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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bobby Bones transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bone the Bone.
Oh yes, look on the Monday Show. Good morning. Well right,
all right, we're back. You've heard of Mensa. Yeah, it's
the club for geniuses. It's like the top two. Have

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you heard of Densa? Oh? Is that for the bottom
sweet of our crew? Who would you put in Densa? Oh? Man,
it's not a nice question, it's just not I just
told me so, you pass. I mean fine, I mean
I go. I guess I'll go ahead and prevent myself
for my feelings being hurt. I'll put myself in. Okay,

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see that she's like eight mile style. I like that.
You know what I put myself into? Yeah, yeah, you're not.
Would you put in I'd put in Amy? Okay? It
we go recognizing people doing cool things. Listen to this.
An eight six year old Georgie Man has donated four

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hundred thousand dollars to a local charity, not at once
because he's rich, but over thirty years, using the money
from je recycling. He started recycling decades ago and has
donated four hundred thousand dollars to his church and other
local charities. Isn't that crazy. He picks up can trash
and garbage and we sid wow, I see you. The

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Bobby Bones Show its producer Ray big Night at the
Oscars Moonlight one Best Picture. After the award was mistaken,
we've given the Lala Land at first. The complete winners
list is on our website, Bobby Bones dot com. In
other news, Judge Wabner of the People's Court died at
the age of ninety seven. He was hospitalized a week
ago with breathing problems, and finally in Manhattan, a drone

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crashed through a window of a high rise apartment. Luckily
nobody was injured. Authorities are still investigating the situation. I
didn't stay up to watch the Oscars. I mean, that's
so late last night, but I woke up and it
was the whole They gave it to La La Land
and then La La Land didn't really win, and it

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just looks like a big mess up on stage because
they're they're giving their acceptance speech for about two minutes, yeah,
and then they go, uh, la La and you did
not winuff. Well. I just feel like they handled it
really well. The La La Land people rep bluff you
kicked this off, and Damien Hill we're standing on your shoulders.
We lost, by the way, but you know, I'm sorry.

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There's a mistake. Moonlight. You guys won Best Picture. This
is not a joke. I'm afraid they read the wrong thing.
This is not a joke. Moonlight is one Best picture.
Moonlight Best Picture. What couldn't that happen? When I was
watching in the first part, it was so boring. It's

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so boring. I'm also been watching that, Tony because it's
about shows on Broadway that I also have never seen.
I thought the timber Lake thing was cool. That was good.
Other than that, I was like, I'm out. It's like
the beginning and the end we're awesome. And I didn't
watch the end. So at the beginning and then TV
Lynn and I want everybody loves Raymond. Alright, time for

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your positivity, and we're gonna bring you something to try
to make a smile, try to put you in a
good mood. It's called tell me something good. Okay. So
we have a seven year old in Chicago being recognized
as a hero after saving his mom's life when she
suffered a stroke at home. Police say the just turned

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seven year old was brushing his teeth as mom trying
to feel in wobbly. So it runs over and uses
the burglar alarm panel to call one because she had
showed him how to do that in case he couldn't
find the phone. And so he did and he goes
to do and they answered, it's like my mom, and
they came and saved and she's good. Isn't that crazy? Like,

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first of all seven awesome. Secondly, he knows how to
use a burglar alarm panel as a secondary if you
can't find the phone. Yeah, wow, some good. So a
girl asked Google for a job. She's only seven years old.
She wrote a letter to the CEO, and the CEO
of Google responded to her, which he's probably a busy dude,
you know, I'm sure he probably has a lot going on.
But she said, dear Google boss, my name is Chloe,

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and when i'm bigger, I would like a job at Google.
And she went on and on about her love for computers,
and he replied to her, I'm glad that you like
computers and robots, and I look forward to receiving your
job application when you finish school. I want to write
letter so like CEOs and presidents stuff, but as a
six year old. That's how you get responses. Yeah, as
an adult you don't. But you're like dear Mr. Trump,

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and you're write it with a crayon. It's my six
year old voice with the wrong hand. I would like
assigned an autograph picture and then that's how you probably
get one back. Do it, do it? Do it? I
probably get arrested from personally a kid or something. Lunchbox.
There was this couple in New York. They found a
pitbull abandoned in the house and it was malnourished. They

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nursed it back to health and then the local fire
departments like, oh here, you know, will foster the dog
until you can find a permanent home. A week later,
the fire department called said, can we just adopt the dog?
So now it's the house dog. Wow. Here's the latest
from Nashville and Tullywood Amy's thirty second Skinny John Party
did the black and white thing for his dirt on

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My Boots video. You can see him backstage making his
way out to perform, and then at the end of
the video he's leaving the venue with a super hot girl.
We all love the song. The video is awesome. You
can check it out right now. At Bobby bones dot com.
So low cash is Chris Lucas and his wife Caitlin
are expecting baby number three. She's doing September. They have
a son, Kaden, who's six, and a daughter, Remy, who

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was born at last March. So congratulations to them. I'm Amy,
that's your thirty second skinny down head, Sorry to day.
This story comes from Sandy, Utah. A nine year old
man was excited he got his concealed carry permit, goes,
buys his first gun, goes out to the parking lot,
loads it up, goes to put it in holster. Boom,

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shoots himself in the leg He owned the gun for
all of six minutes before he shot himself in the legs.
A lot of those stories people shoot themselves, Like we
all have our favorite kinds of stories. His own people
shoot themselves. Well, I mean it's hilarious. He owned the
gun for six minutes before he shot himself his first gun.

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It sounds like Amy when she got her permit, like
she was gonna go out and Carrie and I don't know,
and she put it in a fanny pag and she
walked into the store with it was a handgun, like
she had a corn commoner, but that's what she looked like.
She was walking in because she was afraid to go
to shoot herself and me on the bone head the
next day, I'm much that's your bonut story of to day. Yeah,

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shoot a story about this girl who cheated in a
half marathon. And the funniest thing was she didn't get
caught because someone actually saw her cutting around. Her name
is Jane, and so she runs she finished his second, which,
by the way, you're gonna cheat in a big race,
don't win, don't finish second or third because then someone's
gonna look. And so what happened was he zoomed in

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on her GPS watching the picture, and that's when he
saw that, wait, that's not right. That the amount of
miles on her watch it doesn't match the miles that
she should have run inside the race. And so she
then apologized. She admitted of taking a shortcut and then
using a bike everything. Yeah, I'm crazy is all that.

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But the guy zoomed in now since Instagram let you
zoom and saw her GPS watch didn't have the amount
of miles right. Eddie is our video producer. Eddie has
a nine year old who loves movies and you guys
watch the Oscars last night. Yeah, this was like the
first time he's really sat down and made a big
deal about the Oscars, like you want to someday? Yeah

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for what? Thank you my movies. You can be a director.
You're gonna be an actor director. But I bet one
of my actors will go up there confidence. He doesn't
want to be on screen. Huh No, he wants the
direct movies. Yeah, it's weird for a kid that doesn't
want to fame. Oh, one of your actors, one of
the actors that you're directing. Yeah, And where are you
gonna sit? You sit the very back on the top.

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I get a lot of famous actors to get like,
I like who, I don't know because all the famous
actors right now would be super old. Are you gonna
sit in the front row? You're gonna sit in the
very top, very front row, the very front. And then
what are you gonna say when you get your first award?
I prayed to God that this will happen, and it did.

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Oh that's a good one. Are you gonna thank anyone?
Mommy and my little brother who who stop sometimes stopped
playing with his toys, and watched my movies and you're
gonna thank me. You're gonna thank me first though, uh yeah,
doubt it. There's a whole Bill Cosby routine from way

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back in the day, and then constrol I did too
about why people don't think their dad's first. It's like
dads did all this and yeah, they're like, don't say
thanks my mom. Yeah, why is that? It's a listen
they're too funny, like funny comedies catches you can watch, Okay,
I will watch it. That's funny, it's funny. He doesn't
want to be on camera there as a kid. Do
you think you want to be the star? Yeah, he's
not all about that. He wants to make the movies.

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Does he do the stuff in classes where he goes
like does plays and stuff? Does he like to be
in those? Not yet, they don't have that yet. They
have no kind of a nine years old any kind
of like assemblies, so they have to act out carrots
and stuff. No, there's been one class that he missed.
He wasn't available for it, but it was one class
to make a movie trailer. And we're like, I already
did that at home, so I wasn't I didn't feel
too bad that he missed it. But yeah, and they
do not really do anything like theater yet. Now I

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was at second grade. I was saying Polly Wally Doodle
at the top of my lung in front of a
full auditorium. Me too. Do you guys have like plays
in second grade? Yeah? I mean I remember doing performances
like I was stop in the name of the what
is that the that? Please Mr? A school performance to

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wear a white glove and everything. No, I didn't win.
It was just a show we put on, like in
the third grade. Yeah, he's in the second Me. Some
of those coming, they'll be directing them a teacher. I
got this all right, coming up in a second. Hey,
who was with Ray when I almost hit the motorcyclist?

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I was with him. It was a It was a cyclist,
a bicycle. Yeah, and he actually came in punting on race.
The guys are punching raised car. Okay. I didn't know
if it was real or not real. Judge Wabner died
from People's Court, which if you're twenty five or so,
you may not know. It was a big deal that

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we were kids. That was the first court TV show
that we wanted. So Morgan is the youngest on our show,
and she's she runs the show's up producer. How old
you I'm for? Do you know Judge WoT? I don't
see I put the other list of things we all
know Judge wat right, Okay, we're also ten years older
than you. Okay, Morgan, do you know what a starter

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jacket is? Yeah? Go ahead. Isn't that just isn't that
a name brand? Okay? So that's what you know it
as now it's a it's a Brandy could bite Walmart
right now. Back in the day, since we're talking back
in the day, and I can never afford one, but
all the cool kids had them that have a team
on it. It It was a pull over that it was
for like four years. It was the coolest thing you

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could have. So no, she's she's no on that one.
All right, guys? Does she get poggs? Yes? Or no? No? No, Morgan,
do you know what a pog is? It was a
little like coin thing that had a little characters on them,
and you played a game. I didn't play like kind
of but in that same vein. Yeah, okay, how about this, Well,

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she know who Judge Edo is? No? Oh, may maybe
do you know who Judge Morgan? No? What's what all
these judges I know, judge Judge Eto want to come
back because of the O J. Simpsons stuff. They were
Best Documentary one last night and then it was that
people versus O J. Judge Lanceto was the judge for O. J. Simpson.

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He didn't know that one didn't know that one. I
don't like this game. We have all this stuff that
we talked about, like normal everything that Morgan has no idea.
Morgan name two best boys songs, Um Brooklyn, don't. I
don't accept that you're thinking the no sleep until Brooklyn. Yeah,
And I don't know you're putting me on the spot.

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I don't know. Oh no, what is this like? What
Morgan doesn't know? Day? It's like, yes, it's a generational
you know the now CDs. I used to have a
couple of now CDs with Best Boys songs on him.
But I don't remember that had to be now now
a long time ago now or something. How about finish

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this the movie ace Ventura Blank Pet Detective? Okay, do
you remember that one? Or now? Yes? I love that movie,
remember too? Wasn't Nature Calls or something? Something? Like that
and it was terrible. I think they wrote it in
a day. Silly putty. Yeah, I played with that as
a kid. Yeah, like the Plato stuff. Yeah, kind of

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like sticky and I don't know what you're playing with
the kind if you get like copy print with it
and stuff. Okay, thank you Morgan for making it still old.
You can leave now, you're good. Morgan stole my jacket
a long time ago and she wears it around every day.
I noticed that's yours. Yeah, and so it's it's kind

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of like Morgan's wearing my jacket. You keep it so
cold in here, you know, why keep your brain going
and you can buy your own jacket Morgan. Yeah, and
actually like that racking a what I wonder where it went? Morgan?
Where's every day? Let's go. We have a glass room
where our producers all were. Our producer Rays ahead of

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our audio Ray and Eddie were out. What happened? You're
driving right now, and that's something comes punches your car. Yeah,
me and Eddie were kind of thinking of a funny bit.
So we were stopping by people on the street and
acting like we were there uber driver. Wait, okay, could
have been a dumb idea and that's gonna get you guys.

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That hurt. No, no, no. So people were just walking
down the street right yes, and we pull up frantically
and act like we've been searching for this person forever
and we go no. It says you're standing right there.
But the people didn't get that fluster and they were
just like, no, I didn't order an uber. So it
ended up not being funny. But one time I pulled
up to a guy and he was like, no, no,
I'm not your uber. I was like, okay, cool, cool,
I'm gonna get back on the road. I pulled onto

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the road. A biker was coming right next to me.
I just about hit the dune. He starts beating on
my window and I was like, oh crap, Eddie, what
do I do? What am I doing? Eddie's like just
draw try. It's like gunned it and you know the
suv is not the best right now a gun in it.
So I'm going like two miles an hour. Then there's
traffic backed up. I'm like, the biker's gonna catch you.
He wasn't happy. We were worried he's gonna come back
and just like give us some choice words. Yeah, Yeah,

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he definitely got a good probably like three or four
punches on the car. I mean, the dude breaks my window.
What am I doing? I can't almost hit him? So
I was like, I just gotta go. Was he in
the middle of the road, he was in the bike lane,
he was on the side of the road. We were
on the side of the road talking to the fake
uber writer guys. That fake uberything. By the way, it's funny,

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but that's not That's one of those borderlinees where you
go to the wrong person who thinks you're trying to
abduct them, right, But how many people are expecting for
renuber to come out and just be like, apparently none
are you John, I'm your uber? And they're like, no,
I'm not John. Thinking something funny about that, but man,
that's that's so unsafe. And then you almost run a

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guy over. Yeah, that was scary. But we weren't going
up to girls though. We were going up to business
guys who were on the go, look like they needed
to get somewhere and just be frantically confused and they're
like what, no, no, I don't need a newer, like
you're we're your uber? You know, I get the bet
I get it. It's a good try. But we didn't
record that though. Well it was our first tells, our
first attempt, and then we almost got it. We almost

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had a guy on a bike. We're like, get out
of here. We're going all right, Thank you guys. Hey,
Bobby Bones dot com, you can check out John Party's
brand new video for Darta My Boom have a little
Bobby Bones dot call it out. Also this weekend, Little

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Big Town started their residency at the Rhyman and so
they played a couple of shows here and here is
filled up from a Little Big Town talking about that.
I think we feel a responsibility to honor that place
and what it represents I mean, and what it represents
us personally. But you know, us being the face of
the first artist ever to do this at the Rhyme,
and it's just so amazing to have any record that

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came out. It's this is the first week of it
being out. And they were doing an autograph signing at
like three pm on Saturday, and they played a show
that night and one of the shows, Christ able To
comes out and surprises the crowd. That's a song that's

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pretty cool, right, like staple that comes out a little bit.
They played their entire new album the first night, from
front to back, and then played their hits too. So
I listen to the album over the over the trip
this weekend. Pretty good. It takes me a while, though.
I can't just listen to something and we'll be like,
that's amazing. So I like the Happy People's song though,
So there's that coming up in a bit. I mean,

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I can throw the never gonna get it at you
want it now? All right? I think today's pretty interesting. Ready,
never gonna get it? Here we go. Forty six percent
couples have admitted they've gone behind their partners back and
done this. Let's just go half okay. Half a couple
is admitted they've gone behind their partners back and done this. Okay,

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here we go. We gotta get it. Well, that last
week is over because it's where a bunch of googery
program directors from all over the country come together and
they have seminars and they talk goobery things, things that
I don't even understand, and then they have little shows

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at night and everybody just goes out and just get
just just locking it all night long. Right, would you
guys say that's pretty much it. Yeah, nailed it, and
you two went out a lot lunchbox and Eddie did.
We did. We tried to get our bases out there,
exposed a little bit. Yeah, you're supposed to do with
the people. You know, our our program directors from other
stations and people in the biz. Our program directors are

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not goobery, but they're good people. They're good people them.
So there's this thing called new Faces and you vote,
and it's like artists who in the last year I've
become a big deal and like Granger Smith played at
Marion Morris, John Party, William Michael Morrigan. Who am I forgetting?
Um uh Drake White, Drake White? You so right, Yeah

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that's not Drake White. Pressure. How that was that good?
It was good? They were all really good. Yeah, highlight
who like shined big time? Well, I'd say Marion Morris did.
I mean she came out. She was I think the
last one to come out, so they kind of left
the best for lasting. She killed it, man, I mean
she she just wanted Grammy, so she definitely showed it
and she killed the room for sure. Yeah. Yeah, but

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you know, everyone, we're all kind of jaded in the room.
Where in the industry, since I guess these artists expect
for the whole room to light up like the way
they've been doing it on the road, and everyone's just
kind of eating their chicken and drinking their wine. So
I kind of felt for the artists a little bit. Ray,
did you see Granger and they do ear old Devils? Yeah,
he left the stage, you thought he was gone. He

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comes back, he goes les is here. Everyone's like, yeah, good,
of course. Yeah, and then he crashed a couple of
beers and the explode up exploded on stage. Yeah, people
loved it. I said, he's ripped her. Okay, he took
a shirt off. Dude, Ray, did you expect that, Granger?

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He's ripped, especially for having a punctured lung for a
while and probably couldn't work out. Kids and stuff. Don't
you have kids. Yeah, but they didn't come out of him.
There was no bounce back kids. Dude, Dude, I don't
look like that, and I don't think I'll ever look
like that. I do think there's the difference. Yeah, I
think like he works out hard, works hard. Yeah, yeah,

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you know, yeah, I guess so, like I told you,
because you've lost a lot of weight. Yeah, now it's
sounding to rebuild those muscles. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
rebuild or get put the weight back. I don't know.
I've had muscles my whole life. I just got to
kind of get him out. You know, have we known
you during that time? Yeah, it's just been covered with
layers of bad, isn't all everybody? Yes, So now that

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I've lost the weight, they're starting to come out. They Yeah,
Mike D's ripped. He's getting ripped, like he's working out,
like Mike's alto a hundred pounds right and just by
eating right and exercising, and so now he's started to
do weights for the first first time ever. Yeah, first
time ever. He's starting to get like veins and stuff
in his arms. Yeah, like it's it's it's crazy, just veins,

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no muscles. Even the picture on kidding, I'm kidding, dang
you you were asking how comeing great drop muscles and
you didn't Well it's a fair question. No, it's not
just dad. I'm a dad. I mean dad exactly my point.
We should all have muscles like that. Okay, Okay, that's

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your point, all right, So you're theyre never going to
get a question is about half couples. Someone has done
this behind the other one's back, like laundered money. Whoa,
oh my god called the same thing. If you're like

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stealing money from your own account, like sneakily without them noticing.
That's like Amy's got a whole drug trade going on,
you know, like you know twenty here, twenty there, lunch by, Yes,
TV show cheated, like where you you're supposed to watch
a show together, but you watched it without him. Yeah,
we don't look there you go and every time I

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everybody has the comment will say, oh, this is an
easy one. Yeah, I didn't even call us one, eddie.
What would you have had looked up exces on Facebook?
Oh that's kind of serious, though, that's not serious that

(23:38):
everybody does. But don't seriosity. By the way, I saw
Amy with my ex girlfriend and the Instagram picture. Yeah right,
they put your comment? Did someone pull your comment? I
pulled up because I let me tell you what pull comments?
I didn't know. Let me tell you what happened. I'm
on Instagram right, listen. I thought Emmy was like keeping
the man down over there, don't walk out the studio,

(23:59):
raise our audio producer, and so Ray loves to comment
on everybody's pictures. And it was Amy, my friend Laura Patrotski,
who does who works for Fox, and my ex girlfriend
and you guys all went to yoga together. Yes, okay,
and Ray writes on Amy's instagram something, what did you write?
I said, I can't believe you did that? You know

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what I'm talking? Yes, okay, what are you? What are
you referring to? But she puts the picture of your
ex girlfriend? Yeah, but I have since they've broken up,
she's gone to Haiti with me like they've been broken
you know. You know as well, your ex girlfriend is
awesome and she's my friend. So I don't know what
you want me to do. Hey, Ray said, you know

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what you're doing. Everybody knows her as his ex girlfriend,
not as your friend. That's true. Go ahead, okay, well
I would would you like me to inform you at
this moment that she's we're also going on a trip
together next month? Right, it's your ex girlfriend. I haven't
seen her in you yours. I was like that because

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she with her, that's because they can't be friends. Really,
I mean, you could just put you could just go
to yoga with her. No need to rub it in
Bobby's face and put a picture on Instagram. That's what
she's kind of doing, like, hey, Bobby, look at me,
I'm hanging out with your ex girlfriend instead of just

(25:21):
I thought you knew we hung out sometimes and you
liked it. I liked it, but you didn't mind. I
like it. I really need you to take one for
the time. No, no, no no, I'm sorry. Not liked it,
but then it didn't. I just saw rays comment and
get taken down. I was like, his Amy, No, she
texted me, so I was like, I'll take it down.
Didn't whoa don't? She just said like, what are you

(25:48):
doing about? You know what I'm talking about? Don't right?
I did not ask you to do You didn't ask me,
I said, I said, right, is your comment about Kara
question mark? Ray was yes, weird and I go so
then I'm like, wait, I go, is that bad? She's
my friend? And then he replied that I deleted it.

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I don't even care. I honestly shouldn't have said that.
Don't hate me, and I go all good, Ray scared
now the Rath Listen, you don't want Amy Raths. I
don't have a rap and I never asked him to
take it down. I was gonna I little left it.
I just he said you know what I'm talking about
and wanted to make sure. I was like, you knew,
we all knew, didn't we Let me ask you this.

(26:30):
When I'm with her in a couple of weeks, anything
about her, I don't care. I just saw Rais comment.
It was like, what is he talking about? I mean,
it's been raised, always causing trouble on my Instagram to
always post at comments. Yeah, you shut me down whenever

(26:52):
I can. Yes, I didn't know that when you whenever
he wants audio from his Instagram, I have to log
in a mind so that I can look at I forgot.
Maybe that's what you gotta do. I think race comments
are funny. I'm like, why can I not see both pictures?
That's right? He blobby, You need to change that. No,

(27:14):
I don't know. I think about that too much. Struggle
over there. Oh man, Sorry y'all. So there was the
big Oscars messed up last night where they get up
and they announced best Picture and then it turns out
they handed Warren Baby who read it and passed it over.
They hand him the wrong envelope, Like it wasn't his fault,
and so it was a whole thing. I don't even

(27:37):
know because I went to bed. You're talking about this
in the skinny, Yeah I can. Okay, let's do it. Here.
Here's the latest from Meshville and Tully good Samy's thirty
second skinny. So yeah, they did mess up the Best
Picture announcement. A lot of people are like, how in
the world does that happen? Well, they make two envelopes
for everything to keep it stage right and stage left

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for people that are walking out, and somehow an envelope
that wasn't used during the Best Actress announcement, which was
Emma Stone from La La Land, got into Warren Beatty's hands. Okay,
that makes sense to me in a way, because she
walked away with one of the envelopes, and I was like,
how did they get back on the stage if they
have to? Wow? And so here this is him reading

(28:19):
them reading La La Land, except it wasn't bluff. You
kicked this off, and Damion Hill, we're standing on your
shoulders and right now they're excepting the award we lost,
by the way, but I'm sorry. There's a mistake. Moonlight,
you guys won best Picture. This is not a joke.

(28:40):
I'm afraid they read the wrong thing. This is not
a joke. Moonlight is one best picture. But her I
love Awkward so much. I just woke up this morning
and I was like, what poor Warren Batties sitting there.
He's like, whola, how do you know anything wrong? But
he and he even looked at the envelope for a
while because he's all in a stone lallol and he's

(29:01):
like whatever, and then say dunaways like the winner's lalla land.
And then it wasn't the fault. I know, it wasn't
their fault, but she was just trying to read it
and you he like whispered her. He goes, but it
says him a stone. But then all at the Lands
already coming up on the stage. Oh my goodness. I
was like, we are the world up there. Like it
was like a hundred people up there on the stage
singing a song. It was like that great. And then

(29:21):
people are like coming up behind him like whispering, Hey, sorry,
you didn't win. You need to get up the stage.
It's going to the Moonlight, which did see Steve Harvey's tweet.
He said like, hey guys, I fell fell asleep last night.
What I missed hashtag oscars m really quickly. Brett Young
was talking about a show that he was addicted to

(29:42):
and he couldn't get enough of. And you know what
it is from back in the day, Dawson's Creek, And
we didn't have DVR back then, so he had to
tape it with a VHS if he wanted to get
every single episode. I'm amy, that's your thirty seconds, Skinny's boy.
There was another up with the Oscars last night. You
know they do that video everybody that dies. They put

(30:05):
up somebody who was still alive. Janet Patterson, costume designer,
smiling happy and they rest in Peaceter and she's still alive. Like,
for sure, somebody's in trouble. For sure. I saw that
Bill Paxxton died for me. Wasn't Bill Paxton? And Twister?

(30:28):
Was he to make that? He was? That's what I
know him from. That was such a good movie. And
so Bill Paxston died. It's sixty one years old, complications
from a surgery stroke. Is that what happened during the
surgery and then he had surgery and then complications after that. Okay,
my grandma had to stroke during surgery. But so they

(30:48):
listed movies. I don't know him from Titanic, me neither.
I was trying to figure out who he wasn't Titanic,
and I'm sure if we saw a Google image we'd
be like, oh, but I didn't know him from that. Yeah,
he's the scientist from the beginning who's actually researched the time.
Oh he's like the current time guy in the old days.
Oh see, I knew I would there we go because
I couldn't. Everyone was like Titanic actor. I was like,

(31:08):
I know Billy Zane from Titanic, and I know Kate.
Weren't all what's Kate's last name? Oh yeah, yeah, that's
what I said. Yeah, weren't all James Simpson. Okay, we
didn't he want to Oscar last night from jail? Oh
he didn't. They didn't go. Let's go Knome to the
self ROJ. I like to think everybody from my one didn't.

(31:30):
Kimmel made some joke about how what did he get
slowney sandwich tonight? That's funny. I didn't see that, just like,
oh boy, that was a battle. No awkward was when
they would go to Mel Gibson and he'd be with
his granddaughter except as his wife. Yeah, I thought it
was his daughter. I mean it's Mel looking old and

(31:52):
eve whit and candy like, and this young girl is
right next to him and his wife. And I was like, dang,
I to know whether to be like, man, that's creepy
or play on play I didn't know. I was torn.
I settle with that's creepy because I don't think Mill
Giftson's that good of a dude, like all the male
gifts and stuff like, I'm just gonna get he just
doesnt seem like a good dude to me, so I

(32:12):
must good that's creepy. If he's a good dude, I'd
be like play. But I don't know if that did
look weird. Yeah, Bill Paxton died. He was in Big
Love on HBO Weird Science, which is a little before
me Titanic. I do know the part now, Twister. He
was in a ton of movies, yeah, only six. He
was Morgan Earp and Tombstone. Remember I'll be Huckleberry. Do

(32:34):
you guys remember Tomstone? I remember that movie. Kurt Russell.
I don't know, I don't know anyway. Rest in peace.
Bill Paxson died. Judge Wattner died. He's nineties seven years old.
Judge Waltoner and People's Court was that was huge back
in the day. That was he made Judge Judy, Judge
Judy because that was a big show. And she's the

(32:55):
highest pap person on TV. She better sell all of
our shows for two hundred million dollars. Even after all
the money she's made. She's about to take them all
and go. She owns them and go. I sell him
back and you can use them twitter million bucks to
a company. And that's some money right there. Guy, I
wanted to go on a test ride from Maserati, think
by buying a Maserati. Name's Michael so I took it

(33:16):
out on Wednesday years old. It's a Maserati Grand Therese
Mo and he said he wanted to show the vehicle
off to his girlfriend. And for some reason, the dealership
employee got off, got out of the car at a
boat dock and they guy drove off and stole the car.
My goodness, you saw the opportunity. And the man takes
a hundred and fifty thousand dollar Maserati on a test

(33:38):
drive and ditches the salesman to steal the supercar. No
word yet on if the car's back or not. Well,
you guys think of Maserati, I'm not into them. Like
there was one of our old work and somebody had
it and I was like, man, I just do not
think that car looks cool. It's like, I don't. I'm
not a Porsche guy. Oh yeah. Amy's husband and I've
had this long debate about purses, and my husband loved them,

(34:01):
like it's his dream car. I think maybe they're strong
or something. Which one. I know, there's a lots, and
I'm like, I don't get the Porsche thing. All I
know is one day, if I don't know, I am
super successful in some way, shape or for him and
I can buy him one. He like loved me forever. Yeah,
well you know what, if you want to buy him,
I'll take one if it's being bought for me. I'm
gonna go look at a Jeep today. Oh you are

(34:21):
yeah nice. I don't. I'm trying not to make impulse purchases.
I don't think I'll buy it, but I'm gonna go
make my first look at the Jeep today. I was
talking to one of our station program directors about it
last week. I was like, I think he goes usually
buy a jeep, it will help with your image. I'm like, wait,
what manly outdoors? Will a jeep help that? That's not

(34:47):
the direction I wanted to go, But um no, I
probably I don't know, but anyway, I'm gonna look at
a jeep. Today we are going to do confessions, So
if you have a confession, you can call us. They're
called Monday Morning Confessions, and they give you a husband confessions,
wife confessions, kid confessions, jail confessions. We don't care. Kylie
and Oklahoma, Welcome to the show. Hi, Hi, how are you?

(35:10):
I'm great? How are you really good? Give me a
Monday Morning confession to start us off here. Okay, So
I have a three month old and he's pretty gassy.
You know, babies are pretty gassy, and you know, I
have hormones that are going crazy still. I'm kind of
recovering from having a child, and I may be a
little gassy at times. And he may have been blamed

(35:32):
for one of mine the other day because my husband said,
oh my gosh, what did he just did? Like I said, oh,
I can't believe you just did. That's a big one.
So you're blaming your three month old for your gas. Yeah,
it was because he's pretty loud. But I guess I
just lost one too. And it just was really easy
because I was holding him and I thought, oh. I said,
oh man, that was a big one, Bob, And he said,

(35:53):
that's disgusting. He's getting worse. And I said, I know
those are getting bad. That' have lied and said it
was not you may have you did, but I did.
That's so embarrassing. I'm so kind of a new newly wed.
So I had to. I had to fuss it off
because girls don't do those things. They do not do
those you're right about. I've never met a girl that

(36:16):
did that. All right, Kylie, thank you for the call.
Thank you all right. See that's what I'm talking about.
That that's the kind of confession we like. Sometimes these
go down an awkward path and we have to end
the segment. Sometimes we don't know if we need to
call someone. Yeah, sometimes like should we alert the authorities?
We go out and break and we're like, okay, do
we alert the authorities or now? And I hope we

(36:36):
don't have any of those one perfect. Okay, Monday Morning Confessions,
Get it off your chest. Jamie has a parent confession
in Albany, New York. Hi Jamie, Hi, how are you.
I'm really good? Thank you for calling. What would you
like to add to the segment dedicated to the show?
Show Dedicated to the show. I even shut off wave too,

(36:58):
which I know you know what that means. I do.
That's John Mayer's second wave that came out, which is fantastic.
By the way, Thank you very much for doing that.
Thanks for listening. You're welcome, and thank you for having me.
I have a good parent confession. Okay, I'm ready. Um.
When my son was in sixth grade, he started those well,
every year they had them the English test in the
math test that they have like once a year that

(37:20):
they sent home the letters to parents that say, make
sure they get good sleep, make sure they get good breakfast.
Um I was. I thought I was parent of the
year for sure, because every time my son would have
these tests, I would set out this King's breakfast. I
called it a King's Bakfast and had everything fruit and
waffles and juice and orange juice. And it also included

(37:41):
um like sa campaigne or like sparkling apple cider and
like he he had everything. Well new this is a
one year I was. It was a big test. I
made him as King's breakfast, got up in the morning
and just went all out for him. And he took this,
took the ship of his cider, and he was like,
I don't like it, and I'm like, buddy, you have

(38:02):
to have a good breakfast, really important. So I made
him drink everything, made him eat everything at the plate,
went sent him to school. Well, it wasn't until later
in the afternoon that I opened the refrigerator and realized
that I had not given him sparkling apple cider. I
had given him real champagne and had forced him to
drink it the whole glass. And he took the test drunk.

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What did you tell him? For the record, he did
the best he ever did on any of those times,
and he graduated the year earlier. He's now eighteen years old,
so we're super proud of him. But to this day, like,
I have never really told anyone that I sent my
kids to school drunk. Wow, in the end, it turned

(38:55):
out great. Did he did he call him like, Mom,
I don't feel good. Yeah, that was exactly how I knew.
He kept like he called and he said he had
a headache, that he wasn't feeling good, that he wanted
to throw up, and I kept saying to him, but
you just go back and take the test. It's like,
just try to like take deep us. It's not you know,
I thought he had an anxiety the opposite. Wow, thank

(39:19):
you for the call. Dang that see that that's a parent.
That's a good fairy confession. Years later, Statch in limitations over. Ye,
thank you, Jamie, have a good morning. How about this,
Let's go over to Destiny and Gainesville, Florida. Hey Destiny, Hey,
welcome to Monday Morning Confessions. You're on. Thanks. So, I
guess my confession was kind of similar to what Amy

(39:40):
was talking about earlier. Um, I recently got married this year,
and when we got married, we opened a joint bank account,
but I still had my checking and savings account with
the same bank, and so I just kind of take
care of the money. And so every time I put
twenty dollars into our joint savings account, I put another
twenty into my old savings account. And I haven't really

(40:03):
told my husband, but I do it on his phone
and he can see everything I do and everything, and
I figured it was a good way to keep some
extra money's side. But I have to admit I haven't.
I haven't really admitted it to him yet. You're hiding money,
would say you're laundering money in your house. Yeah, well,
I mean let us know how that goes. Yes, I
think you should tell him that when divorce confessions happens, Oh,

(40:28):
they can work it out. Okay, does any thank you?
He'll be like I do that too, and you'll be like, yeah,
it's like we not the one can trust each other.
For the record, I just brought that up for the
game we were playing for never going to get it.
I don't personally launder money. Elizabeth and Macan, Georgia. Hi,
good morning, Good morning. Go ahead, Monday Morning Confession. You're on. Yes,

(40:51):
I have a parent confession. I have two boys, three
and eight, and my three year old is highly, highly
highly allergic to peanuts. So we turn. Holidays come around.
In the most recent was one's times. I get all
of their candy and I say I'm checking it for peanuts.
Well this year I didn't give it back at eight
at all. So you even took the ones that weren't peanuts. Well, yes,

(41:16):
and I haven't. They asked me where's that candy? And
I tell them that you have to ask your dad.
I don't know where he put it. And did they
ask dad? I don't know, but they don't really need it.
Oh boy, here we go. And I mean it's not
good for them. Well, thank you for calling the show.

(41:37):
All right, thanks, all right, hello you on the air.
Carly and Louisiana. Oh hold carl and Louisiana. How are you? Yes? Good?
How are you? I'm really good? Go ahead, okay, Um.
You know, my husband's truck is his baby, and so
I was with his mother and my sister in law

(41:58):
and we went to Sonic and I'm pulling up and sign.
You know, they're kind of tight. So we're in his truck,
pulled up and I started backing out and I hit
the sign and I kept going. So it dinna did
it scratched? And the next day working out, I didn't
say anything. And the next day he's like, what happened

(42:22):
in the truck? I said, somebody must be hit it
in the parking lot at work. So he still doesn't know,
and I blame it on somebody in the parking lot.
Does he listen to the show by any chance? Okay, good,
all right, we're in the CLU want to say, all right,
got good. The Garth thing is awesome. I don't know
if you guys saw this in the news, but he

(42:42):
had this five million fan of this tour recognizing people
doing cool things. It's Garth. Brooks celebrated his five millions
tickets sold by buying two cars for fans. Garth surprised
the husband and a wife for Alexis suv and a
Nissan truck before his concert in Edmonton, Alberta. He also

(43:03):
gave him a five thousand dollar Amazon shopping spree, five
thousand dollar Edmonton shopping spree, a trip or two to
the Win in Vegas, and a bunch of Garth and
trust Year would merge. He broke his own concert attendants
record in the nineties he hit five million and a
hundred cities. This tour has sold five million sixties cities,
so basically half the time. And here's the thing too,
I've been able to become kind of buddies with Garth,

(43:26):
and he does stuff all the time that nobody even
knows about, and he doesn't even care if people know
about it. I was surprised that someone, Yeah, because he
does stuff like this all the time and nobody ever
knows and it's like his thing that he does just
for himself. But that's awesome, and that's a cool that's
a really cool thing that guy appreciates his fans. I'll
tell you something that when so we played the show

(43:46):
at the Rheman our band the Raging Idiots, Eddie and
myself and you know, we played these shows and we
were doing this charity show for St. Jude, and Garth
came out and played with us. And to watch Garth
on stage is crazy because you can pick out the
little nuances as to why he is so good. He
sings to the top top row, the back up, that's
where he performs to like if the furthest person away,

(44:08):
he's performing too. And because we were singing together on
the same microphone, it was this crazy moment. But I'm
also watching him like connect with the fans, and I
was like, man, he keeps singing and I realized that
he's not singing to the people that bought the front
Road tickets. Garth Brooks was singing to the people at
the very top of the back row and took a
little lesson that night from the King of Concerts. The

(44:33):
big boyfriend points this weekend, Well, I came back and
I played a stand up show in Mesquite, and I
flew back, got back just in time. Went with Lindsay
because she played the Grand ol Opry, and so I
did that, and then I didn't make her watch all
the Office. We watched, Um such a good boyfriend. Yeah, yeah,
we watched. We watched The Walking Dead, were Caught Up?

(44:56):
I like it too, but I'm like, when I get
started on something, i want to finish it fixated. We
still watched a bunch of Office, but we watched Caught
Up and Walking Dead. It's so good again. It took
a minute, pretty rough first half of the season. Next
we're gonna watch this is Us because we're not caught
up there yet, so that would be out of you.
You know what, I do what I can try to get.
Good boyfriend points there. There was an event in New

(45:20):
York and if I broke out and what turned from
a fight between two customers ended up being a fight
between forty customers. And here's the eyewitness who watched the thing.
I can't believe that people were even It was a
full on brawl in the restaurant with forty people fighting

(45:40):
each other. Now the first time I watch everyone to
a bar. You how old? I was eighteen years old
and you saw Barbara. Oh my goodness, was Bob popular
is eighteen and up? And I mean there were they
had pool tables in one of the rooms, and all
of a sudden, these people started running in and they
were taking pool cues and breaking them over each other's backs.
People were running in, just jumping in the fight. Pool

(46:01):
tables knocked over everywhere, and I thought to myself, if
this happens every time I go out, I'm going out
every night of the week. It was amazing. First night
out I just turned eighteen. I was so pumped and
the biggest fight ever. Crazy. I've never have you ever
seen someone break a pool cue over someone. Man, there
was multiple broken pool cues and just yeah, back shorts.

(46:25):
Whatever one started the fight at Bob Bobulars. I guess
a fight over the pool game. I don't know. I mean,
and people I don't even think we're involved with each other.
They just came to get in the fight. Like I mean,
there's no way they knew who was fighting as they
came running from the other room, and then all of
a sudden the cops swarm and break everything up, and
but it was pool tables on the ground. It was great.
Did you ever consider jumping in yourself? No, because I

(46:47):
was so shell shocked, because I mean, I was like,
this is what going out is, this is this is
what bar life is. I'm all about it. Have you
ever seen another brawl since Austin? Plenty of like a
big one like that though, where they're like, no, that's
the biggest one I've ever seen. What are like what
an expectations center? And then it never lives out to
it again. I mean I've seen some good fights, and
I've seen people get like cut up, like when some

(47:09):
person got a beer bottle boom. I was gonna ask
if I see that on TV all the time people
go because and they break bottles over heads. Ever seen
that in real life? Person got boom, beer bottle slice
their face wide open, had to get like seventies so
then just like crumble like on TV. Anyone else ever
seen a beer boty get busted up in his head? No?

(47:29):
Me either. We have boring lives. I haven't seen anything
more than like a shoving match, or like some guy
actually steps on some girl's foot and he's like, and
they started shoving into someone. I don't ever see fights.
I don't like to see fights. Wait, we saw a
bad one one time where just In the Suit grab
you and like took you out of the bars. Always
saw somebody get punched. That was bad. Okay, that's right.

(47:51):
We were in Austin, right and we've just finished playing
a show. I forgot about that one. That one one
wasn't a fight. That was some dude was like a
one hit out punching somebody out of nowhere. It's a
sucker punch and some dude comes up so the other
guy and just goes boom and clocks him and goes
down and just on the Suit, who, by the way,
doesn't work with us anymore. Same company. He moved to
run a bunch of stations in Chattan, newgat. People wonder
where where's Justin still with us? But he was still

(48:12):
working for the company somewhere else. Just In the Suit,
I guess thinks he's a secret service. We had girls
with us, and Justin the Suit wraps his arms around me,
clasps his hands and gets me out of there, like
and I'm like, dude, they're like three girls here, like
I wanted to watch guys out and help, like tackle

(48:33):
thrown in the back of the presidential STUV and rolled
out of there. I felt dumb, Why because Justin had arrested,
Because there's a man jumping to my aid. Sure, say
you could have gotten really bad and then out of
like hung in there and fist myself. True, that's true.
Who saved you, Eddie? No one. I didn't want to
be saying this is just so bad. Someone didn't recommend

(48:56):
a g for me online. Everyone's little pink trackers, like
we have the perfect GEP for your image. And there
was a little one of those pink trackers, but a
real one. Yeah, it's a school. Let's catch up with Jenna,
because Jenna had emailed the show and said that her
husband's police officer and she was pregnant and she wanted

(49:17):
tickets to come out to my stand up comedy show
on Friday night. And so, Jenna, how are you go? Hey,
good morning. You want to know something funny, Jenna? Is
that IM So I knew you were coming. I didn't
know when I was going to meet you. I knew
i'd meet you, and I knew you were pregnant. And
there was somebody named Jenna. There was probably like ten
people in front of you, and I was like, hey,

(49:39):
you're pregnant. It was the wrong Jenna, and the other
Jenna wasn't pregnant. I thought it was this Jenna and
she comes up, but she was like, hey, I'm Jenna,
and I'm like, oh my goodness, how far along are you?
She wasn't pregnant at all. You wanna talk about awkward?
That was really awkward. And then she was like, I'm
not pregnant. I was like, oh, would you explain yourself? Like, okay,

(50:00):
just so you know, there's there are no words to say,
you just go oops. I'm sorry about that. Gosh, it was.
It was awful. Yes, But then I met Jenna like
ten people later, and she was pregnant, right, Jenna, How
pregnant are you? Jenna? Yeah, I'm almost eight months. Jenna
was really really pregnant. Really, it was obvious. When she
came up ten more people, You're like, oh, there's the

(50:21):
pregnant Jenna. I was so messed up that I wasn't
associating anything with pregnancy anymore. I don't obviously pregnant. They
needed roll some of the feat and stirrups for me
to be like, oh you're pregnant, Like I'm done, I'm
out talking. Yep, no more that baby's head's coming out,
or I'm like, oh so I had extra muffin today,
huh And it ain't happening. But still have you been
trying to find somebody to give birth on stage with

(50:42):
you for a while? I told Jenn if not, why
didn't you do it? I know it just wasn't the
right time. I guess. Jenna came and we met, and
I still have the book that I took her that
I forgot to give her, but I even't know what
see she was setting in I can't remember, Jenna, you
were sitting in c K one. Yes I was, I

(51:03):
because I remember, and I was going to take her
the book and I started doing the show and I
forgot about it. I will mail it to you, though,
I promise you. I'll mailit you today. Okay, Okay, thank
you all. Jenna. What do you think of the show?
I loved it, you know. I can't even tell you
how many times I looked at my husband and we
just started laughing. It was it was so funny. We
got in the car and we left and we were like, wow,

(51:24):
you know, he's really funny, like you're you're funny on
the show. But it was just a whole new level.
I don't know what it was. It was just awesome.
Now I think my husband has a permanent man crush
Shawn Walker Hayes as well. Walker is awesome, Nikita is awesome. Yeah, Yeah,

(51:44):
they were awesome. It was just awesome. Well, thank you
very much. I'm really glad we got to meet and
tell your husband again thanks for being a police officer.
You know, for me, I'm such a big fan of
what he does and what police officers all over the
country do, and um, I think it's very thankless work
that should be appreciated more. And so it was my
measure to meet you guys and to get your guys tickets,
and I'm gonna send you this book. And I was
so bothered by it that again I remembered exactly what

(52:06):
seats she was in, and so I'm gonna send it
to you and thank you again for listening and coming
and just just being awesome. Well, thank you for having us.
I have a good day. Have a good day, Jenna,
and I can't wait for the baby. What are you
naming it? Naming him actually wreett Michael after the poison
lead singer Brett Michaels. No, I'm kidding, all right, Jenna,

(52:28):
thank you, have a have a great morning. Tell your
husband Hello. Okay, you don't hang up. Don't hang up.
I gotta get your information to mail you this book.
We need to know this, Bobby on a whole new
level funny. It's a stand up comedy I'm working on.
You don't share any of your material because you don't
want to out there, and so I don't know this
whole new level of you. It's just different. And the
reason it's called funny and Alone, by the way, it's

(52:48):
not because I'm alone in real life. It's because I
do the show with all my friends. The show here,
there's a lot of us, and we're not some show
that was put together by a corporation or they didn't
patch us all together. It's these are like my real friends.
We've been friends for ever, and so we do the show.
And then I have a band. It's Eddie and myself
and a bunch of other friends. We want we play shows.
Funny alone is just me by myself. It doesn't mean

(53:09):
I'm like alone in life. Okay, So it's funny and
you're alone on stage, and then here you're just all
my friends with us. No, I'm very funny, but I
give room to everybody else. From what she's saying, you
have this whole another level of funny. So I feel
like we get the sort of funny when you're alone.
You're missing the point here. And then I like it
because you guys make me laugh. There's a stage we
all share here. Okay, so there's just a little doses

(53:32):
here we're funny and not alone. Yeah, I got it.
Pregnant people at your show since you're so funny, Like
it's an issue when they're that I'm saying, I'm so funny.
Now you're setting the bar away high. I don't like
that when they laugh. I wonder if it's an issue.
I wish. I'm telling you I would I thought you
meant labor. I would love for someone to labor my show. Uh,
and I'm kind of weirded out. I would for sure

(53:54):
deliver the baby. Yeah, I like, all right, boy, here
we go get out of her bring it in about
to make some news coverage at my own show. Um,
there's that on the show. You just need to do.
You need to go do a pregnant or a show
were only pregnant and eight to nine months pregnant? And

(54:16):
and then I passed up hot peppers. Yes, yes, spicy
food for everyone. Yeah, and make them they have to
stand and walk in place while they listen to I'm
looking for a taker. If anyone want to deliver, you
would get one that way. I'm just saying, Oh, we
gotta do. Tell me something to good that's coming up
in just a second. I know we're a couple of

(54:37):
minutes later. Tell me if this joke was mean or not. Okay,
I gotta tell you. There's this this girl named Nikita Carmen.
If a label doesn't sign her as an artist soon,
they're going to miss out because she is so she's
like different, good, like so good. And she goes she
opens up the show. I brought her out because she's
so good and she's from Australia, and I totally played
a joke on her just to make him feel just

(54:58):
to make her feel better. This what happ and she
got rereinded. Her car got rended and her face went
into the air bag and smashed her face and it
busted up her lip and her neck and it's pretty bruised.
And she's feeling better because she came out and performed
and she's I'm telling you, she's phenomenal, right, she's like
a singer songwriter. Um. She goes out and she sings,
and I'm like, hey, because we're playing a Miskegan, Michigan,

(55:21):
and she has an accent, so I messed with that
a little bit and I'm like, hey, this town is
called must Egen. And she's like okay, because she didn't
know how to say it. So she goes. She goes.
As she goes, is my first time Mustygen. The crowler
erupts and laughed her, and she came up and she's like,
I don't know why they laughed at me. And I

(55:42):
was like, oh, that's interesting. And then afterwards I told
the crowd let them in on it. I was like,
I told her this it was called Mustrogen when it
wasn't well. One time she was coming to see you
and she asked for your address in the your Pennsylvania Avenue.
She's on her way to the White House. Yes, the
greatest ever. She's I moved and so she's like, I

(56:05):
need you. I need the address of your new house,
and so I said, six hundred Pennsylvania Avenue. Just sent it.
So she gets an She's from Australia, so it's not
like she's right, shouldn't take you, She's been here a year.
She gets into Uber and she goes sixty hundred Pensylvania
Avenue please, And the guy's like, After they drove for
a bit, he's like, are you sure, and she's like yes.
And then she messaged me and I said, did you

(56:27):
really tell your Uber driver that she goes? Well now
he's lost, and I'm like, that's not it. So yeah,
I like that's how you know. I like to play
jokes on my friends. But her name is Nikita Karmen.
I'll play a little bit of music. This song is
called Curfew. I mean, she's really good. I'm gonna play
all of it. But he's looking for a new artist
to download it. You're still close, s wllest lyad's just

(57:02):
a skin off before it has ens. What we what
sad of my head? Our producer Morgan's in the glass room.
But you're not really a big voice watcher, are you.

(57:23):
I used to be, but then I kind of fell
off the wagon with it, so you're back again. I'm
gonna watch this season because I know a guy who auditioned.
We worked at all of garden together, and so how
do you know he made it? Well, he's been posting
on social media to like tune in and watch, so
I don't think you'd be doing that if you didn't
at least make it through the blinds. But he's also
had some snapchats and it looks like he's in studios,

(57:46):
so that's pretty neat. I mean, he has kids, and
he worked at Alive Gordon and now he's going to
get to go do this cool thing on the voice.
Where does he live? Spring Hill? Yeah, Tennessee. Yeah, it's
like thirty forty minutes from Nashville. That's awesome. And that's
the one you used to work at, that Olive Garden, right?
Is he still there? No, he works at a coffee
shop now, okay, cool? So is he on tonight? Do

(58:07):
you know? Do you have any idea? I don't even
think he knows if he's onto what's his name? It's
Austin Tyler Jones. Okay, well we're all watching for a
t J. Tyler Jones. Is that what they call him?
A t J? No, I didn't even know. He's saying
like it's really cool. What. Yeah, he wasn't open about
that with us. So yeah, okay, well we're gonna say,

(58:29):
in my house by the way on Friday night, um
to watch my dog because I went to the stand
up show. My dog is so old he doesn't go
places anymore. I have to have friends coming to stay
and watch him because he doesn't do well in other places.
So I appreciate that, but you don't have to say
the whole night. No, I didn't have to stay because
Lindsay texted me and she was like, hey, girl'll go
into your weekend. I'm going to come over. So instead

(58:49):
of going out on a Friday night, your girlfriend decided
to come and stay at your place and basically wait
until you got back home. Well, she loved my dog
first of all, and you go ahead, I what why
are you coughing? What did I do? And she loves
she loves your dog, but I think she I think
she loves you. That's what I thought she was like
in you with another girl what I was working. Um, yeah,

(59:15):
it's very nice of her. Mhmm. You're really lucky. Just
know that. Okay, thank you, Yes, lunchbox. I mean, Morgan,
you're saying she waited for Bobby. I mean you're right,
she was waiting for Bobby because she's not gonna do
anything else without Bobby. She's gotta wait for her boyfriend
to get home. No, but no, I'm not going down
that track we're talking about. I doesn't have to wait
for anything. She gotta do whatever she wants. Yeah, I'm
sure she could have plans in a minute. So that

(59:37):
was sweet of her. She ain't going anywhere without the
bones man. Not only does she have a life, we
have two separate lives. We don't see each other on
the weekends hardly ever, because she's on the road all
the time, as am I. But anyway, thank you, Morgan.
I hope A. T J does well tonight. Hope he
gets on. Thank you. Yeah. I'm not even gonna act
like the Oscars when you're tainting last night because they

(59:57):
were not to me. I. I had to struggle through
the first twenty to thirty minutes, and then I asked Lindsay.
I was like, can we just turn this off? And
she really wanted to see the musical numbers, but I
think they're only five of the entire night, and one
of them was at the very beginning with Justin timber
Lake and it was great by the way. I thought
it was really great, But then that's one you have
three hours ago with just four more. So Justin timber

(01:00:19):
Lake started the show, loved it so distrustion when I
get I'm not most control when I'm getting myself. Second,

(01:00:39):
who ended up winning the song? Does it mean to know?
Like in the awards of the people from La La Land,
how did that not wins? Wasn't this song? That's why
people don't watch the Oscars because they're way cooler than
we are. So the best part of the Oscars was
the part we missed a big mess up. So here's
just some clips, like during the reading a best Picture,
it's Warren Baby and Fade Dunaway, and they presented La

(01:01:02):
La Land as the winner and so here comes everybody.
They given their speech, but then was realized they read
the wrong card. They were given the wrong card and
La La Land wasn't the winner, and so Moonlight had won.
It was amazingly awkward. I love awkward and the Academy Award.

(01:01:22):
Now he's stunned right now because the card says Best
Actress Emma Stone for La La Land for Best Picture,
La La Land. This is not a joke. I'm afraid
they read the wrong thing. This is This is not
a joke. Moonlight is one best picture. I opened the
envelope and it said Emma Stone, La La Land. That's

(01:01:48):
why I took such a long look at Faye and
at you. I wasn't trying to be funny. He just
digging them side like I didn't know it. I didn't
know what problem. It wasn't my broad So as they're
all up on stage, all the Lala Land people are
up stage at Bay the Way. I haven't seen any
of these movies, so I have no opinion. They're like, uh,
And you see a guy with the headset going tell
everybody you didn't win. You gotta get off stage. And

(01:02:09):
so one of the guys goes up, bet Fluff, you
kicked this off, and Damien Hill, we're standing on your shoulders.
We lost, by the way, but you know, I'm sorry.
There's there's a mistake Moonlight. You guys won Best Picture.
This is not a joke. I'm afraid they read the
wrong thing. This is not a joke. Moonlight is one

(01:02:31):
best sounds like when there's a smoke along going off.
This is not a joke, guys, not a drill. Get off,
Get out of here. This is not oh man, this
is amazing, this is I love it. Here. Here's Jimmy Kimmel.
This is very unfortunate what happened. Personally, I blamed Steve
Harvey for this. I would like to see you get

(01:02:52):
an oscar anyway. Why can't we just keep out a
whole bunch of them. I'm gonna be really proud to
hand this to my friends from Moonlight. That's nice that
he still handled it well, yes, considering, Yeah, well, I
don't know what happened. I blame myself for this. Let's
remember it's just an award show. I mean, we hate

(01:03:15):
to see people disappointed. But the good news is we
got to see some extra speeches we have. I thought
Jimmy Kimmel did a great job. He was awesome, and
I think the best part of the show though, was
when they brought the tour bus people in. I was asleep. Okay,
So you know those big red double decker tour buses.
They told the people, oh, we're gonna show you some

(01:03:35):
old Oscar dresses, and so they turned off all the
lights and they haven't come in. They turn the lights
and they're live at the Oscars and they're walking through
and they're meeting all the celebrities and self sticks. There's
selfie stings they're taking. You think it was I didn't
see it. Just Geary from Chicago was the guy in
the front and he was just like pointing at all
the actors, like, oh my goodness, he's taking pictures with everybody.

(01:03:56):
And then they were an engaged couple and he was like,
who's your favorite actor? And he goes. The woman goes Denzel,
so he should point at yeah, And so Denzel Washington
comes up and goes, I now pronounce your husband and wife.
You can kiss your bride and they're taking pictures in
that Jennifer Anderson gave them her sunglasses as a wedding gift.
It was great. That sounds funny. It's so funny. How

(01:04:16):
far into the show again, I watched it today. I
watched it this morning today. Yeah, Um, what's going on
this week first of all, six days until the I
Heart Radio Music Awards, so that would be Sunday night
on TNT and True TV and TBS, and we'll be
there twenty eight days until Easter. By the way, that's

(01:04:39):
creeping by. Tomorrow's the last day of February, which feels weird,
but yeah, tomorrow's the last day. On tonight, The Voice
Season twelve starts The Bachelor. The finale Part one is
tonight as well here and then tonight also Charlie Warsh,
I'm stuffed by my house for an episode of the
Bobby Cast, so you can hear that on I Heart
Radio tomorrow night. President Trump's addressed a Congress, which will

(01:05:00):
be on all the channels um on Wednesday is ash Wednesday,
So I keep listen to lunchboxes, think nothing religious happens
in his life until this time for a day off work,
and then he's like, oh yeah, by the way, I'm Catholic.
If I get that day. I was going to email
you tonight. Have you decided what you're getting up for? Lynn?
I know I haven't done that yet. I have just
worried about making it to the service on Wednesday, and

(01:05:21):
I got a pack schedule. So I was gonna come
to you tonight, then listen. If it's a serious thing
and it's really your religious belie it is my religious beliefs.
I'm Catholic, okay, but with the Great that's where I
went as a kid growing up, saying now, with the
Great Catholic Church, that's right. You never go to church
and the listen, you can not go to church and
have every religious belief and conviction and have spirituality. But lunch,

(01:05:43):
I always think you're trying to pull one over on me.
I would never. Usually you gotta understand, like I'm a man,
I'm a man of the of the Lord, the Lord.
You can't even tellny more the Lord why lightning will
strike you. It looks around Lord, listen, it's Wednesday's ash Wednesday.

(01:06:11):
If you need to go to service, you're free to
go to server, thank you. You can go to like
an eight am. How are you talking like that? On Thursday?
Luke Bryan's on The Tonight Show. On Friday, Logan is
in theaters, and so Logan is the new the Wolverines
in it, and apparently it's different than every other superhero movie.

(01:06:34):
Apparently it's really raw and the daughter has little claws too.
I'm not sure. I don't know something like that daughter.
Hold on, Mikedy knows all the movies. Hey, Miked, is
is Logan Wolverine's daughter? No, that's his name in the movie.
It's her DAGs daughter. Oh, Logan is not the little girl.
His real name is Logan. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

(01:06:56):
So Logan is him? Yeah? Oh? That it. It's like
a pre prequel or is it older in life? It's
like an old qual I'm still confused, and I like
stupid hero movies. It was X Men. I just got
too far behind once you miss like X men reinvented,
x men invented the third time x Men. I'm like,

(01:07:16):
I don't know where to start or because they went
back and forth. I've never seen any anyway, So that's out.
I think you're getting an unfair wrap here. Lunchbox Eddie's
making fun lunch boxes suit he was wearing in that WHOA,
I'm looking out for him. We did a video where
Lunchbox went on the streets. It was before the Oscars,
and he would just go up to random people and say, Hey,

(01:07:37):
what are you wearing? And they'd be like Walmart, Target,
and so Eddie's like, hey, Lunchbox bought this suit and
it's way too bigue He's wearing it to the I
Heart Radio Awards on Sunday. Here's the shocker. He said
he just bought it, and I was like, dude, that's
like two sides is too big, like your shoulder shoulders.
I know. I think it's time for him to tighten

(01:07:57):
up a little bit. The shoulders, like the older pats,
stick out too much as bending, you know, because his
shoulders aren't that big, and then it kind of looks
like a robe, you know, when it hangs around. I
think the suit looks great. Man. I went and got
the suit at a suit store and they did the
little thing with the tape measure and everything. So I
don't know, what, does it really look that bad? Yeah?

(01:08:19):
I have a picture. I'll send it. Listen. It doesn't
matter how it looks to Eddie or to me or
to Amy where whatever. You like wearing right, But I
don't want to look like the fool that you know,
I was wearing his dad's suit because I got myself
a suit. Like I mean, I wore my dad's suit
for a long time. But I don't know if it's
that big, I don't We'll put it out at Bobby

(01:08:40):
Bones dot com. Is it really that big? I mean
it's pretty big. I was just looking out for you
and you're gonna go to the awards show not a
just grown. What do you say, Yeah, it's a little big.
Maybe you can get it altered. What about your sleeves
on your shirt? It does look like the problem is

(01:09:01):
I don't know how the time of time, so I
can't really I'll just leave. It's that the problem. So
they're talking about all this other stuff. It sounds like
you know, those athletics or three secret thumb through and
it like comes on over like the happier It looks
like his thumbs in a he's got. It's like coming
across this. I'm just looking. I need to look at it.
But just do you. I can sell, we can take

(01:09:22):
we can. There is no way you can fix the
suit if it's too big, right, I mean I'm of
course you can. Yeah, if it's less it's way too big.
But yes, you can fix the suit. Bones. I just
send it to you the picture, yes, what through emails
at the text? Okay? Um, I mean lunch but in

(01:09:46):
some style. The ninets are coming back in some ways,
like the oversized pants, like you get just to be
cutting edge. Your genuine reaction was like, oh no, you hesitated.
I think you should do whatever makes you feel comfortable,
Like I have close to it. I'm bloated that I
wear Yeah, do you feel cuzy and that? Like, I
mean it's a suit. I don't know. I think it
looks great. I'm on the record and saying if you

(01:10:08):
want to wear it, wear it. Don't let Eddie hold
you down lunch. I just think you should tighten it
up a little bit. If you pay good you know
what you paid for it? Oh yeah, as expensive good
news as you can teach whatever you want. Well, I mean,
I mean it's been writing down the price. You didn't
just go it. I mean I bought it for a

(01:10:28):
wedding to go to long ago a few months okay,
well years and months? Right? How much you pay for it?
I want to tell you if it's worth getting altered
because or just go get a new suit. Okay, that's standard.
That's pretty expensive for I mean you kidding me. He
paid for the full suit, pants and jacket, right, it

(01:10:51):
he wrote it down. You just tell it, So I
mean way to confine that I wanted to listen. I
just wanted to see go ahead. I tried to do
the right thing of getting a nice suit because you
guys tell me that I always wear my dad's suit.

(01:11:13):
Blah blah blah, you make fun of me, so we
don't though, really you say always a lot. We probably
haven't made fun of you in five years, yeah, because
you haven't seen me in the suit. Made fun of
you because in five years you haven't seen me in
the suit. So the first time I put on a suit,
what is this? Oh? Here we go. Eddie's bringing it
up and you tell me it looks like a nineties
jump suit. So I thought when they when they put

(01:11:34):
that little tape measure around you or whatever, that they're
supposed to make it fit. And so you're saying it
doesn't fit. I think you wear whatever you want to wear. Dude,
I'm on that train where it makes you feel good, don't.
I don't wear what makes you feel bad? Bobby Bones
dot com people, when you go out there and look,
here's something do you have to worry about? Two lunch
box send me this story? They said, should I feel threatened?

(01:11:55):
TV worker claims she was fired for being too hot.
That's what he's parting about. Yeah, like is he too
good He's like he thinks he's too good looking for
the show, especially in that suit, Like I might get
intimidating where people like you're gonna be like, okay, look
you're people are starting to swoon over you, and you
gotta get rid of you. It's funny that he gets
rammed and then in the same segment, how about his

(01:12:18):
suit side. I think he still looks great. By the way,
A TV workers climbing she got fired for being too
good looking. She was at home five minutes in her
eight hour shift and told you she'd been a catwalk.
What the guy fired or also asked for a number
and to go for a drink. Well, that's why he
wanted his data, and he can't date employees, so he's like,
you're gonna have to go. I mean it's rough being hot.

(01:12:39):
He really is in the world. Everybody says all being
hot is so easy because you get everything you want. Yeah,
but people are always staring at you. You feel like
people look at you par time because he looks, yes,
here they do the what do you call that? Like
the devil take the neck. They rubber neck, rubber neck,
they check you out. You feel like people stare at you,

(01:13:01):
objectify me. Wow, you know what objectify means? Yeah, you
treat them like they're not a human. You just treat
them like they're an object, hot object. So you you
feel like it's happening to you. Who does that? Specific
Just strangers? Like I mean I go to the grocery
store and people when their car because they're looking. I mean,

(01:13:22):
it happens. People run their carts into things because they're
looking at you because how good looking? Yeah, wow, it happens.
You guys don't ever experience that wherever you go. None
of us. I mean some people like you going to
the movie theater and they don't watch the movie. They're
too busy looking at you. Do you feel like that

(01:13:42):
it's hard to live a normal life because people are
staring at you. Yes, you feel weird, Like sometimes I
want to wear a hat and sunglasses because I'm like guys,
and I try to, you know, wear a hoodie and
so I can cover my face. Are you the best
like a person on this show? By far? Wow? By far?
Not even a questions? Like me all the time, I
mean people rubber neck for you guys, Okay they did not. Okay,

(01:14:06):
what celebrity would you say you look like? The most
people tell me that Dak Shepherd guy. Yeah, I mean
I've gotten that a lot. I don't Shepherd, Okay, anybody else? Uh,
Tom Brady, I've been told that for years. Yeah. That
was when your hair was long and his is long,
and that was this. But now you don't have long

(01:14:27):
hair and I don't have long hair. So I just
didn't know you had this was a problem in your life.
I thought, I mean, you're a good looking guy. Yeah,
Like I mean, my wife gives worried when we go by.
She's like, man, why is everybody staring at you? And
I'm like, because you got a hottie And She's like,
I know, do do you hold on? Do you think
they'll letting people know you from the show and maybe
they're just like, hey that's lunchbox and not hey he's

(01:14:47):
so good looking, or having a places that we're not
on the I mean the places were not on the air.
I mean it's anywhere everywhere I go in the airports,
I mean, it's just it's crazy, train stations. I mean,
you're a lot of train stations. I mean everyone, that's
when I'll go to the train sity. I'll just tell you.
Have I ever been to a train station? It's the
same thing, Okay. I would say, I've got on the

(01:15:11):
subway maybe three times in my life in New York maybe,
And I don't think I call it the train stay.
But that's funny. Okay. Well, I mean, if you're just
sitting somewhere, you don't think so much taking People don't
take picture of you just to show their friends, like, man,
I look at this hot guys, all that happens. If
you're the best looking guy in the show, I would say, yeah,
and you're like, okay, who's the second best looking? You
have no idea? Not even guys, guys, I mean just yeah,

(01:15:34):
I don't want to do this, guys, only you have
no idea. I have no idea, all right, I mean
you guys probably a tie three way tie. Yeah yeah, okay,
all right, well appreciate that. Well, thank you. Just don't
fire me for me and too good looking, it's all
I ask. And don't worry about your suit because everybody's
looking at your face anyway, looking at your good that's

(01:15:55):
a good boy. Bobby Bone Show, This is a good story.
High end clothing store and Salt Lake City started a
new program called Suited for Good, which gives free suits
to men struggling to find work. The store has been
in business for a hundred and twelve years, and so
the recipient's gonna suit, a shirt, of tie and shoes.
And so far they get away forty one suits, and

(01:16:17):
you know, people coming to donate they also kicked up.
I mean, it's just a lot of times, it's something
like that that can kick start the one thing that
someone needs to go out and get an interview or
do whatever. I love the good news stories. We're trying
to bring so much positivity here. Here's this. If you
do yoga, you sleep better. Now. I've been doing yoga
over the past three months or so, and I've gotten okay.
I didn't have a good experience yesterday, though. Why what happened?

(01:16:40):
I was the only guy in the class Good for
you led by a guy and I think I'm just putting.
I'm just saying it gives a little jealous not because
I'm good, because he had competition. I don't even know
if his competition was the word he kept correcting me though,
And here's the thing. I'm not good. I'm beyond correct
double and so you can't fix me. You can't, you can't.

(01:17:04):
I'm not good. And he kept trying to fix me,
and then he kept like making it a point almost yes,
he was like, and you know, they have to know
everybody's name. Apparently they're like, he's like, Bobby, come on, Bobby.
But I was like, oh, I was just getting so interested,
and I was like, I'm not good. I'm not going
to get good. Leave me alone, Leave me alone. I
want to do the uh they always say at the

(01:17:26):
beginning of class, like find your purpose. Minds always the
same to get this class freaking over with. Every time
they're like, okay, so your purpose. I'm like to be
done in an hour. Classes. I dedicated to being done.
I don't like exercising in any former fashion. I have
a trainer two. I'll go to him and I'll be like,
I don't like being here with you. I enjoy him

(01:17:47):
a lot, make your pain, fantastic guy, but I'm like,
I don't like being here. I don't like exis, don't
like run a, don't like working out, like any of it.
It's just it's a part of my life that I
have to do. I take my one hour a day
that I block out because most of the time I'm
most worth. The day in my calendar is tool of
just stupid stuff. Conference calls, mostly eighty four commerce calls
a day, and so it's my one hour and then

(01:18:08):
I go back to doing stuff that I haven't like
confert calls better than working out now that I think
about it. Really I hate working out, But it's good
that you take. You're committed to taking that time. Yeah,
I have to decide today if I'm going to write
a second book or not. Oh well, how are you
going to do today? Really? Maybe? What? No, Well, what's

(01:18:29):
going on? I mean, why wouldn't you? I think you
show a lot of work. That first book took it
all out of me. That first book took it out
for I mean for three months. I was just emotionally exhausted.
But you're glad you did it now, I am. I
remember turning it in a goo and I gave it
to Mary Forest and who's my helps people like my
all these all my jobs, and I was like, read
this this book is terrible, Like I'm from embarrassed to

(01:18:50):
turn it in and then it turned it ended up
being successful because our listeners are awesome. Yeah yeah, blah blah.
But after the side today and if I do, I'm
gonna really do it a really good job. Well, of
course I'm gonna. I'm gonna try hard. Oh so I'd
rather work out. That's my list of things. Conference calls
working out writing a book. My purpose is to it

(01:19:15):
would be just to finish it. So anyway, that's today.
Oh I have this too. Has a stranger changed your life?
You can call us If a stranger has ever changed
your life? I think needs to be interesting to talk about.
People reveal the one off encounters I'll never forget, including
a man who saved a little bit from a car
crash and then disappeared. It was on Reddit and I
was like, that would be a crazy thing to talk about.

(01:19:36):
Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, if a strangers ever,
like just changed your life? That this one got might
been a ghost those I was thinking it might be
a ghost. Yeah all right, So if a stranger has
ever changed the life, give us your story. Carrie and
Missouri morning, thanks for calling. What do you got? Um? Well,
I was in a car accident and me and my

(01:19:57):
daughter that we're traveling on the road and we were
in off the road into the ditch, and um, a
passer by saw the accident and stopped because the person
that hit us kept going and he stopped and let
us know he'd be right back, and he chased down
the person that hit us. Yeah, I brought them back
for the scene. Wow, holy cow, do you still know

(01:20:22):
this person? Oh no, I had never met him. WHOA,
how about that? Well, thank you for the call. That's
that's like life changing stuff. It was like, that is
good that Samaritans. That's a good one. That should be
a thing. Bobby Bones transmitting across America. This is Bobby

(01:20:47):
Bone the Bobby Bones Show. It's all stories about people
who have had strangers changed their life. Now he's really
get on Redder run red excuse me? An art lesson
from a stranger turned the whole guy into an artist.
A man will never forget him. Hiccup girl that he

(01:21:08):
met at a nightclub. But because she had the hiccups,
he was like, hey you okay, and they get married,
So I girl, that's awesome. You know. Brandon Ray met
his wife on an airplane. Yeah, I sat with him
on a flight this week and he told me that
this weekend. He said that they just started talking. They
ended up having some crazy delay. They were on the
tarmac for two hours. It was supposed to be like

(01:21:29):
a pretty quick travel day, ended up being like seven
hours on this airplane. And they hit it off and
got married. That's crazy, huh. And I told him, I said,
Bobby always thought he maybe would meet his wife on
an airplane Southwest because I always help us all the time.
And that's they met on a Southwest light. Yeah. And
every time I would have like a tractive girl come
by that could think I married, should walk around by me,
never said by me. I would even if I was

(01:21:49):
traveling with Bobby, I would make sure he had the
seat empty. If I saw a girl that, you know,
looks like potential, yeah, she would be tweet me two
heads up, you know, five o'clock, brown hair, no ring,
or then she too be like, don't even try she
has a ring on. Let's go. Okay, stranger to change
your life. Christopher in Virginia, Christopher, Hey, Bobby, how you're
doing this morning? Good man? Thank you for calling. What's

(01:22:09):
going on? Uh? Back on November the six, I was
riding my motorcycle going to a business meeting or going
to with my business partners, and uh, we're gonna have
a little Bible study fashion and uh I was driving
down I'm Backwood roads on my motorcycle and I ended
up hitting the deer of all things, and there were

(01:22:33):
two motorcycles behind me, and uh, they took and stopped
on the cars kept flying by. They stopped, made sure
I was all right, you know, I asked if I
needed to go to the hospital or anything like that.
You know, they checked me out whatever. And the dude
went home and he, uh, he got his truck, he
got a trailer. We lost him picked up and everything

(01:22:58):
brought it back to where I was living back of
the house. How you cut out for a minute there,
But wow, so we wanna picked your motorcycle up too.
That's a good story. Sorry, your your phone's cutting out.
Hey Kendrew and Nashville, Hi, Hey, thanks for calling. What
are you Strangers that affected your life? Yes, so I
was pregnant and because my child was biracial, my family
disowned me. And um, I was homeless and I worked

(01:23:20):
in the department store as a sales associate. And this
woman came in and gave me a bed, closed like
clothes from zero to a year old. Um, everything I
could have ever needed. And when I turned around to
thank her after I went through the basket, she was gone.
And it's a large department store. Wow, that's crazy. Yes,

(01:23:42):
everything I needed, bed, mattress. Just think of having nothing,
literally nothing, and somebody just provide everything in one day. Kendrew,
thank you for sharing your story with us. That's crazy,
like you ever? Like? Really and I'm being serious here.
Do you wonder if I was a real person or not?
What do like do you think of? Maybe it's like

(01:24:02):
an angel or something like? I'm being serious, Yes, absolutely,
because I couldn't find her. That's the thing. If you
turned around and physically it's impossible to get away, I
don't know. I'd be like, you'd be like, I don't know.
It just happened. And I know it's funny to say
that out loud with those with my words, and lunch
Box is snickering over in the corner. I mean, look,
I know it's an amazing gesture that the person gave

(01:24:24):
you all that, but it's not a fake. Person didn't come.
I didn't say they did, but I just said, do
you wonder like this one percent? Because again I've told
the story of my grandma and I don't think she
really came in and she gave me a guitar before
she died. And my grandma raised me and adopt me
for a part of my life, and she gave me
a guitar. And I was like, Hey, if you die,
you gotta send me a sign or something, because you
gotta tell me. And I was talking to it was

(01:24:47):
by myself, and the guitar boom fell over, like when
I was having a really bad day. I was talking
about it too, and I was like, Oh, I think
my grandma just pushed over the guitar. What I bet
money on it? No, but still its chill. Yeah, that
is different than someone but a going like you can't
prove either one of them. Really, that is so much
different than an angel going into the department store shopping,

(01:25:09):
you know, pulling out a credit card paying for this
stuff is leading get out of town, like I understand,
Like an angel being in your room and looking at
you but buying you a whole basketball stuff, not buying
that you've been locked in a closet by by a ghost. Okay,
but that happened. But for sure they pushed you in
the closet, absolutely pushed me in the closet. And do
not think it's hypocritical a little bit, a little bit? No, no, no,

(01:25:31):
the coach didn't buy me anything. No, that's not the point.
That's what I'm saying, Like I understand, like I believe
angels maybe exists, like you see one, but they're not
going shopping for you. How do you know what they're doing?
If you do, how do you know they're not buying? Okay,
then why not an angel show up and buy me
a house? I mean, it doesn't happen. They don't have money,

(01:25:52):
They don't do any of that. They just show how
do you know what things doing? Don't do that, you
have no money. They may look over you and save
you have angel coins stop, maybe they pay angel kisses. Okay,
and then they go and you know what I mean,
they put it on layaway I mean angel and they
pay it off over the years. It sounds like a
great lifetime movie. Alright, Angels don't buy you things. They
say they may save your life, but they don't buy

(01:26:13):
you stuff. And you make the angel rules. Do you
have Angel rule book? I'm pretty smart when it comes
to angels. Okay, all right, well, thank you for your calls.
Angels and the outfield. Yeah they helped. What else Michael
touch Bine Angel, Touch Bine Angel, Yeah, what else? Charlie's Angels,

(01:26:33):
Charlie's Angels, Los Angeles Angels. Okay, that's all I got.
City of Angels of Angels. Good one. A Gonna head
out today tonight stopping by my house for the Bobby
Cast show I do for my from my house. It's

(01:26:54):
Charlie Warsham, So you can go to Eheart Radio and search.
Bobby Casts are lots about the it's up to artists
come by the house. We talked for like hour hour
and a half about their life and their career and
their history. Marion Morris, Kelsey Ballerini, lots of songwriters for
songs that that you know the songs, but you didn't
know the story behind the songs. Natalie himby tonight Charlie Warsham,

(01:27:14):
So we'll be doing that from the house. Search Bobby
Cast at I Heeart Radio if you want to listen
today's show back. We did some Monday Morning Confessions. We
talked about the Oscar screw up. We just appreciate you
being part of the team. We'll see you guys here
on Tuesday morning. That's tomorrow. Thank you so much. See then.
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