Amy had to spin the wheel of punishment. What awful thing will she have to do after spoiling yet another TV show. Will she get the one she hates the most: an Olive smoothie with pickle juice?!?! It's Friday the 13th and Bobby was convinced something was going to die. He shared the origin of its superstition and 5 crazy things in history that have happened on Friday the 13th. In Easy Trivia, Amy and Lunchbox are both one win away from the championship. Can one of them bring it home or will Abby or Morgan shut down their hopes and dreams of placing the tiara on their head?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Welcome to Friday show. We got a big one
more in the studio morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What news station do you trust the most?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
No? I no, no, you say one on everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hold, let me reask the question. Then, let me reask
the question again.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Who do I use for?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Of all the channels, what do you trust? What channel
do you trust? Channels? How about that?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Of all the chanel?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Of all the channels, can it be a website?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Can it be a channel like Instagram channel?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, it has to be cable, YouTube, TV acounts, because
that's all the channels.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What channel do you trust the most?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's how is it?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Is?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's not easy.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's not easy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Lunchbok said it's easy, and I said, how's it easy?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What channel do you trust the most?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Okay, I cannot say that I trust any of them.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not one?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What what news?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Trust them?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And now you know what. I used to be an
avid Fox watcher, like Fox News. I loved Fox and Friends,
like Saturday morning you wake up, And that's what this is.
Way back or back in the day, things were getting
a little polarizing, but it just got so much more worse.
And then finally, I don't know if like the veil
was lifted. And I'm not saying there's like.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
That, but I was just like all of these people,
I can't trust anything.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They're saying, well, it's all wrestling, Yes, it's all wrestling.
They have to be a character. I know some of them,
and they're like, I don't even believe what I say
all the time. We're just told you say.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I think maybe two.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Once I learned that a little bit, like, I'm just like,
what are we even watching? And I don't want to
be inundated with this stuff. I don't want this to
be part of my my my uh echo.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I have an answer that the news that Americas trust
the most. I just wonder what you guys would say.
What do you say? You're say nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I really am struggling.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Would you say the weather channel? That's the answer to.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
The signs.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Of all the news channels we trust, the weather channel
is the most.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
They don't sway either way, it's just it is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's wrong a lot too. We still trust the most
because you can't really predict the weather. The news channels
they do have number two and number three?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What what news weather weather? Is there? Like another weather channel?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Is there a NAK channel?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, no, no, no, okay, animal Planet not news, but
that would be a trustworthy channel.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Stuff PBS number two.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh you're setting us up here, this is good span.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I could see scans mostly just documents what's happening.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Because that is the truth, it's happened.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What were you going to say, Well, I was gonna
say sixty minutes program CBS, Yeah, to program, Oh so nightly.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's a once a week program.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
ESPN, Oh that's good, that's news.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, it's news.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Trust Yeah. MTV, MTV chow is like one show. They
just show like ridiculous ones all the time. I mean,
it's so dope. Anyway, I was trying to see if
you guys want scream out of a news channel. No, no, everybody,
And it's not because you didn't want to, it's just
you don't trust, don't trust anything.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Like, it's wrestling. I don't care which one you watch.
It's wrestling. They have an agenda. They are the freaking undertaker. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And here's my thought on if you're watching any of
these channels, any of them, and you're not at some
point feeling a little perplexed, like then you need to
check your I have to check in with myself, like,
you know, perplexed about what we like If you're not
feeling like something's a little off or like I wonder
if that's your or you're not. I don't know how
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to describe it. If you're not feeling something when you're watching,
that's so if like check in with yourself, because you
maybe are just fed a similar propaganda over and over
and over to where that behavior seems normal to you,
or that rhetoric.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I just feel normal though, because it's all I see
all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I know. But no, you would be bothered if you
were to turn to any one of the channels at
one point, something.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
On any of the channels.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I know.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
But if you were to, Yeah, you should.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Try that one day.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Just now. I'm gonna tell you what I do. I
go NonStop Weather Channel. Even for election results, I put
it on the Weather Channel. I see who won. Okay,
well you guys didn't. You guys didn't fall from.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
A little trick, didn't get us. Yeah, congratulations to you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's anonymous bar anonymous in barre's a question to be Hello,
Bobby Bones. There's a barista at the coffee shop near
my apartment, who is seriously the highlight of my morning.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We talk every day.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
She knows my eggs, she knows my dog's name, and
they always throw in little compliments or jokes.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It makes me feel amazing at this place.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But I'm starting to wonder if there's something more going
on or if it's just great customer service. I know
their job is to be friendly, but it feels like
this person, it's a connection. I don't want to fool myself,
and I don't want to make a fool of myself.
Is there any way to know if it's just coffee
shop charm? Or should I shoot my shot? Signed brewing
(05:28):
up feelings now, I'm gonna assume this is a dude,
because most women don't say shoot my shot, So I'm
just gonna use context clothes. I'm not sure, but I
think it's a dude. So the first thing that I
would do, kind sir, is I'd have your coffee, and
I would sit in the shop for a minute and
watch how she talks to other customers. I would watch
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her actions, her mannerisms, her approach with people when they
walk up. If it's exactly like it is with you,
she don't like you. If it's not and it's a
little more subdued, or it's nice but not super nice,
you might have a chance.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
The difference, though, is you go in all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
There's a relationship between business and patron if you go
in all the time. So first thing, you'll watch, but
not creepily, because then she might think you're staring at her.
But you just have your coffee and you sit there
for a little bit and you just see how everybody's
handled by this exact person. Secondly, know what you can lose,
because what you can gain is amazing. But here's what
(06:33):
you can lose. You don't get to experience that coffee
shop the same anymore. If you try and it's a no,
you don't get to go back and feel that it's
just like your coffee shop. It's fun, it's free, it's comfortable.
Because now the person working the counter rejected you, or
doesn't he want to come and work up there because
you're creeping hit on her. So that's the worst case scenario.
(06:57):
Best case scenario is that could be your wife. And yeah,
in life, you have to shoot your shot. Now, if
you just shoot your shot all the time, you're just
somebody that shouldn't have a gun. You can't be shooting
too many shots, but there are times strategically where you
need to shoot your shot. So in order sit in
the coffee shop and observe, don't stare, observe what's happening.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
He needs to observe. Yeah, like you said, another regular, Yeah,
not just her?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
No, he's got to find like who else goes in
as what as he does?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
All regulars not regulars. Okay, Two, understand that this could
go drastically crash off a cliff, But three, it's worth
it if in your mind you're like, I gotta go
for it, because in life, you regret more things that
you don't do, more so than the things that you
did wrong or the things that you did right that
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turned out in a way that you didn't find to
be much of a benefit to you. Like you regret
so many things that you never even tried. Way more
so I encourage you to do it, But do your
homework first. Do you have any advice for the shot?
What kind of shot to take? Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I do, here's what you do? Hey, would you like
to go have lunch?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
But she's working, so it's like weird to.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Do that while in the morning. You don't eat lunch though,
so it's like, would you like to have lunch when
it's lunchtime?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I know, but I mean when someone if you're asking
for lunch, you're a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yes, both.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I just didn't know if he should like wait till
she gets off and then he goes in the parking lot.
But I mean she's in the middle of her workday,
so it's like, oh, you know, she's like it's a
coffee shop, she's busy, just in the flow, like really.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Not if they talk all the time, okay, Like we
talk every day as long as there's no other people
around and it's just you getting your thing, Like, hey, look,
I've been coming for like a year or so, would
you like to have lunch sometime outside of this place?
It's very forward. That hurts to do because it's so cold,
Callie that it makes you uncomfortable. But that's the best
way to do it, so there are no cross wires.
Don't wait in the parking lot on Amy.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sam, could you do it? What time do you get
off today? No, okay, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
The best way to do it is the hardest way
to do it is to be very direct, but only
do it if all the other indicators check. Now, if
you're a woman in this situation was the opposite, I
would say go ahead and ask because women have a
better sense of understanding the situation. A guy could think
someone being like, oh sorry, could go ahead walk on through,
(09:16):
the guy'd be like, oh, she wants to hook up
with me?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Could you slide?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Actually, all the woman's doing is moving out of the way,
Like we think any woman that's doing anything for us
at all, even something normal, is having manners. We think
all of a sudden they want to hook up. Yeah, yeah, like,
oh yeah, she wants some of this. No no, no,
she was getting out of the way. You were walking
through the aisle.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
What just like, could he slide her?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, no, because then it's awkward.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Did you even see it?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
How does she react? Did you just be direct? If
you decide to do it, or you'll never get to
enjoy your coffee shop again, find a new one, because
even a rejection is okay if it's done straightforward, because
you'll get a straightforward rejection. Oh I'm so sorry, I
have a boyfriend. In two weeks, you'll be back to
normal and you'll just getting your coffee. But if you
slide a number and she doesn't respond, like did she
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even get it?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Should I do it again? Should I do it?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Amy sent tracker in the parking lone drive it behind
her when it's dark.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
This reminds me of that time I had that regular
ups guy at my sales job before I started working
with you, and he would come in every day drop
off our packages.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
And one day he just said, hey, you want to
get lunch?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He said, hell, you want some of those package? Did
you marry him?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
And he said, uh, hey, like what works for you
for lunch this week? And I did? I went.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
We went to Quiznos And everything after that doesn't matter
because it's probably not going to be a connection.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
We never went out again. But then he still had
to deliver packages.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, but he shot a shot and now he knows.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
And everyone in the office made all the jokes.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
What can brown do for you?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, go get it, but only go get it after
you think it's able to be gotten. That's my advice.
All right, close it up. Today is Friday thirteenth. Does
that mean anything to you as far as does it
affect your day? At all.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I mean I think about it in a sense of like, oh,
I hope something bad doesn't happen today.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, I mean that's what I'm mean, Like it does
actually affect you?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
No, because then I'm like, whatever, something's not going to
happen just because of a date.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, it's going to happen. It's going to happen. It
could have been.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh so you believe in Like no, I'm just like, well, fate, Well.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
If there's Friday eight, whatever was going to happen.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't think like extra bad things are going to
happen because it's the thirteenth, But you may notice more
bad things because you're focused on them, and I don't
want to be focused on them.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Is it all because of a movie?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Though?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Is that literally that's the origin? Or is the movie?
Don't you think they made the movie?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Well?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Why don't you look it up? Whyse the guy before
you start challenging it. Here are the five unluckiest or
craziest things to happen on a Friday the thirteenth. At
number five in nineteen eighty nine, the stock Market mini
crash October thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine, known as Black Friday,
the stock market experienced a sudden crash triggered by a
failed leverage buyout. Blah blah blahlah everything fall seven percent
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costs a bunch of people.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Monday.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Number four the Andyes plane crash nineteen seventy two. Friday thirteenth.
That's the rugby team. They had to eat each other.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, Miracle in the Andies.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
That's Friday thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Number three The death of Tupac Friday thirteenth, September thirteenth,
nineteen ninety six. Oh that's weird. You think that's weirder
than the Andies crash.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, Tupac man got shot. We didn't expect that to happen.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
You think.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The Miracle and the Andies when they'd eat each other,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
They didn't need each other on the thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
They crash happened on the thirteenth, Okay, the German bombing
of Buckingham Palace September thirteenth, nineteen forty and Number one
is the coastuck Concordia disaster.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The Italian cruise ship. Do you remember that ship?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It was like twenty twelve that ran, that ran on
the beach Yeah, that was crazy. Thirty two people died.
The captain was later convicted of manslaughter and abandoned his
ship because he got out of it landed on the beach.
They didn't stop it. I remember that. I remember seeing
that video. I remember thinking, I don't know what I
would do, stay and record the video or run. But
(12:54):
I think you don't think the ship's gonna come in.
Didn't like dump over? Yeah, day, it's like sideways. It
might still be out there.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
No way.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I mean, did you find out what Friday the thirteenth
is based off?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well, it's unlucky for a lot of reasons, but apparently
for centuries. And I'm talking like we're going back to
the Last Supper for this one, because Judas, who was
who betrayed Jesus was the thirteenth guest and that happened
on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But you said it was just a movie.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I didn't say it was just a movie. I said
it seems like it would be before the movie.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I think I'm sorry, said it's Friday the thirteenth got
into me. I probably said it was about the movie.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, I think that's not me.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's probably the thirteenth got into me and maybe me.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Sorry, sorry, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. It's not you.
It's this the thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I actually have the real reason in front of me.
I just wanted to see what you got.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Yeah, well what is the So the.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
History of Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It is considered one of the most widely known superstitious
days in Western culture. It's origins, they don't have a
specific origin they tied to, but a couple of things.
Number one is the number thirteen that has always been
associated with bad luck. This goes back to Norse mythology
or the Last Supper. Both of them have thirteen as
being a terrible number because of something associated with them. Obviously,
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judas many buildings skip the number thirteen.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Fourteen still thirteen.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, no, no, there's no thirteen, no, no, no. Fourteen is thirteen regardless.
And Fridays have historically been viewed as unlucky in various
Christian traditions because Jesus was crucified on a Friday, So
the thirteen being traditionally unlucky as a number, and Friday
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being traditionally unlucky and seen as a bad day because
that was the crucifixion of Jesus. That is why Friday
at thirteenth essentially became unlucky because they combine the two.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Isn't thirteen Tyler Swift's favorite number two?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I don't know, Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's weird. What are you saying weird?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
She would pick that number as unlucky as Why are
you alluding to Taylor's Taylor.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
In that origin story?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
So Friday thirteenth happened in nineteen eighty and it was
kind of solidified with that, But it was so.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Eddie Taylor was born on December thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
She turned thirteen Friday though December thirteenth that year?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
But she did turn thirteen on Friday the thirteenth, and
her first album went gold in thirteen weeks.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So what are you alluding to Eddie? Now? It's getting scary,
is what I'm alluding to. What was her official date
of birth?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I'll look it up.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I think it's December thirteenth. What year It's nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh that makes sense?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yea?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
The album?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh yeah, that's the easiest.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, okay, So what day of the week was December thirteenth?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
It must not e been because they would have put
nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh my gosh, if it's Friday, man, this is thanks
for asking. Oh wait a.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Minute, Yeah no, because she turned thirteen on Friday the thirteenth,
so it wasn't a Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It was December. I actually touched, actually touched it into
Uber eats.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
What I don't know. I pulled up Uber eats and actect.
I pushed it so much and I typed that into
the search bar, thinking it was a Google search bar.
That's why I went, oh, you may have heard me go.
It is because I realized I typed one day of
the week was December thirteenth, ninety eighty nine, and Uber.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Eats, and they're like, we can't deliver you that nineteen.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're thirteen months. Arelli sticks are here there, Okay, here
we go. December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Not going to be Friday.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It's not a Friday.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's no way.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, it says, now, would you like me to research this?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, yeah great. While I'm researching, feel free to leave
this chatt to let you know as soon as I'm done.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
No, just tell me you're ai. You should be able
to do this super quick.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Did anybody else do it? While I was saying Wednesday, God,
thank you, guys didn't say that?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Why you made me go through the whole Uber Eats process.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
I was just letting you have your spot.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Man, you were figuring I didn't want the spot.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I didn't want you five minutes. That was like me
with a thirteenth. I knew what the answer was, and
I still let amy dance with it. You got me
back there you want anyway, Today's Friday the thirteenth. It's
no unluckier than any other day. You make your own luck.
What do you mean you make your own I don't
believe in luck. I believe there are choices that lead
to circumstances. I don't believe in luck.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
So how are you so lucky on the new table Lunchboks?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh my goodness, so much more lucky. I think you
only hear about me winning.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I was looking at that.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
We watch you, and you don't watch me when I'm losing.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
It's not a story.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, but you win more than you lose.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's not true.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
True true.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Three people at thirteenth and I'll kill everyone. I mean sorry, sorry,
the day got into me again. My bad, My bad,
It's time for the good news, Bobby. He's fourteen years old.
Cody Chalmers in Arizona found a wallet. There's cash, credit cards,
there was an id sees it all on the road
while he's riding his bike to his dad's house. He stops,
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picks it up, looks in it, and instead of keeping it,
tracks down the owner. The wallet had accidentally been left
on a car roof and then when the person drove off,
it fell off the car and there it was in
the road, which, by the way, I've probably done that,
maybe not with my wallet, but with food or something.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I think I have left stuff on the car before
once or twice. S They'll like, that's something you do
every week.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Me.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, interest, No, not every week, but I've done it.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Cody's mom, Carrey Instrucker, said that she's super proud of
her kid, but she did not expect what happened next
actually happened next. It went viral and this guy named
Adam Bailey saw the story and found Cody and gave
him an e bike because Cody had an old bike.
E bikes are awesome because they're like normal bikes, but
also you can push the button and then it gives
you like electric charge as well, you go faster. And
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then then that guy who gave him the e bike
ended up being reached out to and given it. So
it started the chain reaction because the person found the
money in the wallet.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The kid did.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Also he's fourteen. Thinking about that. You're a fourteen year old,
you find a wallet full of cash. Yeah, your brain's
not matured enough, so you're probably thinking like, why look
at all this money I don't have and you probably
don't have a job, so you don't have the ability
to make as much money.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So good for this kid.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You could also be in your forties like lunchbox and
if you found this wallet.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I mean it depends on the cash. If it's like
five dollars.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I mean, I know it says it was stuff full
of cash, but I mean they may be hyping that
up to mailed with cash, right, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
They over one hundred and thirty dollars in if there
was What would you do if you found the wallet
with one hundred and thirty dollars in cash?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Keep it? That's the whole wallet.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Though, No, no, no, the wall, I don't care about the wallet.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Would you just tossed the wallet to the side, or
would you find the wall?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
I mean, I may take it to the owner, you
know what I mean, like, hey, I found this in
the street.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
But to take it to you know where they live.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
If if it has their act I mean that guy
tracked them down, probably plust on social media.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh, I was thinking of address that. Yeah, I would assume, well,
you know, put my address in there. But Eddie's wait,
they come to your house anyway. Shout out to Cody
Chalmers fourteen years old, return the wallet. Great story, That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Then.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
The average person's attention span for a single screen is
forty seven seconds, and then generally it doesn't matter they
check out. It's down from two and a half minutes
in two thousand and four, So in basically twenty years
it's fallen from two and a half minutes. But to
be fair, we didn't have TikTok in two thousand and four.
It had fallen earlier. Right, it's like rewired, it's rewired everything. Yeah,
(20:26):
the average person's attention span forty seven seconds. Now, it
does say for a single screen, So I wonder could
you put up the same thing on multiple screens, and
you'd be like, I'm done with that, But then you're
still on the same show or the same cond point.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
See, you gotta be thinking, all right, what do you have?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
So there's a museum in Sweden dedicated to disgusting food.
It's called the Disgusting Food Museum.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
What's in it?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Maggot cheese, fermented shark.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, so we only think because we've been taught maggot cheese.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, wine made with dead mice and a raw bulls penis.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
See, but I'm saying all that stuff could easily beaten
if we were just cultured to think because we eat
other things that are like that.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
We eat mac and cheese, not maggot cheese.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
So it's a hands on sensory experience where you can smell, touch,
and even taste a rotating buffet of bizarre delicacies.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, how come you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Can eat, for example, a liver of a bowl, but
all of a sudden you boil one penis and you're weird.
That's my point, I guess.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So thank you, right.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I mean, back in the day, they just had to
eat eat every part.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, you guys, kids, these days you guys have it all.
May you're entitled, you think you're titled with the good parts.
Violence is actually pretty rare in bank robberies. It only
happens in about one of twenty five bank robberies. Most
of the time, the robber does whatever that motion is to, hey,
give me the money. Here, here's a note, gets the
money and leaves. Almost seventy five percent of bank robbers
(21:54):
going unarmed as well, So no gun really anyway, that's
nice of them, and they don't use or threatened violence
so much like the argument of the bull. Genitals were
cultured because of our television to think that bank robbers
going with guns, shoot up, boom, boom boom, give me
all your money, which that really doesn't happen that often
one out of twenty five times.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
So they're more just like desperate people that don't want
to harm anybody.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well, I think they're more of if I get caught,
I'd rather not go to jail.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Also for armed robbery. Oh yeah, and they.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Probably don't want to hurt people. You're not going in
to hurt people. You're going in to either have a
great heist that seems cool, or yeah, you're desperate lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Baby Komodo dragons, they will roll around in animal feces
so their parents won't eat them.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
No, that's what's crazy, is their conditioned to do this,
like genetically, they they know to do this without even
being taught to do this, because why would you teach
something to avoid being eaten by you. I wouldn't teach
a hot dog. I just agrill to run away and hide. No,
I would want to eat hot dogs.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Right, just instinctively they do it. Sorry, what is the
I need to google.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Promotor r.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Big old lizard.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Okay, yeah, yeah, but the babies know that mom and
dad they want to eat.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Them, so we're gonna roll around the poop.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Reminds me we had some like hounds as kids, Arkansas
Keith had. We had a bunch of different kind hunting dogs.
These hounds would just know how to hunt without really
teaching them because genetically that's what they had their parents
had done their parents' parents. Is komodo dragon's probably looking
for poop as babies survive, so it's just yeah, instinctually
in them, Eddie. So, woodpeckers have tongues that are five
(23:31):
inches long, and the reason they're that long is because
in the back of their head it wraps around their
brain so that when they're pecking wood it doesn't hurt
their brain. It's like padding for their brain. It's like
bubble wrap, like bubble rap. Yeah. It starts like in
their head, covers the brain, and then comes out their mouth. Morgan,
I'm gonna come to you next. But speaking of woodpeckers,
do you know the woody woodpecker? Laugh?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
No, I just know the name woody woodpecker, and that's
really from you guys.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah. So Morgan's a bit younger than us, so nothing
comes to mind when you think of the woody woodpecker
laugh at all.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
What if I go it like a hyena laugh?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
He goes ha ha ha, No, nothing, I would definitely
think that's bess in butt heads?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
What are they like?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I bet you only has to take spand for forty
seven seconds too, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
All right?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Logging you up so when you're exhausted and you go
to bed, your body shuts down faster than normal. So
when you jerk, you know, you're like fast sleep and
your body just jerks. It's your body signaling to your
brain that you're not dying.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I jerk a lot. Really, I mean no, no, when
I sleep, Like I wake up like that in the
middle of the night, like yeah, maybe so.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Your body is ling to your brain. Hey, Like he's
not dying, he's just really tired.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I've been told it's an adrenaline. It's adrenaline as well.
It's like stress.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You ever had dreams where you feel like you're falling
and then you twitch, like, oh, yeah, I'll take a nap.
Most of mine are not falling. Most of minor people don'
want a basketball to me, and I liked because I'm
trying to catch the ball. I've never thought about that
out loud, but I have that dream a lot where
someone's throwing me a ball, a basketball or a football,
and I jerk because I'm trying to catch it, Like
you're not ready for it. Yeah, like, oh, they never
(25:16):
actually thought about that out loud, but it happens all
the time. Finally, if you could only die in sudden
accidents and not my old age or disease, meaning the
only way we would die as humans is if we
got into a car wreck or somebody shot us, or
like sudden accidents, the average age would be eight nine
hundred and thirty eight years old of a person. That's
how rare sudden deaths are as compared to dying of
(25:40):
disease or old age. Okay, some people would beat the
odds lived to forty thousand. We do them and tell
me something good. She finally got her diploma at forty
one thousand years old.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
All right, that's fun fact Friday fun fact.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Amy spoiled a show called Nobody Wants This on Netflix,
and now we must spind the wheel of punishment. Yesterday
we walked through her punishments. Number one is a street apology.
She has to stand out on a busy street with
a sign that says I suck and I spoil TV shows.
That was pretty straightforward on the nose. Number two gross
(26:16):
teeth brushing. She has to brush our teeth with mayonnaise
as toothpaste for forty five seconds, then use pickle juice
as mouthwash for fifteen seconds one minute. Yeah, next up,
all of smoothie for her request. We'll use pickle juice,
ill use Eddie's portable blender, the Ninja, which we've talked
(26:38):
about many times.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
But okay.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Next, she has to give a lunchbox a five minute
foot massage with foot oils.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
On his soccer and gross I.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Believe it or not, But I would rather do that
than drinking all of smoothie like like it makes me
want to throw up thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Get Oh no, maybe it's just a full like a
full body work on the foot, like you're like rubbing,
you're clipping his nails and leaning down.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, you're licking between the skin and the lick and
that what they do.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
They don't do that.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Next up, dog cone. She has to wear a big
dog cone for two shows.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's not going to work because I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Able to you can talk yet to be a fun
echo or we'll we'll create a microphone that goes and
dips down into the cone. And then there's also as
you see here, there are two free spots.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
And that's just like literally I'm free, free.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
No punishment. Okay, So we'll spend today, see what it
lands on, and she'll do her punishment next week. What
are you hoping for, Eddie, I'm hoping for the That
foot massage sounds good.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I mean, don't you want to use your blender?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
You would think, yeah, I sure, the blender is fine.
I mean I use it anyway. But I think lunchbox
beat so gross. I think he benefits too, so correct.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
We win, and he wins.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
His wife lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Which one would you like?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
I'd like a foot massage.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
It'll put me in a better mood, you know, just
relaxing and having someone take care of my feet.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm kind of rooting for the gross teeth brushing. That's
pretty good gross. The manaise is toothpaste. Pickle juice has
the mouth washed. That seems pretty solid. I bet you
will hear some gags.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, you're definitely gonna hear gags, especially when the pickle
juice comes in.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You don't like pickle no.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Because in sixth grade was in the pep squad. I
throw up a pickle and I don't eat.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Pickles ever since then. So we'll do one practice spin.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
All right, this won't be it?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, you see what it lands one. Let's come on
for Wait, so you want a torture with the free one?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
When it does free?
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Okay, just go spin it.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
There's anger, there's some anger. Is there anything you'd like
to say?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Lord your last words? Wow, this is a fake spin?
Oh yeah, all right, let's spin that a good things oh,
so it got close to free, but it ended up
on street apology.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You don't want to do that one?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Really?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
If you can just have street apology now walk away.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I really don't want to do a street apology.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I don't want to drink the olive smoothie either, but
I just don't want to go stand outside and it's
just so awkward for me and uncomfortable. I mean maybe
I gag a little with the other stuff, but that.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, well, now we will spind this one.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
This is the one unless you want what's that?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
What's that that you're doing? What's that?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Nothing? Nothing, it's just a labor them.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Okay, that seemed like something.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You think I'm manipulating a will.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
That turns it to where it's going to land? Maybe, Okay,
are you ready should do that for Do you want
to know that? Do you want to do that?
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Practice?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
One practice?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
So now you've missed your your elimination you.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Really like, give that a real go, But it's okay,
just spin it for real. Let's get this over the way.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Which one would you like to start on?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
A great question.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Do you wanted to start on free?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh, that'd be good chances my fallback.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I don't know, just just spring wheel.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Do you have any last words?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Yeah, and we can do a song.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Watch I wait, blood on your face, big disgrace, spinning.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
That wheel all over the place.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Well you, oh.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I am well.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Show you again? Ready?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Is that a promise?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You can?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Let's spin it's this is the real one.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
I can't see it. I can't see it.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh my gosh, it's on free.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
So stupid. It's on free, so stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
There's no lessons.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
There's no justice in the world.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Do you know what I said?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
There's no justice in the world I've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
I said, Dear Lord, you think the Lord is listening
for your wheel prayer?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
I will do which Lord?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Lord?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
You for the children?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
You probably is the lord whatever? For the children. I
can't believe she hit that the free This is so
so stupid. She had like a ten percent chance of
hitting free, and she hit Free.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
And now she's never gonna learn to not spoil shows.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
No, no, I swear I've learned.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I'm not. That's six put on the wheel like this
with all of those options.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I mean, I feel bad for y'all because y'all had
this whole thing that out.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
With a lot of the freaking ideas.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
So we get some listeners are really going to hate
it. It landed on free hate it a lot.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Well, it is what it is like she got you
admitted before. You cannot manipulate the wheel.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I cannot. So you did that little it were just
for the segment of the show. She would have lost,
like if it were fixed lost.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You know what those odds are. She's going to spoil
another show. So let's just leave that stuff on the wheel?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Would watch we walked into it.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I actually quit watching TV about it.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, well there is no punishment.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
We will.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Hey, should we go get some lottery tickets?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
No? We shouldn't. We all lost?
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Well should I?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
You should.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
So shout out to this eleven year old in Alabama.
His name is Caleb McKee. He is being honored for
saving his eighty eight year old neighbor's life. Her name
is miss Right and somehow her car rolled over her
and she got stuck.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
He could hear her scream.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I know how you get out, you pull in, think
you put it in park, and you go up, but
she's in neutral. Yeah, and then you get out and
then roll back. You start rolling back and you're getting
out of it over your leg.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Okay, So yeah, she became trapped and she was screaming
for help, and he was playing outside and he thought
he heard something, so he ran over to check on her.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
He saw what was happening.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
He called nine one, waited with her until emergency crews arrived.
They were able to rescue her, but the whole time
on nine one because he didn't know her exact address
or anything like she was a nearby neighbor.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
But he was able to figure all that out.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
And nine one one said that he stayed so calm
the entire time and did everything that they asked him
to do.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
And so he was just recognized.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
By the Clinton City Council for being a hero.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
And he said, I don't really see myself as a hero.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's what all heroes said. Yeah, that's all right. As
soon as the hero.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Goes yeah I'm a hero, they're not really a hero,
are they? A good story? Eleven years old, kept calm,
that's it. I don't know the addresses of anything either.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, I was trying to picture if, like my son
was in this situation.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
And I do think that if.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Nine one one was saying go to the mailbox and
look for the numbers or get a piece of mail out,
like tell me exactly where you are, he could.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I would never thought about going to the mailbox get
the mail out. That's genius.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, I'd have been like, take a lot to the rock.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Then you're going to see a tree.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You've gone too far.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
I got a question, couldn't he just ask that lady,
what's your address?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I think car was a contracts.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
I mean, figure it out. He was able to stay
calm and he's say he's eleven. It's not like he
was like, oh March secrets are here, peace out. He
stayed the whole time.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
But if it was like just her shin or something,
she cars over, lady, what's your address?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
You pass out?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Also a good point. There is no right answer. A
great story. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good. All week long. Amy's been yelling jokes.
Because we got this voicemail.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
I was just wondering if we could get Amy's mourning
corny like she used to do when she was yelling
the morning corny. You haven't heard that in a really
long time, and it always made me laugh so hard.
So I would just like to request one of Amy's
screaming morning, morning corny, thank you.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And this is the last day of it. So sad
to say and also happy to say. Now it's time
for the final. Amy yells a joke.
Speaker 10 (34:56):
Amy yells a joke, Amy yells a joke. Amy has
a joke to yell to you, How do.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
You make a pool table laugh?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh no, how do you make a pool table laugh?
We had to bleep that. We had to bleep that.
We had to bleep that.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
How did you know we can't do that?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Why you can't wait to bleep that for the radio show.
You can go listen to the podcast because you can
hear it without bleep.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
That one was so funny.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
It's kind of funny. But you can't say that in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
But why why? Just when I said we knew.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
There's only two options with a pool table and the
game of pool. There's a stick, there's some balls, there's
some holes, there's all these things when you play pool.
That made it.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Could have gone anywhere.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
You happen to have a cleaner one or we just
end on that one because I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I think I must have just been an after dark
mood because I have so roll pulled.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
But they all seem a little.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Give us another one. We'll see. We have to bleep it.
It is one of the other ones. You considered, Ray,
get the bleep ready.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You can't get work, ye for it.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Let it rip whatever you're saying, let it rip and
we'll bleep it. If you considered it, we'll bleep it.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Okay, okay, go you want yell?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, you want the music again?
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Yes, my eyes are yells a joke?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Amy yells a joke.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Amy has a joke to yell to you?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
A nude man? No, no, no, how do you spot
a blind man on a nude beach? It's not hard?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
You have to bleep, You for sure have to bleep
that way.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Maybe you're funniest one of all the time.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Well that you messed up the setup.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Because I'm a little nervous, am I.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I think at this point in the morning, you can't
do I'm nervous, Joe.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
You can't stop laughing. My eyes are watering. Like I
have some other good one.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
We will not bleep that on the podcast. But for
the show, we've had to bleep two jokes, and these
are these are ones you considered, like you read over
these and thought this could possibly be good.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Yeah, Sometimes I'm in a different mood and I'm like,
that could be okay, because it's like, you know, some
people will get it, some people won't, so it's like safe.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's not about the getting it. But I think even
people they get it still may not be happy with
that one.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
I think y'all didn't have a trouble when I trouble.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
We thought they were funny. You just can't do them
at this part of the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Y'all didn't have a problem when I did, you know,
no need okay, but the one, yes, one of the
ones yesterday you didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Have to go to the Bobby Bone Show podcast. Today.
We will not bleep either one of those. This was
not some sort of effort to get you go to
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
No, y'all didn't. Y'all have no idea what jokes.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Are We have no idea never yes, but we will
put them. Unbelie on the Bobby Bone Joe podcast. Go
search for it. We cannot share those jokes heartly, but.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
They are good. They're good jokes.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, good jokes.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
We can't even really put them up on the Instagram.
We could like blur the Instagram and say for the joke,
go to the podcast terrible or you could do swipe
for the joke, but sometimes in the swipe pop second.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah you don't want that.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I don't know, man. We turned blue this morning.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Wake up, wake up in the morn.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
And it's on the radio and the Dodgers keeps on
Turn Ready, lunchbox, More Game two to Steve Red and
it's trying to put you through back.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
He's running his wigs.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Next bit, the Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
So you know what this this.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
The Bobby Balls, the easiest trivia game ever. The category
of sports, Amy, You're the champion, Go first. What sport
uses a bat and a ball all and has home runs?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Baseball?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Or softball?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Abby? What sport has positions like a quarterback and a
wide receiver football? Correct? Lunchbox? What sport involves three pointers
and free throws? Basketball? Correct?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Eddie? What sport did David Beckham play?
Speaker 9 (39:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (39:17):
You're out.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Morgan.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
What sport did David Beckham play?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Soccer?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Good jump? So Lunchbox has four. If he wins this,
he's the champ. Tr He gets the tiara? Amy has four,
tr Abby has three, okay, and Morgan has zero. Abby,
I do have this book for you to read.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Oh good, the Twin Thieves will help me. Yeah. Oh,
coach sent that over. Yeah, the Waite forestbaball. Coach sent
this over.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
So I love it. Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Amy. Ready. The categories pop singers. What singer is known
for the song shake It Off?
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Abby?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
What boy band saying bye Bye bye that.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Is in sync?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Lunchbox? Who sang uptown funk?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Bruno Mars?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Correct? Morgan? What artist is known for hits like bad
Romance and Just Dance Lady Gaga?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Correct? She sounded like a very tex it up animals? Amy?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
What animal appears on the Miami NFL football helmet?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Dolphin?
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Good?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Abby? What kind of dog? I don't know that I
would have got this one, But what kind of dog is?
Scooby Doo?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Oh gosh, I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Scooby Doo. He's brown. Hey, dang it, I don't want
to go out.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I know a hound incorrect boner? You visual if you
miss it, you get bone.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
It is great A great, ok. I can see that.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Maybe I would have got there, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
I think that's a tough one. Lush block.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
What animal appears on the California flag A bear? Good job, Morgan.
What are elephant tusks made of? M hm?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I know that ods trying to get them? Are they?
Are they made of? Calcium?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Are turned my head? I know I tried to turn
my head. I try to turn my head. I did
not do it on purpose.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
I promise that we're not going to say, yes, what
are elephant.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
What I'm gonna say you're wrong?
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Or right?
Speaker 8 (41:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
What are elephant tusks made up?
Speaker 4 (41:54):
No, you guys are all laughing, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Know what it's been laughed about.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
The elephant tusks are made of?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
I don't you guys all know?
Speaker 5 (42:00):
This?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Answer like just easily easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Elephant tusks are made of I'm not saying that word again.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
You guys all laugh, Okay, but I need to answer.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I don't want to give an answer.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Now, I'm scared that you guys are just gonna laugh
five seconds.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
I don't know. I'm scared.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
It's better answers.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
What are they made out of? Ivory? Tickle? The ivories?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Definite? I've never heard that. Well, we will have a championship,
thank you. Is it not getting to play any Yes,
it's terrible, but it's fun to watch.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Like Morgan, guess that.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Takes a shot. The category is numbers number? How many
items are in a Baker's dozen?
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Thirteen?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Wow? Good job, thank you, lunchbox. How many months of
the year have thirty one days?
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Oh gosh, I'm gonna lose the championship? How many months?
I mean she, I don't even have it. Okay, one,
that's not long.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's not.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I will allow you.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
I'm doing that too.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
I did not gonna say it.
Speaker 5 (43:42):
I don't even know what illow you.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
I will allow you to punt this question and go
to the next one. But if you missed the next one,
you don't get to play the next three rounds of
easy to.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Dang, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
You can still be in there. You can win the
whole thing right now, So we went the whole thing?
What are you doing the how much time does you
get on that?
Speaker 6 (44:04):
I don't know the knuckle trick, but I've seen people
do it, so I'm trying to do it.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
But I don't even know what I'm doing. How many
months of the year have thirty one days? What are
you thinking?
Speaker 9 (44:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
What walk us through your mind?
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Well, August, what I think time is up?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Well, it depends on how entertaining it is.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
You often get extra time to walk us through your mind.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Like we know, February only has twenty eight months.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
So that's out twenty eight days, not months yet whatever,
same difference.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
March.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
I can't decide if it has thirty one or thirty.
I'm trying to think. Do I ever say how on
March thirty first?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I'm going to go January though? What is January?
Speaker 5 (44:40):
January has thirty one?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (44:43):
I know December has thirty one because New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
You skipped a lot of months there.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
That's why I'm in trouble. Why down the line I'm
in between. July twenty fifth is my birthday. My mom
is born on July twenty eight. I don't know if
there's a July thirty on first.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
Man, mam.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
He's getting really irritated, but I just enjoy the show
right now.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
October, Oh my gosh, November does not have thirty one
days because my brother's birthday is November thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
And that's the last day. There's no more after him.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
I'm pretty sure he's on the last day of November.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
So I mean, do you have so far?
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Two? I have January of December?
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
If we go.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Half, then two have twenty eight and.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
Then four men we'll go with a wild guess here see,
because you're gonna go with two of them have twenty
eight days.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
That's gonna way to twenty eight days.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
February of twenty eight okay, because I know leap ear
falls on the twenty.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Ninth, and then what's the other month of twenty eight days?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Would it be phosphorous?
Speaker 4 (46:05):
It could be ill se sous my brain sucks.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Okay, that's not true.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
I'm just gonna say a number and hope I'm right.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Oh my gosh, what amy nothing?
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Are you mad that he got so much time?
Speaker 3 (46:18):
If this was reverse, he would be losing his mind
if it was on you.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yes, I got this he lived.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
At least he's consistently a hypocrite. Yeah, at least he's
consistent there.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
So whoa, whoa, whoa, you're up. Go ahead, yeah, I'm
just going to write down this number.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
The number is five.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Is not wrong, that's definitely wrong, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, it's already four June, July,
August has thirty one. August September I don't know about,
but October for sure does because Halloween's on the thirty first,
(47:10):
so that's already four five six. Then we know December,
so that's seven seven seven is correct?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
It is not five.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
I'm not sure what other day as twenty eight? It's
what another month of twenty eight days? But you've been boom.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
I want to just counted my knuckles and not even
worried about trying to get them right.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Well, the high ones have thirty one and you go
low Lunchbox, you have been eleiminade him.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Hey, Amy, you get to kick somebody out here?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Who would you like to kick out of?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Abby? Lunchbox? And MORGANA don't like this? You love kicking Eddie. Yeah,
you kicked kick one of them out of those three,
they are still long.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Eddie was, it's easy because he's the competition, because you know,
because I'm the goat.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
You almost said the best and you pulled yourself back,
and I.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Felt that is the competition.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Would you like to kick out Abby, Lunchbox and Morgan?
You don't know, you need to pick?
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Can you assign them numbers? And I pick a number?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Okay, no, I want you to do that.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
The hard thing, the heart thing. Who do you want out?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
You know, obviously want someone out.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Five seconds secondary, you're out.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
Five secondary, you're out, lunch I.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Don't want He called you a bench? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Okay? Sorry? Up Today.
Speaker 6 (48:37):
This story comes us from Detroit, Michigan. A man was
going to Los Angeles getting on an airplane, but he
was running late. Plane's gonna leave without him. He's like,
I can't miss the flight. How am I going to
stop the plane, pulls out his cell phone, calls nine
one one, says, hey, there's a bomb on the plane.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Headed l a work.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
It works, it'll stop the plane.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
I mean. Nobody goes, including him, and then he goes
to jail. But it works.
Speaker 6 (49:06):
The plane was delayed six hours. They were able to
trace the call to his cell phone.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Do they know his name?
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Uh, they just say twenty three year old man.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
In that store him because if I was on that flight,
I'd be looking to beat him down. Yes, yes, yes,
better for him. I did him like you do a
juror during a freaking trial.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
I do want to talk about what could be possible
HR violation, and Lunchbox is a person who brings this
to the studio because apparently he saw something that could
be an HR violation of what happened.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
Amy was eating a kit Cat bar and one of
our bosses walked up and goes, oh my goodness, you
eat candy. And she goes yeah, and he goes, I'm
just shocked by looking at you that you eat candy.
And I was like, I don't think you're supposed to
say that, man, Like.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
What part of that is bad? I'm just I'm just wondering,
is it like I can't believe.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
Like I mean, look at your the look at your body,
I can and like, look at your body.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Take it either way, like a couple didn't eat candy
or you eat candy?
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah, like, look at your body. I can't believe that
body has candy. And I mean it was you just
took it to a whole Jome.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
But that's how he I mean, that's what it didn't
He meant like.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
He got to take it to pervland big time.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
And that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
No, no, not him. How you thought that when he
body eats candy?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Didn't say it like.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
He literally goes.
Speaker 6 (50:28):
He literally said, I mean and she goes. Why would
you think he goes? Just look at you? Why would
you think you ate candy? And I was like, oh, man,
you can't say that.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
Man, I was in.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Because you thought that was inappropriate because it.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Was he was commenting on her body and saying, I mean.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Like sexual what.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
No, I don't be part of it.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
I don't agree with him.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
No, But I don't want to say lunchbox because I
knew right away that something was going to come up
about this because Lunchbox grabs his phone, which who knew
lunchboxs knew how to do voice to text or whatever.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
And I just texted myself, Oh it.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Looked to me, like you go like this, Yeah, he
talked to me because he picks up his phone immediately goes.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Show prep HR violation. Boss said, Amy, you eat candy.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I think it could either be taken like dang boy
like that eats candy or and that is not how
it was, Or it could be taken like why you're
so skinny? I can't believe you candy, which is awesome.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
I don't even think it was a reference on my
body or size. I think it's just his perception of
my overall like well being or how I look at
food like he would think that maybe I don't because I.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Eat disorder your history with one in the.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Past, maybe like my very particular eating.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
I don't know that could be one.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Healthy like look, I don't think we should comment on
what people are eating ever.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Or tool No, no.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
But I don't think any harm at all, Like I
think he just in It wasn't even said in a
how a lunchbox is?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Vega sound? What do you think? How do think he said?
What you say it back?
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yes, he walked up and he was like, hey, he's like,
whoa you eat candy?
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Okay, lunchbox? How how do you perceive that being said.
Speaker 6 (52:10):
He said, he walked in and goes, whoa, you eat candy?
And he goes and he goes, why are you surprised?
He goes, I mean, just look at you. I didn't
think you ate candy.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Look at you and.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
His hand he did the hand up and down like this, saying.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
I look at you with an up and down hand.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Guys figure with his hands.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
He didn't do that. He just said it was a
hand up and down.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
And I was like, whoa, I swear I feel like
you know that this person would not say that.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
No, I know lunchbox is just fishing.
Speaker 6 (52:39):
No, no, no, no, I just want to hear anyone
he immediately said. He goes, oh my gosh, I probably
shouldn't said that.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
Oh he said that.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
No, he's self reported reported.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
I do think he realized, like, oh yeah, I probably
shouldn't comment on food.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Who cares. It's not the food. He's eating a kit
cat and he's like, look at how you put that
kit cat in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's bad.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
That's bad, not good.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah. But if he said, oh, I'm surprised you eat
candy because you know candy's bad for you, and you
have a history of making healthy decisions. I don't know, probably, yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:12):
I just don't think we should comment on food.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
And unless there's a microphone on, because half the stuff
we say on the air could be an HR violation.
But this is all for entertainment.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
Yeah, this was behind the scenes.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
This is just like I feel bad now because he's
going to be like, I'm just never said his name,
but he's gonna listen. He's gonna know because he's the
one that said it, and he already said when Lunchbox
was talking to his phone, har violage. He's already like, okay, guys,
I just can't talk around y'all.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
He didn't like bite his finger and go like h no,
So no, no, I don't think you should report this time,
but be on the lookout for the next time he
does it.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Good job, Lunchwalks.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Hey, what was the thing that happened with chip Eston
speaking of crazy Oh?
Speaker 3 (53:50):
And like, well, gosh, she's talking about things on the
show and then people getting nervous talking around us. He
came up and I had on silver cowgirl boots.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
So chip Eston played Deacon Nashville is on Outer Banks
right now is a country music singer, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
So he comes up and he's like, oh god, it's like, shoot,
I was gonna I was gonna compliment your boots, but
I remember, like ten years ago you whatever shoes you
had on, I complimented them. And then it came up
on the show the next day, and somehow it turned
into that if a guy compliments your shoes, he's hitting
(54:25):
on you and awkward for him. I mean, he's been
happily married for a very long time, like we do, though,
like I know, and then I'm like, awkward.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
I don't remember it, but it sounds like something we
were years ago. I said.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Honestly, I was like, I don't, I don't. I don't
remember that happening, but you're it probably did. Probab definitely
could see that unfolding that way. So I'm sorry if
there was ever anything uncomfortable, and now ten years later,
you're hesitant to compliment on my boots.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, I guess that would scarm poor Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
I think that we have a lot of artists that
have held on to things that happened a long time ago.
Makes him a little different, like he's not upset about
it or anything, but like sometimes big artists will come
in here and they're like a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, well we just bring people in like they're one
of us. Yes, and some people aren't comfortable with what
we do with each other, what we do with them.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, I think we just don't know what they're going
to get.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
And we wouldn't do that to them unless we didn't
like them, right. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
This also happened with Chip.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
So Chip played in the Celebrity Softball Game and he
told Lunchbox and I that Nashville was coming out with
him during cma F.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
S later that week.
Speaker 4 (55:35):
And he's like, the Nashville cast he said it, and
he immediately goes, don't say that. That's a surprise. Don't
talk about that.
Speaker 7 (55:41):
And I he didn't look at me.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
He looked right at Lunchable.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
He goes, I need you to forget you heard that.
I need you to forget you heard that.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
He said, don't report that HR. Whatever you do, do
not report that to HR.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
And I'm like, oh dang, we've.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Gone up a lot since then.
Speaker 5 (55:53):
Oh yea, yeah, we're more mature.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
You aren't.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
What are you talking about. I'm looking out for.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Amy HR violation essential prep to me.
Speaker 6 (56:00):
HI that period I did not want Amy to be
a victim of an HR violation.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Looking out for her. Thank you everybody for being here today.
We will see you guys on Monday. By everybody, Bobby Bone.
You can find us on Facebook too at Bobby Bones Show.
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve Executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm
(56:30):
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting Welcome to Friday show. We got a big one
more in the studio morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What news station do you trust the most?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
No? I no, no, you say one on everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hold, let me reask the question. Then, let me reask
the question again.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Who do I use for?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Of all the channels, what do you trust? What channel
do you trust? Channels? How about that?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Of all the chanel?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Of all the channels, can it be a website?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Can it be a channel like Instagram channel?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, it has to be cable, YouTube, TV acounts, because
that's all the channels.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What channel do you trust the most?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's how is it?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Is?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's not easy.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's not easy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Lunchbok said it's easy, and I said, how's it easy?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What channel do you trust the most?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Okay, I cannot say that I trust any of them.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not one?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What what news?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Trust them?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And now you know what. I used to be an
avid Fox watcher, like Fox News. I loved Fox and Friends,
like Saturday morning you wake up, And that's what this is.
Way back or back in the day, things were getting
a little polarizing, but it just got so much more worse.
And then finally, I don't know if like the veil
was lifted. And I'm not saying there's like.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
That, but I was just like all of these people,
I can't trust anything.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They're saying, well, it's all wrestling, Yes, it's all wrestling.
They have to be a character. I know some of them,
and they're like, I don't even believe what I say
all the time. We're just told you say.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I think maybe two.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Once I learned that a little bit, like, I'm just like,
what are we even watching? And I don't want to
be inundated with this stuff. I don't want this to
be part of my my my uh echo.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I have an answer that the news that Americas trust
the most. I just wonder what you guys would say.
What do you say? You're say nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I really am struggling.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Would you say the weather channel? That's the answer to.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
The signs.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Of all the news channels we trust, the weather channel
is the most.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
They don't sway either way, it's just it is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's wrong a lot too. We still trust the most
because you can't really predict the weather. The news channels
they do have number two and number three?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What what news weather weather? Is there? Like another weather channel?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Is there a NAK channel?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, no, no, no, okay, animal Planet not news, but
that would be a trustworthy channel.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Stuff PBS number two.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh you're setting us up here, this is good span.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I could see scans mostly just documents what's happening.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Because that is the truth, it's happened.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What were you going to say, Well, I was gonna
say sixty minutes program CBS, Yeah, to program, Oh so nightly.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's a once a week program.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
ESPN, Oh that's good, that's news.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, it's news.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Trust Yeah. MTV, MTV chow is like one show. They
just show like ridiculous ones all the time. I mean,
it's so dope. Anyway, I was trying to see if
you guys want scream out of a news channel. No, no, everybody,
And it's not because you didn't want to, it's just
you don't trust, don't trust anything.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Like, it's wrestling. I don't care which one you watch.
It's wrestling. They have an agenda. They are the freaking undertaker. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And here's my thought on if you're watching any of
these channels, any of them, and you're not at some
point feeling a little perplexed, like then you need to
check your I have to check in with myself, like,
you know, perplexed about what we like If you're not
feeling like something's a little off or like I wonder
if that's your or you're not. I don't know how
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to describe it. If you're not feeling something when you're watching,
that's so if like check in with yourself, because you
maybe are just fed a similar propaganda over and over
and over to where that behavior seems normal to you,
or that rhetoric.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I just feel normal though, because it's all I see
all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I know. But no, you would be bothered if you
were to turn to any one of the channels at
one point, something.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
On any of the channels.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I know.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
But if you were to, Yeah, you should.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Try that one day.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Just now. I'm gonna tell you what I do. I
go NonStop Weather Channel. Even for election results, I put
it on the Weather Channel. I see who won. Okay,
well you guys didn't. You guys didn't fall from.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
A little trick, didn't get us. Yeah, congratulations to you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's anonymous bar anonymous in barre's a question to be Hello,
Bobby Bones. There's a barista at the coffee shop near
my apartment, who is seriously the highlight of my morning.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We talk every day.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
She knows my eggs, she knows my dog's name, and
they always throw in little compliments or jokes.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It makes me feel amazing at this place.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But I'm starting to wonder if there's something more going
on or if it's just great customer service. I know
their job is to be friendly, but it feels like
this person, it's a connection. I don't want to fool myself,
and I don't want to make a fool of myself.
Is there any way to know if it's just coffee
shop charm? Or should I shoot my shot? Signed brewing
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up feelings now, I'm gonna assume this is a dude,
because most women don't say shoot my shot, So I'm
just gonna use context clothes. I'm not sure, but I
think it's a dude. So the first thing that I
would do, kind sir, is I'd have your coffee, and
I would sit in the shop for a minute and
watch how she talks to other customers. I would watch
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her actions, her mannerisms, her approach with people when they
walk up. If it's exactly like it is with you,
she don't like you. If it's not and it's a
little more subdued, or it's nice but not super nice,
you might have a chance.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
The difference, though, is you go in all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
There's a relationship between business and patron if you go
in all the time. So first thing, you'll watch, but
not creepily, because then she might think you're staring at her.
But you just have your coffee and you sit there
for a little bit and you just see how everybody's
handled by this exact person. Secondly, know what you can lose,
because what you can gain is amazing. But here's what
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you can lose. You don't get to experience that coffee
shop the same anymore. If you try and it's a no,
you don't get to go back and feel that it's
just like your coffee shop. It's fun, it's free, it's comfortable.
Because now the person working the counter rejected you, or
doesn't he want to come and work up there because
you're creeping hit on her. So that's the worst case scenario.
(06:57):
Best case scenario is that could be your wife. And yeah,
in life, you have to shoot your shot. Now, if
you just shoot your shot all the time, you're just
somebody that shouldn't have a gun. You can't be shooting
too many shots, but there are times strategically where you
need to shoot your shot. So in order sit in
the coffee shop and observe, don't stare, observe what's happening.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
He needs to observe. Yeah, like you said, another regular, Yeah,
not just her?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
No, he's got to find like who else goes in
as what as he does?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
All regulars not regulars. Okay, Two, understand that this could
go drastically crash off a cliff, But three, it's worth
it if in your mind you're like, I gotta go
for it, because in life, you regret more things that
you don't do, more so than the things that you
did wrong or the things that you did right that
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turned out in a way that you didn't find to
be much of a benefit to you. Like you regret
so many things that you never even tried. Way more
so I encourage you to do it, But do your
homework first. Do you have any advice for the shot?
What kind of shot to take? Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I do, here's what you do? Hey, would you like
to go have lunch?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
But she's working, so it's like weird to.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Do that while in the morning. You don't eat lunch though,
so it's like, would you like to have lunch when
it's lunchtime?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I know, but I mean when someone if you're asking
for lunch, you're a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yes, both.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I just didn't know if he should like wait till
she gets off and then he goes in the parking lot.
But I mean she's in the middle of her workday,
so it's like, oh, you know, she's like it's a
coffee shop, she's busy, just in the flow, like really.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Not if they talk all the time, okay, Like we
talk every day as long as there's no other people
around and it's just you getting your thing, Like, hey, look,
I've been coming for like a year or so, would
you like to have lunch sometime outside of this place?
It's very forward. That hurts to do because it's so cold,
Callie that it makes you uncomfortable. But that's the best
way to do it, so there are no cross wires.
Don't wait in the parking lot on Amy.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sam, could you do it? What time do you get
off today? No, okay, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
The best way to do it is the hardest way
to do it is to be very direct, but only
do it if all the other indicators check. Now, if
you're a woman in this situation was the opposite, I
would say go ahead and ask because women have a
better sense of understanding the situation. A guy could think
someone being like, oh sorry, could go ahead walk on through,
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the guy'd be like, oh, she wants to hook up
with me?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Could you slide?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Actually, all the woman's doing is moving out of the way,
Like we think any woman that's doing anything for us
at all, even something normal, is having manners. We think
all of a sudden they want to hook up. Yeah, yeah, like,
oh yeah, she wants some of this. No no, no,
she was getting out of the way. You were walking
through the aisle.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
What just like, could he slide her?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, no, because then it's awkward.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Did you even see it?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
How does she react? Did you just be direct? If
you decide to do it, or you'll never get to
enjoy your coffee shop again, find a new one, because
even a rejection is okay if it's done straightforward, because
you'll get a straightforward rejection. Oh I'm so sorry, I
have a boyfriend. In two weeks, you'll be back to
normal and you'll just getting your coffee. But if you
slide a number and she doesn't respond, like did she
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even get it?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Should I do it again? Should I do it?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Amy sent tracker in the parking lone drive it behind
her when it's dark.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
This reminds me of that time I had that regular
ups guy at my sales job before I started working
with you, and he would come in every day drop
off our packages.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
And one day he just said, hey, you want to
get lunch?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He said, hell, you want some of those package? Did
you marry him?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
And he said, uh, hey, like what works for you
for lunch this week? And I did? I went.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
We went to Quiznos And everything after that doesn't matter
because it's probably not going to be a connection.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
We never went out again. But then he still had
to deliver packages.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, but he shot a shot and now he knows.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
And everyone in the office made all the jokes.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
What can brown do for you?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, go get it, but only go get it after
you think it's able to be gotten. That's my advice.
All right, close it up. Today is Friday thirteenth. Does
that mean anything to you as far as does it
affect your day? At all.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I mean I think about it in a sense of like, oh,
I hope something bad doesn't happen today.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, I mean that's what I'm mean, Like it does
actually affect you?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
No, because then I'm like, whatever, something's not going to
happen just because of a date.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, it's going to happen. It's going to happen. It
could have been.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh so you believe in Like no, I'm just like, well, fate, Well.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
If there's Friday eight, whatever was going to happen.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't think like extra bad things are going to
happen because it's the thirteenth, But you may notice more
bad things because you're focused on them, and I don't
want to be focused on them.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Is it all because of a movie?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Though?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Is that literally that's the origin? Or is the movie?
Don't you think they made the movie?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Well?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Why don't you look it up? Whyse the guy before
you start challenging it. Here are the five unluckiest or
craziest things to happen on a Friday the thirteenth. At
number five in nineteen eighty nine, the stock Market mini
crash October thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine, known as Black Friday,
the stock market experienced a sudden crash triggered by a
failed leverage buyout. Blah blah blahlah everything fall seven percent
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costs a bunch of people.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Monday.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Number four the Andyes plane crash nineteen seventy two. Friday thirteenth.
That's the rugby team. They had to eat each other.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, Miracle in the Andies.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
That's Friday thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Number three The death of Tupac Friday thirteenth, September thirteenth,
nineteen ninety six. Oh that's weird. You think that's weirder
than the Andies crash.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, Tupac man got shot. We didn't expect that to happen.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
You think.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The Miracle and the Andies when they'd eat each other,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
They didn't need each other on the thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
They crash happened on the thirteenth, Okay, the German bombing
of Buckingham Palace September thirteenth, nineteen forty and Number one
is the coastuck Concordia disaster.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The Italian cruise ship. Do you remember that ship?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It was like twenty twelve that ran, that ran on
the beach Yeah, that was crazy. Thirty two people died.
The captain was later convicted of manslaughter and abandoned his
ship because he got out of it landed on the beach.
They didn't stop it. I remember that. I remember seeing
that video. I remember thinking, I don't know what I
would do, stay and record the video or run. But
(12:54):
I think you don't think the ship's gonna come in.
Didn't like dump over? Yeah, day, it's like sideways. It
might still be out there.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
No way.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I mean, did you find out what Friday the thirteenth
is based off?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Well, it's unlucky for a lot of reasons, but apparently
for centuries. And I'm talking like we're going back to
the Last Supper for this one, because Judas, who was
who betrayed Jesus was the thirteenth guest and that happened
on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
But you said it was just a movie.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I didn't say it was just a movie. I said
it seems like it would be before the movie.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I think I'm sorry, said it's Friday the thirteenth got
into me. I probably said it was about the movie.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, I think that's not me.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's probably the thirteenth got into me and maybe me.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Sorry, sorry, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. It's not you.
It's this the thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I actually have the real reason in front of me.
I just wanted to see what you got.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Yeah, well what is the So the.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
History of Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It is considered one of the most widely known superstitious
days in Western culture. It's origins, they don't have a
specific origin they tied to, but a couple of things.
Number one is the number thirteen that has always been
associated with bad luck. This goes back to Norse mythology
or the Last Supper. Both of them have thirteen as
being a terrible number because of something associated with them. Obviously,
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judas many buildings skip the number thirteen.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Fourteen still thirteen.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, no, no, there's no thirteen, no, no, no. Fourteen is thirteen regardless.
And Fridays have historically been viewed as unlucky in various
Christian traditions because Jesus was crucified on a Friday, So
the thirteen being traditionally unlucky as a number, and Friday
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being traditionally unlucky and seen as a bad day because
that was the crucifixion of Jesus. That is why Friday
at thirteenth essentially became unlucky because they combine the two.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Isn't thirteen Tyler Swift's favorite number two?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I don't know, Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's weird. What are you saying weird?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
She would pick that number as unlucky as Why are
you alluding to Taylor's Taylor.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
In that origin story?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
So Friday thirteenth happened in nineteen eighty and it was
kind of solidified with that, But it was so.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Eddie Taylor was born on December thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
She turned thirteen Friday though December thirteenth that year?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
But she did turn thirteen on Friday the thirteenth, and
her first album went gold in thirteen weeks.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So what are you alluding to Eddie? Now? It's getting scary,
is what I'm alluding to. What was her official date
of birth?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I'll look it up.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I think it's December thirteenth. What year It's nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh that makes sense?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yea?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
The album?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh yeah, that's the easiest.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, okay, So what day of the week was December thirteenth?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
It must not e been because they would have put
nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh my gosh, if it's Friday, man, this is thanks
for asking. Oh wait a.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Minute, Yeah no, because she turned thirteen on Friday the thirteenth,
so it wasn't a Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It was December. I actually touched, actually touched it into
Uber eats.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
What I don't know. I pulled up Uber eats and actect.
I pushed it so much and I typed that into
the search bar, thinking it was a Google search bar.
That's why I went, oh, you may have heard me go.
It is because I realized I typed one day of
the week was December thirteenth, ninety eighty nine, and Uber.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Eats, and they're like, we can't deliver you that nineteen.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're thirteen months. Arelli sticks are here there, Okay, here
we go. December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Not going to be Friday.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It's not a Friday.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's no way.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, it says, now, would you like me to research this?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, yeah great. While I'm researching, feel free to leave
this chatt to let you know as soon as I'm done.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
No, just tell me you're ai. You should be able
to do this super quick.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Did anybody else do it? While I was saying Wednesday, God,
thank you, guys didn't say that?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Why you made me go through the whole Uber Eats process.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
I was just letting you have your spot.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Man, you were figuring I didn't want the spot.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I didn't want you five minutes. That was like me
with a thirteenth. I knew what the answer was, and
I still let amy dance with it. You got me
back there you want anyway, Today's Friday the thirteenth. It's
no unluckier than any other day. You make your own luck.
What do you mean you make your own I don't
believe in luck. I believe there are choices that lead
to circumstances. I don't believe in luck.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
So how are you so lucky on the new table Lunchboks?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh my goodness, so much more lucky. I think you
only hear about me winning.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I was looking at that.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
We watch you, and you don't watch me when I'm losing.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
It's not a story.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, but you win more than you lose.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That's not true.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
True true.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Three people at thirteenth and I'll kill everyone. I mean sorry, sorry,
the day got into me again. My bad, My bad,
It's time for the good news, Bobby. He's fourteen years old.
Cody Chalmers in Arizona found a wallet. There's cash, credit cards,
there was an id sees it all on the road
while he's riding his bike to his dad's house. He stops,
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picks it up, looks in it, and instead of keeping it,
tracks down the owner. The wallet had accidentally been left
on a car roof and then when the person drove off,
it fell off the car and there it was in
the road, which, by the way, I've probably done that,
maybe not with my wallet, but with food or something.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I think I have left stuff on the car before
once or twice. S They'll like, that's something you do
every week.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Me.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, interest, No, not every week, but I've done it.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Cody's mom, Carrey Instrucker, said that she's super proud of
her kid, but she did not expect what happened next
actually happened next. It went viral and this guy named
Adam Bailey saw the story and found Cody and gave
him an e bike because Cody had an old bike.
E bikes are awesome because they're like normal bikes, but
also you can push the button and then it gives
you like electric charge as well, you go faster. And
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then then that guy who gave him the e bike
ended up being reached out to and given it. So
it started the chain reaction because the person found the
money in the wallet.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The kid did.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Also he's fourteen. Thinking about that. You're a fourteen year old,
you find a wallet full of cash. Yeah, your brain's
not matured enough, so you're probably thinking like, why look
at all this money I don't have and you probably
don't have a job, so you don't have the ability
to make as much money.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So good for this kid.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You could also be in your forties like lunchbox and
if you found this wallet.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I mean it depends on the cash. If it's like
five dollars.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I mean, I know it says it was stuff full
of cash, but I mean they may be hyping that
up to mailed with cash, right, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
They over one hundred and thirty dollars in if there
was What would you do if you found the wallet
with one hundred and thirty dollars in cash?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Keep it? That's the whole wallet.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Though, No, no, no, the wall, I don't care about the wallet.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Would you just tossed the wallet to the side, or
would you find the wall?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
I mean, I may take it to the owner, you
know what I mean, like, hey, I found this in
the street.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
But to take it to you know where they live.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
If if it has their act I mean that guy
tracked them down, probably plust on social media.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh, I was thinking of address that. Yeah, I would assume, well,
you know, put my address in there. But Eddie's wait,
they come to your house anyway. Shout out to Cody
Chalmers fourteen years old, return the wallet. Great story, That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Then.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
The average person's attention span for a single screen is
forty seven seconds, and then generally it doesn't matter they
check out. It's down from two and a half minutes
in two thousand and four, So in basically twenty years
it's fallen from two and a half minutes. But to
be fair, we didn't have TikTok in two thousand and four.
It had fallen earlier. Right, it's like rewired, it's rewired everything. Yeah,
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the average person's attention span forty seven seconds. Now, it
does say for a single screen, So I wonder could
you put up the same thing on multiple screens, and
you'd be like, I'm done with that, But then you're
still on the same show or the same cond point.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
See, you gotta be thinking, all right, what do you have?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
So there's a museum in Sweden dedicated to disgusting food.
It's called the Disgusting Food Museum.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
What's in it?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Maggot cheese, fermented shark.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, so we only think because we've been taught maggot cheese.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, wine made with dead mice and a raw bulls penis.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
See, but I'm saying all that stuff could easily beaten
if we were just cultured to think because we eat
other things that are like that.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
We eat mac and cheese, not maggot cheese.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
So it's a hands on sensory experience where you can smell, touch,
and even taste a rotating buffet of bizarre delicacies.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, how come you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Can eat, for example, a liver of a bowl, but
all of a sudden you boil one penis and you're weird.
That's my point, I guess.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So thank you, right.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I mean, back in the day, they just had to
eat eat every part.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, you guys, kids, these days you guys have it all.
May you're entitled, you think you're titled with the good parts.
Violence is actually pretty rare in bank robberies. It only
happens in about one of twenty five bank robberies. Most
of the time, the robber does whatever that motion is to, hey,
give me the money. Here, here's a note, gets the
money and leaves. Almost seventy five percent of bank robbers
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going unarmed as well, So no gun really anyway, that's
nice of them, and they don't use or threatened violence
so much like the argument of the bull. Genitals were
cultured because of our television to think that bank robbers
going with guns, shoot up, boom, boom boom, give me
all your money, which that really doesn't happen that often
one out of twenty five times.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
So they're more just like desperate people that don't want
to harm anybody.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well, I think they're more of if I get caught,
I'd rather not go to jail.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Also for armed robbery. Oh yeah, and they.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Probably don't want to hurt people. You're not going in
to hurt people. You're going in to either have a
great heist that seems cool, or yeah, you're desperate lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Baby Komodo dragons, they will roll around in animal feces
so their parents won't eat them.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
No, that's what's crazy, is their conditioned to do this,
like genetically, they they know to do this without even
being taught to do this, because why would you teach
something to avoid being eaten by you. I wouldn't teach
a hot dog. I just agrill to run away and hide. No,
I would want to eat hot dogs.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Right, just instinctively they do it. Sorry, what is the
I need to google.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Promotor r.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Big old lizard.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Okay, yeah, yeah, but the babies know that mom and
dad they want to eat.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Them, so we're gonna roll around the poop.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Reminds me we had some like hounds as kids, Arkansas
Keith had. We had a bunch of different kind hunting dogs.
These hounds would just know how to hunt without really
teaching them because genetically that's what they had their parents
had done their parents' parents. Is komodo dragon's probably looking
for poop as babies survive, so it's just yeah, instinctually
in them, Eddie. So, woodpeckers have tongues that are five
(23:31):
inches long, and the reason they're that long is because
in the back of their head it wraps around their
brain so that when they're pecking wood it doesn't hurt
their brain. It's like padding for their brain. It's like
bubble wrap, like bubble rap. Yeah. It starts like in
their head, covers the brain, and then comes out their mouth. Morgan,
I'm gonna come to you next. But speaking of woodpeckers,
do you know the woody woodpecker? Laugh?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
No, I just know the name woody woodpecker, and that's
really from you guys.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah. So Morgan's a bit younger than us, so nothing
comes to mind when you think of the woody woodpecker
laugh at all.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
What if I go it like a hyena laugh?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
He goes ha ha ha, No, nothing, I would definitely
think that's bess in butt heads?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
What are they like?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I bet you only has to take spand for forty
seven seconds too, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
All right?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Logging you up so when you're exhausted and you go
to bed, your body shuts down faster than normal. So
when you jerk, you know, you're like fast sleep and
your body just jerks. It's your body signaling to your
brain that you're not dying.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I jerk a lot. Really, I mean no, no, when
I sleep, Like I wake up like that in the
middle of the night, like yeah, maybe so.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Your body is ling to your brain. Hey, Like he's
not dying, he's just really tired.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I've been told it's an adrenaline. It's adrenaline as well.
It's like stress.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You ever had dreams where you feel like you're falling
and then you twitch, like, oh, yeah, I'll take a nap.
Most of mine are not falling. Most of minor people don'
want a basketball to me, and I liked because I'm
trying to catch the ball. I've never thought about that
out loud, but I have that dream a lot where
someone's throwing me a ball, a basketball or a football,
and I jerk because I'm trying to catch it, Like
you're not ready for it. Yeah, like, oh, they never
(25:16):
actually thought about that out loud, but it happens all
the time. Finally, if you could only die in sudden
accidents and not my old age or disease, meaning the
only way we would die as humans is if we
got into a car wreck or somebody shot us, or
like sudden accidents, the average age would be eight nine
hundred and thirty eight years old of a person. That's
how rare sudden deaths are as compared to dying of
(25:40):
disease or old age. Okay, some people would beat the
odds lived to forty thousand. We do them and tell
me something good. She finally got her diploma at forty
one thousand years old.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
All right, that's fun fact Friday fun fact.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Amy spoiled a show called Nobody Wants This on Netflix,
and now we must spind the wheel of punishment. Yesterday
we walked through her punishments. Number one is a street apology.
She has to stand out on a busy street with
a sign that says I suck and I spoil TV shows.
That was pretty straightforward on the nose. Number two gross
(26:16):
teeth brushing. She has to brush our teeth with mayonnaise
as toothpaste for forty five seconds, then use pickle juice
as mouthwash for fifteen seconds one minute. Yeah, next up,
all of smoothie for her request. We'll use pickle juice,
ill use Eddie's portable blender, the Ninja, which we've talked
(26:38):
about many times.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
But okay.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Next, she has to give a lunchbox a five minute
foot massage with foot oils.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
On his soccer and gross I.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Believe it or not, But I would rather do that
than drinking all of smoothie like like it makes me
want to throw up thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Get Oh no, maybe it's just a full like a
full body work on the foot, like you're like rubbing,
you're clipping his nails and leaning down.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, you're licking between the skin and the lick and
that what they do.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
They don't do that.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Next up, dog cone. She has to wear a big
dog cone for two shows.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's not going to work because I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Able to you can talk yet to be a fun
echo or we'll we'll create a microphone that goes and
dips down into the cone. And then there's also as
you see here, there are two free spots.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
And that's just like literally I'm free, free.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
No punishment. Okay, So we'll spend today, see what it
lands on, and she'll do her punishment next week. What
are you hoping for, Eddie, I'm hoping for the That
foot massage sounds good.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I mean, don't you want to use your blender?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
You would think, yeah, I sure, the blender is fine.
I mean I use it anyway. But I think lunchbox
beat so gross. I think he benefits too, so correct.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
We win, and he wins.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
His wife lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Which one would you like?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
I'd like a foot massage.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
It'll put me in a better mood, you know, just
relaxing and having someone take care of my feet.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm kind of rooting for the gross teeth brushing. That's
pretty good gross. The manaise is toothpaste. Pickle juice has
the mouth washed. That seems pretty solid. I bet you
will hear some gags.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, you're definitely gonna hear gags, especially when the pickle
juice comes in.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You don't like pickle no.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Because in sixth grade was in the pep squad. I
throw up a pickle and I don't eat.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Pickles ever since then. So we'll do one practice spin.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
All right, this won't be it?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, you see what it lands one. Let's come on
for Wait, so you want a torture with the free one?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
When it does free?
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Okay, just go spin it.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
There's anger, there's some anger. Is there anything you'd like
to say?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Lord your last words? Wow, this is a fake spin?
Oh yeah, all right, let's spin that a good things oh,
so it got close to free, but it ended up
on street apology.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Perfect.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You don't want to do that one?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Really?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
If you can just have street apology now walk away.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I really don't want to do a street apology.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I don't want to drink the olive smoothie either, but
I just don't want to go stand outside and it's
just so awkward for me and uncomfortable. I mean maybe
I gag a little with the other stuff, but that.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, well, now we will spind this one.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
This is the one unless you want what's that?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
What's that that you're doing? What's that?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Nothing? Nothing, it's just a labor them.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Okay, that seemed like something.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You think I'm manipulating a will.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
That turns it to where it's going to land? Maybe, Okay,
are you ready should do that for Do you want
to know that? Do you want to do that?
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Practice?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
One practice?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
So now you've missed your your elimination you.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Really like, give that a real go, But it's okay,
just spin it for real. Let's get this over the way.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Which one would you like to start on?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
A great question.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Do you wanted to start on free?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh, that'd be good chances my fallback.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I don't know, just just spring wheel.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Do you have any last words?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Yeah, and we can do a song.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Watch I wait, blood on your face, big disgrace, spinning.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
That wheel all over the place.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Well you, oh.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I am well.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Show you again? Ready?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Is that a promise?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You can?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Let's spin it's this is the real one.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
I can't see it. I can't see it.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh my gosh, it's on free.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
So stupid. It's on free, so stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
There's no lessons.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
There's no justice in the world.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Do you know what I said?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
There's no justice in the world I've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
I said, Dear Lord, you think the Lord is listening
for your wheel prayer?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
I will do which Lord?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Lord?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
You for the children?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
You probably is the lord whatever? For the children. I
can't believe she hit that the free This is so
so stupid. She had like a ten percent chance of
hitting free, and she hit Free.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
And now she's never gonna learn to not spoil shows.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
No, no, I swear I've learned.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I'm not. That's six put on the wheel like this
with all of those options.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I mean, I feel bad for y'all because y'all had
this whole thing that out.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
With a lot of the freaking ideas.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
So we get some listeners are really going to hate
it. It landed on free hate it a lot.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Well, it is what it is like she got you
admitted before. You cannot manipulate the wheel.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I cannot. So you did that little it were just
for the segment of the show. She would have lost,
like if it were fixed lost.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You know what those odds are. She's going to spoil
another show. So let's just leave that stuff on the wheel?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Would watch we walked into it.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I actually quit watching TV about it.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, well there is no punishment.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
We will.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Hey, should we go get some lottery tickets?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
No? We shouldn't. We all lost?
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Well should I?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
You should.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
So shout out to this eleven year old in Alabama.
His name is Caleb McKee. He is being honored for
saving his eighty eight year old neighbor's life. Her name
is miss Right and somehow her car rolled over her
and she got stuck.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
He could hear her scream.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I know how you get out, you pull in, think
you put it in park, and you go up, but
she's in neutral. Yeah, and then you get out and
then roll back. You start rolling back and you're getting
out of it over your leg.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Okay, So yeah, she became trapped and she was screaming
for help, and he was playing outside and he thought
he heard something, so he ran over to check on her.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
He saw what was happening.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
He called nine one, waited with her until emergency crews arrived.
They were able to rescue her, but the whole time
on nine one because he didn't know her exact address
or anything like she was a nearby neighbor.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
But he was able to figure all that out.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
And nine one one said that he stayed so calm
the entire time and did everything that they asked him
to do.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
And so he was just recognized.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
By the Clinton City Council for being a hero.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
And he said, I don't really see myself as a hero.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's what all heroes said. Yeah, that's all right. As
soon as the hero.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Goes yeah I'm a hero, they're not really a hero,
are they? A good story? Eleven years old, kept calm,
that's it. I don't know the addresses of anything either.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, I was trying to picture if, like my son
was in this situation.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
And I do think that if.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Nine one one was saying go to the mailbox and
look for the numbers or get a piece of mail out,
like tell me exactly where you are, he could.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I would never thought about going to the mailbox get
the mail out. That's genius.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, I'd have been like, take a lot to the rock.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Then you're going to see a tree.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You've gone too far.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
I got a question, couldn't he just ask that lady,
what's your address?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I think car was a contracts.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
I mean, figure it out. He was able to stay
calm and he's say he's eleven. It's not like he
was like, oh March secrets are here, peace out. He
stayed the whole time.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
But if it was like just her shin or something,
she cars over, lady, what's your address?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
You pass out?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Also a good point. There is no right answer. A
great story. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good. All week long. Amy's been yelling jokes.
Because we got this voicemail.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
I was just wondering if we could get Amy's mourning
corny like she used to do when she was yelling
the morning corny. You haven't heard that in a really
long time, and it always made me laugh so hard.
So I would just like to request one of Amy's
screaming morning, morning corny, thank you.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And this is the last day of it. So sad
to say and also happy to say. Now it's time
for the final. Amy yells a joke.
Speaker 10 (34:56):
Amy yells a joke, Amy yells a joke. Amy has
a joke to yell to you, How do.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
You make a pool table laugh?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh no, how do you make a pool table laugh?
We had to bleep that. We had to bleep that.
We had to bleep that.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
How did you know we can't do that?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Why you can't wait to bleep that for the radio show.
You can go listen to the podcast because you can
hear it without bleep.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
That one was so funny.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
It's kind of funny. But you can't say that in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
But why why? Just when I said we knew.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
There's only two options with a pool table and the
game of pool. There's a stick, there's some balls, there's
some holes, there's all these things when you play pool.
That made it.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Could have gone anywhere.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
You happen to have a cleaner one or we just
end on that one because I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I think I must have just been an after dark
mood because I have so roll pulled.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
But they all seem a little.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Give us another one. We'll see. We have to bleep it.
It is one of the other ones. You considered, Ray,
get the bleep ready.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You can't get work, ye for it.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Let it rip whatever you're saying, let it rip and
we'll bleep it. If you considered it, we'll bleep it.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Okay, okay, go you want yell?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, you want the music again?
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Yes, my eyes are yells a joke?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Amy yells a joke.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Amy has a joke to yell to you?
Speaker 4 (36:35):
A nude man? No, no, no, how do you spot
a blind man on a nude beach? It's not hard?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
You have to bleep, You for sure have to bleep
that way.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Maybe you're funniest one of all the time.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Well that you messed up the setup.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Because I'm a little nervous, am I.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I think at this point in the morning, you can't
do I'm nervous, Joe.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
You can't stop laughing. My eyes are watering. Like I
have some other good one.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
We will not bleep that on the podcast. But for
the show, we've had to bleep two jokes, and these
are these are ones you considered, like you read over
these and thought this could possibly be good.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Yeah, Sometimes I'm in a different mood and I'm like,
that could be okay, because it's like, you know, some
people will get it, some people won't, so it's like safe.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's not about the getting it. But I think even
people they get it still may not be happy with
that one.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
I think y'all didn't have a trouble when I trouble.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
We thought they were funny. You just can't do them
at this part of the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Y'all didn't have a problem when I did, you know,
no need okay, but the one, yes, one of the
ones yesterday you didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Have to go to the Bobby Bone Show podcast. Today.
We will not bleep either one of those. This was
not some sort of effort to get you go to
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
No, y'all didn't. Y'all have no idea what jokes.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Are We have no idea never yes, but we will
put them. Unbelie on the Bobby Bone Joe podcast. Go
search for it. We cannot share those jokes heartly, but.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
They are good. They're good jokes.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, good jokes.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
We can't even really put them up on the Instagram.
We could like blur the Instagram and say for the joke,
go to the podcast terrible or you could do swipe
for the joke, but sometimes in the swipe pop second.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah you don't want that.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I don't know, man. We turned blue this morning.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Wake up, wake up in the morn.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
And it's on the radio and the Dodgers keeps on
Turn Ready, lunchbox, More Game two to Steve Red and
it's trying to put you through back.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
He's running his wigs.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Next bit, the Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
So you know what this this.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
The Bobby Balls, the easiest trivia game ever. The category
of sports, Amy, You're the champion, Go first. What sport
uses a bat and a ball all and has home runs?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Baseball?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Or softball?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Abby? What sport has positions like a quarterback and a
wide receiver football? Correct? Lunchbox? What sport involves three pointers
and free throws? Basketball? Correct?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Eddie? What sport did David Beckham play?
Speaker 9 (39:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (39:17):
You're out.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Morgan.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
What sport did David Beckham play?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Soccer?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Good jump? So Lunchbox has four. If he wins this,
he's the champ. Tr He gets the tiara? Amy has four,
tr Abby has three, okay, and Morgan has zero. Abby,
I do have this book for you to read.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Oh good, the Twin Thieves will help me. Yeah. Oh,
coach sent that over. Yeah, the Waite forestbaball. Coach sent
this over.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
So I love it. Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Amy. Ready. The categories pop singers. What singer is known
for the song shake It Off?
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Abby?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
What boy band saying bye Bye bye that.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Is in sync?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Lunchbox? Who sang uptown funk?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Bruno Mars?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Correct? Morgan? What artist is known for hits like bad
Romance and Just Dance Lady Gaga?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Correct? She sounded like a very tex it up animals? Amy?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
What animal appears on the Miami NFL football helmet?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Dolphin?
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Good?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Abby? What kind of dog? I don't know that I
would have got this one, But what kind of dog is?
Scooby Doo?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Oh gosh, I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Scooby Doo. He's brown. Hey, dang it, I don't want
to go out.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I know a hound incorrect boner? You visual if you
miss it, you get bone.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
It is great A great, ok. I can see that.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Maybe I would have got there, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
I think that's a tough one. Lush block.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
What animal appears on the California flag A bear? Good job, Morgan.
What are elephant tusks made of? M hm?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I know that ods trying to get them? Are they?
Are they made of? Calcium?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Are turned my head? I know I tried to turn
my head. I try to turn my head. I did
not do it on purpose.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
I promise that we're not going to say, yes, what
are elephant.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
What I'm gonna say you're wrong?
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Or right?
Speaker 8 (41:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
What are elephant tusks made up?
Speaker 4 (41:54):
No, you guys are all laughing, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Know what it's been laughed about.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
The elephant tusks are made of?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
I don't you guys all know?
Speaker 5 (42:00):
This?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Answer like just easily easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Elephant tusks are made of I'm not saying that word again.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
You guys all laugh, Okay, but I need to answer.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I don't want to give an answer.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Now, I'm scared that you guys are just gonna laugh
five seconds.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
I don't know. I'm scared.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
It's better answers.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
What are they made out of? Ivory? Tickle? The ivories?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Definite? I've never heard that. Well, we will have a championship,
thank you. Is it not getting to play any Yes,
it's terrible, but it's fun to watch.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Like Morgan, guess that.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Takes a shot. The category is numbers number? How many
items are in a Baker's dozen?
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Thirteen?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Wow? Good job, thank you, lunchbox. How many months of
the year have thirty one days?
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Oh gosh, I'm gonna lose the championship? How many months?
I mean she, I don't even have it. Okay, one,
that's not long.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's not.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I will allow you.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
I'm doing that too.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
I did not gonna say it.
Speaker 5 (43:42):
I don't even know what illow you.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
I will allow you to punt this question and go
to the next one. But if you missed the next one,
you don't get to play the next three rounds of
easy to.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Dang, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
You can still be in there. You can win the
whole thing right now, So we went the whole thing?
What are you doing the how much time does you
get on that?
Speaker 6 (44:04):
I don't know the knuckle trick, but I've seen people
do it, so I'm trying to do it.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
But I don't even know what I'm doing. How many
months of the year have thirty one days? What are
you thinking?
Speaker 9 (44:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
What walk us through your mind?
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Well, August, what I think time is up?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Well, it depends on how entertaining it is.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
You often get extra time to walk us through your mind.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Like we know, February only has twenty eight months.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
So that's out twenty eight days, not months yet whatever,
same difference.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
March.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
I can't decide if it has thirty one or thirty.
I'm trying to think. Do I ever say how on
March thirty first?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I'm going to go January though? What is January?
Speaker 5 (44:40):
January has thirty one?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (44:43):
I know December has thirty one because New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
You skipped a lot of months there.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
That's why I'm in trouble. Why down the line I'm
in between. July twenty fifth is my birthday. My mom
is born on July twenty eight. I don't know if
there's a July thirty on first.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
Man, mam.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
He's getting really irritated, but I just enjoy the show
right now.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
October, Oh my gosh, November does not have thirty one
days because my brother's birthday is November thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
And that's the last day. There's no more after him.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
I'm pretty sure he's on the last day of November.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
So I mean, do you have so far?
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Two? I have January of December?
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
If we go.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Half, then two have twenty eight and.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
Then four men we'll go with a wild guess here see,
because you're gonna go with two of them have twenty
eight days.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
That's gonna way to twenty eight days.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
February of twenty eight okay, because I know leap ear
falls on the twenty.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Ninth, and then what's the other month of twenty eight days?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Would it be phosphorous?
Speaker 4 (46:05):
It could be ill se sous my brain sucks.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Okay, that's not true.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
I'm just gonna say a number and hope I'm right.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Oh my gosh, what amy nothing?
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Are you mad that he got so much time?
Speaker 3 (46:18):
If this was reverse, he would be losing his mind
if it was on you.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yes, I got this he lived.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
At least he's consistently a hypocrite. Yeah, at least he's
consistent there.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
So whoa, whoa, whoa, you're up. Go ahead, yeah, I'm
just going to write down this number.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
The number is five.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Is not wrong, that's definitely wrong, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, it's already four June, July,
August has thirty one. August September I don't know about,
but October for sure does because Halloween's on the thirty first,
(47:10):
so that's already four five six. Then we know December,
so that's seven seven seven is correct?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
It is not five.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
I'm not sure what other day as twenty eight? It's
what another month of twenty eight days? But you've been boom.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
I want to just counted my knuckles and not even
worried about trying to get them right.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Well, the high ones have thirty one and you go
low Lunchbox, you have been eleiminade him.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Hey, Amy, you get to kick somebody out here?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Who would you like to kick out of?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Abby? Lunchbox? And MORGANA don't like this? You love kicking Eddie. Yeah,
you kicked kick one of them out of those three,
they are still long.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Eddie was, it's easy because he's the competition, because you know,
because I'm the goat.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
You almost said the best and you pulled yourself back,
and I.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Felt that is the competition.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Would you like to kick out Abby, Lunchbox and Morgan?
You don't know, you need to pick?
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Can you assign them numbers? And I pick a number?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Okay, no, I want you to do that.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
The hard thing, the heart thing. Who do you want out?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
You know, obviously want someone out.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Five seconds secondary, you're out.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
Five secondary, you're out, lunch I.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Don't want He called you a bench? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Okay? Sorry? Up Today.
Speaker 6 (48:37):
This story comes us from Detroit, Michigan. A man was
going to Los Angeles getting on an airplane, but he
was running late. Plane's gonna leave without him. He's like,
I can't miss the flight. How am I going to
stop the plane, pulls out his cell phone, calls nine
one one, says, hey, there's a bomb on the plane.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Headed l a work.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
It works, it'll stop the plane.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
I mean. Nobody goes, including him, and then he goes
to jail. But it works.
Speaker 6 (49:06):
The plane was delayed six hours. They were able to
trace the call to his cell phone.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Do they know his name?
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Uh, they just say twenty three year old man.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
In that store him because if I was on that flight,
I'd be looking to beat him down. Yes, yes, yes,
better for him. I did him like you do a
juror during a freaking trial.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
I do want to talk about what could be possible
HR violation, and Lunchbox is a person who brings this
to the studio because apparently he saw something that could
be an HR violation of what happened.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
Amy was eating a kit Cat bar and one of
our bosses walked up and goes, oh my goodness, you
eat candy. And she goes yeah, and he goes, I'm
just shocked by looking at you that you eat candy.
And I was like, I don't think you're supposed to
say that, man, Like.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
What part of that is bad? I'm just I'm just wondering,
is it like I can't believe.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
Like I mean, look at your the look at your body,
I can and like, look at your body.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Take it either way, like a couple didn't eat candy
or you eat candy?
Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah, like, look at your body. I can't believe that
body has candy. And I mean it was you just
took it to a whole Jome.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
But that's how he I mean, that's what it didn't
He meant like.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
He got to take it to pervland big time.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
And that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
No, no, not him. How you thought that when he
body eats candy?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Didn't say it like.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
He literally goes.
Speaker 6 (50:28):
He literally said, I mean and she goes. Why would
you think he goes? Just look at you? Why would
you think you ate candy? And I was like, oh, man,
you can't say that.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
Man, I was in.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Because you thought that was inappropriate because it.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Was he was commenting on her body and saying, I mean.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Like sexual what.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
No, I don't be part of it.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
I don't agree with him.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
No, But I don't want to say lunchbox because I
knew right away that something was going to come up
about this because Lunchbox grabs his phone, which who knew
lunchboxs knew how to do voice to text or whatever.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
And I just texted myself, Oh it.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Looked to me, like you go like this, Yeah, he
talked to me because he picks up his phone immediately goes.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Show prep HR violation. Boss said, Amy, you eat candy.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
I think it could either be taken like dang boy
like that eats candy or and that is not how
it was, Or it could be taken like why you're
so skinny? I can't believe you candy, which is awesome.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
I don't even think it was a reference on my
body or size. I think it's just his perception of
my overall like well being or how I look at
food like he would think that maybe I don't because I.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Eat disorder your history with one in the.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Past, maybe like my very particular eating.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
I don't know that could be one.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Healthy like look, I don't think we should comment on
what people are eating ever.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Or tool No, no.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
But I don't think any harm at all, Like I
think he just in It wasn't even said in a
how a lunchbox is?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Vega sound? What do you think? How do think he said?
What you say it back?
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yes, he walked up and he was like, hey, he's like,
whoa you eat candy?
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Okay, lunchbox? How how do you perceive that being said.
Speaker 6 (52:10):
He said, he walked in and goes, whoa, you eat candy?
And he goes and he goes, why are you surprised?
He goes, I mean, just look at you. I didn't
think you ate candy.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Look at you and.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
His hand he did the hand up and down like this, saying.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
I look at you with an up and down hand.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Guys figure with his hands.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
He didn't do that. He just said it was a
hand up and down.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
And I was like, whoa, I swear I feel like
you know that this person would not say that.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
No, I know lunchbox is just fishing.
Speaker 6 (52:39):
No, no, no, no, I just want to hear anyone
he immediately said. He goes, oh my gosh, I probably
shouldn't said that.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
Oh he said that.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
No, he's self reported reported.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
I do think he realized, like, oh yeah, I probably
shouldn't comment on food.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Who cares. It's not the food. He's eating a kit
cat and he's like, look at how you put that
kit cat in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's bad.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
That's bad, not good.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah. But if he said, oh, I'm surprised you eat
candy because you know candy's bad for you, and you
have a history of making healthy decisions. I don't know, probably, yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:12):
I just don't think we should comment on food.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
And unless there's a microphone on, because half the stuff
we say on the air could be an HR violation.
But this is all for entertainment.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
Yeah, this was behind the scenes.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
This is just like I feel bad now because he's
going to be like, I'm just never said his name,
but he's gonna listen. He's gonna know because he's the
one that said it, and he already said when Lunchbox
was talking to his phone, har violage. He's already like, okay, guys,
I just can't talk around y'all.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
He didn't like bite his finger and go like h no,
So no, no, I don't think you should report this time,
but be on the lookout for the next time he
does it.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Good job, Lunchwalks.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Hey, what was the thing that happened with chip Eston
speaking of crazy Oh?
Speaker 3 (53:50):
And like, well, gosh, she's talking about things on the
show and then people getting nervous talking around us. He
came up and I had on silver cowgirl boots.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
So chip Eston played Deacon Nashville is on Outer Banks
right now is a country music singer, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
So he comes up and he's like, oh god, it's like, shoot,
I was gonna I was gonna compliment your boots, but
I remember, like ten years ago you whatever shoes you
had on, I complimented them. And then it came up
on the show the next day, and somehow it turned
into that if a guy compliments your shoes, he's hitting
(54:25):
on you and awkward for him. I mean, he's been
happily married for a very long time, like we do, though,
like I know, and then I'm like, awkward.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
I don't remember it, but it sounds like something we
were years ago. I said.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Honestly, I was like, I don't, I don't. I don't
remember that happening, but you're it probably did. Probab definitely
could see that unfolding that way. So I'm sorry if
there was ever anything uncomfortable, and now ten years later,
you're hesitant to compliment on my boots.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, I guess that would scarm poor Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
I think that we have a lot of artists that
have held on to things that happened a long time ago.
Makes him a little different, like he's not upset about
it or anything, but like sometimes big artists will come
in here and they're like a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, well we just bring people in like they're one
of us. Yes, and some people aren't comfortable with what
we do with each other, what we do with them.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, I think we just don't know what they're going
to get.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
And we wouldn't do that to them unless we didn't
like them, right. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
This also happened with Chip.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
So Chip played in the Celebrity Softball Game and he
told Lunchbox and I that Nashville was coming out with
him during cma F.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
S later that week.
Speaker 4 (55:35):
And he's like, the Nashville cast he said it, and
he immediately goes, don't say that. That's a surprise. Don't
talk about that.
Speaker 7 (55:41):
And I he didn't look at me.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
He looked right at Lunchable.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
He goes, I need you to forget you heard that.
I need you to forget you heard that.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
He said, don't report that HR. Whatever you do, do
not report that to HR.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
And I'm like, oh dang, we've.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Gone up a lot since then.
Speaker 5 (55:53):
Oh yea, yeah, we're more mature.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
You aren't.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
What are you talking about. I'm looking out for.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Amy HR violation essential prep to me.
Speaker 6 (56:00):
HI that period I did not want Amy to be
a victim of an HR violation.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Looking out for her. Thank you everybody for being here today.
We will see you guys on Monday. By everybody, Bobby Bone.
You can find us on Facebook too at Bobby Bones Show.
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve Executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm
(56:30):
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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