January 3, 2022 • 49 mins
Bobby reads off infamous cartoon catchphrase's as the studio guesses who said it. After 80 years, 2 men find out they were switched at birth and are not happy about it. The studio plays a game of country songs easy listening and crown the winner.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transplitting America. This is Alaska. Welcome back to another week.
Hello friends, I'm Bobby Morning Studio Morning. I'll give you
two celebrities. You tell me who costs more to get
a personalized video from Gamy. Okay, Dena Carter, singer of
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Strawberry Warren Memories the Job, or Janna Kramer I got
the she'll get. By the way, they're around the same price.
What do you think the price is? If pucks a
tawny phil is eighty bucks. I feel like Janna Kimmer
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is a lot going on. She would she could probably
charge a lot for you know, someone was an old
school Friday Night Lights fan. They'd be like, oh, oh,
ge Janna Cramer one Tree Hill, one Tree Hill. I
mean she's just done a lot, her podcast all that,
So I'll go Janna Kramer's So the winner is one
hundred and seventy five dollars and it's Dina Carter. Wow.
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Okay wow at one hundred and seventy five bucks, jan
has one fifty? Okay? Lee Bryce or Jake Owen about change?
I would think this would be such a simple one.
It's not. No, what is it really? Lee? Bryce h
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one hundred and ninety nine dollars and Jake is one fifty. Wow.
I would have bet my whole wallet on that, and
you'd be broken. How do they sorry? Who gauges the price?
The person? Person? Yeah, okay, so that's just the thing,
like no I did it. Yeah, but shocking to me.
Next up, Matt still I face, but I pray for
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you or Granger Smith. Granger's more because he's also two
people in one. Granger's price is eighty nine dollars. Matt
Stell is one hundred dollars. Wow, oh wow wow. Because
Granger could also be Earl Devil. You might have another
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one for Earl. Oh, and Earl might be all right?
All right, let's do a couple more here, Morgan Evans
times you gotta kiss. Somebody has a couple of hits,
also married to Kelsey Ballerini, who knows she may show
up on one with him or Travis Denning, but after
a safe the winner is fifty bucks Morgan Evans, Yeah, okay,
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barely fifty to forty bucks. Morgan Evans is the winner. There. Okay,
here's one. I'm gonna tell you. These two are both
at least two hundred dollars, so it's on the expensive side.
Lee and Rhymes or Sarah Evans. I'm gonna say Land
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Rhymes charges more. Lean Rhymes charges three hundred and thirty
three dollars. Sarah Evans is two hundred bucks. See if
you can guess just how much these other ones are. Okay,
if you're just playing that game, this is not how
much I would pay. By the way, it's just some guessing.
Someone's taking their hostility out on future social media users. No,
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I just trying to That's how I've been thinking the
situation from Jersey Shore. Oh, he probably charged Yeah, I
think he needs the money, so he might charge two
hundred three day. How about Lindsay Lohan oh Man three
fifty four hundred. It's good, good a low estimator there.
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Drew Brees, you paid this much it goes to charity.
But Drew Brees has a price of two fifty five
fifty Okay, I almost went five hundred, and he donates it.
How about these two are very close. Emmett Smith and
Troy yank Men are both around this number three hundred
seven hundred one TV right now. So that's that's wow.
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Good for them, But do they donate it? I don't
think so, who cares? I think Jake at least was
donated his to charity for a while. Still might be
that Lee, Bryce, Jake one really shook me. You can't
carry on. You guys can email us at any time
if you need advice. We're constantly looking through this email, Morgan.
What's the email? They can reach us mail bag at
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Bobby bones dot com. All right, let's open it up something. Hey, Bobby,
my name is William. So. My wife has been doing
dry January to stop drinking any alcohol the entire month.
She wants to cleanse two weeks and expects me to
do the same with her. But I don't want to. Now,
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Why should I have to stop drinking and go on
a cleanse If I don't have to lose any way
to want to, I'll work out four days a week.
I enjoy having a glass of wine or beer on
the weekends. I shouldn't have to suffer because my wife
likes to over eat during the holidays and drink every
night for two weeks. Shut fired, listen. I like to
be supportive, but I think asking me to do a
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cleanse and not drink for a month as too much.
What do you guys, think Amy, what's your opinion, Bobby,
what's your opinion? Signed William Amby. I'll let you fill
this one first. My opinion is that she absolutely should
not be asking you to join her on this. This
is her decision and you shouldn't be dragged into it.
I don't necessarily would have phrased all the things the
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way you did. Oh like, if she hears but you
are in the right and that you don't have to
join her, but you can do whatever you need to
do to be whatever encouragement she needs and during this time,
But no way can she drag you on her. Antics
agree that in principle that's the right thing, but his
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life's going to be miserable if he doesn't do something
to walk alongside her. Said he could encourage her, well,
but encouraging it, she's gonna be like, no, do it
with me. You first of all, you don't have to
do it, but you got to find ways to make
her think you're doing it. And if you don't want
to do it, don't do it. On the side, wait
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to like just deceive a little bit, yeah, a little bit, Okay, No, No,
nobody's hurting. This is a victim's crime. I'm all for
I'm all for a victim's crime, especially because listen, in
the house. If she's not happy, the whole house is
gonna be happy, right and happy wife. Yeah, but clearly
she's doing something that might make him miserable and then
he's not happy. What I would say, William, agree to it,
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but then don't don't do it. I completely disagree. I'm
being practical. I know you're but then she's gonna find out.
You're gonna find out, and then if she has to
be like, hey, I was trying to support you. I
just want doing it around. You know, it's only a
couple of weeks. How about have an honest conversation with
her about how you know, maybe you won't have to
do something like a clean good look if you stay
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moderate during like learn I'm trying to protect his life.
She's gonna find a bunch of beer bottles in the
garage and be like, oh man, here you go world
War two. Right, I would say, it's only a couple
of weeks. You say, hey, I'm happy to go. I
may not be perfect, but I'm happy to do this
with you, So don't drink. But really, he has no
intention of doing it with her. He shouldn't have to.
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He should get he should win on both sides. He
shouldn't have to do it with her, and also he
should still be able to live his own life. And
the only way to do that is to have this
victimost crime here. I'd like to have her on. I
want to hear from her. Well, he's not even on.
Well I know what I mean. I would just say,
you know what, babe, I'm gonna do this with till
you got it, and then sure you met your fingers
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across the whole time, under your pants of under your pants?
Where do you tell your lies? Or behind your back? Yeah,
we've got your Now was found the cloth. It's the
good News Countdown, counting down the biggest good news stories
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across the left. Welcome to the best Countdown on the radio.
It's all about good news. Let's go by. A grandmother
in La beat COVID after twenty days in the hospital.
So last month she went back and brought eight hundred
to mollies for the nurses, doctors and the other staff.
Of that's awesome, she said, took her five days to
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make them all. That's fantastic. Two random people in Missouri
pulled a driver from a burning truck and saved his life.
Not cops are trying to track him down to say thanks.
A guy who got on a video said the whole
thing was really inspiring to watch. That cab was already
on fire when they got there to try to help
that guy. Seeing something like that kind of checks your
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perspective pretty quick and lets you know what really matters
these people that run into fires, firefighters or people like
a burning truck that's crazy because I think it blow up.
That's hero stuff right there. Chick fil A opened a
new location in Michigan, but couldn't hold a big grand
opening like they usually do obviously, so instead they're giving
one hundred healthcare workers free food for a year. Nice
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because the deal was the first hundred people in would
get it for a year. Some people would be camped
out around the store. But I like what they pivoted to.
A family in Texas almost died in a fire because
three of them have COVID. It couldn't smell the smoke,
no way, crazy no, But a seventeen year old who's
not sick in the house smelled it and got everybody
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out of there. You don't even think about that eddie
you had COVID. Yeah, I would have never known. I
would have burned for sure. You needed your eyes to
see it. Yeah. Wow? Why? A doorbell cam video of
first grader named Ali Stroyer doing her Girl Scout cookie
sales pitch has gone viral. After Ali's video was shared online,
she smashed her own sales goal, selling six hundred boxes.
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Here's a clip of her pitch that was caught on
doorbell cam. Hi, Amory, would you bread to buy from Gustator?
What'd you here for the sister seminary? Or I'm I'm ercam,
I'm a gust from it to say I'm a girl Scadder?
Thank you? There you go, which reminds me there's a
very famous story of a boy selling chocolate candy bars
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in Central Texas and that kid now works on this
show and he still does his pitch about once a year.
So lunchbox take it away, man. I was a legend
back in the day, and I would stand out in
front of grocery stores. I'd knock on your door and
you'd answer, and I'd have that candy bar in my
hand and I'd be like, hello for our little League fundraiser.
This year, we're selling world finalist chocolate with almonds in
the middle, and I was wondering if you'd like to
buy any I sold so many and tell me that
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wouldn't get you when I hit the World Chocolate in
the middle, I mean those Handybars award. I don't like.
The almonds were big. They were big. I guess yeah.
The good News countdown. It's time for the good news.
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The staff at Saint Mark's Hospital in Salt Lake City
is celebrating a very special employee of the Month, but
trying to buy him a car. Michael Piper loves working there,
and his devotion to his job shows A New Year's
Day is very apparent now. He usually rides a bus
to work, but they weren't running on the holiday, so
he found alternative transportation. Instead of asking for a ride
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or calling and sick, he rode his bike to work.
By the way, it's cold, right it's New Year's It
was thirty seven miles each way in the freezing Utah winter.
Took him nearly four hours, and now his colleagues are
like man, he's like working in the COVID unit, cleaning
up to COVID rooms. So they set up a go
Find Me page to raise money to buy on the car.
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They're still working on it, but now they've got like
five six seven thousand dollars to go. He didn't ask
for it. That's the best thing. This guy is dedicated.
He rode his bike in winter in Utah. That is insane.
Good for you, Good for you, Michael Piper. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good, you
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know Donald Ducks catchphrase that I would assume. That's not
it whatever it was you said there. I was trying
to see if it would come to me if I
tried to sound like him. But it's not coming to me.
Here's Donald Ducks catchphrase. Oh boy, oh boy. Oh. So
what I'll do is, I'll give you the cartoon catchphrase.
Tell me which cartoon character said it? Okay, I'll say it.
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You guys write your answers down. Okay, here we go.
Number one, who said Yaba dabad Who said Yaba dabadu? Amy?
Fred Flintstone, lunchbox, Fred Flintstone, Eddie, Fred Flintstone. That's correct.
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I who said to infinity and beyond? What cartoon character
said to infinity and beyond? Amy? Buzz Lightyear. Correct, lunchbox,
buzz Lightyear. Yep, Eddie, that's buzz light ear Bones to
infinity and beyond good. Everybody's still rolling here. How about
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that's all, folks, that's all folks. Amy's in, I'm in,
Eddie's in, lunchbox is writing something down. That's all that
that that that that, that's all, folks. I'm really trying
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to sell it. No, I can picture the little thing,
little thing who said that's all folks. Lunchbox can go first,
So bast through the cat Amy bugs, Bunny, you're both wrong?
What Eddie? If you get this, you win. Wow. If
you don't, we go to the next question. Is it
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porky pig? It's porky pick Yeah, folks, you know we're
gonna do a points basis game. Everybody still in? Well,
how about this, I'm smarter than the average bear. What
cartoon character said, smarter than the aver Ridge bear? Amy,
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Yogi the bear? Lunch be Eddie, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yeah,
you won't get it, Yogi the bear. She gets that right,
Yogi the bear? Okay, sorry, all right? Who said this?
I have the power? Wow? What cartoon said? I have
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the power? Everybody in. Yeah, okay, Amy, Um Power Rangers,
no lunch box. I remind a lot of people this
guy he man, Eddie, he man, he managed right, all right?
Who said this egg excellent? Eggslet cartoon catch phrases said
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eggs sellent. You're saying it weird? Yeah? What egg excellent?
Am I saying it? We think? I think I think
you said it right perfectly, eggs, Amy, you sound scary
bus cat in the hat because egg eggs you've been drinking,
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drinking morning lunch box. Mister Burns, Yeah, mister Burns, Simpsons,
mister Burns, Eddie, mister bird. I know excellent, excellent. So okay,
all right, let's do one more. That's all I can stands.
I can't stands no more? What what? Maybe the person
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I've heard that it's harder to do the impression right
because I haven't heard it in years. Here I go.
That's all I can stands. I can't stand no more.
Oh I got nothing stands. That's all I can stands.
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Has the impression I have ideas? Not good? Mike, I'd
like a mic all right, Amy, road Runners lunchbox. Yeah,
that has to be Barney, No, Eddie, I have rent
from Renn and stimp. Okay, we're not gonna say who
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does play it like Cigar with the gun? What's his name? No,
it's no gay with a gun. It's Popeye. Oh it's Popeye.
There is I do know my cartoons. Yeah, you're pretty
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good at that one. I got sucked into this article
about dinosaurs A dinosaurs at Last Meal, and I'm like,
what what did they eat? A person mcclurry, I was
but spoiler spoiler alert, it was fern leaves and sticks.
What did they expect it was going to be in there? Yeah,
well I clicked that crap. One hundred and ten million
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year old dinosaurs stomach contents are revealed. It was fern
leaves and sticks. By the way, Edd, he name a
dinosaurs a real and util recently. Know how long ago
did you learn a dinosaurs? A couple of years ago
and you're forty one? What did you think dinosaurs were? That?
It was just a theory that signedist had. Signists had like, oh, yeah,
there are these big annal we found these big bones.
It could have been a big elephant kind of thing,
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but no, they're real. Well the dinosaurs last Meal again
was fern leaves and sticks. Aimy your last meal. They're
telling you, hey, it's un wrapped us up. What's your
final meal? I'm gonna have to go with a Chick
fil a spicy chicken sandwich with waffle fry, Chick fil
A sauce mixed with ketchup and an Oreo milkshake. Oh
you went all in? Huh, well that's my meal, Chicka said,
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just go to Chick fil a. Thought about cooking something,
but I always thought about on death throw and they
were like, last meal, I would just extend it out.
What do you mean, does it keep going eat until
you popped? Oh? Yeah, just go, go go. Mine would
be a chicken fried steak, My standard favorite meal. A
chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, white gravy, fried okra corn.
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I like corn on the cob, but taking off the
cob right before you eatn't. Yeah, that's the perfect corn
to do it. Eddie as a toss up between water
Burger and Pizza Hut, but Pizza Hut wins Pepperoni, mushroom
pan pizza, a large one too, lunchbox, chicken enchiladas with
some rice and beans, queso salsa, chips, margarita's, and cheesecake
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for a dessert, so Lunchbox went with Mexican food. Eddie
went with Italian food. Eddie's Mexican Lunchboxes. I'm white. Now
you say you're Mediterranean or something. No, I'm Bohemian, you're
iron well. I am part of Irish. My grandpa, my
mom's dad was from Ireland, my mom's mom was from Bohemian.
I'm Bohemian and Irish one one other one around the room.
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Your last song that you get to listen to. They're like,
all right, you gotta check out, but play a song, Amy,
what are you picking? George Straight Amarilla by Morning good,
good to go out there. I'm gonna take now because
so much the message, just like my favorite song. I
don't know. This is tough for me because I was
gonna stop this train from John Mayer. But it's about
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getting older. But at that point I'm old. It doesn't
matter anymore, or I would do. But I'm gonna do
if tomorrow never comes to Garth Brooks says, Tomorro ain't coming.
It's a good one, oh poor, and I love this
about you know what's coming? Well, tomorrow ain't coming in
row never they are you crying? While you're listening to
this right now, No, when you're right before you're gonna
about to go, Because it depends on the situation. Wow,
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Like if I'm gonna if I'm on a rocket going
to blow up a media coming to earth and I'm
saving the earth, then you're not crying. I always this
whole segment, I've been picturing us on death row. Oh
you've had pictured me at ninety nine years old. A
go on, hey, it's had a great life. No, I
mean maybe that's foreshadow you pictured you a death row.
Oh yeah, we're bad people. Man. You know That's what
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I associate last meal with is Oh, I just not like, hey,
you're about to go. This is like, oh, I'm not
a pathetical. I was already walking towards the chair brother
nursing home. Man, that's interesting. Eddie final song. I'm gonna
have to go, Willie Angels flying too close to the ground,
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and I'm probably gonna be crying. This is going all
my haters out there that I've had all my life.
Toby Keith, how do you like me? Now? Do you
do a middle finger as you're absolutely yeah, I'm sort
of like doctor Evans my high school teacher. He told me, man,
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I'd really like to be a fly on the first
college classroom you walk into, like basically saying I wasn't
gonna make it in college. I mean what, doctor Evans,
But you didn't graduate college. But I did go to college.
But his point, why do you want to make it
in college not life? You didn't make it in college.
I survived college. I mean I made it, but you
didn't make eat it. I didn't make the well, I
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made it all the way across the stage. You quit
one class short of graduating. Correct. But before I go out,
I'm all, everybody, know, how do you like me? Now?
Right there? He is, all right, make it very much.
You're Amy's pile of stories. So Carson Daley and his
wife are sleep divorced, which we've talked about before here
on the show. But they're doing it and it's really
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really working for them. And this means they sleep and
separate bedrooms. But how it started was simply because she
was pregnant with their fourth child and they needed to
separate simply for that. But then after she gave birth,
they stayed separated because it was working so well for them,
and Carson says that sleep is important. You're going to
be a better person if you're rested, which can help
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your relationship, and their relationship has been better for it. Well.
I think the word sleep divorce. It sounds negative, bad
taste in your mouth. How about like sleep well being?
We're taking it. If you were to just say it differently,
I think people would respond to it better because if
your partner snores and you don't sleep, you're not healthy.
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You know. It's a thing. Yeah, and I kick. My
husband doesn't snore too bad, but when he does, I
have this annoying habit of just kicking him until he stops,
and then that wakes you're doing? I know? I try
to tell him sometimes I don't even know him kicking
you do? What would we call it though? If we're
not gonna say sleep, we call it like a sleep growth?
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Sleep well? Oh yeah, you know something positive. Kaylin's great
because she sleeps through anything. I sleep with the TV on.
It goes off the middle of the night now because
Netflix goes Are you sure? And then it shuts itself off,
so it doesn't matter. I think I may be the
annoying one more so than she is. All right, what
else you got? Well? Former bachelorette Hannah Brown. She saved
a man from drowning. She was whitewater rafting with her
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family and a man got pulled up by a current.
His raf flit and she was part of the rescue team.
And the man's girlfriend posted about it on Twitter saying,
how fun Hannah Brown saved my boyfriend from drowning in
the river today. So she did. But the girlfriend also
wrote something in her tweet about how she didn't know
it was Hannah Brown. But Hannah Brown's mom told them, oh,
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this is my daughter. She won Dancy with the Stars
and was on the Bachelor handa Brown could do some
good press about Now that's weird. Yeah, maybe her mom
was like, who put this on Twitter? She saved his life?
All right? Yeah, I mean that's my pile. That was
Amy's Kyle of stories. It's time for the good news.
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So there's this ninety one year old man named Jean,
and he lives across the street from a daycare, but
he has dementia, so he ends up walking across the
street every day to introduce himself to the teacher that
works at the daycare and hangs out with all the
students every day for about an hour. Here's a clip
from the news. How are you doing? Oh good? Megan says,
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it's almost like an instinct. We always tell the kids
that his brain is kind of sick, but his heart
always remembers us. Dementia can rob so much, but apparently
acceptance and compassion what's your best ways are unforgettable. Yeah,
So for about an hour every afternoon, Jean gets to
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enjoy his time with the children and they just all
act like, hey, yeah, we all just met today. Hey
let's hang. That's touching days. And good for the school
for letting him do that. Yeah, good for him because
every day he's like the same great guy. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good over
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to Amy with the morning Corny, Morning Corny. What did
the proton say to the electron? What the proton say
to the electron? Stop being so negative? That was the
morning Corny. And by the way, you guys can call
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us if you want at any time, even if it's
nine pm. Leave a message on the voicemail eight seven
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let us know what segments you like, or if you
have a question for the show leave it up there.
These two guys say they were switched at birth in
West Virginia eighty years ago. As the DNA test showed
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they match with each other's families. And then I wonder,
do you even want to know your ad Do you
even want to know that your life was rock so
long ago? I guess. John William Carr the Third and
Jackie Lee Spencer are suing the Diocese of Wheeling Charleston,
alleging negligence and breach of duty by Saint Joseph Hospital.
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They were both born on the same day, August twenty ninth,
nineteen forty two. The men's lawsuit claims hospital staff sent
them home with each other's parents. Eric came to light
last year, it's crazy they're both alive too, right, And
how did it come to light? Well, Spencer, who had
been searching for his birth father, took a DNA test
show and he wasn't related to anyone in his own family.
Testing showed he was actually related to Carr's family. So
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then Carr was like, h all right, let me take
a little test here, and he was related to the
family that raised Spencer. Dang as they figured it out,
are any of the parents still alive though too, even
I don't know. Yeah, I mean Nora the doctor or nurses,
So that is ratty easy. Would you want to know
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you're eighty years old. Let's just say you know you
had a pretty good, normal life. If I did, then
I'm okay with knowing a little because they're even they're
not alive either, to go meet either, exactly right. I
would just feel really bad if, like, say, I started
having conversations with the other guy that had the life
I was supposed to have and he had a really
really hard life. I'd feel so bad because I'd be like,
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that was supposed to be me, and you had a
hard life and I had a great life. That would suck.
That's funny that that's where your mind goes, because mine goes.
I get really mad, think I'm having a great life
and I was over there sucking. Yeah yeah, so the
same yeah vice versa. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to know.
But they're gonna make some money off the hospital. But again,
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but eighty years ago, who knows. I just figured babies
are just getting thrown into people's hands, all right, Next up,
grab baby, thought to him. Okay, so the Pilgrim's basically,
what about now? So at eighty you don't want to know,
But at forty do you want to know? Yeah? Oh yeah,
well yes, yes, for genetic reasons for your health. I'm
dealing with this right now with a bunch of health issues.
I don't know because my mom's not alive, she passed
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way in her forties. I don't know my biological father.
I don't my grandfather was. I don't know anybody either
my grandfather's so I don't know anything genetic that happened
to me. But I think most people at my age
still have people alive above them. So yes, I would
want to know now for that reason. At eighty, your
check's been written, you've lived your life. Yes, because maybe
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I still have a chance to meet some grandkids or something.
That's a good point. Yeah, but what if Yeah, I
want to know no matter what. I don't know. What
if you lose your grandkids? Would I lose them over this?
Because then you're like, you're not my real papa. He like, no,
it doesn't matter. I am your papa. But I guess what,
you got a bonus papa herb come on in. Yeah,
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Like I want to know, Yeah, for sure. I did
you ever have a friend back in the day, or heck,
maybe your husband does this now. It just wants to
fight if something goes wrong. I've never dated fight guy.
I mean, maybe E when I was sixteen one of
the yeah, but I don't even know if he was
fight guy or just being a teenage kid. But nobody
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in my life currently is fight guy. Like you've never
been at a bar and somebody steps on somebody's shoe
and next thing you know, it's a come on no.
And I'm not attracted to fight guy like. I want
you to be able to control yourself. They say men
with a fragile sense of masculinity are way more likely
to act aggressively to prove their manliness. That makes sense.
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So the guy that always wants to fight is fighting
to prove that he's a man, and the guy that
doesn't need to fight isn't is a big man as
he's a big man. I'm not gonna fight the guy
that runs away, the guy that cries and grabs another
man to stand in front of him. That's the guy
you want to be with, lunchbox, Are you fight guy?
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I'm not a fight guy, but I think women like
fight guy, Like, if you are gonna if your woman
is in trouble, they want to see you step up
and fight. They want to see someone that is brave.
And I mean, if we need to, we can fight.
But I mean, no one really wants to fight me
because they know. I think that's the difference in if
somebody's hurting your girl. No, no, no, Let's say there's
(30:18):
some guy knocks your girls drink out of the hand
and doesn't say sorry or excuse me. You gotta say
something to the guy or else your girl's gonna look
at you bad, and you gotta let your girl know. Hey,
I'm not gonna let people treat you like that. If
you're at a bar and a guy accidentally bumps into
your wife and knocks our drink out of her hand,
it keeps walking, what do you do? You Grabham, say hey,
you're gonna come back and apologize, or we're gonna grab
(30:38):
him anybody you grab him? Yep, where do you grab him? Graham,
by the shoulder, the arm, whatever, You just hey, excuse me,
you just knocked the drink out of her hand, and
you're gonna go back and apologize, And they're gonna saying
that you should and say, hey, would you mind apologizing?
But Lench, I think you're having anybody? Yeah, I mean
you're you're already picturing that. The guy's gone, like he's
already walked away, and lunch walks in out of his
(31:00):
way and go grab hims a come back and apologize
to her. And then also, since this is radio and
some people might not know exactly what Lunchbox looks like,
I just like to clarify that. A second ago Lunchbox said, well,
you know, people see me, they know like they know
what like, like they're not going to fight him because
of what they see. But Lunchbox isn't as big as
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he sounds. He's like a like a guy like jaggy hair.
Like it's not what you're expecting because I know some
people picture like big. He got a big voice, a
big guy. Where would you rank us on the show
with all the guys here on the show, who you'd
want to fight least? Like, it's probably the toughest in
(31:42):
a fight to the person that's the whimpiest. Okay, I
don't want to fight Screwba he's first, yes, hey, go ahead.
Then I don't want to fight Ray because he's scrappy,
I think, and like, well, I don't know, he works
out all the time. Then I don't want to fight Bobby.
Then I don't want to fight Amy. You have lost
(32:06):
your darned mind. It's wrong with you. You have lost
your darn mind. Then I don't want to fight Eddie.
Oh wow. And then I don't want to fight lunch
bo Actually, like you do want to fight lunch boxes?
It is but I'm saying, no one, if you had
to pick, you'd fight him first. Oh yes, so that's
what I mean. Yeah, Like it's like, wow, yeah, probably
(32:27):
my best odds are against him. You need to put
some respect on my name. Okay, okay, how does that
make you Feelunchbogs? I mean, listen, I'm not worried about her.
Girls like her, that's the one. I'm not what I'm
worried about, you know what I'm saying? No, what is
he saying? When's the last time you've been in a fight,
lunch Box? It's been a long time, been a long time.
(32:48):
But there's been times at the bar when he gets
real close and they're like, oh, you know what, it's
probably a bad idea, and they back down. Oh, they
back down, you don't, yeah, or someone diffuses the situation,
steps in between, things like that. But that's the problem
when you're a celebrity and you got to bars, some
people want to pick at you just because you're a celeb.
Do you remember when Morgan number two was boxing as
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she said she'd box lunchbox? Yes, he said no, he
said he wasn't he wouldn't do it. Yeah, correct, still
won't one because she's a woman. That's true. I mean,
I mean that's true. That's true. Who would you rather
fight Morgan number two or lunchbox? Oh, lunch box. Let's
set it up. Let's go at Morgan. Yeah. Hey, she
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talks a big game. Let's do it to talk a
big game at lunch box. Right, she didn't. Also, i'm
a woman, Hey, but you're talking trash. Let's go, let's go.
It's time for the good news lunch box. In September
(33:54):
twenty nineteen, Rob Sparks was having a tough time chasing
his two little kids around. He gets on the scale
and he's like, wow, I weighed four hundred and forty
one pounds. This six thousand calories a day not gonna
cut it. So he starts eating healthier. Then in March
of twenty twenty he starts running and now he has
lost two hund twenty eight pounds. He ran his first
(34:17):
marathon in December, and he has signed up for four
more this year, and he's gonna try to train for
an ultra marathon, which is a fifty mile race. Wow,
that's crazy, and it just sounds like he made small
steps to accomplish something. Small steps. Started eating healthy and
then he did that for like five months. Then in
March had to you know, eating healthy, he started running.
That's that's great. That's that's what it's all about. Right there.
(34:38):
That was tell me something good. I'm gonna play you
the easy listening version of a country song, you know,
like elevator music or dentist's music. All you have to
do is name the song. For example, this is Jaco
and Barefoot Blue ge Night, but easy listening and then
(35:01):
slow down. We would live in rock. Yeah, so that's
easy listening. Like if you're hearing that song in the
dentist chair, that's the Verdon you would hear. Although I
do like it, I gotta say, because I went to
the dentist a few months ago and they were like, hey,
pick at the station you want, like pick your your
I Heart radio channel, and you just pick a channel
(35:22):
in the music place, so you get to pick your own. Although,
what if you go like gangster rap with all that words,
all the moms with kids like, oh my god, well
you go to headphone. Okay, okay, here we go. Name
the easy listening country song. Here we go. How you
(35:51):
guys feel about that? Oh? Great, Eddie in I'm in
many five seconds. There you go, watch box, I got
sam Hunt house party, Amy Bones, Yeah, Eddie do is
(36:12):
it called the bones? Yeah? I just have bones. Is
that okay? No, No, I guess that's a big part
of the top. The bones are good, the bones, Raymond,
don't play the slow version again real quick. Let's hear
it this again. And the bones are good. The fish don't.
Oh no, sorry sticking allrre we go, All right, next one.
(36:59):
There you go. That's easy listening version. What country song
is that? Lunchbox five hundred hours? Nope? What Amy? Ten
thousand hours? Corrected ten thousand hours. He named this country
(37:19):
song easy listening. M All right, there you go, Yeah, lunchbox, potpoon,
(37:44):
motor boat. And let's go. What's the name of the song.
It's called pontoon, but I he goes motor boating Eddie. Yeah,
I have Pontoon, Amy, Pontoon. All right, we have two
more if you can name this one easy listen, Oh
(38:27):
my gosh, what is the name of his song? Alright?
Five seconds? Lunch bikes, little ozas, back road, back road, Eddie,
old town Road, Amy, old town Road. Yeah, take my
old town one more. He's gonna lose this one. Yeah
(38:48):
Aamy's up one on you, Eddie? All right, name this
country song? Oh god, ed If you get this right,
you're still in the game. You go first. The only
thing I can really mess me up is the title.
(39:09):
I mess up titles all the time. Ahead, I hope
I had this right. What hurts the most? That's correct? Okay?
Right as right now you're tied with Amy. Alight, lunchbox.
You can't win, but just for fun, what do you have? Oh? Yeah,
I got what hurts the most? All right? Whoa Amy
for the win? What do you have? What hurts the most?
What do you have? You stuttered? Let me see what
(39:32):
you wrote, show up to me. Give him the favorite?
What hurts the most? Yeah? She gets When you were
being a little suspicious does where he acts like he
didn't get it, then he got it. Well you did win,
nice ed you lost because of ad Yeah, because of
the three letter words. That's tough. Edie got a little
(39:56):
upset with me. I'm gonna talk about that. Yeah, Yeah,
because you continue to lie to me. That's why. Wait,
I don't. I don't lie to him. No, he does
lie to me. Amy. What about time? Well, do you
remember Amy, when like he would lie to us and
say like, oh, the start time is one o'clock and
we get there and it didn't start to like two
(40:16):
because we're always late. You did that to me. It's
been a long time. If he did that to me,
I wasn't aware of Yeah, bones, the last time I
was late, dude was like three four years ago. And
why do you think that is? Honestly, why do you
think you're on time now all the time? You? Okay,
you welcome, now continue on with the story. Yeause, I
do I have some fault here? We go ahead, Well
(40:37):
we're this when we're gonna go fishing. He's like, hey,
we're gonna get there at this time, all right, So
meet us there and it's a dock that's far away
from like eleven after the show. Okay, it's far away.
I gotta go pick up my wife, make sure the
babysitter is good, and then we're gonna go to the dock.
We get there and I'm rushing because the babysitter's late.
Oh my gosh, my My wife's like, why are you
driving so fast. I'm like, I cannot be late. We
(40:57):
cannot be late to this, Like we cannot. Bobby, he
doesn't like it. When we're late, you will, he say,
we'll leave you. He said that in the text. It's
such an awesome friendship. So we get there right there
isn't a soul in sight, and I text him like,
where are you? Like it sounds like he's still in
Oh man, I'm eating something like what what do you
(41:18):
mean eating? We're supposed to be here at this time.
He's like, oh no, they I guess I gave you
the wrong time. I'm like, did you do not have
to do that anymore? You know, I'm glad you brought
this up, because I do think we've graduated from me
not doing that anymore. I apologize and then and then
you know, the lady those babi sitting, she's a nice lady.
(41:39):
But she's late sometimes. And I snapped at her because
I was like, I cannot be late. Okay, but tell
Amy why you shouldn't have snapped at her because it
was free and she was doing it for to be nice.
Baby sit for free, Eddie snapped his babysitter. Eddie, Well,
it can't be late, Amy, you can't be late. This
is what I'm gonna say here. What did you say?
How did you snap her? I just said, hey, what
time do we tell you to be here? Yeah? And
(42:02):
then what she say? And she said, I know I
told you this time. I'm sorry, you know, like, but
I'm just I just you know, there's a lot going on.
I had to take the dog out. He wouldn't go
to the bathroom, and I'm like, okay, well we've both
learned something here. Wow. Mostly I won't handle you like
someone who's been late. Thank you. Okay, but I think
you've graduated be on that. I'm just gonna tell you
the real time for now one. Thank you. Do you
at least understand the why I would do that? Yes, okay,
(42:24):
I'm not doing that anymore. You have my word. But Amy,
when I told him what I did to the babysitter.
He said, I'm kind of proud of you for that,
because it is not nice to be late, even though
it's free. She did say she'd be there. It is true. Yeah, yeah,
she's yeah. Do you ever pay her? No? I didn't
pare she watches four kids for free. It's no. Yeah,
she's very nice. You don't even tip her? M should
(42:46):
I tip her? I'm so confused. She's just a very
nice person. She's a very nice person. He wants her,
and he's like, well, how don't we get in touch
with this very nice person. She's a friend of the family.
We met her through mutual friends, and she's just very nice.
She wants to do it to help. Let's be on time.
And I was saying, and Edie, let's be on time,
and you were so babysitter. I'd be like, fine, I
find somebody you want to pay to get her. I'm
(43:07):
trying to help you out watch your kids for you
for Why don't we both learn I'll go first. Yes,
I now am considering you normal. You're not late anymore.
Thank you. I will treat you like a grown adult.
Thank you. Now, what did you learn that I'm always
on time? Now? And I atended to be on time.
You had to learn about your babysitter. I did to
be kind. I appreciate be kind. I appreciate that she's
(43:28):
doing it for free, and every and everybody really start
being on time. Right, it's frustrating, right it is, dude,
now that I'm on your side of it, like it's frustrating.
I don't know. Is there like a gift card or
like a like flowers, or like a in general, or
that you could do for her, especially if she always
does it for free? Like how about how about next
time we ask and she's on time, I give her
(43:49):
the gift card? Boom, hold it above her head. If
you're on time, you get to treat. Right. If she's late,
I just hold him. I was going to give you this,
but not anymore. Okay, we're all twelve years old. It's
so weird. Amy, You're like the nicest, kindest, most giving
person I've ever known, Yet you now have this rage
(44:10):
inside of you that you can't explain or you just
want to slam things against walls. Did you think it's
something deep rooted or do you think it's new with
you adopting your kids? Oh? I think I'm dealing with
some stuff and I don't know how to I think
some of it is hormones mixed with not knowing how
(44:31):
to handle some stuff that's going on, like new hormones.
I have stuffed hormones, stuff changing my body. That's weird.
So I think some of it is hormonal, but it
is a combination of me not processing some of my
emotions properly. So do you have a new or my stress?
(44:56):
Do you have a new found empathy for people that
do things in rage? Now? Hmm, interesting because I wouldn't
want to use Well, it depends on what their rage
causes them to do, because I I don't ever want
to hurt anybody. So no, I don't have empathy for
somebody that uses their rage in that way. But yeah,
(45:17):
if they want to throw a water bottle across the room,
like smash a car, No, I don't want to hurt anybody.
I mean, I guess they could smash it as long
as nobody gets hurt their own car. You're like, Oh,
I get it. I No, I don't. I don't think
I have. I don't want to smash my car. The
only thing I'm telling you I want to do or
that I have done is throw a water bottle. I
(45:38):
want to throw the fruit bowl, slam stuff, slam the
milk down on the counter, like really hard and yell
and what is your therapist? Because you're going to therapist, right, yeah?
What do they say? Well? She thinks some Well, and
then sometimes I just can't let it go. So I
picture myself doing the action, and then I'm like, oh,
(45:58):
that feels so good, but I don't have control, so
I don't do it again. Nobody would be harmed. But
I still resist the action because I don't feel like
it's right anyways, Like I need to get control and so,
but then I have trouble letting it go, and I'm
still stressed and worked up and feeling anxious and having
all these different feelings. So she has told me when
(46:19):
I need to reset like that, I I may need
to dunk my face in ice water. Have you tried
that yet? No? I haven't yet. It's just but it's
part of my assignment. No, no, no. If I see
you over there in your heads in a bucket of water,
I'm like, oh, boys, but I promise you, if you
(46:40):
were to see it, you would think because I even
think I'm not joking. I think who am I right now?
Or you would be wondering who is this person? Well,
sometimes that you said you have rage, now that comes
I sit next to you and wonder, Oh boy, it's
not like you to start stabbing with it. No, no,
I don't ever stop. Don't put me in that category.
(47:01):
I don't ever want to hurt anybody. I just have
in like a extreme desire to quash a ball and
then throw it against the walls. My husband and I
were having an argument one day, and that's when I
threw the water bottle at him, and it was awesome. No,
I threw it across the room. All right, if you
ever get rage filled in here, just wiggle your ear
(47:23):
and I'll just shut it down. It doesn't I don't.
I can't predictive. I'll let you know. For some reason,
you hear the imaging just slam in the middle of
a segment, you know, Amy wiggled or ear and we
had to end the segment early. Okay, I hope I'm
not alone in this. Yeah, sorry day. This story comes
us from Albuquerque, New Mexico. A man went through the
(47:46):
drive through at McDonald's ordered something. He pulled out and
He's like, man, my order is wrong. So he pulled
back around said hey, you gave me the wrong order.
Then he pulled out a gun and said you need
to fix it. Oh. They called police. Police arrived, he
took off high speed chair. Helicopter involved. All because you
got two hamburgers instead of two cheeseburgers. And when the
helicopter is following you, you know you're done. You're it's
(48:09):
like a gun versus a knife? Or do you even
think that the helicopter is for you? But absolute rest
as you're here, you know it's for you, right, I
don't know, Oh you mean for a while you just
think it's a random helicopter. Okay, great, somebody got hurt
in a car accident. Oh no, that's getting closer. And
who pulls a gun over a bad order at McDonald's
or that's where it was, right yep, and you go
to heavy jail for that obviously. All right, I'm lunchbox.
(48:30):
That's your bone head story of the day. You know,
I doing the waters now, so I put these red
tablets in them for what do they have? Like vitamins? Right? Oh? Electrolytes? Yeah,
thank you. But now, because I'm not that regular. For
some reason, I put every up. Two out of three
days I put a cup of meta musil in the water. Oh,
(48:50):
a cup to help you go? You don't put a cup? Well,
I put the cup they have on the bottle, Okay,
not a one cup, and then on top of the bottle. Right,
it's a big lid and it goes filled to this line.
So two out of three days in a row, I
fill it up and have a water with meta musil.
That means I'm still. That still means I'm young and cool. Right, No,
it doesn't. So do you need it? Are you just
kind of doing it for fun? It ain't fun. I
(49:14):
need it? Wow, time marches on? Maybe true? Man, Sorry
about that. We're out. Have a great day, friends. We
will see you tomorrow. Get your bonho
Transplitting America. This is Alaska. Welcome back to another week.
Hello friends, I'm Bobby Morning Studio Morning. I'll give you
two celebrities. You tell me who costs more to get
a personalized video from Gamy. Okay, Dena Carter, singer of
(00:26):
Strawberry Warren Memories the Job, or Janna Kramer I got
the she'll get. By the way, they're around the same price.
What do you think the price is? If pucks a
tawny phil is eighty bucks. I feel like Janna Kimmer
(00:52):
is a lot going on. She would she could probably
charge a lot for you know, someone was an old
school Friday Night Lights fan. They'd be like, oh, oh,
ge Janna Cramer one Tree Hill, one Tree Hill. I
mean she's just done a lot, her podcast all that,
So I'll go Janna Kramer's So the winner is one
hundred and seventy five dollars and it's Dina Carter. Wow.
(01:12):
Okay wow at one hundred and seventy five bucks, jan
has one fifty? Okay? Lee Bryce or Jake Owen about change?
I would think this would be such a simple one.
It's not. No, what is it really? Lee? Bryce h
(01:32):
one hundred and ninety nine dollars and Jake is one fifty. Wow.
I would have bet my whole wallet on that, and
you'd be broken. How do they sorry? Who gauges the price?
The person? Person? Yeah, okay, so that's just the thing,
like no I did it. Yeah, but shocking to me.
Next up, Matt still I face, but I pray for
(01:58):
you or Granger Smith. Granger's more because he's also two
people in one. Granger's price is eighty nine dollars. Matt
Stell is one hundred dollars. Wow, oh wow wow. Because
Granger could also be Earl Devil. You might have another
(02:20):
one for Earl. Oh, and Earl might be all right?
All right, let's do a couple more here, Morgan Evans
times you gotta kiss. Somebody has a couple of hits,
also married to Kelsey Ballerini, who knows she may show
up on one with him or Travis Denning, but after
a safe the winner is fifty bucks Morgan Evans, Yeah, okay,
(02:50):
barely fifty to forty bucks. Morgan Evans is the winner. There. Okay,
here's one. I'm gonna tell you. These two are both
at least two hundred dollars, so it's on the expensive side.
Lee and Rhymes or Sarah Evans. I'm gonna say Land
(03:13):
Rhymes charges more. Lean Rhymes charges three hundred and thirty
three dollars. Sarah Evans is two hundred bucks. See if
you can guess just how much these other ones are. Okay,
if you're just playing that game, this is not how
much I would pay. By the way, it's just some guessing.
Someone's taking their hostility out on future social media users. No,
(03:33):
I just trying to That's how I've been thinking the
situation from Jersey Shore. Oh, he probably charged Yeah, I
think he needs the money, so he might charge two
hundred three day. How about Lindsay Lohan oh Man three
fifty four hundred. It's good, good a low estimator there.
(03:54):
Drew Brees, you paid this much it goes to charity.
But Drew Brees has a price of two fifty five
fifty Okay, I almost went five hundred, and he donates it.
How about these two are very close. Emmett Smith and
Troy yank Men are both around this number three hundred
seven hundred one TV right now. So that's that's wow.
(04:20):
Good for them, But do they donate it? I don't
think so, who cares? I think Jake at least was
donated his to charity for a while. Still might be
that Lee, Bryce, Jake one really shook me. You can't
carry on. You guys can email us at any time
if you need advice. We're constantly looking through this email, Morgan.
What's the email? They can reach us mail bag at
(04:42):
Bobby bones dot com. All right, let's open it up something. Hey, Bobby,
my name is William. So. My wife has been doing
dry January to stop drinking any alcohol the entire month.
She wants to cleanse two weeks and expects me to
do the same with her. But I don't want to. Now,
(05:04):
Why should I have to stop drinking and go on
a cleanse If I don't have to lose any way
to want to, I'll work out four days a week.
I enjoy having a glass of wine or beer on
the weekends. I shouldn't have to suffer because my wife
likes to over eat during the holidays and drink every
night for two weeks. Shut fired, listen. I like to
be supportive, but I think asking me to do a
(05:26):
cleanse and not drink for a month as too much.
What do you guys, think Amy, what's your opinion, Bobby,
what's your opinion? Signed William Amby. I'll let you fill
this one first. My opinion is that she absolutely should
not be asking you to join her on this. This
is her decision and you shouldn't be dragged into it.
I don't necessarily would have phrased all the things the
(05:47):
way you did. Oh like, if she hears but you
are in the right and that you don't have to
join her, but you can do whatever you need to
do to be whatever encouragement she needs and during this time,
But no way can she drag you on her. Antics
agree that in principle that's the right thing, but his
(06:09):
life's going to be miserable if he doesn't do something
to walk alongside her. Said he could encourage her, well,
but encouraging it, she's gonna be like, no, do it
with me. You first of all, you don't have to
do it, but you got to find ways to make
her think you're doing it. And if you don't want
to do it, don't do it. On the side, wait
(06:30):
to like just deceive a little bit, yeah, a little bit, Okay, No, No,
nobody's hurting. This is a victim's crime. I'm all for
I'm all for a victim's crime, especially because listen, in
the house. If she's not happy, the whole house is
gonna be happy, right and happy wife. Yeah, but clearly
she's doing something that might make him miserable and then
he's not happy. What I would say, William, agree to it,
(06:52):
but then don't don't do it. I completely disagree. I'm
being practical. I know you're but then she's gonna find out.
You're gonna find out, and then if she has to
be like, hey, I was trying to support you. I
just want doing it around. You know, it's only a
couple of weeks. How about have an honest conversation with
her about how you know, maybe you won't have to
do something like a clean good look if you stay
(07:15):
moderate during like learn I'm trying to protect his life.
She's gonna find a bunch of beer bottles in the
garage and be like, oh man, here you go world
War two. Right, I would say, it's only a couple
of weeks. You say, hey, I'm happy to go. I
may not be perfect, but I'm happy to do this
with you, So don't drink. But really, he has no
intention of doing it with her. He shouldn't have to.
(07:38):
He should get he should win on both sides. He
shouldn't have to do it with her, and also he
should still be able to live his own life. And
the only way to do that is to have this
victimost crime here. I'd like to have her on. I
want to hear from her. Well, he's not even on.
Well I know what I mean. I would just say,
you know what, babe, I'm gonna do this with till
you got it, and then sure you met your fingers
(08:01):
across the whole time, under your pants of under your pants?
Where do you tell your lies? Or behind your back? Yeah,
we've got your Now was found the cloth. It's the
good News Countdown, counting down the biggest good news stories
(08:25):
across the left. Welcome to the best Countdown on the radio.
It's all about good news. Let's go by. A grandmother
in La beat COVID after twenty days in the hospital.
So last month she went back and brought eight hundred
to mollies for the nurses, doctors and the other staff.
Of that's awesome, she said, took her five days to
(08:47):
make them all. That's fantastic. Two random people in Missouri
pulled a driver from a burning truck and saved his life.
Not cops are trying to track him down to say thanks.
A guy who got on a video said the whole
thing was really inspiring to watch. That cab was already
on fire when they got there to try to help
that guy. Seeing something like that kind of checks your
(09:07):
perspective pretty quick and lets you know what really matters
these people that run into fires, firefighters or people like
a burning truck that's crazy because I think it blow up.
That's hero stuff right there. Chick fil A opened a
new location in Michigan, but couldn't hold a big grand
opening like they usually do obviously, so instead they're giving
one hundred healthcare workers free food for a year. Nice
(09:29):
because the deal was the first hundred people in would
get it for a year. Some people would be camped
out around the store. But I like what they pivoted to.
A family in Texas almost died in a fire because
three of them have COVID. It couldn't smell the smoke,
no way, crazy no, But a seventeen year old who's
not sick in the house smelled it and got everybody
(09:50):
out of there. You don't even think about that eddie
you had COVID. Yeah, I would have never known. I
would have burned for sure. You needed your eyes to
see it. Yeah. Wow? Why? A doorbell cam video of
first grader named Ali Stroyer doing her Girl Scout cookie
sales pitch has gone viral. After Ali's video was shared online,
she smashed her own sales goal, selling six hundred boxes.
(10:13):
Here's a clip of her pitch that was caught on
doorbell cam. Hi, Amory, would you bread to buy from Gustator?
What'd you here for the sister seminary? Or I'm I'm ercam,
I'm a gust from it to say I'm a girl Scadder?
Thank you? There you go, which reminds me there's a
very famous story of a boy selling chocolate candy bars
(10:34):
in Central Texas and that kid now works on this
show and he still does his pitch about once a year.
So lunchbox take it away, man. I was a legend
back in the day, and I would stand out in
front of grocery stores. I'd knock on your door and
you'd answer, and I'd have that candy bar in my
hand and I'd be like, hello for our little League fundraiser.
This year, we're selling world finalist chocolate with almonds in
the middle, and I was wondering if you'd like to
buy any I sold so many and tell me that
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wouldn't get you when I hit the World Chocolate in
the middle, I mean those Handybars award. I don't like.
The almonds were big. They were big. I guess yeah.
The good News countdown. It's time for the good news.
(11:22):
The staff at Saint Mark's Hospital in Salt Lake City
is celebrating a very special employee of the Month, but
trying to buy him a car. Michael Piper loves working there,
and his devotion to his job shows A New Year's
Day is very apparent now. He usually rides a bus
to work, but they weren't running on the holiday, so
he found alternative transportation. Instead of asking for a ride
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or calling and sick, he rode his bike to work.
By the way, it's cold, right it's New Year's It
was thirty seven miles each way in the freezing Utah winter.
Took him nearly four hours, and now his colleagues are
like man, he's like working in the COVID unit, cleaning
up to COVID rooms. So they set up a go
Find Me page to raise money to buy on the car.
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They're still working on it, but now they've got like
five six seven thousand dollars to go. He didn't ask
for it. That's the best thing. This guy is dedicated.
He rode his bike in winter in Utah. That is insane.
Good for you, Good for you, Michael Piper. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good, you
(12:23):
know Donald Ducks catchphrase that I would assume. That's not
it whatever it was you said there. I was trying
to see if it would come to me if I
tried to sound like him. But it's not coming to me.
Here's Donald Ducks catchphrase. Oh boy, oh boy. Oh. So
what I'll do is, I'll give you the cartoon catchphrase.
Tell me which cartoon character said it? Okay, I'll say it.
(12:45):
You guys write your answers down. Okay, here we go.
Number one, who said Yaba dabad Who said Yaba dabadu? Amy?
Fred Flintstone, lunchbox, Fred Flintstone, Eddie, Fred Flintstone. That's correct.
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I who said to infinity and beyond? What cartoon character
said to infinity and beyond? Amy? Buzz Lightyear. Correct, lunchbox,
buzz Lightyear. Yep, Eddie, that's buzz light ear Bones to
infinity and beyond good. Everybody's still rolling here. How about
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that's all, folks, that's all folks. Amy's in, I'm in,
Eddie's in, lunchbox is writing something down. That's all that
that that that that, that's all, folks. I'm really trying
(13:55):
to sell it. No, I can picture the little thing,
little thing who said that's all folks. Lunchbox can go first,
So bast through the cat Amy bugs, Bunny, you're both wrong?
What Eddie? If you get this, you win. Wow. If
you don't, we go to the next question. Is it
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porky pig? It's porky pick Yeah, folks, you know we're
gonna do a points basis game. Everybody still in? Well,
how about this, I'm smarter than the average bear. What
cartoon character said, smarter than the aver Ridge bear? Amy,
(14:42):
Yogi the bear? Lunch be Eddie, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yeah,
you won't get it, Yogi the bear. She gets that right,
Yogi the bear? Okay, sorry, all right? Who said this?
I have the power? Wow? What cartoon said? I have
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the power? Everybody in. Yeah, okay, Amy, Um Power Rangers,
no lunch box. I remind a lot of people this
guy he man, Eddie, he man, he managed right, all right?
Who said this egg excellent? Eggslet cartoon catch phrases said
(15:33):
eggs sellent. You're saying it weird? Yeah? What egg excellent?
Am I saying it? We think? I think I think
you said it right perfectly, eggs, Amy, you sound scary
bus cat in the hat because egg eggs you've been drinking,
(15:54):
drinking morning lunch box. Mister Burns, Yeah, mister Burns, Simpsons,
mister Burns, Eddie, mister bird. I know excellent, excellent. So okay,
all right, let's do one more. That's all I can stands.
I can't stands no more? What what? Maybe the person
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I've heard that it's harder to do the impression right
because I haven't heard it in years. Here I go.
That's all I can stands. I can't stand no more.
Oh I got nothing stands. That's all I can stands.
(16:36):
Has the impression I have ideas? Not good? Mike, I'd
like a mic all right, Amy, road Runners lunchbox. Yeah,
that has to be Barney, No, Eddie, I have rent
from Renn and stimp. Okay, we're not gonna say who
(16:57):
does play it like Cigar with the gun? What's his name? No,
it's no gay with a gun. It's Popeye. Oh it's Popeye.
There is I do know my cartoons. Yeah, you're pretty
(17:18):
good at that one. I got sucked into this article
about dinosaurs A dinosaurs at Last Meal, and I'm like,
what what did they eat? A person mcclurry, I was
but spoiler spoiler alert, it was fern leaves and sticks.
What did they expect it was going to be in there? Yeah,
well I clicked that crap. One hundred and ten million
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year old dinosaurs stomach contents are revealed. It was fern
leaves and sticks. By the way, Edd, he name a
dinosaurs a real and util recently. Know how long ago
did you learn a dinosaurs? A couple of years ago
and you're forty one? What did you think dinosaurs were? That?
It was just a theory that signedist had. Signists had like, oh, yeah,
there are these big annal we found these big bones.
It could have been a big elephant kind of thing,
(18:01):
but no, they're real. Well the dinosaurs last Meal again
was fern leaves and sticks. Aimy your last meal. They're
telling you, hey, it's un wrapped us up. What's your
final meal? I'm gonna have to go with a Chick
fil a spicy chicken sandwich with waffle fry, Chick fil
A sauce mixed with ketchup and an Oreo milkshake. Oh
you went all in? Huh, well that's my meal, Chicka said,
(18:23):
just go to Chick fil a. Thought about cooking something,
but I always thought about on death throw and they
were like, last meal, I would just extend it out.
What do you mean, does it keep going eat until
you popped? Oh? Yeah, just go, go go. Mine would
be a chicken fried steak, My standard favorite meal. A
chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, white gravy, fried okra corn.
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I like corn on the cob, but taking off the
cob right before you eatn't. Yeah, that's the perfect corn
to do it. Eddie as a toss up between water
Burger and Pizza Hut, but Pizza Hut wins Pepperoni, mushroom
pan pizza, a large one too, lunchbox, chicken enchiladas with
some rice and beans, queso salsa, chips, margarita's, and cheesecake
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for a dessert, so Lunchbox went with Mexican food. Eddie
went with Italian food. Eddie's Mexican Lunchboxes. I'm white. Now
you say you're Mediterranean or something. No, I'm Bohemian, you're
iron well. I am part of Irish. My grandpa, my
mom's dad was from Ireland, my mom's mom was from Bohemian.
I'm Bohemian and Irish one one other one around the room.
(19:27):
Your last song that you get to listen to. They're like,
all right, you gotta check out, but play a song, Amy,
what are you picking? George Straight Amarilla by Morning good,
good to go out there. I'm gonna take now because
so much the message, just like my favorite song. I
don't know. This is tough for me because I was
gonna stop this train from John Mayer. But it's about
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getting older. But at that point I'm old. It doesn't
matter anymore, or I would do. But I'm gonna do
if tomorrow never comes to Garth Brooks says, Tomorro ain't coming.
It's a good one, oh poor, and I love this
about you know what's coming? Well, tomorrow ain't coming in
row never they are you crying? While you're listening to
this right now, No, when you're right before you're gonna
about to go, Because it depends on the situation. Wow,
(20:10):
Like if I'm gonna if I'm on a rocket going
to blow up a media coming to earth and I'm
saving the earth, then you're not crying. I always this
whole segment, I've been picturing us on death row. Oh
you've had pictured me at ninety nine years old. A
go on, hey, it's had a great life. No, I
mean maybe that's foreshadow you pictured you a death row.
Oh yeah, we're bad people. Man. You know That's what
(20:33):
I associate last meal with is Oh, I just not like, hey,
you're about to go. This is like, oh, I'm not
a pathetical. I was already walking towards the chair brother
nursing home. Man, that's interesting. Eddie final song. I'm gonna
have to go, Willie Angels flying too close to the ground,
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and I'm probably gonna be crying. This is going all
my haters out there that I've had all my life.
Toby Keith, how do you like me? Now? Do you
do a middle finger as you're absolutely yeah, I'm sort
of like doctor Evans my high school teacher. He told me, man,
(21:16):
I'd really like to be a fly on the first
college classroom you walk into, like basically saying I wasn't
gonna make it in college. I mean what, doctor Evans,
But you didn't graduate college. But I did go to college.
But his point, why do you want to make it
in college not life? You didn't make it in college.
I survived college. I mean I made it, but you
didn't make eat it. I didn't make the well, I
(21:37):
made it all the way across the stage. You quit
one class short of graduating. Correct. But before I go out,
I'm all, everybody, know, how do you like me? Now?
Right there? He is, all right, make it very much.
You're Amy's pile of stories. So Carson Daley and his
wife are sleep divorced, which we've talked about before here
on the show. But they're doing it and it's really
(21:57):
really working for them. And this means they sleep and
separate bedrooms. But how it started was simply because she
was pregnant with their fourth child and they needed to
separate simply for that. But then after she gave birth,
they stayed separated because it was working so well for them,
and Carson says that sleep is important. You're going to
be a better person if you're rested, which can help
(22:19):
your relationship, and their relationship has been better for it. Well.
I think the word sleep divorce. It sounds negative, bad
taste in your mouth. How about like sleep well being?
We're taking it. If you were to just say it differently,
I think people would respond to it better because if
your partner snores and you don't sleep, you're not healthy.
(22:39):
You know. It's a thing. Yeah, and I kick. My
husband doesn't snore too bad, but when he does, I
have this annoying habit of just kicking him until he stops,
and then that wakes you're doing? I know? I try
to tell him sometimes I don't even know him kicking
you do? What would we call it though? If we're
not gonna say sleep, we call it like a sleep growth?
(23:01):
Sleep well? Oh yeah, you know something positive. Kaylin's great
because she sleeps through anything. I sleep with the TV on.
It goes off the middle of the night now because
Netflix goes Are you sure? And then it shuts itself off,
so it doesn't matter. I think I may be the
annoying one more so than she is. All right, what
else you got? Well? Former bachelorette Hannah Brown. She saved
a man from drowning. She was whitewater rafting with her
(23:24):
family and a man got pulled up by a current.
His raf flit and she was part of the rescue team.
And the man's girlfriend posted about it on Twitter saying,
how fun Hannah Brown saved my boyfriend from drowning in
the river today. So she did. But the girlfriend also
wrote something in her tweet about how she didn't know
it was Hannah Brown. But Hannah Brown's mom told them, oh,
(23:48):
this is my daughter. She won Dancy with the Stars
and was on the Bachelor handa Brown could do some
good press about Now that's weird. Yeah, maybe her mom
was like, who put this on Twitter? She saved his life?
All right? Yeah, I mean that's my pile. That was
Amy's Kyle of stories. It's time for the good news.
(24:14):
So there's this ninety one year old man named Jean,
and he lives across the street from a daycare, but
he has dementia, so he ends up walking across the
street every day to introduce himself to the teacher that
works at the daycare and hangs out with all the
students every day for about an hour. Here's a clip
from the news. How are you doing? Oh good? Megan says,
(24:34):
it's almost like an instinct. We always tell the kids
that his brain is kind of sick, but his heart
always remembers us. Dementia can rob so much, but apparently
acceptance and compassion what's your best ways are unforgettable. Yeah,
So for about an hour every afternoon, Jean gets to
(24:55):
enjoy his time with the children and they just all
act like, hey, yeah, we all just met today. Hey
let's hang. That's touching days. And good for the school
for letting him do that. Yeah, good for him because
every day he's like the same great guy. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good over
(25:16):
to Amy with the morning Corny, Morning Corny. What did
the proton say to the electron? What the proton say
to the electron? Stop being so negative? That was the
morning Corny. And by the way, you guys can call
(25:38):
us if you want at any time, even if it's
nine pm. Leave a message on the voicemail eight seven
seven seventy seven Bobby eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
let us know what segments you like, or if you
have a question for the show leave it up there.
These two guys say they were switched at birth in
West Virginia eighty years ago. As the DNA test showed
(25:59):
they match with each other's families. And then I wonder,
do you even want to know your ad Do you
even want to know that your life was rock so
long ago? I guess. John William Carr the Third and
Jackie Lee Spencer are suing the Diocese of Wheeling Charleston,
alleging negligence and breach of duty by Saint Joseph Hospital.
(26:21):
They were both born on the same day, August twenty ninth,
nineteen forty two. The men's lawsuit claims hospital staff sent
them home with each other's parents. Eric came to light
last year, it's crazy they're both alive too, right, And
how did it come to light? Well, Spencer, who had
been searching for his birth father, took a DNA test
show and he wasn't related to anyone in his own family.
Testing showed he was actually related to Carr's family. So
(26:43):
then Carr was like, h all right, let me take
a little test here, and he was related to the
family that raised Spencer. Dang as they figured it out,
are any of the parents still alive though too, even
I don't know. Yeah, I mean Nora the doctor or nurses,
So that is ratty easy. Would you want to know
(27:06):
you're eighty years old. Let's just say you know you
had a pretty good, normal life. If I did, then
I'm okay with knowing a little because they're even they're
not alive either, to go meet either, exactly right. I
would just feel really bad if, like, say, I started
having conversations with the other guy that had the life
I was supposed to have and he had a really
really hard life. I'd feel so bad because I'd be like,
(27:28):
that was supposed to be me, and you had a
hard life and I had a great life. That would suck.
That's funny that that's where your mind goes, because mine goes.
I get really mad, think I'm having a great life
and I was over there sucking. Yeah yeah, so the
same yeah vice versa. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to know.
But they're gonna make some money off the hospital. But again,
(27:49):
but eighty years ago, who knows. I just figured babies
are just getting thrown into people's hands, all right, Next up,
grab baby, thought to him. Okay, so the Pilgrim's basically,
what about now? So at eighty you don't want to know,
But at forty do you want to know? Yeah? Oh yeah,
well yes, yes, for genetic reasons for your health. I'm
dealing with this right now with a bunch of health issues.
I don't know because my mom's not alive, she passed
(28:12):
way in her forties. I don't know my biological father.
I don't my grandfather was. I don't know anybody either
my grandfather's so I don't know anything genetic that happened
to me. But I think most people at my age
still have people alive above them. So yes, I would
want to know now for that reason. At eighty, your
check's been written, you've lived your life. Yes, because maybe
(28:35):
I still have a chance to meet some grandkids or something.
That's a good point. Yeah, but what if Yeah, I
want to know no matter what. I don't know. What
if you lose your grandkids? Would I lose them over this?
Because then you're like, you're not my real papa. He like, no,
it doesn't matter. I am your papa. But I guess what,
you got a bonus papa herb come on in. Yeah,
(28:56):
Like I want to know, Yeah, for sure. I did
you ever have a friend back in the day, or heck,
maybe your husband does this now. It just wants to
fight if something goes wrong. I've never dated fight guy.
I mean, maybe E when I was sixteen one of
the yeah, but I don't even know if he was
fight guy or just being a teenage kid. But nobody
(29:16):
in my life currently is fight guy. Like you've never
been at a bar and somebody steps on somebody's shoe
and next thing you know, it's a come on no.
And I'm not attracted to fight guy like. I want
you to be able to control yourself. They say men
with a fragile sense of masculinity are way more likely
to act aggressively to prove their manliness. That makes sense.
(29:36):
So the guy that always wants to fight is fighting
to prove that he's a man, and the guy that
doesn't need to fight isn't is a big man as
he's a big man. I'm not gonna fight the guy
that runs away, the guy that cries and grabs another
man to stand in front of him. That's the guy
you want to be with, lunchbox, Are you fight guy?
(29:57):
I'm not a fight guy, but I think women like
fight guy, Like, if you are gonna if your woman
is in trouble, they want to see you step up
and fight. They want to see someone that is brave.
And I mean, if we need to, we can fight.
But I mean, no one really wants to fight me
because they know. I think that's the difference in if
somebody's hurting your girl. No, no, no, Let's say there's
(30:18):
some guy knocks your girls drink out of the hand
and doesn't say sorry or excuse me. You gotta say
something to the guy or else your girl's gonna look
at you bad, and you gotta let your girl know. Hey,
I'm not gonna let people treat you like that. If
you're at a bar and a guy accidentally bumps into
your wife and knocks our drink out of her hand,
it keeps walking, what do you do? You Grabham, say hey,
you're gonna come back and apologize, or we're gonna grab
(30:38):
him anybody you grab him? Yep, where do you grab him? Graham,
by the shoulder, the arm, whatever, You just hey, excuse me,
you just knocked the drink out of her hand, and
you're gonna go back and apologize, And they're gonna saying
that you should and say, hey, would you mind apologizing?
But Lench, I think you're having anybody? Yeah, I mean
you're you're already picturing that. The guy's gone, like he's
already walked away, and lunch walks in out of his
(31:00):
way and go grab hims a come back and apologize
to her. And then also, since this is radio and
some people might not know exactly what Lunchbox looks like,
I just like to clarify that. A second ago Lunchbox said, well,
you know, people see me, they know like they know
what like, like they're not going to fight him because
of what they see. But Lunchbox isn't as big as
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he sounds. He's like a like a guy like jaggy hair.
Like it's not what you're expecting because I know some
people picture like big. He got a big voice, a
big guy. Where would you rank us on the show
with all the guys here on the show, who you'd
want to fight least? Like, it's probably the toughest in
(31:42):
a fight to the person that's the whimpiest. Okay, I
don't want to fight Screwba he's first, yes, hey, go ahead.
Then I don't want to fight Ray because he's scrappy,
I think, and like, well, I don't know, he works
out all the time. Then I don't want to fight Bobby.
Then I don't want to fight Amy. You have lost
(32:06):
your darned mind. It's wrong with you. You have lost
your darn mind. Then I don't want to fight Eddie.
Oh wow. And then I don't want to fight lunch
bo Actually, like you do want to fight lunch boxes?
It is but I'm saying, no one, if you had
to pick, you'd fight him first. Oh yes, so that's
what I mean. Yeah, Like it's like, wow, yeah, probably
(32:27):
my best odds are against him. You need to put
some respect on my name. Okay, okay, how does that
make you Feelunchbogs? I mean, listen, I'm not worried about her.
Girls like her, that's the one. I'm not what I'm
worried about, you know what I'm saying? No, what is
he saying? When's the last time you've been in a fight,
lunch Box? It's been a long time, been a long time.
(32:48):
But there's been times at the bar when he gets
real close and they're like, oh, you know what, it's
probably a bad idea, and they back down. Oh, they
back down, you don't, yeah, or someone diffuses the situation,
steps in between, things like that. But that's the problem
when you're a celebrity and you got to bars, some
people want to pick at you just because you're a celeb.
Do you remember when Morgan number two was boxing as
(33:09):
she said she'd box lunchbox? Yes, he said no, he
said he wasn't he wouldn't do it. Yeah, correct, still
won't one because she's a woman. That's true. I mean,
I mean that's true. That's true. Who would you rather
fight Morgan number two or lunchbox? Oh, lunch box. Let's
set it up. Let's go at Morgan. Yeah. Hey, she
(33:33):
talks a big game. Let's do it to talk a
big game at lunch box. Right, she didn't. Also, i'm
a woman, Hey, but you're talking trash. Let's go, let's go.
It's time for the good news lunch box. In September
(33:54):
twenty nineteen, Rob Sparks was having a tough time chasing
his two little kids around. He gets on the scale
and he's like, wow, I weighed four hundred and forty
one pounds. This six thousand calories a day not gonna
cut it. So he starts eating healthier. Then in March
of twenty twenty he starts running and now he has
lost two hund twenty eight pounds. He ran his first
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marathon in December, and he has signed up for four
more this year, and he's gonna try to train for
an ultra marathon, which is a fifty mile race. Wow,
that's crazy, and it just sounds like he made small
steps to accomplish something. Small steps. Started eating healthy and
then he did that for like five months. Then in
March had to you know, eating healthy, he started running.
That's that's great. That's that's what it's all about. Right there.
(34:38):
That was tell me something good. I'm gonna play you
the easy listening version of a country song, you know,
like elevator music or dentist's music. All you have to
do is name the song. For example, this is Jaco
and Barefoot Blue ge Night, but easy listening and then
(35:01):
slow down. We would live in rock. Yeah, so that's
easy listening. Like if you're hearing that song in the
dentist chair, that's the Verdon you would hear. Although I
do like it, I gotta say, because I went to
the dentist a few months ago and they were like, hey,
pick at the station you want, like pick your your
I Heart radio channel, and you just pick a channel
(35:22):
in the music place, so you get to pick your own. Although,
what if you go like gangster rap with all that words,
all the moms with kids like, oh my god, well
you go to headphone. Okay, okay, here we go. Name
the easy listening country song. Here we go. How you
(35:51):
guys feel about that? Oh? Great, Eddie in I'm in
many five seconds. There you go, watch box, I got
sam Hunt house party, Amy Bones, Yeah, Eddie do is
(36:12):
it called the bones? Yeah? I just have bones. Is
that okay? No, No, I guess that's a big part
of the top. The bones are good, the bones, Raymond,
don't play the slow version again real quick. Let's hear
it this again. And the bones are good. The fish don't.
Oh no, sorry sticking allrre we go, All right, next one.
(36:59):
There you go. That's easy listening version. What country song
is that? Lunchbox five hundred hours? Nope? What Amy? Ten
thousand hours? Corrected ten thousand hours. He named this country
(37:19):
song easy listening. M All right, there you go, Yeah, lunchbox, potpoon,
(37:44):
motor boat. And let's go. What's the name of the song.
It's called pontoon, but I he goes motor boating Eddie. Yeah,
I have Pontoon, Amy, Pontoon. All right, we have two
more if you can name this one easy listen, Oh
(38:27):
my gosh, what is the name of his song? Alright?
Five seconds? Lunch bikes, little ozas, back road, back road, Eddie,
old town Road, Amy, old town Road. Yeah, take my
old town one more. He's gonna lose this one. Yeah
(38:48):
Aamy's up one on you, Eddie? All right, name this
country song? Oh god, ed If you get this right,
you're still in the game. You go first. The only
thing I can really mess me up is the title.
(39:09):
I mess up titles all the time. Ahead, I hope
I had this right. What hurts the most? That's correct? Okay?
Right as right now you're tied with Amy. Alight, lunchbox.
You can't win, but just for fun, what do you have? Oh? Yeah,
I got what hurts the most? All right? Whoa Amy
for the win? What do you have? What hurts the most?
What do you have? You stuttered? Let me see what
(39:32):
you wrote, show up to me. Give him the favorite?
What hurts the most? Yeah? She gets When you were
being a little suspicious does where he acts like he
didn't get it, then he got it. Well you did win,
nice ed you lost because of ad Yeah, because of
the three letter words. That's tough. Edie got a little
(39:56):
upset with me. I'm gonna talk about that. Yeah, Yeah,
because you continue to lie to me. That's why. Wait,
I don't. I don't lie to him. No, he does
lie to me. Amy. What about time? Well, do you
remember Amy, when like he would lie to us and
say like, oh, the start time is one o'clock and
we get there and it didn't start to like two
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because we're always late. You did that to me. It's
been a long time. If he did that to me,
I wasn't aware of Yeah, bones, the last time I
was late, dude was like three four years ago. And
why do you think that is? Honestly, why do you
think you're on time now all the time? You? Okay,
you welcome, now continue on with the story. Yeause, I
do I have some fault here? We go ahead, Well
(40:37):
we're this when we're gonna go fishing. He's like, hey,
we're gonna get there at this time, all right, So
meet us there and it's a dock that's far away
from like eleven after the show. Okay, it's far away.
I gotta go pick up my wife, make sure the
babysitter is good, and then we're gonna go to the dock.
We get there and I'm rushing because the babysitter's late.
Oh my gosh, my My wife's like, why are you
driving so fast. I'm like, I cannot be late. We
(40:57):
cannot be late to this, Like we cannot. Bobby, he
doesn't like it. When we're late, you will, he say,
we'll leave you. He said that in the text. It's
such an awesome friendship. So we get there right there
isn't a soul in sight, and I text him like,
where are you? Like it sounds like he's still in
Oh man, I'm eating something like what what do you
(41:18):
mean eating? We're supposed to be here at this time.
He's like, oh no, they I guess I gave you
the wrong time. I'm like, did you do not have
to do that anymore? You know, I'm glad you brought
this up, because I do think we've graduated from me
not doing that anymore. I apologize and then and then
you know, the lady those babi sitting, she's a nice lady.
(41:39):
But she's late sometimes. And I snapped at her because
I was like, I cannot be late. Okay, but tell
Amy why you shouldn't have snapped at her because it
was free and she was doing it for to be nice.
Baby sit for free, Eddie snapped his babysitter. Eddie, Well,
it can't be late, Amy, you can't be late. This
is what I'm gonna say here. What did you say?
How did you snap her? I just said, hey, what
time do we tell you to be here? Yeah? And
(42:02):
then what she say? And she said, I know I
told you this time. I'm sorry, you know, like, but
I'm just I just you know, there's a lot going on.
I had to take the dog out. He wouldn't go
to the bathroom, and I'm like, okay, well we've both
learned something here. Wow. Mostly I won't handle you like
someone who's been late. Thank you. Okay, but I think
you've graduated be on that. I'm just gonna tell you
the real time for now one. Thank you. Do you
at least understand the why I would do that? Yes, okay,
(42:24):
I'm not doing that anymore. You have my word. But Amy,
when I told him what I did to the babysitter.
He said, I'm kind of proud of you for that,
because it is not nice to be late, even though
it's free. She did say she'd be there. It is true. Yeah, yeah,
she's yeah. Do you ever pay her? No? I didn't
pare she watches four kids for free. It's no. Yeah,
she's very nice. You don't even tip her? M should
(42:46):
I tip her? I'm so confused. She's just a very
nice person. She's a very nice person. He wants her,
and he's like, well, how don't we get in touch
with this very nice person. She's a friend of the family.
We met her through mutual friends, and she's just very nice.
She wants to do it to help. Let's be on time.
And I was saying, and Edie, let's be on time,
and you were so babysitter. I'd be like, fine, I
find somebody you want to pay to get her. I'm
(43:07):
trying to help you out watch your kids for you
for Why don't we both learn I'll go first. Yes,
I now am considering you normal. You're not late anymore.
Thank you. I will treat you like a grown adult.
Thank you. Now, what did you learn that I'm always
on time? Now? And I atended to be on time.
You had to learn about your babysitter. I did to
be kind. I appreciate be kind. I appreciate that she's
(43:28):
doing it for free, and every and everybody really start
being on time. Right, it's frustrating, right it is, dude,
now that I'm on your side of it, like it's frustrating.
I don't know. Is there like a gift card or
like a like flowers, or like a in general, or
that you could do for her, especially if she always
does it for free? Like how about how about next
time we ask and she's on time, I give her
(43:49):
the gift card? Boom, hold it above her head. If
you're on time, you get to treat. Right. If she's late,
I just hold him. I was going to give you this,
but not anymore. Okay, we're all twelve years old. It's
so weird. Amy, You're like the nicest, kindest, most giving
person I've ever known, Yet you now have this rage
(44:10):
inside of you that you can't explain or you just
want to slam things against walls. Did you think it's
something deep rooted or do you think it's new with
you adopting your kids? Oh? I think I'm dealing with
some stuff and I don't know how to I think
some of it is hormones mixed with not knowing how
(44:31):
to handle some stuff that's going on, like new hormones.
I have stuffed hormones, stuff changing my body. That's weird.
So I think some of it is hormonal, but it
is a combination of me not processing some of my
emotions properly. So do you have a new or my stress?
(44:56):
Do you have a new found empathy for people that
do things in rage? Now? Hmm, interesting because I wouldn't
want to use Well, it depends on what their rage
causes them to do, because I I don't ever want
to hurt anybody. So no, I don't have empathy for
somebody that uses their rage in that way. But yeah,
(45:17):
if they want to throw a water bottle across the room,
like smash a car, No, I don't want to hurt anybody.
I mean, I guess they could smash it as long
as nobody gets hurt their own car. You're like, Oh,
I get it. I No, I don't. I don't think
I have. I don't want to smash my car. The
only thing I'm telling you I want to do or
that I have done is throw a water bottle. I
(45:38):
want to throw the fruit bowl, slam stuff, slam the
milk down on the counter, like really hard and yell
and what is your therapist? Because you're going to therapist, right, yeah?
What do they say? Well? She thinks some Well, and
then sometimes I just can't let it go. So I
picture myself doing the action, and then I'm like, oh,
(45:58):
that feels so good, but I don't have control, so
I don't do it again. Nobody would be harmed. But
I still resist the action because I don't feel like
it's right anyways, Like I need to get control and so,
but then I have trouble letting it go, and I'm
still stressed and worked up and feeling anxious and having
all these different feelings. So she has told me when
(46:19):
I need to reset like that, I I may need
to dunk my face in ice water. Have you tried
that yet? No? I haven't yet. It's just but it's
part of my assignment. No, no, no. If I see
you over there in your heads in a bucket of water,
I'm like, oh, boys, but I promise you, if you
(46:40):
were to see it, you would think because I even
think I'm not joking. I think who am I right now?
Or you would be wondering who is this person? Well,
sometimes that you said you have rage, now that comes
I sit next to you and wonder, Oh boy, it's
not like you to start stabbing with it. No, no,
I don't ever stop. Don't put me in that category.
(47:01):
I don't ever want to hurt anybody. I just have
in like a extreme desire to quash a ball and
then throw it against the walls. My husband and I
were having an argument one day, and that's when I
threw the water bottle at him, and it was awesome. No,
I threw it across the room. All right, if you
ever get rage filled in here, just wiggle your ear
(47:23):
and I'll just shut it down. It doesn't I don't.
I can't predictive. I'll let you know. For some reason,
you hear the imaging just slam in the middle of
a segment, you know, Amy wiggled or ear and we
had to end the segment early. Okay, I hope I'm
not alone in this. Yeah, sorry day. This story comes
us from Albuquerque, New Mexico. A man went through the
(47:46):
drive through at McDonald's ordered something. He pulled out and
He's like, man, my order is wrong. So he pulled
back around said hey, you gave me the wrong order.
Then he pulled out a gun and said you need
to fix it. Oh. They called police. Police arrived, he
took off high speed chair. Helicopter involved. All because you
got two hamburgers instead of two cheeseburgers. And when the
helicopter is following you, you know you're done. You're it's
(48:09):
like a gun versus a knife? Or do you even
think that the helicopter is for you? But absolute rest
as you're here, you know it's for you, right, I
don't know, Oh you mean for a while you just
think it's a random helicopter. Okay, great, somebody got hurt
in a car accident. Oh no, that's getting closer. And
who pulls a gun over a bad order at McDonald's
or that's where it was, right yep, and you go
to heavy jail for that obviously. All right, I'm lunchbox.
(48:30):
That's your bone head story of the day. You know,
I doing the waters now, so I put these red
tablets in them for what do they have? Like vitamins? Right? Oh? Electrolytes? Yeah,
thank you. But now, because I'm not that regular. For
some reason, I put every up. Two out of three
days I put a cup of meta musil in the water. Oh,
(48:50):
a cup to help you go? You don't put a cup? Well,
I put the cup they have on the bottle, Okay,
not a one cup, and then on top of the bottle. Right,
it's a big lid and it goes filled to this line.
So two out of three days in a row, I
fill it up and have a water with meta musil.
That means I'm still. That still means I'm young and cool. Right, No,
it doesn't. So do you need it? Are you just
kind of doing it for fun? It ain't fun. I
(49:14):
need it? Wow, time marches on? Maybe true? Man, Sorry
about that. We're out. Have a great day, friends. We
will see you tomorrow. Get your bonho
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