Bobby Got A Colonoscopy and Said the Dumbest Thing After Waking Up + The Drafts RETURN! Best 90’s Country Artists + Bobby’s Texting Dilemma: Do you Have To Text “Bye”?

Bobby shares the details from his colonoscopy including the dumb thing he said after waking back up after the procedure. We bring back the Drafts! We pick the best 90’s Country Artists of all-time. Bobby was texting a friend and didn’t know if it was okay to just leave the conversation or he needed to say “bye” to end it?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome to Tuesday's show, Good Morning Studio Morning. Where do
I start? I was on a text get your guys
opinion here, and this happens semi frequently, but yesterday I'm
on a text with a friendish I'm not a close friend,
but a pretty good friend, like a six point five
out of ten. We're texting back and forth like six
or seven times, and I'm done texting. I'm kind of

(00:36):
ready to just check out of the text. And then
I'm like, can I do you have to say bye?
Or can I just stop texting? Because we're definitely I
would compare it to if you're dating somebody, like when
when's the amount of dates? It's okay to not not
matter that you just disappear and go somewhere right like
one day, you don't really have to give him an
explanation three dates. Maybe you do same thing with texting.

(01:00):
At what point do you have to go all right,
gotta go bye? Or can you just always just end
a text by not texting? Buns? So is this confusing
to you because it's a six point five out of
like what would you do to like? I mean, I
consider us to be ten out of ten friendships and
you just kind of go away? Yeah, So like what
that's move anyway? Because I don't have exactly yes, So

(01:27):
if it were a one or two, I would be like, hey,
thank you for the text. I hope you have a
great day by Yeah. Yeah, But with you guys, I'll
just leave your house without you knowing him leaving. To me,
I just disappear because I don't feel like I owe
you guys that, nor do you owe me that we're
together regardless. But what is you? What? What do you
do if you're texting with someone? Do you go Okay, hey, thanks,

(01:48):
talk to you later by, or do you just go away? Yeah?
I don't. I don't think I say bye. I think
I'm probably the one that they go away on, so
I don't really have to go away. Did people tell
you buy No, they just don't reply. Yeah, no, man,
I don't think i've ever told anyone by, Like, I
think the last text I got, like a couple of

(02:10):
days ago, somebody asked them want to go camping? I'm like,
I don't know the answer to that, so I'm not
going to respond what I don't know? Maybe not by
Bobby's rule, though, if you ask a question and if
like you want Bobby, how I get Bobby to reply
as you ask a specific question? Bones, I never say
by it like it's just conversation, and then I get

(02:30):
busy and I never text back. Well, I get what
do you think here? I wouldn't say bye. I don't
ever like if I don't want to respond to something,
I may react to it. And that may be you've
been going back and forth like six texts in a row. Yeah,
can talk if you win. If you're just done, do
you just throw your phone across the room and I don't,
or you go yeah, there's no like ending to it.
You're just kind of done and then like you'll end

(02:50):
up picking up at another point in time. Okay, I
like it. Okay, that's what I would prefer to do.
But I always feel like there's something I owe them.
It's like, okay, good to talk to you. Can you
do a double tap heart? Like, oh, that's here's the
thing about the double tap heart. There's only so many
people you can do that with because the heart is love.
Like I don't send a bunch of hearts to my
dude friends. I'll do the exclamation point yes thumbs up

(03:13):
or on the double tap now you can put any
sort of emoji in with the mix of emojis, but
on that double tap. I rarely do a love if
it's dude, because I wouldn't care about it putting a heart,
but I would be most dude to be like, why
are you harting me? I thought the heart was just
I like, yeah, it's like like, oh, I haven't telling
a bunch of dudes I love them. Yes, heart is love.

(03:34):
I thought heart was like, oh, yes, like this thank
you or cool like I love this is cool Morgan. Yes,
thumbs up is like cool, got it? No big deal?
Heart is like I love this, Thanks. Why do I
take the thumbs up? Is kind of like maybe this
is my filter. I'm taking it through. But I'm I'm
sometimes like, oh did I do something wrong? They just

(03:55):
gave me the thumbs up? I got it, Yeah, I
got it cool. If you want to inside something without
doing the heart, you could do the explanations what I
do all the time, or if they say something cool,
I'm like exclamation. I mean I do it like a
yell like that too. Yeah. They may not take it
like that, but I yell like that when someone says
thank you, do you say you're welcome. No, I do
it thumbs up? Okay, that c that's a good way

(04:16):
to end it. Just end it that way. Yes, I agree,
but that's still ending it. Or end it with the
wave by Yeah, I don't really use. My most use
emoji is the sideways turned laughing eyeball. Why not the
straight up laughing because I was told that's lame. Yeah,
the sideways one is more cool now yeah? Or I
do the skeleton head dead like really funny that you're
dead like yeah, yeah, yeah. I was told by my

(04:37):
wife to stop using the straps forward one, and the
lol is cooler than haha noll really yeah, just straight
up lol all little cares I don't know haha a lot.
Yeah me too. Well, I was told it's lol. I
can't keep up. We're not supposed to keep up. Yes
we are, we're not. We're at the point now where
it doesn't matter what we do. Well, then why are you?
Caitlin tells you what's I wouldn't. I wouldn't if she

(05:00):
didn't because they kind of don't care, but then also
don't want to hear it was like, why are you
using this one? It's time to open up that mailbag something. Hello,
Bobby Bones. My boyfriend and I have been dating for

(05:22):
five years, and I've been telling him for two years
to propose, and he still hasn't. Lately, I've been thinking
about taking matters in my own hands and proposing to him.
I told some people my plan and they were like,
won't he be offended? Well, sure, but haven't I been
offended for the last two years he had his chance.
I think there may be a possibility he proposes soon,

(05:45):
but I don't want to wait. What are your thoughts
if I were to propose to my boyfriend question Mark,
signed Elizabeth. It's an interesting situation. You know. The dynamics
of your relationship say a lot. But I wouldn't proposed
to him just because he hasn't proposed to you in
two years. She started asking two years ago. Yeah, I
wouldn't propose to him simply because he wouldn't propose. If

(06:07):
for some reason, you were so moved because of your
relationship was going so great, and you were like, I
really want to do this because I think for us,
Then you do it. But you don't do it because
he won't propose to you. This is what you do.
I'm gonna spell it out for you. You ultimatum, Yes
you have to some guys. He probably loves you and
wants to marry you. But why hasn't reached Why why

(06:29):
it's been five years? Been two years ago? She's like,
do this. Guys are dumb. He may financially not be
in the place that he feels comfortable. Okay, you know
there is a pressure on guys bare or not to
be at a certain place whenever it's time to make
that decision. And so that could be it. And again
I'm assigning their story to them. Yeah, we don't know,
but I mean, you can go to Eddie. Eddie wasn't

(06:50):
going to propose. It happened to me. I got the ultimatum,
and that's really what opened my eyes. Are like, oh man,
maybe it is time to get married because I loved her.
I just never thought of that. I wasn't really in
that place in life, but I guess we'd been dating
for six years and my wife was like, Hey, we're
gonna get married or not, because if we're not, I'm leaving.
And then I was like, well, I'm not gonna lose you,
so yes, let's get married. And was it a good decision?

(07:12):
It was a great decision. Are you happy with that ultimatum?
I love it? Yeah, Ray, did you get ultimatum? I did,
but I mean I missed it by a couple of years. Yeah,
because Ray, how long were you made together? Seven years? Yeah?
Seven years later? That was on the wedding invites. But yeah,
she told me I want to get married. I just
wasn't ready. So a year passed, another year past. Sometimes
it just takes time for guys. I would suggest that

(07:32):
you go to him and say, hey, we we're either
gonna get married or or not, because I'm sitting here
just wasting away light that fire, like let's go or
let's not, and give me a chance to go meet
somebody else and do my thing. Maybe she wants to
have kids. You can't. Most women can't have a kid
when they're fifty, you know. Yeah, I don't know how

(07:53):
else she is. But I will say bones, if my
wife would have proposed to me, I would have loved that. Yeah,
I'd been pretty cool. I'm gonna yeah, i'd of school time.
I probably would have cried. Yeah, I thought it was
cool or other than like Monica and Chandler and then
get on the money too. So my advice, Elizabeth is
not too proposed to him because he won't propose to you,

(08:15):
and that seems like what is happening here. My advice
would be to tell him, Hey, I know I've been
saying this for the past two years, but like what
is today October twelfth, I would say, Hey, if we're
not gonna you're not gonna propose to me by March
thirty first of next year, I gotta figure something out. Yeah,
but you have to be prepared for that. If you're
setting the ultimatum, you have to be exactly and you

(08:37):
have to be ready for that. But I would imagine
if he's been with you this long, he's going to
do it. I have a couple of friends now. One
of them he hasn't proposed because he doesn't feel like
he has financially enough, like enough stability to provide and
that's his only reason for not proposing right now. He's like,
I don't even really have a job because he works independent.

(09:00):
It okay, But she's with him, Yes, that's when. That's
what I'm saying. She's gonna be with you without So Elizabeth,
good luck set the ultimatum March thirty first, is what
I say, gives him time. If he doesn't have a ring,
doesn't have you know, get a credit card. Whatever you
got to do. Let us know how good. Let us
know how you goes Elizabeth. All right, that's the mail bag.
Close it up. We got your and I was about

(09:21):
to close. If you want to email us, Morgan, what
do they do? Mailbag at Bobby bones dot com. A
long time ago, Mike d said, you guys need to
watch the Harry Potter movies. Lunchbox, Eddie or myself. None
of us had seen a single Harry Potter movie. So
we all watched it. We all took a quiz. I
passed mine lunchbox and Eddie did not lunchboxes out opportunity

(09:44):
to leave, so usky him. So because you didn't pass
the quiz, you had to watch the second Harry Potter. Yes,
Chamber of Secrets. And how'd that go? I mean, it
took me three days to do it. When it ended
the credits finally came up, I said, thank God, out loud,
did you take no? No, I didn't take it to
the credit. Yes, I did that bad I did. It's

(10:04):
just you know what, you know, what's bad is being
forced to watch a movie you can't enjoy it because
I'm like, I gotta do this. I gotta do this
like by a certain deadline. I'm like, oh, that's not enjoyable.
And you have the tests watching. I have your kids
watch you with you. They did, They watched the first half,
but man, they got scared, Like the little ones were
just like I don't know if I watched his dad's
kind of scary. So you put them on squid games. Yeah.

(10:27):
If you don't pass the test, you have to watch
the next one, the third one. Oh okay, well I
didn't study, but what I did is I took some
online quizzes. That's what that's studying. Okay, No, that is
studying all right. So since he failed his last quiz
about Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Eddie had to
watch the second one, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Yeah, hey, bones,

(10:48):
remember the last time I told you I was a
bad test taker? Uh? Can the format be different this time?
What would multiple choice? No? But Morgan will maybe be
a little lighter on. Okay, please, Like, if I don't
get exact names, just understand that I did see the movie.
Oh we did that last time too, and you got
some freebies basically handed to you. Now, you guys are

(11:09):
hard on me. Last time he needs to get three
out of five. Last time it was a little more
than that. But we're gonna lighten the load. Let's go
three out of five. What's the name of the elf
that tries to stop Harry from going back to Hogwarts?
See this is the guy again. I can't get his
name right. We'll talk it out here. Dobby, Dobbin, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby.

(11:32):
He's the elf. Dobby is correct. Let's go. Come on.
What mode of transportation do Harry and Ron use to
get to Hogwarts? The flying car? Correct? Let's go one more.
That's pretty good. Come on, just don't give me names
of people other than Dobby's. Okay, you're gonna Dobby questions? No,

(11:53):
I don't who is Dobby's master it it's the blonde
kid's dad, Sleuth Slytherin. I don't know his name. It's
the blond kid's dad, the rarely the bleached blonde haired dude, Slytherin. Um. No,

(12:20):
Slytherin's the house house of Slytherin. Um, it's incorrect. You
didn't even guess a name, So, Morgan, we can't give
him that. You know the guy, right, it's Malfoy's dad.
So what's his name? Luscious Lucious or luscious Lucious Malfoy,
But mister Malfoy would have worked. Yeah, we've been accepted that.

(12:45):
What do Harry and Ron find in the toilet for
the wind toilet? Why do Harry and Ron finding the
toilet that belongs to Tom Riddle? Oh? His journal? Let's
go correct. I'm so happy right now. Do you think

(13:08):
you're gonna have to watch the next What injury did
Harry suffered during the quidditch match? Oh? His arm broke
like in a bunch of moon places. Where what does
Hermione turn into when she uses the polyjuice potion? Oh?
One of those roots she turned into with that, one
of those roots. No, oh, Cat, I knew that. What's

(13:31):
the name of the ghost that haunts a toilet in
the girl's bathroom? She's the girl, right, She's the girl
that died a long time ago. Her name is Julia.
Do you know what Morgan? No, it's it's lost on
me right now, but I know who you're talking. It's moaning.
Myrtle is that the girl you got it right. No

(13:53):
more for you. I may eventually watch the rest of
the movies, but just not anytime soon. We gotta make
sure Lunchbox does not get the same questions Mike, because
he made listen to this back and he has plenty
of time to watch this movie. Oh but he has
a new baby and two other kids. Let me say this.
You know we're all sitting in food over on the
food train. We sent food over a couple nights ago,

(14:14):
and we were texting, like, when are you gonna be
home so we can send dinner. We never got a
text back and cants like he's probably just so busy
with the baby, and then he's like, oh, just got
to my phone. We've been at a at a like
a carnival with the family hanging. He's fine, They're fine.
They have plenty of time to watch Harry Potter movies. Okay,
I'm sure he's getting his naps into, don't you guys
there The latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan Number two

(14:38):
thirty second Skinny Reba McIntyre announced her live in concert tour.
Special guests joining her for various dates include Brandy Clark,
Hannah Dasher, Kaylee Hammock, Raina Roberts, Caitlin Smith, Britney Spencer,
and to Neil Towns. Tickets go on sale October fifteenth
at ten am local time. Jamison Rogers talks about wanting

(14:59):
to keep more of the songs. He writes, it's harder
to turn turn songs loose, you know now that I'm
have a little success and I'm just busier, you know
what I mean. And so I know, you know, they
say you have your whole record or your whole life
to write your first record. The second record will come
pretty fast, and so now I kind of want to

(15:19):
just stockpile songs and keep them for the second record.
Brett Eldredge talks about his personality and how he uses
humor in his life. That's the thing is I use
humor a lot to move forward in life and to
deal with the negative things as well. And so I'm
I'm a goofball at heart, but at the same time,
I also have a very quiet, sensitive, introverted side. You know,

(15:41):
that's really a big part of me. But there's also
an entertainer in there. I'm Morgan number two. That's your
skinny call. It's time for the good news. Producer read,
there's a family hiking in the Rocky Mountains in Colorado
and they're in the middle of a trail, probably about
a mile and a half away from any kind of
main road, and they run into a seventy year old

(16:03):
man who's been injured. I don't know if he fell
or what, but he can't walk. He's in trouble. So
the family and some other hikers that were walking the
trail got together. They said, well, how do we get
this guy back to the main road. So they used belts, shoelaces,
and branches and they made kind of a stretcher. And
so the family and five other hikers just got the
stretcher and walked them all the way down the road
to help. That's crazy, Yeah, it's pretty cool. They pulled

(16:24):
our shoelaces out. Well, I guess the dad of the
family he's a hunter, so I guess he's used to
doing that when you go hunt deer and you gotta
like take him back to the truck. You've done that, right, shoelaces.
I was about to say I was a hunter, I
wouldn't know how to get a body out of there. Yeah,
I have thrown over my shoulder and then probably got
tired in ten steps. Then they use belts shoelaces. I'm
not straight up of a movie. It's pretty cool. That's

(16:45):
pretty cool. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good, Mike. He said he saw a celebrity
walking in town. Here. There's worth a hundred million dollars. Okay,
I think I know who it is. Okay, well, let
tell the story. You're doing what I was out shopping
with my wife who were trying to turn on this
busy street, and I see this person walking down and

(17:06):
they had a mask and sunglasses on. But it wasn't
a country star. Wasn't a country star? Okay. And they're
walking and at some point I see that their mask
gets caught in their sunglasses. They take them off. I
see their face and I gasp. I was like, oh
my gosh, that is blank blank. You guys want to
feed clue? See that. I feel like I know who
it is. Who Mick Jagger rolling stones? Okay, we're at

(17:30):
one hundred million more than that probably, Oh wow, it's
not Mick Jagger. Who do you have any guesses? Yet?
Bill Gates worth more than a hundred million. They have
a net worth of one hundred million dollars online, so
that is their network one hundred million. Clue number two
they were on a popular TV sitcom that is no

(17:50):
longer making new episodes, but still on heavy syndication. Wow,
Jerry Seinfeld, Morgan Dino. I don't know who it is.
It's still it's in syndication. Yeah, still played all over
the place. Who's the clue? Number three? And Mike doesn't
know this, but they've kind of been secretly living here
for a while. Did you know that? I know that now? Yeah? Yeah,

(18:12):
secretly living here. Do you want to know that your options? Yes? Yes, yes? Please?
Is it Lisa Kudrow Phoebe from Friends? Guy? Is it?
Johnny Galecki? Leonard on Big Bang Theory a nerdy one Dante,

(18:34):
which is rude because people compare me to him with
Caitlin from that show because on the show he plays
a nerd. Is he the kid from Rosanne? Yeah? Okay,
because in your life he's not a nerd. Yeah, he
plays a nerd. He dates a hot girl across the
all and they're like, hey, you and Johnny Blue, or
like Leonard and Penny Penny. You don't like that. No,
let's move past that, okay. Or is it Ray Romano? No, no, no, no,

(18:56):
that would be amazing. He please come on the show.
That would be so fun. I love him. So who
did Mike see in your positive? You saw them positive?
Who did Mike see walking across the street? Why would
any of those people be living here? Yeah? Well, this
is not who I thought it was. Well, yeah, no,

(19:17):
you thought it was a big jagger. Yeah, who was
Rolling Stones lead singer? Who was on Broadway? Right, Yeah,
that's why I thought it was that. But he had
a mask on. Anybody can walk around now mask. That's awesome.
All right, Amy, your guests, I guess I'm gonna go
with Lisa Coudrow Eddie. Yeah, me too, Phoebe, Lisa Coudrow Morgan,
I'm going Big Bang Theory guy, Johnny Gliki. Yeah, No

(19:41):
one picked Ray Romano. Nah, there's no he's gonna live here. Yeah,
well it is not Ray Romano. Can you do it?
It is Johnny Gliki. He didn't like Yelle lear. I
wanted to tell about to roll down in the window,
and my wife was like, do not do that. You
not yell at him? What was he wearing all black.
That's kind of what you expected to wear. Black jean jacket,

(20:03):
like fancy black, probably look more expensive than what it was. Yeah,
that's the thing about here's the difference because I've been
on both sides of it, where I've been extremely poor,
where now people buy me clothes for TV shoes like
idol will pay and buy expensive clothes. There's not a
lot of difference in the esthetic of poor clothes and
really ritzy because they both have holes in them and

(20:24):
both like it's like if you buy them and you
spend a bunch of money on it's like, how can
they make it look old and awful? And then I
used to buy clothes a yard sales that were old
and awful because somebody else would have them and have
worn them. Yeah, so there's not a lot of difference
in the two except for a dumb name brand on it.
I saw these pants that they are super expensive and

(20:44):
they had paint on them, Like that's what a painter
would like. Any painter that paints all day, these pants
will look like that. We definitely sound old saying that,
but still but still like for me being on both
sides of it, it's like you could do the same thing.
I can literally go to a yard sale and if
I put a tag in it that said does Proda
make guy stuff? Yeah, that said Prada, and it was

(21:06):
and it was old and beat out, they'd be like, Wow,
that's the real that's the new. Hold up Prada, you
know you believe it, and people would believe it because
it's It's like when they put these sweaters on so
for three thousand dollars that have holes all in them,
or stuffed animals, remember that one, stuffed animals. Yeah, we
need to stop talking about this. We do sound old. Yeah,
all right, Well tell Johnny like we said, Hi Mike again,

(21:28):
all right, and that's who is worth one hundred? Can
you imagine? Yes, I wish one day Mike he has
a he lives here a part time. Yeah, he has
a kid who lives here. Yeah, it's good. Boy. Should
try to get him on the show. If it, bring
a suitcase of cash into pass it out, all right.
Top ten things These are the worst things about winter

(21:51):
Amy pick a number one, three, one hundred, ten. The
number is twenty one. Get out of here, take me
to Vegas. Let's go, Eddie, you will go first. Ten
answers on the board. These are the worst things about winter.

(22:11):
Let's go give me car accidents in the snow. There
are a lot of car accidents. Show me car accidents.
How did you get that one? Dangerous roads? That's perfect?
Numbers that oh five? Okay, there you go. Okay, next, Okay,
give me crazy shopping shopping during Christmas? Show me shoving.

(22:42):
That probably wasn't very detailed enough. Morgan scraping ice off
your car. Scraping ice off your car? Number six? Yeah,
six points for you. Okay, this is kind of more generic,

(23:02):
so I'm not sure if what I'm gonna go for
it just the cold. Nobody likes the cold. Show me
cold temperatures. I had cold all the time in my head.
Amy over to you. It's like, um, what do they

(23:23):
call it? Like the winter blues? It's all dark early
and that's good seasonal depression or something. It is a thing.
It's a thing because it's dark early and you're cooped up.
Show me dark early and cooped up slash seasonal depression. Wow,

(23:45):
that's crazy, you mean the thing that's that's got to
be hands down the worst thing about the winter Blues.
There are still okay, show me winter blues. No, I
get it, it's not on there we go this morning?
Had seasonal depression? No, no, no, no, yeah, alright, Eddie,
all right, here we go bones. I got them all

(24:05):
now from here on out covering your plants that's a
pain in the butt. Cover your plants. Okay, show me
covering your plants. Should have a seasonal depression. Clearly having
to wear a jacket. Show me having to wear a jacket.

(24:28):
This is hard. Okay. One more round? Okay, okay, I
don't see this as a negative, but since I'm trying
to follow the game here, but like, is it that people?
There's a lot more food. I think that's awesome, but like,
is it like winter? You're winter your Winter Game fifteen? Yeah,

(24:54):
but I don't like saying at all Winter Weight Game
Slash Freshman fifteen depression. Get a little plump. Ye. I
love all the winter food. But what well, then, what
the heck is on there? Eddie? Okay, I got you
in the lamest game ever. Easy shoveling snow. Show me

(25:17):
shoveling snow number nine? Answer, yes, sir, yes, sir. Now,
I'm in trouble. Um, Okay, you know what happens all
the time in the winter, the pipes get frozen and
they bust so frozen pipes. Risky, show me frozen pipes.

(25:38):
All right, well, Morgan, you need eight points twin a thing.
According to thousands of people, these are the worst things
about winter so far. Dangerous roads, scraping and defrosting your car,
or shoveling snow. There are seven answers left. Well, I mean,
I know I hate this, but it's not mean tan.

(26:00):
You can't get tan because there's no snow. Where's no son? Yeah, yeah,
you know you knew what I meant. Show me it's
not there. Show pale skin, Yeah, pales akin. Show me
seasonal depression Edie one with fourteen Wow. Wow. I don't

(26:25):
know whether to celebrate that or not. Only got three
out of ten. I still have to turn. I thought
we started with you go ahead it okay? How about
I mean, don't go so deep, don't go so dark.
You don't need an extation? Okay, fine with shoveling snow.

(26:49):
What about a blizzard like snowstorm? I've been stuck in
a blizzard before, outside in the cold. It was it
was miserable. What's your answer? Snow storms? Wizards? Show me
snow storms. Oh my gosh, and that's the end of it. Well,

(27:11):
what in the world was it? Hey? Your static on there,
like when you touch people because you're wearing like winter closing. Yeah, static, No,
what is it off? All right? These are the worst
things about winter at number ten, chap lips. Yeah. At
number nine, we said shoveling snow at number eight, dry
skin okay? At number seven, heating bills six and five

(27:38):
are scraping, ay, frosting the car a dangerous road. Here
are the top four answers that nobody got at number four,
running noses at number three, colds and flue at number two,
having to wake up even earlier? Why and a number

(27:58):
shovel or turn your car on? Okay? Got it? At
number one, I see sidewalks are slipping and falling. Oh
I've done that too. Yeah, now it all makes sense. Yeah,
I hear it now. I just wasn't on that train.
Yeah too. On the other way, I win that you did,

(28:19):
all right? Cool, I guess there, he goes. I don't
feel good about myself, all right. Right, here's a voicemail
we got last night, Bobby Bones, Bobby Bones, morning Corny.
What do you call a three legged cow lean beef. Goodbye.

(28:41):
Somebody was laughing hard right as they hung up. Yeah,
funny Amy's Morning. Corny comes up in about fifteen minutes.
We're also getting back into the drafts today. I can
only ignore you for so long. Listeners keep calling and
going do another draft. So we're gonna do greatest nineties
country stars. We'll draft them. You're a Amy's pile of stories.

(29:03):
So this girl was renovating her bathroom and she accidentally
walled up her cat behind the drywall. Oh, so what
happened was she ripped down the drywall, the tile, everything,
and the cat did go exploring and she saw it
and she's like, oh, well it's fine, he'll he'll come out.
Everything's good. Well, the tile guys came the next day
and she didn't think to tell them, hey, my cat's

(29:26):
been playing in there, so nobody checked and they completed
the job and then she heard a faint yes, she heard,
like where is that? So they had to cut a
hole a square out and then lure the cat and
it took like an hour and a half to get
the cat and come and like peek its head out
is on TikTok peket his head out and then go

(29:46):
back in and play, and they're like, oh, we gotta
get her to come more than just her head so
we can grab the cat. And so hour and a
half later, cat is safe. Hilarious. That's where you get
the laser. Oh oh like that and then out of
the hole. Yeah. I don't know. Some times and they
don't want to come out my cat. She gets in
the dishwasher, she gets under the oven. You have to
like check cat mine. Yeah, yeah, I have to check

(30:07):
everything before I turned the oven on. I look underneath
because I don't want her to burn. And then like
dryers and washing machines, you have to look for cats
in those before you start loads if you've left the
door open, because accidents have happened and it's tragic. Yeah
it's for real. But yeah, Kat is safe. We're good
to go. So Dolly Pardon was talking about her first

(30:30):
kiss and she got it like just like you, Bobby,
spin the bottle forced upon him and person was like, oh,
I don't want to kiss him. Oh well, I don't
know that. It was just like that, but it was
a game of spin the bottle. So she was doing
an interview and it came up and she said that, Yeah,
she ended up getting to kiss a cute boy. It
wasn't the boy she had a crush on, but he

(30:52):
was still super cute, so she was okay with it. Yeah.
Mine was not like that. No, mine was they needed
an extra player and nobody really liked me, and they
let me in anyway. And then when it landed on me,
she went, I don't want to want to kiss him
out loud, but you know what she did? What up? Yeah?

(31:12):
All right? What else? A list of the best cookies
of all time came out for a Cookie Hall of Fame,
and in a number one is a cookie I've never
even tried in my life, and now I want to
go to the store and buy it. But it's the
Golden Oreos, you know, the white ones like the no Well,
they say it's the number one cookie, followed by toll
House chocolate chip cookies, then the regular Oreos, then Keepler

(31:35):
fudge stripe cookies. Oh those are amazing, Nutter butter, No,
how are they for getting chips a hoist like regular chips,
a hooy that comes in after a nutter, But it
should be number one chips Ahoya original concernstantly the number
one cookie is a chips. There are occasionally are cookies
that are great, but now chips ahoy is always on
the money. Sometimes we let how good something is be

(31:57):
taken over by how occasionally great something. Yeah, nutter butter,
we have two out of three people. Get that out.
It should be diversely. Well, you hate peanut butter and
generals and nutters, nutters and butters. There's a cookie Hall
of Fame. Where is this? I just want to tell
you he's got his whole family vacation in case you

(32:18):
want to try it. The cookie adspert Zer for the
Cookie Hall of Fame. They say that especially the thin
golden oreos are hands down the best, so I will
be trying them. Melt. I did see where somebody posted
somewhere they were like, hey, we I think you are
a kid actually ate twenty thousand dollars. I was like, huh,
because they have these I think they're poked Pokemon oreos

(32:39):
that they sell for like twenty thousand dollars. Well, they
sell you buyome, but then yeah, if you have the
rare Pokemon one, then yeah you can sell it make money.
And oh no oh no, oh no no no no,
I am that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the kid news. So there's this cat, Gus,

(33:07):
and he arrived at a humane society in North Carolina,
and he's the oldest cat they've ever received. He's nineteen. Wow.
So they're like, man, okay, I hope we can find
Gus an ideal candidate, an ideal home. Well, this woman
who is one hundred and one years old, she's taking
them in. They're both gonna be real old, both of

(33:27):
them be watched over. Yeah, who's watching them? So if
you're a nineteen year old cat, you're one hundred and
thirty three in human years, So you know, there, it's
gonna be a world record of partners oldest person with
the oldest animal, right, or oldest cat. At least some
of the turtles get pretty old. Oh yeah, no, parrots
they live a long time. But I like old lady,

(33:48):
old cat. Yeah, old cat ladies. So I mean they're
gonna be good for each other. I love it. Yeah,
that's good. You know who adopted Dan Smires of Dan
and Shay and Abbey Smires, his wife. They adopted a
really old old kind of Chihuahua dog. It was like yes,
fourteen or so. No one wanted it because it was
so old, and they kept and adopted it until it
finally passed on, but took great care of it until

(34:09):
the very end. That's lived its best life. I like her,
the abbey and Dan or the one hundred one year
old lady, well both in this story, that one hundred
one year old lady. All right, that's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. We finished Ted Lasso,
the final episode of season two. Anybody else all the

(34:30):
way in not yet yet, no spoilers, spoilers, So we
finished it. It's it's good. I'm excited for it. I've
heard it's good. The final episode of the final season. Definitely, yeah,
the final episode. The weird thing for me is now
most shows are coming out one at a time. Yeah,
and I don't like that. I like to bene and
move on in my life. So Netflix is basically the
only one that's doing shows as a whole series anymore.

(34:52):
Hulu they put them out one at a time. Yeah,
it's like regular TV. So any of the shows that
are coming out. Apple TV wanted the morning show Ted Lasso,
but I was satisfied with the Ted Lasso finale. Okay,
I didn't think season two was as good a season one,
but I still thought it was really good. But I
was satisfied. And I think they may be only doing
one more season of ted Lasso and that's it. Oh
and they're calling it so but yeah, it's it's it's good.

(35:15):
It's good. I still I'm all about Squid Game. And
was it you that said Squid Game is not for kids? Yeah?
I never said it was for kids. I said it
was for if you're I got Amy. Amy's daughter wanted
to watch it. That's why we got into like is
it okay for kids? I got into Now everyone wants
to put it on me that I said Squid Game
was okay for kids. I get messages all the time
like squid Game is not okay for kids. That's not

(35:36):
what I said. If it's a mature teenager or older adolescent,
I think if they're already watching shows like Breaking Bad
or those kind of shows, this is fine. I get what.
I wouldn't recommend it. Well, on top of that, too,
my kids friends. You know, he's thirteen, and he said
three of his friends are watching it too, And I'm like,
that's crazy. Oh, yeah, no, every I mean, my kids

(35:58):
are a sweet little Christians. Everybody's watching it exactly, so
it's like I would rather sit and watch it with
my daughter. Doesn't mean you, as a parent you can
make the decision based on your child. I think my
daughter can handle it with me. My son, no, I
won't allow it as she watched it at allways. Yes,
how many episodes? Want the first one? Okay, part of

(36:19):
the second one? About episode three? It starts to go
at five? Oh yeah, are you? Are you like? Emotionally
I love it. I can't wait to get home today
to keep watching. And I hope that the hype doesn't
overtake how good it is because I was able to
watch it before the hype, and it's always much better
to watch before it gets hyped up. But it's just crazy,

(36:40):
it's so good. Yeah, but I'm not the guy that
recommends squad game for kids that narrative. That's not what
I said. Okay, but it's not for kids, bunce. No,
but you should be aware that kids are watching it,
so just yeah, you should watch it and let it
and so you can find out what they're watching. They
shouldn't be watching, all right, Amy, Right, for you joke. Yeah,

(37:00):
here we go, Morning Corny. Why does skeletons stay so calm?
Why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under
their skin? That was the Morning Corny. You know, we
talked about a lot of the TV shows that we

(37:22):
watch to give you guys something to watch, because I'm
always asking my friends anything good, So we hope we
can be your friends in this case and recommend shows
to you. I hear as a voice mellow got last night.
Hey Bobby, good morning studio. Um, I just want to
let you know that my boyfriend and I just finished
clips Eate and I have never been more disappointed in
an ending to a show since How I Met Your

(37:45):
Mother Susan Finale. I think anyway super disappointing. Don't want
to spoil it for anybody else, but also just don't
watch it. I'll say she's absolutely wrong. Oh wrong, you
counter that? Yeah? Wrong, wrong, It's like an engine wrong.

(38:05):
You think it's a good ending. I think the show's
great altogether. He's the one recommended it. I only watched
it because Bobby said, did you like Click Made on Netflix? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Did you say she's wrong? I'm not that passionate about it.
But yeah, I think that it's a show to watch.
What would you? What did you give it? Give it

(38:26):
four out of yeah five, that's a good that's good. Good.
One that doesn't work with a good good good, But
still I here is number two. Hey, Bobby Morning Studio.
So I watched The Guilty over the weekend and it
was horrible. I give it a one out of five calls.
It was terrible. Somebody should have to watch this from
the show what Well, Mike watched and recommended it Jake

(38:49):
Jillenhall and The Guilty where he's basically on as a
nine one one call. I watched it too, you did,
we did. Caitlin really liked it. I thought it was
pretty good. It's only ninety minutes long, and it's he's
a call who's been in trouble and so he has
answered nine when one calls now and there's a situation
and it really never leaves him that I can't get into.
That's crazy. I mean you can and you'll watch it

(39:10):
and you will, all right, thank okay, But it never
leaves him. The whole movie's him talking on the phone.
So that's a budget friendly film. But I will say
that she's wrong. I would agree it's not one out
of five. I'd give it three and a half out
of five. I think Kitlyn would give it four out
of five. Oh okay, but I say it was pretty
good and not that long. Well, our callers are just

(39:32):
wrong this morning, manum. But it's called The Guilty and
you have to watch it to even know what the
title of the movie means. Okay, so, but I would
recommend both of them. I think they're both pretty good. Okay,
let's bring back the draft. We will be drafting today

(39:53):
our favorite nineties country artists, and you guys can go
vote to Bobbybones dot com on the full team that
you Because what's happened is the first round pick. The
first person always gets the best person. But who's who
makes the best overall team? RAYMONDO, you have the first
pick nineties country artists. Who do you go with? Pick
number one? Pretty obvious, the one and only Garth Brooks Solid. Yep,

(40:19):
it's tough. Guards. Guard's tough, and it's easy for me
because to me, there are there's a tier one and
Garth is there. But George Straight is my first pick.
Oh my gosh, what do you think? George. Ray was
gonna make it to you. I thought you'd be like,
you know what, I should let Amy have George. That's
her boy, because it Garth is my boy, and Ray
took him. So Ray's got Garth, Amy's got George straight.

(40:43):
I have George straight Amy, Tim mcgrawl. Interesting, that's interesting.
I feel like it would have been a second round
or maybe third. Yeah, oh well, you took George out.
But I feel like somebody's gonna say one in a minute,
and you're gonna go how did I not think of
that person? Amy? This game is all about just upsetting
the next person. So I'm just gonna go ahead and

(41:04):
do it. Give me Shanya rude, she's Tier one, goes
three or Tier one Garth George. That's what fantasy's all about.
How is Tim mcgrawl nut Tier one? He's just not
because he's not Garth, Shania or George Strait okay, or
some others that are really awesome still out there. I mean,
Tim McGraw's massive, but I would say tiered right underneath

(41:24):
that tier. Oh wow, See, I just don't I put
him up there. Morgan. I'm so mad at you because
you almost made it to me um Brooks and Done
to get him in the second round. That's a great one. Oh,
that's a good one. Oh man. Okay, hey guys, there's
still some big ones out there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
hy yah yah. Okay. So we've all made our first

(41:46):
round picks. Now we go backward for the second round.
Snake draft. Morgan, you got Brooks and Done? Who are
you taking in the second round? I just saw him
this weekend and I was reminded how good he was
in the nineties. Alan Jackson, Yeah, that's solid. Eddie. Who
should I go with? Oh? I got it? You just

(42:07):
had on the Bobby cast Reba, give me Reba and
the big red hair. Let's go. Yeah, dang that. Oh
my gosh, I got two women. I know, Strong Amy
the Chicks Dixie Chicks, but in the nineties that was
their name. Now I know, I know, but still, I mean,

(42:28):
in the nineties they had two albums that I had
on repeat. Well, let's see, I had him on my
list on my list. The problem with for me with
picking someone like a Kenny Chesney is he's still relevant,
I think people, because that's what is that? What's wrong
with to McGraw, is it could be McGraw still relevant.

(42:48):
I think people will look at it and be like, well,
I don't need to pick McGraw as nineties he's awesome
now well, I mean George Strait just played acl m Well,
Garth places all time. I'm going to go with even
though he's blocked me on Twitter. Travis Trip. Oh, Travis

(43:11):
Trip is my number two. Okay, So Raymundo, you get
the final pick of the first round. Wait second one,
so I'll wait. Taking out of the day. I'm hoping
this is a good pick. Give me diamond Rio. Interesting.
That is good? All right, one more pick to go.

(43:31):
Ray has Garth Brooks and Diamond Rio. Question. You think
Ray could name one of their songs without looking at
the board? Can you? Well? I have it up here.
It's meet in the middle up there. He's being honest.
Out of boy. Go ahead, Ray, your final pick. I
need a chick, so I'm gonna go with Lean Rhymes.
It's a good one, is it? Though? Yeah? I can't. Okay,

(43:56):
she was huge in the nineties, Tim, you get a relevant.
I don't know how I ended up on her Instagram
eyther day, but she's still on tour. She's doing festivals,
so people are still performing. I'm not putting in new music.
I'm just trying to figure out why Tim mcgrawl wasn't
a good pick. It wasn't a great pick, just not
a number one. I would think he's still made. I
mean he had to hit a number one recently. Amy,

(44:17):
you gotta think will he be available later? And I
think he would be. My final pick is going to
be the nineties country artist draft. I'm torn, but I'm
gonna go with the Judds. Good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna

(44:41):
go with the Judds straight up, the Judds, Amywood. I
was going between those two. I was going between those two. Amy,
Now that's good. That's going with him Eddie, So I
can still do Winonah right because she's She's Judds is different.
Yetta do it. You know what, Let's just go with

(45:05):
the man, the man with the mullet, Joe Joe, Joe Diffy.
I had him solid Morgan final pick of the draft.
There's still a few good ones left on the table,
and I'm debating between three women. We've got Jody Messina,
Martina McBride, Faith Hill Yep, Faith is a strong one
for me. I was thinking about faith. I know, still

(45:27):
kind of relevant though right up to you, I'm not saying,
Jody Messina, Okay, there you have it. Those are our
nineties country music draft picks. Now, I remember you're looking
at the full team. Basically, what concert would you want
to go to to see all three acts? Right? RAYMONDU

(45:50):
has Garth Diamond, rio in Leanne Rhymes. I mean that
was a great first pick. And then it went downhill,
like yeah and I love Diamond together. I have George Straight,
Travis Tritt and the Judge. Yeah. Amy has mcgrawl, the
Chicks and Tricia Yearwood. That's still good, Amy, thank you.

(46:12):
Good draft. Eddie has Shania Strong, Reba Strong and Joe
Diffy I feel great. And Morgan has Brooks and Done,
Alan Jackson and Jody Messina. Yeah, we're real good. It's good.
That's that's a good good drafts. Except for Raise. I
guess I think she might save me. Oh for sure,
the first pick. Could that's the good thing about having
the first pick. All right, So what's the rules? They

(46:34):
get to go to Bobbybones dot com. There's a little
thing up there to vote vote on the whole team,
and then at two hours after the show. We shut
it down, Mike Evening. Yeah, okay, six pm Central, We'll
shut it in, all right, Bobbybones dot Com, six pm Central,
You guys get at it. They found a dish in

(46:56):
a drawer of an old country house and that dish
was worth one point seven million dollars. I mean, that
would just be crazy and life changing, and you wouldn't
believe it, but you wouldn't even relieve it was worth it.
I saw another story where a guy he metal detects,
like as a hobby, and so he is like a
four or five year old son and he was like, hey, Dan,
let me do it for a little bit. And so

(47:16):
his dad lets his son see it. And it found
like a four point one million dollar old school gold
like lock carrots from hundreds of years ago at a
four point one million dollars. So then you go, if
you're the dad, are you like, no, that's worth nothing?
He's slide in your podcast and then you see or
does the kid get all that four point one put
in his he found it? Like, what do you do
with that money? You're the parent, you can do whatever

(47:37):
you want, but can you he found it? Yeah? I
think legally you can do whatever you want with it,
But then does that kid go up and sue you
later in life? Sure, like, that's something to think about
if your kid finds it, is he entitled to that money?
I don't know every well, I don't know. You're the
you get You're you're the reason he has a metal detector. Yeah,

(47:58):
you're the reason he's even here. I'm saying, Okay, I
don't think that holds up in court. A guy fell
nine stories onto a car and survived. WHOA Christina Smith
was walking past a high rise in New Jersey when
she heard something. Oh like she hear it? Then boom
yep landed directly onto a park BMW right in front

(48:20):
of her, on the top part of it. The man
had jumped from a nine story window and went through
the car sunroof. It totaled the car and somehow he survived.
He crawled from the car and was like, what happened?
The man, who wouldn't give police his name, was taken
to a hospital list in a critical condition, but he's
they say he's gonna make it. He crawled out, was like, hey,

(48:40):
what happened? Was he trying to I don't know? It
doesn't say wow, but if you ask what happened? Do
you lose all your memory out when you I mean,
I don't, I don't know, right, Yeah, maybe it's so
scary you're blackout. Man. That is crazy, huh. I mean
the car broke his fall. It wasn't for the car,
he would have died. I wonder if the sunroof was
even better than just hitting the top of the car,

(49:02):
because it gave a little way in to go into it.
Like it was like you hit the top of it.
Sure that top gives, it gives a little, but what
if the sun reflects and you go through it a
little bit? Crazy? That is wild. I got a message.
I do these Instagram Q and a's where I'm like, hey,
ask me a question, and I don't do them a
whole lot, but I didn't one this weekend and someone
had asked if I ever get like outwardly angry. I

(49:25):
don't know. Excuse me, you don't. I mean, I've never
seen you get out outwardly at angry ever, Like I'm
not a yeller. Yeah, I don't have rage like you
two do. But Jamie's has been um managed. I would
say it's age on set rage. As she's gotten older,
she's become more rageful. I would say it's circumstantial. Yes,
as you've gotten older. Yeah, because of things that are

(49:47):
happening that have been frustrating. But you're right. I agree.
My point is we went there stuff like that, and
where Amy would want to break stuff or slam stuffy
and when he gets upset, he goes into the garage
and like breaks broom Whenever I feel like I'm being cornered,
you know, but I've forgotten way better. I haven't known
a lot of things. I don't even great. I think

(50:08):
it's great. My point is I don't yell. I'm not
a yeller. Right, you're not. Now do you get angry inside?
Here's the thing. Yes, they asked me this question on Friday,
and I was I was gonna write, but I was like,
I don't ever get I don't never too high, never
too low. I think I've been deadened in a lot
of ways. I never get excited about stuff, never get
that sad about stuff, because I'm like, of course that's
gonna happen. Never get too excited because I'm like, well,

(50:28):
of course it's not gonna last long. And I feel
now comfortable enough to talk about this but for the
first I had like red blotches in my eyes. I
was so upset when arts all lost Old Miss on
Saturday that I disappeared for like five hours, and I
wanted to kick holes in every window in the house.
I've never wanted to. I have never wanted to do
that in my life. We lost it. I was that

(50:49):
funny to you, I'm about to No, I wanted. I
wanted to kick out every window. I wanted to break stuff.
I've never felt like we were going for two to
win the game. I know. My aunt texted me to
check on you, and I was like, I'm just scared.
I wrote on Twitter, hey, as soon as that game
was over, and I didn't feel like talking about the yesterday.
But as soon as that game was over, I got

(51:10):
on Twitter said don't text me. I saw your tweet
and I was like, I know better. Yeah, you don't
have to tell me. But it's the first time in
my life that I was I wanted to just break stuff.
I wanted to take blenders and slam them my ass.
So I'm talking about did you know? So what did
you do? You had to go at tire your hands doone?
What have you done that what I did as it was,

(51:34):
you're straining yourself. It was a four and awkward feeling.
But I went and I put a headset on and
I played Madden Football. I tried to call myself and
strike myself. That's not breaking things. That's fine. He doesn't
need Eddie. I'm telling you. I could have kicked every
every door and yeah, the whole house. I think this
is good. Like you're feeling on USA game. I mean,
I don't know that it matters what it's about. It's

(51:55):
like you're feeling intensely. Oh, you're starting to feel close
my eyes it's all red. Yes, it was red. I
feel like a bull of seeing a cape and it
was really taking me off bones. Let me give you
a tip though. I know you feel like you can
kick walls and break windows and grab your blend or whatever, like,
don't do that. You have to have a little bit
of self control and go find something that can be

(52:15):
broken and it's okay if it gets broken, and then
break that. I had enough self control. I did nothing.
Yeah yeah, but I'm saying I slapped a wall and
Kylin was like, what's happened? Listen, I've done that. I've
kicked a wall and then I've just been like, I
won't have to fix it. That's why I don't want
you broke the dry walls, yes, big hole. Yeah, I
slapped a doorway, Like how did that hurt you? More
than but I had it for the first time, like

(52:39):
really scream, Oh god, dang it. Oh. I sent in
the other room. Klein's like, I get because she's watching
Oklahoma win. They wanted into their game. We lost into
bars and I'm hitting the couch. Oh wow, my hand
is still a little so slap though. I just all right. Anyway,
a little little insight into my life. It's time for
the good news. We talked about this story a few

(53:05):
weeks back. A US Navy veteran Kenny Jerry, was out.
He was heartbroken because his mobility scooter broke down. It
was the only way he was getting around. He's seventy
nine years old. His neighbor, Amanda, posted this TikTok video
about the situation, so people wanted to help. She launched
a go fund me campaign to buy him a scooter,
and we're like, got him that scooter, but money kept
coming in. They raised over one hundred and ten thousand

(53:28):
dollars so he can like have a better life in general.
The best part is all the extra money raised. He's
now buying scooters for other veterans in needs. And now
he's like, guys, I got all this scooter money. So
if you guys want to nominate vets or if you're
a vet, like, reach out to me and we'll get
you a scooter. That's awesome. All that happened from that, Yeah,

(53:50):
it's patriotic Kenny needs a ride, like go fund me.
Patriotic Kenny needs a ride. That's awesome. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. Thank you
guys for hanging out with us. We'll play who wants
to be a hundred air coming up in a little bit,
chance for a caller to win one hundred dollars cash.
And then also, I forgot to mention yesterday about my procedure.

(54:14):
I'll talk about that later. Yeah, And I said the
dumbest thing as soon as I came to because they
had to put me under anesthesia. And I said the
dumbest thing to the doctor, to the doctor, not just
to Kalin, to the doctor. Both those coming up, But
first let's do the news. Bobby's on June twenty eighth,
Tilda can'tell. I woke up. She had a small burning

(54:36):
pain in her stomach, and then minutes later she gave
birth to her second child. Oh, she had no clue,
She had no idea she was pregnant, she says. Before
that morning, she gave birth to a boy at her
mom's home. Both mom and son spent four days in
the hospital. They're both doing well. So many questions, right,
and I think the easy question is, wow, how did
she not know? Right? But we hear the story a lot.

(54:58):
But my question is, man, when she just drinking and
having a good time, and then if the baby comes out.
We need to monitor these babies that aren't known to
be existing until they exist, because they're like superheroes and
they come out and they're strong and they're like d
one athletes. It's like, how about it, moms. You're saying

(55:19):
they should do some research with these kids. Yes, we
should focus on these kids that never knew they were
about to be kids because for two reasons. One, maybe
everything is right and you shouldn't drink and you shouldn't party,
and you shouldn't I think they know that a lot
of that research, but there hasn't been kids that have
been really born without being known yet. Yeah, let's research them,

(55:43):
Let's see what's going on. Somehow they were able to
hide up in there. And I mean you knew someone that, Yes, yeah,
one of my sorority sisters in college. She thought she
was just going number two. I don't know that detail.
Never said that, just said that she ended up in
her bathroom and she delivered it by herself, and she
came out carrying it, and her mom took her to
the hospital and she had a baby. The kids another

(56:05):
quarterback Texas a m Boh. Yeah, see what I'm saying. Anyway,
crazy story when people don't know they're having babies. Almost
you kind of wish that would happen, right, Yeah, barely.
My friend had a deep set uterus, so it was
like she thought she had just gained a little weight
and she was still getting her monthly cycle. So to her,

(56:26):
she had no reason. And that happens to some women.
They still have things that indicate Okay, well I'm not pregnant,
but they are. Two men from the Solomon Islands have
been found after twenty nine days lost at sea in
a small sixty horsepower motor boat. They had survived off
a sack of oranges they had brought with them, plus

(56:46):
some coconuts that floated by, and rainwater they collected because
you can't drink the water from the ocean or the
seas too salty that would dehydrate you. But they said,
you know what, it was kind of a nice break, really,
they said, I mean a little stressful though, Yeah, but
it's a nice break. You have to get hit, you know,
no way mean on social media, True News wasn't screaming
at him. A queen'sman comes down from a tree after

(57:09):
spending almost three days up there avoiding police. Wow, that's commitment.
Might have a nice break. But what if that's how
the guy comes down from Florida. Oh he's a Yeah,
they've looked everywhere, they just didn't look up. Hey, you
think about it, how many times you look up? Guys?
Not much, you don't. True. A man who spent almost
three days up in a tree in Queens finally came

(57:32):
down Friday evening. He climbed the tree to avoid the
police at two pm on Wednesday. He climbed out by
pm on Friday and has since been taken into police custody.
Police been working around the clock get him to come down,
so they knew they were waiting for him. You can't
cut the tree down. A lot of options something they've used, sirens, drones, negotiations,

(57:56):
nothing work. Oh my gosh, yeah, fire fireworks, get a home,
a candle. Hey didn't you go up and chop trees
with like a chainsaw? Like why don't they send one
of those duds up, Like, dude, we're chopping you, better
come down. Maybe he had a weapon. Oh that's true too.
I don't know. I'm speculating, like why why couldn't they
get near him to bring him down mid weapon? Do
you know that? Yeah, it's hard to climb a tree

(58:17):
with a weapon. Negotiating like, all you have to do
is that we're gonna chop the tree down if you
don't come down, or you're going to come down eventually.
And the longer you stay up there, the more trouble
you're getting there. That's a good one too. And I
would put a clock down on the ground that showed
his jail time. Okay, right, if you come down right now,
forty one days, but and then it would tick forty
one days, one hour, forty one days, two hours. Yeah,
that's good. And it's like the longer. Okay, you stay

(58:38):
up there all you want. But forty two days now,
did they send him food or snacks? Why would they
do that? Well, I don't know, because you don't want
your gummy water amy dead or alive, Okay. I think
that's also what I would do is, hey, you can't
get any fuller, are you? Yeah? Thirsty? And I'd put
it on TikTok. And I like to keep updating. I

(58:59):
like the jail clock idea. That's a great. Yeah, it's like, okay,
stay there, stay there all you want. You're now at
forty nine days. We're at two years, buddy. But then
also like, it's expensive for someone to go to jail.
I mean, I guess you just threatened it. You don't
really have to keep him in jail that long. You
keep him in jail long, okay. So if you watched
Squid Games, there is a character in it. She defects

(59:22):
from North Korea to South Korea, and she's in the
Squid Games. Yes, gets familiar with her. Yes, so she's
one of the main characters. She gained seventeen million Instagram
followers in one week. Oh my gosh, just like being
the actress in that in a week she finished second
or third in Korea's Next Top Model. Yeah, like that's
what she did. So she's pretty bad. She's pretty didn't

(59:42):
have a ton of acting experience, but a lot of
them didn't have a ton of acting experience. But seventeen
million in a week, which is wild. She plays number
sixty seven on the show and big fashion labels. Now
we're throwing tons of money at her to get it.
That's cool, that's what's up. That's the news. Thank you.
You've heard of the show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

(01:00:03):
It's been around for thirty years basically, But have you
heard of a show called Who Wants to Be a
hundred Air? Probably not, they'd never make it. But I
only have a one hundred bucks and I have to
give my own money away because the station doesn't give
me money. Are you guys ready? Oh, let's meet our player.

(01:00:24):
This is Brooke in Tampa, Florida. High Brook, Hi? Are you?
I'm doing pretty good? Your day going? All right? Yeah?
I'm so excited. Okay, Well, Eddie is going to represent
you and play for you and who wants to be
a hundred Air? Now you guys can talk about it
after every question if you want to keep going or not?
Oh okay, but we can't talk about she can google it,
got it? That's why. And when he ultimately bones, does

(01:00:46):
she make the decision if I go on or not? Okay?
If you don't know, she can be like, use your lifeline,
and you have three lifelines. Eddie can ask somebody specifically
in the room. He can flip a coin, or he
can shoot a paper wide stressful. Okay, Brooke, Okay, okay, okay.
Let's play who wants to be one hundred air? The
first one is the one dollar question, which Sesame Street

(01:01:12):
character is known as the grouch. Oh that's Oscar. That's Oscar.
That's correct. Good job, you've made one dollar for you
in Brooke. I'm assuming you guys want to go on
as Brook. Course, yeah, Brooke, you want to all right?
Here is the five dollar question? What country has the

(01:01:36):
highest population? Country? What country has the highest population? I
immediately went to China. But Brook, you can't chime in here,
okay because because again you could be googling, and so
we don't want you to help him out. The US
Russia is very big, but not a lot of population bones.

(01:01:59):
I'm pretty pretty confident it's China. So China my final answer,
The answer is China. Yes, that's a tough question. That's
five dollars. So you can sit and have five dollars
that you didn't have this morning, Brook, or you can
keep going, keep going. Yeah, here is the ten dollars

(01:02:21):
question in what movie does Whoopie Goldberg dress up as
a nun? Easy? Let's move on, Sister Act. Final answer
Sister Act is correct. Yeah, okay, Now you can sit
at ten dollars, or you can go to the twenty
five dollars question. Keep going, He's go a roll. She's

(01:02:45):
feeling it, Eddie. What Oregon produces a liquid known as
biol for twenty five dollars? Bile? What Oregon produces a
liquid known as bio b I l E bio. I
feel like that's the gall bladder bile. But but people

(01:03:08):
get the gallbladder removed, So does that mean that they
get no more bile? It's not right. Oh, I might
have to phone a friend. Well, she gets to pick
what you do. Oh, that's true. I'm not confident. I mean,
I'm gonna go gall bladder, but I'm not confident Okay,
so it's up to you. Get you guys talk about it.
Not the answer, But do you not want to go gallbladder? Hey? Brook,

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I'm not very confident about gallbladder. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
you're wrong. Okay, that's good. So I would use a lifeline. Okay.
So what do we do though? Do we go with
someone else in the studio? Do we flip a coin?
And do I try a basketball shot? Um? Is somebody
in the studio confident that they know what it is? Hey, guys,

(01:03:50):
don't be don't show it off. I mean, these guys,
what do they know about doctor stuff? Eddie? What would
you like to do? I mean, Brook, I think we
need to flip a coin. Oh, I don't trust anyone
in here to know that. Yeah. Wow. Maybe if lunch
Box were here, he'd be a good I think he would. No, no,

(01:04:12):
no chance. What are you going to do? Guys, Let's
flip a coin? Is that your final choice? Brook? Yeah? Okay?
I would I would have gone to Amy. Wow, I mean,
what would you have answered? My mom had issues with
bile during her cancer journey. She actually had to wear
this bag on the outside of her stomach that collected it.

(01:04:33):
So you know the answer. Well, I know it's it's
liver or kidney, so I'm as good as a coin
toss because I can't remember which one has a problem.
But listen, if I had to, if I had to guess,
I know it's liver or kidney, so don't matter. So
you can not drag it out. You can just guess.
I know, but I want to get it right. Go ahead,
just pick one. Amy, Kidney's okay, see if okay, okay, good.

(01:04:57):
It's coin toss time liver. I mean, Brook, you may
went noth It's fun to play, and she gets to
pick the heads or tails. Yeah, Brooke heads her tails. Um,
you guys have been saying tales never failed. Let's go
with our like it. Amy, you'll eat the judge looking
it into the air. Here we go, three, two, one, flip.
Come on, Brook, it's on the ground. Come on, Brook,

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what's she's say again? She said tails? Well, Brooke, he
didn't win. That music hurts whenever you're going home. I
know Eddie didn't win. I'm sorry, Brook, run he really

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let you down. I mean, we could try to give
her one more shot early in the morning. How do
we do that? Play one more time with her. Tomorrow
morning we can do the dice again. Brook Are you
willing to play one more time in the morning? Of course. Okay,
she didn't win anything this time, We'll give her one
more shot tomorrow. That's who wants to be a hundred
air everybody. Sorry broke there it is well. I have

(01:06:02):
my colonoscopy on Friday of last week. Meant to talk
about it yesterday. Time just ran out, But I had it,
and I'll tell you they recommend you start getting them
at about forty five. But I have some crazy digestion
issues that I've had for years. Went to the doctor.
We tried this medicine, we tried that medicine. Finally they
were like, you need to go get it checked out.

(01:06:23):
So I didn't just have a colonoscopy. I had what's
also called, I think an endoscopy, or they have to
do lower intestines and upper intestines. Yeah. So it is
tough because the day before you take medicine and it
just clears out your system aggressively, if you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, you tell and it's just explosions

(01:06:44):
hard and so it hurts, and then you go to
sleep in the whole time. You don't only sleep that
much because you keep wonder if you gonna use the
bathroom in the bed I did. I was worried about
it the whole time, and so I didn't sleep very well.
And you go in and you fill out paperwork. And
I had what I thought it was a heart attack
on the way there, and in the car, I'm like, Cale,
I'm having a heart attack. She goes, no, that's a
panic attack. I'm like, but it's in my heart, and

(01:07:05):
she goes, is it stabbing. I say yes, I'm dying.
She goes, no, that's a panic attack. It's just as
normal because you're scared. You don't know what they're gonna find.
You don't know. And this is what I told her before.
I don't know if they're gonna find. I don't know
if I'm gonna wake up after being put under with anesthesia.
And she's like, do you think it's a heart attack
or a panic attack? Because it's a heart attack, we'll
go somewhere else that's bigger than what you're about. And
I was like, Okay, it's probably panic attack. But it

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was like clipping me in my chest. We get there
and I go in and they put the IV in
your wrist, which is interesting to me because I usually
get blood taken from my inside of my arm, but
when they put you down, they do it in your wrist.
So because when they when I turn over, it could
affect that tube where it goes into your elbow. And
I'm in a gown. I had to get butt naked

(01:07:47):
in a gown. Nice. Yeah, And so I'm laying there
for a long time. The doctor comes in talks to
me a little bit, and what's weird for me is
I don't know my medical history because never knew my dad.
We didn't go to the doctor when I was a
kid with my mom and so she's not alive anymore either,
and so we never talked about that. And so they're like, hey,
what's your medical history? And I was like, I don't know,
and they're I was like, oh, what do you mean
you don't know? I don't. Then I have to go

(01:08:09):
do that song and dance. And so after the doctor
finishes crying from me telling him my life story, he's like,
all right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go in,
we're gonna put you under, and we're gonna check it out.
What they have to do basically what I've heard, what
I feel like, what happened. They have to blow air
into your bite so they can take pictures. I have
to put that air into your system to open it
up to take pictures. And so I go in and
I want to fight it. Want They put that ant

(01:08:30):
Stjon mask on me, and I'm like, I'm about to
show them what's up. Like they're gonna try to put
me to sleep. They're gonna have to go over and
turn that nozzle up. Oh like you're gonna fight going
to sleep? Oh yeah, I'm gonna fight it. And so
they put a bite in my mouth, like a yellow thing,
and like, bite on this. I guess you don't bite
your tongue while you're out. They put the mask on,
and my goal was to make it all the way
to fifty. How far did you make it? I remember

(01:08:51):
too exactly. I went one too. I don't know if
I counted anymore with ozz out and so beforehand, and
I'm just trying to be honest with you, with you,
my friends who listened to the show, with my friends
in this room. When I went into this, I was
extremely nervous, but also know, this doctor has to deal
with a lot of butts over all throughout the day,

(01:09:12):
so it's probably not a deal to him. But I
took out an electric clipper. Oh my gosh, we don't draws,
told him. But he doesn't need to be honest with
us right now. But I good, but I did. I
switched heads after it was over, but I cleaned it
up really good because I wanted for some reason, I
wanted to get in there, and they got to be
like in case he needed like some extra, like look
at this guy really puts in a lot of work.

(01:09:33):
What do they wanted to take a picture? Oh god,
you're good and leaked that picture? You're calling people kind
of crap on TikTok okay. And so I go and
he puts me under. I go to sleep, and I
wake up and I'm out of it. But I remember
waking up and the first thing I said, like an idiot,

(01:09:56):
I said, hey, dog, did you notice I shaved my
bee hole? Oh my gosh, I said that out loud
to the doctor. But I think people say all kinds
of dumb stuff. So the doctor just laughed a little bit,
and so I okay, I said a couple of the
dumb things and they what, I don't know. I just
have that, you know, secondary embarrassment or whatever. I'm having

(01:10:18):
it for you were good, you can have first year
because I wasn't that embarrassed really because I'm just still stuff. Yeah,
and I did. I wanted his day to be better. Yeah,
I was thinking about him. Did you say I did
that for you? But I did. I think he knew that. Okay,
And so I walk over and the nurse is like,
and I can walk, I'm stumbling a little bit. She's like, hey,
do you want us to carry you, like, walk you
out or put you in a wheelchair? And I was like,

(01:10:39):
put me in a whelchair because it'll look more sad
to Kaitlin just picked me up. So they rolled me
out in a wheelchair and I was out of it
for like the next couple to few hours. But I
had gas all day because they fill you with the air,
which is weird. But the pictures came back and he
said I had a great colon. Good, it's a little
red up top, but but that's not what it was. Sadly,
I almost wanted there to be something nothing bad, was
something that I could fix so that you knew, but

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it came out and I was fine. But overall the
procedure wasn't that bad. So I'm saying this as a
PSA two to go, Hey, when it's time to do it,
you should probably do it. It's an uncomfortable part of
your body, so I understand why. But the doctor sees
him all the time, and what he told me was,
as long as you shave it, his day's easier. Everyone's
gonna say they didn't, but I went, I did it.

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I got pictures back. Um, they did a biopsy on
a couple of parts, but they think overall it's gonna
be fine. So I'm still chasing what's wrong with me?
What does it look like in there? An eyeball? The
inside of an eyeball? Really it's yeah, I mean it
just looks like the inside of your body. Weird. So
but that that was a situation. They turned me over
and I don't remember it. They told me what they
were going to do, and away we went. So and

(01:11:45):
I'm not old enough to get it yet, but I
did have some issues, and I just would recommend if
you're having issues, or you are fifty years old, you
go get it checked out. Yes, like we don't need
to see it for years now unless something happens. Yeah,
and I think if if that type of it's cancer,
for example, if it's caught early, they can it's really great.
But if you put it off like it can be

(01:12:07):
life threatening. The hard part of it was the day before.
That was the hardest part of it, emptying out the
prep it was the hardest part. But there you go,
done good and I'm okay. I wish I wish they
could have told me what I could do different that
struggle still mean I can eat a mule and then
if I really don't have to, I cannot eat for
a day and a half or two days. I'd just
stay so full, or I don't use the bathroom for

(01:12:28):
four or five days period. It's not good. But we can't.
We can't figure it out. Yeah, so so what's the
next step. Do you know? I'm gonna go have secon
one tomorrow. I want to go back, just check it
out down. Sorry to day. Let's go over to Eddie,
who is filling in for lunch box. Well, there's a
couple in Michigan, girlfriend, boyfriend. They're driving down the road

(01:12:49):
and the boyfriend's speeding and so it gets pulled over,
and she goes, oh, no, I think he might have
a warrant for his arrest, and think quick, think quick.
While the cop goes back to his car, she calls
nine one on one and says, I'd like to report
a shooting at a nearby hotel. I saw it, so
hopefully the cops would be like, oh, well, forget the traffics,
not let's hotel. Next level quick thinking. But and the
cops did. They said, oh my gosh, I gotta go

(01:13:10):
to the hotel. They go to the hotel. There's no
shooting here. Track that call. Wait a second, we know
who that is. Went back and arrested the girl and
the driver both for reporting a false report. Well, driver
didn't do it. Well he's in trouble too, he's in
the cars, Like, why would you do that? Like my
dad always said, doesn't matter if you do it, but
if you're with people that do it, you can go

(01:13:30):
to jail two. I have a feeling he was like,
good idea, honey, And maybe he was his idea. You know,
that's pretty quick thinking. Though you like that, I hesitate
to say, like, but I am impressed at how quickly
they thought of a solution. It was a bad one.
This is the same idea of bomb threats. No, not,

(01:13:53):
all they were doing was getting out of a traffic ticket.
They didn't work, didn't get released, school didn't get let out,
airplane did can get relieved. Oh I don't know. I
think it's dumb and they should be in trouble for
But I don't think it's same thing as a bond threat. Yeah. No,
And sometimes that's a crazy ex girlfriend that doesn't want
her boyfriend to fly, and then it affects the whole airports.
Everybody affects innocent people. This affected really nobody except for

(01:14:16):
the police officer who knows that cop may have had
to drive extra fast to get there somebody. Yeah, so, yes,
they should be in trouble. Yeah, good a little bit.
I'm like, wow, quick thinking perspect Wonder people ever get
away with that crab? Sometimes if a cop pulls you
over and somebody's flies by going even faster, they'll go
wait here, and they'll go chase the other person. And
do you have to wait there? What? Yeah? Really? And

(01:14:37):
you have to wait you're supposed to. I always wonder
how long people wait? Right, I'm gonna give him two
minutes and then I'm leaving. Yeah, you're on the clock,
Officer go. I would call that my lucky day. That's it.
That's your bone head story of the day. Two people
have been arrested and are facing charges related to the
theft of an Amarillo man's kangaroo. Christopher Potts and Megan

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Standoffer were booked into the Randall County Jail and charges
a theft of property worth more than twenty five hundred bucks.
This comes from news Channel ten and Amarillo. The kangaroo's
owner says it was taking September twenty fifth. The kangaroo
is still missing at the time. Well, what do they
do with the kangaroo? I didn't know it's still missing.
I thought they listen. They took it as a joke.
And the kangaroo's fine. You give to kangaroo back you
do at community service. We call it a day. What

(01:15:25):
do they do with the kangaroo? I bet you can
resell it. They've got it in for a lot of money.
That stinks. Well, yeah, twenty bucks if it's just a
fine for it this poor kangaroo. By stand by the
fact that I can beat up a kangaroo, you can't
there's no chance. I just don't think that you can.
I think I'm smarter than a kangaroo. Sure, if you
think I'm gonna brawl with a kangaroo, you're out of

(01:15:47):
your mind. What are you gonna do? I'm like Floyd
Mayweather when I fight fight kangaroo's that right, It's all
about night getting hit. So it's like, boom jab, get
out that kangaroos not as smart as me. I will
whoop a kangaroo's but I feel like they're scrappy, okay,
but can't catch me. Boom move. You don't understand. They're big.
They use their hands and their tail. They can stand
on their tail. They'll kick you, dude, the kangaroos. But

(01:16:09):
I hope they find this kangaroo because I challenge it
to a boxing match. I hope one day you do
take on a kangaroo. I want to see it. It's
too scared these people. I wonder why they stole the
kangaroo tersale. Is it like a pugs or the bull dog?
What bulldogs? You walk that thing down the street, someone's
liable to tackle you and still that thing. I dare

(01:16:32):
them steal Stanley. They'll try to pick him up and
be like, oh, we need five guys. All right, we'll
see you guys tomorrow. Have a great Tuesday. By everybody
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