Bobby Got An Email From Listener's Angry Husband + Amy’s Son's Adorable School Project + The Best Things To Do For You Diet

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right the Bobby Bones post show, pre show. Well,
I didn't get to this one. Good morning to everyone.
Good morning except this angry customer at a KFC and
Wisconsin who threw chicken, biscuits and mashed potatoes. It's the
stores manager, Come on, oh man. At least it was
the only chicken potato. It wasn't a rock or anything.
It wasn't a gun. Yeah, the flax were called to

(00:23):
the restaurant wanted to refund. At seven forty pm, staff
offered to remake her food. She began throwing chicken at
the back of the restaurant hit the manager in the head.
That's still assault, right, It didn't have what you hit someone? Right,
Anything can be a weapon. What are you in for,
sid chicken? You use the chicken? Crispy rsher penalty? It

(00:45):
was harder. American Idol starts on Sunday, everybody, If you
guys want to check it out, would love for you too.
I don't know what they're gonna use the me They
always use parts that. It's always interesting because I'll go
and shoot a bunch, like I'll do a twelve hour day,
and I'll use like a minute of it, right, and
then I'll go and shoot for an hour and they'll
use almost all of it, so I never quite know
what they're gonna use. But there's some really cool contestants

(01:06):
this season I'm excited about. So that'll be Sunday. So
I'm pretty pumped about that. You ever watched the show
and then say, like, man, I said something really cool
at that part. They could have used both. I do both.
Sometimes I'll go, oh, that's really cool. I didn't. I
don't remember saying that. I feel that way, but I
don't remember saying that. I'm glad I said it. Sometimes
I'll go, I'm such an idiot, Like what was I thinking?
So evenly on both sides. So yeah, it's an interesting

(01:28):
question though, Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I appreciate that wondering.
Let's do a Food World Morgan number two. I one
about Ezza Hut that thinks pretty interesting because I love
Pizza Hut. Yeah, here we go, Food World with Morgan
number two. It's time for Food World. Numb, Numb, Numb
with Morgan number two. Well, Pizza Hut released a pizza
that you can now have mozzarellistics on the crust of it.

(01:49):
So you get a pizza and then you get mozzurellist
sticks on the crust of the whole outside. Great, is
it the crust a mozzarellistick or do they like put
it on the crust? They put it on the crust,
So you get crust and you get monzarai. I'm looking
at it here. Wow, it's a lot of crush. It
looks the mozzarella. They look like mozzarella bites, but it
looks like tater tot size mozzarella bites on just like. Yeah,

(02:13):
I love Pizza Hut, thin crust pizza. Again. I know
that pizza snobs, and I say that in a loving way.
You have a right to be a pizza snob. Great pizza,
good for you. Where I how I grew up and
why I think then crust Pizza Hut is the best
is because when you grow up broke, the treat is
then crust, then crust pizza. So I have this favorability

(02:36):
raiding in my mind of that being the best because
as a kid, that was the best thing that we got,
so I still love it. It's like a blowny sandwich
with mustard all over it. White bread, no crust, blowny
sandwich and mustard. That is so good to me still
with Doritos and mountain dew, like that is my meal
and I don't get to have it often. I don't
have it often, but like that reminds me of a
great time. Like I would come home from school or

(02:59):
college or we're and I can afford a pacabaloni and
I can afford white bread and listen, I would cut
off a pinky from mountain dew at an addiction. But
that was it. So it's all the always these things
that we love younger that's kind of manifest into our
favorite things. Pizza. That's it for me too. Every Friday night,
it was like pizza pan personal, not personal, A pan pizza, pepperoni, mushroom.

(03:22):
Every Friday night would be like and I still do
that today. You used to eat pizza every Friday. Every Friday,
we order pizza. Good for you. Why do you say
that I just have such body issues that I can't.
I mean it's for the kids mostly of course. Dad.
Daddy gets his pizza too. Dad. You know what I'm saying, Daddy,
are yourself daddy around me? But I'm really a daddy here, yeah,

(03:44):
but not to me. You're not your kids, say daddy. Yeah,
they call me daddy. Even my oldest one, he just
says daddy, Hey, daddy, come look at this. I wonder
when that's gonna stop, because he's twelve. Huh yeah, even
saying that's right or wrong, I'm just saying that. That's
I'm struck a bit by a twelve year old almost
a teenager still calling you daddy. Well, I kind of
like it because it's still like he's still my little guy.

(04:07):
You know, he's not all grown up. And I think
the day that he does like, hey, dad, then I'll
be like, what did you call your dad growing up? Pop? Okay, Oh,
how do you feel about twel year all call him daddy?
I don't. I don't want to say anything. It's like no,
no, no no, no no, because like kids saying daddy is fine,
and like my cousins, like they would call their their
dads diddy because they were like from Alabama. That's the

(04:31):
only people I knew that said daddy. To me. It's
I don't like it. It's a bit old. I don't
even like it for like little like even guy. I
know I know you don't, but that's why I was like,
but it doesn't matter, Like I think it's great, but
I don't. I wouldn't want my kids calling my husband daddy.
It's the best when they come home from school. Hey, daddy.

(04:51):
You know what I used to call my dad? What?
Anybody there? Hello? Does anyone love me? Oh? Boy? Hello? Anyone?
That's what I used to call my dad. Where's the cricket?
Sound good? That's pretty funny. Actually, thank you? Oh you're
making sounds because he's not there. Amy, No, I mean

(05:12):
my dad? Hello? Hello, Hello? The echo? I go on
the mountains? Not even funny? Really? Do another one? Um, Ammy,
you have anything you want to talk about? Um, I
see our boss in the room. Trigger hab him for

(05:34):
a meeting. If you don't, No, I don't think so,
So I call him Dad. I don't. I don't don't
take that, Eddie. I think it's cute. It's fine, but
I know it's okay. I like it. Did they did?
They say mommy or mom um? Maybe a little bit
of both mommy and mom What I'll bring up? We

(05:57):
did a public access TV show, Eddie and I did
so funny, but it wasn't really public access. Yeah. I
know it was Travis Dinning, you know Travis who was out,
So we just kind of faked the set and did
public access. It was called The Mavis Malarkey Show, and
I put it on Instagram, and most of the people
that I know in on Instagram knew it was We
were just kidding. Um. But Eddie's parents thought it was real.

(06:18):
Most of my dad, I mean, he was like, Dad,
come on, he goes, Oh, that's great, Like wow, who
is Malarkey? Like who is that? That's a great show?
Like you guys did really good like that? Did you
even watch it? It was a joke. I didn't even
tell him because I was like, let it, just let
it ride whatever. He'll he'll think it's cool. But you
believed it, did you? You thought you knew it was real.
I knew it was fake. I knew it was fake

(06:38):
because yeah, you know Travis. Yeah, and the whole thing
fake fake. Everything about it was fake, but funny. It
was just a promo for target song. Yeah I have
a new song now. Yeah. I thought it was good.
I liked it. I was proud of all. It's like, look,
how clever this is. Friends with these people. My wife
didn't even recognize Travis Um. Travis. Oh, it took me

(06:59):
a minute. It was like because mostly it's in a
bass pro shop had His song is a top twent ramondo.
Can you play oh what's it called? Too many drinks
after a few whatever it is? Can you I heard
on the radio yesterday for the first time without playing
it myself or having into the countdown. So Travis Denning
actually a buddy of ours, and after conversation, Boot find

(07:30):
the sissy never get his my So that's him. If
you go to the Instagram, what you should do is
you could go to my Instagram page, mister Bobby Bones
and comment on it and be like, I actually saw
this live. Oh yeah, yeah, play right into it. Yeah.
When you know we're kidding about something, just jump into
it and push along the joke. For example, the Otown joke,

(07:54):
and I'm not gonna say very many more times than
I wasn't ever in Otown. It started out as a
joke in Instagram story. But anytime you see it, just
jump right in and be like, loved you when you're
in Otown. If it gets brought up, um, that's our
inside jokes here on the show. Oh we're done, We'll
see you guys tomorrow. Wait it's Tuesday. Oh good calling,
Thank you? What do we do well? Great call? Were

(08:17):
you ready with that? I was gonna skip it? Well,
I was ready in case you did good, I should
just come on, I should leave. I shouldn't lead it
with that. Huh yeah, So people can just skip through it.
They don't like it, but most people do. It's like
ninety eight percent love. That's where do you say, Morgan? Yeah? Everybody.
When I put Tuesday on our live show, people are like, oh,
it's Tuesday. I know what's coming. All right, here we go.
If you hit me with that, h h h h

(08:39):
h hit hit him the best day of the week.
You all know what's my time. So when I made
a song about Tuesday, so happens that rhymes the lowest
number of crimes A super bingo and nine. Don't know
how you do your Tuday? This is how I do mine.
The sun comes up, there's a small in my mouth. Wow,
because I love Tuday is the first thing I shall
free zooma this morning and every Tuesday at five, I
got my span day, son, It's time to head to

(09:01):
the y Tuesday hoe Way, douday, Housewife's gone boozesday. I'm
yet talking about Tuesday. Tuesday Brown Cow Goes Moozday, Eat
some cash Shoesesday. I'm talking by Tuesday. It's Tuesday. It's

(09:23):
my recycling on the curb as a drive off. Yea,
my recycling is on the curb. I mean, Fridays are
fine because they're casual and all, but I'm always more
productive on my Tuesday conference called my after work plants.
I got my spray tan. I'm drinking lemon water, arounding
me some cayenne pebbles and bam bam. I'm watching c
SPAN and then it's two for one, a sonic with
the coney in each tann I say, Tuesday Hoesday, Housewife's

(09:47):
Gone Boozesday. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Tuesday, Brown Cow
goes Moozday, eat some cash Shoesesday. I'm just talking about Tuesday.
I go to Mardi Gras on a Tuesday. I go
to Chrome Graw on a Tuesday. I'm playing Pokemon on

(10:08):
a Tuesday. Came out on my mom on a Tuesday.
Rap Rap rap tap. Here is Tuesday's show. You're crazy home.
I'm just kidding, funny. Thank you all right? That in
there here is Tuesday show. I appreciate you. Guys, have
a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Bias transmitting this show. Hello,

(10:37):
and welcome to Tuesday's show, Morning Studio. Morning. Let's see
what's happening in everyone's lives with our segment call what's
the HAPs? Hey, what's the hat? Amy? We'll start with you. Okay.
So I started Jessica Simpsons book and I'm only a
couple of chapters in, but I have I have some
grace for her. I feel like she went through a
time where and I feel bad for this, but I

(10:59):
would see her out in public acting a certain way
and I kind of was a little judge and I
didn't mean to be, but I'm like, what is wrong
with Jessica Simpson Right now? I get it together. You
would see her in public, no, on a social like
in the like TMZ, and that's what I mean. Like
I'd see her and of course they would be putting
out these different stories about her, and I was like,
Jessica Simson, like what is happening? And now I feel

(11:21):
like I just it. It reminds me to have grace
for people, and you know, understand they're coming from a lot,
like she has a lot that had happened to her
and that she's been processing her entire career in adult
life and anyway, it's a it's a really good book.
Like I'm into it. I think you would like it.
I'm gonna hold off on that one for now, Oh
you are? I gotta like six other ones I'm kind

(11:44):
of slowly working through. Okay, Yeah, I don't know how
that one just like in stright into first place for
me because I had some other ones in Q but
Jessica Simson one sore. Hey what's that? So? Eddie told
me to watch this documentary on Netflix, all the long Shots.
It's called right Yeah. It's about this dude who goes
to jail and they said he killed this girl, this

(12:07):
teenage girl, and it turns out he didn't. And I'm
not spoiling it, but they tracked down footage of him
at a baseball game. It's almost like, was it Ferris
Bueller back in the day, Oh yeah, when he goes
to the baseball and he takes the day off. But
so on this one though, they have to go and
then they find footage but it's not good enough and
they happen to be shooting an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
At the ballpark that day. What happens to be in

(12:29):
the shot? It's the only way that they can prove
he wasn't he didn't murder. It's one episode, it's forty
seven minutes long, and it's pretty good. Oh yeah, because
there's not a whole series. Oh, I'm gonna watch that.
That's crazy. It was an Eddie recommendation. I watched it
and you liked it. Yeah, it was just it was
all I don't know that I'd watched that whole series.

(12:49):
But there's nice. It's one episode, forty seven minute is
called The Long Shot. What do you give it? Three
and a half out of five baseballs? Perfect? Yeah, not
quite four, but it's pretty good and it's short, so
that's pretty awesome. But the whole story's out there and
Larry David shows up mix it. He's like, I was
happy I could I could help him murder. I could
say what's the hash lunchbox? Speaking of documentary, someone on

(13:16):
Twitter recommended skid Row Marathon. I was like, Okay, what
is this? So I check it out. It is amazing.
It's about people that are living on skid row and
they turn their life around because they join a running club.
On skid Row. The judge that sentences these people are prisoned.
He started getting involved with the you know, housing place
on skid Row, and he shows up every morning and

(13:37):
he takes these drug addicts and alcoholics for runs and
that's how they kick their habit. Wow, that's my question. Yeah,
a lot of people don't. I don't think I didn't.
I looked it up. It's basically a part of Los
Angeles neighborhood where it's like tent city. It's where a
lot of people live. So it's down and out part
of Los Angeles. So that's what skid Row is. The

(13:59):
audience scoring Row Tomatoes only twenty three reviews. But it's
so it's called Skidero Marathon, right there you go. Hey,
what's the hash? Eddie? I wanted to give you all
a little update on my kids doing the dishes since
they lost their Super Bowl bet, which, by the way,
the week's over right. Yeah, it's just it was a
one week bet, and so since they lost, they had

(14:19):
to wash dishes. How many times they had to wash
for a whole week, the entire week, And the first
idea we had was to have the three kids wash
the dishes. It was a. It was a disaster. They
made a mess. The dishes were dirty. They were never clean,
really like I would pick up a glass and it'd
still be stuffed in it and like not good at all.
So we decided to do was split them up. Each
of them would have a day and they would be

(14:42):
in charge of doing the dishes. But here's the thing,
they've kind of forgotten that the BET's over and they
really didn't have to do it last night, but they
did it. They kept doing dishes. Oh, they're almost on
like automatic rotations. So I'm just not gonna say anything.
Maybe let's see, let's see how long this could last.
It could be the rest of our lives, old boy,
Maybe they never learned what a week is, correct. They

(15:05):
think they lost a lifetime of the year. Now it's
like dinner's over and one of them's like, all right,
it's my turn to do the dishes. I got it. Hey,
what's the heck? Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast highlight
segment of the day. I saw your son on your Instagram? Yes,
what's he dressed a wider So he practiced like all
week and long and knew that on Monday was wax

(15:28):
Museum day. So all the kids were given somebody they
had to study and memorize a little thing about, and
they stood still and then they had these little stickers
on their handle, like a button, and if someone came
by and touched your button, you came out of your
wax figure and said who you were, and you would
have to do this so you had to dress up
and then have your story. And it was just so cute,

(15:49):
and I thought it was such a great idea. I
posted about it and a lot of people are like, oh, yeah,
my school does this too, And I had never heard
of it, so I just thought it was so clever
because it helps get kids like it's an exciting way
to get them to learn about their different people. And
he was next to a kid that was Elvis, and
I mean, they had all types of people. How did
he get Wider? I don't know how they I don't
I guess they just issued him or drew him out

(16:10):
of hat or something. I don't know. I don't much
rather than Elvis, well, god, absolutely, I don't think Steven, right,
I don't think Steven came up with Wider Before this
whole thing. He didn't even know who that was. But
you know his the police badge you gave him. He
wore that. I ordered this old Western uh costume off

(16:33):
of Amazon, and then T. J. Osborne had given him
him that cowboy hat, so he wore it. I don't know,
lunch Bucks, he was son of a clip of him.
Is he doing the wider thing? Yeah? Do we have
this in the system or may play for your Instagram? Okay,
here we go. Hi, my name is Lyden. On twenty

(16:54):
eight day, they made about me, so he said, Okay Corral.
He was famous. Are finding bad guys on the Okay Corral? Yeah? Okay.
He died in nineteen twenty nine. I say something like that.

(17:16):
I don't know they had all the details just right,
but I was super Yeah, he died in nineteen twenty nine.
He's born into eighteen forty eight. The best friend was Clannyswood.
We just lost Wyatt recently. Everybody Maddie wasn't in the immemorialcar.
I don't know. I just was so proud of him,
and I thought he was so cute. It's good. That's good.
I saw it too. I guess the simplest way to

(17:37):
put it, Lunchbox. He's an old West lawman, wilder or
wider wilder from the wild wild West. So is it
weird that your son has to know things and he
just assumes you know it, but you really know nothing
about it? Oh? Yeah, like you have to fake it
with them? Ever, what do you mean? Like? Yeah, of
course I know all about wider I've been looking at
real quick. Oh yeah, I do that with all kinds
of things, even simple maths. Oh yeah, I know sixteen?

(18:00):
You know five? Do you know your timestables though, like
eight times nine? Oh, don't do this eight times eight
sixty four? No, I said eight times nine I know,
but that's how I do it. This is how I
do it. Listen, you want to know my brain. You
still haven't said the answer. Oh no, go ahead, I don't.
Sixty four plus eight seventy two? Yeah, eddie, do you

(18:25):
know your times? No? No way, calculator like let's yeah,
don't act like we're weirdos am I giving your the
minority Bobby? It knows all my timestables? No way, I
know some of them, like I knew eight times eight
to sixty four for me the fives, and I'll nail those. Yeah,
five times five tens. Tens are easy too, oregan number two.
Do you know your timestables? Are you? Am I wrong

(18:47):
to assume that everyone just knew their time table? Yes
you are. Most parents are really struggling with math homework.
I tell you this all the time. My mind's blown
that the timestables aren't known. Mine's not. It's just not
any six times six thirty six? Yes, good one? Why yeah,

(19:08):
you give me one? That's all hardy times nine. Everybody
knows that's seventy. I guess everybody does that. My bad.
The nines. You can use your fingers, you know, you
put down the number of your room. Also, there's the
pressure of being on the radio and being asked. It
does add a little bit. Wow. No, no, but but
trust me, to the kids, you act like, yes, you
know these a little bit. My mind's blown, really that

(19:32):
I just assumed every adult knew every timestable, all from nine,
all one through tens, even eleven. That's what you get
for assuming, because I mean, this room is full of adults,
are we though? That's the question? Wo wo wow, Okay,
I don't know what else is saying. Yeah, no, no,
I'm shocked. I just say you shouldn't assume like they

(19:53):
say you know what assuming it? Yeah, that's right. Wow,
thus one a me. I don't even want I don't
know anything past twelve. That's not true. You figure that out.
I can figure it out. But I know I just
twelve times six. I've memorized them all to where I
know all of so I don't have to figure them out. Okay, okay,

(20:14):
twelve times six? What you heard it? You hear you're stalling.
It's seventy two. I know all my times table. Oh
it's seven. Oh that's seventy two. That's a hard one.
No matter how you get there, give me another one.
Trust me. I feel you on this. I don't know.
Um nine times four thirty six. I mean, I can
do this all day, but I just eight times No, mine,

(20:37):
you're too easy. I was about to say eight times
ten eighty give me eight times eight, eight times eight.
Did you say sixty four? Stop it? Yes, it's just
sixty four. Oh crap, seven times nine sixty sixty three.
Wait wait, well it's sixty three. I'm I'm just going

(21:00):
from memorization. We'll see. That's how bad we were. We
thought I was wrong, and you guys started clapping. I
was like, maybe I was wrong. Okay, I'm not doing this.
You want to play? Okay, No, I don't want to play.
You told me to give you some nine times thirty seven? Yeah,
take that suck up? Yea so fast? Dang? Okay, yeah,

(21:21):
see wow, I'm getting a lot of texts. Here goes.
My mind is blown. Also they did another time. Okay,
are you listening to the rest of the segment, because
your mind should not be blown. Come on, folks, adults
know these Yeah, is blown. And I just gave you.
You just quizzed me and I got it kind of
You know when you're having a conversation with someone and

(21:42):
they're talking about like, yeah, what's up thirty seven times?
And where all was stall with them? Like, and then
they usually figured out before I do, and it's great. Well,
I'm gonna just okay talked us in the disappoint It's
really easy for people to get online and be like,
I can't really learn your timetables in third grade too, Okay,
but you admit you're it's not like you were just yeah,

(22:02):
I was just like that. Even the one I didn't know,
I said it immediately interesting, Okay, what I don't feel
like the twelve times or whatever you answered really quickly,
because I was like, why would I know all of them? Okay,
whatever for you. I'm disappointed in all of you guys.
All right, um n till tomorrow. You guys have to

(22:23):
not No, I already have to deal with this at home. Her,
I refuse, I will boycott the Bobby Bone Show. Let's
go over to our producer, Raymondo. Raymondo, what you got
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(23:10):
fifty one years old today. Her character Rachel Green on
Friends worked as what well she worked for Ralph Lauren
later on in the show. Yeah, oh but she okay
a waitress. Yeah, both will be right. Okay, So I'll
give you a fictional TV character just named the job
they had on their show. I don't know if I

(23:30):
would have gotten an example. All right, right into Rachel.
I mean I kN usually worked with Ralph Lauren, but
that was about it. So we'll do eliminator style, Amy
r at first. Okay, Joey Tribbiani, we'll stay with friends. Okay,
Joey Tribbiani. He's an actor. He's an actor, correct. Lunchbox
Mike Brady on The Brady Bunch. What was Mike Brady's job? Oh? Salesman?

(24:02):
Do you know that one? Architect? Yeah? An architect, Eddie,
come on, ray barone from Everybody Loves Raymond? What was
his job? He's a sports writer. Oh gosh, that shows
so good. It was so good. I forget about it. Amy. Yeah.
Doug Heffernan on The King of Queens do you ever
watch a show? Yes? I love it, I still do it.
Still fun, Doug Heffernan, what's a job delivery drummer? Wow? Nice? Yeah, Eddie,

(24:28):
come on, isn't tough for you? This is tough. Carrie
Bradshaw on Sex in the City. Did you ever watch
sex no, no, no, no, not like one episode really,
but I know I do know that she narrates the show,
and I feel like she's a like a magazine writer

(24:48):
or a columnist. Your answer is, she's a magazine editor writer, writer, writer.
She's what your magazine editor writer like in a newspaper column.
Why so dumb, here's the thing, just be would your

(25:10):
answer to be as wide as possible? Why would you
go down and go magazine ed editor? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
because a writer could be an edgy. Amy, you won.
We'll keep going with yes. I guess Eddie, you don't
always win. Oh that's true. Amy's if you can get
these m Alan Harper, Onto and a halfman. He's the

(25:34):
brother of Charlie Sheen. Do you know what he did?
I have no idea. He is a chiropractor. Oh okay,
Fred Flintstone from The Flintstones. I don't know. You don't
know what Fred Flintstone did is I'm like a mechanic. No.
Do you guys know you're working Corey? Oh, construction worker?

(25:55):
Um Al Bundy. I'm married with children, she salesman. Nice.
I did dig deep there for that one. Carl Winslow
on family matters. Please officer. Nice Hank Kill on King
of the Hill. Oh, literally, never seen that Paine accessories

(26:16):
cebody does my Hank Kill is just a bad version
of a Luke Bryan impression. Oh my god. Well, but
when I try to think, and what's fun is I'm
around Luke all the time for American Idol, and when
you hang around people, you started to can do the
impression of them. Yeah, it's like I can nail Lionel Richie. Oh,

(26:36):
it's so good. The year was nineteen sixty four. The
Commodorees had just started Bobby We were the side in
which song was going to be the first single in
the year of nineteen He just says years all the
time nineteen amy one more. Thomas Magnum on magnum p
I a private investigator, a detective. Good day, where's good?

(27:00):
Oh that's right, that's right, say private investigator? Did you?
Is that why you knew it? Well? No, And I
watched my mom loved that show. I'm such an idiot.
I'm like, what was house indeed's job is a medical doctor?

(27:23):
Tony Masselli on Who's the Boss? Oh gosh, plumber housekeeper
lived with them. I'm sure he plumbed Things. Did you
ever watch No, don't do that. It was The Housekeeper Show.
It's one of my favorite stories of the past couple
of weeks. A couples having a destination wedding in Cancoon

(27:45):
and they're making their guests sit through a timeshare presentation.
Oh my gosh, funny. Someone just posted the story about
a destination wedding in Camcoon and the bride and groom
aren't just asking people to fly down in Mexico, pay
for their hotel and take time off work because also
the weddings on a Monday, but their guests have to

(28:06):
sit through the timeshare the whole presentation. It's not clear
if that was part of the deal for the couple
to get married at the hotel, but that's what they think.
Oh like, we'll let you get married here, but all
your guests have to watch this. But a timeshare of
presentation is part of their wedding events. It's okay not
to go to that wedding, right absolutely. I feel like
destination weddings are a bit unfair to invite a whole

(28:30):
bunch people because it costs money. It's a trip. What
if you don't have money, you can't go spend their beauty.
By the way, Eddie, you did one. Huh what destination winning? Yeah,
but it was just my family. No, we didn't invite guests.
Oh really Yes? Have you ever been to one? Um? No,
I've turned them all down. I've been invited to like five.
I've been to one and it was amazing. Did you
use vacation time to go? We appreciated it. Yeah, And

(28:50):
my whole family was invited and so it was like
my mom, my sister, her family, my husband, like and
it was it was a great excuse for us to
get away and go somewhere we would have never gone.
And so it was really fun because we treated it
like a vaca. We turned it into our vacation. Yes,
maybe I'm just being a hater. Am I being a hater? No?
I mean I see your point too. If you can't

(29:10):
afford to go do something like that, you feel bummed
you can't go to your friend's wedding and you feel
like maybe you're missing out or if you can't get
the vacation time. But I missed a friend's destination wedding.
But recently American Idol had to go work right, I
hated that too, and I mean you would have one
been at that person's wedding, I know, but it was
in Mexico, and I was scared the real truth comes out.

(29:31):
I made American Idol do it work day. I was like, guess,
please made me work so I can come back. Um. Yeah,
So I thought the time shape who's been to a timeshare?
Never done? Anyone been to one of those timeshare things
where you have to go and take in a day
to get something for free. I stayed at a hotel
once where they were doing time share presentations and I
heard it for like ten minutes. I'm like, that sounds
terrible because it's almost an all day thing. Sometimes M

(29:55):
like for a free room. I don't know what free room.
It's not afraid room. Oh yeah TV or my brother
did and he got a three day cruise. I actually
got it. Yeah yeah, him and his wife went on
a three day cruise down in the Gulf of Mexico.
Like they went to like Mexico can Coup. I don't
know where, but just for sitting through the president. They
sat there for eight hours and then they got a

(30:15):
free cruise eight hours. But they got a free three
day and they didn't get tricked into the like literally,
they didn't have to pay anything for the cruise. They
do that? How do they make? How they so much
money off time share? But I think if they signed
up like two people in the whole class, it's worth
it and people fall for it. But they just said, oh,

(30:35):
we're gonna get a free cruise, a little vacation. Did
they go to this time share knowing they weren't going
to buy something or they just waiting it out? Yes,
they drove like six hours to go to the thing,
sat through it, drove six hours back and they never
wanted to buy the room buy the time They were
looking for a cheap way to get a free vacation. Wow.
And they didn't feel any weird pressure while on the
vacation to do anything. Nope, because once you're on the

(30:57):
cruise ship, they don't. You're just mixed in with other
cruise people. Day. Maybe I should find a time to
share wedding. Maybe I should go to this wedding in
your hair yea is the latest for Nashville in Tullywood
Morgan number two thirty second Skinny. Kelsey Vallerini says she
was inspired to move to Nashville after seeing Taylor Swift
do it, she says she never knew you could choose

(31:20):
to be a singer, but after she saw a girl
named Taylor moved to Nashville, she knew she could do it.
The Glen Campbell Museum and Rhinestone Stage opens Thursday in
downtown Nashville. During the day, it will display Glenn Campbell's
days as a musician, singer, and actor, and then at
night it will be a live music venue. American Idol
returns Sunday at eight pm on ABC with our own

(31:41):
Bobby Bones as a mentor. Luke Brian returns as one
of the judges, and he says he's looking for the
star factor, someone that has a sparkle in their eye
and controls the room. I'm Morgan number two. That's her skinny.
It's time for the good news, Bobby. It's a good
time to be working for Southwest Airlines. The company had

(32:02):
a profitable twenty nineteen and ow they're sharing that with
their employees. Southwest just announced the plan to give sixty
thousand employees part of their six hundred and sixty seven
million profit sharing bonus. That means some edge workers will
soon get a check for twelve point two percent of
their annual salary, which basically they about six weeks of
extra pay. Again, they didn't have to give this away.

(32:25):
That's really nice, but they did quote our employees delivered
outstanding results despite a challenging year, and listen, good for
Southwest Airlines. Here's I like to say. Can we stop
your flight attendants from rapping and singing on the planes? Though?
Does that annoy you? Sometimes it's kids, not now. It
just happened so much. You know, people enjoy it. Not me.

(32:48):
I never enjoy it, but some people. Let's pull the room.
There are six of us in here who likes, because
most of us fly south West more than any other airline,
who likes when the flight attendant gets on and sings
or wraps? Say I. I, well, maybe it's because the
two girls. But who doesn't say nay? Nay? Four of
us say nay because there's all people on the plane

(33:08):
that are lolling. I'm not ling, but I don't mind it,
and I think it's cute. Sometimes I like go when
they're funny. Yeah, sometimes they're really bad. But it's maybe
they have to like run the rat by someone quality
control at Southwest Because I do like when they're because
they're super nice on Southwest. Yes, well, let me shot
him out. I think it's awesome. They are definitely giving

(33:30):
back to the people who make their business go, and
that is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good today. This story comes to us from Florida.
A seventy four year old man was in a hurry
to get to the gas station and get back. So
he goes out to his car and he has the
club on the steering wheel. He's like, man, I don't
have time to take it off. I'm just going a

(33:51):
few blocks. Tried to drive down this grocery store with
this club on crash. His car ended up in the hospital.
And they still put clubs on cars. I have thought.
I mean maybe because he's seventy four, right, he's had it.
Probably for Lunchbox acted like this is normal. Though we
still use clubs today. Maybe maybe they do. I don't,

(34:11):
I mean, that was my question. I mean, obviously y'all
have clubs. Yes, I did. Well, my car I think
the club is worth more than my car was back
when the clubs more a thing. Um, all right, there
you go. I'm Lunchbox out your bone head story. Of
the day. Good. So I have a story here about

(34:39):
the worst things we can do for our diets, meaning
things that as we're trying to exorcize and trying to
make a little bit wiser decisions, we're still messing up
and we don't even know it. Okay, So this nutritionist
named Serena pun said, these are the worst things that
we can do right now. Number one is not getting
enough quality sleep. And man, I have made a change

(35:00):
of my life where I do really prioritize trying to
sleep better because I just need to work better. And
I used to go, I'm just gonna work more. I
don't need all to sleep. I'll just wake up no
sleep and just go to work. But I found that
I don't work as well if I don't get enough sleep.
And so, a lack of sleep can disrupt your digestion

(35:21):
and make you crave because all of your hormones are off,
really bad crappy food because you want that sugar in
the salt whenever your hormones are off. So, she writes,
a lack of sleep can ruin when you digest food.
Not getting enough sleep at a regular basis could lead
to long term disruption and digestion. It could result inflammation
and chronic disease. So sleep is a number one. Number

(35:42):
two is what what do you think it is? Food? Water,
eating water? It's sleep and water. Oh yeah, hydration. And
so many times we're worried about doing all the things
that are level three, four and five, we forget the
most basic things. Even Nurse Bobo has been on many
times and he's like, man, just drink water. Being hydrated
can distort our hunger cues, making us think we're hungry.

(36:04):
We're really just thirsty. So we filled a little cramp
a little You're like, oh, I'm hungry, but really we
just want water. But instead we eat, and then we're
putting in extra calories when we could have just had water.
The next one is eating more or not hungry. And
I'm such a goober at this. I'll just get bored
and go, well, I'm bored. What do I do? And
my choice says, let's go see what's in the refrigerator.
And I know what's in the refrigerator, and I'll still

(36:26):
open in ten survey. I know because I bought it all.
I know what's in there. But still I want to
take the whole survey and I'll do the thing where
I look under the rack too if there's anything in
the backside, because I don't want to move this stuff
from the front, but I'll look under the rack to
see what's behind it. So eating when we're not hungry
using Porsche control, I'm not good at that either. I'll
just fill up the I have a bad habit of

(36:47):
not feeling full until I'm just disgusting with myself, like
I need to be like Moll for me to stop eating. Yeah,
and that is a bad American thing. Yeah, that's a
Western culture thing where we just gorge ourselves. We don't
feel like it's complete till we're the goal. Do we
get that that feeling? And I'm a victim of that too.
And then not getting enough fruits and vegetables, which again

(37:07):
is something we learned in second grade. All of this,
and this is a really widely shared article that came out.
This is stuff like wow, wow wow. But again this
is the most elementary part of it. We're over here
trying to get exercise in. If you're not doing this
stuff right, exercise doesn't matter crap. If you're not sleeping

(37:29):
and drinking water and eating right, your exercise doesn't matter
at all. Yeah, I would rather eat exactly right and
not exercise versus the other option. And if I can,
I'm traveling a lot, that's what I'll do. I'll make
sure to eat extra right because they don't always. I
am human when you when you prick me, I believe right.
And then a lot of them say rushing through our meals.

(37:50):
Lots of us eat super quick and five minute meals
can make eating seemed like a chore. This girl, Serena
points out that taking our time when eating helps us
enjoy the smells and flavors of food more, and it
helps us pay attention to a hunger signal, so we
stop when we're actually full. I don't have a hunger signal.
I'm I'm a thin guy. So when I eat like i'm,

(38:12):
I get my stomach gets fat shows Yeah you did
you do that? Yeah, I mean I can tell after
a meal or a day, by the end of the
day versus at the beginning of the day. One meal
and it's my gut is out to my knees. It
feels real. Yeah, tell you your buddy dysmorphia showing up.

(38:34):
You guys can send us a note to the mailbag
Morgan number two. If they want to reach us, what
do they do? Mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com. All right,
here we go Bobbies mailbag. Hey Bobby, I wanted to
know if you think this is okay. I'm not engaged,
but I have a wedding registry started. I got the

(38:54):
idea after hearing some of my friends who recently got married.
They showed me something things that they liked, and they
got for their wedding. Now I'm not engaged, I'm currently
dating someone, so it's set to private and it will
go public once I actually get engaged. Is it weird?
I already have a wedding registry from Lisa. If he

(39:18):
finds out, Yeah, that's crazy he finds out. I'm just
thinking about the guy. If I found out my girlfriend
had a wedding registry you out, I'm I'm gonna have
some trouble with understanding what her motivations are or she's
just really prepared. That's a tough one. Um. Yes, it's

(39:42):
weird you have a wedding registry without getting married. Yes,
yeah it is. I get you're being practical, but how
practical is it? Even? How do you know you're gonna
want this if you're not getting married, and that's something.
Once you're engaged, you go with your whoever you're getting
married too, and you get to scan stuff and pick

(40:02):
stuff out together because it's y'all's house together. Yeah, this
is a pretty easy one, right, I think so, Like
I'm a haying on you because I think, why don't
you just set up like an Amazon wish list or
write some stuff down, keep a something on your computer, like,
you don't have to title it anything, just be like
things I saw my friends register for that are cool
or Pinterest board. So I wonder if she's going to

(40:23):
stores and actually scanning stuff with the pinter's board, are
you going to be weird at out if you find
out your girlfriend has a Pinterest page with like bridal
gowns and I wouldn't put the wedding stuff on it, Okay,
And no, not as much because I think it's just
I think a lot of girls think about their wedding.
They've been told that the wedding is the biggest day
of their lives, so you prepare for the biggest day

(40:44):
of your life. Okay, if you get really into it,
what well is this her preparing for the biggest day
of her life. I don't think that. Is it weird
that I already have a wedding registry. My answer is yes, yes,
it just don't don't let him see it. And I
hope your name really wasn't Lisa, because then he hears it.
Every guy dating at Lisa right now is like, RB,

(41:05):
is this my Lisa? Yeah? Morgan number two again, if
they want to hit the mailbag, what do they do?
Mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com. There you go, close
it out And that was Bobbies mailbag. Matt and Georgia
is on the phone speaking of relationships. Matt, what's happening
with you? Man? Hey, how are you doing? Good morning studio.
I was just calling to let you know that the

(41:28):
whole matching outfit thing is awesome. Me and my fiance
we have at least four different shirts and uh like,
we even have one that we bought special for Thanksgiving
with some turkeys on it. That matters. This is because
I posted a TikTok of me and my girlfriend and
matching shirts. We saw them at Target. They're like nine
dollars each. We said, hey, if we do our dance video,

(41:49):
matching shirts will probably get more likes, get more TikTok
cloud and we know what we did and I liked it.
I like matching. I think matching is fine. That means
it means that she own me, is all right? Yeah
yeah yeah yeah. Like sometimes, what are you gonna say, Matt,
I was just gonna say, kind of just I feel
like it shows that, no matter what the situation, I'm

(42:12):
always gonna be on her side, and it just I
feel like it shows that you love her. Also, I
feel like it shows that I don't care. That's just fun.
I'm not gonna let people judge me. Yeah, it's not
letting the haters win. Hey, Matt, appreciate that call, Yes, sir,
thank you, love you go Yeah you too, buddy. You
know how you go to your Instagram page and you

(42:32):
click the hourglass and it gives you a bunch of
videos that you might like every today. Oh no, it's
like for you. No, it's just you just clicked it.
The hour glass gives you all these videos based on
what you like that you'll watch. And I just sit
here and I watched I'll watch all these cheerleading videos
now because of cheer it's not creepy, it's not creepy.

(42:54):
I didn't mean to, but every video, every time I
hit the button on the search age. I have nine
videos up here and seven of them are cheerleading, some college,
some high school. I don't but how do you know,
I don't click into them. You can tell. And it
used to be mostly the office means now it's all cheerleading.

(43:17):
That's funny. Tomorrow, speaking of cheerleading, coach Monica from cheer
will be on very excited about this. But I gotta
start clicking different things because I don't like it that
this is on my feed. You find some sports stuff,
you can just start clicking her act well, it used
to be a lot of NBA stuff because I watched
a lot of clips and I was clicking and I
saw the Rock do the eulogy for his dad's funeral.

(43:39):
Do you guys watch that? Pretty powerful stuff? I saw
The Rocks eighteen year old daughter has begun her pro
wrestling career. Simone Johnson has began training at the WWE
Performance Center. Wow, when she makes it to the ring,
Because she'll make it to the ring, she'll be the
first fourth generation Star. Oh so it's four generation. I

(44:02):
thought she was third, but the Rock's grandfather was a wrestler.
I knew the dad was wow Dad, then Rock, and
then once she gets on crazy, huh yeah Wow. Her
mom's side has a bunch of wrestling superstars. Too interesting
or that wrestling, But I gotta I gotta click on

(44:23):
some wrestling stuff to get my page. It's just too
much cheerleading. It's just a little more diverse. I get,
like I'm looking at have thirteen cheerleading videos, Luke Brian
on a fishing boat, a Richard Mark's cover of a record,
and one office meme. I don't know how the Richard
Mark kept in there. Interesting. You're Samy's pile of stories.

(44:45):
So husband's dad's. If you need a last minute Valentine's
gift idea and you've been putting it off, just give
the mom in your life a mom cation. You can
just write it up in a card. She can redeem
it whenever she wants. This is a growing trend that's happening,
and hotels or even and offering mom cation packages. But
you don't even I would say, you don't even have
to do it at like a fancy hotel. She wouldn't

(45:08):
just like a night away where she can put on
a robe and there's no kids in order room service,
and like watch a movie or Netflix or do whatever
she wants in a hotel with nobody bothering her. Did
you insert some amy propaganda into the pile? I mean
maybe your husband would hear it, and I'm not opposed
to that. I could totally see. Mom cations are becoming
more popular because moms when they're going on them, they're

(45:28):
using the hashtag mom cation. So hotels we're starting to
see it and they're like, oh, we could put together
a cute little package and maybe a massage or this
or that. But really, I think even just a night away.
You could arrange it with some of her girlfriends if
she wanted to, because moms are doing it either by
themselves or with other fellow moms that want to break again.
I feel like you're pivoting from a question. Are you
putting this in the pile. It doesn't have to be

(45:49):
anything crazy. It could just be one night. It could
just be one debate, one little night away. Have her
must out her calendar, pick a night she's like, and
she may have to adopted children, you know, who knows
what else. Okay, So Bill Gates is casually dropping six
hundred and sixty four million dollars on a green super yacht.

(46:11):
I saw this. It's like hydrogen, not the color green,
but it's it's like the first ever like green yacht.
So like, yeah, the way it's powered is liquid liquid
hydrogen powered super yacht. It has a gym, a spa,
a beauty parlor, a cascading pool, accommodations for fourteen guests,
but a crew of thirty one. Wow, so there's more

(46:34):
people working than staying on there. My question is do
they call beauty places parlors anymore on a yacht. I
just expect those big bubbles to come over the heads
from older ladies in the sixties. Yeah. And when you
say parlor um, I did see. I saw a picture
of it. Listen, Bill Gates get all the money in
the world. I do like that he's putting his money.

(46:57):
Whereas environmental mouth is though in this supposed to be
carbon neutral, the first got to be carbon neutral. It
does not go on the water though for a few years.
I don't think it's built yet. Yeah, he's expected to
set sail in twenty twenty four, to set sail. Yes,
exploration and those things they those are. They're weird because
you almost have to put it in a body of
water and the niches there. It's hard to put it

(47:17):
on the boat trailer. Pulled many things onto a boat trailer.
That's probably hard to get up on the boat. Hey
do you ever watch Below Deck on Bravo? I've never
seen it. Oh, it's so good. I kind of want to.
They should get that crew on here when Bill Gates
sets sail and like, then it's a reality show. Hold
on set sale would mean a sailboat, right, That's why
I laughed at it. Oh, it sets here. The super
yacht is expected to set sail by twenty twenty four.

(47:40):
S Okay, eating with your hands makes it hard to
stop snacking. So this study was done and participants were
split into two groups. Let me think about eating with
your hands, right, because it's a sensation you're feeling the
food makes it hard to stop. You eat more when
you eat with your fingers. We should eat like a dog. No,
but maybe with a fork or a toothick or something.
You eat chips with a fork and a tooth interesting,

(48:02):
I know it's hard the vacuum technique. So they were
divided into two groups one eight cheese cubes with a toothpick,
and the other used their fingers, and the ones who
directly touched the cheese reported it being tastier and more satisfying,
so they felt like eating more of it. So somehow, Yeah,
if you're opened a bag of chips and you don't

(48:22):
want to eat too much, like somehow didn't get it
into your mouth without touching it. Interesting, I do that
when the bag's empty, like close to empty, I just
pour it all in my mouth. But got it. You know,
I have a bad habit of anything at the house
I'll eat. And so when growth shopping this weekend, I
bought a bunch of plantain chips, which I don't eat,
but it was like, hey, you should eat plantain chips

(48:42):
with sausas. We had it. And then when she left
to go back home, my girlfriend, I just ate. Ate
the whole bag of plantain chips, Ate the whole bag
of mango, Ate all the sausa I had. I ate
everything that was in my house, So it doesn't if
it's there to snack, I'll snack on it. That's why
I keep my house bare snack free. Yeah, because I'll
eat it all the time. That's it. That's how I stop.

(49:04):
It's not hands, it's it's in my eyes. If my
eyes see them, what am I gonna do? What? What
do you do? When you have kids? That's it's a
it's a struggles. Yeah, they want the worst food ever. Well,
it's everyone, they have to have it, but there definitely
has to be snacks on hand. And then you just
have like we have stuff in my house that I
never thought i'd have, Like I have a granola bar
in my pocket right now. You you always a right,

(49:28):
you're like, don't mind if I do. All right, I'm mamie.
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Did
you know there are three different kinds of tears crying tears? Yeah,
oh no, I didn't either. I just assumed they all
they came out for different reasons, but they were all

(49:49):
the same kind of water. They're not interesting. There's basil tears,
which lubricate our eyes and act as a barrier between
our eyes and the rest of the world. So it's
just simply a water barrier that will come out. Okay,
lubrication Okay, not my favorite word, by the way, You
know when the word list I don't like and I
don't really have words I don't like, but I don't

(50:09):
love lubrication. Is it just lubrication or lube either, like
Jiffy lube. I'm not into any of them. Again, don't
hate it. I don't have a word I hate, and
a lot of people hate the word moist or hate.
I don't hate a word, but I'd put lube on.
There's not one of my favorites. There's also reflex tiers
in response to irritanse like smoke. Oh so you have

(50:32):
lubricant tears, reflex tears if something like smoke gets in
your eye, and then you have emotional tears that flow
when we're sad or overjoyed. In all three are made
of different chemicals. How about that? Wow? Okay, yeah, all
important too. Um, here you go. New research shows that
you are not as hot as you think. Oh, okay,

(50:53):
tell us more. According to a recent study from Stanford
the by the way, hot means your body temperature, right,
isn't that what it is? Meaning? Ninety eight point six?
You know that is the whole trick. That's why you
click it And you're like, because I clicked it, I
was like, I was like, well, I don't think I'm
very hot, I must really be ugly then, and then

(51:15):
ninety eight point six. You know, ninety ninety seven point
five is where they say you're supposed to be when
you get your thermometer in your tongue, But that's really
not what it is. So when it does happen and
people go, I have a fever, they're like, well, everybody's
body is different, and I think that's what we're learning
in general with food and diet and exercise and body temperatures,
and it's just that there really isn't a one data

(51:37):
point meets all for all bodies. Would you say that's familiar?
Oh yeah, I'd say that's right. So they went back
and they're like, hey, look ninety eight point five nine
seven point five, it's all around the same spot. Don't
feel like because you're two degrees off that you're sick
or dying or your body's off. I know, I get
thrown on me, especially becoming an I mean, I know,

(51:58):
I've been a mom now for two years, so I
feel like I should have it figured out, but I
like freak out because I don't know, like what is
concerning if it's if it's anything above ninety eight point six,
So I'm like freaking out, but apparently you don't need to.
Well again, I think it's finding what And we don't
test our temperature when we're not sick, right, but if
we did it a few times randomly, we would know

(52:18):
what our current body is supposed to be at, and
then when we weren't at that, you kind of adjust
off of that more so than some standard number. Right,
Like my weight. You know, I wigh himself three times
a day. I don't that I'm way up right now heavy,
but I feel pretty good. So I'm not hating myself
that much. Good because you look fine. Well, it's because

(52:38):
I've been lifting a lot heavier. I know that I've
been lifting mostly I do a lot of cardio and
I do a lot of reps. But I've been lifting
extremely heavy and I'm watching my body get thicker because
of it. And so I'm like one sixty five this morning,
six pounds heavier than I normally am. But I feel
pretty good, and so I'm really not hating myself for it.

(52:59):
And I don't have on TV for a while. I
gotta fit the clothes. Don't reason I wear myself so
much because I gotta stay in these clothes. I'm not
buying new clothes. I'm done American. I don't I bought
all these clothes are gonna fit it. I gotta be
at that point and then when the show's over, I'm
gonna be two hundred pounds. But for now I'm little. Kay. Yeah,
but I know where my body is supposed to be
related to how I am normally. That's all I would say.
It's time for the good news lunchbox. When London was

(53:26):
born five years ago, doctors told her parents, Hey, she's
never gonna walk because she has spina bifida. They're like,
she's never gonna do what normal kids do. She'll be
in a wheelchair. And her parents are like, we're not
gonna take that answer. And they kept working with her,
working with her head surgeries, physical therapy. And now she's
five years old and she joined a swim team and
a soccer team. Wow, dang, only five years old. Huh yep, dang,

(53:48):
that's what it's all about right there. That was tell
me something good was the latest from Nashville and Tullywood
Morgan Number two thirty Skinny Kelsey Ballerini says she was
inspired to move to Nashville after seeing Taylor Swift do it.
She says she never knew you could just choose to
be a singer, but after she saw a girl named
Taylor moved to Nashville, she knew she could do it too.

(54:09):
I've also chosen to be a singer and then worked
out from me. Why yet also gonna be good? Because
of Taylor Kelsey. I saw Kelsey do it? Yeah? What else?
Luke Holmbs shared a brand new song at a recent show.
He says it was the first time he's played it
to a concert crowd. It's called Without You. There's only

(54:34):
a couple of artists that we would go, oh, they
played a new song at a concert. Let's hear it.
Luke's one of them. Luke Luke Holmbs is all right?
What else? American Idol returns Sunday at APM on ABC
with our own Bobby Bones as a mentor. You sit
down there, stop your clapping, sit down, and nobody gives
a crap and go ahead. Sorry. Luke Bryan returns as

(54:58):
one of the judges as well, and he's says that
he's looking for the star factor and someone that has
a sparkle in their eye and just controls the room.
That's all. Oh, no clip of that one? No, okay,
all right, there we go. I'm Morgan number two. That's
your skinny transmitting there's good. I don't forget Tomorrow on

(55:23):
the show Coach Monica from Cheer on Netflix. I'm pretty
excited about this one. We're Instagram friends. I'm always scared
to talk to her, though, she commented on my Instagram
post before she likes them. But she'll be on I'm
not even gonna bring that up. Tom I'm gonna play
totally cool, good, good good. I'm just such a such
a fan. As I wrote on my post on on Sunday,
I would run through a wall for Coach Monica if

(55:44):
she asked me to. Wow, Yeah, that'd be a tomorrow
on the show. Let's go over to Amy now with
the Morning Corny. Here we go, Morning Corny. What are
the smartest animals? What are the smartest animals? Fish? Because
they stayed in schools? All right? There? That was the

(56:08):
morning corning. A woman of Florida had to tackle an
otter that had chased her dog into her house and
was fighting with her dog. An an otter in Florida
learned not to mess with a mom when it attacked
a seventeen year old and her dog. The mom grabbed
it after tackling it and threw it out of the
family's house. Fun the bulldog. It was a French bulldog,

(56:32):
and the otter was going to beat the French bulldog,
and the mom was like, Nope, not having this, so
jumped down and grabbed it in both arms and just
swung it out of the house. They say tackling an
aggressive otter may not have been the smartest thing to do,
but her motherly instinct took over. I think I'd probably

(56:52):
try to kick it like a football. Yeah. Once a
possum was in my house. I thought it was my
dog and I was like because it touched my leg
and I was like, hey, I was washing dishes and
a possum its tail hit my leg and I was like, oh,
and my dog just being doggy. And I looked in
the backyard and saw my dog stand in the backyard
and then I thought something just hit my leg and

(57:14):
it wasn't my dog, and I looked down. Possum went
crazy and they're mean and so no, no, they're not cute,
they're dirty kind of cute. No, no, no, not if
you've ever seen one for real in wild, they're not cute.
And so then I took a broom and basically broom
ballded out of the house. I think that's what a

(57:35):
lot of us. Dude grabbed the broom first, like, what
do we have? What kind of weapon? Yeah, let's go
over and talk to Sarah and Texas. Hey Sarah, you're
on the Bobby Bone Show. What's happening? Hi? Good morning? Um, Well,
long story short. I was in the living room heard
something crunching on the cat food really loud for what

(57:55):
a cat should be and it was actually a skunk. Oh,
get a skunk in the house. That stinks. And I'm
not being a joking, but why that's not fun is
you have to be delicate with skunks. You can't be
super aggressive with them because they will spray you. And
then I got sprayed to watch when I was young.
Then you gotta go sitting a bath the tomatoes juice,
really and I'm not sure if that work. My girl

(58:16):
made me do it. It's a big joke on her barth.
I think that's just one of those old school grandma's tales. Yeah,
so he go sitting a bath to Tomato juice, Sarah,
how did you get the skunk out? Honestly, we just
kind of did a minor freak out and I just
waddled its way back out the back door. She just
let it live there. She was like, no, no, we

(58:36):
didn't kick it out. The skunk now lives here. Sarah,
thank you for the card. Appreciate that. Of course. I've
wonderful to you guys. Yeah, you too. Bye bye. Let's
go to Marissa in Mississippi. Marissa, you're on the air.
What animals in your house? Yeah? So I had a
tipmongks I actually came in my house. I thought it
was a sleep my cat. I got hold of it
and I brought it into my grandparents' house and it

(58:59):
was not a sleep and it escaped and we had
to destroy the house to find this chip monk. So
you brought in a chipmunk that you thought was was
out we're taking a nap? Yeah, well, i'd like the
cat had got a hold of it, so I thought
it was just kind of you know, sleep dead dead?
Is she saying dead? All right? Was like just taking

(59:19):
a nap. I guess would you grab an animal thinking
it was gonna be do you just lay it down. Like,
how long do you think the chipmunk takes a nap?
I don't know. I was like eight, so I was okay, grandparents,
look at this chipmunk. And then it went crazy in
the house. Yes, and we had to destroy the house,
like flip up the beds and everything. If you're eight,
that's acceptable, I thought. She was, like, I'm twenty five

(59:41):
bringing in a sleeping animal. Marissa, thank you for the car.
I appreciate that. Thanks for listening. Be all right, thank you,
all right, see you later. I want to hop back
in the mailbag real quick, Bobbies mailbag. Hey, Bobby Belling,
My wife listens to your show every morning and it
drives me nuts. I personally hate your show. I'm not

(01:00:05):
sure how you guys stay on the air. My wife
came home talking about this promotion at the San Antonio
Zoo where you can name a rat after your ex
and how funny she thought it was because she heard
it on the my bone jab. Well, since I don't
like you, I pay twenty five bucks to name a
rat after you, and you will be eaten by a
snake on Friday. Wow. Don't take it personal, but you
really come off like a chick. Take it easy, Cheryl's

(01:00:27):
husband And here's the tag from Santonio Zoo. Dear Bobby Bones,
your ex Cheryl's husband has named a rat and your
honor to be eaten on two fourteen. Feel free to
tune in and it gives a live strang. Oh wow,
and you can watch herself. Hey, that's sameilbac, thank you.
That was Bobbies mailbago. Humbug to you two, Valentine said,

(01:00:51):
he said, nothing personal. Yeah, but also and the other point,
you do come off as a chick sometimes. I don't
think that's a bad thing, that coming off as a chick.
I don't know why we associate coming off as a
woman to be a bad thing. So how will you
read that? Like you come off like a check. I'm
like cool, I think checks are stronger than dudes. So whatever,
closed the mailback again, I'm all that was Bobbies mailbag hater. Huh.

(01:01:15):
Come on, it's time for the good news. So there's
these two high school seniors and they noticed a need
for some of their classmates, and that was access to
food and hygiene products. So they decided to open a
food and hygiene pantry. And really, students can pick up
items before, during, or after school. No questions asked, So

(01:01:38):
people just bring stuff and put it in. Yeah, they
take donations. It's located in the school's counseling center. And yeah,
again you're not asked any questions. If you need it,
you go in, you get it, and you're good to go.
I love to see kids doing other things for their
for kiers. Yeah, and the whole just come in quietly,
get what you need. That's a really important part of
it too, because as someone who need a lot of

(01:02:00):
help growing up, self esteem is a big part of
this whole equation. When you need stuff and you have
to go and be like, yeah I need stuff, that
kind of sucks and it can make you feel lesser
than And it's not their seniors, and this isn't something's
going to go away once they graduate, Like the school
has implemented it and now it'll be there for students
years to come. There you go, that's what it's all about.

(01:02:22):
That was tell me something good. That's good. So I'm
gonna play you a famous sound used by a company.
You just named the company. Here is the example clip. Yeah,

(01:02:44):
you guys, go with that, Yahoo right there. Hope it
a lot easy, So write your answer down, Amy, Lunchbox,
our video producer, Eddie. Here is sound number one. Interesting,
got it you? What can I say? I mean I did?
But here it is again, Sound number one. Kind of

(01:03:08):
weird texture, but I think you get it, Oh, Lunchboxes
and no, I have no idea. You want it again?
I mean, yeah, you can play it again? Sure, I'm
in for the win. What do you have, Lunchbox? I
put intel. The tones are a bit weird. I don't

(01:03:30):
think i've ever heard it like this, but it's the same,
the same melody, Amy McDonald's, Eddie McDonald's. Man, it's here. Yeah,
I'm loving it. Yeah, all right, you two are still
in here we go. Number two, you've got mail? Can
you name that one? I mean you've got mail? Old school,

(01:03:51):
thrown back, flashback Tuesday. Yeah, can you name that one? Amy?
All Eddie? Well that's right, all right? This one again,
I'm in a bit odd, but I played again. I'd

(01:04:15):
compare it to the McDonald's one. I'm guessing on this one,
Eddie del mm hmmm, Hey, Raymond, play the first part
of it and then pull the volume down after that
first first one, No, okay, just the first one. What
do you think that first? Just the first one? Did again? NBC? No,
I'm in a talk about Oh you hear it now?

(01:04:39):
I do hear it now? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? You want Amy?
Um here name name this one Amy? What this is hard?
It's hard. It's the extended version of all these right,
think of the commercial. So what will happen is start

(01:05:02):
it over so you'll go. I won't say what they
say in the commercial, but go ahead day. So today
all you have to do is come by and grab
three supply of nineteen ninety nine. Hear it? Yeah, yeah,
I have no idea Eddie Office depot. It's home deeper,
home deep. So I'll play it again at home depot.

(01:05:23):
We feel that a lot of families are looking for
their best and favorite lumber, and we hear at home
depot and make sure you get that only from twelve
ninety nine. A little bit um, how about this one?
Eight seven seven cash? No, eight seven sevens? What's your money?

(01:05:44):
Use it when you need it. It's no idea that
one cash. Now, I don't know what company that is
called j G Wentworth seven seven cash. It's j G Wentworth.
That's hard. That commercials on all time day time. It's
all time. If I get a home in the middle
of the day and turn the TV on, it's only
that commercial if you're watching Judge Judy that's coming on.

(01:06:04):
Here's this one? What Intel, No, it's at and T Yeah,
slow down. Next one Paramount, Oh what is it? Twentieth
century twentieth century fix? Yeah? Amy, if you can name
this one? Oh oh oh uh T Mobile? Oh was

(01:06:33):
gonna say Verizon? Well Moore, here's the last one. You'll
get this one HBO show time playing Netflix again. Reminder, Yeah, Morgan.
Number two has what twenty six year olds care about
about Netflix? And something that I saw that I didn't

(01:06:55):
know that was pretty interesting. That also bothers me. If
we can hit that what twenty six year olds know about?
Here we go. So now you can take off the
auto replay. You know when you log into Netflix and
automatically an episode starts playing from their latest show they're promoting.
You can now go in your settings and take off

(01:07:15):
the auto replace that you don't have to watch it anymore.
And any episode that you're scrolling through, because you know
how they just fire off, like if even if I'm
gonna go back onto the office, it'll just fire off
the episode. You can turn that option off, yes, which
I did not know until she the woman told me
about that. So there you go. So how do you
do it? You just go into your settings and you

(01:07:36):
hit manage and it'll say like turn auto replay off
and you just hit it and then there's another one
forul the episodes if you don't want it to auto
replay your all your episodes you're watching while you're binging. Still,
I'm still cleaning out my finish up shows. It's funny
that you guys, don't that doesn't bother you at all. Yeah,
don't even look at that. Well tomorrow coach Monica from

(01:07:56):
Cheer on Netflix will be on the show. Pretty excited
about that. So we heard about Pamela Anderson getting married
for twelve days and I was like, what in the
world do you learn in twelve days? That's gonna make
you cancel out the wedding because either you don't know
anything and you realize you're about to learn new stuff,

(01:08:17):
or you know, these twelve days a weird time. I
get three months, or I get not getting married, but
twelve days. So she married this dude named John Peters.
This came out from on page six yesterday. The twelve
day marriage to Pamela Anderson went and bust right after
he finished paying off a lot of her debts. Oh man,

(01:08:38):
that's so wrong, he said, There's no fool like an
old fool. Again. This is from page six. The former
hairstylist to the Stars seventy four took umbridge at a source,
telling page six last week that he asked her to
marry him on a whim, but within a day and
a half she would last she had made a terrible mistake.
He said that it's all I She proposed to him

(01:08:59):
in a text, and then he paid up. Quote. I
dropped everything for pam. She had almost two hundred thousand
dollars in bills and no one would pay it. There's
no fool like an old fool. Oh if you believe this,
it sounds like he paid off for bills and she's like,
I'm good now, Pruce dupus. It was so. I guess
she had to ask him to marry her in order

(01:09:21):
for him to pay him off, because I mean, he
could have just paid him off while they were dating.
I don't think you pay off while you're dating. I
think once you get married, it's together. Sure, Okay. The
parents secretly tied the knot in a Malibu ceremony January twentieth,
only to announced February first. They were splitting, Wow if
that's true, Like, that's a bad person. That's not misunderstanding.

(01:09:41):
That's a bad again, just one story. I don't know,
but that's a bad that's a bad deal. Have you
ever paid off anybody's debt that you've been with? No
or contributed? Dad? Yeah, I mean I worked, but yeah
no no no, no, no, no no no no would

(01:10:01):
you no, no, no, no, it's not my debt. You
can handle yourself. You're getting married, tell me more. You're
getting married. Okay, say you get married and she's like,
but then once I want to get married, but I
got thirty thousand in debt. This is what I would do.
I would say, hey, before we get married, like, what
is your financial situation? This is what it is. I'll

(01:10:21):
know it going into we get married, and then it's
now mine. I've maken, I've taken the step that we're
now one. So now what is yours, good or bad
is now mine and I will take care of it.
Or how about what if I have debt and she
has to pay for it. I think we're just assuming
here that you don't, but only because Bobby's always been responsible.
You come from place of fear where you grew up

(01:10:42):
with no money, and now you have money that you
have to manage, and you overpay all of your bills
because you don't you feel like tomorrow you could lose
it and for sure, and like you want to make
sure that you're not in debt. You don't want to
go back to that. So I don't buy anything that
I can't pay for it, right, So yeah, So, but
I haven't haven't, and I don't think I will until

(01:11:03):
we're married. So, but that's never come up. I've never
had a girlfriend be like, hey, what's up today? We've
been my corboo. I don't think that's how she would
say it, but it might be like, hey, do you
have any debt? And she might be like, yeah, man,
i'd gotten to some my young twenties. I'd went a
little crazy on my credit card, or maybe I have
student loans or something. I'll fix that, okay whenever we

(01:11:26):
get married, because then I have student loans. Okay, Daddy, No,
that's not what it is. But That's kind of what
happened here with Pamela Anderson. She wait until she got married. Eddie,
you you want to go into this? Is that what
you wanted to do. I was waiting for you stick
your toe in the water. Bra Yeah, let's Eddie went
to his wife's dad and said, I'm not going to

(01:11:46):
marry her unless you pay off her debt. I mean,
it wasn't exactly said that way, but I told him
that I felt like she did this while she was
under your roof, and I think that I'd like to
get into our marriage free. And he was like, wow,
I respect that the guts that it took you to
come tell me that. And he's like, and you're right.

(01:12:07):
She was she I mean, I was responsible for her,
and so he took care of it. I do think
that whatever she has, not even just debt, but I
am whomever it is that I'm married I think I
have I'm responsible for that, just like she's responsible for
anything that I have that's not even debt or obligations
that I have to meet. I think when you joined together,
all of that is to be met together. When in

(01:12:29):
the relationship do you have the debt talk. I not
have it right now. I don't care. Money is not
a thing to me, Like I never had it, so
it's not a thing. Like she my girlfriend now just
bought a new car because she had made hit her
in total her car. Someone was texting and driving and
nailed her and she had had a bunch of surgeries
and it was a whole thing with her, and so

(01:12:49):
she just bought a new car. And she was like, yeah.
I was like, how much it cost? I don't even
think of thinking about I just asked that. She was like, well,
that's a weird question. And I was like, oh, you
know what, I just never have money, so it's just
for me. I just asked those questions and so how
much does it cost? And then I googled it and
found out how much it costs. And the conversation was
over what'd she get exactly? I'm not sharing her information

(01:13:13):
on the air. Um. Yeah, Bobby's favorite thing to do
to people. And it's so annoying because I was getting
my nails done the other day and he's like, dang,
how much money you make? If he doesn't know day
how much money you make. Amy was having her nails,
get her nails. I was like what's that annoy You
can get my nails on, Like, dang, going make it

(01:13:35):
all the time. He'll call it, I'm pumping gas. Dang
how much money? I'm like, I'm just living life. Stop
so annoying. I got a text here, says Bobby. People
are money shaming New Arkansas football coach Sam Pittman after
he purchased a two point five million dollar house in

(01:13:55):
Fayeteville belonging to former Razor Back basketball coach Mike Anderson.
Should successful people be shame for money they've worked for? No,
of course not. We'll stop shaming people were anything. Worry
about your own business, not even just money, but body, kids, life, Like,
won't you worry about you? There's a lot you could
probably do better. There's a lot I could do better.

(01:14:16):
You're not gonna hear any shame. And I don't think
many people. I try not to shame because I have
so much of me to work on. No, the answer
is no, like worry about you or put you up there,
let me shame you, let me see what we can
do over here. No, it's just ridiculous. Yeah, so what
do you think about that? I mean I think that
it's it's all relative. There could be people that I

(01:14:37):
don't know who these people are commenting on what this
person's been on their house, but I mean there could
be people that are not spending as much as you
spend on a house, and they could shame you for
what you buy or what kind of car you drive,
or what kind of clothes you have in your close
A great point. I mean, it's all relative. But even
if it's not what you make, it doesn't mean they
haven't worked hard. And if that's what the university is

(01:14:59):
going to pay them and they can afford to buy that,
then absolutely buy it. And also if you could afford
to buy it, you would two to anyone who has
these problems, Like I don't look at the Kardashians and
shame them. I just worry about my own business. And
for me, I'm someone who grew up on food stamps
and now I got a pretty good job. And if
someone's gonna shame me, I would like suck it. You're
out of your mind. I work for every bit of this.

(01:15:19):
Nobody gave me anything ever, So yeah, just stop shaming parenting.
You know, yesterday we're talking about your kids being sick. Yeah,
a lot of parents shamers, handle your own business. Parents.
If we say, hey, how do you feel about this?
If Sam Pittman, the football coach, came out and said, hey, everybody,
how do you feel about my house being two point

(01:15:40):
five million dollars? Feel free to give me your comments,
good or bad. He's opening it up, you know Instagram poll. Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise,
it's not even just about this. It's just a different
box here of worry about you. We are all so
faulted that there's a lot we can worry about, and
what we tend to do is shame or say bad
thinks about other people because we're so insecure with ourselves.

(01:16:03):
So the people that are shaming are often the ones
that feel like they deserve the most shame, but because
they don't want to get it, they put it out.
It's bullying. It's just why do you bully when you're
a kid because you don't feel good about yourself? So no,
my answer is no, And then my real answer is
h no. You just don't know how anyone gets to it.
You don't know anyone's story. Really, we see people on

(01:16:26):
the surface. We assign all of these ideas to how
they're getting what they're getting which isn't fair most of
the time. So yeah, the answer is no. And is
he gonna he's the new hire? Yeah, he's gonna go
on his first season in which sport? Footballball, which doesn't matter.
I just saw this. No, I know, but I mean
it's just like, yeah, I guess, and then once if

(01:16:47):
he brings in some wins, people aren't gonna care what
he does, like get that bigger house, are gonna shame
for having a house too small? Coach Payman, Come on,
you just want ten games upgrade? Maybe? I mean people
are weird? Yeah, why don't you worry about you more
and other people less? And this isn't just about this
in general, but it's even on Facebook. You can comment
and being rude about stuff. Won't you be worrying about

(01:17:10):
you a little more? Because I definitely know I have
a lot of me to worry about. I have a
lot of stuff wrong with me that I'm trying to
work on, and so if I'd just spend more time
doing that, I spend less time worrying about what somebody
else is buying, or the clothes they're wearing, or how
they're parenting or what they're eating. Thank you, this has
been a TED Talk. Thank you for coming to my
Ted Talk. Thank you. So this cop goes and it

(01:17:35):
is going to pick up some pizza. While he's there,
there was also another guy picking of pizza and he
was like, well, got looks familiar. It was a wanted fugitive.
And when I see this story, I just think, if
I were on the run from the law, one at
my eyes will be peeled everywhere. I'd be so scared
there'd be a cop somewhere. Secondly, I don't know that
I would be going walking in a pizza place. I
think i'd probably have a I call and have it

(01:17:56):
delivered to wherever I was hiding out so a cop
wouldn't see me. According to the Sheriff's office, to suspect
at two outstandy Warren's but is now facing additional charges
of being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm.
He had other stuff going on too. The guy obviously
just dummy. It was doing a lot of dumb stuff,
and dummies don't get smart all of a sudden. Dummies
dummy stay dumb, as the general rule with dummies. So

(01:18:19):
I saw the story and thing I would be so
I would be the worst criminal, because I'd be so
scared all the time. Like sometimes I see cops and
I'm like, I didn't even do anything, but I'm scared.
I know, yeah there's one behind you, and I'm like,
I'm not gonna go. Yeah, I get scared for no reason.
I'm the greatest citizen. I help. I would pick up
a litter, I crossed stop lines. But still I'm like, hmm,

(01:18:39):
I wonder what I did. Yeah, I wonder what I did.
I probably didn't even know. That's it for today's show,
Morgan number two. What did we do on today's show? Well,
we found out the worst things that you can do
for your diet. Oh yeah, it's like you think you're
living healthy, but these are things that you probably didn't
even know you were doing. And if you did, no,
you didn't know they were that bad. Yep. Yeah, what else?
We got an update on Eddie's kids washing the dishes

(01:19:02):
from their Super Bowl bet, which was interesting, pretty good outcome.
I think, yeah, they still don't. You can listen to
that back on the podcast. What else more? Number two,
Amy's son did something really cool for our school project.
I loved that. And what else? Should people go back
and listen to and we had some callers tell us
about animals that they found in their house that weren't
supposed to be there. All that on today's Bobby Bones Show.

(01:19:23):
Go back. You probably if you're listening at this point
of the show, did not get to hear the early
part of the show. Well, boy, if you did, you
are a plus listener. The oh yeah, it's five hours
just sitting in there. Hey plus, Yeah, you get an award.
So go back search Bobby Bone Show wherever you listen
to your podcast, and if you listen on iHeartRadio, there
are a few options there, but I would suggest search

(01:19:43):
for Bobby Bones Show on demand. Amy, what's going on today?
I'm building my love episode my podcast this week. It's
gonna be all about love because well Valentine's Days on Friday,
so I'm gonna be finishing that. So it's ready to go.
What about you if therapy at one thirty? Oh nice?
And then in the opera tonight, so it should be
pretty good. Um, I'll go and get right in my

(01:20:05):
mind and then I'll go out and take that to
the stage. Yeah, it's a grand ol operative fact. Although
when I'm most right in my mind, I'm not the
most creative. Oh well, I don't feel that way, but
I tell my therapist that I'm going I don't want
to lose my edge. She's like, stop seeing that. I'm like,
but if i'm if I'm like healthy ish in my
mind and my emotions, I'm not able to create. She's like,
you've created this lane for yourself to walk down, and

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when you're not, it's a self filling prophecy because you've
already told yourself you're not creative. So thank you. All right,
we're done. Have a great day. Mister Bobby Bones on Instagram.
We'll see tomorrow by everybody, mister Bobby Bonus

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