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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to Friday Show. We got a big one morning
studio morning. So Lunchbox had a situation at a restaurant,
and you can tell us the story, and then he
wants us to decide team restaurant, Team Lunchbox. Everybody in, Yeah,
(00:27):
let's try to go into it like like like a
Jerry would. We have no information on him or the
restaurant or the case. We're trying to go into a
blind and so let's make our decision based off the
facts only.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Lunchbox, you're up.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I didn't like all that sarcast right now, most times
you bring a team Lunchbox versus something, we always picked
to something.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes, Well, anyway, I went to a restaurant with my family.
We ate, We asked for the bill, and I give
my credit card. The server takes it, runs the credit
card or goes back, and I see on the receipt
when he comes back a two point five charge for
a credit card fee. Excuse me, why am I paying
(01:05):
a credit card fee? I am not there to pay
a credit card fee. I'm there to pay for my food,
the tax and a tip. Why all of a sudden
we adding in a credit card fee. So if you're
gonna charge me the two point five percent for a
credit card feed. Guess what, that's two point five percent
less that you're getting tipped because you decided to take
(01:26):
that money from me, because I decided to use a
credit card. If you offer a credit card, if you
offer payment by credit card, you should be responsible for
the credit card fee.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Not me, unless unless when I hand you by.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Credit card and you go, oh, excuse me, sir. Just
so you know we charge a credit card fee. No
one told me that, just went ahead and added it
on like I wasn't gonna notice.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
It is interesting. I have never seen that on food.
I mean, I know some.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Places will be like, hey, heads up, we have a
three percent credit card.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Fee them to use a.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Credit card, but it's oftentimes advantageous for them to use
or accept credit cards because they can end up making
more because everybody has the credit card.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I think you're missing the point of the story here,
as he held it against the server, right, But if
you were going to take something from somebody, you take
the two and a half percent. First of all gets there,
you take the two and a half percent off the bill.
You don't take it off the server. It serve I
had nothing to do with it. You punish somebody who
didn't deserve to be punished.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, he decided to work there, he decided he decided
not to inform me of this charge. Like I've never
seen somewhere say oh, you're going to cover the bill.
You're going to cover the credit card charge for us.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
No, I'm not. I came in here to eat. I
didn't come in here to pay your bills.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
How much was your total bill? I was like sixty
six dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, so ten percent of that is six dollars, So
we cut that and have that that's basically less than
three dollars. So less than three dollars on what you
just did in that two point five percent, it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Was like one dollar sixty five cents.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
That's what you're fighting.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It adds up, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It does add up. But that one dollar sixty five
cents would be enough to go. You know what, I'm
not going to go back to that place anymore more
so then I'm going to punish this waiter by taking
money from him.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I just felt like it was a very shady tactic
by this restaurant, Like who does that?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I think everybody, or at least a lot of restaurants
do what says they can just mark up the food.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, that's fine, mark up the food, but don't add
like I'm covering the credit card fee you offer me
to pay.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
By not fighting about that, I'm fighting that you punish
the wrong person with your irrational punishing.
Speaker 8 (03:24):
But if they mark up the food, that's not being sneaky.
Of course, it is like, that's the same thing to
me if they mark up the food.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
If I go over there in a Burger's five dollars
or it's five dollars and fifty cents, I don't know
that they're making it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Somebody who don't know. It doesn't matter, right, So if.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
They had just not put the little, they could.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Just put it all. But that's not even the issue here.
The issue here he gave me matter of credit card
fee only once. That's a free country, right. The issue
is him, the person who had nothing to do with that.
When if he was going to punish somebody, he holds
back two off the bill and it's like, I'm not
paying the whole bill, I'm not paying the credit card fee.
You get to say that I'm not paying the credit
card fee, which tough pay you two bucks and they
(04:03):
just don't go back to that place.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's gonna hurt the worse.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But now you hurt a person who's depending on that
money to pay their rent.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, but now the restaurant will be like, oh man,
we won't we screwed this guy over.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
They won't.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That guy don't care. That guy will just know he
didn't get a tip.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He won't know why. He'll just think you.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Were a jerk.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Unless you wrote it down.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Did you write? Okay, did you write?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I should have wrote that down. I didn't even think about.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
The right team restaurant, team lunchbox, everybody team restaurant that
makes the record forty one to know lunchbox versus things.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Why are you guys pro credit card fee? We're not.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm not anti credit card fee because I understand there
needs to be a fee because they are actually spending
money to use a credit card. But I'm also not
pro I just am anti you by punishing that person.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Well, sorry, you guys don't see the way I do.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Jerry, We're sorry to Lunchboxes he loses. Here's a question.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
To be.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, Hello, Bobby Bones, just because I'm getting up there
in years doesn't mean I'm done living. Over the last
few weeks, I've taken a step back and realized that
my kids are doing extremely well for themselves. They don't
need me.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So I rewrote my will.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And decided I would rather spend my money to make
my remaining years amazing than put it away for them,
especially since they don't need it. My kids have seen
the plans that I've been making, and they know that
things like trips and cruises aren't cheap.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
They voice their concerns.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's becoming clear that their fears don't have anything to
do with my will, being they're worried about what would
be left for them. I feel like it's my money.
I can do with it what I want. But they've
been pretty unsubtle about making me feel like I owe
them something after I kicked the bucket. Should I feel
wrong about this? Do I owe my kids anything? Signed
Richard the retired Richard Justice for you, Buddy, good for you? Yeah, Richard.
(06:00):
Couple of things right, Like two things can be true,
and I'll give you the two things here. One you
definitely want to leave something for your kids if you haven't,
But two, you don't believe them everything and you deserve
the right to live, and you deserve the right to
live a life that you've created for yourself. So those
kids scrowm mildly complete Yeah, yeah, mildly scirl like in
(06:20):
a loving way. So dude, first of all, good for
you. You should be able to go out and live your
life because you're you created this life. I don't know
that I would have told them. I don't think I
would have invested the time to go. Here's the new
will guys, And if you look, scull out now, keep scrolling,
keep scrolling.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Not good that?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
So I think this is just a very direct conversation
with these little snot nosed brats, and it's like, hey,
you guys are set up. There are a couple of things,
and you can even change the real life story and
you can go listen for me, I feel like you
have been set up so well that I want you
to thrive based on what you've been provided up to
(07:04):
this point, and there'll be something for you. And you
know what, I might even go back in and change
it again. But I've set you up in a way
that I don't want to give you so much that
you don't have to work and you don't have the
need to, and just set a bunch of bull crad
words and then floating there.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You might change it again later, because you might. I won't.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
But they also need to understand that you are living
your life. They're adults. You set them up, and if
they don't understand that, then they're not even your kids.
Yeah right, I don't think that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You just Richard, don't feel guilty. Here's what I think
is gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
If I can just predict the future, You're gonna go
do a bunch of this stuff and realize, ah, you're
not that fulfilled. Some of it's fun. You kind of
get it out of your system. You can only go
on so many cruises. Although I did see a woman
who sold her house and living on a cruise. Now,
oh that's cool. Yeah, it's like that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Yeah she For some people, they do that, and it's
like cheaper than trying to lift somewhere on land.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Like if that's like your thing and you want to
do that and you're able to retire and do that,
that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So Richard, go live your life.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
My prediction is you're going too sooner than later, get
out of this little season of I need to go
and ride fou manchuw and go skydiving, rocky mountain climbing,
all that live like you're dying stuff from the song.
But the kids need to have a talking to and like, hey, guys,
I get you. You'll be taking care of you have
been taken care of, but you got to let me
live my life.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
That is crazy to me that they would. I can't
imagine saying that to my parents. Feeling that way about
my parents, Like, don't go experience.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, lot, that's my money, No it ain't.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, hey your money nope nope.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah. The problem too is letting them know what they're
what was in the wild to begin with. Yeah, because
if you tell them that, then they know what's taken
away from them. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh that sucks. What does I mean? I feel bad
for the kids?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, he said, they're set up fine. They wanted to
go and and like, and they're doing well for themselves.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
I don't understand that leaving something for your kids anyway,
Like you sacrifice your whole life for them, like you
raise them, you paid for everything for them. Now it's
time for them to live their life and me live
my life.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Amen. You're saying that from a dad. If I were
a kid, though, and if you're saying that, I'd be like, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
I get that.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It's more fun when like it's a surprise.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I agree, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, just tell them, Hey, whoever acts the best in
the next five years, I'll lift you up in the
will make it a game, make it look again. There'll
be a lottle time extra for you. Huh. I don't
feel bad, Richard. I'm proud for you, dude. Great job,
thank you for emailing us. Close it Up. Amy does
not know the challenge it's about to happen, but she
claimed that she can nail Hines Ketchup by just tasting
(09:36):
it blindly, because the whole story was iced Await tables
and we just refilled the Ketchup bottles, even if it
was a Hins with whatever, we get it in bulk
and you just dump it in there. It never really
was the same brand.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And she was shocked, and she was shocked.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Listen to this, this is her.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Okay, well, back up, you're telling me if you had
a Hines Ketchup bottle on a table you'd fill it
with whatever cheap stuff I would be able to know
you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yes, yes, Not one time in the history of me
hitting tables did someone raise their hand and go.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
This is not great pupon connoisseur.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh boy, So let's see if she's a ketchup connoisseur,
because we'll walk her in. We have four spoons with
four different kinds of ketchup in it, and if she
doesn't get it, she gets put on the will of punishment.
And boy do we have some good punishments for her
coming up next week. All right, bring her on in now.
She will not be blindfolded yet.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
We'll look at it briefly, and all she sees is what.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, don't let her stare at them.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You can, you can look. You get set at your table.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, blindfolder now scoo, But don't let her stare anymore.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I thought I was gonna have to I forgot this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So we played the club back practice. That's why we
didn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
We played the club back of you saying you're a
ketchup connoisseer, and you sure would have known. So we
have four spoons. These are black plastic spoons. Each spoon
has where's Abby? Why are you asking about Abby? He's
a connoisseur of Why would you Why did you yell
where's Abby?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
If she put on a I was blindfolded ready to go,
and then I was.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You don't have to yell out her because you have
a blindfold on.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh it's so.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
It's so weird because sometimes in one of your senses
is taken away, your other ones are heightened.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, okay, So there are four spoons in front of you. Hey, Scuba,
have Abby come in and feed her the spoons because
if Amy puts her hands down, it's gonna go right
into the ketchup.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
So that's why she was looking for Abby.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I think she just didnt feel comfortable Scuba aggressively tying
her head up.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So, Amy, you have four spoons in front of you,
and you can pick the number one, two, three, or four.
One of them is Hines, the other three or three
different random brands. If you win, we will declare you
are the master of the kitchen connoisseur or the ketchup connoisseurs.
If you lose, you're on the will of punishment next.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Week will punishment.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You can't make a bold statement like you just did,
and not be out for will of punishment.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
My dad used to say that ketchup or.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Was the fruit of the sea.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
No, but like good quote.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Something like food was just a carrier for me to
get ketchup in my body.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, food's like a conduit for ketchup.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Conduit. That's the word.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
It's a lot of great saying.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
That's what he would say about me and my love
for ketchup hind specifically.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Okay, Amy, you have four spoons full of ketchup. Pick
a number one, two, three, or four? Okay?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Do I get to try them all and then tell
you correct?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Okay one?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, Abby, would you hand her the stick for one? Ammy,
put your hand out, This is the stick for one.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
If I don't know what they are, why can't I
look at them because they're they're colored slightly different?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay and no, no, you can hand.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It to her from the.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You're going to would she?
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Oh no, there's ketchup everywhere?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Feed her?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay, now you got it.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, Ammy's eating spoon number one. That that itself weird.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
You can just do a tongue in I can tell
you one thing, not not hinth.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The friend bucket dash.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Why do you have a lisp all of this.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So you don't think number one at times?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
No? That does. I have a list of.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's our okay, okay. Would you like number two or
you go different number?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
How do I clean my palate?
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Can we get a water?
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Right?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Get water too?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
We get a little water, little water coming at you
right now?
Speaker 7 (13:23):
We throw it at her too.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Do you want to clean your palate first or no?
It's fine, Okay, let's go in number two. And you
could also say it could be and you'll come back
to it. She's going with a spoon. Number two. She's
just nibbling, which is better than the last time she
went full in.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She parked the car fully in the garage.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Number one.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
It's like she's scared to eat it now.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, well just catch up.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
No, I'm using I'm using my tongue to check out
the texture, sister, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Okay, so to a standing by.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
I don't think so, but maybe okay, So, I don't
know if I have an aftertaste of one, you have a.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Water coming at you, okay, Ibby scorched in her face
like a football player. Okay, there you go, clean neck Palada.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Amy was number two tour.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
It was one number three please.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, number three, so number two is still on the running.
But she's gonna go number three.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Oh don't know.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
She has a white shirt onto real smart.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, she didn't know, had no idea.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Her eating method is so weird.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Now it's blind she's blindfolded.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
She's just dipping her tongue in the eating it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
But it's just catch up.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You're act like she's taking a full spoon.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Interesting, she's going back in. She did a little smell. Oh,
I think she's she's digging on three a little bit.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Hows some flavor to it.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Not interesting, probably catch up flavor.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
No, like a like a after taste. I don't recognize.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's like wine. I think this was twenty twenty three
from the region of des Moines.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
She's shaking the ketchup.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, three, Are you eliminating it or keeping it for later?
Speaker 6 (15:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
So you're keeping it for later?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Water okay, on the ground or the table.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
So so far, she's trying to find heinz ketchup.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I think doing one first ruined me. It was so sour.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, So one is out of the running, but two
and three are still in the running. Let's go number four.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Do we have any French fries or something?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
We're fresh out of French fries.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, wea had them all before you got here. It's
like the movies, everything before the movie started. Okay, Amy, final,
it's number four the ketchups.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
She smells familiar.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
She smells familiar.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh oh, how she tastes?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Does she taste familiar?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:58):
That's not her?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Okay? So I mean is she's going like a lizard,
but really slow with her tongue like it's.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Like I don't hate it, but I don't.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Yeah, is it going back again?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
She's going back again?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
That's okay, So one of.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Liking it, I think I actually I've been trying to
just do the that's sasa, just do the tip, but
I need more.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Okay now, Okay, One and four dead, So we're gonna
go back to two and three. The two that damy
is as h the Captain Ken Racer. Do you have
another drink of water?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Can't she identify the Heines ketchup?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
She's a ketchup connoisseur. Let's go back to number two please,
I mean, if you'll hand a number two?
Speaker 7 (17:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Oh my gosh, go ahead, Amy, don't don't peak, don't peaks.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Little sniffers is sniffing it out.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
She going a little tongue.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You got to get the spoon.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
There you go, there she is, there, she is, Yeah,
that's her. She tastes.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
She did the head like it could be okay, so
that she's gonna test three. Now, let me clean that
palette real quick and then you'll make your decision. You've
already eliminated one and four.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
H she may even go back to four. She liked her.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I really hope I don't let my family down.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
You think they'll be let down, You think they care
after this?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
There we go, here's back to number three.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Deep into it.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
She herself on the forehead with the spoon.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
Who she likes that one.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
It's just a weird little it's a weird. Listen. Let
me tell you. If one of these is something.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I promise you nothing. I let trust me.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They tried that bit and I said, no, we're not
putting something that's not ketch up in it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh I know nothing like that.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
If one of them is like a knockoff, they did
a good job.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I thought she could say, you mess with it? Can
we do it on that prank too?
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Oh yeah, no, I'd sue you.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
What are you good luck?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Please?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
She went back to two.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
She wants them on the same time. Yeah, double fisting.
I've never seen something.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Oh okay, she got them up.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Oh, go ahead, and they're shaken.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
She's so nervous she's put two back in her mouth.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Okay, just.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Seems a little thicker.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, all right, and then let's go back to three.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
She likes two.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I don't know, but threeles sounds great except for the aftertaste.
There's like a weird aftertaste on three. Apparently there's a
different way.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
To do the texture of two on my lip. It
doesn't feel like heines.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
So your answer is, gosh, it sort of tastes like it.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
It's pretty too sweet.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Amy, did you say three has the aftertaste?
Speaker 6 (19:34):
Three has like this weird tang thing happening, like a
spice in it that it doesn't seem familiar. But maybe
because I'm blind. But like, if I were to, can
I touch it with my finger?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Amy, that feels like kines.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Wait, what have you been doing?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
What in the world.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You feel it thees me.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
She's like, can I rub this over my body?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (20:07):
Yeah, that's too thick.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's too thick.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
That too is too thick.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
So your answer is.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
I guess it's three.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Your answer is three?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Are you committed to three?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
I'm committed to three?
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Yeah, so you can take your blindfold off, give her
a napkin, right to white wall it off?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, you use a blindfold.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I mean, what is the shirt?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That's someone's shirt, that's letchboxes underwear from soccer.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
That's where the prank was.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
No, it's a pinpin Joy shirt. I don't want to
put ketchup on it.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
So number one, which Amy eliminated quickly, was this bottle here, uh,
Whole Foods organic tomato ketchup. Oh so number one it
was not Heines. She knew from the start that wasn't Heines.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
So she's still in the mix.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
A job.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Hey, Amy, you're good.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
I mean you can take the blindfold all right?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Yeah, well I was cleaning my hand.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I mean you can take it off for she prefers
us blindfolded.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
I want to now that I've selected it, I want
to see it with my eyes because oh I feel
pretty good. Oh my gosh, shoot, is it four? It's not.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Do you want to change your mind after seeing it?
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Oh? She can't do that.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
No, I can't do that. I don't think that'd be fair.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But now, because this is regulated by the government.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Scholarship online, guys, three looks a little dark.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well so does Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And you know you keep.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Him you like me?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Hold on, I know I can't change my hand.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
You literally can change. You literally can change if you want.
She's she's going back to four. Now she's going back
to three.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
What did she picked three? Three?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
But now she's going back to four. She feels like
it's four, and now will letter change if she wants to?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Or Tangy fourteen had a secret three having.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
A secret three?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, so number two, which you did not pick. If
something called rouse ketchup made from home Roma tomato homemade,
I guess they will not be a sponsor.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Now you know they got good spaghetti Sauce's.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
No. Two.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
I was debating between two and three, okay.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
And so she picked three, but then she went to
four and then back to three, and you're settling.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
With three, unsettling with three?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Amy the ketchup connoisseur has selected number three as Heinz
ketchup at number three Heinz and it's organic.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
That's tricky because it does taste different.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Heinz Tomato ketchup organic amy is the greatest ketchup Connoisu.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Maybe we will never doubt you again.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Thank you way to monetize this.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Wow, this is Joey.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
When you found the hand that the twin hands on friends,
the guy that had the hand twin.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
I will say, I think I struggled a bit because
the hinds you have is organic. It does taste different.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, you're the winner than the have no punishment. You'd
be celebrated and your family we're out.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Yes, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Boy. I mean, this couple got married. Their names are
Olivia and Bradley. Yeah, American couple, just living life in
the heartland. You know what I'm saying. Well, Olivia's last name,
which she gives up is Morris. Bradley's last name, which
she then takes is Blizzard. Olivia Blizzard Olivia and Bradley Blizzard.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
So, like that has to be like a half strike
against him when you meet him, Blizzard.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
If that's the last name ever even heard of that
as the last name.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I know, because it's just weird. It ain't bad, it's
just weird.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Well, I mean I think of Dairy Queen.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Thank you for saying that. So what happens is they
get married and then Dairy Queen's like they're the Blizzards.
So Dairy Queen comes in wedding reception like throws them
at a DQ location, this big first of all engagement photo,
all these gift cards, all this DQ swag, a custom
Missus Blizzard jacket. They did a blizzard bar at the
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wedding that was in Collinsville, Texas. They sent a whole
franchise e with a blizzard. It's a whole blizzard fest
because Dairy Queen saw mister and Missus Blizzard.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's awesome, amazing.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, that's cool. It's from People magazine, that story. But
let's say you were dating a guy and you're twenty
seven years old. You just start dating them and it's
just going okay, and his name is Jonathan Blizzard. Yeah,
if it's just okay, like that name is probably if
all things are even, you know, you don't want to
be known as Amy.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Blizzard, but I could get past.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So you have to get past it is my point, right,
So unless things are going good, yeah, that's going to
be like a mild strike against in the categories of
should I break up our show if there's a question.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Right, Yeah, you know, it'd be like if you met
a guy.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Name it's so silly to say hippopotamus. Yeah, that would.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Be you know, that would be weird. There's nothing wrong
with the hippopotamus.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But do you want to be Amy Hippotamus for the
rest of your life? Yes, but I thought that was cool.
A dairy Quinn, Yeah, that is really cool.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And the Blizzards, Yeah, congratulats graduations.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Do you think sometimes just like moving forward? If she
gets asked her last name and it really doesn't matter,
she's just like Morris.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No Blizzard, like my real last name. My wife changes
how it's pronounced all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Okay, Blizzard, we're the Blizzards.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, you don't have to do us. What's good?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yea, how do you make hippopotamus better?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Take a minute? All right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
I think he's funny, he corrects me up sometimes Big
ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, before it went on, it's like, wow, saved by
the Bell.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
The new class had a longer run than the original
Save by the Bell and produce more episodes. Really yeah,
and the new class sucked yeah, but had a longer run.
H wow yeah exactly, wow wow wow fun fact Friday, Amy,
you're up.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
So, I don't know if this is like fun fun,
but it's interesting. When a was stings a human, uh,
they emit this chemical that signals the rest of their
colony to potentially attack you. So they basically drop pheromones
on you that are like, yeah, we don't like you.
So it could trigger a social response from their buddies.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
So that would be why people get stung a bunch
at once.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Maybe because they're leaving that smell a message for abo
else to attack attack vulnerable giant.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Basically attack the vulnerable giant lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Being a doctor is a very esteemed uh what do
you call it?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Profession?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Profession?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Thank you, But back in the day, they didn't have
a test that diagnosed diabetes.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
So they taste your.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Urine, No they wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's terrible if it tastes it like sweet fruit. That
was the first sign of diabetes. I would definitely have
an assistant do that for me.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
As a doctor. You get your nurse to do that.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yeah, who thought of that?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Nurse Betty?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Taste this please?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Huh? That's gross disgusting.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So, everybody here that has an iPhone, you've already promised
that you will not use Apple's music app to make
nuclear or chemical weapons. There's a line of the terms
and conditions that you've agreed to. Could we never read them? Never?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That prohibits it.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Were you planning on doing that?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Nope, But now that I know, I for sure will
not do that.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Morgan.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
The universe's average color is.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Called cosmic late average color.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I took all the colors and, like app, smash them
all together.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
The color of our universe is cosmic late. So in
a two thousand and two Saddy.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Astronomers esteemed thank you professions.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
As thank you there, it is found that the light
coming from galaxies average into a beige color.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
So you just smush them all together. That's that's what
it is.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, I'm colorblind. I don't really care. I guess when
you hear color, I'm just so disinterested Eddie.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So the US Supreme Court building in Washington, d C.
Has a basketball court on the fifth floor.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Yeah, so with other judges, the clerks, whoever wants to let.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Off some steam for sure breaking hips five on five
baby crossover Supreme Court Justice Roberts He's hip torn out.
Cats can actually survive drinking ocean water. Their kidneys can
filter out the salt and use the water for hydration.
Our kidneys can't. We will dehydrate if we drink oceanwater.
Cats can't drink it. So the cats are good.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Johnny Cash's birth name was not Johnny.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Do you know what it was? Amy?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
He did not have any first name, Jr.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
His name was j R. Yeah, he just named him that.
And so when he and listen to the Air Force,
they said you got to have a name because his
name was really j dot or dot.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
And so he's like, okay, John No, he said hello, Hello,
I'm John.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'm a New York Force and then one more is
bad news. I don't know if this is fun or
kind of fun, like Amy would leave these with. Factories
in China produced roughly ninety percent of all Christmas goods
and toy sold in.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
America a little different.
Speaker 10 (29:24):
To the kids can have a few less dolls, which, hey, yes,
maybe we need.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
That, Maybe we do that. That's fun time Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Fun. Famous people with the most kids. Clint Eastwood comes
in at number nine with eight known children. When they
have to say known, there's probably more, but Clint Eastwood
has eight known children, several from different relationships. Mel Gibson
has nine kids from a long marriage and then later relationships.
(29:59):
Would guess that's not later marriages. How many your relationships?
How many your relations A good point? Eddie Murphy has
ten kids.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Why don't these other guys get a known Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I know some do, a couple others have non But
Eddie Murphy has ten kids with several women, including Melby,
Spice Girls and his longtime partner Page. Marlon Brando, who
died somewhat recently, had eleven known children. A famously private
(30:34):
but complicated family history.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
What does that mean he did it with a cousin.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
This is complicated.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Yeah, because he's pretty old, right, Yeah, he died in
two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, but a while then. Okay, Charlie Chaplin, So what's
crazy about Charlie Chaplin? Who he was, like the first
hilarious guy black and White movies, had the little mustache hat. Yeah,
but the little mustache which nobody else can have now
thanks to Hitler. Oh right, Yeah. Charlie Chaplin had his
last kid of eleven at age seventy three with his
(31:08):
wife Una O'Neill, seventy three in another kid. I'm surprised
all the tools in the shed work at seventy three.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Well, yeah, that's Robert Nuner was in his seventies. He
just had a baby.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I hear you, but I'm just I'm surprised that happened. Yeah,
like to be that old, and not only for that
to work, but for your body to still produce gasoline
that allows the car to run. Yeah, you know. Evander Holyfield,
the Boxer. Eleven children, Bob Marley, Get this, Bob Marley,
don't worry bad a thing. Eleven officially recognized children. Dang,
(31:45):
So there's a new term we had known. We had
complicated history. Now we have from Bob Marley eleven officially
recognized children. While he married Rita Marley, he fathered children
with multiple women. All right, moving on up, These three
are are still two are alive. Nick cannon as of
twenty twenty five. Now they put parentheses on that one.
(32:07):
This is another new way to define it.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Twelve children, Yeah, because I think he plans on making more.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
He fathered children with multiple women, including Mariah Carey, several
models known for embracing fatherhood openly. I think a lot
of guys would embrace fatherhood openly if they could get
a lot of models pregnant.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Yeah, but like fatherhood, does that mean he's like around,
he's being a father or is he just being.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I think so, I don't know, or is it just
the question is how present can you be for twelve
kids and twelve different houses?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Yeah, good points, so financially.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Probably maybe I have no idea, But I'm just looking
at how detailed. I mean, your calendar would have to
be all kids, all the time. They're playing sports. You
got a game over here, So I don't know what
that means. I'm sure they have something worked out. But yeah,
when it's like twelve children, he wants to have more.
I think he just likes having sex with models and
(33:01):
Mariah Carey and then babies just happened.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
No, I think he weird.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I think he says that you think he says.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
That that he likes a lot of hymns around.
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Yeah he wants like I would agree with you if
they were like also also had kids.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
With sixes, oh like six on the scale of rigs
one to ten. Yeah, yeah, if he had a lot
of kids with riggs, I would say I agree with that.
But because he keeps knocking up models and Brian Carey,
I think he just likes looking up with models I
like and not.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Okay, you know but in the hard had well maybe
he has looked up with those. They're just not officially recognized.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Uh well no, it doesn't say officially recognized, So I'm
gonna have push back on that. According to this article,
I have no idea elon musk fourteen children. Wow, and
they all have crazy names, right, some do, like decimal
and yeah, yeah he has a little dewey little uh
not all do and some of them, I hear, weren't
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through normal means what Like he wants to populate the earth,
so he just provided some and then some you would
see like the DMS where he was like dming girls
and being like, hey, I want you to father my child.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Oh my gosh, what a weirdo.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Allegedly I just read all this and saw this. Yeah,
he's got fourteen kids. DMX. He did die, but he
had fifteen kids.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Who were speechless.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
It's a lot of practices, that's a lot of touring.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
The late rapper had a very large family, many of
whom he mentioned in interviews and his music. Yeah, DMX
with fifteen children, can't even fit all those eggs in
a carton. There is somebody who I didn't put on
the list, who actually is the leader of celebrities that
have kids, but I didn't know him. He was very
famous in the fifties. His name is Screaming Jay Hawkins.
He had thirty three kids.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
How well, he let.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Me explain it to you. See, there's a bird, there's
a bee, there's a pollen. They had thirty three kids.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
I've never even heard of this person, screaming Jay Hawkins.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
That's why I said, I know he was either but
he's big in the fifteen but he should be famous
just for that.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Well, thirty three.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
The one person I didn't get too honorable mention Eddie.
I got four four kids kids. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, yeah,
but he did say non and it doesn't say now
they're all known. It also doesn't say officially what they
say about Marlbredo complicated. Screaming Jay Hawkins was a musician. Yeah,
(35:32):
Screaming Jay Hawkins was a pioneer for music in the fifties.
His child count, they say the exact number is hard
to say, but what they know of is thirty three. However,
Screaming Jay Bragg that is numbered between fifty seven and sixty.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
He was telling everyone, You'll never believe that was his thing.
That was his thing. Every city tried to have another
kid anyway, I hope everybody.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
So he was looking up with the REGs.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Oh he's looking up. He's probably hooking up with the
d rags. Like anything that allowed a and to b
he probably was.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
And this is coming from a group of rigs, like,
we're not like calling anybody you.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Know to speak for yourself. Did you make that up?
I don't like it.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
So I got to shout out Sabrina Hill. She is
an Air Force veteran, a reserve firefighter, a mom of three,
and she just earned her associate degree in nursing. So
all of that in itself was pretty amazing. All that
she's accomplished and what she's doing. Then her graduation, her
son Blaine, who's an Army specialist and has been deployed
overseas and hadn't seen her in like almost a year,
(36:48):
worked with her school to surprise her at graduation.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
So got with the chancellor and was able to be there.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
And surprise her when she was graduating, and it was
super special, especially since she was like, wait a second,
you're supposed.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
To be deployed.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah. I would suck if I were trying to surprise
somebody coming from overseas serving, because I'd for sure be like,
I can't keep it anymore. I'm going the way, I'm
only two hours out. I'd spoil it. I love these videos.
I'll watch them every time they pop up. The two
videos that I watch every time and that make me emotional.
One when like a mom or a dad surprises their
kids or family when they come from deployment, and it's
(37:21):
at a football game and it's like homecoming, and you know,
her cousin Brutus has got a walker around on her.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Dad, and a sudden, the dad's like I'm here.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Every time, I'm like oh, And then I'm also like
why the name of brutus.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And the other one is whenever minor league baseball players
will be sitting in an office and the manager of
the minor league teams like, Sean, you really been working hard,
and you'll be like, am I getting sent down? Coach? It's like, well,
there's more to it than that. It's like, we see
the work you're putting in and sometimes it pays off
(37:52):
and sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
It's just timing. But Sean, you're going to the majors.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
And every time I'm like, Sean, I was rooting for
your buddy. Never even knew Sean was that's all. I
don't even care about the pirates. I'm like, Sean, you're
my dude. So it does are good. Yeah, that's a
good story. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good. This is Molly from New Hampshire listening to.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
You guys talk about your super pet peeve and Bobby
you were saying yours was. Most people are like, hello, anyways,
I want to call it was one of my super
pet peeves, which is when people say, oh my gosh,
I was falling my eyes out. You can't cry your
eyes out, guys, me insane, like to say I was
crying so hard you want to say I was falling
my eyes out.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You know how you guys sometimes feel that I am ridiculous.
Huh And you go, man with the stuff you think
I don't even get it. You got that to me
a lot out. Yeah, I feel that way about that one.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Okay, so now you see.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
But there's a difference. No, the reason Hello is weird,
it's not because I don't like Hello. It's because on
Scuba Steep's phone it said my name and he still
answered like he had no idea who was called.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
It could have been anybody in the world.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Hello, dude, you.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Know it's me? Why and are so puzzled like that
is way different than her just not liking an expression,
even things like over one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
You cannot be over one hundred percent, right, and that's
what she's saying.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
You can't bowl your eyes it watch watch it.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
See no, no, no, no, don't know it, don't do it.
I prove it.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I hear you.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I hear you. But Molly, you have every right to
have that pet peeve because apparently all mine are stupid
according to all my friends here. Thank you, guys, for
being here. If you ever want to comment on something,
or you want us to talk about something, just call
our voicemail line eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. It's
the same as our phone number, eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. Now,
(39:39):
time for the Morning Corny, the Mourning Corny, Them, them, them, them.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
Stop it with all the corny jokes.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Me, what are you gonna do? Call the crops?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Okay, that whole thing.
Speaker 6 (39:59):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Her microphone it was on and she's like them, she.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Was test corny joke call the cross.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
And be like, hey, this one's a little unorthodox.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Well sometimes I do a setup like that, and you're like.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
You did a meme. You did a written meme.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Spoken, I did a spoken meme.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, so that's funny.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
How do you want me to say that? All right,
this is gonna be a little different. Okay, guys, all right,
them stop it with all the corny jokes.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Me, what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Call the crops? It's funny. That was the morning Corny.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I was just a little taken aback because I did
not know what you were saying, and you went them
and I went them.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I just repeated to you that.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Was a little weird.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
It was a little weird. My grandma and I used
to watch Will of Fortune all the time. I was
terrible at it. I was good at Jeopardy. I watched
it every day by myself, but I watched Well of
Fortune and my grandma, who was like seventy, would dominate me.
That would be the one show that I think i'd
(41:09):
say no to because I would go on and embarrass
myself and I would be bad at it. Oh are
you good at it?
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I mean I'm not totally terrible, but I would say
yes just so that I could spin the wheel.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, I'd rather not go on to finish last, Like, uh,
it'd be like, what am I going to get into
the World's Strongest Man competition togets those other big dudes
just because I want to be on TV. No way
I'll get dominated.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Yeah, I just think it'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
So Will of Fortune? How good are you? One to ten? Oh?
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Let me think about it. Probably five?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Okay, I'm I'm a two two.
Speaker 6 (41:42):
There's no way you're a two two? No, no, no, you're
doing no.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I appreciate that, but I'm awful at that.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
Ed.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
Do you think you're pretty good huh, pretty good, I'd
say seven. Yeah, because you can spin the wheel over
and over and keep guessing letters. I mean, but whenever
there's like but you're.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Not gonna win that way. You have to actually know
the puzzles. I mean, but you say seven, I'd say seven.
I'm pretty good.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
I don't know how Eddie and I are higher than
you were both to selectic.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I showed you how weak I am, though, Lunchbox will Fortune?
How good do you think you are?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Honestly, I hate to admit it, but I'm a one. Okay,
there you go like, I'm an absolute one. I watched
that and they'll get it, and I'm just like, oh,
that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I don't know how you knew that. I don't even
know what that is.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Next, so we have a friend named Brent who runs
our radio station in Bakersfield, and Brent has been on
a bunch of game shows, and so they reached out
to Brent and said, hey, do you have anybody you'd
recommend to be on Will of Fortune?
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Stop? Stop? Well are you freaking kid?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
You're not going to be mad? Lunchboxes? You're not good.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
I don't care a one. I'll still go on there?
But who do you ask? Who do you recommend?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (42:47):
What?
Speaker 5 (42:48):
I well, I have you?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Are you second guessing? You're five? Now?
Speaker 5 (42:52):
No, not at all.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
I'm thinking like you're gonna if you send somebody other
than Lunchbox, this is going to be a problem.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
No, he's never said he's been good, so.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Yeah, but he loves gameshow he just said he was bad.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
He's the one who said he was good.
Speaker 8 (43:05):
And I didn't even know about this, So I should go.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Wait a second, Bobby should go.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
No, I'm not going out I would not want to do.
What's okay? So who do you think if we were
sending someone should go be on Whell of Fortune? Lunchbox
even though he sucks and admits it.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Embarrassed trying to put him on a game show.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
We haven't been he has. We've tried it. We've tried
a hundred times to get him to go out there.
He won't do it.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Okay, find me.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
No, you're how disappointed are you going to be if
it's not you?
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Gosh, I feel like my grandma would be so proud
of me if I went on there.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Yeah, so I fe like your grandma would you be
disappointed at if it wasn't you, I mean, now I
would be yeah, Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
I would be a ten out of ten disappointed because
I am made for that.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
I am made for game shows Like I.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
May not be great, but at least it's gonna be
dramatic when I spin that wheel and I guess and
if I don't get it right, I'm gonna fall off
the stage.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
I mean, they need me on Wheel of Fortune?
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Oh my gosh, Like if they want, like maybe they'll
have a Battle of the Bads.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Whatever, just put me on.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
What a terrible show Battle the Bads? Nobody ever gets it?
Four episodes of four episodes of LA I.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Don't know, Ryan, do you believe in miracles?
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Like?
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (44:24):
I mean, that's just that he was a one out
of ten the underdog story of me going on Wheel
of Fortune and coming home with and losing one hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Okay, I need to get to what we're doing here.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
So I have the email because they reached out to
Brent and said, do you have any referrals as we
are casting Will of Fortune?
Speaker 7 (44:43):
Do you have referrals?
Speaker 6 (44:45):
I didn't write it, So do you take you that?
Being like Bobby, So.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Do you haver?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
No, he said, I sent this just wanted you to know.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Oh, he sent it on his own.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
He made the decision.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Okay, he said, hey, rich, who is the head of casting?
Someone to talk to for sure as you are casting.
And he writes a person's name. He's married and is
a dad. So that takes you out.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Yeah, I'm a divorced mom.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
He works wait for it in radio on a national
syndicated show based out of Nashville, Tennessee. Is really funny
with a great personality.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
Hold on, Munchbus.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
That could be mean. That's definitely not you.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Hold on. He has a lot of energy. He will
be great on the show. Well Eddie does go Yeah,
I can do that on the show.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
I gotta start practicing.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
He is a big Dallas Cowboys fan.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Who whoa?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
This is gonna be the problem. Hold on. He's a
big Dallas Cowboys fan and loves to cook. Oh, you
can reach out to Tim and he gave the email
and your cell phone number. Song.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Ohch if you get a call, it will not be spam.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
When was the sin?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Because I did get a call yesterday that I did
not from what area code it was from Michigan.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Oh, I don't know, Michigan.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
Probably I mean it.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
I don't know. It might be okay, but I'll be
looking out for it.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
But yeah, I know that's it. He said it about Eddie.
Speaker 7 (46:22):
Wow, this is amazing.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
I've never thought about being on Wheel Fortune. But you
said you're a seven, so you're the person that deserves
it the most. This makes sense. Okay, so everybody gets
ten seconds? Amy ten seconds? What would you like to say?
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Well, Eddie, I'm excited for you.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
He's not on.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
It was recommended to the casting doctor.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Okay, and Lunchbogs, I feel really bad for you. I
don't know, I feel torn.
Speaker 6 (46:45):
I don't know how to act like I would be
excited for Eddie. But that just sucks because Eddie hasn't
been dying to get on a game show and Lunchbox has.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Lunchbox hasn't been because he's done absolutely nothing to get
on a game show. He talks about it, right, everybody
talks talk. So I don't feel bad for because we've
given him opportunities. We've said, you can take.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Time off work and go to LA and try to
get it, and he doesn't do it.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
So I don't feel bad for him. Okay, it's like
his business deals. He always has ideas, he never does it.
So I don't feel bad for people who don't actually
try what they want.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Okay, I do, but this is cool. I mean we
should probably train.
Speaker 10 (47:21):
He hasn't made it, guys, I know, but just in case,
like you know how Also.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
I had nothing to do with it. And secondly, I'm
glad when you guess said how good are you? Because
if Lunchbox said nine, I'd have felt bad. That's where
I would have felt bad because I thought he was
the best. I don't feel bad because he talks a
bunch of crap, and but I would have felt bad
had he been like, yeah, I'm really good, I'm a
nine at this.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I've been like, ohh and I go I'm trying to
win it.
Speaker 8 (47:42):
I'm not trying to be in the Battle of the
ba Battle.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Of the Bad.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
He just created a Battle of the bads concept.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Amy true, Okay, well, whatever we can they how do
you train they have at home?
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Will he hasn't made the game yet. Yeah, I would
answer every unknown call ten seconds. Lunchbox, go joke.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I mean, you want to talk about personality, and he
has no personality. He doesn't have the thoughts of his own.
Bobby's not going to be there and tell him to
guess this, and he won't know what to do. I
don't know how he's gonna do it. I mean, oh yeah,
I'm Eddie. He has nothing. What's wo that's so stupid.
It's just because they're both Cowboys fans that he recommended it.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I think brentce Ford and Iers fan so dumb.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
It is so dumb.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
He gives up on his argument so quick, Eddie. Anything
you want to say, this is real easy, lunch box.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
You suck.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
They picked me, they haven't picked you yet.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
So dude in California, some guy that runs a radio station,
picture you no casting director?
Speaker 5 (48:38):
You know Brett? Why are you saying some dude? I
mean Brent?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Okay, you know? Oh my god, that's why that's why Amy.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Didn't get back.
Speaker 6 (48:46):
I know, stop, I know Brent.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
I don't know why I just said Brett.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Alison over here she says, I'm dy lexic that you.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
That's nothing to do with the name.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
I don't name.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
You know the name.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
I know the name is Brent.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
I don't Sometimes you'll ever mess up. And I also
caught that myself.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Okay, look, this is awesome. Maybe we try to get
him on Monday or something to see what's up. See,
maybe we talked to the castie director.
Speaker 8 (49:10):
And maybe why he decided to go this route.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Maybe that's why I just called him breat because he
also didn't pick me.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Okay, okay, although Amy score was higher than lunchbox. Yeah,
he said one, so it doesn't bother me. If hadd
he said nine, I would have been bothered.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
And my grandma would have been Okay, your grandma's not
coming back to life.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
My grandma would have been excited too. We can't bring
her back. Wake Up, Wake up in the mall.
Speaker 12 (49:35):
And it's radio and the dogs keeps on time and
his lunchbox More game two Steve bred I trying to
put you through bog He's riding this week's next mine
and Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
So you know what this.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
The easiest a game ever.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Easy Trivia, Amy, What tea in the category of the
answer starts with T is used to dry yourself off
after a shower? How correct? Abby? What tea do you
ride in to go from one city to the other?
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Train?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Good Lunchbox? What tea is an animal that says gobble
gobble turkey, good Morgan? What tea is something you drink
when you're sick or cold?
Speaker 5 (50:32):
A tea?
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Correct? Okay, so nobody goes home first round, but if
you miss one from here out, you hear this sound
you've been bo Amy is the current champion with the tiaras.
She has three points this season playing a five. Lunchbox
has two, Abby has two.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Morgan has none.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Who thank you?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (50:49):
The category is music. What do you call a group
of people singing together?
Speaker 5 (50:56):
Acquire?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Me?
Speaker 2 (51:00):
What instrument has eighty eight keys?
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Piano?
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Correct? Latchbox? What do we call the words of a
song the lyrics?
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Morgan?
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Who is the famous musician who was deaf?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Who was deaf?
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Famous composer? Musician who was deaf?
Speaker 4 (51:21):
And I know Stevie Wonder was blind?
Speaker 12 (51:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Okay, that's correct, but not really the answer we're looking for.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, the famous composure composer composure.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
That's a magazine, keep your composure. Oh man, I don't
even know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
There's like a super famous one, but I can't think
it his name?
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Famous musician, composer who is deaf? I need an answer.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
Morgan, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
I can't think of his name.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
There's like one I know, composed of crap out some canvases,
and she did.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
Do you guys know it? Betoven?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Bethoven, Yeah, you've been.
Speaker 5 (52:05):
I didn't know he was deaf.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Morgan is out. Three people remain Amy. The categories baseball.
How many bases on a baseball field?
Speaker 5 (52:16):
Okay, for second, third, home plate?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Four? I'll take it. I would have taken three or
four because I want to gonnaargue with anybody because a
plate or a base, get it, it's base. Okay, Well
the home base, they don't be called it home base.
Just take your win.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
We'll take it with four.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Abby.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
What's the name of the baseball player who receives pitches
thrown by the pitcher?
Speaker 5 (52:40):
The catcher?
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Correct, lunchbox? How many innings are in one Major League
baseball game? Nine? Correct?
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Wow, that's the one. You go.
Speaker 5 (52:48):
Well, well, I thought seven.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I don't know why college football, but also maybe just
for wrong.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
I think high school plays seven? Amy of the.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Like seven.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
The category Amy is eighties pop culture. What Bear taught
us only you can prevent forest fires? Be incorrect. The
fact that she wanted to do an impression. She didn't
even think about it. Now, Yo, damn, wait.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Hold on, hold on, you've missed it.
Speaker 5 (53:25):
I know, but I want to see if I would
have gotten it.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Speaker 5 (53:30):
Says Yogi.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
The Bear was still not right? Is it?
Speaker 4 (53:33):
It is like Yogi the Bear?
Speaker 1 (53:34):
It is Yogi.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Bear, there's no dying.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (53:41):
Smokey Smokey Bear?
Speaker 5 (53:43):
The bear?
Speaker 2 (53:47):
He wore, he wore the game ward be.
Speaker 6 (53:51):
Know.
Speaker 5 (53:52):
Hey, I spoke too soon?
Speaker 2 (53:53):
She spoke it too soon? Now, Abby? Then it what
video game features a plumber named Mario.
Speaker 5 (54:02):
Super Mario?
Speaker 4 (54:03):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Lunchbox? What famous doll had a dream house and a
pink car?
Speaker 1 (54:09):
Barbiereckt Abby and Lunchbox remain Oh wow? Oh yeah they're
both tied it to famous magicians?
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Who is the magician famous for making the Statue of
Liberty disappear on live television?
Speaker 6 (54:32):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (54:32):
G the bear?
Speaker 1 (54:35):
It's not no, it's David Copperfield like Bonner Lunchbox for
the wind.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Yeah, I mean, I'm big into musicians. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
You'll get this one. I think you'll get this one.
What magician duo is known for? One speaking and the
other one remaining silent. I think you'll get this one.
What magician duo is known for? One speaking and the
other remaining silent.
Speaker 4 (55:12):
There's only two answers here.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
There's only two answers.
Speaker 4 (55:17):
Well, I'm saying there's only two groups, got it that
I know of?
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Blue Man?
Speaker 4 (55:23):
No, there's the guy that got Tiger eaton.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
What I need the both?
Speaker 4 (55:30):
No, No, I know, I'm talking it out.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
There's Sick Freed and Roy, or there's Pen and Teller,
and I don't know. I don't know anything about Penn
and Teller, So I'm gonna go with Sick and Roy.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
The answer is Teller.
Speaker 4 (55:47):
I've never seen them. I don't know anything about.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
I bet you would if you saw them, I think
you'd recognize them.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
Oh my gosh, are.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
You both back in?
Speaker 7 (55:55):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (55:56):
That is so stupid.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Children's books?
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Abby, who Green eggs and Ham?
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Sam? I am one second? One second thinking green eggs?
Speaker 2 (56:09):
And him who wrote Green eggs and Ham? Five seconds?
Speaker 1 (56:13):
Doctor Seuss, correct, lunchbox. What girl falls down a rabbit
hole in a classic story?
Speaker 4 (56:21):
A rabbit hole?
Speaker 1 (56:24):
M hm?
Speaker 2 (56:26):
That is what girl falls down a rabbit hole? And
classic story.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Girl I know is Little Red riding hood. I thought
the girl thing would lead him there. She is a girl,
I know, but not little red riding hood. That is
that is she goes to the wolves.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
Do you guys know it?
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah, lunchbox Abby is the winner again.
Speaker 7 (56:52):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Well, Abby has been going to therapy for this, for this.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
Yeah, it's working.
Speaker 5 (56:58):
It's finally working.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
Better. Help I need to win a trivia game. Help me.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
I've congratulations.
Speaker 4 (57:05):
Thank you, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Show sorry up today.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
If this story comes up. From Yellowstone National Park, a
forty seven year old man from Florida was visiting the park.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
When he sees a bison. He's like, oh, gotta get
up close.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Gotta get a selfie for sure, Gotta get a picture
with that thing for her.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
So he gets closer and closer and bison went bison Bam, Gordon.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
I get it. You wanna take a selfie? I get it.
I want to take selfies too, with cool things. So
instead of saying don't take selfies with large animals, it
should be don't take selfies when large animals can quickly
get to you. You can't take it's a distance thing.
If it's in like in the background seventy five yards,
(57:52):
take a selfie. Look at the bison back there, wild
animal that close to you. A bison is like six
and a hal half feet tall, but on all four
yeah so so not standing up on its hind legs.
Then it's like nine and a half feet tall. So,
and they weigh about two thousand pounds. So if they
(58:12):
decide that they want to as lunchbox as they go bison,
you go by son God, I get it. I like
to take selfies with things behind me, not a big
selfie gap, just me. But like the guy who was
taking the selfie in Rome at the cathedral or the
museum impaled himself. Like, I get it, But there's a
(58:34):
risk reward to getting so close to the edge or
so close to bison. So I think telling people don't
do it isn't working. Telling people do it from a
reasonable distance. I think that's probably that's how I do
That's how I do politics. So I want to be
crazy polar like everybody else is okay.
Speaker 6 (58:49):
But do most people know how to judge a reasonable distance?
Speaker 2 (58:52):
It's more than what you think.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
Can we need to like, yes, wherever you think it's
reasonable to take four more steps up, that's what I
would say, Okay.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
Box that's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
Wish me.
Speaker 4 (59:03):
Look.
Speaker 1 (59:04):
I have a pickleball tournament this weekend, and my very
first ever pickleball tournament where I go to a place
where there are other pickleball players. We play against each
other and there's a bracket and you play through the
bracket and the person that wins the bracket wins. That's
a tournament. That's a tournament I'm playing in that wins.
Speaker 6 (59:16):
What like? Do you know what first place gets?
Speaker 7 (59:18):
Trophy?
Speaker 1 (59:19):
Right?
Speaker 6 (59:19):
Money?
Speaker 1 (59:20):
You gotta be a prize a friend. I don't know
your partner, sister, I have no idea. I don't care, ribbon,
the glory.
Speaker 7 (59:27):
What do you mean you don't care? You want a trophy? Dude,
it's a big time.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
I don't want a trophy? Am I going to put
it nothing? I'll just stand on a podium and be
like I did and take a picture. But I don't
know that I'm gonna win. I've never played in one before,
so I really don't know how good I am with
my little crew. I'm the best, but it's we're just
all idiots, So I don't know.
Speaker 6 (59:47):
You're the best idiot.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Of our crew.
Speaker 1 (59:49):
Yes, but our crew is not that good, and so
I'm gonna go play and see if I'm any good.
And I'm playing in two different tournaments. It's a two
day tournament, so I'm playing singles and then I'm playing doubles.
Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Okay, so you are playing singles, I thought, so most okay.
At iHeart, I was telling our boss Tom Pullment and like,
I don't know what he was talking about. Maybe one
day we'll do an iHeart pickleball thing, and I said, Bobby,
Bobby is entering a tournament and he was like really.
I said, yeah, doubles and singles, and he's like, huh.
I thought pickleball was always doubles. And I was like, well,
maybe he's just playing by himself.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I'm playing two people by myself.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I'll show both of you no singles. Not as many
people play singles because it's definitely harder on the body.
Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
So what are you doing to prepare?
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Like, well, I've been playing a couple of weeks because
we were gone, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
So but I mean, are you gonna you're you're going
to stretch properly?
Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
And yeah, he's been training for this.
Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
He's been trying to brink of water.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I'm stretching. I'm getting at least three hours of sleep
at night.
Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Yeah, having a couple of.
Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Bites of chicken every evening.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
So I'm playing.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
I'll let you guys know how I do.
Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Wait, I thought we were going to come.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
You can.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I don't even know where it is.
Speaker 7 (01:00:52):
Well, you should find that as.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
It's in an email somewhere. But I've never been to
the place where it is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I don't even know the name of it.
Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Okay, Well, I because I have a place ride by
me where it could be.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
What's called well, I don't want to say.
Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Okay, pickleball court.
Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Oh yours used to be a y Yeah, that's a
cool place.
Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Yeah, that's where a lot of the tournaments are.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I don't know, but I'm gonna go play in it. Thanks,
So I'll let you guys know how I do. I'll
rather come back ahead hung in shame or like, wow,
I'm going pro, but I'll learn a lot about myself
over this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
H Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
We will see you guys on Monday. By Everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
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