Eddie Shares Emotional Update on Newly Adopted Son + 90’s TV Catchphrase Game in Honor of Bob Saget + Listeners Share Awkward ‘Asking for Hand in Marriage’ Stories

Eddie shared something special that almost made him cry the other day regarding his newly adopted son. In honor of Bob Saget, we play the famous 90’s TV catchphrase game. See if you can name the show based on the quote! Amy shared a story about how her friend’s dad “threatened” him when he asked for her in marriage. Listeners call in to share their equally awkward stories.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting, Hey, welcome to Wednesday's show Morning Studio. Morning. Let's
go over and talk to Ava, who is calling us
from Virginia. Ava, what's going on? I called you this
morning and I heard a beeping noise and so I

(00:24):
hung up because I thought I had called the wrong number.
And so my mom turned to me and she said,
that's the busy line. That means that line busy. That's
a busy signal. Had you never heard of Have you
never heard a busy signal before? Eva? I have never
heard a busy signal before. And I was like, wait,
what is that? And She's like, that's a busy signal, Eva,

(00:46):
and then she was like, oh my gosh, I'm march
is on. And I was like, what a noise it was?
So how old are you? I'm sixteen. I've been listening
to you guys since I was in like first or
second grade when we would drive on my way to school.
It's wild, though, that you have never heard a busy
signal and you thought that you just called the wrong
number or a fax machine. I guess you didn't know

(01:07):
what a fax machine is. You know, sometimes you call
a fax machine by accent. It goes yeah, the other
day on the show, I mentioned a screensaver, and I
was lit up by the young UN's like, hey, time
marks a zambra. We don't have screensavers anymore. I met
my lock screen. That's what we call it. Yeah, well
that's that is what we call it is. Hey, But

(01:28):
thank you for the call. Thank you for making us
feel old. That's crazy that you've never heard a busy signal.
Thank you so much. I love you guys. All right,
thank you, have a great morning. There's another TikTok time
traveler by the way, just to give you a little
juice for your morning. On March fifteenth, twenty twenty two,
this person who's from our future says that on this date,
of volcano erupts and creates an ash cloud that covers

(01:48):
the entire world. Did you know that if the volcano
Yellowstone erupted that this would happen. That hasn't no. But
if it did erupt, and it could erupt any day
at anytime, there will be enough ash that the sun
couldn't get through and we'd all die. This could happen
ten seconds from now. Yeah. Secondly, June twenty eighth of
this year, an airplane goes missing for a month and
returns with everyone on board claiming it was only three hours.

(02:10):
I think they watched that show Manifest. Yeah, that's what
that is. And then August second of this year they
claim we make contact not with aliens but an underground civilization.
Und So, for what it's worth, you've been warned this
is from at past time travel. We were keeping all
these dates and we will check back in and see
if any of its happened on March, June and August

(02:30):
of this year. Let's go over and open up the
mailbag something Ye, hello, Bobby Bones. My question is how
do I ask for a raise from my boss when

(02:50):
I don't see him in person. I used to work
where his main office was, but now have moved to
another location where I no longer see him. As I've
gotten in the past, have been in person, and that's
what I believe. The standard procedure is for asking for
a raise is writing an email unprofessional. My last rates
was two years ago, and I feel like I got

(03:11):
some more experience, some more knowledge, and have put on
more responsibility since then. Any advice on how to handle
this in a professional manner would be greatly appreciated. Thank you,
signed Sparky. I think this is an issue too with
folks now because of the pandemic more than just moving,
and some people just don't go in anymore, and so
you don't have that face to face time. And if

(03:31):
you don't have face to face, I'm telling you it
is going to be so hard to survive and thrive
because so much is based off of interaction every single day,
you can quickly be forgotten about that being said, I
don't think an email is the first route. I think
hitting him up on a zoom yeah, because that's as
close as you can get to human personal contact. You
can still see each other, you still have to make

(03:51):
the eye contact, you can still have great strong body language,
express how you feel with your tone of voice. So
the first option is, hey, do you mind hopping on
the zoom with me? And if zoom doesn't work, then
you can put it in an email. That's okay. But
before an email, I would even go phone route, and
I hate the phone. I would go zoom, phone email,

(04:13):
registered mail psychic thought that would be the five, that
would be the order. I would go channel it to
the Yes, yeah, but I think it's zoom. Yeah. You
face to face, and that's what I mean. Think of Yeah,
over the last two years, how many important meetings and
things have gone down over zoom and you still can
have that feeling a face to face, but you're right

(04:34):
in order to be top of mind. It's a bumm
er too, you're not no longer even in the same building,
because yeah, that's even just running into your You know,
people you work with at times can be helpful. You know.
The dynamic of a human relationship is the most important
dynamic in anything, and in a romantic relationship and a
business relationship, because the first thing people want to do
is protect people they know and see, and that make

(04:55):
them feel good and make them happy. That's just a
general feeling. If anyone came and like, all right, it's
time to cut Eddie, and I'm like, because Eddie sucks
at a job, no aid. He made me feel good.
I fight for Eddie because I see Eddie. I'd eye
so that I would even encourage this, if possible, every
six months or so, see if you can go to
lunch with this dude or this lady. I think she

(05:17):
may have said yeah him, she said him, if you
can even that is a strong human bond if you
don't work in the same place, but it's another location
in town. See if you can go to lunch every
six months? And what are you talking about it at lunch?
Who cares? And it's just being in person and reminding
them you are a human being. Tell them about you know,
when someone's got a gun to their head and the
person goes, I have kids. It's just reminding them that

(05:41):
you are a human being. You're not just a number
on a spreadsheet. Got it? So okay, that's the list,
zoom phone, email, registered mail, psychic thoughts, telegram. Yeah, I mean,
heck do all five? What about or if lunch doesn't work,
could you arrange to go buy that office one day
for like, if you say you have a meeting, I'm

(06:03):
willing to come there. I definitely wouldn't just do a
pop up. No, no, no, no surprise. Oh yeah, but
good luck with that, Sparky. It sounds like you know
what you deserve and go get it. The hardest thing
isn't to actually deserve a raise, it's to go and
ask for it. Yeah, because it's an awkward situation. I mean,
every day I come in raise Like, hey man, I
could raise every day and you have to say no
every day. Every day I say no, Yes, it's it's

(06:24):
a weird situation. All right, thank you, close it up.
We've got your bride tries to get COVID so it
doesn't spoil her wedding. Now the headline go, wait what,
but really I get it. Yeah, you want the antibodies

(06:45):
so it doesn't crush your entire big day. Yeah, get
it over with where you're safe to hang out and
do your wedding instead of getting it the day before
and you have to quarantine or three days before, right, Yeah,
not being able to do a lot of the things
you wanted to do before the wedding because risk of
you getting it. Brian to Be came up with an
idea and it's all to make sure COVID doesn't mess

(07:07):
with her big day. And it's that COVID messes with
her way before her big day. Interesting, not two way
before though, because well, yeah, but you could do it
two months out, three months out. Ray Mundo came to
me and says he's trying to get it right now. Yeah.
I talked to several doctors. They said this was the weakest.
Talked to several doctors. We have friends that are How
many friends that do you have that are doctor? To

(07:28):
be honest here, how many friends do you have that
are doctors? Too? The one guy owns like some company
that's kind of like twenty three and me the other
girl used to date one of our friends, So I
have two. Okay. I just wanted to make sure I
think medical doctors, not like healers. No, it's doctor of history. Ray, Okay,
I'm still gonna let you say what you're gonna say,

(07:49):
although I don't fully believe it. Go ahead, Yes, And
so I heard that this was the weakest variant, and yes,
you can get the antibodies, so this would be the
one you would want to get over all the others.
And so you are trying to get it right now?
Was I failed? I tried to do it over Christmas
but it didn't work. Wait the sorry ignorance here, But like,
if you get this variant, does that mean you're you're

(08:10):
good on the other from what they know now these antibodies,
we're good. You're good from me? But tomorrow who knows?
Breaking news? You know the butt face variants out and
anything you've ever had? Who knows? Who knows? But you've
given up on that. Ray. Yeah, it just didn't work
being around people. I guess maybe you got to actually

(08:31):
kiss stuff with fluids other stuff like maybe maybe yeah, um,
have you had COVID? No, one of the few that hasn't. Well,
I think most of this room hasn't. Honestly, I haven't.
Amy hasn't. You haven't, Lunchbox hasn't. Four five on the
seven of us haven't had it at all. And I
see memes of people like just dodging COVID and it's

(08:52):
like the Matrix thing where he's bent over and bullets
are going at him. And I'm like, well, I mean, yes,
a lot of people had it, but I mean we
have somebody out right now again because it COVID, and
so far five of us out of the seven, Amy
didn't know someone have COVID here. Yeah, now ay's looking
at all. Abby just had COVID and she's back. The
mask is off now, right, finally off. Hey, Abby can

(09:15):
ask you a question? Yes you can. Did you hit
the garage with your trucks this morning? That I didn't
see it? What happened? It was so loud? And then
of course Bobby's right there, you saw it. What happened.
Abby nailed the garage with her truck. Well, she was.
The garage goes up slowly, and I don't know why

(09:36):
Abby couldn't wait six more seconds. No, but you said
she she started driving through and boom, nails the top
of her truck. And I lug back and I'm like,
and then Nabby just keeps her head down. It keeps
on like nothing happened. He think it's COVID brain. It
must be. I thought, was it coming down or was
it going up? It was going It was going up.
Oh shoot, okay, I am she was going up because

(09:58):
hold on, let me think about this hole. Let me
think about this. That's a good question, because you are
coming in after I came in. But it was it
was a bit after. I don't I'm not sure because
I was already out of my car. And if you're
driving up when I'm already out of my car, down,
regardless you got hit. Yeah, usually it stays up. So
I figured it was just like up, Well, it usually

(10:19):
stays up because this is our security is here, and
he lets you in. I need to go look at
my car. I'm very nervous. You haven't looked at it.
You just ran away from it. Hopefully nothing's there, ignore
it until after the show. Okay, it went like this boom,
and I was like, is that just a garage locking up?
And then because Abby acts like nothing happened, she poker

(10:40):
faced it straight up, drove up guy in the car
and walked in the building. I was hoping you or here.
How could I not hear that it sonic boom went
off in the garage. I think your car is probably
gonna be fine if I have a little scratch. Okay,
you got the thing paid off? Yeah, okay, well there
you go, and you've probably traded it right now. They're
giving a ton of money for top dollar to dollar fore. Okay, Abby,

(11:03):
I hope your car's okay. Anyway, she's she's trying to
get COVID so it doesn't ruin her wedding. We were
really nervous when six months ago our marriage, our wedding. Yeah,
because part of it because we were like, oh and
and no, we were right right after COVID went down
and right before Delta came back. Yeah, that's right, we
had like a three week window. We didn't know at
the time. We thought COVID was over, and we're like

(11:24):
whoa party, have a wedding, and then like a week later,
COVID's back butt Face Delta. Yes, the button face variant
is back for You was the latest from Nashville and
Tullywood Morgan Number two thirty six Skinny Walker Hayes lost
a bet with some friends over the college Football Playoff
National Championship game, so he had to remix his song

(11:47):
AA to include Georgia references instead of Alabama. Here it
is did I made? She made way way down where
they love of Kirby Smart right, So low Country station play. Hey,

(12:08):
I'm just trying to stay Dylan Scott talks about how
he approaches being a dad. Obviously, we'll go out in
the backyard and play, and I try to stay active
with him and just and just be there, and you
try to keep my face out of the cell phone
and into their lives, and so I just try to
I try to be a friend, and then obviously when

(12:29):
I need to be a dad, I'm a dad. Talking
about her collaboration with Ashley McBride, Carly Pierce shared that
she has learned not to blame herself for bad relationships.
There are things that maybe you in the end know
that you should have known, and I'm gonna pay attention more.
And I think as you grow and as you go
through life and you go through all different kinds of relationships,
you learn that and you figure that out and hopefully

(12:50):
you're better for the next I'm Morgan number two. That's
your skinny hat. It's time for the good news. Bobby
police officer in Lewiston, New York, saved the dog from
the icy waters of Bond Lake, and the whole rescue
mission was caught a camera. A ten month old lab
named ConA ran onto the icy lake just north of

(13:12):
Niagara Falls. There was a flock of geese that landed
right by the dog, startled her and her owner. The
dog then fell into the water where the ice ended
and broke because of the birds. Although she's a strong swimmer,
she began to panic and tire Quickly. They called nine
one one. The officer jumped in, got there, rescued the dog,

(13:34):
pulled her in. I mean, he put himself at risk.
But the coolest thing is they have body camera footage
of this and you see the cop like basically cannonball
in at the pool to go after the dog. So
jumped in to save a dog, which is awesome and
again as a police officer putting his life at risk
for the dog of you know of somebody that lives
in the town. I was watching this video on TikTok though,
just thinking about icy water, and this guy was like,

(13:56):
I want to see if I can swim under the
ice from A to B, Like there was a hole here,
and there was a hole I would say forty yards away.
He's a great swimmer. He's I don't know if he's
a professional swimmer, but he he's ripped and he had
on little swimmy tikes, so yes, you don't wear those
that look like a swimmer without And so they put
a rope on his little shorts to make sure if

(14:17):
he got lost under the ice, he could turn around
and grab the rope and swim back. So he starts
swimming and under the ice, he gets completely disoriented and
he can't come up, and so they're trying to break
the ice on top of him because I don't know
how going from a point at a point B. He
lost it. But he was like, once you're under there,
you can't tell where you're going. He got completely disoriented,
So they start pulling him in because and he finally
figures it out and it's grabbing the rope and fight

(14:38):
it and gets to the air and I was like, oh,
and they're talking to him. He's like, if you have
to swim under ice, it's almost impossible. I mean, growing up,
we could get lost in the woods and they would say,
go tree to tree, because that's how you know you
won't get lost. Go to this tree, then find the
direct direction you're going. Walk to another tree, because if
you're walking around trees, you're lost, you're turning. So he

(15:00):
was like, there was nothing for me to look at
as a forward point to go to. So I was
just off and trapped under the ice. Wild video, So
I don't suggest coming under the ice. Okay, okay, So
we go to that today noted okay, thank you, but
shout out to this police officer, Officer Smith, great story,
great job. That is what it's all about. That was
tell me something good to honor Bob Saggett, who passed

(15:22):
away earlier this week. I will play you a catchphrase
from a popular nineties TV show you just named the show.
For example, that will be full be full house. That's
all right. If you miss it, you're out everybody can play.
Let's go here is number one. Pretty easy one. Name

(15:48):
the show Amy, Eddie Family Matters, Lunchbox Family Matters. That
is correct. Number two, Oh no, man, h oh no Man,
Eddie Seinfeld, Amy Seinfeld, Lunchbox Seinfeld correct. Name this nineties

(16:12):
TV catchphrase number three that sounds weird, and the more
you play it where dore it sounds okay? Man okay.

(16:33):
Lunchbox home Improvement, Eddie home Improvement. Amy. Next one, whoa whoa,
whoa whoa whoa Amy Blossom, Eddie Blossom, Lunchbox Blossom. Good.
We are now to number five. Let's go excellent, m M.

(17:00):
I'm seeing struggle on their faces for the first time. Excellent.
I don't know, no, excellent. Did you write your answer
down Amy did, Lunchbox Eddie? Yeah, I got it. I'm
in Amy. Oh rend and stimpy. It does sound a
bit simp. It does sound a bit renn and Stimpyes,

(17:23):
I'll come back to that answer Lunchbox. I thought rend
and stimpy stimpy, but then I thought that's Smithers when
he so I put the Simpsons. Oh no, if it's
written stimpy, i'd a myself. I'll tell you it's not Smithers, Eddie.
It's not Smithers. It's mister Burns. That's the Simpsons. That's correct,
excellent mister Burns. But he does say Smithers. I get

(17:47):
watching the Simpsons, or written and Simpy for that matter.
But Amy, you have been eliminated. Dan, Next up, so
has Lunchbox. No, he got it, he got it, said Simpsons.
He just said the wrong person. Oh he's like person
on Jeopardy that It's like, I'm not gonna do this,
but why are you cheering against me? Here? You did
that to yourself. You said the wrong person? Next up? What?

(18:17):
Oh my god? We're later on into the end of
the category here. That's a catchphrase. Yeah, yeah, this happened
a lie did Can we hear one one time? Do
you know what that is? Any? No? Oh, okay, one
more time. The laugh is a part of it too,

(18:38):
You got it? Okay, that consideration whatever. Lunch Box Fat
Albert isn't not a show from like the late seventies
and early eighties a cartoon. I was out old. Yeah,
my other guest was not No, I was other guys.
I had the Jeffersons. But I thought that was like
seventies too, but at least I had a laugh. Yeah,

(18:58):
but it's the nineties. Yeah, I know, I didn't know
I have anything from the nineties. You can win it
right now. Yeah. I'm not confident though, and I'm just
guessing from someone going, ah, maybe it's one of the
friends people like they get hit by the door or something.
I don't know. Give me friends if that is friends
and correct the ants? Do you know it? I don't
like you know it? No, I mean no, I mean
somebody gets thrown out of a house all the time. Oh,

(19:21):
that's Will. So you guys both missed it, so speed
around time. So we just say it buzzing. What's your name?
When you know it? Here we go. I'm your baby,
gotta love me, Come on, Eddie, Sesame Street, Elmo, that's Elmo,
that's gotta love Me. That's Elmo's I don't know why

(19:41):
you're looking at me that way. That is Elmo because
that's a sitcom. Yeah, but what else is Elmo? In incorrect? What?
Y I'm your baby, gotta love me, come on, gotta
love me? What is that? I've never heard that in

(20:02):
my life? Have I Have I ever heard that in
my life? I'm the baby gotta love me. I'm the baby,
gotta love me. Need an answer? Lunchbox? Rug rats incorrect
from tgis is dinosaurs a little pink baby that sits
in the high chair. I'm the baby, gotta love me. Okay,

(20:26):
remember Sitcom, I'm so dumb nineties us here we go,
but speed round, got it? Need to seeell your name go?
I am cos correct. Every time I fell, everybody say

(20:57):
they stay. It's come to that, Eddie. Yeah, you are
the villain. You are the Alabama Now I feel it.
I feel it every time these two wins. Wow, Amy
felt good to she was cheering for Lunchbox. She never
cheered for lunchbox. Who Wow, congratulations Lunchbox, you are the winner.
Get your breath. CD cells in the United States increased

(21:20):
last year for the first time since two thousand and four. Amy,
Do you have a CD player? I do not. Maybe
in my car, but honestly, I don't know. Yeah, I
don't have a CD player either. I guess have a
jewbox in my house to play CDs. Yeah, that's a
CD player, But I don't have a CD player that
I would ever just listen to music on. And also
I don't see the benefit of CDs over streaming music,

(21:41):
though I do see the benefit of vinyl because vinyl
just sounds different than old. Vinyl has a nostalgic feeling
to it before we were even born. Vinyl sounds like
old timy. It doesn't matter, even if it's a new song.
It's like love it. That's you know, Chris My Chris
best Time. So that's vinyl to me. But CD cells

(22:03):
are going up and vinyls crushing, obviously, But now it's
about CDs and I look back. I have my first
three CDs ever bought. You're ready, Here we go, a
CDC Ballbreaker. Nice. I'm a classic rock kid because at
this point my stepdad was a good classic rock guy
and we'd listen to Cool ninety five, Good Times, Great Oldies,

(22:24):
and we'd play the game where any song would come
on and we would speed race to name the song
the title and artist. It was named that tune before
we played named that tune here on the show. But
it was all like sixties and seventies artists. So a
CDC Ballbreaker. It was their new album, which is weird,
but it was a classic rock band. Next up Mariah Carey,
Fantasy and Garth Brooks Garth Brooks the first one. Did

(22:56):
you buy all these for a penny? No? I bought
them all at leg I bought them all the record
store in the mall, which record stores don't really exist
now in the mall anymore, do they? Like? I don't.
I have not seen one. No, what did you have
as Hastings or No, we had some good Ins or
something Goody Sam, good Sam goodies. Right, I don't even

(23:17):
remember what we had. What did you guys? I don't remember.
This was like ninety four, probably ninety four. I don't know. See,
I had an older sister, so I feel like any
CDs I got I got from her. The first one
I remember being mine was only because I got a
stereo for Christmas and I got Alanis morriset Jagged Man.

(23:41):
That was the best CD. I had that too, and
it had my room every so many singles on it,
one after the other. It was like, it's like the
second or third biggest selling album of the nineties, that
Jagged Little Pill album. But Man going Borders. Maybe it
was Borders, that's one for sure, And we go. I
know we talked about nineties TV shows in a second,
so allow us to continue. You being nostalgic for a second.

(24:01):
But you would go and you go to the mall
and there'd be headphones at all these places, and you
put them on because here's where they would get you.
There'd be one good song on an album and you'd
only hear it on the radio, and you'd be like,
I want that CD. And then you'd buy it and
you'd be like the rest of this is not good.
They'll trick you all the time by it. They could
just throw crap on a CD, four or five, six,
seven songs. It weren't that good, but you're going you
put the headphones on. You'd be like, this time, I'm

(24:21):
going to really investigate this and make sure all the
songs are good. But you really couldn't tell because it
was just you listen to it for five minutes. You'd
listen to like fifteen seconds. Skip that's good, Skip to
the next one. That's good. Good. Yeah, I think I'm
gonna get this Bush CD. That's what I do, and
then I'd be out of there. But man, going to
Sun Coast was another one. Sun Coast Records, I guess
in Austin. I remember going to Waterloo Records. That's still there. Yeah,

(24:44):
And that's still there. That's like an old school local,
but old school stores at them all though, Like Kaby
Toys was one we'd go buying and be like, oh,
I'd love to go in to Kaby and good something
or the one that had all the green light posters.
Spence the Gifts is that ye still the answers gifts
and I think that still exists now. It's a little

(25:05):
more adult than it was then, but it was a
little bit adults. All neon posters in the back. When
you think of the mall back in the day, I
still think you're right American Cookie Company them, Oh for sure.
That's a staple back in the day. Stores at the
mall Sears foot Locker Man and it's still around. But
still I remember going to the mall and being like, Yeah,

(25:26):
that place is happening because the music was always loud
and everybody was dressed as Refs is like, this is
fun to be in here. I don't think they dresses
Refs anymore. They don't. I wanted a foot locker the
other day at the mall, and I don't think they
just wear hoodies and that's not cool. I bet they
just felt dumb. They're not even real revs. They're wearing
a whistle lunchbox. Any stores come to mind. Chick fil

(25:46):
A because it was only in the mall when we
were kids, and that was the only time you could
get it, and it was amazing. That's when, oh so
good Chick fil at was only in the mall. Only
in the mall until I mean we were in high school.
I would bet remember the limited. Oh that's where I
would be like, Oh, I wish my mom would buy
me close structure, yeah, structure. I just remember. We could

(26:08):
never afford Dillards, but we would walk through Dillards to
get into the Hot Springs Mall. We'd parked in that
spot and walk through Dillards and I'd be like, Dan,
they have Abercrombie and Fitch. I wish I or Tommy
Hill figure, I'd be like, that's what they have. Yeah,
maybe that's what it was. Tommy Hill figure. Acro would
be a separates Mervin's California was definitely at the mall.

(26:29):
We separate malls. I had never been to Immrvin's. Oh, Bells, Bells,
I don't know those story that was just Texas story.
Maybe maybe they were a Texas story. I don't know.
I remember Sarka City was big back in the day.
Oh yeah, I don't even that exist anymore. No Sarca City,
kmart oh radio shot. All right, all right, well what

(26:49):
we'll get to more current things in the next second
two segments talking about the night. There are a few
things I don't like. Onions, mayonnaise, and scary movies. I
can't I don't like any of those. I want nothing
to do with any any of the three. And now
I experts are saying that scary movies are bad for

(27:09):
your health. Being scared can cause you to eat more
during and after, which again is not good for your body.
For overindulging in bad things, mostly people are eating bad food.
Many people say that dark thoughts are also toxic to
your brain. And what happens is you think these things,
even if you're not thinking them purposefully, they're lingering in
your mind. So scary movies are bad. I say we

(27:31):
eliminate them. I like when I listen when I'm dictator,
I'm sorry, president, when I'm president slip sorry. I don't
know why that had came out like that. I would
eliminate all scary movies. You're Samy's pile of stories. So
if you've done anything a little spacey lately, I have
a story that's going to bring you a lot of comfort.
Like you are not alone. I'm still blaming Daylight Savings. Yeah,

(27:52):
I even know that. Okay, that just stays with me.
Go ahead. This comes to us from Birmingham and a
woman was leaving the grocery store. She had a cart
full of groceries, so she goes over to her car
and puts them in the back of it. Then she
goes and returns the cart and gets in her car
and drives home. The only problem is she gets home
and goes to unload the groceries. There's no groceries there.

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Her name is Sarah Cowen, and she put her groceries
in another car that looked like oh, and it was unlocked.
It happened to be online. And then she went to
put her cart back, but then went back and got
in her legit real car and drove home. Well, a
couple of things come to mind. First of all, I've
been known to put the remote in the fridge and
then I can't find them remote, and I'm like, well,
but it's the fridge. Because your mind is just somewhere else.

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So I've done that. I've also I've walked up to
a car before that looked like mine, opened it and
I'm about to get in, and I'm like, it's not
my cup. I don't have a cup that looks like that.
You know, like, this is not my car. I've had
that happen before too. Looking in it happens to be open.
Now to go all the way through with the groceries,
that's crazy. Just imagine the person that gets back in
their car. They're like, oh, a secret Santa from groceries.

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Y'all know that person's name, but shout out to them
because they did get to their car and saw these groceries.
So they gathered them up, took them inside the store.
And then when Sarah got home, she called the grocery
store and they were like, yep, we have all your
groceries here. The person dropped them off. Well. Also, now
I'd probably think it was somebody either scamming me or
tracking me. I wouldn't just think that a bunch of
groceries showed up accidentally. Oh really, Yeah, especially all the

(29:22):
stories like Apple air tags, people are tracking you. The
other one that I read is I go waffles. People
are tracking you, so I would be looking, what's that one?
I don't know. I mean kids too, they're hearing things
like on the news and in school and from other
kids who are clearly hearing it from their parents. Like
my son comes home sometimes and he's like, Mom, did

(29:44):
you know the government is tracking us by putting chips
in our arms? And I'm like no, and you just
say no, that's not right. They're tracking us by our phone.
Yeah exactly. I'm like, yes, that oculis. Those kids are
so dumb, they're actually tracking us by the iPhone. Son. Yeah.
So anyway, it's funny what kids talk about at school.
A Virginia student got a million dollar lottery ticket in

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his Christmas stocking. So his name's Brian Dotty who he's
a math major at University of Virginia and mostly picked
this story up for lunchbox because it was something just
that was in his stocking and boom, And in Virginia
they have that thing where you get the winnings after
taxes that's what you're winning, so there's not a million
dollars and then taxes are taken out you win, which
you win well, and didn't he say he wasn't giving

(30:28):
his family any of the money. Well, oh, I don't
know that where I didn't see that some of his winnings.
This could be a different story. Is the same person
are different? Oh? Hand me dad story, Mike, Yeah, let
me go. Let me roll into this one that finish
yours first. Well, this guy, Brian, he says that some
of his winnings will go towards paying tuition, and then
I don't know what he's going to do with the rest.
I'll tell you car, food, jewelry. One you imagine in

(30:49):
college though winning a million dollars. Okay, here we go.
A twenty four year old mances he and his wife
were recent winners, taking home a five point six million
dollars lottery win Wow, what the cash? They did the
obvious thing. They paid off the cars, the mortagans, the
student loans. They were left about five million to do
whatever they please. And I keep in mind that statistically
seventy percent of a lot of winners go broke, So
seven out of ten lottery winners go broke. So they

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put about three million the low risk investments. They they
you know, put some money down on an apartment complex,
you know, jumped in as an investor. He thought the
family would be happy and that he and his wife
were playing it smart. But the relatives, no, no, no,
they were like, hey, let's go on a trip, take
us all these places. Hey, won't you buy this for us?
He's like, I'm not giving you guys any of the money.
And I agree. If it's like second level relatives, oh yeah,

(31:33):
you know, maybe you take them to dinner or something.
But also it's not like he's out buying himself again
a lot of jewelry and a lot of shoes and going.
He's investing the money and sounds like they're being smart. Yes,
what would you expect or I don't know from like
or say you and Caitlin win the lottery. I mean
I felt like I already have by marrying her. Oh yeah,

(31:57):
no no, but like say y'all win five million dollars
and you know, would you break off a bit for
different family members? If I am speaking candidly, I already
do break off bits for family members, right, but it's
not lottery, and so I don't think that would affect anything. Okay,
I already do take care of different family members back home,

(32:17):
so I don't think it would change anything, I would continue,
but I would just continue. Well, and I feel a
little freer doing YEA, let's say Caitlyn's family, there you go.
But if she's like, Okay, I want to get a
truck or something out by on my truck. But I'm
not just gonna go not about meeting, it's about it's
about like, oh just for fun. Yeah, Like probably what
if Caitlyn came was like, I want to give my
parents a million dollars one money who out of here

(32:43):
while we're not giving anybody. You know, that's possible, right,
They raised her and gave you that beautiful gift, and
here is a canned ham. You haven't got a good dinner,
all right? What else? Well, So we are always looking
for TV recommendations along with I mean, I'm sure our
listeners and re shared some. She recently posted that a

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show called Welcome to Earth, which is a national geographic
show starring Wilson Smith on Disney Plus. She said it's amazing,
along with the Beatles docuseries called Get Back, and she
said they're very entertaining and educational. So those are two
recommendations from Rebuff. I whish one artist would recommend breaking
Bobby Bones. It's much that recommend their music. That's good point.

(33:25):
Why can I never get anything back from these people
that I'm like, oh, do this promote this? Did any
of them reach back and go, you know what, you've
helped me, let me help from No, not a single
day one of them. That's why we're having no more
guests in twenty twenty two. I'm tired of it. Okay,
no more. I'm kidding, all right? Is that it? Yeah?
Has anybody seen Welcome to Earth or Get Back? We've

(33:45):
seen Get Back Bobby and I have the oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Like it's eight hours long, it's a lot of it's
four episodes. Would like it? No, you'd hate him? All right, Well,
we'll keep you posted on Welcome to Earth. I made me.
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of story. It's
time for the good news. So there's this woman in Massachusetts.

(34:08):
Her name is Gail. She's sixty six years old, and
she's had kidney disease her entire life. Like every night
she's hooked up kidney dialysis for like ten hours just
so she can get through the next day. Now, for
the last two years, she's been on a transplant list
with no luck. So one of her best friends made
these cute little signs for her to put in her
car and all of their friends cars that said want

(34:31):
to be an angel for an angel, And so it
also alluded to that, Yeah, there was a kidney needed
and this one woman, Debbie, she was shopping at Target,
walking through the parking lot and Gail, the woman that
needs a kidney transplant, was there waiting for her order
to come out a Target with a sign on her car,
and Debbie was like, you know what, I think I
can do this. I think I can donate a kidney.

(34:51):
So she goes and knocks on her car window and
was like, hey, saw the sign. And Debbie went to
get tested. Guess what, I bet she was a match
by the story, and if you tell me something good,
I don't. I bet she is a match. She's a match.
Here's Gail talking about it. I can't even express you
know what gratitude I can give to Debb because this

(35:13):
is really saving my life. Yeah, the surgery is scheduled
for next month. And the new friends, you know, Gail, Debbie,
they're gonna ride to the hospital together in a limo.
What are they get the limo and they hate each other.
They don't get along like you voted for. And they're
like now they say here, they just know they're gonna
be friends forever. Great. I love the story. She just

(35:33):
wrote it. It It was on her car. She reminds me
when Eddie wrote in his car his venmo and that
he could use a beer. It's been tough. He got
nothing nothing. I got like five dollars. Woman gets a kidney,
you know when you get five bucks from beer? Terrible?
You know. I saw a bumper stickers like this the
other day. I mean maybe a couple of weeks ago,
in a car that said my grandson needs a kidney
and had a phone number on it. I'd never seen
a mumper sticker like that. Wow, dang it, No I

(35:55):
did not. I mean, that just shows how powerful it
is to feel it in me. Right now, I could
do this. I'm going to go knock on the window
because you have to. It's complete stranger, and you're willing
to be like, you know what, I could give away
m kidney and you also have to go. Man. I
hope they don't change their mind. Yeah, I hope they
don't change their mind. I hope that's awesome. It's a
great story. That is what it's all about. That was

(36:18):
tell me something good. Here are your top three songs
in country music this week. At number three, Chris Stapleton,
You should probably leave. You should probably. That's a good
one because I know you quite hit that like you can.
But I get you tried, Dustin Lynch and McKenzie Porter

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at number two, Thinking About You. And the number one song,
which is sang a lot in this studio, especially after
it plays, is Michael Ray Whiskey and Rain Whiskey, Come

(37:02):
in Down, Come in Down, smashing bourbon in Yeah, poor
something on the plain, Lidi trail, Lidi trail channel. What's
that last one? Let it drip, drown, drown, I go

(37:23):
let it drip? Okay, Hey, who cares? Music's up to
your interpretation? Thank you? I don't sing anything right. The
number one pop song is from Adele easy on Me,
My Babe, And the number one alternative song is from
the Lumineers, and this is called bright Side. Oh Shine Baby,

(37:49):
there you go. There's all the big music right now.
Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning. Corny, Morning, Corny.
What does the Mermaid used to watch your fin What
is a mermaid use to wash her? Finn tied. H
that's pretty good. That was the morning, Corny. That's pretty good.

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He's the best daddy in a whole wide world. Oh yeah,
that's true. Eddie has four kids by two biological children
too that you were fostering and now you've adopted. Correct,
you have four kids now? Yeah? Man, do I look
tired because I feel tired? Well, I think that's why
you're wearing this crazy beard to cover up how tired

(38:36):
you are. Maybe maybe that could be it. I just
feel tired every day because it's a lot. Yeah, you know,
the four kids is a lot more than anything. They're
not like annoying or anything. It's just loud all the time.
So actually when I come to work to talk to
you guys, I feel good because it's nice and peaceful here.
We were working the other day from my house and
it snowed and everyone was trapped and I said, hey,
you guys can go home like if it's and I look,

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it's two o'clock and Eddie's still over at the house.
So how's everything going with the kids. Everything's good. I mean,
the boys are great. Um, it's just constant work or whatever.
But you know, I have we have our son that
you said that we did foster for a couple of
years and now we've adopted. And he said something the
other day that really like just touched me, and I

(39:20):
just I don't really think about what he's thinking all
the time. But we're driving and for months now, anytime
we see a homeless person, he's always says, either me
or Mom, Hey, do you have any money? Can we
pay the homeless guy? And then if we have money,
we do, or sometimes we just the lights and wrong
and we just go right through or whatever. But finally
the other day he said it again. I said, why

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why do you always ask to pay the homeless guy?
He's like, well, because I just feel like that would
have been me. And I was like, what what do
you mean? Well, I just feel like if I wouldn't
have lived here with you guys, that totally would have
been me. And I'm like, you're six years old, Wow,
Like that is some deep, deep thinking. And I think
for a long time, I just felt like he's just

(40:02):
kind of going through the day to day. He's not
really thinking about what his life is, what's going on
in his life. But obviously he is enough to look
at a homeless man and say, Wow, that could have
been me. I could have been homeless, but I'm not
anymore because I have a home. Amazing. I'm about to
cry right now. I mean, it's amazing. Does he call
you dad? Oh? Yeah, yeah, they both call you dad.
I'm Dad to both. Was there a transition where he

(40:23):
wasn't calling you dad? Well? It was weird because when
we were fostering them, I mean, the baby we've had him,
he's almost three now and we got him from the hospital,
so I'm all he's known. So to me, I'm Dad.
Was dad from the very beginning, but our six year old.
You know, it was a transition because he I wasn't
always dad, but during the fostering period he started to

(40:44):
call me dad. And I was like, I don't know
if this is healthy or not, because I don't know
what I'm doing first off, as a foster parents the
first time we'd ever done it. And as he was
calling me dad, I said, you know what, I'm not
going to stop him. If that's what he wants to
call me, then maybe I'm just a dad figure to him.
But now I'm just dad like everyone else. Well, not
to turn this too serious and get too emotional, but

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would you mind if I called your dad no? So
you know that that would be weird. Okay, all right,
that's a great story. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good.
That's a great story. Amy. I want to start with
your story about your friend, and then we're gonna get

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some callers who have stories about their husbands or their
fiances going to their dad. Okay, you're up. Okay, so yeah,
psycho dad or phonny dad. I learned that when my
friend's husband was asking for her hand in marriage from
her dad, the dad kind of had a heads up
that it was coming, so he suggested they go on
a hike. So they're out in this area, like hiking

(41:47):
through the wilderness, and they come upon like this cliff area.
By the way, it sounds like a trap. If you're
the likes coming in, this sounds like a trap. Yeah. Yeah,
it wasn't like too off. They're an adventurous family, like
this is kind of seemed normal, got it. But the
dad took the boyfriend who's about to ask for like, hey,
can I hear your daughter, and like nudged him over

(42:10):
to this like cliff area. And was very subtle with it,
but definitely alluded to the fact that if you ever
hurt my daughter in any way like the cliff link week,
like you're gonna go off the side of a cliff.
I mean, probably a metaphor for lots of things. I

(42:30):
don't know, but I mean the guy still went through
with it and still asked, and then they continued on
their hike and went on their way. But it's just
something that's a funny story they tell now of like, oh,
I don't know, I didn't like he didn't know for sure,
Like was the dad being funny or was he being
like legit serious, he doesn't know because he's never hurt
the daughter in any way. Well, I always find this

(42:52):
to be funny when someone goes if you ever heard them,
if you're in a relationship long enough, you end up
hurting each other in many different ways, for sure, inadvertently
adverton ly so in real life. It's gotta have been
thrown off the cliff a long time ago. Also, he
ain't had thawn off a cliff. Are you gonna get
me back to a cliff? I know, not to get
near a cliff with you if I hurt your daughter.
He just warned you. Cliff was a warning, It could

(43:13):
be a you know, I don't know. I think I
would have laughed even if he was being serious cliff. No,
I don't think the words were said, I'm going to
throw you off the cliff. It was like just implied,
like he looks at the cliffs, looks at the cliff,
looks at you and makes sense. You know. It was
just a threat of swords, and I thought, oh wow, Like, yeah,

(43:36):
I don't know if that's funny, like probably daughter, probably funny, right,
You don't really think another human is gonna throw you
off a cliff? Yeah, And they're a good family. Only
bad families do that? Do bad families do that? Michelle?
And Oklahoma, you are on the Bobbybone Show. Hi Michelle, Hey,

(43:57):
thank you for calling. What do you want to say? Um, well,
mine's kind of funny and psychonic. I guess my parents
have been different my whole life. I can just say that. Um,
my husband asked my dad is he could have my
hand in marriage? I'm guessing and he um, I guess

(44:17):
To this day, my dad was like, um, really why,
I mean what And like I look over and I
was like, wait, what is that supposed to mean? And
he just kind of looked at me. Funny, I never
told me why, but I mean he said, he said, yes,

(44:37):
I'm guessing because obviously we got married, but I wonder
why if there were any like strong nose And the
daughter was like, no, but I'm still marrying you like
strong no, yeah, like we we completely disagree with this decision.
This is the worst mistake you could make. And then
you're like, I don't care, I'm getting married. I guess
for this daughter, she's probably feeling like, why would her

(45:00):
daddy like Apparently the dad is like, why do you
want to? Day? Yeah, but I'm warning you wouldn't. You're
gonna be throwing yourself off the cliff. He takes him
on a walk and it's like, you see this cliffs, son,
it's not for you. This is for you, but only
if you do it. Let's go over and talk to
Carrie in Virginia. Who's on the phone. Carrie, thank you

(45:22):
for calling the Bobby Bones Show. What's going on? Hi,
good morning, morning studio. I wanted to say that for
a long time. Um, okay, so a little more on
the awkward side. My husband at a young age had
been married twice before, so even though he'd been married before,
he was still old fashioned and wanted to ask my
dad for permission to marry me. And so when he

(45:44):
asked my dad, my dad looked at him and said, huh, so,
do you think the third time will be the charm? Oh?
That's honey. I mean this guy was are you still
married to him? By the way, Yes, I was gonna say,
after we had been married for twenty five years? Yes,
Well there you go. Great love that, so you won't
mind this joke. But this guy was collecting dads like pelts.

(46:05):
Don't people on the wall. I got another dad to
say yes, don't get another dad to say yes, don't
get another Yeah. That's awesome though, and funny. And you
know what, good for your dad, because that's the question
everybody wants to know, Like, you've already been married twice
and what's the difference here? Hey, thank you, Carrie, thanks
for calling, thanks for listening. Yes, thank you guys, a
good day. See you later. Kelly, you're on the air.
Let's go over to Kelly and Arkansas. Kelly, what's happening? Hey?

(46:29):
When my husband asked for my hand in marriage, my
dad holding yes, I didn't know anything. Then my dad
calls me and says, I know something. You don't know that,
And now I do know because you just said that.
He kept hunting until I knew, and so now everybody knows.

(46:51):
Like even growing up, I never woke up on Christmas
morning to Santa because my dad would like barely put
us to bed and then come in and go I
think I heard san. So we don't tell Dad anything. Yeah,
I see why. Thank you for the call. Hope you
have an awesome morning. It's time for the good news.

(47:13):
A family in Montana was driving down the highway last
week when they lost control of their pickup truck boom
down the embankment into the icy river with the raging water.
Sheriff's department gets the call. They're like, all right, we're coming,
swift Water Rescue and they show up. It's mom, dad,
three year old, and six year old on the roof
of the car on the roof, yes, on the roof

(47:35):
of the truck. And they're like, man, this is gonna
take a long time. Other cars that are driving by
stop and they get out and one by one they
form the human chain. Give me your head in the
human chain. One by one makes their way into the
icy water, brings the three year old, brings the six

(47:56):
year old, crabs, mom, grabs dad, and they're all safe
because of the human shade. And you, okay, why are
you guys holding hands right now as we're doing a
human re enacting on the story. It's amazing And here
are two of the rescuers talking about it. Luckily, I'm
a little taller and I would be able to touch
the bottom of the river all the way out to

(48:17):
the truck and help pass the kids off to shore.
Of us created a train of the bank. It was
an amazing experience. Well, he says, they filmed a human train.
So oh man, they on the hands on hips like,
that's a great. They're all safe, right, They're all safe
because of the human shame. Guys, if you're ever in

(48:38):
that opportunity, make a chain. Yeah, let's do it. Guys.
Everybody in the video gotta make a chain once in
my life. All right, that's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. Probably twenty minutes ago, we
were talking about if your husband fiance boyfriend when they

(49:00):
went to ask your dad for your hand in marriage,
did anything weird? Happened. Ammy told a story about her friend.
A lot of you guys had stories. I do want
to share one more story, Tammy. And Kentucky is on
the phone waiting patiently. Tammy, thank you. What would you
like to say? I just wanted to say my husband
didn't ask for my hand in marriage. We just kind

(49:21):
of broke the news to my parents, and my parents
were not happy about it. They begged me not to
marry him, and so on, Well, we want to hack
with the wedding. And my dad was so adamant about
me not marrying this guy that he was begging me
as he was walking me down the aisle not to
marry him. He was trying to blibe me, saying he

(49:42):
would buy me a brand new car, he would get
me an apartment and pay for it and everything. I mean,
this was years ago. I was shown dumb and naive.
I wish I had to listen to my parents because
marriage didn't last. But oh you did, it didn't last?
They were right, okay, I assume so yeah, yeah, Tammy

(50:05):
asking you, so it did not last? They were right?
Were they? I mean, what were they right about? Oh?
We lost her, that's what it was. She's creaking up. Hello,
are you there? Yeah? We are. What were they so
right about? Um? It ended up that he was abusive
and mean and I wouldn't walk you know, if I

(50:25):
just kind of saw something in him that I didn't see.
I guess, you know, I love his wine. I guess
it was Dan walking down the aisle. Don't do it,
I'll buy your car. Don't do it? What do you want?
One fifty? I mean he was desperate. Dang. All right, hey,
thank you for that, called Tammy. I thought that story
was going to end up with the kind of like
a she's in love with the boy, you know. Yeah?
And nope. Parents were right, Yeah, parents were right. All right,

(50:48):
let's do the news Bobby's story. The doctor is no
longer allowed to practice after branding initials into the patient's liver.
Why did they got to do that? Doctor has been
removed from the medical register for branding different patients livers
with his initials. The incidents occurred in February and August

(51:11):
of twenty thirteen. He used the surgical device to write
his initials on transplant livers and finally they were like, okay,
you can't do this. It took a long time for
the court to get to it and make a decision,
but no longer. But what's the no one sees it? Yeah,
but it's him. He's like, he's a psychic. Well I don't.
I'm not saying ay psycho, but something about that is

(51:32):
like I am the doctor and I'm putting my mark
on this liver before I put it in there. But
if you don't get to see it, or no one
gets to see it, why would you do? Yeah? Because
he knows right, it's just that much of a narcissist
something like that, Like he sees him at the mall
and he's like, what do you don't know? Yeah, and
so did it? Like a nurse or doctor rat him
out because like you don't know, you don't you can't

(51:53):
see Insider liver, A one point six set of initials
was discovered by another doctor when an Oregon OH had
to go back and be readdressed because the transplant failed.
It failed to take. So I bet he wishes he
hadn't assign that one. Yeah, that's from CBS News. Bob
Saggett apparently died in his sleep no suffering. Sources familiar

(52:15):
with TMZ and the investigation there said he was quote
tucked into bed, the lights were off in his room,
that when he died he was not hurting or was
not in pain. It's crazy, as we reported. As they
write on TMZ, the official cause of death won't be
known for ten to twelve weeks. The operating theory is
that he suffered either a stroke or a heart attack
while he slept. Ah, it's just just just a remind

(52:37):
I mean, yes, because he had no concerns or just
such a reminder of like how precious life is. He
went to bed that night, no idea, no one there
to like be there with him, or maybe if he
was even showing signs to be like, hey, is something wrong,
like he just at least we know from this maybe
it was peaceful. But still often think about life, and
I think a lot about death. Yeah, and people, you

(53:00):
know what, life is short, and you never think that
till life's almost over because your whole life life is long.
And but it's only when life is almost over or
somebody else dies where you go. Life is short because
to us, it's on the scale that has been created
for us, meaning eighty years, ninety years. Most people feel
like one hundred years zero to one hundred that's kind

(53:20):
of like the human life. And so they're like life
is short, and you're like, no, man, I mean a
week takes forever to get through, much less of life.
But then I go the flies, fruit flies that live
for a day, a day and a half. They all
hang out at the fruit fly place and go, oh man,
life is short, and somebody's like, no, it's not. We
got a whole day and a half. And are there
other creatures that live for one hundred thousand years so

(53:42):
we don't know about And they look at us like
fruit flies, and they're like these people think they're living
a full, long, one hundred year life. This is why
you don't sleep. Yeah, you're picturing. I'm going, our life
isn't short. Of fruit flies, life is short. But are
they also looking at something that's alive for life five
seconds and going, oh man, our lives not short that

(54:03):
So I don't know, but I don't feel like fruit flies.
Trust me, I've been there. I've been in the fruit
It's not the best place to get radio shows and
how do you know? But this is what happens. And
I think about this stuff and we're like, oh man,
life is short, but not really a fruit lives life
is short. But what if they're like, man, life is long.
We got a whole day and a half on. But
they're like looking at some you know, sell and they're like,

(54:27):
you know, that's anyway. I mean that's the next level.
Not really, it's no, no, no, the next level thinking
because I mean I just don't think about anything. I
guess because I'm like, wow, that's so deep. An hour later,
I'm just exhausted. Turn off podcast. Through every species. A
passenger breaks into an American Airlines cockpit. There are questions
after a passenger broke into the cockpit of an American
Airlines jet. The incident happened yesterday at an airport and

(54:50):
damage the plane. As I was boarding for a flight
to Miami. The man ran down the jet weight into
the cockpit, did some damage. He tried to jump out
an open window, but the pilot stopped him. The plane,
carrying one hundred twenty one passers. It's crew had to
be replaced due to the damage, so obviously it was
delayed until the heavily delayed wonder I'm like, is that
his plan all along? Like I'm booking a flight, I

(55:10):
don't care where I'm going it's just so I can
get in the cockpit and damage it or the flight
deck whatever. And then or did he like go crazy,
you know when he at the airport and then got
on the plane and started freaking out and then just reacted.
I'm glad you asked. He's on the phone right now, Tommy,
what are you thinking? I would imagine it wasn't or

(55:32):
he snapped. I would imagine that's it. I don't. I
don't think you're premeditate wait in line to go through
the metal detector. I know it's a lot of work work. Yeah,
so it doesn't feel like it's premeditated. It feels like
probably I'm upset about something. Let's do it. That's from Reuters.
You can change your mood immediately by doing this. Researchers

(55:53):
have discovered you can change your mood by putting on
a new stylish outfit. Oh that's right. It seems they
symbolic meaning of clothes and the new feel of wearing
them changes the way you mentally feel about yourself. Wearing
clothes that are perceived as newer and fresh causes you
to be more focused than we're wearing casual clothes. This
really works for me when exercising. If I put on
a new pair of shorts and then or even a

(56:13):
new shirt, I've just cut the sleeves out of it
have to be a new shirt, but it's new to
me because it's yeah, I'm like, oh, this feels good.
I get a good workout in I mean a third
of my wardrobe now has cut off shirts. Not shirts
I buy tank toppy, but shirts that I take scissors
to and cut the sleeves out. I don't like sleeves.
I don't have huge arms, So it's not about showing

(56:35):
anything off. I just don't like to be restricted in life.
Foreign T shirts. You know what I'm saying. That's from
Mel magazine. All right, that's the news story. So survival
myths that are completely wrong because sometimes Amy hear tips
they're like, Okay, if you're in this situation, you should

(56:55):
do this and it'll save your life. If the shark
comes up to you, poke it in the eyes and
do three stooges. No, yeah, but you also have to
go or the shark will eat you. Some of the
advice you get is just wrong. For example, if you
were to run into an alligator, Amy and just see
if you know what people have often said, And the
alligators aggressive and you have to run? What do you do? Run?

(57:19):
If I have to run, or just go straight, go
run far far away. People say that you should run
zigzag to escape an alligator. The alligators can do that.
Alligators can also turn. Yeah, but they only run in
short bursts. Oh so they're like fast, Just run and
don't stop because they won't be able to keep up
with you. If you're able to get a step on it,

(57:40):
just run run. If you're not able to keep it,
to get a step on it, you're not hearing this
because you're dead. You didn't get a step and you
ain't ali right now, Tom Tom, yes saying if you
can't run, is it to get like a piece of
wood and stop dropping roll crab? I read the wrong men. Okay,
there's an alligator. What do I do? Okay? Then you

(58:00):
can drink water from a cactus. Have you ever heard
that before? Like, if you're in the desert, they say,
cut a cactus, open, drink the water, squeeze it. First
of all, they say, don't do that because what will
happen is it'll make you even worse. It'll give you diarrhea.
Because that's so bad and you will become even more dehydrated. Okay,
what what about it? Okay, what I would do if
I but if I find an aloe plant, I'm probably

(58:22):
going in on that one. Well, you're gonna put save
on your elbow in your own custom. No, but you
can eat alo, I mean you can eat anything. Okay,
Off to Google. Is that one of your hippie things?
I mean, yeah, I've thrown it in a smoothie from
time to time. Why I don't, I don't remember. I
haven't done it in a minute. But there was a

(58:43):
time where I was taking aloe in some shape or
form every day. That you should follow flying birds to water.
That's another one. If you cannot find water, just follow
the direction of the birds. I mean, I feel like
that could save you. If they're going to water, it could.
But birds could be flying anywhere. That's like follow that
car to McDonald's. Is it going to McDonald's. I don't know,
could be, it could be. Well, maybe you don't just

(59:04):
follow one. You follow like if there's a family of
But the bird could be flying from the water and
going home. Sure, the bird could be all water logged
and had a great rock little drink, that you should
punch a shark in the nose. Yeah, we've heard between.
Here's the thing. A shark's nose as slippery and if

(59:24):
you don't hit it right and that perfect spoted angles
down into the mouth and the teeth. So don't hit
it in the nose. Go for the eyes, like start
scratching eyes, grabbed eyes, punch eyes. Don't hit it in
the nose. I mean, I guess if it's the only
thing sticking up, But the nose is gonna be hard
to hit because it's slick and it's not a lot
of surface area to punch. And you think you're doing it,

(59:45):
all of a sudden, you're your fists in its mouth
and you're like, well, how did I get here? It's
slid right in. Yeah, so eyeballs. So there's that one
that alcohol warms you up. I ever heard of that. Yes,
you feel warm since it's dilating your blood vessels in
your face and your extremities. But that causes you to
lose more heat to the environment, and therefore you will
die of hypothermia quicker. So do not drink alcohol. If

(01:00:06):
you're out in a cold place. They don't drink alcohol
to be warmer. Another one is that, hey, don't worry
if a bear is after you run downhill, because bears
can't run downhill. Yeah they they can, and they will
not eat you. Don't just go downhill for the sake
of running downhill, Okay. And that finally you should ration
and water. If you're in a survival situation, they say no,
drink what you have until it's gone. Use that time

(01:00:29):
with good hydration to take stock of your situation and
make better choices. Decision making and physical abilities drop off
quickly when you're dehydrated. The first decisions you make after
realizing you're in a survival situation are critical and pay
long dividends. So drink it all up. And if you
have a bit of water, and let's say aim of
you and iris are somewhere together and we each have
our own ability of water, I'm going to push you

(01:00:50):
and drink all your water too, so I can make
decisions for both of us. Ice smart, and that's how
you live long. Good to know and that you can
jump off high surfaces into water safely, which is not
accurate because you will break your bones. Water hurts, No, No,
water hurts, just because it's wet and you can fall

(01:01:11):
into it, doesn't make It's a long way. Okay, there's
like pavement. Okay, there you go. I've just saved a
lot of lives. I feel pretty good about a lot
of listeners lives were saved by this. Like today, probably
someone in Florida, someone runs into a shark and it's
going to punch them more an alligator both maybe true,
same day, that's a bad day. But maybe it is
a bad day for somebody and I saved their lives.

(01:01:32):
I'm pretty proud of that. Shows good for something. All Right,
Stacy and Tennessee is on the phone. Hey Stacy, are
you there? High stakes? Doing pretty good? Now here's here's
the thing. We got to go into a break real quick.
But I would love for you to get your question
on the air because I think a lot of people
are wondering what you are wondering. Can you hold for
like three minutes absolutely speaker? Well yeah, yeah, but while

(01:02:01):
you're waiting, you can be on yeah, wait away on speaker.
But sometimes it's like, hey, I'm like, we don't know
what you're what's happening here, So we'll figure it out
when we come back. How about that, but she has
a question. I think a lot of our audience wants
to ask somebody on the show deeply personal. I'm just
gonna let it run. You know, Stacy, you're back with us.

(01:02:23):
I appreciate you holding. What is your question? My question
is um is amy fish or her daughter's fish still
a lot? That's the question because we all bet money
on this thing, and you were like, I don't know
if it's a live or not. Did you check when
you went home? Checked fish is alive and well well
or barely hanging on? No, that's even quoting my daughter.

(01:02:44):
Before I even went upstairs to check. I was like, hey,
because I had texted her while she was at school,
and then when she got home, we were talking about
it and she goes, Mom, it's alive and well, we
just need to change out the water soon, which she's
not wrong. That's good. That's a good sign. Guess I'm
maybe some money get out. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Hey, Stacy,
since you held, I'm gonna give you a chance here.

(01:03:05):
I want one hundred dollars for the scratch off ticket
that Abby got me for Christmas. I'm gonna give Stacy
a chance to win this hundred dollars. Okay, ready, Stacy,
it's big odds. You're probably not gonna win. But I
do have a dice here with a hundred numbers on it.
If you can pick the number one through one hundred
and you hit it, I'll give you this hundred bucks.
Ready to go ahead, seventy two number. The number is

(01:03:28):
ninety two. I'm sorry, sorry, Well you get a two
on the back and yeah, and you're fun to talk to.
Nineties closer than like. Well, you guys have a wonderful day,
and I appreciate you all so much. Thank you, Stacy,
have a good day. Thank you, byebye, by bye. The
question is, have you ever been fired for doing something

(01:03:49):
just dumb? Louis Lonzano and Eric Mitchell, two LAPD officers,
were on patrol and what it's called the Crenshaw District
in April of twenty seventeen. This is happening now in
the news because there's been updates in the court cases,
because sometimes court cases take a long time. They were
asked by their supervisors to respond to a call about

(01:04:11):
a robbery at a Macy's nearby with multiple attackers. They
failed to respond and later told their supervisor they did
not hear the call for help. A review of the
audio of the patrol car show. They did hear the call,
and they discussed responding, but one of the cops that
us screw it. Minutes later they decided, you know, they

(01:04:33):
wanted to go get a Pokemon card instead. Huh what
these are? They were playing Pokemon Go and one of
the guys, one of the guys you had to get
at the spot was real close by, so they had
to go get it right then some character named Snore
lacks slack. They need to go get it now, Pokemon
character guys. The fact that they out loud they said
os screw it. They knew they were being recorded. So

(01:04:56):
if you've ever been fired from doing something really dumb,
let us now. I did see that there was a
story about a psychic, and this happens a lot in
the news where psychic is get in trouble because they
take a bunch of money from people that are vulnerable
and they say, hey, continue to pay me and I
will cleanse you of this. I will make sure this
doesn't happen to you. The stories about William Young, that's

(01:05:17):
his name. He first met the psychic in New York
last year in twenty twenty one, she said, Hey, I'll
purge you of dark spirits and I'll find you a
soul mate through the spells. He is bipolar. The rituals
would cure as mental health issues with something else, she said.
So in the end, he paid over a million bucks
for all the rituals. Oh my goodness. He also allegedly

(01:05:41):
at least a car for the psychic who needed it
to go get supplies for the spells, of course from Michael's.
So now this psychic could be in some trouble. This
is from the New York Daily News. If I were
the psychic, I think about this and I'd been swindling.
First of all, you can't prove that the psychic hasn't

(01:06:03):
done this so far. And if the judge was like, okay,
mister psychic, mister bones, you're a psychic. H This person
says you've been swindling a million dollars from them by
removing dark spirits. I have you ought have seen the
spirits before I got it? You have no clue. No,
I U should have seen the spirit before I got
ahold of this guy. It's been really bad, like we've
really gotten far. So as a matter of fact, judge

(01:06:23):
ill thought one for free for you now, like the
judge of the client, yeally keep going with it for everybody.
Come in a lot a bad, bad idea because they
can't listen. The psychic is going to jail the psychic,
it's probably a bad person if I'm just guessing, like
with my own logical brain. But if I were the psychic,
I will be like, prove I didn't remove spirits. Let's
go prove I'm right here. Proved to me that no

(01:06:44):
spirits have been removed from this guy. Can't do it.
You can't do it. Um, But the psychic should probably
be introled at what point is it bad? Because like
if it would have been like one hundred dollars, we
would have been like, well, that's what you get for
going to a bad because this guy's life has changed
dramatically in a bad way because he gave up pretty
much all the money he had in a desperate attempt

(01:07:06):
to make his life better because quality of life wasn't good. Yeah,
she took advantage and yes, and the serious part of
this is if true, this is alleged, If true, we
should make sure this isn't happening. It is our job
to protect the vulnerable, and we have to not just
in this situation, but in general. Yeah, we should help
feed the people that can't eat. We should help clothe

(01:07:28):
the people that don't have clothes. You know, this is
our job as just human beings. But to this, I
also just go owud. I'd defend this, and I would
go in as a psychic and I'd wear the full gear.
I mean, i would go, yeah, I take the crystal all.
I'd have it all, and I'd be like, they are
her spirits around you too. I'd do the whole song

(01:07:50):
and dance because prove I'm not you can't. Yeah, you
can't prove it? Yeah until no, really that you might
need some help, but how But to me, if you
take it to like total next level, then it's like
the great. But then I'm not in real prison, You're
in the I'm an easier prison and mission accomplist in

(01:08:13):
the mental hospital. That boy, yeah, that might not be easier.
I don't think it is, but that's that would be
my approach. That would be my strategy of going in
with that. Judge. So um, okay, let's see. Let's talk
to Caleinda and Georgia who has called the show. Hey,
is it Caleinda? Am I saying that? Right? Yes? You
are high? Hi, what would you like to say? So

(01:08:37):
you asked if any of us have ever been fired
for something dumb, and I have one where I'm not
sure if it was dumb, but it was kind of
an instance where I should have known better. And I
was a server at a pizza place when I was eighteen.
It was my first time ever serving, and now I

(01:08:57):
seriously admire people who serve tables to wait tables, because
it is a hard job. But I had a table
of four older women who came in and they were
celebrating something. They had their food, they kept ordering wine,
they were having a good time. They were nice to me.
I was nice to them, but they had been sitting
there for like three hours, right, And so I asked

(01:09:21):
him if they were ready to go, which apparently you're
not supposed to be like let's go, get up. Yeah,
And so they got mad and they called my boss
over and he fired me that night. You couldn't even
learn from that. I mean, you'ren't get a shot to yeah.

(01:09:43):
He was just like straight to the point, no, right up,
and she's like, you're gone, well, I don't like that
for you. It sounds like you're doing okay though. Yeah. Yeah,
that was almost nine years ago, so I'm much better
now bound now come back player of the year right here. Well,
thank you for the call, Colenda. I hope you have
an awesome day you too, Thank you. A quick story

(01:10:05):
just based off that. I want to get to the
pill two in a second. Um. I was talking to
John Michael Montgomery yesterday. He was over at the house.
We were recording a Bobby cast that comes out on Friday,
and he was talking about when he used to wait tables,
and this table came into this restaurant, Mexican restaurant he
was working at, and they ordered three daciris, one for
each of the parents and a I think he called

(01:10:25):
it a near dakiri, a not dakiri for the kid,
no alcohol. So two with alcohol, one with not alcohol
for the seven year old. And so he takes the
dacories over to the table and the seven year olds
like happening in the time of her And he goes
over to the bartender and he goes, hey, did I
say that no dakiri? Did I write that down? Or

(01:10:47):
did I write down three dacories and the bartener goes,
he wrote down three dacories and he goes, oh crap, Oh, no,
I would say anything. So John Michael Montgomery were friend, Hey, brill,
anyone give me a son. I do anything to make
him mine own mind. He goes over to the table
and says, hey, this is what happened. And the parents

(01:11:08):
were like, well he didn't notice she was drinking that
thing awfully aggressively. And he's like, they were cool. But
luckily we caught it pretty quick and it just was
what it was and nobody got fired. But that's a nightmare.
That's almost a nightmare situation that. I also saw a
story and I'm really rambling now, but I saw a
story about a guy who's religion didn't allow him to

(01:11:31):
eat meat, and this restaurant put meat in his food
and he sued and want a bunch of money. I
don't drink. I've never had a drink. If someone accidentally
served me and I had my first drink, could I
make some coin? Yep? Yeah, because I'm doing it not
for any sort of reason of it's immoral or moral
to drink. It's just it's just happened so much in

(01:11:53):
my family that I don't do it, never have done it.
If somebody, let's say John Michael mcgomery's my server. Let's
say I go to the restaurant today and John Michael
gives me a drink and I have a couple of drinks.
I'm like, oh, no, this is alcohol? Could I yes?
I think even yeah, because because that's happened a couple
times where I haven't drank it. But I'm like, because
I have. It. Used to be Amy was my all

(01:12:13):
time smeller or taste or taster. You can't well, sometimes
you can smell, depending on but now it's obviously Caitlin,
and so there have been times where she's like, oh
this this has got alcohol in it. That could have
happened a bunch of times then that could have been
I might be drunk right now. I mean, yeah, you
could you imagine? I mean part of yours two is like, yeah,
you've had addiction in your family and you don't want

(01:12:35):
to even know what would happened to you possibly, or
like someone that's in recovery, if that were to happen
to them and then they get a sip, it could
throw them completely off. I don't like working out this
is my my transition here. I hate it. I try
to work out five days a week. I hate it.
I try to do it a lot, but it is
the most miserable thing to me. I like the benefits
of it. So I'll take one hour and be miserable
and hopefully have twenty three where I'm pretty proud of

(01:12:56):
myself and feeling good about myself. So that's the the
exchange that I make in my brain for that. And
scientists believe they're close to distilling the chemical secrets of
working out inside of a pill. So the pill mimics
the health benefits of exercise, and so I'm thinking with
They came out to Mark and they said, Okay, here's

(01:13:16):
a pill you can take it can make it. I
would not take it me neither. I would wait await,
I would wait years. I would want to watch. I
would basically be like an anti back pillar, anti pillar.
I'd have my own Facebook going like, I don't believe
in it because I want to move my body now
I guess I do oh, and I want to do
nothing and just film look good. Okay, yeah, the goal

(01:13:40):
who wants to do stuff? But I do it because
I know for your brain okay. So does this pill
make you jacked or just make you feel like you're
I guess it releases the chemicals that you get from
when you work out, like endorphins and I don't know whatever,
but it doesn't make your muscles oxygen it does. It
has to do a lot of things that pill. I
don't think it has curls for you because it type

(01:14:00):
your heart helped yes, because that's okay, okay, And that's
the and that's the segment. We did like eight things there.
That's I'll ended with this. That's the segment to day.
This story comes us from Indianapolis, Indiana. Uh, there was
a free dojakat concert this weekend and a guy was

(01:14:20):
way back there in line wanted to be closer to
the front, so he got on his phone typed an
email said hey, there's an explosive device in the area.
You need to evacuate everyone, so he could get to
the front of the line, and they traced it back
to his email and he was arrested. Did they evacuate anyone, Yeah,
they cleared the area because they see the email and
they're like, oh no, but that means he had to leave. Also,

(01:14:41):
probably got a real close. Oh yeah, it worked. If
I walk on stage, lady was gone, Wow, what an idiot,
I'm lunchbox at your bone head story of the day.
Americans are reading less than ever, and I do put
myself in this category too, because I still like to read.
But unless I'm very deliberate about it, like I'm going

(01:15:01):
to read at this, I won't just go I'm kind
of born which over and grab a book, which I
used to do but not so much anymore. I grab
my phone and read Twitter. Now. I want to read
the news, and it's not so much about people's tweets,
but I have all these news sources that I like
to read, just so I maybe I'll make a note
about the show or something. But I'm on Twitter first,

(01:15:22):
and then I'll go to TikTok and once i want TikTok,
It's an island you won't get me off of. If
I'm like, Okay, Twitter's all caught up, let's watch TikTok. Wow,
this guy's gonna cook a water balloon in a microwave.
I can't stop. So I do read less now, probably
thirty percent less. But I've got to really set aside
time and go this is my reading time. You Yeah,

(01:15:45):
I'm reading a book right now. It's called Limitless. And
he literally says in there that you need to put
in your calendar a twenty twenty five minute window of
when you're gonna read, and you treat it like you
would anything else, an appointment, and you go, you sit
down and you do your reading. Reading. It's not a
thing Americans anymore, a gallop Poles reporting. Americans are reading
fewer books than in the past. La la la. They
go through with a bunch of staffs. But I do

(01:16:06):
fit in this. I like, just my phone is the
greatest thing ever. It's the greatest invention ever. Everybody's like,
I don't agree. I love it. I'm connected to so
many people, I know so many things. It is just
it's the greatest thing. And there are times where I'm
on my phone a little too much. But there are
times I have a bag of almonds here. Sometimes I
get to Almanda too many almonds. Right, So you can

(01:16:26):
go a little hard on things that anything anything. So
there's that. But there's also something called wilfing. You got
some wilfing now, So wilfing is to waste time surfing online. Now,
what do you think wilfing is if it willfing like
a wolf, not like a milf. Very different. Yes, it
is very different. But if you're wasting did internet life?

(01:16:51):
I like it. It stands for what was I looking for?
Like I want online and I just want online to
go on, And I was like, oh crap, what was
I looking for? So I do a decent amount of
welfing now too, I just get to I was like,
I knew I was coming to the internet to do something.
I do that still in the kitchen too. That's called
just being old. I'm in a kitchen, like I don't
know why I'm here, but I didn't walk all the
way over here for no reason. But will fing is

(01:17:11):
what what? What was I looking for on the internet.
We're done with today. We will see you guys tomorrow.
We hope you have a great Wednesday. Goodbye friends, Come
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