August 2, 2025 • 38 mins
Morgan and Eddie catch up on all things hot dogs. Eddie gives an update on his friend challenge that Morgan gave him last time. And Eddie questions Morgan more on her upcoming “Belize” vacation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan art one.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Behind a scene with a member of the show. What's up, everybody,
It's Best Bits weekend and a lot of you are
going to be excited because Eddie joining me.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey, I'm excited including me.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are you though, are you saying that?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah? No, you know what, like there comes a time
in the week where I'm like or the month where
I'm like, man, it's been a while, I haven't done
Best Bits and like, here comes I see that reminder
of my calendar.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, it's working.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's working. It totally is working. Yes, because I see
it at the beginning of the week and I know
when I start my week, I'm like, oh, this week
is the best Bits, so I look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Well, thanks for being here, Eddie, Yeah, of course, thanks
for having me. I got so many questions about hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Can we not talk about hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We have to follow up on a few things in there. Sure,
do you want to get it out of the way or
you want to wait until the end.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Let's get it out of the way, because like, man,
hot dogs, like it's crazy that, Like I never had
a problem with hot dogs. Hot dogs are like theyre's
hot dogs, right, if you're at a ballgame or whatever,
like you crave a hot dog. Man, the smell of
a hot dog is just making me sick these days.
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well after shoving twenty in your mouth in like five hours.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, not fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So how much money did you get from listeners on
your Venmo?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I got about four hundred dollars on Venmo tips. Isn't
that crazy?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay? But are you gonna like send it all back
because you did it? Accomplish it?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, they're tips. You know what I'm gonna do with
the money, though, what are you gonna do? Real talk?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Really? Actually, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I wanna buy a lawnmore?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You're gonna do it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes? I got so much hate about my lawnmower. Conversation
about how like I've had a lawnmower for ten years
and my kids are complaining that it shakes, it hurts
their hands, and I'm like, no, it makes you a
stronger man if you go through this paint. But you
know what, I got so much hate and they're like,
just buy them a law more.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Come on, So you're gonna do it with hard somebody
that's not yours?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, Hey, man, if the people want me to buy
a lawnmore, I want to more with the money, with
a people's money. Isn't that funny though? People tip me
for this You, I said, four hundred dollars pretty amazing.
I mean it wasn't like somebody sent like two hundred.
It was like a dollar three dollars. Somebody did six
nine cents like it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
All added up.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It did.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's why they say, that's why it's good at things
to pick up the pennies that you see on side road.
You never know how much it'll be.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hey, lunchbox does that.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I still don't think he knows how much he's
ever coming.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, he threw him like in this big water jug
or whatever, and I don't know if he's ever cashed
that in.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How long will it take you until you eat another
hot dog?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I would say about a month. Hot Dogs are such
a staple in my family. Like it's just a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Like on a genuine like Friday night where you guys
decide to eat hot dogs?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
How many can you eat Friday Night's pizza night? Okayday,
every Friday night Saturday, I probably go for two.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, Like you're not like a five eater and that
would have set you up a lot better.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No, if I was a five eater, yes, the five
would have gone down no problem, and the twenty you
wouldn't have been an issue or the twenty one. But like, no,
I'm a two two hot dog eater, you know, with
a ketchup on it. Nothing else, Okay, no mustard, no relish,
no chili doge.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's where you failed. You should have put ketchup on
your hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Do you think that putting any more calories on a
hot dog would have helped me? Like, no, my stomach
was capped like so like to break it down for you,
and I'm not gonna get like too detail because it's
pretty gross. But you start wondering like nothing is coming
out the other end.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's just all sitting in your stomach.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And it's not even moving. So you feel it all
in your stomach, which is you know, like right below
your ribs, and then when you start shoving more down
your throat, like it's not going anywhere. So my body
was like there is no more room in here, Like
you put one more hot dog in here, I'm gonna
throw it up. And I didn't listen.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So you should have taken the laxative.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I guess. I see, how does that even work? Does
that just push it down your stomach?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh yeah, I mean it basically doesn't allow anything to
sit in your stomach.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, that could have worked.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Would have spent a lot of time on the toilet,
but yeah, I would have probably hated you in the challenge.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I spent a lot of time on the toilet anyway, waiting.
I was like, come on, come on, anything, just go
all right.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Your wife was probably like, okay, he's spending even more
now time in the bathroom. And I don't appreciate this challenge.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I texted my wife said I'm coming home to eat
more hot dogs, and he's like, we're leaving.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm not going to be here.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You know. She took everyone in the traveling park.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's so funny. Do you feel bad after quitting? Like
do you feel like you failed?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Uh? Yeah, because I honestly thought I would make seven
I would do seventy hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You really thought you did?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah? I thought that. I don't you know. It's like
everyone had it was like too many cooks in the kitchen.
Like Amy's like, you got to exercise, you gotta move
so your body digests it. Other people like, don't do that,
like you're gonna like get tired or whatever. And then
some people would be like, take a laxative and do that,
and some people would be like, take as many as
you can to the beginning and then pace it out
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at the end. And I think I just listened too
many people.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You should have just done what you thought was right.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Joey Chestnut, he said, you know, fast for like twelve
hours before. I don't know if that helped or not,
like because I was starving, like when I took down
that first five or the first six or the first fifteen,
like I was starving, so there's no problem, like let's
eat after that though I was in trouble. Yeah, So yeah,
I feel like a failure a little bit because I
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really thought that I could do it well.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
In aw fairness, mind you, a lot of the challenges
we do on the show are set up for us
to fail.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So well, yeah, when I start, when people start offering
their money, when Lunchmus offers one hundred dollars, you know like, yeah,
I'm probably not gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
So I don't think you should feel like a failure.
And I think it's fair that you you involuntarily quit
because you threw up?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Did you? Were you watching the live on any chance?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Not when you threw up?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, So so there was a part or I was.
I had finished twenty hot dogs, and I was my
goal was twenty one, just to do three more, because
I think i'd stopped at eighteen nineteen twenty two. Yeah,
I stopped at eighteen. Then I'll come back to do
three more. And I was on my twenty first and
I decided to go outside and walk a little bit,
kind of just walk while I was eating. And then
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like halfway through the twenty first I gagged like and
it wasn't like like it was almost like something got
caught in my throat and I kind of like went
like that to get it out, and that triggered a
whole like movement of stuff wanting to go north. And
in the live, I go oh oh, and I held
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my mouth and like people you can see the comments
coming and be like, oh my gosh, you god, the
throat was good to throw up. And I didn't say
anything for like one whole minute, and I go, oh,
that was close, Like that was close, and then I
kind of swallowed and I thought it was all over,
like ooh, I was like I dodged a bullet. It
was almost all over right there in that instance. And
then like I took my lafe or it was like
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maybe like two more bites left on the twenty first
and I took one more bite and then my body
was like it wasn't a false alarm. It's it's happening. Yes. Oh,
And I felt bad too, because I'm like, I can't
throw up on it alive, Like no one wants to
see me throw up.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, but that's also entertainment in itself.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's pretty gross from what I heard.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You threw up to the side.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I did. I did. I moved the camera and threw
and threw up. I mean it. Oh yeah you can
hear it because it all just it's crazy though, like
you know when like sometimes you kind of have to
throw up and you force yourself to throw up even
more or whatever, Like this was not the case. It
was just like if I wanted to stop it, it
was not going to happen. Yeah, there was no it
just went full force.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, you can't stop throw up when it's ready to happen.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But that's not I'm not a throw up person, like
I don't know, God gave me the gift of like
an iron stomach, or like I don't throw up, Like
the whole family has a stomach bug and everyone's throwing
up and whatever, like I never throw up. I go
the by the way, I'll have.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Like which is ironic that this whole thing caused you
to throw rather than to do the normal thing that
your body normally does.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I know, I guess my body's just not used to
twenty hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And I definitely want to have been used to seventy.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You know, I would have been hurting. And then my
wife was googling, like what happens to your body if
you eat seventy hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You never google?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It was like not good, No.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's not a good result. I think you answered this,
But could you have succeeded in the hot dog challenge
if you tried a different strategy? And I think you
said that. I think you listened to how many people?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Just listen to too many people. I think that, looking back,
maybe if I wouldn't have taken so many at the beginning,
And because I did look at it as like, because
when you're doing when you're doing like a challenge like this.
You look at the clock and you're like, oh, I
got plenty of time, and then you look at the
hour and you're like that hour flew by way too fast.
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Like if I don't hurry up and do three in
an hour, like I'm not going to make it. And
so I kind of knew when I was struggling to
take down three that I wasn't going to be able
to keep up with a three an hour. And I
think my mind was just like, you got to take
as many as you can because you're not gonna be
able to keep up with that three an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, and when I had jumped on the live stream,
this was after we had left you, and it had
been like two hours since we seen.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You, and my number was like fifteen when.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I left, it was eighteen, okay, And I jumped down
the live stream two hours later and you were still
at eighteen. I was like, I don't think we're going
to see the end of this.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That was when I knew something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, Yeah. And I wasn't going to really jump on
the live stream unless I was eating, and I just
really didn't know when I was gonna eat.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, Well, you're already full. You're like, I have fifteen
hot dogs, I'm stuffed and it and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It wasn't like, oh man, I had a good dinner
like full. It was like there's no room in my body.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Would you do it again?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No? No, And people are sending me messages about this
nine innings, nine hot dogs, nine beers. Yeah, And I
looked at it. I'm like, that's kind of like I
feel like I could do that, but I can't. I can't.
I can't do it. I can't do that, honestly. The
nine hot dogs, no problem, right, Like I did that
one time.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's the nine beers. Even one beer makes you feel full.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You think about nine beers and how you felt with
that many hot dogs, Yep, it'd be twenty times worse.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, it'd be crazy. So I don't know. No, And
I really have to be very careful on what I
pick now to like challenges, Yeah, what challenges I'm gonna
accept because it's it's like I'm forty six years old, man,
Like I can keep putting yourself through that. No, I
can get hurt now, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, yeah, you gotta still be healthy for your boys
and family. That's more important than the challenges we do
on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, and when you do a challenge like this, like
I've done so many stupid challenges. We've all we all have, right,
But like when you're doing like I remember, right, like
two dozen donuts or something while running on a treadmill,
like you think about it that one, right, I did
do that one, and like you start thinking, like, shit,
that's too much sugar. Like what if my body just
like freaks out because it gets too much sugar at
one time. So like I gotta I gotta worry about
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it like that now.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Well, and they do say that your body stores trauma.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So yeah, well this is definitely gonna be stored in there.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
One day you're gonna find out I got a lot
of food trauma and your body's just been taking hits
left and right.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, but you know what, Bobby's right though, I guess
I am probably the only the closest we have to
a competitive eater really, like Lunchbox is kind of tapped
out on eating stuff. Ray maybe could, but like Ray
kind of just sits there and is like I'm good.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't think Ray has the desire to do any correct.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Scowa probably could but I don't know, Like I feel
like I'm the only idiot that just says like, oh
do it?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, I think you just want to make money for
your kids with your dad. Yeah, give me money, all right.
Last one, do you think you could do seventy of
another food that isn't hot dogs?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah? Of course I could do seventy pop pieces of popcorn.
I can do seventy a popcorn, I can do seventy.
I don't know, like pieces of gum?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, okay, you don't want to do seventy pieces of agm?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You think I can choose seventy pieces of gum?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You could, but talk about some of that is going
to be swallowed, and then you want to talk about
messing up your stomach.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You can't swallow it, dude. If you choose seventy pieces
of gum and swallow that that's stuck for years, well.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's gonna be stuck. It's either gonna be stuck in
your mouth or you're gonna have something down your throat.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Okay, forget I said that.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
See, you're this is where you're struggling.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Come on, tell me you're stum.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
What is the saying your stomach is bigger?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Than my mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Your eyes are bigger than your stomach. That's what it is,
is that I think it is. Yeah, your eyes are
bigger than your stomach. So you think that that much
is not on the lot.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
But I've done it. I've done things.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Okay, you feel like you've done that.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Like remember when the guys were like debating whether to
do the marshmallow Lucky Charms marshmallows. I would walk by
that bag every day and be like, I feel like
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I can eyes bigger than the stone.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I know, I know, But again, though, can you imagine
taking all of those marshmallows in? Like my stomach would crash,
my body would crash.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You don't talk about like a fun eating challenge. When
I worked at Buffalo Wild Wings, people would always come
in to do the hot wing challenge. I think it
was called something else. It was twelve like of the
spiciest wings in six minutes was what you had to do.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's tough.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I can't tell you how many people failed that challenge,
Very very few did I have actually.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Succeeded, Like how many succeeded though?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I probably had three in my four years of working there. Wow,
And I had probably one hundred and fifty try it
at least.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What did you see worked?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I think one, you had to be able to tolerate spice,
like on an insane level, not just like oh yeah
I like spicy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Things, which is genetic, Like yeah, some people can do it,
some people can't.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And to the strategy was like eat as many as
fast as you can, don't stop, don't because the second
you think about it is when your body catches up.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Were they dipping?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
No, you can't have to bean sauces, you can't have anything,
no water, nothing, nothing. You could have milk at the
very end, like after six minutes, so the faster though,
as soon as somebody would stop and like take a breather,
it was over.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And what was the prize for that?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
To your real free T shirt, free boneless wings.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, probably the ones you ate.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, Like, well, so if you if you didn't accomplish it,
you had to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And if you did it, you got it for free.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So a lot of people paid for that challenge.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Did you like working there? I feel like that's your vibe.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It was so much fun. It was just like a party. Atmosphere.
But it was always in most of the time good spirits.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
But if you weren't, you had to act like you were.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh yeah, but you had a lot of like fun
sports fans. But what was funny is a lot of
people would come in so happy, excited to watch their
games and then leave just so devastated or drunk because
they're devastated.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, And I'd be there on like UFC nights.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
People come with those for hours and those would go
late too. Would you guys stay to the very end
or would you guys?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Oh yeah, so I'd get home from work at like
two am those nights. Yeah, But they I don't think
they even do that anymore because you had people just
come and sit for six hours.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Right, which which which is interesting because like that's kind
of what a wings place is, especially that that offers sports,
like come watch the game here. It's kind of what
you're gonna do, right, And I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Think there's ever a problem with it, But a lot
of people just don't tip, like they sat there for
four hours.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Okay, So like if I was watching a four hour game,
which is usually three three and a half hour, right,
football game? Uh, and I ordered wings, two beers, and
I slowly just sat there through the whole game. What's
what am I expected to?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I think you should double So, like, think about at
least another table could have came in and sat at
least one at a wing place, probably three or four,
So you're trying to make up for those tables that
missed out.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, so roughly people eat in an hour and then leave, right, Yeah,
so if you're there for three hours, triple it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, or some work close and triple what I would say, Yeah, okay,
because you're you have to make up for that loss
if you're going to stay though. At least that's what
I would do now, having been in that position. Yeah,
I don't think people understand that or have the comprehension
if you've never been through it to be like, I
don't think they're being ill willed to not tip that.
I just don't think they know.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What if it's a dead day where they're like, literally
it's you and ten other people, Yeah, there could have
been a lot of people sit down, but no one
was coming.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I don't think that If you see multiple open tables.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, no, then don't worry about tripleing it.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's fine. But if you see there's a line out
the door of people trying to get in, which was
those Sundays and Saturdays for game days, that's when you
triple it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That's helpful. I've never thought about that. Yeah, okay, so
that's a good rule.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
There you go. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be back. We're not going to talk anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No more hot dogs. Please, let's just just stop talking
about howt dogs do.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
All right, Eddie, So how are you doing. How's life going.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm good. Life's good, Lower Coasting. You know, summer was fast.
It's already like coming to an end.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Kids are going back to school.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, next week. So it's this is.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Your oldest second to last year of high school.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Or last it's it's his junior year.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh yeah, so he's got two more years.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
He's got two more years. But for him, it's all
like I was studying for the act. Start looking at colleges.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Does he want to go to college?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, okay, he does. He's got a few in mind,
and like he's he's so he's like he wants to
go to the film route. So he is so into
like the film thing. Right now he's writing a script.
He's actually done with a script his first ones. He
now he's starting a second. Wow, it's funny to kind
of see, like with him, we never knew, like what's
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he gonna do? Like, I know, he's always liked movies.
He's always talked about movies. He loves watching movies. He
likes reviewing movies, reading movie reviews, all that stuff, seeing
how how much of a movie made over like the
first release week or whatever. He loves all that stuff,
ranking movies. But like, never has he talked about like
making movies. Like he's always like, yeah, I'd like to
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make movies someday. But like the fact that he's it's
been the last like I don't know, seven months, six
seven months where he goes into my office and just
writes and writes, and I thought it was like he's
just chatting with his buddies, and no, he was literally
writing a script. And so that's really cool to me.
And now he kind of has direction on knowing what
he wants to do. And as a parent, that's like awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, it feels rewarding because you don't have to worry
so much. Is like what's going to happen to you
you leave the house, what's your life going to look like?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, there are some kids, like you know, I have
four boys, and when you look when I look at
my four boys, there are some of them where I
look at him and be like, I'm not worried about
that that one he's going to do something like but aout,
Oh yeah, there's some where I'm like, I don't I
have no idea what they're going to do, Like like
they literally could do anything but that like I don't know,
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I have no idea because they're not interested in one
particular thing.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
And so like with him, he was kind of like that,
like I don't know what he is going to do.
I'm real big on like follow your your dreams, Like
whatever your dream is, follow that and keep working towards that,
and then you're going to end up doing what you
want to do, right, instead of just like I don't
know and I'm just going to take a sales job
and then I'm going to do this and next thing
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you know, I'm working at the library. I don't know, right,
So I have like a there's a couple of my
boys that like could just end up working at a
tire shop. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Well, and you know what that would be okay.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It would be totally be okay, But it's not settling
for me, you know what I mean. Like, and I'm
not worried, Like I'm more of just like want to
like get an idea of like what are you, what
are you? What are you working on? What are you
working towards?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
It would give you some control of the situation to
say like, okay, I can feel comfortable.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Just a little bit of peace. And so when my
son started like gravitating towards film and actually writing a
script and then talking to me, like talking to me
about like how it works and what do I do
once I write a script? And like, hey, man, I
know this person. I know this person you can talk to,
like this author like is a friend of mine, Like
he can talk to him and all this stuff. And
now I'm like this is awesome because like I'm not
(20:14):
worried about what he was gonna do, and he has
direction now and I love that.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh and he's gonna love film school. Yeah, that's where
he goes. Yeah, because of his interest. He's just gonna
he's never gonna come home like I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Which, hey, I'm cool with that. I'm cool with that.
My wife's not cool with it. But I'm like, hey, man, eighteen,
you're out whenever he whenever you want to come visit.
We are the door, you know, the house is open.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But whatever, are you going to keep their rooms the same? No?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
So, like, basically, he's got the best room because he's
the oldest. So when he leaves, the next one in
line's waiting, like he's like already ready, Like, oh, I
can't wait to take over that room because because two
of them share a room right now.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh so then they'll finally get to spread out. Yes,
So then when he does come and visit, he has
to sleep on the couch.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That's a good question. I don't know. No, you might
have to kick you might have to kick the other
one out. It's my old room, dude, Yeah, it's my
old room.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Oh the questions that have changed over the course of
time that you now have to answers.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I know, And you don't even think about that stuff
really until it happens.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, and then you're here and you're like, where did
seventeen years go of my life?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah? So summer was good. We're ready for everyone to
go back to school, just just because our our family
is almost like a like a little company where like
there so many of you. It's just yeah, like the
gears are always grind, gears are always moving. Uh, and
when it's moving, it's it works, right, Like this is
(21:44):
what we do from you know, seven to three, and
then is what we do from three to six, and
this is what we do from seven to ten. And
in the summertime, all that stuff goes out the window. Yeah,
Like then you're just like, oh boy, like what do
we do for these two hours and have to entertain?
Let's go to the pool again, you know, and like you.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Talking about your wife and the hot dog, you're like.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Trampoline. Yeah, we have a membership to a trampoline park
because you need that and because if they're not, they
don't get the energy out, Like it's trouble with four
boys in the house. So yeah, summer was good, but
we're happy. Everyone's gonna go back to routine routine. Yes,
And how about you?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
How are you? What do you mean did you hang
out with any friends? Did you make?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I knew you're gonna ask me that I did make
one friend and he's like a baseball coach, and like
we haven't hung out really. We talk more at the
baseball field, but we text, Okay, So that's kind of
like a big deal. Like, and I've lost friends through
(22:50):
the whole texting game because I feel like, and I'm
not saying I've lost him like forever, but like there
have been other dads or people or other guys that
have like just reached out like hey, man, like we
should get lunch or something, and oh, how's this going?
Oh would you see the Cowboys? You see this? And
like I always respond and we have text interactions, but
(23:12):
I never initiate the text. And then you kind of
see it fizzily in after a while, like, oh, they
don't text me anymore. And because I don't really ever initiate.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
That, you weren't putting on the other side of the effort.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Correct. So now I am realizing that I need to
start putting a little more effort in and so with
this guy, I'm kind of initiating the text a little bit.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I'm proud of you. I'm serious, because that's hard to do. Listen,
there is always people who are really good at initiating
and creating dynamics and friendships. Yes, and there's always the
people who aren't good at doing that and they forget
about it, not because they're trying to be mean, but
because they just aren't good at it. So it's cool
that you recognize that and you're like, Okay, well, if
(23:53):
I want to have friends, I'm going to have to
pull my weight here.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Friendship is pulling both sides of the way.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I know, and are's like forty five, forty six years old,
like and you're and we're all dads, Like, friendship isn't
a priority, but it's important. Though. I'm realizing that it
is very important to have friends outside of your little
family group because your family, like it's your family, but
you're with them all the time, and you do kind
(24:19):
of need that escape a little bit.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, you need your own dad time, even if it's
you by yourself, fine, but having a community where you
can lean on and just let off some steam and
that's a little crazy, is very.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Important to talk about talk about different things, you know,
like like just conversations that are you normally don't have
because with us, like our family, it's the same conversations
all the time. So like a friend could offer different
conversations and conversation yes that don't have anything to do
with like did you do your homework and why it's
(24:53):
important to do your homework?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Please do this. I don't want to yell at you again.
It's also no different than the maintenance of when you're
married and having to create time, quality time for yourselves
away from the kids. Correct, they're all require time and
they all require effort. Yeah, but they're all equally important
to like you sustaining the life that you want to have. Yeah,
that's hard. This is hard. That's human.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It is it is human. And like, like I said,
it's not really a priority for me, and I need
to make it just not a huge priority, but a
little bit more than it's been.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yeah. Well, and I'm proud of you for being able
to recognize that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna try not to blow this one.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I think you can do it. I believe in you.
You've come a long way. Yeah, since we even just
started talking about your friendship evolution on best bits alone.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, and what I like about this guy is he's
easy to talk to. Like there are some people, which
is interesting like that are just difficult.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
To talk to Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You know, like like you kind of initiate a conversation
and they're always like YEPM and it's like, okay, what
do we talk about again? Not in this case. Now
it just flows. Sometimes we got to be like all right,
we gotta stop talking. We got to get back to
the game or whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, I like attention. What's this for you? Okay, next
best bits, I'll be looking for an update. Yes, hopefully
you guys will have hung out by then.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Hopefully maybe we'll do a little coffee or a lunch
or something or yeah, or something little bro date even
like even like the kids hanging out. It's kind of fun, like,
you know, let's go to a baseball game. We'll take
the kids. You take your boys, I'll take my boys
and we'll hang out. That's kind of fun too.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
That could be a good start. But eventually I hope
that it just becomes like a guy. Thank for you.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, go out going Onday night?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay, I'm come home at three am. No Eddie going
to the club. But you can like go to a bar,
watch a little bit of a game and have a beer,
have a burger.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Games are tough. I like watching games alone.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Okay, Eddie, what we our comfort zone?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I know, I know, but like it's just it's a thing.
Like I don't like watching a lot of sports with
other dudes, Eddie, because other dudes like to be like, say,
just see the stats on this guy, like you see man?
Do you hear there?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
And I'm like, I don't want to talk. I'm just
watching the game.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Hey, what camaraderie. You have to find light. Okay, if
it's not a game, if this is the thing for you,
I don't know, go freaking climb some rocks with each other.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh, that'd be fun. Climb rocks. That'd be fun. I'll
race you to the top.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Okay, why do you make everything.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I don't know. You're giving me examples of the kind of
trying to help you. I'm picturing what we will be doing.
We'll play golf, love it. Golf is always fun.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Go.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I wonder if he plays golf.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I took us a long time for us to get
to one thing that you will actually be willing to
go and do with somebody.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I know my comfort zone. It's hard to get out
of it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, I'm pushing you out.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
No longer a lot to take one more break, we'll
be back, all right. Anything else that we haven't hit on,
that's what happening in your life.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
What I thought would that you would bring up is
if I booked a trip to like go see my
friend in Wyoming.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh did you? I mean I thought if you did,
you would have brought it up. When we're talking about friend.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I did talk to him though, but I'm not and
I told him that that we should definitely put a
date on the radar, and he said, I'll look at
my calendar, you look at yours, and we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, And you're at the boy where it's we'll.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Figure it out, yeah, which is kind of always the
term that that means we're not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Okay. Then this is where you take a camera, Billy.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Don't don't say that, and you go to.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Your calendar and you say, hey, I have this, this
and this weekend open. Let me know if any of
those work for you. Okay, okay, Because nothing ever makes
it out of the group chat and it's just like, yeah,
we should do that, and nobody takes the initiative. Yeah,
somebody does have to take the initiative. Is that where
were you going, I'm going to Montana?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, okay, Montana. He lives in Wyoming, Yeah, which is close.
Have you gone yet yet?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It'll be later this year.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Okay, yes, believe.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
You're so dumb blize Bozeman.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Who goes to Bozeman? Who goes to Belise? No one,
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I don't have a single person and right now in
my realm of people that has been to believe, you.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Don't understand how quickly I looked over like I can't stare.
I got to look quickly and be like, she's going
to Belize and then write it down.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
She's going to please. Oh she's also probably e lopeing
and getting married.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What I didn't say that? Okay, they said.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That you knew where it was gonna go.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
All I said was that she booked a flight to Belize.
And obviously you're traveling with your boyfriend. Why wouldn't your
boyfriend go with you to Belize? And my main question, too, Morgan,
was is the dog going to Belize?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
If I had a private jet? Yeah, I don't have
one of those.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Wait, you can't take your dog on a regular belief.
Oh she's too big, she's not a lap dog.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
She's a lap dog, but she's twenty pounds. She does
not fit in.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
One of them's doing on dogs twenty pounds, think of anything.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
She could lose one pound.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Come on, girl, no hot dog dogs.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I can't take her. I used to because she was
an ESA for a really long time.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
She's not that anymore. She lost her certification.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
No, she still has it, but airlines have just changed
a lot of that and I just didn't want to
mess with it anymore. It wasn't was it was like
twenty years ago. Right, it's like twenty four.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Well it changed a lot of stuff for us.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, but I wasn't even flying. I didn't even have
remy twenty four years ago, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Right, that was stupid. Shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
The timeline was not you are just a little bit.
But yeah, no, all of that's changed. And she can't
fit into a carrier that goes under the seat.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh oh, I thought you're under the plane. Oh that
they would think they're dying, they would think they're in hell.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, no, I hate seeing that. I know there's some
situations where like it's that's the only way to get
them from like another country to hear something. But I
would never do that.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
What's it like down there? There's no way it's like warm.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I don't know that it's warm or cold now necessarily,
but I do know that a lot of animals have
died being traveled that way.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, which means it's not ideal.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
No, And she's ten years old, that's not even though
it was never even an option when she was a puppy.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Let alone, right, so just do road trips. But so,
how would she fit under the seat? Like I can
barely fit my backpack under the seat.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
So like a backpack like a carrier. There's one Think
about a dog that's ten pounds, fifteen pounds, not Rammy,
she's going.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You said it. You're you're the one that set her
weight on the podcast, cause that matter.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
They say they can only be under a certain weight
that they had to fit into a carrier.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, and she's over that way.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
He was like, right at it, it's like eighteen pounds.
So and I'm like, we're not going on a diet,
so you can get stuffed in this bag to be
under her car stupid?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Just one less spoon of chicken, You're stupid. Do you
do you give her chicken? Or is she a vegan
like you?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
She's not a feat I'm also vegetarian correct and no,
I cook her turkey. She's allergic to chicken.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
How do you, okay, turkey? How do you cook turkey?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Just ground it now?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
But like you're like, you don't eat it, so how
do you?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Just?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Does it smell good? You?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No? One? I can't smell, so that helps me out
a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Forgot about that my trauma, and I can't smell. I'm
sure that helps then.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
And I don't touch it. I just like cut the
package of it and I just like drop it in the thing.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You don't touch it if what if like a splash
gets on your hand.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I don't love that. Give me yeah, it gives me
the ev gv's because it's so signy.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I see that like it.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, I'm not a fan, but it is what it is.
I remember it was really funny. My she has like
some she's one of those dogs that's prone to stuff
on their teeth harder and so I really didn't want
to put her under for surgery, especially just getting older.
And my vet was like, okay, well you could go
and get a knuckle bone from a from a butcher
and have her chew on it and it'll really help.
(32:54):
What kind of knuckle I don't know any like an animal?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
What animal has knuckles?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Knucklebone? I think it's like a knee.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Think it was a monkey maybe, Like what else has
a hand like that?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
No, I think it's just called that. Okay, And sorry,
you're asking me anatomy when I don't even eat meat.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Well, you brought up a knucklebone like it's a normal thing.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
And I'm repeating what I got to hold. So imagine
me just a little vegetarian. Yeah, walking into a butcher shop?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Do you have a knucklebone?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
First of all, not a great experience for me. I
was not well. I was like, I meat everywhere, Yeah,
and like straight up like yeah, it was not good.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And they're cutting me.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, it was not well.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It smells like me, but you can't smell.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Do you really have to keep reminding me? Not necessary?
So I walk in here is not a pleasant experience.
I'm like looking everywhere, and I go and I see,
like she said, it'd be in like these kind of
different part box whatever. So I go over there and
sure enough, there's all these different like bone parts, and
I'm just like gagging.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Hold on, there are bone parts? What what butcher shop
did you go to?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Is it like a it was back in Kansas, because
this is when I was home for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
But is this like just a regular Hamish okay?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
But your shop?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Okay? And where were the bones in a box?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Like in a freezer, like a little container box? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Oh, and they had all kinds of bones in.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
There, yeah, different kinds who apparently for different things. I
don't know. I don't know what y'all meat eaters.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Do, well, not like that. I mean, I don't know.
I've never gone to a store to buy bones.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
You've never been to like a butcher I have?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, yeah, and as a Hispanic, we buy all kinds
of like cuts. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
And I think a lot of that is for people
buy them for their dogs to chew on bones and
all of that stuff, because it's better than you know,
the stuff that you're buying at the store. Anyways, this
thing was disgusting. It was so bloody, it was like
completely raw.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Of course she love it.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I took this same homemady. Okay, I went through this
whole thing, and I was not well through the whole experience.
I get home, I'm like, she better freaking eat this thing.
This is not a good experience for me. I put
it on a towel and because they said it would
start to like bleed because it's raw whatever, So I'm
like sitting there. I put it on the ground, put
the knucklebone on top of the towel, and I'm just
sitting there and she sits there and she just looks
(35:05):
at me, like, what do you want me to do
with that? Like are you.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
She's like that's gross.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
No, literally, she sniffed it. It was so disgusted with me.
She thought that I had just brought her the worst
thing I could have ever brought her.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh my gosh, that's so funny. So I'm googling knuckle bone.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, I don't want to look at it again. It
was discussing. It was like a ball of bone.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Knucklebones are high density beef bones that are a good
source of collagen, gelatin, marrow, cartilage, tendons, and ligaments. They
are often used, Oh, they're used for making bone broth,
that's what people do, or beef stock. Hey. Look. Knucklebones
can also be given to medium to large dogs with
strong jaws.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, because it's really good for their teeth.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
And that's remy now medium to large, she's not medium
to large twenty pounds.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Anyways, I went to a buncher all for my dog,
all for her to sit there and say, I'm not
touching nothing. You know what.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
You want to see a picture?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
No, I don't because I saw it at the butcher shop. Look,
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's a big bone. Okay, so that's not a real knuckle,
it's just it kind of looks. It looks like a fist.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I did not need to see that again, Like.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, you're right there, bloody and everything.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
It is not fun. All for her to just not
even touch.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
It, that's so crazy. You love your dog so much
you would go to a meat market to get her. Yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
That's how much I love her.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And it didn't even work and she still had to
get her teacher.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
So what you do with it? Did you say that?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
No? We didn't end up throwing It was in the
freezer at my parents' house for like three months, and
my dad called me one day it's like, so.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Do you want this?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
What do you want me to do with it? I
was like, you can have it. I don't know for
me to even touch.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
It, he makes bone broth out of it.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure I got thrown away. Yeah
it was not so you know, I do have a
lot of love for her. Yes, you do love her,
and I will cook meat for her.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
For a good reason, she says, sweet she is.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Anyways, Okay, you want to make fun of me somewhere?
Are we done?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
No, we're done, We're done. She smells weird in here.
Can you smell that?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Stop? Bring it? Try attention. I'm Morgan on it. I'm
trying to get my smell back. Okay, all right, Eddie,
tell everybody where.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
They can find you at producer Eddie on Instagram, on TikTok.
I'm not really on Twitter like sure Twitter and yeah
X twenty five Whistles podcast me Bobby do sports podcasts.
It's pretty much it. I'm give me my home address,
but I don't want you there.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
That would be weird.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Maybe people goods are helping you with your parking problem.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
My parking problem. Yeah, no, don't worry. I'm taking care
of that parking problem myself.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Sounds like you're to kill somebody.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I might.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Okay, we're gonna get out of here before Eddie if
it's a crime or admits toting a crime. And you
can find me out with Girl Morgan and make sure
you follow out the show YouTube page at Bobby Bone Show.
You can subscribe and watch Eddie vomit on.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
A live show. Don't do that. You trust me, you
don't want to see it.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Bye, everybody.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
for listening. Be sure to check out the other two
parts this weekend. Go find follow the show on all
social platforms Bobby Bob Show and follow at
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Web Girl Morgan to submit your listener questions for next
week's episode.
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan art one.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Behind a scene with a member of the show. What's up, everybody,
It's Best Bits weekend and a lot of you are
going to be excited because Eddie joining me.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey, I'm excited including me.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are you though, are you saying that?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah? No, you know what, like there comes a time
in the week where I'm like or the month where
I'm like, man, it's been a while, I haven't done
Best Bits and like, here comes I see that reminder
of my calendar.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, it's working.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's working. It totally is working. Yes, because I see
it at the beginning of the week and I know
when I start my week, I'm like, oh, this week
is the best Bits, so I look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Well, thanks for being here, Eddie, Yeah, of course, thanks
for having me. I got so many questions about hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Can we not talk about hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We have to follow up on a few things in there. Sure,
do you want to get it out of the way or
you want to wait until the end.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Let's get it out of the way, because like, man,
hot dogs, like it's crazy that, Like I never had
a problem with hot dogs. Hot dogs are like theyre's
hot dogs, right, if you're at a ballgame or whatever,
like you crave a hot dog. Man, the smell of
a hot dog is just making me sick these days.
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well after shoving twenty in your mouth in like five hours.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, not fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So how much money did you get from listeners on
your Venmo?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I got about four hundred dollars on Venmo tips. Isn't
that crazy?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay? But are you gonna like send it all back
because you did it? Accomplish it?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, they're tips. You know what I'm gonna do with
the money, though, what are you gonna do? Real talk?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Really? Actually, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I wanna buy a lawnmore?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You're gonna do it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes? I got so much hate about my lawnmower. Conversation
about how like I've had a lawnmower for ten years
and my kids are complaining that it shakes, it hurts
their hands, and I'm like, no, it makes you a
stronger man if you go through this paint. But you
know what, I got so much hate and they're like,
just buy them a law more.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Come on, So you're gonna do it with hard somebody
that's not yours?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, Hey, man, if the people want me to buy
a lawnmore, I want to more with the money, with
a people's money. Isn't that funny though? People tip me
for this You, I said, four hundred dollars pretty amazing.
I mean it wasn't like somebody sent like two hundred.
It was like a dollar three dollars. Somebody did six
nine cents like it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
All added up.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It did.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's why they say, that's why it's good at things
to pick up the pennies that you see on side road.
You never know how much it'll be.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hey, lunchbox does that.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I still don't think he knows how much he's
ever coming.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, he threw him like in this big water jug
or whatever, and I don't know if he's ever cashed
that in.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How long will it take you until you eat another
hot dog?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I would say about a month. Hot Dogs are such
a staple in my family. Like it's just a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Like on a genuine like Friday night where you guys
decide to eat hot dogs?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
How many can you eat Friday Night's pizza night? Okayday,
every Friday night Saturday, I probably go for two.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, Like you're not like a five eater and that
would have set you up a lot better.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No, if I was a five eater, yes, the five
would have gone down no problem, and the twenty you
wouldn't have been an issue or the twenty one. But like, no,
I'm a two two hot dog eater, you know, with
a ketchup on it. Nothing else, Okay, no mustard, no relish,
no chili doge.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's where you failed. You should have put ketchup on
your hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Do you think that putting any more calories on a
hot dog would have helped me? Like, no, my stomach
was capped like so like to break it down for you,
and I'm not gonna get like too detail because it's
pretty gross. But you start wondering like nothing is coming
out the other end.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's just all sitting in your stomach.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And it's not even moving. So you feel it all
in your stomach, which is you know, like right below
your ribs, and then when you start shoving more down
your throat, like it's not going anywhere. So my body
was like there is no more room in here, Like
you put one more hot dog in here, I'm gonna
throw it up. And I didn't listen.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So you should have taken the laxative.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I guess. I see, how does that even work? Does
that just push it down your stomach?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh yeah, I mean it basically doesn't allow anything to
sit in your stomach.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, that could have worked.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Would have spent a lot of time on the toilet,
but yeah, I would have probably hated you in the challenge.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I spent a lot of time on the toilet anyway, waiting.
I was like, come on, come on, anything, just go
all right.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Your wife was probably like, okay, he's spending even more
now time in the bathroom. And I don't appreciate this challenge.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I texted my wife said I'm coming home to eat
more hot dogs, and he's like, we're leaving.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm not going to be here.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You know. She took everyone in the traveling park.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's so funny. Do you feel bad after quitting? Like
do you feel like you failed?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Uh? Yeah, because I honestly thought I would make seven
I would do seventy hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You really thought you did?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah? I thought that. I don't you know. It's like
everyone had it was like too many cooks in the kitchen.
Like Amy's like, you got to exercise, you gotta move
so your body digests it. Other people like, don't do that,
like you're gonna like get tired or whatever. And then
some people would be like, take a laxative and do that,
and some people would be like, take as many as
you can to the beginning and then pace it out
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at the end. And I think I just listened too
many people.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You should have just done what you thought was right.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Joey Chestnut, he said, you know, fast for like twelve
hours before. I don't know if that helped or not,
like because I was starving, like when I took down
that first five or the first six or the first fifteen,
like I was starving, so there's no problem, like let's
eat after that though I was in trouble. Yeah, So yeah,
I feel like a failure a little bit because I
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really thought that I could do it well.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
In aw fairness, mind you, a lot of the challenges
we do on the show are set up for us
to fail.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So well, yeah, when I start, when people start offering
their money, when Lunchmus offers one hundred dollars, you know like, yeah,
I'm probably not gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
So I don't think you should feel like a failure.
And I think it's fair that you you involuntarily quit
because you threw up?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Did you? Were you watching the live on any chance?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Not when you threw up?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, So so there was a part or I was.
I had finished twenty hot dogs, and I was my
goal was twenty one, just to do three more, because
I think i'd stopped at eighteen nineteen twenty two. Yeah,
I stopped at eighteen. Then I'll come back to do
three more. And I was on my twenty first and
I decided to go outside and walk a little bit,
kind of just walk while I was eating. And then
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like halfway through the twenty first I gagged like and
it wasn't like like it was almost like something got
caught in my throat and I kind of like went
like that to get it out, and that triggered a
whole like movement of stuff wanting to go north. And
in the live, I go oh oh, and I held
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my mouth and like people you can see the comments
coming and be like, oh my gosh, you god, the
throat was good to throw up. And I didn't say
anything for like one whole minute, and I go, oh,
that was close, Like that was close, and then I
kind of swallowed and I thought it was all over,
like ooh, I was like I dodged a bullet. It
was almost all over right there in that instance. And
then like I took my lafe or it was like
(07:01):
maybe like two more bites left on the twenty first
and I took one more bite and then my body
was like it wasn't a false alarm. It's it's happening. Yes. Oh,
And I felt bad too, because I'm like, I can't
throw up on it alive, Like no one wants to
see me throw up.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, but that's also entertainment in itself.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's pretty gross from what I heard.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You threw up to the side.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I did. I did. I moved the camera and threw
and threw up. I mean it. Oh yeah you can
hear it because it all just it's crazy though, like
you know when like sometimes you kind of have to
throw up and you force yourself to throw up even
more or whatever, Like this was not the case. It
was just like if I wanted to stop it, it
was not going to happen. Yeah, there was no it
just went full force.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, you can't stop throw up when it's ready to happen.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But that's not I'm not a throw up person, like
I don't know, God gave me the gift of like
an iron stomach, or like I don't throw up, Like
the whole family has a stomach bug and everyone's throwing
up and whatever, like I never throw up. I go
the by the way, I'll have.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Like which is ironic that this whole thing caused you
to throw rather than to do the normal thing that
your body normally does.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I know, I guess my body's just not used to
twenty hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And I definitely want to have been used to seventy.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You know, I would have been hurting. And then my
wife was googling, like what happens to your body if
you eat seventy hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You never google?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It was like not good, No.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's not a good result. I think you answered this,
But could you have succeeded in the hot dog challenge
if you tried a different strategy? And I think you
said that. I think you listened to how many people?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Just listen to too many people. I think that, looking back,
maybe if I wouldn't have taken so many at the beginning,
And because I did look at it as like, because
when you're doing when you're doing like a challenge like this.
You look at the clock and you're like, oh, I
got plenty of time, and then you look at the
hour and you're like that hour flew by way too fast.
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Like if I don't hurry up and do three in
an hour, like I'm not going to make it. And
so I kind of knew when I was struggling to
take down three that I wasn't going to be able
to keep up with a three an hour. And I
think my mind was just like, you got to take
as many as you can because you're not gonna be
able to keep up with that three an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, and when I had jumped on the live stream,
this was after we had left you, and it had
been like two hours since we seen.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You, and my number was like fifteen when.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I left, it was eighteen, okay, And I jumped down
the live stream two hours later and you were still
at eighteen. I was like, I don't think we're going
to see the end of this.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That was when I knew something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, Yeah. And I wasn't going to really jump on
the live stream unless I was eating, and I just
really didn't know when I was gonna eat.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, Well, you're already full. You're like, I have fifteen
hot dogs, I'm stuffed and it and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It wasn't like, oh man, I had a good dinner
like full. It was like there's no room in my body.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Would you do it again?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No? No, And people are sending me messages about this
nine innings, nine hot dogs, nine beers. Yeah, And I
looked at it. I'm like, that's kind of like I
feel like I could do that, but I can't. I can't.
I can't do it. I can't do that, honestly. The
nine hot dogs, no problem, right, Like I did that
one time.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's the nine beers. Even one beer makes you feel full.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You think about nine beers and how you felt with
that many hot dogs, Yep, it'd be twenty times worse.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, it'd be crazy. So I don't know. No, And
I really have to be very careful on what I
pick now to like challenges, Yeah, what challenges I'm gonna
accept because it's it's like I'm forty six years old, man,
Like I can keep putting yourself through that. No, I
can get hurt now, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, yeah, you gotta still be healthy for your boys
and family. That's more important than the challenges we do
on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, and when you do a challenge like this, like
I've done so many stupid challenges. We've all we all have, right,
But like when you're doing like I remember, right, like
two dozen donuts or something while running on a treadmill,
like you think about it that one, right, I did
do that one, and like you start thinking, like, shit,
that's too much sugar. Like what if my body just
like freaks out because it gets too much sugar at
one time. So like I gotta I gotta worry about
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it like that now.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Well, and they do say that your body stores trauma.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So yeah, well this is definitely gonna be stored in there.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
One day you're gonna find out I got a lot
of food trauma and your body's just been taking hits
left and right.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, but you know what, Bobby's right though, I guess
I am probably the only the closest we have to
a competitive eater really, like Lunchbox is kind of tapped
out on eating stuff. Ray maybe could, but like Ray
kind of just sits there and is like I'm good.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't think Ray has the desire to do any correct.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Scowa probably could but I don't know, Like I feel
like I'm the only idiot that just says like, oh
do it?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, I think you just want to make money for
your kids with your dad. Yeah, give me money, all right.
Last one, do you think you could do seventy of
another food that isn't hot dogs?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah? Of course I could do seventy pop pieces of popcorn.
I can do seventy a popcorn, I can do seventy.
I don't know, like pieces of gum?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, okay, you don't want to do seventy pieces of agm?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You think I can choose seventy pieces of gum?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You could, but talk about some of that is going
to be swallowed, and then you want to talk about
messing up your stomach.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You can't swallow it, dude. If you choose seventy pieces
of gum and swallow that that's stuck for years, well.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's gonna be stuck. It's either gonna be stuck in
your mouth or you're gonna have something down your throat.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Okay, forget I said that.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
See, you're this is where you're struggling.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Come on, tell me you're stum.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
What is the saying your stomach is bigger?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Than my mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Your eyes are bigger than your stomach. That's what it is,
is that I think it is. Yeah, your eyes are
bigger than your stomach. So you think that that much
is not on the lot.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
But I've done it. I've done things.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Okay, you feel like you've done that.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Like remember when the guys were like debating whether to
do the marshmallow Lucky Charms marshmallows. I would walk by
that bag every day and be like, I feel like
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I can eyes bigger than the stone.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I know, I know, But again, though, can you imagine
taking all of those marshmallows in? Like my stomach would crash,
my body would crash.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You don't talk about like a fun eating challenge. When
I worked at Buffalo Wild Wings, people would always come
in to do the hot wing challenge. I think it
was called something else. It was twelve like of the
spiciest wings in six minutes was what you had to do.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's tough.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I can't tell you how many people failed that challenge,
Very very few did I have actually.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Succeeded, Like how many succeeded though?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I probably had three in my four years of working there. Wow,
And I had probably one hundred and fifty try it
at least.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What did you see worked?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I think one, you had to be able to tolerate spice,
like on an insane level, not just like oh yeah
I like spicy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Things, which is genetic, Like yeah, some people can do it,
some people can't.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And to the strategy was like eat as many as
fast as you can, don't stop, don't because the second
you think about it is when your body catches up.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Were they dipping?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
No, you can't have to bean sauces, you can't have anything,
no water, nothing, nothing. You could have milk at the
very end, like after six minutes, so the faster though,
as soon as somebody would stop and like take a breather,
it was over.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And what was the prize for that?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
To your real free T shirt, free boneless wings.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, probably the ones you ate.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, Like, well, so if you if you didn't accomplish it,
you had to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And if you did it, you got it for free.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So a lot of people paid for that challenge.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Did you like working there? I feel like that's your vibe.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It was so much fun. It was just like a party. Atmosphere.
But it was always in most of the time good spirits.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
But if you weren't, you had to act like you were.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh yeah, but you had a lot of like fun
sports fans. But what was funny is a lot of
people would come in so happy, excited to watch their
games and then leave just so devastated or drunk because
they're devastated.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, And I'd be there on like UFC nights.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
People come with those for hours and those would go
late too. Would you guys stay to the very end
or would you guys?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Oh yeah, so I'd get home from work at like
two am those nights. Yeah, But they I don't think
they even do that anymore because you had people just
come and sit for six hours.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Right, which which which is interesting because like that's kind
of what a wings place is, especially that that offers sports,
like come watch the game here. It's kind of what
you're gonna do, right, And I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Think there's ever a problem with it, But a lot
of people just don't tip, like they sat there for
four hours.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Okay, So like if I was watching a four hour game,
which is usually three three and a half hour, right,
football game? Uh, and I ordered wings, two beers, and
I slowly just sat there through the whole game. What's
what am I expected to?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I think you should double So, like, think about at
least another table could have came in and sat at
least one at a wing place, probably three or four,
So you're trying to make up for those tables that
missed out.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, so roughly people eat in an hour and then leave, right, Yeah,
so if you're there for three hours, triple it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, or some work close and triple what I would say, Yeah, okay,
because you're you have to make up for that loss
if you're going to stay though. At least that's what
I would do now, having been in that position. Yeah,
I don't think people understand that or have the comprehension
if you've never been through it to be like, I
don't think they're being ill willed to not tip that.
I just don't think they know.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What if it's a dead day where they're like, literally
it's you and ten other people, Yeah, there could have
been a lot of people sit down, but no one
was coming.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I don't think that If you see multiple open tables.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, no, then don't worry about tripleing it.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's fine. But if you see there's a line out
the door of people trying to get in, which was
those Sundays and Saturdays for game days, that's when you
triple it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That's helpful. I've never thought about that. Yeah, okay, so
that's a good rule.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
There you go. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be back. We're not going to talk anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No more hot dogs. Please, let's just just stop talking
about howt dogs do.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
All right, Eddie, So how are you doing. How's life going.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm good. Life's good, Lower Coasting. You know, summer was fast.
It's already like coming to an end.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Kids are going back to school.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, next week. So it's this is.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Your oldest second to last year of high school.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Or last it's it's his junior year.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh yeah, so he's got two more years.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
He's got two more years. But for him, it's all
like I was studying for the act. Start looking at colleges.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Does he want to go to college?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, okay, he does. He's got a few in mind,
and like he's he's so he's like he wants to
go to the film route. So he is so into
like the film thing. Right now he's writing a script.
He's actually done with a script his first ones. He
now he's starting a second. Wow, it's funny to kind
of see, like with him, we never knew, like what's
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he gonna do? Like, I know, he's always liked movies.
He's always talked about movies. He loves watching movies. He
likes reviewing movies, reading movie reviews, all that stuff, seeing
how how much of a movie made over like the
first release week or whatever. He loves all that stuff,
ranking movies. But like, never has he talked about like
making movies. Like he's always like, yeah, I'd like to
(18:07):
make movies someday. But like the fact that he's it's
been the last like I don't know, seven months, six
seven months where he goes into my office and just
writes and writes, and I thought it was like he's
just chatting with his buddies, and no, he was literally
writing a script. And so that's really cool to me.
And now he kind of has direction on knowing what
he wants to do. And as a parent, that's like awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, it feels rewarding because you don't have to worry
so much. Is like what's going to happen to you
you leave the house, what's your life going to look like?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, there are some kids, like you know, I have
four boys, and when you look when I look at
my four boys, there are some of them where I
look at him and be like, I'm not worried about
that that one he's going to do something like but aout,
Oh yeah, there's some where I'm like, I don't I
have no idea what they're going to do, Like like
they literally could do anything but that like I don't know,
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I have no idea because they're not interested in one
particular thing.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
And so like with him, he was kind of like that,
like I don't know what he is going to do.
I'm real big on like follow your your dreams, Like
whatever your dream is, follow that and keep working towards that,
and then you're going to end up doing what you
want to do, right, instead of just like I don't
know and I'm just going to take a sales job
and then I'm going to do this and next thing
(19:24):
you know, I'm working at the library. I don't know, right,
So I have like a there's a couple of my
boys that like could just end up working at a
tire shop. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Well, and you know what that would be okay.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It would be totally be okay, But it's not settling
for me, you know what I mean. Like, and I'm
not worried, Like I'm more of just like want to
like get an idea of like what are you, what
are you? What are you working on? What are you
working towards?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
It would give you some control of the situation to
say like, okay, I can feel comfortable.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Just a little bit of peace. And so when my
son started like gravitating towards film and actually writing a
script and then talking to me, like talking to me
about like how it works and what do I do
once I write a script? And like, hey, man, I
know this person. I know this person you can talk to,
like this author like is a friend of mine, Like
he can talk to him and all this stuff. And
now I'm like this is awesome because like I'm not
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worried about what he was gonna do, and he has
direction now and I love that.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh and he's gonna love film school. Yeah, that's where
he goes. Yeah, because of his interest. He's just gonna
he's never gonna come home like I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Which, hey, I'm cool with that. I'm cool with that.
My wife's not cool with it. But I'm like, hey, man, eighteen,
you're out whenever he whenever you want to come visit.
We are the door, you know, the house is open.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But whatever, are you going to keep their rooms the same? No?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
So, like, basically, he's got the best room because he's
the oldest. So when he leaves, the next one in
line's waiting, like he's like already ready, Like, oh, I
can't wait to take over that room because because two
of them share a room right now.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh so then they'll finally get to spread out. Yes,
So then when he does come and visit, he has
to sleep on the couch.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That's a good question. I don't know. No, you might
have to kick you might have to kick the other
one out. It's my old room, dude, Yeah, it's my
old room.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Oh the questions that have changed over the course of
time that you now have to answers.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I know, And you don't even think about that stuff
really until it happens.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, and then you're here and you're like, where did
seventeen years go of my life?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah? So summer was good. We're ready for everyone to
go back to school, just just because our our family
is almost like a like a little company where like
there so many of you. It's just yeah, like the
gears are always grind, gears are always moving. Uh, and
when it's moving, it's it works, right, Like this is
(21:44):
what we do from you know, seven to three, and
then is what we do from three to six, and
this is what we do from seven to ten. And
in the summertime, all that stuff goes out the window. Yeah,
Like then you're just like, oh boy, like what do
we do for these two hours and have to entertain?
Let's go to the pool again, you know, and like you.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Talking about your wife and the hot dog, you're like.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Trampoline. Yeah, we have a membership to a trampoline park
because you need that and because if they're not, they
don't get the energy out, Like it's trouble with four
boys in the house. So yeah, summer was good, but
we're happy. Everyone's gonna go back to routine routine. Yes,
And how about you?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
How are you? What do you mean did you hang
out with any friends? Did you make?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I knew you're gonna ask me that I did make
one friend and he's like a baseball coach, and like
we haven't hung out really. We talk more at the
baseball field, but we text, Okay, So that's kind of
like a big deal. Like, and I've lost friends through
(22:50):
the whole texting game because I feel like, and I'm
not saying I've lost him like forever, but like there
have been other dads or people or other guys that
have like just reached out like hey, man, like we
should get lunch or something, and oh, how's this going?
Oh would you see the Cowboys? You see this? And
like I always respond and we have text interactions, but
(23:12):
I never initiate the text. And then you kind of
see it fizzily in after a while, like, oh, they
don't text me anymore. And because I don't really ever initiate.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
That, you weren't putting on the other side of the effort.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Correct. So now I am realizing that I need to
start putting a little more effort in and so with
this guy, I'm kind of initiating the text a little bit.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I'm proud of you. I'm serious, because that's hard to do. Listen,
there is always people who are really good at initiating
and creating dynamics and friendships. Yes, and there's always the
people who aren't good at doing that and they forget
about it, not because they're trying to be mean, but
because they just aren't good at it. So it's cool
that you recognize that and you're like, Okay, well, if
(23:53):
I want to have friends, I'm going to have to
pull my weight here.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Friendship is pulling both sides of the way.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I know, and are's like forty five, forty six years old,
like and you're and we're all dads, Like, friendship isn't
a priority, but it's important. Though. I'm realizing that it
is very important to have friends outside of your little
family group because your family, like it's your family, but
you're with them all the time, and you do kind
(24:19):
of need that escape a little bit.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, you need your own dad time, even if it's
you by yourself, fine, but having a community where you
can lean on and just let off some steam and
that's a little crazy, is very.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Important to talk about talk about different things, you know,
like like just conversations that are you normally don't have
because with us, like our family, it's the same conversations
all the time. So like a friend could offer different
conversations and conversation yes that don't have anything to do
with like did you do your homework and why it's
(24:53):
important to do your homework?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Please do this. I don't want to yell at you again.
It's also no different than the maintenance of when you're
married and having to create time, quality time for yourselves
away from the kids. Correct, they're all require time and
they all require effort. Yeah, but they're all equally important
to like you sustaining the life that you want to have. Yeah,
that's hard. This is hard. That's human.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It is it is human. And like, like I said,
it's not really a priority for me, and I need
to make it just not a huge priority, but a
little bit more than it's been.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yeah. Well, and I'm proud of you for being able
to recognize that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna try not to blow this one.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I think you can do it. I believe in you.
You've come a long way. Yeah, since we even just
started talking about your friendship evolution on best bits alone.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, and what I like about this guy is he's
easy to talk to. Like there are some people, which
is interesting like that are just difficult.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
To talk to Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You know, like like you kind of initiate a conversation
and they're always like YEPM and it's like, okay, what
do we talk about again? Not in this case. Now
it just flows. Sometimes we got to be like all right,
we gotta stop talking. We got to get back to
the game or whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, I like attention. What's this for you? Okay, next
best bits, I'll be looking for an update. Yes, hopefully
you guys will have hung out by then.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Hopefully maybe we'll do a little coffee or a lunch
or something or yeah, or something little bro date even
like even like the kids hanging out. It's kind of fun, like,
you know, let's go to a baseball game. We'll take
the kids. You take your boys, I'll take my boys
and we'll hang out. That's kind of fun too.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
That could be a good start. But eventually I hope
that it just becomes like a guy. Thank for you.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, go out going Onday night?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay, I'm come home at three am. No Eddie going
to the club. But you can like go to a bar,
watch a little bit of a game and have a beer,
have a burger.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Games are tough. I like watching games alone.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Okay, Eddie, what we our comfort zone?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I know, I know, but like it's just it's a thing.
Like I don't like watching a lot of sports with
other dudes, Eddie, because other dudes like to be like, say,
just see the stats on this guy, like you see man?
Do you hear there?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
And I'm like, I don't want to talk. I'm just
watching the game.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Hey, what camaraderie. You have to find light. Okay, if
it's not a game, if this is the thing for you,
I don't know, go freaking climb some rocks with each other.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh, that'd be fun. Climb rocks. That'd be fun. I'll
race you to the top.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Okay, why do you make everything.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I don't know. You're giving me examples of the kind of
trying to help you. I'm picturing what we will be doing.
We'll play golf, love it. Golf is always fun.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Go.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I wonder if he plays golf.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I took us a long time for us to get
to one thing that you will actually be willing to
go and do with somebody.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I know my comfort zone. It's hard to get out
of it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, I'm pushing you out.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
No longer a lot to take one more break, we'll
be back, all right. Anything else that we haven't hit on,
that's what happening in your life.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
What I thought would that you would bring up is
if I booked a trip to like go see my
friend in Wyoming.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh did you? I mean I thought if you did,
you would have brought it up. When we're talking about friend.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I did talk to him though, but I'm not and
I told him that that we should definitely put a
date on the radar, and he said, I'll look at
my calendar, you look at yours, and we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, And you're at the boy where it's we'll.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Figure it out, yeah, which is kind of always the
term that that means we're not going to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Okay. Then this is where you take a camera, Billy.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Don't don't say that, and you go to.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Your calendar and you say, hey, I have this, this
and this weekend open. Let me know if any of
those work for you. Okay, okay, Because nothing ever makes
it out of the group chat and it's just like, yeah,
we should do that, and nobody takes the initiative. Yeah,
somebody does have to take the initiative. Is that where
were you going, I'm going to Montana?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, okay, Montana. He lives in Wyoming, Yeah, which is close.
Have you gone yet yet?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It'll be later this year.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Okay, yes, believe.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
You're so dumb blize Bozeman.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Who goes to Bozeman? Who goes to Belise? No one,
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I don't have a single person and right now in
my realm of people that has been to believe, you.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Don't understand how quickly I looked over like I can't stare.
I got to look quickly and be like, she's going
to Belize and then write it down.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
She's going to please. Oh she's also probably e lopeing
and getting married.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What I didn't say that? Okay, they said.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That you knew where it was gonna go.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
All I said was that she booked a flight to Belize.
And obviously you're traveling with your boyfriend. Why wouldn't your
boyfriend go with you to Belize? And my main question, too, Morgan,
was is the dog going to Belize?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
If I had a private jet? Yeah, I don't have
one of those.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Wait, you can't take your dog on a regular belief.
Oh she's too big, she's not a lap dog.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
She's a lap dog, but she's twenty pounds. She does
not fit in.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
One of them's doing on dogs twenty pounds, think of anything.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
She could lose one pound.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Come on, girl, no hot dog dogs.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I can't take her. I used to because she was
an ESA for a really long time.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
She's not that anymore. She lost her certification.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
No, she still has it, but airlines have just changed
a lot of that and I just didn't want to
mess with it anymore. It wasn't was it was like
twenty years ago. Right, it's like twenty four.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Well it changed a lot of stuff for us.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, but I wasn't even flying. I didn't even have
remy twenty four years ago, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Right, that was stupid. Shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
The timeline was not you are just a little bit.
But yeah, no, all of that's changed. And she can't
fit into a carrier that goes under the seat.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh oh, I thought you're under the plane. Oh that
they would think they're dying, they would think they're in hell.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, no, I hate seeing that. I know there's some
situations where like it's that's the only way to get
them from like another country to hear something. But I
would never do that.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
What's it like down there? There's no way it's like warm.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I don't know that it's warm or cold now necessarily,
but I do know that a lot of animals have
died being traveled that way.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, which means it's not ideal.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
No, And she's ten years old, that's not even though
it was never even an option when she was a puppy.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Let alone, right, so just do road trips. But so,
how would she fit under the seat? Like I can
barely fit my backpack under the seat.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
So like a backpack like a carrier. There's one Think
about a dog that's ten pounds, fifteen pounds, not Rammy,
she's going.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You said it. You're you're the one that set her
weight on the podcast, cause that matter.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
They say they can only be under a certain weight
that they had to fit into a carrier.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, and she's over that way.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
He was like, right at it, it's like eighteen pounds.
So and I'm like, we're not going on a diet,
so you can get stuffed in this bag to be
under her car stupid?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Just one less spoon of chicken, You're stupid. Do you
do you give her chicken? Or is she a vegan
like you?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
She's not a feat I'm also vegetarian correct and no,
I cook her turkey. She's allergic to chicken.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
How do you, okay, turkey? How do you cook turkey?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Just ground it now?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
But like you're like, you don't eat it, so how
do you?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Just?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Does it smell good? You?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No? One? I can't smell, so that helps me out
a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Forgot about that my trauma, and I can't smell. I'm
sure that helps then.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
And I don't touch it. I just like cut the
package of it and I just like drop it in the thing.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You don't touch it if what if like a splash
gets on your hand.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I don't love that. Give me yeah, it gives me
the ev gv's because it's so signy.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I see that like it.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, I'm not a fan, but it is what it is.
I remember it was really funny. My she has like
some she's one of those dogs that's prone to stuff
on their teeth harder and so I really didn't want
to put her under for surgery, especially just getting older.
And my vet was like, okay, well you could go
and get a knuckle bone from a from a butcher
and have her chew on it and it'll really help.
(32:54):
What kind of knuckle I don't know any like an animal?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
What animal has knuckles?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Knucklebone? I think it's like a knee.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Think it was a monkey maybe, Like what else has
a hand like that?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
No, I think it's just called that. Okay, And sorry,
you're asking me anatomy when I don't even eat meat.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Well, you brought up a knucklebone like it's a normal thing.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
And I'm repeating what I got to hold. So imagine
me just a little vegetarian. Yeah, walking into a butcher shop?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Do you have a knucklebone?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
First of all, not a great experience for me. I
was not well. I was like, I meat everywhere, Yeah,
and like straight up like yeah, it was not good.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And they're cutting me.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, it was not well.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It smells like me, but you can't smell.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Do you really have to keep reminding me? Not necessary?
So I walk in here is not a pleasant experience.
I'm like looking everywhere, and I go and I see,
like she said, it'd be in like these kind of
different part box whatever. So I go over there and
sure enough, there's all these different like bone parts, and
I'm just like gagging.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Hold on, there are bone parts? What what butcher shop
did you go to?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Is it like a it was back in Kansas, because
this is when I was home for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
But is this like just a regular Hamish okay?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
But your shop?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Okay? And where were the bones in a box?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Like in a freezer, like a little container box? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Oh, and they had all kinds of bones in.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
There, yeah, different kinds who apparently for different things. I
don't know. I don't know what y'all meat eaters.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Do, well, not like that. I mean, I don't know.
I've never gone to a store to buy bones.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
You've never been to like a butcher I have?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, yeah, and as a Hispanic, we buy all kinds
of like cuts. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
And I think a lot of that is for people
buy them for their dogs to chew on bones and
all of that stuff, because it's better than you know,
the stuff that you're buying at the store. Anyways, this
thing was disgusting. It was so bloody, it was like
completely raw.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Of course she love it.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I took this same homemady. Okay, I went through this
whole thing, and I was not well through the whole experience.
I get home, I'm like, she better freaking eat this thing.
This is not a good experience for me. I put
it on a towel and because they said it would
start to like bleed because it's raw whatever, So I'm
like sitting there. I put it on the ground, put
the knucklebone on top of the towel, and I'm just
sitting there and she sits there and she just looks
(35:05):
at me, like, what do you want me to do
with that? Like are you.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
She's like that's gross.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
No, literally, she sniffed it. It was so disgusted with me.
She thought that I had just brought her the worst
thing I could have ever brought her.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh my gosh, that's so funny. So I'm googling knuckle bone.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, I don't want to look at it again. It
was discussing. It was like a ball of bone.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Knucklebones are high density beef bones that are a good
source of collagen, gelatin, marrow, cartilage, tendons, and ligaments. They
are often used, Oh, they're used for making bone broth,
that's what people do, or beef stock. Hey. Look. Knucklebones
can also be given to medium to large dogs with
strong jaws.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, because it's really good for their teeth.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
And that's remy now medium to large, she's not medium
to large twenty pounds.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Anyways, I went to a buncher all for my dog,
all for her to sit there and say, I'm not
touching nothing. You know what.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
You want to see a picture?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
No, I don't because I saw it at the butcher shop. Look,
I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's a big bone. Okay, so that's not a real knuckle,
it's just it kind of looks. It looks like a fist.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
I did not need to see that again, Like.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, you're right there, bloody and everything.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
It is not fun. All for her to just not
even touch.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
It, that's so crazy. You love your dog so much
you would go to a meat market to get her. Yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
That's how much I love her.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And it didn't even work and she still had to
get her teacher.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
So what you do with it? Did you say that?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
No? We didn't end up throwing It was in the
freezer at my parents' house for like three months, and
my dad called me one day it's like, so.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Do you want this?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
What do you want me to do with it? I
was like, you can have it. I don't know for
me to even touch.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
It, he makes bone broth out of it.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure I got thrown away. Yeah
it was not so you know, I do have a
lot of love for her. Yes, you do love her,
and I will cook meat for her.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
For a good reason, she says, sweet she is.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Anyways, Okay, you want to make fun of me somewhere?
Are we done?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
No, we're done, We're done. She smells weird in here.
Can you smell that?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Stop? Bring it? Try attention. I'm Morgan on it. I'm
trying to get my smell back. Okay, all right, Eddie,
tell everybody where.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
They can find you at producer Eddie on Instagram, on TikTok.
I'm not really on Twitter like sure Twitter and yeah
X twenty five Whistles podcast me Bobby do sports podcasts.
It's pretty much it. I'm give me my home address,
but I don't want you there.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
That would be weird.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Maybe people goods are helping you with your parking problem.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
My parking problem. Yeah, no, don't worry. I'm taking care
of that parking problem myself.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Sounds like you're to kill somebody.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I might.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Okay, we're gonna get out of here before Eddie if
it's a crime or admits toting a crime. And you
can find me out with Girl Morgan and make sure
you follow out the show YouTube page at Bobby Bone Show.
You can subscribe and watch Eddie vomit on.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
A live show. Don't do that. You trust me, you
don't want to see it.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Bye, everybody.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
for listening. Be sure to check out the other two
parts this weekend. Go find follow the show on all
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Speaker 2 (38:03):
Web Girl Morgan to submit your listener questions for next
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