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(01:06):
This is the Body Bones Show. Now, good morning, Welcome
to Tuesday's show. Excited today and my book comes out
a paperback, which is exciting for me. It is a
big day for me. I mean, I'm I'm actually excited
about that. I like it on paperback because it doesn't
cost near as much. And it's kind of guilty being like, hey,

(01:29):
I have a book out of sixteen and it's not
that's easier to keep in your bag. It was just cheaper.
I just didn't think it was worth what, you know, whatever.
But I have a book out called Bare Bones and
you can Amazon Primate two or it's at the bookstore today.
So that's exciting. The Taylor Swift stories crazy, But did
you know this about Taylor Swifts songs and now she
keeps them so Taylor Swift and and this is smart

(01:50):
and people were giving her a hard time about it.
But she's very protective of her music before it comes out.
And Ed Sheer was talking about this. He said she
would never send new songs either had to be with
her or once I was in San Francisco. They sent
someone with the locked briefcase and an iPad and one
song on it. They flew to San Francisco, played the

(02:10):
song and then asked if I liked it, and I
was like yeah, and they took it back. So, and
the reason is so knowing it doesn't leak because it's
millions of dollars. Like if a song comes out and
it's leaked and people start getting it for free, it's
millions of dollars gone. And so I mean not that
was pretty crazy that it goes to that extent. Yeah,
it does seem crazy, but then when you break it
down like, okay, this is a business like and then yeah,

(02:31):
you have to treat it as such, like sure, that's
how they handle the KFC Chicken recipe said. Sometimes I'll
have to tell me something good and I'll send Ray
over to Amy's with it to look at it. So
another show didn't steal it and Rails show up, right
yeah yeah, and it takes it over and he's like
you look at you like the story and she's like yeah,
And he takes her back, puts in his pocket, gets
in the car, and goes back home. This is a business,
you know, it's a business. It's a multidollar business. All right,

(02:55):
let's get started here. On Tuesday's show, Bob recognizing people
doing cool things. I saw this in the news. So
this girl, she was a high school sophomore. She was
working at a McDonald's in Indianapolis when she overheard a
mom asking for a specific toy for the sun's happy though.

(03:16):
And so the mom said like this, and there weren't anymore,
and the kid at autism and so that's the one
that he wanted. So what she did she went to
the manager. The girl who worked out was like, hey,
there's one, but it's in the display. I did you
get out of the display, But you have to take
the whole display apart. So she went over, took the
whole display apart. Manager. No, the girl worked there, Yeah,
and got the toy out of it. And it took

(03:38):
like twenty minutes. His man the whole thing, got the
toy for the kid and gave it to him. A
cool that means little things man. That was I see
you Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones Show stories its
producer Ray. In northern California, the water level dropped at
the Orville Damn. The nation's tallest damn. So that's good news.

(03:59):
It's still threat so the two hundred thousand people that
evacuated still have to wait for the all clear. In sports,
Yukon women's basketball team wonder one hundred straight game, a
crazy record. So congrats to them and finally, hope you
have a great Valentine's Day today, Big Bobby Bones show,

(04:21):
Let's go by Bones Show. I laughed that lad At
raised news earlier because his third story was Valentine's Day.
That was his whole third story. Well maybe that's his
news stories. Remind people that is there just not other news. Well,

(04:43):
a holiday following falling on the week is kind of
a big thing. It's everybody. Valentine's Day is a huge
day for gifts, reminders, it's a big story. Yeah, just
asking out of all that. I I was walking to
the hall because right as the news and I really going,
you know, and I hear and finally in the news

(05:04):
it's Valentine's Day, all right? That should I was like
not the heaviest of news days. He did talk about
the damn in California. I was just there, like literally
at that exact five where the water had receded a bit,
but they've evacuated two hundred thousand people in northern California
because they're like, this thing is starting to fall apart

(05:24):
and the water could come out. And the headline was
yesterday that it could be a hundred ft feet deep
for like forty miles or whatever it was. Now the
good news is it's backed off a bit, but that
doesn't mean it's over right now. But some listeners who
I met this weekend in Chico and Fresno, No No,
and Chico and Sacramento, they were like, dude, you got

(05:46):
I just in time, but I had no idea. We
have an Australian girl named Nikita Carmen who opens up
and it's so big. The water was so flooded. I
convinced her that was the Mississippi River because it was
so wide and big, and she was like, oh, look
at that. I didn't know it was. And I was like, yeah,
but it was that bit, like it literally was that
big water. But that story is crazy. Ray was talking

(06:08):
about that, but see that's a news story. Ray. Yeah,
but also but also breaking. I didn't wake up this
morning and my girlfriend made me rose bacon. What does
that mean? Is that bacon in the shape of a
rose sort of its First of all, I don't do
bacon bacon. It's turkey bacon in the shape made into

(06:29):
like roses with a little they'd wrap up and make
roses and then covered in like a little bit of
maple syrup. It's very cute. Had one little piece. It's
because man, I can have so much bacon, period. But
it was really good. I don't know interest and there
was the newspaper did a story and I posted both
of these on my snapchat Bobby Bones show. They did
a story and I don't know, they said something nice

(06:52):
about me, like Music's big heart or something. He reads
a bunch of money. But she had that digital image
made and framed it instead of the newspaper so it
would last. That's awesome. So yeah it was not Yeah,
I love it. That's awful. So you already got your
Valentine's gift knowing her. No, there's more, probably, Okay, you

(07:13):
should be excited about. Got amy a big candy chocolate
heart today brought that in. No, it is I hadn't
put after the show's name on there because I need
them to get it. Says I can share with everybody
in the room except for you. No, it doesn't. Yes
it does. Crap, I bought it already. I don't need it.

(07:34):
Got you Tuesday good news. Right now, it's all about positivity.
We do try to bring as much of it as
we possibly can't to you. It's crazy Uber driver named Brandy.
She is always finding stuff in her back seat because
people just leave things. And so she has a Toyota
Prius and a woman left a dog there. What and

(08:00):
then she couldn't find the dog's owner. No luck, the
Uber account was just connected like goodbye, So she adopted
the dog. Wow, crazy huh. Uber driver adopts pitbull left
in her car by passenger. That's her dog. Now they
tried everything, They tried everybody to find the owner. Really well,

(08:21):
I'm glad you wanted it. Um. A hundred and fifty
year old wedding dress that was lost at a dry
cleaner's has been found. See, a woman dropped off the
dress get cleaned. It belonged to her great great grandmother
and like right after she dropped off the dry cleaners,
the dry cleaners shut down closed, so she like wasn't
ever going to get the dress back. Well, then it
was she put something on social media. It got shared
over two hundred thousand times. The nephew of the landlord

(08:44):
of the dry cleaner saw the post and made his
uncle sift through the piles and they found it. That's crazy.
That's a good one, lunch box, Give me something good.
Shelley Crooks was gonna go on a little Forday hike
right around Christmas time, spent a couple of nights out
in the wilderness. Well, she got law. Six weeks later.
She was found alive. She survived by eating bugs. Six weeks.

(09:06):
My husband said, the ants taste the best. I wonder
what ladybugs tastes like, because they're all over my house.
I have a good logs. Apparently I have ladybugs all
over my house. I gotta get a braid or something. Wow.
Six weeks and and you're your husband's like headed like
love off ants, bugs or the wilder And I don't know.

(09:27):
That's why I don't mess with that, dude. People tell
me all the time, you should mess with it, and
I'm like, nope, I'm not messing on that show. Let's
go out show our male listeners give me a bunch

(09:49):
of crap for doing yoga. O God, I guess because
it's not a manly thing to do. I have a
list of famous guys who do yoga, just like just
like me. Yeah, Robert Downey, June, what do you Harolds No,
not iced man, iron Man, that's right, Yeah, Russell Brand,

(10:09):
he teaches yoga. Oh, really interesting. I think it's very
like spiritual Adam Levine. He even says he does yoga
before going on stage, sting, Matthew McConaughey, John bon Jovi.
Why do I haven't come with all these guys yoga?
That's basically just it. Yeah, I read that. I went
to yoga yesterday and one of our friends, I don't

(10:30):
want to um, I don't know if she allowed me
to say it, but an artist friend of ours was
the first time ever doing yoga ever, And then we
were in a class together and I was like, just
don't don't worry about it. Just look up you No,
you don't feel weird about it. Just ran randomly ran
into her. She walked in the class and I was like,
what up? But she was like, oh no, were you like?

(10:53):
Oh no, because apparently you don't like doing yoga in
front of people, you know, I like doing in front
of people don't know what they're doing because that's like
all stars. So now were like the one that was like, here,
you do it this way. Now you're the expert. Well
we were away from each other, but um, yeah it
was good. She'll come in eventually again and we'll talk
about it. But yeah it was fine. Like I liked that. Man,
it makes me sweat and then I walk out of it it.

(11:13):
I felt like I did something and I can touch
my toes now and stretched down? Did you do yoga?
I ended up boxing again. Amy's always got how do
me with the manly stuff? Always I'm like, I got
in a shove and match upter shows. Oh yeah, I'll
got in a street fight with knives and I'm like, oh,
come on, don't worry. I'm not very good. I mean,
I'm sort of good, but my fingers are. I'm sort

(11:34):
of good. I really feel like I'm a natural. I
just needed to nail down my form. So are you
thinking about getting in the ring yourself, maybe at some
point and actually boxing someone? Maybe maybe there's some girls
I meant to do it. They actually fight each other,
They actually fight each other. And our Facebook live ago nuts.
If we could fix the live boxing somebody for real. Okay, okay,

(11:56):
no stop, I got get to do it. Here's the
latest from Nashville and tullywood Amy's thirty second skinny. So
if you're wondering Thomas Rhett's secret to keeping the romance
alive and his marriage, he says it all starts in
the morning. He's all about little things throughout the day.
But if he can wake up and go do something

(12:18):
special like unload the dishwasher first thing, she notices that
sort of stuff and they have a better day, which
leads to a better night. That's all right. So it's
Valentine's Day and Dirk's Ventley thinks that Valentine's Day is
one of the most stressful days of the year. He
said that a lot of guys out there just find

(12:39):
it really difficult and stressful to find something you know
that she wants to do or you can do together.
It's pressure. Yeah, we need to be pressed. He even said,
you don't get the wrong thing, or you say too much,
or you don't get the right thing. I'm sorry. And
she's wanting to get engaged faster than you want to
get engaged. I don't know what he's saying. With all that,
but still it's okay. We right, we deserve right, we

(13:02):
need a pressure. I feel like it's like what you
say about Valentine's Day. Sometimes guys are like, I don't
really know what to do, so I'll just propose. Oh yeah,
that happen. That's gonna happen a lot. Yeah, it's gonna
happen a lot today. I'm Amy. That's your thirty seconds
skinny show today. This story comes to us from New Jersey.

(13:22):
A forty five year old man broke into a convenience store,
stole six hundred and fifty dollars worth of goods, ran
out the back. Police run their way. He heard the
long going off, so he dove in the snow and
covered himself up, thinking they would just leave. Spent forty
five minutes in the snow, got frost bite and had
to call nine one one to be rescued. Wow, I'm

(13:44):
a bunch box. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Get your bones Bobby on Snapchat. He sort of Bobby
Bones show, Bobby Bones transmitting in America. This is the
bull the Bobby Bone Show. Quite the hubb of yesterday.

(14:10):
About a call we did Monday Morning Confessions on the
show and a mom called in and said, hey, you know,
my confession is I had a baby, and then we
went to the liquors. Listen to this. Yeah, so my
confession is a parent confession. So we came home with
our baby girl, and before having her, we were big
whiskey drinkers, and so we were super excited finally get

(14:30):
to drink again. So we stopped by the liquor store,
went on in, locked the car, got in the liquor store,
We're looking at whiskeys and then I was like, did
we still get something? And we've got our baby girl
in the car. Blocks cars just got out said run
back out like scraps. Bad mom moment. People were going

(14:51):
crazy on my Instagram because I posted a video of
this and they were able to just comment about it
over and over again, lots of fights. It turned into
you know, that's what normal moms do. They forget that's
a bad mom. They got kind of crazy over on Instagram.
It's Mr Bobby Bones if you want to see that.
But I thought about that last night and I've come
to conclusion that I think that's a pretty bad mom.

(15:15):
In the middle of the show, I was like, man,
this is crazy and this doesn't seem right. But I
hate to just throw judgment down and be like that
because I don't know what's like to be a parent.
But the more I thought about it was like the day,
the one day you after you get the baby, I
don't care if it's let's take liquor store out of it.
Let's say you're going into the fruit store or the
baby bottle store one day. That's a bad parent. So

(15:38):
I would just like to make my statement that I
just think that was a bad parenting move. We all
make bad moves. Luckily nobody was hurt. Yeah, luckily because
that Monday Morning Confessions. Mark this down on the calendar.
One day somebody's gonna confess something. It's gonna make the news.
That one's pretty close that you want to see the
video and see the comments. It's on my Instagram. Mr

(16:00):
Bobby Bones bad parent or not? Man, I'm going bad parent?
Yeah yeah, And this is coming for me a super
forgetful person. And by the way, keep calling with the
confessions every Monday Morning on the show. We definitely want
those to keep flowing in judgment. No judgment here. I
just wanted to aficially comment on that because it happened yesterday,

(16:22):
and I think get to do it. Okay, I got
a question for you. The first one of these appeared
a hundred and ninety five years ago. What is it?
The first one of these appeared a hundred and ninety
five years ago. I don't think you're ever going to
get it, so I said, you're never gone again, never

(16:45):
never gone. Get it? The phone numbers eight seven, seven
seventy seven, Bobby. Now, question is can you get it?
The first one of these appeared a hundred ninety five
years ago. Ever gonna get it? Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby.
This is show. There's a lot of pressure for today

(17:24):
on Valentine's Day for guys. But that's okay. I think
a lot of guys need the pressure to perform, oh,
to bring their a game, not a chance. It's like
you have to like if there's an a game to
be brought, this is when you have to do it.
And today people are last minuting it. It doesn't matter
how I get it gets done. Like if you make
a term paper, that's just a don't matter. If you cram,

(17:46):
matter if you study three months early. As long as
you make an as long as you make an a
but guys sometimes need that nudge. Can we like gay man?
We don't know what do do? Were you playing ahead? Yeah?
But I'm telling you with tonight, this is such a
low key thing for us as a couple that we're
just gonna go enjoy it, you know. Yeah. And we've
also been dating a while now too, and friends for

(18:08):
longer than that. We're not even like honeymoon stage. We're
way beyond that. But you'll travel sometimes apart. It's like
you've got that honeymoon is situation happening? Ishka. We Yeah,
she's on the road a lot, and I'm on the
road sum and then do the show. So yeah, that's good.
We're just gonna hang out. We have kind of early dinner,

(18:29):
which is late for me because they diner at four
o'clock usually, So I'm how many courses is it? It's
waffle house? How many of you want to bring it home? Babe?
So let's do this. Never gonna get it. The first
one of these appeared one hundred nine five years ago.

(18:49):
Do you think Kurt and Richmond, Virginia? How are you? Why?
Kurt Oh? Alexander Graham Bell introduced the telephone Dane. Did
somebody google No, I didn't think so, because you're wrong
saying the thing you can't google already tried it, Like I,

(19:10):
I google check these answers most of the time because
I know how people are. I know I know what
they do. I know what I would do. Now, that's
not it. Thank you, though, so incorrect. Let's go over
to Matt Virginia Beach. Hey, Matt, hey, really good, thank
you for calling. Now. You may have heard the question
years ago, what do you think reading glasses? Reading glasses

(19:31):
like the old bifocal made by old Benji, Right, I
didn't Benji the bifocals Benjamin Franklin. I know that's not it.
That's not it. We finably checked that bifocal thing. My glasses,
by the way, and I probably have ten pair of
glasses and so, but these are two kind of too tight.
So they wrap around my ears and they start hurting. Yeah,

(19:53):
you should maybe should listen on. I can't because you
have to go and they melt them. They melt down
the back to go around your ear. Yeah. I think
my head also could be growing still. I still might
be a growing boy. That's impossible. No, it's not. I
stay all that kind of stuff where people still grow
into their thirties. Okay, but my glasses are big. I
think my head still growing, which stinks. So yeah, you
can think Benjamin Franklin for the old Bifle. Oh yeah, oh,

(20:16):
Benji Franklin and the old Bifle. Why does he sound
like a pirate, because that's all they all talk talk about.
Get your papers. That's not a pirate anymore. Oh, get
your newspapers wrong? Here, Well, we'll get your newspaper here
in the part right ship with me. I'm Benji's Franklin.

(20:37):
That's a newsy slash, Benjamin Franklin. I fression time, Maddie.
I've been working on a little comedy bit, taking it
on the road. Nope, No, we're still far far away
from that one. All right, never gonna get it. That's
that's that right there. Let's take some more guesses eight
seven seven seventies seven bobbies and I'm on Instagram. Mr

(21:02):
Bobby Bones, m R Bobby Bones. Thank you very much,
Thank you very much, Thank you very much. I'm gonna
go around the room now, and you're never gonna get
a hundred nine years ago first time, Amy, go ahead,
minat your horse miniut your horse what wait wait what
a hudd years ago disappeared? Yeah? First ever? Huh Yeah,

(21:25):
little tiny ones? Have you seen them? Don't need to elaborate,
They're awesome. I agree. Lunch box, easy greeting card, Eddie,
I got it, chocolate candy. Oh, hit the friends, h
but we're getting warmer onto something Eddie. Hey, Shelby and
Tampa never gonna get it. Hit me with it? An

(21:49):
engagement ring, I guess because who knew years ago you'll
be paying way too much money put up on somebody's finger. Yeah,
there's a whole cultural thing about engagement rings that I
don't agree with. What is that? I don't mind having
the universal sign of infinity, which is the circle that
goes around the finger, But it's just spending all that
money on a ring, like and who can buy the

(22:09):
biggest ring? Then let me show it all up close
on Instagram. Yeah. I feel like is that dying down
or no? I feel like a little bit that signed up.
I start talking about it, trying to die down. I
felt like, yeah, you know, mop, they got me Man
of people Robin in Ohio, Hello, Hey, what do you
think about this? Years ago? Um? D dentures, and I'm

(22:32):
gonna go back to you since you were so close. Okay,
go ahead. I'm just gonna amend my first answer. Valentine's candy.
Who you're so close? Come on, so close? You want
to take a shot. They has him to a candy Okay, okay, okay, okay,
the first ever where there's original. I love it. No
lunch box, So it's candy hearts. You're so close. It's

(22:52):
not candy hearts, but you're so close, like you're almost there.
It's okay, I got it. Go ahead, sweethearts. That would
be a candied heart. Right. Let me just say, okay,
this this it's in the room today. Okay. Box of chocolates,
go ahead, girls got cookies. Yeah, I was gonna say,
box of chocolates. You're very close. Well, I don't know

(23:14):
how we could get any close surface in the room.
Then I guess you. I guess you just quit. Dakota.
Hey it was a computer. No no, no, that's not
close at all. Microphone. I'm just gonna give away the answer.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, come on, Bobby, one more,
one more hint. Yeah, never gonna get it. I love box.

(23:41):
Come on, chocolate had, come on, box of chocolate. Come on, Amy,
come on, I'm fishing it out of you right now.
Phone chocolate filled with something and come on, come on on, truffle,
No you got it? Come on? A rose heart, a
heart chocolate chocolate covered rose heart shape, some series berries
heart shaped chocolate candy candy box. Amy's got one in

(24:08):
her hands right now, and I'm like looking at it,
and I'm like, um, years ago they made the first
heart shaped candy box. Whow they were making that back then?
They did? Um, let me give something to somebody. Uh,
let me just answer called still ringing Hello? Who is this?
Hey Christie? Hey Christie. The answer has already been given away.

(24:29):
Can I give you the prize anyway? Yeah? Would you
rather have a shout out on the air or a
copy of my book? I'll sign up for you on
a paperback today. You can have either one love a
copy of your book. I'm a reading teacher, so I
would love a copy of your book. Okay, if you
hold sign up for you however you want, Thank you
very much. And my paper back is out to day,
and very excited about That's on Amazon for five dollars cheaper.

(24:50):
You can prime and get It tomorrow called bare Bones
the Live Story so much in there. Whoa whoa, whoa
what whoa? We got to film? Well, no, I was
that was I was that as part of the tease.
You're making fun of me. Yeah, it's fine, you know, Bobby,

(25:10):
from birth to coming up. I give you the five
best country love songs. Okay, yeah, because it's the day
of love. Because it's the day of love. Can you
guess the number one song? Take a shot right back,
com best country love song? I crossed my Heart. Oh
it's a good one. Don't take the girl. Come on?
Are they going recent or old school? That matters my list? Oh? Okay,

(25:33):
we'll come back. I'll give it to you. This is
my list is really good. By the way, it's gonna
be a controversial list because some of these songs are newer.
These are the top five love songs in my heart
right now of all country music. And people are gonna

(25:56):
get mad. They're gonna go well, that song is too new,
that song wasn't a big enough hit. That's the is
x or y number five. Stay a little longer from
Brother's Osborne. It's one more cons wan no what you
do and write down it's the one more troop to
my side of town and war grind one lord dreams

(26:17):
leads to and you slide of close to me. Tip
t shirts are feature hands all over me. I'll tell
on myself one more time of the man, one last kids,
and then you're gone. You can stare to the long
you listen to the words that song. It's really like

(26:39):
love like I tell me one more time, no more.
It's like, all right, I need another, I need more.
I mean, that's a good song. Number four, Karen your
love with me. I'm carrying in your love with me
West Virginia down to Tennessee. I'll be moving with the
good I speak right now, be carry in your love

(27:02):
with me. It's my stream holding all ever minute that
I have to be gone like that one in my
heart right now. These are the best five love songs,
and my heart changes all the time. Number three, because
he gets right down to business like a wrecking ball church,

(27:24):
that whole house just gonna be shaking. I hope those
bridge some bolds just gonna take it. But I don't
be surprised if the whole damn place just fall right

(27:47):
not the dad right now, reckon ball. Number three number two,
Love songs in my heart right now. It's your tim
and faith. It's just just something to me. Shop run,
can't getting still your's doing the run? That's not part right,

(28:24):
I'm gonna hit you with number one. Come on, think
about me, think about me? Is it the love song
your girlfriend wrote about you? No, that's not even out yet.
Come on, think about you? John Are I guess their country?
M I'm just gonna play it, Sam Hunt. Oh body
like a background. That's it, isn't it? Think about me? Yeah? Okay,

(28:52):
best love song on my heart? Oh your heart? Yeah?
Another hands, think about okay, malaw that's friends from Me? Grabsley,
Oh I lost something by the goat. If tomorrow never comes? Oh,
I should have known this is written all over it.

(29:16):
I'm just gonna play the whole song. Enjoy. Have a
Valentine's Day. Sometimes late at night, I'll away can watch
her sleeping. She's lost in peaceful dreams. So I turn

(29:40):
out the lights and lay there. The Bobby Bones show.
It did, Bobby Bone, Bobby Bones. I want to talk
about some rises for a second. I like surprises. I

(30:05):
don't like being told a surprise is coming. And I'm
telling you I'm as well kicked me in the sticks.
I really like you get like it really affects you.
Last night, last night, my girlfriend comes over and she's like,
hold on, be a minute downstairs, and I'm like, okay,
and I know something's up because she doesn't just hang
out downstairs without me. You Sually we hang out and

(30:27):
it's like, hey, let's go watch the Office and we'll
go upstairs and watch the Office. And so she's like,
hang out, I'm gonna do something downstairs. I'm going cool,
and she comes up. She goes listen, it's a surprise.
I don't want you to think anything. Well automatically, in
my head, as soon as I hear surprise, I'm like,
oh my goodness, she's gonna bring like a real life
unicorn in and there's gonna be like a chocolate fountain,
like it's going to the biggest place that I can
possibly be. And I'm like, I'm like, a surprise. You

(30:52):
should never tell anybody else that we should eliminate the
word surprise from our vocabulary unless it's being used in
present tense. Okay, I but she needed you to not
come down. No, it wasn't about that, because I wasn't
coming downstairs anyway. So she goes, you'll get tomorrow. Oh,
you're gonna get surprised. But then she goes, but it's
not that big of a deal in my head. I mean,
she might as well have a unicorn down there. Yeah,

(31:14):
like you said, I was just like, you know, you
can't do this. You can't say a surprise is coming.
If you really want to surprise someone, just surprise them,
don't say. Because we automatically as soon as we hear
something cools coming go to it's we do the same
thing on the bad thing. If it's like, get some
bad news, we automatically assume the absolute worst. When you

(31:37):
let us assume, we go one two directions North Polo,
South Pole. That's it. We don't go to the middle
of North America. We only go one to two places.
Just as a general rule. Can we stop saying, hey,
a surprise is coming because it's not really that much
of a surprise that there's a surprise. Yeah, and what

(31:58):
was it? I thought it was cute. It was big
and shaped like a rose. That she went me for
breakfast and she got me a picture. So she was
getting it all prepared last night and then this morning,
she looked at I guess unless I go home and
there's a freaking unicorn with the chocolate fountain, they still
could be. Still, I'm convinced maybe that's not it. I'm
still there's still things. Okay, we gotta stop doing this.
There's a surprise coming though, well, I feel like turkey

(32:21):
bacon wrapped roses with maple syrups. Pretty awesome. It would
have been, and it was, but it would have been
if I had just not known it was coming, if
it were like, hey, surprise, I got this for you
right now. Here's your surprise right now? Man, did you
just wake up to the smell of bacon? That's no,
I don't even really eat bacon, but the snow was
turkey bacon one. It still smells good and too. No,
I didn't downstairs and didn't it didn't float up fast enough.

(32:43):
I guess I wouldn't like I figured out the surprise.
It's turkey bakon. Yes, that's all I wanted to say.
I'm glad. I'm glad I got that off my chest.
If you guys want to call the show eight seven,
seven seventy seven. Bobby and he has a blog up
right now, too. Is that food? Is it a food blog? Well?

(33:04):
This this the latest ones are. It's an awesome cookie recipe.
And then I'm also posting like a cookie dough treat,
a cookie recipe. What's what is? What's a made up broccoli? Oatmeal?
Broccoli hookies? No, but it's all real healthy ingredients, oat male, ginger, chocolate,
all the goods, but simple stuff you probably already have
in your pantry. You just can whip it up Bobby

(33:24):
bones dot com. Yes, they click on blogs blog and
then you go and you have this cookie recipe. Yes,
and I can eat do many of us? I want?
No problem. I don't get fat. Um. Well, there's still
calories in sugar, but it comes from honey, so it's natural. Yeah.
I still though better than processed. Don't hate debatable. A

(33:50):
couple of things. First of all, Happy Valentine's Day. Happy
Valentine's Day to you? And did your husband do anything?
I know he's not here right now, I mean not yet? Yeah? Okay,
wait wait what do white? Still wait? Don't build No,
he usually sends something. He really sends me something. Why
I guess he hasn't reached out to you or has

(34:11):
usually what happens is and his husband sends her something.
Do you get you know the story? And he also
sends me something too, because when he's gone, if there's
an emergency, I like have to jump in and take
care of it, so like flowers and send me like
a stick. Yeah, like thanks for looking out. So yeah,
he always has something. Maybe I don't know what are
you gonna do tonight? Go to bed m I know,

(34:34):
I mean I'm gonna do yoga today, probably eat some chocolate,
and I mean I don't have plans. If that's what
you're asking, you're welcome to go to waffle house Lindy
and okay, crashing your date stop, but thank you. It
has been noted that you invited me. Thank you. No,
I'm but we're serious though. Uh do you see the
guy who went on the Burger King Instagram account and complained? Okay,

(34:58):
this guy goes and he's upset right because Burger King
scripts order and he goes like I had some of
my girl and you guys messed out my order. Problem
was it wasn't his real life girl, it was his
side girl, and his real life girl was told to
go look at the Instagram account. Found he cheated because
he wrote on She's like, I didn't order that. That's
not my order. She's like, I wasn't with you. This

(35:19):
wasn't this didn't happen. That's how she found out he
was cheating because he posted a comment on the Burger
King Instagram. Isn't that crazy? I'll give you his friends
or who somebody's really stalking that Instagram to look out
for him. Like, well, here's what happens. When you write
something and you comment, it shows in that little feed
that you've written on someone's thing, and someone can see

(35:40):
it and then go to it, someone that probably knew
her too, you know what I mean. Yeah, So, yeah,
idiot gets cheating after posting complaint on Burger King Instagram
and gentleman by the name of Jordan by the way,
in case you're wondering his name. So what do we
learn from this? Don't complain. It's like when people complain
about this show and they go to face book and
they complain to me about my show. Right, I'm like,

(36:06):
if you don't like it, Like, for example, I would
never hop over to the Grades and Atomy Facebook page
and go your show stinks. I just want to watch
Grades and Atomy anymore. So when we get complained, Tom,
I was like, that's weird the way how much they
hate my guts. But yeah, they're taking them over and
they say they're listeners. I don't know. It's a weird

(36:28):
thing to me, but yeah, don't just don't complain, you
just don't go back. Yeah, Emily and Georgia, how are you? Hey,
I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. Thank you
for calling. Yeah, no problem. What can I do for you? Oh? Well,
I was hard to let you know, Bobby that you
are the reason that my boyfriend and I have made
reservations at the waffle House tonight. Wow. Well that's what

(36:48):
Lindsey and I are doing. We're going to waffle House
as well. Where did you live in Georgia? I do,
I'm in South Georgia. Yeah, they're doing a whole and
this is not paid by any means. I've never received
the dollar from waffle House, but um I saw that
online and I'm reservation myself and we're gonna go and
keep it low key and find that way there's no
pressure for anyone. And we're gonna waffle House and just
enjoy it because they're having a special like waffle House night.
Oh yeah, and we I am. I've never been more

(37:10):
excited for a Valentine's Day in my wife because it's
just fun, right like it's yeah, that's it. Yeah. Um.
Southern Living dot Com to the story did you see
it about what about me going to waffle House? Yeah,
I don't, don't worry. Only posted on Twitter and Instagram.
Yeah it's not. It says we know a place you
can still get a Valentine's reservation, waffle House. We'll start

(37:34):
by saying, Bobby Bones is a love affair with waffle
House goes way back. He's spent almost four years frequenting
waffle House at least three nights a week, you see.
And then I went to a whole story about my
life and they did the interview because my book comes
out today. But it says we're not the only ones
throughout about waffle House. Host of nationally syndicated country morning
show in New York Times best selling author Bobby Bones

(37:55):
plans to spoil his lady country singer Lindsay l with
the dinner at waffle House. Spoil, spoil of my lady boys. Yeah,
we have fun though. I'll give you the celebrity. You
tell me they're Valentine. Okay, okay, Sierra, Oh the Um
Griffin the guy the football player is Robert Robert Griffin

(38:18):
the third. No, you can't think of it, but they,
you know, together, like they waited till I got married.
Tell me what's his name? Amy? Like? Did her hands are? Like?
I saw it and she was like, you know they
did this? What's wrong with you? Russell Wilson, that's it? Okay,

(38:42):
you missed that one. Olivia mun another football player, Um
Rogers Aaron Rodgers, all right, good point quarterback and he's
Jordan's Roger's brother. Yes, Selena go miss who's our Valentine?
She it back together with Justin Biever the Weekend. Oh,

(39:04):
there's okay, they're together. Justin throw Jennifer Inoson Rita Wilson,
have no idea, No, they probably do this. Tom Hanks, Miley, Cyrus,
Liam Hensworth. There you go. That was are the Balantine's

(39:25):
You got one? You got a few? I give you
a b on that. I wasn't even picturing Rita Wilson
in my head. I was picturing Rita Aura. That's why
I would never have I didn't like your hand motion
though Bobby Bones transmitting across America. This is the Body

(39:47):
Bull the Bobby Bone Show. So on the air, at anytime,
you could hear a few of us talk like I'm Bobby.
So I sit behind this big board looks like a
pilot board and have my her phones so I'll run
the controls and the sounds. Uh, And I host the show.
And there's Amy, my co host, who if I'm looking
across the table, she sits to my left. And then

(40:08):
over to my right you have lunch Box, who is
the longest tenured member of the show. We've been together
for years, thirteen and a half years and a half.
And then Eddie, who sits to my direct right, who
is like the video producer. I get that, like you
can hear any of our four voices at any time, right,

(40:28):
that's these are the main four. And so with that
you have to know that we've been friends a long
time and there are things about it we know, like
the good bad. You just spend a lot of time
with someone, you take them as they are. And with Lunchbox,
a lot of listeners will say he comes across as loud, obnoxious,
crude at times. Would you disagree with any of that,

(40:49):
I don't what does crude mean? Like rude? Is crude? Rude? Sure?
So I also think lunch Box has a pretty big
heart that he hides because he doesn't want people to
know that he's a genuinely thoughtful person. But here's the
line that I'm getting at right here. He brought me

(41:11):
a gift to there. Now, sometimes his gifts are mean,
Like once he brought me a T bone steak. He's
like a god a gift for you, and I was like, well,
that's very sweet of you. He throws a piece of
meat at me and goes, it's a t bone because
my nickname when I was in seventh grade was t
bone because I had an accident happened with my peep
and they everybody started calling me t bone and it hurt.

(41:33):
It was not a good thing. And he throws a
piece of meat at me and I was like, well,
that's rude. But then he's also brought in super thoughtful
gifts and been like I got your gift, and I'm
like great. Here he comes on the piece of steak
and it's like your T shirt when you were a
new a shirt that he made pretty impressive. I'm soaking
so I don't know what gifts you brought me, except
I see him sneak a bag in this morning. You
didn't think I saw you. I was trying to, you know,

(41:54):
be covert, but I couldn't fit it under my shirt
because the bag was so big. He has a gift
for me, And what's the gift for? Why is there gift?
Why is there a gift? Because this is a huge
day in your life. Your book came out at some
point whenever, and then now your paperback edition comes out
and on the front of the paperback it says New
York Times best Seller. Like that doesn't you got me
a gift? So I got you a gift like anybody

(42:16):
can get you a gift on Christmas. I mean that's
easy because you know it's coming. You got to think
about these big events in your life, and you gotta
get yourself a present. What you got yourself? Well, I
got you a problement, you know whatever. You know what
I'm saying. Okay, let's let's pull the room. Is this
a joke president or is this a thoughtful President? Amy
thoughtful Eddie lunch box? That's a joke present. I think

(42:39):
he's got me every time. It's auful. It's a big deal.
This is a huge day. Through the meat at me once.
Remember with the dump candy on your head. I do
thank you're gonna get do we want the gift? Now?
You want to wait? Do you name it? Song? Oh?
Give me a song so I can go prepare it

(43:00):
and make sure it's well. I want to make sure
no one was trifling through the bag over there and
you know, messing with it. You know, people get around here,
they steal everything. Okay, um, okay, go ahead, go go
on out of the room. Don't say anything bad one
out of the room either. I'm not going to okay, edible.

(43:21):
Here's a cake, a cake shape like your book, and
we get to eat it. I don't want I don't
want that. No, I don't want anything to eat. No. Um, okay,
Well we'll see what happens. He can just be really
kind sometimes you really can. I really hope it's thoughtful.
And then sometimes he can just really be a turd,
and I just don't know what to do with him.
So after he's gonna bring it in, after I'll play

(43:44):
a song. He's like crude. Crude means is that like rude?
That oil show Okay, we're gonna see what happens here.
So today is a cool day for me. My books
out in paperback. It's called bare Bones, and so lunch
boxes decided to bring a gift. Why is he standing

(44:05):
outside the door like a creek. He's standing outside the
window just staring in. You can come in like we're
on the air. One of the grands like, oh, what
what song would you like? I'll play anything you want.
Let's watch your standing outside the door yelling at me.
Go ahead, just give me some good Okay, I have
a tiger like you want. I have the tiger. Okay,

(44:30):
give me no, that's your wind song. I'll give you
out the tiger. I hear it. Let me do that.
He's gotta shut the door. Oh my goodness, what's happening,
lady and gentlemen? Tell me in the studio from and
it's to high school the University of Texas Santa Tony
off at five foot tennant, just tall, a hundred and

(44:50):
seventy two pounds. That, Harriet, that's scary man. It's yo fishy.
It's he's got a gift. It's a gift. Low, give
me a block. Look, everybody sell right, Valentine's Day. We

(45:13):
call this bare Bones Day. It is a new holiday.
February fourteenth, scratch Valentine's Day, Bare Bones Day, paperback edition.
And I have never known a number one New York
Times bestselling author. And I got you one when t shirt,
when you got that way in a hard back and
the paperback, I felt like, you know, it's a big

(45:34):
accomplishment to have that happen and so on that monumental day. Yeah,
it's a good word. I got your present, all right.
It's in a green bag. Isn't a big bag? Oh
it's so heavy. That's not really heavy. Okay, all right,

(45:56):
let's hope it's in a green bag. It's got like
brown paper inside of it, like the filling paper, yes paper, Yeah,
it's open it here, all right. It's a lot of stuff.
I haven't quite seen everything here, but say, there's a
neck support travel pillow because you travel all the time
and you're always on the plane and you're gonna try
to get some rest as you're always tired. That's gonna

(46:17):
help you. Okay, there's a disinfectant wives, two bags, the
Warther's original, and a copy of my own book. Yeah,
did you take that? Out of the box. Yeah, like
out of the box? Did you sign it? What did
you get mad at me for signing it and running
one of your books? And so I just I thought

(46:38):
about signing it, but I didn't do that. Huh it
was I mean, it's kind of sweet, kind of sweet,
hater hater? What did you get it? Know, a neck
pillow and those white so you can wipe down stuff
on the plane and the warthers so you can ask
who there's already. Thank you very much for about me.

(47:00):
I appreciate that. I'm excited. What I'm excited about. What
it's that? I don't want it to be about that.
I pretty thank you very much, very many. And I
thought that was pretty good game. It is. It's not
even have the gift. That's about the thought of the game. Yeah,
Like I was like, I was gonna get you like
a cool pin, but I was like, you probably don't

(47:21):
write with a pin as an author anymore, because it
was I googled. I was googling what do you buy
an author, like, buy him a cool pin, buy him
a notepad. I'm like, his friend caught him a nice
pin for his book. Oh I don't remember that. Thank you,
Thank you for thinking of me. But I'm like, people
write on computers now so they don't need notepads and
all this stuff. So I was like, man, this is tough.
What does he do? He travels, so you're very welcome

(47:43):
and just think just thinking of mean. I appreciate that
he's welcome. I also think it's fun. He gave me
my own book back that I had, thank you, and
I wanted to sign up, but you said, don't take
any of those books. They're all accounted for us. And
I was like, oh, I never said the word to
count for. You're making up things now, but um, yeah,
but I'll sign up for if you want. I got

(48:04):
a pin right here. That's okay, thank you very much.
A yeah. I didn't say anything other than that's pretty sweet.
It is thoughtful. Here's what I thought, lunchbox did. I
thought he like went to Amazon a few days ago
and pre ordered your book, and I don't know, somehow
got them all. I don't know. I thought he probably
ordered like hundred bare copies and bare bones and he

(48:26):
was just gonna go pass him out to everybody in
honor of you in your special day, Eddie. What did
you think it was in your mind. I thought it
was going to be a joke, and that's the reason
I said, well, it was kind of sweet because it
wasn't a joke. It was him actually doing something nice.
And your tone of voice was like, yeah, that's okay.
I thought it was more Eddie was more let down
by the quality of it. Its like quality of a

(48:47):
custom of your heart. Yeah, man, I'm sorry, I can't
afford to buy up. I didn't say you had to.
I thought, why do you always take things up and
afford that? And I was exaggerating, but I thought that's
what you were going to do. In my mind, I
was like, he's gonna come in with a bunch of books.
Thank you very much, Lunchbox. You're welcome very much. You're

(49:09):
very welcome, man. And you couldn't get him like cookies
or anything because he doesn't need them. So okay, so
I got him something you could use appreciate. We'll move
off with this now, but thank you. Very awesome job, Lunchbox.
Everybody one time. Now. That's why I was laughing a
minute ago. You were you hadn't even said thank you,
and he's like, you're very Bobby bones show get your

(49:33):
bones out. Yeah, lunchbox. Isn't a bachelor, was it? Fantasy league?
Fantasy league? Yeah, like a football fantasy Yeah. You draft
at the beginning of the season. You have to pick

(49:54):
every row ceremony from like the first row ceremony, just
looking at their pictures and reading their bios all the way.
Who's gonna win the final rows? Last night, I'm done,
Oh you're out. Now, I'm out. Two of my final
four are eliminated. And when you have two of your
final four out, there's just no way you can come
back and get the winner. And the one girl in
my league, she's only missed like three people the whole season,

(50:15):
so I feel like there's some shady business. But that's
six down the drain. Yeah. I lost six hundred bucks,
so you could have won her. That's what you spent.
I spent. Didn't lose six because you never had it
to lose. When you lose something, to me, you had
it and then it's gone. Well. When I go into
a fantasy league, I expect to win, and I felt

(50:35):
good with my picks, and he's just been crazy eliminating
people that he shouldn't eliminate. Who's watching this season? I
watched one episode but you didn't go back. Do you
enjoy Nick? Yeah? I think he's fun. He cries a
little bit too much for me though he's sensitive about Yeah,
he's cries like, oh I do hope I'm not making mistakes.
I might, dude, just make out with the chicks. Lunchbox

(50:57):
is mad because Matt Overton, who hangs out and works
on her show, but he plays in the NFL for
the Colts, tweeted about the new Bachelorette. Yeah, but that's
a big news story. That's not a spoilers a spoiler?
Have you avoid it? I didn't look at it. Rachel Lindsay,
a Texas attorney and a contestant on The Bachelor, will
be announced as the next Bachelor on Monday's Jimmy Kimme Alive.

(51:19):
The star of the next cycle is usually announced after
the current season, but ABC is breaking tradition. After thirty
three combined seasons of The Bachelor and Bachelor at ABC
cast his first black lead, which makes no sense because
she's still in right now. So you know that it's
down to only like two people because she's one of
the ones left. Really terrible. I'm sure there's something behind this,

(51:42):
but all of it. I saw it too, and I
don't even watch the Bachelor. Well, he tweeted it directly
at me. He goes, hey, what do you think of
the new Bachelorette? And I'm like, wait, a ruin it
for me? There's Twitter etiquette and you're not supposed to
tweet spoilers. Well, I think it was went's a big
new story and they gets a spoiler. Oh well, I
thought he only knew that. I didn't know it was
in a big news story because I avoid all gossip
about the Bachelor Bachelorette. What about your wife tonight? What

(52:02):
are you guys doing? She'll come home, we'll cook a
blue apron and we'll watch the challenge on MTV. There's
more to it, like you thoughtfully brought me a gift
for no reason today. I spent more money on you
than I did for my wife for Valentine's Day, but
you didn't send that much on me. Do you think
those neck pillows are cheap? Nice? He must not anything,

(52:27):
So you didn't get her anything? No? I got her
some roses a couple of weeks ago. No, those are free.
There's one sent to me. Yeah, and that wasn't VALA's Day.
That was called January. But they still look good. Okay
around the room, this lunch box coming tomorrow and go,
okay we did something amy, Yes, yes, yeah, I'm gonna go.
Yes you want to ask me? Yeah. No. So really,

(52:50):
she's just not into Valentine's Day. She doesn't care. She
don't really not in the Valentine's Day. We don't really
do Christmas presents for each other. I mean we're just
kind of chill and that's cool. It's understanding or as understood.
It's an understanding, or it's understood. Okay, that context of work,
it's an understanding. Yeah, but Bobby, is this one of
those cases where his wife could maybe be like, yeah,

(53:10):
I'm not really into it. Don't do anything really means
do something planet safe, and I'm still doing something, even
if it's small. It just takes one. You should do
a little something. Just won't you take one of these
bags Werther's back and give it to her and be like,
those are your candy. I got you some hard of
one chest shave. Kind a really awesome note here, Dear Bobby,

(53:38):
my family heard you like girls scott cookies. I wanted
to give you some. We hope you like them. Girl
Scouts all over are taking they crossed the art. She's young,
are taking our cookie booths to send to American soldier
stationed overseas. Could you help spread the word? Thank cue Georgia,

(54:01):
Girl Scout Troop thirty six, hashtag pimp and joy and
she sent me a blocks the girl scot cookies, So
I'm happy to spread the word. And what happens is
when you walk out and they say, hey, would like
to buy cookies, and if you don't, you can also
if you don't want them for yourself, you can buy
them and have them send them overseas. Two troops. So Georgia,
thank you very much. And Girl Scout Trip six, thank
you very much. It's very nice of her, and cookies

(54:23):
for everybody. I'm gonna take it. I gotta cross her
name out and put it on Instagram. I'll post a note.
It's a really cute note. Mr Bobby Bones on Instagram
Bobby Bones Show. That's the Bobby Bones Show. At my

(54:49):
best three romantic movies of all time coming up? You
know number one is gonna take number guest uber one,
um tanic, I'm not that cliche. The Summer Okay, that's
number three that's number three. Yeah, now, that's number three. Sorry,
summer is so good. If you never see If I
were this summer, just watch it even by yourself, because

(55:10):
it's amazing. Number two is recording the Body that Garden State. No,
it's a good one though, but the shins, Yeah that
change your life ghost serendipity. Of course you're girls in it.
It's also really good. Yeah, but you also are obsessed
with Kate back in sale numb obsessed with Yeah. Number one,

(55:37):
I feel like I need a hit on it. Oh
you should know this one, really, I bet you if
I got a lunch box, he nails it because he
knows me. We've been to go thirteen years. Yeah, kin,
let's see lunch box in my mind? What's the best
Roman movie of all times? About the farm? He gets this?
It's easy, okay, holt down, hold, let me write it down,
because let's make there's no need to write it down
well now, because then I can show Amy that you
knew alright. Let's show all right serves on the counter

(56:06):
and you even read the book in like a day.
Yea dang appreciate. Thank you ch sorry, true friends, thanks
for listening to things I say that's the difference between
eleven years and thirteen years. He's just got he's got
more on me two more years of hearing you talk
about the notebook, because you definitely have talked about it
a lot. I don't even know how I missed that.

(56:26):
Don't be a hater. No, I really shouldn't have missed it.
A woman is suing Mike and Ike because their boxes
are only halfway four. Oh yeah, yeah. So she's put
a lawsuit against a company that makes Mike and Ike candies,
and so in the lawsuit she accuses the company of
half filling their boxes. A spokesman for the company told Tamsey,

(56:48):
the accusations are baseless. So I had them run to
the gas station real quick and get a box of
Mike and Ikes. So here we have it, Mike and
I candies. Let's just see how full the boxes judge
comments senses in order. Here, open it up. Oh the

(57:09):
case closed. Look at this, it's half full. O boy,
I mean it's not full. Let me see I were dollars. Yeah,
whatever she wants. Most bags and boxes are never all
the way full. Like if we do that, if we're
playing that game, we could well everybody supertato chips. I

(57:30):
was thinking bags of chips. Sometimes you open it up
and you're like wait, and then you're like, there's seven
servings in here in a way, yeah, well serving is
different than filling box up on our wedding is next
after a brawl erupt at the rehearsal dinner. Wow, so
like we're talking the night before. That's uh, the wedding

(57:51):
like dinner? What's happening the night before? And the groom's
parents objected to a toast on the eve of their wedding,
which again the wedding dollars. At some point during the chaos,
the bride gave the groom and ultimatum, make a choice,
me or your mom. Apparently he chose his mom because

(58:13):
the ceremony was canceled. People started punching at each other
in the face. He is now suing the bride and
the father of the bride. Did you see how much
that he bought her? Okay, so first of all, you
know it's a lot because they're spending hello dollars on
their wedding. The engage ring was a hundred and twenty
five thousand dollars and he wants it back. So he's
suing her. Wow, it's like choose your mom or me?

(58:36):
And he shouldn't you be beyond that by the time
you get to the rehearsal dinner, Like whatever fight that
you is festering would have probably shown itself during that relationship.
Like at rehearsal dinner, it's like it's her me pick now,
Like wait what Yeah? So basically five dollars gone, wedding

(58:57):
ring and the rehearsal dinner. If you go to I
Heart Radio, not two things I want to say here. One,
I do a show from my house called the Bobby
Cast where I bring in songwriters or artists or promoters
and we talked about what happens in country music. And
last night I had Walker Haze in and Walker came
and we talked for like an hour and a half.
So if you go to I Heart Radio or you

(59:19):
download the app search Bobby Cast, you can hear Walker
and I talked like an hour and a half. It's
about you know, him coming and making it and losing
a couple of deals and coming back and you know
what he's doing now, so let me say that. And
so also, he's got the song called You Broke Up
with Me, which I think is a fantastic song. Howe
everybody downloads it and I'm gonna play it right now.
If you have I Heart Radio all Access, you can
take it and just push the button and save it

(59:40):
right to your phone, right into your app, so you
can listen to it even when you're offline anything on
the radio. Like you hear it, you can go boom,
I like that song, save it right into your IR
radio app. So that's cool too. So this is Walker Hayes,
you broke up with me. He's doing a Bobby cast
right now. I encourage you download the song. No, but

(01:00:04):
I got coke him my bourber surfing a room like
ways and No, I hain't drunk. I'm made. Yeah, I
got say they wait wait back back in my swagger hex,
back to feeling no pain. Now I'm at the top
of my game. Hey guys. So because of licensing roles,
we can't play anything with music on this I Heart

(01:00:26):
Radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can't go to
Bobby Bones dot com to see it. We hate that
we had to take it down. Wasn't our decision, but
I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted
to keep up as much as possible, So I go
to Bobby Bones dot com to watch her here whatever
you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to
the show. And sorry about all the legal stuffy Bobby

(01:00:47):
Bones transmitting across America is the body Bones. Let's see
how many of these you can name. I'll give you
the TV couple. What shows are on? Easy? I think

(01:01:08):
wait eighty corean to Panga, Boy meets World? Correct, good,
Ben and Leslie? What Ben and Leslie? Craze Anatomy, Parks
and I don't shoot, don't watch Cameron Mitchell Um Wow, Current, Yeah, Scandal,

(01:01:39):
Modern Family, Winnie and Kevin Um Wonder Years. Correct, you're
only get in the old school and well the others
says other two to be fair to watch Jim and
Pam of the Office, Carry and Mr Big Sex in
the City, Barney and Robin oh M, how I Met

(01:02:03):
your Mother? Leonard and Penny Big Bank, Theory, Cliff and Claire. Wow,
We're going there. The Cosby Show, We're going there. You
know what's still a great show. Now we have nice
work though, thank you you got a bunch of them.

(01:02:24):
You just missed two huge shows. Modern Family, Parks are right,
that's good eight. I give you a stuff in Northern
California is crazy and right now it seems to be
getting slightly better, but they're just not in the clear yet.
And the headline is California prepares for a catastrophe. The

(01:02:47):
battle will stop a collapse in America's tallest damn, as
two hundred thousand residents flee amid fears of one feet
a flood. They could stretch for forty miles, which is crazy.
I was just there too, and I remember thinking like, man,
because I knew they had a ton of rain, I
didn't know the damn was like eroding. So right now

(01:03:11):
it's down a bit, but they're still working on it hard.
Some listeners message me last night. They were like, it
took us four hours to get home. I lived, they
live thirty minutes away. So that's happening, and just pray
that it doesn't get any worse and it actually gets better.
There's a story out that if you want to have
smarter kids, delay giving birth until you're late thirties. Oh,
infants born to older mothers are more intelligent and successful.

(01:03:33):
Interesting about that, anyway, do you have your first kid
wait before that twenty? That's good that's the late thirties.
Our kids are not going to be smart girls. What
did kids do on Valentine's Day nowadays? Well, they make
Valentine's for their class. They make them. Yeah, because we
used to buy a box of them, like I go
buy a box of Heman Valentine's. And now it's getting

(01:03:54):
really creative, Like the kids are getting real creative and
we like it because we bring it home and we
start reading them and laugh an Adam, So do you
have to make one for everybody? Yes, that's all. Although
the boys have their own little Valentine like special person
and they'll make a little extra something for them. They
used to do this thing, and they were called candy
Grams Mountaine Elementary and you would buy one fifty cents

(01:04:17):
and you would send a Valentine's Day the person they
got a girl the candy gram and people would get
like these big chocolate hearts. And I remember all my
friends would get him. Oh I never got one. I
never got a candy Gram. And I'm not holding that
in but I just remember, well I got the cards
because they made everybody. We put a bag in the
front of our desk and you drop the cards in.

(01:04:37):
So everybody. You'd get the typical get the card. No,
I get down, not typical standard. I got the love
but the Valentine's card. But the candy grams would come
and I would just be so resentful because other kids
would people would pay for them. Now, did you send
out candy grams? Yeah? I did, and then I wouldn't
get them back because you wouldn't know who sent them

(01:04:59):
to um. And so the last year, the candy grams
that could bob one sixth grade, I sent four to
myself and the said if they're from the secret admyer
and then eight chocolate and didn't felt stupid. So sometimes
you gotta do what you gotta do. You know, I
agree with that. You want to send flowers to work
today to yourself? You go right ahead like, no, none,

(01:05:19):
I remember once. I'll tell you about my scantron story.
I think, so yes, Okay, so they did this, think,
oh it's probably sixth grade, I think, and they it
was like Valentine's and they wanted to match. It was
when they had scantrons. You fill out the letter B,
C and A and they are like, they wanted to
see who like your whatever the term was for boyfriend
girlfriend would be. Then maybe it was like eighth grade.

(01:05:41):
I'm not sure, but you filled up this little survey
kind of like a match dot com rey Harmony, and
they was scan tron it and send you back who
you matched with from from your class, and so me,
I'm just I'm nuts. Anyway, I was like, what if
I feel at every bubble because this isn't like a
real test. I felt every bubble and everybody got me
as the match. It was amazing. No, and it's no
one out still nobody's boyfriend. But when they got the

(01:06:02):
list of their matches, every single girl had me to
their matches. Bobby's the most compatible everybody. They didn't look
at everybody at once. They just they got the results
and passed them back out to people and I nailed everybody.
So the kids not use Scantron's anymore. I don't know.
I don't think so, right, not my kids. Yeah, at
least I hated those things. I think they're not. Yeah,
I think it's be on that. I think it's like

(01:06:22):
iPad and oh yeah. I used to get so nervous
if I had to erase and I was like, I
hope I erase it enough. I hope the computer doesn't
pick up this because I know the answers be and
accidentally put see And if you were in there while
they were checking the grades, you would hear. That means
you got a lot wrong because it was marking all
the ones that were occurred. That was never sound for
they put it in a machine. Yeah, I didn't. We

(01:06:43):
don't have the sound one. Oh wow, I don't even
think that I saw, Bobby. You probably just got all yours, right, Yeah,
that's it, that's it. No, buts and I wasn't good
to getting girls, but I was good at making good grades.
The true I did study hard. Feel good about that,
you know, get you now it's okay, Yes, good grades
and a good girl, all of it. You're saying, it's

(01:07:06):
all come back around. Yeah, getting my version of a
big right now. You are living the candy gram. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Thank you for being a part of the team today.
We appreciate that. Lindsay and Jess peak Virginia, thank you
for calling. What's going on? Hi, Bobby, I'm gonna try

(01:07:29):
not to cry. Um My little man, who will be
eight um February, is having a rough time at school
being bullied. He is being picked on because he's so small. Um,
he's brainy and who he Um, you know where some

(01:07:53):
of hand me down closed and so some of his
jeans are a little shorter than maybe they should be.
And I was just hoping that maybe you could give
me some words of encouragement and I haven't tried yet. Okay, yeah,
Um that kids sounds just like me. Really, when you
say that, stuff like that was pretty much me. So
here's what what my grandma tried to do to me.

(01:08:14):
She tried to tell me, billys pick on you because
they feel insecure about themselves. If I didn't listen to that,
you're a kid. You don't listen to that. All you
do is you listen to what's happening around you every
single day, my grandma, and even now I see it.
And if you're a kid, you're listening right now. It's
probably not gonna sink out when I say this, but
I'm saying this. People that do mean things, they do
mean things because they don't feel good about themselves. First

(01:08:35):
of all, probably not gonna sink in right now, but
when it does, it's gonna hit you like a ton
of bricks, and you're gonna get it like that type
of person is really sad with themselves. But that's not
going to help him at seven. It may help him
at fourteen, it's not gonna help him at seven. When
I was seven, eight nine years old, and let me
tell you, I got to crap beat out of me
because again I was one of the poorest kids in

(01:08:57):
a poor town and and um, you know, I was
the headline's kid. I was a dirty kid. I got
taken out of cloud you know, stuff like that. What
got me through that was knowing that one day, and
again I'm very competitive, was knowing that one day everybody
who picked on me was gonna be like, man, I
wish I wouldn't have picked on him, because look what

(01:09:18):
he ended up being. So I focused all of my
energy on as much as I could on not letting
that hole me down and hurt me. Not all because
I'm human. I was human even then. But what I
focused it on was working hard and proving to everyone
that they may I think I'm worth a lot now,
but just wait now that the healthiest thing probably not.

(01:09:39):
But that's what I did. That's how I focused all
of that energy. As a kid. It was Okay, I
I know what I'm good at For me, it was learning.
I enjoyed learning. So I'm gonna go and gonna be
the best a quizble. I'm gonna learn, make the best grades.
And one day all these kids have picked on me
are gonna look at me and go, man, I wish
I wouldn't have picked on it. And then when I
got older, I was gonna be able to help kids
that were getting picked on, And that, to me was
the whole coal. And so that's what I would say

(01:10:02):
to him, is that he can take this at seven
eight years old and use it as motivation to find
his spot in the world. And the kids that are
the weirdest are the ones that being the best. Weirds awesome.
Like weird, you spend your whole young life trying to
fit in, and you spend your whole adult life not
trying to fit in, trying to be different. And it's
weird how that happens, because we don't understand when we're

(01:10:23):
young that that's really what we need to be is ourselves.
And so if I were talking to him, I would say,
kids are gonna pick on you because you're different, But
because you're different that makes you awesome. And if you
don't want to agree with that right now, go ahead
and be awesome. And then when you get older, you
help kids who are getting picked on like you are
getting picked on, making about helping other kids. So that's perfect.

(01:10:47):
It's just I don't know your your son, and I
don't know his demeanor and what you know, what he
takes from from you or from anyone else. But that's
what I would tell him, and that's how that's how
I would tell him. What's the deal with it? Like,
what's the deal with the I was like, are you
guys struggling? Not really? We you know, we we have
to um and which is she's in the background talking, um,

(01:11:14):
he we don't. We're not struggling too bad. But Christmas
just came. He's got a birthday coming up. What's he like? Like?
What kind of things does he like? Legos? And he
he wants to be an engineer when he grows up.
I mean, that's that's the perfect thing for a kid,
for everybody, because that's that's what other kids make fun of.

(01:11:34):
Kids who want to do things that are like to
the side, that are that are great. I'm gonna tell
you what. I'm gonna send him a note and I'm
gonna send him, will you stay on the phone, of course,
and I'm gonna send him a birthday present full of
legos and a note and it'll be for me and
um and and that's it. Okay, of course, thank you,
And I hope you can pass along that message. And

(01:11:56):
I'll sen him a message myself and and just tell
him to hang in there and for no other reason,
and to help other kids when he gets older. Right,
that's perfect. I like that. Thank you so much. Do
not hang up, lindsay, Okay, okay, thank you all right, man.
It's like takes you back. Thing about bullies. I don't

(01:12:19):
like about bullies is there really sad too, and I
feel bad for them now as I get older, it's
like I feel bad for bullies as well because they're
they're holding a sadness inside of them too, and they
just take it out in a different way. Because that
is just that. You don't go beating somebody up or
being mean to someone because you feel good about yourself,
even as an adult. You don't do, you know, gossipy,

(01:12:40):
mean back things because you feel good about yourself. You
do it because there's something hurting inside of you. And
we're all we all do. We're all human. I do it,
you do it, we do all do it. We just
try to maintain and keep inside the walls as much
we can m and so that's why we do it,
because we hurt. So anyway, that's it. I'm I love that.
I love you're able to share with her. And even

(01:13:01):
as you were talking, I was just kind of taking
it in. I'm like, he touches you touch a lot
on a lot of that in your book, and I
know that plug like this, Well no, but I know
the book was therapeutic for you. I'm not reading that
thing again ever in my life. Well, I'm I'm done.
That's my plans today, because now that it's on paperback,
I'm going to do I'm out. I'm never opening that

(01:13:23):
thing again. I was never going to read it to
begin with. They made me read because you had to
do the audio. I want to read it, but they
were like, we'll also pay you I think four thousand
dollars to read that book. Really, how much will they pay?
I'll read it again. They paid me that much to
read the book, get paid to read it, reading the
audio to record. I was trying to read it. They

(01:13:45):
weren't suffer that much to do the audio version. Isn't
that crazy? Yeah? That is. I thought they were making
me do it because I just part of my contract.
I don't know what I was doing when I signed
a book deal, and so they were like, you have
to read it. I was like, I don't want to
read it. Yeah, do you if you're if it's a
book about you, I guess you're the likely choice to
read it. But you know, if you buy something that's fiction,

(01:14:08):
does any old person can read? Like? Because that's what
I want to do. I want to read books like
books on So how can I get I have no
idea you got because but I wrote it. No one
dosted me to read another one. No one's gonna be like, hey,
we wrote a new Pitpy Longs talking. Would you mind
being the voice? Like that's not happening. Okay, well anyway,
hey Morgan, do you have do you have that information?

(01:14:28):
For her? And she didn't hang up Hello Hello Morgan
did Yeah, we got her okay, just making sure. Sorry
we got side tracked over here, all right, thank you? Um,
I think we should wrap it up there. We're good,

(01:14:50):
huh you guys A Chewbacca dog, I don't think you
know che sounds like right right, Okay, that's Wars. I

(01:15:22):
love Star Wars and that's funny. There are four types
of drunks, according to Science Now, and they give them
character names. So psychology researchers at the University of Missouri
have published an entire study on when you drink and
you start acting different ways. There are four ways that
you act. Number one the Mary Poppins, which would be

(01:15:45):
someone who's just super nice and just like, oh, I
love everyone. Number two the earnest hemingway. That would be
someone who knows everything drunk and just knowledgeable. It's great.
Like the drunker they get the smarter they get. Number
three the nutty professor, like, you're just nuts. You get drunk,

(01:16:05):
he's like. And then number four Mr Hyde, which is mean,
Oh so you got really nice, really mean, really goofy,
funny and really smart. What wouldever like? For example, Amy,
you'd be Mary Poppins probably when you drink. I'm not
Mr Hyde. No, you have a sniff alcohol Mary Poppins

(01:16:26):
with a side of emotion. I'm an emotional Mary Poppins. Okay.
Lunchbox is because he just gets so sloppy and just
like part and he's like no exaggeration, like he spits
all over himself and his hair is sucked. Yeah, it's crazy.

(01:16:49):
I'm really good at it though. You're the opposite of
stefan or kill Like he goes in, it comes out
like slick. You come out somehow like I don't know
it just because I more around and a slur. And
I mean, I'm pretty good at having a good time.
You have to hold you up sometimes, yeah, but that's
your thing though. Sometimes you gotta prop me up next

(01:17:09):
to the juke box some people and stuff when you die. Yeah, Eddie,
they don't have Eddie on here. What do you mean,
I'm Mary Poppins for sure, you're at okay. If you're
Mary Poppins, it's like Mary Poppins with a whole bunch
of feminine Mary Poppins. That's just caring. But you're like, hey,

(01:17:31):
I'm loving, dude, I get really loving, like I just
want to. It's not like you're like he says, may
mean that's a beautiful blouse. I mean like you're based
on one time, many many times. That's one time you

(01:17:52):
drink many times. All I said was, let's just say
something positive. You forget that. We go on the road
a lot, yes, and I don't get drunk on the
road a lot once a month probably. Okay, whatever you say.
But all I'm saying is you're very you are loving,
but it's like you're loving, loving female, very feminine side. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:18:14):
it's like your real self comes out. What are you saying?
You're you know, like a little angel when you drink,
like Mary Poppin. It's just like, all right, everybody came here.
I go, yeah, like a little girl when I say
a game. Yeah, but we all agree on this. Wow,

(01:18:36):
it's not bad, right, it's awesome. Let's not get video
of this so I can see it. We don't need it.
What you did it perfectly back for you. The top
five songs and country music right now. Number five, number one?

(01:19:01):
Wait what number five? Today? Paisley? They stacked him wrong.
Now it look like a fool, and everybody's out there
like Bobby's such a fool. Aren't you ruining the number one?
So I didn't know that. I don't know number five,
but at Paisley today, I don't know about Let's go

(01:19:21):
out of order. Number one, seeing Red with Kids falling?
Number two, better Man a Little Big Towns number three
Sober Saturday Night and the number four song Thomas Red,
star of the show. I'll just play that one now.

(01:19:42):
I like this one, all right. I totally mess that up.
It's okay. Just when I thought I wasn't human, I
do that. Let's go Bobby Pause, Bobby Show show. A
lottery winner is suing a lot because it ruined her life.

(01:20:03):
The youngest lottery winner in the UK says the lottery
ruined her life. She's now taking legal action. She says,
I thought of in my life ten times better, made
it ten times worse. I wish I had no money
most days. She's seventeen years old, and she's like, some
of my age should not be allowed to win this money.
That's crazy, right, I mutch Batch your big lottery. You
play lottery all the time. I've never won a million

(01:20:24):
dollars and it would not ruin my life. I don't care.
You shouldn't be able to sue. What kind of idiot
says a million dollars ruins their life? Like they're absolutely
an idiot if they think a million dollars ruin their lives.
The whole TV show about how the lottery ruined my life,
but it doesn't really ruin your life. Isn't that weird
that seventeen year olds can play the lottery and win, Like,
you can't ruin to Vegas. You gotta be twenty one

(01:20:45):
in Vegas to gamble. And this is the UK, but
still seven whatever, Like they can drink at right, So
you can play the lottery of eighteen in the United
States and eighteen is the adult age. Love it? Oh
that's okay, seventeen, that's that's not that I don't wait,
but still that is crazy. It's a crazy story. I
got a story too about a guy smuggling gold. In
a second. They're just gonna blow your mind. Just wait

(01:21:08):
for it. It's crazy. Um. Scientists revealed the best sure
for a sore throat Are you ready for this? One
table spoon of raw honey twice daily, straight off the spoon,
because it cuts throat throat pain in half and destroys
the germs. So if you get a store, throats are awful.
We all get them at some point. One table spoon

(01:21:28):
of raw honey. I like that. Honey's anti macrobial. There
is a new Bobby cast s up with Walker Hayes.
I Heart Radio search Bobby cast this gold smuggling story.
I'm gonna telling a minute. You guys are gonna think
it's crazy. How this guy was smuggling gold. We'll do
that too. How about this guy he smuggled twelve gold

(01:21:53):
bars at the airport in his rectum? How is that possible? Twelve?
I mean one maybe and dugging maybe. A thirty six
year old man was cod attempting to smuggle with twelve
gold bars pass customs, hiding them in his bump, like
you're talking about blocks of gold. According to the reports,

(01:22:14):
he checked his luggage and it had several led lamps,
and that's what drew the red flags because they were like,
why do this guy of l d lamps eight gold
bars each way? A hundred grahams were found in the
lamps back covers, so they found these gold bars. He
denied carrying more gold, but after me put to a
metal detector, they found twelve gold bars in his butt.

(01:22:37):
So in totally found twenty gold bars. I mean, you know,
pardon me. Wants to be like, you know, where there's
a will, there's a way, but it's also like it's like,
so you can't it illegal to carry gold? I think

(01:22:57):
it's illegal to smuggle things period, just the whole butt part.
That's what makes it more entertaining. I'm like, was it necessary?
Maybe you had nowhere else to put it? First back,
I'm sorry, sir, you're at fifty two pounds. Well, crap,

(01:23:18):
I guess I'll take two pounds. I'll be back in
a second. Alright, wait, wait this now? Oh pounds, sir?
You're okay? Yes, all right, show, let's go. Thanks for hanging.

(01:23:45):
I hope you Valentine's Day goes awesome. I'm on Instagram,
Mr Bobby Bones, and don't forget there's a new Bobby
Cast up. I did it from my house last night.
Walker Hayes came by nobody making you. I enjoyed that one.
I'm also a huge Walker Hayes fan, and he's out

(01:24:05):
on I took him out on tour on my comedy tour.
He played right before me. I mean, I'm just a
huge fan. So I enjoyed everybody just because I'm a
huge fan. Can you broke up with me? Go to
I Heart Radio search Bobby cast you broke up with Me?
Or you can download you know the podcast on iTunes
Like our show. It's up there to go on. Yes,

(01:24:27):
you don't know what you want until you see I'm
moving on, making lonely look like freedom. Baby, don't even
hack like I'm doing something wrong. If my song comes
on and I get lost on that dance flow, somebody's
arm said, hey, joke, you can't crash my party with
Joe say saying walker heads in the Bobby cast. You
raining on my money. Be safe? Oh man, you know

(01:24:50):
what I mean. Tonight I need a bunch of babies
and I'm gonna send yo good. Think about that. You'll
for getting girl. You made your bid and did in
on me, and and whoa sending wrong down the match.
If I guys have a great Tuesday, We'll see you
on Wednesday Morning Show. Come on Bobby Show.