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This is a shore. I feel bad for this guy,
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Scot in Houston, Albright. Lonely guy lost eighty thou dollars
in an online scam. I met the girl on match
dot com and she pursued me too, So it was
like I thought, oh, okay, this is it, this is
how it works. She just needs him to front some
cash for taxes and shipping comments a five thousand, ten thousand,
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eight thousand at a time, and don't forget they still
haven't met. So a few weeks ago, he asked for
proof that the inheritance is real and gets this video
how are you doing? A man we never see shows
a stash of cash with Greg's name written all over it.
Literally looked at it and I took a hunted all
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bill on my pockle and I put it down. I said,
not even because dad, he was close to bed Go currency.
So that's what I knew. The whole thing was all
a mess. You don't cry, Yeah I do. Nearly eighty
thousand dollars later, dudes out all the cash and like,
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good morning, good morning. I was just listening for a
one on the air, and I was just he's laughing
because he's like, I'm so stupid. I feel bad for
the guy because you don't make those decisions with full mind,
Like you're sad, you're missing something, You're you mean a
girl online she wants money, You're like I just I'll
take any any sort of eighty grand I bet you
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some of that. He took out his loans to send
her to. No, he doesn't have a bunch of girls.
I'm telling you. I'm telling of the world works laying around.
You have plenty of girls who have to go on
match and set it off to Mr Girls. Bobby recognizing
people doing cool things. I see you, Cliff King Mac.
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He's a rapper. He gave a hundreds of dollars over
the weekend at to Flint, Michigan. Intersections have a science
that I'm the homeless. I've got cars, i got houses,
i got a son on the way. I'm giving because
I'm blessed. Do you need money? And everybody did? Everybody
need mine? So you just give a hundreds of bucks
like that's awesome. I think we'd have all stopped at Yes.
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But I see you, Cliff King Mac. That's cool, man,
I see you. Bobby Bones show producer Raymond around two
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There's a thirteen year old He's one of the smartest
kids in his class and he nailed a Latin test
like aced it. So he got an invite to go
to Rome, Greece and the Vatican with a few other classmates,
which is pretty amazing. But he couldn't afford the trip.
So a classmate set up a go fund me for
Kareem and raised the four thousand dollars to send him
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on the trip. That's thoughtful, classmate. Do you think so?
I would be embarrassed if I were Kareem because I
had people do this for me when I was a kid.
I hated it. I hate him when people would be like,
let's raise money for Bobby so he can do things
like publicly. I hate it, maybe, and I love that
he's getting to go. But I read this from the
effective of I'm sure he's happy to get to go. Well,
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you just know what it feels like. And then yeah,
I guess is that person now everybody knows that you
couldn't pay for it. You couldn't pay for it, I know.
And I love the idea of it. Yeah, And I
wish it were anonymous. I wish because church grips would
bring food and they would bring Christmas presents to me,
but no one would ever know. And I know it's
a great story and someone handed to me like, hey,
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this is and it is a great story. I'm not
taking away from that. I just wish there was a
way for it not to be about Kareem his poor kids,
like poor Curry. You know, it's not when you're in
money and you're in school to kids they make fun
of you. Oh man, Yeah that's not good. You know
what I mean. Yeah, it's I totally see what you're saying.
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I'm glad you get to go. I'd like to go,
so we want to I'll take you go find me
and I'll take it up. I don't even need anonymous
at this point in my life. I'm secure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look,
get up, yeah, get up. Gets broaday positivity. Right now,
tell me something good. An army Bett was playing the
North Carolina lottery named Alan Holderby. He said, up thirteen years.
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He also one of million dollars boom. He took the
six hundred thousand lump some payment all at once, because
if you don't take that, they spread it out over years. Right. Yeah,
I think i'd like the payments just so I'm not
I'm gonna paycheck every year and I can just live
off that just chilling. I think I'd like for you
to get the payments too, because you'd blow it if
you didn't like you oh me personally. Yeah, I think
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I would like for you to get the payments too,
because I know how you live. That's probably a smart move.
Amy Well a woman and her dad. They were doing
a two hundred and five mile bicycle race from Seattle
to Portland's and her dad got a flat tire. Say
to pull over. Well, while they were changing a slat tire,
she noticed another bicycle writer on the road in distress
with a blue face. Yeah, he needed CPR fast. We
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Luckily she's a nurse, so she gave him CPR ambulance arrived.
She continued on her bike ride. Later found out the
man lived and he was trying to track her down
to thank her for saving his life. Find her. Yeah
he did. How's his face? He was better? Good? Yeah?
All year long, Taylor Rowe sells T shirts. She says,
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get your T shirts, T shirts here. She raises money,
and then when the school year comes around, she buys
uses all the T shirt money to buy school supplies
for students. She donated ten thousand school supplies. That's for
seven students. That's amazing. Get your T shirts, Get your
T shirts. She a newsy from the fifties. Where does
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she sell him online? I think she probably sells him online.
But I just like the fact that she's probably thinking
in her head, get your T shirts. Or I picture
out in front of concert selling T shirts. Whatever, she
sells them. She raises money, the kids get school supplies, markers, crans, folders,
you name it. Way to go, Taylor Row all right,
you name it, and he claps hands twice as show
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Amy brings in these chips. Anything Amy brings in, I
just assume they're good for you, not fine, but good
for you. Okay, she's so healthy. I don't hate a
whole bag of these chips. I'm just like dang Amy,
now this one hold back hold bag. Here on FaceTime,
Amy ate the whole bag of chips. He proud of him.
She goes, well, they're still chips. You shouldn't eat them.
She was like, maybe like a bag of mine, And
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I was like, what do you mean a bag of
Do you give me three bags? I know they're so good.
Trust me, I have the same problem. I will say,
eating a whole bag of these is better than eating
a whole bag of Milla wafers or other kinds of chips.
At least you're getting like a healthier version. Did you
guys go home and eat all the chips because Amy
give me healthy? They're so good? Okay, but lots of
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things are good. Why do you no not chricking you?
She does eat celery all day that she brings in
scream Sundays. He goes, here, there are a good boy stuffers.
What's the one rule you step for yourself and then
you refuse to break? I give us examples. Excuse me,
I will break. Number one. I have to do some
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type of workout every day is from listeners. Number two
never cry in public. Number three, don't drink on weeknights.
Give me a rule that you keep that you have
that you really try not to break. Amy, when I'm
working on show prep, like at my house, I like,
don't let myself get up until I've completed like a
certain amount, you know, Like I can't get up and
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go do anything and I get up. It's easy. If
I'm watching a television show, I can't go to the
bathroom till that episode's over. You guys both had this
thing with staying in the same place a reward. Do
you not watch it on your laptop? No, you don't
watch an that's weird. Watch everything in my last I
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don't understand you because you know Lindsey wouldn't be there.
But Amy, your husband's next to you. You share a laptop,
that little screen, I share a laptop watch and we
still is all laptop. It's so ridiculous, guys. I mean,
that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Mine is I
will not use my phone while I'm driving. If I
get a call, I'll pick it up. But people spott
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at you at text and drive And that's not me, Eddie.
That's supposed to be like a given. These days, it's
like Mine's like, no, no, no, you can still use
your phone, but if somebody calls me, I'll pick it up.
But I'm not dialing anyone while I won't drive. You're
making fun of me. I put gas in my car
when it's running leg stop at red light too. Yeah,
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that's like against the lawns and days. I will not
rob means yes. My one rule is I will not
steal a wallet from a stranger. Pass. Okay, alright, yah
show show down head. Sorry today. This story comes from
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Rate Falls, Montana. Bryce Stephen was walking when he found
a pair of keys outside of a car dealership and
he's like, oh, these look like they're the keys to
the dealership. So he went and returned them. No reward
was given, so Bryce, you know, should just walk away
and be happy. No, went out, started punching, kicking a car,
got on top of it, pulled his pants down and
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use the restroom on top of the car. I ain't
time to use the restroom on top of car. That's funny.
That's though. He was mad, so the police recalled and
he was arrested for vandalism. I'm much box. That's your
phone head story of the day. You like down a
little too much to be a bone head with Brandy Clark.
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Brandy's here. I'm a huge fan of Brandy Clarks. I'm
glad you're here. We've been trying. I think I just
said on the air one day, I said, hey, I
want to get Brandy Clark in here, and I didn't
think about it. I just said it, and Brandy's like, hey,
some people are texting me. I'm like in another state
and I come another time, and I was like, oh, Brandy,
I was just saying I want to drink. I was
pushing you into it. And then so you've been on
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the West Coast for a while, yeah, and now you're
you're back and you have this new song. As soon
as I heard it, I was like, man, i gotta
get Brandy up to play this song. So if you
don't mind, I'd like you to play this song first
and we can talk after because I love the song.
And the song is called You're Drunk. So what is
the song about? You know, it's about um. I used
to always say that a drunk man's words are sober
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man's thoughts, but a therapists pointed out to me one time,
you know, there are a lot of people who lie
as well drunk as they do sober, and so that
kind of started spinning in my head and it was like, Okay, well,
you're not in love with me, You're not this, you're
not that, You're just drunk and uh. And I sat
on that for a long time, and then I was
writing with a couple of friends of mine and brought
that up and they loved it, and we just kind
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of took off with it. I haven't heard this live yet.
I'm excited because I am a huge Brandy Clark fan.
So this is called You're Drunk here on the Bobby
Bones Show, I guess so. Because us have licensing roles,
we can't play anything with music on this I Heart
radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can't go to
Bobby Bones dot com to see it. We hate that
we had to take it down. Wasn't our decision, but
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I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted
to keep up as much as possible. So I go
to Bobby Bones dot com to watch her here whatever
you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to
the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. And
we listen to how like cool Brandy is so she
went to basketball prolbay college basketball, and she can sing
like that, you can play, you can do everything. Now
she's like j Lo like, yeah, dance, act like you've
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got you can play basketball, saying what else you got?
Yeah exactly. I mean, I know Bobby learned this about
me when we did the Bobby Cast. I also know
random trivia about you talking about having the going down
rabbit holes. You know, she's very she I did a
Bobby Cast. It's like an hour long if you want
to hear Brandy and I just talked about everything pretty much.
I'm a big fan. In two weeks, you have a
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live record coming out live from Los Angeles. Yes are you?
It's three kids and no HUDs. I'm gonna be on
the record. It is on the record. Yes, So what
could I get a I haven't asked you this be?
Could you play a verse of chords with that? Yeah? Because?
And I mean I love this song and I love
like sad emotional like this song just grabs me. And
this In two weeks, Brandy will have a record. And
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I hope you downloaded, but I hope be download You're
drunk too, but I'll be download everything with your name
on it. I'm just such a big fan. Okay, so
here we go. This is uh, let me talk, let
me talk, let me do what you do. I love
this song. Okay, it's called three Kids, No Husband. Yes,
and she's gonna play it now and I hope everybody
download this one too. Thank you for setting that up.
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So the records in two weeks. I'm gonna talk about
it then if it's okay with you, comes out again,
always okay with me. Just making sure. Um, I really
appreciate you coming in. I appreciate you doing this Female Friday.
I was driving in and thinking about you know, it's
just great that you're doing this because you have a
platform to to help music be heard. And I know
I appreciate a lot of other people do. My goal
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just for to be every day, just every day, everybody,
every day like that just said everybody. So but thanks
for saying that. And I think I built Female Friend
to just an excuse to get you come back in. Yeah,
all those other females, you cancel it. This might not
be this might not be popular, but when I was
driving in, I was thinking, we'll know it's a success
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when he has to do man Monday. Yeah, that's yeah,
Pasical Tuesday was always my things. Yes, yes, that's how
we know. Okay, that's a really good way to look
at it. But I don't. I don't think it's going
to be an issue. But unfortunate, Brandy. Thank you. Go
with the record in two weeks and we'll talk again. Alright,
Randy Clark, everybody right? Yeah? Commit Today allergy is a
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little better. But man, lost sleep last night. Amy having
out for Midnight last night doing shown. Yeah, yeah, some
friend your listen are really nice. I'm gonna tell you this.
I'm telling you what I felt like friend of the
year about midnight last night and I couldn't sleep because
Amy does a show and she's actually pretty good at it.
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It's called nash Chat actually yeah yeah, because I've never
been there in person, and so it's called nash Chat
and it comes on after CMT. It's on their Facebook
lift page. That's a whole production cameras and crew, and
Amy hosts it and she's like, I knew she didn't
want to call me and ask me to do it,
And I was like, why ask The first time she asked,
you know, I said yep, So I went. It didn't
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until nine o'clock. I thought I thought had eight o'clock. Dang.
So I struggling last night, just staying awake to be there.
So I get dressed, put on some jeans, put on shirt,
and go over to the house. I'm hurting a little bit.
I'm gonna be honest with that, but it puts me
in a weird place because you don't bring me on
to not talk, because you bring on the good talkie
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guy talk right. But then if I talked too much,
it's Amy show. It's like, why you talking too Much's
Amy Show? And so I've be honest with the advacy
episode Nahville, like I don't know, three years yeah, and
here I was talking. I was on nash Chat about
Nashville the TV show. So I go on and to
sit there and Amy does a great job hosting it,
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and I don't know, I just kind of ran wild.
But I knew nothing when I was talking about you
did a good job, though, did the producers are all
those people they tell you anything, like there was a
couple of times they were looking at me to wrap
him up, but I couldn't. Oh no, So I just
sat there and he's like, no, Bobby, wraps me up.
It was that one part where I grabbed the cute
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cards behind the cameras, like, let me see these. Listen.
You can't take me into that and expect me not
to be me right, But but I should get a
ribbon for being up so late. Yeah you do. You
get lots of ribbons. Thank you. You're good. Like I
had fun with you. I thought it was awesome. I
think you brought a different element that we never had before.
Normal that an outside perspective and knows nothing about Nashville
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the TV show, but you know a lot about Nashville
the city, right, So in the show is based off
stuff that actually happens here. So you were offering up
your perspective and kind of in the music business of
him how it is and your opinion on things, even
though it didn't really match it exactly what was going
on in the show. It's real life Nashville. If I
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was like, they brought me in Bobby's like, they didn't
bring me to sit there and about it. We weren't like, oh, so, Bobby,
what do you think of tonight's episode? I was like,
didn't rynand you can never get together? And I was like, oh, shoot, Bobby,
right is dead anyway. That's why I did last night.
But I get to bad to after midnight because I
didn't get until ten because we didn't wrap to nine
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or nifty. And then you can't just be on a high,
just crushing it and then go right to sleep. Are
you on high? That's awesome? I was like, a work
you gotta be on Yeah. I thought you had so
much fun. And then I went to all the Facebook
comments on the cmppive, but I was like, in their
their place anyway, this is what I did last night. Oh,
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I got it. That was their world. That's their world
and you oh yeah, and they're passionate about the show.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I last night. They're awesome. They are
all over the world. Bobby, I'm trying to explain that's Bobby,
And he was like, I just wanted to know, like
people are passionate everywhere, and he's like, they're from this
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place to this. I was like, I know the internet
works like worldwide. Yeah yeah, yeah, so and I know
Chip Beston he tells me Dead Amy's thirty second skinny
The day is finally here. Brett Eldridge is releasing his
self titled album four years after releasing his debut album,
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Bring You Back. He says that he's done a lot
of living and learning in the last four years, and
it's reflected in the new album. This isn't what they
always say, like i'd like for artists too once ago.
You know what, it's been four years. I'm exactly the same,
So I just wanted to put out some more the
same wrong, Like I don't know, this is why everybody,
you know what, I've grown a lot since the last album. Well,
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I would hope, so you know, I'm glad you asked
me this because everything's exactly the same. So more the
same crap, that's would be That would be fun. Yeah.
When just answered it like that and it all sounded
what if they did it almost exactly the same? They
were like, hey, what's different about this record? And they
went really nothing On the last record, I got a
new guitar, so yeah. And another thing they always say
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is whenever you ask him about a song, and they're
always like, oh, this I just the last minute I
found this song. Yeah, this is the last song I recorded.
And I was like, oh wow, I can't believe I
found it. And I'm like, really, were going to put
it on the or it's so personal, like this is
my most personal record. Like, come on, I'm saying the
same thing. That's what's so annoying about right now. No,
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we're not hate true stating and there's a difference. We're
not hating. But it's when it's interviews the artists get
boring because all you do is said the same stuff
over and over again. Like I believe that he's grown
a lot in four years. We all have a matter
of fact a last week. Yeah, anyway, I think the
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album is good. I do like the album, but this
is not a dig bread. It's a dick towards everybody, Like,
come on, pick it up. Pace, say some stuff like
I wrote this song after you know it's with three
girls in one week. We're like, yeah, why don't anyone
say that's honesty? You think that Brett has dated three
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different girls and I don't know, Alora, He's like, I,
you know, this song was really cool because I was
able to buy a new Ferrari because of it. Here
we go. The only reason I wrote this song really Yeah,
Like I just wanted lots more money so I put
out another record. Come on, be honest with me. I
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feel like I feel like we're honest about stuff. Yeah,
more of that. I'm only here so I can pay
the bills. Otherwise I'm sleeping in right now. I'm not
Wait what was your saying, I don't know. Go ahead, Okay,
So you got movies out today, it's Friday. The Dark
Tower is in theaters, Mets and Matthew McConaughey movie Stephen
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King Novel nineteen percent positive. That's it for Stephen King
novel and Matthew Yeah, yeah, but put out some real
turds lately. But the Stephen King thing, that's weird that
a book like that would not be that good. You're
you're not hating, You're just stating that's right about Matthew.
I'm a little on edge. Amy kept me up after
midnight because I'm a little tired. Um, it's up against Detroit,
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which is about police brutality during the nineteen sixty seven
Riot's eight nine percent positive. Then you got kidnapped with
halle Berry positive. That doesn't look like I saw the
preview for that one too. No, I'm Amy, that's your
thirty second skinny. Everybody transmitting bust America. This is a
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Bobby ball shorey over to Amy who's got the joke?
This morning? The morning corny? What do you call a
fish with no eyes? What do you call a fish
with no eyes? Messed up? What do you call it?
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Fish with no I keep it back, no, no, no,
I'll be here the morning. Yeah, life not taking over
the morning corny? Yeah, so much grosser the morning corny?
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What do you call a fish with no eye? What
do you call a fish with no eye? That was
the morning corny? So good, lungs, prepare to joke. You're
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now control of the now now now sorry. So his
name is Brandon Ray. It's called Ends of the Earth.
Here's a little bit of it, the earth wrapped around
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slack consisting into the earth. It's called Ends of the Earth.
His name is Brandon Ray. That background singer it's Keith Urban.
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Did you know that. I didn't, So you'll hear it's
Brandon Ray and it's Keith Urban doing the backing vocals.
So I hope you download it. It's called Ends of
the Earth. Brandon Ray. I think you're gonna like this one.
Check it out if you like it. Downloaded them thousand
miles on ground route hitch hagging my way through Mexicola
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straight through, twenty times on all long, just to feel
you bread, just see you smile, just to hold your
head for a little while to the morning back like
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wrapped around, Girls like Girl, go download that. Speaking of songs,
here are songs that they say couples don't want played
at their wedding. But what I say to that is
you couples are stupid because these are awesome songs, are they? Well?
First of all, the chicken dance. Better play this. This
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can be the theme wedding if ever had it. We
all do like chickens. This is fun with your hands,
then you do the wings? Did me shake here? But
come on? What's wrong with kids these days? I know
kids these days? Couples don't want these songs at their wedding.
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Chot your slides, Cris Cross Shot, real smooth. Do I
love this one on the dance floor? It's good. Take
it back young by right Foot, two stars, now to go,
Hands on your knees, Hands on your knees. These are
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good songs. I don't get it. Can someone explain why
because couples say no, no, we don't want these songs
or this one. I think couples are getting dumber. They
don't want these songs. It's great shop keep it shut
that cupid shut down. I'm doing the dance party, coming
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out and forget it as a wedding DJ, and like
forty five minutes, I want me the wedding DJ. The
say I'm a rabber, not say no. I'm saying that's
a jam. What are the songs? Y M c A.
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I enjoy this. I enjoyed the Electric Slide and I
know how to do it too. What's wrong with people
don't know one final song and they say couples don't
want at their wedding poke you put your head. I
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don't have that. I don't have to have Electric Slide either.
We just need a newer hokey pokey. Yeah. Like I
feel like if Drake did one it in put your
head out about vance bounce you move it all around,
that would be cool. This version kind of stink. So
you put your head, You put your head, Yeah, your head.
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That's a real downer. People are going to take take
a break during dance floor empty. Yeah, they're gonna go
eat their cake. Where when did they cut this record?
When Washington was going to cross the Potomac? You put
your head? Terrible can you imagine back in the day
like that was something that was probably really awesome at
the club that girls like, that's my song, you put
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your head head. It was playing these songs that people
don't want played at their weddings anymore. And I was like,
what's wrong with people who doesn't want the Casper Slide
played at their wedding? Because Casper slides cho off slide
or whatever it's called. Criss cross shot shot, real smooth,
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Like you want to see you get on the dance floor,
play this, Let's go to world. You want to see
people get on the dance floor. Nashley and Kyle Texas, Hey, Moby,
I love you all. Listen to y'all every morning. Thank
you very much. How do you feel about my statements
of the song should continue to be played at weddings? Oh?
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I grew up going to weddings and parties and listening
to people Lady Thong. They played. It was like a staple.
It was in line. I agree with that. That's all.
I'm doing it in the dance party forty minutes away.
I'm DJ and the wedding can't wait. If you're having
a wedding, just push record, push record, and play and
(29:36):
pause on your tape player, and then right before I
start the dance party, undue pause and it'll record at all.
You can just play back at your wedding if you
have a tape player. Hey, Morgan number two, you're twenty three.
You ever have a tape player? Yeah? I think when
I was really really young. She thinks, and I don't
know that that thing with that disc it's a circle.
(29:57):
No no, no C D T E D. Yeah. Facebook
news is misleading. The News says people who get their
news from Facebook are at an increased risk of being misled.
Researchers found that the most popular stories on Facebook are
the least accurate, and many of them are completely made
up conspiracy theories. That's where it's fake news come from. Yes, Eddie.
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One thing I learned about that is like fake Facebook
news is so old. Like I've read news on Facebook
and I'm just like wow, it's crazy, and then I
look into it it's like two years ago, or it's
it's not true because you can post anything and people
to start sharing it. Like, yeah, I read a thing
too where if you have a political opinion, you put
them on Facebook. It affects nobody. Yeah, so maybe people
(30:40):
should stop doing it. But it's everybody post Yeah, I'm like, here,
let us save you some time. Nobody cares. And that
was the whole study. Like someone reads it, they're not
affected at all by what you post politically on Facebook.
I look at my feed and it used to be
sad secks like just sitting here today. I wish now
it's prettier. People would write that. So then people would go, no,
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you're beautiful, and I'd be like, oh, I'd write that.
But now it's like politics. If you don't believe me,
you're stupid. And I'll mute somebody if it's like two
or three in a row, I'll just meet him. I
won't block him because I don't feel like dealing with it.
When I see him in public next time, be like, hey,
why did you black? Muting is amazing. Yeah, I wish
(31:21):
you've DoD in real life. There's a whole episode of
Black there's an episode of Black Mirror where you can
mute people and you don't see. All you know is
that they're around you, but you don't hear anything they're saying.
Who would you mut right now? Like somebody that we
all know, Nobody in this room. I wouldn't have you
anyone famous that even famous that I would move anyone.
(31:41):
I don't really feel like anybody is super obnoxious right now. Me.
You know you can't mutr know, but I'm saying like
I don't. I feel like it's a pretty good time.
But there's nobody really grinding my gears. Good take it
if they guess they already muted. Possible or you now
we're talking. That's what I'm thinking. Now, I'm in a
(32:03):
good place, like, I don't think there anybody that's super
annoying or I mean, the Kardashians always annoy me. O
J is not saying anything yet he could get there
quick because I felt like he's total loser. He should
just be quiet and go play golf. I wish America
could mute him. He was muted in jail. I didn't. So, Yeah,
I think I'm gonna prett good place in my heart
(32:24):
right now about the whole muting thing. Good huh. A
lot of the show is going to see Tim and Faith.
You guys going tonight, Yeah tonight, that's right. Who's all
going from the show, lunchboxes going, anybody else going? Yeah?
Morgan Number two is going, Wow, you guys get free
(32:51):
tickets to pay for him? I got free okay. But
when he says that, I'm wondering what he told his wife. Oh,
I don't care. I mean, he knows his job. With
the way he says it, it's almost like he wants
to be like, hey, babe, I bought your tickets to
see Tim and Fate. Yeah, but she knows him. Yeah,
and she's listening. She knows that every country show that
she's invited to, he's gotten those for free. And he's
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also fake news Lunchbox correct. Everything he says is not
fake news. I had one misquote, and you guys slander me.
Now fake Have you ever checked your Instagram feed, like
to the clock and realized day it's like twenty minutes later. Yes,
the average amount of time that you've spent on Instagram
is more than thirty two minutes a day. Wow. Yeah,
(33:33):
that's crazy to think about. You. You could have watched
a whole episode something on TV. That's what sometimes I do.
Put my phone down. I'm like, I could be done
with something I need to work on, or I could
be done with my workout, or anything in life I
could be done with. But I've just sat here listening
to people's stories, are watching them. Yeah, those stories get
me going to oh my gosh. The most popular hashtags
(33:53):
in order, Number one is good morning. Number two is work,
and I use that one like we're w e r
K like w R kid work, and then number three
is a good night. Oh. I've never hashtag good morning
or good night or work. If I'm working out, I'll
do work like I don't hashtag like I'm at hashtag work. Okay,
(34:16):
that's the only way I would use it. You know,
I'm not even gonna say, like get off Instagram, because
I'm on all the time. I'm not even a hypocratic
like I love it. I can't get enough. So our
producer Eddie's at the pool with his kids, another kids
causing trouble. He keeps splashing Eddie. So Eddie yells is
the other kid, and the question is is that okay?
(34:40):
Megan chapel Hill, how are you? I'm good? How are
you really good? What do you think about this? I
think that it's okay if you tell the kid or
you know, not necessarily yell, but like tell the kid
you don't to do what they're doing. Sometimes parents can't
keep eyes on their kids all times, and you're an adult,
so you should be able to respectfully tell a child
(35:00):
to not do what they're doing without hurting anybody's feeling.
That's my opinion. What the parent comes that, you though, like, hey,
are you talking to my kids? Well, I've actually had
someone leave me a bad Facebook review because I told
their kids not to touch my helmet. But I mean
it is what it is. I think it's just more
of a security, like, hey, you caught my kids doing wrong,
and now my kids being fooled by you and not
(35:22):
me your helmet. What do you do for a living?
I sell motor closed for Harley Davidson. Okay it makes sense. Yeah,
that makes more sense. It's kind of I had to
follow up on that. Thank you for the call. Hey,
Victoria and Austin Hi Lobby, thank you for calling. What
do you think about this? UM? I think that we
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should be able to tell kids to stop. I've done
it multiple times. UM. I I guess before when I
live in a mama have a thirteen months old. Now
that I'm a mother, UM, we should be keeping our
eyes on kids, and I just feel like if another
child is doing wrong and sometimes just don't care. You
have to put some kids in check, some kind kids
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in check. Trick. This is how fist fights and baseball
games happened. Yes, by putting other kids in check. Because
the way Eddie thing he said stop like that could
make some kids cry. Maybe let's re enact it. Splash
slash flash Okay, that's funny, flash flash, Okay, he better
stop our only flash flash. Hey, hey stop. He looked
(36:27):
at me, oh, and he walked away. I felt bad.
I'll be real with you. I felt a little bit like, Okay,
maybe I could have gone and talk to him a
little bit, but I felt bad, like you could have
been like, hey, buddy, I'm right here, like if you
could go splash maybe where there's not anybody. I know
you may want to splash. It's fine, just make sure
you're not hurt getting it on anybody. I appreciate you, John,
(36:48):
you're on the air, John. Hey, how's it going, buddy. None.
I believe that he was right for telling the kids
something because of the parents. At first of all, the
parent doesn't have enough discipline to recognize their kids doing
something wrong to somebody else, then that person who the
kids doing wrong too should get told by the person,
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because once the parents sees it, the kid is doing
something to somebody else they're not supposed to be doing.
The parents to step up and say, oh, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean for my kid to do that, you know,
and then they need to discipline their kids in the
proper actions. Yeah, slippery slope, though, you just gotta be
carefuls real slippery. I feel like if that happened to
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me tables returned, I'd get a little hurt. I'd kind
of get a little sensitive and be like, well, whoa, whoa,
we don't talk to my kid. I'll discipline my kid.
But I know, what would you want another parents do?
Do you come to you and say, hey, you kid
keeps no. If they did that, I would understand it,
but at first I'd be a little but hurt, a
seet sensitive people can't talk to your kids just I'll
(37:51):
deal with my kids, not you. We're talking about our producer.
Eddie's at the pool with his kids and some other
kids keeps flashing him and it's like, hey, stop it,
and then parents calling, they go, we agree with you, Eddie. Well,
now some other ones they're starting to get to the phone.
Oh boy, Liz and Tampa. Good morning, Hi, good morning,
(38:13):
Thank you for calling. Would you like to add um
I had just like to say. This happened a couple
of weeks ago. My son and I we were at
the park and he was on this car. Anyways, this
other little kid wanted to get on the car when
he started beating up my son and I grabbed him.
I said hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? And anyway,
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so I grabbed him and I took him off, and
a little the sister saw and ran to the mom,
who was across the park on her phone not paying attention,
said you hit my brother. The mom comes up and said,
I heard you hit my son. I'm calling the cops
and I said yes, please do you know because I
didn't hit him and anyways, so she was cussing me out,
(38:54):
and so I didn't want to have that any of
that on my children, so we will last she took
a picture of my van. Anyways, an hour later, cops
come up and say, oh, well, we saw you on
video because the park I guess it's a video monitor
and said we saw you and you didn't do anything.
So it was just a big nightmare. Wow, good thing
(39:15):
that video I know, I know, I've never hit a kid,
you know, so dang. I see. That's the problem is
that somebody can say something and all of a sudden,
you're a kid hitter. Yes, that's you. Don't want to
be a kid hitter. Actually, if it's not your kid, yeah,
that's the trouble. Wow, Liz, thank you for the story. Okay, well,
(39:35):
thank you. You have a great day. You as I wouldn't.
Can you all say something else? What do you say
at the same time if my son or you know,
my kids are doing something wrong, I want somebody to say, hey,
please don't do that, you know. So yeah, well, thank
you very much, thank you, have a good day too.
Bye bye. So you don't the cops came. She's like,
column nang, here we go. Leslie Dinners, sixty four years old,
(40:01):
was arrested for running over a tenant with his tractor.
He's landlord. He told deputies that the woman and her
son were digging up his plants in his yard, so
he ran over the tenant with his tractor, broke her
hip like stopped digging up man. Earlier that day, Leslie
(40:23):
dinnis a contact of the sheriff's office to say Hey,
I'm evicting them, but they're digging up plants in the backyard.
They said, hey, get civil action, and Ben said he
ran him over the tractor. I feel about that. It's
not funny, yeah, he snapped. What do you use your
phone for the most? Texting? Women use it for texting
(40:43):
and Instagram. I would say those are my top two. Yeah,
me too. Don't call people on Twitter? What okay, guys,
Eddie and Lunchbox. What do you use your phones for
the most social media? Social media and call people? Men? You?
Is it for games and internet searches? I need a
(41:04):
game to play. Oh, I got plenty of games for you.
I know Eddie plays like Narcos on his phone. Narcos
Boom Beach, I have Golf Clash and then Candy Crushed.
Of course you gotta go with the original the o
g Wait, Bobby, when I'm trying to think, when you
when will you play these games? I get on airplane
sometimes and I'm just stuck in a seat. That's the
perfect time to play. So what do you do in
Narcos video game? You try to create your cartel and
(41:26):
make it better than everyone else. In the middle of
the night and try to attack you. So you gotta
build your base in the middle of the night and
your iPhone game they drug cartel. Yes, you gotta get
your sniper towers in the right place and everything. Do
you let your nine year old play? No, of course not,
that's how dumb. Yes, of course. You know what song
I played earlier? People are downloading like crazy? Is that
(41:47):
Brandon Ray song. It's called Ends of the yearth the
whole and you'll hear the vocals like, oh, that's Keith
Urban in the background, Like if you're listen for it,
you can really hear Keith. So I'll play it again.
(42:08):
It's from Brandon Ray. It's called Ends of the Earth.
Brand new music just came out today. You can download
this if you like it. Check it out. Ten thousand
miles on ground route hitch hag my Way through mexicoad
straight through twenty times on all long, just to feel
(42:29):
you bread, just see you smile, just to hold your
head for a little while, going to the ends of
the Earth, to the morning back like we're going. It's
wrapped around the girl. It's like all stations start playing
(42:52):
that long immediately I'm calling it. So that's Brandon Ray
called Ends of the Earth, which I think is fantastic.
Keith Urban thinks about grounds playing based on it too.
You hear that bone bones that Keith Urban too. This
is a jam. It's like two minutes and forty eight
seconds of just puter jam. I rest my case. Your
(43:13):
honor case has missed. I don't know what that means.
Yesterday we got sidetrack with the is William Nelson dead
news which he wasn't, But we meant to talk about
Eddie want to go get another job? Because Eddie has
found a job. He wants to have a side job.
You wanna tell him what it is? Oh? Yeah, guys,
(43:33):
this job is legit because he found it online and
he's like, hey, can I First he had asked permission,
like can I go and work a second job? Because
the hours here pretty demanding. So what's the job called? Yeah?
The title is office happiness Manager Okay, And this is
a real job and they're looking for someone to just
boost morale in the office. Really not not do work
or anything like you really it says, maybe purchase some
(43:56):
stuff for the company and do paperwork. Other than that,
it's too keep more out up, make people happy, maybe
tell jokes around the office, but keep productivity up, dude,
that is me. Will you tell you guys, tell me
right now that really you could do this show without me,
without me keeping you all happy. We did it, okay,
(44:17):
But the problem is here, This is the all problem
with this job. Unless you're doing the work and being happy,
I don't feel like you're a good influence like Amy
does her job and keeps everybody up. If you just
come in like a clown, I'm like, leave me alone.
You're not even doing the work we're doing. You're all happy,
Like Amy keeps morale up because Amy's working, and she
keeps morale up at the same time. Well, depends on
the time of the month, but okay, well, except for
(44:39):
like four days of the one, Amy works and keeps
everybody up. It's like leading by example more so than
just coming in. Eddie is a very positive person. Yeah.
The second matter, unless he's not doing the actual job
they're doing, everybody gets annoyed. What's to pay? I didn't say,
but I mean I could negotiate. I think Amy's more
qualified for that job than you. Oh yeah, Amy, Sure,
Amy's much Absolutely, you're a lot happier than him, and
(45:03):
you're a lot more productive. Well, maybe Amy can take
the job. You know, I'm good. Amy needs no more jobs.
I'm good. I'm good on the jobs. And I don't know, dude,
check us out. The mission is to keep our office
team happy. I would get so annoyed by me. Yeah,
I'd be telling jokes. Amy's husband's kept a letter in
(45:27):
his pocket for eleven years, so it sends wallet one
that she wrote to him when you guys start started dating. Yeah,
really pried. The paper hasn't like disintegrated shocked like when
I opened it up. It almost looks brand new. The
ink isn't even really that faded. I could read every word,
and man, I was along with it on paper. I
think that's the only note I've ever written them. I've
done cards, but I mean this is like a front
(45:49):
to back note, and I was like, Wow, that's impressive,
And man, I was totally You could tell I was
trying to like impress him. What did you write on
the letter with my funniness? I just trying to be
so clever. I don't know, I'm not gonna say everything
that I wrote it. I was definitely flirting on paper.
(46:11):
But one thing I had messed up on is. So
I was staying at this Air Force in because I
went to visit him and he lived somewhere and I
stayed in this like air force place you could stay in.
And I wrote on the air Force in paper. And
we had bought wine and I put it in my room.
Came with the freezer and I put it in the freezer.
And I realized in the letter that I had told
(46:31):
him I left the wine and the freezer, like that's
not good, Like when you leave alcohol and the freezer
can be really bad, right, I don't know, I don't know,
it can explode. See I told you you didn't tell
us any stories from it, like the worst story ever?
Did you find ten dollars at the end of it?
Or and then I found ten dollars? Fine. We had
seen swingers out that night when we were about Amy said, hey,
(46:56):
I think on her husband are swingers. And I was like,
what are you talking about? What? No, no, no, no, no,
or not. I was trying to avoid that with the
wine story, but it just didn't make sense to you all.
You had to be there. But great thought that I
wasn't playing. My husband and I were swingers, but we
were dating at the time. And we were at dinner
and there was some couples there that you could tell
we're on they were like in a swinging situation. So
(47:17):
you didn't watch the movie Swingers? No, I haven't seen it.
I don't know. I don't know, but I think, how
can you tell up there are couples in a swing
your situation? Well, that's what we had told ourselves in
our mind, and we were it was like a dinner conversation.
We're like, what is up with those four people over there?
Like what's happening? It was just definitely like there was
it was obvious swinging stuff. Crazy. I know, I dude,
(47:39):
he's doing that now, it's weird, you know guy right now?
Yeah you did too. I don't know that he's doing that.
I would write it down your flip year crap. That's
like two married people, one merry people and they just
it's just crazy. It's crazy to me. Man. Yeah, I
don't get it. I mean do okay? I mean yeah,
(48:02):
but it depends U. No, I mean I understand it.
I just don't think I could do it. I see it,
but I don't understand it. Get it. I understand what
you're saying. I just don't get it. Okay, I get it,
but I well wish that letter story but it went
(48:22):
somewhere better. Sorry. The point was it was it's romantic, right,
that's the point. You want to know what was in
the letter? And I messed up by telling you some
dumb wine story and then thought we were swingers. But
really the point is I'm not romantic and my husband
really isn't either. But when he busted that out, I
was like, you've had that in your wallet with you
and all your travels for eleven years. And he's like, yeah,
(48:44):
and I'm gonna keep it in there. And I was like,
that's gonna be super cute. And we're really old, and
you show that to our grandkids, I would get it
like laminated or something, because papers an't gonna last forever.
If you laminate it, you can't fold it up and
put in your wallet. Okay, whatever, what do I know?
You're Amy's pile of stories. So a recent survey from
USA Today asked readers travel photos they found to be
(49:06):
most annoying on social media of other people's. Yeah, like
things are just like overseeing, Like stop with the travel photos.
Let me think specific things that people are doing right, Okay,
you definitely if someone is on a trip, they I've
posted some of these for sure. Okay, is it on
where they take their fingers and do like the top
(49:28):
of a mountain or like a building or something. Yeah, okay,
So the example they use is holding up the leaning
Tower of Pisa or you know some monument related like
people wash monument. I touched that one with my finger.
I'm guilty. What else I would say? Annoying travel photos? Like,
I don't know. We'll give me another example. Well, they
(49:50):
say jumping, like where you like jump off and like
you're all it looks like you're like the way people
are haters, it's cool. I know how do they I
don't know how they're doing it? What else? Um? And
then well they say just anything with a selfie stick,
But I haven't really traveled with a selfie stick. Have
y'all more haters? Yeah? A lot of people just travel
(50:12):
and have fun or what else? Yeah? I live your life? Um?
Money fights. We talked about this all the time, and
I'm like, what, it's really that big of a deal.
I feel like, if you're fighting about money as a couple,
don't you get ahead of it? Should you get ahead
of it because of couples say they argue about money,
but that's the most argued about thing. But what do
you say about every fine, Like shouldn't you get ahead
(50:32):
of it? What do you mean by get ahead of it? Well,
the money one. If you know, like if someone saying
money is going to be an issue, that's something you're
going to fight about. Like how can you be proactive
to not fight about the money? And it's what you
choose to spend the money on and how you're not
saving wasting money? Is the art. They say that spending
habits are the problem in say their partner spends two months,
(50:53):
that's it. Do you and your wife fight about that
all the time all the time? And we find about
money all the time? Who spends what my wife spends?
All them I don't really spend anything other than like
golf and maybe some beer and gamble a little bit.
I mean, but gambling is no more than like twenty
dollars a week. I just have a hard time believing that,
Like you're playing like a nickel a game, you're always gambling.
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I played three dollar games that have a chance to
give me like millions, Oh my goodness of it, and
that's why you keep your money separate so you don't
fight over So what does she spend it on? Everything?
Everything with the kids clothes and know what I'm saying
is that's what she spends the money on. Some I'm like,
you can't buy them a toy every week or two
weeks and they get used to that habit. That's what happens.
(51:35):
It's that kind of stuff, not what they eat, Like
they need food, I get what more food for them?
What else? Okay? So I know a lot of people
going into the weekend, they might be drinking a little
bit more than they usually do, but been drinking on
the weekends adds a lot of calories to your life,
Like thirty three pounds of fat could be added to
(51:58):
your life. Do your life like those stories that are
like to your live or over the course of it
doesn't work that way. I know. I know you're going
to eventually burn them off, but it does like maybe
it'll register with some people like, oh, these are unhealthy calories.
So my body knows nothing to do with And if
I don't take care of myself over time, I will
get a beer belly. This story, to me is comfortable
(52:18):
and when they go seven to million hot dogs writing
in the year, and I'm like, so what do I
care about how many hot dogs are eating in a year?
And there are millions of people on this in this country.
So yeah, that story does nothing, okay, but that they're
just talking five beers Friday night, five beer Saturday nights,
a lot of beer, huh. Like okay, now that you're
(52:39):
talking to my language, like talking specific, okay, Like beer
is a very fattening thing. Yeah, okay, five of them
in a night out of alcohol, like beer is gonna
be you should go clear clear alcohol liquor, vodka. I
feel like, you know, like jack and coke, Like that's
that's bad because the coke is bad. Right, we're talking alcohol.
(53:00):
No one drinks like straight up whisker. I mean some
people do maybe five beers. I mean that's average. That's
like what I'm hidding. But that's like drinking five sodas. No,
it's not, no way, there's no sugar. I think Bobby's right. Yeah, yes,
but it converts to sugar. Yeah it does. So you're
telling me this is this is it, This could be
the root of mine. It's stored as fat. And then
(53:21):
you get on and you grab it me for putting
a picture of you on nine filter. You used the
filter you look fat, yes, and made you look skinny.
It's that filter that you have. It's not But I
will just say tip if you're looking to not put
on weight by drinking, do like vodka and lemon or
(53:41):
like that, or just drink a lot of water and
drink water after every glass of alcohol to stay hydrated.
Um tmz. In case anybody cares, it says officially that
Sean Spicer, if you were into that, has turned down
Dancing with the Stars. You know why, oh why? He
can't dance like he was up for it, but I
already he just can't dance. He's just signed a book.
(54:01):
Go oh yeah, I know. I'm excited about the book.
Comey signed a book you too. That's when we talked
about yesterday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two different people,
but I read about both. We only talked about the
comy one. I'll make a prediction. I will do Dancing
with the Stars in the next three years. Really, I
think so. It's been offered to me before and I
wasn't able to do it. I will do Dancing with
(54:22):
the Stars the next three year. I just want to
do it because I like to dance for no other
reasons that. I don't think I'm going to get any
sort of notoriety from that show. I mean, sure you'll
get some, but I have a pretty cool platform here.
I can talk to awesome listeners, millions of them. But
I think I'll do it. I think I'll accept it
the next few years. Would that look like for us? Nothing?
Same thing. I'll just do the show a few days
(54:42):
a week out there in a couple of days here.
If you like, lose so much weight, I can't lose
that much. I don't have You've got nothing to lose.
But I know somehow you always tend to and you're
dancing like twelve hours a day. First of all, this
is hypothetical. I just think in the next three years,
I'm worried about your health. Thank you very much. I'll
drink five beers equal it out. I hope everybody has
(55:07):
to go a weekend. We'll see you back here on Monday.
You can go to Bobby Bones dot com. Brandy Clark
came by. I performed and it was awesome as part
of Female Friday. I mean, she's so good. I hope
you go to Bobby Bones dot com and check it out.
Also the video for the Raging Idiots Chick fil A.
But it's Sunday is up. We're gonna go into a
couple of shows and I guess we'll catch you back
(55:28):
on Monday. Amy plans we have a double date on
Saturday night, me and my husband and another couple, and
then maybe more golf. I've been told you I've been
golfing with my husband. If my back is better, I
may take videos. I do go see my new chiropractor
today and if it's better, then I will upload some
footage of my swing lunch bugs. Oh you know, I
(55:51):
got date night with the wife tonight. I went ahead
Snyder some tickets to Faith and Tim, so I'm taking
it to the concert Snagger he took free, WinCE snagged him. Yeah,
let's just put it that way. Yeah, yes to romantic
over here. Yeah, we're going out. Eddie and I are
going to do some Raging Idiots in St. Louis and Madison.
So we'll see you uh in Missouri and Wisconsin. Then
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we'll come back Sunday and we'll be back Monday, and
to be it if we like it. Whenever we drive
the bus back, and there's like thousands of people waiting
for us, like after the football team wins the championship,
in the crowds waiting when the bus returns to town. Yeah,
but then never, it's never happened one. Where do we meet, y'all?
We don't know. It's never happened to that main station. Right,
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I'm waiting on this right yeah yeah, okay, yeah yeah yeah.
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