FRI FULL SHOW: Anonymous Inbox: Keeping Money Secret From Wife + Easy Trivia Is Heating Up! + Mat Kearney In-Studio

In the 'Anonymous Inbox', a listener needs help as he has been keeping the fact that he won big on a Super Bowl bet from his wife.  Mat Kearney stops by to talk about his mom misspelling his name on his birth certificate, struggles being the middle child, the biggest misconception about touring, and his new music. In 'Fun Fact Friday', Bobby shares the highest number a person has ever counted to out loud. And did you know laser is an acronym? We play 'Easy Trivia' where the competition is heating up and Eddie is being left out in the cold. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting there.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
We go on the Bobby Bone Show. Now Matt Carney
a studio buddy. Hey, yeah, we are older and our stuff.
Our body hurts all right. Last time I text Matt,
I was like, hey, let's play some pickleball, and it's like,
my knee doesn't work. I think that happened.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I don't like this lead into my well, No, you
brought it up before we came home.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, it's and that's kind of the constant with all
my friends now it's like which body part hurts and
how long is it gonna keep you out? So did
you have a knee issue?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I had a Yes, I was skateboarding on tour and fell. Uh,
and so I had a little They went in there
with something and cleaned it.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh, they really had to scope your knee. How often
do you skateboard?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Not as much anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Were you a skater kid.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Growing up, you know, Eugene, Oregon? Definitely, everyone did at
one point. You're like palpar altar board, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
So if you lived where you lived, you had to
have your skater season.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, like seventh grade, eighth grade, depending on what kind
of asphalt you had in front of your house. You know,
if you had the really bumpy stuff, maybe not as much.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Falling down just feels worse as you get older. It's
like the scale off and it's way more embarrassing if
you fall when you just in general, like I used
to like watching people fall, like even like videos, like,
I don't like watching people fall anymore because now if
I fall, that's probably coming with a couple of weeks
on the disabled list minimally. Yeah, you're not wrong, Eddie

(01:37):
skateboard still as an adult.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I have a longboard, though I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, that's what I do, long board.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, wait, why is that is that down?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's it's kind of like a Harley versus a like
a motorbike, like a Ninja, but it's easier and.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
The wheels are like softer and it's a little more
it's got.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Like an orthopedic skateboard exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's more like surfing or something. Got it Like you're
not doing little tricks, you don't feel every you can
kind of cruise. It's nice.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Speaking of Oregon, you know that you use my head
as one of their play.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Calls to see I know I saw that.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes, I took great pride in that they would hold
up my head, and now I can say what the
formation was.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh yeah, I've been curious about that.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
So when they would call their big bone formation, which
is near the goal line, when they put in all
their like an extra tight end, they'd have like three
tight ends full back. They held up a picture in
my head Bobby bones. So that was their big bone formation.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
That's kind of cool that it's a cool play because
it would be bad if they held up your head
and the play was like scattered.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, that's true.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's like just take a dive un run.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
We're scared, right right. So more than a play, it
was a formation. It was a personnel to run in
because they were holding up all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Cool. And so have you met Dan?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, we went up and spent a lot of time
with him, that head coach there. He was awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
He's so cool.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
He's younger than we are. That's weird, I know, like
when the coaches get to be younger than you, that
starts to be a little odd, Like.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
The players could be your children. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, did you watch the SNL fifty, By the way,
you see any of that?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, So at the very beginning you say this It
puts me on that there is it's Sabrina Carpenter and
it is Paul Simon, and they're together, and so they're
opening up and they're doing a song and they're doing home,
We're bound. It's great, it's awesome. And Sabrina Carpenter makes
the joke that when Paul Simon played on episode two,

(03:23):
she wasn't alive, and she was like, no, only that
my parents weren't alive in nineteen seventy six, And I
was like, wow, not on.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Her parents, yeah, parents.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I know. So not only was she because I think
it was seventy six, not only was she not alive,
her parents weren't alive. When that that made that hurt
a little bit, Like, oh, then you start doing the
math because what a Sabrina Carpenter twenty Like they must
have had her young twenty six. Yeah, I start doing
the math too, the mental gymnastics to feel younger. Yeah,
I'm always always doing that. But yeah, she's twenty five,

(03:56):
so her parents could have had her at eighteen, nineteen twenty.
Even twenty puts you at forty five, and that's still
five years before the first S ANDL episode. Golly, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
And I have a two year old, so I am
too old for that age, too old for it's a
young man's game. Man, two year olds, they're just no joke.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh you're too old for the two year old. Yes, yes,
got it.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'm like a better I'm a wiser human and like
a worse vessel, is what it is.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You can't run around.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, like I'm way more chill than I was ten
years ago.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
But is that because the vessel's gotten older and you
chill out of necessity I think, or just you've learned
so much and your your sage wisdom now.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, a little of both.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
How many kids?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Three girls?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
So yeah, the two year old's the youngest. Yes, possibly
because you've had two others and you've realized certain things.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Certainly, Yes, it's so, I'm a middle child of three boys.
It is. It's funny how like predictable it is the oldest.
You're right, really intense. It'll like you're chilling out and
the baby like they fall down and you're like, is
there any broken bones? No, they're fine.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, as the middle child ever have to go to
therapy and be like I'm the middle child. I didn't
get attention.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I mean I relate to her. Yeah, no, you are
in the middle. Yeah, it's like, but there's a study
they just released that they're the most well adapted in families.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Because they have to learn to survive by what being
like a commune.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I think you don't get the extreme of either parent.
You don't get like the first one. It's so hard.
You're like laying under their crib, like are they still breathing?
And by the end you're like, I'm tired. I'm tired.
Like it can figure out the friends they get the
best version of you. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
So what is your official stance on flying.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
In general? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, a lot of plane crashes. We've been talking about
this a lot on the show. Well do you have
an official stance?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, I my wife is is she it really stresses
her out and I understand that concept. But for me,
it's like, I love it. It's like the one of
the most relaxing things I do.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Say I hate to fly, Yeah, I neither. It scares
the crap out of me still and I have to
do it all the time. But there have been all
these you know, small plane crashes, the big one that
hit the helicopter, and so there's been a lot, and
so listeners to like calling me like wan me to
pep talk them. I hate flying, Yeah, so maybe you're
the guy to.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Do that, Like Matt, are you a pilot?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, No, that would I don't fly.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
No, he just likes to get a Southwest ticket afternoon lunch.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Because I can see like, if you're in control, it's like, Okay,
this is relaxing. I'm in the air like I'm doing this,
but you're just as a passenger, you're relaxed.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
For me, it's like I can listen to I download music.
It's like one of the few times actually listen to music.
And the thought of like having nothing to do, weirdly
is comforting to me because I am like I love
to work, I love to do things. But like this
excuse of like you have to sit here and just
like listen to music chill out is like peaceful to me.
So sorry, I know that's I'm not relating to yours.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, that's why you like to fly me. I don't
like to fly because similarly, I have no control. And
in the same way where you're like I have no control,
some might as well listen to music. Since I have
no control, I just will eat my teeth. I'm going
to be like, I can't have no control. If this
guy decides he doesn't want to do this anymore, he's
gonna crash the plane. But you're good with flying, yeap
to all of our listeners, relaxed, going, yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
True, like you just well, I fly so much too
for shows. I like weirdly had this resolve. Everyone would
be complaining and super ticked off. I was like, I'm
pretty much gonna have to do this a lot, So
I guess I'm going to decide to enjoy this because
or else I'm going to spend a lot of time unhappy.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
What do you think is the most misunderstood thing about
touring and being on the road.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Uh, the work is definitely the twenty three hours around
the you know the show.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Talk about that because you've heard that before. The twenty
three hours that's not you performing, Like that's the hardest part.
Why is that?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well? I mean, uh, you know, we've all started to
get our routine and who you're with is such a
big deal, so it's not even like you're the best musician.
It's just like the hang becomes this because you're living
on a bus, you know, we're I'm at a level
where we're all in one bus, everyone, all the crew, everyone,
We're in ten bunks, So there's ten people in a

(08:17):
twelve month bus. And you don't spend a ton of
time in the bus. It's like more after the show
when everybody's winding down as a bus starts to roll
and then you go to sleep. But when you wake
up in the morning, you're usually there and everyone kind
of spreads out. But yeah, the hang becomes such an
important part, or it can be the detriment if you
have someone that just totally doesn't fit, or their humor's weird,

(08:38):
or to make people uncomfortable. It's like it's a it
is not the vibe.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
What do you do to stay busy in the day?
You have a skateboard, do you like find somewhere to
go and skate, do you have somebody that finds a
place for you, or do you like go to a gym?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, I mean I try to sleep in as long
as possible because you want the show to fall like
in the middle of like the longer you can make
it more towards the middle of your day, it's easier.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Like I've never heard that before that actually is a.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
I mean, and I can't you know, I've like a
two year old, so sleeping in for me is not
what it used to be. But yeah, it puts it
kind of like you want it to be like the
back two thirds of your day because then you can
kind of have energy, Like you after you work all day,
you go you're up at six am, at like nine
thirty or not, like let's go You're like, I want
to go watch Netflix and sit on the couch.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
That makes a lot of sense. I would do comedy
shows on a Friday night after I do the show
in the morning and just be like exhausted.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Its long. Yeah, it's it's like, I mean, you get
that adrenaline hit every time before you but it's like
the hour before the show. There's plenty of times where
you're like, I don't know how this is going to work,
and then fifteen minutes before that, you know, you get
that quartersole, you get that adrenaline, your body doesn't want
to look bad in front of people, and you usually
you know, you always rise to the occasion.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
But yeah, do you guys still do Paul Simon, dude,
we put it back in the set. It's one of
the greatest like live performance because you got do the song,
which is such a fun song to do too. You
can call me out Amy, I will be your body guy.
They do it and do the dance and everything, or
at least they did.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You're doing it again. We actually just brought it back.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's awesome. Do you ever like who choreographs that? And
do you get to your boys? Like the boys? We're
gonna do a dance number.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
It usually starts as a joke, but that's Chevy Chase's
move from the video. So we were just messing around
one day and I was like doing it and we
were all laughing, and I was like, we have to
do this, and you know, usually the like fills way
into a bass player, usually one of the guitar players, like, really,
we got to do this. There's always one person that resists.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
We got this man.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
How many songs do you cover? Uh?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Depends on the tour, you know, one to three really,
depending on maybe there's like a you reference one other song,
maybe there's like a serious moment, or there's like a
comedic one. We were doing. I was playing bust to
move on this one. I was going to a just
because I did it one night for fun and it
went over. It was so fun that I was adding

(11:04):
it in there. But yeah, or you do like a
serious moment, you know some pallady love, but maybe too
you know two or three, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I wonder if I remember the words to bust a
move from nineteen ninety Yeah, right, give me, give me,
give me a give me, just give me a just
give me a beat. Let me see if I remember it.
Could you give me a cord, Just give me a chord,
Just give me a Yeah. This his the jam for
all the fellas trying to do what those ladies tell us.

(11:35):
Get shot down because you're over zealous, play hard to
get females get jealous. Okay, smarty, go to a party
well was scantily class, walks up sex and you're standing
on the wall like you was point dexter. Next day lunching,
high class lunction. If some don't call munch and music

(11:55):
comes on, people start to dance. Then you ate so
much you nearly split your pants as a talking good
bust a move, that's good.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Why do we not know?

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Like what part of the song is the part We
all know that.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
She's dressed in Yeah, why do we know that part?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Everybody color dressed in the yellow. It's definitely the most memorable.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, because you can picture of somebody dressed like a banana.
Probably that's a fun one. Yes, was that the start
as a joke?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
One hundred percent starts as a joke. I still actually
I shouldn't reveal this, but uh. We played a song
called Money that's like kind of more hip hop leaning
and I played too long one night and the song
was over and I was just like playing the chords
and I was like, I don't know, should I fade out?
Like this is awkward? I'm still playing anyway? Like what
other songs do I know? And that literally was the
first thing that came to my mind.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
That was back there just waiting. Yes, it had its
tickets waiting for his number.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yes, put me in coach Young.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
MC was waiting for twenty years to get the call.
So let's talk about the new music. How long you
go into a hole before you come out with new music?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
You know what? It's so different? I mean probably the
two year thing is like you make a record, you
tour it for a year, pretty hard to do all the
major markets, and then you kind of like maybe do
another year of B markets and then you're writing during
that year, so it's constant two or three. Yeah, I'm
always writing. I love. My favorite time to write is

(13:24):
like the day a record comes out. There's like this
weird pressure that goes off.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
So is it a self because I was looking at
it's Matt Carney still drowning in nostalgia, but your self
titled but with a different parenthes.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
So this is the deluxe version that my self titled
record came out a few months, like six months ago.
So this is like all the B sides and the
songs that I that were in the mix that maybe
for some reason I didn't finish or this is kind
of like the extension of.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
That six new songs. Yeah, were there songs that didn't
make the self title part that you're gonna do like
a double self title, Like it'll be the C sides?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Should There's so many songs, Yeah, I always have too
many songs by the end of the process, and then
some you just get to the end of the record
and you just don't have any more energy, Like you're
looking at and you're like, I don't know how to
solve this problem. I guess it doesn't make it. And
some of those were these songs and I a little
time in space and you're like, oh, this is what
it needs.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
With the six out of songs or eighteen tracks on
the record, how many did you write for this.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
The whole record? Yeah? Oh I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Was it over thirty?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I probably really So some songs just die. They just die,
like they never they just die. No, that's a question,
like you have songs you've written, they just.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Die, Oh, hundreds, thousands, so many.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's actually like do you save them all?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Like I have a ton I have like a folder
my drop box called Beautiful Orphans, and it's like all
these songs, but just like, uh, yeah, there's some that
are really good. Actually, what's I've been doing this summers.
I've been going through and looking at these songs because
there's some that stick with you, Like there's some you're
just like, that's just not good. Like anyone who's been
writing a long time can get good enough that they

(15:03):
can just write a mediocre song anytime they sit down.
So those go out the window. But then there's like
these few that I still think about, and I was like,
and I'll pull them up and like what is with
this one? And you're like, oh, maybe the production was
it right, or maybe it needs to be a different
key or sped up. And I've been doing that a lot.
And actually, like there's like three or four songs that
are like ten years old that I'd love what I

(15:25):
did with them. So that's for maybe the new record.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Like the next the one you started writing when this
one came out.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yes, yes, yes, you have your guitar.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Would you mind, I mean, if I can pick a song,
would you mind playing? Good thing going on?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Manchol Matt Carney is here. The album is out, but
the new and maybe you don't didn't even know that
was out, but their eighteen songs it's called Matt Carney
Still Drowning in Nostalgia out today, so go check it out.
And Matt's going to play for us.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Now.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Oh, I'm sorry we can't post the live performance on
the podcast, but if you go to our YouTube page
you can.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Watch it there or maybe listen live.

Speaker 7 (16:03):
Okay, all right, now back to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
My Matt Varney in the studio. That was awesome. How
often do you play this early in the morning in
your whole life? Because that was awesome, not really that
it might be a half stepped down.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Don't tell anyone, well.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
What's again what's annoying? Is it's so good? Like or
did you stay up and make this the middle part
of your day? Because that would have been the move
right there, if this were like the middle part of it. Yeah, dude,
that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
That means I would have got up really early.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, I know for us, and you did it in
the morning. You did that for us, and we appreciate that.
Go watch Matt Live, Matt Karney dot com. M A
T one T. Hey trying to tag you a lot
of stuff. If you remember real hard one T.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
My mom misspelled it on my birth certificate?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Is that really it?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
It's a real story. Wow. I found out in the
eighth grade, actually.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
And how did that come to light?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I was I was writing I always wrote my name
M A T. T. And then we cross both like yeah,
this is cool. And then in the eighth grade, I
was going through this desk and I found this. You know,
they used to give you the these decorative things where
they put your footprint on and they write your name
in cursive and it's like the hospital. He weighed this
many pounds born on this state decorative thing and I
pulled it out and there was like a red It

(17:10):
was spelled M A T HW in this beautiful script
one T and there was like a red tea drawn
in with ballpoint pen, which I had seen these pens
in our drawers in our house. And I was like,
what this, Mom, what is this? She's like, Oh, they
misspelled it at the hospital. So I fixed it. I
was like, just because you wrote a T on this
like decorative thing that sits in our drawer, didn't spell that,

(17:31):
you know, didn't change the spelling my name. So we
pulled out my birth certificate and and I had one T. Dang.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
And I was in eighth grade so that was really
cool and it was too late to change.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I loved it at that point.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm like a different, You're different. Oh, yes, Matt will
be Park City, Utah, Birmingham, Alabama, Oklahoma City, Faittville, San Antonio, Baton, Rouge, Orlando,
all the way, Ashbelle, Chicago, all the cities you're hearing
us in. Matt will Be on tour. Go to a show.
It's awesome. He's so good live. Do you want to
take a shot in our our bop it league.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Uh oh, I've seen this. Yeah, I would love to Scuba.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Would you come and grab his guitar for him? I
got it and I we're good. Then he can lay
he's got he can lay it down.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Here you go.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I forget how to, I forget what I just well,
you can take a practice run.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now it's there's certain and there's different.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
He's been studying, guys.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
There's different, like grips that I've seen.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
He puts us bopp it gloves on, pop it. So
take a practice run.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay. So so bop it's.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
The button there, So that's bop it, and that's pull it,
and then that's oh that's hold on. Now you're changing
the game. Hold on, Scuba taken back to the original game.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
There's multiple games right there. I think Matt's nervous. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, he's been waiting his whole life for this. So
that's the button. Bop it's the button. Twist it and
that's pull it. Okay, pop it, hit it, practice round?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
This is it changes?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay. I think by twisting it, twisting it, you'll change.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
You become a buppet specialist, like you know this game deep.
He knows the deep depths of bop.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
It there you go, twist it, pull it so bop
it's that one? Okay, one more practice run now just
hit the hip. Bop it.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Something else happened, bop it.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Twisted twist you feel good about it? Yes, okay, so
let it die. Okay, let it die so much time
you'll go and no, it'll start going faster and faster.
The record is Dirk Spentley at eighteen, so you want

(19:56):
to be eighteen. And when he finishes, guys, don't make
any noise because it'll say what the score is? Here
he is Matt Carney. Plan bop it, go ahead. I
went to sleep, hit it, write it again? Oh great,
now to sleep man, pull it, pull up, pull it
there now, hit bop it. Score seven.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Poppy twisted pully boppy, twisted pully boppy twisted, twisted boppy,
twisted poppy, Pully, Pully pully twisted Pully.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh you score sixteen?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Oh sixteen?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Dirk? Wow?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
What do you have to say to all your fans
who are really rooting for you? They bought tickets to
this and everything.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I love Dirks.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
He deserves it, okay, right now, he deserves it. There
he is everybody. Check out the new music out today,
go see Matt on tour at Matt Carney Big fan.
Congratulations on the new music, and thank for playing this morning.
That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I love being here right there is Matt Carney.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Everybody a sin.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
To give a question to be.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Well man. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been sitting on this
a while now. I still don't know what to do
because my wife has no clue that I won big
on the Super Bowl. She just thought I was really
into the game. What she doesn't know is that I
ended up winning over thirty thousand dollars and that I
bet over five K to win, and I shouldn't have

(21:48):
done that. I'm not normally a gambler, but I just
had a feeling on this one and it ended up
paying off. So here's my question. As much as I
want to tell her about my windfall, I think it's
a better move to keep it quiet. Even with the
amount that I won, she'll still really be mad that
I risk that much, especially since we don't exactly have
money pouring out of us. Do I tell her or

(22:10):
keep it a secret and slowly pay off bills and
hopefully she doesn't notice and start asking questions. I'm going
to use the money mostly on us, but if I
tell her, she's going to want me to make unnecessary
purchases signed secret super Bowl winner. You can go because
you'll probably have the better advice. But go ahead.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
I think he absolutely needs to tell her, and then
he needs to stop risking money.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
They don't have. Okay, what you don't think you should
tell her? And he says, I love Poe. He's like,
I'm going to spend it mostly on us.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
I'm gonna slowly start paying off bills because she would
want to make unnecessary purchases. I mean, come on, you're
the one that made an unnecessary bet.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
That's probably the mature correct thing to do. I would say,
don't say anything about it and slowly pay off.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Stuff because you're not going to buy anything unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Well, you got all this extra money, a little something necessary,
maybe you get hurt little something unnecessary as well, but
you can't buy too much one time or sure poking
around like where'd you get this money? Yeah, it's a
very slow play if you do it.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Though, if she does eventually find out, it's gonna have
to be years, years, years down the line and sort
of presented as ha ha ha.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I like that. Now we're all getting on the same pace.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
No, I'm saying that's the only way that she's gonna
find out, and it may be be okay if it's
like been twenty years and you're laughing and it's kind
of funny.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I would say too that I'm not normally a big
gambler gambler, but I had a gut feeling on this one.
If it's not really a big gambler and you get
a gut feeling, I would encourage you to not be
a big gambler. If you have a gut feeling, you
can bet on it, but don't go way bigger than
you normally do. It worked this time. Most times it's
not going to work.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Right, But I have a feeling he's probably gonna make
a few extra bets because.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
He won big on this.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
The mature thing to do say something is to say something, Hey,
I bet this. I want She's gonna be way less
angry because you won. Had you done it and lost,
doesn't mean she's not going to be a little irritated
and upset with you. However, there is some positive there
that you have a bunch of money and that's going
to make it a lot easier to digest.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I would just face it.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I would too. I hate saying because I would want
to hide it, but I just do it. She's good.
She's only going to be so mad because you won.
But she will be restricting your airspace though for now on.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Well, just like it makes me think of how I
am with my kids, Like if you go ahead and
tell me something that you know is going to be
a problem, but you're choosing to talk to me about
it ahead of time and then versus me finding out,
the consequences are way different.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I hear you. And this also is the extra money element.
That's positive. Because I had you had to tell her
and you lost the money, that's a whole different conversation.
You won, Thank god I stopped doing this, and I
would just tell her, Dang, it'd be so fun just
have that money then just go spend it on crazy stuff. Okay,
you need to tell her. It's going to be easy
for her to accept it because you won. Thank god

(24:52):
you didn't lose. All right, close it up. I'm obsessed
with this meteor strike they say may happen in twenty
thirty two, where they told us one than two percent.
Now they're like, it's a three percent chance that it's
going to hit. And they say, now, the odds of
it hitting are the same odds as if you were
to flip a coin five times and call it correctly
all five times in a row. So, Amy, I got

(25:14):
a coin right here, I'm gonna flip it and call
it heads heads. It is much closer. Oh man, Okay, ready.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Let's go, yes, tails tails, No, okay, all right, let's go.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Let slip it again, three more in a row. We're
getting hit by media.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, here we go and call it heads.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Tails. Okay, we're saying, thank goodness, we are. We are safe.
So close though, I'm so obsessed with it. My algorithm
is feeding me stories. So here's a brief history of
significant meteor strikes on Earth. Ready, and when I tell
you the size of these things and the damage they did,
it may change your view what's about to happen. Oh,
these are the ones that hits. Yeah, these are ones
they hit. So if we go to number one, the

(25:58):
chicks a lub impact sixty six million years ago. They
estimate this was six to nine miles long. This is
an asteroid six to nine miles long the Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico.
This is the asteroid strike believed to have caused the
extinction of dinosaurs. It created a crater over ninety miles wide,
triggered massive wildfire, tsunamis, and a global climate ship due

(26:19):
to debris blocking sunlight. So even if you weren't right
where it hit or close, because all the dust went
up and killed the sun, everything died. That's number one.
Number two the Tunguska event in nineteen oh eight. It
was one hundred and sixty to two hundred feet long.
It was in Russia. It was a massive explosion that
flattened eight hundred square miles of forest. Now again, this

(26:41):
thing's only two hundred feet long, eight hundred square miles
of forest. It destroyed eighty million trees, and they don't
even think it's that it hit and caused all the destruction.
The air burst from it as it was creating the
air when it was going down is what caused the
energy to be released. One thousand times stronger than the

(27:03):
Hirosia my bomb, the nuclear bomb in World War Two
that we dropped. It was a thousand times stronger than that,
and the thing was only about one hundred and sixty
feet wide. Wow, and that's nineteen oh eight. So this
is one that people actually remember. Number three, the Chelly
Adams Medior twenty thirteen. So we're getting even more recent

(27:24):
sixty six feet in diameter. This is in Russia. Ward
hit the media, exploded eighteen miles above earth, so didn't
even hit the earth, so all the atmosphere was wearing
it down. Finally it popped, only sixty six feet wide.
It released energy equivalent to thirty hirosia of bombs. The

(27:45):
shockwave damage thousands of buildings, shattered windows, injured over fifteen
hundred people. It's the largest recorded meteor striking modern times
because it was twenty thirteen and it was only sixty
six feet why.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I don't know, I remember this.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
There's been a lot of news since then, even just
the plane crashes this year. Yeah, so that was twenty thirteen.
Now the one they're talking about now in comparison, because
that was sixty six feet long, this one they think
is around three hundred feet and based and they do
that based on the brightness of it is how they
measure it, and so they think it could be you know,
South America for the most part, and they impact that

(28:21):
it's a three point two percent I think twenty thirty two,
and that it's you know, one of these it's like
five hundred nuclear bombs, like the power.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Of that don't have to be any part of the Americas.
I like, well, never mind, I don't want it to
hit hit anywhere.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
But yeah, selfish, but better than not.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I just whatever, I was thinking, right, I just said, sorry,
I like where your head's act because I'm not.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I was thinking it too. Yeah, I can't hate you
for saying it, but I will acknowledge it. But I
thought that I felt pretty selfish as well.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
And I paused, and I reflected and said, never mind.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
But that one that was sixty six feet long, probably
a quarter of what this one is, is the one
that hit in twenty thirteen. It was like again, like
the blast like thirty nuclear bombs, and that one didn't
even hit in twenty thirteen. It disintegrated eighteen miles above.
It still did that. I'm not saying it's the end
of the world, but it's three percent end of the world.

(29:21):
You want to quite flip one more time? Okay, go heads, heads?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
It is Oh my gosh, a mean, okay, go heads, heads.
It is Oh my gosh, we're dead.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Amy's flirting with this thing. What do we need? Three more?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Three?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
We don't know what. We don't want, well, we don't
want to want Amy. Tails heads. Okay, we're safe again. Okay,
so for now we're safe. If they raise it up again,
I'll be convinced that they're only slow rolling us and
they think there's a decent chance that's going to hit
because they come out and go forty percent. Dude, every
billionaire is going to start buying bunkers.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Everywhere, right, and then how do you choose to live
until nineteen thirty two?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I mean thirty two, I go.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Scot Nah, go Rocky mountain climbing.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Right, I'll probably people start living differently.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, no, not if it's twenty thirty two. If it
were like three months, but you still got pay the bills.
So no, I don't, not really, But I think rich
people will start buying up all the bunker places and
going to countries that are kind of not where they
think this thing's going to hit. So hey, enjoy your day, everybody.
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
So back in the nineteen forties, there's two high school sweethearts,
Bill Passenger and Joanne blaken They were together, they were
in love, but then you.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Know, life happens. He had to go off to the
Korean War, she went off to college.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Fast forward seventy three years. They're both in their nineties
and single. So Joanne's daughter's like, hey, anybody you want
to look up? So she finds Bill online. He drives
eighty miles to meet her for a little lunch date.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
So they may drove him because he's in nineties.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Placed he's ninety one, she's ninety three, so he's younger,
and the fact.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
They're both online amazing. Well, yeah, they a.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Bumble at lunch.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
They quickly rekindled their connection and they've been in separable
ever since. They go on walks, they work on puzzles,
They enjoyed traveling.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Did he move to her because I mean it's eighty
miles together now, Okay, they live together.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
I don't know if they're doing any premarital activities.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I'll think about that. No, I've said doctor Amy's
mind goes right to the go. I'm happy for them
whatever the case is. Okay, great story, that is what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. I'll
go first. The highest number counted to out loud was

(31:43):
one million. It took the guy eighty nine days. He
counted out loud every number with each day, averaging just
over eleven thousand, two hundred numbers per day. So that's
the world record. He got to one million and was like,
I'm done, but every day out loud he counted eleven thousand,
two hundred numbers. Oh, that is dedication.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Am Alaska is the only US state whose name can
be typed using a single row on the keyboard.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
You're right, Oh yeah, yeah, I fact check.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
My phone back. Make it sure, lunchbox.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
If you want to know if it's going to rain outside,
you don't need to go to weather dot com.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
You don't need to.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Pull out your phone check the weather app. Just go
find a pine cone. Because if it's gonna rain, guess what.
A pine cone closes up because the seeds don't want
to be displaced by the rain. If it's drying, it
gonna be a nice day. The pine cone is open.
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I feel it'd be easier though, just to look at
my app, sure you know right away? Then to go
track down a pine cone. I feel like that's really interesting.
I would think a pine con is more accurate than
your app. I would not also think it would be would.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Be not everybody has pine.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, And also that's a good point. I don't think
about that. I'm like, how far ahead is the pine gag?
And there's a lot to that, Like my app can
tell me in like thirty minutes or five minutes, you
know that it's going to rain in seven days.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Hey, but this is good to know for if something
shuts down. We no longer have the world any technology
to tell.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
That's a really fun fact. I just would still stay
with the app.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
So the word laser, did you guys know it's an acronym,
so it stands for something. It stands for light amplification
by stimulated emission of radiation.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
That doesn't sound like laser laser light amplification or's the
Z there's no Z. Yes, I'm thinking of like video
games laser. That would make sense. I would spell laser wrong.
I would spell it l A Z E R. I
think that's laser tag. Maybe that's what it is to me.
I've just seen it that way so many times. Okay,

(33:37):
I'm sorry, so say it again, light amplification by stimulated
emission of radiation.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Why did they get rid of the bee?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I don't know. Laser is laser as in laser tag
l A z e R. Or is that an American
gladiator named laser?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, there was, because that's probably a thing too.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
I'm thinking more about Lunch's pine cone thing, and I
think a more accurate is like if my knees to hurt,
Like I can tell now if it's going to rain.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, my fingers will hurt and stuff too, but I
can't tell exactly when. Yeah, it's laser is a misspelling,
by the way, las e R as I spelled it. Yeah,
I'm an idiot. There's enough cash in circulation in the
United States. Every single person in America, adults and kids,
could carry six thousand, five hundred dollars on them. Yeah,

(34:24):
that one, I guess. I don't really an all different current.
I don't know. That's kind of boring. He'd act like
you just want to prize them.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'd like to walk around a fox k Morgan.

Speaker 9 (34:36):
Yeah, that new car smell that everybody loves. Well, it's
a mix of over two hundred chemicals.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Very fun.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
And we're slowly down. George Washington's dentures were partially made
from hippo tusks.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Oh even better they were, weren't they would?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
They were made of pine cones, and he could always
tell when the weather. Right. There you go, that's fun
fac Friday fun. All right, let's do learning time. There
was a play called The Dancing Plague of fifteen eighteen.
Have you ever heard of the Dancing Plague?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Never?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I didn't know if it was real, so I started
looking it up. And so it happened in France July
of fifteen eighteen, when there's this woman named Frau. She
began dancing uncontrollably in the streets. Sounds like to start
to a great music video. Within days, others joined in.
By the end of the month, around four hundred people
were dancing non stop. Some reportedly died from exhaustion, heart attacks,

(35:36):
or strokes. They could not stop dancing. They had the fever.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
They were possessed the dance.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
So historians and scientists still debate on what caused this.
Here's some of the theories. Number One, mass hysteria, which
is a psychological illness. The region was experiencing extreme hardship, famine,
and disease, which may have triggered a collective stress induced
psychological reaction. So that would have been something that other

(36:04):
people saw and then felt, more so than a disease
they got, like a bacteria or a virus number two poisoning.
Some believe the townspeople may have consumed rye. It was contaminated,
and it was contaminated with a fungus that could possibly
cause hallucinations and involuntary movements.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
The one that's tough is the religious or superstitious influence
to make all these people start dancing and then die dancing.
Some viewed the event as divine punishment or a curse
from Saint Vitas, the patron saint of dancers, who.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Knew about that one.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I don't think that it would be killing people, though
also I didn't know that was the same because I'd
use that on Dancing with the Stars. I'd have been
kissing that little necklace every night. Religious leaders even tried
rituals and prayers to stop the plague. City officials eventually intervened,
taking the effect that we're all sick to a shrine
dedicated to that saint. Saint bidas for healing, and it

(37:06):
didn't stop immediately, which makes me feel that's not what
it was. The dancing gradually stopped after a few months.
This remains one of the strangest events in history, no
clear explanation for why people danced until they collapsed or died.
It's often cited as the most famous case of mass hysteria.
Isn't that absolutely bonkers? Yes?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
I'm like, have they seen anything like it since? Like,
what if that started happening to us now? Like, if
you all just started dancing like woo, I.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Would take an antibiotic. Okay, if I couldn't stop it,
first thing I would do is take an antibiotic. Yeah,
because they didn't really have that.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
You're like, I want to stop dancing, but I can't.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Or I'm like this is kind of cool. Wow, holy crazing.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I guess if you're hallucinating, you don't really know.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
You're not like aware enough to be like I want
to stop dancing.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Then maybe my wife would shove an antibiotic in my third.
But again, the craziest part is that four hundred people
were dancing NonStop, falling from exhaustion, dying of heart attacks
and or dancing so much they had strokes and then
it happened in fifteen hundred. So all they have are
like cursive writings about it. So it's not like you
can actually go back. But of those I would bet

(38:14):
if I were just betting money on it, because obvious
I don't know, it had to be some kind of
poison the rye. Yeah, yeah, that they ate, right, contaminated
with ergot e r g ot which was the name
of that fungus. Yeah, I was blown away, maybe you know,
I don't know. I'm just kidding, But there you go.
Learning time. I think I like learning time with doctor Bones. Yeah,

(38:35):
I did too, because I'm a doctor of letters, and
when I read these stories to you, you know what
they're made of letters, the stories are Oh so that's
my specialty. Yeah, yeah, there it is learning time with
doctor Bones. It's time for the good news. Bobby name
A delivers for Amazon. So she's driving around last Sunday

(38:56):
evening and she's in Shelby County, Alabama. She sees the
smoke coming out of a building and so she gets
closer to it. This kind of happened to you too, right, yeah,
in the country. Yeah, and you you drove up. There
was a house.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Nearby, so I got out, knocked on the doors, and
I even saw people in the house in the windows,
and they just ignored me. Then I realized it was
a smokehouse where they like smoke meet in it, so
it wasn't a fire.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
It wasn't on fire. I'm the idiot. Well this is
a little different. I'm glad she stopped. She sees smoke.
She goes to the home. She leaves the Amazon van running,
runs in, bangs on the door, helps the family get out,
and luckily she did, because that's exactly what happened. The
house then caught on fire, engulfed in flames. The family
didn't know. I don't know if they were a sleep

(39:36):
or not. It sounds like they probably would have been,
or just in a house part of the house, as
the fire wasn't burning. But then she finished that, got
them all out, called the cops, and then she'd gotten
her Amazon band and finished the livery she kept delivering.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Course, it's a tough situation to be in because like
you're like, do I wake them up?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yes? Yes, I know it is tough, is no, No,
it's tough because if I saw smoke coming out and
it wasn't flame. I would go, I wonder if it's
their chimney.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Right, yeah, but better something?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, I would knock. But then if they don't answer,
you got to make that decision. If you knock in
the window, do you kick open the door?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
If you could open the door, you're vulnerable. You could
get shot.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Well that's what we're saying. But again that's the risk
of are you going to save somebody? So nama elmore,
big shout out to you in Alabama. You save some people.
Pretty awesome story from w b RC. That's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good. Now, time
for the morning Corny.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
The Morning Corny.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Why don't ants get sick?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Why don't answer get sick.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Because they have little antibodies?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Anti?

Speaker 8 (40:44):
That was the morning Corny.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Everybody follow me here. Imagine this. If you could create
a new holiday that was to be celebrated by everyone
in the world, you have full control. What would that
holiday be? So a brand new holiday, you get to
create it. Everybody has to celebrate it because it matters

(41:12):
to a lot of people. What would that holiday be?
I'll go first, I would create National Left Handed People Day.
Our life in many ways is way more difficult than
right handed people. Because let's say you have a pencil
or a pen and you got to write, it's all
in the back of your hand. And that's just the

(41:33):
start of it. A desk built for writing. A person
scissors right handed scissors. If you have to go track
down left handed scissors, who even has those? Playing ball baseball,
we go to Walmart to find a glove. You have
to go through five hundred gloves before you find one
left handed glove. Playing guitar, I never get to play
my friend's guitars. Nobody plays left handed. It is playing
baseball and has a pretty good baseball player. There's only
really one position in the infield you can play. Otherwise

(41:55):
you got to play in the outfield. And that's if
you don't have it like a can of an arm,
so you can only play first You can't catch. You
can pitch, but that doesn't count. That's not really in
the endfield like that's that's the pitching is different. But
you can't play second base, third base, shortstop, can't catch.
Being left handed is very difficult, and I would like
to have a day to celebrate the marginalized left handers
of the world.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But then the right handed people participate.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, they celebrate us. That's about us. Everyone do everything
left handed. No, you just celebrate us. You gets treats.
It could be like cupcakes, or you get us a
gift for like a massage or something. I don't know.
National Left Handed People's Day is my holiday that everybody
celebrates because you have no idea how hard it is
for us. Thank you, Amy.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Oh gosh, when you said massage, I was like, okay,
you read my mind, because my holiday would be for
adoptive parents. You're adopted kids. It's a national holiday where
you go and any place that offers a massage, you
go in, You show proof of adoption, and bam, you
get a free massage.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Does it matter though you chose to be an adopted parent,
because I didn't choose to be left handed, and I
feel like that's why I should be celebrated. I had
no choice.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
You should still be celebrated. We're speaking up holidays.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
But I know, but I think I would make up
a holiday. I'd go adopt a kid to get a
Freema song. Wow, that you can do that, That's what
I'm saying. Let me tell you lunchbox National prom King Day,
just celebrating ourselves here, no, no.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
No, and me all the prom Kings in the world
if you were voted prom king, and I guess you.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
We could include the queens. But that's like something good.
You already got so good.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
I didn't choose this right, but it was bestowed upon me.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
And let's not forget. Let's not just leave it in
the past.

Speaker 8 (43:27):
We need to remember it every year, how much we
sacrificed it, how awesome we were to get to that position.
We go into restaurants on National prom King Day, guess.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
What free meal? Oh that's that's not a hardship or
anything difficult. Like you were already awarded, so you want
to get awarded again for your award one. I don't
want you to forget. Okay, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
We forget about a lot of things, like presidents. We've
already given them their their flowers, but we celebrate them
every year.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
It's because they did things that prob we did things.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
We made your life better. What do you think prom
king is? It's everybody wanted to be around us, They
looked up to us.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I don't remember you guys, remember your promking. No, yes, yeah,
because you weren't it. That's what I'm saying. We got
to bring it back.

Speaker 8 (44:06):
You got to call your promkings.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Called peaked in high School Day. That's how we call it,
Peaked in High School Day. Okay, Eddie.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
National Outdoor Grilling Day. It doesn't matter if you've never
grilled before. This day, you are grilling now. The firefighters
should probably be ready to go in one case, because
I think there'll be more fires than usual.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
And we'll follow that day with National Firefighter Day there
we celebrate them. Yeah, and then you know there's a
lot of like PSA's on how to grill full education.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
I grew it.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Okay, that's that'd be fun. That's pretty good more than anything.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
Yeah, it would be similar in yours. It would be
National Short People's Day because I am five foot tall
and I'm always made fun of. There's as you're always
the butt of the joke because you're the short person.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
You can't ever reach anything.

Speaker 9 (44:48):
There's never a place for you to be able to reaching.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Nothing is made for short people. Flatterers. Everywhere every store
you go into a sale on cell step ladder, step
ladders to get oh now, we're talking.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
We all have to lower ourselves.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Oh, we have to get down on the You.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
Have to help every short person you see, and you
cannot make fun of them for doing it, like when
you're in the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Well, no, short is not. I would say average high
and anything below average height, like you could define that.
I think most of these days are people that have
given up something or not been given something, and it's
an education. And then the other days peach in high schoolday,
which I do find it we could do. It's like
you're a quarterback in high schoo football team and then
you kind of flamed out like Uncle Rico. Yeah, Uncle Rico,

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Hater's hate day.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
You ever see like it's condensation, but it's a shape
like the Virgin Mary.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, or like a cheeto, like Jesus.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yes, all those things that are random, and people become
obsessed with it, and sometimes in certain places they start
praying to it, because they'll gather around under a bridge,
a water or so. Here's one I saw this in
the Daily Mail. There is a statue though now the
statue was made by somebody, But the crazy thing that
kept happening is tears of blood kept coming from the

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eyes of the statue, so people were gathered around the
statue and what turned from just a couple people turned
into like hundreds of people that were worshiping at this statue.
There was crying tears of blood. So if there was
a statue crying tears of blood, amy, what what do
you think was happening?

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Okay, well, the first thing they've happed to my mind
is maybe there's some rusty nails behind the eyeballs.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Of a statue. Yeah, where's the blood coming from?

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Well, the nails are in there, maybe the nails or
the eyeballs.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
But it's real blood, yes, like dirty.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Water, no, no, no, it's real blood, real blood.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
And that's why people were worshiping around it, because here's
a statue that has blood coming down as tears.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
So what would you think, not rusty water?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Oh so that's where that comes from. You think brown water?

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Thinking like maybe the statue had nails in it somehow
and there was just russ.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
So Gisella Cardia said in twenty sixteen that the statue
was crying blood and then giving her revelations to share
with believers so they would come around. They would see
the statue, worship at it. They would start to listen
to her. Then she started to ask for donations. This
is where it starts to become a scam. So she's like,

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give me money. I am I'm seeing things. I'm a prophet.
So they decided to open up a fraud investigation into this,
and they went and they did a swap test on
the statue ketchup No, because they thought it was something
like ketchup or pigs blood. Okay, turns out the blood
matched her blood. So she was just putting it on there.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Oh, she was like cutting herself.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
All these people who thought they were seeing something divine,
and then the person that had it owned it, who
claimed to be getting messages.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
So there, let me get this straight. They are just
seeing blood.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
How does her bord come out of the eyeball like
they're watching it come out?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Well, no, but if there's blood on it, she's like,
this thing cries blood. You can't really watch it live.
It's not like a dummy.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Well that's why I thought, like if there was something
in there, and it was the water was coming down
and it was causing it, Because I'm not gonna believe
if I walk up and see dried blood from who
knows when that the statue cried it.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Well, they believed it, and then they believed her. Then
they give her money, and then all of a sudden
she loved They don't even know she was too young.
This is this is another one of those Netflix shit series.
Is Yeah, lunchbox, what do you know about this? I
think women are crazy, man. I think that's that.

Speaker 8 (48:32):
Yeah, that's what it is. She set this up, the
scam to get people to believe in like the higher
power and like, oh, come and look at this, it's amazing,
and get her a little mittens on your money pieced out.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I think it is a bad look for people that
are actually being really good as part of their religion.
I think that's a bad look and it makes people
second guess a lot of things, which they should, but
it sucks for people who are doing it the right way.
I never goeta think of statues crime blod by the way, never, never, never.
I'm not going to go and worship at the undercarriage
of a bridge because it just happens to be shaped

(49:06):
like Matthew.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
You know.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Man, in South Texas, they found a tortilla and was on.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I hear you everyone, there are a lot of tortillas
and numbers game. One of those shapes is gonna look
like Jesus. I like the million you're making. I just
felt bad for the people in fact that she disappeared.
But what about the gay that tried to scam us
Lunchbox saying he wanted to book us on Kaylin Lowry's podcast,
and he tried to scam us that wasn't a woman? Yeah,

(49:30):
what about it. I don't think that's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Why are you saying he's crazy but men are crazy?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
No, he's not crazy, He's just he has a job
to do. He was, but she has a job to
do to make money.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
This was she prayed on the week she found people
she knew a little.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
He's praying like if I was.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
If I was like, oh yeah, sure, I'll share my
computer screen with you.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I want to be a guest on a big podcast.
I'm trying to get my name out there. Because that's
that's what they're doing there. Some men are crazy too,
according to your watching.

Speaker 8 (49:58):
No, okay, she used god, Yeah, that's definitely that's where
he used.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Caylin Lowry from teen Mom. Though they're pretty close Okay.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Wake up, wake up in the mall.

Speaker 10 (50:15):
And it's on the radio and the dogs on time
and ready, and then Lunchbox morgame too, Steve Bred and
it's trying to put you through fog. He's running this
week's next bit and Bobby's on the mix, so you
knowing this.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
This is a Bobby ball all right. Here's the voicemail.

Speaker 11 (50:40):
Hey, Bobby, my son and I listened every Friday to
eat trivia on our way to school. To Eddie, he's
not doing a great job. He's missing way to many
easy questions. So now we're hoping it's not because Amy complains.
Now she's gonna get the crown back. So me and
my son are go. Morgan, thank you?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Like eight things to say? They're interesting. Eddie hasn't won
in a while. Amy's in the lead this season with
three winds. Let's play easy trivia. Here we go. Famous
fruits is the category? Eddie? What fruit is known for
keeping the doctor away? An apple a day? Correct? I

(51:21):
was trying to find the rhyme. That's it.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Amy.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
What fruit is yellow, curved and often eaten by monkeys?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Bana?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Lunchbox, what tropical fruit has a spiky exterior and sweet
yellow flesh inside. Oh, that's the pineapple, correct, Morgan. What
fruit is commonly mistaken for a vegetable and is often
used in salads?

Speaker 9 (51:44):
What fruit is mistaken for a vegetable and it's commonly
used in salads?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Nobody goes home, so it doesn't matter. A tomato a tomato?
Tomato is a fruit.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Yes, there's so many things used in salads.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Okay, So if you would have missed that from here
out you'd heard this sound, you've been here, We go.
The category is sports Eddie. How many holes are played
in a standard round of golf? Eighteen? Correct?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Amy?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
How many points is a touchdown worth in American football
before the extra point six? Correct? Lunchbox. What sport is
known as America's pastime baseball? Correct? In baseball? Morgan? How
many strikes do you get?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Three strikes? You're out?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Correct? The category is nineties country Eddie. What female country
singer released the album Come On Over. Oh that's Shanaia
twin correct?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Amy.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
What nineties country singer released Achy Breaky Heart.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Philly Ray Cyrus correct Lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
What female country star was known for her hit song
Strawberry Wine?

Speaker 11 (52:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Dina Carter correct. Who Morgan? What nineties country star saying
She's in love with the boy? Correct? Iconic pop culture
moments Eddie?

Speaker 3 (53:05):
What?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
TV show ended in two thousand and four with a
finale that was watched by over fifty two million people,
featuring six characters leaving their iconic New York apartment That's
Friends correct? Amy What singer shocked the world by wearing
a meat dress at the twenty ten MTV Video Music Awards.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Lady Gaga correct?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Lunchbox What Reality TV show premiered in two thousand and
seven and made the Kardashian Jenner family household names? Keeping
Up with the Kardashians? Correct Morgan? In two thousand and four,
what two artists were part of the wardrobe malfunctioned during
the Super Bowl halftime show?

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I M I.

Speaker 9 (53:43):
Believe that would be Madonna and Janet Jackson?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Roll out boner, You've been booed? Janet Jackson was correct?
Justin Timberlake is the one who pulled the thing off.
Oh Morgan's out? Three left famous tach two people? Eddie What?
WWE wrestler turned actor has a large tribal tattoo covering

(54:07):
his shoulder and chest. The rock correct. Amy. What late
rapper had the words thug live tattooed on a stomach
tupac correct? Lunchbox? What musician has tattoos covering most of
his body, including a face tattoo that says always tired
post malone? Correct? Famous people of the eighties? What actor

(54:31):
started in The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles and was
part of the brat pack? This club sixteen Candles?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Can here?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Refif the question one more time? You basically just did.
But what actor starred in The Breakfast Club and Sixteen
Candles and was part of the brat pack?

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Gosh, I'm gonna go with Emelia Westaz.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
That's incorrect? Would you get correct?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
What'd you say, Molly Ringwall?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah you said it right that time. Yeah, it's correct,
said my wing Wall.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
That's my speech pediment.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah, yeah, that is bone them out? You've been boo
is a bad season? Amy? What comedian and actor was
known for Beverly Hills Cop?

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Hm?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Can you repeat the question?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
What comedian and actor was known for Beverly Hills Cop.
Famous people in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Beverly Hills Cop. Who is the Beverly Hills Cop?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Answer correct? Incorrect? Out? She's boned. You've been boo. Lunchbox,
you can win the whole thing with this, or we're
all back in if he loses him. Now, that's correct, Lunchbox,
give me the answer, Eddie Murphy. That's it, Lunchbox. What
eighties actor played Beetlejuice and Batman? I don't need your

(56:06):
repeat question, Michael Keaton Winner, that's the first play in
like two seasons. The light is off my shoulders, the
bucket is off my back.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Wow, Okay, Lunchboxing, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
On your victory.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Thank you man. Feels good. Take that into the weekend.
I will feeling great. Bobby Bone show Sorry up to day.
This story comes us from the Bronx New York.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Come in.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
Was like, I'm gonna go to the grocery store. I'm
gonna pull one of those oh I slip, fell, hurt
my back and sue the store for a lot of money.
So he goes, gets a few groceries, walking in the
water aisle.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Woom, and he falls on my back.

Speaker 8 (56:46):
Hires a lawyer. Then they released the video and they're like, ah, fraud.
He's facing seven years in prison.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
What's the video look like? He pours water on the
floor and then he steps away.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I didn't know you poured the water on there.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I thought he'd probably like faked a fall without any
water on the ground, but he poured water, and.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
So his lawyers dropped him immediately once the video was released.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Do you not think there are cameras everywhere and if
you're going to do that, you can't just take a
bottle and dump it. No, you gotta be a little
more underneath your pants leg and then slip on it. Wow, Okay,
I'm much box.

Speaker 8 (57:21):
That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
This is Nakona from Montana.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
I was just listening to thesday's podcasting. The guys were
talking about all the snow you're supposed to be getting,
and I don't want to be mean, but you guys
aren't gonna get that much snow or cold, at least
not compared to what we get out here in eastern Montana.

Speaker 11 (57:42):
Right now.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
It is currently negative but thirty three.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I think the snow killed her. I think the cold
killed her. Yeah, we don't compare ourselves to that. We
aren't a place where it doesn't snow often, so when
it does snow, it's like, holy crap. It's all relative
to where you grow up, where you live. But we
had some snow and it was like ten degrees and
it is really cold for us. I don't like it.
I don't like cold. So shout out to you Nikona
and Montana for living in that stuff. I couldn't do it.

(58:09):
My blood is so thin, so yet cold is not
for me. I appreciate that, and I hope you lived.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
How is negative thirty possible like to live in.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
You don't go out in it? You don't. You don't
live in it. When it's that, you don't go out
in it.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
A whole lot.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Next up, this is Darnell from Detroit.

Speaker 12 (58:26):
I'll just calling and have an idea for a bit.
Whoever can do the best Tarzan yell between the show members,
and also you can open it up to Carlers.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
All right, Amy, you want to tackle Asiel. I don't
know what that is. We're not gonna play one. I
don't want a reference. Oh everybody here, we go and
go interesting maybe maybe sounds okay, that's Amy's.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, I can give it a shot. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Oh yeah, same Zombo.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Do you know Tarzan? Not really, I'm listening.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
You're just gonna base it off thirsday.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
Yes, I learned that Eddie was doing the tomahawk chop
like from the Brains.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I don't know, man, go ahead, yeah, that's I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Yeah, but I probably can't do it that good.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Oh, why are you guys pounding your chest?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Pounds his chests.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
We're not sure it's not do yours again?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Oh, he pounds his chest. Okay, and I probably can't
get as high.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
As he did.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Guess I don't know what says it's in.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Your head, your kid, zombbabe, zombbaite. We're done. Thank you.
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