Does Having A Vacation Nanny Make You A Bad Mom? + Bobby's Boxing Diet + Lunchbox Disses His Father-In-Law

Bobby adds carbs to his training diet, the 'nanny on vacation' debate and Lunchbox calls out his father-in-law

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody America Show Morning, Welcome to Wednesday Show. Hey, yeah,
you have two kids, do ones nine once three? I'm
reading a story about, Hey, you have to buy them
bigger school clothes, not because they're growing, but because kids

(00:26):
are getting fatter really because they're sitting around playing video
games all summer. Instead of being like we did just
go out and play. Oh that's no good. We were
just talking about maybe installing like a little TV in
their in their little game room for their console. They
have a game room, yeah, they have. We have an
extra room and we put a bouncy house in there
and all their toyses. That's their room to trash. They
have a trash room. Yeah, they clean it up every

(00:48):
like two weeks, but then they can do whatever they
want in there. That's their room. That's like there their
man caves. It sounds like poison from the eighties. What
do you mean trash the room? No, like legos. They
don't have to pick them up every day if they
want so. Hold on a minute. They did they share
a bedroom? Yeah, they have a bedroom. They share. They
live in a bed. They have bunk beds and they
share the bedroom. Why don't they have each their own rooms. Then,

(01:09):
because I have an office. Why do a lot of
working something that you're not being something? Not right? What
am I? What do you mean? Is your trashy room
also your office? No, the trashy room is there was
part of the garage and when we bought the house,
it was converted into just a spare bedroom. But we
didn't need a spare bedroom, so we just let them

(01:30):
have it. Why not give them their own bedroom? One
of them, the nine year old. Oh, they like the
bud the bunk beds. They're like little buddies. They hang
out there and then it's weird. They never hang on
in their room like they just sleep in their room
and change clothes and that's it. Also, why do you
have an office? I do work. I have my computer
set up there, all my life trophies, my CM awards

(01:50):
up there are my raging idiots, you know, Platinum, CD
and PLAT whatever we have. Why do you have an
office for that? Just you don't work in there? I do, well,
I don't. I'm not rarely working there, but my desk
is in there, you know, like when you sit emails,
like I send that to my office. I have an
office and I can like lunchbox. I can write it off.

(02:11):
I have an office in my house. I tell you,
like once every four years, and only a little minut.
Don't get you don't have to bore me with the technicalities.
I have an office or anyway, Bobby Very clothes your
kids recognizing people doing cool things. So a man was
rescued from his car after I went flying off a

(02:31):
cliff at Massachusetts. The guy's car went off the road
about five twenty pm and Plymouth, which right south of Boston.
The witness said he saw the car actually fly over
the cliff, but didn't think that was a cliff. He
just let the car he disappeared. He's like went down
the hill or something, and then went over there and
looked it was dangling. About a third of the way down.
The car had cut and was dangling. He saw smoke

(02:55):
coming from the car. He was able to run and
climb down. He broke the windshilled pulled the guy from
the car. That's crazy. It's crazy because he could have
been hurt. That's what I really like. This guy's hit
roic because he risked his own life to save somebody else.
That's crazy to me, and it's awesome. I don't. I

(03:15):
don't know what i'd have done. I'm always like what
anyone one, I'm probably right like stand up there and
go help. But this guy went down there and busted
the window and pulled him out of the car. Wow,
how about this dude? All right? Well, I see whoever
you are? Masked man? They said he had a bat
on his chest and had like a black suit on. Yeah,
but I see you, Bobby Bones show. It's producer Raymond.

(03:42):
The Toccata airbag recall has expanded two point seven million
more vehicles affected. Just go to n h T s
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seven hundred workers, including baggage handlers and customer service agents
at three airports are going on strike. There could also
be a strike at Philadelphia International. Officials are warning possible
delays to get to the airport early. And finally, in sports,

(04:04):
the All Star Game was last night. The American League
won two to one. In ex trainings, m VP was
Robinson Canoe, so congrats to him. Here are the things
happening right now. Stranger Things season two on Netflix, well
premiere October. They predicted a Halloween, but now it's moved
up a few days. Okay, I'm pretty excited about that.

(04:26):
It was quite the cultural phenomenon when it happened, because
I don't think we knew where that show was going.
But I'll watch it. I don't think I'm super excited.
I give us seven in excitement. I'll give you a
six point five even less. Yeah, because I feel like
I'm always less excited about TV shows than you becausen't
you If had you gone eight, I would have gone

(04:47):
seven quick? Five? I should ask you first? You know
what I've been watching? And I finished it finally? Was
that Designated Survivor? Oh you're done, I'm done with the season. Yeah.
And that's one of those network shows and it's a
little bit cheesy, but the premise is really good. I agree.
My husband will not watch it with me for the
cheese factor. He's like, this is so it's a little

(05:09):
over the top and Keeper Selingman plays the president and
everybody was blown up and he's the designates of I
were the one that was left over. But I watch
it on airplanes mostly. That's why it took me so long. Yeah.
So the number one most watch YouTube video now is
this See You Again? Two point nine billion views. This

(05:30):
is from the Fast and the Furious Fate. Okay, sorry,
oh my goodness, just a furious Yeah. The video beating
out SI Gangam style, whatever the case is, that's a
new wor that's good. Major League Baseball All Star Game
was last night, so that the American League one to one.

(05:52):
At Tintening, I said, have watched it like an idiot,
But I was like, I don't know why I watched it.
I'm a sports fan, but I don't I shouldn't stay
and watch that. Man. Time for positivity. I'm glad you're
here to hear this because we go around the room.
It's like show and tell of positive news. Tell me

(06:16):
something good, Amy Europe. A Wisconsin school bus driver named Trudy.
She loves her elementary school kids on her route so
much that she crocheted each and every one of them
a toy. And she didn't just make a bunch and
pass them out. She took orders and made custom creations
for each student. I mean, Star Wars characters, troll dolls,
whatever they wanted, crocheted them throughout the year, boom handed

(06:39):
them out. That's cool. Lunchbox. Harley Bone was driving down
the highway in Hawaiian has enjoying. Man, what a beautiful day.
All of a sudden, this little single engine plane comes
down down boom, crashes in the canal, catches on fire.
Harley Bone jumps out of the car, runs over and
pulls the three passengers from the plane. All three alive. Wow,

(07:03):
tell me something good. Now I gotta go after those
three stories, man. Steve went for you a huge baseball fan.
So when his wife, Heather wanted to surprise him that
she was his kidney donor match, which, by the way,
it's hard to find a match anyway, but that your
wife is, she knew how to do it. So the
couple they often opened baseball cards together because that's his hobby.
She made one for him of his picture on it,

(07:26):
and he's going through. He's like, wait what and then
on and it said you have a match to your
kidney and then it said your wife okay. And if
everything checks out with all the additional testing, which they're
done with the big parts of the testing and just
some small things now they'll have the surgery by the
end of the month. Crazy, huh, that's good. Dad. Officers

(07:49):
in Connecticut had to rescue a raccoon gets head stuck
in a can. Yeah, that's what happened. You throw cans
out and let's say, are you just littering a little?
Stick their heads in little holes? And then it stuck,
so they had to come and cut the tin can
off the raccoons. Raccoons alive, but made it. He didn't
make it. If you're filling down in the dumps, you can,

(08:11):
you can paint. Because they say painting really oppression and
just make you happier. I would like to disagree because
I tried painting once and it wasn't that. I just
wasn't good. Okay, because I wasn't. I'm not an art
for some reason. I do not have that creative part
that I can't draw, I can't paint. I don't have that.
But I was also unhappy because I had to spend
a bunch of money to get all the supplies. I

(08:32):
had to buy the paints and brushes and the you know,
I had to buy a new building to go paint
in and had to buy. So it wasn't nothing about
it was relaxing, terrible, take so bad, frustrating. Yeah, I painted,
and I can practice all I want. I wasn't going
to get better I used to do those paint by
the numbers things. No, I couldn't do that. I was

(08:54):
not even a kid who would stay in the lines
when I would color. Really I couldn't. I just have
so much as inside of me. I was like punk
rock color. I was like, give me that, don't show
me lying punk rock that I'm gonna do later on.
Just play some of this. I did a Bobby Cast
last night with Zach Krall, who wrote a bunch of
Sam Hant songs, almost all of them, but he also

(09:15):
produced like Body like a Back Road, and he brought
in his computer and played the tracks fast and like
the broken down parts of it. First time I've seen
a walk by fella and he's playing this stuff here
and he's describing. He's breaking it down musical, fastinal, so cool.

(09:37):
So I'll play you some of that a little bit,
like how body like a backgrounds put together like behind
the music. Yeah, and the radio. That's what the Bobby
Cast is. Yes, you can subscribe to that on iHeart
Radio and save it or iTunes search Bobby Cast. Zach
Karl sand Hans, producer and writer. We'll do that just
a little bit. Heeds thirty second skinny John Party is

(10:02):
learning an important lesson while he's out on the road
with Dirk's Bentley, And that's basically respect for everyone. So
I have a lot of friends at tour, a lot
of artist friends a tour, and there are a couple
of camps that treat everybody fantastic because they always know
that these are the people that are also hopefully we
haven't them on their tour like the sink Ship. Dirk's
is one of them, and Lindsay is now on the

(10:22):
Paisley tour, and Paisley is notoriously his group is great
to young artists, the Maddie and Tays, the Lindsay's, the
people like that. That's cool. Well, that's what John saying
about Dirk's. He treats everybody like family, from the crew
to the catering people, to the truck drivers, everybody. And
that's not common a lot of big artists. The headline
I don't even talk to the lower right because they
don't see each other. It's not on purpose. Everybody's in

(10:44):
a different place. Yeah, there's not like a backstage everybody hangs.
It's not a thing. It's really people think that, but
it's not a thing. Yeah, in their heads are probably
picturing everybody just hanging out. Okay, so Lauren and Lena,
she dyed her hair pink? I saw that? Is that real? Though?
It's real? She posted a picture in Brett Michaelson even
got his attention and he saw it, reposted it and
wrote this Rocks, don't care. I'm amy. That's your thirty

(11:07):
seconds getting sorry today. This story comes to us from Florida.
A fifty year old man doesn't really like paying for
golf ball, so he always goes to the golf course,
jumps in the pond, and goes diving for free. One.
The only problem was he jumped in was diving, alligator
got him by the arm. Oh man, he was able

(11:27):
to fight the alligator off, get out of the water
and call nine one. Wow, how about that? You don
like you do? You not know where you are? Not well?
He just didn't think Florida. Yeah, there's gators on the
golf course in Florida, but free golf ball, lunch box.
That's your bone head story of the day. Yeah. Apparently

(11:49):
selfie lice is becoming more and more of a thing,
even so much they're sending notes home from school with
kids saying if they're taking selfies together, they're pride passing headline,
like they lean in real close to get into the selfie.
Touch your heads together, two kids. Yeah, we just had
a life announcement, like well before the summer started. But yeah,

(12:13):
they came. I got a letter that said that there
was lice around the school. Didn't sales from selfies though,
Tell your kids easy on the selfies, Okay if you do,
don't touch heads, yeah, a little distance. When our lives
were younger, it was like, don't share hats, that right,
And I was the kid they were going to class. Oh,
it's humiliating because I was a dirty kid. We have

(12:34):
any money, I grow very poor and so I was
a dirty kid. And my goal was to not wear
the same clothes to school two days in a row.
So it was that I don't have a lot, a
whole lot of clothes. And the goal was just don't
get made fun ugh for wearing the same clothes two
days in a row. And they would come in and
use life checks with toothpicks and they would say, okay,
you're out of the class. I get sent of the
class four times, everybody in front of everybody. It wasn't

(12:55):
even a thing where like they announced it end of
the day and you went home. Yeah, because you know what,
what would a few more words would have mattered in
the grand scheme of life. I see what you did there,
But no, they said okay, you're out, and they would
send us out. We go right to the hallway to
send dry home. Man, I probably got lied about ten times. Wow. Yeah,
that's a lot of ice. I had a lot of lies,

(13:15):
and they would go with their eggs. You gotta go.
I remember that. It's It's one of those gross making
not feel good memories, I know. But you know there's
other kids out there right now like that, and it
just makes me want to hug them. You two can
have lies and make it on the radio. I'm an
example of that, you know. Hey, Lisa for Charlotte, Hey,
good morning, how are you. I'm awesome, Good morning to you.

(13:38):
What's going on? Hey, I just wanted to call. You know,
there's almost so much hatred and negative in the world today,
and I'm a I'm a first time caller, and I'm
a newer listener, and I'm a city girl born and
raised in Connecticut, and I'm living in Florida. Now, but
I'm becoming more and more of a country fan because
I enjoy listening to you guys, and I just wanted

(13:59):
to say, what an awesome some job you're doing. And
I think the love and respect that you guys have
for one another, for your friendship, you can just tell
from listening to you guys, I think you're awesome. That's
very nice of you. Sometimes I wonder about you guys,
but but I appreciate that she can tell we have
for each other. Thank you, Lisa. I appreciate you being
a listener, and thanks for calling the show this morning. Hey,

(14:21):
I gotta tell you real quick though, I'm a general
higienist and your tooth Fresh and video was awesome. Major
higgenis proud. Thank you very much. It did a whole
I do a whole show called Bobby Brushes Teeth online
and that's all I do is brush my teeth and
teach people how to do it. My tongue, I know,
I forgot my tongue one of the show. Then boy
did I get it? Yeah? Well, thank you for the call. Hey,

(14:41):
I appreciate you so thank you very much. I appreciate
you all right. I have a subway singer going America's
Got Talent last night. I don't watch the show, but
I pulled clips in the morning and I watched this
and just crushed it. I always like it. One. This
dude's been singing the subway for for over thirty seven years,

(15:01):
not the restaurant. Okay, I thought the restaurant too. A
subway singer. What do you think he's going in the
subways and singing? Obviously it's the subway. Listen to the
respect of my voice I have for you guys right now,
you're embarrassed. I mean, if we thought it, other people
were thinking it. I thought, came and I work at
subway while he's making sandwiches. You want Swiss or American

(15:29):
meatball six inch or not? Well, see wheat or white. Yeah,
that's the kind of rent subway. But it's not even
about the subway. The restaurant's about subway where they take
the train? Are you taking the A train? Never mind?

(15:50):
I will punish you by not playing the clubs. Yeah. Hello,
you're on the year. Laurence spring Dell, Arkansas. What's happening?
First time caller? By the way, again, Um, I just
want to say I feel your pain on the whole
life story. Um, when I was younger, and probably like
the third or fourth grade, I had got life all

(16:12):
the time, and so my mom tried everything like mayonnaise
and all these lives, different things and everything like she
tried everything, and finally the last time I got life,
she said, Um, so I'm gonna save your head. Did
you curse and beat yourself out? Or did you hit
a button? No? I didn't curse. Okay, I heard it.
So she had to shave your head. Is that what

(16:33):
you said? Yeah, as a third grade as a girl. Yes,
she's a girl. That's fourth grade. The next week after
she saved my head, I had to take school pictures
with no hair. You weren't even taking selfies that life
one Laura zero. O oh, you got a baby there

(16:58):
with you. Now what's the baby's name? How old are you?
How's that going? First baby or second baby or third baby?
And I have a little girl. He is about one
on Tuesday day. Look at you with all the kids.
How's that going? Like being a mom or now? Oh
I love it? Yeah, and I'm a teacher too. Kids everywhere?

(17:20):
Kids kids, Good for your heart? All right, appreciate you calling.
I appreciate you very much, Thank you very much. I
appreciate you. Man. I'll give you that subway clip in
a second, if you'll behave imise. Let's go. Mike Young
has been singing in the subways of New York for

(17:42):
thirty seven years, and so he auditioned for America's Got
Talent and he did unchained melody. Remember he's been singing
for thirty seven years in the subways. Pretty good. I

(18:10):
wouldn't say blow awayable if he was like a professional singer,
but the fact that he's been singing for almost forty
years into the subway. You give him the root four
points to ye like he's good, and then you're like, dang,
he's been singing for forty years making money on the subway.
I would to put him through too, like I don't
hear him and go boomed future superstar. But I'm like,
you're good and you've been hustling so or whatever they

(18:33):
do on this they ding him in. They open the door.
All those shows confused, there are too many of them
right now, open the door. Oh yeah, you're free to go. Hey, Carissa,
good morning, Carissakisa. Okay, how are you good? How are
you doing? I'm really good. What's going on in your

(18:54):
day today? Well, I have to work this morning with it.
I'm taking a huge CP exam and it's a four
part exam and I've taken several parts a few times
and have a path i have to get seventy five
and I've just been struggling with it. So I s
may some encouragement from you and everyone else at the show.

(19:15):
Are you prepared? I guess it's my first question, because
you can go into anything and fail and you feel
because you're not ready for it, But first of all,
are you actually ready? This is a mental thing or
a preparation thing, It's both. I've been getting up early
early the morning and I go into work early, or
I go to a coffee shop and I study for
hours before work and take a practice exams, and there's

(19:36):
an online program you follow, and I've been doing that.
So I've just always gotten right around two seventy three.
I've got on an exam from like right there. I
just need that one little boost to get over the
edge of that pass and exams, Well, there are two
things you can do. One, you can always prepare your
brains out, but if you get to that point, where's
your brain that's keeping you cause you start freak out,

(19:58):
you get your lowings. I a d before thing. Here
are two things. First of all, you go in and
you turn this song on. Before you go ahead, pump
you up and take your heart right down. You take
deep breath. I'm a firm believer in talking yourself into things, though,
I think you can talk yourself into success. Okay, that's
also why I put it out there. Sometimes I'll do
interviews to say really obnoxious things, like I did with

(20:20):
Rolling Stone. I was like, I'm the greatest interviewer in
the format, and one I'm on the radio. I really
think that probably not, but I say that I have
to hold myself to that standard. And I also say
things like, oh I go on stage, you stand up,
You're gonna go out, you canna. I talk to myself.
I talked myself into things. I believe it works. And
so you have to find your device that you believe in,
and I think you can talk yourself into it. You

(20:41):
just talk to yourself like a second person. Who else
I talk to nobody else with me? So I'm like, hey,
you're gonna go out, You're gonna kill the first twelve minutes.
Do you say that louder internal I talk it out loud.
It's the same way I put goals on my phone
lock screen like a vision board. I can vision in
my head all I want, but I need to physically
see on my lock screen my goal for whatever it is.
So Carissa, what I'm gonna say to you is, before

(21:01):
you go take this test. If it's a mental thing,
if it's an anxiety thing, find your device for me.
It's that song seven Nation Army, and say to yourself, Hey,
I'm about to do this like I'm tired of falling
around all this tom foolery of getting seventy two is
not gonna happen anymore. I'm about to hit at eighty
and then go hit it. That's it. Talk yourself into it.

(21:21):
Repeat after me. I caressa. We'll go and kick this
thing right and it's butt. We'll go and kick this.
Seventy five is not acceptable. Eight is acceptable, is not acceptable.
In eighty is acceptable? Absolutely all right, Now talk to
yourself beforehand. Take your heart right down, and you got this.
That's all it means to you, gets all our listeners.

(21:43):
Talk yourself in winning. You can talk yourself in a winning.
If you're prepared, you can talk yourself in a winning
thank you Charissa, Hey, I appreciate you, Charissa, I appreciate you. Yes, well,
you look puzzled at my statement. There, I'm thinking about things.
I need to talk to myself too. I'm not puzzled.
I'm like, I should do that more. You have to

(22:04):
put the work in first. People always want stuff without
working for work. If I know, I'm talking to people
always like, hey, how do I make a million dollars?
You're just saying say it out loud, I want to
make a million dollars. That's not how works. Okay, But
I do believe you can even talk my kids to
come home. Well, I don't know if you can talk
to yourself. And they're on my screen saver. Listen, I've

(22:27):
told you before. Give me the green light, I'll make
it happen. Green light. Yeah, I don't know. That's right.
She's not giving me the green light. I mean, I
love that power move. Amy has really high morals and
standards and integrity, and so do you. Yeah at all?

(22:50):
And I don't even know what this green light is
giving you. Who do you know? It doesn't matter? But
I'm all Amy is for doing the right thing all
the time. I'm for doing the big guess right thing.
In comparison my last one. I was picturing my husband,
not my husband, that's weird. My son waddling up our stairs,
and I was like, I need to see him waddling

(23:12):
up our stairs before he can't waddle anymore. Like I
don't want to see a grown man going to bed.
I want to see my cute little six year old
waddling up the stairs. So Amy has two kids and
stopt that she's waiting for them to be able to
move to the United States. She had been over four years.
Can I to me? Can I say what I've told
you before? But I do not even think that's it now.

(23:35):
It's not okay. This like Amy has me if she
ever needs to call the pet boom, I thought a
sharp cook. She doesn't want it because Amy has a
lot of those things I talked about. She has I know,
I know, what do you want to do? Oh in
a place for you. This is Zach Kroll. He produced

(23:56):
Sam Hunt record pretty much and wrote a bunch of
the songs. So he wrote body like a Backgrowd with Sam,
and he was talking about breaking down the song and
like he brought his laptop end on the Bobby Cast
in my house and was like, so, how would you
do that with your mouth? If you turn it off
like that? Would just do it now? Like you would?
You know. It's him playing it right the thing and
me next to him going back the so that's his

(24:22):
voice and four guitars and at first like there was
bamp bamp bad. So that's a voice added in there too,
so cool and on the Bobby Cast if you subscribe
to it, you can hear that. They also talked about
cop Car from Keith Urban and because Sam wrote that
with Zach, the same guy, and Sam wasn't even an
artist yet, he was an aspiring artist. And it was

(24:43):
a little controversial because Zack said, I want to give
it to Keith. It sounds like I want to keep it. Well,
they gave it to Keith and so Keith Urban ended
up cutting it. He just wanted to keep the song
for himself. It's his song, it's his story that happened
to him. Even though we disagreed, his vote was for
to keep the song for himself. And at that time
he was an aspiring artist. But Sam, you know, when
he knows what he wants. He's died hard for that,

(25:03):
and I told him I was like, man because Keith
had asked me to produce it, which is ridiculous and unbelievable.
So if one of the songwriter says give it away,
they give it away. I think three people wrote that
song and one of them to thinking. But again, at
the time, Sam Hunt wasn't Sam Hunt. It was just
somebody trying to be an artist, and these guys are
trying to eat meals at dinner, pay their bills, and

(25:27):
so Keith. Everyone got the song, but it was something
bring it. I was too busy. So it's that's what
the Bobby cast is. It's I love like the behind
the scenes of country music and the production and hearing
isolated vocals from like Sam from body like a back
Road got brazen. First time I've seen a walk by

(25:51):
my fellow that I had to get her number like
six weeks not me and her go way bad like.
So it's things like that that he brings in. He's like, Hey,
this is how this song actually came together. So it's
pretty cool. Yeah, search Bobby casting here. But I mean
that's a lot of the little things there. But he
wrote songs for Carrie and yeah, it's a cool thing.

(26:15):
You don't think it is. That's actually I really was
not just saying that. You just even this morning football
tell I'm joking. We can tell him joking was football?
But I I like your Bobby Cast and I listened
to Karen and I'll probably listen to this guy. I'm sure,
what's the name, Chris Crowe. I'm just saying I don't

(26:37):
know the songwriters like you do, but I am interested.
I think that audio is really and it's like whoa.
Also Sam Hunkins sing without anything else. Sam Lant's coming
here and say saying and then likes really good. Yeah,
I'm just giving you a hard time. Okay, sorry, Zach
relax Aims. Just just search Bobby Cast. It's got awkward

(26:59):
him subscribed. You can check my phone anyway. I'm done right.
You're listening to sheriff of country music Bobby Bones. At
Texas Ranger baseball game, you can buy what they call
it Texas Snowball and you eat it, and they say
no children are pregnant. Women shall will eat this. I

(27:21):
know the fact they have to warn ever clear or something. No,
there's no alcohol. It's a circle of shredded meat, dipped
in funnel cake batter, deep fried and coated and powdered sugar.
It costs ten dollars for two Texas snowballs. And again
it say's not recommended for kids or pregnant women. I mean,
it sounds like the Texas Giant roller coaster more than

(27:41):
it doesn't you buy a baseball game, But why not
pregnant women? What's wrong with that? Maybe it's just so
unhealthy too much. That's the thing though, Like, why all
of a sudden, when you're pregnant, you're concerned with what
you're putting your body because your baby, because you're providing
for that baby too. Yeah, but why not do it
for yourself? Like because the baby has no choice, The
baby has no choice put take the bad sty. You
have to think about that, at least for myself. I

(28:02):
know I'm doing it for yeah an, I know parenting
pregnant Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. The average hourly
wage for Americans, according to the latest government figures I've
read this, the average is twenty Sam. That's up. That

(28:23):
seems high to me. It's raises all nowhere. I'm sorry
about here's the story and this is all about if
you take a nanny or a babysitter on vacation, does
that make you a bad mom? No. By the way,

(28:44):
you guys can call us too if you want. If
you can do that, why in the world would that
make you a bad mom? Our phone numbers eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby. So the reason the story came up,
there's a mom of two, she pays two thousand dollars
take their nanny on this vacation. And they're rich and
they go abroad, right, and really they have the money,
but they say a lot of middle class parents are

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taking babysitters or nanny's on vacation. And she's like, listen,
vacations time for rest. And if I want to rest,
it takes me to watching my kids. Exactly. Like, if
you're on vacation with all your kids, it's not vacation.
That's like a trip work trip, and about the passion
about you as kids. You go first, it's easy. You
are supposed to go on vacation to spend time with

(29:27):
your family. That is the whole point. If you have
kids and you're going on vacation, obviously, if you have
a nanny back home, You're not spending that much time
with him anyway. So to go on vacation and also
take your nanny your babysitter, you're just a lazy parent.
Oh my god, you think it's okay, Amy, I totally
think it's okay. And I don't think it means that
you're not spending time with your kids. And I don't

(29:47):
think it makes you lazy. I mean, look at his opportunity.
That nanny doesn't have to be doing your job for
you as a mom or dad. You can still be
just as involved. But say you and your husband want
to sneak away for a date night, boom your nanny.
Where would you find a babysitter if you're elsewhere in
you're in another country? No, but your nanny is there
to baby see your kids. So you're in your husband
go on a date. If you eliminate other country, because

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that's not fine. It takes you fine. You go from Colorado,
you're at the beach, you're in Florida, you take your nanny,
you get to go on a date. That's not a
big deal. Eddie oh Man. I rarely agree with lunch box,
but I'm gonna go with lunch Box on this because
vacation is about family time and if you're taking a nanny,
like it's not a vacation, you shouldn't have taken that.

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He's right, though, he's right. You should probably just leave
the kids at home and then take your own trip
with your husband or a wife. But then you want,
maybe you want the daytime with your kids, and honestly,
I feel like the kids will probably feel left out.
If you could afford it, Eddie, would you take help
to go with you? Probably? Yes? Yes. Our phone number
is eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby. All right, there's

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a story about a mom taking a nanny on vacation
and everybody that's like, you can't do that. That means
you're not a good mom. Did they get nanny on vacation?
To me, you're not a good mom. So that's what
we're talking about here. Rachel and Louisiana. Good morning, Good morning, Bobby.
How are y'all? I'm really good, We're good. What do
you think about this? If you take a nanny a
babysitter on vacation, does that make you a bad parent?

(31:14):
Absolutely not. Mom sneed breaks to momskneed vacations too, And
so the kids. So, I mean I was a babysitter
on a vacation. This was ten or twelve years ago.
But I mean two families got together, they had four
kids altogether. I went with them, moms. You know, they
went out in the evening, went to dinner, they did
their thing. I had the kids. We stayed in and

(31:35):
watch pizza. I mean, I really don't see a downside
to it. I mean, ten years later, I am a mom.
So it's like, if I go on vacation, do I
want to bring Well, he's fifteen months, so I mean
i'd probably just bring like my mom, throw that owner.
But I mean, I don't really see a downside to it.
I appreciate to appreciate you to So Amy says, no,

(31:58):
it's not a big deal. Lunch Box says, you're a
bad parent. Absolutely a bad parent. I don't understand the
point of going on vacation with your kids to bring
someone else to watch them so you can go have fun.
Don't you want to have fun with your kids on vacation,
Like if you have a nanny at home, that means
at home you're very busy. So this is a getaway
time to spend time with your kids. Amy will have

(32:21):
a nanny when she gets her kids, because Aimy and
her husband will both be at work, so they have
to have somebody stay at the house. And so you
go on vacation, you take the nanny with you. I
could see us doing that. You can see you or
that you're yes. I I don't know, because I don't
know that we will need the nanny all the time,
especially on vacation. But I will say, my husband and

(32:41):
I don't get a ton of time together, and I
could see if if we were able to do it,
I could see us bringing our nanny with us in
a spending time with our kids all during the day
and when it's time for them to go to bed.
If we go out, then the nanny or the babysitter
can stay behind and be with our kids at the
hotel or wherever. We're saying, is that a bad mom? Like?
But it's a bad mom. That's laziness, they're exactly. So

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stay with your kids and have wine by the in
the living room where the kids sleep in the other
room when you're on vacation. Why do you need to
go out with you? I just don't know how that
makes me lazy. But if you hear is a lot
of money, regardless of mom. I'm just telling you what
I hear. Somebody but no money. I'm like, you paying
for somebody to go on vacation with you, Like, if
you can afford it, I say, you can do it.
I have no problemly you doing it. But holy cow,

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that's a whole other human you gotta pay for Tommy. Hello,
Virginia Beach, Hey, Bobby, good morning, everybody you on the everybody,
thank you for Colin Hey, no problem, Thank you guys
for having me. So I gotta say I agree with
Amy on this one. And I'll tell you my wife
and I both were in the military. Uh, and we've
got four kids, so when it comes to doing anything,
we don't have help. We're in the military. We move

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all the time, so our family is states away from us.
So when it comes to being able to do something,
it's almost near impossible for us to do it now. So,
for example, we went on a cruise, and I gotta
tell you right off the bat, the first thing we
were looking for at night was the childcare, or even
during the day were the simple fact that as a parent,
when you have your kids, your life starts when your
kids wake up and your day ends when your kids

(34:10):
go to bed. So you're having a drink or sitting
down in the living room watching some TV together. That's nice,
but if you can't get out for dates, you know,
every now and again, it's nice to know that there's
somebody there to watch them. Now what I've taken, Nannie,
I'm in the military. Man. We don't make that much money.
But if I could afford it, You're absolutely right, I'd
do it at least once or twice. Tommy, appreciate you, buddy. Well,

(34:32):
there is no right answer, however, to me that is here.
That's a lot of money. You guys can fight about
philosophical differences. Who's paying for that? Everybody show? He's a

(34:55):
Twitter poll and we just asked a question that we
were just talking about. You can go over Mr Bobby
Bones on Twitter. If you take a babysitter on vacation?
Does that make you a bad parent? About se? People say, no,
it does what people thank you for all the calls

(35:19):
bad parents? Mr Bobby Bones is my Twitter. There's a
pole up there. Most people say, if listen, if you
can afford it, why not? It would be like if
you could eat the finest steak every night, would you
if you can afford it. I have a theory, go ahead.
This might be the grass is greener though, because people
don't know, because what most of us are never gonna

(35:39):
have nanny, so we don't know what that's like. Okay,
this whole talk of like, oh, we go out after
the kids go to bed. Guys, at the end of
the day, you're exhausted, you go to bed when the
kids go to bed. Oh see, I don't know. I
don't know if it's always a greener because you don't.
I just can't afford that lawn. That's right. That's yeah.

(36:01):
By the way, thinking about bringing a new segment to
the show, but he's had a very popular segment for
a long time with caller would call in and ask
for Amy's joke, and then it got to be where
then call anymore? Yeah, I think I don't know. It
just happened. They got it wasn't that they got over it.
It's we were doing other stuff and we have time
to get a joke in. But I'd like to dedicate

(36:22):
a time because people have been asking for it again
and it may not be a lasting segment, but I've
titled it the Morning Corny. What on earth the corny jokes?
The Morning Corny? Why did the chicken go to jail?
Why did the chicken go to jail? Because he was
using foul language? That was the Morning Corny. I like

(36:50):
the name. It's all a package just about you. It's
about everything. Okay, it's just checking about the joke. It's good.
So I've been eating some carbs. I don't normally eat carbs.
I know, what, how do you feeling to say? Well,
here's why. Because I was trying to stay really thin.

(37:10):
I've been boxing. I've been trying for a big fight,
and so I boxed all the time, and their exhausting
workouts is the most tense workouts have done in my life.
And I get just exhausted. And so he's like, you
have you have to eat carbs, you know, energy, like
you'll burn the energy off. So so I'm eating like
five mills a day now, not because that's like I'm
killing myself. Here seven pounds. Look at this. We can

(37:34):
tell you really filled that shirt up. I mean I
was like, this is a large shirt I don't wear.
Really does that move you up in your weight class
or whatever? You're not a feller anymore. I'm a bantam.
I don't even have the difference. I gotta go go
fight again today Box. I'm actually getting better. I'm never
going to fight in the ring. But ever, I only
have one good I can't get punching my only good eye.

(37:56):
So but I think I would be probably pretty good
until I get hit, and then I'll be like this sucks.
About about time about coach. So I've been eating different foods.
I was eating peaches last night, look fruit carbon all.
This morning I was reading this story about food trends. Though.
Now your willpowered eat healthy diminish as the day goes along,
because it gets later and you get tired, and this

(38:17):
will power you have in your heart, in your head,
boom gone. The later it gets, the layer you stay up,
the harder it is to eat to whatever degree you're
trying to eat healthy. Even the old diets, the diets
so you would do and everybody would do, like the
Atkins and the yeah and the what else whatever they were.

(38:40):
That's like, there's what were all those diets? Because you
used to work at jim they were all those fat diets?
Oh for sure. Um South beach um, which is similar
to Atkins. But yeah, the points I would say, like
counting calories now it's all about veganism. If you go
to Google search, count me out of that one. And
then they talk about people ordering food now food deliveries,

(39:01):
like twenty three million people a day ordering food delivery,
and pizza has gone way up because they forget a
way to me healthy pizza. Yeah, cauliflower or whatever. Gross
by the way, someone made I told made me Callifiwer pizza.
And it's like when Amy made black bean brownies. If
she wouldn't have told me, I would have thought they
were brownies. So they were fantastic, but she told me.
It kind of ruined it for me. Someone made Caulifiger

(39:22):
Cross pizza and they didn't tell me till afterward, and
I was like, that was really good pizza. What was that?
They were like Caulifliger Cross are like, oh, I enjoyed
that craft and it was one of those kind of things.
It didn't taste like cauliflower. Its like a different crust. Yeah,
everybody find a way to eat healthier now. On this
day in we were teenagers, Alan Jackson had number one

(39:44):
song with Summertime Blues. Sometimes I don't wonder I'm not
a dude, because there ain't no summertimes. That's a jamp
I just sent on a radio. I'd be at ruben
houses like I was a tear off. Okay, don't don't
get it twisted. I wasn't good enough to roof Oh
you took the roofs off. You didn't get there yet, right.

(40:07):
I moved on the golf course maintenance before I got
to actually do the roofing. But we roofed houses and
I was part of the tear off crew. And so
what you do. You take a shovel and you take
your foot and you take this. You scraped the shingles
off and you throw them down on the ground and
then you have to get down. You're gonna clean all
that up, so you try to strategically throw this. It
was the worst this day. Sometimes the stuff you have
to do growing up, Like I don't get why you're
not handy really, Like I was thinking about how you've

(40:34):
used that tackle app where you had to have that
guy come over and put a screw driver in your
wall or something, and I'm like, really, no, no, no,
it's not rude. It's a deep thought. Like sometimes when
you share these stories about your past a side of
you we don't know because it's we didn't know you then,
and it's like wow, like he really had to work,
like like some hard jobs and and like listen, I did. Okay, well,

(40:59):
it's not rude. I'm not rude. It's deep thought. Okay,
sorry it cuts, Okay, okay, okay, it cuts a little bit.
But here's so I roofed houses. Yeah. The reason I
didn't really do a lot of roofing because I didn't
trust myself with a nail a gun, And so I
was tear off and clean up. And I worked maintenance
on a golf course and I mode greens and break
traps and we'd eat it and used all that. I mean,

(41:21):
I was the guy. And then I worked at a
marina and had to drive boats because I lived near
a lake. And so man, I mean operative boats. I'm mixed.
Depending on what kind of engine it was, i'd have
to mix. Yeah. When I grew up, I grew up
hunt official. Yes, that's what I'm saying. You hunted your
own food in the wild, Like, I mean, I'm not

(41:43):
that guy does that TV show Bear Grilled? But you
do make a point, even though it cuts a little
bit that I should be a little manlier, but I
just don't. I chose a different career in life. I
decided I want to because my stepdad works as a
mill and he was like, I don't enjoy what I do.
I'll be honest. He's like, I hate it. It's a job.

(42:03):
I have to pay the bills. And so I decided
to do something that I wanted to do. And I
felt like, regardless of the money I made, if I
was doing something I wanted to do, I would enjoy
my life. So I found that I wanted to do
because I wanted to do it. I worked really hard
at it. Because I worked really hard at it, I
became successful and with that I just turned into a whip.
I guess the end. But I just been all day

(42:26):
in studios writing and write books and new radio shows.
And that's I don't do man stuff. And you know,
but I do think of this song I was a man.
I was a man with this song was on that
was back in my manly by period and summertime was
I'd get them to a man. It's hot out here
and I want to go to time. I'm going to rise.

(42:50):
I don't work in all summer just to try dollar.
Every time I called my baby to try to get
a date, my bather says, no day, son, you gotta work, lady.
Sometimes there ain't no care. Sometimes I always like that

(43:11):
congressman line. Sorry, I'd like they'll be some but you're
too young to too young? Where did this come out?
Time marches on? Buddy, so controversial here and we'll go
to lunchboxes because he was gonna pick a fight with
his father in law on the air. I love this.
So you went on vacation. You did not know your

(43:34):
h mother and father in law we're coming along, surprised
to you. Yeah, and sister in law yeah, oh wow,
oh yeah. Why didn't if she came to and aunt? Yeah,
aunt in law, I guess you call her. Wait, so
your wife, you go on this vacation, No lie, no lie,
you show up. You and your wife decided to go
to Portland. She surprises you with not just the immediate family,

(43:56):
but the extended family. That would be miserable, crazy, Like
I think that I don't know that it's miserable. That's
just crazy. He didn't know. So okay, you get there
and then do you make the best of it? Or
are you angry for a bit? I mean, I put
on a brave face and I sucked it up and
I was like, I'm gonna have a great vacation, you know.
So we did a lot of things, a lot exploring,

(44:16):
go to dinners. The only problem I have is at
dinners and meals, Uh, my father in law didn't pick
up the bill every time. And you expect that as
the father of my wife. He is the highest ranking
member in the patriarchy of the family. He's the patriarch,
he's the head han show. He's the one that's been
in his career the longest, so he's the most established.

(44:38):
So when you're on vacation and you are there and
you're the father, you're supposed to pick up the bill.
So you felt like he should have bought all the mills,
all the meals, Like if we're all together eating, he
should have picked up the bill. So there'd be sometimes
the check would come and it would just kind of
sit there and he would be like, oh, can we
split it up or something like that, and I'm like,
split it up. You're the you're the father in law,

(45:01):
Like credit card, Hey, you decided to come on vacation
when you're the head han cho, you're that's what you're
supposed to do. How many meals do you pay for?
You think percent? Probably that's way low. That's a lot lower.
That's a lot lower. And so I just don't get it,

(45:25):
Like I don't understand, Like, what's the point of father
in law coming on the vacation if father in law
is not going to take care of the vacation. Do
you ever think to yourself that you're an adult and
you have a good job. No, I understand that, and
I don't mind. Like if it was my wife, and
I would pay for the meals, like I'm good like
and maybe even if her sisters because I'm more established,

(45:46):
I'm I'm higher ranking than her sister because she's younger,
so she's not as established as I am. I get that,
butishment her father is way more established than I am.
And he's the dad, like my wife calls him dad,
So like he's supposed to take care of her and
take care of us. Did you say anything to him

(46:07):
about it? No, I just gotta do it on the
radio and he is not here. Yeah, he can't hear
me right now, So it's great. Like I'm just gonna
get back to him. It might because my wife's mom
is from Florida and she has a little girlfriends from

(46:27):
high school that's still listen, and they title telling everything
I say. They call her he was talking about you.
It's so show pride call and be like, all she
was talking about your husband. How cheap he is? I'm disappointed?
One to ten are you and your father in law? Nine? Wow?
All right, let us know how that goes today after
the show with your wife, I will all right updates

(46:54):
about half a man don't know this about their wife
or significant They're like, straight up, they just don't know,
and it's something that you would think maybe they would.
But that's why it's surprising, and that's why I don't
think you're gonna get it. Amberzon in Massachusetts, Hamber, thank
you for calling away. I think this is her birthday.

(47:14):
Amy's is just well because it's over half or is
it half? It's right about half. The answer is not birthday,
but I would say that I don't think a lot
of guys. I don't know anybody's birthday. I don't know
how to get places, I don't know cell phone numbers.
It's all provided for me. So why would store that

(47:35):
in my space? Here's this April second, appreciate that no
idea when yours is really not? But I can look
it up. But do you do? You really not? Don't together?
We're probably talking eleven years together, twelve years we've known
each other. You don't know my birthday. I don't know
anybody in this room single day? Birthday? You don't know Rember. Yeah,
I don't know either. Amy. I don't know your cell

(47:57):
phone number. I don't know how to get to your house.
I don't know if I had to get to your house,
I would I would have to type it back in
a GPS on my phone and be like Amy's house. Yeah, yeah,
that's fine. But I don't know things that I don't
have to know. Do you know your girlfriend's birthday? He
doesn't know things to know. I don't know. You don't
know her birthday? You don't ask a way longer. Don't
you think if he knew her birthday? If he knows it,

(48:20):
I'm gonna be upset? Yours is Jo, That's right. Some people,
some I don't know you know at all. Some just
know nothing at use. I'm just have calendar. Yeah, I
don't know anything. And most time like, is their birthday?
Let me look on Facebook or let me look at
my calendar. Has a birthday? You have to Facebook birthday me.

(48:43):
Sometimes I know when your birthday is coming, though, because
it's around everybody else. Yeah, do you know the month?
Have your birthday? Yeah? March? Than somebody just said it
out loud, full disclosure. I had no idea joking. I mean,
I don't know anybody's birthday. I know, but I mean,
come on, I don't have to begin. You're into and
you say that sometimes I don't know my own cell
phone number. Someone what's your own number? And I'll be like,

(49:05):
h I know your stars with the five it's five
one two. I'd say, I haven't seen him for fourteen years.
And then okay, so I'm starting anything. I'm a better friend.
I always thought you were the better friend of me.
We had that quiz. We had that quiz and Bobby
dominated you. I don't think it's it's just things. Yes,
that one you don't remember the quiz your true friendship, Dana.

(49:29):
About half of men said they don't know this about
their wife. What do you think it is, Dana? I
think it's the age that worse. No that's not worse
because sometimes the years all muddled. Oh don't give me.
That's okay to remember. That's grab yeah and six thanks.
I know that. What was the point of that guy? Okay,

(49:53):
I'm not in this debate, I know, I understand. I'm
just admitting I have flaws like crazy, and one of
them is I don't remember things. And maybe that's maybe
it's but you were like you read something on Wikipedia
and you know it for life. Oh yeah, he knows
released dates of songs like you know came out Tanner
was wearing on the episode of Full House. It point

(50:17):
you don't remember things. It's just a lazy excuse. Quizzible
captain in fifth grade of the high school team, and
they're attacking you. I don't know why I'm not. I
don't agree with Bobby, but game. Can we guess again? Yeah?
Go ahead with their middle name? Damn, it's all bad. Well,
I got to but one I've written down. I'm gonna

(50:39):
go with the eye color. You don't know their eye color.
I have it for the win social Security number. That exactly.
That's how it never get it. My husband's I do. Lauren.
You're on the air. Hey, guys, I am going to
go with how much money they make a good one?

(51:00):
That is not it. That's just lunch box. He knows
my wife, but she correct. She doesn't see my paycheck.
There's not even online banks she can log into to
see how much of the depositive separate count. But you
gotta keep it separated. No, you don't look at why? Why?

(51:20):
What do they say? It is not broken? Don't invent
the new wheel? That's exactly. And now you want to
tell you the answer to this? Are you gonna wage
or something on it? That you know it? That's the
stupidest thing I've ever heard. The answer is stay it
with me. One to three shoe size that's correct. Look
at that changed into eye color and I know your

(51:42):
shoe size eleven? I know whoa that's a big Yeah,
you got some down? How do you fall a bigfoot? Amy,
you're kind of sassy because no, no, no, not just
this all morning, you be kind of sassy, and I

(52:04):
don't know what. I don't know, just in general, I've
been feeling it coming from your side and I like
it because why she's you got mad at lunchbox for
he's calling you a bad parent. Babis are on vacation
doesn't make you a bad parent. Amy, we're discussing things
on the show. Yeah, I like it when you're sassy.

(52:25):
Here's my only issue is it is if I call you,
I fired back at you. People get mad at me
for taking a little little less. Amy. Well, I don't
like when you say that. I don't like your podcast.
That's annoying. These are that I like sassy. You don't
listen to every single one because I don't know your birthdays.
There's like seventy of them, that's right, I count seventy.

(52:46):
But the only one out of all of them was
Dirt listened to more. Okay, I'm done with those conversations.
I like sassy, Amy like Dirt, So what so what?
I like Karen Fairchild does have to feed? No? I
wear size eight. I heard you cut the size eight
off of other shoes and put it in your thirteen.

(53:08):
I like it. You should stay you. Okay, what's going
on in your life? Though? That makes you said? Did
you not get enough sleep last night or not? Is
that what it is? It was technically the night before
ye always to day. But that's all I mean. There's
a couple of me I can start listening to give
me something else what I want my kids. It's annoying.
It's annoying. So some days you just break down a

(53:29):
little more than others. Some days I'm just really frustrated.
I like go look at stuff and I'm like, this
just doesn't make sense. I reread emails and I'm like
trying to do the math, and I'm like, I don't
get it. What else is on your heart? No sleep today?
I'm I'm shark week right now. Okay, that now we get.
That's not the only thing, but that's what the other

(53:51):
things that I always want my kids, but it's magnified.
You always warned me though, you always say hey, heads up,
and you didn't this time. And the rule that in
your contract I wrote, must tell me when you're on
your period let me my lawyer on the phone. How

(54:13):
weird would that be? I wonder if that's in anybody's
work deal. I don't think. I don't like this little
harassment thing. I don't. It's like, heads up, man, anyway,
I'm with you. Okay, Well, listeners, don't getting mad at Bobby.
If he's sass is back. Bobby's got sass. I can
handle it. I have thick skin. If I cry, you don't,

(54:37):
but I decided to be giving a heads up because
I've noticed it today, all right, And you shouldn't yell
at lunchbox and you're not a bad parent. She's back
on that you shouldn't yell at lunchbox during breaks, and
I had to stop. You too passionate about it. But
he's always out of his mind. Yeah, but you gave me, sass.
I gave you class that never under the subject the

(55:00):
news we shouldn't care that much about, but we really
really do. Chipotle is gonna start making caeso. Whoa. That's
a really big deal, huge revelation. Like for those that
don't know what a free birds is. That to me
was the separator at a time of if I was
gonna go to free Birds or Chipotle? Is that free
birds that have queso? Free Birds caso is delicious, too delicious,

(55:25):
And Chipotle their caso is going to be fantastic if
they do it all right. You have to look at
the body of work to see what's gonna happen next.
Everything else they do, except for the whole back to
then Whereody got sicked for a while, everything else they're
just somebody set back. It's fantastic. I got I never
got sick. I love it, And so they're gonna makes

(55:45):
and I'm really excited about that interesting. The kisso is
what makes it so? I'm sorry, guys, it's my heritage.
That's how to pronounce it. So the guess so is
the game change it for you? Guys? It's already good.
It's just like about time. It's like Amazon doing Next

(56:06):
Day and turning it into the next hour like they
were already winning the game. Now it's like we have
our new league rights so that people have tasted it already,
because it's not out everywhere sharp cheddar and peppers and
you can see the ingredients. It's not even commercial. The
thing is that the people be like, are you doing
a commercial? No, we just love things. We're just like,

(56:27):
we're passionate about things. We love Chipotle and Chick fil
A and Netflix and Amazon and we're just humans. So no,
they're not commercials. They maybe you want to buy things,
but that's because we already do buy them and we
talk about them. Stranger Things Too is coming out and
that's the big TV show, and it's gonna come out
before Halloween because remember the Super Bowl had a commercial

(56:49):
There's a Stranger Things Too commercial during the super Bowl.
Really I forgot about well spend it sounds like so
it comes out of the twenty seventh October all at once.
But what was the show that brought you to Netflix?
Because I was talking about this on the Bobby Cast
the other day and I did episode sixty nine without
a guest because I didn't want to purposely put a
guest on sixty nine because I don't want someone to

(57:11):
be sixty And I was I was just talking to
myself talking about Female Friday, and I was talking about Netflix,
and so I said, you know what, because Netflix used
to be a DVD mailing service. And I was like,
this stupidest idea. But if I want a DVD, I'll
just go rent one or I go to the DVD machine.
Like why would I subscribe get something in the mail
and they have to mail it back. That was a

(57:32):
big problem. I don't want to mail things back. So
I never signed up. But then when they started having
their own shows, it was all old shows at first,
just old reruns. But then when Oranges the Black came out,
the Orange the New Black. That was the show that
made me sign up for Netflix. I was like, okay,
I have to subscribe. Now, what was the show for
you that made you subscribe to Netflix? I think to
get my own official account because my mom got the
DVDs and I would borrow hers. I think when House

(57:54):
of Cards Verse came out, and then finally I was like,
I need to just get my own because then I
started watching everything. So I want to say, maybe my
own account House of Cards, lunch Box. Can you remember
the show that made you subscribe to Netflix? Well, I'd
like to thank my father in law for paying for Netflix,
because I just used his accounts. I've never subscribed, and
I would say, I don't know if I watched Dexter

(58:15):
on that If not, it was Making a Murderer. That
was the first show that I truly watched on Netflix,
so that would be the answer because Dexter was produced
by show Time. Okay, so yeah, what Netflix show that's
good though? I mean that's recent Netflix show. Um, Orange
is a New Black for sure, but before then, it
was Breaking Bad. That's the first show I've ever binge watched. Yeah,

(58:37):
I watched that when I was buying shows off iTunes.
I think that's Apple TV. Old school. That's old school now, huh.
I say that. Everybody transmit a show, Eddie eight nine

(58:59):
and a half. Don't us in here the other day? Yeah? One.
He just looks for things to do after the show,
so it doesn't have to go home. We all know that.
But he's like, I can didn't do that, And so
he eats nine and a half doughnuts. Here's audio. These
donuts were in the break room and he has already
had two, and he told me he can eat all these.
You'all don't believe me. Here we go. There's four and

(59:21):
a half donuts, delicious. I told you you couldn't do it.
I told you they're just getting harder done five and
a half. This one doesn't taste as good as the
first donut I had. You're not gonna make it? Oh,
donuts six and a half? I feel fat, I feel drunk.
Come on, be a strong nine half last nine and
a half? How many wasn't nine and a half doughnuts

(59:44):
easiest donuts? Why couldn't you not got ten? Though? If
you didn't, that was all that was left in the box. Okay,
So here we've been talking as a group, right, and
so there's this thing happening right now at Krispy Kreme. Oh,
eighties cents for a dozen? No? What? Let me haven't
even let him already know where he's going with this?

(01:00:04):
And no, we've talked about this as a group. Okay,
all you guys have talked about this. Here's what we'll
do if you can eat a dozen doughnuts tomorrow And
what's the time for we want to give him? What
a time period? How long did it take him to
do nine and a half. It took him like twelve minutes,
So we'll give you twenty minutes a dozen, twenty minutes
for a dozen? Do you can eat a dozen? Let
me talk if you can need a dozen doughnuts in

(01:00:26):
twenty minutes. Cash on standby wasn't finished talking brand new car,
one cash for you and one hundreds to the charity
of your choice. Oh I like that. I like that.
Do you understand that I woke up this morning still
feeling like crap from Monday from eating nine and a
half doughnuts, but I said you could ate more of

(01:00:48):
the tomorrow morning this time, do you take the dozen
donut challenge tomorrow morning? For a hundred dollars for myself
and a hundred dollars for the charity cat cash money
for both, cash money for both. A dozen does. But
if you don't do it, you don't get the money.
Like there's no consolation, pride. Can we have insulin on

(01:01:11):
on hand? Do you take it? Yes? Or no? Dude?
I'm telling you, I felt really drunk when I did
eight nine and a half donuts on sugar. I to
ask you, do you like charity? I love charity and
I do love donuts. It's a lot of love. Do
you take the challenge and you can do this? Like
you had so much room to spare, Like you were
walking around this room looking out the window, going, man,
I could be a professional eater. I think he could

(01:01:33):
do this. Yeah he did, Yeah, because I think I
could be a competitive eater. So if they're there, melt
in your mouth, yeah fresh, yeah, Chrispykreme donuts, a dozen
of them, twenty minutes wait, think uh okay, let's do
it tomorrow morning. It does, don'ts who cares? No? No, no,

(01:01:55):
like diabetes like runs in my family. It's a big deal.
Just bringing happy panamorrow. We fine. Now we're throwing the
D word now six today to practice. Yeah later nine today.
So I love pranks, and nobody on the show got pranked.

(01:02:17):
It's something I saw on the internet. What awesome happened
in my life? It wasn't real. Here is this guy
took any He attached this brakes to the horn of
his buddy's car, so every time he pushed the brakes,
the horn goes off. That's awesome, funny huh. Here are

(01:02:50):
some details on Michael Phelps race with the Great White shark,
because it's already happened. Oh and they did in open water.
The question is did the arc no, he was racing,
doesn't know, but they won't give the results. They did
have fifteen people in between them, so the shark would
attack Phelps, and they put a fin on Phelps too.

(01:03:11):
But because Phelps swims about five miles per hour in
the water, a shark swims at twenty five miles per hour,
so they gave him a mono fin. Okay, so go faster,
so he can go faster, to try to somewhat even
it out, because they just know human doesn't swim as
fast as the shark. So there, when it happens, we'll know, okay.
So they put fifteen people between him and the shark.

(01:03:33):
Who is the number one person closest to the shark
who volunteers for that role. I'd be number fifteen, but
I don't want to be number one. There were fifteen
safety divers in the water to make sure he didn't
get eaten. I guess I don't care as much about
safe divers. Who cares if they get eat They're not
making people watch Shark week. So there's that. I do
have some Wednesday wisdom coming up. If you'd like to

(01:03:53):
hear Wednesday wisdom, I'll drop the line. You're coming up
in a second. You're going to hang after that. You're
listening to Sheriff of country music. This lady Florence. She
doesn't mean one birthday. She's hey, what's secret to living?
Just like my wine? Yeah? And maybe you just feel
that way because you're old and you're like wine. Yeah,

(01:04:16):
and it works for her. How about this Pringles and
one of the Ramen companies. Yeah, I have teamed up
for a Pringles top Raymond. Sorry, you guys always give
me a hard time. We call him Raymond Noodles and Markets. Okay,
that's just that's a meat thing. Yeah, let me have
my meat things. You can have it. What are you doing? Chicken?

(01:04:37):
Or be for what they're doing. They have chicken flavored pringles. Yeah,
that could be good. I am my head as Raymond noodles.
I wonder if other people listening now they're live in
the South, that would be interesting talk like I talk
call them Raymond noodles. Or if that's just a meat thing.

(01:04:58):
I don't know, because I a lot of ramon noddles
ramin middles in high school and college. My grandma called
she would make things at reminddles, and that's what she
would call him to remin noddles. Maybe it's an older
it could be old person thing. Maybe it was your
grandma that started it all. Maybe so my grandma raised me,
falling my life. She adopped me for a long time.
You give me that tone, but I appreciate that. That

(01:05:19):
wasn't the tone. That was a yeah, like that'd be
cute if she was there. Now I'm gonna get sassy
because there was no sat. There was just not. Now
you're all looking for sass. We're always looking for sass. Here,
Let's let's do Wednesday with wisdom. Oh, thank you? Right
held on, let me hear the button here Wednesday Wisdom.

(01:05:40):
People always asking me about how do I get to
this goal? My god, how do I want to do this?
Let me do this? Actually I talked about goals a
lot and so, and you know who I look who
it thinks really smart to read what he says is
Nick Saban, the head football coach for Alabama. Okay, you're
gonna He talks about goals a lot and so. It's
like setting your goal. If you have a goal, but

(01:06:00):
you don't have a plan for that goal, it's just
a wish. Like my goal is to be whatever, unless
you have a plan to get step on five eventually
to tend your goals done. But wish and wishes don't
come true. You thought openny and bucket all you want.
Wishes don't come true. Plans come true. So whatever that

(01:06:20):
goal is, make a plan achieve the goal. Otherwise just
a wish. Nick Saban talks about the details are all
just inside what you're doing. You have the end results.
You don't focus on that. You focus on what you're
doing right now to get you to that end result.
It so repeat after me. A goal without a plan
is just a wish. A goal without a plan is
just a wish and we don't want to go wish

(01:06:42):
and you' want to bake your life on wishes and
we don't want to go. Yeah, stop wishing. You can
wish for a million dollars. You can wish for right
Wednesday wisdom? Do you have any Wednesday wisdom lunchbox? Yeah,

(01:07:05):
I got some Wednesday wisdom ahead. You're gonna hit it.
He has Wednesday wisdom. Look both ways before you cross
the street. Nailed it. That's we're talking about. Get your
I think about a good one, dude. On Friday, we'd
bring you one of my favorite artists in Aubrey Seller.

(01:07:38):
So Aubrey's gonna come play a love I think you
guys gonna love her. I love that we've created this
female Friday thing because I probably would get pushed back
on booking her. Not they would say don't, but I
probably get pushed back if I didn't have If I
was like, listen, I'd like to move this agenda forward
and like purposely take females that aren't getting a look
and put them on the radio. And so yeah, I'm

(01:08:01):
pretty happy that that's happening. Nobody say anything me about it.
Boss is always something awesome, like the man's always got
something to say to me about something. That man's always
ain't something about something. And if they said something new,
what would you say? Yes, yes, sir, but say no,
it's female Friday. No. But I think they get it.
They get why I want to do it. They get it.
I think, like, honest to god, my boss is feel
the same way that there are a lot of women

(01:08:23):
on the radio. The labels haven't developed them, and it's
a whole thing. So anyway, I'm doing my part. And
so Audrey Sellers will be in. I don't care if
she's girl or dude. I love her music regardless, but
it gives me a reason to bring her in. So
she'll be in. Now. The big question is going to
be my girlfriend. And I'm gonna say it that way.

(01:08:43):
Who's also an artist? Has a record come out in
like four weeks or five weeks or something? Do I
book her and bring her in on the show? Wow?
She hasn't really from she's no, she's not been at all,
none and forever, but her record is coming out and
so it's that thing. And she she didn't get upset

(01:09:03):
with me, but she was a little like, oh, because
I said yesterday that her, it's been a strain on
our relationship. The radio stations don't want to play her.
She was like, I hate that that is in your head.
I'm like, yeah, but it's true. There are stations in
our company that will be like, ah, we can't play
her because then it looks like it's uh conflict and

(01:09:25):
matris like, and there are stations not to come like
we're not playing her because she's dating Bobby. So I'm like,
she's losing for both sides. So it's like, do I
book her on her album released day? Like we have
to think about that all booker and then that way
it's not up to you. But you don't book I understand,
But then you can say I didn't book her, lunch
Box booked her. Well, then they'll say you're fired. Why

(01:09:45):
you let people? Then then it's a team mom every
time it's tea Mom Tuesday. The team mom comes in
every Tuesday. That would be awesome. So we have to
decide if we're gonna book Lindsay to come in on
her album day. I mean us, I already go to
my confidence who are those you yes? Yes? And and

(01:10:10):
Rod I'll go to him. So yeah, it'll be A,
that'll be a decision we have to make. She's in
a bad place, Like, she's just in a bad place
and it stinks for her, but it is what it is. Wow,
she's so mature, Like you were saying it was kind
of a thing after you said yesterday that your relationship strained,
and I was picturing her being like when you said that,
she it was like a thing. I was picturing her

(01:10:30):
texting you being like, why is it a thing? Defined strain?
You know? But you said that. She's like, man, I
hate that that's in your head. Yeah. Oh, she's way
more mature. She's way smarter than Everything about her is
a different level. I'm like, WHOA, that's like if you
had said that about me and I was listening, I'd
be like, why is our relationship strained? You're the ones
making strained. If it's that way, it's like she's a

(01:10:52):
problem in your head. So we have to decide that.
But seek her for advice? Yeah, I do. Can I
borrow her? I think this song of hers comes out
next Friday? What do you like? Hit this song? Don
you sing it? Yeah? Because you make me feel like
Jessica Bielle, You make me fool like I'm the ship.

(01:11:23):
That's not even her radio song. It's like welcome to
the Blues Club. Coquettes over on guitar, that's Lindsay on
a saxophone. Jimmy, don't you dare to get him to
sollo my back when we walk in to crab. I
love her when you do that. Keep telling me I'm

(01:11:45):
beautiful even though the zoom is full of the appias
like that, Christie Shelly, ain't come nothing on me. You
make me feel like Jessica Cubby stepping out of a
stretch jam and hugging the net for the champ of
ra Jammy like and chopping the mic naturally day Just

(01:12:10):
call me and make me fool. I like the progressive
you know. Sam Hunt, his producer and rider, came to
my house last night. We were doing a Bobby cast.
His name is Zach Kraw. I just love talking to
this guy because he's just in a different place in
his head. He's like, listen, I do cut your music

(01:12:32):
for seen. So this is you know, just him and
Sam and that whole group. They're like, we do count
your music for people. Now. We don't do cut music.
People love it ten years ago. We do now. Country music,
and so he was talking about and he brought in
body like a back road on his laptop, like he
brought in the song and broke it down. And so
he talked about some of the sounds that you hear
in his voice, like Zach's voice, the producer of the song.

(01:12:55):
So how would you do that with your mouth like
you turning it off? Like would you just do it
now like you would? You know? It's him playing it
right the thing and me next to him going back.
So that's his voice in that going pop up. I
had no idea. And then he talks about when Sam
goes I'm gonna take it slow and said, I just
gonna take it slow, like that was the last minute.

(01:13:16):
We were almost done. He suggested that little tag right
there if I'm gonna take it slow. That wasn't that
was eleventh hour. He was like, hey, I hate that
last course should hold for a little bit. So the
slow I'm gonna take it slow, which I'm geeking out

(01:13:36):
right you guys. Laptop is playing the music. Here's Sam's
isolated vocals where they just recorded it, and there was
like noise all around him even as he was singing
brazen the first time I was saying a walk by
my fellow like that woo. As you can see as
part of the natural part of the song, they didn't
add that in. It's like the boot. And then Josh
Osborne's a writer, did the harmony is a kid, I'm sick,

(01:14:02):
and so it's just a bunch of parts and that
guitar lick and then here's another part of it and
they put those together with his voice and that's when
you have that so cool. And then they added the yeah, yeah,

(01:14:24):
that's just his voice. That's his voice, ye playing a
keyboard and going yeah. So it's the whole breakdown that
song is that Crowdbobby Cat. I love music. I love
country music. I love the way to go it's going now.
I love the old school. I just don't let people
to gripe about it. I like that all everything you

(01:14:46):
just played, I love it. Lunch boxes. That is that
to you at least interesting case you hate music. I
don't hate music, but it's interesting to hear how his
song is put together because I just assume they go
in and sing it and they're playing the guitars all
at one time, and that's how you to a song.
It used to be you know what I mean, like
maybe in like seventies and no, it's never one to

(01:15:07):
take Jake, but yeah, but anyway, it's up search on
I Heart Radio or iTunes search Bobby casts, Zach Kraw
What are you gonna say? Nothing, I'm not commenting on
your podcast anymore? Okay, cool, all right, take it out.
I subscribe. You should to thank you very much. Amy
has an attitude, But I don't know about some things

(01:15:27):
that you do, like sort of show ish, and I
hear about it from other friends. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Cool,
I mean jewish, but I mean I work with you,
and I'm like, I'm the B team. Would you like
to go to dinner sometime? You and I? I think,
and I think it's been a rough day for her
in general. I could send some sass like it's been

(01:15:49):
a it's a good day, though, because she was like
just give him it. She was just giving me the
business all morning and sometimes I just take it. But
then I called her out to hey, what's happened in
your life? Because today didn't seem like it's a good day.
It's like, well, let's like this. I'm also my period.
I'm like, oh, Okay, well you get a free path,
but usually she presents her period path before the show,
so I know it right. If I don't know about it,

(01:16:09):
I'm just like why they agree? You start thinking it's you,
like when I started going what did I do to
make me mad? And I started valuating myself? But you'd
be assassin as you want. You have the right to
whatever you want. So it really was apparent whenever you
attacked me for not being manly for no reason. Today
I didn't attack you for no you tip that the
wrong way. I said, it is interesting giving your past

(01:16:33):
and all the laborers jobs that you've had growing up,
a job that jobs if you worked like man's but
solid rough And now he uses an app like the
tackle app or whatever to have which is great. I've
downloaded the app because he used it. But to like
have people come over and like, you know what you said,
as you're not handy. You're not handy anymore and you

(01:16:55):
used to be so hard. I agree with that statement,
and I was kind of like, wow, what an observation.
But that's sassy Amy making an observation like you're a
weenie boy, and it's funny, and it wasn't I she
didn't try to attack you. She tried to come around
the side and back like slap. It was like like,
as long as you get it was good. Let's just
get back to present your card before the show. So
I know, yeah, I need a little cards like a

(01:17:16):
shark on it, and I just hey, I like you,
I need twelve of them. Maybe, well you need four
for a year. Oh no, no, you get four months.
You need to present four sharks a month? Is that
four days? Is that how long it lasts? No? Yeah,
but there's the weekend and Amy, get me about four
sharks a month? And plus the symptoms they go away.

(01:17:37):
They're not always there. Sometimes leading up there's the pre
and then during and then then one day you wake
up and you're like, I'm amazing, back to my old
self again. And then like two weeks later you're like, crap,
I have like two good weeks a month. Maybe that's terrible.
I know. Welcoming, she gets to hold the baby in
her belly. I don't. Actually, no women do okay, don't again,

(01:18:00):
here we go again right now? Just kidding. Hey see,
if we get Lauren Lena on the phone, if she's awake,
a lot of artists. You have a number on my
cell phone. Ray Wait, huh, okay, here, come here, I'll
get to because I saw her hair and it's all
crazy pink. I wonder what the motivation for this is.

(01:18:23):
I thought it was like heard just being funny. Here
take my phone. Okay, cool, see if we can get
arong like talk to her. So, Lauren Alena's hair is pink.
We put it up at Bobby bones dot com. A
lot of people from the South, like myself, do call
it Raymond noodles and not Ramen noodles. Yeah, deep South. Well,
apparently there's a line, and I lived in that line

(01:18:44):
of Raymond noodles, and so it's mostly I have Monroe, Louisiana,
a lot of South Georgia interesting, So you don't. You
don't say interesting either. Stop trying to interesting from that
deep South. You're not. So thanks for all the calls.
We'll see if we can get are on too Bobby
bones dot com. If you want to see a picture
of her hair. All right, Amy, what's in your pile

(01:19:06):
over there? You know what today is? Yesterday was slurpy Day. Yeah,
what's today? Pecan pie Day? So I was just letting
people know in case that's your favorite pie, because it's
my favorite pie, and I don't know, sometimes you need
excuse to you your favorite pie. But then I was
curious what y'all's favorite pie square. I really enjoy a
good pacam pie. I don't know, you know, I don't

(01:19:29):
mind it cold. I like ice cream on it sometimes.
But I like pcom pie. But I love pumpkin pie.
I do love from pumpkin pie. But I'd probably go
pecan and then pumpkin and then cherry. That's probably my goals.
Oh my grandma will make it cherry pie man. And
she would have this song because she would sing that
she was making it to be like muboy, she's rocking

(01:19:53):
on her leather. I totally believed you, and I was like,
you little song? Did you say what you? It was
a cute song, yeah, definitely was. She was a big
oh warrant fans. Yeah. She'd be like, Okay, I'm gonna
make you some pie, Bobby, what would you like? And

(01:20:13):
I'd be like, Grandma like some cherry. She's like okay,
and then she walked back in the kitchen that here
go and You're like, Girlma, what are you doing? I'm
just making some pine rocking and rolling. Here we go,
sweet drinking water, and that's give me a kiss on

(01:20:41):
the forehead and give me a little piece of Here's
here's your cherry pot, Bobby. Okay, So I don't know.
I know this story has been out for a little bit.
But since it's my pile and we get to talk
about what I want, and here it is, like Wednesday,
we haven't talked about it yet. Why the heck are
we not talking about Amelia Earhart? I talked about on
Twitter like for a month, I know, but we haven't
talked about all the show, and you talked about on
your podcast. Come in, she's here. Everybody in the tried

(01:21:09):
to fly around the world and apparently she was in
Japan as sort of like hell in Heald captive may not.
Apparently what happened was and the show's over. Show has
been over for four or five days now. But they
did a documentary on Amelia Earhart and she was like
on the History Channel she was gonna be the first
woman to fly all the way around the world. And
they think her plane crashed in the ocean and she
died like they ran out of fuel. But there's a

(01:21:31):
picture of the surface and she's blurry in the background.
They're not sure if it's her, but they think the
guys in it that he was flying with her, and
they think they see the plane. It's a lot of
they think, but it's so many they think that there
could be something to it. And what they're saying is
that because Japan thought she was a spy when she
landed there, they held her captive her whole life and
maybe even killed her. Yeah, that's very interesting, Okay. And

(01:21:54):
I thought she was I didn't know she flew with
a guy. I thought she flew by herself. So her
story is not really. No, she was the pilot. She
was a pilot. She was a pilot. Yeah, she had
some man in the ice chest. Beer. Hey, speaking of beer,
did you see that that guy and some guy checked
a beer as his luggage and it made it. Yeah,
so he checked it and put the tag on, just

(01:22:16):
like you would have checked tagged a single beer can,
went all the way through and came out and still
a can. I think it would like end up just
totally exploded everywhere and he'd be like, oh my cann
a beer didn't make it, But it did. He was
just being funny. But he was shocked at me. Then
I'm not that shocked because I think they probably saw
it and thought this would be funny. Let's take care

(01:22:37):
of this. Oh they handled it with I tell you
this about Southwest, so they have little things matter to me.
But it says all baggage is fragile on the side
of their carts. You know, we're like some bags of fragile,
like all bags of fragile. And so even though it's
a thing that was stamped on there, I'm like, man,
like that even in the subconscious of a baggy chandler,
it's like they see those words. I think it just

(01:23:00):
plays a huge partner of life. Obviously we don't know
it because it's sub and not consciousness. But I was like, man,
that's pretty cool they write that on there. That is
because other airlines they don't do that. Sometimes they throw
my bag. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Some
airlines I've seen they take the bag out, put on
the ground and stomp on a purpose and spit on it,
and then they throw and then sometimes they pull it
back out and just leave it. And then I fly

(01:23:21):
off looking at it on the ground. I'm like, oh, man,
come on, so did you see who's trying to get
next year's or this next round super Bowl halftime show.
I hear they're trying to get their talking to Britney Spears.
But he was the one initiating the talks. Why do
you think it's terrible? I think it's Here's the thing

(01:23:41):
about the super Bow halftime show. It's not supposed to
be the coolest person. It's supposed to be the person
that everybody knows and it's comfortable with. Because the super
Bowl is a comfortable show. The commercials, you don't want
to put some somebody so cutting edge and only a
third of the population knows. I'll change it. Britney Spears
to the average American is still a huge famous name

(01:24:03):
for me. I would I don't want to see Britney
Spears did it have time? And she did it ten
years ago. She was two thousand one. She did Walk
This Way with Aerosmith. It's been sixteen years to bring
her back. That's crazy. I know one day what I
may say it from a book. No say it now?
What is it? What are you going to say? I
don't know, you know, what is it? Hold on? Let me.

(01:24:24):
Turn this suck, I'll play it. I tell you hold on.
I say it for the book. I am I to
tell you to hold Is that? Oh yeah, save it? Yeah,
save it. I don't like how you guys do your
little secrets. It's with you, Eddie. I like it when
he shares with me, when you hide that, I would

(01:24:47):
say that, yeah for sure. Don't you think I say
it was a thing? Yeah, yeah, it was the thing.
I remember the thing. And I'm reading like, this is
a weird thing that's happening right now. What's happening? Don't
about it? Are you saying? Go ahead? That maybe coming?
Bear alize something? Dad saying you know what? Wait wait

(01:25:11):
for the book? Every bones too, So it's called it is.
I thought it was gonna be like bearer Bones, don't
do it. I like that music. Actually, I think that's
that's a different little suntime. Anyway, I'm not I have
so much more writing to do. It's not your bones.

(01:25:32):
Thanks for me in my first book, I'm Not Lonely.
I did change, but it's not even due till December.
Like dude, that's coming up though, Like for writing, like
it's I'm still not a good writing to scare you,
but you don't want You're not scaring all right, I
think we're done. That's four stories. Well the beer one
got thrown in because I knew about five seconds. Now

(01:25:52):
I'm good. Okay, that's my pile amy. Maybe that's what
her name is, Morgan, which we have two Morgans. We
have to change your name. And I emailed trying to
email Morgan number one last night, but I email Morgan
number two a bunch of stuff she does not need
to really worry about. Good thing. I didn't say anything
about her in it, And then I don't like so
first of all, yeah, um, let's how do we welcome someone?

(01:26:15):
Not because here'sw we're walcome around the show. Okay, cool,
get to work. I mean that's you just come in
and you're part of the team or you're not. We know,
there's really it's very so official, like no, no, we
don't haze around here. But she came in like the
first day, we need to teed that somebody come and
she came in and worked and was like awesome. So
she wasn't even on the radar, and all of a

(01:26:36):
sudden she worked and I was like, well, might as well,
Harry you're pretty good. So anyway, everybody, Morgan, welcome to
the show. Morgan number two, Welcome to the show. Thank you.
Can we clasp tell us about you? Morgan number two?
What do you want to know? That's a loaded question, Bobby, Well,
she's from which where do you want to know? Something
crazy about her? Yeah? Whenever she was a kid, because

(01:26:58):
you how do you do you want? Okay, whenever she
was a kid, she would listen to our show in
junior high and junior high. She listened to us in
junior and now, to be fair, we were a very
young morning show, like it was years her age two. Yes, yeah,
and so we still I feel like we still are.
But yeah, I don't feel like not. But she was

(01:27:21):
a kid listening to our show. Isn't it crazy? How
now you you're working here like ya? This is like
a full circle moment for me, So welcome to the show.
You're twenty three, you're from Wichita, and you're good at computers,
you know, like I have some I have a dog.
I'm a dog. Mom. Are you married? No? I'm totally single,

(01:27:42):
very single wo like single as in single not because
I just to talk about to Lindsay yesterday because I
was like, I'm single. Wait, and she was like, but
you're not single. I said, yes, I am. They gave
me government paperwork I would check single, right, so I'm single.
I think she means she's single, not good. I don't
think she speaks in government paperwork term I do. I
only speak in government paperwork terms. I think she just single,

(01:28:04):
as like totally single, not dating. Are you like focusing
on your job? Are you looking to mingle? I'm just
kind of, you know, living life. Something happens, that happens.
If not, I'm not worried about it. Are you d
T day hard? Are you? Yes? Yeah? Right? So her

(01:28:28):
name is Morgan two. I started calling Morgan number two
because I haven't I know two Morgan's in my life
and now they both work in the room, and so
what are the odds of that small world? We have
to find it because Morgan number one is the producer
of the show. And I've already told you what her

(01:28:48):
last name mass and gilt right, which is which is?
Which is awesome? We're not doing that. I know it's
a terrible nickname. Can I even know what we've no
because we have a controversy with that word on the
show before, just like referring to it as like, oh,
there's let me room. Okay, there's a word that rhymes
with scoose. And her last name is mass and gil

(01:29:11):
and that used to be a female product. So people
people as a nickname. We're calling her the excuse as
the nickname, right the two and so her name just
needs to be Morgan. We have to find our digital
girl a new name. What's her middle name? It's it's
like Heather or something. I don't know, it's late, I
have to it's Lane Nicole. Okay, we have here. No,

(01:29:34):
I don't like middle names. I call her blondie. No,
that's not a hr. What's with and Ammy and Morgan
are both blonde. That's just the thing. Maybe we'll figure
out later. But let the listeners may be come up
with a name, or we call her like we can
do call like digit do we call her digits digit DJ.

(01:30:01):
I will see what happened anyway. Welcome to the team, Morgan.
Thank you, you're really good. I appreciate that. I tell
her that, I'm like, you're really good, God, thanks for
being here. And then I'm always like that I'm the
hardest to commune. I told her, why did I say
the first time we met, tell us that's what you
think of Bobby that essentially he wouldn't tell me anything
and that was mean and I did something good, so

(01:30:22):
I just kind of rolled with it. I was like,
I'm a terrible communicator of like praise, But you haven't
that terrible you're you're it's not calculate, you're you don't
just I don't. I know, I value it, evaluate yah,
but people will take people will take it as all.
You know. I think when somebody that's not really good,
I like to tell them. But I don't like to

(01:30:42):
throw around participation ribbons at all, because then you're get
into bad everybody. I don't like participation ribbons. And then
when it does happen, because like over mine, I don't know,
eleven years, I can remember every time it's happen. That's
not true. I tell you all the time. You don't
even hear I'm talking about specific emails. There are times
when I gush about you don hear even on the radio.

(01:31:03):
I'm like, she's the great I've ever heard of my life.
That's not the praise I'm talking about about Amy to
other people. Oh yeah, the best I've ever heard. It's
just not what I'm talking about right now. I've heard
a lot of your microphone is going down. I've heard
a lot of females on the radio. And I don't

(01:31:24):
think Amy is the best radio person. But Amy's the
best person on the radio I've ever heard. Like, I
think Amy is the star of this show. Like I'm
not even in facetious. Break that down real quick. She
is not the best person on the radio. She's not
the best radio person, she doesn't have the best radio
person skills, but she's the best person to be on

(01:31:46):
the radio I've ever heard. Ever, I think she is
the star of this show. Do I come in and
put it together? So you are the star of In
my mind, I'm only able to shine because Amy is
that strong. Give me a song, I said all time anyway, Okay,
away mortgage, you wanted that, But welcome to the show

(01:32:06):
that I appreciate you guys hanging out with us today,
back tomorrow. It'll be thrown back Thursday. I said this though.
As the show is over. If you're bored today, you're
gonna listen to you can listen to the Bobby Cast,
which is a show I do from my house and
Zach krows In, who wrote a bunch of Sam Hunt
stuff and produced Sam Hunt stuff, and so he even

(01:32:30):
talks about stuff like here, well we were almost done.
He suggested almost that little tag right there, if I'm
gonna take your slow. That wasn't that was a eleventh hour.
He was like, hey, I think that last course should
hold for a little bit, so the slow I'm gonna

(01:32:50):
take you slow, which to me, I couldn't imagine the
song without that. So it's the meaning and how that
whole song Body Like a Back Road came together. But
this guy also wrote like Cole Swindell, the Middle of
a Memory, Dustin Lynch, Hell of a Night, and we
produced the songs. So it's a Bobby cast. Search for

(01:33:11):
it on iTunes or heart radio. I hopefully Wednesday goes
uh swimmingly as they would stay back in the thirties.
If you were super rich, that's on TV ones or
if you live a bit with the munsters, never watch
the Munsters. No other munsters in Adams family, don't watch
out one of this. I remember that people called me
Eddie Munster, but I didn't know what that man. Yeah,

(01:33:32):
never never mind, See you guys, on Thursday. I have
a good one. Body bones, y'all.