(Fri Full Show) Did Lunchbox Book A Singing Gig For Abby? + The Show Competes In Blind Karaoke: 90s Edition + Are You Team Kicker Or Recliner?

Lunchbox says he booked a singing gig for Abby, hear if it's real and where it is! Plus, find out who the champion is in Blind Karaoke: 90s Edition, and how everyone performed! Then, we shared a story about two people who got in a fight on a plane because one person reclined their seat, and the other person kicked it. Hear whose side you're on!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Friday Show Morning Studio Morning. All right, Look,
you could be anywhere in the whole wide world, but
you're here with us, and we appreciate that. We go
around the room check in on everybody. He once worked

(00:21):
for a new station in Texas, and this next person's
positive attitude can be infectious. That's right. Well, guys, you know,
I was having a bad day a few days ago.
The kids are just driving me nuts, and I fell
into a really dark place. What I went to the freezer.
I grabbed ice cream and it was an unopened tub
of ice cream and bones. I don't know where it went.
I ended up eating the whole thing. Did you black

(00:43):
out while you ate it? If you don't know where
it went. I was watching a basketball game and next
thing you know, I was looking for the last spoon,
and I'm like, oh my gosh, sized tub, show me
with your hands. Oh, like you know, a real a
real one of those small ones. You don't know, a
real thing. I'm never eating a tub of ice cream,
That's what I say. He's gonna be one of those
little ones, not the tub time. And I felt like

(01:04):
complete crap, Like immediately as soon as I realized it
was gone on. Well, my stomach was like, well, it
was bubbling and making all kinds of noises. That was crazy.
I've never done that before in my life. What kind
was it? Oh? It was like vanilla oreo. It had crushed. Man,
it's so good. I've never eaten a tub though, and
I can go hard. I'll go on a bender like
a sugar bender sometimes, but I still can't eat a

(01:26):
tub ice cream, Dude, It's crazy. My my mouth is
just like, hey, keep it coming, keep it coming. Then
my stomach was like, what are we doing? How was
the ice cream after effects? I was terrible, dude. I
thought was terrible for two days. This next person was
second to Abby in our IQ test, and we all
know his desire to bully her will never be put
to rest. Did Abby write these sounds like? All about Abby?

(01:49):
Everybody funny? You bring up Abby? You guys say I'm
a bully and I don't support her, and I don't
you know, I make fun of her and I'm rude
to her. Well, I was with some people from the
Grand High Hotel here in downtown Nashville the night brand
new spanking hotel, beautiful, and I gotta be a singing gig.
I booked her. What do you mean? Does she know this? No,
she did know that she was finding out. I was
talking to the lady and I was like, what's the catch? Though?

(02:10):
You always put her in places that are super uncomfortable,
and You're like, why do people say I mean to her?
And then you record her and they make fun of her? No,
Like I told her I could book her gig in
Vegas and I just put her on the street and said, singing, right,
you didn't book that gig. I mean, she thought she
was going to sing a gig, so why should she
believe this? What's the catch? Now? There's no catch. I
mean I even got the lady saying, look, I am
telling you she's not that good. Wait, thank you, But

(02:34):
you're willing to book her. You have a clip? Got
a clip from her? Okay, okay, what is your offer
to Abby? Because I'm booking her gig. Tell us what
you're offering, Abby, and the ground rules that hold on?
Are you drunk? Yeah, we don't. Had a couple of drinks.
Tell me what you're a offer. I'm sorry to stop
that clip, but would you play it again? They hired

(02:55):
at Luna at the Grand Hyatt through the toper like
five to seven, maybe on a Friday night, on a
Monday through Thursday. She just has to pick the day. Yeah,
and does she get paid or is it volunteer basis volunteer? Tips?
All right, promote it for us? Knows that I never

(03:18):
did nothing for you? Abing your thoughts, No, I knew
right when he said I have something for you, I'm like,
I'm not even gonna listen because yeah, I know what
he did last time? Said did you just to hear
the clip? Do you not trust that he this is
what he said. It is I don't And it's like
this volunteer. Yeah, she's not getting paid. Didn't you didn't
book her anything? She said, Tips, I got her the stage.

(03:40):
You have to get booked to get on that stage.
And I seen the stage. Yeah, it's a nice stage. Yeah.
Does anyone really of a hotel overlooking downtown? What do
you want? Like you this? This girl has nothing and
she's completely stop saying she has nothing that she can't sing.
This is our point, trying to sing the nice you like,

(04:01):
but she's saying, oh, it's not even paid. No, Abby,
all your gigs are not paid. You work for tips.
That's what they do on Broadway. So let's go. You're
gonna singing, you're not. I'll check it out, okay, thank you? No, no, no,
sorry Abby? Are you interesting singing or not? No? Not
when you book it. No, I don't trust it either.
Guess what what I means. She doesn't really want it.

(04:21):
She doesn't want to sing. I don't think Abby's dream
is to be a professional singer anymore. She's taking singing
lessons okay, and I took golf lessons. I trying to
be in a PGA. Enjoy a fine. Let's go over
to Amy. She's an expert when it comes to corny jokes.
And don't forget to grab your tickets to our live
podcast show in Nashville. It's coming up next week. Folks.
Here it is Amy, I'm running. Okay. So my son

(04:43):
was like, Hey, I have this friend at school, but
when can I call him my best friend? And I thought, oh,
I don't know. Don't rush things. So then I got
curious and I looked it up so I could give
him some stats. And an acquaintance to a casual friend
is ninety four hours been together. An acquaintance to a
casual friend so that would just be somebody you see
at work where you look talk a little bit, then

(05:05):
to somebody that you might hang out with once every
couple of months, right, because it goes one hour to
ninety four So acquaintance whatever, hours with somebody's a lot. Yeah. Yeah,
to be casual I thought so too. And then casual
friend to friends one hundred and sixty four hours friends
that must be a good friend, and then friends to
best friends two hundred and nineteen hours. So what if

(05:28):
you just what if you end up like having a sleepover,
did the count twenty four hours? Oh? Good question? Um,
maybe no, because you're sleeping, you're not spending time. Look
at sleepover is a long time to hang out with
someone's that's commitment, but apparently it doesn't count if you're
not awake and listen. After I look that up and
I was looking at the hours, I was like, sometimes
you just connect with people you know, you don't need

(05:48):
the whatever two hundred and nineteen hours. Yeah. Basically, if
you were divide this two hundred and nineteen hours, divide
about twenty four it's basically nine straight days with somebody.
So if you are marooned on an island, for nine
days and somebody you can become their best friend two
hundred ninety nine. That's a lot of hours, but spread
out like over time. You believe you can have more

(06:09):
than one best friend? Yes? I recently was interviewing someone
from my podcast actually that she said people range anywhere
from you know, one close friend to ten, but the average,
like the sweet spot is we only we have capacity
for five close relationships. I said best friend the word
best damy be Can you have more than one best friend? Yes?

(06:31):
I think yes you can. I don't think you can.
Can you have more than one favorite team per sport? Yes,
you know you can. No, no, no, that's absolutely correct.
You're being too nice and kind and generous right now
when we are being unrealistic and stupid. So we will
not accept that today. Okay, y go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He drives the Eye on five and Monday through Friday,
we go live Bobby Bone. Thank you. Let me say this.

(06:53):
I hate coffee. I hate coffee. I never liked taste coffee.
I never had a drink coffee till I was like
thirty six years old. It smells bad, it taste bad,
it looks gross. But because I've been doing this whole
thirty and it's not a diet, and I think I'm
not losing anyway. It's not to lose. I think I
eat more now because I have to cut certain things
out to kind of figure out what's wrong on my stomach.

(07:16):
I need a little bit of caffee in the morning
to get me through. I'm like, and all the food
I normally get and I can't drink coffee with any
of the addit. So I have to drink what's called
an Americano oh, which is black coffee no no, which
is espresso shots and water, and so I drink it
and I'm like, talking to my ike D, I'm like,
this is torture. And I drink like half of it,
and I'm like, who would drink this? And that's like
I drink a choice, straight straight black coffee. I just

(07:40):
I don't think I'm gonna come away from this more
of a coffee lover because it's just really bad tasting
to me. And I don't understand people that love coffee.
I know I'm I'm missing out on it. You are, Yeah,
It's like I know I'm missing out, And I'm not
saying people that love coffee are dumb. It's like, I
don't I don't get it. It just tastes bad. I
don't have it. It's like beer. I've never tasted beer,
but I smell it. It smells so bad, it taste

(08:00):
so good. Did you like it at first? No, so
you developed a taste. Of course, after a while you're
just like, ooh, this is good. Well, and then you
I mean, you like getting drunk first off, but then
after a while you like you like the taste of
different beers, like, oh, that's a good beer? Is it
because of the results, And then you start to associate
that taste with what the results were. Probably yeah, because

(08:20):
cores lights coming out with popsicles that are non alcoholic,
which is the dumbest thing I've ever said. Yeah, why
would you want to get some taste like beer if
it's not alcoholic? Right? Eat the pole? Yeah? Probably not?
I want to get drunk, right. Do you like the
taste of beer if that didn't have alcoholic Probably not? No,
that wouldn't. I wouldn't reach for a beer just to
taste it. Now, Mike, would you drink an American if
it didn't have caffeine or the affects a coffee. I

(08:41):
love the taste of it. You're a psychotic weird if
I don't like anything in it. But Bobby, you don't
have any kind of nut milk in there or nothing.
I don't put anything in there. Oh, you should put
almond milk in there. I can't because they have a
lot of additives. I guess I can get some kind
of gross craft from the grocery stores. So all right,
there you go. Let's get going. Thank you guys for
hanging out with us. It's time to open up the mailbag.

(09:05):
Get something we call Hello, Bobby Bones, I've listened to
you guys since twenty thirteen. I never thought I would
be the one sending an email for advice. My best
friend and I have made it through two rounds of
auditions to compete on a game show. The next round
is the final audition to hopefully nab a place on

(09:25):
the show. What is your advice for us nailing the interview?
So far, the interviews I've been virtual, and this is
the first one that's in person in real life. The
show is along the lines of pop culture trivia, something
I'm highly confident in. But I've heard that Hollywood execs
want a certain look or attitude over actual knowledge. Bobby,
what advice would you give us for audition day? Sincerely

(09:49):
guessing on our first impression. They just want energy. You
gotta be good for the show, meaning you have to
be somewhat knowledgeable. They just want energy. Just go in
within a lot of energy and that's all they want.
You don't need to look a certain way because they're
trying to fill all these different types of groups. They
want short people, they want tall people, they want big people,

(10:09):
they want little people, they want white people, they want
green people, they want black people. So don't try to
put yourself and like we should really dress like this
or we should act like this because this is what
they want. You actually have no idea what they want
or what they're looking for. They're looking for you, or
they wouldn't move you this far. And they're spending money
to fly you out to an audition. Yeah, I mean
they're investing money that there's not a lot of right

(10:31):
now into getting you there. So they must really like you,
just like in life, not just in this audition. Just
like in life. If you bring energy, everything else is
going to work itself out, because even if you mess
up with great energy. We know, I know, they know
that you're going to continue that great energy. Mess Ups
can be fixed, lessons can be learned, but you can't

(10:54):
keep someone to have good energy, or a great attitude
or a good work ethic. You show up with a
good energy, smiling, making people like you. You can get
on the show. Don't try to dress this something you ain't.
Don't show up as a full cowboy. If you're in
a cowboy, that's it. But if you are dressed up
like a cowboy, be what you've been. Yeah, dance with
the girl that brought you. So. My grandma used to say,

(11:15):
just in life, is there a thing it is too
much energy? Like, hey, i'm here, Well, don't go into
a song and dance. Okay, you're just trying to win
a tony. Just have good energy. That's all. That's the end.
That's not just for this, that's in life. Everybody keep
good energy. Sometimes you know you will be sucked out
of you that's okay. But if you keep good energy,
good energy will also come back at you. Good luck.
Let us know how it goes the end. Close it up.

(11:37):
We've got your That was about the clothes back. It's
time for fun. Fact Friday fact around the room. You'd
all been given the task. Come back to the studio
with the most fun fact you can find. Let's see
what's up at first, Morgan. According into National Geographic, if

(12:02):
you look at pictures of sick people, your immune system
will automatically give itself a little boost. I thought it
was going the other way. We thought, if you look
at sick, you get sick. Yeah. It almost like it
basically trains a brain path to not get whatever that
person has. I start trying to google sick people constantly.
That's my lock screen as somebody sick, so I can

(12:24):
fight it. Amy, what do you have? This one's for you, Bobby.
President Lyndon B. Johnson was picky about room temperature. He
constantly was asking Air Force one flight crew like, oh,
change the temperature, change the temperature. So eventually they installed
a fake dial for him to control the temperature, and
then he stopped complaining. I figure it out. We should

(12:46):
have to, Bobby, because I know it's hot in here.
Now it is freezing in here. No no no, no, I'm
saying when it's hot in here and we need the
air to be slightly uncomfortable, cool, because you think better
you're more awake and aware when it's colder. And so
we keep it like that. And you guys know, I've
done this for so many years. It's always winter time
in here. It can be one hundred and five outside.
We're showing up in coats yep, like around the rain

(13:06):
right now. Everybody's got long Yeah. I do not have
a blanket. And what's crazy is it felt like okay
in here. And then we walked in and I was like, yo,
put a blanket on. And I feel like that made you.
That gets sent a signal to your brain because right
after rose it's a lot too comfortable. So let's make
it slightly uncomfortable so we can perform better. Why do
you think act and sat roots sat was a little cooler?

(13:29):
Did you think better? Well, that did not help me.
Oh yeah, I thought maybe it did. Maybe it did.
Nineteen feet six inches. That's the longest measured p in
the history of the world. Back in two thy sixteen,
Mica Dinkel was able to shoot his p nineteen feet

(13:51):
six inches? How long are you holding that? And they said,
do not try this unless you are under medical supervision,
because it can cause problems to your bladder and urinary trail. Yeah,
but yeah, nineteen feet six inches. Just archer back and
try it. What are the odds that a guy with
the last name Dinkle has the longest tinkle? Funny, I
didn't even think about that, Probably why I started pursuing

(14:13):
it to beginning with. Yeah, certain things like mister Wetzel Pretzel.
So what are you going to specialize in. Let's say
there's somebody who wants to work at hobby lobby. It's
right me, Yeah, got that there? So does the name
Bob Heft ring a bell? No, no, Bob Heft. He

(14:37):
created the American flag as we know it today, the
fifty star American flag, and back in nineteen fifty eight,
he did it for his American history class. His teacher
gave him a B plus. And that's the flag that
we have today for America, and that amazing as a
good one. Yeah, it's like, how did it get to
become America? I'm so confused. Yeah, well, they're looking for
a designs for fifty state flag and he submitted it.

(15:01):
But he also gave it to his teachers. It was
class pri fifth grade when I invented teraraway pants. Was there?
They were already were invented. You submitted something already been invented,
and we looked up the patent for teraway pants and
it was like from fifteen years before you had submitted
your I would say this is more like an artist
getting sent home on American Idol and then then making
it big. Correct. There's only one member of Congress who

(15:25):
ever had a number one hit? Can you name them?
Claude Akin, he's never been in office. He Ramby didn't win.
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. He's on the board. No,
but the board is differently Congress. He could be a local.
But only one member of Congress who ever had a
number one hit, so nobody gets at this front. He

(15:47):
was in a duo. Oh damn Shay, No, neither one
of them have served. Okay, we need another hint. I
just gave you one and Sonny Bono. Yeah, Sonny had
a number one hit with I Got You Babe while
he was a member of the House Representatives from nineteen
ninety five to nineteen ninety eight. That's amazing, that's pretty crazy,

(16:08):
it's pretty cool. That's fun. Fact Friday, It's time for
the good News. Back in May of two thousand and six,
Michael Sutton and Kelly Phillips went out to celebrate Kenny's
eighteenth birthday. There was an altercation. Somebody got killed, but

(16:29):
they pinned it on Michael and Kenny, so falsely convicted,
they were in prison, sentenced to fifteen years. Well, the
Innocence Project, which is a nonprofit that gets people out
of jail of they're innocent, they defended them in court.
They figured out that they were innocent. They got out
so recently. They're thirty three years old. Now they were eighteen.
Then Wow, they got out, which is awesome. But at
the same time, the University of Akron gave him a

(16:51):
full scholarship to go to college and get a degree.
I'd imagine that much time. Yeah, you're thirty three years old,
the life and you all that time that you have
to build, just get your resume, career, family all gone.
They do get money too, And I remember covering this
too when I was working news. Enough it's never enough money, man,
all those years, teen twenty grand a year or something.

(17:12):
And the Innocence Project lunchbox is at who was trying
to get Stephen Avery out of jail. Yeah, there was
a lady out of Chicago she worked for the Innocence
Project there and she took his case and man, she
never got him out. That's the guy from Making a
Murderer on Netflix. Yeah, the Wisconsin guy, don't you know. Yeah.
And the crazy thing is some states you don't get
any money. It's state by state basis. Glad those two

(17:36):
guys are out. Yeah, they laughing over them. Thank God
for the Innocence Project. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. It's the eases trivia
game that's ever existed. It's called easy Trivia. The category
is Bobby Bones shows side hustles. What two members of
the show are pursuing acting on the side, Eddie, you're

(18:00):
the champ, you go first? Yeah, that's Amy and Lunchbox.
Correct Morgan. What member of the show coached his son's
basketball team? Amy? What remember the show once drove for Uber? Right? Correct?
And Lunchbox. What member of the show edits a sheep
magazine as a side hustle? Morgan? Correct? O, good, okay,

(18:21):
look there we are. Yeah, that one's so easy. By
the way, Lunchbox and Amy both have a yellow card
to start the game. Any lip at all, you get
a second and that kicks you out of the game
any lip at all? Yeah, don't say anything right now, Guys,
Eddie has on the tr because he is the champion.
They're all quiet. Easy trivia. The category of sesame Street characters.

(18:46):
Oh my favorite, Eddie. What's the name of that big
yellow bird? That is big bird? A good job? Now?
If you miss it, by the way, you're gonna hear
this sound. Do not want? What's the name of the
bright red character with the orange nose? Correct? Ammy? What's
the name of that green character who lives in a
trash can lunchbox? What are the name of the two

(19:09):
characters who lived together and are complete opposites? Burton, Ernie?
Good job? Next category, fast food association. Question one, Eddie,
what fast food restaurant has famous golden arches McDonald's. Good job, Oregan.
What fast food restaurant has car hops? It sometimes bring

(19:31):
your order on roller skates. That's Sonic. Good job, Amy,
whose mascot is a cow even though they specialize in chicken? Lunchbox?
What fast food restaurant would you associate the colonel with
Kentucky Front Chicken? You're all still in, You're all still in.
I don't hear much coming from YouTube. They're real quiet

(19:51):
home appliances. In your next category, A vita mix is
a type of what household appliance? Eddie Bland A mix
that's a that's like a blender. Correct. A roomba is
a robotic version of what household appliance? Morgan, Amy, what's

(20:11):
the name of the small countertop convection oven designed to
simulate deep frying without submerging the food and oil? Good lunchbox?
What many home appliance did Amy get for her daughter's
birthday last year so she could put in a room?
What easy? What many home appliance did Amy get for

(20:32):
her daughter's birthday last year so she could put it
in her room? We probably talked about it three times. Yeah, yeah,
but that I the only thing that you could go
in your room, though, would have to be a refrigerator.
What many home appliance did Amy get for her daughter's birthday?
A many for you to direct? You don't have to
get mad. I didn't. I just got it right, easy, Yeah,

(20:55):
take it easy. I don't know if that was easy.
The category is famous fruits Eddie and cartoons. What fruit
is used to trip characters? Oh? Bananas? Morgan? What fruit
lends its name to all of the following, A record
label founded by the Beatles, the daughter of Gwen Paltrow

(21:17):
on Chris Martin and the company. Tim Cook is the
current CEO of I only get this because the last
one Apple, Amy? What kind of fruit is SpongeBob live
in a pineapple? Correct? Lunchbox? What phone was named after
a fruit and is known for the keyboard on the

(21:37):
front of it? What phone named after a fruit is
known for the keyboard on the front of it? Keyboard
on the front of it? I don't understand what that means?
What are you doing with your phone? Well, I'm looking
at my phone. I mean it has a keyboard on
most of its devices. It's known to have a keyboard.

(22:00):
A man five seconds? Apple, BlackBerry, BlackBerry. I don't know what.
I don't know what? Yes, you do? You know what
it is? Does? Lunchbox has been eliminated? Famous websites Eddie?
What website would you rank your friends in a top eight?

(22:23):
The top eight? Oh? Is that my space? Correct? Morgan?
What's the name of the social media website found a
by Mark Jarkerberg? Good Amy? What's the name of the
website that Elon Musk has been the CEO of since
twenty twenty two Twitter. Good Moving on, We're going fast, guys. Professions, Eddie.

(22:45):
A standard courtroom setting has attorneys, juries, Bayliff's, stenographers, and
what other robed profession that's a judge? Correct Morgan. What
do you call a person who plans, designs, and oversees
the construction of buildings an architect? Good Amy. What do
you call a person that makes things from wood, including
houses and furniture a carpenter? Good job days, roll through

(23:09):
that one? Country music band members? Country music band members
Johnny Cash, Whyale and Jennings, Willie Nelson, Chris Christofferson. What
about what name the highwayman? Correct Morgan. Philip Sweet is
a member of what country band? Correct Amy? Randy Owen
is a member of what country band? Alabama? Correct? Wow? Wow?

(23:30):
One more category we go to sudden debt speed. The
category is types of doctors, Oh, Eddie, what do you
call a doctor who focuses on the health of infants, children, adolescents,
and young adults pediatrician? Good Morgan. What do you call
a doctor that specializes in feat Oh, it's not pediatrician,

(23:53):
but it's um I'm not gonna say it because it's
gonna come out wrong anything. What what? What? All that
sounded wrong? And all that was very that's a pediatrist, Yeah, Amy,

(24:14):
How do you call a doctor that specializes in the brain, Amy,
a neurologist? Correct? Here we go, okay, carry around. You
get three questions. Focus The first category buzzing with your
name nerd culture? No, Stanlee is associated with what comic? Amy?

(24:36):
Spian incorrect? Eddie stan Marvel correct? Wow, stan Lee, dude?
That first, I'll fire your dog? Your dog And I'm like,
I don't know Stanley that. I was like, I was
ready to say, Bobby bones school. Category is out of space?

(25:02):
What's the hottest planet in our solo? Sist? Amy incorrect?
Eddie Mars incorrect? Venus. Oh, this is what I was
trying to remember the other day. So dumb internet abbreviations.
Final one, What does BCC stand for? Amy? Blind copy

(25:30):
coffee sitter? Wow? Wow, I thought she had it, Eddie
blind carbon copy correct Edie, you blew that a big,
big win. Thank you very much. Eddie is our champion.

(25:51):
That was stressful. I'm tired. Thank you. Let's do this.
Here's a voicemail from Ashley. You might not believe this,
but I'm from New Hampshire. There is a lot of
us that live here. No, not everybody is super nice,
but yeah, for the majority we are but born here,
raised here, work here, and now raising my kids here.

(26:12):
And it's actually a pretty amazing state. You're right, So
just had to let you know that we do exist.
We do and I like to call this state Goss Country.
It's actually pretty amazing. You should come visit. Sometimes I'm
afraid I wouldn't be able to find it because it
doesn't really exist, and anybody could say this here. Listen
to my friend Lunchbox is also from New Hampshire. I
love New Hampshire. It's so peaceful here. It's wonderful. Everybody

(26:33):
is so nice, there's no crime. Are you born there? Yeah?
I was born and raised there. Oh are you still there?
Y'are still there? Right now? Are you there? Right there?
They see? How easy to say that he's there right now?
Okay he sounded like you was lying though. No, but
I would love for you guys to come visit a might.
Thanks for the invite. Oh you go? Are you there?
He goes right there? That's not true? Yeah, that really
threw me off. Shavanda from Virginia has this. I have

(26:55):
a morning corny for Amy. How does a butcher entered
his wife meet Patty? Thank you guys, love the show's
pile of stories, Bobby, I know you love cereal love
and I miss it on whole thirty and it sucks.

(27:15):
I can't have it. Go ahead, Well, when do you
eat it morning? Morning? And then also sometimes at noon,
and then sometimes I'll do it for dinner after dinner,
then sometimes late night and then again in the morning.
I love cereal. It's my favorite, and I can't have
any Well, they're not having to market this towards you
because you're good. But cereals are now making nighttime versions

(27:37):
so that people will eat with a lamp on it. No,
I don't need a nighttime version. They're adding like herbal
blends and vitamin minerals like you won't taste them. No,
I don't need they don't. Don't tell me. It's like
zinc folic acid beers. Cookie Crisp doesn't have folic acid.
They should never have folic acid. What the cereal will
do is promote natural melotonin production. They're or you can

(28:01):
eat it at nighttime. It's not going to disrupt your sleep.
The flavors are Blueberry Midnight and Honeymoon Glow. Oh those
don't sound bad, but what's the brand? Well, uh, that's
what I'm saying. Like it sounds like that's like a
frosted flay or a post post. The maker of a
honey Bunch of Boats and raisin brand. They're putting out
a whole line of sweet Dreams. I hear you. It's

(28:23):
just another way to sell cereal. I just don't like
that they're listing folic acid. It doesn't help my cereal experience.
It's good, it's good if it's in there. And I
also like the nighttime Okay, we make boxes of nighttime cereal.
When you start putting herbs and cereal, that's like dinner. Yeah,
you eat herbs and dinner. I don't think you're gonna

(28:44):
taste like basil. I do because they told me it's
in there. No, no, no, it's like onions. My wife
chops them up. If she tells me, I'm like, I
don't like onion, that taste them. If she doesn't tell me,
I never taste them, and the mill's over and she's like,
I chopped the onions in there yes, okay, well it's
gonna take taste just like your daytime cereal. I don't
believe it at all. Okay. I got two sisters that
are in their hundreds, one of them Shirley who's one

(29:05):
oh six, and her younger sister, Ruthie, who's one hundred
and three, and they're sharing tips for a long, happy life.
You ready, genetics, but they're both alive genetics. They say,
get your steps in. They try to hit ten thousand
steps a day, cultivate connection with people, read wisely, eat moderately,

(29:27):
and then the number one thing, focus on the positive.
Oh that sounds great. All right, now I can't stop
focusing on a nighttime cereal because the herbals and zins
does not sound good. All go ahead. Tim mcgrawl has
a leper contattoo. I bring this up because it's Saint
Patrick's Day, which I feel bad because at first I
was like, oh, yikes, what did he do that? But

(29:50):
it's something special that he got a few years ago
in New Orleans with his brothers in honor of their
late father, Tug mcgrawl. He loved Sa Patrick's Day and leprecrons,
so they all got tattoos. To remember him. I find
people who love Saint Patrick's Day are either Irish and
it's kind of their brand because I'm an Irish America,
or they just love to drink. Yeah, that's about it.

(30:13):
There's no in between, right, Like why else would you
like it? So I don't know which one Tim. I
don't know if tim's Irish or not or old tug
he's a mc graw, dude, it's Irish McGraw, Yeah, mc
Why do you go mc grawl because mc before a
last name is Irish because we kind of go or
if it were, oh, oh mcrawl too, and I would know,

(30:37):
like Tim olmcrawl. I think it's the same. Okay, I Amy,
that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of story. It's
time for the good news. We're gonna do a little
time travel here. Back to two thousand and fifteen, William
Daniels goes to the convenience store buys a lottery ticket

(31:00):
one hundred thousand dollars. Winter who pretty cool, right? Well then,
now he's thirty one years old. He bought another scratch
off and he won fifty thousand dollars, and he said
he knows how he did it. It's the long hair. Back.
In two fifteen, he had long hair cut. It didn't win. Again.
He grew his hair back out fifty thousand dollars boom.

(31:22):
So if you want to win the lottery, have long hair.
That's what you take from this. Yep, when you grew
your hair out, did you win the lottery? Now? I
had it long too. The lunch pockets screw his hair out?
Or a bet? Oh man, Yeah, you and your buddies bet.
Why how much money? We bet one thousand, two hundred
dollars that I would not get a haircut for one year.

(31:42):
There was alcohol involved, and one guy bet me a thousand.
The other guy bet me two hundred and Six months
into the bet the thousand dollars better got a girl
pregnant unplanned, and I said, hey, man, we can back
out of the bet. We don't have to do this.
He's like, Noah, Man, don't worry about it. Just because
I have a kid doesn't mean I won't pay you.

(32:04):
All right, that's on. Kept it a year, never got
pain because he could at least cut his hair at
six months. Yeah, he kept it going. Now, another twist
of the story is he grew his hair out He
was always I look like Tom Brady because Tom Brady
had his hair long. Everybody told me that Tom, No,
nobody did. Secondly, he was lunch, He's like, I'm gonna
donate this because I have it this long. Let's just
donate it locks of Love. Yeah, And so what happened.

(32:27):
So I shipped into Locks of Love and they were
supposed to send me a gift certificate saying, oh, you
we used your hair, and they rejected my hair. They
rejected his hair. Oh we think it got used in
the oil spill, right, yeah, we think they're threw in
the ocean. So it helped him pick up the oil. Yeah,
at the same time in the golf yeah. Yeah. But
I mean I was trying to get a make a
wig out of me and they didn't want it. He

(32:47):
wanted somebody else to have his hair, Like how cool
would that have been? So I'm walking around with my
but it had been cool that they needed the hair
and we're using its fighting. No, No, you were like
I owned them. Yeah, that's my that's my hair. Yes,
and they even accept it. Like I'm at the grocery store,
I'm like, yo, that looks like my wig. Man, all right,
the story though, that you brought to us, which I

(33:09):
don't even know if that's good. His story was, if
you have your hair grown long, you win the lottery. No,
that's according to William Daniels. He bought a house with
his first winnings and the second one he's gonna pay
for his wedding. I mean, not a bad deal, not
a bad deal for him. But I don't know that
it was his hair. That's what it's all about, right there.
That was tell me something good. Here's a voicemail we
got from Kaylee in Kansas. Hey, Bobby, my wedding is

(33:31):
one month out and my cousin's daughter, who also listens
to the show, is going to be my flower girl.
I was just curious if you think it's funny, or
maybe people think it's dumb. But since Easter's coming up,
what if she used a fluffy chicken basket as her

(33:52):
flower girl basket. I think it's funny. My cousin thinks
it's funny. We are curious that you all thought on
the show. I think you think it's funny. Go for it.
It's Easter, sure, and it's your wedding. Do you put
our chicken costume? It's your wedding. That's where I thought
we were going. My bog her go down doing the
chicken dance. Yeah, I think it'd be funny. I don't
think anyone's gonna go, oh, how low class is she

(34:13):
with the easter basket. I mean you could have an
easter drag hunt, sure, while you're at it, and one
of them has the ring in it and then finger
that's good. Yeah, I wouldn't do that because someone will
lose that egg for her. But yes, do it. You
obviously like it, you think it's funny, go for it's
your wedding. Have fun. Okay, let's go over now and
get in the morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Why did

(34:38):
the genie get mad? Why did the genie get mad?
Someone rubbed him the wrong way? That was the Morning Corny.
A sign for blind Karaoke. It's nineties country edition. Abby's
are returning champion. So she will perform last today. So

(35:00):
I'll spind the wheel song. Whatever the song is, that'd
be heads. Carolina tells California. You would have to perform
that song with no words in front of you. That
means sing it best you can get the words right,
best you can if you don't know the words, then
just make it a passion. Come on, show passion, show energy.
That's right. And today, who wants to halla a twenty dollars?

(35:23):
Make you hallo if you win. I mean, I don't
even need to do it for the money. This is
for the love of the pay So if you win,
you get love the fans. I do it for the fans,
but I will take the money, all right. So nineties
country up. First is Amy. Before we introuce our judges,
Amy ready to spend. Oh yes, all right, let's Amy
will be performing. What do you mean? What's what do

(35:44):
you want? With no words? Straw Oh, strawberry wind? You
can have your pick. We're missing out button there. Do
you want strawberry wine or dust on the bottle? Okay,
she'll do dust on the bottle? Really, Davidlye Murphy, that's true.
That's that's a good pick. I think about that. Yeah,
you definitely want to have a song this kind of
upbeat unless you can nail it. Now, let's meet our judges.

(36:05):
First of all, he's our head writer. If you hear
a game, he probably wrote it. He's quiet Mike, he's
movie Mikey is Mikey everybody, Mike my favorite due on
the show. Also best podcast out there. There's a big
country music seminar in town this week. So we have
one of our program directors from w m I L
and Milwaukee. She does afternoons and she's a program director.

(36:25):
It is Shannon. Everybody, Hi Shannon. You have a last
name or no on the show on your radio name,
I just go by Shanna Quinn. I keep the Quinn
in there showing you got do you guys like it
so much, just the personalities, the energy you should bring.
She has great stories, really relatable. What's your favorite story
that she said? I'm talking about her cat? What's what's

(36:46):
her names? What's your cat's name? Olivia Wild? Yeah? Oh
that's right after freaking Olivia Wild? No the other Okay,
it doesn't matter, Okay, did like Taylor Swift, I'll be
the third judge. Winner gets twenty bucks. What you'll do,
Shanna is you'll just go one to five and so
here you can write their score down on the back

(37:08):
of that paper and I'll take it at the end.
And it doesn't have to be the best thing or
it's you know, you gotta There are no rules about judging,
I know, but she never dr Amy. Are you ready? Yeah?
Blind karaoke? She's doing dust on the bottle? Hey, Ray,
would you play a little bit of the rules, Yes,
a little on the bottle? You have verse and chorus.

(37:33):
Amy's up first, blind karaoke. Let's go am going in? Okay,
what are you looking at me? For? You? You in?
I'll cue you in. It's not time yet too, Yes,
all right, ready go? Creo williams limb down the dirt road,

(38:01):
made homemade wine like nobody I know. I stop by
one Friday night and said, can you help me? Creo?
I got a little girl wait and no man, I
want to treat her ride. He said, I got what
you need. Son. As it head down to the cellar.
He reached through the cob webs and turned on the

(38:23):
lot and said, the movie I like a dust on
the bottle. You don't let a fool you about what's
inside the movie, A little dust on the bottle. But
I was, don't you happy? And you will get yeah? Yea.

(38:46):
Let me just say this before we write our scores down.
Everybody sort of looking at me like I was about
ground singing for Amy. There was in the track and
if it was suck an egg. Yeah, why, yes, that
was good. But it wasn't it was in that track. Okay,
we all looked at you. Second of all, great job.
You got ninety five percent of the words right to
the chorus, which is odd. Usually you missed the other words.

(39:10):
Little words you said. Little girl was a little bit, Amy,
What key were you singing in? I think he says
a little girl in the song you got a girl.
I don't think he's a little girl teenager? Check on that, Mic,
I have no idea. Maybe it's a great job. Write
your scores down, Mike, playing to write you score down? Edie?
What key were you singing in? Because it wasn't the

(39:32):
one that was playing. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
it's a little girl, right, I'm toned down? Wow? Really
little girl, I would say fully toned? Your tone disturbed? Eddie,
give me the key? So you do it? Well? I
got to hear it. I'll know it. Well, I gotta
hear it. Okay, next up, Hey, Amy performing, it's Eddie,
get it. Let's go programs twenty bucks and the championship.

(39:59):
Eddie gets close twinning a lot of times. Yeah, because
he can actually singing. Here's the deal. I can sing,
but I'm not good with words, so the words are wrong.
And then you guys, sometimes you can have I'm gonna
nail this, and then you don't get any of the
words right. You're like, well, like, let me tell you.
If we land on calling baton rouge, oh, it's it's over,
and what way you're gonna nail I'm gonna nail it. Okay,
here we go, let's spin. Let's go ba riche one

(40:31):
not away, but it's back on dust on the ball.
We're not doing that song again, No we're not. But
for now one whatever it's closest to. If it lands
on the same one, let's not talking about this time.
Didn't they get to pick no buge? Okay, okay, ready,
let's spin. Amy's going full dappy duck okay, Oh no, no, yeah,

(41:00):
it was the exact same. Let me say this. This
is Dina Carter Strawberry Wine. Eddie should know every word.
He No, we had to play with her. Yeah, she
played at our show show. We learned all the music.
We had to play it sing background for her, So
he should have an advantage. You know, I learned the
guitar part I didn't sing any of this on stage.
Do you pay attention? Here's the deal though this song.

(41:21):
I had my first kiss too, so I always remember
this song nineteen sixty three. Well, you know it's a
special kiss that I remember, special kids. Yea yeah. So
what is this like? High school? Junior year? Right? You
would have been in college? No? No, no, here we go,
Eddie doing back in Yeah? High school? Would you play

(41:42):
a little bit of the roal song? Ray? Do you
want to shout out this? I don't. I wouldn't need it.
I don't. You're married four kiss right, it's a long
time ago unless it with her that wasn't okay? Ray?
Are you ready? Hit that button? And now performing strawberry Wine?

(42:06):
It is producer ready, Diana? This for you. That's due
a carter. He was working to call on my grampas farm.
I was thirsting for knowledge and he had a car.

(42:36):
I was caught somewhere between a woman and a child.
One restless summer, we found love growing wild on the
banks of the river well beaten path. It's funny how
those memories they last, like a strawberry one sepentine, The

(43:04):
hot line move the first test of whoa bitter sweep
the green, it's the green on the part black strawberry Wine. Okay,

(43:24):
there shining moments. Didn't know the words? I got all
the words. Yeah that's what I mean. You were all like,
I don't know words? Yeah, sandbagging amy, that's what you do.
You know what the judges are like, Wow, he's so good,
you shine. You gave up a couple of times of
teen like there were a high notes you didn't quite
go after. Oh dude, I went after him. I did

(43:45):
you hear me? Crack? Yeah there you good job. It's
pretty good though, Hu, that's pretty good. Pretty were already clasped. Okay,
all right, righteous scores down there. He is Eddie strawberry Wine. Yeah, alright,
our judges shannaz in likes and I'm in okay. Oh
next is lunchbox. All time, you're like, you're gonna go,
we'll take a little break. We're gonna come back and

(44:05):
go with you in a second. Do you want to
spend for your song? Now? No? No, no, that's because
then you guys will accuse me of Google one. We're
watching it because I been tempted to Google. We literally
are watching you. We know you're not gonna google that
was wait, let's wait, let's wait. How do you want it?
Gonna do? I say, spind the wheel? What? Why? Okay?
Find spin? What do you guys want to come back?

(44:28):
I want to see I tell you what spin it
and you can decide if you like it or don't
like it? I like it? I like that off. Okay,
we can say take it or paths. I can like
it or I can love it. Here we go. Let's
say that what nine these country songs? A lunch box
you have? I like it? I love it like t wait,

(44:51):
I like it. I love it? Tim McCaw. Now do
you want to go with it? Or do you want
to spend again? If we spend again, we'll wait till
after the break. Um, I think gonna keep it? Okay,
I like it? You love What do you want to
do with it? I gonna love it? You'd spend it again?

(45:13):
You can be on heads. Carolina tells California, I've heard
of that one before. You could do the grundy his head.
I know. Do you want to keep this one or
do you want to move to another one? That's your pick? Well,
we'll come back. We'll spend again. Blind karaoke lunchboxes. Next,

(45:37):
Oh yeah, by the way Amy went and Eddie went
killed it Morgan, Now you're not judging. Who do you
feel like? Did the best of those two? Amy? Ready? Oh?
Amy by far? Never been at the history he was
off today. I don't know. I was going on. It's
had a tough song. No, no, he tried to sound
like a chick. Well that's tough. I did. You gotta

(45:58):
make the song your own age with a mic in
his hand? Yeah, are you ready? I'm ready? Which song
would you like if you got to pick if any
of these nineties country songs to sing with no words
in front of you, I'll be honest, I don't know
any of them. All Right, here we go, let's stand. Oh,
come on, I like it. I love it, same one.

(46:19):
There you go. It was meant to be. That's not
the song. Okay, They're a song meant to be. If
it didn't sound like that Georgia line, meant to be,
meant to be, meant to be man, Rest in peace sales, guys,
they're still I didn't die. They didn't know. When you play,
I like it, I love it from the I want

(46:43):
some more. I try, I can't rise above it. Country
girls love it? I I want some more? Who Ray,
are you ready? You know? I know that's that part?
Why is every time if you go to Nash Brenners
gamage on they score goal, they play that clip on
the jumpbo truck. What about the rest of song? I

(47:04):
don't even know how it starts? Okay, here we go,
tim a girl, I like it. I love it? HEDI
on a kim in. Yeah, I got you? Oh ho oh,
I know what? Okay to enjoy the spark? Yeah, oh yeah,
I'm enjoying it. Get the nighting baby, take you something back?

(47:25):
Where were you? Maybe not been alive? Oh? There's this girl.
I see her walking over there and she gives me
that stare and I'm like, oh, if I don't get
some sleep, I'm gonna get fired. I want to see
the phrase. But I haven't seen him play all year.
You know why? Because there's a honey in my truck
and we're driving down the street. She puts her hand

(47:47):
on my leg, and you know what I say? I
like it, I love it. I want some more of it.
I try to rise above it, but I can't get
no sleep. Whoa, I like it? I love it. I
tried to rise some bu but I can't because she's
starting hurt down by pain? Can I love to do?

(48:19):
That was something he went for only fans like song.
Okay huh, but he does say something about the brake.
I was seeing the brads, but that line riot, Yeah,
a lot of passion, a lot of energy there. How
does that song start? I spent nights on dollars and
that in the county bear Bear? Oh yeah, yeah, okay,

(48:45):
luxbox A nice shot. Whoa have seen? You ain't ever
seen something like that? That was something they don't do
it like that in Wisconsin. Oh they do not. Wow
my judge, I'm a judge. And Shannon that pickup truck.
There's a program director and I don't walk? Is then judging? Okay,
thank you lunch. I don't even know how to do
that exactly. It's just whatever you want to vote on

(49:06):
passion singing, it doesn't matter what do you what would
you give yourself? Definitely fived all around. Like if you
ever go to a karaoke bar and you get up there,
if that's how you do it, like you just bring
the energy. You don't want someone up they're going, I mean,
who cares you know the words. If you're having If
you know the words, you stand there are boring, lame

(49:27):
everybody booze gets bored. Okay, thank you, Abby? How you
doing good? You're a returning champion. And I don't even
think those headphones word. I didn't hear any of the music.
They're screaming. It wasn't turned up. I just turned it up.
You're screaming and you were dancing and stomping. It's hard
to hear. I was a good dance. It was pretty good. Abby.
Are you ready? Yeah? What song would you like on
the wheel? On a fast one? I mean Caroline her jam, Yeah,

(49:52):
but fast. I don't really like the songs. Are you ready? Yep?
For the champion. We moved here to be a singer
just sing. You know. Here we go, let's spin where

(50:13):
we got heads, Carolina, come on, hey, it is what
it is. I didn't spend it. You can't crap. Don't
say you didn't spend it. Didn't spend it with any
purpose of trying to land on anything. Let's go. Here
we go, abbey us. Now you guys sing our defending
champion heads. Carolina tells California, do you need to hear it? Right.

(50:37):
We played the original song I don't want by the way,
she has no words in front of her. It's blind
karaoke final performer, our returning champion. Go ahead, Oh yeah,
here we go. Put your hands together. No, oh, it's
just Bobby one cloud baby? Want to you say? We

(51:03):
just get a last leave this one horsetail like two
rebels without a come. I got people in Boston at
your daddy's standing. He can pack up tomorrow tonight. Let's

(51:25):
clip a con has killing Tails, California, somewhere green, somewhere
warmer up in the mountains down by the Oshan. Don't
matter as long as we're going somewhere together. I've got

(51:46):
a corner has kimel tails, California. All right, Hey, what
was your voice coach saying about that? You hear you
she messed with you when you were performing. No, because
you don't have a mike. Yeah, seriously, guys, we could
turn it on. She could wave and be like I
like to talk good. She didn't. She chose not to, right,

(52:08):
But why would you mess with her? No? I didn't
mess her. I asked her question. You asked me a
question under my performance. I ask her a question. But again,
I'm the host. Oh sorry, go ahead, host, Hey, how
would your voice coach filler that day? I could do better.
It just isn't as mean when I asked, Yeah, thank you.
Just text me what you mean to ask, and I
ask me to sound softer. Thank you, thank you. Okay,
now the judges are gonna look at our scores. Here.

(52:31):
I have Mike's shann if you pass me yours, so
I have to do whole numbers. I didn't even ask. Yes, oh,
whatever you got, I'll take. Okay, this is what I did. Great, Okay,
let me ad him up here. It's very like a
point yeah, yeah, yeah, I see that she has point
like point three point seven point? Oh gosh, hey, what
do you give her? Rules? You didn't, so I just

(52:51):
went with it. It's like blind scoring. She didn't know
the rule. She didn't see him, so she does her
own ways. Okay, Amy, total score not that hard account
twelve point five Wow at fifteen, that's that's really good.
Maybe you're highest score, m not maybe, I think that's
definitely yeah. Yeah, crushed it, Eddie. Oh it's not good. Oh,

(53:13):
it's not good. I sang a woman's song. My voice cracked.
Amy had twelve point five, Eddie has eleven point three.
It's not good at all. Many Lunchbox all over the
board here, all right? Yeah, I bet I am. He
keeps like hopping like it's whole lunchbox. Yeah, let's go

(53:35):
so Amy has twelve point five, Eddie has eleven point three.
Lunchbox has five point seven. Oh wow, that's an all
time low. Judge doesn't know how to judge. She does? Actually, Yeah,
what'd she give me a point seven? No? She gave
you a two point seven? Yeah, you're welcome. Then what
the hell did you guys give me? I give you
a two? Wow? You gave me a boy? No, we

(53:57):
never know we were there? I mean Amy twelve point five? Abby? Yes,
oh no, twelve point okay seven pulls it out by
point two. I got lucky, Abby. Why don't you sing
us out with a little bit of they don't impress

(54:20):
any much. Yeah, here's our champion, Abbey. I think, yeah,
let's go girl. They should be the title of your performance.
He's yeah, I know a few guys who think they
were pretty smart, but you got me and right down

(54:42):
to and on. You think you're a genius. You're driving
me off the wy or regular original know it all.
You think you're special, I think it's something else. Okay,
so you got a car that don't impress me much? Okay, money,

(55:08):
Thanks for shann up for our station in Milwaukee. She
had a great job. Thank you for having me judge
the crap out of that hilarious that Mike gave us one.
Let's be honest. I felt it was a little long
my self, but it is what it is. We'll be
back in a second. I'm gonna tell you why Martina
McBride's awesome, But first a few of her songs that
are massive nineteen ninety seven, a Broken Wing in two

(55:32):
thousand and three and number one hit with this One's
for the girls. I told her I was seeing that
loud of the concert or she'd be like, you're not
a girl, and she was like, there are a lot
of dudes to sing that song. And then finally you'll
know this one Independence day. So this is me talking

(55:57):
to Martina and we talked about west song is get
the biggest reaction at the show, her singing demo, and
how she kind of tricked them so she got a
shot at a record deal. Martina McBride listen to this
right here on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Martina McBride,
did you know you would go to Nashville eventually or
was it let's just see where it takes me. No.

(56:18):
I always dreamed of making records and doing, you know,
doing the big thing. But I knew I had to
find songs. So I go to these publishing companies and
walk up down walk up and down music row and
knock on the door and say, I'm a singer and
I want to get a record deal. Can you play
me some songs that I can record for demos? And
they're like, um, sure, come on in. It was so
odd that they were probably slightly welcoming but confused. Yeah,

(56:40):
like this is really not how it works. But okay,
you know, right, you come back with that demo. Do
you when you move here, do you start passing it around?
Are you duplicating it? Or are you like, Okay, this
will get me into another room where I can then
record even more or better song. Yeah. I think we
ended up borrowing some money to move here. So we
pitched that around to every record company. Got turned down
by everybody. Why. I don't know. They just said, we're

(57:02):
not looking. It's not what we're looking for standard answer
it ain't for us. Yeah, And then I made a
second demo. This is all within about a year, year
and a half, and so I made it. We made
a second demo, and I Mike Chapman, the original bass
player guy, said, you know you need to do somebody
had told me at a publishing company size singing demos.
They said, we think we hear that OURCA is looking

(57:22):
to sign a female artist. So Mike Chapman said, you
need to put your demo in an envelope and you
need to write they don't just take stuff off the street,
which I didn't know. You got to write on their
requested material and put a phone number on it. And
I was like, all right, So I went down to
Kinko's and I got this bright purple envelope and wrote
I think John actually wrote requested material Martina McBride and

(57:43):
a phone number. And about three weeks later we got
a phone call from Josh Leo, the head of A
and R at the label who and they wanted to
see a showcase. And we heard through the grapevine there
was like me and two or three other girls. So
we put together a band. We went to ASA clubs.
We did a showcase and they came back that night
and said, come in tomorrow and you've got a record deal.
Why all that that advice of just write requested material

(58:04):
on there so they'll think that they actually were the
ones who wanted this, that that paid off. Sometimes you
can have all the talent in the world, but if
you don't have a way to get that talent to
where it needs to go, it's a tree fallen in
the woods. Yeah, that is so crazy. He's like, just
write requested material and they'll just believe they wanted it
and that they were the ones. We're in control the
whole time. Yeah, and that's it worked. And you know,

(58:25):
on my I think my fortieth birthday, Randy Talmage, the
head of A and R, gave me that envelope. He'd
saved it all those years and he framed it and
gave it to me and now I think it's in
my Hall of Fame exhibit. So it's wild, you know.
I mean, I just think that some things are meant
to be and if you can meet it, you know,
if you have enough enough determination and sort of passion
and perseverance to meet it where it is, you know,

(58:48):
then it's then it, like you said, the dominos start
to fall. Yeah, and it's okay to fall with him.
Whenever you're doing your set now, like what's the biggest
pop when, when? When, what songs starts? What notes it?
And everybody knows this is it. This is the loudest,
for sure, Broken Wing and Independence Day, but this one
is for the girls gets really good response. It's just
such a lift in the show. You know, I think

(59:10):
we'd do it right after Loves the Only House that
guitar Dan Huff guitar riff starts and everybody's you know,
I always say, you know, this is for all my
girls out there, and everybody just stands up and sings along,
and it's a real high high point in the show.
I would stand up a sing along too, and you'd
be like, you're not a girl, but I would you like,
that's tough. I'm here, I love it, So I'm going,
that's so funny you say that, because I always say
I look out there every night and there's inevitably like

(59:33):
the biggest, manliest, burliest guy just standing up and singing
at the top of his lung, and I'm like, I
love you. That would be except without the manly and
burly part, but that would be up there singing at
the top of my launch. That was Martina McBride. And
that was only three minutes. But to hear the full hour,
go search for the Bobby cast on iHeartRadio or wherever

(59:53):
you listen to your podcast. It was fantastic. It was
a story about a woman and she's on a flight.
This is a normal flight, and the girl in front
of her leans her seat back all the way and
then so she's like, hey, was I in the wrong
for just kicking the seat over and over again? Yeah,
you are right, all right? So okay, wait, here's the story.

(01:00:14):
And it's always controversial about people that lean their seats
back on flights, And the whole deal was she gets
on and she goes, look, we were flying. It was
a long flight, but I was trying to eat my
mule and I had to use the back of the
seat where you can flipped down and you put your
food on the little deal there at the tray. Yeah,
and she was like, so she linked it all the
way back. So to get her back, I just kept

(01:00:35):
kicking her seat over and over again. Oh my gosh.
So they kind of got in total fight. Nobody had
kicked off the flight, thank god. But whose team are
you on? Team kicker or team recliner? Now her lunchbox,
Y'll know I'm team kicker. Listen, especially during the meal,
have to respect to lean your seat up so someone
can use the tray behind you. You know that they

(01:00:55):
are trying to use the tray to eat when they
bring you those nice meals to eat. Put your seat up.
You can five minutes of four to put your seat up.
Your legs aren't that long that you need to recline
the entire time. I am all about team kicker. I
hate recliners, but the airplane allows you to do it,
and it doesn't recline back that far and it doesn't

(01:01:16):
affect the tray. What is it like an inch barely?
If that, it's like it's a slide angle. It's a
hitting your leg or anything. But it causes it can
cause the meal to slide off. It's real. And what
great meal are you talking about? Great meal? Yes, and
they have a built like that. You should never kick
someone's seat in front of you for any reason whatsoever. Ever,
if the airline said we're not going to let the

(01:01:37):
seats recline. Okay, then you can't recline the seats. But
if they're allowing those seats to recline, the rule is
you can't recline on when you're going up. You can't
recline on when you're coming down. Otherwise, recline away. That's
what it is. Reclines, not even the word slightly tilt
back to three degrees that lets you tilt back tiny lean.
I'm on team recliner, even though I do try to
have the whereabout all to go. Well, if they're eating,

(01:01:58):
I'm not gonna do it. Sometimes you get a kid
behind you, they WoT stop kicking your seat? Yeah, yeah,
that happens, and that's always awkward because you got to
stand up, be like or sometimes just look and the parents.
I was like, why are you looking at me? Because
they don't know their kids doing it and that's annoying.
Whose team are you? One? Recliner, Eddie recliner. That's what
the buttons for. I mean, the airplane wouldn't they wouldn't
put it on there that they didn't want you to
use it. And if they said, hey, you can't recline

(01:02:21):
during eating twenty minutes, then that would be a rule
you'd have to follow, but there is no rule. Not
everybody eats. You could play drums on the tray like
you know. Yeah, it doesn't say you can't do that
on the plane. So is that okay? Can I play
drums on it? It shakes their seat? You can do
whatever you want. I guess. I don't think there are
any rules against kicking the seat either. Yeah, I don't
see anything. When I get on board. They don't say

(01:02:41):
do not kick. The airplane allows you to go back,
like it literally is made to go back. They made it.
The tray is not made to play the drums on.
You're just doing that to be annoying. Yeah, she's she's
reclining to be annoying when they're eating. Especially, I just
hate reclining. I've never reclined. I'm not a recliner because
I respect the person behind me like anybody. So that
can't be true, because I don't want people reclining into

(01:03:03):
my space and the crowds of my legs, my tall legs.
It's like one inch. It's like this, it's really something
you're in. Your legs are below it. The angrier people
get get this, the more likely they are to gain
weight then they typically would. So if you're an angry person,
you gain more weight than if you're a person that's happier.
Now why you ask Being angry? It leads to a

(01:03:26):
couple things. One, a lack of exercise because you become
consumed with your anger and negative thoughts. You don't want
to be around people like at the gym. Also, it
affects your brain. The hormones are release in your brain,
which then affects your hormones in your body and your
weight loss or it not even weight loss, just how
your body normally processes weight. So the angrier, how are

(01:03:47):
you not five hundred pounds? Who you? Oh? Come on,
you're mad at everybody? I am mad at everybody. That
is true. But I feel like maybe this is why
Eddie has that belly, is because there's no need we
attack on him. He did nothing. I want to hear
what he has to say. Okay, go ahead. Who's the
angriest one on the road? This dude, he has pent
up anger in his car, He yells at people, He

(01:04:09):
tries to be the uh what do you call the
road vigilante? That's what it's called. And you guys act
like I'm mad on the road. If somebody acts a
fool on the road, I will step in and try
to correct him. That's not big man of the highway,
and it is road rage. And you're not overall angry
and all pretty kind and maybe that's why I have
a little tummy. You've been losing it though. Yah. Yeah.
The American Journal of Epidemiology had that story. They're story

(01:04:32):
about a bus driver in West Virginia. They got a
DUI did you gotta see it? It was bad while
while he was se driving the bus radically with kids
with full of kids, he admitted he had six beers
that day driving a bus. That is off. He can
never drive a bus again, never right, never, no, no no.
That's like one time when I got in a cab

(01:04:52):
and I asked the dude, I've been drinking and he said,
and I said, oh man, how's your night going, because
I'd like to talk to him, try to be nice
because it's awkward when it and he goes, oh man,
just left my buddy's house, had a couple of beers
and smoked, and I was like, all right, I'm gonna
think I'm gonna get out, Like yeah, like what are
you talking? About you had a couple of beers and
smoked No, And why would you say that to your passenger? Well,
you were you were all chill. Yeah, you guys are

(01:05:14):
that you're a chill together. Interesting, we just get in
strangers cars and trust them. We don't know where they've been. Yeah,
there's the joke we had. We were told her whole life,
never get in the car with the stranger, and then
all of a sudden one day it's like, hey, should
getting the car with every stranger because that's the app Oh. Finally,
a man ate a Cadburry cream egg worth twelve thousand dollars.
Why is it worth that much money? He accidentally ate
a promotional Cadburry egg twelve k. It was the half white,

(01:05:39):
half milk chocolate that the company puts out as a
contest and if you have it, they give you like
twelve thousand bucks. But he ate it. Oh, I never
knew this was a contest. It was like, you're looking
for it. I would have bought more of those. So
he can't claim it even though he ate it. How
is he gonna claim it? He's gonna say, I know
he ate there. Listen into the weeds here a guy

(01:05:59):
video himself and his van last week, grabbed a cadberry
cream egg started eating it until his friends go, hey,
that egg doesn't look right. He's like, what do you mean?
The egg was one of the two hundred eighty special
half white, half milk chocolate versions they had put out.
If you find it's worth twelve thousand dollars, he said,
the money will be nice. But he's seeing if they'll
give him at least a little bit of the money. Yeah,

(01:06:20):
they should, because they had him on video. Although that
could be a scam too. If you eat it on
video and you hide something you can edit. You can
always photoshop from the Independent. You like cadbery cream eggs,
no chance. If I'm in the mood, I can eat
cadbery Creamag. What's the cream? That's exactly right. I don't
know what it is, so I don't want to eat it.
It's like it looks like an egg though it looks

(01:06:42):
like egg whites and yolk. Yeah, yeah, it does look like.
That's what I like. The chocolate eggs don't have anything
in the middle. Milk chocolate. Those are great. Yeah, that's
good today. This story comes to us from Baltimore, Maryland.
Hey man pulled up at the gas station and was
mad that it was prepan. They want him to go
in and pay beforehand, so he got out and let

(01:07:03):
his own car on fire. What it is mad about?
Other stuff too? Yeah, shot in the dark. But you
know what, that pre paying stuff gets tricky because like,
I don't know how much I'm wearing exactly, so annoying
and get tricky. You put your credit card in and
then you stop whenever you're done spending. No, No, they
want you to prepay first. So you say, like forty bucks,
but it may be thirty I don't know, right, Sometimes,

(01:07:24):
like the guys, I never pre pay with cash. Oh
I know, I just take my card in. Well, you
can go to the front pre pay with the clerk
with your credit card. Yeah yeah, because the guy's ever
done that. I might be upset too. I might be
so upset I set my car on fire. What I'm saying,
I start understanding that actually not hard. It is hard

(01:07:45):
because you had to go inside and tell them how
much you want, and let let's say you want to
fill it up, and they're like, well, how much is
fill it up? I don't know how much it is
to fill it up. Well, can you go back and
get changed? Yeah? Absolutely, But that's two trips. You know
what I'm saying. That's annoying. Just start your car on fire.
I get That's what I do, right, Okay, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead story of the day. So you did it.

(01:08:05):
Three burn stories in three fire stories in a row. Wow,
let's take a minute and celebrate Lunchbox. Who I had
to find three stories of people burning stuff up in Boneheads?
How do you feel, buddy? Man? It's hard out there,
you know. You look and you dig and you dig
and dig, and man, then fire just lights up the sky.
Yeah there is there is a nice shop. Okay, there's

(01:08:26):
another instance of somebody taking Lunchbox somewhere and then them
coming to me going, this is so embarrassing. Morgan. What happened? Well,
I took him to a suite for a Predators game.
It was a cool connection that we had and invited him,
and he decided to get a bag out from one
of the drawers, which was awkward in the first place,
and then he takes all the food out with him

(01:08:47):
that was there on the table for everyone in the
sweet to enjoy. Okay, he took it home with him.
I mean to get this straight. He goes into a suite,
which at the arena is one of those big boxes,
and in the boxes there are seats, there's all the food,
their TVs. That's where the fancy people are. I've never
paid for a sweet, but I've been in one a
bunch of times because people are like, come, we have
a sweet. Like great, and you go in and yeah,
there's food. Their bathrooms. It's amazing. I've never seen a

(01:09:11):
doggie bag in there. Oh they're in the drawers. But
are they for doggie bag or are they just bags
for something in general? Their bags for something in general,
not for doggie bags. So lunchblocks anything you want to
say to this before I kind of give my verdict.
Oh yeah, they were gonna throw the food away. So
how do you know? Was it night over? Yeah? And
the game's over there? Four minutes left early? Okay? What
was six minutes left in the game? Four to six?

(01:09:32):
I think, right, No, six six minutes left in the game.
So it's the end of the third period of the game.
I mean, it's they're winning too nothing, it's not going
over time. The food's gonna get wasted. I'm leaving, like,
why would I not take me lunch home for the
next day. Did anyone tell you you could do that? No?
Did anyone say you can get in the drawers of
a sweet that you didn't pay for? No? Okay, no
one said I couldn't. No one said law that you

(01:09:54):
can't go. Well, you're no one. I couldn't rob the
I mean you should have seen it. They brought a
dessert card around. I mean, they have bags in Eminem's
in the bottom. I took them home for the kids.
He took three bags on for each kid, and that
almost I don't mind as much as you being in
a suite going digging through drawers, finding bags and taking
stuff out. I don't see the big deal. They had
to go containers you put in the bag, and they

(01:10:16):
had to go contain well, I mean in the drawers.
I had to go in there and find them and
then put it in there. And then they had a
little plastic bags. So I assume it's there for you
to take. What's the ruling here? It does feel like
he didn't do anything wrong, but this happens every if
it's him taking things from Saint Jude to charity. If
it's him taking food from a suite. It's just you know,
if you're gonna take lunchbox, he's gonna find a way

(01:10:37):
to take things home. No, No, they're giving things. Saint
Jude was giving away extra one took four, right, but
they gave away one. Yeah, and you took four different colors. Yeah,
but the colors don't matter. Morgan. Did anybody see him
from the Sweet and go what's happening over there? Yeah?
The girl that ran the Sweet like said later, was like, Hey,
did he take food? And I had to be like,
I think he did, and I'm really sorry about that,

(01:10:59):
and she just kind of brushed it off. But I
think it was really awkward because they pay for all
that food. Yeah, but it's going to waste. How do
you know what's going to waste? But also how do
you know what's going to waste? What are they gonna
do with it? I don't know the answer to that.
But how do you know it's not given to somebody
or something or there aren't rules about taking I don't know.
You're acting like what's going to waste? You don't know
that I know, but you know what you assume, Like
at the end of the night as the buffet you

(01:11:19):
go to, you go to the old Golden crowl at
the end of the night. Guess what, they're not packing
that up and taking it home when they're throwing it away,
but you're not. It's a golden crawl. Here's what I'm
gonna say. You're not in the wrong here, but it's
definitely a theme that people know, and so I think
you can invite it less and less places because it's
they know what you're gonna do and you're gonna embarrass them. Well,
what you're saying is now I'm not saying anything. Okay, look,
thank you, Lunchbox, thank you. I don't team nobody, but

(01:11:42):
that is embarrassing. Have a great weekend, Amy half birthday tomorrow.
Thank you, everybody. Happy birthday whenever it is this year.
Everyone else, everybody, thank you. We'll see you Monday. By everybody.