Bobby On Women Taking ‘Flashing’ Pictures By His Parking Spot + The Craziest Things You’ve Seen While Driving + Mike D Would Leave The Show For Love

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, post show, pre show, I was looking at
my Instagram stories. Someone posted a picture of their Apple
Watch and it says, just trying to live that Fit
thirty three lifestyle, which is the new diet and lifestyle
that I've I'm living by the way, I haven't started.
I'm living it. I'm testing it on myself. Fit thirty

(00:20):
three's that picture. They have the Apple Watch, their calories,
got a baron fafitre calories a day. You only eat
for eight hours, but the first two hours only time
you can have sugar, and that's only natural sugar except
for one day, which you can have any kind of
sugar in the first two hours. So it's a whole life,
the lifestyle. You know, you can pick whatever day that is,
whatever its to do, as long as in the first
two hours you can't have on your free date and

(00:42):
whatever you want to call it. You can do whatever
you want. Listen, it's a lifestyle. Sometimes you lifestyle, it'll
live it perfectly. Yeah, that's true. So here's here's another one.
I just sent in. Look at my Instagram stores I've
been tagged in sometimes and this one is from Berkeley Grace. Okay,
she writes on her picture, she writes, listening to my
like fiftieth at the Bobby Cast. I still don't want

(01:03):
don't know what Napster is at mister Bobby Bones. Guess
that was before my time. Wow, Yeah, she's listening to younger.
She's listening to the Tanailtown's Bobby Cast. I sometimes will
play a playlist to discover something new and then go
back to my same three artists. But Napster was the
first streamer of music basically, and it was all free.

(01:25):
And because it was free, it was peer to peer,
meaning once one person got these songs, anybody could go
get the songs from them. You just download them for free.
There was nothing to pay for you just and it
was so stupid that we thought we were being jobbed.
Whenever they took it away from us, We're like, what
Metallica wants us to pay for music? I hate them. Yeah,
we loved it. The artist hated it because they're making

(01:45):
things and not making any money off of it. So,
but Napster was a big deal. It was just as
basically Apple music. I don't radio Spotify before that happened,
and you paid nothing for it for the music part
of it, and we would download them on our really
big computers, huge Peters, and you would just going like,
what's my letter tonight? Ll I'm telling every song that
starts a L period, it didn't matter the format. Yeah,

(02:07):
that was a whole thing. I hears somebody that got
fight ground or pete tattooed on their arm. This is
from Augwa Jardo thirty three. This is the girl from
yesterday you cried. I saw I'm watching Modern Love and
she posted on her Instagram. I can't believe I was
just crying on the air. So somebody posted a book
and fan until you don't. I'm just showing you. Guess

(02:28):
what I see on my Instagram stories is I'm going
through my day. But yeah, I can't pick up my
dog today. Util like four thirty or five from surgery.
I do talk about that later on, just to post
update you hear about that. But I just got a
note from the vet, so, um, that's the dual. I
was thinking about you. In this story, Amy, a mom

(02:50):
of three carves out a tiny mom cave underneath the
stairs and uses it to recharge. Now your mom cave
has been your closet. Yes, you just go sit in
the closet and yeah, think or cry. It's the only
place where you can. I have three doors between me
and there. I have my bedroom door and my bathroom door,
and then my closet door. There's a lot of doors
for people to get through to get to me. Each

(03:10):
one has a lock, so you know that's where I go.
That's just been about thirty bucks building her little moms spot.
Do you have a spot? I think a closet. It's
my closet. Do you have one from your kids? I
mean work is my like, oh, fair closet? And then
I walk the dog lunchbox. No, not really. I can
just stick the kid in this crib. So the living

(03:31):
room until he's mobile. It's wherever you wanted to do.
That's wherever I want it to be. It can't come
get me. Mine is just my house because I'm usually
going to get ten thousand miles an hour until I
get to my house, and I'm like, nope, nobody knows
where I live, nobody comes where I am all done
check out. So I do love my I do not
even my house my home. For the first time in

(03:52):
my life, like I feel like I I have a home. Yeah,
I get right, man, I go, I got my pictures up.
I do start to feel a little bit selfish at
all the picture there are pictures of me. It's your home, though.
You can do whatever you want, I know, but I
would rather not bet some of the kids. No, But
what I want is to have my own events to
put up. Those are coming, and a lot of them
are it's art stuff too, and like some kids at

(04:13):
Saint Judapean and stuff. I have that frame to put
up and but it's just a lot of just me
by myself and pictures too. It's like just me. I
can see that in the mirror once you find that
wife though, and the kids. Yeah, a lot of stuff
speaking to my house. We will be having a party
sometime in the next couple of a few weeks. We
had to move the date because Amy's doing something else

(04:36):
and I don't know the other day to solidified yet.
But so I'm gonna have a party one day. We're
looking to we don't know yet. We're still we're still
TBD in it. The one day we were TVD in it.
Amy can't do it. So we're TBD in on a
couple other days right now. But with that being said,
these are the worst things that you can do at
a party. Okay, this is we have this. Any of

(04:59):
these happened when you don't do it. Okay, let's see
number nine. Spill something done it? Oh I spilled it
at your party last year. Hey, but I sent zero
res to your house like the next day to clean it.
Sure did. You're welcome? They did zero and and they
didn't even charge me. I paid for it. They didn't
charge you because I paid for it and it was
a lot. Oh why'd you pay for it? Haven't? I

(05:21):
can deal with them. I don't know. I kind of
do too, I thought, But I got a bill. Oh
what did you spill wine? No, a whole plate of
food to go stop, like all the leftovers. And I
was taking a bunch home to the kids and my husband,
and it just went everywhere. Yeah, it's I heard that.

(05:44):
I remember hearing that. Um, I don't know you got
a bill for that. It's fine though, I spilled it
and I wanted to make sure it's clean. Interesting, Thank
you very much for that. You're welcome. It's not a
Christmas party, Okay, it's just well, I don't know, it's
if it's in late November, can that be? It's just
we're just gonna be all oliday party. Sure, Christmas, Thanksgiving
kind of a mixture of all the holidays. That'll be it.

(06:05):
That's the party. But can you have a Christmas party though?
Before December? First? I guess this is my question? No,
can you have a Christmas party before we have one? No? One, yes, Eddie.
If I have a party, can I call it a
Christmas party if it's before December? First? I want to
say no. I want to say no because it's just
we're not even in December yet. But if you're decorating
your house already, yeah, and my house will probably be

(06:26):
decorated by then, and people are busy, you know, like
December gets crazy, we're all gone. I feel like we
have the party and then we have a holiday party.
That's like, I'm not paying for both of them cost
me a ton of money already. Really can be that
big of a party. It's like ten people, did you
have food? Yeah? And have somebody come over and cook
the food? Okay, yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, I'm just

(06:48):
used to You're like a kid. It doesn't know how
much as parents still like five pounds of tahitas and listen,
we do like white elephant or something or something fun.
Do we have an activity like should we bond? I mean,
because isn't our new so going to be there? Yeah,
let's just talk. Okay, all right, walk play we can play,
we can't play whatever. But it's here's the thing with games.
I'm not mentioning any names. I have my eyes closed.

(07:10):
People always get mad. Play games and you're trading get
people always feel slided or mad. And I just I'm
not up for that in my life anymore. I have
no room for negativity. Don't give a crap. So Amy,
we can do whatever we want. You just tell me
you can be in charge of the games. Eyes are
now open. Okay, it's might d D is the one.

(07:30):
I mean, I'll be Yeah. I just think it could
be fun or a way to just really interact. We talk.
We talk all day along with each other. We don't
do always do games and we play like telestrations do
something like that. Oh, I'll figure it out. Which a gamble?
That's fun. We used to have some in between. He's

(07:53):
not allowed to do. What if I have gamble in
my house? I bring some slot machines. No, no, it's
like a black box like then we won't see Bobby
for like a month, you're hosting underground gambling. Hell, he's
gonna get rated yea, by the beads. We can think

(08:13):
think if some ideas. I'll let you be in charge
of that. I was thinking about having I would pay them,
but like having arts come over and play. But I
mean we want to sit around and watch music. I
would love that Dirks or something. No, I'm not gonna know.
I'm not gonna do it. Do that? Can you imagine? Okay?
I wouldn't ask anyone to do it? Okay, friendship, I

(08:33):
would pay them. What what if? What if we just
invited them? Can we put them and we do like
a round? George Straight now would that Christmas songs? Yeah?
But he's not gonna show up and play at my house.
You already had a no he wants I don't. I

(08:54):
wouldn't ask one of my friends to comfort free to
do it. So I would have to say, hey, I
will pay you to come and play if we're going
to do it, and I can't afford somebody like Brett Eldridge.
But you couldn't be like, hey man, we're having to
get together. You want to go, there's a guitar here
measurements exactly in the bag. That's who Aimy trying to
get last year. Yeah, and I got in trouble with it. Yeah,
because you don't you cannot bring it up. No, it's

(09:14):
not a thing. I don't even want to bring it
up lunch. Here's the thing about I was just trying
to do something special, like I wasn't looking at it,
and Brett is super nice. But yeah, I wouldn't want
to make it awkward or anything like that or whatever.
I wouldn't want. Also, it's not smart to put people
in predic comment where you feel like, okay, they did
that too, like we owe you or you owe and
like it can get sensitive. I realize that work, right,

(09:37):
And I would think sometimes I forget that line because
Brett is so nice and like we do see him
sometimes out of the show, and I know he's friends
with Bobby. Like I just thought, oh, it would be
fun to have him swing by sing one song. But
then yeah, I get how that wasn't. I shouldn't have
messed with that. I learned. Trust me, we're not going
back there. But how does it work? Like when you
get on Instagram and you see Blake Shelton hanging out

(09:57):
with like three other artists and they're just sitting around
a fire playing guitars. They're friends. They really are just
hanging out friends and their peers, and we can't be
friends with them. We can part. There are probably like
ten people I could say, hey, come over to the house. Hey,
why you're just your guitar, And that's what I'm talking about.
Garth is one of them. No, I mean maybe, but
probably not come. Yeah, no, they would come, but then

(10:22):
you couldn't be like playing music. You would just invite
them and again hopefully they would see a guitar and
then sure might cook. And then think about the new
guy he comes and he's like, well, Garth is like
the house. He's just gonna this is a perfect welcome
for him anyway. Whatever. Or we can play tellustrations or
we can or we can put on a CD. Yeah,

(10:46):
just talk um show up with that rsvping. It's one
of the other things you should. They say you shouldn't
do a party. Yeah, definitely, um talk politics too much,
don't do that, don't do that. Maybe guilt did it?
You're a little bit, get a little done. It's my house.
Oh yeah, but I'm saying, did you stay up last

(11:07):
night watching the gubatorial elections. Oh you did it? No?
Oh did you? Yeah? I was watching the two races
in Virginia, not Gubatorial. Um. And then I was watching
Kentucky governor and Mississippi governor. Oh that's Kentucky basketball. I
was up until late last night. I'm just dialed in
love it. Can't get enough of it. Um, be on
your phone all night at the party? Yeah, okay, make

(11:30):
note you guys. Do that. Bobby, No, Amy, what now
she can't hear? What show up early? Man? Lobby's like, no,
I only did that. Amy's like three times. We're like
still cleaning, trying to get stuff done. Bobby's here. I know,

(11:51):
I know, I'm consistent with who I am. I know.
Why can't you just let me be the happiest. But
what we should start doing is telling you the party
starts at six, but tell you six thirty. It's the
opposite of have to handle you guys. Yes, get too
drunk that Raymond, what alcohol do you want to my party?
Definitely the clause. I mean, it's just it's the easiest

(12:12):
thing for guys and girls to drink. Everybody likes it,
and it's just simple to ask for. It's not a
complicated drink. You just say, claw me a claw. It's
a week night, I'm allow me a claw. Yeah, it's
not a weekend like we'll have to work the next
day most likely, right, Well, then it won't be a ranger.
Be the last one to leave. That's me. Oh, yeah,
it's wrong. That is you a lot? It's me a
lot of the time. Yeah, Eddie, just lingers. I just

(12:34):
finished my drink and maybe get another one's underwear. Gotta
make myself at home. Ask for a food or drink
type that isn't already out. That's something you shouldn't do.
And then number one is show up sick. Oh, if
you have a cold, don't cut of my neighborhood. Don't
get any of a sick Uh. Teacher buys a fake
tuberculosis diagnosis online so we can take a longer vacation.

(12:56):
That's funny, I mean, it's not fun awful. Is not
to be messing, I know, but he paid sixty seven
dollars for a fake chest scan and a doctor's diagnosis
on the internet, both of which show you're suffering from
tb Oh my gosh. He then presented the documents to employers,
hoping he would convince them to approve a lengthier medical leave.
Only he never considered how serious his fake diagnosis was.
It's so contagious. The school was forced to pay for

(13:17):
the medical checkups of all of the English teachers students. Well,
that's not such just his to make sure they had,
you know, contracted the disease as luck or bad luck
would have it. Two of the students test to positive
for tuberculosis. Well so he there's some good that came
out of it. And yeah, yeah, the test show the
teacher never suffered from TB because it leaves physical marks

(13:40):
on the lungs forever which lunchboxes had it? Amy had it.
I had chest scans though my chest is clear. Yeah.
I had to take a pill for nine months every
day for nine months, couldn't drink. That's why I had
the knights swept. My skin test was inconclusive. And guys,
just so you know, the Potato man, he gave us
a shout out and said he was pulling up with
potatoes on Graham right now, right now, He'll bring him

(14:03):
up right now. I guess my wife called potato man again. Okay, yeah,
get him on him right now. Send me a text
and said, hey, potatoes six one five. Gave you guys
a shout out, and he said he was pulling up
with potatoes. Question mark. Yeah, call him up. I got
some money. I'll bought potatoes right now. I will eat
them today. Can he get his hands on a Let's
get him on the phone. Chicken sandwich and potatoes. Oh

(14:27):
my god, the world's great. Take my wallet. You gotta
popeye the chicken sandwich. I still don't have one of those. Um,
so you're trying to get him more Mundo m okay nine.
One supervisor has been fired after she didn't log a
shooting because she was distracted watching Netflix. And all that
comes down to is what show was it? Do they

(14:49):
even say what show? It wasn't the story movie? It
was a movie. Well the Netflix movies are okay, by
the way, I don't know that I would there, Okay,
I agree. What's the best Netflix movie? Is it? Bird Box?
I like bird Box? Oh? I forgot about that one.
I liked bird Box. Yeah, I was really good. One
of my friends the other night hit me up. I said, hey,
I'm thinking about watching a movie. Um I was like cool.

(15:11):
I recommended best in show to her because I love
those Christopher Guest movies and I was like, watch that
and then she goes, well, what do you think about
me watching bird Box? I said, that's a great movie
to watch two seventeen. So I love is such a
big thing. I don't know what it was it was
such a big part. Oh, he's on the phone on
the phone with us right now. You put them one? Hey,

(15:32):
all right, what's up? How are you doing? You're good?
All right, I'm pretty good. Did anybody hit you up
yesterday after hearing you on our show? Um about three
thousand people? And how'd you feel about that? Oh? Man,
oh man, y'all don't even know? Man, Look, I don't cloud,
I don't laugh, I don't jumped out, I don't did everything.
Man on the phone right now. Chef Ralph who also

(15:55):
known as the Potato man, um, so where are you
right now? Because I would love somebody. I want to
buy some potatoes right now? Ralph, I'm getting you know what,
let me see what's going on. I'm actually making some
fresh for tails and about to be on my way
to you right now. But okay, here's the thing, and
I'm listen I'm appreciative and I'm not talking about you
because I want anything for free, because we're gonna pay

(16:18):
for it. But also, like we leave here and like
the next twenty or thirty minutes or so, So, is
there any way you can be there? Okay? What kind
of potatoes you bringing? I'm bringing a variety. You guys
getting it all. You're getting the Philly cheese steak, You're
getting the chicken alfredough, You're getting the broccoli, chicken and cheese.
You're getting the honey goal. You're getting the caves and
ship and that honey goal. Guy, that's my favorite, is

(16:44):
the honey goal. So, Ralph, you you really got hit
up a like yesterday. Huh man, it was crazy. It
was it was it was like, I mean, everybody was
just hitting me with I heard zone. I heard me
talking about on the Bobby Bone so and I wish
you would come. I'm the Cali and I wish you
would come to Oklahoma, man, Like it's good. It's like

(17:06):
white man. Well, the thing about Ralph is I think
he really wants to try to go. Like tomorrow he'll
be in California and tomorrow and the next day he'll
be in Oklahoma. Yeah, you know what I've been telling everybody. Hey, man,
shutting a bin up, I will be all my work,
yeah right, set up? All right, that's interesting too. I
wonder if we should have Ralph the party of my
Christmas party. Potato I'm thinking, be good, that would be good. Okay,

(17:30):
So I'll let you get back to work and we'll
see him just so, all right on Instagram it he
sounds like he's running out the door. It's potato man,
Potato Mountain underscore. Okay. I saw you got a bunch
of Instagram followers too, like thousands up yesterday, man, like
like twenty two hundred since yesterday. Man, look at this

(17:52):
Potato Mountain underscore six one five. Okay. Yeah, we'll see
you in just a little bit, all right, man, all right,
see the letter, hey ryum texting? Give him a number
to call, so when you get here you have to
just wait outside, or you know, just give him somebody's number.
I'm excited about that, honey, gold what's it called. We're
getting them all. Look at them, all the chicken and
broccoli potato mountain underscores six one five. Oh. Here he

(18:15):
is all my new followers and existing followers. I want
you to tag a bibe Bone show Raimundo webgro more again,
Sisson Ramundo. I'm pulling up with potato mountains the whole show.
Gta quipped playing thanks against so much at bibe Bush.
I'm grateful and motivated. There you go. Huh, nice of them.
Love to help that guy out. Um. I don't know him,

(18:35):
but I do a lot potatoes, awesome lot potatoes. All right,
I think that's it. I have a story. But hackers
can control Alexa using lasers. It feels like I'm about
to do another LifeLock spot. I'm not. That's is really
a thing, because I do use LifeLock and it is
one of my endorsements because I've used them and had
but it's always like you always tell a crazy story

(18:56):
and then you're like, hey, listen, they're controlling everything smart speakers, Alexas,
TVs and looking at cameras too. It's like lifelog dot
com pass with keyword bones to get you know whatever.
But it's really just the thing because this is a story.
Without that, criminals can easily hack into smart homes by
shining a laser through your window and onto your Google
Home or Amazon Echo device or Alexa, Syria, Alexa, Google

(19:19):
or vulnerable to attacks that use lasers to inject inaudible
invisible commands. So whole thing's no, you still use those
what Alexa? Yeah? Use them? Yeah, my lives with it. Really. Yeah.
You have to call her every day, like, hey, will
you do this for me? What does she do except
play music? Play music, turn the lights on? Yah, set
my alarm, catch me up on the news of the day. Really,

(19:42):
I use her four or five six times. Yeah, you too, Amy, Yeah.
And my kids they use her for timers, like for
their homework or like sometimes I'll even tell Sashira, like, hey,
well you need to go do that, and you've got
five minutes to get it done. She goes, I already
set the Alexa timer like she's already ahead of it,
and Alexa tells She's like, Alexa already told me. I'm like,
thank you, Alexa, thank you. Yeah. I mean Syria all

(20:05):
the time to count my calendar. Um a lot, probably
too much, too much, but whatever, Um that's the deal.
I think that's it. I was gonna do some velvet
edg clips with Kelly hendersonbody who. They're pulling some of
it because of the some stuff that not bad stuff,
but she had Jason, she still does and it's it
up at all Right now, she put up a podcast

(20:27):
called Velvet's Edge and Jason alde And and and Brittany were
on there. But then again, I guess they didn't like
what they talked about. Right, Interesting, I guess if you
already downloaded the episode, you already have it. That's why
she should subscribe to things like the Bobby Cast Kater
right away, because if we pull it back, you don't.
We don't pull it back, you just have it. I
didn't realize that. Yeah, that's a good point. So um,

(20:49):
all right, there you go. Thank you guys. Here is
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(21:12):
We're here. Let's see what's happening with everybody as we
do our segment, what's the HAPs a, what's the heck? Amy,
what's happening with you? So a lot of times my
dad living here now and he doesn't have a car,
and he sends me like lists of things I can
pick up for a mint Walgreens or Target and stuff
he needs a lot of times it's prescriptions, medical things.
And then he's like, hey, can you grab me some

(21:34):
axe body spray that has never been on the list.
Does the Senior Center have a store? No? Wow, no store? Okay,
so they don't have axe body spray. They don't have. No.
You all of your stuff comes, just like if you
were to live at home the future apartment, you gotta
figure it out for yourself. So I get a lot
of the stuff for him, and I was like, interesting,

(21:56):
now that he's lived there like a month, to meet
in the ladies hanging now, I guess he wants to
start smelling good. I don't know. Did you ask him
why he wanted it? I mean, no, it's awkward, but
I assume it's because he's like going on dates in
the in there. We don't call it a facility in
his apartment. Maybe he meets them downstairs or some TV.

(22:19):
You know, good for him want to smell good. I
know he's only thinking of a player. Huh. He's just
always I cannot describe it. I don't understand because it's
like my dad, but like he has never had a
problem getting girls to like him or people to like him.
He's a people person. He's just really good, good conversation

(22:40):
and for whatever reason, women too, real good. So yeah,
real good. Yeah. He has a couple of girlfriends, or
at least that he hangs out with a little bit.
So well, I don't know. I wouldn't call him girlfriends,
but you know, we joke because he likes to say
he's one of the youngest ones there. The other men,
it's not a lot of competition because they're like ninety yeah,

(23:02):
and he's seventy eight. Oh he's a young one there, right,
what's what's up with you? Well, I'm debating if I
should be mask guy on airplanes. Oh yeah, my dad is. Yeah,
but your dad's almost eighty but in me six. So
we have to watch that. We're flying with him in

(23:23):
a couple of weeks. And I just bought masks. I
have extra. Well I have some too. Okay, it's just
weird because then everybody runs from you. I'm not trying
to everybody run from me. I would just like to
not an Airplanes are just a tube of germs. Yeah,
you're just trapping with them, and I don't want people
don't think I'm sick and it's up to keep people
from sitting away from me. It's just I don't want

(23:43):
to breathe in all all of those germy toxins. But
you kind of commit when you become mask guy. Do
I write a message on it, like not sick on
your face, say it's not me, it's you. People love
that because you're not wearing it because you're sick. You
doesn't want to get what everybody else has. What do

(24:05):
you think about me being mask guy? I mean I
wish it was more common than not, because I would
be mask girl with you. You should do it, just
try it out. But you've always wanted to meet your
future woman, girlfriend, wife, whatever on an airplane. Oh you
don't think that's one single on it? Oh yeah, I

(24:26):
just turned it into a whole dating thing. I just
feel like you're limiting your options when you become mask guy.
But you've got to stay healthy. I just write HMU
on it. M hit me up. Oh no, nobody knew that.
Morgan number two who started laughing. I'm at HMU LMK,
and then I put my my screen name let me know,

(24:47):
thank you very much of that one. Mask Guy. Yes,
or no Amy, Yeah, lunchbox, No, it's embarrassing, Eddie. Don't
do that, man, Oh wow, get a lot of nose. Wow. Okay, guys,
I think I made face gets hot too though, you
know that mask the whole time. I think I may
do it. Though I get a head back out tonight
and head to Portland. But I think can do it. Okay,

(25:08):
you're onto something with the messages though, yeah, yeah, keep them,
keep them going, different messages every time. Okay, what's the hash?
Lunch Amy brought us a story about no spend November,
So I am trying to participate in no spend November
cutting things out of my life. The lottery has been
given up for the month of November because hey, you

(25:30):
said you're not supposed to spend money in November, so
that's one of the things I spend money on. So
no lottery tickets and some other things. Just trying to
cut it out and see if I save a lot
of money. Like Amy says, longer than lent the time
November days. Yeah, I don't know how many days are
in a gift to give up for forty days forty nights.
Masth did not do so hot there, that's what's going

(25:52):
on with me? Though? Yeah, the idiot team takes one
there that made mean I a what's the hash? Eddie?
What happened? Speaking of idiots, I'm I'm an idiot. I'm
gonna do it yourself kind of guy. And I was
trying to replace my front screen door a glass door,
and I went to the store bought a new one.
I installed it. It took me a whole day to

(26:13):
install it. Once I was done, I put it on backwards.
You guys, it took me a whole day. Now that
whatever I'm looking at from the inside that should be
on the outside. But you know what, it's too late.
I'm not going to change it. It was a whole
day of work, so hopefully nobody notices. But what what
was so hard about it? I have to drill holes
in the wall every hinge. You gotta drill holes. You

(26:33):
gotta balance it, make sure balancing, and it's gotta click
right the whole thing. It took a long time and
I messed it up right. For whatever reason, I just
don't picture Eddie as a do it yourself kind of guy.
Oh guys, I look so cool. I put a pencil
on my ear and my kids think I'm legit. They're like,
why do you have a pencil in ear He's like,
you gotta get me to do it yourself kind of person.
Until you do yourself a few times and you learn

(26:53):
how to do it, you're never anything until you get
going and do it wrong a few times. I learned
around the house and you can just you too anything.
Oh that's true, to figure it out. The Pilgrims they
couldn't do that. They could not. We can. All right,
that's what's the HAPs. Hey, what's the hack. Let's get
start with the Wednesday show, which, by the way, let
me remind her buddy. On Friday is the big CMA

(27:13):
challenge in the studio, Morgan number one versus Eddie for
her CMA Award CMA Olympics on Friday Morning Show. If
Eddie wins, he keeps his trophy. If he loses, he
has to give it to Morgan number once. You get
to keep my own trophy, that's right, But yeah, but
you promised it to her when we won the award.
Yes Friday show. Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast highlight
segment of the day. Yesterday, I facetimed in with some

(27:35):
teachers who were teaching in Sacramento during the class, and
so I was kind of on with them, just kind
of talking to the class, and they were asking me
questions about the show. They said, tell you hi, Hi,
and they said, hey, who are you taking to the
CMA Awards, which I don't have an answer yet. I
think they were one of some behind the scenes, you know, gossip,
Oh for sure. And I would have told them. I

(27:55):
told him some other gossip, but I didn't tell him.
And they were like, you're taking a date, are you?
I said, well, who do you think I should take?
And this is their their words, and if I needed
to get them on the phone, I could, although it's
really early there. They said, well, they love you Amy.
They said, well, here's the thing with Amy, she already
now has elevated and gets to do a bunch of
cool things already that are like we love her, but

(28:17):
you don't need to take her. She gets to do
all kinds of stuff. And they're like, has she been
with you before? I see, yeah, yeah, you pass on Amy.
And then they said, whoa, You don't want to take
a dude? They said that yeah. I was like, all right,
They said you should take Morgan number two that was there.
That's their wish. I don't know if that's going to happen,
but I do love the teachers of America. Yeah. Amy

(28:40):
was lecturing me out and we won't say any specific
but she's like, you should take your ex girlfriend. I
won't say much one. It's not exactly how I said
it at all. Can you imagine? Okay, what without anybody
knowing any context around that? That sounds really random and weird,
but it's actually not, and it's not. It's not it's not,
but it's just obviously so like people don't know, we're

(29:04):
not saying anything. Never mind, why'd you even bring that up?
That's what I do here on this show. I know,
we just bring it up. Morgan number two on the
draft yesterday with her vegetables of potatoes, carrots and lettuce. Yeah,
and she's one one away from the championship. Amy finished
last you will not play next. Best business best advertising
slogans is tomorrow love it. Oh that's a good one. Yeah,

(29:26):
and the first pick will be Raymondo. Yeah. Well you
think you had to go with right now? You don't
have to commit to it, but if you had to
go right now, I might go political, which what make
America grading? I didn't even think about that do it
has been such a big slogan. It's been a huge Yeah.
I mean it doesn't mean Wow, Raymond, I'm gonna tell you.

(29:49):
That didn't bother on my head. I know. I was like,
give me a break. I was like, I'm loving it right.
I was all those run for the border. Wow. I see.
Sometimes you guys amazing me. I didn't even think about
that one. Look at you? Okay, Well tomorrow, Oh, I'm
not miked. Just wrote a note upon the wall because

(30:11):
I have these screens in front of me, and so
if I'm talking about something and that mostly if it's
I miss a point, he'll be like, hey, you messed up.
And he wrote potential Bobby CMA dates as the next draft.
Oh nice, that's funny. What am I gonna do that one?
But that's pretty funny. The Bobby Bones Show. Raymundo's got
the news here on Wednesday. What you got mud Popeyes

(30:32):
says that be patient. They've ordered more supplies of chicken sandwiches.
Some locations are temporarily out. In other news, they continue
to battle wildfers in California. You just go to Red
Cross stout order to help out. And finally, Bank of
America is hiking the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hour.
Did you see the picture of the woman who had

(30:53):
her eyeballs tattooed? No? And I guess it's a thing.
But then they're all surprised when they go blind afterwards,
like do you mess with your eyes? Right? Why would
you even risk that? Amy? I'll tell you people by
the way, it looks cool, does it? Yeah? What color
is it? Blue on the outside like gold in the middle.
It does look cool. I would never do it because
it's your eyes, the only the onset of eyes. You

(31:14):
need those. So she's twenty four years old. She spent
over thirty seven thousand dollars in body modifications. Oh wow,
she tattooed her eyeballs blue. Do you want to see
a picture? Because again, don't do it. But it looks
pretty cool, but don't do it. Her name is Amber Luke.
She underwent an excruciating and dangerous forty minute procedure to
transform her eyes. So all the white part of your

(31:36):
eye is now dyed blue and very pretty blue. Yeah,
but she's got a lot happening on her face. Tattoos
all over her face. It's hot. Yeah, she's very pretty.
She calls herself the blue eye of white Dragon. Oh wow.
She first developed her bizarre fascination with extreme modifications at
age sixteen, and said the eyeball job was the most

(31:56):
dangerous procedure she has done to date. Which, by the way,
if you get your eye, don't you get one of
them done first. See how that works out before you
do your second one. Because that one doesn't work out
and it goes blind, at least you still got the
other one. True, You gotta don't go rolling in there
with two eyes going all right, let's do what happens. Anyway,
she went blind for three weeks. Her vision is starting
to come back. Okay, good, But I don't know what

(32:18):
I'd been messing with the eyeball No way, that was
pretty brutal. She's hopes to fully cover a body with
tattoos by March twenty twenty. Any more tattoos for you.
I do want to get a third I still I
just haven't done it, and still I don't have like
where I want it and how I want it. Low
Cash said, they're going to be drawing me a tattoo
and I did see them at a work event like

(32:39):
two weeks ago, and they showed me some sketches they've
already done or they did right, they're on the fly
um on A napkin said he had already done. What
are they drawn? Eagles saved in his phone. I got
a few. I've been waiting to get another one too.
I know what I wanted to say, I'll fly away,
but I just don't know. This girl got her tongue split? Girl,

(33:00):
Are you thinking about that another body modification? Make Nope,
I don't want to do that either. I don't want
to mess with Like what what was happening with your
parents with a young age to make you want to
do all of this? Because we all come from weird, odd,
different circumstances. I just wonder what happened with her to
make her want to do all of this. Something, there's
something in that. I just want to give her a
big hug and say it's okay. Hmm. You don't want

(33:23):
to keep doing that? You had to keep doing this.
You're loved, You're loved. How do they keep her eyeball open?
Even do that the whole time? Because you would blink?
I mean, you have to sedate them. Maybe I don't know.
I didn't say she was going under anyway, I though.
We'll put it up if you want to see it
on our Facebook page at Bobbybones dot com. Go to
our Facebook page Bobby Bone. So time to play another
round of the sixty seconds Showdown on the phone with

(33:44):
us is Michelle and West Virginia. Hi, Michelle, how are you? Hi?
I'm good? How are you real good? We have three
categories that you can choose from. You can choose from
Category one Bible trivia okay, Category two Disney Movies, A
Category three the Bobby Bone Show. So those are your

(34:10):
three categories. You'll get ten questions. If you can answer
all ten of them in sixty seconds, I will pay
you one hundred dollars in my own money. Which category
would you like, Michelle? I'll go with the Bobby Bone Show. Wow? Wow, Wow.
No one has successfully scaled this mountain before. Everyone says
they can after the show's over, but no one's done

(34:30):
it yet. Are you ready to play? I'm ready? Sixty
seconds on the clock. The clock starts at the end
of the first question. Here we go. What is this segment?
We do every morning around fifty five after the hour?
Oh Pat, what is my favorite baseball team? The cub Correct?

(35:00):
How many kids in total does Eddie have right now
at his house? Um? Four? Correct? The guys on the
show have a podcast what's it called um Sports? Oh Pa?
What movie in two thousand and nine did I have
a role in? Oh Pass? I revealed in my first

(35:23):
book that I paid for billboards in town that said
what um? Oh fire him or um uh boo? I
don't know how old is Amy's son Stevenson incorrect? Nine? Oh?

(35:47):
He's recently nine? To be fair, yeah, didn't do so hot.
I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
missed that first one. Um. I revealed in my first
book that I paid for billboards it said go away
Bobby Bones? Right? What's like? Do we do it? Fifty
five after every morning? Tell me something good? My favorite
baseball teams? How many kids do that? He have? Right now?
For what movie from two thousand and nine? Did have

(36:09):
a small role in? Band Slam? The guys on the
show I have a podcast what's it called Losers? How
old is Amy's son Stevenson? Nine? Who did I recently
do a cowboy photo shoot with to raise money for charity.
Ron Ronnie Dunne correct from Brooks and Dunne. And what
was the name of the Raging Idiot's first album? Hm,
come on, Amy, Amy would have missed one in the

(36:31):
handy Morning of the Bow. Hold on, um, well, y'all.
It was was Raging Kittiot's first No. No, it was
called the critics give it five stars. Oh yeah, that's right.
That was such a good title. Are you good? Thank you?
I just not people would see it and be like, oh, um,
you didn't win, Michelle. You know I like you, but
you didn't. You just you didn't do that good. That's okay.

(36:54):
It was awesome to call in. I agree. I actually
thought I would actually get in that attitude. I love
that attitude. I can just see the tweets. So now
I would have nailed that category like fifty five every
hour tell me something good? Now, do you think back
and go? Man, I should have got that one at least. Yeah, yeah, alright, hey,

(37:15):
thank you very much. I hope you have an awesome day.
Thank you, thank you. She is in West Virginia, elitist
for Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two thirty six Skinny
Carly Pearce will drop her self titled album on Valentine's
Day in twenty twenty. She shared the news on social
media scenes so much has happened to her in the

(37:36):
last few years. She grew up, fell in love, and
found Carly fully for the first time ever. Dolly Parton
shared a new trailer for her upcoming Netflix series called
Dolly Parton's Heartstrings. All the shows are inspired by the
music of Dolly and it comes out November twenty second.
Songs that I've written, their stories of my life, every tribe,

(37:56):
every struggle, every small ver sorr. It's the melody of
my memories. It's to sound my heartstrings. Luke Comes shared
in a recent interview that he actually wanted to be
a homicide detective. He says it interested him because it's
a puzzle that has no pieces, so you have to

(38:16):
make the pieces, input it all together. I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny. It's time for the good news, Bobby. So,
a nurse adopted a man with autism so he can
have a heart transplant. Her name is Laurie Wood and
they say, so you have the ultimate display compassion by
adopting a patient. So he could have life saving surgery.

(38:38):
Two days after they met, Jonathan Pinkard, who's twenty seven
has autism, was in the ICU at Piedmont Newon Hospital
with a terminal heart condition. He needed a transplant to
save his life, but his mom was in rehab, so
we had no support system. And without being able to
be taken care of, you can't be put on the list. Okay,
they can't put you through surgery if there's no one
the other side have to take care of you. Wow.

(39:01):
So he needed someone to sign off, and so for
four months he was in another hospital. Then he met
this nurse and she was like, hey, can I adopt
him and be his guardian? And he said yes, they
said yes, And now she's also been teaching him different
life skills kind of on the other side of it
as well. Wow, like completely change this guy's life. So

(39:23):
that's what it's and people are also, you know we
talk about go fund mes are donating to help him
pay the bills for his heart transplant too. Oh wow,
it's like a multiple tell me something good. This Laurie
would this nurse that is crazy. That's I mean, she's
like a real life angel, yes, and a lot of
people could do that. She could only go through walls

(39:44):
and she'd be a full angel. Maybe she can't. Yeah, anyway,
that's what it's all about. Right there. That was tell
me something good today. This story comes to us from Wilson,
North Carolina. Police were in a high speed chase with
a suspect when this guy that is a fake. Cops
saw it, it's like, hey, I'm gonna jump in that chase.
First starts chasing him, pins in the suspect. What he

(40:07):
actually does the job of the cops. Pins in the
suspect gets out with his gun and he handcuffs the
driver and then he drives off and cops are like,
what in the world. A couple days later, they track
him down. He's not a sworn officer of the wall,
but he had gun, had a gun in, some handcuffs
and lights and the skills and the tactics to pin

(40:28):
in someone on the run, and he got him out
and searched him like he did the pat down everything,
got him in handcuffs and then he just drove away.
So what happens with him when they catch the guy?
A well, the suspect was arrested and then this guy
was arrested for impersonating an officer, but a little bit
of the elbow and I'm going, hey, thanks man, I
appreciate that. We'll take it easy on you. They should

(40:49):
recruit him. He seems pretty good at it, Spider Man does.
He just shows up and dust stuff, right, he leaves
all right there, he goes, I'm munchboxed out your bone
head story of the day, and he missed the bombing
ball this that's right. My dog has surgery today. Oh

(41:12):
big days, like three surgeries right during the show. Yeah,
in like an hour, he goes into surgery. So he's
getting his eye fixed because he had an eyelid that
kind of grew up. It's called cherry eye, and they
would have fixed it already, but one they wanted the
other eye to grow up because apparently both eyes happen
at the same time with bulldogs. But it didn't. So
they're gonna fix that. They're gonna new to him. They're

(41:32):
going to do his um. He's got a breathing issue.
Here's the thing without my dog too. He started choking
last night and he couldn't breathe. He was choking on
his own throw up. What he has so many health
problems and then he has a weener thing. So he's
gonna it's like three and a half surgeries happening today.
Bad day for him, So he's gonna come out. He
goes in, I'm gonna come out every part of I

(41:54):
was gonna be coned. His head yea below his ways. No,
it's funny. Yeah, pretty heavy day for the dog today,
but he needs to get them all done at once,
and I don't want to put him under any more
than one time, which is why we waited on everything. Right.
If that's like, you want to get his eye fixed,
wait till you get him new to you want to
get his nose is breathing fixed. Bulldogs are a lot
of work. Yeah, and I didn't believe anybody because it's

(42:16):
just so cute. They were just like a bulldogs are
a lot And then I'm like, yeah, everything's a lot.
Well I got involved with this one today. We'll see
how it goes. But yeah, it's gonna be he's gonna
have and I feel bad for him. They have to
wear the cone. I like the cone. It looks funny. No, no,
it just keeps my dog like chill. Yesterday. I mean,

(42:38):
I we're talking about dogs, and and he was like,
you know, with my dog, I give it back, I'd
be fine, Oh wow, not give it back. But if
if we had to give her find a loving home
for her, which we provided a loving home for her,
we rescued her. But if we needed to because of
schedules and just time and commitment to a dog, like
it would be okay. I think our house would keep
running smoothly. We're just not there yet. The question was

(43:02):
was her dog I remember the family yet? She said, well,
I've got new family that we're making. Remember the family.
So the dog, it's been tough. Yeah, it's been really
tough because some days we love her and then some
days she's just a lot to where I'm like, calm down,
like I don't I don't understand you, because like we've
trained her, she's crazy. But then other times she's really

(43:22):
cuddly and loved, lovable, and she's almost human like where
my dog is the only other person in my family right,
so as much of a pain in the butt as
he is, he's also eight months old and just super puppy.
Your dog's how old? I think she's too? Yeah, so
she's still puppy ish, and I don't know when that.
I mean, she's a labor doodle, so I think she's
gonna have a lot of energy for a long time.

(43:43):
Well might I'll go into surgery today. I'll let you
guys know tomorrow the next day out, I can tell
that's gonna go Tomorrow. Tomorrow's gonna be like, well he
came out, he's sore, he's just laying around. But next
week I'll have a better idea what's going on with her?
And boy, it ain't cheap. No, think you got like
the most goodtensive medical build dog on the planet. If

(44:03):
I was getting attacked by a crocodile and you saw it,
would you jump in and try to beat up the
crocodile or just run away and try to get help.
I feel like I feel like I would have to
try to beat up the crocodile because if I leave you,
you're gonna get eaten. This girl, Rebecca, who's an eleven
year old girl, is being held as a hero for
saving her nine year old friend from the jaws of
a crocodile by running, jumping on it, and then galaging

(44:26):
the crocodile's eyes out. Yes, would you do that? You
think you don't know until it happens. Would you think
you go in it the crocodiles with me? I really
feel like I would if I ran. I couldn't leave you,
knowing that if I came back, you'd be gone. I
feel the same way about you. Thank you. I hope so.

(44:47):
But that's a risk. But shouldn't you? Can the CaCO
get both of you? Do you? Don't? I punch it
between the eyeballs? Or is that a shark? That's a shark?
I think that's on Looney Tunes. Or I'll get its
tail you drop an anvil on its head? Wait, wait, wait, yeah,
I saw that story eleven year olds heaved nine year
old by jumping on the crocodile's head and taking her
fingers and shoving into the crocodiles eyeballs. So now we

(45:08):
know what to do. Yeah, the crocodile's gonna be like,
what's happening here? I'm trying to give me a snack. Yeah,
there you go, Bobby Bone. So do you have any
decorations up for Christmas? Yet? Not yet, but I'm about too.
What you mean, Well, it's on my list to get done,
Like I feel like I need to get done in
the next week. How do you feel about decorating for
Christmas early? It's fine. Whatever makes you happy, and Christmas

(45:30):
makes me happy. Decorating your home for Christmas months before
the holiday can make you a happier person. See decking
the halls early as a spirit booster because it tends
a trigger pleasant childhood memories and makes folks feel more social.
Love that what are you going to do at your house?
We're putting up a tree, lights, We're doing all kinds

(45:50):
of things. We're going more out this year than we've
ever gone because I'm hosting Thanksgiving at my house with
my family and my husband's family. So I feel like
I need it needs a look good for Christmas. You
don't want to pilgrim it up. He's gonna go ahead
and jump straight to Christmas. No I don't. I don't
have time to do two different themes run straight Christmas.

(46:11):
I'm going to use your person to get my house decorated.
Oh yeah, I've never had my house decorated for Christmas.
But I feel like I can't be the guy in
the neighborhood that doesn't Christmas up his house. A bit
of Christmas time peer pressure, but that's Okay, I should
be peer pressure in you're in a neighborhood where you
you probably should or you're definitely the grinch. I don't
want to be the grinch. You can't be. And I'll

(46:32):
probably be home for Christmas this year, okay, just because
my dog. So are we and we're normally never here
Christmas Day. We're always in Colorado. We're just going after
So what are you? Are you coming over? Well? Tbd? Amy,
it's only November six tv D. You just said you're
going to be here and you don't have it. I
know you don't have any plans yet. You can bring

(46:54):
a date. Can you imagine I show up to Amy's.
I don't even have a date. Like, I'm trying to
find a date for next Wednesday, Cmas, and Amy's like
bringing day to Christmas? What about Thanksgiving? Do you have plans?
I have no plans yet except I have two days
of American Idol and I'm gonna get through this. I
have a Luke Hombs I have to go to New
York for that for his album release, and then they
have oh you know what I'm doing? That's kind of sneaky.

(47:14):
What so since I'm hosting Thanksgiving, and I'm the youngest child,
Like I don't host my sister. She's the older sister.
She hosts. And when my dad, when he could cook
a lot, he would like my family. I'm not the host,
but I'm hosting. And you know Drake White's wife, she
has like a catering thing. Yeah, and she posted on
Instagram that she has all these like everything but the

(47:35):
turkey like items like side dishes you can just order,
So I dm were on Instagram and I'm play with
order and then you just pick it up and it
looks all awesome and done, and I mean, I mean
the best I'm the hostess with the mosis isn't look
I did all this stuff. My family's gonna be so impressed,
because that's normally not me to have it all done.
But I'm oh, put powder on my face, put an

(47:58):
apron on, and flower everywhere, make a mess in the kitchen.
We'll be like, welcome, Welcome to my home. You get
to the extra work to make a mess in the
kitchen because you didn't do the work to do the food.
But it's gonna taste so good because a lot of
times I try to alter and make it like super healthy.
And then last time I think I had people over,
like three bites got taken. Yeah, that was kind of
a disaster because it was all everything's made of beans.

(48:21):
Oh yeah, like alternative like vegetables are blinded to care.
If you just were like, no one normal food have added,
everybody would be like, oh great. One of my nephews
was like, what is this and I was like, oh so,
I mean that's my plan. Yeah, I'm having a dinner
at my house for everybody when as soon as our
new producer gets here next week, and so we're gonna

(48:42):
have a big dinner. But I've had to order a
bunch of stuff like that too because I'm not going
to cook it. So I just set up food and
and do that. You even told about that yet? Oh no,
maybe I haven't. I've only heard what you've said about
it that I haven't been given anything official. Well that'll
be happening too. I'll maybe it hit Drake Whites my fok.
I'm like already headed to milk and it's like milk
and honey or something. They talk about how all the

(49:06):
genes that were born with they could actually dictate the
quality of our marriage. So genetically you're all well, mostly
predisposed to these hormones that could make your marriage happier
or not. Oh how you feel about that? I think
just in life, you're sort of predisposed sometimes to be everything,
being happier or not in any relations even your body size.

(49:27):
It's genetic mostly like you can influence it a little bit.
But yeah, we're so just based on our genetics. But
they say the different gene makeup can alter the way
you feel. If you have love deficits, it could one
your genes to blame why you're unable to feel love
or give love. Do you have a love deficit? Don't
you think? I mean seriously, I'm not. I don't think

(49:49):
I have a deficit. I think I just it's shown
in different ways. Okay, Yeah, that's why if you have
trouble with love, it's important to work on it with
therapy and outside assistance. Look at Geo rock Star. I'm
definitely in that. I've cannonballed back into therapy pretty hard.
The authors say these results show that genes can truly
impact the way people feel and behave in relationships, but
just in anything, like if you can kind of figure

(50:10):
out why your body's doing certain things you can lead
it to be in positive places, not just with love,
but if you know yourself, you kind of know when
you're not in your most prime place too, and how
to get there. Like you know, I'll give you an example.
Whenever you're it's your time of the month, when you
know it's your time of the month coming, you actually
handle you go, oh, this is happening the way I'm feeling.

(50:32):
I'm gonna go and tell myself ahead of time and
talking myself through it right. Sometimes people with medication right exactly,
I know that sometimes I need to go just be
alone and breathe through it and then I can come
out better. But I have to be aware. Just use
that as excuse. It's gonna be in a fight. Bear,
it's my genes. I've been pretty disposed of this fight.

(50:52):
So you're Samy's pile of stories. So you can get
three thousand, three hundred dollars for getting the flu on purpose,
but you'd have to participate in a study, and it's
going down in Baltimore Saint Louis Durham. They're taking about
eighty volunteers. And yeah, you get infected with the flu

(51:14):
and you'll get three thousand dollars. They just want to
monitor your symptoms. I do that. You get a little
nasal spray, though, but it's three thousand dollars. You'll get
over the flu and they're taking care of you. Okay.
So they give you this little nasal spray, you stick
it up your nose, you get the flu in the
nasal spray. You infect yourself that way, and then you
sit back and see what happens, Bama day. What happens

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is coming out of a lot of holes and you
feel terrible, but then you get better and you have
three thousand dollars. Oh do you feel like you're gonna
die something? Yeah? I know. Ooh interesting. Would you do it? Amy? Yes? Yeah,
me too. I didn't think twice about it. Yeah, Eddie,
I've had the flu one time and it was really
really bad. So you mean this is flu flu flu flu,

(51:56):
and it was terrible. I mean it lasted two days.
I felt like I was going to die, Bobby, especially
if you have an event coming up there is one
virus away from your goal weight. Yeah. I thought you
were going to say that's why I shouldn't do it,
But yes, you're saying I should do it, and lose
a bunch of web. That is really one of the
cool things about getting sick, all that bloated out lunchbox.

(52:18):
Three thousand dollars for flu absolutely wow. I mean I
can take a little pain for three three days. Yeah,
and then the flu goes away and they take care
of you. That's the big part. They take care of you. Yeah,
I would do that. How do you sign up? Um?
Let me. I mean it's just like you go volunteer.
Didn't you do one of those studies once? Yeah, for
my wisdom teeth. I got paid to have them out
because I didn't have dental insurance. So I I was young.

(52:41):
I was right out of college, my first job, and
I need to get my wisdom teeth out, and so
I signed up for a study. Did you get the
medicine or the placebo? I got the medicine good for
you at least I think, and most of the placebo
just worked really well on me. But yeah, we all
had surgery at the same time, and then there was
a bunch of people when we were all in recliners
in the same room and they were medicating us. See fun,
what else you get? So sixty one percent and people

(53:03):
say that they have zero plans to shop in person
on Black Friday, which Black Friday used to be so huge,
but now tons of people are going to be staying
home because stores are too busy. Online shopping is easier
and the cheaper prices are not worth the hassle. I
don't go shopping anywhere anymore unless it's for clothes that
you have to see if they fit, and even then
I get most of them sent to me just click,

(53:25):
click click. I wouldn't gas people being nuts sharking. I
wouldn't go anywhere. You know, there's companies that will come
fill your car up with gas, like Uber. It's an app.
I saw some celebrities using it and I was like,
it's for us. But there is an app and they
you need gas, you put it in there and they
come fill your car up. It's like Uber for gas.
How much of the shopping will you do online for Christmas?

(53:46):
Go a lot of inn nine point nine? Maybe I
have to do the guess I should requite grab somebody's
out there. If I didn't remember. Other than that, yeah,
I'm pretty clear, okay. And then lastly, since we're talking
about Christmas and shopping in presence, heads up, if you
wrap your presence poorly, then you give people like this
idea in their head that the gift isn't that great,
and then they open it up and it actually is

(54:09):
and they like it more. So, do a bad job
wrapping your presence because people will like the gift inside more.
I'm a bad rapper, yeah, And people set themselves up
for disappointment on what's inside, and then it's actually a
good gift and they like it even more. That's like
when I day girls. They see me on the outside
and they're like skinny, nerdy, but then when they seem
my heart, they love the gift. They're like, Wow, this
is the greatest relationship ever. How's that going. By the way,

(54:31):
he's still single, terrible, still single. Okay, I'm Amy. That's
my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time
for the good news. Darling Quinn is sixty years old.
She works at FedEx. About three months ago her car

(54:51):
broke down and she lives six miles from work, and
she's like, still gotta go to work. She'd walk six
miles to work and walk six miles back. Didn't tell anybody.
Then she's walking home one day and one of her
co worker season and says, hey, you want to ride,
and on the way home starts talking. She's like, yeah,
my car broke down three months ago. So the co
worker goes back to his employee says, hey, we need
to start a go fund me page. Within a week,

(55:14):
all the employees at FedEx donated enough money got her
a new car. Wow, that's awesome. I bet she's like, man,
how did that happen? Yeah, that's crazy. That's what's all about.
That was tell me something good? Did your buddy? And
he missed the Bobby. This is a Bobby show. That's

(55:36):
right now. Right over to Amy with the Morning Corny.
Here we go, Morning Corny. What did the turkey say
to the computer? What did the turkey say to the computer? Google? Google? Google?
Go down? All right? You win? All right? There it is?

(56:01):
That was the Morning Corning. Driving down the road, I
see a woman eating soup and I was like, is
that for real? And it was. We stopped and she
was eating soup. Can't eat soup and drives? Do I
need to put that into legislation somewhere now? Was a
can't text and drive? Yeah? No soup? No? And how
I would spill that everywhere too, Richard in Texas. You're

(56:24):
on the Bobby Bone Show. Richard, what's going on? Dude? Hey,
how's it going? Pretty good? Man? What'd you see? All right? So? Um,
I didn't assert it to actually see it. So I
worked for fire service and we responded to an eighteen
wheeler to crash because the guy was actually trying to
wash this here while he was driving an eighteen wheeler. Wow, wow,

(56:46):
double one washhare to eighteen wheeler. Yeah yeah yeah on
top of it all, I was an eighteen healer amys
how yeah? Oh so now, the best I can tell
is he was either using a shower tap of some
time or something so like containing, I'm not one hundred

(57:07):
percent sure. Well we got there, his hair was actually
still wet and actually was still kind of sudgy, and
he went off the road. Yeah. Was anybody hurt? No?
Then it's hilarious. Yeah wow. If not, that sucks. If
you're driving a big old truck, it could really hurt
someone and you're washing your hair. Yeah, you're trying to

(57:27):
get the problems. Where are you driving eighteen wheel or two?
The formal Sometimes you have to get a load to
a destination on time and you need to wash your hair, Richard.
I appreciate that. Man, Thank you for the car. All right, man,
see you later. Let me go to Lois in Ohio.
We're talking about driving on the road. You look over
in somebody's car and they're doing something they probably shouldn't

(57:47):
be doing on their car. What did you see one
blow drying their hair? They must have had an adapter
in their car. I'm like, what in the world is
that lady doing? Ess actually awesome? Do they have electric
blow dryers maybe that you don't have to plug in?
Maybe they do, but some cars have outlets. So I mean,
I as a passenger in my husband's car, I have

(58:10):
taken my hair straightener before when we're when he's rushing me,
I'm like, fine, I'll just do my hair in the
car and I plug. Yeah, he has like an F
one fifty with him plug Lois. Did you look at
him like what are you doing? Yeah? Exactly. It's like, okay,
this person is really u taking advance of their driving times.

(58:33):
It's like okay, and yeah, we do laugh a little
bit here, but here's the thing. You're driving thousands of
pounds down the road. Yeah, yeah, it's a weapon and
if you're not focused and you drive into the wrong thing,
you could be severely hurt. But even where somebody else
could be severely hurt. I'm so anti Texan drive now,
and I'm not gonna lie. Act like if I'm gonna lie,

(58:54):
I don't pick up my phone and look at it sometimes.
But I have really eliminated ninety nine percent of the
time my phone in my handle my cars moving. I'm
proud of that too, because I never thought i'd be
that person. It's like, no way I'm going down. That's
the hill I'm dying on. It's texting and driving. It rules,
but it doesn't because if you do accidentally hit someone,
you're gonna wish you had never had your phone. But
why did I have my phone in my hand? It's
just not worth it. So don't text and drive. Let

(59:17):
me do Kaylee in South Carolina? Is this your brother
you're gonna tell about? Yeah, you're on the ear? What's
going on? Hey? So I was actually in the car
with my brother while he was typing a paper on
the way to school. Well, he couldn't tell you and
you type it for him. I guess he didn't trust

(59:38):
me or something he would rather trust himself while driving
the type of paper and let a sister type paper
for him. Yeah, and he only got like a C
plus on the paper. Why don't even that good? Appreciate that?
Call Amy, What do you have anything? I've seen an
eighteen wheeler driver reading a book. So that crazy and book.

(01:00:00):
I think I've seen anything too crazy lately. But the
guys are consuming Moby Dick while driving a million pounds
very I was like, man, have you heard of audiobooks?
They're great that too, Yeah, watchbox. I saw a woman
she was painting her toenail. She had her left root
like kind of by the way they're driving. Yeah, because
it was like, you know traffic, You're going about ten
miles an hour and she had her left foot up

(01:00:21):
there and she's painting it. She's going wild, Eddie. I
saw a guy not too long ago, maybe a couple
of months ago. He was making coffee, like a French
press coffee thing. He was actually like putting coffee in
there and like pushing the little thing down and pouring it.
Like wow, Morgan number two, have you seen a driver
or do anything? Yeah? They had an iPad with Netflix
up on their dashboard. They were watching a show as

(01:00:42):
they were driving down there that see what were they watching? Though?
Like that matter with it? Sports? Jack Ryan's back, thank
you all for the calls. Let me say again as
I in this segment, that it's just not worth not
being focused. I know that's double negative, but take it
for what it is. If you do, we're in someone,
or you do hurt someone and it's because your car

(01:01:03):
was moving and you were doing something dumb, you're gonna go,
why did I even do that? It was the dumbest
thing to do. It's just not worth it. So let's
say this is the more you know. Yes, let's say
this is because your life you'll owe a ton of
money or somebody will be hurt. Even texting and driving.
If you're listening right now, don't do it. I know
it's convenient, but I think that important even if you
have to make a deal with yourself. I'm not gonna

(01:01:24):
do it till the stoplight and you shouldn't even do
that what I do, And you know what happens. I'm
at the light and you know the car's in p
or I'm a foot, yeah, I'm a foot of the
gas and somebody hanks at me maybe and I'm like,
you know what, rather have that than accidentally hit somebody
with a car. The more you know. There was a
story about a bride who canceled the wedding, and she
canceled the wedding after she got a bunch of donations

(01:01:47):
from friends and family to pay for the wedding. So
in all, she had raised about thirty thousand dollars four
the wedding. And then what do you do? Do you
give the money back? And the answers yeah right, yeah, yeah,
Well she's still gonna go on the honeymoon? Did they
paid for with the I mean no, that just doesn't

(01:02:07):
seem right. That's not what people donated for a bride
to be his anger, friends, family and strangers. After she
revealed she was canceling her upcoming went to wedding that
she's collected all this money for and she's like, hey,
it'll still be put to good use for the elaborate
honeymoon even though they're not married. So they're still gonna

(01:02:27):
go on the honeymoon. Everybody, She's like, every relaxed, was
still gonna go on her fun trip a fraction of
what was donated, but still like that's just yeah, that's
not right. Anybody could say I'm planning this awesome thing
and then last minute cancel it and keep all the money.
Jose and Austin, you're on the phone. Appreciate your colin, Jose,
what's going on? Hey Bobby, good morning st I was

(01:02:51):
worried if you ever got your Popeye' sandwich yesterday? No
I didn't. Here's what happened though, and I documented it
on the Post Show because I had a friend who
was out running errands and I was like, hey, would
you grab me a Popet? Like I like she could
just grab it, like she could just walk by and
just pick one. Was like, hey, would you mind grab
me a Popeye chicken sandwich? And she's like, all right,
I'll be out for like an hour and a half
or so. And so she goes to Popeye. She goes

(01:03:13):
they're sold out. They're just completely out. And it was
like ten thirty in the morning because they're sold out
of Popeye sandwiches. Okay, well there's another one. I googled
and found the one. There's another one like ten minutes away.
And she goes over and goes, well, um, they don't
have any, but a truck just got here of chicken sandwiches,
but they're all frozen, and so I couldn't get one there.
And then there was another one she got to where

(01:03:33):
they did have some, and I'm like, gosh. She went
to three and there was an hour line, and so
by that point I felt like I had ad runner
all over town and I was like, no, don't worry
about it. So I still have not had the Popeye
chicken sandwich. I did try, and I tell you this
too on yesterday's post show. If you listen to the podcast,
Lunchbox has a potato guy that goes to gas stations
and I get to hit him up today. Potato Mountain

(01:03:54):
six one, Potato Mountain Underscore six one five on Instagram?
Do we track his followers before we talked to him?
Does anybody know what it was? He was at eleven five?
I believe okay, because we talked to him yesterday for
a long time. The guy's hustling driving out potatoes, and
Lunchbox says he's great. I gotta try to get him
for a potato today. Just call him. He'll pop the
trunk and he'll pull out a potato and you'll be like,

(01:04:15):
oh my gosh, this is amazing. So I want to
get me a Popeye chicken sandwich and a potato from
Potato Mountain. That would be the greatest dinner ever. So
I did not yet, Jose, have you had one? Not yet?
Hopefully today? Oh you're like me? Then yes, Hey, you
want to take a shot. And this never gonna get
at Jose. Not at the moment. I'm dropping off my

(01:04:38):
daughter at school. I have to go in right now.
You can't play, but you can win a million dollars.
Oh all right? Howse that? You gotta go talk to
you soon, Bud? You bet I like that. It's like
I just really wanted to know I got time for those, dude,
But game, I'm just even if you got that chicken. Sorry, buddy.
So Mom's handled this decision sick sixty percent. Dads handle

(01:05:01):
a twenty percent. What's that decision? Let's go to Alicia
and Arkansas, who has called the show? Alicia, it's never
gonna get it. Go ahead. Is it grocery shopping? It
is not grocery shopping? Thank you? Right, Amy, I have
what's for dinner? Not right? Okay, lunchbox? Oh it's easy

(01:05:23):
naming the kids? Not right, Eddie, bedtime, not right, solid
guesses all the way around. But that's why you'll never
get it. One more call. Let's go to Lindsay and Austin.
You're on the air hiding Eddie. Did I said kids
bed time? Yeah? It is actually hiring a babysitter. Oh

(01:05:48):
oh yeah. Okay, So if the moms are sixty percent,
the dad's twenty percent, where's the other It could be together, Okay,
it could be randomly makes the kid ranger the kid. Yeah,
it could be app all the other things. Yeah, or
that twenty percent. All right, that's never gonna get it.
And you know what, nobody got it. So there you go.

(01:06:10):
Time for the sixty second show down. Let's go over
to Tina and Florida, who is on the phone right now. Hey, Tina,
welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. How's your morning going
so far? I'm good. I had my coffee, so I'm good. Okay,
I'm still in bed though. It's actually it's actually Gina,
not Tina. Okay, Gina. Maybe you said Tina because you

(01:06:32):
weren't fully caffeinated yet. No, it's already going on drink.
All right, we'll kind of coffee. Jeb, tell me what
your drink. Oh it's a long name. It's a triple
ice espresso with coffee nut and white moca. Whenever you
have to say that to the screen, do you feel
ridiculous every time? Or at this point we just accepted it. Yes,

(01:06:56):
because they cut me off before I get done seeing
at all. And then what do you say? You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I have more? No. Yeah, I'm like, well, I'm not done.
And then she's like, okay, what else? And I'm like
finished the order and she's like okay, what else? Yeah,
there's nothing else. I just want the coffee. Are you
in your car right now or are you at work

(01:07:17):
or best? Yes, I'm yeah, so I'm working. Okay, So
here she is. She had her coffee, still kind of asleep.
Where do you live in Florida? Naples? Naples, Florida. One
of of all the apples is that's my love Naples. Okay,
So I'm gonna give you two shots here, Tina, because
if you win, I will give you one hundred dollars

(01:07:40):
of my own money. Yeah. Now she's up, okay, And
I brought it with me okay because the last time
it was hard to get it from him you had
to like beat me up for a week, like give
me that money. Man, I know, I think I don't
just I don't keep cash, but now I have it
in my wallet. You have two categories you can choose
from Disney movies. How's that? Say? One through ten? Haws

(01:08:00):
that sound Disney movies? Okay? Or wait? One through ten, Gina,
how do you feel about Disney movies? I like Disney movies, Gina?
One through ten like a six seven? What do you
feel about that? Um? Probably? Yeah? Okay. The other categories

(01:08:21):
by what? Bible trivia? Oh no, no, no, that's not
gonna work. Okay, So you want to go with Disney movie.
That's those are your two options. Okay, yeah, we'll do Disney.
If you get all ten of these questions right in
sixty seconds, I will give you one hundred bucks of
my own cash. Now, Gina, why do I give away

(01:08:41):
my own cash? Because you love your fans? Well? Yes,
but mostly because they won't give me any money to
give away, so I have to find the games myself.
It's very grassroots operation. Here. Ten questions. It's six seconds
a question Basically, if you don't know what I would
suggest you pass when we come back to it. Okay, okay,

(01:09:02):
if you miss it, we'll come back to it as well.
Aren't we ready to play? Everybody? Yeah? Sixty seconds on
the clock. Gina from Naples is on the phone, Gina,
are you ready to category is Disney Movies? The timer
starts when I finished the first question. Question number one?
Which Disney movie features an elephant that has huge years
and he uses them to fly Gumbo? Correct? Timon and

(01:09:24):
Poomba are featured? And what Disney movie ran King? Correct?
Colors of the Wind is a song from what Disney movie? Correct?
What actor voiced the genie in the original animated Aladdin
Robin William Correct? Who is the cowgirl? That? What he
meets in Toy Story two? Dolly and correct? We'll come back.

(01:09:49):
Bambi's friend Thumper is what kind of animal it correct?
What's the name of the Princess and the Beauty and
the Beast? Uh has? And which Disney film would you
find the minions millions? Correct? Which two thousand and eight

(01:10:10):
Disney movies about a robot cleaning up Earth in the future? Uh?
You can fly in a Pirate's Life? Are songs from
what classic Disney film? She got to the tenth question
if she would oh, oh she still literally they're in
pain for a second. One. All right, here we go. Um,

(01:10:33):
Dumbo the Elephant, I got that, Timon and Poomba, I
said that right right, okay, Lion King, Colors of the Wind, Poconus,
she got all these right, by the way. Jeannie was
voiced by Robin Williams the original correct the cow girl
in Toy Story two. You said, Dolly, Dolly, you were
kind of in the right lane. Ish, do you know

(01:10:55):
who it is? It? Anyone? Yeah? Jesse, Jesse, Yeah it
was Jesse. You knew Baby's friend Thumper was a bunny.
Bell wasn't Beauty and the Beast? I didn't know that.
One Despicable Me was Minions got that one. Wally was
the robot that cleaned up Earth. Wally? And then you

(01:11:17):
can Fly in a Pirate's Life are songs from which
classic Disney film. What would you think if you're just
guessing pirates are idea? Think about it? You can fly
and a Pirate's Life context clues. Okay, but you're get
ish Edina Yeah, Peter Pan, Peter Pan, Yeah, Captain oh yeah,
classic yeah, classic, Hey, Gina, what kind of what kind

(01:11:41):
of job do you have? I do pust control and trapping,
and well, what are you trapping? What's the biggest thing
you've ever trapped? An armadillo or a raccoon? They're really
big and mean? Are you using cages or what are
you using? Yeah? Yeah? And do you take them out
in the woods and free them and you go like

(01:12:02):
live your life some time? I don't know. You don't
want to know the answer. I don't. Actually I do,
because we recently had some animals trapped at our house
and I asked him what are you gonna go do
with it? I don't know if I think it was

(01:12:23):
oh man, it was a mama possum and some baby
possums or something, and they were so cute, and they
told me that they were going to free them in
the way of the farm, that they have a special
place where they do drops. It's easier to tell people
that heavens, I don't want, I don't want to talk

(01:12:47):
about this. That they go and they live a lot,
happy life. Gina, Gina, they go on vacation. Will you
tell Abby our phone screener what you really do? And
I'm gonna know. I need to know, what do you
think they do. I don't know. I think they take
them home in the personal, picking them in the wild.
They just drop him off down the street. No, no, no,

(01:13:08):
they do not. You know it's one of two animals,
ain't two? I am? My mind is bloom right now.
Tell me no, no. I refuse to believe this. And
I'm really mad at that guy for lying to me.
Maybe maybe he really took it to the Maybe his
he goes to a special harm. Why did they say

(01:13:30):
that I'm an adult, that I'm paying you for a
serve result lie to me, Gina, Thank you, have a
good welcome. I love you guys. I want toten to you.
Are you day? Oh? Thank you very much, thank you
very hope this experience was fine for you because you
ain't getting no cash. Mean, I'm okay with that, all right, Gina,

(01:13:51):
have a good day. Bye bye. How fascinating is it
when I talk about really old men or women dating
really young men or women? Pretty fascinating me too, I see, you'll, man,
I just want to bring them in and talk about
it all time. Who's who's next? Well? Richard gear from

(01:14:11):
a pretty woman, my favorite. He's seventy years old. Him
and his wife are expecting their second child together. She's
thirty six. Now, thirty six is a super healthy adult age.
You can make all your decisions. Your brain is fully
it's matured. They say it twenty six years old. The
female brains fully matured too. Guys is a little older, right,
it's kind of we're kind of idiot. Yeah, well, you

(01:14:33):
think about seventy and thirty six. I mean they're about
to have their second baby together. So because they've been
together a while, all I think about when you say
that is when their baby's ten, he's gonna be eighty.
When their babies graduated from high school. It's me almost ninety.
It could be dead if he's not right. I worry
about that. For me, I'm thirty nine, I have no kids.
We're not you're not seventies. Slow down yet, I'm listen.

(01:14:58):
I'm always okay with them because I feel like, as
long as they're illegal, there's nothing happening that shady. Have
at it, go do love. We come on and we're like, oh,
that's crazy, But then again, we spend eight seconds whether
we move on with our life. Everybody's moving on with
their Nobody are judging, Like, I just know that I'm
not personally attracted to a seven year old, but yet
maybe that's the right one. Okay. My point is everyone

(01:15:22):
that worries about people putting them in judgment or oh,
they're gonna think this about me if I do X,
Y or Z. Here's why you shouldn't worry about that,
because those people you're worried about judging you are spending
about three seconds of their life worried about you, and
they're onto something else. Yeah, you're spending all of these minutes,
hours worrying about people judging you. It just doesn't add up.

(01:15:42):
So Okay, do what you're gonna do, and people may
say something about it that they don't fully understand, but
they're really going to think about it for just a
brief blip of time and they're gonna move on with
their life. So even if you are worried about other
people saying stuff or thinking stuff, get it in. They're
gonna move on. Like right now, we're gonna rich your story.
We're gonna move off of it. Yeah, and Richard garsn't

(01:16:04):
live a happy life for years and years and years.
We'll maybe a couple of seventy, but because we probably
talked about it, when she was pregnant with the first one.
I think we don't even remember. I was like, oh,
I forgot about that. If you're worried about people judging
you in the worst way, only no, they're judging you
for a second because they have other things in their life.
They're worried about. Who cares. There's so much freedom and
understanding that people don't really care about you for the
most part that aren't in your circle. And it's Richard

(01:16:26):
gear What do you mean he's hot? She's hot still,
but still but if you picture him later, that's a
lot of people keep a lot of young pictures around
the house, posters exactly like, you're good to go. It's fun.
It's a cute couple. If they find love. Who totally,

(01:16:47):
who in the world are we to go? That ain't right.
But Bobby, when you say cute couple, like look at
it again and be like, oh, is that a dad
with his daughter? It definitely could be. It could be.
I mean, if you play the numbers really close, it
could be a granddaughter. My mom got me when she
was fifteen years old. True, So yeah, there you go.

(01:17:07):
They said they're much happier and good luck with that.
Second kid. But you're right off and wonder he's seventy.
Is he doing it because she wants another kid? Because
he can't seven to be like, I sure like another baby, right,
he can't do I know, but I gotta get me.
You can raise it. I'm probably around her. Normal people

(01:17:27):
are just celebrities or rich people. They're having a normal
people mix of all. Okay, it's just wondering. It's like
the gas station trail mix, a little raisin all that there.
All right, it's time for the good news. Good So

(01:17:49):
I love when sports aren't taken so seriously that you
can't like have a really cool moment with someone on
the team that maybe otherwise wouldn't get to score an
eighty nine yard touchdown. Own. There's this senior on the
football team. His name is Tristan Edwards, and he has
like this um muscular disorder, like he has muscle weakness.
His joints like really hurt, and but he's on the

(01:18:11):
football team and the other team like they stayed away
and didn't tackle him, and he got to score an
eighty nine yard touchdown. Yeah. I'm watching it right now,
and it's like just really special because it's a senior year,
surrounding him, running with him, like every fans on both
sides were cheering for him. And that's just something special

(01:18:31):
that you can do for somebody that otherwise may not
ever get that moment. I'm watching it now. We'll put
it up on our Facebook page, Bobby Bone Show. And
I mean it's really really cool. He's in there in
white uniforms of black numbers, and he's running with his
teammates surrounding him and the other teams like, hey, go ahead,
score the touchdown. It's round one playoffs. I'm not sure
where the game was, um, but no, no, I mean

(01:18:53):
like where the game was that the score was, But
is that what it was? Yeah? Well, good for both
these coaches too to agree to this as well. Some
things are are a lot bigger. I've also seen close
games where they do that and they'll allow touchdown, touchdown
and yeah, okay, I see yeah, yeah, so there you go.
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

(01:19:14):
I hope that your buddy and he missed the boy.
This is right. I'm getting a lot of texts about
minions and Despicable Me not being a Disney movie. Mike
d wrote the game Mike D, would you like to

(01:19:36):
defend yourself here? It is a universal movie. Oh I
thought it was Disney Pixar. Well, they're they're lighting me
up over here. What would you like to say to
all of them? I am sorry? Fair enough. Mike D
writes the games for the show, but he is sorry.
It's a great way to go into it. At messed up?
What can you do about it? The end? Move on? Folks? Um, Okay, well,

(01:19:58):
thank you, Mikey. Mikey, how's it going with your girlfriend?
By the way, it's going really good. Yeah. Mike D
is our writer. But Mike Dy started with me as
an intern how many years ago, like almost ten years ago,
and he's moved his way up and moved cities with us,
and his first ever a girlfriend is the girl he's
dating right now. And you guys started dating win about
sixteen months ago, about about sixteen months four days. I

(01:20:19):
would always stay the wrong time, and she's like, it's
been longer than that. So you get it down. You've
been together for sixteen months. Yeah, and she lives in
Austin and you live in Nashville. Yeah, so a lot
of long distance stuff. You go back and forth how
often m Probably every three weeks we tried to see
each other. Are facetiming every night, every night all the time.
Are you talking about the next stage or you just

(01:20:41):
kind of letting the long distance thing just run right
now and you figured out later. I think we're at
the point now we're talking about like the next stage
because she's in grad school right now, and she has
about a year left, so it's like, what's going to
happen after that? So we're starting to look at that.
How old are you? I am twenty eight and she
is twenty five. It's good she finishing grad school? Like
in what type of career? It's uh, public public house. Well,

(01:21:09):
probably gonna tell me exactly what she was doing. Yeah,
but it's public health. So she does a lot of
like research for like diseases, and she wants to get
into cancer research. Oh wow, yeah wow. Is she smarter
than you? Oh? A lot smarter than That's how to
do it, That's exactly it. I'm always I'm so driven
to find someone way way smarter than me. And it's
not that hard to do to find somebody smarter than me.
So and you guys are happy one through ten scale

(01:21:30):
right now? We're a ten, that's a good answer. Even
if you're not, that's a good answer. There is any
advice on the long distance lunchbox because you did that
for a long time. Well, I mean he's nail. If
he's FaceTime and every night, that's more than what we did.
And you're going every three weeks, that's more than what
we did. So I don't have any advice because you
seem to be nailing it. Well, you get engaged before.
That's what I was gonna ask. Would you will she

(01:21:51):
moved before you get engaged? Um, I think we would
have to be engaged before she moved here. It's kind
of like she's not going to move here for a boyfriend. Fair. Yeah,
m And do you feel like you guys will get
engaged before she finishes the year of school? Possibly? Do
you think you'll beat Ray? I have no idea. He's
at the end of the years. I don't know. Yeah, Eddie,

(01:22:13):
you're gonna say something. I have a question. Yeah, I
thought about this the other night. If she had to
come up to Mike d and say like, Hey, I
have a job and I need you to move, would
Mike Dy leave the show for her? Question? Hey, mikey,
she says, She says me or the highway. Oh man,
that's a big one. I would find a way to

(01:22:36):
make it work. I could. I'm not opposed to it.
It's a great answer. Yeah, it's a good answer because
you don't have to pay. Eddie's not holding you by No.
I just thought about it. Then I want to post
a picture. I'm like, I wonder if he would leave
the show. Well, I've had conversations with Mike too. It's like, hey,
if you ever want to go and do your own show, like,
I'll help you do that. Like what because I think
Mike in his own capacity could do mini shows. Um,

(01:22:58):
and so maybe that's maybe that's it the caveat. I
never want to lose Mike. Mike's my main guy here.
He travels with me, we do everything. But um, all right, Well,
I'm I'm happy that you're happy. Thank you. And I
like her and she's smarter than you and cuter than you,
and that's what you want. Yea. Yeah, yeah, that's great.
I'm so happy for you. I was gonna say, doesn't

(01:23:19):
it make you nervous to get engaged before you've ever
lived in the same city. You don't even know, like
you're you're still do the whole weekend thing, oh like
honeymoon phase, never living in the same city before you
get engaged. Just whoa, that is scary. Well he's never
had a girlfriend ever, so this is all new. And
if I guess, if you know, you know, is that
what they say? I know. I was on my therapist

(01:23:44):
yesterday talking about that. You know, Yeah, what were you
guys talking about yesterday? It was her encouraging me because
I start to feel guilty if I'm going on dates
with multiple girls, like first or second dates, not dating
multiple girls, because there's a difference. Yes, but if I'm
just like, date this girl, so if I like her,
if it's okay, whatever, date go on a date with

(01:24:04):
somebody else, and most like going on dates. She's like,
you shouldn't feel guilty. She's like, it's like you're not
even being a player. She's like, you're just trying to
find somebody that you like, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Because I do have a bit of guilt that starts
to set in. Or I'm like, you don't know, it's like,
it's not a deal. You're not lying. If you're not
lying to anybody then you're not being dishonest with anyone.
So that was part of it yesterday. And then feel letting.

(01:24:26):
She has feelings come and go, you should feel every
one of them to come by, because I struggle with
going too high or too low, always right in the middle.
She's like, feelings come and go, you should let the
feeling hits, but then it go moves on. So how
do you not feel? I mean, I get, I get
that you like to stay in the middle and you don't,
But I just feel so I mean, and I get
that it's we're wired differently, but I feel so much

(01:24:48):
all the things, like I feel streams that feel the
little So how do you not feel? Because I've had
to protect myself from feelings for so long. I don't
get too low because that affects me, working me. I
built the shell around me where nothing makes me go up,
nothing makes me go down. I stayed the same the
whole time. I would like to be able to go up,
and be able to go up, you have to go

(01:25:08):
down too. You don't just get to experience the highs
without opening yourself up all the way, right, So I
told I told her, I said, I watched Modern Love
and I cried and I don't ever cry, and she
was like, why do you think that is? And then
I was like, well, the first episode's about a guy
who's like a father figure, and that got me. And
the second one is about a relationship and how they
were together and not together and they got back together,

(01:25:30):
and it was like, regardless what happened, they were probably
go now. I was like, that got me, and she
was like, okay, you know why, and then we dug
in on that she's great. I told her yesterday too.
My therapist said, hey, I'm really I don't know that it.
Enjoying is the word. I'm really getting a lot from this.
I was ficting you being like, I'm really enjoying this.
Do you want to go on a date? You always
take it there? Don't you've done older? Or okay, and

(01:25:51):
I will only go to a female therapist. I went
to a guy for a little bit. I just was
raised by all women, and part of me only feels
safe and secure with women. Yeah, Grandma raised was my
mom for a long time. My mom was my mom
for a little bit. All women all the time, even
in that world, it's all all women. Sometimes shod like
nestle me in her bosom and Okay, see I say

(01:26:16):
one thing and then you take it. Yeah, of course,
Mike de good luck, bro, I'm rooting for you. I
don't leave the show though. Wait, you just said you
would help tell him to his own show. But don't
leave the show, just you know what, I don't listen
to me. Don't leave you don't leave the show for love, right, don't.
I'm saying that. If saying that, and I'm like, you

(01:26:36):
know what, that's not right. You leave the show for
where your heart tells you to get right, that's the answer,
right there, you feel and follow that feeling. Boom, big
celebrity breakup. Reba broke up with Skeeter. Oh yeah, they
broke up in May. She confirmed it to Us Weekly,

(01:26:57):
saying they still talk and her friends, but they decided
to go their separate ways. I liked, ol Skeeter. Did
you meet Skeeter? I get to hang out with them
a little bit. We set together in an award show,
met him up here. Also, like Reba, sad to see
those happy kids not together anymore. She and her boyfriend
Skeeter part away six months ago, and so they they're

(01:27:19):
still friends. They decided to go separate ways. O Skeeter
was an oil. I remember right, really now it was
an oil. He was doing a photography too. Yeah, I
like Elizabeth in Virginia. Thank you for calling the show. Elizabeth.
What's happening with you? Hi? Good morning, good morning, you're

(01:27:41):
on What's Happening? I just want a quick question for you.
You talk so much about yourself on the show. Still,
what would one thing if you could tease anything about
your life? What would it be one thing about yourself? Well? Physical, oral,
Because first of all, I go get rid of the
bird chest. That's tough. I'm built like a twelve year

(01:28:06):
old boy and have been my whole life, and I
hate it, but you know, it is what it is.
I've accepted me for me, but I would change it
if I could so physical more emotional than physically. Well,
something that I'm really working on is I'm trying to
respond rather than react. I think so so much with me,

(01:28:27):
somebody says something or something happens, I'm like, boom, let's
go on, feel good, feel bad, feel move on. Instead,
I'm trying to gauge it a bit and go, okay,
this is situation, happened. Let me give myself a little
space to think about this and not jump out in
it's two a positive way or super negative way, but
let me take a second and see how i'd really feel.

(01:28:47):
So I don't want to be like a reptile. I've
made that comparison before. Reptiles live on just making quick
decisions based on their immediate surroundings all the time. I
don't want to do that, and I'm working on that
right now. So I would say I'm trying to respond
better and I'm trying to do some bench press. Those
are the two things that I'm really working on myself
for right now. And you know, I'm in therapy to

(01:29:10):
try to I'm going to a relationship therapist without a relationship,
which I think is new for my my counselor because
mostly there are two chairs in her office that look
at each other. Then they're looking at anybody. There's nobody there.
I'm just sitting there staring at nobody. But we both
have a goal in mind. I'm a very goal oriented person. There's,
by the way, there's nothing I can't do, and so

(01:29:31):
I will do this too because I've committed myself to it.
So um, yeah, there you go. How about all that
anything else? No answer my question perfectly? Well, what about you, Elizabeth?
Would you change about you? Not me? What would you
change about you? Elizabeth? If I want to seem anything,

(01:29:52):
it wouldn't be my family, It wouldn't be anything in
that kind of sorts. But I wouldn't do an experience
about ten years ago. And if I got to be
anything that completely seeks who I am of the first time,
you know, you know, you bring something up. You know
they have these this met these pills or this shock
that they can make you forget certain things they talk
about where do you fall on that amy if they

(01:30:14):
go you know, I can eliminate any bad memory that
you want from yourself. UM. For me personally, the stuff
that I've I've been through UM that has left like
trauma and me I've I've grown from it, like there's
molded me into who I am. So I would keep it.
But I haven't experienced a kind where, you know, maybe

(01:30:37):
I could imagine going through some stuff where it's just
best if you just never have to know that you
ever went through that. Again, you bring up a good
point because I'm someone who now at thirty nine years old,
goes I'm really happy for how I grew up, and
it was a struggle. I grew up really poor, and
you know, I had a mom who died from addiction,
and I didn't know my dad my whole life. But

(01:30:58):
I'm very glad that that happened to me in the
way now that I can empathize with other people who
are sharing a similar experience, right, So that I'm happy for.
And I would go not for me to eliminate, because
I am who I am based on what I have
come through and from. However, if I could drop a
few of those getting jumped or getting robbed at gunpoint, yeah,
I dropped that immediately. They did nothing of benefit for me,
right except for cause except cause you're and anxiety and

(01:31:21):
caused me to get on sleeping bills and that messed
me up for a while except nightmares forever. Yeah. I mean,
I think of things that like military have gone through
or even stuff that. I mean, my husband have been
serving in the Air Force for twelve years and going
overseas for like literally twelve years. I know that he's
seen and done stuff. I'm sure like even for him,

(01:31:43):
stuff that he can't even really talk to anybody about,
like what secret stuff. As he told you, I don't know, No,
I don't know, but I know, and I know there's
way there's guys in a way different position of him.
They literally feel like they have nobody to talk to,
and there's so much PTSD and different things surrounding that. Like,
I don't know, I feel like that would be something
like if our military could offer that to people, because yeah,

(01:32:05):
it's no benefits. Some stuff they've seen does nothing to
help them other than to maybe empathize with other soldiers
that have gone through the same thing and hopefully carry
them through it. I man, And that's where I think
I find my worth is that I've been through some crap,
but other people have to and other people are about
to and I can go, oh, yeah, it sucks. I'm
not saying it doesn't suck, but I'm probably weaker than

(01:32:27):
you and I got through it, so you can do
it too, right. So but that's all Those stories are
always interesting to me if they can eliminate parts of
your life, the heavy trauma stuff where you learn nothing
from it, Like you can sign me up for that
all day, right, just not for me. But the struggle,
the struggle, you know, ends up making you who you are?
What do you want to be? You want to be Oprah?

(01:32:47):
You want to be Prince Charles. You want to be Oprah. Yeah,
Charles has no understanding of what it's like to fight
or struggle or or have to work for something, and
they're both super rich and never after working in the life.
But Oprah actually values and understands what it's like to
come through stuff. I would much rather be Oprah than
Prince Charles. That's that's me. Anyway, there you go. Is

(01:33:10):
it weird that I'd rather be a girl than a guy?
Does that? He can't want anybody's mind. Hey, thank you
for the call. I appreciate that, Elizabeth. You know I've
been hesitant to talk about this because they don't want
it to happen anymore. But I was shown Morgan number
two a picture during the break too. Women are starting
to come to my parking garage, sign out in the

(01:33:32):
garage and pick and lift their shirts up and take
pictures by it. They're not do you want it? I
want to see no lunch one. How do you know?
Because I'm getting direct messages of them doing it? What? Yeah,
I got one just a minute ago. Come over here,
there's more than one. Yeah, it's become like a thing. Bones.
They just did it a minute ago. Yeah. Hold look
twenty six, twenty six minutes ago, I got this picture. Yeah,

(01:33:57):
tell me I'm lying, you're not, like, Yeah, how they
look amy? I don't. I mean, I don't know where
it's on my cousin or anything. Wow. So I have
a parking spot with a sign on it here in
the building, and now women are coming and it's a
thing like tourists. It's going to be a challenge town.
And they take their they lift their shirt up next
to my parking garage sign. Wow, Dan, that's weird. You

(01:34:20):
know you made it. I don't do. I don't know
I heard of such a thing. I haven't either. Yeah.
So you know what else I was thinking about you
the other day? Yeah? That made you think? What else? Yeah,
because because I knew how you react to be like,
that's so weird. I do just have a couple of
stories I was thinking about you. The other one is
this new VH one show called Cartel Crew. Oh tell

(01:34:40):
me more. Well, it's El Choppo's wife is going to
join this show? Is it Cartel Wives? So the woman
married to El Choppo is about to make her debut
on American TV. Should we glamorize, No, we shouldn't. But
what time it's gonna be highly entertaining? I don't. I
I mean I am intrigued as to what it's like

(01:35:02):
to be the significant other of such a person, to
where I think, even if you want out, you fear
that he may take your life because of what you know,
or are they capable of actually really loving you because
something is psychopathic about them, to where they just people
that can just murder people like that, like the cartel
people like something's missing, something's off. So like I would

(01:35:24):
feel like if I was married to you, like, well,
if I leave you, you might murder me. So I'm
just going to stay. Well, But she is only famous
because he murdered people I don't know, and now she
gets to use the fame from him murdering people to
make money for her. Kind of weird. I'm not above
being entertained by it, by the way. Yeah, I'll just
talking it out here, right, But is el Chopo going

(01:35:45):
to be okay with her going on TV? He's in jail,
Oh yeah, okay, he don't have connections. I don't know.
I read about that. I'm sure he has connections. I
don't think he's very connected to them right now. Yeah,
to his people that are like, how could he get
them a message? It maybe his attorneys. If he's talking
to his attorneys, who knows. But would you watch this show? Probably?

(01:36:06):
I may tune in once just to see I thought
about you when I saw it. But you know what's
super sad is I wasn't able to go to my
friend's wedding in Mexico because I'm applying to Portland. I
got to do some American idol stuff that I contractually
obligators I can't go to the wedding, and I had said,
and I felt this way, but there was also a
little bit high perbolet where I was joking a bit

(01:36:26):
too or I don't want to go to Mexico. Didn't
seem safe to me. I don't want to land an airplane,
had to drive across town or wherever, and it's an
hour drive from the airport. And then somebody went to
a wedding till they get murdered yesterday, nine Americans that
the family. I well, the headline. It's not like I
would categorizem in this, but I didn't know why. I
didn't nobody that was there because it just said Mormon

(01:36:47):
family murdered by Cartel going to a weddingline in Mexico.
I only saw the headline. But what I think they
were confused for someone else is what one of the
stories said. But I don't know. I don't know, but
we had just been talking about it so many that
sent me the link, going hey, how do you confuse
this cute? It's like children. I don't know, I don't understand,
but it's stuff like that where I go Cartel that's

(01:37:08):
as brutal and as awful as it possibly gets. And
yet here's the wife of the leader of one the
biggest get into be famous now because of all of that.
But it's also like following OJ on Twitter. Maybe I
shouldn't watch it. Does she really get paid? If she
doesn't get paid, I won't follow or anything. You're just
talking right now, Amy's doing a monologue, But following OJ

(01:37:31):
on Twitter, the guy killed two people, yeah, and people
are entertained by that. He lost a civil case before
you text me and go no, he lost a civil case. Yeah.
So again all of that, but I was thinking about
you walking backward we had talked about the wedding and
somebody listeners send me that link. I wanted to bring
it up so sad Dale Choppo's show, but mostly the

(01:37:54):
girls flashing their boobs by my parking sign out there, amazing, weird.
We still haven't seen it. I don't think he's gonna
show you those Morgan number two saw it. She's like
she's giggling. You saw it right. One of my fondest
memories for him being a kid is my grandmother and
I who raised me for a lot of my life.
We would stay up all night, we would play poker,

(01:38:16):
and then as soon as the sun was about to
start coming up, we would go and do yard sales.
And we do it all the time, and sometimes we
do him right into church. And there was almost every
at least once a month thing that we would do.
And so I love yard seals. Garage cells basically all
the same. It's just where you put it out in
the yard of the garage, you know. But Chris Brown

(01:38:36):
is having a big old garage cell right now. And
we were talking about this a couple weeks ago when
he announced it. But Chris Brown, this guy here, Yeah,
he was serious about it. And by the way, wear
size eleven shoe, which is pretty awesome. He wear sized
thirty two pants. Yeah I'm a little thinner than that,
but I could take those end. It's all you. He's
six fifty six, basically the same size. I am. Wow,

(01:39:01):
maybe he's just more ripped. But yeah. He put up
yard Cell Wednesday, eleven sixth, which is today starting at
ten am, featuring significantly marked down high end designer items.
I just wonder, what's it's just at his house? Yeah, Like,
what's up with this? It can't be hurting from money.
A google Chris Brown's net Worth You guys gotta have
a ton if you're in southern California, which you're probably not.

(01:39:23):
I just think the story is so interesting and you
want to shop. His house is at nineteen six or
two Citrus Ridge Drive, and bring some money. It says
it's Networth's fifty million dollars. Yeah, like, what's the what's
the deal, And there's no way he that's his daily residence.
It's a stunt, Like I think this is something. This
is some kind of stunt for some sort of new

(01:39:46):
material because we're talking about it, and how often when
we talk about Chris Brown on the show. The two
day event is apparently first come, first served. I wonder
if he's out there with the cash register in the lane, though,
I guess it's the Benmo now with a square. Oh right,
But we're a lot of the same dimensions and we
both sing really well. Man canybody you can call swing
by there, free you and pick up some stuff. I

(01:40:07):
don't think so, but I would go if I was
in town. Baby, it's up on Instagram. What's happening with
you today? Can't go to the arts? Sell what else
you get? Yeah? I know. I'm doing a workout today
and then given on a call with our realtor, trying
to figure out our move. So trying to still figure
that out if it's really really happening. What about you?
The dog comes out of surgery, so when I go home,
he should be coming out of surgery. I'll go pick

(01:40:28):
him up. So my dog got surgery today and a
bunch of stuff um I have. I'm gonna go box
at two. We'll open at Third Gym, which I'm pretty
pumped about. Yesterday we closed on it. Oh you don't
work out there today though too? Maybe? Oh yeah, it's
already done. We just bought from somebody else. Oh but
then tonight I fly to Portland to shoot American Idol

(01:40:48):
for two days. So we'll be on the air tomorrow
from Portland. So go do that. So but a pretty
busy day, but a good day. And then next week
we do all the CMA Awards stuff. It's gonna be
awesome Friday Show. Don't forget Amy versus Morgan number one.
No Eddie, look at all. They get too many people.
Look at Eddie, our video producer versus Morgan number one,
who used to be the executive producer of the show.

(01:41:10):
Eddie promised or the trophy if we won. We won.
Now he doesn't want to give it to her, so
they're going to compete for it. Yeah, right here. That's
on Friday Show. Thank you all, have a wonderful Wednesday.
I'm on Instagram at mister Bobby Bones. See you tomorrow.

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