June 16, 2017 • 53 mins
Bobby's reaction to being gassed at the dentist, slam poetry trivia and Eddie takes heat for being a "bad dad"
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Everybody transit across America. Yes is a box show. Good morning,
(01:10):
good morning, and welcome to Friday Show and good morning studio.
Oh Man. People already on the phone want to talk
Mike and Fort Wayne, Indiana. Mike, how are you? I'm good.
It's early living the life of a radio superstar. No
superstar wakes up at three in the morning. As a joke.
(01:32):
What do you got, Hey, you had a segment a
while back about a woman who had seen a whole
bunch of concerts, and uh, you have lunch Box who's
going out. He's tracking down and watching these team mom girls.
Just wanted to let you know that it is in
absolutely every father's opinion that lunch Box is creepy. Okay,
(01:52):
so let me reset this. We got some things to
mention here. Lunch Box talk to a girl at Eric
Church concert who had been to over twenty shows, and
he's like, that's creepy. Mike here from Fort Wayne sounds
like a good fellow. By the way, Mike, I can
tell he's not a good guy. You're making the point
that if lunch wants to call someone creepy, maybe he
should look in the mirror because he's obsessed with teen moms. Absolutely,
(02:14):
I think it's a fair point, Judges, Yes, fair point only. Okay,
thank you go ahead. I'm not I'm not. They're not
teenagers anymore. There love the show. When you love the show,
I still love them. You fell in love with them
as they were teenagers. I don't know. I watched him
and as they grew into a Yes, hey listen, Mike,
(02:38):
have been creepier. Yes, yes, I like looking at your
daughter's friends as they grow up and thinking wow, when
she gets eighteen, Mike, I don't know how you think.
I think he's got a boy. Hey listen, Mike, appreciate you. Apprecia,
Thanks buddy, recognizing people doing cool things. It's icy you.
(03:01):
Twenty one year old Shelby Hennick. When to see your
grandma in the hospital. Donna is a grandma's name, and
she was hospitalized after a negative reaction to medication that
she takes. And she was so upset because like her
best friend as her dog, Patsy, it's the grandma and
the dog hanging off time hours and hours a day.
So and I'm not advocating that people do this, but
(03:22):
she was having a real hard time without her dog.
So your granddaughter smuggled Patsy the Pomeranian in by swaddlinger,
wrapping up like a baby. And I was like walking
my baby into the hospitals, chance to get in and
like her blood pressure went down. I can I'm not
saying take animals into the hospital. But I'm saying this
one worked out just fine, so I don't mind sharing it.
And it's a good story. So I see I see
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you from making your grandma's life better, you know what
I mean? Yeah, there we go, thank you, I see
you stories. It's produced Raymond, those two fugitives who escaped
from jail and Georgia and been captured in Tennessee. Cops
got him after a car chase, so that's really good news.
In Wisconsin, a boy caught fire near the US Open
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golf tournament, injuring the pilot. Luckily there wasn't anyone injured
on the ground. And finally, keep voting, get Bobby in
the Radio Hall of Fame. Come on, let's go radio
vote dot com. How about this story. I saw this
in the news. A Florida man suing his friend because
he misled him about the value of a lottery ticket.
(04:29):
Those million dollars. So he says, scratch, didn't new he want,
didn't know how much, and his buddy went to cash
it in his buddy to tell what it was. Most
of it goodness, Okay, I didn't that headline. I was thinking, Okay,
how did you do this? But well, so nice to
sue to get it back. Yep, Hey, dance party comes
up in about forty minutes. Here's a high school football
(04:51):
player banned from graduation. They toilet favor at this place, right,
and friends was like, hey, who else did it? It
won't tell, and so they banned him and he's like,
I'm not telling. That's that's legit, right, like legit with
anything now. And he's banned for toilet papery. He's one
of the linement of the football team. Spend it three
(05:11):
days not allowed to walk in high school graduation. And
he said the principle was more upset than he wouldn't
tell on his friends, but he didn't. I've had it
at home. The principle is like, yeah, that's what's up.
You shouldn't tell. But at school he's like, you're suspended.
I bet you. He hasked to go. I'll go back
get walked graduations course. If you're listening in Fort Wayne, Indiana,
shout out. I'll be there in a couple of weeks.
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My stand up comedy tour Bobby Bones Comedy dot com.
Not a lot of tickets left. If you're not listening
for Drive four Wayne, I love to see you there too. Alright,
time for your Friday positivity. We go around the room,
we all share a story with you. We hope it
makes you feel positive. It's called tell me something Good.
(05:56):
I'll go first. A South Carolina sheriff's deputy driving the
road's car strained obviously, pulls over to make sure she's okay.
It's her wedding dress. She gotta get to the wedding.
Her car broke down. He is getting the car, taking
wow drugs the weather car and then goes back and
make sure our car is okay. Like, take care of
that too, because it's her wedding. You gotta get there.
(06:16):
Is that crazy? So that's all. I just thought that
was cool. It's really not a big thing, but it's
a little thing. Maybe smile. I like to smile. Do
you guys like smiling? Yes, I'm gonna ask you guys
done the while everybody like smile? Yeah? Okay, this is
pretty cool. Duke the dog was picked up by a
tornado and thrown around. The owner said, just like a
(06:36):
rag doll. But it's okay. Duke survived underwin some surgeries
and now dogs back home. Duke the dog, it thought
when the tornado picked him up. He's gonna be gone forever.
But no, he's backs. Sad. It's sad he took off. Yeah,
but he's back. Like this is great. The family thought
he was gone, and now Duke is recuperating at home.
(06:59):
I guess i'm pta D time post traumatic stress dog.
Imagine getting picked up by a tornado. Never forgetting that. Well,
there's dog easy X. Maybe you trust me. I know
my dog takes it, taking more of my stand up
back here, and we need to get another one from
(07:19):
She came to my stand up show and was like,
don't jump two days in her own go ahead. Twenty
years ago, Anthony lost his sight because of a degenerative
eye disease. So he is the first person to get
a bionic eye now and they gave him these special
glasses and he can see again. Yeah, I saw that.
(07:41):
That's awesome. That's awesome. That's a lot better dog. We're
not comparing. I think it's all just by dukes alive.
I just would be if our duke and dog and
I got picked up by tornado. I ain't harder forget. Like, like,
I wonder if dogs have a sort of PTSD, like
after they get attacked or if they oh yeah, you
see them get like if something's happening, then they shy away,
get timid, or cower down. Thank you all for the stories.
(08:03):
By the way, this has been another episode. Tell me
something good, Bobby Bone Show, Stephanie's on and Cedar Rapids.
Hey Stephanie, Hey Bobby, Good morning to you, Good morning
to you. What's going on? Very excited that I won
or I bought my first row ticket to your Bobby
Bones show. Then see your Rappids Iowa. Oh yeah, I'm
(08:24):
coming to do stand up there in just a couple
of weeks. I know you're in the front row row.
Do you have your pot Joe from a watermelon act?
We're not slam the watermelons. I hope you don't throw anything.
I'll take it, find something or other. I don't throw
anything at you, but I will see you. Wow, I
appreciate that that's coming out. Let's see a rapid show.
And I gotta tell you, Amy, I've never been to Iowa.
I have not. I can't wait to go. It's a
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humongous theater. It's hold hand like three minutes and stephan
is getting in the front row. Front man Stephanie. Well,
just let me say this, and I mean, this is
all my heart. I appreciate you. Yeah, there we go.
I'll be in four Wayne too. Everybody listening to four
Wayne Bobby Bones comedy dot com. I've been off the road. Yeah,
I've been out for a for a few weeks. Been
(09:08):
weird at c M A fest, so we didn't stand Nashville.
I canna watch the Reds play, but then I watched
them lose. It's a whole thing, right, It's like Yin
Yang too. Oh yeah, out there, I don't know what
to do with myself. I sit there and I'm writing
the second book, and I sit there and I'm just like,
I don't like I just keep the Golden Girls on
because it depending on what day it is, Golden Girls
(09:29):
all day. Sunday rebais on and watched Rebo a lot,
and just keep it on the TV and then all
write for a long time, and then I'll watch like
a master in that episode on Netflix, like thirty minutes
and then go back. I haven't started Orange as the
New Black yet, anybody. House Cards haven't started it yet, anybody,
And I mean, I don't know if it's losing it
or it just doesn't. It seems to realistic now. It's
(09:52):
like you're watching it used to be so crazy and
you're like, what is happening? Now you're like, Okay, wellada
down head, sorry up to day. This story comes up
from West Palm Beach, Florida. A man was out walking
his dog when his dog decided to use the restroom
in another man's yard. So the guy comes out, gets angry,
(10:15):
and what's he do? I don't know, send me up.
So because the guy doesn't pick up the dog, he
throws it in his face, picks it up and throws
in his face. I'm guessing what is it? Ah, he
pulls out a knife and stabs the dog on her
in the hands. What not the direction I was go out? What? Yeah?
(10:39):
He was arrested and the guy had to go to
the hospital. No word on if the dog aways got
picked up or not. My dun sounds a bad boy,
not to that one. And that late threatened me and
my dog. Tell me more. I was walking her at
the park and she was on rollerblades and my dog
does not like the sound of skateboards, rollerblades, whatever, And
she rolled it by and my dog just started bark
(11:00):
being pretty fear she's a rottweiler, but nothing was going
to happen. And she goes, you're lucky I don't have
a gun. Can I say, fairly, you are lucky she
didn't have If you agree with her or not, she
didn't have a gun. I was like, whoa, Yeah, that's crazy. Down,
that's crazy the jug bider, and you didn't tell us.
(11:23):
On Wednesday show, we talked about Dad's and Dad's changing
diapers and I haven't getting lit up since that segment
because Eddie said he changed probably four or five What
are they saying, well, just on Facebook and Instagram for
the last two days. I mean if people on the
phone that don't want to talk about it. Oh no,
because Eddie said probably four or five diapers ever, definitely
(11:45):
less than ten, and he has two kids older than
nine and three. They're not into college. No, I just
mean they're no more diapers for us. Dude, that was
a tough time. And he looked up a stat that
said each baby is about four thousand diapers? How did
I get away with that? That's awesome? Who is that
(12:08):
siding that? Though? She was just like I got it? No,
And then I think you got in trouble after the segment.
Now his tone changed. Sometimes she would be bad at me,
like come on, change a diaper once in a while,
but I'd be like, Okay, I will, and then I'd
never do it. But yeah, dude, you will understand. It's disgusting.
Man up, that's what I would say. That would not
fly in my house. Sorry, Michael and Murphysborough, Tennessee. At Michael, Man,
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what would you like to say to Eddie? And I've
got a kid open to it? Today? I felt Eddie
father of the year man. Love what you do with
your years. Respect you though, But they got a change diapers. Man.
You take some stress off the old ladies. Yeah. I
tell you what, if I have another kid, I'll change diapers.
But that's probably You're not having a kid. I know.
(12:54):
That's why I can say that. Stop. Hey, Michael, appreciate you, buddy,
I appreciate you. Brian and Austin, Hey, Brian, Hey, what's up?
Are you changing diapers every day? You think? Yeah, let's
playing it. That's sorry, that's terrible. I want to call Eddie. Eddie,
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how do you do? You don't make those kids right? Man?
You gotta be changing more than just chin out two
years or how old are you kids that you know
they're nine and three, they're they're done with diapers there,
they're over that. Yeah, yeah, you gotta be You gotta
be doing more than chim diapers in your whole lifetime.
Could you tell these guys how disgusting it is though?
How gross is it? Well? Like, see, there's I think
(13:40):
I saw on face for one time like that was
literally like like throwing up almost like every time you white,
it's that it's not that bad man. Sometimes something you
don't know. Sometimes you went out of the flour that
I did was really bad. All right, Hey, Brian, appreciate
you appreciate everybody. There he is. I think let's I'm
(14:04):
moving off this. It's been sitting for two days. Yeah,
let's move on. At your bad dad, You're just bad dad.
What I will do is I will read a song
in a dramatic form. Oh boy, like a slam poem
name white country song. It is oh cool? Okay, yeah,
(14:28):
I like this. Okay, there we go. I got a
girl from the south side, is it Eddie? In the
middle of perform I made the middle of a performance
over here, I'm bad When you go to your slam
poetry session. Do you ever interrupt her? Never? Sorry, I
(14:49):
should have known better. I've been doing again. Got a
girl from the south side, got braids in her hair.
First time I've seen a walk by and I fell
about my chair. All right, man, look at my paper,
(15:11):
Sam hot body like a backroad body, like a back
road body, like a backgrounds right there. I got a
girl from the Sassa like this sounds like too already
like slam poetry. That good? Okay, thank you? Ready for
this one? Been up since the crack of dawn, just
(15:36):
trying to get paid. It's been hotter than a hundred suns.
I can't find no shade. Come in, Io, keep going now,
just two more roads. I'm good to go. Yeah, I'm
(15:58):
shutting this tract down. All right, I'm in for the
wind amy dirt on my boots. Might have a little
the weekend dirt on my boot. Cracking down, just trying
to get paid. I can't find no shade. All right,
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name that slam home. They're like, hey, who that they're with?
The shades? Like, oh the way you moved to the base?
Hold on, how long is the spinning from the second
you walked in here. Could you look good? What I'm in?
(16:53):
I'm in a little bit more now, yeah, keep going
good encore. They're like, hey, who that there? Then let's
got a lunchbox pers because if you missed, you eliminated lunchbox.
Whoa whoa, whoa black what Eddie? You look good? Lady,
(17:17):
you look good? Says due to the face. Holl hollo,
it's just spending from the second thing. I didn't know
the words of that. That's good. Co winners, co winner,
am congratulations, thank you, thank you, slam poem. Oh yeah,
(17:41):
I gotta play your winning songs. Our first winter, Amy,
our second winter, thank you all. If your firstborn more successful?
Just generally speaking, what it says? Why because I was
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last born born? I was a middle born. None of
us are first born, and we all worked for the
man that was firstborn. Oh, Bobby, you were first born.
Here we go, I know, of course, what do you mean?
Here we go? That's right, I'm reading. I didn't know.
Everybody fell into there. So you were last born of
how many? Amy? Well, with my parents, I was the
(18:27):
last born of two. But my dad has four kids totals,
so I have some half Dad's tossed around some numbers.
Four kids, tell your marriages four and now he's working
on a girlfriend. They're they're they won't get married. But
I mean, what do you mean they won't get married.
They're not gonna get married. They're just because they're older.
(18:48):
I don't think it's it's just more of a companionship.
If you will, and you don't think they get married.
What if she is pregnant, she's like she's miracles. I
don't know if she would want me to say age
per se because she's a yelling at heart. Let me
tell you she's over eight. Yeah, but you never know
your right nowadays. Never. So Okay, you have two older
(19:12):
you have an older brother and older sister. And that
you have older brother sister. Dang gi me, what do
you got, Bobby? Yeah, I got younger sister. Listen, I
got the whole way a minute, you want to go
down to the real family tree. Yes, I got a
half brother. I don't know I got a real sister.
I got to wait one step sister. They used to.
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I got like five or six running around in some
form or fashion. And I'm the oldest of all them.
And that half brothers he looked like you were that's
the one met online, like I don't know my biological father,
and so I was online. I was like, I'm just
see here. I was like, holy, call, doesn't like me.
He has my real brother, like a half brother. He
was his kid from another woman. I don't I never
(19:57):
met him. And then I was like, tiny, so you
look like your dad your biology Yeah yeah, yeah, interesting,
creeping creepily because I'll go look. So he has a
Facebook page because sometimes he likes to fight with me
on Facebook, which weird. I don't know him, and so
I go look at that Facebook page and I have
before and I'm like, man, it looks just like me
in like twenty years. That's crazy. It's crazy. But he
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looks like your dad. Do your dad's around? Yeah? I
mean yeah, he's far away, but yeah, at least he's around.
A good joke. No, No, it wasn't. Yeah I see
my dad. Yeah. I remember Bobby being like, well, stalk
to my dad on Facebook. And he's got all his hair,
so that's good. It's like, yeah, oh yeah. I went
(20:42):
all over the page and was like let me see here,
and I was all like head and I was like,
there's a guy got other kids that probably probably more.
I don't even if it's anymore, but I was like, well, right,
ideas all his hair all right? Yeah, anyway, man, it
looks good. Thank you, Bob go latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
(21:03):
He's thirty second skinny, So this is pretty cool. Lindsay
l is going to be making her late night debut
on Tuesday night, that's June. She's gonna be on Jimmy
Kimmel Live. Yeah she is. It's pretty awesome. Yeah, so
I posted yesterday. I knew it was happening. You have
inside sources, yes, but yeah, So she's gonna play. So
(21:23):
she's playing with the band, and she's gonna play like
six songs in and out, and it's a whole thing
where she plays the whole show, which is cool. How
about that taste of country? Said, she's the best guitarist
country Music's not the best guitars country music, sorry, said
one up. Yeah, and she's the best female guitarist kind
of music. Listen. I know even she wouldn't say that.
(21:44):
I'm Danny Lindsay and she's not as good as Keith
and Brat Paisley. Okay, I'm fine, I said, one of
the best I just forgot the one up. That's a
big thing. She's a fantastic musician. Yes, yes, but yeah,
it's it's really cool and I loved Jimmy Kimmel is
my favorite. I've said it before of the late night host. Yeah,
he's the best. He's the most well rounded. Okay, all right, Yeah,
that's on Tuesday Night. What else? Well, Cars three is
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hitting theaters this weekend sixty positive on Rotten Tomatoes. Sur
it's Cars three. Yeah, that was the first movie we
ever saw together. Rough Night with Scarlett Johansson is also
in theaters today with fifty one positive and the Tupac
movie All Eyes on Me Only positive. I'm Amy. That's
(22:25):
your thirty seconds skinny in the world. So if you're
someone that's into stories of joy and hope and kindness
and compassion, well what you gotta do is join the
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It's never too soon to start, you know, spread the love.
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So help us spread the love with the Love What
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Love What Matters on I Heart Radio. Now Greg's listening
in Chicago. Hey, Greg, Hey, how's it going. How are
you doing, buddy? I'm doing good. I'm doing great. I'm
so excited that I actually get to talk to you.
I've been listening to you for years. I mean I
must have been in first freshman year of high school
when I started listening to you, back when Bobby was
(23:29):
my homeboy T shirt days. Dang, dang, Hey, you know
we're coming to Chicago. I know. I'm super excited. I've
missed every single tour that they all had in the area,
and so now that you're actually gets it comes to
the city, I am so excited. I've been moved. I
moved from Flucaville, Texas the Colorado to Pennsylvania and now
(23:50):
I'm in Chicago and never once stop listening to you,
dang man. And let's do that's real quick. I'll give
you the person on the show and you tell me
that the first word it comes to your mind. Okay, okay,
Amy nice, okay, okay, okay, lunch box controversial, okay okay. Eddie,
(24:12):
Oh I love this guy. What about Bobby? Bobby is amazing? Yeah, yeah, amazing. Yeah,
I like this guy. You like this guy? Eddie's word
for him rude. Oh hey, Craig, that's so today. Our
(24:35):
tickets go on so ten am. Raging Idiots are coming
to Chicago and St. Louis and Madison, Wisconsin, and Louisville.
We're doing this show Class two thousand seventeen. We'll take
out new artists. But Craig, I can't wait to meet you. Man.
You get it coming, like say hello and say what Yeah,
I got a time or set on my phone and everything. Yeah,
all right, everybody, thanks for calling. You should call more.
(24:56):
I think you've been one of the best callings that
all week. Oh appreciate that. Hey, Bobby world quote. You
guys remember back when we did very first like Proclaimers
YouTube video and you'll do the continuous Proclaimers. I'll walk
a thousand miles. Yeah we did. Look yeah we had
taken off. Yeah. Oh man, I just do more stuff
like that. That's awesome. I've just been listening a longtime fans.
(25:18):
Hopefully I can scraunge up my Bobby is my Homeboy
T shirt somewhere. Man, that's old school. There's an old
school listener. Hey, I appreciate you. Feel like maybe we've
been letting him down for a while because we did
that video forever ago and we've done nothing like that's
ten years always like I've been waiting. Is that what
you want, Craig? I just I just keep doing what
(25:41):
you're doing. All right, Craig, I'll see you soon, buddy,
Thank you very much for calling that call. I appreciate man.
Fun man. Yeah, Raging Idiots tickets on sale today ten
am Raging Idiots dot com. You got to meet people
like Craig. That's why it's fun. It's the Bobby Bones.
So let me tell you about my day for one second.
(26:02):
Talk to me. So I have a flight that leaves
right after the show to get to Atlanta because it's
some work to do down there. And so in the
middle of the night, the flight at Tennis gets sick
and then I have enough cruise. They cantil the flight
in the middle of the night. You're like, we have
to move the flight up. I don't know what's happening.
So I'm asleep. It's like ten o'clock and so the
(26:24):
flight is basically right now, which I'm gonna miss. And
so I'm gonna miss the meeting, most likely in Atlanta.
That's okay, it's a good to them. So I'm like,
you know, things happen. So I walk into my car
this morning, fat tire, front tire completely gone, front left
tip p s. I z er so again in the car,
(26:46):
and you can drive on a little bit. It's one
of those tires that it can be flat. You can
drive a little bit. I have dog crab all the
bottom of my shoe. Oh no, pay for three baby, Okay,
you win. You win that. Well. I was late early
this morning because I couldn't find my key. I could
(27:07):
not find my key, my car key, anywhere in my house.
I searched everywhere, the purse I used last night. I
got in late. I was super tired and I barely
got any sleep. And I'm searching and then I'm like, okay, fine,
I just gotta go. Look, I gotta retrace my steps.
So I go outside, go to the car. I'm gonna
start there is it in the yard all this morning,
all this morning. I opened the car door, and the
car door is unlocked, and the key is sitting in
(27:30):
the cup holder because I'm in a loner car and
it's one of those key you don't need the key
to start the car. You need a button. Well, my
normal car is not like that, and so I didn't
really need to keep a lot like do anything. So
I just left it right there here where. Every day
is a good day, right, Yeah, you win for bad
days because you've got three. It could be going great
(27:51):
by the end of the day. You just never know
what's going to happen the next hour. If you went
three for three but you've got nothing, Emmy runs into
somebody else at the supermarket. Probably not who you're thinking about,
somebody pretty funny. Also, there's a Bobby cast up with
writer Jesse Alexander. She wrote I Drive Your Truck that
(28:11):
Lee Bryce ended up singing. He had a meeting with
Lee Bryce and Lie said to him, don't play me
any ballads. I only want tempo show openers. And Rusty's said, well,
I don't have that, but I have song of the Year,
and he plays him I drive your Truck. And lead
like looks up afterwards he has tears rolling down his
face and he said, really I get to have that song.
That's one of the stories from the Bobby Cast. From
(28:33):
Jesse Alexander, do you know what Derek's turned down? I
drive your truck first? Yes, I did. It's crazy. It's crazy,
and those stories. I love songwriters in Nashville, so those
are the kind of stories that are in it. She
talks about writing The Climb for Miley Cyrus. The song
that we wrote was called It's the Climb. It was
a guy song. But he called us like a week
later said if you'll rewrite the song, I'm going to
(28:56):
rewrite the whole movie around this song, and you'll rewrite
the song. Does that mean if you? Because I had
written it more if it headlines like these prayers are praying,
you know, it was very much more spiritual. It's more adult.
You gotta remember Miley Cyrus is fifteen, so it's a
lot of songs and a lot of stories about him.
Just go to iTunes and subscribe to the Bobby Cast
(29:17):
and hear that one. Kelsey Ballerini, Marion Morris, Dark Spentley,
Ross Copperman, all these people that write and perform. It's
just such a songwriter show. It's called the Bobby Cast
on iTunes or I heart radio show. Let's go what
to the dentish yesterday? I have a funny story about
laughing gas later, but I think I bit my dental hygienist.
(29:38):
Why because I was so out of it because they
hear a mask on and I think I went because
I feel like she drunked her hand back, but I
don't know because it wasn't all there. Oh that's kind
of weird. And do you apologize? Yes? Absolutely. If you
even think you bit someone, you should probably acknowledge it
in some way, shape or form. Think, So what happened
(29:58):
was what did the dentist and every I love my
fannie pack? Of course they did, or it's they don't
love it. I think it's so stupid, but they have
to acknowledge that I'm wearing it because it's just so
out there. That could be the case. It's a big
green fanti pack. It says dare like like lime green ye,
dare to keep kids off drugs. And so I love
my fanny pack, Kim a wall and the keys, and
(30:18):
I keep my phone and walk around. Yeah, life's easier.
And you've heard the song sexy back right, Yeah, but
have you heard a fanny pack? No? Oh, you're in
live cure up. Let's see it from a ferry pack.
People out there like me. It's time to show off
the ferry pag let's go. I wear my fannie pack. Yeah,
(30:42):
stick my phone and keys inside my bag. Yeah. These
other fools don't know what to do. Yeah. I rub
my pouch just like a kangaroo. Yeah, take it to
the bridge. I'm nerdy, baby. My knee up gets out
here on display. It has a zipper and it cuts
(31:05):
him back. Yeah, I'm shoving stuff in like a mania. Well,
get the phone. We'll look you the phone. Well you
po fanning on? Go ahead, be don't want to get
your fanning on. Alright, that's wrapped it on the production. Oh,
bag bag, fanny bags the Bobby Bones show. So Amy,
(31:30):
you ran in the lunch Box's wife at the grocery store. Yes,
did you know that? I think my wife said she
saw Amy at the grocery store. Yeah, I think she
mentioned that. Yeah, she was just picking up all kinds
of stuff. She was super excited to have a night
with the TV. All by herself. She's getting all her
favorite snacks because I guess the lunch box has something
(31:51):
to do. And she was like, I finally get to
watch whatever I want. What okay? Any questions? One? So
you're out, Like I mean, I had an engagement, you
know what I mean, Like I do things like I
know you guys think I just sleep all day, and
you tell well, I do usually sleep all day, but
I had something going on, so you know. Secondly, you
(32:14):
never let your wife pick the TV show. No, y'all.
Her level of excitement from one to ten. I'm not
gonna ten. She had like favorite snacks. She was dope pumped,
like she couldn't even I was like trying to talk
to her. She's like, listen, I only have a few hours.
I gotta go. That's weird that she didn't even pick anything.
I mean, I'm there and I control the remote, Like
(32:36):
she never holds the remote. The only time I'll let
her hold the remote, I'll let her all right, hold
on the only time she holds the remote is like
if I'm eating and I'm like here, that way you
can fast forward through the commercials for him. When he's
told us this before in the past. I sort of
thought he was just being like lunch Box, maybe exaggerating
a little bit, like surely he lets her pick stuff
(32:57):
from time to time. I know that it just cannot
be the case. Her excitement level and like how pumped
she was to just have a night at home with
her snacks and her TV and no lunch Box was
off the charts occasionally got to break one off. Okay,
I no, No, let's not make it like I break
her off, Like I'm gonna go up and take a
show like here, you can have a remote, and I'll
(33:17):
I'll go take a shower and then I'll come back
down and she'll be in the middle of a show
and I'll let her watch the last fifteen minutes of it.
You know, I don't make her to stop you. I
thought that was pretty nice. But you picked the shows, alright,
I picked the shows. I'm in control of the television
because I have good TV taste and I decide what
that night needs to be watched. Are you in control
(33:38):
of the house? Yeah, you clean it up and everything.
Why did well? I'm not. I'm just saying because if
he controls and he tried to do do whatever he wants,
who turns the lights out. I don't know you physically
turn them out like like jail, Like you said, all right,
(33:58):
everybody go to bed. Oh who did you tell your
wife when to go to bed? No? No, I don't.
I don't never want to go to bed. She can
go to bed whenever she wants to do it in
the dark because you turn the lights out. I mean
I do turn out the lights. I don't get it.
Who turns the light? I don't understand that. Bobby goes,
(34:20):
do you run the house? Who turns? So? The house
is in your name? The house is in my name
and you own now I own the house. You never
think about putting her on that? Yeah, you need to
put her on that. No, no, I got that before
we got married. So what do you mean she she
didn't put my name on her car. Do you all
have a car anymore? She does have a car. She
(34:40):
has a car assist right out front. We don't have
a prenom, but I mean we have separate accounts. Like
why am I gonna put her name on the house
when I'm the one that bought it? Does she how
much money you make a here? Still she still doesn't
know her She has no idea that's so weird. How
much I mean, do you know how much she makes?
I know how much she makes. Why Because when she
(35:00):
got her job, I know how much they offered her.
And I said, okay, you can get that job. If
you have a new contracts coming up, then you'll let
her in on that. That's that makes things complicated. So
(35:21):
I went to the dentist yesterday. I was ever two hours.
They took one of my teeth out and luckily to
the party had root canald. They told me I was lucky.
So that means you don't feel it as much. Yes,
I think it means it falls out. It's okay. So
I have a fake tooth up in the top right
side of my mouth. I'm like, hey, they give me
some sedative pills. First, Oh yeah, they they't know me.
(35:42):
Then they gassed me and I was on that gas
and let me tell you, I've never had drink of alcohol.
I never had a legal drug. I was on that gas.
Oh my, their journey Don't Stop Believing was playing. I've
never appreciated this song so much until I was on
the gas and I was feeling to earth. That's the
closest you're ever gonna get to and I was like, wow,
(36:05):
listen to the piano. No, I was. I was feeling
the earth and the words y a small town didn't
bring new men. It did because I would hear the
piano right, like like my whole world is slowed down. Right,
I'm like I would experience and I'm sitting there and
I'm hearing it and it's slower. It's slower because my
(36:25):
brain is slower. And I'm hearing the texture of the piano, okay,
and I'm like, oh, my heart is full of me
and it's I'm all on gas and I'm like, I've
never heard this song so beautiful. And then the words
all right, this yell a small child, and I'm like,
the small town girl represents all of us. Wait, that's me,
(36:49):
and it starts to be just a metaphor for all
the life this is. Oh, I'm just laying there on
gas and again I would see the fingers hit the
keys of the piano and I would feel each no,
like everyone that that mattered so much, and I was
experiencing it in self. Detroit, where the song was made,
(37:13):
was my home, Mountain Pine, Arkansas, and I was just
feel out and it was electric. Never had felt like
that after okay, because that would have built, that would
have felt like it to be hot. I don't. I mean,
I don't know that everybody has that exact same experience,
but I mean, and it's like you were just really yeah,
(37:37):
you're really feeling it. I just didn't want to say
I don't want to stop believing things. Do you have
new me? For sure? He's like, I'm not gonna stop believe.
But I told myself, I'm not gonna stop believing. As
I got slower on my gas day, I'm never going
to stop the I love everyone there. Every moment you
just quit hearing it, no, because I wouldn't let my self.
(38:00):
It is too beautiful. That's my experience I did yesterday.
I'm laughing gas and a sedative. First, I get so
so anxious, but I gotta go back in two weeks
and get it fixed at dentist though, so you get
to go back on your journey. I don't know if
they're gonna gas me again, but man, it was awesome.
(38:21):
Hey today, ten am. If you're in Louisville, Chicago, St.
Louis or Madison, Wisconsin, Raging Idiots dot com tickets to
go and sell so we're gonna be in town Raging
Idiots dot Com with Jackie Lee, Aubrey Sellers and Bailey
Bryan Class at two thousand seventeen ten AM Raging Idiots
dot Com Bobby Bones Show. People ask me what the
(38:41):
last songs I listened to her? Put my phone up here?
The last three songs I listened to you? Ready? I
was driving the party of the day. Sometimes we'll play
songs chere on the show and we're in the middle
of doing a hundred things, so I don't really understand
how fun it is. How's listening that Jake Owens on
Good Company? That was good? It is good as in
my jeep too, and had it expels it's a Casey masterpea.
(39:05):
Yeah good, I got good company. Yeah. The only thing
it's a pretty careful next to me, just send the
ball meat waiting on you to be wildy give means
bring yourself a bad guy. Why wouldn't you make good cops?
Good time to read? We didn't get a company? I mean,
(39:28):
come on, that's good, right, Yeah, we had a good company.
Were should played that more? Oh? Yeah, I'm sitting here
all right. That turned it up. It's like you want
people to hear the music because there's on top of
my jeep. It sounds like turn it up. They thought
it was cool that they did. Like, damn, that guy's
(39:49):
having a smiley time and good company. I don't get
what nothing and it was. Now I'm picturing like you
and your boys, like riding around your boys song d
that's boy, Me and Mike de driver around. Just loved
up all these boys. I'll go joust that rocket. Yeah.
A good company, good company. Baby. They see me rolling,
(40:16):
they hate in. They trying to get me a ride
in GP. Ride in, trying to get me a ride
in GP, trying to catch me riding GP. Andy, don't
start singing. That was just I just do that sometimes.
I won't get in on your things, our thing. I know,
it's kind of what we do boys. I was like
day one day, it would be so much fun. Other songs.
(40:36):
I have this song from Lawrence Taylor called Bang Bang
not the football Player, Yeah LT no differt Lawrence Taylor
Baby baby baby, do you think why you hate God?
(41:01):
Was wondering what the song is about because you friends
and the baby baby. I don't need to hear you.
I don't know you guys hated my music all. Oh man,
it sounds cool there and good job. Yeah yeah, the
old thing listen is pretty good. Your texting me and
(41:23):
the bone me gots time may knowing you to be
wild me gi me has to get on there. And
then Ryan heard loving a bar fell Love in a
bar in the back patty your corner away from the lights.
It was a sa rolling heart so fat like the
(41:43):
sas you smoke, you train Now we can't turn back
because the words came out the truth. Get we even
saying it with our time? That am we fell loving too? Song?
(42:05):
Do you like it? I do? Do lucho. Let's go
to your thoughts. Oh it sounds pretty good, like you
like that sound? It's fun. It's fun. Yeah, it's like
I've not partying out doing. What do you think about?
Like how you take music in? Man, I'm just thinking
about like it put you in, It describes it. You
can picture it perfectly, like it paints a good picture.
(42:27):
And it's like, oh man, a girl next to me
kissing me. That's just fine. Yeah the other one was sad.
Then yeah, you've changed your mind. Yeah. I don't think
he heard it. I think his head was when I
went to him they don't sound the same. Hit him
no good Jaco and good comment horns up. This is
(42:53):
Ryan Heard Loving a Bar, Fell Loving a Bar and Patty. Yeah.
I guess I thought they were the same song because
they both talked about love and bonding a girl. How
does someone wear headphones and not listen to the song?
I don't know how it turned his ears off. It's
crazy to me, Yeah, I do. I happened to me
all the time. I put her headphones on. Sometimes I'll
(43:16):
go over and like Amy Red segment. Yeah, and then
we go on the air and head on land on
the table. She has no idea what's happening around? Yeah?
So that was two. What was the third one? Bang
bang bang bang bang? Yeah, okay, maybe that one sounds
like that Ryan Hart heard one that they sound okay,
(43:36):
I see where I like that. You don't a lot
of mine like the bang bang one with Ariana Grand
Day Bang bang bang. All right, thank you. This segment
went off the rails put on the website. Alright. Mike
d who answers our Phones has the top three things
people have called about this week. What are your first
dad to say with Adie about him saying he changed
(43:58):
list than ten diapers. Eddie has two kids, our producer.
It's really unbelievable. And he's changed less than ten diapers combined. Now,
we looked it up about four thousand diapers a kid,
so we're talking to eight thousand diapers, eight thousand dippers.
He's changed less than ten. That is insane. People said,
what else? People wanted to give Lvy advice for his
(44:20):
bed bugs. A lot of people Ray thinks that he
has bed bugs now right, Yeah, the middle Oh, we
got it. Did you gotta get tested to change? I
got it from Elby. That's want him in here. They tighties,
tiny whities debate which will never end. Yeah, but I
(44:40):
posted our been Dictionary last night and that that Trump's
that wins Webster Miriam. That's what I mean. If I'm
looking something up, I go to Urban Dictionary. Wasn't your
pile over there? I got some stuff in the pile? Okay? Uh?
I mean just saw this headline on the news and
thought needed to talk to America about it because seven percent,
(45:03):
which I think is still too high. Of Americans think
that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. That can't be true. Oh,
it's true. That can be true. According to a new survey,
year olds in this seven percent of adults. They even
put adults in all caps so that you would know
they're not putting five year olds in this. Seven percent
of adults in this country, America think that chocolate milk
(45:25):
comes from brown cows. That's amazing, Like we have eight
people on this show. Wait for it. Another of surveys said,
they're just not sure where chocolate milk comes from. Right,
where chocolate milk come from. It's white milk with chocolate added.
Thank you. I mean, I just felt like that we
(45:46):
needed to so for if any of the seven percent
happens to me listening this right now, judging Like Ray said,
it comes from white milk, which is from a dairy cow,
typically black and white. Interesting else you got over there,
But I've never seen a brown cow. I see black
and white cows. I rarely see fully brown cows. Oh really, yeah,
(46:06):
I see them. Those are typically the steers. What we
get beef from? Do you get do you milk a steer? Though?
My question, no, that's what I'm saying. Anywhere as a boy,
I've never what I'm saying. I've never saying a fully
brown cow. How now brown cow, brown cow. That's a
good warm up. Okay, So California cops they didn't have
any trouble tracking down two guys that broke in to
(46:29):
steal a bunch of high tech equipment because without realizing it,
they stole a large box of tracking devices. How stupid,
I know. And then they even decided to grab a
beer out of the fridge on their way out, and
one of the guy cut his um, cut his hand,
and so they stole a box of GPS and then
left DNA all over the place. Yeah, must not have
(46:50):
been their first time. They caught the guys though, that
had taken the bus and killed the guards. They caught them,
they did. Yeah, and they are tattooed from headed to
like prison tattoo. They weren't running along like you saw
those guys walk down the streets. You're like, okay, they
escape from jail. Yeah, they should just whack them. Yeah,
something like that. I mean, I know it's hard to
(47:10):
just there's the process, the processes. You killed a couple
of prison guards now and then you're time to go.
You're making Earth the worst place time to go? What else? Okay,
do you know the most popular vegetable popular vegetable tomatoes
of fruit. Officially, let me think this out. Broccoli is
(47:30):
pretty popular. I hate onions. Most popular vegetable. Oh, probably
have to go taking a vegetable. It's probably gonna be lettuce.
What is it? Broccoli? Good? And I know you felt
it right when you said it, but you made you
make a great point because tomatoes come in at third.
(47:51):
But I just don't think people a lot of people
realize it's the fruit. Same people think brown cows put
our chocolate milk. Yeah. Um. And corn came in second,
the solid choice, like not anything. And guess what came
to last? And I was like, what last? Kale? Yeah,
because nobody because it's fancy. Nobody's kale less fancy and
you have like disposable income. Oh, I thought maybe because
(48:12):
kale's the rich person vegetable. And lastly, Lebron James has
officially gone bald. Yeah. I mean he's been going ball
for a while. He shaved it yeah, but because he's
been going bald, yeah, but his hairlines was finally time
I think for him to embrace it. Yes, shave it off.
Get the clipp first. Alright, raging idiots will be in Louisville. Chicago, Madison, Wisconsin,
(48:36):
and St. Louis. Tickets on sell at ten am today
for the Raging Idiots, we're taking out three awesome new artists, Bailey, Brian,
Jackie Lee and Aubrey Sellers ten am at Raging Idiots
dot com. Bobby Show, Good morning, Nicole in Indiana. How
are you? I am great? How are you, guys? I'm
really good. Thank you for calling the show awesome. Thank
(48:58):
you for having such a great show. I love it.
I listen to you guys every morning on my way
to work. I appreciate that. Is there anything you'd like
to say to anybody here on the show. Yes, I mean,
all you guys are fantastic, and I know and I
love how you guys are big supporters of the police
department and the fire department. I'm a firefighter's wife, so
it means so much to my husband to hear you
guys and all your support that you show for the
(49:20):
for them guys, So I mean that's a big thing
for us. Nicole. Let me ask you a question. Sure,
First of all, thank you, but I want to ask
you a question as the firefighter's wife, So like when
your husband goes to work, there's got to be a
little bit of stress every single day, right because and
any time he could get a call to have to
go into a super dangerous situation. Well, in our town,
we're like, we're really small, so it's all volunteers. So
(49:41):
the guys that we have, they have day jobs and
then you know, the fire department, so I mean they're
on call seven. I mean, even when they're at work,
they have their pages on. My husband takes his to
work with him and he's also a first responder, so
he does both. And you know, every time he walks
out that door, you know, yeah, my heart kind of
skips a you know, it's a quick, you know, quick
(50:01):
peck on the cheek. I love you and be safe
and I'll see you when I see you. And then
you know, our kids say a little prayer for him
and everybody that's going out to do what they do
and for the people that are involved, you know. So yeah,
I mean it can be it can be very scary,
but you know, he loves his job, so he's been
doing it. This is his sixth year doing it, so
he absolutely loves it. Let's tell him we say hello
(50:24):
and we appreciate him. And if you're listening right now,
and you are a police officer, or you are a firefighter,
or you're in the military, like you're doing things that
we don't do because we're scared and we got radio,
so without you guys doing that like man that anyway,
I appreciate you. I appreciate you, and thank you for calling.
And tell your husband we say hello and again what
you do too, I mean you keep him in a
(50:45):
place for him to be able to do what he does.
So I do. And our kids just love it. My
daughter thinks it's so cool. She tells everybody that listens
to her that her stepdad is a firefighter and she
wants to be just like him when she grows up.
So it is so awesome. Well, thank you for listening
to the show, and thanks for take in the time
to call. What's this morning? No problem? Thank you guys.
All right, bye bye bye bye, all right, where we
(51:05):
go show? All right? Thank you for listening. Doing four
raging idiot shows basically, and so those are Louis Belle, Chicago, Madison, Wisconsin,
and St. Louis, and you gonna have one of those.
They want ten ten o'clock am today Central. You gotta
get tickets Raging Idiots dot Com. We're taking out Jackie,
Lee Bailey, Brian and Aubrey Seller's part of the class
(51:28):
of So that's cool. Ten am tickets for that today.
Let's say the show is over and you listen to
the whole thing and you're like, I don't know what
to listen to. You can listen to the Bobby Cast.
It's our show where I talked to songwriters. I love
songwriters in Nashville. Sometimes you hear the songs and just
the artist singing on, but you know the stories behind them.
I'm an episode almost episode seventy. Now here's Jesse Alexander
(51:48):
talking about because she wrote Lee Bryce's I Drive Your
Trunk and him getting to hear it for the first
time after they wrote it. He had a meeting with
Lee Bryce and lisaid to him, don't play me any ballads.
I only want tempo openers, and Rusties said, well, I
don't have that, but I have a song of the year,
and he plays him I Drive Your Truck and lead
like looks up. Afterwards he has tears rolling down his
(52:09):
face and he said, really, I get to have that song.
So that's that. And it's also like songwriters are they're
not getting paid in time or enough. And so listen
to this talking about how she's a backup singer on
some song because she makes more money doing that here,
and I'm getting paid like more as a backup singer
on a record. So I'm getting great checks as a
backup singer. So like a song like Drink on It,
(52:31):
I'm probably getting more paid as a backup singer than
I am as a songwriter. Thank you, it's more. I
mean I'm getting paid. That is mind blowing through me,
because songwriters have such trouble getting paid first dream. That
really is crazy. So that's part of the Bobby Cast.
Search Bobby Cast on iTunes or I Heeart Radio. Hope
(52:51):
you have a great weekend. I hope you we aim me.
Ope your weekends fantastic. You guys too. I gotta get
to Atlanta. Somehow my flight got canceled, so um, I
guess you'll have on a car all right, Thank you, goodbye,
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Everybody transit across America. Yes is a box show. Good morning,
(01:10):
good morning, and welcome to Friday Show and good morning studio.
Oh Man. People already on the phone want to talk
Mike and Fort Wayne, Indiana. Mike, how are you? I'm good.
It's early living the life of a radio superstar. No
superstar wakes up at three in the morning. As a joke.
(01:32):
What do you got, Hey, you had a segment a
while back about a woman who had seen a whole
bunch of concerts, and uh, you have lunch Box who's
going out. He's tracking down and watching these team mom girls.
Just wanted to let you know that it is in
absolutely every father's opinion that lunch Box is creepy. Okay,
(01:52):
so let me reset this. We got some things to
mention here. Lunch Box talk to a girl at Eric
Church concert who had been to over twenty shows, and
he's like, that's creepy. Mike here from Fort Wayne sounds
like a good fellow. By the way, Mike, I can
tell he's not a good guy. You're making the point
that if lunch wants to call someone creepy, maybe he
should look in the mirror because he's obsessed with teen moms. Absolutely,
(02:14):
I think it's a fair point, Judges, Yes, fair point only. Okay,
thank you go ahead. I'm not I'm not. They're not
teenagers anymore. There love the show. When you love the show,
I still love them. You fell in love with them
as they were teenagers. I don't know. I watched him
and as they grew into a Yes, hey listen, Mike,
(02:38):
have been creepier. Yes, yes, I like looking at your
daughter's friends as they grow up and thinking wow, when
she gets eighteen, Mike, I don't know how you think.
I think he's got a boy. Hey listen, Mike, appreciate you. Apprecia,
Thanks buddy, recognizing people doing cool things. It's icy you.
(03:01):
Twenty one year old Shelby Hennick. When to see your
grandma in the hospital. Donna is a grandma's name, and
she was hospitalized after a negative reaction to medication that
she takes. And she was so upset because like her
best friend as her dog, Patsy, it's the grandma and
the dog hanging off time hours and hours a day.
So and I'm not advocating that people do this, but
(03:22):
she was having a real hard time without her dog.
So your granddaughter smuggled Patsy the Pomeranian in by swaddlinger,
wrapping up like a baby. And I was like walking
my baby into the hospitals, chance to get in and
like her blood pressure went down. I can I'm not
saying take animals into the hospital. But I'm saying this
one worked out just fine, so I don't mind sharing it.
And it's a good story. So I see I see
(03:46):
you from making your grandma's life better, you know what
I mean? Yeah, there we go, thank you, I see
you stories. It's produced Raymond, those two fugitives who escaped
from jail and Georgia and been captured in Tennessee. Cops
got him after a car chase, so that's really good news.
In Wisconsin, a boy caught fire near the US Open
(04:08):
golf tournament, injuring the pilot. Luckily there wasn't anyone injured
on the ground. And finally, keep voting, get Bobby in
the Radio Hall of Fame. Come on, let's go radio
vote dot com. How about this story. I saw this
in the news. A Florida man suing his friend because
he misled him about the value of a lottery ticket.
(04:29):
Those million dollars. So he says, scratch, didn't new he want,
didn't know how much, and his buddy went to cash
it in his buddy to tell what it was. Most
of it goodness, Okay, I didn't that headline. I was thinking, Okay,
how did you do this? But well, so nice to
sue to get it back. Yep, Hey, dance party comes
up in about forty minutes. Here's a high school football
(04:51):
player banned from graduation. They toilet favor at this place, right,
and friends was like, hey, who else did it? It
won't tell, and so they banned him and he's like,
I'm not telling. That's that's legit, right, like legit with
anything now. And he's banned for toilet papery. He's one
of the linement of the football team. Spend it three
(05:11):
days not allowed to walk in high school graduation. And
he said the principle was more upset than he wouldn't
tell on his friends, but he didn't. I've had it
at home. The principle is like, yeah, that's what's up.
You shouldn't tell. But at school he's like, you're suspended.
I bet you. He hasked to go. I'll go back
get walked graduations course. If you're listening in Fort Wayne, Indiana,
shout out. I'll be there in a couple of weeks.
(05:33):
My stand up comedy tour Bobby Bones Comedy dot com.
Not a lot of tickets left. If you're not listening
for Drive four Wayne, I love to see you there too. Alright,
time for your Friday positivity. We go around the room,
we all share a story with you. We hope it
makes you feel positive. It's called tell me something Good.
(05:56):
I'll go first. A South Carolina sheriff's deputy driving the
road's car strained obviously, pulls over to make sure she's okay.
It's her wedding dress. She gotta get to the wedding.
Her car broke down. He is getting the car, taking
wow drugs the weather car and then goes back and
make sure our car is okay. Like, take care of
that too, because it's her wedding. You gotta get there.
(06:16):
Is that crazy? So that's all. I just thought that
was cool. It's really not a big thing, but it's
a little thing. Maybe smile. I like to smile. Do
you guys like smiling? Yes, I'm gonna ask you guys
done the while everybody like smile? Yeah? Okay, this is
pretty cool. Duke the dog was picked up by a
tornado and thrown around. The owner said, just like a
(06:36):
rag doll. But it's okay. Duke survived underwin some surgeries
and now dogs back home. Duke the dog, it thought
when the tornado picked him up. He's gonna be gone forever.
But no, he's backs. Sad. It's sad he took off. Yeah,
but he's back. Like this is great. The family thought
he was gone, and now Duke is recuperating at home.
(06:59):
I guess i'm pta D time post traumatic stress dog.
Imagine getting picked up by a tornado. Never forgetting that. Well,
there's dog easy X. Maybe you trust me. I know
my dog takes it, taking more of my stand up
back here, and we need to get another one from
(07:19):
She came to my stand up show and was like,
don't jump two days in her own go ahead. Twenty
years ago, Anthony lost his sight because of a degenerative
eye disease. So he is the first person to get
a bionic eye now and they gave him these special
glasses and he can see again. Yeah, I saw that.
(07:41):
That's awesome. That's awesome. That's a lot better dog. We're
not comparing. I think it's all just by dukes alive.
I just would be if our duke and dog and
I got picked up by tornado. I ain't harder forget. Like, like,
I wonder if dogs have a sort of PTSD, like
after they get attacked or if they oh yeah, you
see them get like if something's happening, then they shy away,
get timid, or cower down. Thank you all for the stories.
(08:03):
By the way, this has been another episode. Tell me
something good, Bobby Bone Show, Stephanie's on and Cedar Rapids.
Hey Stephanie, Hey Bobby, Good morning to you, Good morning
to you. What's going on? Very excited that I won
or I bought my first row ticket to your Bobby
Bones show. Then see your Rappids Iowa. Oh yeah, I'm
(08:24):
coming to do stand up there in just a couple
of weeks. I know you're in the front row row.
Do you have your pot Joe from a watermelon act?
We're not slam the watermelons. I hope you don't throw anything.
I'll take it, find something or other. I don't throw
anything at you, but I will see you. Wow, I
appreciate that that's coming out. Let's see a rapid show.
And I gotta tell you, Amy, I've never been to Iowa.
I have not. I can't wait to go. It's a
(08:47):
humongous theater. It's hold hand like three minutes and stephan
is getting in the front row. Front man Stephanie. Well,
just let me say this, and I mean, this is
all my heart. I appreciate you. Yeah, there we go.
I'll be in four Wayne too. Everybody listening to four
Wayne Bobby Bones comedy dot com. I've been off the road. Yeah,
I've been out for a for a few weeks. Been
(09:08):
weird at c M A fest, so we didn't stand Nashville.
I canna watch the Reds play, but then I watched
them lose. It's a whole thing, right, It's like Yin
Yang too. Oh yeah, out there, I don't know what
to do with myself. I sit there and I'm writing
the second book, and I sit there and I'm just like,
I don't like I just keep the Golden Girls on
because it depending on what day it is, Golden Girls
(09:29):
all day. Sunday rebais on and watched Rebo a lot,
and just keep it on the TV and then all
write for a long time, and then I'll watch like
a master in that episode on Netflix, like thirty minutes
and then go back. I haven't started Orange as the
New Black yet, anybody. House Cards haven't started it yet, anybody,
And I mean, I don't know if it's losing it
or it just doesn't. It seems to realistic now. It's
(09:52):
like you're watching it used to be so crazy and
you're like, what is happening? Now you're like, Okay, wellada
down head, sorry up to day. This story comes up
from West Palm Beach, Florida. A man was out walking
his dog when his dog decided to use the restroom
in another man's yard. So the guy comes out, gets angry,
(10:15):
and what's he do? I don't know, send me up.
So because the guy doesn't pick up the dog, he
throws it in his face, picks it up and throws
in his face. I'm guessing what is it? Ah, he
pulls out a knife and stabs the dog on her
in the hands. What not the direction I was go out? What? Yeah?
(10:39):
He was arrested and the guy had to go to
the hospital. No word on if the dog aways got
picked up or not. My dun sounds a bad boy,
not to that one. And that late threatened me and
my dog. Tell me more. I was walking her at
the park and she was on rollerblades and my dog
does not like the sound of skateboards, rollerblades, whatever, And
she rolled it by and my dog just started bark
(11:00):
being pretty fear she's a rottweiler, but nothing was going
to happen. And she goes, you're lucky I don't have
a gun. Can I say, fairly, you are lucky she
didn't have If you agree with her or not, she
didn't have a gun. I was like, whoa, Yeah, that's crazy. Down,
that's crazy the jug bider, and you didn't tell us.
(11:23):
On Wednesday show, we talked about Dad's and Dad's changing
diapers and I haven't getting lit up since that segment
because Eddie said he changed probably four or five What
are they saying, well, just on Facebook and Instagram for
the last two days. I mean if people on the
phone that don't want to talk about it. Oh no,
because Eddie said probably four or five diapers ever, definitely
(11:45):
less than ten, and he has two kids older than
nine and three. They're not into college. No, I just
mean they're no more diapers for us. Dude, that was
a tough time. And he looked up a stat that
said each baby is about four thousand diapers? How did
I get away with that? That's awesome? Who is that
(12:08):
siding that? Though? She was just like I got it? No,
And then I think you got in trouble after the segment.
Now his tone changed. Sometimes she would be bad at me,
like come on, change a diaper once in a while,
but I'd be like, Okay, I will, and then I'd
never do it. But yeah, dude, you will understand. It's disgusting.
Man up, that's what I would say. That would not
fly in my house. Sorry, Michael and Murphysborough, Tennessee. At Michael, Man,
(12:33):
what would you like to say to Eddie? And I've
got a kid open to it? Today? I felt Eddie
father of the year man. Love what you do with
your years. Respect you though, But they got a change diapers. Man.
You take some stress off the old ladies. Yeah. I
tell you what, if I have another kid, I'll change diapers.
But that's probably You're not having a kid. I know.
(12:54):
That's why I can say that. Stop. Hey, Michael, appreciate you, buddy,
I appreciate you. Brian and Austin, Hey, Brian, Hey, what's up?
Are you changing diapers every day? You think? Yeah, let's
playing it. That's sorry, that's terrible. I want to call Eddie. Eddie,
(13:14):
how do you do? You don't make those kids right? Man?
You gotta be changing more than just chin out two
years or how old are you kids that you know
they're nine and three, they're they're done with diapers there,
they're over that. Yeah, yeah, you gotta be You gotta
be doing more than chim diapers in your whole lifetime.
Could you tell these guys how disgusting it is though?
How gross is it? Well? Like, see, there's I think
(13:40):
I saw on face for one time like that was
literally like like throwing up almost like every time you white,
it's that it's not that bad man. Sometimes something you
don't know. Sometimes you went out of the flour that
I did was really bad. All right, Hey, Brian, appreciate
you appreciate everybody. There he is. I think let's I'm
(14:04):
moving off this. It's been sitting for two days. Yeah,
let's move on. At your bad dad, You're just bad dad.
What I will do is I will read a song
in a dramatic form. Oh boy, like a slam poem
name white country song. It is oh cool? Okay, yeah,
(14:28):
I like this. Okay, there we go. I got a
girl from the south side, is it Eddie? In the
middle of perform I made the middle of a performance
over here, I'm bad When you go to your slam
poetry session. Do you ever interrupt her? Never? Sorry, I
(14:49):
should have known better. I've been doing again. Got a
girl from the south side, got braids in her hair.
First time I've seen a walk by and I fell
about my chair. All right, man, look at my paper,
(15:11):
Sam hot body like a backroad body, like a back
road body, like a backgrounds right there. I got a
girl from the Sassa like this sounds like too already
like slam poetry. That good? Okay, thank you? Ready for
this one? Been up since the crack of dawn, just
(15:36):
trying to get paid. It's been hotter than a hundred suns.
I can't find no shade. Come in, Io, keep going now,
just two more roads. I'm good to go. Yeah, I'm
(15:58):
shutting this tract down. All right, I'm in for the
wind amy dirt on my boots. Might have a little
the weekend dirt on my boot. Cracking down, just trying
to get paid. I can't find no shade. All right,
(16:24):
name that slam home. They're like, hey, who that they're with?
The shades? Like, oh the way you moved to the base?
Hold on, how long is the spinning from the second
you walked in here. Could you look good? What I'm in?
(16:53):
I'm in a little bit more now, yeah, keep going
good encore. They're like, hey, who that there? Then let's
got a lunchbox pers because if you missed, you eliminated lunchbox.
Whoa whoa, whoa black what Eddie? You look good? Lady,
(17:17):
you look good? Says due to the face. Holl hollo,
it's just spending from the second thing. I didn't know
the words of that. That's good. Co winners, co winner,
am congratulations, thank you, thank you, slam poem. Oh yeah,
(17:41):
I gotta play your winning songs. Our first winter, Amy,
our second winter, thank you all. If your firstborn more successful?
Just generally speaking, what it says? Why because I was
(18:04):
last born born? I was a middle born. None of
us are first born, and we all worked for the
man that was firstborn. Oh, Bobby, you were first born.
Here we go, I know, of course, what do you mean?
Here we go? That's right, I'm reading. I didn't know.
Everybody fell into there. So you were last born of
how many? Amy? Well, with my parents, I was the
(18:27):
last born of two. But my dad has four kids totals,
so I have some half Dad's tossed around some numbers.
Four kids, tell your marriages four and now he's working
on a girlfriend. They're they're they won't get married. But
I mean, what do you mean they won't get married.
They're not gonna get married. They're just because they're older.
(18:48):
I don't think it's it's just more of a companionship.
If you will, and you don't think they get married.
What if she is pregnant, she's like she's miracles. I
don't know if she would want me to say age
per se because she's a yelling at heart. Let me
tell you she's over eight. Yeah, but you never know
your right nowadays. Never. So Okay, you have two older
(19:12):
you have an older brother and older sister. And that
you have older brother sister. Dang gi me, what do
you got, Bobby? Yeah, I got younger sister. Listen, I
got the whole way a minute, you want to go
down to the real family tree. Yes, I got a
half brother. I don't know I got a real sister.
I got to wait one step sister. They used to.
(19:35):
I got like five or six running around in some
form or fashion. And I'm the oldest of all them.
And that half brothers he looked like you were that's
the one met online, like I don't know my biological father,
and so I was online. I was like, I'm just
see here. I was like, holy, call, doesn't like me.
He has my real brother, like a half brother. He
was his kid from another woman. I don't I never
(19:57):
met him. And then I was like, tiny, so you
look like your dad your biology Yeah yeah, yeah, interesting,
creeping creepily because I'll go look. So he has a
Facebook page because sometimes he likes to fight with me
on Facebook, which weird. I don't know him, and so
I go look at that Facebook page and I have
before and I'm like, man, it looks just like me
in like twenty years. That's crazy. It's crazy. But he
(20:20):
looks like your dad. Do your dad's around? Yeah? I
mean yeah, he's far away, but yeah, at least he's around.
A good joke. No, No, it wasn't. Yeah I see
my dad. Yeah. I remember Bobby being like, well, stalk
to my dad on Facebook. And he's got all his hair,
so that's good. It's like, yeah, oh yeah. I went
(20:42):
all over the page and was like let me see here,
and I was all like head and I was like,
there's a guy got other kids that probably probably more.
I don't even if it's anymore, but I was like, well, right,
ideas all his hair all right? Yeah, anyway, man, it
looks good. Thank you, Bob go latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
(21:03):
He's thirty second skinny, So this is pretty cool. Lindsay
l is going to be making her late night debut
on Tuesday night, that's June. She's gonna be on Jimmy
Kimmel Live. Yeah she is. It's pretty awesome. Yeah, so
I posted yesterday. I knew it was happening. You have
inside sources, yes, but yeah, So she's gonna play. So
(21:23):
she's playing with the band, and she's gonna play like
six songs in and out, and it's a whole thing
where she plays the whole show, which is cool. How
about that taste of country? Said, she's the best guitarist
country Music's not the best guitars country music, sorry, said
one up. Yeah, and she's the best female guitarist kind
of music. Listen. I know even she wouldn't say that.
(21:44):
I'm Danny Lindsay and she's not as good as Keith
and Brat Paisley. Okay, I'm fine, I said, one of
the best I just forgot the one up. That's a
big thing. She's a fantastic musician. Yes, yes, but yeah,
it's it's really cool and I loved Jimmy Kimmel is
my favorite. I've said it before of the late night host. Yeah,
he's the best. He's the most well rounded. Okay, all right, Yeah,
that's on Tuesday Night. What else? Well, Cars three is
(22:04):
hitting theaters this weekend sixty positive on Rotten Tomatoes. Sur
it's Cars three. Yeah, that was the first movie we
ever saw together. Rough Night with Scarlett Johansson is also
in theaters today with fifty one positive and the Tupac
movie All Eyes on Me Only positive. I'm Amy. That's
(22:25):
your thirty seconds skinny in the world. So if you're
someone that's into stories of joy and hope and kindness
and compassion, well what you gotta do is join the
Love What Matters Podcast and you can do it today.
It's never too soon to start, you know, spread the love.
(22:46):
It's Amy from the Bobby Bones Show and I host it.
We focus on the things that really matter in life.
So help us spread the love with the Love What
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And it's really awesome. And it all can be found
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(23:08):
Love What Matters on I Heart Radio. Now Greg's listening
in Chicago. Hey, Greg, Hey, how's it going. How are
you doing, buddy? I'm doing good. I'm doing great. I'm
so excited that I actually get to talk to you.
I've been listening to you for years. I mean I
must have been in first freshman year of high school
when I started listening to you, back when Bobby was
(23:29):
my homeboy T shirt days. Dang, dang, Hey, you know
we're coming to Chicago. I know. I'm super excited. I've
missed every single tour that they all had in the area,
and so now that you're actually gets it comes to
the city, I am so excited. I've been moved. I
moved from Flucaville, Texas the Colorado to Pennsylvania and now
(23:50):
I'm in Chicago and never once stop listening to you,
dang man. And let's do that's real quick. I'll give
you the person on the show and you tell me
that the first word it comes to your mind. Okay, okay,
Amy nice, okay, okay, okay, lunch box controversial, okay okay. Eddie,
(24:12):
Oh I love this guy. What about Bobby? Bobby is amazing? Yeah, yeah, amazing. Yeah,
I like this guy. You like this guy? Eddie's word
for him rude. Oh hey, Craig, that's so today. Our
(24:35):
tickets go on so ten am. Raging Idiots are coming
to Chicago and St. Louis and Madison, Wisconsin, and Louisville.
We're doing this show Class two thousand seventeen. We'll take
out new artists. But Craig, I can't wait to meet you. Man.
You get it coming, like say hello and say what Yeah,
I got a time or set on my phone and everything. Yeah,
all right, everybody, thanks for calling. You should call more.
(24:56):
I think you've been one of the best callings that
all week. Oh appreciate that. Hey, Bobby world quote. You
guys remember back when we did very first like Proclaimers
YouTube video and you'll do the continuous Proclaimers. I'll walk
a thousand miles. Yeah we did. Look yeah we had
taken off. Yeah. Oh man, I just do more stuff
like that. That's awesome. I've just been listening a longtime fans.
(25:18):
Hopefully I can scraunge up my Bobby is my Homeboy
T shirt somewhere. Man, that's old school. There's an old
school listener. Hey, I appreciate you. Feel like maybe we've
been letting him down for a while because we did
that video forever ago and we've done nothing like that's
ten years always like I've been waiting. Is that what
you want, Craig? I just I just keep doing what
(25:41):
you're doing. All right, Craig, I'll see you soon, buddy,
Thank you very much for calling that call. I appreciate man.
Fun man. Yeah, Raging Idiots tickets on sale today ten
am Raging Idiots dot com. You got to meet people
like Craig. That's why it's fun. It's the Bobby Bones.
So let me tell you about my day for one second.
(26:02):
Talk to me. So I have a flight that leaves
right after the show to get to Atlanta because it's
some work to do down there. And so in the
middle of the night, the flight at Tennis gets sick
and then I have enough cruise. They cantil the flight
in the middle of the night. You're like, we have
to move the flight up. I don't know what's happening.
So I'm asleep. It's like ten o'clock and so the
(26:24):
flight is basically right now, which I'm gonna miss. And
so I'm gonna miss the meeting, most likely in Atlanta.
That's okay, it's a good to them. So I'm like,
you know, things happen. So I walk into my car
this morning, fat tire, front tire completely gone, front left
tip p s. I z er so again in the car,
(26:46):
and you can drive on a little bit. It's one
of those tires that it can be flat. You can
drive a little bit. I have dog crab all the
bottom of my shoe. Oh no, pay for three baby, Okay,
you win. You win that. Well. I was late early
this morning because I couldn't find my key. I could
(27:07):
not find my key, my car key, anywhere in my house.
I searched everywhere, the purse I used last night. I
got in late. I was super tired and I barely
got any sleep. And I'm searching and then I'm like, okay, fine,
I just gotta go. Look, I gotta retrace my steps.
So I go outside, go to the car. I'm gonna
start there is it in the yard all this morning,
all this morning. I opened the car door, and the
car door is unlocked, and the key is sitting in
(27:30):
the cup holder because I'm in a loner car and
it's one of those key you don't need the key
to start the car. You need a button. Well, my
normal car is not like that, and so I didn't
really need to keep a lot like do anything. So
I just left it right there here where. Every day
is a good day, right, Yeah, you win for bad
days because you've got three. It could be going great
(27:51):
by the end of the day. You just never know
what's going to happen the next hour. If you went
three for three but you've got nothing, Emmy runs into
somebody else at the supermarket. Probably not who you're thinking about,
somebody pretty funny. Also, there's a Bobby cast up with
writer Jesse Alexander. She wrote I Drive Your Truck that
(28:11):
Lee Bryce ended up singing. He had a meeting with
Lee Bryce and Lie said to him, don't play me
any ballads. I only want tempo show openers. And Rusty's said, well,
I don't have that, but I have song of the Year,
and he plays him I drive your Truck. And lead
like looks up afterwards he has tears rolling down his
face and he said, really I get to have that song.
That's one of the stories from the Bobby Cast. From
(28:33):
Jesse Alexander, do you know what Derek's turned down? I
drive your truck first? Yes, I did. It's crazy. It's crazy,
and those stories. I love songwriters in Nashville, so those
are the kind of stories that are in it. She
talks about writing The Climb for Miley Cyrus. The song
that we wrote was called It's the Climb. It was
a guy song. But he called us like a week
later said if you'll rewrite the song, I'm going to
(28:56):
rewrite the whole movie around this song, and you'll rewrite
the song. Does that mean if you? Because I had
written it more if it headlines like these prayers are praying,
you know, it was very much more spiritual. It's more adult.
You gotta remember Miley Cyrus is fifteen, so it's a
lot of songs and a lot of stories about him.
Just go to iTunes and subscribe to the Bobby Cast
(29:17):
and hear that one. Kelsey Ballerini, Marion Morris, Dark Spentley,
Ross Copperman, all these people that write and perform. It's
just such a songwriter show. It's called the Bobby Cast
on iTunes or I heart radio show. Let's go what
to the dentish yesterday? I have a funny story about
laughing gas later, but I think I bit my dental hygienist.
(29:38):
Why because I was so out of it because they
hear a mask on and I think I went because
I feel like she drunked her hand back, but I
don't know because it wasn't all there. Oh that's kind
of weird. And do you apologize? Yes? Absolutely. If you
even think you bit someone, you should probably acknowledge it
in some way, shape or form. Think, So what happened
(29:58):
was what did the dentist and every I love my
fannie pack? Of course they did, or it's they don't
love it. I think it's so stupid, but they have
to acknowledge that I'm wearing it because it's just so
out there. That could be the case. It's a big
green fanti pack. It says dare like like lime green ye,
dare to keep kids off drugs. And so I love
my fanny pack, Kim a wall and the keys, and
(30:18):
I keep my phone and walk around. Yeah, life's easier.
And you've heard the song sexy back right, Yeah, but
have you heard a fanny pack? No? Oh, you're in
live cure up. Let's see it from a ferry pack.
People out there like me. It's time to show off
the ferry pag let's go. I wear my fannie pack. Yeah,
(30:42):
stick my phone and keys inside my bag. Yeah. These
other fools don't know what to do. Yeah. I rub
my pouch just like a kangaroo. Yeah, take it to
the bridge. I'm nerdy, baby. My knee up gets out
here on display. It has a zipper and it cuts
(31:05):
him back. Yeah, I'm shoving stuff in like a mania. Well,
get the phone. We'll look you the phone. Well you
po fanning on? Go ahead, be don't want to get
your fanning on. Alright, that's wrapped it on the production. Oh,
bag bag, fanny bags the Bobby Bones show. So Amy,
(31:30):
you ran in the lunch Box's wife at the grocery store. Yes,
did you know that? I think my wife said she
saw Amy at the grocery store. Yeah, I think she
mentioned that. Yeah, she was just picking up all kinds
of stuff. She was super excited to have a night
with the TV. All by herself. She's getting all her
favorite snacks because I guess the lunch box has something
(31:51):
to do. And she was like, I finally get to
watch whatever I want. What okay? Any questions? One? So
you're out, Like I mean, I had an engagement, you
know what I mean, Like I do things like I
know you guys think I just sleep all day, and
you tell well, I do usually sleep all day, but
I had something going on, so you know. Secondly, you
(32:14):
never let your wife pick the TV show. No, y'all.
Her level of excitement from one to ten. I'm not
gonna ten. She had like favorite snacks. She was dope pumped,
like she couldn't even I was like trying to talk
to her. She's like, listen, I only have a few hours.
I gotta go. That's weird that she didn't even pick anything.
I mean, I'm there and I control the remote, Like
(32:36):
she never holds the remote. The only time I'll let
her hold the remote, I'll let her all right, hold
on the only time she holds the remote is like
if I'm eating and I'm like here, that way you
can fast forward through the commercials for him. When he's
told us this before in the past. I sort of
thought he was just being like lunch Box, maybe exaggerating
a little bit, like surely he lets her pick stuff
(32:57):
from time to time. I know that it just cannot
be the case. Her excitement level and like how pumped
she was to just have a night at home with
her snacks and her TV and no lunch Box was
off the charts occasionally got to break one off. Okay,
I no, No, let's not make it like I break
her off, Like I'm gonna go up and take a
show like here, you can have a remote, and I'll
(33:17):
I'll go take a shower and then I'll come back
down and she'll be in the middle of a show
and I'll let her watch the last fifteen minutes of it.
You know, I don't make her to stop you. I
thought that was pretty nice. But you picked the shows, alright,
I picked the shows. I'm in control of the television
because I have good TV taste and I decide what
that night needs to be watched. Are you in control
(33:38):
of the house? Yeah, you clean it up and everything.
Why did well? I'm not. I'm just saying because if
he controls and he tried to do do whatever he wants,
who turns the lights out. I don't know you physically
turn them out like like jail, Like you said, all right,
(33:58):
everybody go to bed. Oh who did you tell your
wife when to go to bed? No? No, I don't.
I don't never want to go to bed. She can
go to bed whenever she wants to do it in
the dark because you turn the lights out. I mean
I do turn out the lights. I don't get it.
Who turns the light? I don't understand that. Bobby goes,
(34:20):
do you run the house? Who turns? So? The house
is in your name? The house is in my name
and you own now I own the house. You never
think about putting her on that? Yeah, you need to
put her on that. No, no, I got that before
we got married. So what do you mean she she
didn't put my name on her car. Do you all
have a car anymore? She does have a car. She
(34:40):
has a car assist right out front. We don't have
a prenom, but I mean we have separate accounts. Like
why am I gonna put her name on the house
when I'm the one that bought it? Does she how
much money you make a here? Still she still doesn't
know her She has no idea that's so weird. How
much I mean, do you know how much she makes?
I know how much she makes. Why Because when she
(35:00):
got her job, I know how much they offered her.
And I said, okay, you can get that job. If
you have a new contracts coming up, then you'll let
her in on that. That's that makes things complicated. So
(35:21):
I went to the dentist yesterday. I was ever two hours.
They took one of my teeth out and luckily to
the party had root canald. They told me I was lucky.
So that means you don't feel it as much. Yes,
I think it means it falls out. It's okay. So
I have a fake tooth up in the top right
side of my mouth. I'm like, hey, they give me
some sedative pills. First, Oh yeah, they they't know me.
(35:42):
Then they gassed me and I was on that gas
and let me tell you, I've never had drink of alcohol.
I never had a legal drug. I was on that gas.
Oh my, their journey Don't Stop Believing was playing. I've
never appreciated this song so much until I was on
the gas and I was feeling to earth. That's the
closest you're ever gonna get to and I was like, wow,
(36:05):
listen to the piano. No, I was. I was feeling
the earth and the words y a small town didn't
bring new men. It did because I would hear the
piano right, like like my whole world is slowed down. Right,
I'm like I would experience and I'm sitting there and
I'm hearing it and it's slower. It's slower because my
(36:25):
brain is slower. And I'm hearing the texture of the piano, okay,
and I'm like, oh, my heart is full of me
and it's I'm all on gas and I'm like, I've
never heard this song so beautiful. And then the words
all right, this yell a small child, and I'm like,
the small town girl represents all of us. Wait, that's me,
(36:49):
and it starts to be just a metaphor for all
the life this is. Oh, I'm just laying there on
gas and again I would see the fingers hit the
keys of the piano and I would feel each no,
like everyone that that mattered so much, and I was
experiencing it in self. Detroit, where the song was made,
(37:13):
was my home, Mountain Pine, Arkansas, and I was just
feel out and it was electric. Never had felt like
that after okay, because that would have built, that would
have felt like it to be hot. I don't. I mean,
I don't know that everybody has that exact same experience,
but I mean, and it's like you were just really yeah,
(37:37):
you're really feeling it. I just didn't want to say
I don't want to stop believing things. Do you have
new me? For sure? He's like, I'm not gonna stop believe.
But I told myself, I'm not gonna stop believing. As
I got slower on my gas day, I'm never going
to stop the I love everyone there. Every moment you
just quit hearing it, no, because I wouldn't let my self.
(38:00):
It is too beautiful. That's my experience I did yesterday.
I'm laughing gas and a sedative. First, I get so
so anxious, but I gotta go back in two weeks
and get it fixed at dentist though, so you get
to go back on your journey. I don't know if
they're gonna gas me again, but man, it was awesome.
(38:21):
Hey today, ten am. If you're in Louisville, Chicago, St.
Louis or Madison, Wisconsin, Raging Idiots dot com tickets to
go and sell so we're gonna be in town Raging
Idiots dot Com with Jackie Lee, Aubrey Sellers and Bailey
Bryan Class at two thousand seventeen ten AM Raging Idiots
dot Com Bobby Bones Show. People ask me what the
(38:41):
last songs I listened to her? Put my phone up here?
The last three songs I listened to you? Ready? I
was driving the party of the day. Sometimes we'll play
songs chere on the show and we're in the middle
of doing a hundred things, so I don't really understand
how fun it is. How's listening that Jake Owens on
Good Company? That was good? It is good as in
my jeep too, and had it expels it's a Casey masterpea.
(39:05):
Yeah good, I got good company. Yeah. The only thing
it's a pretty careful next to me, just send the
ball meat waiting on you to be wildy give means
bring yourself a bad guy. Why wouldn't you make good cops?
Good time to read? We didn't get a company? I mean,
(39:28):
come on, that's good, right, Yeah, we had a good company.
Were should played that more? Oh? Yeah, I'm sitting here
all right. That turned it up. It's like you want
people to hear the music because there's on top of
my jeep. It sounds like turn it up. They thought
it was cool that they did. Like, damn, that guy's
(39:49):
having a smiley time and good company. I don't get
what nothing and it was. Now I'm picturing like you
and your boys, like riding around your boys song d
that's boy, Me and Mike de driver around. Just loved
up all these boys. I'll go joust that rocket. Yeah.
A good company, good company. Baby. They see me rolling,
(40:16):
they hate in. They trying to get me a ride
in GP. Ride in, trying to get me a ride
in GP, trying to catch me riding GP. Andy, don't
start singing. That was just I just do that sometimes.
I won't get in on your things, our thing. I know,
it's kind of what we do boys. I was like
day one day, it would be so much fun. Other songs.
(40:36):
I have this song from Lawrence Taylor called Bang Bang
not the football Player, Yeah LT no differt Lawrence Taylor
Baby baby baby, do you think why you hate God?
(41:01):
Was wondering what the song is about because you friends
and the baby baby. I don't need to hear you.
I don't know you guys hated my music all. Oh man,
it sounds cool there and good job. Yeah yeah, the
old thing listen is pretty good. Your texting me and
(41:23):
the bone me gots time may knowing you to be
wild me gi me has to get on there. And
then Ryan heard loving a bar fell Love in a
bar in the back patty your corner away from the lights.
It was a sa rolling heart so fat like the
(41:43):
sas you smoke, you train Now we can't turn back
because the words came out the truth. Get we even
saying it with our time? That am we fell loving too? Song?
(42:05):
Do you like it? I do? Do lucho. Let's go
to your thoughts. Oh it sounds pretty good, like you
like that sound? It's fun. It's fun. Yeah, it's like
I've not partying out doing. What do you think about?
Like how you take music in? Man, I'm just thinking
about like it put you in, It describes it. You
can picture it perfectly, like it paints a good picture.
(42:27):
And it's like, oh man, a girl next to me
kissing me. That's just fine. Yeah the other one was sad.
Then yeah, you've changed your mind. Yeah. I don't think
he heard it. I think his head was when I
went to him they don't sound the same. Hit him
no good Jaco and good comment horns up. This is
(42:53):
Ryan Heard Loving a Bar, Fell Loving a Bar and Patty. Yeah.
I guess I thought they were the same song because
they both talked about love and bonding a girl. How
does someone wear headphones and not listen to the song?
I don't know how it turned his ears off. It's
crazy to me, Yeah, I do. I happened to me
all the time. I put her headphones on. Sometimes I'll
(43:16):
go over and like Amy Red segment. Yeah, and then
we go on the air and head on land on
the table. She has no idea what's happening around? Yeah?
So that was two. What was the third one? Bang
bang bang bang bang? Yeah, okay, maybe that one sounds
like that Ryan Hart heard one that they sound okay,
(43:36):
I see where I like that. You don't a lot
of mine like the bang bang one with Ariana Grand
Day Bang bang bang. All right, thank you. This segment
went off the rails put on the website. Alright. Mike
d who answers our Phones has the top three things
people have called about this week. What are your first
dad to say with Adie about him saying he changed
(43:58):
list than ten diapers. Eddie has two kids, our producer.
It's really unbelievable. And he's changed less than ten diapers combined. Now,
we looked it up about four thousand diapers a kid,
so we're talking to eight thousand diapers, eight thousand dippers.
He's changed less than ten. That is insane. People said,
what else? People wanted to give Lvy advice for his
(44:20):
bed bugs. A lot of people Ray thinks that he
has bed bugs now right, Yeah, the middle Oh, we
got it. Did you gotta get tested to change? I
got it from Elby. That's want him in here. They tighties,
tiny whities debate which will never end. Yeah, but I
(44:40):
posted our been Dictionary last night and that that Trump's
that wins Webster Miriam. That's what I mean. If I'm
looking something up, I go to Urban Dictionary. Wasn't your
pile over there? I got some stuff in the pile? Okay? Uh?
I mean just saw this headline on the news and
thought needed to talk to America about it because seven percent,
(45:03):
which I think is still too high. Of Americans think
that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. That can't be true. Oh,
it's true. That can be true. According to a new survey,
year olds in this seven percent of adults. They even
put adults in all caps so that you would know
they're not putting five year olds in this. Seven percent
of adults in this country, America think that chocolate milk
(45:25):
comes from brown cows. That's amazing, Like we have eight
people on this show. Wait for it. Another of surveys said,
they're just not sure where chocolate milk comes from. Right,
where chocolate milk come from. It's white milk with chocolate added.
Thank you. I mean, I just felt like that we
(45:46):
needed to so for if any of the seven percent
happens to me listening this right now, judging Like Ray said,
it comes from white milk, which is from a dairy cow,
typically black and white. Interesting else you got over there,
But I've never seen a brown cow. I see black
and white cows. I rarely see fully brown cows. Oh really, yeah,
(46:06):
I see them. Those are typically the steers. What we
get beef from? Do you get do you milk a steer? Though?
My question, no, that's what I'm saying. Anywhere as a boy,
I've never what I'm saying. I've never saying a fully
brown cow. How now brown cow, brown cow. That's a
good warm up. Okay, So California cops they didn't have
any trouble tracking down two guys that broke in to
(46:29):
steal a bunch of high tech equipment because without realizing it,
they stole a large box of tracking devices. How stupid,
I know. And then they even decided to grab a
beer out of the fridge on their way out, and
one of the guy cut his um, cut his hand,
and so they stole a box of GPS and then
left DNA all over the place. Yeah, must not have
(46:50):
been their first time. They caught the guys though, that
had taken the bus and killed the guards. They caught them,
they did. Yeah, and they are tattooed from headed to
like prison tattoo. They weren't running along like you saw
those guys walk down the streets. You're like, okay, they
escape from jail. Yeah, they should just whack them. Yeah,
something like that. I mean, I know it's hard to
(47:10):
just there's the process, the processes. You killed a couple
of prison guards now and then you're time to go.
You're making Earth the worst place time to go? What else? Okay,
do you know the most popular vegetable popular vegetable tomatoes
of fruit. Officially, let me think this out. Broccoli is
(47:30):
pretty popular. I hate onions. Most popular vegetable. Oh, probably
have to go taking a vegetable. It's probably gonna be lettuce.
What is it? Broccoli? Good? And I know you felt
it right when you said it, but you made you
make a great point because tomatoes come in at third.
(47:51):
But I just don't think people a lot of people
realize it's the fruit. Same people think brown cows put
our chocolate milk. Yeah. Um. And corn came in second,
the solid choice, like not anything. And guess what came
to last? And I was like, what last? Kale? Yeah,
because nobody because it's fancy. Nobody's kale less fancy and
you have like disposable income. Oh, I thought maybe because
(48:12):
kale's the rich person vegetable. And lastly, Lebron James has
officially gone bald. Yeah. I mean he's been going ball
for a while. He shaved it yeah, but because he's
been going bald, yeah, but his hairlines was finally time
I think for him to embrace it. Yes, shave it off.
Get the clipp first. Alright, raging idiots will be in Louisville. Chicago, Madison, Wisconsin,
(48:36):
and St. Louis. Tickets on sell at ten am today
for the Raging Idiots, we're taking out three awesome new artists, Bailey, Brian,
Jackie Lee and Aubrey Sellers ten am at Raging Idiots
dot com. Bobby Show, Good morning, Nicole in Indiana. How
are you? I am great? How are you, guys? I'm
really good. Thank you for calling the show awesome. Thank
(48:58):
you for having such a great show. I love it.
I listen to you guys every morning on my way
to work. I appreciate that. Is there anything you'd like
to say to anybody here on the show. Yes, I mean,
all you guys are fantastic, and I know and I
love how you guys are big supporters of the police
department and the fire department. I'm a firefighter's wife, so
it means so much to my husband to hear you
guys and all your support that you show for the
(49:20):
for them guys, So I mean that's a big thing
for us. Nicole. Let me ask you a question. Sure,
First of all, thank you, but I want to ask
you a question as the firefighter's wife, So like when
your husband goes to work, there's got to be a
little bit of stress every single day, right because and
any time he could get a call to have to
go into a super dangerous situation. Well, in our town,
we're like, we're really small, so it's all volunteers. So
(49:41):
the guys that we have, they have day jobs and
then you know, the fire department, so I mean they're
on call seven. I mean, even when they're at work,
they have their pages on. My husband takes his to
work with him and he's also a first responder, so
he does both. And you know, every time he walks
out that door, you know, yeah, my heart kind of
skips a you know, it's a quick, you know, quick
(50:01):
peck on the cheek. I love you and be safe
and I'll see you when I see you. And then
you know, our kids say a little prayer for him
and everybody that's going out to do what they do
and for the people that are involved, you know. So yeah,
I mean it can be it can be very scary,
but you know, he loves his job, so he's been
doing it. This is his sixth year doing it, so
he absolutely loves it. Let's tell him we say hello
(50:24):
and we appreciate him. And if you're listening right now,
and you are a police officer, or you are a firefighter,
or you're in the military, like you're doing things that
we don't do because we're scared and we got radio,
so without you guys doing that like man that anyway,
I appreciate you. I appreciate you, and thank you for calling.
And tell your husband we say hello and again what
you do too, I mean you keep him in a
(50:45):
place for him to be able to do what he does.
So I do. And our kids just love it. My
daughter thinks it's so cool. She tells everybody that listens
to her that her stepdad is a firefighter and she
wants to be just like him when she grows up.
So it is so awesome. Well, thank you for listening
to the show, and thanks for take in the time
to call. What's this morning? No problem? Thank you guys.
All right, bye bye bye bye, all right, where we
(51:05):
go show? All right? Thank you for listening. Doing four
raging idiot shows basically, and so those are Louis Belle, Chicago, Madison, Wisconsin,
and St. Louis, and you gonna have one of those.
They want ten ten o'clock am today Central. You gotta
get tickets Raging Idiots dot Com. We're taking out Jackie,
Lee Bailey, Brian and Aubrey Seller's part of the class
(51:28):
of So that's cool. Ten am tickets for that today.
Let's say the show is over and you listen to
the whole thing and you're like, I don't know what
to listen to. You can listen to the Bobby Cast.
It's our show where I talked to songwriters. I love
songwriters in Nashville. Sometimes you hear the songs and just
the artist singing on, but you know the stories behind them.
I'm an episode almost episode seventy. Now here's Jesse Alexander
(51:48):
talking about because she wrote Lee Bryce's I Drive Your
Trunk and him getting to hear it for the first
time after they wrote it. He had a meeting with
Lee Bryce and lisaid to him, don't play me any ballads.
I only want tempo openers, and Rusties said, well, I
don't have that, but I have a song of the year,
and he plays him I Drive Your Truck and lead
like looks up. Afterwards he has tears rolling down his
(52:09):
face and he said, really, I get to have that song.
So that's that. And it's also like songwriters are they're
not getting paid in time or enough. And so listen
to this talking about how she's a backup singer on
some song because she makes more money doing that here,
and I'm getting paid like more as a backup singer
on a record. So I'm getting great checks as a
backup singer. So like a song like Drink on It,
(52:31):
I'm probably getting more paid as a backup singer than
I am as a songwriter. Thank you, it's more. I
mean I'm getting paid. That is mind blowing through me,
because songwriters have such trouble getting paid first dream. That
really is crazy. So that's part of the Bobby Cast.
Search Bobby Cast on iTunes or I Heeart Radio. Hope
(52:51):
you have a great weekend. I hope you we aim me.
Ope your weekends fantastic. You guys too. I gotta get
to Atlanta. Somehow my flight got canceled, so um, I
guess you'll have on a car all right, Thank you, goodbye,
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