Fri Full Show: Miranda Lambert Is In Studio + Parker McCollum Is On!

Miranda Lambert stops by the studio to talk about her new album, Postcards from Texas, that is out today, why she does not do encores at her shows and more! Plus, Parker McCollum joins us to talk about his new song "What Kinda Man," confesses a hilarious dad moment and more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good Transmittingla.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to Friday Show, Morris Studio. Miranda Lambert in in
a little bit. I don't want our listeners to be
taken advantage of. I don't care so much about people
that are our listeners. Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, we don't want our listeners to be taken advantage of.
So we do scam alerts all the time, meaning like
these are little things that almost tricked us, or things
we've read in the news that trick people. So we
go scam alert, scam alert, and then we share things. Now,
this one's a very very personal one to me, but
it can happen to anybody, and so I want to
walk through some of this. A couple of these are
voicemails that these are not true. This is not me,

(00:46):
but Ray, give me the first step voicemail there, Hello.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
This is Ari's calling again from Lindsay Fonseka's management office.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
It turns out.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
That someone is using the name of your podcast to
try to scam her, and I hurt Radio confirm that
the email used to reach out to her isn't the
one that they have on files. So I just want
to confirm that she actually isn't booked to tape on Thursday,
so I book.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Anybody I at this moment, maybe I will eventually. Am
not familiar with Lindsey fans Sake or her management office.
So people act like me and we've had issues. People
have scamed, people had of money saying there me, and
now they're trying to like book them for stuff to
get them to pay. This happens all the time. Ray,
please give me the next one.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
I received an email from the Bobby Bones so asking
me to be on an online podcast. I wanted to
confirm that.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
This was legit and not a scam.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
If you could possibly call me back, that would be great.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Again, I got an.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Email from Jeff Martin at online Podcasts with the Bibby
Bones at gmail dot com requesting me to participate in
a podcast regarding my journey.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
She may have a cool journey. Didn't reach out to her.
And again, this is not just to me. This happens
with a lot of known folks. I'm Cole Swindell. I'd
like some gift cards. Well, sometimes that could really be cool,
but if they don't have a blue check mark, it
is not them.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, but on emails there's no check marks.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
If it's a Gmail, it's probably not them. If you
get a text it only has the five digits on it,
it's like, this is FedEx, this is home Depot, this
is that's real because you have to register for that
five digit thing. If it's another what I get all
the time. I get the hey, your verification is going
to be lost on X, which is Twitter, and I'm like, oh,

(02:35):
I am verified, but that's all scammed to go look
at the person sending it, like click into the email
address and then it's like one two three nine or
fur of the job job dot com. So here's another
Ashley Monroe, who I love as a person and an artist.
So they sent this to Ashley Monroe. Hey, this is
Bobby's manager, Jeff Martin. Jeff Martin's I'm a manager. Hey

(02:57):
the race car driver Mark Martin.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Mark Martin?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Was they always come from. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking for
artists online for a multi national brand. We're excited to
offer a three thousand dollars compensation. And so they send
it over and they're like is this what? No?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh wow, So artists are getting emails from quote unquote you, Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
My point is I'm not even famous imagine when they
pick real famous people and that they attack and just
send this out of thousands. In the money they're making, so.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Many people fall for it. But after looking up Lindsay Fanseeka,
we should book her. She's pretty good. Oh you didn't
listen to her music. She's an actress.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh got it.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, she's not even a singer that I know of.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
What has she been in?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
She was in Uh Young and the Restless. Her big
character wasn't How I Met your Mother? She was there,
I think for a few seasons.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, also in kick Ass, in a lot of the movies. Okay, guys,
it's a very if anybody is offering you anything in
the whole world at all, if it's online or in
a white band, don't take it.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
White band.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's so many white bands used to get you back
in my dad drove, I know. And then is a situation.
We want to look out for you, We try to
look out for you, We try to look out for ourselves.
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(04:21):
code bones LifeLock dot com terms of play. LifeLock is
great for situations like this, But I just want to
say publicly, I am not That's not a thing for me.
I'm not trying to book all these people. I do,
but I don't offer money or anything. I also don't
pay people to come on stuff.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
No, that would be weird.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, I just got my LifeLock email. You know, occasionally
they send out the emails telling you all the things
they blocked you from or they saved you from.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I know I see that as I don't want to
look at the whole list because I'm like, oh man,
how many people got into me? Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I like it, like look at them. Interference.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I just trust it. Interference sometimes like we found this
on the dark web. Change your password and that's good.
I'll changed my password immediately on that. Lifelock's awesome forty
percent promo code bones. But scams are out there everywhere.
Be careful. Don't click any links ever, just top clicking links.
It's like a hunger strike link strike period. Don't click
any link.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
Anonymous sinbar, there's a question to.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Be well, Hello, Bobby Bones, I work in a corporate
office for a major jewelry retailer. It is a high
security area in regards to cameras metal detectors. I cannot
wear any clothes with metal because of this. My boss
encouraged us, since we're also in the back to where
sweatpants and leggings, to make it easier on asset protection

(05:42):
to get people in and out of doors to work quicker.
So I went shopping bus some yoga pants. I brought
some home. I put on a pair. My husband got
very upset. My husband said he could see everything and
started yelling that every man was gonna see what I got.
He said if I was gonna wear them in public,
that I need to go up a size or two.
He gets upset when I wear dresses that aren't floor
Oh man, that aren't floor length, dresses that aren't floor

(06:06):
show any floor length? Yeah, show any cleavage, wear anything tight,
there's This is not an exception. I told him this
is a him issue and that I was going to
wear them. He started yelling I should wear jeans. We've
already been fighting all week. Do you think he needs
to get over it or should I hear him out?
Signed professional yoga pants wear. Now, initially I thought to myself,
is this boss a weirdo? Because the boss is like,

(06:26):
all ladies you must wear yoga pants.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Nobody else said sweatpants.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, sweatpants. Even then, though, I feel you like if
I were to come up and we all were in room,
all right, let's have a meeting. I here's what I
want on All ladies wear yoga pants, sweatpants every day.
It's sports bras, it's sports bra security issue would be like,
won't you the weirdest dude?

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Weird?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Right?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
So my first thought was that.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Good boost morello.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
So I'm gonna remove a corporate office, major jewelry retailer
and the metal detector like it takes seven extra seconds
to be like okay, but let's remove that because there
is it's seemingly an issue more than just work here.
The husband that he could see everything, and then other things,
dresses that aren't floor link.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That would have been my first flag well before the
yoga pants.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Show any cleavage where anything tight, no exception. So this
is something between you two that is going to have
to be worked out. But I would say first question
was did you not know this before you married him?
Because If this is something that you've known that he's
extremely conservative with his own and the people around him,

(07:34):
that's going to be a harder battle to gain any
ground in because that's always been the standard that was
set and agreed upon early and I don't like it.
I mean, I would never do that to my wife,
and I don't really like it that he does it.
But it's not my life. So if this is how
it's always been, it's definitely going to be more of

(07:56):
a row upstream. If it's new, why like what happened,
it's obviously gonna have to be a conversation. Is it
worth a fight at home to have to wear clothes?
This is what you really have to weigh. Is it
worth a fight at home constantly to wear a clothes
that aren't.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
A flooralink skirt all the time?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I hear you, I think it's stubator. But what if
it's always been What if it's always been from the
moment you met him, that's always been like, hey, I
would I really want my wife to wear very conservative clothing?

Speaker 7 (08:28):
Oh? Okay?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, and so you've now evolved and you're like, Okay,
I don't want to do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Because again, I don't agree with him, but I'm not him,
and it's not illegal, and if that's been the standard,
I have to at least respect it, even though I
agree with it.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I felt that, yeah, well it's worth a conversation because yeah,
if you dated in long skirts and married long skirts
and agreed upon long skirts, but now you like short skirts,
I you know, that's a conversation.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
It sounds like they've had conversations though, because she said
I told him this is a hymn issue and then
I'm going to wear them, So they've had conversations. My
advice to you is is it worth the concept fighting
at home? If it is worth it, then just buckle up,
because it's gonna take a while for those boundaries that

(09:12):
have been thought and agreed upon to change. It's gonna
be very rough for all. It's gonna be right. If
it's not worth it, wear the stupid dress it's floral
length until he gets his on vacation and go crazy,
go yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
What change in the car you're a teenager, and just
be like, let's talk about this.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
But again they've already talked about it.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
They need to have more, more talks, more talks, third
party something or this.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Does it not like a guy that will go to therapy.
I'll be honest with you, third party. This is not
the guy that goes okay, I agree to go to
therapy with you. This is somebody who's like, I am right.
This is the only I don't like this guy. For
the record, I don't like the guy whomever this hypothetical
guy is. But if it is worth the rough waters
for a long time, then you should fight this because
you don't want to have to live your whole life
like this. But it will be rough for a while,

(09:59):
especially if it's always been agreed upon. If not, you
just have to sneak it. Or what are the dresses me?
I would fight, I'd fight it. How are the people
justice for short skirts?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Or medium skirts? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I be like, this is my body, my clothes if
that should have been way early on. I know. But
just because we're married, you don't own what I do.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
But if that's always been the standard that he's set,
it's it's weird for her to get mad at it now,
whenever she could have chosen to not be married to
a guy that has those stupid rules. I know.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
Hey, yeah, I have other thoughts.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
But I mean, I'm sure everything I say, you're like,
they've probably already said that.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, divorce, Amy's thoughts divorced.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
No, that's not what I'm saying. But it's just it's
just a bummer.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
It's sad the times, which I get.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Maybe he's trying to be protective and he doesn't want
other people looking at her.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
He's a loser. He's a loser. But yeah, yeah, he's
a loser. So if it's worth it, fight it. It's
gonna be rough for a while though. It's gonna be
really rough for a while, and you're gonna have to
give something back in some way, like you're gonna have
to go out and dressed like, hey, maid's tell Mary Poppins,
Mary Poppins. Yeah. Times, Yes, that's a tough I think

(11:08):
he just married a dud. I'm be honest with the end.
On The Bobby Bones Show, Now, Parker McCollum, what's our buddy?

Speaker 9 (11:15):
Hey, not a lot man? Living baby? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Hey? Pretty good baby? How you doing. That's how we
talk to each other, we see each other. We go
cool guy, Hey baby, Hey, My question number one? What
has been? What's been? What's it been like? Living back
in Texas.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
Awesome, greatest thing I ever did.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Man, like, moved back home, Like whose decision was that?
And why'd you move back home? Uh?

Speaker 9 (11:34):
You know, we'd been talking about it.

Speaker 10 (11:35):
I really only moved to Nashville when COVID happened, and
pretty heart was you know, I had my first number
one double platinum song and didn't play a show the
entire time, and I got a little nervous that, you know,
maybe everything I had worked for was gonna be gone
when the world turned back on. So I was like, man,
I better go up there and just you know, kind
of hustle it up a little bit, just to you know,

(11:58):
make sure they don't forget about us. And luckily they
did not. So I was there for almost two years.
And then, you know, I always knew I was going
to move back here, and and I don't think had
COVID ever happened, I would have I would have left
and moved to Nashville. But you know, things happen and
that's the way life goes. But moving back, I've really

(12:19):
really enjoyed it.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
Holley has too.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Where are you now? You at home?

Speaker 9 (12:22):
I'm at home right now.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Those awards behind you? What do you got there? Oh,
is that a real set or do you make that?
Do you do you like put all this stuff together
for the background of when you do stuff like this
or is that really a room and like a vibe
you keep in there because it's very award friendly.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (12:40):
No, it's just this my office. I've got a bunch
of golden platinum stuff on the walls and sam T Awards,
ACM Awards. You know, it's a lot of a lot
of ring light, a lot of cool stuff in here.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Actually, they got a ring light like it's your influencer
with your ring light like that.

Speaker 9 (12:56):
Yeah, it might shout out to my assistant who who
when got that? Out of the club?

Speaker 10 (13:00):
Universal Records just sent me about seven of them.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
This is my this is my ring light debut.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hey, I saw you, and it's possibly one of the
greatest recoveries on stage in the history of stage recoveries.
You slept and that happens to everybody all the time.
And instead of just like slipping and falling, you like
barrel rolled and you're already like a cool dude, like
I see your style, like Parker is super cool. But
when you pulled this off, I was like that's next
level thoughts. Do you remember that, you know, I've been.

Speaker 9 (13:30):
Waiting on the day. I knew it was gonna happen
at some point.

Speaker 10 (13:33):
I've come real close many times, and I've always kind
of prided myself on, you know, the recoveries that I've had.

Speaker 9 (13:41):
But I knew the day was coming.

Speaker 10 (13:43):
And that was my first show back from you know,
two and a half weeks off when when Hallie and
I had the new baby, and you know, I didn't
feel good before I went on stage. I remember telling
my tour major came. I was like, man, I just
don't feel good tonight. And but the crowd was so
so intense as soon as the lights went down, I
mean insanely loud. They're in New Mexico. And that was

(14:06):
during the first song. And I've always said, Bobby, I've
always I knew the day was coming. I knew I
was gonna I was gonna spill at some point in
my career, and I just always said, God, please let
me be able to get up. And that was during
the first song. So had I fallen and like broken
something or tore something and couldn't get up and had
to stop the show, that's a much different aftermath than
you know, just busting your button hopping back up.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
So it was so cool. It almost looked purposeful. It
almost looked like that was part of a move.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
It was.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, but heft to it every show and eventually but yeah,
I know, it was like one of the coolest falls
turned into a I'm Parker and I'm an athlete, and
I sing songs that I've ever seen talk about the
baby tell me a baby story.

Speaker 9 (14:43):
Well, you know, it's kind of funny.

Speaker 10 (14:44):
I came home yesterday and Hallie had gotten what they
call pe petpis and it's a little it looks like
a little cloth cone that goes over where the baby
p's from because he's He's been being on me quite
a bit when I've been changing as diaper, so I've
I've had my son has has peed on me more

(15:08):
than once and very high up in the area's got
great great distance, really gets it.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
From his dad. Right, it's a genetic I'm sure.

Speaker 10 (15:17):
I'm six three and it's it's it could go over
my head. So now we have the ppetps.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
So they're major Yancey Tyler McCollum, Am I correct on that,
you are correct?

Speaker 10 (15:28):
Why all the names, Well, I wanted to My middle
name is Yancy. That's my mom's side of family. And man,
I've always taken a ton of pride in and the
people that I come from, and always really really tried
to represent my family the best that I could, you know,
kind of being in the public eye a little bit,
and always had that top of mind and wanted to
make them proud of of, you know, not just what

(15:49):
I was doing in country music, but you know, the
way I was carrying myself in all situations. And so
I wanted to you know, I knew McCollum was already
going to be you know, kind of carried on because
it's my last names, and Yancey's my middle name. And
then Tyler is my brother's name. My sister had four
kids use everybody's name but his. So I felt like
I felt like we had to get him in there somehow.
And he's the one who really inspired me to be

(16:10):
a songwriter.

Speaker 9 (16:11):
And you know, as I was a.

Speaker 10 (16:13):
Small kid, so and then I was watching the UT
football highlights University of Texas, the real UT one one
day and and uh, I said, man, major McCollum would
be cool. But I wanted to call him Yancy Tyler
and have him go by Yancy Tyler and call him
Yancy Tyler, but she she could never commit to it,
so we we found a happy medium and major Yancy Tyler.

Speaker 9 (16:36):
McCollum.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Are you offended because I'll just follow this guy like
three more questions. But whenever the SEC brought Texas in,
they did go with Tennessee as the real UT where
UT is listed in Texas t e X. So your
thoughts on that?

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Yeah, I mean I think, you know, University of Texas
is extremely superior to the University of Tennessee, and so
I fully understand you. University of Tennessee has been in
SEC for a long time and University of Texas is
brand new. But they're they're lighted it up right now,
so I don't think they'll have any problem, you know,

(17:11):
dethroning University of Tennessee is the real UT here pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah. Maybe every year they play and whomever wins gets
to be the real UT, the UT Bowl, that's what
they should call that rival.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
No, I think that would be a great thing if
there was any really competition.

Speaker 9 (17:26):
It's kind of solidified itself.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Probably, Yes, you go all right, fair enough. I have
no no dog in this fight, so I'll let you guys,
I don't even.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
Go to college, dude, I can't say anything. I have
no I'm I'm irrelevant.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
All.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I have three final things to ask about. Number One,
congratulations c M A nomination for burning Down. Pretty proud
of that.

Speaker 10 (17:47):
That's a songwriter reward, man, That's that's everything to me.
So I'm really, really really grateful for that.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Where'd you write that song?

Speaker 9 (17:54):
Really to my house in Nashville and the.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Real, the real tea, the real t Yeah, you know,
there was a line one time it said I'd rather
be a fence boast in Texas than the king of Tennessee.
I've heard it. I have heard that, yes, yes, yes,
and so you know, not to start the write work,
not at all because I'm not in either one. I'm
an Arkansas guy. But no, congratulations on that. I mean again,
I know it's a songwriter reward and you are a

(18:16):
super proud songwriter, so congratulations, thank you. I mean it
was also like your fourth number one in a row,
so a lot of success. But that leads us to
this here, which we're going to play your brand new song.
Now we are world premiere in this song tell me
a little bit about what kind of man.

Speaker 10 (18:30):
It's a song that i'd written the first verse in
chorus kind of just spitballing one day. I wrote it
in about twelve seconds and was just so happened to
be recording on my phone, just kind of messing around,
and I sang that first verse in chorus like one
take just kind of fell out, and I thought it
was cool, but I didn't think it was cool enough
to keep trying to write it. And then Natalie Hemby
and Jeremy Spilman were at my house one day and

(18:51):
I said, man, why don't we just write a second
verse for this?

Speaker 9 (18:53):
And so we you know, we did.

Speaker 10 (18:55):
And i'd just been turkey hunting Kansas, and I had
taken a picture of this little bitty church in the
absolute middle of nowhere called the Union Valley Church, and
it's actually the picture, the one I took on my
phone is the picture of this single art, which is
pretty cool. And you know, so I kind of had
a little inspiration there for that second verse, and they're
really good at kind of leaning into what I do,
and man, I thought it just turned out great.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
We're gonna play it now, Parker. Good to see a buddy.
You know, I love you and keep killing it.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
Man, love you too, Bro.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Thanks man, I see a buddy. It's time for the
good news. Ready.

Speaker 11 (19:32):
Earlier this summer, the Clearwater Threshers is a minor league
baseball team, had to retire their bat, Doog Laylah. She's
been doing it for thirteen years, so they had to
find a replacement. They go out and they find Lucy,
a ten month old retriever. Well, it's the big debut.
It's her first game that she's gonna go out and
get the bats. She runs out there, doesn't go to
the bat, She goes to the opposing dugout.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
She messes with that team, then goes to the pitching mound,
then poops on the pitching mount.

Speaker 11 (19:59):
But you know what, the crowd I loved it. And
the team says, don't worry. Lucy was just nervous. We
are knocking a fire. She still has the job. But
ten months he's like a little young brought there pressure.
That's still puppy, puppy.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
The good news is Lucy still has.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Her job and her bowels work pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
all right, there you go. You know what a thresher
is no, it's a yeah, Like doesn't that thresh around
like shark threshes around?

Speaker 6 (20:28):
Right?

Speaker 7 (20:28):
Just context lose this clear water?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Mm hm threshers I think, like is it? But thresh
and thrashes it's the same thing as oh.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Thrashing around, that's what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
No thresh threshold. Yeah, all right, good job everybody, that's
what it's all about.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
That was telling me something good.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Give me your most fun fact, amy, you go first.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
The guy who invented a frisbee was turned into a
frisbee when he died.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh his ashes like put in.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
A got cremated and turned into a frisbee.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I mean, that's do you want that?

Speaker 7 (21:04):
It was family, I'm sure he did.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Which he invented the frisbee just like my happens chance.
Like him and his wife were tossing back and forth
the lid to a popcorn thing and they were like huh.
And then they were out on the beach tossing something
similar and there were people came up and like, hey,
we'll pay you for that.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
He was like, there's a market for this.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
So he invented the frisbee, and then in twenty ten
he died and his ashes were made into a frisbee.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I also, like you said happen chance. I've never heard
of said like that. And maybe he was a Stumble
Wars shoot called happened chance happenstance. No, I know, I
do like happened chance better though, even though it's happenstance.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Well, I didn't even know I said it that way.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Sorry, I think how you improved the word. Actually, uh nickelback.
The band got their name because when one of the
members was a cashier at Starbucks, people would give them
a dollar fifty but the cost of the coffee was
a dollar forty five, and he'd always, always, always give
him a nickelback. Really yeah, wow, go back because he
worked a start always he's like, it's always a nickelback.

(21:57):
So they called it nickelback lunchbox Man.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Disney World is supposed to be the happiest place on Earth,
but Mickey was there when the Beatles broke up. They
broke up a Disney World. That's where John Lennon signed
the documents saying we are no longer a band.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
So that's where the company was dissolved. Yep at Disney Yep.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
He was at a resort at Disney, and that's when
he formally signed the papers to say the Beatles are
no more lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's a good one. He may have been happy that
when he did that place on Earth, Eddie. Guys, we're
in the wrong business. We need to jump on this immediately.

Speaker 11 (22:29):
An apple tree producers up to fifteen hundred apples a
year one tree?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
What what business? That's a great fact, but you ruined
it by going we need to change business.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
We didn't buy apple trees?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, but what about the land? What about that?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
We can do one at my house, one.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
At each of our We're gonna quit this to one tree.
So how many how many apples a year?

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Fifteen hundred apples a year? Dude, that's a lot of apples.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
We can make bank if.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
We have we lived though, Like, is this like climate
conducive to apple trees? I don't know. It's a great question, Led.
We need a put our job to do that. That's
a lot of apples though, Yeah, single tree, fifteen hundred.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
These standard sized trees can take up to eight years
to bear fruit.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Well, he said, what you quit now, Morgan?

Speaker 12 (23:11):
So you inhale fifty potentially harmful bacteria every time you breathe.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Whoa so, but thankfully our immune systems are working hard.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
All the time, so virtually it gets destroyed with all
us ever feeling a thing. I think, so also do
when we need those hairs?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh yeah, it filters the air? Yeah, And I'd like
to ask, then we do have to throw hairs? No,
I want big one. We know has stop all that.
Benjamin Harrison, who was the twenty third president, was apparently
addicted to cucumbers when he was in college. His family
wrote him a letter begging him to lay off of
cucumbers and get a problem. I felt that though, like watermelon.

(23:50):
Like my wife said, to have a little talks cereal
for you, cereal anything that I really get into. She's like,
do we need to have so much cereal? And I'm like,
I just had fourteen bolts this week. That's not the gain.
Think over twenty like, that's where it gets trouble troublesome.
Iceland's population is so small and secluded that whenever two
people there start dating, there's a serious risk they're related.
There's an app where people can put their names in

(24:11):
a find out they're related before they do it. Oh yeah, WHOA, Well,
that takes the fun out of Iceland, and where I'm
from Arkansas, we should it's always cousins. Yeah, we've got
to make sure. You're just gonna make sure, all right,
play me this.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Voicemail Morning Studio.

Speaker 13 (24:30):
I just saw.

Speaker 14 (24:31):
Morgan's post about being a finalist.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
For CMA's Can Grow Up.

Speaker 14 (24:35):
But the picture made me saying, Eddie has hair.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
In the picture.

Speaker 14 (24:38):
And I know there's been conversations Bobby where you've been
upset if girls on the show have changed their hair
right after a photo shoot, because you have those pictures
for many years. How are you feeling about Eddie having
hair in those pictures and then pretty soon after shaving
a bead.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I definitely wasn't irritated till right the second. Let me
go a little about that, because there's a long history
of certain people and she like change their hair color
like right before we do like a show picture that
we have for like two years, and then changing again
right after back to how it was, and we're like,
we have this show picture and they have pink hair
and they never have pink hare in their life, right, But.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I did the opposite.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I didn't change it before the shoot. I just changed
it right after it, but you changed it before as well. No, man,
that was my I need to go look at to
see if I'm irritated.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Because I had my regular hair and now I shaved it.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I think you have to wear for two years because
of that picture. I think you can photoshop the picture.
It'd probably be easier. Bald. Ye, we do the opposite
of what we did when you last time putting hair on.
We take hair off. Give me a voicemail number two
for Amy.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Which NFL player is the best artist painting Manning.

Speaker 10 (25:41):
Manning.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
That's a commercial, and that is a commercial. Oh Eddie,
you look No, no, you're kind of bald in this picture.
Your hairpiece is not on.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Perfect No, no, it wasn't my hair piece.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yes, before you shaved your head. Oh yeah, yeah, no,
I'm actually I'm not irritated. I'm back to be a
normal Thank you. This is the Eddie we know in
love for a long time. Yeah, but we loved one
with hair more though. But this is Eddie we were
we knew in love for a long time. Give me
number three, Ray, I have a fun pack for you.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Did you know that every single odd number contains the
letter he tells you my finite.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I have time to think about that right now, but
thank you for that fact. Every single odd number contains
the letter E. Okay, one, three, three, Time to think
about it right now. A pile of stories. Right.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
So, the other day I told you all my daughter
has a Spider Man lunchbox and it's like a thing.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, I saw this whole article about kittie backpacks and
how it's taking over with seniors in high school, and
some parents are like, whoa, why does my kid with
this tiny backpack with Spider Man on it or SpongeBob
order the Explorer. Well, a developmental psychologist is weighing in
on the trend and says that it could be happening
because kids that age are having anxiety about the future,
and the kitty backpacks helped them throw back show a

(26:50):
time that was familiar and fun, giving them a sense
of calm.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's too much, No, I think kids wear because other
kids wearing it. That's it. Like one cool kid did it,
so then another kid did it, so then every it
does it.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Oh, I'm here for it. I'm here for this reason
behind the trend.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
And now I'm like, oh, first I was like, why
do you want a spider Man lunchbox?

Speaker 7 (27:06):
And now I'm like, oh.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I think this well, does this therapist want to be
in the news story? Because I think most kids do
trends because other kids are doing trends. But okay, what
else you get?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
So a worker at a company that sells washing machines
accidentally mislabeled products on the company's website and didn't notice
the mistake for twenty minutes. And that may not sound
like a long time, but forty thousand shoppers logged on
and took advantage of crazy deals like washing machines for
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh, that'd been awesome, And it ended up.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Costing the company more than four million dollars. So they
have since asked people to understand it was a mistake
and submit their orders for an immediate refund if they
would please do that. They even made the employee create
a seventeen minute video apologizing and explaining what happened.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Can you just cancel the order? I guess the company
you all like, don't ship it. I want to lose
million of dollars. I would just be the company go
that was an accident. I do like these casinos do
it slot machines all up. Yeah, I'd be like, no,
that was a mess up.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Everyone's supposed to pay you.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You're right, but that can't be legal. Yeah, just not
send them the order again. You guess it was a
mess up. Sorry, here's your refund. There was a mess
up on our system. Now you may have people that
are like, well, I'm never buying from you again. They
probably weren't buying from the begin with the friends just
text there's one hundred washing machine, and so they bought it.
There's no way I would pay that.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Yeah, mostly expensive work. Mistake you've made.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I got find a million bucks.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
That's bad.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, level of washing machine wrong, here's studio, that's it.
Yeah all right? What else?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
So with football being like a weekend, what do we
do the NFL season about a week?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Week two?

Speaker 7 (28:30):
Over on week two?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I thought it'd be fun to go over country artists
and the teams that they are cheering for this give
me the work.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Kenny Chesney, wit is he?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Is he doing college or pro? Because I was pro NFL?
Chesney's because this college team is Tennessee, the Titans, Steelers.
Steeler that's weird. I would have thought the Patriots though,
because he plays some Masha but yeah, go ahead, he's
from Tennessee. Ahead.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Laney Wilson is also Steeler by the.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Steelers because that's where Duck played her boyfriend Blake Shelton
Arizona Cardinals, which is odd, that's right.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
George Burgh, Chris Young, Co Wetzel and Post Malone, Dallas
Cowboys and Eddie Yeah, Parker McCollum the Texans, Dang, you're
good at this. Jelly Roll, Morgan Wallen and Zach Top
the Titans, Luke Combs the Panthers, Various Rucker the Dolphins.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Wow, I know most of these guys though, like in
real life, was quick. Yeah, I wouldn't have got the chat.
Anyone that's the Steelers makes sense. I mean he screams
Steelers hopefully that's right.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
All right, Thanks Amy, that's my pile.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
That was Amy's pile of stories. By the way, this
weekend the Tulsa King season two. Do you guys watch
Tulsa King season one? Here's awesome. I loved it. And
so it's kind of like he was like in a
mob and the mob, but he went to Tulsa to
kind of start a new like a like a new
branch of the Mob. And so but then is this
mad damon? No, it's Sylvester Stallone.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Oh yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
So it's back this Sunday, Tulsa. It's Tyler Sheridan too,
or Taylor Sheridan. He did Yellowstone. This just got so
many shows. He also does the show with the you
know the superhero with the bow and arrow. Yes, Falcon says,
names it Falcon, Mike. What's Taylor Sheridan's show? Where is
it a prison like he's run in the prison. Yeah, yeah,

(30:21):
Taylor shared it. It's Mayor of Kingstown. Oh that's so good,
and he has eighteen eighty three. But anyway, this is
a Taylor Sheridan show as well. So it's coming out Sunday,
season two. But I would even recommend you go watch
season one. We loved it. And so the Boss is back.
A Academy Award winning nominee and global superstar Sylvester Stallone
back for a new season a Tulsa King from Yellowstone
creator Taylor Sheridan. The hit Paramount Plus original series season

(30:43):
two is now streaming exclusively on Paramount Plus. The new
season of Tulsa King streaming this Sunday, September fifteenth, only
on Paramount Plus. It's a really good show.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
It's time for the good news, Bobby Damn.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
If you're going through TSA and San Francisco, you see Barney,
who's a TSA agent. But Barney is not a human.
Barney is a dog. Barney is a five year old
German short haired pointer who's been working for the TSA
since twenty twenty two. Barney's job is to sniff out
explosives and keep travelers safe by the way wherever I am,
if they walk through the dog, I always feel like

(31:18):
I'm about to go to jail, like sniffing stuff. I
have nothing in my bag that can get me in trouble.
But then I think, what if somebody puts something in
my bag?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Or what if your money has cocaine on it?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Never thought that once something about that. I never once
thought my I mean, why are you so worried about that?
There is I know, but I mean it will be
every dollar I know.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I just feel like mine might just be fresh off.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Of you know, No, I don't, but that's interesting. So
that's what Barney does. He goes through and people actually
get to pet him, which isn't every dog, especially every
the service dog or working dog. But Barney is one
of more than one thousand dogs now working for the TSA,
and travelers voted for Barney as TSA's Dog of the Year.

(32:00):
That's pretty cool, a though Barney doesn't know what that means.
It has no idea, like doesn't know what a year is.
He does, but he didn't know a year as the
concept of the year. Like we made that up too.
We just put some said this is a year. So yeah,
Barney voted as TSA's Cutest Canine twenty twenty four. Yeah.
I'm always afraid like that. And then they're gonna open
the luggage. There's gonna be drugs I didn't put in there.

(32:21):
Then I'm gonna get put in jail for a long time,
I know, And I'd be like I swear I didn't.
Then listeners on Instagram would be in the comments like we
always knew it. We always knew these pull of crap
I didn't know. Guess I'm thinking about cocaine money over there.
You watch too many like cocaine.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Really nervous, especially when I was traveling to Haiti a lot,
because I used to go multiple times a year to
see the kids and you take okay with you, I know,
but I would always get nervous at the airport there
like becuse if you end up in Haitian jail.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's still good.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh my good.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
The bride through the bouquet and two women reached up
to grab it. Then they sort of fighting for it. Hey, everybody,
it doesn't actually mean you're next if you catch the bouquet.
Well that's what they say. Though, no it's not. It's superstition,
it's not real. And I'm sure it was bigger than that.
I'm sure it was one woman felt disrespected. Maybe they

(33:14):
had some. But they're going, they're going hard. They're punching
each other in the face over this thing. So you
see the woman throw the bouquet and then you see
like pedals start to fly in the air because there's
a group of people around it. Then you see hair,
just hair. Then you can then make out it's two
women fighting for the bouquet. They're tumbling. But this also

(33:36):
runs the whole wedding and reception too, because that's the
story of the night. It's not the Brian the groom
getting married anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
And their chance of getting married, because someone's gonna.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Be like what.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
They're in sparkly dresses, ones in a blue sparkly, ones
in a black sparkly, and they are going I mean
this is a hardcore fight.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Or they're passionate about being married. I mean, exactly one
of the two. It's good, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
This is not real. It's not a real thing. It's superstition.
I know a lot of people have caught the bouquet
didn't work out for him.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I've seen people die for it, So I mean, it's
a serious operation with those women.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I don't mind if you die for it, but if
somebody else is there first, it's theirs. I think who
touches it first has the right to it. Quote if
I were a guy at that wedding, I would have
quietly disappeared. Yeah. Yeah, they And then you see the
other women that cover their mouth, going, oh my god,
what's happening. They're rolling over the top of each other's.
It is bizarre. It's bizarre. All right, Let's go to

(34:27):
Amy with the morning Corny, the mourning Corny.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
What do you call a belt full of watches.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
What do you call a belt full of watches? A
waste of sign a waste of time. That's pretty good.
That was the morning Corny. I guesshaps his video. We'll
put it up on our socials at Bobby Bone Show.
These women are rolling over the top of each other
fighting for this bouquet. I would have for sure pulled

(34:55):
my phone out before I split them up though, Oh yeah, yeah,
I know they got to split them up. I want
to get cut their fingernails out of for sure. Just
put my phone out and recorded there.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
They're adults. Do you have this little move?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, it's a good boy, and they'll die, Like you
could punch somebody and they die. They keep going. That's
the thing, like what if you see do you have
to split up a fight? So Bobby Bones Show interviews
in case you didn't know, Randa, what we normally do
is we do an intro before you walk in. We've
never done this with somebody where you're already here. What
would you say to people that don't know about you?

(35:27):
What's what's something about you that they should know that.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
They should know?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, like very very basic, very basic, Like you're like
so fundamental. That's one thing. She's from Texas. We're gonna
do three. Yeah, I like this. Three fundamental things. She's
from Texas. What's the second one?

Speaker 7 (35:44):
I rescue dogs.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
She rescued dogs, rescues dogs. Okay, and the third.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
One and I like Tito's.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
She likes Tito's. And now here's our interview with Miranda
Lambert on the Bobby Bones Show. Now Miranda Lambert to
see Miranda. I was, I was writing about you on Instagram.
I I know it never got to you, but I
didn't tag you because it wasn't about that. But someone
had asked me my favorite people to interview, and I
was pretty honest, and there are a lot of my

(36:11):
friends I didn't even mention. And now it was like
compelling interviews and I had different tiers and I only
did like three tiers, and I put you in the
tier of would even take a phoner from meaning we
don't relate to a lot of phone call interviews. But
if you're like I can't get there, I'll do it.
I can be on the phone. I always say yes,
like that's how much I love being able to talk
with you. Thank you, You're welcome. And I also feel

(36:33):
like your favorite thing is not doing interviews. Would that
be accurate?

Speaker 15 (36:38):
Well, I mean, I like talking to you, and I
like talking to you, and I don't like talking to everybody,
but I would say, but I think that's part of
the reason I like talking to you so much, because
I feel like when you come in in the best way,
like DJAF, we just talk, we do whatever, promotion, but
you always give me really amazing honest answers.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
So that's why you didn't read it. But that's why
I said that. And I really love when I get
to talk to you, So thank you for coming in.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
I'm gonna go look at it.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
It's gone. It's it's a story. It's a story, so
it's dead.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
Well okay, well you just told me in person.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yes, that's even better than that story exactly.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
So let's do a.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Little business first. The new album is out today. I
got two questions. I'm going to have you say the
names of the songs. There are two names of the songs.
I'm not gonna say the first one. It has a
D in. It was the name of that song a
D in it. It's called something Randy?

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Oh yeah, can I say that? Oh Randy?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Right?

Speaker 12 (37:26):
Yeah. The story, well, I was went through some things
that did that I needed to like shd and let
go of and that did not serve me. So it's
kind of a song about to anybody that you kind
of just need a moment to flip the bird too
and then move on. And in my case, his name

(37:50):
is Randy, so damn it, Randy came about.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
It's pretty simple.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
The second one is b on the sauce. You can
say it.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
I love that you picked the two cuss words.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Well, I don't for me to talk about it, you know,
and we were talking about more, but I don't. I
haven't cursed in years. Not ice curse all the time,
but I when I was doing stand up and writing books,
I didn't want to lean. I would curse all the time,
and I would use that as a comedy crutch. So
I stopped saying bad words in general. But I love
bad words. So that's why I'm not saying it. But
I love it when people use bad words. That's my
favorite thing. So bad words also said eight years old,

(38:23):
you do bad words? Yes, be on the saw. What's
what's what's the official title on the sauce? And what
does you give me that that one?

Speaker 12 (38:31):
Because it's really I wrote it with Jaron Johnson out
on the road and it was like kind of called
just drunk, and already have a song called drunk, so
I was like, well, what other title can we use
because one of my favorite lines and is hearts hard
is the sauce that's going to do?

Speaker 7 (38:47):
What to do? That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
He's pretty awesome too. He's great, like in like eight
different ways.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
Yeah, I mean Jaren does it all.

Speaker 12 (38:55):
He does the art, the business, the production, musicianship like
he's he kills it.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
One of my favorite things on albums when they come out,
I always am very curious about why track one? And
with you their fourteen tracks. I always like first and
last track because there's always gott to be some discussion
about what's first and what's last. There's always a discussion
about what goes where in the flow, much like a
set list. But I love first and last. But why
number one? Like, what's the idea?

Speaker 12 (39:21):
I just thought it set up the record in a
really great way. My friend Aaron ray Tierra wrote that
song and I just it was the first song I
wanted to cut for the record because I was making
my album in Austin, and I was like, this is
this is a very Austin, Texas sounding song. It's about
a hot armadilla that Titchhocking. So I mean, I just
felt like it's fun. I always want humor on every record,

(39:44):
and this was the moment for that.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I've seen this song like ten times.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
You should have him come in here because he's real fun.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
You're walcome, You're welcome to come in Aaron. That's so
weird because when you were saying I was like, I
already know the words of this song.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
He's awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
That's a really cool version of it, Okay, And then
I want to do the last track, and again is
this cover?

Speaker 12 (40:03):
It's cover the David Allen co song from like the seventies,
and I just randomly I thought I knew like David
Allen's cataloged pretty good in that song. I just found
randomly and I was like, I want to cover this.
I changed a few lyrics, but I don't know. Like
my last record, Palomino was all about travel and and
sort of stories you find along the way and road trips,

(40:23):
and then this record felt like coming home, but then
living on the run feels like setting up for whatever
the next adventure is.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
A lot at home with this record, a lot of
feeling like tech. You didn't record in Texas, right, Yeah, all.

Speaker 12 (40:35):
Of the first time to record a record in Texas
since I was seventeen, my little independent record.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
I just felt like I got a.

Speaker 12 (40:41):
New label with Republic and Big Loud, and I felt
like I just needed to go back to the route
of where it all started sound wise and art wise
and just from my heart like so, and I have
a house in Austin, so I'm there a lot anyway.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
But it just felt like, let's go back to like.

Speaker 12 (40:56):
What inspired me to start this whole journey in the
first place, which was I.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Started twenty years ago. So it was it was really.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Great fun fact all of us are from Austin. I'm
from Arkansas, but we all met in Austin twenty years
ago together. Yeah, in Austin High lunchbocks Anders in Austin.
That's where I started doing Knights and then met all
these goobers as my friends. They weren't.

Speaker 12 (41:22):
Yeah, I mean that's like I made this record at ARLN,
So that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
I didn't even realize that.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
We wrote a song about you thirteen years ago. She's
gonna make it one day. When we first started, we
don't have it. We don't have the file lost, but
we lost that one.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
But I don't have to explain any of this record
to y'all.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
You get it, no, yeah, oh yeah, for sure because
we're all Austin is.

Speaker 12 (41:41):
Like, I know you're from Arkansas, but I didn't realize
that y'all all came together in Austin.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Thirteen years, right?

Speaker 5 (41:47):
What us in Austin?

Speaker 7 (41:49):
What is that long you live there?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah? We did the show together. Yeah, two years in Austin.
Maybe let's make this about us thirteen years. Here's another question.
I haven't read it. I like when people do a song,
they write a song by themselves. Usually there's like one
if any, but usually if that happens, it's like one
and it's like some sort of motivation inspiration that comes

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and somebody just grabs a guitar and goos, I need
to write this. Now this happened, Ray, would you play
number seven?

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Run that song is?

Speaker 12 (42:21):
I wrote that song twenty fifteen the end of twenty fifteen,
and it was like I needed to write it at
the time because I needed to get it to say
that on put it on paper. And it was just
a rough time for me personally, and I just hadn't
really found a home for it until this record, Like
I think going home and sort of being like starting

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back at the root of it all. It felt like
it landed on this record better than it would have
any other record, and I was ready to sing it,
like sometimes you hold things close.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
I think it's important to do that.

Speaker 12 (42:53):
Like every song he writes not for the world at
all the moments, you know, I think they can find
their moments, especially when it's a song that's really personal.
I think it's important to save it till it's time
to put it out.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
For the world.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
You know, have you had any songs And if the
answer is yes, you did not have to elaborate on
it that you've put out. And it was so personal
that you never actually told the real story behind it.
You kind of gave like a secondary story because you
were like, I really don't want tell the real story,
but I want to get this out because it's for me.

Speaker 12 (43:19):
Yeah, And I think, you know, I think the song
tells its own story. And if you're honest enough in
the lyrics, people can I mean, my whole record, Weight
of These Wings was like super honest, and it was
like twenty something songs, you know, and it was like,
I don't really have any more story to tell.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
It's all here, It's all on tape.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
You know.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
That's the beauty of being a songwriter.

Speaker 12 (43:38):
It's like we're lucky because we can say it in
a way that it has a melody behind it and
sort of it's you know, it's therapy.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
It's like written in a diary.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
And then your therapy becomes other people's therapy.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
And that's what we hope.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I mean, they hear themselves like they if they have
a similar story, they can resonate the I don't know,
some songs, I just picture what the artists must be
like or the writer. But then also then I start
to insert myself and my picture real in my brain
is my story if I relate.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Which is what is the point?

Speaker 12 (44:07):
I mean, that's exactly what I would want you to
say it, you know, for being able to write a
song that somebody can go that's my story too.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
It's like that's why we do it, you know, because
we don't want to fill alone.

Speaker 12 (44:17):
We want to know everybody's going through haus and lows,
just like we're just people.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Like everybody else, you know.

Speaker 12 (44:22):
So I think it's important to have, you know, a
lot of different kinds of songs on a record, because
there's humor, and there's sadness, and there's nostalgia, and there's stories.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
That are all we've di in that hopefully we all
have can find something to relate to in the lyric.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I don't want this question to feel like it's praying,
So I'm going to give you my example before I
ask you your example, which, by the way, Miranda's record today,
Postcards from Texas, it is. It's out today, so go
stream it. I have a comedy special coming out later
this year, and it's not pure comedy. And there's a
story I told every single night, and I choked up
telling it because it was very an, I'm very an
emotional story for me to tell, because a lot of

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my show isn't just jokes. There's a lot of life stuff.
And like I probably told the story ten times, and
like I either choked up or would like have a
tear or almost start crying every single time. Yeah, And
it was I just thought I would numb to it. Honestly,
I thought that after four I would just be like, oh,
I've told it it's just rents and repeat to where

(45:24):
I'm not going to be emotional to, and it never happened.
I was shocked that I couldn't become numb to the
same and I started choking even thinking about it. Now,
does that happen with any of your music or can
you separate yourself from something that you wrote that was
so emotional?

Speaker 12 (45:38):
You know it has happened, especially like when you're in
the thick of something hard whatever it is, like, you know,
and that's art though, That's like, you know, when I
was having a really rough personal time, I was on
stage and I would just like sometimes break.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Down and be like, oh, I'm having a rough one today.

Speaker 12 (45:55):
But like that's just you know, we're artists and we're humans,
and I feel like it's better to show your cards
on that than try to like be something you're not
every time. And like on House That Built Me, I
didn't write that, but like somebody cries every night, so
then I like cry once a weekend. And I've been
singing that song for so long. But it's like it's

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amazing what just people being real can do. It moves
people emotionally, and that's important, especially with music.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I think, and going back to somethingname you said, something
you guys are talking about, I think too, even if
the song, if you wrote it, or whomever writes a song,
means something. I think we all find even if sometimes
we insert our story there's nothing to do with the song,
we just feel like it has to do with the song,
and it's kind of a therapy session because we don't

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really know what the song's about. It's we're able to
insert a story that is not even exactly what you
wrote it about, but it feels like it is finday,
like even tonally.

Speaker 12 (46:53):
Find a common denominator and like put yourself because it
is there's got to be a.

Speaker 7 (46:59):
Piece that's moving emotionally.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
Something in there got you, you know, even Armadilla, like
it's silly but really got me.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
I believed in it, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I remember the first time I saw the video of Armadil,
I laughed. That was so he was playing on a
small stage. I don't know where it was. It wanted
like the little Austin. Yeah, like restaurants that that's so funny.
That's the first one. I Top three cities in Texas go.

Speaker 12 (47:21):
Top three cities in Texas well, Lynndale, my hometown dancer.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
It's not a city. Yeah for Earth. I love the
stock Yards, it's my favorite.

Speaker 12 (47:35):
I had my fortieth birthday at Billy Bob's on a
Monday when they were closed.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
It wasn't a show for your fortieth. You literally had
your birthday there.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (47:44):
They let me have the building because I've been playing
there for so long and I had Wade Bowen and
Randy Rogers Adam Hood come play. It was super funny,
line danced, it was super fun s awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Do you pay them for that?

Speaker 7 (47:55):
They didn't make me pay.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
That's cool. That's a birthday present.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
That's birthday present. That's that's surprised me and friends.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
October fifth, you're doing the music for months, yes, which
is the show where you're raising money for animals, which
is something you've been very consistent out over the years
and in such a giving way. What's to deal with
this show? Because I don't where is it, I don't.

Speaker 12 (48:16):
Have the send O, got a sind and I've got
guest stars coming to do songs, and you know, I
haven't done a real fundraiser, just straight out fundraiser show
for my nation in a while.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
Because we were doing where we would.

Speaker 12 (48:31):
You know, every ticket sold for Vegas we were given
a dollar to monation.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
So I'm excited because it's my passion.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You know.

Speaker 12 (48:37):
We talk about it every time and thank you for
always talking about rect.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Well it's mine too, or I just I would just
do something else. I mean, there's a lot of stuff
to talk about.

Speaker 12 (48:44):
I have al it's awesome, and it's like, you know,
friends that give up their time come sing some songs
to save some dogs. Like it's just it's so important,
you know, And I feel like if I have a platform,
I'm always going to try to use it for giving
a voice to the voiceless and for you know, we
all find our charities are really close to us, but
the sweet little animals are for sure my passion.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
It's always easier to make the ask two to your
friends to do something if it's for charity, like a
show in town.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Yeah, you could trade, we trade off.

Speaker 16 (49:12):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
It's like rappers, Yeah you go my song, get on yours? Yeah, exactly,
except it's not at all charity.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Charity.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Miranda's album Postcards from Texas is out today. I'm gonna
ask you a really vague, dumb question today what's your
favorite song on the record today.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
My favorite song on the record is probably Dame of Randy.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
And what is your favorite song from your catalog that's
been a hit right now? Oh god, right now.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Right now. Favorite song that's been a hit.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Little Red Wagon, that's fun. That's probably like good energy too, right.

Speaker 12 (49:53):
I look forward to it at the end of It's
always at the end of the show and I'm like, oh,
that's fun.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
What's your encore song?

Speaker 7 (50:00):
I don't do encores. It's weird. Everybody knows.

Speaker 12 (50:03):
You just go off the stage and then you're like, wait,
all clap louder, and then I'm coming back, and then
everybody's leaving to go their car. I'm just like, we
just do our show and then it's over. Okay, but
it's like by y'all know, you've got to get home.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Hypothetically, let's say they wouldn't leave the lights already on.
That's how I know there's no longcore with any band.
I don't like encores either, Like, as soon as it's over,
turned the lights up, so everybody knows.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Oh, I'm like house music and means let's go.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I'm like lights up, house music. O.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
My sound got's Todd and almost like Todd roll the
bean footage.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yes, we're done bean footage Todd.

Speaker 16 (50:32):
But theoretically, let's say, hypothetically, theoretically, all the ellectically is,
let's say that lights come on, the house, music up,
but the crowd will not move, and they're like, we
demand one more song or we're not feeding our dogs,
Like nobody's gonna go and feed their dogs.

Speaker 7 (50:47):
Okay, well, then I have to.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I have to go out and do one other song that's.

Speaker 12 (50:49):
Ever happened because it's country music. And they're like, well,
that was great, we love you, see you next time.
But I would just go out there and do one
by myself, like a Hag song.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Or something like.

Speaker 12 (50:58):
I have done that before back in the day, like
at bars when they're all rowdy and they're like one more, Like,
I'll go just do one by myself.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Let's do Mount Rushmore a favorite artists of all time.
None of them can be from Texas.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
Okay, well, dang it.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I know I got to catch off there because I
knew where you'd go, because obviously we know who you love.

Speaker 12 (51:18):
Me Emmy lou Right's Hag. He's really not from Texas.
I mean he was in the region.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Gosh, that's hard.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
We got two.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
I got to let me see. Well, there's so many
that I can't use.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Now, that's why I want to make we grow good
down there.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
All right, how about kicks and Ronnie?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
But that's only one though in Ronnie's Oklahoma, Texas are
it's too close. I'll give you. I will give you that.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
Can I have WILLI please have Willie. I have kicks
and Willy give her Willy b Okayan.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
You've probably nine people on this thing. We're gonna be
chipping away all day long on this note.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
Rush more too many, way too many. I can't say
George straight, I could put Dolly, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I could go.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Let's put Reab up there too.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
This is not clay, this is rock. We can't just
mold it with our hands. Miranda, you're oh, let me
ask you this final question. You are the best. I
mean it, sincerely. I love when you come. Thank you so,
and I know you know you don't have to be cool.
When you are cool. You're at that stage of your
career where you're still you're such an icon where you
can just show up and mail it in and everybody's
happy to have you and I'm glad, thank you for

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not doing that.

Speaker 12 (52:28):
No, I washed my hair today and corled you know
how much that's a big deal. That's a I like
drove into work today with a coffee, like I had
a real job.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
How many days can you go?

Speaker 12 (52:37):
No, Harold, Oh, I mean I try to really stretch it. Yeah,
Like it depends on the five shows. You know.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
If I get all sweaty at shows, I'm like, well
it's over.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I made it eight days one. I know it's like
a big moment. Well it's a thing.

Speaker 12 (52:52):
So anyway, all that today, I got up, got ready
and try to look for the part today. Well, first
time I was in here, I was like kind of raggedy.
I came off the road and like I had braids.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Okay, we like it? Yeah, like all versions Okay, final
final question, Because I had listed you as one of
my favorite people to talk to other you take me
out of it. Who's your favorite person to interview you
other than me?

Speaker 12 (53:11):
Ooh, you know I love Kelly Bannon. Yeah, she is
like so fun to talk to and I feel like
we just have girl time and it's on the radio.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:20):
Sometimes and I'm like, oh, maybe we should have settled up.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
But yeah, that's a good answer. And I ever ask
you your favorite person to interview them is other than me? No, exactly.
That's how it's I'm a good interviews. I'm the best,
so I'm her favorite. That's why I'm her number one,
number one, number one, Miranda, Thank you everybody. Postcards from Texas.
It is out today and it's fourteen tracks. But go
and say, listen to it all the way through once
and then do your deciding.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Yeah, all the way through it would be great.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
We're still romantic about it, even just once, even just one.

Speaker 12 (53:48):
It's only forty two minutes, because I've timed it, it's
forty two minutes.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
You got forty two minutes.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Was that a thing where you go, Okay, if we
do this, we can put as many tracks, but we
don't want it to be seventy three minutes.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Like it's a lot. People don't have that kind of commitment.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
I agree, which is why I would encourage people to
just to go through it all the way one time
and then make your decisions. Yeah, Brandon, thank you, you
are a plus the best and we will see you soon.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
Wake up, wake up in the morn and it's on
the radio and the Dodgers. He's ready and his lunchbox.
More game too, Steve Brand and it's trying to put
you through Fox. He's running his wigs next mine. The
Bobby's on the box, so you knowing this.

Speaker 9 (54:41):
The Bobby balls.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
When we make a rule on the show, are we
living by them?

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Except right, I know, exceptimes we make them when we don't.
So Eddie is sand lunchbox broke the rules again multiple times.
Go for it.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Yeah, guys. The rule is if a guest comes in
the studio, you must wear pants, which is so dumb
that we have this rule you should wear pants anyway.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Well, it's just he shows up in like athletic like
it looks like he just walked off planing pick up basketball.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yes, yeah, because I just got off my bike.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Right, But it's but he doesn't get up right. Well,
but we did make a rule though, because and the
role was because he would just wear whatever and he'd
get up and walk around.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
He used to jeans to change in you.

Speaker 11 (55:19):
He still has them. They live in the other room
of there. I guess he just forgot to change it.
So twice he was wearing his gym shorts.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
So do we want to enforce the role regardless of
how I feel about the rule. Should the role be
enforced because we did make the role that lunchbox to
wear pants. It just pants because I'm a jeans Like,
just wear pants when a guest comes, because he'll get
up on sometimes it will take pictures and he'll get
up and.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
It's like true, you know, and.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Well, sometimes we sneak the guest in before I have
time to go change. Like it's like, there's.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
No sneaking the guests in. They're in the green room,
you can see that.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
But usually we take a break before they come in.
But sometimes we're like I just bring them on in.
It's like, well, I didn't have a chance to go
put the pants on.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
We either kill the rule or enforce the rule.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I'd say kill it.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Of course we did make the role where pants when
guests are coming. That is the most elementary rule you
used to make. Kill the roll or enforce the rule.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
I like the rule.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Amy kill it, but because I think it helps me,
Like I'll look at the schedule and know I'll be like, okay, yeah,
don't wear my yoga pants if a guest is here.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah, the rule is the rule.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Man. I mean if it's if it's there, you got
to follow it.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Then let's vote, and if we vote to enforce it, Eddie,
you picked the punishment next week. Oh my god, the
role he did.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Where's the proof?

Speaker 5 (56:30):
What do you mean?

Speaker 15 (56:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Let's ask what proof? Do you want to ask people?

Speaker 2 (56:33):
And for a case you can go to witnesses and
witnesses then affect the jury.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I saw you in chorts.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Before those guests came. You didn't see me when the
guests was in here?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Uh, what guess was it? Miranda? And also I.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Had pants on because Morgan even commented on my pants
said I've never seen those pants before.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
And I said, Morgan, I don't. I know he did
put on pants for some of them, but I don't
know if he wasn't wearing them on different I don't.
I stopped looking on enforced or not? Yes, Amy, Yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Know that we have to do a punishment, but I
think that I like that I.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Have a rule. We don't enforce it. Okay, cool, but
we can let go the rule. We can kill the rule.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
You you're the one that made the rule to begin with.
We didn't you were like, hey, guys looks like I
did say.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Can we please look a bit? It's presentable if guests
come in, because it's not just a guess, it's like
a whole group of people and lunch boxes back there
look like Winnie the Pooh with a T shirt on
and nothing on, which I.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Think is valid.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
But he did that on the day we had Ella
Langley and Riley Green and this like massive camp up.
There was even I think even the president of the
record label was here.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Homeboys walking around like walking around as everybody's here. It right,
it's not a big deal except we said this is
it before.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
But before they came in, I went in another studio
and changed it.

Speaker 9 (57:43):
You've forgotten. I go, hey, you forgot?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
You go crap. I didn't know. It's too quick a
return on.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
So it's valid.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
Okay, it's a rule. I think we should make it
a rule because.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I'm happy to kill the rule. But we can't keep
making up rules and then not enforcing them.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Can you enforce it, then kill it?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I think we just need to look halfway professional. If
guests are coming in and we have a calendar invite
that goes out and I lead by example. If somebody's
coming in. I also wear clothes.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Are you wearing pants today? No, but you have underwear on.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Right, But no guests are here today because Miranda was recorded.
But are there any guests in studio the whole day today? No, No,
nobody's coming by. So think about it. Vote punishment or no, Amy,
I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I have to pay attention to the calendar, so I've
been doing it.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Yeah, with rules come punishments.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I mean yeah, so yes, there's still no proof Morgan, Yeah, punishment.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
We should be dressing up for guests at.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Least looking halfway presentable.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Scuba.

Speaker 13 (58:44):
Oh my god, yeah, I mean every day we should
to a certain degree.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
But you're definitely during guests.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Well I vote no, lunch Box would like you'll, but
anyway I did. I lost the vote, So Eddie plays
next week. Give us but there's no proof, or you
can go to witnesses and you can go. I bring
up this way in a scuba Steve Hey, Scooba and
Lunchbox have on really short jim shorts while there was
a group of executives here jim shorts and a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
What color was No, not too because I wear a hoodie. Everybody, Sorry,
you're right, sorry, you know you lied you you didn't.
I just busted.

Speaker 13 (59:16):
Hold him on second, Donald, let me speak here. Red
shorts with white stripes.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
That was it, regardless, Eddie, let uson next week.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Okay, and Lunchbucks, you're under oath? Yeah, did you wear
shorts or not?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
The work I did, but I put pants on.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
He's the line, all right, all right, Eddie, let next week.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Ezy trivia. Eddie's got the tiara on? You start? What
famous country music duo in the category of country music
consisted of Naomi and Wyona The juds correct Morgan who's
known as the King of country and sang Amarillo by
Morning George Straight correct Abby which singer had a hit

(59:56):
with take Me Home Country Roads? John Denver correct? Lunchbox
who's sang Ring a Fire? Johnny Cash correct? So it's
so easy. It's the easiest trivia game ever. There is
no Amy. She's been eliminated.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Sorry, no, I would, Well you want to call it
eliminated or removed because I.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Was a threat.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Eliminated.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
I just don't want to talk about it anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
Just eliminated sounds like naked.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
You know you two to eliminating each other, and I
don't like it, so Ray hit that bone zone.

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
You've been booed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
You don't want to get boned because you're out of
the game, Okay. Categories Animals Eddie? Which animal is known
as man's best friend?

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
That is a dog?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
You could?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Morgan? What Australian mammal is known for having a pouch?

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
A kangaroo that you want to fight?

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Correat? I'll beat Abby? Which African animal is known for
its black and white stripes? Zebra? Good lunchbox? What bird
is known for its beautiful, colorful feathers and fan like tail?
Be cock good Eddie? Nineties music? What boy bands saying

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I want it that way way?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Tell me why? Backstreet Boys?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Good dude, Morgan? What girl group had wanna.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Be Spice Girls?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Abby? What artist released Genie in a bottle? Christina? Lunchbox?
Who's sang My heart will go on the theme for Titanic?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Celine Dion? Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Famous toys Eddie? What classic red large plastic toy four
wheeled was made by Radio Flyer.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
A wagon?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Correct Morgan? What popular action figure was introduced by Hasbro
in nineteen sixty four and is often associated with the military.

Speaker 12 (01:01:53):
Oh, Gene, I feel like there's also a human or something,
but I've regular.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Action figure was first introduced by Hasburro in nineteen sixty
four and is often associated with the military. Joe g
I Joe correct? Abby what? Small colorful collectible creatures made
by Tye were a huge fad in the nineties Beanie Babies, correct,
lunchbox what? Nineteen nineties toy Craze featured digital pets that

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you had to feed and care for.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Is that you just gonna stop?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
That's when the question ends? Oh what? Nineteen nineties toy
Craze featured digital pets that you had to feed and
care for.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
The only thing I can think of for tom Agucci.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I'll accept it is tomagotchi.

Speaker 11 (01:02:43):
Wow, you're a tomato tomato famous literature Eddie who wrote
the famous diary documenting her life during the Holocaust.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
And Frank correct Morgan. What's the title of the book
about a dystopian future written by George or Well? Oh God,
I nineteen eighty four?

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Is that the Yeah? I think it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Nineteen eighty four?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
What color is the whale? And Moby Dick Abby?

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
He is either this is something? Answer gray or blue.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
What color is the whale of Moby Dick.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
We're going to go with blue.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
You ever hear looking for the white whale. Everybody's white whale,
like my white Whale of interview. It's David Letterman, Mark
gray Sting, the wrestler. It's a white whale. That's why
the term exists. That's white. I'm sorry, it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
That's like the big one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
It's like the one you're trying to get. That's not
a real trying to find.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Is there a real white way?

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
I don't exist in anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
It's my dad, bro. I don't know. I think that
maybe there is one that's a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Whale.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Never heard of that I know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Is there a white wehll mic?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
But that's where the white whale term comes from. Is that? Okay, Wow,
there is a white will that's crazy. Next up, Yep.
The Hatter Lunchbox, often referred to as the Mad Hatter,
is a character in What classic children's novel turned movie
in twenty ten. Wait the Hatter, often referred to as

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the Mad Hatter, is a character in What children's novel
turned movie. The movie was in twenty ten.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Oh it's a new movie.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Well, two and ten. That would be a decade and
a half.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Yeah, yeah, but I was thinking, like for a mad Hatter, I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Think there probably could have been like cartoons and stuff
on it. But I'm thinking it's made into a movie
in twenty ten.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Mad Hatter.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
It's making me a hattern mad madderen hat mad Hatter.
I'm a mad hatter. Willie Walker's Chocolate Factory.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
I'm quality guess.

Speaker 9 (01:04:58):
You've been.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
In Wonderland.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yeah, but they they made that like the eighties.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
There's a new version.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Well there's that's why you threw me off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Well if I did also say there was cartoons of
it too before you answered, So nobody threw you off.
He just didn't know. My next up, World History two
remained Eddie and Morgan. Yes, Eddie, what ancient civilization built pyramids? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Like like like, I mean, I don't know if they.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Had what ancient civilization built pyramids?

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
I don't know if they had like a like a name,
like they're the Egyptians?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Is that your answer? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Is it the Pharaohs? Egyptians?

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Did you think it was like the bloods of the
Crips or something like? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:05:42):
You know, like is there a tribe Egyptians. You got right,
you said the right answer.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Okay, I don't know what Yeah, like the Cleopatros.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I don't know, Morgan, what was the famous queen of
ancient Egypt? Who was you had a relationship with Julius
Caesar and Mark Antony. Let me ask it again. Who
was the famous queen of ancient Egypt who had relationships
with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Oh my goodness, I feel like I can see her gold.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Don't like a figure. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
I'm counting me down.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
I don't like them finger.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
What did you say, Queen?

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
I didn't answer. I didn't answer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I was counting her down. I need an answer, Queen Sahara,
don't you've been? Eddie literally said it right, And then
I saw Eddie like flinch when that was the question.
I could see her in her little old I don't
like the figure counting her down. Bobby Show.

Speaker 16 (01:06:52):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
This story comes us from Brooklyn, New York. A man
walked outside to see his car on the tow truck,
parked illegally. They're towing it. He's like, hey, get my
car off there. Guy's like, man, you're parked illegally. So
what's the guy do, jumps in the tow truck and
drives off with his car in the tow truck.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Oh that's brave. Yeah, I've never seen anyone towing my car.
I've had it towed a couple of times. Both times
I thought I'd been stolen by the way walked out
like him stole my car, and then they take a picture.
One time I was barely on the line. I know
they were just hunting the apartment complex, but I think
if I saw somebody putting it on, I don't know
what I would do. I think I would go and
be like, hey, can I offer you some money to

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not tow my car? But I definitely wouldn't try to
fight them. I see people trying to fight tow truck drivers. Yeah,
Like those dudes have got to be ready to go
at any point because someone can be coming down at
them at any time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
That's why they leave the tow truck running just in
case of that. But you do if they if you
come out and your car is on it, you can
pay them money to get it down. Happened to me
in Austin. I was you know, there's a ut cheerleader
and I was at her apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Oh okay, stop, no, I already don't believe the story.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
And I came out and she was like, you can
park anywhere at summer, don't worry about it. So I parked,
and you know, I was leaving it. I was like
eleven o'clock at night and I come down. Cars on
the tow truck?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Did you pay the guy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
He'd the guy what a cost? Then it was like
one hundred and twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
So what happens here? Because I saw the video of
the tow truck being driven off by the guy who
stole it, and he also drove his truck that was
being towed and smashed into another car he was driving off.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Yeah, so he gets all sorts of charges stealing the
tow truck and then you know, reckless driving.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
And I mean, yeah, he probably could have got the
truck out of the impound like two. Yeah, but it's
all it never drives the same once they tow it.
I feel like it kind of maybe shift to my head.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Yeah, it's the axle like alignment alignment because they just
yank it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
Yeah, man, they don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
All right, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
This woman was walking her dog, an alligator jumped up. Bitter.
Oh oh, well, I shout out, Florida man, Yeah, a
lot of alligators. He's go for a walk and get
bit by alligator. Eighty four years old. Oh, by the way,
she survived. She survived, so she didn't die. Also shout out,
eighty four year olds survive an alligator? Bies, how about
eighty four year old walking dogs? How about dogs walking
with old Yeah? All that so CNN and WBBA. She

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was out walking her dog and they were near a pond,
and she said she heard and like felt as a
moviing and then boom a seven foot three inch alligator
boom at lunch. That are bitter legs and fingers. I
mean she she's I mean, she's an old lady. She
punched the alligator in the face. The alligator retreat A
seven foot alligator? Is that with the tail? The alligator's big.

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I'm looking at the alligator. It's thick.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Seven is the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
It's thick. It's a thick alligator.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
But my question is, so in Florida you just can't
even go near water sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
It sounds like if anything's wet, stay away from it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
You can't take your kids fishing. You can't go feed
the ducks.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
I mean because I mean you probably can, but it's
watch out for alligator.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
The rule is if you see water, assume there's an
alligator in it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:50):
That's the rule.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
How do you know the rule? Did you just make
that rule?

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
A People say it all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
I go to Florida all the time, and they say,
because you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Know me, every time I go to Florida, I'm like,
you gotta see gators around here?

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
You do?

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
I ask everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Shout out, she lived, her dog lived, but she's eighty
three and punch alligator right in the face. That's it.
Have a great weekend. See you guys Monday. Bye, buddy.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Get your bones on Bobby Punch Show.