Bobby's Hawaiian Vacation + Amy Brings Her Kids Home To America + Lunchbox's Christmas Prank

Bobby highlights his vacation in Hawaii, Amy calls the show to talk motherhood and Lunchbox gets pranked on Christmas

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody transport US America Show. All right, we're back. Everybody
still walking into the room. Lots of development since we
last spoke to you last Ah, there's Daddy, the only
one walking in Eddie. We've been gone for a while.

(00:24):
We're very happy to be back. All the updates happening today.
Can I give a quick update now? Well? I gained
ten pounds over the break. It was lunch bots. Okay,
lots of updates. Thanks for hanging out. We're back live today.
We're happy to be here. We're glad you're here, recognizing
people doing cool things. You got named Rob Bliss. He

(00:47):
figured out a way to use Amazon Prime to help
the homeless. He uses the two hour shipping service to
send food and necessities directly to people living on the streets.
So we'll go to homeless people, say hey, what do
you need? And then he says to Amazon and exactly
what to look for, and the courrier goes and delivers
it right to them. And so he said, quote, my
hope is if people see this and realize their potential
to help right away and special thanks to Amazon's courriers,

(01:11):
all whom deliver the packages with humanity and grace. So
that's pretty cool. He's like, hey, you need a blanket,
and he talks to Amazon Prime and they take the blanket.
So I see you too, Rob Bliss using technology for good,
I see you all right, We're all in here except
for Amy. Amy is not in because she's with her kids.
So we'll get an Amy update coming up in a bit.
But Amy is not here, so Morgan number two will

(01:33):
be doing tell me something good today. Can you handle that,
Morgan number two. We will guide you through it. We'll
help you, we will walk you through it. So we're
all we're back after the holiday. Hey, feiling Eddie a
little heavier, Hay. It a loty holidays, but I feel good.
Found luch box looking good, looky phone Ray better than ever. Yeah. Yeah,
we're all back. No Amy now, and we will. We

(01:54):
will get an update. Amy's got her kids. It's the
whole thing's crazy. We'll talk to Amy coming up in
a baby. I just want to let you know that
if you don't hear Amy's voice, that's why, and that
we'll do tell me something good to Morgan number two
will fill in today. So there you go, And now
let's go over to Ray with the news. Bobby Bones
Show story It's producer Raymond and weather news. It's gonna
continue to be cold and most of the country this week.

(02:16):
Eight inches of snow expected in the Northeast this weekend.
It's supposed to warm up. Get this arctic blast out
of here. And other news. Tonight's Powerball drawing is for
four D forty million, make sure you get your tickets.
And finally, the college football Championship. It's gonna be in
five days. Alabama Verse Georgia, The Mommy Show. Tell me

(02:38):
something good comes up and about three minutes or so,
Amy's not here, So Morgan number two will fill in today.
But Amy's not going to be here, and I don't
know when. I don't even know if she's coming back.
And I say that with full honesty. I think she
probably will. But I've spent more time at her house.
I know her son well, and he knows me well

(03:00):
relatively speaking, so he gets excited to see me. Her
daughter is a little older, and she just generally isn't
excited to see me because she's not a boy. And
I don't understand ten you know girls, well, I know,
so there we have our time. Me and her son

(03:20):
really get along well. And so did we play and
I used taking a gift or something. And then I
go and I talked to Amy and her husband. But
I was over there a couple of nights ago for
three and a half hours. And then they're good and
then you know, he's six, so then he'll come in
and just like hide behind something. I want to play
hide and seek. But yeah, I know she has the

(03:40):
kids like they're full on, and it's kind of a
culture shock to her more so, not even about the
two cultures, just her life. It's a different life for
her like that. And she thought it was gonna be
a little different, like could be a little easier. But yeah,
they got real quick. They got you guys all about
the story because the airport was awesome and we we're

(04:01):
all waiting for them. And then we went to Amy's
house that night and had a big party, which is
like really close friends, like twenty people there. So it
was good. But that was the part. It was like, well,
it's gonna be amazing, right, and then it got real
and the party ended real a couple of days later. Yeah,
and now Amy will come on the show, will call
her later. But I told her too, I said I

(04:23):
would not be surprised if you decided you just didn't
want to come back. She will not be in this week,
she will not be in next week, she will not
be the I mean we're talking about I don't know when.
And I told her that you just take time and
figure out who you are, because I don't need you here,
not feeling complete either way at all or partly like
I'm a friend before, I'm a co worker. So yeah,

(04:46):
I know, it's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy, all right. So
your positivity the first one of the year, and Amy
is not here, so filling in for tell me something
good today, Morgan number two. Hey, hey, hey, alright, Positivity time.
Let's go. I'm gonna go first. So this is pretty awesome.

(05:12):
A bunch of truckers they call themselves Furry Hobos and
Highway Heroes, and what they do is they take animals
back to their homes, like these lost animals, so driving
across the country anyway, they put them in their truck
and they carry them to their town and then the
person meets up with them. Hey, I get it, Furry Hobos,
I get it. That's pretty good. They've reconnected over four

(05:33):
hundred dogs with people so far. So tell me something good.
Story Number one, let's box your up. Haley and Kyle
were eating a Chick fil A in Kentucky when there's
this homeless man that walks in and he has beat
up shoes holes in them, and Kyle says, man, I
gotta do something. Kyle walks out to him, takes off
his boots, gives him his boots, and walks out, gives

(05:53):
him his boots off his own feet so the homeless
man can have new shoes. Now, I'm Morgan number two,
first time ever. Are you over there? I'm ready here,
tell me something more number two. Al Right, So this
fifty four year old man was super in love and
he was going to do this big weekend for his
first time love ever. And instead of going to do
that big weekend, he got called for jerry duty. Oh no,

(06:16):
what can happen next? No, it's going to happen, but
luckily the judge excused him from jury duty. It's been
the weekend. Wow, Wow, look at that. A good job.
Team effort two. Nice seller. Yeah, that's a good story. There,
tell me something to go there. There we go. Good work,

(06:41):
Bobby Bone. If you go to my in'st The story
I didn't sleep last night, maybe thirty minutes overall through
the night, just because my schedule flips so hard. We're
on vacation for two and a half weeks. I start
going to bed it eleven and midnight and one a m.
Then before I know it, it's almost the sun's coming up,

(07:02):
Like that's my natural time to go to bed is
early in the morning. And so I might have fallen
asleep about two, woke up about three fifteen. But I
just spent a lot of time in my instant story,
doing songs in my picks. I was laying in my bed.

(07:22):
I was so bored taking a look whenever you get
a minute Mr Bobby Bones on Instagram. But I was
doing that, and I was doing everything to this day.
I was going crazy. Last night. I just could not
go to sleep. I watched The Crown. I'm I'm in
season two of The Crown pretty good. It's not, it's
very The only reason I'm staying with it is because
the history whatever. I google everything afterward. And so The

(07:45):
Crown was on Netflix, and it's really the story about
the monarch, and it's Queen Elizabeth from when she's a
kid all the way till now. But what's crazy is
Queen Elizabeth was never supposed to be the Queen. And
I didn't know this because I don't give a flying
crap about the King of England, Queen England, none of that.
But when you watch it, you realize her uncle was
the king and he met a girl who was basically

(08:07):
like a Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian in America. She was
a socialite and her uncle was the king, and he
met this girl. But since she was divorced a couple
of times, like some of this stuff may be wrong,
she couldn't marry him. They could marry each other, so
he he left, He advocated the throne for her and
moved to America. He gave up being the king and
he had no kids, so his brother became the king

(08:30):
and his brother's oldest daughter was Queen Elizabeth. So Queen
was never felt the queen because her uncle was not
her Her uncle was the king, so I didn't know that.
And the dude basically gave up being the King of
England for Paris Hilton, which was blew my mind. And
I don't know how it ends. I don't know if
they said together forever, because I'm not done having now.

(08:53):
I'm avoiding history because I don't want to ruin a storyline,
like I'm avoiding looking at what happened in her life
history because I don't want to see what happens to
the show. I'm in season two of The Crown. I
watched a bunch of shows. I traveled a lot, so
I just downloaded shows and did you watch my I'm
watching it right now. This is ridiculous, what my answers story. Yeah,
you are making your pet pets move right now. I'm
doing songs. It's so dope, dude, you were up all

(09:20):
night with you all night long as line Noel, let's
say not so Yeah, there's that played extra Nashville in Hollywood.
He needs thirty second skinny. So Peter is blasting Luke
Brian for giving his wife two kangaroos for Christmas. If
he saw the Instagram video, Luke had a bag and

(09:43):
he gave it to his wife Caroline, and show opened
it and there were two baby kangaroos, and Peters upset
and says they're ready to help Luke right this wrong
and move these vulnerable marsupioles to a reputable sanctuary. Adds
a lot of big words. Brothers Osborne will drop a
new single this Friday called shoot Me Straight. New music
from Brothers Osborne, which is pretty exciting and it come

(10:05):
out Friday. The record we don't know about. But here's
the clip of the song that comes out Friday. Yeah, ground,
did ma have hang it all? Shot the whisker? Shoot

(10:31):
me here, yo, I'm Bobby feeling it for Amy that
you're skinny, you Bobby show down. Sorry up today. This
story comes thus from Philadelphia. A thirty six year old
man saw some tires he wanted in a car and
he's like, I think I'm gonna go ahead and steel thow.
So he jacked up the car started taking the wheels off.
Car fell on him and he had who he had

(10:55):
to scream for help. Oh no, So they had to
call nine one one and they were rested him. But
he's in the hospital. Oh God him. It's called car, Mom, Car.
I bet that's in the article. There's no way he
made that. Check the article. He wasn't even gearing credit
to somebody else. Fake everybody trans America Show. We're back

(11:32):
a live today. The big news is Amy's kids are
here in America. They've been here for a few weeks.
Amy's not here today. She's still in America, but she's
not here. She won't be here today. We'll talk to
her next hour, but she won't be back this week,
probably not next week. Let's figure out what to do
without her. But at the airport, I was there. A
lot of us were there waiting on her because they

(11:55):
weren't Haiti. And then they flew to Miami, and then
they flew to nash Film And this is them when
they have her son, her daughter, which they were in
the adoption process for five years, five years, and this
is just some audio of when they were at the
airport walking through and so her son loves Justin Bieber Baby,

(12:32):
and that's why that song is playing in the background.
They had on a speaker. We had signs up. I
was in Hawaii because I went to Hawaii, which we'll
talk about later. But I went to Hawaii and I
was just working on finishing this book and it was warm,
and I went by myself and Amy said, we're coming
back sooner than I thought. So I had to jump
on a plane and try to kind of jig back

(12:52):
and forth and get back to Nashville. And that's not
an easy thing to do. Had to like take two
different airlines fly. I'm wasn't gonna miss it, and I
wasn't coming back here. I was gonna go in stan
in Texas because I wasn't go it's cold. I feel
like you just made it on time. I flew in
because I flew to California and flew all the way

(13:13):
overnight and three hours later they were here. Crazy. It
was crazy. But but I want money too. Who's got
the money? What hey? Ray? Oh no, no? He did
you have the money? Did you hit that day? Yeah?
You had to have known. I would say that I
would have been on that too if I hadn't picked
other days way after I picked two other days weeks later.

(13:35):
How much do you win? I don't know. And people
still have to pay. Here's a d well who hasn't paid.
You can't little busil Okay, I need I need that
thirty bucks a day because he won't pay. There's you
hit December twenty becaus been there in Miami. Okay, you're
the bouncer for you have to collect all right, thank you,
but like this is mostly just my money. I cannot

(13:56):
believe you want now there's twenty bucks of mine. Yeah,
but I'm just saying I bought so many days. So yeah,
so they're back. Amy's back, and we went and had
a party at our house that night. You guys weren't there.
We weren't there, and I felt really bad. I texted
her and said, I'm sorry, I'm on my way to Texas.
I'm not gonna make it. Wish I could be there.
But how many people showed up? Because I felt like

(14:16):
to our party at the house, no, no no, no, to
the airport a lot, probably forty. That was amazing. It
was so at the at the airport and if people
flying into because I had to fly again. I cut
my vacation short because there was no way I was
gonna miss Emmy with your kids. It wouldn't matter where
I was. I was coming back. Um. I had the
flexibility that only kids read kids. So I um, but

(14:38):
like Phillips from a little big town was there. He
was there? Yeah, because yeah, I know, but so many
people follow this. We're friends with Philip on a personal level,
probably more than the others. Amy and Phillip's wife are
really close. Um, so they were there. I mean, it
was everybody you could think of really eat for YouTube

(15:01):
and hey, so fuch were out of town, what can
we do? We couldn't make it there? Yeah, hey, I
know I watched it live. Is just like, man, why
I like? And I just told Amy too, I'm gonna
be there. I will be there. Well you didn't. At night,
we all went over to our house and it was

(15:22):
probably thirty people. It was all close. I didn't feel awkward.
Usually I'm not a party guy. I hate small talk.
But it was very close friends. And these kids they
came from an orphanage in Haiti and they come to
America and there are people greeting them at the airport
and then they go to their house and it's like

(15:42):
the Beatles. They just think every day in America is
going to be an awesome party, food, music, and so
it's all close friends and some of our close friends
and musicians. So everybody's pulling out guitars. I saw you
all had a jam session. I was trying not to
be a part of it. I don't want to be
part of anything musical when real music. So but Eric

(16:05):
Passley was there and he wrote Barefoot Blue g Night
the Jacoen thing. So he plays Barefoot Blue g night,
and Steve Mokler was there, and Steve Mokelers an artist,
and Steve played Miley Cyrus Party in the USA, and
Walker Hayes was there, and Walker played Justin Bieber Baby right,

(16:26):
and two of her kids sang with them, and Amy's
kids sang, and then we didn't no mistake because his
kids wanted to sing. Now it was fun. It was so.
And Amy is now in the real world now and
we'll talk to our next hour. But yeah, it's she
has two kids, and I went to I've been her
house a bunch since, just to go by and kind

(16:48):
of be seen and in the in the kids lives.
It's a little bit. What do they call you? They
call you something like uncle Bobby. I don't want to
be called Uncle Bobby. That feels creepy anything. I never
want to be called uncle uncle anything. I think I
was gonna batter out they do. I don't. If I
grow a single mustache and be called you can call
me uncle Bobby. And until then, let's uncle Bob killed them?

(17:11):
Was not so? But that's how it went down a
little bit. But we'll let Amy talk a later. Two
So a guy was ready for New Year's and he
put the champagne bottle between his legs, and so he
was trying to pull the top of it off. You know,
it's boom into the cork and so he squeezes his

(17:32):
legs on it, starts pulling as heart as he can,
and the bottle exploded in between his legs. Yeah, the
glass goes everywhere. It went into his artery. Yeah, he's
in critical condition and no way the bottle just went
to boom. The doctors say that champagne injuries peak hard

(17:55):
one because lots of people a drinking champagne during New
Year's and two powerful of corks, and when you get
a lot of people that aren't familiar with powerful corks
and they're messing up powerful court. The bottle exploded between
his legs. He's lucky. I don't know if it hurt
his man stuff. It's pretty close if it's between his legs,
but it shot into it. Dan, I saw a video
on Instagram of a girl pulling out the top of

(18:17):
a court and she's like the New Year, and he
goes boom. I shoots right in the face. Anybody I'll
see that. You said that, did you laugh hard? I shouldn't.
I shouldn't that's funny anymore. I laugh so hard. So
we're talking about New Year's Eve and the guy just
pulling the cork off a champagne bottle and the whole
thing explodes. He's in the hospital. Fireworks explode inside of

(18:41):
a car in Houston. Cars packed full of fireworks for
New Year's Eve, and someone walks up and throws a
lit firework into the car and the car explodes because
the fireworks was shooting off inside of the car. Here's
some audio that's inside a car the trunk. That's not

(19:01):
Ryan Seacrest, go on, here it is. That's inside a car.
And these people are loving it. They shouldn't love it
that much. They should be did they'd be running, they
should be running away. The fireworks burn destroyed the entire
interior of the Dodge Charger. Fire scene smoke. I shouldn't

(19:26):
be so entertained by it. But because I knew nobody
was hurt and the car wasn't gonna explode, I was
laughing like that personally. Yeah, well sure, and we're watching
a video. Were there man? New Year's He was a
huge party for everyone but me. Darius Rutger texts me
last night I said, I'm watching Black Mirror because there

(19:47):
your tweets how you like it? It goes, man, it
just messed up. Black Mirrors the show on Netflix. It's
basically the new twilight Zone. And you watched the season,
but none of the episodes have anything to do with
each other. I said, have you watched White Berry yet?
That was crazy from one of the early ones. He's like, no,
he thought this was season one. They just started four. Yah. Netflix,

(20:08):
you just lush start start on the news Eason. Yea,
but yeah, he he's getting into that. That's crazy stuff, dude.
That Black Mirror, I can't do it. I watched that,
and I watched The Crown, which I'm not done with,
and I watch handmaid Sale. That Handmaid's Tale maybe one
of the best shows I've ever seen. It's in the future.
I like post apocalyptic shows where you have to figure

(20:29):
out what's happening with life after it all shuts down.
It's really dark, and I wouldn't recommend it to anybody
because I want want to come back going I can't believe.
Maybe watch that because it's really dark, but it's good.
So I watched that mostly on vacation when I would
take a break from vacationing. I'm not much of a
vacation er in Hawaii. I but that was tough for
you watching Netflix in Hawaii here like I don't know

(20:51):
anyone else like you. I worked probably sixte to the time,
watch TV in the room, friends on TVs or show
was did you want to keep the windows open? Like
to see that you were in Hawaii because I was
on the beach, but I was by myself, and I
did things because my therapist said, Hey, every day, go
out and do a couple of things that you would
normally do. I did some stupid stuff once. I'll tell

(21:13):
you one story. I got off the elevator and I
went to my room and I was like, I couldn't
get in my room because you know, sometimes your key
in a hotel, if it gets near your credit card,
lose the magnet. Yes, so it won't beep on the door.
And it's so frustrating because you're at your room. My
hotel was on like the fifteen floor. My room was,
and you know you gotta have the elevator just walked

(21:34):
right to your room. Muscle memory. After about the third day,
so I'll misted and all of a sudden I hear
someone inside my room, I know. So I'm like, someone's
in my room, freaking out. I'm like, oh, I guess
And they come and they opened the door and they
excuse me, and it was like a woman and never
the kid behind her running around. I was on the
wrong floor. I got off the elevator just because it opened.

(21:58):
You know, sometimes it just open. You just walk off.
You think, well, this must floor they got you. And
I walked right off muscle memory right to that spot.
It was like a seventh floor. She had to be
like what And I was like, so I roll room
right right back to the elevator. Yeah. It was probably
called security right after that not pleasant thing. It's scared
the crap out of me too, man, I have a

(22:19):
lot of those stories. Yeah. When I saw that kid
behind her, I knew something went around. Yeah, that kid
looked like you okay, they didn't Okay, wrong floor. Then
I believe he was an Asian kid. Oh okay, Yeah,
because Hawaii does that, because it's right in between American
Japan does that. You know is crazy. Did you notice

(22:40):
this when you're in Hawaii that at night all the
Asians are up shopping and during the day all the
Americans are out just because their clocks are different. Yeah,
and there they that's like where we meet, Like on
the other side of Hawaii is Asia and it's America
on the other side. And but we lived difference to
the Pacific. Yeah, yes, but devid yes, stop it stop
stop see if you notice that, never gonna get it.

(23:07):
According to a recent survey, this is the number one
thing people wish they could write off on their tax return. Eddie,
I got it, Netflix, give me that right off in
the bill? Real not it? Lunchbox, tazy bar tab Let's
see what do you have? Mike and Jackson, Mississippi. How
you doing good? Buddy? Wait you think it is? I

(23:30):
think it's gonna be. Uh the gash you put in
your car and go to work. I think you can
in some instance if you're driving, yeah, like if it's
a work work yeah, or if you're driving your own
vehicle for work specific get out if you're doing deliveries.
But no, that's not it, Mike. Sorry, buddy, All right,
Well I appreciate it. Hey, how are you doing, By

(23:50):
the way, I'm doing wonderful, man. Yeah, we work after
being a week off on vacation. Did you come back
today for the first time, or Monday, Tuesday, yesterday? Actually
yesterday more? I pretty yes, you listen to us? Man,
Oh yeah, well thanks to I'll talk to us and
have a good day. Alison, you gonna take a shot
at this. What do you think it is, Alison? The
number one thing? Um food or eating out? Eating out?

(24:13):
She says, no, that is not It would be nice
telling it would be. The answer is Starbucks coffee. Oh
nobody got it? Not this time. Do you see the
guy in Jeopardy yesterday? No, hilarious. So he goes on
and they asked him a question and it's one of

(24:34):
those where you have to put the two answers together.
So here a song by Coolio from Dangerous Minds goes
back in time to become a sixty and sixties seven
John Milton classic. What is Gangster's Paradise Lost? Yes, okay,
so you can combine the two answers gangsters Paradise and
Paradise Lost. So there you go. He gets the money.

(24:55):
Then they come back later on the show. Our judges
have reevaluated one of your responses that you moments ago, Nick,
you said gangsters instead of gang stars on that song
by coolio. So we take thirty away from you. So
you were now in second place. I mean, so you
have the lead, big swings, nerdy white dude. He looks

(25:15):
like me up there my left is it gangsters, hair knights, astrophs.
I felt like his nerd accent could have been the
reason he said it wrong, not him just knowing the answer.
But they said they defined it two different ways. The
Jeopardy websites is gangster and gangster have two separate definitions,
and they couldn't have said that, Yeah, what's the real

(25:36):
title like gangster? Yeah, there you go, that's the right
hands like gangster when you're nerdy, that is the accent
too much? And watching got me Jason dreams, I'm educating
with money on my mind, got my tin in my
hand and agreement. He ended up with fifteen thousand. He

(25:56):
didn't he didn't win. He didn't win, right, he didn't
win fifteen grand it's not bad. Do you get to
keep that money? Yeah? Not if you get second place.
It's really he may have been an attorney. Maybe he
won that game, but luckily it didn't cost him to win.
Ingend up with fifteen dollars and he won by four
hundred bucks. But he did not win last night. I guess,
why would you go on game ship You're not gonna win? Like, well,

(26:19):
he tried to win for the second place and take
all the money. Now that's how it works. No, no,
you don't get all the money. No Amy today. So
I'm doing the skinny the latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
He's thirty second skinny. Luke Bryant's new single is most
People are Good. Believe most people are good and most

(26:39):
smalls saying most fad and nuts a little better understanding.
He said he hopes people will believe in people again.
That's why the song is a single. Like he also
bought his five two kangaroos for Christmas. I was watching
his Instagram and so it starts at a weird ago

(27:01):
because he's in pajamas and you can see his h
did you see the video? I have not seen that. Now.
I don't know if I want to go go look
at it because maybe I have one, but you don't
see to see the pagama. But then he hands his
wife a little bag and she opens and it's got
two kangaroos in it. And now Peter's upset in and
They're like, we'll take him back and we'll put him
in a good place. He's gonna take him back. No,

(27:22):
no, no no, Peter said that, that's what they're saying. What's
he gonna do? He'll probably keep him. See most people
in look good on him. That's Luke's new song, Brother's Osborne.
They have a new song coming out Friday called shoot
Me Straight. This is the clip of that new Brother's
Osborne that's coming out Good Ground, Mom, hang shoot me Straight.

(28:00):
I don't know what buddies wrote this song with them.
It's a good song, a new record. Hey do I
have the song? This is the full song? How do
I have it? It's already in the system. Oh it
is it up for? Is it up to like downloading stream?
I don't think it is right Friday, if we have
it in our system. No, no, I don't think you're right,
Like you shouldn't be so for sure about something if
you don't. Never have access to stuff until it's ready

(28:23):
to rock and roll More Morgan number one. It's available
for download Friday. Yeah, I didn't think it was available today.
It's available to play, okay, go to iTunes or music Spotify.
It's not up till Friday. Hey, do me a favor,
and just before you give things absolute definition, like look
it up. I thought you were just talking about playing it.
I didn't know this specific back. Now this is a

(28:46):
New Brother's Osbard song. So we have to get on
lunchbox all the time. Don't try to wounds, pain, hit
my hall, baby, con sick food, ground, mam s risk,

(29:27):
shoot me straight. Yeah, we're supposed to have this. It's
a dam. It ain't my fault with the jamper somehow. Okay, Yeah,
they're not play all of it cause I don't know
if I have it. That's a good man, it's the gym.
They're awesome. Yeah, that's good. So now that it's here's

(29:50):
some state laws that went into effect. In South Carolina,
residents can no longer own exotic pets like Siberian tigers, apes,
or polar bears because you could no who would have known.
In Illinois, judges will start considering the welfare of cats, dogs,
and other pets during custody disputes and divorces. That's part
of the law now. In Florida, parents who are not

(30:12):
married have to do homework. They're required to submit a
shared parenting time plan to the courts. I like that,
and then a Tennessee barbers can now make house calls
until now in Tennessee, barber's can only visit sick clients.
Now barbers can literally take their business to houses. I mean,
that's got to be the next thing, right, because everything
can be delivered to you Amazon food, massages. I always

(30:37):
worry because these guys kind of my house to deliver this.
Uber Eats And if you don't have Uber where you live,
Uber's amazing. You get in the car, they take you somewhere.
You don't have to pay them. It just goes on
your phone like magically. Money comes from somewhere. I don't
even know where it comes from. It's like Las Vegas.
It's not real money. Yeah yeah, I just like all
the rides didn't matter. So Uber you get and takes

(30:58):
you somewhere. Uber Eats it's like the same people, but
they are going to pick up the food and bring
it to you, and they just hand it to you
and away they go. So I Uber Eats all the time,
but I feel like if I don't tip them after
they leave, they tell their friends where I live and
they come and robbed me. And then it hasn't happened
because I always tip them, but I feel like as
soon as I don't like when I opened the door

(31:18):
to take the food, they always look in look at
what's in there, and I think they're just sizing it up.
Or if I don't leave a tip afterward, they send
one of their buddies over and they robbed me. So
you recommend everyone just leave a little, especially on Uber eats,
because I know where you live, like Uber now, they
don't always know where you live. Uber from work a lot,
and you can get dropped off wherever you want, whatever

(31:40):
you want. So I tell you my neighborhood not the
best neighborhood. And as I was gone, I was in Hawaii,
my jeeb got broken into. I saw that. Yeah, what happened,
Like they just ripped it. And so then they tried
to crowbar the glove box because it has a lock
on it. Yeah, and so if you're smart, you don't

(32:02):
leave stuff in a jeep anyway, because the gee basically
a motorcycle. It's like still in a helmet off a motorcycle. Yeah,
it's not that hard to do, so it's not that
hard to get into it. So they have they busted
on my gee. There's nothing to take that sting, but
there's some damage inside the jeep. Not only that I

(32:24):
had packages stolen from Amazon that they had dropped off No,
because I kept wondering, They're like two packages, where are
these things? And it turns out they were stolen. I mean,
like the nerve to go up to someone's house and
take a package. Yeah, I had to get different cameras
because I have cameras in my house. But what happens
is you have to an alarm has to go off
for it to start recording or did now they record

(32:46):
all the time good into DVR. I wish I had
had it, but I wouldn't put on the internet because
people don't know where I live. That's because I'd loved
to shame a thief. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally
into shame of a thief. But yeah, so I got
my Amazon stuff stolen, my ge broken into when I
was in Hawaii, and that's where I ended up going.
And I was giving you guys clues the whole time
as you were guessing you just like love Hawaii. But

(33:09):
I was playing this song the whole time. I didn't
even realize it yeah, the Hawaiian is a thing to
say Christmas Day. So I went to Hawaii and I
went by myself and flew down there and I work.
I wrote my book and tried to finish it. I
think I'm done. But I spent a few days down there,

(33:30):
and I've been going to a therapist. You know, I
was some psychiatry issues for how long, Well, I spent years,
but for a while. But this time I've been going
for a couple of months. I really broke after the
Vegas shooting, so I started going back, and so i've
been going. He said, hey, you should go. And my
first time to a male therapist too. Ever, the big

(33:52):
stuff only go to females, only a couportable female. You
grew up with females, grew up all the people close
to me about late that I have any sort of authority.
I put females in all those places because I trust
emails more than men. It's so interesting. So it's the
first guy I've been to and he said, hey, when
you go to Hawaii, you're by yourself. Go out every
day and do something different, do something new, even by yourself,
to just go force yourself to do something and it's okay, okay, okay.

(34:15):
And so I go out and the first day I
go out and I get one of these stand up
paddle board. Yeah, I don't know anything about the ocean.
I grew up on lakes here we go anything about
the ocean. So I go out and I get a
stand up paddle board. And I've seen people stand up
paddle before. It's pretty easy. People get ut understand up
and take a little paddle and just well, I've never
seen it on the ocean before. I get out there

(34:36):
and I'm wiping out like every eight seconds of boom,
and it hurts. After a while, it hurts, and so
I just can't stay up on it. And I text
Kip more, Yeah the pro Yes, I'll say, Hey, what's
the key? He said it surfing. I said, no stand
up paddle. So I think he thought that was funny,

(34:56):
as I'm not joking. He said, just be an athlete.
He said, just let your just being an athlete, like,
just let it hit. So okay. So I get up
on the board and I'm doing okay, but I can't
really stand up. And I had that so the board
doesn't go away. You strapped that chord on you yes,
and you wipe out. You put the lead right. So
I started to look around and I see beyond, like, okay,
I can't see on this board long enough. I don't

(35:18):
look at other people and they're wearing the leash to eat.
They were one of the ankles. I was one on
my wrists. Oh no, no, phones, come on, I didn't know.
So when I warned about prison and give me enough room,
so like pulling me forward, all embarrassing. I was humiliated
because I know I was in the shallow and with
all the kids, and I had the lead. You're supposed

(35:38):
to put the leash on your ankle the board doesn't.
I had it on my wrists and I was standing
up with it. So you saw the cable, dude. Yeah,
So I never really got up. You're getting the paddle
stuck on the leader. You know, it was in the
way I was trying to paddle and the rubber things
wrong with you. So I never really got up. Not
you never got to ride a wave. No no. And

(35:59):
I'd wiped us on my face, hurt from nail in
the water. That's salt all on my throat. I'm just
not water. What do that? The whole beach thing. Yeah,
they're the beach. That's not for me. I cannot believe it.
It didn't like it at all. I don't like the
beach to the ocean. Really, did you feel like Hawaii
was like heaven on Earth? No? I don't like the beach. God, dude,

(36:21):
that's crazy. I don't just watching Netflix and go oheat
and lay in the sand. I get I get laying
on the sand. That's that gets boring. But man, you
didn't like it on the ocean. No, not really. And
I was wondered if they were like um sting rays
or coral on the ground. It's not for me. Pretty
girls out there, No, no, I don't know. I wouldn't
even look because why I have my glasses on on

(36:43):
the water. This is the truth, because myself, I didn't
want to look because I couldn't tell ages, because I
could really couldn't see, and I don't want to be
staring at the wrong age. Yeah, I got so. I
just didn't look at all. But get my head down.
That's funny. Amy's on the phone. She's not here today,

(37:06):
she's at home and she's with us. Now are you
home by the way, Hey, Yeah, yeah, I'm home. Yeah,
what's happening in your life right now? At one after
here in the morning, Like, what's happening right now? We're
sitting here, um um with my son. He's eating a banana.
You sitting there with what my son or your son?

(37:27):
I like, you have your friend. I was like, dang,
you guys jailed quickly. She's now our buddies. Okay, So
what's your son? He's eating a banana? Okay, yeah, and
he keeps um. So, my husband had to go take
our car in early early this morning, so normally he's
here when he wakes up, and he's not. So he's
sees me on the phone and he keeps pointing at
the phone and he's like, dad's Dad. So he's in.

(37:48):
Dad's on the phone right now. Tom's Bobby and it's Bobby. Yeah,
say hi, Hi, Bobby, what up, buddy? How are you? Um? Yeah?
Said I'm good today. Yeah, we got it. Hey, So well,

(38:11):
he also has an not ful of Indiana, so I
didn't know if you could understand him. Oh, yeah, we
got it. Let me ask you a few questions that
I know the answers too, But I think listeners are
waiting to hear from you. So as we were gone.
We were away and you brought the kids back with
you to America. Were there any were there any hiccups
over there where you almost didn't get to bring them

(38:31):
back or was it pretty easy? Yeah? No, I mean
there was like the day we were planning on leaving,
we I mean we had flights of books and we
were on our way to the airport well pretty much, yeah,
and then there was like one document we needed and
we were told it was done like twenty four hours
before that. That's why we booked our flights, and then

(38:52):
like in true Haitian fashion, it wasn't done and we
were literally at the office, this like Haitian government office,
trying to get it signed while we were on our
way to the airport. Like if we didn't get it signed,
we were just going to have to cancel our flight,
and we almost didn't. You have to get to the
airport like two hours early, and then there was traffic,
so we almost didn't even make it to the airport.

(39:13):
The fact that we got it is crazy. Did you
cry and freak out or were you just taking it in? No?
I was trying I try to be cool, calm and
collected to try to work on magic at this office.
I had been there two years ago and met this
one guy and he walked in and his name is Gam,
and I hadn't seen him in two years, but for
whatever reason, I was like, I'm pretty sure that's Gam.
And he walked in and I was like, are you Gam?

(39:34):
And he was like, he was like shocked that I
remembered who he was. And then I said, I met
you two years ago at this time. And he started
kind of like talking with them, like working on magic.
So they signed the paper. He said, when's your flight?
I said, our flight is at six five pm. We
have to be at the airport at four forty five
and it's like four fifteen and he said one minute.

(39:59):
Sit down and my husband I sit down and we're
like TikTok, TikTok. And then he came back with the
sign documents. It was amazing. So you get here and
the airport was loaded with people. We were all waiting
on you with signs and music. How did that feel? Oh?
It was crazy. It's almost like one of those things
where I don't I go back and watch videos that

(40:19):
other people posted and that you posted, and picture like
to me, it's almost like you know, they stay on
your wedding day, you don't really remember. It just seems
like a Dreadum, that's what it feels like. But I'm
going so glad that y'all take videos and took pictures
because we get to go back and watch them and
be like my son likes to watch them too, and
my daughter and they're like whoa, Like what are all

(40:40):
these people? But it'll be important to have those to
look back on too, to show them like you're loved.
Like the main thing right now is making sure they
know that they're safe here and that they're loved. And
so that was a really warm welcoming. Amy's on the
phone right now. She's at her house with her kids,
and so how are they. They're They're as good as

(41:03):
to be expected. Our son is a little bit younger,
so he's kind of just you know, more go with
the flow. Our daughters can. So there's there's processing. All
of this is to be expected. Um, you know, it's
a transition and we're just trying to do our best
to make sure that they make it for this. I
mean there's there's high times, there's low times, and um,

(41:27):
but we're just trying to do our best to be
there for them so that way they know like this
is this is a safe place for them, you know,
do they know that this is home now? Um? I
think we're still working through that this is like legit,
you know, permanent. I mean, they always knew they were
coming here, but it's one thing to hear that and

(41:47):
kind of think that and then actually be here and
be like, oh wait does that get are y'all ever
dropping us off back at the orphanage because we've done
that for so long. So we're just you know, that's
you know, for our daughter at ten, that's a lot
of her life that was there. And so yeah, we
met with a Haitian woman here that lives here in Nashville,

(42:08):
UM last weekend and she speaks Creel and explained a
lot to them, and I think it brought them a
lot of comfort and kind of for sure understanding that
we're their parents and we're here for the long haul
and we love them and this is this is their
new home. Have you cried more happy tears or frustrated tears? Um?

(42:34):
I mean my husband and I were doing like over
under thing at some point, like like, um, I think
just a mixture um, and it's not necessarily frustrate, it's just, uh,
sometimes it's just hard. And I'm sure any new mom
can attest to that, whether you're bringing in adopted children, um,

(42:56):
that are going through some transitioning, or you've got a
newborn baby that's crying you don't know why and so
then you just like throw your hands up and cry sometimes.
So you know, that's a good point that you make
about that, because your son doesn't speak that good English
almost none, so unless he can't really tell you in
so many words, yeah, like his his specific emotion or

(43:21):
specific thought. Hm, that makes sense. Yeah, totally. I mean
it's it's ah, we're working through it. They understand a
lot more English than I thought I knew they did.
Even my daughter for sure, Like she's totally is stand
bagging on us a little bit. Um, she totally is

(43:42):
in the know. And you know she's pens so she's
got some staff and then um, which I love. I
love that about her personality. Um, but sometimes I'm like,
I know you know what I'm talking about. Is he
still near you? Yeah, he's right here. Put him on
real quick for on a second. Okay, sense it's Bobby

(44:04):
Bob Hey, buddy, Hey, are you there? Hey? Did your
mom let you see that video game I buy you?
Did you play it? Yeah? Yea, what the video game?

(44:26):
You get to play it? All right, buddy, I'll talk
to you later. Bye bye bye bye, all right, and
I'll let you get back to it. He still had
the phone. What I'll let you get back to it. Um,
he's smiling really big. What did you say to him?

(44:48):
I didn't say anything for him. More games. Don't worry
about what we're talking about. You know. I have to
tell his mom no, no, no, no no no. Hey, uh,
there's Amy. Good to talk to you. I'll let you
get back to be and a mom, Okay, there's a
there's Amy. We'll come back. I have lots of stories
to tell you. Hiker fell fifty feet How do you rescue?

(45:13):
Twelve hours later, it was like Kentucky. She slipped and
fell from a height. A couple had stopped to take
a picture where she fell and heard something going oh
from below the cliff. She was there overnight in nine degrees.
The wind show was negative six. And she's okay. She's
not great, but she's gonna bounce back. Why would you

(45:35):
go hiking by yourself when it's that cold, somebody just
seeking adventure. Like that's a little too much. That's a
little too much. Wow. I always wonder like what you're
thinking when you're down there, and like I'm never gonna
be I'm never gonna Yeah, this is how I die.
I die. Yep. I was reading this story about how

(45:57):
you should cover up your webcam with your sticker all
the time. Saw that. Did you see the story? Yea?
It blew my mind because I know that webcams can
be accessed by hackers. I see it on the TV shows.
I'll watch Mr Robots, I see what happens when hackers
get out. I figured somebody's watching me at all time,
snowdon Yes, someone's probably watching me. If you were to

(46:19):
record me from my webcam, you're gonna get me picking
my nose and that's about it. Yeah. I thought about
that too, like like what are they gonna do with
me picking my nose? But people are recording and they're
using the evidence that they catch on webcams. If people
are like doing stuff to you know, all sorts of stuff, yes,
and they're blackmailing people. Yes. I thought it was interesting

(46:43):
that it wasn't that much like the ransoms that they
were asking for was like a Bucks. Like that's crazy
and that's realistic, Like if you were caught doing something
finding Bucks, it's yours. They they have this dark web.
I don't know how to get on. I don't know.
I don't know what. You don't have a log dark
web dot com. I don't want to look at that up.
But has there ever been on the dark Web? Probably?

(47:05):
I don't know what it so people brag about it.
I was reading this story abou how they go and
they talk about how they are able to hack webcams
all the time. That's creepy though, that it's really a
thing they say. They also say to take your computer
and shut it down once a day because your computer
just stores all your RAM and if you and until
you shut it down, it just keeps it all inside
your computer. Now you don't shut down your computer ever.

(47:26):
I do since I read that story. Now I do
it every day because I didn't know it was just
keeping it all alive in there. And so until you
shut it down, all your random access memory apparently still
stays in your computer. And also people can Amy's husband
got me for a Christmas was a modem that is
a VPN like a high. He's super guarding everything, covers

(47:50):
his holes, he knows what's up. Yes, he covers the
holes on his phones, on his body. All holes are
covered by his husband. So it buys me. This this
crazy VPN. He's like, he's talking about it. Get turned
the side. You can wratch yourself through anywhere. And really,
so he said, be sure he was were talking about article.
He's like, I shut my computer down three times a day.
See you think he's husband knows this stuff. I don't

(48:12):
know what he knows. I'm just saying he told me
and gave it to me. I have no that's a
pretty cool president. Have no comment on anything to do
with that except that's what he gave me. Wow, New
Years was so cold? What did I do for New Years? Any?
What should do? I was in Texas and it was
freezing cold. I bought fireworks and no one was popping

(48:34):
in the neighborhood was like dead quiet. It's funny you
could say popping, I say shooting. Oh no, I pop fireworks. Yeah,
but I started it. I went out and I was like,
I don't care kids, let's go. We got fireworks, let's
pop them and so we popped and whooke the whole
neighborhood up. Some people came out of their house and
the whole neighborhood. Yeah, it was like it was like ten,
but everyone was inside. No one was inside. But when

(48:55):
I started popping, the door started opening. I was like, yeah,
he's got the spirit. And then that was it, Like
no one else came out of pop. Did you stay up?
I stayed up till like twelve oh five. I saw
the countdown and uh like, kiss my wife and then
went to bed. Is it? I watched some of the
TV shows, Oh, like, did you watch Shrine Seacres? Yeah,

(49:16):
and I thought that was the best of all of
them because it wasn't a lot of jibber jabber. They
would throw to the musical guests a lot. It was
a music show basically, which I liked that Anderson Cooper
Andy Coleen was too much. They just went back. It
was just what was on CNN. Ye. And then I
watched Steve Harvey. Everybody just like miserable being outside. Everybody

(49:39):
looks so unhappy. It was so cold, and I was
just a home by myself with the dog, and we
just watched on TV and watched the ball drop, but
they flashed to the local news right as the ball
was dropping. So I just to watch Nashville. So I
saw the Eastern time Zone with Ryan Seacrest, but that
didn't feel like New Year's Saw Central where we are?

(50:01):
And I watched that on the local and Keith Urban
was out playing and he looked miserable, like he was
killing it. And I know the guys in Keith Urban's band.
Keith like miserable of the band because I mean it
was ten degrees and they're out playing for an hour,
and yeah, it didn't look pleasant. But I I had
a little phone. I was watching friends on my Snapchat
or my instant story parties like five miles away. Yeah,

(50:25):
but it's overrated, Like five miles away. They couldn't give
their buddy Bobby invite. What you've gone. I just want
to be invite of places I don't want to go.
I want to have the expectation of going. I just
want people to say, hey, come up. I did get
one invite for a party, but I felt like it
might have been a mass text. How late was the invite?
Like was it the day of no four days? Oh

(50:47):
that's perfect. Yeah, But I felt like it might have
been a copy paste group all their contacts, so I
didn't That's what I did. I was in Austin, got
together with a group of friends and we drank and
gambled and just sort of had a good time playing
some ping pong, and that's about it. How long do
you stay up until about two thirty am? I was

(51:09):
up until probably five, and because I was, I just
as soon as I get off for three days in
a row, I'm back. I'm back to how I normally
should live my life, going to bed at four or
five am. I can't do this much longer. I'm telling
you guys, I don't have much left in the tank
of waking up early in the morning. I don't. I
just I don't. I don't know what that means. I
had a conversation with our boss over I was like,

(51:31):
I can't do it for my health. I can't do it.
I don't know what it means. I have no and
I don't know what. I don't know if Ammy's coming back.
I literally don't know what's happening. This is too much
for a first day back, you know, like saying all
this we just started, dude, I'm telling you it's just
grinding on me. But it was grinding me before. I
was talking about in October last year. But now that

(51:54):
Amy's considering whatever she's considering, she may not come back.
If she doesn't come back, I'm not way it up.
Ayby doesn't come back, you're not waking up. Okay, just
I got a little saved up, you know. Let me
call the wife, let her know we got to save
up a little bit. Hey, rainy day day. Everybody transmitday

(52:17):
a show, so much to talk about. Who gone for
like eight months? It felt like to me to you guys,
but I felt like a day. No, actually, for the
first time, felt like a long time. Yeah, I was
thinking about you. I'm like, man, this was as most people.

(52:37):
Bobby feels like. I was itching. I could have come
back in six So yesterday people were upset at me
because we weren't on the air. It was like, I
want to be on the air. But you guys, you know,
I respect you guys as a vacation. Thank you guys
to have your vacation. Listeners gett mad at Let's say,
if your company said you have this much vacation, what
don't you take it? You have to you have to

(52:58):
you have to take we actually they have to take
it or they have to pay us. So and they're
not going to pay us for vacation extra. I understand that,
so we have to take it. So yeah, I was
just and I told him I would have been here
I have but whatever, I'm here. We're ready to do this.
Every Christmas good. Huh. Christmas was great. I mean Christmas

(53:22):
is good because my kids get to hang out with
their grandparents and like that's like I don't even think
about that stuff. Like really, if I had it my way,
we would stay here. We'd have Christmas at home and
my wife, my kids. But the fact that they get
to see their grandparents, like it's a big deal to
them and they love it. And my grand and my
parents love it. Santonio grandparents or Dallas both. We do
half in Santonio and the other half in Dallas. Is

(53:42):
there any sort of competitive streak between you and your
wife to see which grandparents say like the most. No,
I don't think so. I mean, here's the challenge that
we have is just because it's fun for everyone to
go home. It's fun for me to go see my
family in Santonio, And I think for my wife, it'skind
of tough, like she's just like it's my family. Yes,

(54:03):
So it's challenging for her when we're at my family's.
It's challenging for me when we're her family. And I
think that's the challenge. And we're not too competitive because
the kids just it's weird, man. They love the grandparents
the same like my parents are crazy and her parents
are just fun and like sweet and nice, and it
says I always think like they're gonna be bored in
Dallas now, but they're not. They love it. Did you

(54:25):
happen to the lunchbox Know? What happened to lunchbox man?
We happened to Like he didn't know he got pranked hard?
No what? So I on Christmas morning, we all go
downstairs at my parents house and we start opening gifts
and I get a present from my wife that says
to me from my wife, and I opened it up
and it's just like this little box, like a square box,

(54:48):
and on the lid there's the picture of a sonogram
and you open the tissue paper and there's a little
pair of baby shoes and I'm like, holy crap, I'm
gonna be a dad like start freaking out, who's around
do you watching this? My mom, dad, brother, sister, brother
in law, sister in law. Only my brother did it.

(55:09):
Turns out he convinced my wife to do this, and
he provided the sonogram from when him and his wife
were having a baby and an old pair of baby
shoes from when the kid was younger. And I'm freaking out.
My mom starts crying, oh no, because my mom's gonna
be a grandmother for the third time, first with me.
And I'm just going, oh my gosh, and I'm hugging

(55:31):
my wife and like ten fifteen minutes, we're just freaking out.
And then they let you write it out that line
and then they revealing to joke, and I was just like,
are you kidding me? Like, and my wife starts feeling
so guilty. She's like, your brother made me do it.
He convinced me because you guys always do pranks and
I'm never part of the pranks, and he thought this

(55:52):
would be perfect for me to get involved with the pranks.
And I was just like, Wow, you want to talk
about hurt like that hurts? Oh yeah, because you think,
oh my goodness, I'm about to be a dad, Like
you're going crazy here on Cloud nine. It's like whoa,
oh my gosh, like and then it's just like, oh

(56:15):
a little bit, don't you feel like you guys send
your own medicine right there? I mean a little bit.
But I thought that was a dirty prank. Prank though
I felt like you could have done something else, like
you know, those lottery tickets. I did my brother back
in the day when he thought he want a hundred
thousand dollars and everybody going crazy and calling people a
long distance and let him know, you want a hundred
thousand dollars. That's a good prank, they can tell me

(56:37):
because because you know, we're trying, like I want to
be a dad. And for the fact that she does that,
and I mean, my mom was crying. She had literal
tears coming down her face. Like dude, what did your
brother say after? Did he have like remorse? Even two

(56:57):
days later he text me goes, how about that prank?
That's cruel? But you found out how you really will
feel like that was it? I wasted it. No Merry Christmas, everybody.
We're back life today. It feels like so much has happened.
Producer Raymond, who sits in the glass room and does

(57:18):
the audio. Went to the Titans football game, and the
Titans made the playoffs, So somehow he ends up in
a suite with all the How did you get into this?
That's sweet? By the way, I asked our bosses here.
I said that I was a huge Titans fan. Sold
my girl. We're fighting for the playoffs. It's all record
label people are big Boss and then Raymond and it's

(57:39):
not even the station Sweet, No, it's not, but they
got us in. I'm fine with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so Raymond goes and he sees Lindsay, my ex girlfriend,
because she's in the Sweet too, because it's her record label.
So Raymond sends me a text and it's like, hey,
you can tell they don't don't say who it is though,
no I won't, but I have this inside information. So

(58:01):
I'm asking if you want it. So it's maybe somebody
she's gonna start dating. Do you want that? Well, already
know the story. You already told me, but and I
wanted on the air and don't say who I know,
but you can tell the story. There's an end. They
were they were talking in the suite and there's an
NFLOS day, the label people all her reps was she No,

(58:21):
they were pitching it to go ahead. Oh this NFL player.
Oh he's so sweet. Oh he stays at home, he
never parties, he plays video games. He's the perfect guy
for you to date. Oh you're single, he's single, you
need to date him. So they are just pitching this
guy hard, and I'm like, man, she might start dating
this guy and he's a star. I'm like, I gotta
tell Bones. And I'm like, well, Bones, let me tell

(58:43):
it on the air. What do you think? Oh? Oh,
and they would be the new couple in Nashville. Yeah,
he is a star. And I was like, oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. I wonder if she's gonna talk to
him after the game. And then I looked on the field,
Oh the shit down there right now, she can graduate
relating him. All these things were racing through my head,

(59:03):
and I was just like, this is the start of
it all. This is crazy. Bones and her broke up,
and now she's possibly gonna start dating another guy. I'm like,
and I'm seeing all this right in front of my
own eyes. Should I tell Bones? You should always tell Yeah? Always?
But I mean, it wasn't like she was out searching
for these dudes her labeled people are like, let's go,

(59:24):
let's get you dating again. I mean, what do you think?
Bones like, it's never comfortable to hear that, but we're
not together, but it has to hurt the NFL. Well, no,
I'm gonna tell you one of the players that was
on the field, and I don't want to say it is.
I had already come to her before we were dating,
and I know this story star player. She didn't want

(59:46):
to date them. So do you know that? Tell you
who that was? I knew who it was. I don't
know if you said it on the Okay, I won't.
Is it the same player? No, new player? Listen, She's
a talented so I get it, so listen. It's never
comfortable to hear that. But yeah, and I don't even
know if they talked. It was just we're really good

(01:00:08):
friends with an NFL player. We're really good friends with you.
Would y'all like to go on a date together? Who
knows where it goes from there? But that's what I overheard. Well,
that's that's uncomfortable for me to hear it, But we're
not together, and that that's what she does then that
good for her. I don't want her to be happy.
That's all. I have not been on any day. I've
done nothing. I'm not even I haven't even thought about

(01:00:30):
it really, So she just kypothetically go ahead if she
dates like a star NFL player, does it put the
pressure on for you, Like, well, I've gotta like I
got I don't care about that because I mean, what
if she's like they are the star couple, they end
up being helped. So I don't care for the star couple.
I don't want her to be happy, regardless of what

(01:00:51):
it is. It's nice of you, No, it's not. It's
the fact that you feel that way. Yeah, that's really
I mean nice. It's hard to think that way, Like
I think it's natural to be well whatever, she's not
my girlfriend anymore, but that's yeah, you know, like it's
just not something you really want to talk about or
even think about. But I'm a human though I know
you are. Well, that's cool off your buddy Ray to

(01:01:14):
bring that up. And we would have never known about this.
Are these people that I know would be kind of like,
why are you trying to do that? You know, all
of them come in here, we've any more yet black
ball out all right, thank you the heads up. Look

(01:01:36):
at the America Christmas oh man, I don't know the
New Year. I don't want anything's happening with that, but
more Power Tour. I hope everybody downloads buys a record
Billboard named lindsay Els record number one record of two,
Sev's awesome. Yeah, the number one albums. So yeah. I
just wanted her to rock it. Whatever she does. I
just wanted to rocket whomever with, just kill it. She has.

(01:01:59):
Her new song is doing wonderful. Before we left lunch
boxes yelling at us about bitcoin, we buy bitcoin. We yeah,
mouth in your pocket, you can buy your own bitcoin.
So you said you were gonna learn and buy, did you?
I signed up for a a learn about Bitcoin. It's
a eight week course and they send you an email.

(01:02:22):
Eight week course, Oh my goodness, go ahead, and you
go to their website and it'll teach you everything about
bitcoin and how it works and what it's used for
and how to buy it, how to acquire it. So
I am, I'm gonna be taking class. So when he
said this bitcoin had just draftly fell right, yeah, And
so I did some research. I did about three hours

(01:02:42):
research and learn cryptocurrencies and how they mine it. And
there's an absolute limit too. You can't just keep printing
money like we didn't, you know America. So I bought
a bunch. When you bought bitcoin, it's really easy. It's
really easy to buy you to get a wallet like
I'd remember three hours of work, three hours, not eight
weeks now, Okay, no, no, And but I waited forth
to boy like hit a hard down. Yeah, you buy

(01:03:04):
it when it's and I bought it when it's low
and as of right now, because it never stops. It's
not like a stock market where it goes the only hours.
It never stops. So I bought I'll tell you what
I'm up. You're looking it up right now. I'm up
since I bought it. Yeah, so I made a little
bit of money. Um, it could bottom at any time.

(01:03:26):
Do you have a goal, like when it hits this,
you're cashing out? No, but no. My point is you
never do anything. You always talk about things, and you
never do anything. That's all your business. I did just
snow count stand your bitcoin. It took me nothing. There
is he researched in three hours and I haven't. And
I'm half on my phone. You sign up for an

(01:03:46):
eight week course bitcoin could have liked. But that's what
I'm saying. I'd said we should do this, and then
you go do it without me. That's what I'm saying.
Business partner, We're not business partners. You went behind my back.
There's no. You don't buy the same You don't have
to buy one bitcoin either, because that's like sixteen dollars.

(01:04:07):
You're not as business. You can hear my like thirty dollars,
like one bitcoin right now, it's fifteen. I can't do that. See, No,
you don't have to. You can send twenty bucks, all right,
I'll give you twenty bucks. I'm not in it with
you and getting it on you. You only thirty bucks
anyway from the bed. Tell me that, tell me the ap. No,
you can reasearch yourself. I just wanted to prove to

(01:04:30):
you that you've always talked, and I signed up for
a class, and what did you do? You go behind
my back and just like that's what you always want
to do. You don't want to include me in these
awesome blas that would bring you plans. I just welcome
okay man, hey, ray, I did buy some reath them.
That's awesome. Yeah, I'm got a lot of crypto carntis.

(01:04:52):
I'm pretty smart on it now, but I don't know
if it's gonna last. Wow. Yeah right. I saw dustin
Lynch open for Garth after we went on vacation. I
went to Garth like his next to last show. Ye,
how did he do Garth? It was good? It was good. Yeah,
he's a good I mean, everybody's our for Garth because
that's hard. That's a hard job. Yeah, but it's so

(01:05:13):
hard to know what he cares. You could have put
a stick man up their miming. It wouldn't have mattered.
It was cool for Dust, and I know Dust, and
I liked Dust, but it doesn't matter because Guard's coming
on and everybody's just like, okay, enough with all this,
just get to going. Let's get to it. I mean,
it plays just rabid for Garth. And then how was Garth?
Damn awesome? It was crazy man, cool places of rocking.

(01:05:35):
He starts sweating like crazy three He's running around like
a madman. So it was saying, time I've seen this tour,
so it's pretty awesome. And did that. I went out
with Amy and her husband and just took it in
was their first second night back, and so yeah, we
did that. Then I went to Waii and that's where
I went my secret. But I wasn't even secret. You

(01:05:58):
guys were just so like wanting to know. I just
like I want to tell you. We always want to know,
and you always do that to us. That's the definition
of a secret. No, no, no, I told some people
because I didn't care, okay, but the fact that we care, yeah,
I was like, no, hold, I got in the elevator.
I was in this hotel and I was on the
floor whatever it was. I get on the floor him,
I'm going down the elevator, and I realized the elevator

(01:06:21):
something nice. It's compared to the other ones. They have
like little screens in them. Here we go. And so
the elevator goes to the bottom floor and it opens
and there's the kitchen. You were in the what's it called,
it's the service elevator. Yeah. So and I'm like you,
I shouldn't been in the kitchen. So I pushed and
try to go back up to my floor. But you
have to have a key to beat to go back up.

(01:06:43):
You can't just go back up. You can't just get
in this apparently one of the housekeepers that opened it.
I thought it was my elevator. Just got in and
I went down to the kitchen. I'm surprised you didn't
have your phone on. You just kept watching the walk
in the kitchen and like past the past a cod
No I did. That's how I had to get out
of there. Oh my god, I couldn't go up, so
I started walk. I'm in the bows of this restaurant.
I'm I'm looking around. People are look at me like,
what's he doing? But if you just act like you

(01:07:03):
know what's up, they don't ask questions. Don't ask questions.
So I'm walking around, walking by the cooks and the
food and grab some parsley, put it in the pie,
the whole thing. And I can't find where to get
out because it's a large hotel. It's the minutes right
on the beach and home. Why I've never been Hawaii before,
I never This hotel is humongous. I'm in the middle
of the kitchen lost, and I finally see like a

(01:07:23):
little glimpse of light, like you're in a game. That's
the way you get out. So I have to be
lyne over to it and I walked through the hole
and here I am, I'm out and I can tell
him out, but I walk out behind the people they're
taking the reservations. You're behind the front desk and they
look over and they say, excuse me. I was like, oh,

(01:07:45):
I lost in the kitchen and I just took off
and left and didn't even look back. But yeah, it was.
It was pretty pretty funny. Dude. I saw you, Um
you ran into a lot of listeners out that's crazy. Hawa.
I felt like another country. Yeah, I've never been a Hawaii.
Went to y because there were three places I wanted
to go from watching TV. I wanted to go to

(01:08:06):
a full house. They want to go to Japan because
the full House because Uncle Jesse went and during his tour,
the rippers were big in Japan, right, so I want
to go Japan. And then I wanted to go to
London because friends went to London, of course, and then
I wanted to go to Hawaii because the brain. So
when I was like, ah, where am I gonna go?
And by myself, yeah, I'll go to Hawaii. Terrible because

(01:08:27):
for me it's I don't like to beat your water.
So maybe if I if I would have want with someone,
and that made me do things. It's been a lot
more fun. Um, that's fine, it's warm. But a ton
of listeners though, that's crazy to state was playing in
the ball games. I made a bunch of Fresno listeners,
Alabama listeners, Boston listeners, Austin listeners. So there were people

(01:08:47):
that lived there. I went to a restaurant and there's
a picture of me on my Instagram, Mr Bobby Bones.
What I mean, I mean to by myself. But the
restaurant was a rotating restaurant, and I'm so dumb. I
thought those spinning restaurants. Building actually is fun. I always
thought that I've never been to a restaurant that moved.
It's just like high up in the gun. It's up
high and it rotates the rotating restaurant that the restaurant wrote.

(01:09:11):
Only when I got up there to the realize that
it's pretty supid of me to think that they built
an entire building with hydrawl likes that the whole building turned. Yeah,
it doesn't know. So what happens is you go into
it and it's windows all around, but inside of it,
the food part is on like a platform and it
turns inside of the restaurant. So you're rotating the whole time,
but the whole building is not turning out. Dude, I

(01:09:32):
thought the same thing too. Yeah, so not the best idea.
If you get really emotion sick, which I do, just like,
don't look out the windows. Five seconds into it, I
was like, oh, it's not good, and I wanted to
not order everything immediately. It's just like even when I
went someone, I like to order if I want to
drink my advertiser, this is my meal, and then I
like to pay ticket when it's over and get out
of there. We've been there. I ordered everything in the place,

(01:09:55):
started spending after I getting nauseous, and when I left,
I was like, oh, kind of and sick. I didn't
know where I was in the restaurant because it had
been turning the time. So once again you find yourself
in the kitchen. Yeah, I'm behind the front desk. But yeah,
that's what I did. You go hiking? Though you went hiking,
didn't you. I did go hiking. That looked beautiful, except
it's not hiking where I come from. We would hike.

(01:10:18):
You walk up mountains and you have to climb sometimes.
And I went up this mountain. But there was like
a cement trail. Oh that's not like a nature walk. Yeah,
that's that's like a like a tilted nature walk. There
were handrails in concrete. That's not a hike. Where'd you
go up like Diamond Head? That's exactly where I wanted.
That's awesome, fair Yeah, but that's like that's the symbol

(01:10:39):
of Honolulu, of Waikiki. Stop saying it like that, dude.
I love Hawaii and he loves it. The fact that
you were going to Hawaii made me so happy, and
I thought like it was gonna be like this is it.
But it's gonna change. Bobby. He's gonna love the beach.
He's gonna love island life, salt life. But I guess not.
I like WiFi, I know, like my dog. Netflix. Yeah,

(01:11:00):
your room, your bedroom. I've been trying to stay out
of there, Yeah, just because I just want to. I
just had my bed the whole time. But it's fine.
I got I got got to finish my book. I think. Dude,
that's exciting. So you like it. They're happy with it? No,
not yet. I'll get it sent back to me fully
fully edited. It's been edited like three times already. Is
it like like turning into paper where they just sent

(01:11:22):
it back with a red ink everywhere? That what's been
happening for the past six months. I write it, I like,
I take and I'll write twenty thous words and I'll
send it off and chop, chop, chop, expand, chop, expand,
So then I have to write again. It sounds stressed
and back again chopped to expand, expand, and then okay, acceptable,
and you send it off one final time when it's done,
and then you start taking pictures for it. Uh, we've

(01:11:43):
already picked out a cover and tidle. We have never
build any of that. Yeah, but yeah, coming out of
the summer. I know it's and I don't know I
thought the last But what's it about talking about that? Yet?
It's not about my life? Like that's not a memoir? No, no, no, no, okay,
I'll tell you. It's about dinosaurs, bitcoin and dinosaurs. Yeah. Sorryneah, sorry, buddy.

(01:12:04):
So yeah, there's that, but it's good. It's awesome. Man.
So you gonna go back to Hawaii? No? I mean
I guess if I if I get a woman, yeah,
I take her back to Hawaii wants to go okay,
and I would go some more. I didn't go five
miles from a hotel the whole time. Yeah, see that
was your problem. No, I didn't want to go five
holes from hotel. It's my problem. And you know, Hawaii
has like three other islands too. You know I saw

(01:12:26):
it on the map, Maui. Yeah, Kauai. It's just not
my my thing. Lava where the lavas are like the
biggest guy. Did you see it's raining snowing in Tallahassee.
I just saw it right now, the first time in
twenty eight years. That's crazy snowing in Tallahassee. That Boston
is about to get nailed by huge storm. Um, it's

(01:12:46):
snowed in Austin on New Year's night in Texas. I
know it's snow twice in Austin. My brother kept sending
me pictures because he loves snow. Into times man, it's
over Indo times man, find to love one holding. You know.
Some crazy is that I opened up this app. I
don't even use the at what it's called Venmo, and

(01:13:08):
it's just you pay people through you bank account to
an app. And so I opened it up and there's
fifty eight dollars and yesterday, why do I have fifty
eight dollars in this Venemo? Because at one point I
was paying people through Venmo. I got bored with it,
so I just started using a credit card. So I
opened it up and I was money in there. It's
like wow, I look and listeners have been sending to

(01:13:31):
me one dollar with the hashtag pim and joy or
is a message no way people trust me with money?
And so I say, hey, everybody, I got money on
my phone here that people are just giving me, Like
why are you? Why are you trust me with this money?
I can just go by tendencies if I wanted to. Well,
they maybe they're showing you their appreciation. I'm not going

(01:13:52):
to take the money, but how do they know that? Straight?
Going to my Venmo account and my name is Bobby
dash Bones, right, and I showed you my answer story yesterday.
So you want to read this? So I just put
that up there. Here's how much money I have right now?
You can read it from you read the amount. Yeah,
listeners are sending it to me. You can read it.
Oh my goodness, you have two six and six nine cents.

(01:14:16):
Is happening? And I keep telling them see everyone's thinking
you why no, why are you trusting me with this? Hey?
Just a token of our appreciation. I'm going to give
it a well, I don't it somewhere like I promised.
But how do you know I'm telling the truth. Wow,
that's true. They don't know. You don't know they're trusting
in you. I know. That's Here's one a buck to

(01:14:37):
thank you for getting me through my commun work, your
book and show where help me come up with some
new fundraising ideas. Here's another one. So it's it too. Yeah,
but that's why somebody sent me sixty nine cents. Funny Yeah,
funny guys. Yeah. So yeah, it's if you have venmo
and you can say the money if you want. But
I don't know why you would. I might go by

(01:14:58):
new clothes. You know what I'm not going too. You're
gonna donate charity. I want to send you. Um yeah,
do you have? My name is Bobby dash Bones have it?
I have it? Yeah, that's what I have to find
a place for this money, but it keeps growing. I
don't want to give it away to get it all in,
you know, I mean, yes, hold on, I'm sending you

(01:15:18):
one because who knows that made just to go buy
some new socks for the winter. Yeah, okay, alright, set
to scarf. I got it. There you go, there it is,
thank you, my goodness. If people need to stop sending
me one you don't know what I'm gonna do that.
I mean, you know Ray got fired from Uber? Raymond? No, yeah,

(01:15:39):
what do you do? He got? What happened? Would you
want to know? The multiple choice answers and what it
could have been? What could it have been? Why don't
you just tell us why you get fired? Well, anyways,
they say, hey, you've been fired. So I thought maybe
it's a sticker. I don't have a sticker. I didn't
really believe in that from the start. You don't have
an Uber sticker on your car. I didn't think it
was necessary. I would never get into your car, but
people have, so then it could have in my door

(01:16:00):
one of my passenger doors doesn't open. It wasn't any
of that. It ended up being apparently my insurance expired
and you can't drive for Uber without insurance. So they
said you've been let go by Uber, and then I
have to reapply once I have insurance. Are you going
to reapply? Yes? I want to drive for Uber more.
But it was kind of disturbing to wake up and
know that my career with Uber was over. Did he

(01:16:21):
totally called me by surprise? I was like racking my brain.
I was like, man, did somebody give me a zero
star because my crappy car? Oh? Ryan? Did uh? Do
you like working and driving for Uber? Yeah? You get
the money instantly. It would be like at the end
of this show, you get paid. That's how Uber. That'd
be pretty cool. Yeah. It goes directly to your bank account.

(01:16:43):
No taxes either. Well, you start to pay taxes at
the end of the year, but they don't take anything out. Yeah.
But and that's an option. You can do that here, right,
I know that. But Okay, that's why most people do it.
It's fast cash. You make good money, you make a
really good money. Yet someone say, hey, take me out
to this part of the world, and you're like, oh,
you gotta drive way out. The farthest was the airport

(01:17:04):
runs and then I guess, like Brent would place twenty
miles out of town. Other than that, I'm not gonna
like I mean Kentucky, honestly, it's forty five minutes north.
I ain't going there. Well, what if someone says you
get in, they get in the car, you can cancel
the ride. It'll show, so then you can just tell him, Hey,
something came up. Can't do this ride. If it's too long,
you just make that excuse. All right. There's Raymondsnest and

(01:17:26):
behind the scenes of Uber after he got fired. Yeah,
he should probably get that insurance done the business like
in general, not even Uber. It's illegal to like drive
around with that insurance, for sure. It is. If all
the general dude, yes, for a great little rate. Just
get online. Yep, the general dot com did. Man, that's right.
Let's shock cook you up. Everybody transmit America. Yeah, Brother's

(01:18:01):
Osborne have a new song out on Friday. They teased
it on their Instagram yesterday. I'm Big Brother's Osborne fan.
Hope their new song shoot me Straight here If you
ever heard that, give this down at the lit me Down. Yes,
smile by Alcola. Couldn't see you're coming for hunt of Mine,

(01:18:21):
don't try to find a perk wounds got the pain
out of her. Hit my hart baby iron consick. It's
your go make a b way down, lay my six
foot out on the ground in ma have me a

(01:18:42):
hart hang over, heartys for it on, shine the whisker
and shoot me straight. You got a new brother's eyes
gone right there, hit me against your make a way
down lay my good. That's funny, d mom, Shoot there

(01:19:14):
it is come all that. I like brothers man. You
know everybody was in Times Square. Do you have a
New Year's like a million people? You know they have
no bathrooms out there, so everybody wears diapers. That's terrible.
There are no bathrooms, zero public bathrooms. Yeah. Wow, So
you wear a diaper or you just pet your pants.
That's you know, literally, that's what they do. That's not good.

(01:19:35):
And they're like, you can't move around. It's so secure.
But no public bathrooms. Why would anyone want to go
down there to say you've been down there to do
it once? Yeah? Crazy? The National Championship game will be
Alabama and Georgia, which listen. I'm an SEC guys. I'm
pretty happy about that. I'm a Hugh Jarkinsaw fan. So
you know, if you're really into conferences, if you're not

(01:19:57):
playing them, you root for your conference. It's always kind
of of Yeah, you want to beat your brother up,
but messing with your brother, and you're not you know
that thing. So I'm I was happy that they both won.
But tickets are going for over a hundred thousand dollars. Wow,
fifty yard line seats and it's the most expensive game
ever because they're playing it in Atlanta and the University

(01:20:19):
of Georgia's and Athens which is close to Atlanta and
Alabama close. So they also played the Sugar Bowl in
the Atlanta So yeah, there you go. It's going to
be the most expensive game ever the Georgia Bulldogs in
the Alabama Crimson Tide January eight in Atlanta. You can
get a box ticket for a d four dollars. Let's

(01:20:45):
do it. The average ticket price is three thousand three
average ticket price. Yeah. Movie theaters at their lowest attendance
at twenty two years. I'm just telling you they're dying.
I mean, you called it years ago. And this is
Christmas time, you know, like that's when everyone goes to
the movie. The number of movie theater tickets in America

(01:21:07):
is gonna hit a twenty two year low in seventeen.
It's Netflix, Amazon, the video streaming. It's people not wanting
to go and have to sit in a room that's
not their chairs with Crumby food. If you have the
option at home, you don't want to go drive to it.
It's there's something about an experience occasionally but not all
the time. Like my son loves the theater. He's also nine,

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and it's magical to him. Like when a movie comes out,
he's got to go watch it. The premier The Bachelor
was down thirty from last season. Did you like the
first episode? Watch? Oh? Yeah, it's pretty good. Some of
the girls are gonna be kind of crazy, um, but
the guys kind of boring. But the girls always bring
the drama. And there's some good looking ladies. That guy
has been on there before, right, Yeah, he was on
a past season of the Bachelorette and he thought he

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was gonna be married to Emily Maynard and she broke
his heart at the very end. And he's back. He's
more mature and it's been five years and he's ready to,
you know, take that next step down the only do
you have gray hair? A little bit in his hair? Yeah,
he's got that salt and pepper look. I like that.
Keep me a real representing the old dude. They probably
made him and we need to look a little different.

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We're trying to attract the older crowd. Yeah, we're trying
to look a little more mature. So yeah, there's that.
I didn't watch the Batch. While I was watching the
football game, I watched The Crown. I'm not done with it.
I watched The Crown is so good, oddly really good. Yeah,
it's better I thought it was going to be. To man,
I feel like I'm learning to think. I'm watching a documentary.

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And I learned about the queen I was and saw her.
I always kind of knew she existed, but I knew
nothing about it. It's pretty cool. I didn't know that
she wasn't supposed to be the queen. Didn't know that
though she was. Her uncle was the king and he
quit and so he's like, I quit, I'm out. So
he advocated at the throne. So they say advocated at
the throne. No, I think it's like advocated. I have

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no idea. So his brother got it because he had
no heirs, and so Queen Elizabeth is his daughter. She's
like in her nineties now, by the way. So I
watched that. I watched Handmaids Tale, which was really good,
and Amy talked about that from a year, but it's
finally able to download. I don't have Hulu, so I
watch Handmaid's Tale and that movie that's that show is crazy,
but it's great. I watched the movie. I watched get Out.

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Oh yeah, is that good? Oh it's so good. And
I didn't want to watch it. I was totally against it.
And Mike Deal, who has my taste a lot of ways,
He's like, you'll like it, just trust me, and so
I watched it. I was blown away. I was like,
this is great. It's black mirrorresque but a movie. It's
I don't like horror movies. That's why I was like, Mike,
what you think and he was like, oh, you'll like it.
And then I watched Baby Driver and I thought it

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was good. Not about driving a baby around. It's not
and that's what I thought. Like, it's just like, look
who's talking? You know where the babies are talking? Awesome movies. Yeah,
back when we were kids, so funny. Look Who's talking
was awesome because the babies are like talk to each other.
It was like John Bolt and Kirsty Alley's voices and
they'll be like, hey baby, what are you doing? Like
we're like the babies are talking to each other. That's

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how we were entertaining his kids. We were I was stupid.
I think it was Bruce Willis is the voice, though
I think John Falton did one season too. I think
Bruce Willis probably did well. Then they did Look who's
talking with animals too? I think, oh, yeah, look who's
also talking. I don't know, honey, I sh talking kids.
But I watched The Baby Driver. Thought it was good. Yeah,
a lot of cool music, really really great. The whole
movie's music. Okay, because the the kid who's his name

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is Baby, he's a driver and he has a permanent
ring in his ear, so he's always listening to the music,
and you hear the music he's listening to the whole time.
All right, But it's pretty good. I mean, I like
the I watched that. I don't watch a lot of movies.
I did watch those two. Thought they were good. Did
you go see the new Star Wars? I have no interest.
I don't. I'm not hating on it. I've never seen
a Star Wars. I mean, you're kind of if you
go into it now, you're like, you're gonna watch like

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ten of them, so you like it, loved it. It
made a billion dollars. Dude, It's probably my favorite one
ever made. A lot of people were hating on it
because it didn't hold up to something. I don't know.
I just read the headlines and you've never watched. I've
never seen it, so I just scroll through it. But
why were people upset with it? Well? I guess like
they kind of throw in some humor in it, like
cheesy humor. But I liked it because I have kids,

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and so it's like The Avengers, like that kind of
humor in the Star Wars. Never saw The Avengers, but
you know, I've never seen. It's on my list to watch.
But yeah, it's a little long. I guess if you
want to complain about something, it's like two and a
half hours long. Uh. And yeah, it did get cheesy.
There's cheesy moments, but it's overall it's awesome. Do you
play HQ on your phone? Now? Oh? My goodness, yeah

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do you? Yeah? Okay, don't forget ate it too? Every day?
In ten too? I think it's just two o'clock and
a p m. Yeah, I play I Got You One Money.
I got to Question eleven once, Question ten a few
times at lunch it's it's trivia trivia and you you
play and it's cool because the guy is actually lived
a little TV when you're playing, it's good, dude, I

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love it. I mean I missed the last question. You
made it to a level, made it to twelve, oh
and then you missed and missed it the furthest time
I've gone. That's seven. But that was with my whole family,
like where all of us are yelling, like I think
I'm worse with people. Really, you think you're better by yourself? Yeah?
Is it? Don't trust anyone? Dude. How awesome to win it,
but you only want like two dollars. Well if you

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split it, like I say, she was like a million
people play whoever last gets the money. Now I've seen
people split it in only seven one where it's like,
you know, two hundred bucks each. That's cool, yeah, but
that would really be disappointed if you, like you finished
and you got like two bucks. It's an app called HQ.
It's a live trivia. It's like basically who wants to
be a millionaire? But you're playing for money. It's free
to play. So did that? I bought Amy's son a

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video game? What you get him? Again one of the
new game boys. Oh cool, nice, And so I gave
it to him. I didn't tell them, I just gave
it him. I was like, hey, I got you killed.
They wanted to kill me, and I got him like
three games and he was like thank you, And so
she called, can we get learning games on this? I
was like, I don't know what. I have a game Boy.
I just bought it because I though would be awesome

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for him to any games a learning game. And so
they went to the story yesterday and they were trying
to find learning games. I think they found one because
he didn't know English that well. Yeah, and so a
we're trying to find games and she's texting me and say,
I can't believe you bought this, and then she you know,
it's thankful, but she's also we're close enough for she
could be like doing that. He's not gonna put this down.

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But then she's I'm not letting play it? So why
not because he's not eight seven and a half. And
it says if your eyes aren't developed to eight years old,
it's like, Amy, stop it. Come on. You always talked
about how you're gonna be the cool You're holding them back.
In six months, but she ended up letting on playing.
I think, dude, don't but don't be the friend that
always brings the gifts. Don't do that. I had every time,

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I know, I took her daughter an American girl doll.
Oh wow. Yeah, I had no idea those things that expensive.
They are expensive, and you have do you don't have girls,
but they're expensive. She like it, loved it. Yeah, but
I just give him the presence of the moment. See now,
every time they see you, they like, all right, cool,
where's my gift? Cool? And you're gonna do it every
time I try to. If not, I give a dollar.

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There we go. Yeah, all right, we got a dollar
in and I'm bad. Then they'll be happy to see me.
Then I can leave. So that's funny. All that happened.
Anything else, anything else you wanna know about? Um No,
I think that's it for now. All right, Peace and
love man, happiness. Ye, Bobby, that's it for today. Appreciate

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everybody be in here. We talked to Amy this morning.
If you miss that, you can go and listen on
the podcast. Just go to I Heart Radio search that
and search Bobby Bone Show or iTunes. I'll be doing
a Bobby Cast for my House tonight, No guest. It's
kind of a long form catch up for what happened
over the break, some thoughts about some stuff. So we'll
be doing a Bobby Cast tonight. Bobby's got something to

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talk about. I will see that pop up on my phone.
I purposely, Oh you're talking about that. That's called I
guess something to say. I got something to say. Yeah,
there was like I was looking at me like there
is got something to say? Again, I was jones and
for being on the air, like I missed talking to
my people, and so I would just do a little
mini version of the show on Paris. Got pretty cool,

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So I'd do like fifteen minutes. It always buzzes on
my phone. Dude by Bones live. Yeah, I got something
to say. That's the time. I love it. I know.
Episode anyway, it's the Bobby Cast. We're doing one from
the house tonight. If you want to check it out,
search Bobby Cast and you can subscribe. We have a
lot of great episodes. I think the last one we
did before break was Cassidy Pope. But Chris Stapleton did

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one which is a very popular one that one's flying
up the charts. I think our top one is still
Jaco one. When I got to a fight with Jake,
Oh that's the best, You're weird, dude. We turned that
into getting a fight with Jake on a podcast to
where Mike Do, who produces it, didn't thought Jake would leave.
He didn't know if the show was gonna end. And
we got back on track during that. But we went

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from that to now Jake's doing a show on the
podcast network Awesome, which is funny, so cool. So Jakes
number one. I think Dirk's is number two all time
listen to because it's our conversation from my house. Stapleton's
up there, Karen Fairchild is up there. Anybody else in
the top five artist wise, Yeah, that's the artist. So
I just searched podcast. We're gonna go, but we'll see

(01:30:03):
you guys tomorrow. Appreciate it. See Thursday. It feels like tomorrow.
Set Tuesday's Thursday. Yang alright, glad to be back today.
I gotta go get some sort of sleep. Mr Bobby
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