Bobby's Weekend In Freezing Weather + Kelsea Ballerini Travels Down Memory Lane + Lunchbox Tries To Pronounce Hard Words For Cash

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right the Bobby Bones post show, pre show. So
I was looking at Eddie's Instagram and he paid his
kids for how well they did at their basketball game incentives.
I like to call him. Okay, yeah, so do you
still have your incentive sheet? It's on my instagram. See
see here's the thing though, I posted my younger sons.

(00:20):
This is his and then the older one. His is
different less less value because he shoots more and he's
a little better. Okay, so this is the younger son
my foster kids. Yeah, okay, how much for a steal? Okay,
so for a steel twenty five cents a nice quarter
for a steal. Oh, how much for a block? A quarter? Okay,
for a shot taken twenty five cents Because he's really small,

(00:42):
he doesn't take a lot of shots, and he's really
scared to take shots because everybody's bigger shots made shots
made one dollar? How many points has he made so far? Zero?
So I figured, like a dollar, it's good to win
the game. Five dollars boys, we're oh and five now, like,
let's win a game. So five dollars boys, if we
take that w tears and so, how much did you
have to pay out? Per kid per kid, So this

(01:04):
one right here was a dollar twenty five. So they
didn't win the game, not didn't win the game, got
a lot of steals, got a lot of blocks, but
and maybe a couple of rebounds in there, because I
did add rebounds. Later people were hitting me up on
social media saying you gotta like do rebounds and passing stuff,
So assistant rebounds was on there as well. But a
dollar twenty five for this guy. No shots taken. No, man,

(01:26):
he's too small, like really, it's like he's too small,
and then when he gets the ball, everybody just hovers
around him. It's impossible. So I might even bumped his
up to five dollars a shot table. He's gonna lunch
here for me if I got the ball, phone behind,
over my head, behind whatever it takes. Yeah, so hey,
this idea came up. It came up like on Saturday morning,
he had they had a double header coming in. I'm
just like, I need to do something to kind of

(01:46):
get him pumped for the game, because really they're losing
lots of games and they're just they're self esteem, their
confidence is low. So I'm like, all right, let's let's
make some money. Let's bump it up. I think it worked.
Do you think they played better because of the incentives? Yes?
Did your other sond? Did he make money? Yes? He
made like five dollars, but a lot of them on
the attempts, Like he turned into a ball hawk. Oh

(02:07):
he just started shooting. Yeah, of course. So yeah, I
was aw, he's focused on in self making money and
not fat. That one backfired on me. So I'm gonna
have to readjust his scale a little bit because and
so they sub every like, you know, three minutes. So
he'd go in do three minutes, and then he would
run from the bench all the way to me on
the stands and be like, did you get all my shots?

(02:28):
I took ten shots there? Did you get them down? Like,
get back to your team. I got the stats, just go.
But yeah, it was bad. He was taking too many shots.
Did he scored all? He scored three times? Okay? Yes? Good?
Lots of blocks, lots of rebounds. The dude dominated. I
think I need to change his lower and then bump
my foster Son's a little higher just to even them
out a little bit, because I may go broke. Just

(02:49):
you're going to continue this like this is gonna be
a regular. I don't hate it. Yeah, I don't hate
Thanks Bounds. I'm curious to see what. I just feel
like it could end up backfiring on you. And I
don't know. I mean, maybe Scooba's team needs to get
like a parenting expert and we get their opinion, because
I don't know, because I'm like, Okay, should should parents
do this? Or is this like not setting a good precedent?

(03:10):
Can we get a parenting expert on I just my
parent wants an expert parent well Eddie. If anything, they
may offer insight to like, hey, yeah you can do that,
but this is what you're the expectation you're creating, Like, hey,
it's up to you because I'm I'm in the same boat.
Like no judgment here, I'm just trying to figure out
parenting as well. But I I saw that and was like, oh,

(03:33):
like whoa, I don't know that that's the best way
to go, but maybe I could learn something. And what
do you think I thought reminding my grandma should gave
me a dollar in a there you go my whole life.
Were you motivated by that dollar? You? I think we're
self motivated anyway. I like the dollar. Yeah, who doesn't.
I mean, I don't think the dollar motivated me. But

(03:54):
I was gonna make a's anyway, and I just loved
to be rewarded for my ace because nobody cared about
my grades. Wasn't like embody was like, hey, look you
made all as again. Nobody gave crap. Yeah, but those
dollars to me were I want I could go, you know,
buy a new shirt or some candy. And also it
was recognition for the fact that I was making good grades.
I think the differ, I don't know. I feel like
it's different. You had some self motivation. I worry about that.

(04:17):
I worry about with my kids, Eddie, Like, I'm not
saying you're doing anything wrong, but I worry about if
I motivated with monetary incentives that like, it's they're not
going to be motivated for the right reasons. But but
I mean, we were motivated through monetary incentives. But not
all families can give their kids money every time they
pass a basketball. Guys, you can do a penny of shot,

(04:38):
like anything. I think anything works. I think they were
just excited that any money involved was good and they
were going to try harder because at the end of
the game. It was like collection time. They're like, all right,
how much did I make? And if you can pay them?
And hugs? No chance. Did you get paid as a
kid for playings? No? I never did. Huh And did
you still playing sports? I did? I did. And people

(04:59):
do have that argue, you know, like they should do
it for the love of the game. But like, guys,
I'm just trying to make it fun a little bit.
I think, are you trying to? Yeah, I think missus
gambling is what it is. We're starting to be over
under on his kids, and I may points they did
start and hit up some of the dads on the stands.
I mean, like, you guys want to bet on this game,
like it'd be kind of fun. If nobody wants to

(05:19):
do it, they still have it. One still haven't one. Man,
how bad do they lose by? Like twenty thirty and
they're small, that's a lot of points to lose by. Yeah,
some of these other teams they just have like ballers.
I'm I'm convinced there's some politics going on on this
picking teams always of course, So so I feel like
we got stuck in. Not that my kids are way
better than some of the other players on their team.
But our teams just they're they're not even friends. They

(05:41):
don't really know each other. And some of these other teams,
I mean, you can tell these kids grew up with
each other. They all know their names. They passed Jimmy
over here, like I'll see you tonight, like that kind
of camaraderie. I was on those teams, like you're talking
like your kids are. As a kid, it was like
the people who didn't know anybody all got put on
a random team. Yes, and if you had a group
of six or so, they would usually keep them together
or in those six it played forever and it'd gotten
good together. Right. But yeah, I think that's normal. What

(06:04):
you have to do is get your kids in at
That's why I keep telling my wife, I'm like, hey,
when you're at school, I kind of talked to some
of the parents over there and see what it's all
about relationships. Yeah, I know, the world learning that the
world is all about relationship. Okay, I thought that was fun.
Amy tells me that there's gonna be a Yellowstone prequel. Yes,
it's called like why eighteen eighty three or something. I

(06:27):
am seventeen eighty three it's that far back home. No,
that's what it's called. I am hoping for all things
in the world that it is not taking place in
eighteen eighty does that's the wild West? I just saw this.
It says the series follows the Dutton family is the
embark on a journey west of the Great Plains towards
the last bastion of untamed America. Well, what you want.
I'm still excited as Still, that's a Western man. That's

(06:50):
what I thought for a year or a long time.
Yellowstone was so I never watched it, even though my
friends were like, it's amazing, but I was like old Westerns,
But it's not. I love that it's up to date.
So the prequel, I'm excited about it. But I may
have to test out the waters. Here's a clip. I
don't care if you never die, but you tell them
about me. No idea what just happened there? But either

(07:15):
I'll watch it just I like Yellowstone so much, and
if it's the same people, I would imagine the sensibilities
are the same. Yeah, I'll watch it to see if
I like it. I'm pumped for Yellowstone to come back.
Who watches Yellowstone? I did? Still trying to find it.
It's okay, it is nice, really good. I don't think
I didn't want to like it. I didn't want to
like it. Yeah, and I still really liked it. I

(07:35):
just kept, you know, like I worked the ranch a
lot when I was growing up, and I just watched
this stuff. I'm like, cowboys aren't like that. Wait, Eddie
a comparison. No, Okay, I don't know what Eddie's ranch Texas.
This is the first time I've ever heard of Eddie
say he worked on I did it. So then also
to confare South Texas to Montana cowboys A cowboy, cowboys,

(07:59):
A cowboy like these guys like when they're all sitting
in the room and like shooting the breeze or whatever,
like being cowboys. Like nobody does that, Like how these
guys are all exhausted because they've been working. Watch episode. Yeah,
I watched like two seasons or a whole season. Oh yeah,
a lot of breeze shooting, a lot of shoot in
that little house of their show. Okay, Um, speaking of Eddie,

(08:22):
I did guys, I mean, Bobby, that was the biggest
eye roll I've ever seen. Bobby. Wait, you did you
roll them? Okay, why would you I roll on that.
I didn't. I'm just tired. Also too, I would like
to say, if you're contemplating checking out yellow Stone, Eddie's
not accurately describing, Like if your takeaway was that the
cowboys hang out in their little house too much, Like
that's not even what the show's about. According to Eddie,

(08:45):
it is cowboy shooting the breeze, shooting cards every night,
yellow Stone Cowboys shooting the breeze. Stop it. Okay, thank you.
By the way, speaking of Eddie, I did hit him
up last night during the game to see if he
was eating pizza. He loves pizza. I love pizza and
Super Bowl Sunday. Come on, what do you eat pizza?

(09:06):
And he wasn't. He's sticking to his diet. But that
being said, I also read on the B team facebook
page that someone goes, I'm starting the Eddie diet today. Really,
I think the bones they're seeing pictures of me and
saying like, hey, wow, this is really working. I mean,
why wouldn't it work. I'm not eating much. I saw
you walk in today and you got kind of a
tight hoodie on ye And I saw you walk in

(09:28):
and I thought it's dang fine guy right there, serious
looking good. You keep saying that every time you see me.
It makes me feel good. I'm always I'm always impressed
that you're eating a healthy diet. Thank you. Your mood better?
Why could be better? Because I'm used to it. I
don't know if I'm in a better mood or whatever,
but this is just my life now, so I'm cool
with it. My wife's not saying anymore like Okay, you're

(09:49):
in a bad mood again, so that I'm thinking that's
a good sign unless she is also correct. Let me
encourage you guys to check out the Bobby Cast because
not only do we have Don mcclanan, who wrote American Pie,
but Scooba Steve comes on and we kind of learned
about him in his life and I don't want to
spoil it, but on tomorrow's show there's a story that

(10:09):
came from that podcast I was shocked by. We'll talk
about him on tomorrow's show, but you can go ahead
and hear it if you go listen to the Bobby Cast.
It was one of the It was the most laughing
I've done on that podcast in a long time. Is
me Eddie and scoobas good. So check out the Bobby Cast.
We probably talked for forty five minutes about Scooba, Steve's life,
our executive producer get to know him. I was blown
away with some of the stories. There's also a new

(10:33):
episode of Talk to Chuck with Chuck Wicks, who's trying
to be a pro bowler. What that's not easy? Like
is he making a joke? Because those dudes are good.
You know, I'd like to talk to Chuck, and I
know that's a show. Let's set up Chuck. I'd like
to talk to him on the radio show about this
because I'm so interested in because his parents, I believe
we're both pro bowlers. Oh okay, so there's a chance.

(10:56):
But I could be wrong. I feel like bowling is
a sport with enough anybody can be a problem. Oh
no, no no, no, wait, dad, have you watched those guys
on Saturday mornings. Yeah, they just tried because they practice
hours upon hours upon hours. Anybody, anybody can bowl it.
I could be wrong, but I think Chuck's a really
good bowler. And then he and his wife want to
get into modeling, and I just need to talk to Chuck.

(11:19):
But his podcast, you can talk. It's a really good
podcast called Talk to Chuck with Chuck Wicks. So I
hope you check it out, get into it, love it
all right. I'm always looking for new podcasts. Okay, let
me see if anything else, UM play me. Voicemail number
five last night, RAYMONDO, Hey, Bobby, morning Studio. I was
just wondering what your favorite commercial was during the Super Bowl. Thanks,

(11:41):
have a great Dick. I gotta tell you, I don't
know that I remember that many. I remember the Cheetos one.
That was a good one. My Cheetos again, just tell
him it wasn't you, but I cut you with the counter.
It wasn't me. And Shaggy was in it. It was
pretty good, right, uh that again. I talked about it

(12:02):
later about the halftime show. Everyone's like, man, the commercial suck.
Oh they were good, but we have this unreal expectation
that the commercial should be one hundred times better. We
are in the content producing age, the fantom. It's always good. Now.
Commercials are just generally are viral great. So you're gonna
see a bunch of them. They're gonna go spend more
money on them, get more celebrities in them. But they're

(12:24):
not going to be drastically different. Yeah. I mean my
take was just like someone, we're just such downers, and
I'm like, I don't know, that's what we need right now.
We need funny and happy. Like I get the serious
social issues, but like I want to laugh when I
watch super Bowl. I'll research on social issues later. You won't.
You won't see I will. You won't. The oat milk
Bruce Springsteen jeep one. I'm like Bruce that. I'm like,

(12:48):
you're in a jeep, dude. It's it's like negative two
degrees outside, put on the top on. I don't know.
I mean it got my attention. Then. I liked that
at the end it was like Reunited States of America
and like addressing a big issue of right now. I
don't know, it's a united so let's like, let's be different,
let's be better. I mean more, it wasn't me the
uh for you okay, because you're gonna research later, No,

(13:09):
you're not sure. The Tide Pod ones was pretty good
with Jason Alexander's face going through Let's see that one, okay,
And I didn't really watch it. Usually it would be
like the commercials are on running the TV. I was like,
I'm gonna repeat. I actually went to take a shower
at one point the bad guy kind of out of hand.
I was like, I'm gonna go and take a shower,
and so I missed part at late in the third
quarter and just knew, am okay, as long as the

(13:30):
chiefs one by less than three. I want all my beds.
It's a fucking ears one. I want all my beds.
You're like shower times. I was in my showers. We
have two bathrooms that are messed up, so we're using
a third. And this shower's broken too, Like everything in
my house is broken, right man, It's like all at once,
the whole thing's caving in. Um. All right. Did you

(13:50):
like the Waynes World one? Do you see that one?
Didn't see it? Yeah? It's good. You'd like to Blake Shelton, Yeah,
gwin Stuffanie and Blake Shelton and Adam Lvine. That was
really funny about a wireless commercial, Like, oh what she
was trying to get set up on a blind date.
It was really good, all right. It's just times are
a change in in us, all right. Dylan who got
to got to got to survive and thrive when Super

(14:11):
Bowl halftime shows and commercials. Wrong. If you were before us,
it wasn't that big of a thing seventies eighty. It
just really started to pop when we were so now
here we are we're running everything, media companies, owning social
media companies, radio shows, you know, our age. So we're
the ones complaining loud us and we have the biggest
voices right now. But if twenty two year olds going,

(14:31):
it's never been that good for me. Yeah, all right.
There's a cops in Texas found fifty nine pounds of
meth hidden inside inc Toner cartridges during a traffic stop. Wow. Oh,
I'm not sure if meth is more expensive than toner.
Have you ever had to buy toner before? Our owner's expensive? Yeah?
Like they maybe they just took empty ones after people
had used them, hopefully, but they seized fifty nine pounds

(14:54):
of meth from a car traveling on I ten. The
estimated street value is two point seven million dollars. Oh
my goodness, that is a lot. A guy who bought
one point two million limons has now asked the Internet
what to do with them? Why did he buy lemonade? Right? Well,
that that's the question right for um A Reddit user

(15:16):
posted that they found themselves with all these lims because
they were a little drunk when they bought them. Let's
look my dad, so I says, help, I have a
million limons ready to be sold, and then he wrote
the whole thing. You said, what should I What should
I do with them? There's a lot of lemons? Is well,
what'd you do with a million limons? Although I buy
like probably fifteen to twenty limes a week and my

(15:39):
wife is all like, why do you buys? You're never
gonna use them? And at the end of the week
I use them all. Somehow, I put lime on everything,
and then I do a lot of sparkling water with lime. Yeah,
I'm not even like a wedge of lime. I do
a whole line for every drink. So that is mostly
where it goes to Daddy Warbucks over here, going heart
on the citrus fifteen a month. Go to the Mexican market.

(16:01):
It's ten for a dollar. We're out. Hopeay enjoyed today's show,
mister Bobby Bones on Instagram. Have a good day, everybody
on this Helloska. Hello, friends, Welcome to Monday's show Morning

(16:22):
Studio Morning. Why don't we start with a friendly debate
we were having at my house over the weekend. Brushing
your teeth in the shower. One of us do it,
one of us don't. I don't brush my teeth in
the shower. I have a whole dedicated space to brushing
my teeth. It's called the singer. Kaylin, however, brushes our

(16:43):
teeth in the shower, spits in the drain and I'm like,
what kind of psycho pathlet brush their teeth in the shower.
You can walk out of the shower and brush your teeth.
So that was a conversation. Then I bring it up
to Amy. Guess what, Amy does I brush my teeth
in a shower. Yeah. And my husband thinks it's crazy.
Things is disgusting, so does my daughter. She's the other

(17:04):
one that has a problem with it. And I don't understand.
It's so convenient. There's water all around you, you're brushing,
you can multitask, brush, wash your legs whatever. I just
feel like with the teeth brushing, there needs to be
a dedicated time and space for that. I don't want
to get it mixed up with other parts of me.
I'm washing, I take the brush and I don't do that.
I don't want any confusion there, or maybe as girls

(17:26):
will get used to that because we sit with shampoo
or conditioner in our hair for like a couple of minutes.
So that's probably when I started doing it, because I
was like, I'm just sitting here with this couple of minutes.
Also hot water. I don't want to brush my teeth
with hot water. Oh I do. I know you just
told us you brush your teeth in the shower. Yeah,
and then you spit down the drain. I also floss
in the shower. Yeah, what do you do with the floss?

(17:47):
I waded up in a ball and then I put
it and then I have to like go in and
clean it out. But I know that parts a little
gross because the little wads of floss, you know, pile
up in the little shelf in the shower, but I
move them kind of like my hair. Raise your hand.
If you brush your teeth in the shower, Amy, you're
the only one. Well, my wife does, and I think

(18:10):
it's she. I had never heard of it before and
she started doing it, and I was like, that is
so disgusting and weird. And I just guess now that
Amy and Caitlin do it. It must be a woman thing.
Doesn't do it? No, I don't do it. My wife,
I have never heard of that in my life. And
it's gross. And she leaves her toothbrush sitting there right
next to the bar soap, and I'm like, what why.
The other debate that we had is what do you

(18:32):
call it's not really a spider and I don't want
to say the name of it yet, what do you
call the spider like thing? And growing up on Arkansas
we had them everywhere. Oh god, it's got like a
little brown and then it's got the big legs. Oh yeah, okay,
tail thingy huh no, no, no no, no, no, it's got
the leg of the legs, the big It's easy. So
just say what you call that on the count of

(18:53):
three legs? Okay, okay, Well, now that I know what
animal it is, I say, Daddy long legs. I always
called it Granddaddy long legs. Why that kind of like
a Arkansas there always hey, look that Granddaddy long legs.
Really yeah? Interesting? We put that up on TikTok as
a debate too, and it was probably sixty forty Daddy

(19:15):
long legs. But there were a lot of people, Yeah,
really that called it something else or Granddaddy long legs.
That's crazy. You never heard that. That's what we do.
We sit around, we go, you do that. That's weird.
I do this luckily. They're just fun things, right. Um.
We can put these polls up on our Facebook page.
Two different ones. Give people something fun to talk about

(19:37):
for a change. It's the good News countdown, counting down
the biggest good news stories across the left. All right,
here we go, quick hitters, all to make you smile.
McDonald's drive through wouldn't serve a guy and his kid
because they didn't have a car. So a twelve year
old that was right in front of them in line,

(19:58):
who had ordered a happy mill, got out of his
car and gave that kid without the car his habby meal.
I thought, that's a pretty cool story. A dog followed
an ambulance that transported their owner to a hospital. I mean,
think about that. The dog chases the ambulance. That's like
something you see in a book. Yeah, real life. Then
the dog waited outside each day while their owner was

(20:18):
in the hospital. Even when the family took the dog home,
it ran back to the hospital. The determined dog returned
to the hospital every single day. The owner was finally
released last week, and obviously the dog was there waiting
for him. Wow, my dog would not as long as
my dog was getting fed and a little bit of ball.
He's good. He don't need me that much. That's an
awesome story. I wish I had that dog. A guy

(20:41):
in North Carolina was on his way to work when
he hit two deer with this new car. He was
so angry he went straight home, got back in bed,
but he woke up later he checked his Mega Million's ticket.
What he won? Two million dollars? Forget about those deer.
That crazy? He now opened up a dear sanctuary. No,

(21:02):
he did. Two newlyweds have a lot to celebrate right now.
They recently got married and got the vaccine. And you're
wondering how did that happen. Well, they're old newlyweds. She's
eighty six, he's ninety. Wow, it's never too late. They
met in twenty nineteen, and then after the pandemic hit
they got married. And finally, why I'm glad you said

(21:26):
never too late. Eddie Vince never received a high school
diploma since he went to service country in the Korean
War at age seventeen. Here he is receiving a letter
informing him his diploma was now on the way. He
picked it up last week, seventy years after leaving high school.
You got congratulations? Oh man, you go the good News countdown.

(21:56):
All right. On the phone right now is Amber. Amber.
How are you? I'm good? How are you doing pretty good?
Where do you live? I live in Stevensville, Montanas. All right, well,
I'm super pumped you're on. I would like to give
you a couple of prizes if you can win this
game called What's that Racket? Up for grabs a fifty
dollars Marathon Gas gift card and two items of crap
in the back because we get sent so much promotional

(22:18):
junk that one person's junk is another person's treasure. No,
there's a lot of good stuff. I've seen it. Okay,
so here we go. We're gonna play What's that Racket?
I'm gonna play you a sound. This is a viral sound,
and if anyone on the show can get it right,
including yourself, you win the prize. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. Here is the sound. All right, Oh wow, wow,

(22:46):
what's that racket? Do you want to hear it again
or do that hurt too bad? I don't know, Buzz.
You wouldn't play a murder, would you? That sounded terrible?
What's that racket? Here? It is? Here, it is again?
Here we go? Can you name that rackets? All right?
Fifty dollars up for grabs and two items of crap

(23:09):
from the back lunchbox? What's that racket? That's a woman screaming.
She's imitating something she sees. She's imitating an animal. But
that's a woman, okay, Amy, that's a bird, Eddie. Yeah,
I'm going with bird. Two exotic birds somewhere in the jungle,
like a two can amber. What is your guess? Well?

(23:29):
I was definitely gonna go with something like bird, but
since those two guests there, I'm gonna go with something
else to kind of boost my chances a little more. Um.
I feel like it's some kind of squealing animals, some
kind of squeeling like dog or something maybe or rabbit.
I don't know, rabbit. Well you get one of the two.

(23:52):
Is it a rabbit or is it a dog? I'm
gonna go with a rabbit. Okay, So I'm gonna tell
you this. Nobody's right but rabbit, two birds, and what
lunchbox to say? I said, a woman imitating a woman. Okay,

(24:14):
it's not a rabbit. It's not a bird. It's not
a woman imitating an animal. Now, Amber, you can have
one more shot here. Someone on the show gets one
more guest for you. Which member of the show would
you pick? Oh my boy, um, I think I'm gonna
go with Eddie. All right. You know it's not a

(24:35):
woman or a bird or a rabbit. No. Do you
want to hear it again? I think I got it? Okay,
go ahead. Uh So, remember that screaming goat kind of
sounds like that screaming goat, maybe a different version of it.
So I'm gonna go goat good one. Oh gosh, I
don't do that's it? Oh? I mean that's not a goat.
I mean he's not gonna play. The goat can't do
multiple noises. The goat has one noise. He's not gonna

(24:56):
go find another goat that can do this. Get out.
That's a terrible. Usually we hear a goat, just goat, ma.
But when we heard the screaming goat, We're like, I
didn't know that noise can come out of a goat,
what do you think lunchbox. If you're not gonna say goat,
what do you think it is, I'm gonna say, man,
I would say that's a monkey. Oh that's another good one.
I go possums. That could be a monkey up in

(25:18):
a tree when someone's trying to feed it a banana.
Let me hear it again. Here it is amber. You
can go with any of those three guests, and you
can go go with yourself. Go ahead, gosh, I think
I'm gonna go with Eddie. Still with the goat, I'm
gonna give you oportunity to switch it over to a dog.

(25:39):
Do you want to go dog? Oh? Yeah, okay, yeah,
I looks still a dog. She went rabbit. Yeah, that's
a dog. That's a dog. I think so. I just
had eliminated it because she said it earlier, but I forgot.
You made her pick, and she chose rabbit. Ginger four
years old is a pug, a dog, and she shrieks

(25:59):
like a human instead of barking. And here she is.
All she does is open her mouth when she wants attention.
And that's the noise she makes there. It is, Oh
my god, I hear so you have a bulldog and
similar the squitch nose. Now I have a context clue.

(26:20):
In between the screaming, there's a there's a breath and
that's how the dogs breathe, and it's like you hear
like a little tiny snort. Well, Amber, we had to
cheat to get you there, but we got there. Congratulations.
Also fifty dollars Marathon Gas gift card. And then we'll
give you two items a crap from the back. Okay,
thank you so much. I appreciate it. Yeah, you're welcome.

(26:41):
Thank you for listening to the show. Hang on one second, Okay,
all right, Bob the latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan
number two, thirty second Say and Eric Church performed the
national anthem at the super Bowl last night along with
artist Jasmine Sullivan. Here's the clip. Luke Brian is releasing

(27:25):
a deluxe version of his album Born Here, Live Here,
Die Here. It will feature six new songs and drops
on April ninth. Thomas Right talks about the romantic things
he does for his wife Lauren. My idea romance, obviously
is doing romantic things every now and then, whether it's
you know, taking here on a surprise trip somewhere we're
cooking a nice dinner. But I'm a big believer that

(27:47):
everything starts in the morning. So if I can get
up and unload the dishwasher or do these certain things
like she notices that kind of thing, and we usually
just have a better day and a better night and
we're good. Number two, that's your skinny of It's time
for the good news. Chase Sloan has the goal of
becoming an oncologist in the future, but he's already saving

(28:09):
lives from cancer in a very unique way. Sixteen years old,
he's from Cleveland Heights, Ohio. He has written a cookbook,
Cakes for Cancer, and he donates money from the sales
to cancer research. The team says the idea for us
cookbook came naturally because he's been writing dessert recipes since
he was eight years old, and he's donating seventy five
percent the total proceeds to Saint Jude and the American

(28:29):
Association for Cancer Research. You can buy Cakes for Cancer
on Amazon and help support a good cause. Since he
was that young cookiing crazy, Yeah, I like that. Not
to just crowbar this back end that kids baking championship,
you'd be bone away. How good these kids are I'm
also going, are they giving them recipes like off camera? Well, no,

(28:50):
because they have a category they have to do. They're like,
today we're gonna do Italian cookies, three layer cookies, all
different colors. And they're like, oh, I did this four
weeks go. Now this is and I'm like, what do
you mean you did? I've never even heard of this
or some of them specialize in, you know, bun cakes
or I don't know even how to say it, bun bunt.

(29:12):
This is amazing and we haven't even started this season
yet of Kids Baking Channel. Man. Wow, So anyway, good
for this kid. Yeah, there you go. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. Sorry. Today.
This story comes us from Pasco County, Florida, four twenty am.
There's twenty two year old dude's been out doing his thing.

(29:34):
He's like, man, I need to get home. So he
calls nine one one says, hey, I need to ride home.
They send an officer and the officers like, look, I'll
give you a taxi, but I'm not gonna give you
a ride because it's not an emergency. He goes, I
don't have money for a taxi. So he starts walking,
walks about half a mile, calls nine and one and
one again, goes, I still need to ride home. So
the police officer came back and took him to jail

(29:55):
his new home. Oh yes, boy, he'll be there for
a little bit. It's temporary home Many Pass County. That
reminds me of Live PD, and I miss Live PD.
I never watched it. It's so good. And they had
deputies in Pascal County. They would go there every single weekend.
But with Live PD, it was literally live literally literally
Sometimes there was nothing right, yeah, traffic stop, and then

(30:16):
they would still. Though you're like, oh, what's gonna happen,
there was always something, So that's cool. Great show. All right,
there you go. Thanks Lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox at your bone
head story of the day. I'm very excited to announce
that someone on the show has gone back to school.
And I think when someone is trying to further their
education or is trying to make themselves better, I think
it's fantastic, fantastic for them, it's an example for all

(30:36):
of us. Do you guys know who it is? No, No,
it is Lunchbox. Yet you guys don't know about this.
What's the trick? What's happening there? Like he's short three
hours in college and has been for since he was
twenty two. So is that what it is? No? See,

(30:59):
I knew what is happening? Please let the group here now. So, guys,
I have signed up for acting classes. That is right
to be or not to be? I am going to
be a thespian. Jacowen came on this show and told
me I was a terrible actor, and I think I'm
pretty good and I have dreams of being on the screen,

(31:22):
your television or the big screen. And so I said,
if I'm gonna accomplish this goal, I gotta go to
acting school. So I signed up for acting classes. How
so I found I did my research, looked at a
couple of places, and this one right now is online
due to COVID. But so like right now we are
getting scripts like different TV shows, and we were signed

(31:42):
parts and once I think it's once a week or
once every other week, we will be doing live reads
of these TV shows. Is it called Juilliard? No, it's
like what is it called Carnegie? Me Melon, Yeah, something
like that. So you went on did you pay money? Yeah?
Pay a little bit of money. And how many times

(32:02):
a week do you take a class? It's well, they
give you the script. It's like once a week or
once every other week, depending on what you want to
sign up for. No, but when do you actually learn though? Not? No? No, well,
right now we're doing the reads, so that way the
teacher can see us in action, and then it's going
to give feedback on how we did on our roles
and things like that and what we can improve on.
How much do you pay for this? You write it

(32:25):
down here? You don't like talking money. Here he's shifting
his papers. Let's see here, Oh my gosh. And how many?
How many table reads? Is that of the Simpsons? No?
Some could be the Simpsons, but it's different ones. I mean,
it's not the same show every week. It's different that
way you get a variety of characters and variety of roles.

(32:46):
How many? How many sessions? I believe that's three months?
Oh okay, So what show do they give you your
show yet? Yeah? The first show I'm doing is Justified?
Did you get one of the big characters now kids show? No?
Oh okay, it's like an outlaw show. But I am

(33:06):
someone in that show? And I have a small role.
I think maybe because I'm new to the class and
they don't want to, you know, burden me with a
big role right off the bat. But we'll see. Maybe
I'll work my way up. What character are you playing? Well,
I'm actually playing two in the same episode. Okay, I'm
playing Bobby and I'm playing Dewey. And what do those
characters do? Well? My my scene for Bobby is like,

(33:29):
there's a church bus that it's really uses to run opiads,
opiad whatever you call opiids, opiids holiday, they pull out
some money here I want to be on Okay, hold
on the subset. I'm talking. This is the game we play.
I'm I have real cash here, but I'm playing in

(33:51):
front of me. If you have one shot to say
the word right, and if you do say it right,
you get that twenty dollars. I'm trying to think when
they do little commercials. Okay, here we go, I'm gonna
count you down five four, three, two one opiates op opioids,
but it might have been the word opiates is a thing,

(34:13):
but it opioids what he's looking for. Yeah, So Bobby
is on this church bus and he's really smuggling op opioids,
and someone robs the bus and Bobby gets killed. I mean,
I get I only have like four lines and then boom,
I get shot in the back of the head. Do
you have any of the lines with you? Hold on
four lines? You haven't memorized this yet? Oh yeah, yeah,
because I'm gonna sleep on the bus. Okay, sleeping right now?

(34:34):
Go ahead? Why are we stopped? Sit down? Hold it? Boom,
I'm dead. Three Well. Dewey's later in the episode, Hey, listen,
I'm all for it. I love you. Trying to grow. Yeah,

(34:54):
I mean, but I mean that's a small role. But dude,
I get capped from someone from comes outside the bus
and hits me. And what what kind of characters do
we Dewey is a he's part of a family. They're
kind of His brother's the sheriff, but he's kind of
a bad family, and his mom runs a corner store,
but they really run drugs. And Dewey's an idiot. He's
got he's hurts. He limps, oh, lunch is limping for us. Yeah,

(35:16):
he's got a bad leg because he got hurt in
high school playing baseball. And he's a real, he's a
he's a screw up. Really, so what's his line? I
don't have his lines in front of me. I haven't.
I haven't memorized those. Yeah, I didn't rememorize the other ones.
Really I don't. I did, yeh, Edie is no lines
on my screen? I just did it. Okay, Well, keep us,

(35:37):
keep us in the loop. I will. That's awesome, right,
I love that, like it's funny when he plays characters.
See Edie laughing again? Oh no, no, no, I cannot
wait to see on the big screen. I can't wait
till you get your first role. Thank you? Why I
got it? Bobby? Okay, that's oh we could do that
in this room. Well okay, there he is, and you
could charge him. Sorry, sorry, not even to say that number.

(35:58):
Well I thought to see. All right, I've got five
words on a piece of paper. I'm gonna hold it up.
Can lunchbox pronounce it? That's the game. If he can,
he wins five dollars for every word he gets, right, wow, okay, okay,
so we'll be able to hear the words. He can't.
He has no headphones on. Play the first word raimundo

(36:18):
si e Okay, lunchbox. I'm holding it up. Play one
more time, please, Si, you're seeing the word, how would
you pronounce that? I know this one? Go ahead, I
know this one. There's a smoothie shop by my house.
I used to get the bulls a Kai bowls. But
I need you to say the word like you would
say they doesn't sound the same to me right now.
The word is sie. Oh well, they don't crack me

(36:42):
at the smoothie shop because probably a lot of people
do it. I also used to call it on a
Kai bowl But okay, number two. Can you probably know
that one? Let me play it for everybody. Mischievs Okay,
miss chivus. Can you pronounce that? Yeah? You want to
know that one? Yeah, mischievous, but that's not the answer.

(37:09):
It's mischievous, really, I say mischievous. It's got to be
the way that this person. Yeah, got to be the rule. Yes,
this is the official mischievous. Wow. Okay, leaving money on
the table, man, I'm learning this one's hard. Raymond will
play this one. Niche also American niche. Oh wow, oh wow, Okay,

(37:30):
one more time. Niche also American niche. And it's almost
looks a little Spanish nietzschet Is that right? Why would
you think that? Was Spanish? Just asking? I don't know.

(37:52):
The E on the end kind of told me all
it just seems like Nietzsche, like you do the e?
What do you think that is? I don't what. I
think a nize is something kind of an animal, Yeah,
the wild nizey, they're dangerous, can be a rare animal
that I've never heard of or seen. Maybe it's in
from or Mexico in Spanish that your options would have

(38:14):
been niche? Oh? Or what was the other one they offered? Niche?
American niche? That's I hear people say it. Why have
the ethen if it's just niche? It's stupid niche? Okay, stupid.
I didn't talk to the person to credit the word.
Do you know what a niche is? Um, it's a

(38:38):
it's a small segment. Yeah, I've heard of that. Yeah,
I don't know that's how it's spelled though. Next up,
as lunchbox tries to pronounce words that one right, Afidad
what court word? Okay, go ahead, Alfid David again, Hold
hold on, I got to the things. Um, let me

(38:58):
hear the clip again, Alfid David, say it ALFI David.
Can't you can't. Yeah, it's Affidavid. Spell it A F, I,
D A V I. But how do you that's how
you say Affidavid. It spelled with the T at the end.

(39:21):
Saving yeah, but the last one was spelled with an
E on the end. You don't say, so, I mean,
what am I supposed to do it? There's no D.
You're putting in a D. There's no D. You call
it an affidavit. That's what it's called. That's what the
lady just said. And how much money does he have?
Zero dollars? How would you have said that? You would
say affidavid. I'd say affidavit. That's what I just said. No,

(39:42):
I say, and you're reading it, so I thought you
would even say it. Yeah, we can't. I've seen the word,
and I called an Affidavid, Like when you go to court,
you gotta get an affidavid right in that? A court word.
I don't know what it means. What is an affidavid?
It's like a document? Yeah, yeah, okay, court word. I'm sorry,

(40:03):
we can't give that one. Hang man, this is but
this one's worth ten dollars. Let's go. Let's stump up
the game. He may get this one though, because he
knows that Worcester sheer. He's not getting there. You don't
think so, no way, no, because even I mean, I
can see the words or the paper and I know
what it is. Okay, here you get right, play again,
Pleaster Sheers walk this one out. Uh well, w O

(40:30):
R C E S t R s. It's a sauce. Yeah,
I call it Worcester sauce, Worcester, Worcester sauce, Worchester. But
there's no ape though, Worster sheer, Worcester Worcester. Right. No,

(40:56):
we're doing our own thing about. You're working it out.
We're doing it, but there's no age. I've always called
Worcester sauce, Worster shere, wor Worster sires sire. No, No,
that's not Worser Worster Sire, wor Sure Worcester shere. It's not,

(41:19):
is it Worcestershire. No, I don't know what I said
in the beginning now because I'm trying to sound it
out too much war Scestershire. Okay, so we have to
go to an answer. Now you've had some time to
spend with it. Your final answer is Worcester, Sorcester, Worcester, Worcester, sauce. Um,
it is Worcestershire, Worcestershire, Worcestershire, Worcestershire. I say Worcestershire, I

(41:46):
say Worcester. Let's like, we're all perfect. I say that
one wrong I've said. I think I would have said
a lot of wrong. Worcestershire. Yeah, that's the thing. How
I would have said it Worcestershire. Or I would have
spend like past me this sauce, that one, the paper
around it. Man, lunchbox, I'm sorry you made no cash today,
but I learned some new words. Affidavit. That's all right,

(42:10):
Kai boy, what is it called? But though all right?
Kelsey Ballerinian studio coming up in a little bit. Here's
the question for you. When's the best time to have

(42:30):
a deep conversation with your spouse? You guys, think about
that the best time. I don't know if I've figured
that out yet, but I'll think No, I'm gonna ask
you like five seconds. I'm just giving you a second
to think about it, right, I'm saying, I don't know
if I figured out what best time of day everybody's
staying on the kind of three because I don't want
to steal anyone's answer one, two, three, Okay, I have
no idea what anyone said. I would have said at

(42:54):
dinner at night because we'll usually have dinner at the
table us to most of the time my phone's away.
Sometimes it's not, but we can usually bond pretty well.
Then I guess it's whether you have kids or not,
because to me that wouldn't work. Yet you Saturday morning
over coffee when when nobody else can talk all right
before beds that way, are just like okay, oh glad,

(43:17):
we got that all the way. Good night, laying in bed?
How do you sleep? Guys? Like with my eyes closed?
I just go like, y' let's have us talk roll
over good night. They say the best time is that
brunch late morning is when the brain is best able
to process important life decisions. Don't have brunch with her?
I don't either. Well, I was closest asking for you, guys.

(43:40):
You're Samy's pile of stories. So I have a list
of the top five best country songs about dance. Is
I hope you dance on there? No, it's not Leanne Womack.
I hope you dance the greatest country song with the
word dance and the title. That's not the dance from
Garth Brooks. Wow, okay is Garth Brooks to dance on there?
Actually that's number one? Okay, A better dude, Jane, I

(44:06):
could have missed the pain and a number five foot
Loose Blake Shelton not a got a cuddle? Is that
about dancing? Well? Yeah, because it's from the movie. I
asked Blake about this song once. I was like, is
it okay to foot loose? Is my favorite song of yours?
Because anybody ever? Yeah? And I was just kind of

(44:28):
kidding and it's like, hey, yeah, man, okay, foot Loose?
I love that. Doesn't feel like that's the country I
know Blake singing it, but I have trouble with that one. Next,
I love this one. Life's a Dance, John Michael should
go sometimes turn it up. Sometimes that's as loud as
I can possibly be. Lives dance you learn as you go. Okay, Okay,

(44:56):
another good one. Josh Turner. Why don't we just dance?
We just stay straight stans Baby. However, if I'm re
ranking this list, the one before this was better. Last

(45:17):
of dance, Yeah, probably I don't know what's going to
beat that at number two, but give me with it.
Boots scooting boogie boks just to me feels like a
line dance. Okay, which is a dance, I know, but
this is about doing the boots bogie yeah out back, Yeah,
this is the number number two. I'm good with that.
I settle and then, like we said, number one was

(45:37):
the dance by Garthos and I do have an honorable
mention because I love this one back the footloose is
in over. I hope you dance. This is the biggest
pile of crap. What also honorable mention because at number six,
George Strait, I just want to dance with you. I
just want to dance with you. This is better and

(46:00):
I like and you do need the I hope you
dance in there. Did that make even make the top ten?
Or do you have a top ten? I don't have
that all right? What else you got over there? I
just want to dance with you? Okay? Well, social media
can now predict your breakup three months before it happens.
A new study was done that found that social media
posts start to include self focused words like I mean

(46:24):
mine as you start thinking about things more analytically instead
of emotionally. You go from we to I also probably
knows you're not posing as many pictures. Yeah, pictures with
their special recognition. Yeah, what else all over the place? Um,
we are going to spend one hundred and sixty five

(46:44):
dollars on Valentine's Day the average person. That is. So
if you're like, oh man, that's a lot. I got
to figure out a way to save money. Well, Dave
Ramsey put out three simple tips. First, you need to
go through and cancel automatic subscriptions and memberships that you're
not really using. I did that. I didn't realize it
was so easy to do into the app store, Yes,
and I was like, oh, look at it. I can't

(47:05):
believe I'm still paying for this, although I think I'll
probably still have a Tanning membership somewhere in Austin from
like thirteen years ago, and get rid of that. Yeah. So,
and Dave, I don't know if this part, I guess
is legal, but he says, if you do have subscriptions
you want to keep, think about sharing memberships with family
and friends is the way to save money within what's allowed,

(47:27):
I guess. Also, he says buy generic. Hands down, the
easiest way to save money is to give name brands
the boot and just go generic the same thing. And
then in at number three he says, cut ties with cable. Well,
here's the deal. I cut ties with cable. But then
now I have bought every streaming service under the sun.
Are you paying more now for all the streamings? Probably? Yeah,

(47:49):
but I'm okay with it because they're also good. We're
trying so hard to order out, order in less. Oh yeah,
delivery it's so easy. Yeah, whatever it is, it's so
easy to go. I'm gonna do Postmates through Breeds if
it's like, oh, we don't groceries here, let's just order.
We've just got in a bad habit. We had to
talk last week and she was like, I think we're
spending too much money on and I was like, I

(48:10):
completely agree. We look back because you don't, it just
starts to trickle in. You know, you spend thirty bucks
here at thirty buck because there the next thing, you know,
you're like, that's a lot of thirty buckses. So that's
what we're trying to do, is we know we're not
going to go cold turkey, by the way, but we
can do a better job, even if you do the
option on Postmates where you pick up, like you can
go ahead and place the order, but then you get

(48:30):
in the car yourself and go get it, and that'll
save you the delivery feed a lot of work. I
don't need to buy groceries. Amy, is that it? Yes,
maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. So it's kind of
a bummer that this married couple of sixty three years,

(48:52):
the husband Frank who's ninety two, and his wife Terry
that's eighty six, got coronavirus at the same time. Yeah,
because they're in the hospital and they're treating them in
separate rooms. Well, when one of their kids told the nurses, hey,
normally they're pretty inseparable, like this is hard on them,
two of the nurses, Kim and Hannah, shout out. They
decided to arrange a little dinner date for the couple

(49:13):
in the hospital. So, yes, they're still there for COVID.
They kept everything safe, but they put them together. They
were able to eat together and hold hands and share
the evening. A ton to them, Oh for sure. I
remember Kaitlin's grandfather when he was in the hospital and
nobody could come near him for days and days and days.
He's just They're all machines with nothing going on. How lonely?

(49:34):
Must that be good for them? Good for those nurses?
That is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good. I want to ask the other people here
on the show. Is Amy and I were talking about
her daughter came to you and said, hey, mom, can
these animals have a baby? Tell them? Oh? Yeah, hey mom,
if we get a cat can carve our dog and

(49:54):
the cat have a baby together? Is there any chance
that a dog and a cat can have a baby together?
Are you asking? Like seriously? Ask you what your answer? Yeah?
I really think so. Okay, everybody keep your answer. And
baby started to question it herself. Yeah. Initially I reacted with, no,
that's impossible, and then I started thinking, I don't know.

(50:15):
So the next thing, you know, I'm over on Google
searching up something I never have searched before. Can dogs
and cats have a baby together? Okay? Can they? Is
it not? Are they doing it all the time? But
is it possible? Lunchbikes? Yes? Why? I just feel like
other animals can do it, Like if different types of
dogs can do it. There's some dogs that look like cats,

(50:36):
like little wiener dogs. They look like a cat, So
why can't they don't? Okay, like a horse and a donkey, yes,
oh we're both horses. You get a mule. Yes, I'm
saying that's right. It's a hybrid. It's a hybrid. Do
have hybrids? But I am already very similar. Okay, Eddie.

(50:56):
Can a dog and a cat have a baby? Oh?
No chance, guys. These are all kind of the same,
of the same whatever thing. The dogs and cats aren't
like day they cannot have babies. Won't about a deer
and an elephant? No, have you ever seen well, people
have google things like that. I found it all on Google.
The answer is no, right, what did you find on Google?

(51:19):
From what I concluded? And I'm not an expert, but
I did do a thorough search, and yeah, it's not
scientifically possible. I saw some article from like China about
these cuppies because they're people do weird stuff to the
puppies is where you mix a kitten and a puppy
cuppy And I saw pictures, but I don't have I

(51:40):
know what, no way to prove that that article was real,
So I don't know. They're a lot of weird story.
Here's the wine cat gives birth to a chihuahua. Now
that's cool. See it's a hope because you can't believe
everything you see online. I do. Uh yeah, lunch, I
sorry about that one. Would you have bet money on that?
Oh yeah, I'm probably be giving you ten bucks about

(52:00):
it's like that. Let's go over to Amy and get
in the morning Corny, morning corn. What language do pigs speak?
What language do pigs speak? Swine language? What language is speaking?
We don't know? Oh boy, man, get it, swine language.

(52:21):
That's why we didn't understand. Sorry, you know what. SS
and W sometimes throw me even into other words, blain language.
Jacob and Louisiana is on the phone right now, Hey Jacob,
what's going on? So I was just telling I've heard y'all.
We're doing the Saint Jude thing. And my little nephew
is actually at Saint Jude right now. My little brother
is uh. He's a drummer that helps out of Nashville.

(52:45):
He's a phenomenal drummer that goes around and you know,
the different people and dust stuff and whatnot, and uh,
you know, when COVID hit, obviously they had a setback,
and then, uh you know, a few months later their
son got diagnosed with leukemia, and uh, he's he's doing well.
But I'm not asking for money. I'm not asking for
anything like that. I just was super hoping that I

(53:06):
could like just get a shout out, man from Bobby.
He listens to that show every morning when when he
can on his way to school a little bit, and
he knows who y'all are, and I just thought it'd
be pretty cool to to get a shout out for him.
His name's Cruise Michael, and uh we're from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Um.

(53:27):
That's that's really about it, man, That's all I kind
of wanted to do, just you know, give a little if,
if if Bobby or any of them, Steady or as
well as Boss could just give a shout out for
Cruise man. But he knows you, all of them, art,
I mean, it would just be really cool. That's all. Well,
I think we can do that. By the way, you're
talking to Bobby right now, Hey man, cool man, Bobby Man. Um,
so man, we can do this, Cruise, Okay, keep fighting

(53:49):
the fire. Bud, we are proud of you. We know
you're going through a lot, but on the other side
of this, it's gonna be awesome. Candy friends, Yes, and
you're gonna be stronger because of it, and you can
be able to help so many people. So Cruise, we
are here with you. Keep fighting the fight, Eddie, shout out, Cruise,
We're with you. Bud um Man, I'm so happy to

(54:10):
give you a shout out. So I hope you hear
this and just know that we're here for you. But
anytime you neat us lunchbox, our cruise, Michael, keep kicking
butt and like Bobby said, candy, candy and more candy
when you get done with this. And yeah, dude, just
keep being awesome and you know, keep your head up
and keep smiling. Dude. Hey, Jacob, he can have candy though,
right because we're not like giving him a false vacation. Okay,

(54:32):
all right, I tell you what, once he gets out
of there, we will send him the biggest basket of candy. Yeah,
you call us, you called me. When he gets out
and you give me his address, I'm gonna send him
so much candy. His parents gonna be like Cruise, we
gotta chill out, Amy, What do you want to say? Oh?
I just want to Oh yeah, No, it's okay, just cruise.
We're sending you all the hugs, and like Bobby said,

(54:55):
I mean, this is gonna make you stronger and stuff
you're facing right now as a child, I hate that
for you. You'll be able to help others once you're
on the other side of it, and it's going to
be pretty cool too. So you do that. So check
in with us if you get this message. Let us know,
all right, Jacob that he will. It's gonna be a
long process with the type of chemo we had, and
then they had to shut him down and start because

(55:16):
he got a bacterial fungal infection, and then he had
to build his immune system back up so that he
could put him on a a box to kill that.
And then now he's back on the chemo treatment. So
it's gonna be a little bit longer and stretched out
than they thought it would. But he's a good kid.
So well, we're rooting for your cruise, Jacob. We appreciate
the call, and you know, I have work. Appreciate y'all
man work with saying Jude for years and years and years,
and it's they're the best. You've got to be one

(55:38):
place and you're going through that. That is the place
you want to be. So yeah, hit us back when
he's out. We'll send him so much. I mean this,
Dennis is going to reach out to us, going, hey,
it's wrong with you guys. We'll get candy companies on
the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Kelsey Bellerini, Kelsey, how are you.
I'm good. It's really good to see you. Good to
see you too. I was watching Maybe it's your Instagram

(55:59):
and you want to your closet and you have so
many shoes. Yeah, it's so many shoes, so many shoes.
Do you buy all those shoes? I don't, okay, I don't. Like.
I keep them from like music videos or like red
carpets or tour or whatever. I get to keep them all.
So if someone gives you shoes, yeah, do you mostly

(56:19):
get to keep them? Or do you have to send
them back if they're really fancy? If they're really fancy,
normally I send them back or I'm like, I have
to have these shoes and then I see if I
can buy them. What about jewelry? Do you ever get
loaned jewelry. I'm not a jewelry person actually, which is
funny because I have some on right now. But this
is like five dollars from clayers. Like, I'm not a
jewelry person. The only actual joy I wear is my
wedding ring, even for award shows. You're not like I

(56:41):
need the five million dollar diamond. No. I also don't
like the idea of being responsible for that amount of
money on my body. So yeah, no, I'm not into that. Well,
let me ask you this, because this is my concern.
Do you ever post pictures of your closet? Yer say okay,
and go man, somebody could be mapping out my house
and they've they've created this and they can come in

(57:03):
and rob I'm scared to dead. Now I'm gonna start
thinking that. Well, it's interesting because we just moved from
an apartment to a house, so that adjustment. Like the
first month or so, hearing like something in the backyard.
It's just the wind. But I'm used to the interstate,
you know, so every little thing has been It's taken
getting used to it, for sure. But now I'm gonna
start thinking about people knowing where I live. I mean

(57:24):
to plant that see how is the dog house with
the house. He's good. I didn't realize how much poor
like little puppy anxiety he had from he hates dogs.
He got attacked at a dog park when he was
like a little puppy, so all the dogs in the
hallway to get down to the ground where he like
could use the bathroom. It was just he was anxious
all the time, and I felt so bad. So he's

(57:44):
he's a happy boy now. I will say though, last
night he woke us up at like one am, like
sounded like something was terribly wrong. He found himself in
the mirror at one am for real. We turned on
the lights and he was like tail tuck tackles up,
just like looking at himself in the mirror. And Morgan
and I were like, this dog has lost his mind.

(58:05):
My dog does that too, and he doesn't even get it.
He still does it like the eighth time. He still thinks, yeah,
I'm like something in the mirror. Sweet Morgan got on
the ground with him, touched the mirror with him, touched
his face and touched the mirror. I was like, I'm
going back to sleep. This is too much. I saw
where Morgan avent, your husband was in his comments and
people thought that he was Morgan Walling. It happens all
the time. People have said it to his face. They're like,

(58:26):
hey man, I'll love your new record or whatever, and
he's just like he just he rolls with it. He's
so easy going. Kelsey Ballerini is here and we're gonna
get to Hole in the Bottle in a second, which
big week for the song going to on, which is
great hopefully. Yeah, yeah, congratulations, thanks, and so we'll get
to that part of your life. But you They sent
me a note and said, hey, Kelsey's coming in. Do
you wanted to play anything? And I was like, why
don't we kind of walk through, okay, the career of

(58:48):
Kelsey Ballerini, which it all started with loving me like
you mean it yeah, which feels like forever. I know,
I know we were like touring together back back in
that day, before you were even tour I just remember
sitting in the Parking garage with you. You weren't it
didn't have an artist deal yet you are riding Yep,
you're right, and I know because I got the song

(59:09):
and then boom. It's just crazy to think here you
are now the superstar that you are, and we were
literally sitting under a tent in the parking garage going
down years ago, yeah, like five and a half. Maybe
does it feel like that's flown by or does it
feel like that's just forever I go. It's both. It
depends on the day. I will say this whole last year,
I think I've had obviously more time to reflect than
I have since I started, And so I think it's

(59:30):
it's starting to kind of sink in what's what's happened?
Because before I was just like, I'm going to keep
my head down and keep going until someone tells me
to stop, you know, or it just stops itself. And
so yeah, I think having this last year to kind of,
you know, put my head up and look around and
be like, wow, this is not what it was like
six years ago. This is crazy. And especially now having
another song kind of do what it's doing, it's it's

(59:50):
it's really exciting. Okay, give me a little I don't
need the whole thing of love me like you mean it.
I wish I had some exciting story about this song.
I signed as a songwriter. I was nineteen, and I
was just trying to figure out what I was doing.
And like how to get a record deal? And UM,
I was writing kind of like the DIBs kind of
songs at the time, and UM, I was writing like

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three times a day, and at this particular day, I'd
already done two sessions. It was at night, and UM,
me and my songwriter friends just ordered pizza into the
publishing house I was at at the time, and UM,
and we wrote love Me Like You Mean It, and
immediately I was like, it's hooky. I really like this.
It's kind of that fun, flirty, poppy feel too, and
um and then it ended up being the song that

(01:00:34):
kind of got me the record deal and solidified a
sound that UM that I'm still trying to, you know,
make happen. Right here we go, Kelsey, all right, oh

(01:00:55):
hey boy, what do you have back? My kind of
lock that if you want to walk him out way,
I'm gonna shoot you straight up. Show me what you're
made of. I don't have time to waist on the
boys that are playing the games, even the girls crying
out in Lorraine. So tell me, baby, do you guys

(01:01:16):
what it changes? If you're gonna hold me, hold me
like I can leaven, you're gonna kiss me, kiss me
like you need baby. If you now your biscuits are leaving,
You're gonna love me, love me like you mean no.
Have you gonna talk to talk? You bet I walk it?
You wanna kidding me? Kidding me like you love it.

(01:01:38):
You're gonna say, make me believe it. Be gonna love
me boy, love me like you meaning he And it
takes me down memory land right there? Come on, Kelsey
Ballerini's here. You know you're talking about being a teenager.
Uh like Gabby Barrett's kind of going through this now
you know who. I was working with the Times seventeen

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on American Idol, and now she has a massive hit.
But what do you say to someone like Gaby who's like,
all right, I'm nineteen, I got a hit, Like, what
what in the world do I do? Now? I keep
your head down, I mean I was. I always say like,
the greatest gift I had was naivety, and it was
you know, I didn't know that it was more difficult
for females. I didn't know that, you know, being on

(01:02:21):
an independent label or being younger or any of that
made it harder. I just kept my head down and
worked really really hard and did as many shows as
I could, and wrote as many songs as I could
and just hope that it would last. And I think
that was like the greatest gift in the world for me.
I saw in your Instagram at least for a while.
Are your comments still disabled? Yeah? Why, I'm super sensitive,

(01:02:44):
and I think that's a good thing. And I think
for a long time I was reading all the comments
and I would obviously like love the good ones, but
I would find the bad ones and then they would
just like hurt my feelings. And I didn't want to
get to a point where I was not posting and
not sharing my life because I really like to be
that person that's an over sharer. I think it's relatable
and girls need to see that. And so yeah, I
was like, it's either me not sharing or me sharing

(01:03:06):
and not caring about what people say, and so I
just turn them off for all. I commend you for that.
Thank and I'm I'm you know, you're not gonna believe this.
I've never been a girl, right, but I watch what Kaitlin,
my fiance, goes through. Yeah, it's brutal. People are so
mean to her. Yeah, yeah, about her appearance, her body,
about just anything. Where she disabled hers and then she said,

(01:03:27):
you know what, I can actually just let my people
I follow comment, So there's an option which and now
she's gone. There's also a way that you can You
already know this, but I'm just talking about because it's
a struggle that I've never seen because I've never been
a woman. Again, hard to believe. Yeah, but guys go
through this too. Yeah. But me, I'm like, shut up right,
you guys don't get as much about you. I don't

(01:03:48):
get body yeah, yeah, I don't get body shame. Yeah.
But there's a way to also eliminate certain words from
your Instagram oh really where she went through almost because
the people call her the same stuff over and over again.
So she went through and it was a weird words.
It was a weird time for us to to pick
all the words people say about her, and you like
put this in there, man, Yeah, yeah, put gold digger

(01:04:08):
in there, you know, because people hit her and it's
not fair. It's not fair. Smart girl, master's degree, got
her own, everything's rocking, but people are not fair. Yep.
But when I saw you did that, I was like,
good for Kelsey because I know that had to be
tough to do because you were also going to get
pushed back on doing that. Yeah. Yeah, it just is
what it is. It's a personal decision, you know, And
I don't know. I think again, this last year, we've
had all this time to kind of marinate with our

(01:04:29):
own feelings and what we need and what we want
and all that stuff, and I'm just like, I think
boundaries are healthy, and that's a new boundary out for myself.
You know. The song I really like of yours is
I Hate Love Songs. I love that you picked. It's
so random that you picked this song. And it's even
when I was thinking, I was like, what have my
favorite songs from Kelsey? And have a lot of them
because your sound has definitely gotten more mature as you've
gotten more mature obviously. Yeah. Yeah, but I really liked

(01:04:51):
this song because I felt like it even on that record,
it was it was a bit different. Yeah, it was
a waltz. Yeah. I mean I really like to kind
of zig zag with singles and um coming off of Legends,
which kind of felt like classic and almost like cinematic.
I wanted to I wanted to try something that felt different,
and that was I Hate Love Songs. It was a waltz,

(01:05:11):
and then I knew we were going to pivot to
miss Me More after, So, I don't know. I like
kind of just showing the full spectrum of the album
that I've made with the singles that we choose, and
this one was definitely a choice that I'm really proud of.
Of courses, but I'm gonna get up in waltz while
she's playing it and actually literally do the waltz. Yeah, okay,
practice for your wedding, all right? Here is that Kelsey Valerini.

(01:05:38):
I hate Shakespeare and gossling in cakes with my frosting
tunames and a heart shaped tattoo. I think Cupid is
stupid and violets are purple knob blue. I hate kitchen bouquets,
the honeymoon face and let him jackets don't fit your eyes,

(01:06:03):
kill stars and't you die if You're hard, really skipped.
I loves he really do. I love songs, but I
love you. I love song, the old and the news.

(01:06:35):
I hate love songs, but I love that. She is
Kelsey Malora on The Bobby Bones Show. Now, Kelsey Bellerini.
I tried to watch some Bridgerton Kaitlyn liked it. She
watched it. I couldn't get into it. On Netflix said
it was the biggest show they've ever had, and I

(01:06:56):
can do chick flick type shows. Yeah, I just struggle
with Bridgerton. Yeah, I mean I normally don't get into
like period pieces, and so I was kind of turned
off by the idea of it, and it took me
a couple episodes to get in. But all my friends
I'm on a group chat with all my girlfriends and
they were like, dude, stick with it, and I was like, okay.
But I did not make Morgan try it because I
feel like he would have felt the same as you,

(01:07:17):
just not into it. So we stopped me trying on
that show. Now we watch Kids Baking Championships No, which
is the greatest show I've ever seen. You ever watched
that show? I haven't. I haven't, But I have a
new absolute infatuation in the kitchen, Like I love cooking
and baking and stuff. So that's a good one to try.
If a kid can do it, maybe I can. No,
these kids are amazing. Okay, yeah, it's not even a kick.

(01:07:39):
It's like watching like an eleven year old that goes
to Harvard and you're like, well, if he can go
to Harvard, I know some people are just different, even
at eleven years old. Yeah, Kelsey Ballerini's here this week.
Hole in the Bottle is going for number one, which
we're rooting for it. We're gonna help it. Obviously, we're
gonna get there in a second. I know you guys
are playing some songs for us. How about a little
of Homecoming Queen and kind of set that up for me? Yeah, Well,

(01:08:01):
this was, like I was saying earlier, I loved his
zig zag with singles, and this kind of felt like
the perfect next step after Miss Me More and the
perfect first step of this this you Know album. Um,
I really went through this kind of like personal journey
of figuring out who I was at twenty something with
Kelsey the album, and I wanted it to feel like
when you were listening to it top to bottom, you

(01:08:22):
were on that journey with me, and it was vulnerable
and it was super honest and it was awkward and
I wanted to share all of that. And Homecoming was
the first song that kind of made me go down
that path and it's my favorite single I've ever released,
to be honest with you. Wow, do you know What
I like about that answer is most artists will come
in and go, you know what, this single I put
out just now is my favorite and my most personal.

(01:08:42):
It's okay to have one of your ear And this
wasn't my biggest hit at all, you know, but it's
just it's it was important to me and it was
the right song at the right time for me. So
this didn't go number one, No, it went out. I
think it went seventeen. Let me look at your number
one's miss Me More. Yeah, I love me like you
mean it? Yeah? Did yep? Peter Pan, Yes, yes, you
know what. I would have lost money on that because

(01:09:02):
that song not only is the song that I know,
but even just a question mark on the backside of
it is so memorable. And I see you a mug.
Did you get it? Oh, it's the best mug ever.
Do you have it? Yes? Because when you put hot
coffee in it, you see Kelsey Vallerini, she shows up.
It's just a question mark, but I see that whenever
wipe my window down. She's outside the house looking in.
She shows up. Hey, But how do you say? Because

(01:09:24):
that's been the thing, like if we play it on
women in her country, I'm always every time I read it,
and then I see the question mark, I'm like, here's
Kelsey Vallerini homecoming Queen. I can't help but go up. So,
however you want to say, it's fine, that's like anchorman. Yeah,
all right, let's hear a little bit of homecoming Queen
from Kelsey Vallerini. All right, hey, homecoming queen. Why do

(01:09:54):
you like when somebody's lean? Where do you hide? People
assume you're always all right? It's so good, smiling fast
to your life, Look damn good in the dress, zipping
up the mess, dancing with your best foofool? Does it

(01:10:18):
get her to have to play the part? Nobody's feeling
sorry for you? But what if I told you the
world wouldn't then if you started show with the Sunday skill?
What if you let I'm all in all the light?

(01:10:38):
Even the homecoming Queen Christ? You, what if I told
you the sky wouldn't fall? If you lost your composures?
To to hell with it all? Not everything pretty sparkles
and shines and even the home coming Queen Christ? Nice? Kelsey, Well, thanks,

(01:11:09):
where do I go from here? And that you said,
h it was healthy year a word of the year. Yeah, healthy,
What did that mean to you? Oh? God, all the
things I feel like last year I was just kind
of like whatever to get in the name of getting
through it, you know. So I was just like driving
through Chick fil A a couple of times a week
and probably drinking too much wine. And yeah, I don't know.

(01:11:30):
I just I want to hold myself accountable. I want
to be able to like feel great and live the
life that I want to live. And um, that's like
mentally and physically and all that. So I'm just taking
care of myself. Do you remember the last crowd you
played too? I think of CRS for like Amazon um
last year, so yeah, it might have even been before CRSUM. Yeah,

(01:11:52):
so it was like an industry crowd for And it
was the first time I played Home the Bottle it
wasn't released yet, and it was the last time I
also played home people. So isn't that crazy? But it's
almost time, you know, we're starting to kind of read
you know, I feel I feel that I feel that
it's starting to feel like we'll figure it out this year.
So fingers crossed, I'm I'm ready when it's safe. Well,

(01:12:13):
so obviously I'm getting married this summer, I expect you'm
more going to be there. You could imitation all that,
but with the band, what songs should they know? So
when you get up there to play during the reception,
you're ready to go. Well, it's funny. Like with Hole
in the Bottle. It was the last song I made
wrote for the record, and like I was saying earlier,
I wanted this whole record to be like very emotional
and like, oh she's growing up, like you were saying.

(01:12:35):
And then we wrote a Hole in the Bottle as
a drunken joke and listen to it back and I
was like, this is the song to round out the album.
This is the song for the live show. Like I
put it on the album to play it live, like
that was the whole point of it. And then last
year it just seemed like the perfect song. And even
now obviously just because people still need an escape, they
need to laugh, they need to feel light and happy,

(01:12:55):
and this is like escapism in a song form. But
I put it on the record to play it live.
So so again back to the question, my wedding band,
if they learn Hole in the Bottle, this is the
song you want to get up at the reception and
sing I'm not a big love songs person. Allah, I
hate love songs. So yeah, I feel like this is
what I can contribute. Okay, mark that down. Yeah, I'll

(01:13:16):
bring you sparkling grape juice. Here it is this week.
This song is going for number one. Yes, here's Kelsey
Ballerini with hole in the bottle. It's red stavorite guitar
part to play. It ain't muffled, so don't blamely. I

(01:13:49):
swear I just came here to one on one and
have one drain. The way it looks and what you
this cabernet has a way of vanishing in on. There's
a hole in the bottle leaguing all this wine hit
Samty hain't even up a time, Honey, ain't no. I

(01:14:12):
don't miss him. The facts and my mom as a
hole in the bottle wine. You may ask me where
it's going, but I can't even find the hole in
the bottle. Cheers. Nice. There it is. When you ask

(01:14:32):
Shania to be on the song, do you do it? Man?
Are you so nervous? You have somebody do it in
case she wants to say no. Every collaboration that's ever happened.
It was me reaching out. I remember you said that
about Kenny Chesney, you reached out? Yeah, yeah, I texted him.
I have no business ever texted Kenny Chesney. But I
just had like a you know, I went on a whim.
I was like, let's do it. Um. Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like unless you feel like you can personally

(01:14:53):
reach out, it's probably not the right collaboration. So and
you texted her and how long until you got the
bubble back? Could you see the bubble? Or what's crazy
about Shanaya? I haven't told the story yet, but early
in Quarantine, she emailed me and she was like, Hey,
I'm working on a project. I want to do something together.
Let's just let's send stuff back and forth until we
find something. And so for like three or four months,
she would send me a chorus. I would send her

(01:15:14):
a chorus that I wrote, and we just kind of
be like, that's not quite it, but like, let's keep digging,
let's find something. And it wasn't until we shot the
video for A Hole in the Bottle. A lot of
the outfits I'd tried to kind of tip my hat
to Shania, like the man I feel like a woman
and all that kind of stuff. So I watched the
video back and I was like, wait a second. This
song it's her vibe anyway. It's like, you know, fun

(01:15:34):
and kitchy. Like I just text or I emailed her
and I was like, what about this, it's already out.
I kind of you know tribute in the video. Are
you down? She was like yeah, and we've we've had
lots of wine together, Shanai and I. So it made sense.
So here's what I heard in that story. Great story,
But I heard you told shann that's not it. That's
what I heard, And he said, Nash, ain't it. I'm

(01:15:54):
really trying. I did, but she did too. Yeah, yeah,
well I did. That's like Howard Stern. I'm like, Nasday,
that ain't it. It's the cool park because we respect
each other and that's why it's such a fun collaborations.
She is the queen of all queens. Though. Yeah, listen,
good to see you. I'm proud of you. Um tell
your lovely husband Morgan, I said, hello, he will read.

(01:16:15):
Great job. Why don't you play us out? Which is
that guitar part of holding the bottle? All right? Anybody here?
Could he come do that everyday live, got a Broadway,
got a legends. I don't know. It's time for the
good news. Ready. Nine year old Elijah May's has been

(01:16:39):
in foster home since twenty and thirteen. That's twenty seven
hundred days. Well he had the last family has been with.
It's been five years, and finally, after all this pandemic
delays and everything, he's finally getting adopted. Everyone's so happy.
They had a celebration in the courtroom. That governor came
a governor of Oklahoma, So it's a big deal. And

(01:17:00):
one big deal when you do get adopted is you
can change your name. He wanted to keep Elijah, he
wanted to keep Maize, but his middle name he changed
it to Stark because he's a big Marvel fan and
Tony Stark. So it's so cool. I love this story.
After five years with this family, he finally gets adopted.
But honestly, man, this story kind of worries me because

(01:17:21):
I'm in this situation. I've had foster kids for two
years now and I don't want to wait three more
years to adopt these guys. So I've seen this kind
of his like bittersweet for me, but good for him.
He finally has a home and he's like part of
a family. Now. It's great. Yeah, two years feels like
it's been an eternity. Hunh, Yeah, it really has five years.
I mean pandemic aside, that's three and a half years

(01:17:43):
no pandemic. I know, I know, and you know this
his light at the end of the tunnel. You know that.
For sure. We feel like we're gonna eventually adopt our
two kids. I mean, like Elijah here finally got adopted.
But man, the weight is really hard for everyone, us,
the kids, everyone involved. It took five years for Amy
to get her kids, I know when she adopted them. Yeah,
I mean it's a process for sure. I'm proud of

(01:18:05):
Eddie just sticking it out, showing up every day for
those kids. And that's all you gotta do. And yeah,
we're praying for that. Yes, thank you all. Thanky And
what superhero will they be named after? What are they
going to change their name too? Right? Who knows? Let's see. Well,
have that conversation when it come all right, that's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good, what's happening?

(01:18:27):
Good morning? You guys can hit us up if you
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(01:18:49):
Congratulations to them, and what a game it was if
you were a Bucks fan. If you're a Chiefs fan,
not so much. But listen, the Chiefs have a lot
of good years ahead of them. It was just the
Bucks and Tom Brady's night last night as they win
thirty one to nine. Wasn't even close because of the blowout.
Even the end of the game wasn't that exciting. Here's

(01:19:09):
the end of the game. Call well, Tom Brady, it's
fun off Patrick Mahomes and it's gonna get his seventh
Super Bowl victory. Tom Brady has been voted MVP of
the Super Bowl for a record fifth time. Won his
first super Bowl at twenty four, He's won his seventh
at forty three. Wow. He has now won more Super
Bowls than any NFL team. Here he is after winning

(01:19:32):
his seventh last night, simply saying what it takes. It's
been amazing year, just really proud of all the guys,
proud of all the coaches. After we put in we
knew we were playing a great football team tonight, and
we got the job done. You want to get this far,
you got to get the job done, and we did it.
Pretty cool. Even if you don't love Tom Brady, you
gotta love what Tom Brady has done. And in life,
maybe you get to see one athlete like this in

(01:19:53):
your life. You know, Mickey Manuel, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Michael Jordan,
Tom Brady, Like there's been five or six. That's it
and you'll be telling your grandkids about this. So don't
be such a hater. Like I'm not a guy who
grew up in an area that had Tom Brady. I'm
not from New England, but I started like the Patriots

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because they weren't my team, but I could always respect them.
Whinney and then you're like, dang, how do you not
root at least alongside someone who dedicates his life to something.
It doesn't have to be a guy in football, but
this time it happened to be. It's the greatest I
fought for paid Manning forever and anymore. After a couple
of years ago. I was like, you know what, I

(01:20:34):
don't know. I go ahead and check out of this one.
During last night's Super Bowl, a streaker wearing a brawl
a guy ran onto the field. Here's Kevin Harland calling
the run, just as though it were a live to play.
Here's a clip someone who's run on the field, some
guy with a brawl. Then now he's not being chef.
He's running down the middle of the forty, arms in

(01:20:55):
the air and the victory salute. He's pulling down his pants.
Put off their pants, my man, pull up those pants.
He's being chased to the thirty. He preaks the checkle
from a security goal at the twenty, down the middle,
the ten, the five, he's sky at the one and
they converge on him at the goal line. Pull up
your pants, take off the prawn. Be a man. The

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crazy thing was he joked one of those security guys
hard and they hit it and the other guy, the
guy's doing the TV that we were watching, were like us,
the best roun We've seen it all night. But they
wouldn't show it because they don't show a streaker because
they don't want other people doing it. The great thing
about the internet is you always get to see it
virtually actually so, and then you know what, he went
down at the one on purpose. He needed about one

(01:21:39):
more yard though for me to really feel like he
scored a touchdown, because I think they would have called
him down at the one, but that happened. It's funny.
The Weekend did the halftime show last night. Here's a
clip of him performing blinding Lights. So a few things

(01:22:01):
stuck out to me. One, the audio wasn't great. It
was hard to hear it sounded like that, and I
was like, dang, you would have you think that they
would have the audio better. Two Once people were complaining
like crazy just about performance in general, which wasn't fair.
They were like, who is this guy? He's one of
the top five most streamed artists of the past ten
years period. So if you don't know him, it's just

(01:22:22):
because you don't want to know him. I mean, he's
the most massive pop thing except for maybe Drake and
Taylor Swift lately a push from Ariana Grande, but really
he's consistently been the biggest thing. And again they always
chase pop because that's the biggest umbrella. People are going, dang,
well'll take it. Dan and Shay. We love Dan and Shay,

(01:22:45):
And although they have started to cross over a bit,
unless you're a massive pop group, you're not hitting all
the places the super Bowl usually hits. And when they
would put country artists on usually in the past it's
with other kind of it's a whole, you know, grab
bag of artists. I thought it was pretty good. That
was fine for what it was. Here's the reason that
super bowlftime shows aren't amazing as they used to be,

(01:23:05):
because we have them doing amazing things all the time.
We get to see it constantly. We're seeing the Grammys,
people come out and do three persons, switch ups, crossovers,
cover songs. We're seeing on social media people, so it's
just harder now to impress us. Unless they haven't been
something where they come through our screen and get in
our living room and dance for us. We're not gonna
be like, oh, that was amazing, just because our expectations
are lifted. And also back in the day, we would

(01:23:28):
think it was so amazing look at Prince because Prince
never came out of his room. Now everybody that's big
is out all the time for the most part, so
we gotta temper our expectations a little bit. We're not
gonna be blown away. I would think that a fifteen
year old kid right now is going, why are you
guys so buttered about the super Bowl? It's never good
or it's always fine. We just come from the old folks.

(01:23:50):
I'm talking to myself. Listen up, it ain't same anymore.
We come from the era of when that was the
big show. It's not anymore. It's cool, it's fine, but
it's not the thing that everybody's gonna talk about for
a week regardless, and it's always gonna be like man,
I just didn't live up to the hype, never gonna
live up to the lpe. It's like prom or New

(01:24:12):
Year's Eve. They're good, but they never quite live up
to it. Um. And even then it was still fine. Right,
I'm not a big weekend guy, but man, this one hit.
After all. I was like, oh, I know that one
to day, I was like, how many songs are gonna
play that? I know? About six into it, I was like,
then there's a good one due. But there were some
audio issues and what I didn't realize it was a
whole It was an art show. It was like each

(01:24:34):
stage of that show was him showing how Hollywood has
taken him, gobbled him up and at the end swallowed
him up. Oh I didn't. I went through it, went
through every part of it, like here he is the
young guy on top of the world issues at the
all the plastic surgery, and by the end of it,
it swallows him up. And that's what it represented. Wow, okay,
I'm sorry him to fill me in. I mean, I

(01:24:54):
saw the little guys in the masks, and so that
was the plastic surgery. What did he have done? Well?
He used to wear on his face all the time.
Oh I didn't know that, so okay. But anyway, it
was much bigger. Two people like who are doing standing there? Okay,
I'm not fighting for him because I didn't enjoy it
that much either. I thought it was fine all right,
but just people hating on it. I was like, why
every year, this is what Twitter's all about here hating

(01:25:15):
on the halftime show. I'll tell you what was good
was Jasmine Sullivan and Eric Church doing the national anthem.
So good. I was worried at first. I was like,
oh man, I don't know if it was so freaking good.
Here's a clip of the National Anthem last night, and

(01:25:54):
if you bet that Bray would last over six seconds,
you won money. Last night. That wasn't bet and they
held up bra for like nine seconds. Yeah. I saw
a tweet that at least one Chief killed it last night,
Eric Chief again And at first I was like, oh boy,
they're gonna they're gonna hate on Eric because they was
just playing guitar, singing at standard. And I don't like
any of our our country friends to take heat because

(01:26:15):
they're just looking to smash us, even if it's even
if it's just good, they're gonna be like, man, wasn't
that good? Yeah, they're just looking to knock us down. However,
about ten fifteen words and I was like, all right,
he's got it. And then when she came in, I
was like, oh, together, this sounds amazing. It was great,
really one of the finer national anthems um and then
her did America's Beautiful with the guitar. She's so good,
so good, man, it's so good, it's so good. The

(01:26:54):
weird thing was, since it wasn't the national anthem, people
behind her didn't feel like they needed to respect it
as much, so they got their beer waving in the camera.
They're they're grind into it just to get on TV
all that, and I didn't go, well, that's completely disrespectful.
And I laughed a little bit, but I was like,
what's that during that song? Like, what's the protocol? I

(01:27:15):
would just stand there and be respectful, but there it's
not like the national anthem where don't move right, held
your hand on your heart or salute, you know, depending
on But man, Florida woman had a beer in her
hand and was grinding right behind, right behind her because
she knew she was on camera. But yeah, did you
end up betting on the game last night? So you know,

(01:27:36):
I was all about Tom Brady, That's who I said
was gonna win. So I'm sure I would have won
a ton of money, but I forgot to hinder it
into my app. So you got on the app, you
put twenty five dollars in, I told you who to
bet and you forgot. Yeah, Like, I'm just not it's
betting is not at the top of my list of
things to do. And so in the Draft Kings app,
it's like at the on the fourth page on my phone.

(01:27:58):
So I didn't like see it, and I didn't remember,
and I'm watching the game and I'm like, shoot, I
forgot to bet at that point. It's too late, right,
no bet through the game? Okay, Well I The only
bet I was going to make was that Tom Brady
was going to win. The Bucks were gonna win. Yes, yeah,
when you would have won money, I would have I
know what about you? Yeah, I'm sure you bet it.
You got Tom Brady and you one. I'm sure. I

(01:28:19):
bet the Bucks a good amount, which I said on
the show. I bet Tom Brady win the MVP, which
was good and he did. I bet he would throw
three touchdowns or more, which he did. I bet someone
would score at least two touchdowns, don't matter who, but
Grinkowski did. The only thing that I lost was a
coin flip because I bet Tales at the beginning of
the game. And then I also bet Rob Grinkowski would

(01:28:40):
score it would have sixty nine yards because that's he's
like me, he's immature, and he had sixty seven yards.
Oh so close. Yeah. But that being said, I did
really well last night, But if the Bucks would have lost,
I would have lost everything. I kind of just put
it all in there. But if you go to draft Kings,
and you bet on any games at all college basketball.
Now the code is bones. I was still on somebody

(01:29:01):
online it was Bobby No, it's bones. I know. I
was telling some Eddie Eddie tweet somebody me, ain't. I
think it's bones. So it's bones. Um. Overall, a fair
super Bowl experience. Fair. You wish the game would have
been better if you weren't a fan of either one
of them. I'm for me great because I love to
see anybody excelled at a level we've not seen before,

(01:29:25):
because I think that is generational and we're able to
see that because there were a lot of people that
were Michael Jordan haters back in the day. They go, yeah,
he was a gratist of all time. I saw my
own eyes. You know, they were haters back in the
day when he want his say he threeped for the
second time, you know, like he made he's overrated. He
just got a good team around him. And now they're like, yeah,
I saw that. I saw. I can tell you right now,
Michael Jordan's best people are gonna do that with Tom

(01:29:46):
Brady so slurping in folks, Oh man, my heart still
hurts for Patrick Mahomes. That was hard to see. I
don't really know much about football, but there was every
time I would look up because I was, you know,
eating food and talking to my daughter because she doesn't
really understand football either, And every time I would look up,
he's like running around trying to like find somebody to

(01:30:07):
throw the ball too before he's about to get sacks.
They said he scrambled for over four hundred yard last night. Guy, Like,
I just felt so bad for him. Don't feel bad
for him. He's on the biggest contract in the history math.
He makes a hundred Well don't I'm just gonna a
hundred and twenty three thousand dollars a day or something nice.

(01:30:28):
He's okay, he's about to have kids. He's already won
a super Bowl and not even twenty five years. Right,
He's doing good, doing good. All right, that's what's up.
That's our super Bowl news recap. Take hope you guys
had had a fun time last night. Let's say a
little bit about my weekend. We go over to Esther's Ville,
Iowa to shoot Breaking Bobby Bones, upcoming TV show I'm doing.

(01:30:53):
I knew it was going to be cold. We have
a lot of listeners in Iowa love him to death.
But they were like, is it is a little too cold?
Come here now? And I was like, are you kidding me?
I can take it. Amy. I get there in the daytime,
it's negative three on the ground. Yeah, it's snow. At
one point on the ground I was negative seven. Took
a picture of a post. Unbelievable. And so my job

(01:31:14):
was to go up in a wind turbine about two
hundred and fifty feet the year, you have to climb
a ladder. By the way you get all the way
up there, which itself exhausting. It's straight up. It's not
like you're learning. It gets a house and you're going
on an incline for eight feet. Are you hooked up
to something? Well? Yeah, because if you fall your dead.
You're hooked No, you're hooked up where you're having a
lift hooks and hooked up hook ahead of you, and
then you climb and you can take that hook, you
hook another one, so you're not just hooked to something

(01:31:37):
and nothing pulls you up. So so yes, so you
don't die, but not for assistance up the ladder. Gotcham
So I climb the ladder. I'm exhausted. Then I have
to crawl out on top of it, and the wind
is it's negative twenty two. Up there, I'm on top
of this thing. First of all, I hate heights. It's

(01:31:57):
negative twenty two. The winds won't have to crawl across
it and fall into another hole and work on the
inside like the blades of the wind turbine. I was scared.
I was cold. I lost feeling in my fingers and
my toes. I had every piece of heat. I have
all those heating you know, like heating backs. Smash them.

(01:32:18):
Oh brutal. I've never been that cold in my life.
My almost all my extremities except for a winkie was frozen,
like to the point where I couldn't feel them. And
on three pair of underwear, three pair of thermal pants,
and then my pants. Oh my gosh. And it still
really wasn't work. Could you move? It was tough? Oh yeah,

(01:32:41):
I look like because Kaitlin took a picture. There's a
guy I think in one of those cartoons Monsters inc.
He's like as a huge upper body but a really
small lower body. He's a Humanum, who is it? No,
that's a cartoon. This guy's like a human. But anyway,
it is I look stupid, but I was warm for
the most part, from nipples to waste, except for your extremity.

(01:33:05):
It's crazy, though, and so we did it. I can't
wait for you to see the show and if I've
actually passed the test or not. Right now. In Estra's
l I was negative nine, but I have never experienced
cold like that before. And up in the wind when
it was negative twenty or so and it was blown
on and you're just like, oh, I did that. It's tough.
It's tough. I want to say this every weekend. I
go out and I do these dumb things for this show. Look,

(01:33:28):
I used to watch this show called Idiot Abroad, which
it kind of inspired the show for me because Ricky
Gervais would send this guy off to different parts of
the world and he had no idea what he was
doing and you just watch him be an idiot. A
bit of that is what launched this show in my mind.
Because I created the show. I was like, I want
to go do things that make me completely uncomfortable, and
I want to meet really cool people that have great stories.

(01:33:49):
That's where I take kind of my life and I
go I want to find people who have come up
a bit like I've come up, had a struggle, but
I said, this ain't a struggle. Let me get through
this and inspire others. And so I do that, and
I think too they Well, so far what I've seen,
they have really cool jobs that I've never even heard of. Well,
some of them were jobs, some of them were hobbies.
It's mostly about the person. Some of them are just

(01:34:11):
great skills, so it's not always about jobs. But so
I go and I do this, but I come back
every weekend I'm like, why am I doing this? You're like, oh, yeah,
it's my idea. Yeah, And I get up there and
I get mad and I'm irritated, and I'm like this
is stupid. I'm scared for three days straight and I'm
like why, And then I'm like, you know what, Yeah,
I got an angel on the devil on his shoulder exactly,

(01:34:32):
and the angels going, hey, idiot, you created this. Your fault,
that's why we're here. Why couldn't I have created a
show called like World's Best Wi Fi where I go
around and test people's WiFi in place and like, oh, yeah,
this is good. I think I'm gonna They're a little
serving on this site. We wouldn't really be interested in
watching that, No, but just completely scared for three days.

(01:34:53):
And then I finally come home and I'm just emotionally exhausted,
but good. I mean, it can't wait. We get to
announce tomorrow win the show debuts and everything, so pretty
about that. But I did that this weekend and I'm
back and I'm warm. I do think, Honest to God,
I'm not exaggerating. I think I've lost feeling in my
fingertips really forever. At least it's been since Saturday, so
I've been able to feel them. So I have no

(01:35:13):
feeling in my fingertips, and I wonder if that's permanent. Hey,
it's like frostbite. Watch couldn't feel me like, But yeah,
that's a thing. But that those wind turbine guys. Man
give it up because they are awesome. Okay, let's see.
Let me talk about my two dogs for a second.
I get a couple of stories here. When we first

(01:35:35):
adopted Ella, who was named after Kaitlin, named after aunt
Ella in the movie Oklahoma. She was a street puppy.
We didn't know much about her. She she's a lot
younger than we were told. I think I don't think
they knew yet, but we started taking her to the
bet and they're like, no, she's not quite as old
as you think. And at first she was having a
real hard time with not just biting all the time

(01:35:56):
protecting kind of got that shaken from her. Well now
stand and he's like all right, he just zeros in
on her and just boom rams her, not often, but
enough to where we're like, we can't have these these
two dogs are not living well together. So it's gone
from Ler at first, and now it's just Stanley being
like a punk, not mean, but just a punk. And

(01:36:18):
so we don't we don't know what to do with
these two dogs that they don't get along. We need
someone to either come and show us what to do,
or we need them to take them for a few
weeks and put them together and make sure. I don't know,
but it's all we do at home. You guys think
twins are hard, I'm just kidding. I'm not even comparing
it to the baby, but I'm just saying it's all

(01:36:39):
we have to. We have to like move them from
room to room in different places. We're kind of take
one to this room, okay, move this one over here.
We'll let him play for like ten minutes. Four times
out of five they're great and Stanley doesn't care. But
if there's anything involved, a bone, food, or Stanley just
gets like, let's just see what happens. We're just like, dude,
you gotta chill out. Yeah. I mean, you need a
healthier environment for them, and y'all. I mean for you

(01:37:01):
and Caitlin. That's they have the healthiest environment. No, but
for them to would get out whatever's going on. I
don't know how to fix it. Like you said, somebody
take them and put him in a room for a
few weeks, let them battle it out. Well that's right now,
Stanley's gonna win. Yeah, Eller, who's a husky who's gonna grow,
is going to be way bigger than he is height wise,
and it's not always gonna happen. But she's four and

(01:37:23):
a half five months old right now. It sounds like
my kids. It's just we we don't know what to do.
I was I DMed a couple of dog people last night.
Nobody responds to me on a direct message. I wish
I could find who I sent the message to. They'd
probably think you're fake. The doggy llama, No, I sent
it to a dog account. Let's see here, Susan Milan.

(01:37:43):
That's what I'm thinking to him, Hey man, you mind
whispering a socially through here I went to I thought
I had the account. I did it, but I'm like, hey,
what can I do with these dogs and whatever? That's
that's the issue at home right now. Well, you know
what happened that one time I got a cat that
didn't along with my dog. I'm not taking the dog back.
I'm not not rehoming the dog. Good because that was

(01:38:04):
the worst feeling of her. You don't want to have
to go through that. I told Kaitlin. I was like,
we're not rehoming this dog. We're going to figure it out.
They're going to figure it out one way or the other.
Still think about that cat, like I miss her. I
wonder where she is. What happened to her? Probably a lawyer. Now,
try met somebody way better than I saw. The story

(01:38:26):
about a guy who was wearing air pods to sleep
and then ended up swallowing one of them. Yes, which
could happen to me so easily. You wear them to
sleep sometimes I need some sort of stimulation not to
fall asleep, but to somewhat stop my anxiety. You know,

(01:38:46):
for me growing up, I never had a bedroom. We
were pretty poor my whole life, and so I never
had a bedroom. I had to sleep on the couch
in the living room, and underneath the couch was my
closet for the clothes that I had. But with that
being said, that TV was always on the living room,
so I learned how to sleep with a tvon. Then
it became I had to sleep with the TV on,

(01:39:07):
and so now at times I can fall asleep with
it off, but it's tough, and my mind starts to
go play aster to hear things, and with people haven't
broken in my house and me being jumped, like I
always a little bit of PTSD in those situations start
creeping back in and so I need something. So I'll
stick headphones on or air pods, And there are times
I wake up and the AirPods are missing. I'm checking

(01:39:28):
every hole my mouth. You know, I got it, but
I get it. The guy swallowed one in his X ray.
It showed it in his stomach. Yeah, but he didn't
even know. It's not like he woke up and was like,
there's something in my throat I think he woke up,
shoveled snow for about an hour, then went inside to
get a drink of water, and when he drank the water,
it wouldn't go down. And it's because they're fun. I
thought you're gonna say it was hearing music like I'm

(01:39:49):
out of a stomach. Yeah, crazy, I take fiber pills
out of that size now. Wow, I've been trying to
find a new fiber pill and the ones I have
now tough to get down and they're chalking, and we
need like a capsule on these things, like you know
how I adevilize that capsule. They just yeah, these repels
are the opposite of that. They have like thorns on
the outside of it. I'm not even sure what they

(01:40:11):
are right now, but yeah, I saw that story. I
was reading some of the Morgan wall and stuff over
the weekend, and people now feel a little more safe
to come out and talk about it. Listen, with something
like that happens, and you want to be someone out
talking about it immediately, they're just gonna get a lot.
You're gonna get punched a lot. I did. I got
punched a lot for coming out early from both sides.

(01:40:32):
Here's the weird thing about being sensible is that since
you're not on either polar side, both sides punch in
the face. It's almost like that with politics with me too.
And I come out and be like, hey, guys, it
doesn't have to be exactly over here over here. What
if there's a little bit of this, little to that?
And then I soon realized there's no use even saying that,
because you have people on both sides that hate you
now because you don't agree with him. Same thing with
the Morgan walland stuff. And I come on and I go,

(01:40:52):
do not cancel him? And I go, yeah, I probably
needs to go away for a little bit learn, but
don't cancel them. Well, the people don't want to cancel them,
or like you're new too. Well, the people that are
like let him go, or like, okayn't believe it telling
me he needs to go away and learn, you're an idiot.
And I was like, dear God, why am I being
penalized for being the only person that's somewhat sensible. Well,
now other people are kind of coming out going, hey,

(01:41:14):
let's not write the guy off. But there is a
lot of work to be done. If I'm telling you,
for a few days. I didn't want to look at
my phone. I don't want to put I didn't want
to hit my Instagram tags TikTok is brutal, but love
to see Now that people are going, okay, it doesn't
have to be either you go away and never come

(01:41:35):
back or nothing needs to change, because that's what it
felt like for a while. But his sister came out said, hey,
he's not a bad dude, he's got some stuff to
work on. Let's let's get him some help. And I
was like, great, let's go. Let's let's encourage this, because
I don't think anybody should be unless you're touching a
kid or murdering somebody. Like, there's only a few things

(01:41:56):
that you should be canceled for. There's a few other
things I didn't list there, So I don't say, you
didn't say kidnapping only those two? Yeah, no, not only
those two. But there's there's a level. There's definitely a list, yes,
and it's but we gotta stop canceling folks just because
they do something dumb. If I had been canceled every
time I had done something dumb in the past, getting sued,

(01:42:18):
getting fined a million dollars, it wouldn't be here. But
do you know what you did do in those moments
that that stuff happened, made fun of myself. No, you
learned from it and you grew. Oh yeah, like it's
a it's a I learned from it and grew because
people took pity on me and said, hey, we think
you're better than this. You have some growing to do.

(01:42:39):
We're going to trust in you that you are going
to go and make this right. And I think that's
what's gonna happen with Morgan Wallen. I do, and I
think eventually, listen, I don't pick the music. That day
I hit Scoob and I was like, hey, let's not
play it today. Let's let's figure out where we're gonna
be on this. But I don't pick the music. I'm
not a music programmer. They're gonna come back around two eventually.

(01:43:00):
I think some people just need to see substantial growth.
And I hope that I'm still substantially growing. I hope
we all are. So they're just reading a lot about
that over the weekend. Were you. Oh yeah. I try
to stay away from it. But I think sensible is
a good word to use. If you are sensible, be prepared. No,

(01:43:21):
but I like that word. And then maybe if you're
someone listening right now and you find yourself extremely to
one side of this, whichever way you're swinging, maybe just
take a few deep breaths and then really think about
it more, because I feel like if people would just yeah,
use their sensible brain, they'd be like, oh, okay, yeah

(01:43:42):
this makes sense, and then take a break and then
you can come back, like we don't have to just
write everybody off right away. So that was that was it?
Super Bowl Morgan Wallen, cold weather, Oh, cold Weather. I
lost fingertips, still don't have them, which is which I
didn't know till last night and I was fully back

(01:44:03):
home and I was like, I still came from my
finger all the way. It's like Eddie and COVID. He
still doesn't have a smell all the way. Yeah, I
have finger COVID. Now you know what it's like with
your fingers. Dang, dude, life happened in here. I saw
that Shania Twain posted this on Instagram and there was
a throwback photo of her and it said happy birthday
to the woman in me. Play it loud today now,

(01:44:24):
if you weren't alive, then grow up kids, Come on, sorry,
you need to be live. Then it went on to
be our first number one country album. It was our
second album, but it was the first one with the
majority of songs co written by her. For example, Who's
bed off Your Boots Been under? Here You Go? Who's
It was the first single from the album, which she

(01:44:46):
co wrote, but it peaked at number eleven. Wasn't even
a number one? That, which is crazy. Four number ones
off this album, any Man of Mine jam If You're
not in it for love, I'm out of here. So
good you win my love? People forget the secondary Oh yeah,

(01:45:17):
least like my favorite one. People mostly when they reference Shanaya,
they talk about the big super crossover. But if you
were a country music fan, these were just as big
to you back in the day. And then no one
needs to know. This is my favorite run. This is
my favorite of all of them. Yeah, probably this one
more than Who's Better You Boot's Been under? Um? The

(01:45:40):
Woman in Me, which she co wrote, pakan number fourteen.
It's sold twelve million copies worldwide. Anyway, Wow, how old
is this? What I just said? Happy birthday? Yeah, I
guess I didn't do the math. I just went happy birthday.
It's all good. Someone tells their birthday on and how

(01:46:02):
happy birthday? You don't be rude. I do this. Look
at you, not try to get into tell me, look
at you. The record came out in nineteen ninety five. Yeah,
here are the one. Yeah, someone tell them five fifteen,
twenty twenty six. There you go. Wait what is that? Right? No?
I don't know, Amy, what's going on? Oh? Today, I

(01:46:24):
just have some podcast stuff and meetings and therapy and
then school pick up. It's all crammed in there. What
about you? I have a drug test at eleven fifteen,
A drug test like with your urine? No, Amy, I
do his hair. I guess yes, they're doing urine. Well whatever,

(01:46:45):
But I mean to test for like yes, I know
what you meant. Yes, okay, I have to go drive
a big rig not this weekend but the next week.
And you got drug test. Freaking got finish that part
of your cdo. So I'm doing that today. I have
TCA panel media training. Tomorrow is the big TCA Television
Critic Association panel where I go on to talk about

(01:47:06):
the show We Many. I'll talk about really a lot
breaking Bobby Bones when it comes out. We have some
of the people that are on the show this season.
It's all virtual this year, but if you get trained
for it today, I guess I don't say something stupid.
Oh wow, that's cool. Yeah, I got a couple Zoom meetings.
Maybe you grab some dinner with Caitlin tonight. We've just
been on the road so much and I was like,
let's try to go and have some food and just

(01:47:26):
separate ourselves. We're having such issues with the dogs right
now that I'm not sure if we can. But that's
what's up. Have a great day. We will see you
guys on Tuesday's show. Goodbye friends.

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