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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come transmitting Liza, Welcome to Friday Show Morning Studio, Morning,
My co Wetzel and later.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
But breaking news.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yesterday, Raymondo said, somebody is gonna get an accident in
the parking garage. We made bets on it, and Amy's like,
don't put that out there because that's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, I don't like that energy.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
There was an accident in the parking garage.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Morgan, you go, yeah. So I'm sitting at the light.
I had just pulled right out of our parking garage
and I was sitting at the light waiting to go,
and all of a sudden, I hear a boom and
I was like, oh my gosh, was that my car?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
What just happened?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Happened right behind me.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I look at my rear.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
View and there was a t bone that happened as
somebody was pulling out of the parking garage into another car.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That was on the street.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And like, so it wasn't us.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
She didn't see it's getting close, No getting close on
closer if somebody get me either. But we're on like
a multi level parking garage never had before, and we
get in Rex almost every day. And Morgan saw one. Yeah,
it's like the coop chop of cobra, chop of cobbra.
Oh yeah, the Mexican Mexican devil old thing, whatever that is.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You just kind of see it. You don't have to
catch it. Guys, be careful, slow down going around the garage.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, and coming out because there's another parking garage that's
right next.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
To it that's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Same garage, but people will like come up from it
from a different.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Part of and if you come out at the same time,
you kind of look at each other and you're like, well,
who gets to go first.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's like an insurance company put this place together, like
or like to make money. Yes, they just want rex
or like a car like people that fix cars. H Okay,
thank you Morgan for that. Our old friend Carolina Roy
is on the phone.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Roy.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What's up, buddy?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Bubby boom?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You tell me?
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Hey. So I posted in this group because I'm gonna
go to Disney World next week because I got all
this comp time build up, and I posted a selfie
of me and I said on the post, I said, hey,
not sure if this is allowed, please delete If not,
I'm doing all Disney trip and we'll be in the
parks twelve seventeen and twelve eighteen if anyone wants to
meet up to tag along, ride, ride, or go get dinner.
(02:08):
Not looking for a date, I'm just looking for Disney friends.
So I posted it and let's just say that post
got twenty nine point seven thousand reactions on it.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, so you're not Let's just say yeah, got it.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
And then on top of that, people are messaging me
like you should be a model, like you should do
a Disney Bachelorette, Disney bachelor show. So like I'm trying
to like capitalize on this, like what should I do,
like marketing wise.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, first of all, Carolina Roy, that's really cool. I
like it that you're going on a Disney trip by yourself.
Think that shows uh, your independent guy. I think it'd
be fun. I also think the idea is novel to
go ham go on, anybody gonna be there, we'll look
for friends. All that's good, but you didn't go like
bieber viral, meaning like millions and millions like to capitalize.
I think twenty nine or thirty thousand is like a
(02:51):
fun I don't know that you're going to be able
to turn this into any sort of monetary gain.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I think you can turn it into friendships.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But I think what you could do is if this
works and you, like were able to track it and
do your page, and you do it again somewhere else,
this can be your thing where you do alone things
and then you meet other people, and then you can
bring sponsors in that way, like that helps you like
pay for the trip.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And I want to say this respectfully.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I want to say this respecfully because I like you
and I like it when you call that's not viral yet,
but you're You're onto something that could be if you
do it right a few times?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Could you pitch the show to Disney? No, okay, there's
no show. I mean in his mind, he's got a show.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
In my mind, I got ten hundred shows. And that's
not even a number. Ten hundreds even a number. This
is what I would say, Roy, I would do that,
and I would I would capture the whole story on
social media, like you posted this, Hey it's Roy. I
would do another one, like all right, we're going to Disney.
I'm gonna meet up with friends. Everything to meet up with friend.
You do a little video every time meet up with friends,
you do a little video lose YouTube series.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Here's who you met. Maybe you fall in love. Are
you roy? You single?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Maybe you go on a couple of dates. There it
wasn't about a date. Maybe you go on a couple
of dates. I think if you were to track this
whole thing and you make it like a twenty part
TikTok story, I think that's where this starts. But I
don't think this by itself is a way that you
can make money. But I do think it is a
novel idea because next up, it's like, all right, we
(04:09):
did Disney. Next up we're gonna go to six Flags over.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Texas and who wants to meet?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And you do the same thing, and then that turns
into how you've become an influencer because you have an
idea that's slightly different with a slightly different type of person.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Yeah. Someone also suggested that I should make a TikTok
about it, and then hopefully maybe that will go violence.
So when I go to Disney World, I can go
on TikTok Live and people can like Sidney DIBs and
all that stuff, and then that can also pay for
trips and all that stuff too, because they're like they're
into that, like excitement.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Dude, go and find you a lady, you know, put
some ears on her. Do like five dates in five days,
five different lates. I mean that's and it's not even dirty, dog,
that's just you doing content.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's adult dating.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, but I'm saying it's not like adult like he's
going to Disney. He's not doing like Disney after Dark
or ding Dong.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
It is.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, that's what I called that money. Welcome to Carolina.
Roy's ding Dong at Disney and tonight.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah why not?
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Morgan? Do you want to talk a lot?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I do love Disney, but I don't think I can
get off work.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Good point. Good point.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So, Roy, this is what I would say, use this
as an opportunity to become a type of influencer, because
I'd imagine, what are your forties fifties?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Male, I'm only twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Dude, you got the oldest voice I've ever heard for
some of their twenties. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Also, now I feel better about him not asking if
I'm single. It's because I'm older.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Wow. It just was like, Okay, Roy, I'm going to
say this, and I don't say this often.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I think you're onto something.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's just going to take a little investment of your time,
and you need to like make like make all this content.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
And then oh, Morgan's good at content.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Then do it again.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But I think you have you're onto something, okay, and
if you do all the page for it, let us
know and I'll give you a hand. As long as
you're not like on the sexual predator registry or something.
We have to look that up first, and you're probably not.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I got a good Yeah, no, Roy, do that.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I would, I would do this, make a page for
you know, Carolina, Roy's travels or something, not ding Dong
right when I'm ding Dong and Disney is a different
and we'll talk soon. But call us back, okay, once
you get that all set up, all right, all right,
So it's a long term plan, not a short term plan.
Short term plans or nothing. Long term plans are where
it's at. You're gonna become an influencer.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Anonymous in.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Question to be Hello, Bobby Bones. I love my boyfriend.
But he must have been born late and never caught up.
It doesn't matter. He is always late, casual gathering, late,
family dinner, late, something really important, late, Fortunately he has
(07:02):
a job where being punctional is in a requirement. But
I know he's lost jobs in the past because of lateness.
I don't know if I can spend the rest of
my life with the guy who's always late. So I
guess I have a decision to make. What do you think,
signed mispunctual. This is not a I'm not gonna spend
the rest of my life decision because he's later or
not late. If you're already feeling like you don't want
(07:22):
to spend the rest of your life with him, uses
that this is one of the things you use to
put another little goal bar on the scale the weighs it.
So the answer to that is if your person's always late,
that is not a reason to go. I can't be
with you the rest of my life. Like my wife
not super punctual. Sometimes fine, sometimes she just loves like
(07:44):
it's gonna be good, but she has a great attitude
about life. She just thinks everything's gonna work out one
way or another. I am the exact opposite, which is
why I'm on time everywhere, because I think nothing will
work out and I need to be there on time
or early because if it's broken when I get there,
I have some time to fix it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Or early. You're just early. It's not on time or early,
it's just a really you're on time is early?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Fair, which is good?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, which is difficult if you're it's an anxiety thing
too right, It's not. It's not a look watch me,
I'm better. It's an anxiety thing. It rooted in it.
For sure, something will be wrong and I must get
there early. There are only three things I can control
in my life. It's when I'm gonna be there, the
kind of attitude I'm gonna have when I get there,
and the work ethic I'm gonna have once I arrive.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
That's the only two things I control. Uh No, The
answer is no. You don't break up with them just
because of this. If you want to work on him
with this, there are things you can do, and those
things are you're gonna have to have some sort of treaty.
You're gonna have to have a negotiation. And it's like, hey,
I'm happy to do this for you if you can
do this for me, But if you can, I can't.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So that's a way to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Another thing to do that I do sometimes is lie
about what time we need to be somewhere, what time
we need to leave. Problem with that is, once you
get caught, you always get to back it up more
and more and more and more and more. Because I've
been caught lying before and it's like, no, your calendar
says this, and I'm like, oh, cause she never looks
at my calendar, but I like to have so if
I'm not home, shows where I am and I'm like,
this is the one time you look at the calendar.
(09:05):
So the answer is he's never going to listen to you.
I just want you to be late. Please be on time, everybody,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
That's there's just going to be a lot of fight.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Absolutely, there has to be some sort of compromise of
if you can be on time and I will give
you a skill. This is an eight or above. I
need you to be on time. This is that important,
and there's something that drives him crazy about you. Identify
that and fix that in exchange. Neither'll be fully fixed.
But as long as you both know and you can
(09:35):
identify eight or above it's mid and you can be
honest about it, that will help the relationship. But you
don't want to be with him anyway. I can already
tell you don't know that should I dump him because
he's late, he does.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Not want to be with them.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
But no, you will not change him. But what you
can do is offer him change that he feels is
valuable in you that will make him want to give
you some of that back.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
There.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You have it late all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'd never I can never do them. Oh yeah, I
just said that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I'm like, yeah, no, it can work. All right, there
you go, close it up. There's a voicemail from Andy
and Detroit.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Heard you guys talking about Brett Eldridge Christmas Show, and
I saw that you're being.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
A little nuts about it.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Man went to this show tonight, just needed to give
my own review. I took my family my full voice.
I've never heard a person's voice that was so perfect
for every single Christmas song that's ever been made. Even
loved the stuff that he had on his own.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
So I wanted to say thank you very much for
the recommendation.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Really enjoy listening to you guys have a great week.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Thank you for that. It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yes, I could be biased as Brett as one of
my best friends, but if I remove that I probably
would think he's even better.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I would make love to his voice. Oh mind, not him,
not him.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Not because I got married, but his boyfriends voice like
showed up and I was like hey, I'd be like, well,
that's weird you're a voice, but let's give it a run.
It's awesome. His Christmash is amazing. And again I'm not
mister Christmas. I'm not Christmas guy that much, so go
check it out. Once I saw Transibary and Orchestral was
good too. You saw them, Yeah in Austin.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
That's cool. It was really cool.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It was rock and roll its all time. The Braad
Show is amazing. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Pile of stories.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
So pop Sugar had an entire article on illness etiquette,
and I thought we could go over it because you know,
a lot of illness is going around this time of year,
and well, Lunchbox might benefit from knowing how to handle things.
If you're feeling sick.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, like don't come to work.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah, Like with your friends. Oh that's like the number
one thing for work if you're six day home.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It says.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
When it comes to your friendships, like if you have
plans to meet up with a friend and you're feeling
a little under the weather. It's polite to let the
friend know asap so that they can decide if they
still want to hang out with you.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, I would think.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Another one, especially when it comes to lunchbox, is I
stopped denying you're sick?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, I did that a couple of times. But I
mean he admits it now when he fought it's so hard, hot,
old pot kettle.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
I mean this woman over here, Oh, no, it's just allergies.
Oh it's my testos room COVID the whole time.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
She's the same person.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Did any of y'all get it?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, not that we know.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Also, I would say to that, just I'll be devil's
advocate Rami's case.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
This is not something that consistently happens with her.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You're here a lot sick, and you're like, this is
just one allergy, not even allergies, bug battling, and then
we're bug battling at.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Home, and then all of a sudden, so yes, go
ahead anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Another part of etiquette, when you do get seasonal allergies,
you can explain to people, and should if you're sounding sick,
explain ahead of time. This is just allergies.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
People lie though, people think it's allergies and it ain't.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yes, so illness etiquette there and the real reason you
need to be in airplane mode while flying. In case
anybody's taking a trip this weekend, Well, a pilot is
gone viral on TikTok because he's saying, look, it's really
not going to cause a plane to fall out of
the sky or anything, but it does mess with the
systems on board with radio towers, and so if everybody
(13:03):
on the plane decides they're not going to put their
phone in airplane mode, sometimes when they do try to
connect it get instructions from air traffic or something, the
towers interfere and they don't have a good connection. So
he said, that's really what it boils down to.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
One guy was like, I was started flying all of
a sudden, candy crushes on the screen. He couldn't get
the plane out. Somebody's playing candy crush. Yeah, mostly it's
suggest lessen. It's ninety nine point ninety nine nine percent
not going to affect anything. And I'm gonna tell you
I never put mine in an airplane mode.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, I'm always impressed when I look over and I
see the people next to me all doing it. I'm like,
good for you.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, I never do, but that's what it is. Its
frequencies could could interact. Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
And then this other person that works in the airlines,
like as a baggage carrier, they went viral talking about
how dirty our luggage is. So they were talking about
never putting it on your bed or a hotel bed
when you get there, and after every single trip you
should wipe it down with like a disinfectant, which I've
never done.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
And it does seem like, wow, that's great. That's a
lot of work, but it makes it a lot of sense.
You're dragging it to an airport, you're putting it up
on a thing, or it's checked.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's but yeah, it's just like we're here, throw it
on the bed, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
And one of the hottest Christmas wish list items this
year is an old school digital camera from about fifteen
to twenty years ago. So if you've got a teen
or a gen Zer in your life, this is a
hot item.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
So we've moved from old school being a Polaroid to
now old school's a digital. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
And my daughter's seventeen, and she found my little digital
camera from about twenty years ago, and she's carrying around everywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Back in my day, the old school was you put
that cloth over your head and then you get under him.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
That's not what's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Time March is on.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Okay, I'm Mamy. That's my pile.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news, which.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Bobby here's it.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Tell me something good from the voicemails, kind of a
personal list one hit it.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
I was just calling it the person will tell me
something good. A few weeks ago, I had an idea
to get my daughter the Bobby Bones Raging Idiots Kids CD,
but I couldn't find it a physical copy anywhere, and
posted on the B Team Facebook page and Kim B
came through and got me a copy of a CD,
and I asked her what I owed for it, and
(15:15):
she just said pump and joy. So I just wanted
to share that story.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
With you guys. It's awesome people looking out. B Team
Looking Out.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And yeah, Eddie and I did a kids record called
The Raging Kitdiots, which you can't get it on CD.
I guess Cracker Brol had it forever. Yeah that was cool,
but you can get it online. Just it's raging idiots.
But look for regging kitdiots. That's awesome. I love listeners
are looking out for each other. That's to tell me
something good.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was telling
me something good. That's a some fun thanks everybody. That's
funny thing, man.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Pineapples were such a major status symbol in Europe in
the seventeen hundreds. You could rent one to take to
a party. Buying one would cost the equivalent of eight
thousand dollars and today's dollars.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Wow, you would rent it, but nobody could eat it.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Well, yeah, if you don't cut it open in destructible.
They're like all pointy and shop. You just show up
with it.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You show up with it, nobody touch it.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, touch my pineapple. I would say. It's a bit
like jewelry. You wouldn't wear it, you could carry it.
And then they think you were a baller because you
brought a pineapples.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
They would Hey, Johnny's got a pineapple.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Holy crap? Is that real or is that a fake?
That's awesome?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Hey, female frogs play dead to dodge unwanted male attention.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, I think back in the day when I was single,
girls would do that at bars. To me, at a
lot of dead people in here, I'm about to walk.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Around the whole bar the head.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Why are all the girls dead? Yeah, that's good for them, Eddie. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
So April eleventh, nineteen fifty four, according to AI, is
the most boring day in the world.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Again, why because nothing really happened that day.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
Like if you look at history, nothing of significance really
happened that day. So, according to I, that is the
boring day. We need more of those days where nothing happened. Yeah,
it would be awesome. It's just nothing. Nothing happens for
a change. When Dorito's launched in nineteen sixty six, they
were just plain corn to Tia chips. The not too
(17:11):
cheese powder wasn't add until nineteen seventy two. I mean,
is Dorito's follow me here, number one, pound for pound
the best chip.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It's gotta be right.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, you start throwing in your favorite kinds of Doritos,
spicy ranch, onion, ring, Johnny Appleseed. I don't know the
flavors they have now in Dourriedo's, but Dorito's I think
are just the best.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Oh, I mean Chetos is really close.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
But there are different reasons that at other times some
could be better. But I'm saying pound for pound, the
nothing beats us straight up dorito in my opinion, Amy,
you want to fight it.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Well, I'm thinking about it. But if we're not having
any flavor on it, then yes, it wins, because like
if take the cheese away from a cheto, no, I'm
gonna want that.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Well, you're not gonna take if you take the cheese
away from the dorito.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That was a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
If you take the cheese from e cheto, you just
have a toe.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I mean to your point because I love ruffles, but
I like the cheddar ruffles. So if you take away
any flavoring, Dorito wins because the tortilla chip is good.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay, well, I'm not taking away the cheese.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I'm just saying pound for pound, the current dorito is
I think the best overall chip. There are times where
I like Amy's chip too. What's called flippers, lace, ruffles, cruckles, ruffles,
I like a ruffle, sometimes salty would also. I like
sometimes it's a plus, but I can't give it the
overall but it's close. Is the pringle Oh, yeah, like
al is awesome. But if you say one ship for
the rest of your life, you only get one hip.
(18:30):
I'm going to Rito, Okay, I'm with you. Funions if
you're on road tray, no road trip. No, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Here.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Here's the thing about road trips. Here's what you're gonna get. Here,
you get funions.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You're gonna get those carnival like foam peanuts that you
chew on, and then you're gonna get red hot. You
never get them any other time in your life except
for only one hundred rod trips and you've been in
the car.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
For six hours.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Wors road trips next are so good?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, they'll break your teeth whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Things that you only buy when you've been in the
car for many hours?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Do you buy those like foamy peanut things?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, only when I'm on a road trip because I
like what they taste like, uh crap. And I guess
it's only because you're so bored, You're like, you gotta
try something new.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Lunchbox Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle all the Way is
one of our favorite Christmas songs. But did you know
when it was first originated in eighteen fifty it was
a Thanksgiving song.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That's interesting.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
The guy wrote it for a Sunday school play and
it was called one Horse, Open Sleigh, and then like
eight years later someone changed it and said, you know what,
this is a Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Let's make it jingle bells.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Wow. Uh, you can fact check me on this specifically,
But when you talk about that, like, Coca Cola is
the reason that Santa Claus kind of came back into
pop culture really yeah, because they needed a new Oh
you also say that they found the buried body of
the Chris Kringle, like the original old old seventeen hundreds
like person that I know they are kids listening, but
isn't Santa Claus but inspired like a lot of good
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people do a lot of good things.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yet Nick, no Chris, different, different person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
I want to give credit to my god Dames, Lord Pierrepont.
He's the one that wrote it.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
So co Cola did not invent Santa Claus, because Santa
Clus has been around forever for kids bringing toys and stuff,
but he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Kids didn't know about him as much.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So they used him in that ad where he's sliding
down the sleigh and made Coca Cola a winter beverage
because co Cola was only known as the summer beverage
back in the day. What yeah, and that is what
actually made Coca cola year round. Do you ever watch
that professor? I watched his professor's tiktoks. I wish he
can find his name. I watched him talk for ten
minutes at a time on clips. I've watched him talk
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about Syria and why Syria is having this? You know
that that all right?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
All about the dictator had to We heard about that.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
But he was like talking about why when we invaded
Iraq it broke it down. A lot of those people
went to Syria. They were mad, how it doesn't matter.
But I watched this professor.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I watched.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I knew his name, He's awesome, and I watched his
lectures all the time.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Is that how you found out about Santa Claus? Yes,
he told the story about like a year ago. Yeah, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
By the age of fifty, a person will have lost
fifty percent of their taste beds.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
The decline does start a little bit later men, but
you know sucks for women.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
By the age of fifty, man will also lose about
I don't know seventy percent.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Of his sperm. Is that right? Is that the scientists
they tell you?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah, yeah, anybody else have one to have more?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
All right?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Next up, a chemist named William Mitchell was credited as
the key and vendor behind again a chemist famous chemists
Pop Rocks, Tang and cool Whip rocked with his kids.
Hey that is a chemist. Where the kids were like,
my dad's a chemist and they're proud of it, and
they knew what it was. I haven't thought about tanging
a long time. Or pop rocks bro Oh yeah that too.
You put in my mouth, like, what's making to do that?
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Reese's pieces?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
That's how we said in the Arkansas Reese's Pieces aren't
made for the same filling as Reese's peanut butter cups.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh yeah, that's obvious.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's a creamer consistency.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
And then finally, the term soap opera comes from old
dramatic radio shows from the twenties and thirties that were
sponsored by Procter and Gamble, and they would use the
shows to plug their soap products. O way, that's amazing,
so cheer on that fun fact. If Amazon delivers a
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package and you can see what the package is is
an Amazon's fall of Christmas is run.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
So that's that's basically the question. I want to give
you the story here.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The dad ordered his kit a Barbie dream House from Amazon,
and it came early, and it was you could see
what it was in the package. Here's a clip of
the dad and his daughter's walking up to the house
and seeing the package it's from the camp and then
him realizing that the surprise he really wanted to surprise
him is runedoos rieu r po dry closed rice.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Closure.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Yes, get inside, get inside.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
That is not for you. That is not for you.
That's the wrong house.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Get inside, Get inside.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's not the wrong house.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
And they're freaking out because it's out of the it's
just a big Barbie Dreamhouse box. And and this is
what it isn't fair about kids and Christmas is that they.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Know that's theirs, right, Oh yeah, they.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
And not only that, it also doesn't count as much
now on Christmas morning because it's not a surprise. It
still counts, but the beauty that was it's going to
be a surprise now.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
They just want it.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
They just want it now because they know it's there.
And then it's the wrong house. Is that Amazon's fault, amy.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
No, Or is it on the parents attracts packages?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yes, yeah, you interes to stay on top of it
or keep your kids out of the way. It's not
Amazon's fault.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Lunchbox, have it mailed to a neighbor.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I mean, you know when your package is coming, if
you have same day delivery or next day delivery, you
know when it's going to be there, and your Amazon
account alerts.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You like Prime if you have Prime. Yeah, yes, oh man,
that sucks.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I can agree with both of you because I do
that with gifts. I send them to somebody else's house
for my wife and they come package. But even if
she's like, oh this is prom she can look on
the boxing where.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
It's from smart.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
But he's the fact that he is like so on
tilt he says the F word is sofa. That's that stinks.
It's not the wrong house, kids, And do you give
it to them then?
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Oh yeah, because I think I think the kids believe
that it's not yours. Because I remember I saw a
pair of Jordan's when I was like, I don't know, twelve,
and my parents were saying don't believe the day they'll
buy it. Yeah, because and I was like, oh, those
aren't mine for sure, because my parents were like oh
no, no for someone else, and I believed it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
So you shouldn't just go okay, fine, you can have
it now. No, no, no, lie to.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Them asking parents, so oh keep lying, keep lying, got it?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
And then when they open it for Christmas, they're like,
it is mine.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah, you're a liar.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh kids right down?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah they are.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Oh, it just depends.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
There's a voicemail we just got.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Hey, Bobby, both show, I have a question about getting
worked on your car. My car was at a shock
for about a week and they could not figure out
what was wrong with it, so I ended up having
to tell it back home. But they're still trying to
charge me for the work done on the car quote
unquote and the parts they ordered for it. What would
you guys do in this situation? My husband thinks we
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shouldn't pay the bill, but I am really unsure.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I think there are multiple levels to this one. If
they wanted your business in the future, they would charge
you nothing. That's probably the great customer service thing to do.
So you go in they can't figure out's wrong with it.
There are no parts. They should charge you for it
because there are no parts are putting on the car,
so that part done. They always in the parts back
that if they're charging you for parts and they have
(25:29):
not fixed the car.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Bad Car Dealership number two.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I can understand if there is some time spent an hour, spent,
two hours spent for them, charging for the hourly work,
because that is worked that somebody did.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
There you're the labor.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah, I can understand that now, So that part I
will say you should pay it.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
If that's the part.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I would absolutely dispute any sort of charge for a
part that you're not using. Anyway, if they were someone
that wanted your business, the smart thing to do would
be to charge you nothing and go like, hey, we
couldn't figure it out, but we are going to figure
it out, so come back next week. We'll have somebody
who have a better understanding and charge you nothing, and
then you'll probably go to them all the time, and
that's how you build business. But the answer is, somebody
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did spend time doing labor that wasn't the dealership. That's
just a normal person like us that's doing their job
that has to have their bills paid, So pay the labor,
don't pay the part. But hopefully the car dealership is
smart enough to realize you shouldn't pay anything because they
want to keep you as a long term customer.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Amy.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yeah, I feel like it's a good common though, to
pay the labor, and just even for your husband, because
he clearly wants to just not pay pay the part.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
That's the dumbest thing you ever heard, and you not
pay it all. They can send you to an agency
collect There's all that, but then they have to go
through some steps. Let's go, Ray, give me the next
voicemail here.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Hey, Bobby, my daughter attended to PBR Professional Writers Sing
in Saint Louis this past week and.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
The event there was a full name box. The phone.
Just thought it was funny and thought you might want
to know you.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Have an you love it. I will know that off.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I called a bull myself, so not Hey, no coincidence,
I did not know. Scuba can try to find this
bull and find the owner and see if it's after
me or just a cool name.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Yeah, yeah, essentially links you can see it, but it's
like black and stealth and cool looking.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Also, it looks like me too. It looks just like you.
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, thanks, we'll try to find the owner. I'm
curious to know if it is named after me. Even
if it's not, let's talk to them. Okay, cool, Thanks,
it's time for the good news.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
A Delta fly got stuck on the tarmac in Atlanta
and passengers were hot, they were tired. They were all
cramped together, and like an hour had gone by, and
then they hear over the speaker that the flight crew
that's supposed to come board their plane is now delayed.
So they're like, oh no, we're sitting here even longer.
So this man stood up, got his saxophone outs started
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putting it together, and then he started playing Christmas carols.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
That's cool, and we're gonna play some audio. But I
want to say this.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
If somebody jumps up and starts like singing and they're
only kind of okay, or like dancing, and you're like,
what's happening and you're trying to sleep. This what you're
gonna hear? I don't know who I know. Lunchbox may
disagree back, I don't know who's gonna hate this. Go ahead.
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I mean that gives me chills on the back of
my neck a little bit, because that's like universally.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah, and everyone's in that mood and then collectively they
start to turn around and become more positive. So I
got to shout him out. The sax player is Wayne Howey.
He served in the US Army Band for twenty years.
He also was a middle school band teacher in Colorado
Springs and does substitute teaching as well. So just shout
(29:03):
out to Wine.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Anything you want to say, because because the Grench does it,
his heart does get bigger.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
At times.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
I will say, what about napping and you're gonna be
playing this.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
It's gonna be I don't think you're gonna be so hot,
it's gonna be too loud.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
But I will say that it wasn't as loud as
I thought.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It was gonna be.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
I thought it was gonna be overly obnoxious like, but
it was actually decent.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
He didn't suck like he didn't.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
He did not suck yet he was very good in
the Army band for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
So I would say it's different if that's mid air
while I'm trying to nap, there you go.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
And some people could be irritated.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
But I think, dude, when we're waiting on the tarmac,
you need something.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
If that's something, because you're hot, you're like looking at
your water. Yeah, now, how many songs do you play?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Though he did the Christmas Separate Bruce Springsteen Show. Basically
this is the part where some adults may lose their mind.
He did do Baby Shark for the kids.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Oh that's why to shake the whole time they're on
I get it.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Yeah, it made everyone laugh. And he does have his
own band, the Wayne Hoey Big Band, So if you
want to check him out, you can't.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
A movie you shouldn't be watching though, the Wayne Holley
Big Band.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I hope.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I'm saying me too.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
It could be Hooey Hollie.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Whatever the case. Great job, that is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Let's go to the
Morning Corny.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
The Morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
A gingerbread man went to the doctor and was like, Oh,
I hurt my knee. What the doctors say? Have you
tried icing it?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
That was the Morning Corny. I like that one me too.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
That's pretty good. I'm gonna give you your bet. I
know you've been upset with me because I have not
been giving you bets each week. I have been on
our show twenty five whistles. But now I can tell
you don't listen. I was testing her out, guys.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yeah, I wasn't, like really really upset, but.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
You were talking about me not giving you the DraftKings bet.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yes, behind my back. I want to know. I said,
I why not back, but I would have said everything
to your face.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Okay, here's what I'm going to give you.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
You're gonna do. You're gonna pick a player to score
a touchdown. You're gonna go to the Texans game, and
you're gonna pick Joe Mixon to score anytime touchdown.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Okay, and be't seventy five dollars on it.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
WHOA Okay, So I've never done this kind of bet before.
I've never picked it.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
You haven't.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
We hit it was Bryce Solid was the Jets earlier
this year.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
So about that.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
You're okay? And I can show you how it's very easy.
DraftKings has it all set up. If you go to
the game and you click into it, it'll say anytime
you want to bet anytime, bet Joe Mixon seventy five.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Dollars Okay, got it.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That's the bet of the week.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Anytime touchdown.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Good job, Joe Mixon. Can you spelled that?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Joe?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Well, yeah, I got that part mix?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
So what must you said? Spell it that? She shames
me because it could have been like j.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Oh, okay, correct Mixon and that you can spell mixing.
I have m I x A.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh you can't. That's mix san m ixo in m
I xo in. Yes, that's it, got it, dravekings.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
And by the way, I think there's the code put in, uh,
whistles is the code?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
As you can tell, this isn't We're all looking at
each other.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Well, it's like this is not a like advertisements.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
We didn't know the code.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
But if you can put in whistles or you can
put in bobby either one. Make sure you do that.
That I help us. But ain't that you better? Okay,
got it, Joe Mixon? Anytime touchdown? And that is the
end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Is the end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
That the time of the podcast, you can go to
a podcast to or you can wait till podcast to
come out.