Bobby Reacts To Eddie's Bachelor Party Idea + Eddie’s 'Walk Date' Revealed! + Bobby Realizes He 'Ain’t As Good As He Once Was' At the Gym…

Bobby reveals more details about his bachelor party plans and Eddie pitches a game he wants everyone to play. We decide whether it’s a good or bad idea. We finally get a date on when Eddie will be making the walk from West Virginia down to Tennessee! Bobby tells a story about how he was trying to compete with a guy at the gym yesterday and how it got brutal.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
So the weirdest thing. Hey, morning studio, morning, thank you. Sorry,
I'm dealing with doctor's stuff over here. So hey, going
to the doctor like three weeks or so ago. I
have just crazy digestion issues and I'm like, for years
I eat food and it just sits in me, never
goes away. It like camps out, just hangs out. That's
summer vacation. And so I tell them a story like, well,

(00:32):
after analysis, you have IBS, which I was like, IBS
is that itchy bowo syndrome. I don't It doesn't itch
And they're like, no, that's not what it means. It's irritable.
So you're just messed up. There's something not happening in
your body. And I'm like, okay, Well, they give me
this medicine called lenses, and they're like, be careful though
when you first start taking it, it's gonna be like
a volcano. By the way, good morning, Helpe. Breakfast is

(00:55):
going great. Yeah. Anyway, I'm getting to a point here
and they give me these bagged samples. I walk down.
They're like, tried these samples they sent up. So there's
this thing called a portal, and in my email, you
just log into your portal at the doctor and you
send a message and it comes back to you and
they say, hey, I got some samples from you guys.
I need a real prescription now because this STEP's working
pretty good for me. And then the message is like,

(01:16):
we don't know anything about those samples. How'd you get
those samples? We can't prescribe you that what? And I right,
and I write back to them, I said, did I
miss something here? I literally walked in, had an appointment.
You gave me this this medicine in a bag, and
I walked out. Maybe they have you confused with somebody else,
probably another nine year old guy walking is mixed up.

(01:37):
Yeah no, And so it's I'm dealing with that right now,
and I need my medicine. I need my medicine. You'll
probably call them up. Don't mess with that portal anymore. Well,
here's the thing too, Like I hit my doct because
you know, we're starting to who knows when we're gonna
have kids next couple of years. Probably, I just want
to make sure I'm healthy, So hit up my doctor
and I was like, hey, I'd like to just get

(01:57):
some check and get a physical, get to dosterone check.
I want to make sure that everything's working fine. And
so I make a little joke because I know my
doctor a little bit. The nurse got the message. It
wasn't even the doctor, and she replies back and she's like, well,
I'll get this to the doctor. I'm like, you want
able to read that? What do you say? It doesn't matter.
It was something. It was something like, hey, maybe think

(02:19):
about it, maybe you know. And so the nurse is like, oh,
I'll pass this message along. Just pass it along. Don't
tell me you read it humiliating, So now who knows
who's reading my portal? Yeah? Just call I feel better.
I I had to ob g y an appointment. I
had a bunch of tests done and like the portal

(02:40):
gave me my results, and I'm like, I still want
to talk to I want to hear a person tell
me my results. I like the portal. I like it,
I call it, but it just annoying me as I
come on the air today, is somebody good? Yeah? Yeah,
we're good better than you, I think, even medicine you're good. Yeah. Yeah.
The thing about that medicine, I got a time it right,

(03:02):
because the volcano canterrupt it anyway, because it's I got
like like three and a half hours. It's like this
menstaul self destruction sixty second. I know in three and
a half hours, I need to be in a safe
space at least for a little bit. But it's get
it's getting a little better. I hope everybody's good. Tomorrow
is gonna be pretty exciting because in studio to perform,
it's three Doors Down Now, Morgan, I'm coming to you again.
Do you know who Three Doors Down is? Yes? I do.

(03:22):
I mean they're a rock band, right. They were a
rock band that crossed over heavily in the two thousands,
like had massive hits. Do you know the song Kryptonite here?
It's the song singing along? You know that one? Yeah?
I know that one. Okay, do you know I'm here
with that? You baby baby? But you're that one? Absolutely

(03:46):
know that one. Okay, they're gonna do that one too.
What else we have up there? Ray? Anything else like that?
Loser doud be like that? Fucking I'll do familiar or not?
I can't sing that one. Well, they're gonna be at
tomorrow's that's pretty exciting for me. It is time to
open up the mail bag. Something we call Hello, Bobby Bones.

(04:15):
I recently swiped right on a guy on an online
dating app. He seemed to have interesting answers. But what come?
I was a picture with you, so I knew he
was a fan. We would have that in common. We
talked for a while and the texting conversation was good.
We finally met and he was nothing like his pictures.
I try to keep my pictures pretty recent, one very recent,

(04:36):
and nothing older than two years like his or five
to eight years old. I was not physically attracted to him.
He did pay for dinner. That was very nice of him.
How do I let him down gently and more importantly
let him know he should update his dating app pictures.
Thanks for the help, Signed Anonymous. First of all, he
might be listening now he's using a picture of me

(04:57):
and his app had a boy who knew. Yeah, well,
let's bring in the expert, you know, and how pond stars.
He goes and he gets an expert, and he brings
in an expert to actually talk to the person about
the star wars. Yeah, you know, Lightsaber, if it's real
or not. We're bringing in Morgan number two for this one.
Morgan number twos someone who spent a lot of time
on the dating apps. You've heard the story. What is
your rule about pictures and how old they should be? Oh? Man,

(05:20):
I mean not over a year old, unless like you
really haven't changed in the last three years. I think
you can use older ones, but not a year old
for sure. Did you ever meet anyone who had really
old or outdated pictures? I did, and they definitely change,
I mean not enough that it was like a catfish
and I was like, it wasn't too bad. But I
have had friends that have gone on dates and they're like,

(05:41):
that is not the same person. How does she gently
let him down? I think she just I think she
say what you're gonna say. I think she just kind
of ignores the fact that's picture because there's not a
nice way of saying you don't look like your photos.
There really isn't. But is there. Does she even need
to let him down? Yeah? I mean she went out
with him. Had they not like met up or anything,

(06:02):
and they just FaceTime? I think you can kind of
just disappear. But they have gone out once, so I
think she needs a text and be like, hey, I'm
just not feeling it, like you're really great, but it's
not for me. Should she go at him and go, hey,
hope day is good, just not feeling it? Or should
she wait for him to message her and be like, hey,
I'm glad you messaged. As a response, then does she
say it yes and just kind of like let down easy,

(06:24):
because I would imagine he'd reach out and be like, hey,
let's go out again if he was feeling it. Yeah,
and then at that point she could be like, yeah, no,
I'm not feeling it. You know, you're really great, just
not for me. And then what if he sends her
a Venmo request for dinner to be paid back? That
does happen? No, Okay, So there you have it, anonymous.
You let him down easy through text. You don't have

(06:46):
to do on the phone, right, No, text message is fine,
it's one day, okay. And don't tell him anything about
the pictures. Yeah, I think just let it, let it go,
let him figure that out. Yeah, it's not her response,
but let me say this. If you're listening, guy, I'm
telling you right now, why put up pictures where you
look like mister Studd. If you show up and you
look like mister Dudd, because no one's gonna like it

(07:07):
like you gotta be real where everyone's gonna disappointed, and
who wants to show up and have people be disappointed?
What you look like I would put up? I put
a picture of me looking worse. Yeah, I was gonna ask,
is that like a good technique to know? Because you'll
never get a date? Got it? You gotta kind of
find the best version of you to put up. What
do you agree? Yeah, you need to show like your

(07:29):
different characteristics in your photos. Maybe you're sporty or if
you're you know, you like to go on adventures, whatever
it is, show your personality in the photos. I would say,
treat your photo gallery like the Spice Girls, sporty Spice,
scary spice. You know you have all these different you know,
spice with the dog holding a fish. What do you
think about shirtless pictures? Morgan number two? They're not bad

(07:51):
if they're not taking a selfie. If somebody took the
photo of them and they're just like chilling, fine, If
they're taking a mirror selfie with a shirtless going on
hard pass, why, it just shows a lot of vain narcissism.
It's a very obvious thing that you guys are probably
not gonna get along if you unless you like somebody
who's very you know about themselves. Okay, there you go,

(08:12):
Morgan number two. Thanks for your expertise. Yeah, let's close
the mailbag. We've got your close. You can email us
at any point, Morgan, what is that email address? Mailbag
at bobby bones dot com. Woman donated a kidney to
her husband's ex wife right after the wedding. Oh wow,

(08:36):
that is generous. Wow. M Two days after marrying her
longtime love, Debbie Neil Strickland donated her kidney to the
ex wife of the man she just married. This is
multi right, this is this is two layers for me. One,
the relationship with an X with your husband's ex has

(08:56):
gotta be weird just in general. Their kids involveolved, he
was married to them, and it's just weird, right, Regardless
of the situation, It's never just uh fruity, right. There's
probably some awkwardness, yes, and there's always some sort of
baggage there too. To give anybody a kidney's nuts and
I say that in the most beautiful way, just to

(09:17):
think I'll have to give part of my ball. I'm
giving a part of my body to somebody. But you're
gonna give it to somebody that traditionally you don't like.
So Strickland's husband, Jim, had been divorced for a long
time from his ex wife, and she was like, yeah,
they were in good terms, so she gave her a
kidney when she find out they matched. And I think
to myself, who would I give a kidney? Too? Well?

(09:38):
And would I jest if I knew I matched somebody
and I was their only match, even if I wasn't
that close to them, give him a kidney. I don't
know really, any of us in the room. I mean,
I'm talking, no said, I'm saying if if somebody was
like a salesperson here that only met a couple of times,
and I knew that I was their only match, Like
I have, I have a tough decision to make, and
I would like to think I would do the right thing.

(09:59):
But you're going then you're cutting out of kidney, and
I love the lines to be like, oh, I'm the
greatest guy ever. Of course I'll give you a kidney,
breaking Bobby Bones, can you give a kidney? Right? I
was just thinking that could be an episode, but ultimate
I don't know, I don't know. And so but then
it comes to you know, who close to you, would
you for sure give a kidney too? And there's probably

(10:19):
four or five people in my whole life that I
would for sure give a kidney too. But I don't know.
I need to talk to doctor and see how safe
it is to give a kidney. Lots of questions, because
there's also every day there's to tell me something good.
Jim gives us kidney to Kate, Kate takes that same kidney,
trades it in for an NFT, that NFT ends up
making her. So it's it's just a lot of kidney trading.

(10:40):
Then you're in about stories with people getting, you know,
held in a bathroom, getting their kidney cut out in
a bathtub full of ice. Really, you see all the stories,
the real bit, black market Organs, the real Wild that
she gave her husband's ex wife for kidney, Wild, that
she gave somebody a kidney. Shout out to her. They
sound like a bunch of mature people. Yeah, I ain't

(11:02):
that mature. There'll be a lot of consultations with mental
health with UH doctors. But that's it. Debbie nil Strickling
pretty cool. I just wanted to share that story, so
I thought it was so cool. What about you? What
would I give my kidney to someone just I know,
for sure, to people that I know that I'm friends
with or family with. But yeah, I would have to

(11:23):
think about if I would to a stranger, because otherwise,
why haven't I responded to Sometimes they see news articles
of people needing a kidney, but I don't. I don't
go get tested. I think you just feel you feel.
If I feel called to do it in one moment,
then maybe I will. Depends. I feel like how some
of these people that respond to a billboard or someone
holding a sign like they feel it inside of them

(11:45):
that maybe that's part of their calling and they do
a bad person. You're not a bad person. I tell
you why calling If somebody's holding a sign up on
the side of the road like they're on the corn
I'm driving up and they're like, I need your kidney.
I'm not looking at on the arm right like, because
that's not I'm all of a sudden, I'm trying to
tie my shoe while I'm driving. But you're not a
bad person. I feel like I'm a good person except
for the situation. Well or it makes me nervous. There

(12:08):
are two things I get nervous about. I haven't give
a kidney. And then when I fly a bump, I
don't like bumps when I fly. I have a fly
every day, and if we hit a bump, I think
we're dead. A little bit of turbulence, I grab like
it's gonna save me. I grab both sides of the
seat right, like that's gonna do anything. We had a
little turbulence, and I'm like, oh, I grab because obviously
if I'm a more stable based on that plane, it's

(12:28):
gonna keep it from crashing. What about liver though, you'd
pass that out because it'll regenerate. Yeah, you want? Who
needs a piece of live? Yeah? But you're good with
one kidney, right you are? But I think you set
yourself up for down the line you may encounter some problems.
And I'm sure we are so uneducated. And we're talking
about right now, oh very you know we have experts
listening there. But I feel like, from what I know,

(12:50):
kidney would be tough. I think I would do it.
I'm gonna give you a little well. I think I can.
I think I can. I think I can. What else
could I donate? I get blood? I get blood? Fine,
thank you blood. I'm fine. And liver I first sure
could do it because it's a part of it. I
bet you have the A plus liver. I've never had
drink of alcohol. I bet you my livers in there.
Oh yeah, my livers. They're doing push ups right now.

(13:13):
It's working out. The latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan
number two thirty second Skinny Shnai Twin is working on
new music. She shared that she's in the studio now
and on a mission to make her best album ever.
She plans to release the album before Christmas this year.

(13:33):
Dylan Scott talked about people using his song Nobody for
their first dance song at weddings. I think it's really
cool because I mean, as a writer of the song,
I mean that's kind of what you want. You want
people to connect with it. And the fact they want
to use it for their first dance on their wedding
on such a special day. It's that means a lot
to me. Plorida Georgia Line is about to head out
on there I Love My Country tour, and Tyler Hubbard

(13:56):
talked about being excited to get back on the road.
Just to get back on the road A lot of
that is dreaming about what's the next show going a
look like, how are we going to bring an element
of excitement that hadn't been done before and done differently
and reinspiring and a show that creates a bunch of moments,
but it'll be a lot of fun. We're excited and
we love touring. That's also in our blood. So we've
definitely missed it and really really excited to get back

(14:17):
out do some big shows and connect with our fans.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny all. It's time
for the good news. Boy. Graduating from college is a
big achievement, but it leaves a lot of folks with
a lot of student debt. So one community college in
northern California took care of that burden for their spring

(14:38):
class of twenty twenty one. They have forgiven all remaining
student debt for the May twenty twenty one graduates. Wow,
more than sixty students received an email from the Colleges
Foundation with the good news that all the debt's been cleared.
About eighty five percent of the school students are low
or middle income. All that debt forgiveness allowed a lot
of them to graduate. That is crazy, which who on

(14:59):
the show? Maybe it was lunchbox, you're three hours short,
three hours short in a ticket parking ticket? Well, I
told you guys, parking tickets for a long time. That's
why I didn't have it. But it was really just
that I didn't finish my degree, That's what it was.
He lied and said he didn't get his diploma because
of parking tickets. Were like, okay, well we'll cover those
for you. Was one class short. Yeah, but I did

(15:21):
have student loans, and the loan company did, say, like
four thousand dollars. They just sent me a Leonard and said, hey,
don't worry about paying this. Why do you think that is?
I don't. I mean maybe because I paid all my
I paid the minimum every time for like eight years.
And so they were like, man, this dude never misses
a payment. We're gonna like give him something he's already
paid over, probably with the interest maybe, or maybe they

(15:42):
were like, dang, he didn't even get a degree. Let's
just cut him some blast his credits, all right, That's
what it's all about, right there. That was tell Me
something good this time for the generational quiz show known
as Elder versus millennial. It's edited the oldest, Morgan number
two the youngest. Let's meet our competitors up first. He's

(16:05):
a dad of four. I call him the Hispanic who
don't panic. His kids call him daddy. Last week he
served as my caddy. It's producer ready his opponent. She
runs our digital She's five foot zero and drives a

(16:25):
big jeep and she has a side hustle making magazines
about sheep. It's Morgan number two. For those wondering, Morgan,
what am I referencing there? Oh? I do. I design
a magazine that's about Hampshires, which is sheep, and I
just you know, I helpe him sell their sheep. Different
farmers across the US, Arkansas, Wisconsin, they're everywhere. What's a

(16:48):
sheep go for? Like a really good sheep? Like over
a thousand bucks for one cheep? And then what? Because
I heard some sheep in Montana and an episode of
Breaking Bobby Bones coming up. But I think maybe it's
a different like why would people buy a sheep? Um? Well,
I think it's similar to like cows and farming, like
they do different things. Some do it for wool, some
do it for the meat. Different processes. But I think

(17:11):
that's really what it is. They buy and sell them
just like you would cows. Kind of Have you ever
gotten attached to one? As you loading up in the magazine,
you're like, I need that cheap. Well, the guy who
who hired me for this job he named a baby
Lamb after me. I got really excited. But I don't
think that Lamb is around anymore. Chop, Yeah, and I
don't think he's here anymore. But his name was Morgan
for a while. So there she is our favorite Sheep

(17:33):
magazine editor Morgan number two. All right, hit me with that.
Let's go three questions, Eddie. I'll give you three questions. Yeah,
Morgan will know the answer to Come on. Layton Mester. What?
Layton Meester is best known for her starring role as
Blair on what TV show? Layton Measter? Layton Measter? What

(17:54):
is how? I've never heard of that person in my
life TV show. Let's go with um Game of Thrones? Incorrect, Morgan,
you can still if you know who Laton Mester is
and what show she was on, that is XO XO
gossip Girl. Gossip Girl is correct, Eddie. Good for you.
By Olivia Rodrigo. Here's a clip. It's being compared to

(18:21):
a rock song from two thousand and seven called Misery Business.
Who sings Misery Business? Kelly Clarkson incorrect? Morgan, who sings
this song? We'll play it again from from Misery Business?
Is a name of them. I'm kind of offended. It's Paramore.

(18:48):
It's paramore. They do kind of sound alike. Huh yeah
a lot. Can I hear good for you again? And
then play misery Business? That first one is that driver's

(19:10):
license girl? Yeah, I mean similar but I ain't sewing
over it, but I do hear similarities. Okay, Eddie, so
far are you over to? This three letter word gained
popularity with being the catchphrase in the online multiplayer game
among Us. It means, given the impression that something is
questionable or dishonest, what is it? Good thing? My boys

(19:32):
play among Us? That is sus? That's correct? Come on, hey,
that guy sus coming out of his mouth. It sounds weird.
How do you say it us? I don't know, just
salvary coming out of your own Eddie? You got Eddie's
got one point crowd. Morgan number two has got two points, which,

(19:53):
by the way, she won the first game last week.
All right, Morgan re company with questions. Now we'll do
music for you as well. On this day. In nineteen
eighty two, this band released our hit song I of
the Tiger, which was also the theme song for Rocky three,
named the band that sings I Have the Tiger survivor. Wow,

(20:17):
I'm shocked right now. Wow, I love Rocky. Dang dang, Okay,
here you go, next up. Nanu nanu is the catchphrase
of Mork and Mindy. What famous comedic actor played morik
And here's a clip of nanunnu. You ever heard nannu

(20:43):
in your whole life? You haven't heard n no? Maybe
my dad said it at some point. Nu Oh gosh,
famous actor. If you get this, you win. Yeah, And
I'm not feeling confident. Let me say again nan nanu. No, no, no,
it doesn't help no matter how many times you say, um,

(21:06):
Chris Farley, No, that's it's all. I guess a little
before Chris Farley, Eddie, give me, Robin William correct, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no. All right, here we go. Come on.
Straight up and Rush Rush are two songs. Here is
straight up and Rush Rush. There's the second song, Rush

(21:32):
Rush Up. Come to me? Who sang these songs for
the win? I don't know. Oh wow, it feels like
a pop girl group. But that does not sound like
five scrolls, So maybe the only other one that was
like really before my time was TLC TLC. Incorrect, Eddie,

(21:59):
you can hide this if you know who sings straight
up and Rush Rush I will tie the game bones
with Paula Abdul. Correct. Yeah, that is correct. All right,
let's go to tiebreaker, Eddie. Get three questions. That's it.
No chance to steal from Morgan. Let's see how many
you get. What was the name of the CWTV show
about the lives of two sisters, Val played by Jenny

(22:21):
Garth and her teenage sister Holly played by Amanda Bynes
Jenny Garth c w um, which is a waverly place? Incorrect?
You can't steal. Would you have known that? Morgan? Is
it nine or two one? No? It's what I like
about you, Jenny Garth. After that, Eddie, what are the
first names of the two Sprouse brothers Jimmy and Ben? No,

(22:46):
Dylan and Cole sprouts no clue? Okay, this is basically
another word for lying. It can be used like no blank,
or you can say stop blanking. Okay, hold on, I
just saw this word. You can get this one. It's
pretty used pretty regularly now. Gosh, hold on basically another

(23:07):
word for lying. Yeah, yeah, uh. It's like it's like
bull bull, but it's not that. It's um. Oh my gosh,
what is it. It's like cuss or cast um casting?
Oh no, I don't know it cast cast caste. I'm

(23:30):
so close? What is it? You know? It? Is it? Front? No? No?
Is it? No? Cap? Oh? So close? Oregan all you
have to get one of the tiebreakers and you win
this one. Whose catchphrases I pity the fool, I pity
the fool, pity the fool. Is it the grandfather, grand
the grandfather, grandfather? I don't know that godfather? The Godfather's correct?

(23:56):
You imagine if he wasn't the godfather. It is mister T.
Mister T right, big Rocky fan of her who was
in Rocky three. Coincidentally, Glow was a popular women's wrestling
organization that began in nineteen eighty six, and it's continued
in various forms even after it left television. What does
GLOW stand for? General Ladies of Wrestling. I got nothing gorgeous,

(24:21):
Ladies of wrestling. One word. And finally, if you don't
get this, it ends up in a tie. What color
was the running man in the AOL logo? Yo? That's correct?
So dumb? What dang it? I can't. At least you
got that. There you go. Morgan number two is our

(24:42):
winner and there she has it. Two victories. She's up
two to zero. Eddie, not good, not good. Not a
good showing by me. Not a good showing. Let's go
over and talk to Faith, who is in North Carolina.
As we were getting closer and closer to Eddie's walk

(25:02):
from West Virginia to Tennessee, Faith, what would you like
to say? Oh, good morning, Bobby, good morning, studio morning.
I just I need to make you this offer, whether
you accept it or not. I have a Coachman Nova. Okay.
So it's just the size of a van. It's very
easy to drive in park. It's not like a big,
huge RV. It has a refrigerator, it has a bathroom,

(25:23):
it has air conditioning, it has a stove. I think
if Eddie were to get tired in the middle of
the day, he needs a place to rest he needed
so ac it's like a camper. It's a camper. I mean,
first of all, very kind of you, very kind, But
are you going to drive it? Or is Eddie? Like
how how is it going to get to where Eddie is?
We would have to figure out a way to meet.

(25:45):
It is my only vehicle. So we are so appreciative
of you offering this. However, we were not going to
let you do that. That's so nice. Thank you and
thank you. And I wish Eddie had something like this
because you could just keep walking then, right because right
now you're gonna have to strategically find hotels. That's but
I mean I like that too though, because it's a goal.
That's like something like I have to get there. I

(26:06):
can't stop. I have no choice to stop because if
I do stop, I won't sleep at a hotel. So
I like that kind of pressure. Hey, Scooba, Steve, we
come to the microphone, So Raymond, hit me the drum
roll please, because what I'm wondering is if we've decided
on when Eddie is going to start his walk from
West Virginia to Tennessee. Just like the George Strait song
Kara and You're Love with me. So our plan is

(26:26):
to start on Sunday evening on the twentieth, On June twentieth,
Sunday evening, Father's Day. I mean, that's how appropriate is that?
Let me leave my family? Did you guys not know that?
I don't even know that. Okay, So Father's Day June twentieth,

(26:47):
you're gonna drive to West Virginia. Huh. Yes, we're driving
straight from Nashville West Virginia and then you're walking all
the way back. We start the walk. And how do
you start that Sunday walk or do you sleep Sunday
and walking Monday? No? I think we hit the ground running.
So we do it. Yeah, we go for it. Ed
he's been training, he's ready. I saw Eddie on his
struggle the other day. You walk almost six miles? Yes?

(27:09):
And how's your feet? I ended up doing seven, so
I mean my feet are good, they're better. I feel
like every single time I do it, I hurt less
the next day, so that is good. I'm shooting for
maybe nine today, so I'm slowly trying to get up
the mileage. Okay. June twentieth, Eddie starts his walk from
West Virginia to Tennessee. You the listener, you put all

(27:31):
your money together made fifty thousand dollars for National Angels,
a charity that has to do with foster kids. Eddie
has two foster kids. So we made it happen. And
now he's going to do it with a backpack full
of heart suckers passing him along. That's the love that
I'm carrying the love in a backpack and I will
pass it out to people exciting. I wonder if George
Strait is going to hear about this. Does he hear
about I mean, maybe it's kind of crazy that you're

(27:55):
actually playing out a lyric from his song. Maybe he does.
George want to walk with me? No, but he may.
I would think if you do it, we make it,
get him to call in. Yeah, but I don't know
because he doesn't do any interviews. Yeah, but this is
special's ever done this before? You're right? You're right, Well,
thank you Faith for the really, really nice call. And
we may have considered it until she was like, well,

(28:16):
it's my only vehicle. We're like, I don't want to
take and then you gotta put us on the insurance.
The whole thing, it's a whole thing. But we really
appreciate that. Come in early in the morning and I
look down and there's just all these voicemails, and I
bring them and try to play someone back for you.
For example, we got this one last night Morning Studio.
I am driving to work and at three o'clock in
the morning and I am listen to the podcast where

(28:37):
you talk about the cicadas. Well, I'm completely grossed out
trying to eat my breakfast and then I hit a possum.
So my day I started off great. I hope you'll
have a better one than I do. Thanks, love the show. Hey,
the possum's got the worst day here, He's fine. They
never die. Hey, So Scuba see, let me ask you
a question. I know we ordered some chocolate covered cicadas. Yeah.

(28:58):
Do we think they'll be in by Monday. Let's be
here by today or Friday. So hopefully it comes this week.
If not, then Monday. Okay, So on Monday's show, we'll
eat the chocolate cover cicadas. We're doing it. Okay, so
we're gonna spin the wheel. But someone's doing someone's doing it. Okay.
You're Amy's pile of stories. So have you ever heard
of excel arousal. I know, I know that word is

(29:22):
often associated with other things, but it really arousal just
means that you've caused your body stress. Okay, excel arousal
is road rage. It's what it's called. I'm saying road
rage better. I'm just gonna say that I don't like
the word is not good. Well, psychologists at the University
of Houston are saying that excel arousal is genetic and

(29:44):
you may have inherited this from your parents. And Eddie
he's like, at he has this, he has excel arousal. Well,
I don't like saying that. Yeah, he could get triggered
by small things such as even hitting breaks for red
light that can like trigger him to get all well,
I think that that road rage. I think road rage

(30:04):
is probably just part of a temper right, because Eddie
does say he's the nicest, kindest, greatest, got to hang
out with, but even when he gets mad at home,
he goes and he breaks stuff in the garage. Yeah, right,
like you have a point to where you snap. What
kind of arousal is that? Brew But I would say
that what's passed you genetically is probably the temper traits

(30:26):
of your mom boor dad or a combination of Probably
do either one of them have a snap temper? That
would be my father. Would he get road rage? Yes, okay,
so it's probably that then instead of this word. While
I'm just saying that road rage is a part of
something bigger that your dad has. Well, so the name
he's partially right. I mean, it's part of our genetics. Man, Absolutely,

(30:48):
I think it is. I just don't like the word
what else. So a new study found that kids, little
kids that is, ask at least seven dary three questions
a day, which is a lot. And I know that.
You know, we've got some parents on here or Eddie
and Lunchbox, and it is kind of crazy how many
questions your kids can ask. And a lot of times
it's just why, why? Why? Why? I mean that's a question,

(31:12):
and I have seen multiple places. So I thought I'd
just passed this along to other parents if they haven't
heard it. But oftentimes you can just throw it back
on your kid and say will you tell me why?
And that's really what they want and that'll help stop
the wise. And there's research behind why that is so well,
because it causes them to think and then they give
themselves the answer, and then they feel less likely to

(31:34):
say why I do that sometimes with you guys, honestly,
and you do, really you do? You do, don't you?
We say why and you say, you tell me why? Yeah,
what do you think that is? You tell me? I
was like, okay, I got you, all right. So this
is what Bobby has in common with Dolly Pardon. She
says that she always wears makeup to bed, not always

(31:57):
stopped real quick. Because here's here's what I do. If
they do have to make me fancy for something, a
show or an event, I don't like to wash it
off because it does look good. I don't put it
on for no reason. But I like to have two
days were out of and you have to pay for that.
I'm like, if I got to pay somebody to make
my hair look good and put stuff on my face,
I want to have two days worth. So what Dolly says,

(32:19):
too well, she said that you never know if there's
going to be an earthquake or tornado or storm, and
she has to go out in the middle of the
night and she wants to look good. And then she
said she doesn't like to just go home and completely
tear down because her husband has to look at her.
So there you have the whole process for her. But yeah,
it doesn't surprise me that Dolly wears makeup to bed.

(32:40):
And then I just so you know, oh well, no,
I just so you know too, like I can always
tell if you had something the night before when you
come in. Good. Still, that doesn't makeup fun. All right,
I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. So this woman reunited

(33:04):
with her biological mom fifty six years later. So what
happened was the mom got pregnant at sixteen. The dad
of the baby was in the military. Just wasn't the
right time, so the mom opted for adoption, and this
woman was raised by a great family. But then she
got curious. So one year for Christmas, she asked her
ancestry dot com kit and then boom, found her birth mother.

(33:26):
And here's the clip of the mom saying that she
always wondered what her daughter was doing. I've always wondered
where she is, where she was, and how she was doing.
I would have gotten given anything to find her, but
I didn't feel that was right of me since I

(33:46):
let her be adopted at birth. Oh crazy, I mean,
I bet that's so emotional in so many ways for
both of them. Just good, bad, beautiful set I mean
now also too, it's such it's a story of hope too.
That the daughter she got curious. It's something she always
wanted and she went for it because you know, the

(34:08):
mom wanted it too, but she didn't. She didn't want
to cross that boundary. So I love that it worked
out for anyway. It makes me a little a little
emo here, all right, that's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good on the phone. Is Eric
who lives in Tennessee. Um, I wanted to tell Eddie
made a mistake with my children on keeping them from

(34:31):
computers and technology and all of that. And then they
started school and ended up failing classes because they didn't
know how to use any of the technology. So I
had to learn the hard way on this. Maybe monitor
them a little bit while you're teaching them. Eddie's been
big on he's not letting his kids get on social media.

(34:52):
That's that's it. It's not technology, it's the social media.
It's the Internet, the Google anything in the world kind
of Google people. Okay, when you google I mean you
think about it, your phone, the Internet. I'm just saying
how you said it, the Google, the Google. You can
google anything, and that's dangerous. You can. Yeah. Yeah. To me,
it's not even that you're restricting your kids, it's how

(35:14):
long you're restricting them. For example, you're thirteen year old,
I'm not able to really get on anything. You're gonna
let him get a Facebook or on Instagram at what age? Eighteen? Okay?
So he can vote and get on social media at
the same time. I think that's all synonymous. Yes? Is
that correct? Did I use that the right way? So? Yeah,
is synonym So I would say they're this Okay, Eric,

(35:36):
what do you think about that? It's gonna make his
kid away till eighteen to get on social media. I
think he's saying that right now. But in the year two,
I think he's going to go away from that. Um okay, Hey, Eric,
thank you for that. Um Amy, you, your kids, your daughter,
you get a deal. No Instagram No, I mean she's
no and a lot of her friends have it, but
she doesn't press me on it, so I'm not so

(35:59):
by using it secretly, but she uses your TikTok account, right, Yeah?
I let her beyond my TikTok with me. So, yeah,
she does have access to certain things, but she no,
she's not how she's going to use it. She doesn't
have a phone to put Instagram on. Yeah, a cousin
who's been in prison at Kester's phones and all the times.
You're right, Yea saying you can. There's always a way
to get the phones. That's all I'm saying. Okay, Now
my fourteen year old has enough to like. She's went,

(36:20):
she went to the store, bought an iPhone. Now she
pays for the monthly. She hustle. She sells snacks. She does.
She'll take snacks from home, put them in little baggies,
take them to school and sell them. Yeah, because she
doesn't pay for the snacks at home. But you know
what she makes that profit at school, doesn't she. The
other day she offered to braid a girl's hair for
cheesy pretzels, and she got it. I was like, where'd
you get these pretzels? Braided her hair? She could be

(36:42):
Now she trades for food. Okay, let's go over to Amy.
It is time for the investigative corny, where we have
to guess the answer to the morning Corny. Let's go
morning Corny. What do beekeepers put in their swag bags?
What do beekeepers put in their swag bags? Okay, so

(37:03):
my minds went straight to honey, right, yeah, swag bags, honey,
swag bags. Bones. That's like gifts when you go to
an event or something, they give you free stuff stuff honeyhole, honeycomb, honeycomb, honey?
What do beekeepers put in their swag bags? Swag will
be free stuff. Yeah, it's honeycomb stuff we all get.

(37:23):
I think that's a swag stands for hum. Oh really,
it's what no stuff? Wow? I thought that's what a minute.
I don't know, we're probably bad. Yeah, okay, hold on, guys,
time and we asked the joke again. Okay, what a

(37:45):
beekeepers put in their swag bags? What do beekeepers we
all get put in their swag bags? Beekeepers putting their
swag bags? Sting, honey, it's gotta be honey, honey, something right,
honey suckle? No, what's honey combs? Honey? What do beekeepers
put in their swag bag? Don't you have a friend

(38:05):
that's a beekeeper? Well, Scottie was for like three months.
Did y'all see Angelina Jolie, We're not even close. I'll
tell you later. Beekeeper, what about hood? What cover? What
do beekeepers put in their swag bags? Beekeepers putting their

(38:26):
swag backs. Maybe it's just bee free stuff? Swa what
free stuff? Free free honey time. God, you are so close.
You're giving up free honey, free honey, free willie, free will,
free Willie. It's free stuff in the swag bag, right,
and they're beekeepers. Okay, okay, so hidden, I feel like,

(38:48):
just want ten different directions morning. What do beekeepers put
in their swag bags? What? Freebes, free begs? You're right? Okay? Yes?
And did y'all see that Angelina Jolie was doing some
photoshoot with bees and there was all these bees and
she didn't get stung once. Yeah, they were doing like

(39:09):
save the Bees campaign. It was crazy. The bees were
all landing on her. She didn't get stung one time.
I don't I think the only sting when they're scared. Yeah,
I know. So she stayed still and cool and confident.
But still, that's hard. I saw this story about how
all these they found these honeycombs and they were blue
and green, little bops of honey in the honeycombs, and

(39:29):
the scientists went from the bekeey person the signs. I
couldn't figure out what was happening, why the honey was
turning blue green brown. They like they had never seen
this anywhere before. It turns out there was an eminem
plant nearby and the bees were going over and they
had eminem like that food the color, and they would
put it back. That's hilarious, that's what it was. Eminem's
not crazy, all right, there you go, that's the corny.

(39:52):
We were terrible at that. They did this group class
and my gym. So I go and it's it's not boxing,
it's a boxing gym him, but there's like a side
workout class and so there's like twelve people and it's
called like F series and you're lifting weights and you're
running and it's just like a cardio. I don't know,
it sucks, but it's really really difficult and good for me.

(40:13):
And so I go on. I do it and it's
eight women, four men, and I'm sizing up the group
immediately because you're you're kind of going for time as well.
And this is how I hurt myself because I'm talking
about this recently, Like I compete, I will blow out
a shoulder before I finish second or third, and so
it's it's not a healthy place for me. But I
go and there's one guy and I just look at him.
He's my main competition. I can tell he doesn't know

(40:34):
I exist, but I know this is the guy. Like
he's not competing again, it's also like twenty four. He's ripped.
He's in a T shirt that says like such and
such track. I mean, you can tell he's a real
life athlete. And so we do the first half and
it's mostly like bench presson lifting and stuff before it
gets to the heavy cardio and I'm like, all right,
I'm just waiting until that. We compete against each other

(40:54):
and on the outside stuff. We go outside, he takes
a shirt off and he has like thirteen albs. I
think he has three pecks. It's not it's just crazy
how ripped up this guy is. And I'm like, all right,
like this, like Toby Keith once said, I'm not as
good as I once was, but I'm as good once
as close I got a few years and I felt

(41:20):
this way because again, I'm not as good as I
once was, but one time, I can give it to you.
Like I'm not as good as I once was, but
I'm as good once as I ever was. And so
I'm like, I'm I'm gonna sell out. I'm gonna beat
this this kid and beat his butt. And so they're like,
all right, you're doing burpies and to fifty push ups
and to it and then run two blocks, and so
I'm like, oh. So they start and it's like four

(41:41):
sets and I'll do the first one, and he's got
me by a little bit, and I'm like all right,
and I'm watching him and he and all the girls
just staring at him, like and I'm like an oversized
T shirt, mismatch shoes, the whole thing. And so we're
running and I'm just barely behind. And it comes to
that fourth and final set and I'm like, this is
where I gotta turn it on. Come on, and so
shops and he takes off. He's like three steps ahead

(42:01):
of me, and I take off and I'm hurt, and
I'm looking at my apple watching. I get a smart
watching now, so I'm looking at it and monitoring this stuff.
And I see him and he starts to pull away,
but you know what, I do. I let him because
I couldn't catch him. No second, I couldn't. I gave
everything I had. I thought you were gonna say I tried.
I trying to beat his butt, and so what you said,

(42:22):
you let him, Well, I couldn't. I didn't have it.
I tried to put it into that that gear, and
when I did that, it just wasn't there. Yeah, so
I don't know if that's you letting him well. I
love about that. I let it because for the first time,
I was like, I can't keep I can't keep up.
And he beat me by sixteen seconds. I finished second
out of twelve and he beat my butt. And then

(42:44):
he didn't acknowledge, like, hey man, good job. Oh no, no,
because it's because he didn't realize that you were competing
trying to kill myself. He's probably just Sunday strolling it.
But I had a little humble pie because I was like,
I'm taking this kid down. So I'm not as good
once as I ever was. I'm just still pretty good. Yeah,
that was my day yesterday, and they dramatic have any yesterday. No,

(43:05):
I didn't have any competition with younger people. Then I
just stewed about it all day. So now do you
think you'll train to beat this guy. I just think
I'm not as good as I once was in regardless,
and I'm gonna hurt myself. Let it go. I have
to let it go. And I was off in as
second out of twelve. I beat the other two dudes.
It beat their butts. Yeah did you tell them? No?
How old were those guys? What do they look like? No?

(43:27):
Everybody was younger than I was. Okay, so good. Yeah,
you still got a little back in my prom All right,
so tell the show what you're doing with your kids. Well,
I saw this somewhere else and thought this is genius.
And pretty much you have your kids speak to your
home devices as they would if they were talking to
a human, using proper manners. So like if my daughter's

(43:49):
asking Alexa, it will play a song or something, I
now say, you need to ask her and say please,
and then if she plays it, you say thank you,
and you do proper manners with the box, because then
that helps them continue their manners with humans. Eddie, you
had some weird eyes once she was saying that. I
was processing it and I think I love it. Okay,

(44:10):
thank you. I think I love it because this is
a perfect time for them to practice these manners. I've
tried the mister and missus. That's not working in my house,
like that's mister, you know, bones to you, and they
just doesn't stick. But I like to thank you and
you're welcome and yes sir or whatever. But yeah, how
receptive have they been to it? Yeah, not so much,
but because they think it's ridiculous because it's not a

(44:32):
real person. But I'm like, but do you understand, like
why it's helpful because it gets it helps keep you
in that pattern of saying it, and you talk to
these devices sometimes more than you do a human, especially
now that it's summertime and they're not going to be
in school, and so I just felt like summertime was

(44:52):
a great time to start using our manners with AI.
You know what's weird is I will still because I
was trained to say yes ma'am, no, ma'am, yes, no sir,
you still do it. I do, especially if I'm like
I go to you know, go to Southwest Carolines's ticket
and I'm like, hey, she's like, oh you need this,
I'm like, yes, ma'am. It's it strikes people if they're
not from the South in a really weird way, so
that is sometimes like a little issue. And secondly, if

(45:16):
they're younger than me, if I don't know them, if
I don't know how they are, I'm just like yes, ma'am,
no man, and they're like, huh, hey, aren't you like forty? Yeah,
it's weird, it's weird. But I have been trained to
my my grandma. If I ever said yeah, I had
slapped him back in the head. I know. That's how
I was raised too, And so it is yes, ma'am, no, ma'am, yes, sir, no,

(45:37):
sir to somebody in a position of authority. If it's
like eddie, you haven't called me sir, I have it,
nor will I ever were you, yes sir, no sir. Yes.
My my parents didn't require require it, so I wish
they would have more so because then I would be
better at it. But I was an adult though that
I still do that. I say that, not like look

(45:57):
at me, like how good my manners are. Sometimes I'm
like like, so I would you like to sit in six? Yes, ma'am,
what the yeah? Would you say? So it's it's maybe
I should drop it now. No, I think it's okay
to have it. It's a good quality. It's something I
developed later, and I'm glad that I did. And also too,
we've crossed into that age group where I get these

(46:18):
young kids telling me yes, ma'am, and I'm like, oh, okay,
but I just have to embrace it because they're using
their manners and yes, I'm I'm forty. I'm officially like, yes, ma'am,
you've been a man for like fifteen years. Okay, says
Morgan's a man to kids, and she's twenty six, twenty seven.
Don't put that on me there, you're a man twelve

(46:39):
year old for sure, man, But these twenty one year
olds they looked twelve. I saw a kid driving the
other day and I thought what I was about to
call the cops on a kid that I'm no way,
he's six, no way. But that's it. We kid, We've
hit that mark that we've crossed over to the side
where kids just look so young. It happens and we're there. Yeah,

(47:02):
I don't. I guess I don't really experience that. I
guess because I'm so young youthful. Yeah, totally. Hey, tomorrow,
at this time, three doors down will be on. They're
gonna come in and play. And if I could be
like dad, I would do anything. This is the jam
they're doing the twenty fifth anniversary tour or twenty anniversary.

(47:23):
They're big record, So they're gonna come in and play.
They're gonna do if I go crazy? Yeah, well you
still come is Superman Kryptonite? Yeah that's tomorrow at this time.
You guys check it out. Yeah. Lunchbox plays lottery, and
so it always brings in lottery stories. It seems like
every day there's a lottery story with me. I'm getting
married the next couple of months. It seems like there's
always a story about a crazy bridesmaid or some sort

(47:45):
of bridezilla that's happening. And I don't know if you
see these as often too, I mean I notice them. Yeah,
every day there's a new one or someone sends it
to me. I have this one today. Rather than having
her maid of honors husband attend the big day, this
bride wanted to sclewed him because of his height because
here in the pictures. The anonymous maid of honor shared

(48:07):
the strange request and a forum on Reddit where people say, hey,
am I right or wrong? And then you have people
that they have no interest in it, like given their
advice because they don't know the people. Quote. She didn't
have the date immediately as she wasn't sure how it
would be with COVID, And now she has the date,
and she told me she thinks would better if my
husband didn't come. The maid of honor wrote this on Friday.

(48:28):
I asked why, and she didn't want to tell me
at first, but then she said us because he is
shorter than me and it would look weird in pictures.
Her husband is five foot four, while the maid of
honor is five foot five. The maid of honor explained
that she offered to wear flat shoes, but the bride
was not willing to compromise because the rest of her

(48:48):
bridal party will be wearing high heels. So this is
like a bad person. That is a bad person, like
aside from the wedding, this is a bad, bad human.
When the maid of honor told the bride that she
wouldn't be attending the wedding without her husband, the bride
still tried to convince her otherwise, Is this the worst
one that we've heard? It's very bad. No, we've heard

(49:09):
like it's the guy's height. He can't. He hasn't. He
can't help that. Yeah. Sometimes, Yeah, it's been regarding other
things that people can't change about themselves. What if I
told Ray, Hey, Ray, you can't come with the wedding, bro,
it's only people five seven and above, Like that would
be awful of me. Well, I'll tell you where those
pictures end up, um on a hard drive that never
gets looked at. Yeah. You know the last time I

(49:29):
saw my wedding pictures when I got right after I
got married. I haven't seen them since. Well, listen, you
need to make a photo you do you haven't made
a photo album. We have a photo album. It sits
of them a bit, but I don't look at those.
Eventually somebody will look at them, your kids when they
grow up, and they're gonna be like, look at that
a short guy. They're not going to very They're not.
This is yeah, this bride. So if you're the bridesmaid

(49:51):
or the maid of honor, what do you do do you?
Just like, I don't know if I don't go to
the wedding right oh wow, okay, yeah, oh the maid
of honor, I don't Yeah, yeah, Like, if you're not
going to accept my house. I would say, oh, up
your nose with the rubber hose, because if you don't
want my husband be there, that stinks. And if you
don't want to be there because he's short, you're a
bad person. You can't help that. I would not go.
I would say, it's him and me, or it's not me.

(50:11):
I'm not gonna leave my husband. That's my my husband.
I'm as it feels weird, but I'm not. I'm not
gonna leave like my a a number one teammate or
your partner. Yeah, there's been some bridal parties where one
of the members has been pregnant and the brides have
been like, whoa, you're throwing off the vibe of the
pictures because you're big, old pregnant belly, so you can't

(50:33):
even the photos and they can't help that. Well, that's
an easy to fix though, you just turn around backwards.
It's funny. No, I agree. Yeah, And Ray makes a
great point. You're gonna see these pictures on Instagram, maybe
on Facebook, and then really, unless you're doing a throwback Thursday,
you're not until you go later in life. But he's

(50:53):
not ruining the pictures and he's not that's my point too.
It's like you're worried about and running the picture, but
who cares? And then and then he's not running the picture.
Zac oh Man, all right, dustin lanch riding roads. He's
sorry for existing hashtags, sorry for existing he does come in.
It's time for the good news. Jim Freeman was going

(51:16):
to pick up is to go order at pasta house
in Missouri. And he got there and he said, picking
up his order, and he turned around the restaurant and
he looked. He was like, everything looked normal for the
first time and over a year. So I felt inspired
to do something. He said, you know what, I want
to pay for everyone's dinner in here. And not only that,
he left the five hundred dollars tip for every server

(51:38):
in the restaurant, while not just in general, not just general.
Split it up. Every server got five hundred smackers. This
guy do for a living. How do you get that money?
It doesn't say, And they said how much you end
up spending that night? He goes, God, does it really matter? Now? Mean,
that's amazing. You gotta do you think it's amazing because
you've tried this and you haven't gotten the news cover

(52:00):
it's amazing that every server got five one hundred dollars.
I think all of it's amazing. By the way, I
think what he did is fantastic. But go, hey, you
gotta tell us how much you spent. But you gotta
let us know so we can brag on you a
little bit more. And how does he make the news
when I did it subway and nothing happen. This guy
did something remarkable. Yeah, well I did too. I looked around.
I was like, Wow, these people are hungry. I'm gonna

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do something amazing, and I bought their sub Well, you
went in and said told us I'm gonna try to
get on the news. I did, I've said that, and
then you bought some How what was your total bill
for all the people in lane? I twenty six dollars?
Right and any way? Way, you know, what does it
really matter? But then you also called the news on yourself. Right?

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You tip the server five hundred bucks, one hundred bucks,
ten bucks. No, I don't tip at the sub shop.
They're just Yeah, if you walked into a restaurant, covered
everybody and gave every server of fifty bucks, that'd make
the news. Do it? Do it? Do it? I'll find
a small restaurant. Okay, see that. Do you think he
went and found a small restaurant? Yeah? I mean because

(53:04):
I think he wanted to make the news. I don't
think so. Probably. Okay, that's a good story though. What's
his name? His name is Jim Freeman. Jim Freeman. Shout
out to you, my friend. That's very, very generous. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Tomorrow on the show, Three Doors Down will be in
and they're gonna do songs like I'm here with that

(53:25):
you baby, and you're a loan my loan in mind.
All right, that's tomorrow. Now let's go over and do
the news. Bobby's be straight crazy moment when a Utah
woman fights off a huge bear and pushes it off
a garden wall to save her dogs. A TikTok clip

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posted online shows a wild black bear with two cubs
and tow attempting to enter a Utah woman's walled yard
and tussling with her dogs. The woman, identified only as
cousin Haley, rushes to her dog's rescue. It's one of
those fight or flight times where you're either gonna let
the dogs get eating and you're gonna fight the bear

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in a brave move because the bear was on top
of the wall trying to get over. The woman grabs
the bear and it's a full grown adult bear and
pushes it back over the wall. It is wild because
it's a big bear. Do you watch the video. It's
a brick wall. It's like one too, like eight bricks high,
like concrete bricks. And the bears on top of the

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bears on top of the wall, literally walking on top
of the wall. And so listen, if the bear were
on the ground, it'd be tough for sure, because you're
not moving that bear. But because the bear didn't have
a lot, she just shoved him over. The thing I'd
be worried about is the bear had cubs and toe
and that's why they get aggressive and mean, hungry or
with their mama babies. Yeah, so she did push it off.
It's crazy. What do you think about it? Well, I

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was a little torn on it because the dog kind
of started the fight. So mama bears got the cubs
right walking on the wall, and then the dog comes over.
But the bears it shouldn't be in the yard, comminds
his world, right, so he kind of fights the big
one and the big dog gets hurt, and then the
little one, which kind of looks like a poodle. Then
the little one starts getting brave and goes after the bear.

(55:10):
And that's the one that gets like, oh, that's in
big trouble. But I don't know. I just felt like
Bear was just being bear, protecting the cubs. Bear was
in a neighborhood, a residential area, walking on top of that.
But I'm telling you they shouldn't be there, the Americans.
Then it could attack a human. Yeah, yeah, no, I
mean it was crazy that the lady just came out
of nowhere and said, oh, that's my dog. Another story,
seventy three percent of Americans admit to using their phone

(55:33):
either on the toilet or at a urinal. And I
read that it's seventy percent. I thought, well, the other
twenty seven percent are lyned one hand. Yeah, same way
you would get one hand on the prize one. Okay.
I was wondering, now you're gonna say that, Okaye. The
number goes up to ninety three percent for those between
eighteen and twenty nine, despite the obvious germs that could

(55:55):
be on their phones. One of the three said they
never cleaned their phones. I do clean my phone every
few days. I had somebody gave me a gift for
my birthday where you put your phone on this brick
and it cleans it. But I don't know who gave
me the gift. I dropped it off the house and
didn't put a name on it. And I don't want
to say claim it because I don't know who did
it and I want to, but I use it. It's awesome.
But so most people are sitting on the toilet using

(56:17):
their phone. Who doesn't use the phone on the toilet exactly?
I don't go into the bathroom without my phone, Like,
that's the first I gotta go to the bathroom. Where's
my phone? Yeah, that's the new book, right. You know
you used to put a book on the back of
your toilet, but now you need too because everybody has
their phone. Finally, what type of facial hair do you
think is most attractive to women? Amy a beard, just

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just like a big heavy beard. It doesn't need to
be heavy, but a full beard. Women find men with
heavy stubble most attractive. In a study published an Evolution
hum Human Behavior, they say that women like guys would
stubble on their face more than any other kind of
facial hair. Men with full beards will perceived to be
better at prenting, however, but they found men would stubble

(57:03):
to be the most attractive to be the least attractive.
It's men with extremely light stubble. Oh so it's a
weird dynamic there where you don't want it light, but
you want it not quite beard, but right there in
the middle. I would think the mustache is the least attractive.
Just a simple mustache, simple old school mustache, right, Yeah,

(57:23):
the whole stubble things tough. My hair doesn't grow in
all the way still, and it's weird, like I have
a scar on my chin from high school football and
doesn't grow in. There goes in different colors, different browns,
like a little gray spot over it. But I feel
like if you don't shave for like two days, you
go from nothing to heavy stubble. Right There's you don't
have an in between, right. I don't like new with
facial hair, so you're rarely going to see it unless

(57:44):
it's a Christmas vacation. You like the beard, Eddie, you
have the kind of I kind of have the most
attractive heavy stubble. That's kind of what I keep unless
I get lazy. You have a full mustache. The bones,
I don't mean to that's I mean you do. It's
it's grows. I guess the system grow more than your cheeks.
This is all equal, so I shave it all equal,

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and then this is what comes out heavier, the mustache part. Wow,
that's just part of my culture. I guess you're okay.
All right, that's the news Bobbies story. It's now time
for our segment called Never Gonna Get It. On the
phone is a Laura who lives in Austin, Texas. Laura

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tell us something about you. Well, I am a realtor,
so if anyone wants to buy or sell, really taking
a shout. And how is the real estate market doing
in Austin, Texas. Well, it depends on who's asking, but
it's absolutely bonkers. I'm exhausted every day, but happier than ever.
Exhausted because you're closing so many deals and you can't
count your money fast enough. Something like that. I still

(58:47):
need that gift card. Okay, so she knows what she's
playing for. It's one hundred dollars cash gift card. Courtesy
of Hunday, which, by the way, I'm driving a Hunday
Palis and it's pretty cool. By the way, this this
will still travel with Eddie. Yeah, the hun will be
traveling with me, that's right. Yeah, Okay, here's the question.
The average one of these costs four times as much

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as it did twenty five years ago, but it's half
the size. What is it? The average one of these
costs four times as much as it did twenty five
years ago, but it's half the size. What is it?
All right? So Laura, we're gonna give you a shot here.
Oh lord. You get to guess first, and if you

(59:29):
get it right, you win the money the end. If
you miss it, you get to pick a player anybody
on the show to play for you. Okay, okay, well,
I definitely trust them more than I trust myself. I
don't even know if I have a good guess. I'm
looking around me right now and the closest thing to
me is a car, but I don't think that that

(59:50):
has changed in size too much. Okay, I'll read it
one more time here, and you could even go, hey,
I'm gonna go with a sock because I don't know
and move on if you don't have an answer, But
here you go the ridge. One of these costs four
times as much as it did twenty five years ago,
but is half the size. What is it for one
hundred bucks? Laura go ahead? Oh well, after a lot

(01:00:13):
of contemplation, I think I'm gonna go with the sock.
A sock? Wow, she went with a sock. Answer is
not a sock. So now you have a few players here.
You have five people in the room. They've all written
their answers. Town Um who feels like they know it?
Morgan says she knows it? Oh wow? Really, Ray, do
you feel good about it? But don't lie because sometimes

(01:00:34):
you guys do this little game where you're like no,
then you miss it. You go a sock? You know
who feels like they know it? Me? You said no, lie,
and I won't lie. This is the hardest one we've
ever had. Okay, good see honestly coming from Ray, do
you still think you have it? Yes? Absolutely so? Ray
and Morgan think they have it. Okay, Laura, you get
to pick your player here, Ammy Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan number

(01:00:55):
two or Ray Gosh well, based on the track record,
I would love to go with Amy, but because of
the confidence back, I kind of want to go with Morgan.
And Morgan back in the day, she's like the og
it being good at the game. She's been on a
cold strike lately, but I'm normally. I feel like this
could start me back up. Though, Okay, we're interesting. Let's

(01:01:16):
go with Raymundo, who she didn't pick Raymundo. The average
one of these costs four times as much as it
did twenty five years ago. It's half the size, though,
what is it? Give me a wedding? Oh m oh no, no, no, no,
that's interesting though, But no, is that what you have, Morgan? No,
that's not what I have. Amy. Well, we'll get any

(01:01:40):
what we're gonna do, Amy, We're gonna get to her
at the end. It's crazy. Well, I'm debating between two things.
Go ahead, I can tell you, we can't say what
you can just pick one. Oh, I guess I'll go
with TV. A TV. I feel like they're more expensive,
but they're a lot skinnier, oh skinner, Like I know,
a big screen TV needs to be this huge box. Yeah. True. Lunchbikes, Well,

(01:02:03):
at first I wrote down back of chips because I
feel like every bag of chips I buy, there's less
and less chips in them, and they're more expensive than
I scratched that out because I was like, that's dump
And then we were talking to a real owner on
the phone. I thought houses, because they're a lot more expensive,
but they're all pretty much the same size anyway. So
then we settled on a phone. Okay, because you buy

(01:02:24):
that iPhone, it's a lot smaller than that phone you
put on the wall. Back in the day, I felt
like funds used to be so expensive when they first
came out. Yeah, Eddie, okay, so I too went phone
at first, but then I was like, iPhone, Yeah, that
makes sense. But no, they weren't around twenty five years ago,
I believe. So I changed my answer to a laptop.

(01:02:46):
A laptop computer used to be fat. Remember those they
were huge? Hey, I have computer scratched out. Okay, you
can't have ten answer scratched. I think I think that's
a good one though everything. So I think Eddie's on
the right track. Both on the right track, y'all could
be right. I guess I was just thinking back in
the day, something like a laptop and a phone was
so rare. Morgan, now she has picked you a computer.

(01:03:11):
It's not a laptop because there weren't laptops back in
the day. It's a computer. Twenty five years ago, I
bet there were laptops. No, there were not laptops. There
was a computer and you had a detached keyboard. The
average one of these costs four times as much as
it did twenty five years ago, but it's half the side.
We all went electronics except for Ray. Well, Lunchbox alone
went back a chip. Ray. You're not right, Amy, You're

(01:03:36):
not right. Lunchbox, You're not right. That's okay. And Eddie,
you have lap What is your laptop? Laptop? Eddie, you're
not right? What? Oh no, better not a computer, Morgan,
your answer is officially a computer. The answer is a bikini.

(01:03:57):
Oh funny. I love it. Yeah, I can't wait to
go to the beach. Average one of these past four
times as much, and it's about half the size because
bikinis were generally bigger than Yeah now they reveal a
lot more well now then, Laura, Laura, I'm so sorry. Yeah,

(01:04:25):
I hate that you didn't win. So here's what I'm
gonna do. I'm gonna give you another chance to play tomorrow. Okay, yeah,
but I can only give you one more chance because
they already don't like me playing multiple games with people.
I just hate to see people lose. So are you up?
You are special? Are you up for another game tomorrow? Laura?
Of course, anytime. Okay, so this is a Laura. We'll

(01:04:47):
talk to her. So, you know, a couple of months,
I'm a bachelor party. Pretty excited about that, a bunch
of friends together. If we're going to Arkansas, we're gonna
play some basketball. Oh, we're gonna just do a whole
lot of stuff that I really haven't revealed yet. But
Eddie came to me with an idea for the bachelor
party because up to this point, I have kept it

(01:05:07):
off Eddie to do anything. I've booked the house that
we're staying in, booked the flights I've done at the hall,
because it's just like, I don't want anybody to fill
the burden. I want Eddie to fill the burden. I'm
gonna pay for something. I appreciate that, right. And so
he comes to me and he goes, I haven't yeah,
so well, well you gotta understand. So he's doing all
this stuff amy, right, So I'm like I gotta, I
gotta at least come up with the events that we're

(01:05:28):
gonna do at night, because we're gonna play golf, we're
gonna play sports. We have a whole thing. But Eddie
wants to come up with night events, and so pitch
it to Amy, like you did me? Sure, Amy, look
at me. So the first night we get there, right,
we got all our friends, We have a bucket with
everyone's names, and my kids have boxing gloves that they
got for Christmas. I take the boxing gloves. We picked

(01:05:49):
two of our friends and we're gonna do fight night.
So they fight it out and everyone bets on who
the winner is gonna beat. It's just legal. There's sports,
there's gambling. Yeahn from a bucket. Oh my gosh, it's
gonna be like underground fighting. But I mean it's really
us friends just having a fun. Caitlin freaks out when
Bobby returns home with a broken nose. Well, I worried
about that. I didn't think about that. I just thought
it was a dumb I did it again with so

(01:06:10):
I didn't even get that far. Your teeth get knocked out.
Go ahead, Eddie, I'm listening, Okay, So how much fun.
Would that be? Like really, oh no, you're missing the question.
She's asking your question. Am I exempt? Yeah, because I
could just sit in a throne and just bet it's
like on a Gladiator when he does his throat slit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
laukan Phoenix. I'm like, okay, I don't like it right now,
kill him. See. I do think that since it's your party,

(01:06:32):
you're the one getting married, you may be exempt from it.
So for Bobby's bachelor party, he sits and watches his
friend's fight. I don't that's weird, you love it? Creeped out?
That would be hilarious, awful, Like, we can't. There's no
way we're doing No, somebody would get into a real fight.

(01:06:52):
You know, people will get mad. Okay, Well, I'm just brainstorming.
So I guess we'll think more about it. And honestly,
I haven't given Eddie a lot of avin to create stuff. Again,
he doesn't have the list of people who are coming yet. No, Hey,
what about what I don't want? I don't want everybody
like getting on a little group text with me not
in it and then being like, oh we should do this,
and all of a sudden, well, what do we do
a group texts with everyone. There's a group text for Caitlin, right,

(01:07:14):
but she trusts you guys. Okay, I don't trust these guys.
What do you mean fight night? Okay, this is what's
gonna happen. All of a sudden, I show up. They're like, well,
we've all talked about it for a week. Let's let's
get Fighting Night going. It sounds its stupid. I did
hit Kaitlyn out. I saw a TikTok where these people
like the guy is standing up. You guys even know
the Wilbarrel used to do with somebody when they put

(01:07:35):
their hands on the ground and get their feet. So
there's a TikTok where you that you have their legs
and you flip them and they land on their feet.
And I said, hey, it's because Kaitlyn is extremely athletic,
more of an athlete than I am. And I still
feel like I'm pretty good, but she is so athletic.
And I said, hey, we should do this because you
can easily do this. I said, or I'll do it.
And she's like, are you telling me we're just a
couple of months away from our wedding and you want

(01:07:55):
to do flips? For a TikTok and if one of
us lands on our face and we break something with
that's a good point that. Yeah, what are you guys
talking about? In Kaitlin's a little side message. I can't
say because it's it's surprised things. Do you guys need
to take a nude picture of me so he can
play pin the winer on the picture? Nope, you're not
doing weener stuff, are you? Amy? Okay, I mean she's

(01:08:17):
not a weener girl. Well, no, I had weener stuff
at my which is weird. My friend Jill made weener
ice cube and my mom and my mother in law
were at part of it, and Jill was walking around
offering ice cubes to freshen up people's drinks, and she
offered a little weener cube to my mother in law
and it was so awkward. This is why it's one
of the last segments of the day here. And I'm

(01:08:39):
going to look up boob ice cubes. I don't want
anything like that. I don't want anything like that. Nothing, nothing, Man,
it's tough today. This story comes to us from Indie h.
A man thought it was really funny because he has
a YouTube channel. He wants to get a lot of hits.
So he tied a bunch of helium balloons to his
dog and he sent him my airborne and as the

(01:09:01):
dogs going up, boom, hits a balcony. Boot. Oh no,
the dog was hitting the balcony. Yeah, but he was okay.
They caught him at the top. But police arrested him
for animal cruelty. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, Amy, Well yeah,
they post that though most of the video. So he
got busted because he put balloons around his pet dog

(01:09:21):
named Dollar and sent him up in the air. And
I mean we did that once years ago. We thanked it,
thanked dog. We thought it was my dog. This is
probably thirteen years or so ago longer. And then people
were spot was it longer, Oh yeah, the people were
spotting him floating over. We did some dumb stuff back

(01:09:42):
in the day. Oh man. We did not get a
rested for animal cruelty because it wasn't a really animal
and we weren't cruel to it. There you go, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bone head story of the day. I'm headed
up to Saint Louis today to do some work with
Purina in their service Dog campaign. It's something I've been
involved in for the last couple of years where they
pay to have dog trained and raised and it's expensive,
as we know, to have a service dog and to

(01:10:04):
train it, and they give it to vets with PTSD.
And so I'm gonna go do that today. That's my plan.
Are you now, I have more therapy today? And then yeah,
I don't know. I need to look at my calendar.
Are you keeping the doctor away therapy a day? No,
what's not a therapy. There's different kinds of therapy, yeah,
home for different things. So yeah, maybe something like that.

(01:10:26):
I was thinking about you. I know that you still
don't have all of your smell back. Yeah, I'm COVID.
I'm convinced ever since I got COVID that I'm just
not going to get one hundred percent of my smell back.
I'd say about I'm about eighty percent, but you can
still feel the twenty percent not there. Yeah, So like
I'm telling you, back in the day, if there was
like and I used this example all the time, but
there was a camp fire, I could smell it from like, Oh,

(01:10:47):
I see it, and I can smell it too. Now
I can see it and I still don't smell I
gotta put my nose right up to the flame and
be like, well there's the campfire. Wow. So like, I mean,
I could just smell things around the house and now
I can't. Was it you talking about kirkhark Street. Yeah,
he tweeted the other day that he got COVID five
months ago and he still hasn't gotten his smell or
his taste back. Five months. Five months, That's here's what

(01:11:11):
he wrote. Been five months since I test a positive
for COVID. Still can't taste or smell. Anyone else experienced this?
Did ever come back? Haven't tasted a meal since late
December after five months? Is this my new normal? Or
we're tasting smell come back? Here's the here's the bad news.
You don't get to taste goodood anymore. Here's the good news.
You don't. You can be as ripped as you want.

(01:11:32):
He eat only nutrients. You're not chasing that pizza that
flavor anymore. I don't know if I feel bad. I
mean I do, Yeah, I think I do if I
had to weigh it. But they're still pretty good. Um See,
I'm just reading the comments here. I mean that stinks.
Five months no taste or smell. He he's the first
person I've heard of that happening too, Like just a
people that have commented to me it says someone is

(01:11:53):
a say high Kirk, I'm a nurse practitioner and I've
treated hundreds of patients with COVID. That loss of taste
smell is likely an inflammation of a nerve in your knows.
It can take quite some time to go away. Yeah,
five months so far. That's crazy. It doesn't have either
all the way. Everybody got affected differently. Dang, don't forget.
On tomorrow's show, we'll have three Doors down on they
will be performing. It's gonna be awesome. Thank you guys,

(01:12:14):
have a great day. We'll see tomorrow