for like

(45:19):
you should have your first dance at your wedding to
the dance and I'm like, that song is about breaking up.
That song is about leaving right. That's not a love song,
not really, No, it's a great song. And even the
music videos about death, like people that have died and
left this earth. Wow, I don't remember the music video
You're weird the dance. I can't argue with the dance
band number one though, that's a great so good. I

(45:43):
know we could ask this next week. We might have
different answers about one of those could go out in
the river in like I would take I'd take much
too young. Really, summer dude, get the summer out the summer.
It is Crapy's a good song. You know she had
a need to feel the thunder and chase the lightning
from the sky. Dude, you're like eighteen. Come on, what
do you know? You got no thunder and lightning yet

(46:04):
you'd think you do. What's your favorite Garth Brooks song?
Up on our Facebook page at Bobby Bones Show. Thank
you guys for hanging out. You guys send us a
lot of emails. Let's open up the mailbag, Bobbies mailbag. Hey,
Bobby Bones. So it's been a long winter in Minnesota.

(46:25):
To be honest, I'm still getting over last year after
not taking a break from work or being able to
take a vacation somewhere due to COVID. I was recently
able to get the vaccine because I work in a
medical office. However, my husband is still on the waiting list.
I wanted to plan a vacation in the spring to Miami,
and I was thinking of tell him my husband, about
my plans and maybe going alone since he hasn't vaccinated.

(46:47):
I was gonna put the spin on it that it
was sort of be a vacation for him too, because
he would finally get to be in the house alone again.
I wanted to know your thoughts about taking a solo
vacation in my situation and the best way to present
the idea to my husband from Kathy. Well, let me
start by saying this. I think he can go on
the vacation even though he's not vaccinated. I think you

(47:10):
wear a mask, you go down. Listen, if you're going
to Florida, you're gonna get it. Just that everybody on
our show Floridas. That being said, I don't It doesn't
sound to me like she wants him to go, period,
And this is just a reason to go. Hey, I

(47:31):
don't think you should go. So first of all, I'm
gonna say, if you do want him to go, I
think you can go. You put a mask on, you
go live your life. We're about to open up anyway.
We're two or three months away from still having some masks,
but open it up. Most people are gonna be able
to get that vaccine in the next few months. If
you want it, you'll be able to get it by summertime.
I feel, And even if you don't have it, you

(47:54):
can go on a vacation now. If you don't want
him to go, I would for sure pitch it as hey,
I got vaccinated, you didn't. Let's do something later in
the year. But because of this, your vacation can be
staying at home and not getting COVID and I'm going
to go to Miami. How do you feel about that?
That's the way to present it if you really you're
just trying to go by yourself. But does it have

(48:15):
to be Miami? That's the hard part. That would be like, oh,
welcome to Miami, Like why Miami? I think she wanted
to go to Miami. Why why not Miami? Well, I
don't know. I feel like she's in Minnesota. She wants
to go to the opposite of Minnesota. Okay, that's true.
She just wants to go somewhere warm. I just feel
like they could compromise on a less you know, party place. Well,
there's no compromise, right, it's a it's not a compromise

(48:38):
where she wants him to go. I don't think she
wants him to go period. Okay, So I would say
you tell him, hey, hopefully we can get you vaccinated
in time to go. That's what I would say too.
He ain't get vaccinated hopefully. Yeah, yeah, wink wink. But
that is how I would approach it. I would say,
I wouldn't call it a solo vacation. I would go, hey,

(48:59):
well on one later, but I gotta get out of here.
I haven't had a vacation. You're not vaccinated yet, you
take a vacation at home. I'm gonna go. Who that's
tough though, It tough. I'm tough. That's hard. What would
you want Caitlin to say to you, just to go, Hey,
I know you're not comfortable traveling because you're not vaccinated,
So is it cool if I still go? Because I

(49:21):
really need to get out of here. That's what I
would hope. She would say, well, there you go, and
you'd say yes, and I would go, why can't you
just wait for me to get vaccinated? What about the part?
Do you by the way, I would go without being vaccinated.
I'm just saying on the record, I would I would go,
I just wear masks and go what well? Do you
like the part where she throws in there also too,
like this is a vacation for you because you're going

(49:42):
to get the house alone? Love it? Okay? Yeah? Yeah,
you've been married the longest on this show. What would
you do here? I Okay, First off, I don't think
she sounds like she doesn't want him to go she
You're right, she wants to go on this trip by herself. Yes,
but I think that's okay. Like this this whole year, then,
last year's been rough for boat, for marriages. Everyone's just
cluttered together and stuck inside of the house. A solo

(50:04):
vacation is okay. Just because you're married doesn't mean you
have to stay or do vacations together all the time.
I think this is a good time for them to
both take solo vacation. Okay, why don't you take one? Then?
I've done I've done it. I've done it before while married,
while married, probably ten years ago, I drove to Nashville
by myself and it was fantastic. I needed it at

(50:25):
that point in my life. What if you told you
when to your wife right now and you're like, hey,
I want to go to Miami. Yeah, probably she wouldn't
like that. Do I like that? But I think married
couples and need a space like that. Okay. Eddie's like,
I'm ten years ago before I had four kids. That's true, Okay,

(50:46):
So here's what I'm going to say, Kathy. As we've
all kind of had our shot here, I'm gonna say
approach it. Say hey, I know you're worried about traveling
and getting COVID. I have mine. Is it cool if
I go to Miami and they will do something later
on in the year. He may not react. Well, that's
the thing. He might be like, I'm not worried about
getting it, and then he got my backpack, Kathy. Let
us know how that turns out, and good luck. It

(51:07):
is a tricky situation. And do you get to go
on another vacation this year when it's called Bobby's bachelor party? Oh? Right? Again?
We need it and I cannot wait for that. Where
are you all doing? We haven't decided yet. I'm going somewhere, though,
Where are you going somewhere? I think I'm going to
be running my own bachelor party? Is that weird? It's

(51:27):
It's not stistical Bobby though. Right, Wait, that's for another topic.
What do you mean? What do I mean? Normally your
best man and your other groomsmen they get together and
they handle the details. You don't. I'm a forty year
old man, right, I'm not twenty six. But you're a
groom and he knows where he wants to go, Well,
what he wants to do his house? We just staying

(51:50):
here anywhere else, you know what. That's the topic for
another day. Okay, okay, Kathy, thank you, let's close out
the mailbag. And that was Bobby Maid. I mean I
saw what you said, spending two hours outside is the
new version of walking ten thousand steps. Where'd you see that? Well,
it was just a study that was done that where

(52:10):
you know, people were obsessed with getting their ten thousand steps,
and now the new thing is going to be you're
going to be obsessed with making sure you get your
two hours outside with nature because it's proven to be
so good for you and there's so much hype around
it that now that's going to be the thing You've
gotten your two hours. Yet, well, what's up with the
ten thousand steps? Like that was that for like cardio? Yeah,
I mean that was like fitbits were all the thing,

(52:32):
and like everyone was just saying ten thousand steps should
be your daily move goal and that's so everyone was
striving for that, and so now they're saying the new thing,
people are gonna be striving for is to make sure
they have quality time outside with nature. So you start
your timer and every time you walk inside, you guess so.
But you know how everyone would be like posting about
their steps and bragging about their steps. Well, now the

(52:53):
new thing is people are gonna be like, oh, I
just spent an hour outside, you know, like wanting recognition
their time outside and taking care of their mental health.
That won't be any of my friends because there are
a lot of them already work outside. I can't see
them bragging about being outside. Yeah, yeah, you're Samy's pile
of stories. So a study came out showing that most

(53:16):
people dislike a nasally voice, and it made me wonder,
we're on the radio. We don't have the awesome radio
voices or are we nasally? No, I'd say we are.
I'd say, Eddie is, what's up? What do you mean
you have a pretty nasally voice? Yeah? I guess so.
I just I can't breathe fully through my nose like
my whole life. So that's what causes my nasally voice,
I guess. Also, do you have your smell back from COVID?

(53:38):
I mean it hasn't changed about eighty percent of it.
I wonder if it's ever gonna come back. I don't
think so, man, at this point, why would it? It's gone?
Why do people hate nasally voices? They say that nasally
voices appear less professional than others. They also sound demanding
and calculating without even meaning too. But you can fix it, Eddie.
You just look in the mirror, see how wide your

(53:58):
mouth opens when you speak, and try opening your mouth
a bit more as you owe, and it will come
from your voice box and not your nose. Okay, let's
hear this, Eddie. I would like for you to, you know,
do the first line of Garth Brooks Friends in low
places talking both your mouth open wide? Go ahead, how
what's the first line? Blame it? Blame it all on
my roots. I showed up in boots and ruined your

(54:22):
black tie affair. He still sounds basically don't work. So
there's this Danish woman who says she will not shave
her mustache or trim her unibrow to land a man.
She's like, no, no, I want to be natural. I'm
going to weed out the bad apples among prospective boyfriends.
So I thought, yes, warpower, do her. Why do we

(54:46):
have to shave our mustaches and wax our eyebrows just
to be attractive to you. You don't have to, Yeah,
you don't have to. You know What's she's beautiful? Yeah, yes,
yes she is. She's a good looking girl. She has.
Even if a guy were to have that uni brow
would betimes. It's just a tough thing societally speaking. Unibrows

(55:07):
are not in right now. They probably will be again,
they probably, but it's tough. Good for her though. I
like she's sticking to it. Me too. I hope we
have an update on her soon and she's out with
her boyfriend that she finds it's gonna love her for
her watch away thinking about that. It's absolutely disgusting. Guys like,
there is no wet listen. She can say she doesn't
want to do it because she don't want to conform.
She's just no guy wants her and she's gonna be

(55:28):
single the rest of her life. Gross. Gross a mustache?
Can you imagine going in for the kiss? And I
would struggle with that too, But I'm glad that she
has made up her mind. I know if this will
allow other women to see this and be like, oh
you know what, Okay, I don't think that it's not
going to start a revolution. It's I get it. I'm

(55:50):
glad she's doing it. It would be tough for me though, too.
I'm jealous of her eyebrows. I can barely even grow
my eyebrows. Well, I just googled her. I googled her.
I can't stop. Okay, we're moving on. Okay. Garrett Headland,
who's from Friday Night Lights, the movie, the one that
Tim mcgrawl was in. He is with Emma Roberts and

(56:12):
they just had a son, Rhodes, and Tim mcgrawl is
the godfather. But that's a good gift. Huh Yeah. Here's
a clip of Garrett talking about it. He's somebody that
I admire and respect, not only as an amazing father,
an amazing husband, amazing musician, an amazing actor. His name's
Tim McGraw. Drew it out. He's like, so, congratulations Tim

(56:34):
mcgrawl for being a godfather. All right, there you go.
I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. Unbox picture this. Kim
Deaton is the head custodian at elementary school. She's in
the cafeteria during lunchtime, students are everywhere. When she hears

(56:57):
help help, eleven year old girl Will starts screaming because
one of her classmates is choking. The head custodian Kim
runs over. There goes who does the Heimlich? Saves Cole's
life and she says, you know, I used to be
an EMT. I was nervous, but I handled the situation
and they had a ceremony for her. And this is
her saying it's her job to protect the students. These

(57:20):
kids might be somebody else's kids for eight hours a day,
lur marning, and it's my job to protect them. Dang.
You know what's awesome if you have a custodian that
was an MT. Think about that. Pretty good at having
your resume. It's pretty good to you have someone around
all those kids. It's been trained in a way to
help those kids at any time. Big shout out to her.

(57:42):
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning. Corny, Morning, Corny,
my boss is going to fire the employee with the
worst post. Okay, I have a hunch it might be me.

(58:05):
That was the morning Corny maybe the best one of
the long time. Thanks, that's a good one. So the
Beach Boys have basically sold off their controlling rights. So
I'm gonna play some Beach Boys clips and I'll tell
you how it affects this show. Here you go, it's
wouldn't it be nice? From the Beach Boys? Also here

(58:31):
is God only knows good what? So for four hundred
million bucks they sold all their rights. Now this reminds me, Eddie,
any chance you want to sell your soul again? Oh

(58:53):
my gosh, it's all it's all your rights. That that's
me everything I have right, it's I'm not trying to
buy your stuff. And again, people like Lunchbox thinks that's hilarious.
You just won't write your name down a piece of paper.
That's all it is. Yeah, you're you're absolutely losing out
on free money for nothing. He can do nothing with
your soul. You are being a moron. I think there's
something bigger than it. Like, the more I think about it.

(59:13):
The first time you said it, Bones, I was like,
absolutely why not, Like that's a no brainer. But the
more I think about it, this is like deep deep stuff.
My soul is my deep inner most Like what I
am all about my beliefs. Yeah, I can't sell that, dude,
I really can't. And at first I was like, no problem,
this is the dumbest thing ever. But the more I
think about, I can't do it. So you just don

(59:34):
want to write it aniece of paper, that's all you
have to write. I sell my soul to Bobby. The
principle is I cannot sell my soul to you. Okay, Amy,
where did you fall in this? Oh? I don't I
didn't want him to sell it to you. I don't
want to sell you mind. Yeah, lunchbox, and you said
Eddie was dumb for not doing it. Eddie, you're an idiot.
I just do not understand. You love money. You need
money to gamble. If you're always complaining and I don't

(59:56):
have enough money, there's just free money. No, man, I
don't know what you want. I know. We see the
Beach Boys story and remind I just want to remind
you that you could also sell your rights to your
soul to me. Okay, yeah, thank you, but I'm good.
I'll pass. Hey, I get fifty bucks for your soul
lunch bucks. Now you offered Eddie one hundred. My soul
is a lot more valuable. I thought it meant nothing.

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It doesn't. But I mean, if you're gonna give Eddie,
Eddie has a crappy soul. My soul is legit, like
RAYMONDO fifty bucks. I would have to get a little
bit more than that, just because it does kind of
creep me out. But I would get over that with
a more significant amount of money. How much? Um? I
think Bay would be fine with five hundo probably. Oh,
you're out of your mind. I'm not doing some fake

(01:00:40):
signing a piece of paper for five hundred bucks. You
guys are crazy, all right? All right, So Eddie, no deal,
no deal? Okay. On yesterday's show, we got a voicemail
from a listener and this is what she asked us. Hey,
Bobby Bones, I need some advice. This is just kind
of an issue that you know, has come to my
attention via my boyfriend who got a massage today. This
is just a little weird, but he wanted to be

(01:01:03):
completely naked in the massage and not wear his boxers.
What do you think should you wear your boxers as
a dude getting a massage? Can you get completely naked
if it's a female massus? Is that weird. Let us know,
that was the question. So Lunchbox went out with a microphone, which,
by the way, I did not think it was a
big deal. I don't do it. I'm underwear, but they're
always like, hey, get however, you want to get well massage.

(01:01:24):
You did think it was a big deal. Yeah, so
I think it's weird. This is clip number one. Here
you go. Why would he need to do that? I mean,
that's just crazy. Well he says that it increases his experience. No,
not doing it as a wife. How would that make
you feel? It would hurt my feelings? No, forget it,

(01:01:46):
absolutely not. I think people are taking this as a
sexual thing. It's not. But I'm not taking it as
a sexual thing. To clarify, I just still think it's weird.
I think a massage therapists want you to have your
underwear on. I don't think they do. I believe they
would ask you if they didn't. Yeah, okay, here we go.
Here's club number two. I think it's personal preference. You

(01:02:06):
don't think it's a big deal. I mean, it's not
to me. But I'm a therapist, by the way, So
what I'm gonna say to you admit bothers your wife.
The conversation is, hey, can you can you help walk
me through? Like what it is? It bothers? You got it? Yeah,
because good bothers her than something you know going on,
and she may want to talk about it. All right,

(01:02:27):
that's the therapeutic answer. You're welcome, Thank you, have a
great day. Was she breastfeeding whenever you're talking to her? No? No, no,
the baby was in the stroller. Oh okay, hey, people
just come up and talk to you close to your face. No, no, no,
we're a little bit away. I mean we're standing, you know,
five or six feet apart, and I mean you can
hear the baby because he's just got it. Here's one
more clip here you go. Oh, I say, be naked,

(01:02:49):
totally naked? Why because it's more comfortable. You're you're not restricted. Yeah,
it's I mean, it's it's a professional environment. It's not
you know, I've never had an issue. I've had lots
of massages an issue, thank you. Hey man, I never
had an issue. I get every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

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Let me, I'm gonna say, Kaylin a voice memo here. Hey,
we're talking about if it's weird to get a massage.
If I were to get a massage naked, would you
think that was weird? Underwear? No, that's what naked is. Yeah,
without my skin? What do you think if I were

(01:03:33):
to get massages totally naked? Is that weird to you?
Or is that no big deal? Send me a voice
memo back. I want to play it all right, thank you? Bye,
I love you. Yeah, give me public public love all right, bye? Okay,
so we'll get a voice memo back from her. You
guys can also put this up on Facebook again. Let
us know what you think. On the show though, we

(01:03:54):
vote is it weird? I vote no? No, yes, Lunchbox no,
my yes? Oh oh interesting Borgan no, okay, there's our winner.
It is not weird. According to the ship. Oh it's
so weird, especially because y'all have, like we know, we
have keep it all contained. Okay, Weirdoce Caitlin sent me

(01:04:21):
a voice memo. I'll play it for you, guys. I
haven't heard it yet. The question in the last segment
was if you're a dude and you go to get
a massage, can you do it naked? I say yes,
no big deal. Some of you folks say no. The
reason you have any clothing off in a massage is
because the parts that are not clothed need to be

(01:04:42):
rubbed by the massus. The parts that are covered by
you and underwear will not be touched by a masseuse,
or we will have problems. Fair enough, that was in
my back, But what if I entered my buttox and
then because sometimes you know, gotta get up in the
in that area. Yeah, and if I'm wearing long underwear,

(01:05:05):
oh should I just should? Where my my tho the
one where the butts are shown. I don't have anything.
I don't worry. What about that situation? Yeah, I'll send
it back to her. It's a great rebuttal. We'll see
if she gets back. Amy said, what because I'm not
wrong you guys either. I think if we did a
pull with massage therapists, they would mostly vote please warrior

(01:05:28):
underwear please. Okay, if any of you massage therapists out
there listening to call us eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby,
We'll see if she has me back before the segments over. Uh.
Speaking of fiance's, a Florida man forty eight years old
steals fiance's ring to propose to another woman. Oh my
goodness met them both on Okay Cupid before both dump

(01:05:51):
him and report him to the cops. Joseph Davis, forty eight,
is wanted for stealing a six thousand dollars engagement ring.
He's accused of given that jewelry to a second woman.
But he's just engaging, like crazy, Huh, why was he
really trying to get married to two? I feel like
he met one, proposed met someone he thought would be better, Like,

(01:06:12):
I feel like he just wanted to get married. Yeah,
and then he was trying to level up with somebody
new from Okay, but he had already proposed to someone.
So he's like, I gotta get that ring, but he
stole it. You get butter in the middle of the night,
trying to get it off her finger, all right, I
think she's asleep. You're trying to grease her up. Oh
my gosh, there's another story. Study shows people steal. A

(01:06:36):
new survey from the National Retail Federation says that people
are shoplifting more now than ten years ago, and they
go on to how the percentage is just up everywhere.
I think times there's a little harder right now too.
And then you gotta factor that in. I'll tell you
that when I was in Chatting our car got broken into.
And Chattanooga this past weekend, we were staying like a
courtyard marry in them downtown Chattanooga and we were shooting

(01:06:58):
breaking Bobby bones. Parked our car in the hotel parking lot.
We just went up and went to bed, woke up.
What we think is somebody had jimmy the door, like
slid the thing in because nothing was broken, but we
opened the doors. We get in there and everything is
out laying in the seats and I'm like, did you
leave all the masks out? We kep a bunch of

(01:07:19):
masks in the middle because we had to go in places.
And she was like no, and then she goes, oh,
somebody broke in. We were like what so the only
thing they stole because we don't I don't keep valuables
in the car. I had a carr jacket in there.
They took it, my favorite one, a big black one.
It was awesome they took that one. But luckily they
didn't break any windows. But there was just it was
like when my house got broken into, Like I couldn't

(01:07:41):
figure out. I was like, what's happened here? There's stuff everywhere. Huh,
you're just confused for a second because you don't remember
leaving stuff everywhere. And then the window was broken in
my house and there was a hammer on the ground. Yeah,
then it all made sense there. So what were gonna say, Oh,
I don't know. I just probably your car heart jacket

(01:08:02):
that is valuable right now because they're still popular. You know.
Did you see the woman on and I've been wearing
cart forever. Yeah, just to work, mostly not to be cool,
but if I have to do any any outdoor work stuff.
The woman who wrote the note on Facebook like, hey Cart,
we know people now are using this is be very trendy.
Please don't raise your prices because like we work in
this stuff. We wear it because we know it's going

(01:08:22):
to get ripped and torn eventually, but it's such a
great product that it takes a long time to rip
it and tear it. And if you start jacking up
your prices because all these Hollywood kids are wearing it,
you're gonna hurt us. There's a really wonderfully written Facebook message.
So I saw that, Oh we mess from Caitlin. Come on,
I know you're going to come back with that and
the massuse can rub your butt if you've entered it

(01:08:44):
so badly. The massous can rub your butt through your underwear.
And is this the hill you really want to die on?
That you need to get a massage with no underwear?
Why are you even fighting for this? Yeah, she thinks.
She thinks that you're really asking for yourself. Where's my thing?
My problem is I can't I wear wooden underwear, so
it's hard to I am not I'm gonnae message I am.

(01:09:08):
This is not a he'll. I even want to climb
up because I get massages in underwear if I get one.
But there was a listener who was asking saying that
her her boyfriend or her husband got one naked, and
I was like, I don't do that, I said, because
I want to respect my baby, my baby, Caitlin, I said,
but I don't see anything wrong with it. If it's preference,
thank you, love you. There. You go probably get anything

(01:09:32):
back after that. And that's a really bad argument on
her point, Like, if that's the case, we would just
leave all our clothes on and you can just miss
off my back. Well you could put on a song
if it's you're but then everything's covered and then your
butt is accessible. Problem solved. Here is voicemail number one
from last night. Don't forget you. Guys can call us
anytime you want after the show eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,

(01:09:54):
leave a voicemail. Here's number one more in studio. Yeah,
I'm calling. I just want to know whatever happened Ray Pelooza.
I know COVID happened and all the things, but when
are you going to celebrate Ray? He told you you
were going to have a party for him, and you
haven't just one him. No, thanks, guys, can't have a
party yet. And also it's almost hit that point where
it's just not gonna happen. I didn't get a birthday party.

(01:10:16):
We kept we're we're holding off on my fortieth birthday.
We're like, once COVID ends, we'll have the birthday party.
But don't you think now they're just not having that
birthday party? Yeah? Probably, don't you think Ray pelosi is
probably doesn't happen now because it's just kind of lasted
a long time. Yeah, but but birthday versus wedding party
fortieth birthday forty, it was gonna be a smash. I
still tell me about it. Yeah. I mean we had

(01:10:39):
we had we had a committee, we had meetings, we
were touring, doing site visits, getting estimates and quotes, like
we had all the things, and then boom, COVID came
and it was like, well, what are we doing. Let's
have the party. Dude, can't can't be responsible. No, no,
I'm saying, after we're done with everything, let's have the
fortieth party again. Actually all of us were like, wow,

(01:11:00):
we just saved a lot of money. Just kidding. I mean,
we could have a tone down version of rate Pullos
in the summer, because I think now at this point,
his wedding's coming gone. Yeah, I think it's just one
of those things that unfortunately happen. Here we go. If
she finds it disrespectful, there is something wrong with it.

(01:11:20):
I don't think that he would need Actually, I don't
know if Philistener was a weird girl, but whoever, that
person wouldn't need to get a massage naked, especially if
it makes their partner uncomfortable. There you go, right, I
can agree with that. I agree. I love you. I
want to go back home and be like what it's

(01:11:42):
time for the good news. A family of three arrived
in Portland, Oregon, and realized their travel agent had booked
them on a flight three thousand miles in the wrong direction.
Can you imagine? What is it? The Spanish speaking passengers
were expecting to arrive in Portland, Maine, and luckily for them,

(01:12:07):
there was a TSA agent who was like, it was
not right, guys, and he hung in there and helped
him get to the right spot. He saw the family
was confused and overwhelmed by the way. Who's just travel agent?
They should be in the story. I should be talking
about what bad jobs they did. The guy Martin Rios,
was not only there to book him on the correct flight.

(01:12:27):
He dug into his own pockets. He said, hey, I
know you're trying to get there. That wasn't a vacation.
He was like, let me spend some money to help
get you guys over here. So there and also about
the hospital. Everybody at the airport were like, hey, you know,
what do you think about this guy? Like this is
not surprising. This guy's helping people all the time. There's
just so many layers to this story. He also got
a big award, the Make the Connection Award. What did

(01:12:47):
they give away at the airport as well, how did
you not dear flight or travel agents? There are two
portlands that are fairly significant, one more significant, right Portland,
Oregan's a bigger city, but Portland Maine. I know it.
And if you're booking people to travel, don't you look
for those two letters. He's a traveler, that's his job.

(01:13:11):
I'm about to go crazy here anyway. Shout out to
Martin Rios tsa officer doing it for the folks. Also
give me some of his own money. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. We asked
we have a bunch of massage therapist on the phone,
if you wouldn't mind playing me that voicemail back one

(01:13:31):
final time because we had a girl call in and
say her boyfriend was getting massage naked or one of
massage naked. Was that weird? And I was like, no,
here here's the clip. Hey, Bobby Bones, I need some advice.
This is just kind of an issue that you know,
has come to my attention via my boyfriend who got
a massage today. This is just a little weird, but

(01:13:51):
he wanted to be completely naked in the massage and
not wear his boxers. What do you think should you
wear your boxers or getting a massage? Can you get
completely naked? If it's a female massus? Is that weird?
Let us know on the phone right now. We have
a lot of messuses or missus. I Danielle in Massachusetts

(01:14:12):
is online. Two. Hey Danielle, thank you for calling. What
do you think? Hey, morning studio morning. I would be
more concerned with the girl's issue as far as why
he's getting, you know, naked, like I don't. It doesn't matter.
It's so not a thing for a massage therapist. I

(01:14:33):
would be looking at why she's concerned about it in
the first place. I think there's bigger issues there. I agree.
I think it's not a big deal for me. My
personal preference would be not too because I wouldn't want
to expose anyone to accidentally my gross. I'm gross underneath
those sheets, like sometimes I look at me naked. Go.
But I don't think it's that big of a deal. Danielle.

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I appreciate that call. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Let's go to Jenny in Georgia, a female massus. Hey, Jenny,
Hey Bobby, how are you guys feeling? We're doing pretty good?
What do you think about this? No, it's not a
big deal at all. Once you're a massage therapist and
you take anatomy and pathology, you just don't look at
the human body like everybody else, and having your glutes

(01:15:17):
massage feels fantastic and it releases so many other muscles.
It affects the sciatica, it affects your handstring, it does
so much for you. Love it. Thank you for the call.
Massadica's been killing me so I don't even know where
that is really. Thank you. One more, Jenna and Louisiana,
you are a female massage therapist, would you please speak

(01:15:38):
on this? Hi. I actually have two things today. One
of them is where massage therapist not massuge. We are
trying to be viewed in the medical world as an
actual therapist that helps with pain management and um a

(01:16:00):
lot of disorders that people have that massage can it's
beneficial for um. Second is glute work is phenomenal. Um
it like the girl before me said, it helps with sciatica, hamstrings,
low back pain. Um it's And what a god decides

(01:16:23):
did wear underneath the drapes when he's straped is no
concern to me. I mean he's going to be draped
the whole time professionally, and there will be no issue
of being exposed. I mean you've had I mean every
call here is saying the same thing. Massage now. Well,

(01:16:46):
but again they're all going, this is not a thing. Now,
I guess it's not a thing. I thought, Well, I
guess I was. I'm not a massage therapist, so I yeah,
I'm not that professional. So I would rather guy where
his underwear if I didn't know him, because I don't
want to be doing the sheep thing to tuck it
under so I can massage glue and accidentally see his things. Well,

(01:17:10):
don't be twelve. I don't call him thingies, right, which
is why I'm not. I don't see the body in
a professional in atomic. Let me ask you a quick
as a really really non professional question about being a
massage therapist. Do we lose? Okay? Let me ask scared,

(01:17:33):
I'm here, Okay, play that again. I have a question.
This is not a professional question. It's me being childish.
But I genuinely wonder this because so many people have
brought up the glutes are you ever rubbing? It doesn't matter?
Guya girl? And then they fart yea, now is it
hard to stay perfect because again, if you're rubbing the glutes,

(01:17:53):
I'm just asking how you maintain some sense of hey,
I'm just here doing my job without snickering or laughing,
because I would be like oh, or just making them
feel like do you just ignore Okay, that's okay. Maybe
you ignore it, or you do say like go ahead
and completely you have to ignore it because it is

(01:18:13):
such an embarrassment. Could not just I mean for them,
they're more absolutely mortified, like completely mortified. You know, it's
just you have to ignore it and you have to
learn to breathe through your mouth. You can't breathe through
your mood. I don't want to eat it because I mean,

(01:18:35):
if it happened, you don't want to smell it. I
mean I would just be I feel like I would
be doing the glut rub and they'd go and I'd
be like and I never get a call back because
I couldn't control myself. Yeah. No, you have to make
them feel comfortable or or you have one ready to

(01:18:55):
and you do it and you'd be like I feel
You're like, well I'm the same here, baby. No, all right, hey, Janna,
thank you for that would be better, maybe we could
just normalize it. Yeah, of course it's a boy function, right,
But for whatever reason, it's so embarrassing. Janna, thank you,
have a great day so much. Oh, thank you. Oh no,
you go ahead, finish your sentence if we have one. Oh,

(01:19:15):
there's so much stigma around massage therapy as being so
many people sexualize it, and because it does in the
um the sex trafficking in the prostitution community, it is
such a cover. But there there's so much medical benefit

(01:19:39):
to massage therapy that it just it. We want the
massage therapy to be moved away from that. So women
that have boyfriends or husbands that get massage that are
actual massage therapists and aren't covers for prostitution and U

(01:20:01):
they need to take their mind away from it. Oh,
he's going to get this, but he's actually really going
to a massage therapist. I agree with that. Anytime I've
ever been hurt, the first thing I do call a
massage therapists and holding my toots the whole time. Hey,
thank you for that call. Um, let's see, we have
time for the news, all right. Still, all right, let's

(01:20:22):
go hit the news. Bobby's story. It turns out cheese
is not really bad for you, after all, have you
heard no cheese is the word? Several recent major studies
have found cheese got an unfair reputation in the past,
and quote, there's no evidence that leads to gaining weight,
heart disease, or diabetes. It might even be a little
bit good for you. Who did this is a cheese

(01:20:43):
counsel study. It comes from Wisconsin. Interesting, so they found
out that what really makes you gain weight are refined grains, potatoes,
processed meats. Cheese didn't really cost people to gain weight.
Sometimes it help people lose fat. The dean of the
Tough School of Nutrition Science at Massachusetts says, quote, there's
almost no evidence cheese causes weight gain, and in fact,

(01:21:05):
there's evidence that it's neutral at worst. I like this story.
I'm gonna wait for another one to come down or two,
because we've just been trained to think cheese is bad.
But I'm gonna go ahead and go I'm gonna put
this in the pile to look back on in a
couple of months. What's next? What's the next celebrity fad?
Diet all cheese, all time? That one? I'm into. Nice?
Come on, Paltrow, start that one up over at Goop.

(01:21:29):
Let's do another story, bobbies. Okay, one less seat and
for the space flight? Are we we redrawing names later?
Are you gonna pay the money? Yeah? Okay, lunch Bikes
has matched. Yeah, I mean, this is what happened on
the show. We all put in twenty bucks or five

(01:21:50):
of us Lunchbox his name was the last one out.
He is nominated to go to space. Have we already
put his name in yet? Have you already signed it?
He's in no, no, no, no, I'm saying, have you
already put the money into this? No? I haven't paid
because I knew we're doing this great, So I'm waiting.
Good and so Lunchbox has matched that one hundred dollars
to have us redraw. But this time there are three

(01:22:12):
there's seven people in. Okay, who we're gonna draw maybe
next segment, Okay, everybody. By the way, it looks like
two seats remain on the flight. A bone cancer survivor
to join the billionaire on the SpaceX flight after beating
bone cancer, Hayley Arsino figures rocketing into space. She'd be
a piece upcake, should be the youngest American in space

(01:22:33):
When she was ten. She had surgery at Saint Jude
to replace her knee and got a titanium rod in
her thigh bone. Still Limp suffers occaional like pain, but
it's been cleared for flight by SpaceX. She'll serve as
the crew's medical officer. She's twenty nine years old. She
did a physician assistant. Pretty cool, hunh. I love that.
I feel like, if we go to space, that's a
good go with someone. Yeah, who's already they've defied the odds,

(01:22:55):
so therefore, like, what's something another bad thing really happen
to them? I feel safe for going with her. Well,
we'll draw you in a minute and see who the
new person will be nominated by the show. And by
the way, Mike d is also getting married this summer.
He's our head writer on the show, and he hired
a Mariachi band for his wedding. Right, Mike, I did,
how are they expensive? And pretty expensive? While I was

(01:23:18):
reading this story, because they send a Maryachi band to
Ted Cruise's house, because you know, he went to Cancun,
Texas was suffering. So here's the clip. It's just music.
They sent a Mariachi band to his Houston home. The

(01:23:39):
tough thing about a Maryachi band. If you're at a
restaurant they come up to and they're playing right by
your table, you have to tip them. When they're playing
right at your table, and you're like, you can enjoy
the music. When it's a table over, yeah, you're like,
this is great. They're over there staring at that table
while they're eating. But when they come to your table,
you're like, oh well, and you also feel this weird pressure,
like the musicians are watching me eat well. They're not

(01:24:00):
gonna play unless you tell them like I want a saw. Nope,
not true. That's the ones I've been Really, they go
table to table. Heang. Those guys are forceful. They are.
It's like the window washer when you're at a traffic light.
They don't ask you would you like your window washing,
They don't wash it, and then they go, h come on,
give me a dollar, and sometimes you don't have a dollar. Okay,
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twenty bucks and then Lunchbox's name was drawn last. So
he was getting nominated to go to space. With that
one hundred entries, it's like a raffle what Saint Jude?
And so he said, I'm gonna match that. I'm gonna
pay another hundred dollars to go back into the hat
and we're all being drawn again. Everybody good. Yeah, the
last person standing, we will nominate to go to space

(01:26:11):
on this space what's it called SpaceX space Inspiration four?
There you go. You don't have scoopas microphone? No it
ain't okay, No, I don't hear you, Scooba. Steve is
gonna draw in the hat. We have seven names, Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Raimundo.

(01:26:32):
Keep scrolling for me, Morgan number two, and Mike d. However,
because Morgan number two wants to go, I don't feel
like she should be in it. I think it should
be anyone who's miserable at the notion of it. But
for those of us that are miserable, having her in
there decreases our eyes. I just paid one hundred dollars.
Aren't even more people in the Huey fair enough? But

(01:26:54):
if she gets it, it's not that fun for us
because she wants to go to space, but it's fun
for her because it's like a raffle for her. It's
still going to be scary for her. Oh, she's terrified.
She's trying to act tough. Yeah, all right, whatever, Like,
are we ready, Scuoba Steve. The first person not going
to space will be please please be me? Yeah? Really

(01:27:18):
shake him off? Come on, all right, Well your name
could have been next, and you're making him shake it off.
It's true. The next person we'll never know that's not
going to space is Yeah, it's my left Bobby. Yeah, Okay,
this is so stupid. I really need Morgan number two

(01:27:39):
to be out because anybody going for joy is not
joyful for me. About me? Next person up. My dear boy,
I am going home if this happens. I'm going home.
By the way, Scuba is shaking the hat up right
here in front of us. It's on camera. No funny
business happening. Close your eye, Scuba. Next person up, Come on,

(01:28:07):
I just don't believe this. Now there are four people left, Eddie, Lunchbox,
Morgan number two and Mike d the next Mikey's out.
There are only three left. That's it. You've got to
be kidding. Hold on, so stupid. This is exactly why
I was a little hesitant not to pay the hundred dollars,

(01:28:27):
because I know the world as it gets me. For
some reason, the last year has been awful to me.
And here we go again, all these people and my
name is still there. This is so dumb. Next person
that is eliminated, and we'll not go to spaces. Yeah, yeah, okay,

(01:28:47):
hold on, I am so amazing. We're split here, right.
It's the person that we want to see the most
versus person I don't listen, man, God, this is be
the murder house he went to. You think this is
why I'm sure gonna be myself to the show. And
this is how I get repaid. This is so dumb.

(01:29:09):
Can we all just vote and say, hey, let's let
Morgan to number two have it. Okay, let's take a vote.
Should we just let Morgan number two have it? No? Yeah,
just keep drawing. That's what we said we were gonna do.
Lunch box, do you want to draw the final name? Yeah, lunchboxes,
don't draw the Oh my god, you're gonna draw your own.
I better draw. Hold it up high, Hold it up high, lunchbox. Well,

(01:29:31):
he's gonna draw. Don't look. Don't look at the paper
yet herself. Don't look at the paper if he draws Okay,
he wants to draw his name because he's eliminated. Yeah,
all right, open it up, Open it up, lunch box.

(01:29:52):
You drew the last name. I see it. If you
got your microphone, If that's Morgan number two in your hand,
you have lost again. I know I'm lost because Scooba
automatically started laughing. He looked at the sheet of papers
I'm working on. You drew it, Go ahead, working number

(01:30:17):
two himself. There's no way, there's nay. Let me see
other shot paper. Oh god, but you and you drew

(01:30:42):
it yourself. How does that make you feel? I mean
even worse than the dude before. This is so, this
is awful. He already paid the other money, Scooba. He
is maybe nothing. He steals men twenty bucks? No one, now, yeah,
any will you got cash in there? That's our roll
ballers roll of cash. There's a one hundred and twenty dollars.

(01:31:06):
That's two hundrey you got you got changed? What do
you think he is a cash match? When you ball,
you ball? What can I say? You always got to
have one hundred dollars in your pocket. Just make sure
people know you got money. Now he's putting on his
tough exterior. Gosh, all right, so another hundred we re draw. No,
now that's two hundred because you got to match the pot.
Oh he has changed. Dang it. I don't want to
go Okay, yeah that's well, you're not sorry. This could

(01:31:34):
actually be a really cool thing, like you're one of
the few people in the world. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
start going to match it. Let us know now the
two hundred we're gonna submit it today. Give me a minute.
I mean, I'm emotionally distraught right now. This is I
don't know how that happened. You drew it yourself. I
understand I drew, but how did I make it all

(01:31:56):
the way through there to the final two? Oh? You think?
Do you want to draw everyone's name? Good time? The
wife of El Chappo was arrested for international drugs. Oh yeah,
you can't expected that to happen. Huh. Oh yeah. If
you were hurt, don't you think you just get out
for a minute. Could you know their eyeballing you? Or

(01:32:20):
don't slip up? I guess. The wife of El Choppo
was arrested in the United States and accused of helping
her husband run his multi billion dollar cartel and plot
his escape from Mexican prison of twenty fifteen. You couldn't
get someone to do it, El Choppo. That wasn't your wife.
That just feels dirty, like you got her to do
it because you know they're watching her. Yeah, or she's
just that loyal and you know, love makes you do

(01:32:43):
crazy things. They have two daughters. So she's been charged,
she's in trouble, and now she shall go to jail
for a long time. But why would she fly to
the United States. That's what I don't get. If she
was in Washington Doles Airport, just stay in Mexico, Like,
what are you doing? I guess that's like us telling
people don't drive. You're rich, get uber, get a driver,

(01:33:04):
and they still drive if they've been drinking. Yeah, yeah,
thank you. Don't not say that part. It's just said,
don't drive. I don't believe your house. If you could
pick one age to the rest of your life, you
just stay at that age. But you can't be eighteen
with the money that you've made, at forty, with the

(01:33:26):
things that you've learned at thirty two, right, So what
age would you be amy, I'm going with my age
right now, thirty nine. I probably could go older, but
I don't really know what's gonna come in my forties.
But at thirty nine, yeah, I like the wisdom that
I have and the knowledge I've gained this last year,
not only about myself but a lot of things. So

(01:33:48):
and I feel great. I don't feel not that you
shouldn't feel great at thirty nine, but I don't feel
thirty nine, So I don't mind being thirty nine. A
new survey ask people I they could choose one age
to be the rest of their lives, what they choose.
The most common answer was thirty six. Okay. The survey
also found more than half people say they look around
five years younger than they actually look or feel are
you winning at me because you look younger than you look.

(01:34:10):
Most of these people say they think they do, but
they don't. But you do. Oh thank you, Yeah, lunchbox,
what age would you look? I would have said twenty one,
but that's too young, So I would say twenty five
because I already was getting some fame at that point.
I had my own house and it was like a brothel.
I was bringing chicks back all the time. Okay, that's

(01:34:31):
not something that's funny to say. That's the knowledge you need.
Yeah you don't. You still don't have. No, it was
like actual when I was in my prime. Now you
could just say it was like a revolving door of girls.
You don't have to go brothel? Yeah, who goes good it? Eddie? Yeah?
Now mine's the opposite of that. Like And that was

(01:34:51):
the game changer for sure, was the knowledge and everything.
So I'm gonna go forty. I'm forty one now about
to be forty two, but I'm gonna go forty because
I just I changed a lot in my life. I
really embraced being a dad. We got foster kids at
that point, and then my marriage was the strongest at
that point, and I just kind of realized the important
things in life. And it all happened when I was forty.

(01:35:13):
So let's do that, Ramondo, what about you easily sixteen?
You can't beat sweet sweet sixteen. I was playing sports
and I just started driving, so you kind of got
that freedom. Honestly, it doesn't beat that. Guys have sweet sixteen.
Did you really say you to sweet sixteen? Yeah? Limo
came and picked me and my brother up in the school.

(01:35:35):
You had a sweet sixteen party. Yeah, it was the
biggest one. The most we celebrated for a birthday was sixteen.
What else you do? There? Went and got pizza, had
all our friends in there, limoed up and down, went
back to my parents' house, continued the party. We're playing
video games. It was awesome. I would go right now
for me, which is yeah, right now today, but for
people that don't know you're age oh, twenty eight forty,

(01:36:00):
but it would be right now. Like I physically I'm good,
like I'm good, and also I've just got engaged, like
all that's really important to me. So like right now.
That's cool though most of us feel like in the
last couple of years we've kind of hit our stride.
It's great. I think that's inspiring people to hear too
that maybe you're a little scared of getting older. Maybe
got a thirty two year old out there listening, going,

(01:36:20):
I don't know if I want to get older. Hey man,
it's rocking for me. Yeah, like I'm just now starting
to figure this thing out. Well, doesn't mean like, yeah,
everything's great, but you get a with with age. If
you put in the work, you get a certain perspective
that allows you to navigate some of the things through
life and appreciate them. Yeah, multi that perspective is I
don't have time for bullcrap people give me that I

(01:36:41):
don't care about, that's it, and waste my time on
people that there's no need to waste time on. People
are situations. Don't gotta fake it anymore, don't like it,
don't do it, that's it. Usually people don't do that
till they're really old. But yeah, good for you. Well,
has Amazon run the name Alexa dad is showing that

(01:37:02):
no one is naming their kids Alexa anymore. That would
be such a curse to name your kid Alexa. Now,
like I know people whose kid is named Alexa and
they're like four or five, six years old. They were
pre Alexa. They were so and it's a great name.
But it's tough because Alexa is now just known as
the person you talk to inside the little computer whatever,

(01:37:25):
whatever model that thing is. It's spying on you in
your house. That's what you call it. Alexa. Do you
have an Alexis duel? Yeah, I have the TV one Alexa,
the Echo. I can video with people. She's spying on
all the things. Yeah, Alexa in the United States drop
to six thousand, thousandth place. I can't think of one
thousand names. How is there six thousand places? It's a

(01:37:48):
lot of names. That is a lot of names. But yeah, Alexa.
What's another name that you wouldn't name a kid because
it's so synonymous? Serious Karen something Karen is No, No
one is their kids siing anyway you would name your
kid and he's like big bird that was never Yeah,
Karen's a good one. Like Karen's a good one. I
think it'll probably take twenty years for that one to

(01:38:10):
go away and to start again. El Chopo chester Chester
because but I'm saying that's why, because when anybody hears
that name, it just rhymes. Can you guys think of
any other names? Oh? I never knew my name was
an old person's name until about three months ago. Bobby, Yeah,

(01:38:33):
what is it? I feel like Bob is well. I
was like Kaylin I was talking about her names, and
I was like, I got a young name, Bobby. It's
not Bob, it's not Robert. And she was like, look
and see what year that that name was most popular.
So I went and it was like nineteen twenty seven
or nineteen thirty. Yeah, And it shows the scale of
people being named Bobby and a little bit. I've been
hurt by that. I thought I had a young man's name.

(01:38:56):
Nineteen thirty is the year Bobby gained the most popularity
a baby name, in nineteen thirty, when usage went up
one hundred and thirty percent. I wonder what happened with
a Bobby there in nineteen thirty. Mm hmm, thank you.
But you're just Bobby. You're not even Robert Bobby. No,
I mean no, no, not Robert. No, I'm not Bob
and I'll never be Bob Bob to me sounds like

(01:39:17):
like you almost have to be bald to be named Bob.
Right when people call you Bob, it's all like the
record screeches, like her, what do they call him? Yeah? Yeah?
Sometimes people are like, hey, Bob, like they're trying to
go a little too quick on that. We're buds, but
my buds don't call me Bob. Hey Bob, come on, well,
come on over here for a second. And I'm like, one,
we just met, and two that's not my name. Our
CEO is Bob and he has a full head of hair.

(01:39:39):
I know that's true, but I'm telling you my mind
I think of a Bob. It's being I'm trying to
think a guy that bald, Bob Ross had a lot
of hair. True, you, guys, there's no logic to why
I think this Bob Barker head here too. Huh. Yeah
he's still okay? Oh? Has is he still alive? Were really?
Pets are good for him? Yeah? I think he is, guys.

(01:40:00):
We celebrate him for he's nine. He would fall into
that game we play sometimes of is the celebrity alive
or dead? Okay, let's play a quick quick round. Betty
White alive alive? Right? Pat say, Jack alive live, that's correct.

(01:40:20):
How about Sean Connery, He's alive? He just right didn't
I thought he was, like yo, how about Tony Bennett,
He's alive, he's alive. He still sings with Lady Gaga barely.

(01:40:40):
I think he's just said no, no, he didn't come.
There weren't a story. He was just barely alive, that's
what the story said. But the story the story was
he's been dealing with dementia, but it didn't say it
don't have been apparently alive with you. Well, let me
give m a shot out. He can sing amazingly. I
saw him in concert. It happened. He was great between

(01:41:00):
the bronco, him and Lady Gaga put on a great show. Okay,
how about sorry Tony, let's see let's see celebrities here. Okay,
I think we're fun. Game from Mike to give me something.

(01:41:22):
Mike's giving me. I tried to do this game a
while back, remember, but they were all dead and I
was like, oh, this isn't he gives us eight people
we were like dead? Yeah, Like well that wasn't. We
just get sad at the game. Dick Van Dyke, you
know who that is yeah, okay, of course I know
ditmate gives Dick's name. You know what, no kids being

(01:41:50):
named Dick anymore. Well, it's technically Richard, I get it.
But still I don't know why you would ever make
that transition of like, you know what, yeah, go ahead
and make my nickname Dick, because I think there's a
different connotation in the old days. Dick van Dyke is alive.
Oh oh see, guy, what about Julie Andrews? Who she's dead?

(01:42:13):
She's alive, she's alive. I have killed everyone. Julie Andrews,
Mary Poppins, the original somewhere wait just sound of music music.
I was watching this video of Julie Andrews. It was
like maybe the Oscars way back in the day is
black and white. And the story was that Julie Andrews
got passed over for she was doing a show on Broadway.
They were doing a movie on that show, and they

(01:42:34):
didn't cast her, and so they went and cast Audrey
Hepburn and she was like, wait, I'm a big actress,
You're not gonna cast me. So she got turned down
for the role. Instead, she went and took Mary Poppins
as a fallback. Well, no one expected Mary Poppins to
be nominated for any Academy Awards. Mary Poppins gets nominated
for every Academy Award. She wins Best Actress. She goes
up to give the speech. It's a black and white.
She's very sweet and she goes I like to think

(01:42:54):
she's thinking people, and then she thinks director. Except it
wasn't her director. It was the director that turned her
down for the movie. And the crowds like and it
was like, that's like nineteen thirty shade right there. That's
really cool. Carol Burnett dead, alive, alive seven? I gotta
stop guessing. Okay, yeah, Valerie Bartnelly alive? Are you guys?

(01:43:17):
I think? Unfortunately, rest in peace? Unfortunately. She hosts kids
baking Championships. Unfortunately. Oh man, we all be unfortunate. By
the way, anytime you have to pick someone. Okay, we're done.
It's time for a Raymundo announcement. I thought maybe we'd
hold off for a little bit on this, but Raymundo

(01:43:38):
now thinks he's going to be on The Big Brother Show,
like for sure, he's calling it right now, right right, Yeah,
So I ended up I was getting tagged on Instagram
ended up finding one of the new producers for Big
Brother their Instagram and he even put a post up
and he said, if you feel like you should be
nominated for Big Brother, or you like somebody in your

(01:43:58):
friend circle, nominate them. And he and I messaged him
and I go, hey, man, I've always loved the show.
I've applied so many times. I even applied this season,
And I go, do you think I have a shot?
And so I was a little nervous. It took him
a couple of days and then finally he responds to
me yea. And I'm like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I pull up the message and he goes, We've had

(01:44:19):
so many people tag you, recommend you reference you. He goes, dude,
you're definitely on our radar, and April first is the
day you will hear by Yea. Ray made it sound
like to me he was for sure on the show.
The feedback I got and the fact that even responded
to me, I think it was pretty positive. And but

(01:44:40):
he goes, don't you know, don't just sit out and
wait it for the entire year, but that remember that
dayton April, and as long as you applied online. He's like, dude,
things are going in the right direction for you. But
I mean he can't tell me definitively, but I mean
that was a great feeling, a good positive direction move
for sure. Why don't we line him up? I can
talk to him. Yeah, I've been messages him DM on Instagram.

(01:45:02):
I'd like to talk to him on the show. Raymundo's
dream has is to be on Big Brother. What day
to get Ray? Did he tell you April first? So
a month and a half. I wouldn't trust it. That's
April Fool's day, bro, Yo, good call. I mean usually
that is when it is because they filmed her in
the summer. I don't know what to tell you. Uh.
I was looking at your Instagram to see if he

(01:45:23):
looked at you and thought you'd have a shot, because
you know, they'll put some people on just based on
their following. Raymundo has one hundred and fourteen thousand Instagram followers.
Solid his name is just Sison on there. I mean
his screen name is s s Z and Raymundo. But
if it just has Sison, he writes Texas State represent
iHeart media YouTube Angel investor YouTube no Angel investor. I

(01:45:49):
guess both of those. Ray, how are you an angel
investor in anything? Me and Billy? I mean, I give
him ten dollars here to invest in something. He gives
me ten dollars, So I mean it's not stuff I
talk about. But they're out there ten dollars, I mean,
sometimes fifty, sometimes one hundred. But I mean I don't
like to necessarily say the companies, but I put a
little bit in here. Buddy needs some help with a

(01:46:09):
start up. Here you go, here's twenty bucks. You know,
most angel investors are like these guys that are like, yeah,
but ten million to do this right? And you don't
want to say what you're an angel investing in? No,
because I mean that's not really my point of it.
My point is to just help a friend out and
if it blows up, I mean, then I become I
make money. If not, I mean a lot of them

(01:46:30):
are going to fail, which I'm fine with. Have you
made any money off being an angel investor at this point? No,
but I mean I'm hopeful. And then why do you
have YouTube written your profile? If you search me on YouTube,
I've got tons of videos on there through the show.
You mean the show has you inside of the show's videos. Yeah, yeah,

(01:46:52):
I mean YouTube's a big platform, so I put on there.
I'm a YouTube star. Okay, see if you can get
this producer to come on the show. I think if
we talk to him, it's a guy, right yep, And
everybody go tag what's his tag name? Ray? We bring
tag on Instagram? Tag you Chris E Casting on Instagram

(01:47:15):
c h R. I s the letter E in then casting. Okay,
we want everybody to go over there and tag Raymundo
and say, hey, put Ray Mundo at SIS and Raymundo
on Big Brother. Can everybody do that today? Yes? Okay?
And Ray you will leave the show, but you will
come back to the show. You will not move and
try to start your Hollywood dreams after this, right? Is

(01:47:35):
that a confirmation? Correct? A lot of people leap frog
it in LA. I mean not me. I love it
here in Tennessee. Honestly, what what other person from Big
Brother's ever done big things? After um? There was a
doctor Will Kirby. He ended up launching a pharmaceuticals company,
and then he ends up doing a bunch of skincare
laser away. They turned it into a lot of other

(01:47:57):
different things. It's not just big brother. Oh, go to appearances.
They're able than to if they have a product, then
they blow it up all that kind of stuff. Okay,
he's already a doctor though before, right correct? Okay, yeah,
I mean he had certain probably innovative he created this thing,
but then he was given this platform. So Bobby, this
is what he can blow up the Bobby Bones show.

(01:48:18):
All right, Raymundo, we got your back you. Here are
your top three songs in country music this week. At
number three, Parmeley and Blanco Brown just Away, I love
you girl, need to make faces Ice you call your confirmations.
That called good full base. At number two, Luke Combs

(01:48:41):
Better together. Some things just go better together, and probably
always we lack A cup of coffee and a sunrise,
And at number one, Darius Rutger Beers and Sunshine Shine
Summer Time. The number one pop song is from Ariana

(01:49:06):
Grande thirty four thirty five, Can You Stay her? Goodness?
We've talked about this. You know what that means? Now,
nice Eddie, you know what that means? Right? No, I don't.
Ariana Grande's song thirty four thirty five. Maybe maybe she's
feeling in between those ages. Okay, listen to it again,

(01:49:26):
if you'll start this over at the beginning, right, this
is that Cliff, can you stay her? Goodness? I'm assuming
with your kids you've heard this song. Yeah, sure, of course,
thirty four thirty five. Your guess is she's in between
those ages feeling it. Yeah, she's feeling like I don't
I'm somewhere around thirty four thirty five. But in reality,
she's doing like twenty six or something. Right, Maybe she's
feeling older that day. Interesting, No, that's not it. Any

(01:49:49):
other guesses she's trying to stay up in the middle
of nine. Maybe she's on military time. Well, there's no
thirty four hour right, good point. She's twenty seven years old.
By the way, Oh no, I got I got nothing. Man.
What happens when you had thirty four and thirty five together?
Oh it's your number? Hey, Also, look on my trip.

(01:50:10):
Where did you get that? Somebody sent me? Oh, Mike
signs our friend sent me a razorback football T shirt
and you get put your name on the back of
like a jersey, so it says bones. And then number
sixty nine. We're ten years old. That's what that song means.
And then the number one hip hop song by Yeah

(01:50:33):
Megan the Stallion. That song is catchy, crazy curby Waking Fee.
The whole hook is so simple that I hear some
of my songwriter friends go, oh, I could have done that. Okay, well,
why did you do it? I know that's always your response,
why didn't you do it? If you could have done it,
why didn't you do it? Why don't you make a
millions of dollars? When I'm really catchy, simple hook, I
couldn't think of ya. It's like when Sam Hunt blew

(01:50:57):
up everyone spot with body like a back road. Oh
maybe we should have written Now you haven't. Then you
still haven't. Now that's it, And I'm gonna ask you
this favor if, if you're listening live or on the podcast,
if you wouldn't mind going over and rating this podcast,
give it how many stars? Might give it five stars
and write us a nice review, because sometimes people go

(01:51:18):
over there and like to say mean stuff about us.
We don't like that. We do we team No, No,
all right, thank you guys. See tomorrow by Everybody

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