Is Carrie Underwood Trolling Bobby Online? + Walker Hayes Brings In The Man Who Inspired His New Song

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your buddy and he missed the Bobby balls. This is
the boy, that's right. Yeah, it's me, that's hey, May morning,
good morning. You know I eat food over my computer

(00:22):
all the time. I'm on a computer all the time,
and I always would know the foods in there. Yeah,
for sure, Apple is releasing a crumb resistant keyboard like
they feel the pain. They have filed a patent for
a crumb resistant keyboard for your laptop. Because I eat
when I type. I'm surprised I don't have one of

(00:42):
these blood clots in my brain from much I look
at my screens. I mean, I'm on a screen all
the time. Unless I'm boxing. I'm on a screen phone
computer all the time. The new ideas to release air
with each keystrokes when you push a button or you
know a key, air comes up, blows the crumb mount.
What's smart should be all over a year have been

(01:03):
freezing up for some reason, and then you have to
hold down the power button for freight seconds and hope
that it comes back to life. With all this stuff stressful,
do you guys ever do that? I think we just
throw it down the stairs that I don't know, you know,
get frustrated with and just chunk it. No, I just
accidentally drop it sometimes, Oh, yours are accidental. I've been
watching the Americans still. I want season five because I

(01:25):
think season six just started. The last season. So just
to confirm it's not on Netflix, it's not computer to
download it. Yes, I know. I wanted to start it
and I went to Netflix and kept thinking, am I
spelling it wrong? Because I just want everything may be
easily readily available on Netflix for me because I want
to binge it. So I guess I'm gonna have to
get in on iTunes. You have to pay for it.

(01:46):
It's good. But like Handmaid's Tail that's on Hulu, which
I have, which is amazing, I don't so you have
to buy it. It would be cheaper for you to
get a Hulu subscription than to buy the season. And
also on Hulu lots of things. Name one other show
that's where I watched This is Us. That's where I
watched network shows Designated Survivor. I don't see what else

(02:12):
you see, but I don't. I don't watch them when
they um, yeah, do you watch them on their area?
How progressive are you? I'm so progressive. I've had Hulu
before I had Netflix. I think you were just wrong though.
That's how progressive. That's just making a bad choice. You
know that was where Netflix was cool. What show are
you watching right now? I'm watching the Americans Amy Girls

(02:34):
in Cars Rated, Girls in carst Come and tell me more,
tell me very slowly, please how Usually it sounds bad,
but it is on Netflix, and it's about young girls
that are locked up in jail. They're they're in jail.
It's really sad. It makes me want to love on
young girls that don't feel like they get loved because
that's why they're in jail. It's called Girls in Cars Rated. Yeah,

(02:56):
lunch Bikes Altered Carbon. Are you still in that show? Yeah?
I got two better, I got two episodes left in
the season. You don't like it that much? It's it's interesting,
but it's not my favorite of all time. What I
like it? Yeah, because you have a weird mind, Eddie. Oh,
I'm watching Sneaky Pete right now on Amazon. Still it's good. Well,
welcome to what he says something. You're just picking the

(03:18):
life out of your hair. It's not no, I'm not
I'm not no. Sometimes I don't know. Sometimes I pull
it my hair and I pull it out. Okay, Well,
let's get going here on Tuesday. Yeah, welcome, welcome, welcome.
It's our many Positivity segment now recognizing people doing cool things.

(03:43):
Two days after Randall Cole retired, he decided to find
something good to do with this three times, so he
started helping neighbors in the surrounding area to get their
cats out of trees. And you go, okay, that's simple
little thing. Well, since he retired in two thousand fourteen,
Randall has rescued a hundred and fifty cats. Wow, that
is a lot. So Randall, I see you, buddy, I

(04:04):
see you, Bobby Bones Show, It's producer Raymond. Outside of
San Antonio, Texas, a package containing nails and shrapnel exploded
inside of FedEx facility. At least one member of the
staff reportedly has been injured in the explosion. In other
news and weather news, the fourth northeaster this month is
headed for the Northeast, bringing up to eleven inches of snow.

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Watch out New York City, New Jersey, be careful on
those roads. And finally, Kroger announced they're phasing out all
guns and ammunition at their A hundred and thirty two
fred Meyer's stores. So there you go, lunch box. Your
wife does rent the Runway, Oh yeah, she did it
for the first time this past weekend, and it's amazing.

(04:47):
Do you know what rent the runway is? Yeah, you
rent your dress or whatever you need and you return it.
So she had to pay for it. Would you have
an advantage of thing? Oh yeah, we had a wedding
and she paid thirty dollars and this elegant dress come
to the door, all perfect and beautiful, and then she
just puts it in the little thing they give her
and she ships it back thirty bucks and she looked

(05:08):
like she spent thousands of dollars on a dress. It
was awesome. By the way, this is not a commercial
in any way. I don't think we've ever had a
deal with the runway. No, but it kept your wife
from buying a dress. Why you're excited, Yes, because it's addressing.
She probably won't wear again, and it's something that it
fits her right now. Boom. And then you send it
back and you don't have to worry about cleaning it,

(05:28):
you don't have to worry about keeping it nice. They
do all that for you. What about pregnancy clothes because
your wife's how long? Sixteen weeks? Okay, I don't know
what weeks are. Then we're in the middle of the
second trimester or whatever that all these words at one
point lunchbox yellow people for going, why are you talking
to week? You're halfway there? So you're I don't know
if we're halfway there? Four months? Yeah, four months, I

(05:50):
guess it's about right. So she's showing, uh, starting to
get a little a little bump, like you can start
to see a little bit. So what about clothes. She
hasn't bought any of the maternity stuff yet, and that's
why this dress thing was perfect because she is getting
a little bit of a bump. So you don't want
to go out and buy a dress that you're not
going to wear because you're pregnant, and so boom rent

(06:10):
the runway. It brings it and then she can't. She
did bring up should we go get maternity clothes? I
was like, no, let's not rent the maternity runway. That's
a good one that's already out there. Rent maternity clothes
it is? Has it? They? Yeah? There? You go, Wow,

(06:31):
you can right there when you type it in Google.
First one that comes up late tote. Let's out Ellie
Amy has a deal with them. I know, but I don't.
I don't understand how that's what would you call it?
Let's tote late tote, Ellie tote is lay. Everybody reads
and says things different, but it's the first one. I

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didn't know you could rent rent maternity fashion. Alright, an fashion.
He's he's like a week maybe signs of the apple.
I mean, the guy has learned a lot. How's she done?
They're good, she's great. She hasn't had any mornings. That's great.
And she was breaking out in the beginning because she

(07:13):
wasn't sick until she told her mom, Hey, I'm pregnant
and I've not been sick, and her mom was like,
I wasn't sick at all and any of my pregnancy.
So maybe she just has good genes. Oh yeah, that's
a huge And if she doesn't, she can get more
genes at lotote dot com. Time for your positivity around

(07:34):
the room with some tell me something good. Yeah, you're
up well. Teens surprised a classmate with money for service dog.
There's this girl named Kaylee. She has cerebral palsy and
it's limited her mobility but service dogs are really really expensive.
So people from her school started setting up concession stands

(07:57):
and raising money, and they just handed her three thousand
dollars go towards. Like when I was a teenager, I
wasn't really thinking about like things like this to pay
for my insurance and maybe go give me a fee
to apply at the football game. Hey, that's awesome. Here's
this one. So there's this woman who works at the
walk Greens. They call her the wal Green Lady. Her

(08:17):
name's Irene. She worked out for twenty five years. She's
never gone a vacation, and so a lot of the
people at the store in the town go funding mecks
to go on a two day vacation. They sent Irene
the walk green light in a vacation. I guess she's
always been kind to them when they walk in. That's
awesome for no reason except for the reason that she's
really nice to people, so they wanted to be nice
to her. Lunchbox Kayla is thirty years old. She's from Alabama,

(08:41):
and she was in a wedding. She's a bridesmaid. She
gets the pictures back and she's like, oh my goodness,
I looked disgusting so she stopped drinking coke. She was
drinking two liters a day fast food at least six
times a week, started hitting the gym at three o'clock
in the morning before her kids woke up. She lost
a hundred ten pounds. Damn right, babe, don't ever calls

(09:02):
so awkward. It's good, babe. Hey, I think you every day.
I's on my throat top alright, let's box your up, babe.
About a little name that tune this morning? Okay, it
works is I'll play a song from the very very
very beginning. If you know it, you yell your name
Thyland Artists. Okay, your buzzer is your name. There's a

(09:26):
theme too, if you guys theme let me love it.
Here we go. Cool. Question song Number one? Name that tune? Amy, Wow,
Hi Valley devil knocking at your dork high Valley? Is correct?
You know the title of anybody's current top ten song.

(09:53):
I'm I'm battle She's mine? Oh no, lunch bo Yeah,
she will be mine? No, I'm sorry. Okay. Number two?
Name that tune? What Eddie Lindsay l correct? Two points?

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Go ahead, they're all from Canada. That's correct, all right.
He didn't know the theme. Yeah, Hie Valley, she's with me.
Don't name of that song? She's with me? Yeah, Lindsay
l criminal all right, song number three? Named that tune? Oh,

(10:33):
Justin bieber Is this a joke? Boring? Incorrect? Neither title
of the song? And other clubs you getting using my name?
You got justin bieber Lune. She don't like you know,

(10:54):
come crying and want to rise because I didn't want
anyone and I still care don't but you still my mama,
don't like you. It's called love yourself? You love yourself

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to left. What's the score? Eddy three? Lunchbox three? Amy one, Okay,
here we go. Name that tune, Celdion, My heart will
go on? Amy, what are you doing? Okay, it's on
the song right now, it's on the Okay, okay. Shania Twain,

(11:42):
m ma, I'm playing the one that was on already
to so I don't move the mouse. Here you go.
It's not Shania Twain. Here you go, you too, Amy,
Elena's morristt what hey ironic? Correct and winner pretty sure?

(12:09):
Like every day in seventh grade or something, I played
this TV in my room. Yeah, it's just what the
cursor was on. If she was down lower over the time. Okay,
Larry and died the next day. It's that black fly

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in your shot in thee A death throw. Pardon is ironic.
Don't you think it's right your way? It's a free ride.

(12:56):
It's already it's good and who lo of thought? If
figures the latest from Nashville in Hollywood, Amy's thirty second
skinny to mcgrawl and faith Hill have added some more

(13:19):
dates to their Soul to Soul Tour, So must mean
Tim is feeling better. It's going to pick up May
thirty one in Richmond, Virginia and run into late July.
Devin Dawson and Caitlin Smith will open some of the shows.
You get details. It's sold to Soul Tour dot com.
And you know, yesterday we're talking about Luke Brian doing
a shoey where he poured a beer in a boot

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and drank out of it so gross. Well, Luke Combs
took part in it too, and he posted it up
on his Instagram again, pour the beer in the boot,
chuck from the boot, spit beer everywhere. It's gross. Watch
his video at Luke comes, I'm Amy, that's your thirty
second skinny. Bonehead Today. This story comes to us from Evansville, Indiana.

(14:05):
A nineteen year old man was busted after he robbed
a bank if by taking a cab. He called the cat,
said hey, take me down there at the bank on
Third Avenue, gives him a note, runs out with a
bag pull of cash, even paid the cab driver with
the stolen cash. So when the cab driver saw the
report of bank robbery, was like, I think I know
where the guy lives. So he took to coming back

(14:25):
to his house too. Huh yeah, he took the cat
back home. Nineteen year old and man, Yeah, I thought
about that. That sounds like a teenager. I mean, I
guess like you can vote, you're a man, you know
how I feel. I think there should be one age
where you can vote, you can drink, you can everything.
When did you become a man or not yet, depending

(14:50):
on how you look at it. You know, when did
I have to strap on the adult living life? Probably
fourteen or so. When did I get mature? Not there there,
I'm lunch boxed. That's your bone Head story of the day.
It's your buddy and Transma. This is so right. Yeah,

(15:18):
what up? Kylee Joe Hey, I can't believe I'm talking
to you guys. How are y'all really good? Here? Good? Kaylee, Joe?
What's going on? I was just calling in. I was
actually listening to a Bobby Cast and I'm getting ready
for work, and I was like, you know what, I'm
gonna call in. So I wanted to just say good morning.
And I know wrench lunch boxes expecting soon, and I

(15:41):
wanted to tell you all that was kind of when
I bonded with you all the most is when I
was on maternity leave. My baby is almost none months old,
and I would go for our evening strolls with my
glass of wine and listen to you all. And so
now he really loves to listen in the mornings to um,
I'll listen to all the Pie cast, so he's familiar

(16:01):
with all of your voices. And I feel like I have,
you know, followed you all through each of your different
parts of your lives. And I just thank you Gods
so much for sharing your stories with us. We all
feel so close to you Odds family pretty much. So
I love you guys, well, thank you very much. It's
nice of you. Does your baby think I'm the daddy? Well,

(16:21):
I'm trying to teach him to say dad, dad that
way when he needs something. He asked for Dad as
dad a mama's baby, like Bobby. So what's what's his name?
His name is Joe lies In Joseph Are just Joe,
just Joe, just straight Joe. He's named after my husband's grandfather,

(16:42):
you know, because my name really is Bobby and people
go Robert, like no, no, it really is Bobby, like
it's I guess it's the nickname for Robert, but that's
me Bobby. Well, Kaylie, Joe, I really appreciate the cause.
Very sweet of you, and congratulations on the baby. Thank you.
I appreciate you, and I appreciate you your wife acting funny.

(17:04):
Yet the only thing she did she had a freak out.
We were eating at a restaurant a couple of days
ago and she smelt pickles and she was like, I
need pickles right now. And I've never seen her eat
pickles in my life, but she got a big old
pile of pickles on her plate and Nat, what is
the deal with pickles and pregnancy? Well, I don't know
what's to deal with cravings. You've been reading about stuff.
They just say the women get different cravings because their

(17:26):
hormones are all messed up, and pickles was the first
sign that I ever saw her have a craving of
anything that was not her normal food. Are you experiencing
dad pains like I get a little tired? I get
tired more often. Yeah. Yeah. Do you feel like you
can need extra naps because you both together? Yes, because
I'm growing an extra body inside of me and it's

(17:48):
taking up room and it's hard to catch my breath
because my lungs can expand as much at least mentally.
You're just feeling her pain. Yes, it's sympathy pain. He's
really opening up right now. Man, that's thank you, thank
you for doing that. I'm just there for my wife.
I just want to be a good husband. Pain is
my pain. Yeah. So annoyed. My ankle socks won't stay

(18:13):
on my ankles. They never do. I can't buy ankle
socks and say my ankles so they can have deformed
ankles sliding down always. I bought a new pair, a
pack of three ankle socks, and they're on my shoes.
I think of my shoes off this morning, and I
have something fancy to do today because there's any documentary
and I'm doing a piece in it. Oh hey, not
about me. It's like, you need a documentary? What do
the ankle socks have to do with us? And I

(18:36):
got dressed today. I'm in like a button up shirt,
look good, iron my pants. Because if you look at
you feel good. And if you feel good, play good,
play good, they pay good. Ankle socks are falling off.
You don't feel good. So annoyed? My ankles aren't nothing
on me normal. I want to ask a question, would
you rather have a big wedding reception or a big honeymoon?

(18:56):
The thing about that before you yell your answer, would
you rather have a big, massive wedding reception where everybody's
at whoa party? Or would you rather have the honeymoon
where you go away and it's fancy? Oh man, there's
the number two. You want to jump in this eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, Big reception or big honeymoon? Amy,

(19:18):
I'm gonna go big reception, Like doesn't have to be
tons of people, but I want everybody there to have
like the best time. We have major memories together and
it's so much fun, and everyone leaves like dang that
was awesome, So you vote big reception. Yeah, okay, um.
I saw the bomb that went off this morning in Shirts, Texas, which,

(19:40):
by the way, Austin's had these bombs go off people's
front doors on the street. People have died, people have
been hurt, and so this one off in Shirts and
the news may say south of Austin, it's really north
of San Antonio. So it's probably forty minutes where I
used to live, and I lived away South Austin. Correct,
So it was at a FedEx plant. This is what

(20:03):
we know right now, and a FedEx plant explosion has
taken place. It's a male facility. Now, what we don't
know is that if it was trying to be mailed somewhere,
or if they try to set it off, if I'm
supposed to go off in the FedEx place, My just
me reading the tea leaves was that it was trying
to be mailed somewhere. I don't know. I don't know
if that's correct or not. Well, I read I read

(20:25):
an article. It's it's confirmed now that the that the
package was meant to be sent to Austin was Oh,
holy crap. Okay, so now someone that's not putting them
down in Austin. They've sent they moved out of Austin
and they're shipping them in. Wow. Well I read that, Okay,
So that means if it's going through SHIRTS, so I

(20:46):
guess it can mean anything, because that could just be
a distribution place from somewhere else in the country. But
I saw the news and they were like, in you know,
South Austin, shirts close, but it's really north San Antonio. Yeah,
that's pretty far south. That's where shipmate crewgues to be.
That's right from Shirts. Well, so we got people calling
and we'll get back to the fun stuff, the honeymoon

(21:08):
of the reception. But I didn't know that. Imagine your town,
and for a lot of us, it's our town. Everywhere
you go, everyone's freaking out because in the mail there
can be something explodes. That's what's happening right now. It's
very bizarre. Somebody must be doing something exactly right. And

(21:29):
I'm talking about the way they're putting these down. We're
not being seen by cameras, the way there's no no
DNA yet. They told us about the way. They don't
know who they're looking for yet. I mean, they must
be going they have to know a lot about how
to do this. It's not someone just figuring out by
the internet and shipping it off. And that's why I said,
I read and they said that the person must have
training and be pretty intelligent because they're not any accidental

(21:50):
set offs like they are perfectly set And this one
was accidental set off or it was being mail to Austin.
Why would have blow up into the mail place that's
acting I'll set off. I thought maybe anytime it's disturbed
is when they go off, and so someone handling it
makes it go off. So well, whatever the case is,

(22:12):
we don't know. It's pretty terrible. We'll watch the news
that it goes along. Shout out to all our people
in Austin. Bobby Bone Show, your question this morning? Where
to have a big honeymoon or a big reception? Alexis
and Mississippi. You are on the Bobby Bones Show. What
do you think about this? I think I would rather

(22:32):
have I'm with you. I know Amy said reception because
she thinks of others more than I do. I would
go on the honeymoon and just love life. I don't
even know where I would go. I don't like the beach.
I don't like the snow. Cantally, whoever you're marrying, I
will find a place that you'd like. No everybody, I
think happens if I ever get married. What I think

(22:53):
will happen is she will force me to do things
and make me do things that I don't want to do,
like climb mountain and do one walks. You know what
I mean. You think you're going to go climb Mount
Killamanjaro for your honeymoon? Probably something like that, maybe Mountain
Magazine in Arkansas, and it's probably a little more likely.
But you're you're a honeymoon to Alexis right. Yeah, yeah,

(23:14):
why time to relax? Yeah, I need some relaxed time too.
I need some lunch box time, which, by the way,
I saw a story yesterday about naps and how long
naps are actually bad for you. Okay, a long long yeah,
because it resets your body clock. It never adjusts in
your naps lunchbox about two hours every day on good days.

(23:36):
Some days you only get an hour, hour and fifteen.
But that's a great nap for you, goodness for sure.
But if I hit two hours, I'm feeling good about myself.
If it's any less than that. I'm mad at myself,
Gregory in North Carolina. But you got big reception or
big honeymoon. I'm going for the big honeymoon. Why would
up Well for the simple fact everybody's done shot at

(23:58):
the moment as far as being at the wind the
honeymoon quickly for you and your spouse, go ahead and
take care of that, because when you get back, you
gotta carry on forever life and that's just the one
moment time. Take it used to the advantage at the moment.
Are you saying that when you come back from a honeymoon,
life is different. I'm saying you got to took your
next step forward. It won't be like it is on

(24:18):
the honeymoon, That's what I'm saying. So you're telling me
once you get back from the honeymoon, everybody just gets
fat and lazy. Is that what you're saying? Basically, No, sir,
I don't know about that. I kind of heard that. No,
it's not like it. I mean, it could be got
to go on with your actual livings. Ye, I'm just
giving you a hard time. I'm just giving you a

(24:39):
hard time. Did Yeah, where are you from in North Carolina?
I'm from No folks for North Carolina. Yeah, I appreciate
your calling. Thank you, buddy, appreciate you. It is a
good call, right there. Hey, let's go on more Garrett,
MS and Zuri. Okay, I like he's thinking here, he
could shift my thoughts wedding reception or honeymoon. I'm thinking

(25:00):
a big wedding reception because between the dollar dance and
the cards, you're gonna make that money for the honeymoon. Especially, okay, okay, interesting,
Especially if you have an awesome reception, people are more
likely to be like, here's a five dollar dance. You guys,
I appreciate you, appreciate you have a good one. The

(25:24):
average five year old spends three hours a day using
this donna in Arkansas. Let's do it. Okay. I was
gonna say so, and I thought that would be too obvious,
So I said, looking in a mirror, Looking in a mirror?
Now what if the answer was phone? Though, because you
just brushed over that, I'm gonna let you reconsider if
you want. I'll just stick with it. You're gonna stick

(25:47):
with which answer? The mirror? The mirror? Oh, I'm sorry,
that's incorrect, Hayley, You're on. Go ahead. I think it's
their Oh they're camping. Wow, three hours a day day more?
Number two atures with friends? Yeah you're yeah, Okay, okay, okay,

(26:10):
quickly Amy, Netflix, No social media, I had a camera. No.
The answer is headphones. The average twenty five years old
year old spends three hours a day on with headphones in. Yeah,
I can see that. Yeah, grocery store roller skating. I

(26:32):
guess everybody's pretty anti prenuptial agreement here except me. Huh yeah,
pretty much. Basically you guys and your love of love.
I don't think if you're loaded, I don't see anything
wrong with it. Well for me, listen, I'm thirty seven
at this point. I got a little money saved up,
about no kids, about a good job for a few years.

(26:52):
This is not a good truster, and I don't think
I'm ever gonna have to use it. So I don't care.
What if I have to sign a way to give
all my vital organs away before marriage, I don't care.
I'm never gonna have to give him wake, I'm never
getting divorced. Okay, you roll your eyes. Have some good stories? Okay,
what are they? Because you didn't obviously you didn't get
one lunchbox didn't get one. No, I didn't have anything
Eddie negative. And if my husband would have asked me,

(27:13):
I'd been so offended. Get out of here. I'd be like, what,
you don't trust me? Do you know how I often
start a first date, Bobby, here's my prenuptial pre agreement.
Like I worked hard, like I started from the bottom,
and now I'm right here, and I can't have you
taken this. She can't take. She can take future earnings
well and then just quit earning, quit earning, just she

(27:36):
sticks around. Listen, let me read you to some of this.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Bill and their prenuptial agreement, it
says that Timberlake, if he cheats on her, he has
to give her half million dollars. Jessica Bill is a fright.
The people cheat on her if she gets fat. However,
that's that's the story. I don't okay. That's every man

(27:58):
worries about. That's why her body so amazing. No, listen,
here's the two things not okay. I shouldn't say every
person about most A lot of women go, man. I
wonder if guys gonna be able to keep providing that's right.
A lot of men go, I wonder if she stays
as hot. Now me, I'd rather have a provider. If
I've been honest with you, and the lunchbox wouldn't. Yeah,

(28:20):
she would not be allowed to be provider. Oh my god,
it would be It would cause conflict in the household.
That's how a lot of guys think, like I wanted,
my wife needs to stay this thin and it's hot,
and then women go, he needs to make this same
amount of money or more. If you think that's unfair,
that's fine. It probably isn't. It's just not the most

(28:42):
politically correct thing to say. Yeah, definitely not. But I mean,
I guess if you're saying it, and you got saying
that in the room, nobody's arguing with you. Kim's Tardashian
and Kanye West. Kanye included a part that says that
Chris Kim's mom, Christian Her, is not allowed to make
career decisions that affect a couple if they get divorced.

(29:02):
Kim gets to keep her wedding ring along with all
of the gifts. She also gets one million for every
year she was married to Kanye. She gets to keep
income from clothing line, TV show and appearances. What wow,
Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla. Of course, I know, but it

(29:23):
has a lifestyle clause which makes sure that she gets
a hundred minutes of a loane time with Zuckerberg and
one date night per week. I think about it. He's
probably really busy. But a prenuptial agreement can mean anything,
doesn't just mean money, Like it's just an agreement before
your nuptials. So if they don't go on a date

(29:44):
during their time alone, neither of them is allowed to
get on Facebook. Yeah, because that's his work. There was
a printed out between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Now
they didn't get married, but they were close. According to
the story, Romo had the nerve to draw up a
close that would force Simpson to give him five hundred
bucks for every pound she gained over a pounds. And

(30:12):
I also think that probably couldn't cause a relationship to end.
Pretty nuctual was there, but that was part of it.
Maybe when I say stuff like how guys are, I'm
talking about just general guys I know, and I know
I have friends that have I don't even know how
they know some of these people, but they happen to
live in California. Let's just say l a probably, And

(30:32):
there is stuff in there about appearance, and you have
to maintain on your buddy Bobby for bringing it up
but not paining on you. But I just it's just
weird to me that, like, if you gain up pound
any pound over, you have to pay. We're very visual creatures.
We're like, though we're men, we like pretty things. If

(30:55):
we weren't stimulated visually, then it's hard for the rest
of us to work because we're stupid. I would say
most of the time it's the men that go downhill visual.
But you guys are awesome, and you're you allow that
because it's not what's important to you. You just want
to provide her. You can do the fake voice of
all you want to make fun of me, would like

(31:16):
to make fun of me some more voice making fun
of me. That's not my Bobby voice. It's just my
irritated voice. And how we are as people go one more.
Beyonce and jay Z their prenup make sure Beyonce gets
paid whether or not they get divorced, as long as
she has kids. The prenup states that Beyonce gets five
million for every baby she has. Also gets one million

(31:37):
for every year they were married if they get divorced.
So I mean, you can't stop me for pumping out babies.
Five million baby? Yeah? Order this thing is Starbucks this morning,
it can crackers instead of some whatever to happen, And
they're all on in my throat, ankle, socks are falling.

(31:58):
What a day. Not a good star. And he kind
of got more of like the appetizer the lunch train
yesterday too. Yeah, maybe it's crackers and bree cheese in
the morning. No one, no one. They probably saw me
I that was sophisticated, and they were like, this is
definitely an early lunch kind of guy. So I had
to get a Starbucks run, had a food in my refrigerator,

(32:21):
and I guess I'm not eating at home tonight either.
I'm going to watch Chris Jansen and get inducted into
the opery tonight. That's cool. Yeah, I think it'd be
late though. Yeah. Maybe I go and chake his hand
and sneak out. Maybe he gets inducted right away. Yeah,
maybe he did a six o'clock. All right, Everybody walking
to my heart tells me that's not gonna happen. But yeah,
I'm gonna go. I need to go. Chris is a

(32:41):
buddy and he's being inducted into the Grand Old Opry. Man.
That's awesome, you going out and being social. I wouldn't
if I didn't really like him. If it was just
someone I mediocreally cared about. Noah, I probably wouldn't. Chris
has been there, man, we've been together for five years now.
Dating actually announcement. There was a woman she went and

(33:05):
she's gonna get married, right, and she's picking her flowers
for her bouquet, and she's allergic to them, and her
store face blew up. And because that's hilarious, hilarious, Nebraska
bride almost missed her own wedding due to a severe
allergic reaction to wild flowers her bouquet. Yeah, Christine Joe

(33:28):
Miller picked the flowers the Thursday before her wedding, and
then she worked on them all night and it wasn't
until she washed her face before getting ready that she
broke out in a rash. Her face, her neck, her
arms were bumpy, her eyes were burning. She lost her
eyesight because they swole up so bad. I'm picturing that
scene from Hitch Will Smith gets anything terrible happened at

(33:52):
your wedding? If if you're listening, call us we enjoy
these stories. Eight seven seven seventy seven bobbies are remember
on the way back to the ceremony in the room,
stopped at Target and I bought her some pajamas because
she wasn't gonna miss it. And she got the shots
and she wasn't great, but she did the wedding. Damn,

(34:14):
poor girl. How do you not know, though, that you're
that allergic to that? I mean, if it's a wild flower,
you never know what you're encountering. You may not if
you're on the field. Haven't you been on the field before.
I don't know. I'm asking much angrily. I'm just asking.
I'd been so tony with me today. That wasn't tony.
She was doing impression earlier, but I wasn't doing it. Yeah,

(34:37):
I wasn't doing it. I was literally doing it every
guy I was doing it of d That's all my
question was. It was like, if you go in the
wildfire flowers, you've probably done that before. Like if it's
in your heart to pick your own bookay, you probably
pick flowers in your life. You don't just go you know,

(34:58):
never pick flowers, would like too for my wedding. That's
my assumption. Okay, yeah, you're gonna sleep last night? I did. Yeah,
I'm not being Tony at all. Did you get enough?
Maybe you're receiving me as Tony. I don't ever get
enough Tony's tone. It's a key way of saying your tone.

(35:27):
This woman goes in, she picks her own flowers for
her wedding, bouquet is allergic to the flowers, face blows up,
she'll bumpy, and timing wasn't good. I said, hey, what
happened at your wedding? Jessica? Hey Bobby, thank you for calling.
What you want to say? Um? My first marriage? Um?

(35:47):
I actually forgot my husband's wedding ring and didn't realize
it until we were exchanging rings at the altar. Oh
that's one of those oh crap moments, right, So what happens?
Do you send someone to go get it? No? My
maid of honor realized it as well, and she took
off one of her rings that she was wearing and

(36:07):
gave it to me and whispered, just play cool. Oh
that's funny, good one. And it didn't. You were cool, right, Yeah,
we were cool. I put it on his on his finger.
I kind of looked at him. What that looked? It says,
just don't do anything, don't say anything, you know, pretend
it's normal. So when you put the little pink, my
little pony ring on him, he was all good. He
played it cool. Yeah, it barely went on his finger,

(36:31):
but you know it was it was the motion that counted.
That's pretty cool. Good story. Thank you for calling as always,
I appreciate you. Hey, Andrea, New Orleans? What up? Good
morning morning? What do you want to say? Um? So,
I'm on your silence. I and my hair stilers was

(36:51):
seeming at the aisle and her hair caught on fire. Ever,
was walking down the aisle. Oh wow, as you're walking
down her hair catched on fire? Correct, what do you do?
I'm a hair spouse now I'm on accountant. What what
what do you do? No? No, no, not? What do
you do for a living? Like? What do you do
when that happens? Oh? I mean the whole not like

(37:12):
burnt hair? And I'm walking down the aisle trying to
figure out what is on fire. She's doing the account
thing like how much is it gonna cost me? To
fix this are no so, but her hair wasn't on
fire fire like no. One had to stop drop and
roll her. No, they put it out. She was my
eye actually in her hair at the time, so I
had to cut it the next week and get rid
of all the burnt hair. That's why you can't wear

(37:34):
the crown of candles at a wedding. Everything. Every time
that happens, someone's hair catches on fire. On the Bobby
Bones Show, now Buddy Walking Hayds is back. He do
buddy man, I'm so good by looking at your Instagram life,
you're living high on the horse right now, real right,

(37:55):
because we used to talk four or five times a week.
Then you got big boy. Now you're not follow you
on Instagram life, and it looks like you're playing. You're
playing your own shows. It's cool. Yeah, people singing your
songs back. It's awesome. It's crazy. I know, it's wild.
There are people show up. I still show up, you know,

(38:15):
kind of nervous, like I hope people. I hope people
are here, and they're there and they paid and we
even do b I p stuff. You did a cool
and pay more for that, I know, which is crazy. Yeah,
And um, and we're selling merch and uh those numbers

(38:35):
are going up and uh man, it's it is absolutely incredible.
We've had we had we've had some sold out shows,
which is pretty crazy. Well, it looks good. I'm proud
for you, man. Thanks man. I did they let you
read the part I wrote about you in my book
or now I read it? Oh? You did read it.
It's pretty awesome. Okay, I didn't. Well, no, I'm not.
I just didn't know if they let people read it.

(38:56):
And somebody sent it to me via email. I haven't
seen the book yet, you won't. What but they let
you read because I wrote Walker story is so inspiring
to me that I wrote about him in my book.
I got a whole section Fighter in the Spotlight. That's
what it is. Yeah, I brag about it to correct today. Hey,
so you're okay with it, dude, because I worry because
you're a friend, and I thought, I hope he likes what.

(39:17):
It's amazing. No, thank you. I'm honored to be there
with Chris Stapleton and Amy and yeah, del del Chris Stapleton.
He's looking at going Chris Stapleton and not Amy. I'm
not high. I'm not like People magazine did an article

(39:37):
about in Urine and and Kris Stapleton. People. That's right.
People did a article about the release and that was awesome. No,
I don't talk about me. I just wanted to let
you read it, that's all. It was awesome. I did
a great job. My point is Walker is awesome as
an artist as a person. He remember once we were
recording a song together and it was one of my songs.
You're producing it marks like you want to hear my

(39:58):
new record, as I don't, he said, really said no, no,
I don't want to hear your record because but I
love Walker's music cause I want to hear when nobody
else hears it. He goes, I got this song called Craig,
I said, I'll wait for it, and the day it
came out, I sent Walking on mess said, dude, I
don't cry because I just listen to the song. I cried,
and AS wanted you to know that. And here we

(40:18):
are now, and I guess he's in the studio with
this is Craig. Craig, how are you, buddy? Well? Good? Yeah,
I would have never scripted this. So it's it's crazy
to be here and I'm just thrilled for Walker. So
let's talk about the story then. So in the song, Craig,
what you're gonna play in? Right? You are you and

(40:41):
you need a van or you need a way to
get to get your kids around because you're like taking
away or you didn't pay the payments or what was that? Yeah,
so we lost, you know, I lost the record deal
and for a while there, I kept that under wraps
with a particular dealership because I was like, man, as
soon as they find out there there, I can't endorse,
you know, they're putty anymore. So we were like real

(41:01):
quiet about it. And then they found out, you know
that I was no longer a sign recording artist. And
I remember this. The truck came, you know that carries cars,
and my kids and I we that was kind of
cool actually watching him put it on the car. But
then it went away, and I kind of sucked because
I remember my kids being like, that's awesome, and I

(41:22):
was like, it it's gone. I will every time I
drive by the place where they picked it up. I
remember it. But anyway, so you know how many kids
you have at the time, we had, uh, we had six,
five and one on the way exactly. So your car

(41:44):
gets taken away. Yeah, so it gets it gets taken away.
And then we just had a Honda, and um, you know,
I was just the last thing I wanted to be
was a burden on society. I mean I probably could
have gone, you know, in some ow finagled like something used,
but I just I just kept waiting it out, you know.

(42:05):
I was like, Lane, are you cool? Was one car?
My wife? Yeah? Sorry, I feel like everybody knows me
now because I'm so famous. Anyway, anyway, uh yeah, we did.
We have one car, and we and we recruited me

(42:25):
and we were fine. You know, we were doing all right.
I didn't have many places ago, so uh, you know
costco and like to write and then shows and to
work yeah yeah yeah and then and then um and
then yeah and then you know, me and Craig we
met you know, Lanny. Lanny drugged me to this church.
I didn't want to go kicking and screaming. Not really

(42:47):
a huge fan. And the guy was smiling just like that,
like he just walked up and uh, and I really
the the whole, the whole song is It's just true.
I mean I could read you the lyric I we
their their church met on a Saturday. Um, I've probably
been drinking heavily because that's what I did on Saturdays
and Mondays and Wednesdays and all days. And um, when

(43:13):
you know, and I had hair down to my shoulders,
I probably looked a little suspect like for most people
of the church were like hid your kids and your
wife and uh and Craig. Craig just said, hey, how
you do it? You know? And then and then from
then on, but you know, Laney first, Landy knew Laura.
Lanny met Craig's wife, and so that's that's how we

(43:34):
were invited to that church. And then I don't know, man,
I I was Craig, what do you do? Yeah, yeah,
I work for a company that does recruiting its staff
for I T. And so you were a member of
the church he was going to. So you just a
member of the church and you meet Walker, this guy, yeah,
I remember, I think. Uh so Laura and Laney had

(43:57):
met um through like an would get together or something
like that. And then we ran into him again at
basketball for our kids upward basketball, I remember, Um, and
then we just were we just started talking and our
kids are running one direction. I've got four kids, and
his kids are running another direction, and and Laney and
Laura remembered each other and they started talking, and I

(44:18):
started talking to Walker. It was a Saturday, and then
we invited him, you know, to come to Redeeming Grace
to the church, and they came. And then at that time,
we were meeting on Saturday nights and we would go
to church and then we would like go hang out
at Lahacienda and and you know, do the Mexican thing

(44:39):
while the kids ran around. And then we had them over,
they had us over, and we just you know, uh
started running into each other. Baseball games for our kids,
basketball games for kids, and everything was like overlapping. And
then you were doing Walker Wednesday. So at that point,
he's at puckets on Wednesday nights, Franklin. Yeah, and there's

(45:00):
like people there, and Laura and I were going, what
in the world this guy should be playing for stadiums
And so we started going every Wednesday night and hanging
out late and just you know, became buds. But you
got through that, you got to know his story, and
then that led to you knowing that that he had

(45:21):
a need and you yea how that happened. So you
knew that Walker had five plus one on the way,
couldn't actually move them all at the same time because
they were all working out of Bejanda. Did you have
an extra car without what it was? Uh? No? We
uh so what we we ended up we knew their need.

(45:42):
We ended up buying a car that would fit our family.
And I've got four kids, so I just needed six.
But the van we had had room for seven. And
so we just we bought a car and then uh
let them borrow the van. I remember initially because we
were trying to covertly do this and figure out how
to do it where nobody would know. And uh like,

(46:06):
I've got an identical twin brother, and how how are
we going to give him the van without stew and
Jenny knowing? And um and so anyway we ended that. Yeah,
it's so funny because I'd laugh so robbed, Like we
tried so hard to keep the whole thing a secret
or even people that were close with us wouldn't know
anything about it. And so it's pretty laughable that I'm

(46:27):
sitting here at the U and that Walker's releasing this well,
and that speaks I think volumes to your heart behind
it is that you weren't like you you you genuinely
just wanted to bless Walker and his family and without
any attention to it at all whatsoever. Right, Yeah, I

(46:48):
mean that's huge. I mean he didn't play. I mean,
you say, I'll give you this, but you have to
write a song about me, right signed here here initial
here will be your next single. Yeah, we argued about it,
like in the song, he says. We argued about it
for a little while. I teered up and Craig smiled.
I mean that really happened, like Walkers no way, you know,

(47:11):
because it was very proud. You know. I don't want
to I don't want to need help. Yeah, but it's uh,
it was a sweet rod. Yeah, not really. So I'm
gonna have you played this song. I want to talk
about a little more. But this is uh, it's a
new single from Walker. Hey, I think it's an upset.

(47:31):
It before on an album where I'd enjoy all of them.
This one here, man, it touched me and I hope
it touches our listeners. And so here's Walker. He's got
a keyboard in here, and it's a big one. It's
a big one and he's gonna play, gonna play Craig. Hey,
it's Bobby Bones, and thanks for listening to the podcast.

(47:51):
Due to legal reasons, we can't play Walker's performance of
Craig or you broke up with me, but you can
go watch it on YouTube. I know, I'm frustrated to
Bobby Bones dot com to watch the performances there. Have
you ever played that in in front of Craig before? Walker? No? No,

(48:12):
How does that make you feel to play that in
front of them? Um? You like a ninny? You know,
it's just emotional and uh, man, I'm just so appreciative.
I feel like, you know, what Craig did for me. Um,
And just this story is a lot larger than me,

(48:34):
you know. And um, I'm just humble to have a
friend you know like that. And I and I really
honestly do you know, just wish um and I can
I can hear you know, I can hear people's reactions
they know somebody like that, you know, somebody did it
for him and it reminds him of them. And uh,

(48:55):
what's cool too, is like, you know, Craig did that
for us, and and and it's ad when somebody does
something like that, big for you. You forget after a while,
you know, And then and then I had the fortunately
being able to write it. And now I've seen it,
you know, every night, and I'm reminded over and over
that that I'm not here by myself, you know that

(49:17):
I have people, you know who I couldn't help that
helped me. And um, I think that's how you judge
a man. And Craig is a great man and I
think the world could use a little bit of that,
you know what that story entals right now? So yeah,
that was that was That was weird singing it, you know,
to you and uh, in front of you, and it

(49:40):
made me want to cry. Um, but but yeah, it's yeah,
that's all the first time, the first time you heard
the song or even knew it existed, Like, what was
first they say we have a song it's coming out
or they just play it for you. Well, I remember
we were at a baseball game with Walker watching their kids.
We would hang out, and he said and hey, dude,

(50:01):
I'm I'm writing a song about you. And I thought
he was I thought he was kidding. I thought it
was a joke, and so I just laughed it off.
And then he kind of circled back to it and goes, no, man,
I like, I really am writing a song. And so
I said, okay, wow, And you know, I didn't know
what that meant or anything like that. And then months
went by after that, because by the way, this incident

(50:23):
was years ago, so we had literally forgotten all about it,
my wife and I and so it was August of
and I had I had gone a couple I had
a trip where I went somewhere and I came back
pretty discouraged. And um, and I was I had a

(50:44):
bit of a low, and I was talking to my wife,
were on a date. We went Topoa. We're going over
to the movie and we were sitting outside in the
parking lot and Walker and Laney sent us the song
and uh, it just said Craig, and so like, what
is that? And Lara said, I think we need to
play it, and so she turns it on and UM,

(51:06):
there are not adequate words in the English language for
me to communicate how deeply meaningful the song was to
me when I heard it. Um, I was just undone.
I was broken and so encouraged. Um by the way
he directed attention to Jesus in this song. Um, it

(51:29):
Walker knows I'm not a perfect man, but he's talking
about you know, um, the one who walked on the water,
who turned it Napa Valley red, and who's the true
light of the world. Um, who would motivate something like
that was sacrificial? Given that meant a lot to me
and um so I was undone. We didn't know that
anybody else in the world would hear the song, but

(51:51):
just me and Laura. It was kind of like, um,
you know, him just saying thank you, and it ad
meant uh so much to me. I couldn't really speak.
I was speechless. I remember, I was just crying and uh,
I can't I can't talk. I can't text Walker and
Laura text and said he heard the song, he can't

(52:14):
speak thank you, and I guess hours later, I just
wrote to speechless and uh and Walker said, um man,
I don't know what to say. Is is is what
I'm looking for. I just hope you y'all feel appreciated,
and uh boy, we did, and but we told we

(52:34):
just kept it between me and Laura, didn't even play
for the kids. UM, and we just kind of kept
it really really tight, didn't talk to anybody about it.
Um and then the kids started asking, I guess they
heard something about it, And the kids started asking maybe
from your kids they heard, you know, yeah, have you

(52:55):
heard that? But what do you think about something from
about your dad? And so finally one we set them
all down and said, don't share this with anybody, but
here's the song. We all just said in the living
room and cried and then uh we tried to just
keep it tight. And then a few days later Walker
text means, hey, dude, if I had known, I would

(53:17):
have invited you to the hill, but they they want
to cut that on the album. And I was like what,
So we just uh yeah, something that we tried to
keep really secret. Um, I think God had other plans.
And it's kind of laughable really, and I'm just thankful

(53:39):
to hear the stories of other people. What's blowing us away?
Walker and I have talked a lot about it. How
we just are amazed at the response that people have
been given to that song, I think. And I don't
know if peop familiar with the show or me or
anything at all. Um, I am yeah, I just read
your book, by the way, Bare Bones. You yes, let

(54:00):
me thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyable. Everybody listening should should get that
book Bare Bones. It was it was outstanding. Well. I
think the reason that song resonated with music because I
had a lot of people that stepped in for me,
you know, for food and for Christmas and for that
came when there are times were difficult. But what it's
done for me is it's inspired me to give back,

(54:23):
as I think it's one person that inspires another person
to inspire many people. And so I look at the
people that worked at the youth group or worked at
the PTA that would furnish us Christmas presents, and what
they've allowed me to do is now do it for
thousands of people. And what I hope to do is
all those thousands people do it for thousands of other people.
I think it's just a culture and that you're cultivating,

(54:46):
creating both of you. So I commend what you do man,
both of you, because you know, I think we're all
just trying to do the same thing. We're all trying
to help out somebody else. So I know we've got
quite the Oprah moment go on here, but I think
that it's really nice to meet you, Craig. Have the
pleasures all mine, that's not true. Pleasures all mine to
meet you, to meet Amy. Um, I've been listening to

(55:08):
you guys, and it's just I love by the way.
I just want to say, UM. In private moments with Walker,
even years back, he's told me how much you've met
to his career. And I think when when nobody or
a few people were listening, you were listening to Walker.
You were discovering Walker, and you were promoting Walker, and
I think Pimp and Joy and and your mom Amy

(55:31):
and all of that and and just the moments that
you guys had. So thanks for everything you've done. I
may have given him a vehicle. I think you gave
him a runway. And UM really appreciate sitting on this
side to be able to say thank you. That's very
kind of you. I'm just a big fan. Walker knows
that I'm as biggest fan fan club member number one.

(55:53):
I done ring in the yukon something about what Walkers
like classically what I something like kind of plassically, No,
this dude key Again, I have a friendship with him,

(56:14):
so I've been able to see him do things that
pull like where did that come from? Oh? Just you
know my ear training training my heart, my soul, every
bone part of me. Well, well, well, I want to
say this has been a joy. Craig, meeting you is fantastic.
Thanks for let this keep killing than you. I think
we've had a lot of special performances for sure, but

(56:39):
this was pretty This one's up there for sure, like
Craig being here and you having that and then not
only Craig, She's just crazy to me, how are you
so hard you try to keep it on the download
so hard hearing your perspective and then walk her to
though as a man receiving that gift, but then also

(56:59):
writing a song about at it like you're setting even
to put it your story out there, is setting your
pride aside to highlight what someone did. That's like having,
like Bobby said, a domino effect. So what you're saying
is if I be on this right for it to
be a secret and now for millions of people to
hear it. But Walker had to set aside his pride.

(57:20):
I mean not many men would want they may secretly accept.
The first of all he set aside is probably to
sign the title, to sign the online And then he
said aside is probably be like you know what the
story is so much bigger than me, and this is
my way of saying thank you, and also highlight um,
you know Craig's desire to be like Christ and want
to you know, serve others, and and and in that

(57:46):
he had to set aside his pride. Well, and how
about a label putting this out as a single? I
mean what, that's crazy because now it's so hard to
touch people, and this touches people. I know, that's all.
That's all it comes down to. And a hooky good hook,
but also it touches it was good to see you guys.

(58:16):
Thank you for coming in right, walk ahead and figure
it out Church. Yet I get there it is he
can't back in a second, turn it down, body, just
be time the Bobby Bone Show. What's your favorite movie

(58:38):
of all time? One movie? Oh, man, I know it's hard,
dirty dancing. Yeah, mine's older too. I think our favorite
movies are from when our formation was happening. I think
mine's Office Space. Oh that's a great movie. Yeah, that's
so here the highest grossing movies of all time adjusted

(58:59):
from flation, because for example, number ten, Snow White in
the Seven Dwarves made a d four million dollars, but really,
it made over a billion if you were to go
in real today the value of the dollar. So snow
White it's number ten. Okay, that movie must have been
huge back in the sevent hundreds or whatever. Pilgrims came over.

(59:20):
They went to the movie theater and watched Snow White.
All the Pilgrims were like, it's a good movie. Wow.
The Exorcist at number nine. These are all billion dollar
movies if they came out today. I don't know what
Doctors Avago is. Oh, Doctor Javago, Yeah, I saw that
the other day. It's an old movie. It's a black
and white. I know it's in color, but it's barely
like they just started color. Jaws at seven, ten, Commandments

(59:45):
at six, Titanic at five. Man, okay, Et four a
good one. I don't think I ever saw homework number
three the Sound of Music. Never seen it. If it
came out today, it would make one point three billion dollars. Okay,
that's cool. Number two is Star Wars, the first Star Wars.

(01:00:08):
It kind of it came out today. It would make
one point six billion dollars. Domination Wow, Yeah, that's so cool.
So that being said, and you have to think about
Black Panther just came out and said, all these records.
I mean it's not this. Yeah, you know, the Marvel movies,
the Avengers Adventures. They're not making this amazing. That's a

(01:00:30):
cool I like this little study. And you're talking about
two not as many theaters. I mean, these movies must
have just been culturally shaped. Okay, number one, Okay, what
what is it? What is it? You guess Titanic? Who
else Titanic? The answer at one point eight billion dollars
is Gone with the Wind. Everybody must have seen that

(01:00:52):
back in the day to do, right, that's it. Yeah,
that's it. There was no mean and going to the
movies to watch this movie. Hey but the plow. Let's
get in to watch Gone with the Wind. The ox
in the stable and let's go. So, has anyone ever
seen Gone with the One? No, no, we're going to
have to draw a name. If someone's gonna be forced
to watch it punishment, it's not, then why don't you

(01:01:16):
watch it? Watch it? I will? Okay. One, it's like
seven hours, So how long is it? The worst? Four hours?
And they sat through that in the movie the Yes, Eddy,
Remember they didn't have anything else to do. So just
by Friday Friday review, gone with THEE. Is it on iTunes?

(01:01:40):
It takes your whole hard drive. It's one of those
that you can't download unless you have an extra external goodness,
Oh my goodness. So Black Panther one point two billion
dollars in five weeks internationally, gone with the one one
point eight billion dollars. If that tell you anything, isn't
that a crazy thing? Mus be really good? Then? Yeah? Yeah,

(01:02:01):
good luck? Watch all four hours. We were gonna have
a punishment, but ed Hee was like, I love all movies.
I just didn't know it's four hours long. God, do
you know that Harry Potter play? Yeah, Harry Potter right
that they're doing it's five and a half hours or
six hours long. Get out. Yes. And so they're either
you can need to go to these showings where you

(01:02:23):
go twice, you know, one each day, or you go
and there's an intermission, like a long hour intermission to
eat and come back. So you could go on a
Tuesday and watch the first half and then on Wednesday
finish it and you go back and you watch second half.
Isn't that crazy? Or you go on to Tuesday and
you go back the next week and you just find
a showing up the second half. Yeah, well that's quite

(01:02:47):
the commitment. You know, it's a long time. But I
think if you're really like all episodes of the Bachelor,
that's the crazy thing is that those episodes are so long.
And I enjoyed, well what I could see of American
Idol last night because at a severe weather. But two
hours of anything is just too long. If I see
a movie that's two hours, I don't want to watch it,

(01:03:07):
like Black Panthers two hours, Black Panthers, basically American Idol. Yeah,
the Bachelor, so that's three hours they did the Bachelor
to do after the final rose they do they only
do a two night finale. That was a long one.
That was a five hour finale. So okay, Eddie, you're out.
That's your your buddy, and missed the Bobby Ball trans America.

(01:03:35):
Is that's right? Yeah. Morgan number two asked me about
walking out of an interview. What was your question, Morgan
number two, what would it take for me to walk out?
I don't I think that was our head producer. I
was it the other one. Somebody asked me what it
was like, what it takes me to walk out of it.

(01:03:56):
What do you mean walk out? Well, because DJ n
be on the Breakfast Club walked out of the interview
because they had some guys on what happend Okay, so okay,
Rife Club our friends in New York. Yeah, they're they're
like us, but hip hop, they're like Angela. So what
happened is they had a couple of guys on who

(01:04:17):
have been talking on TV about DJ Envy and his wife. Yeah,
and dj V left. We're doing a five city tour
that we work with Envy, so we know any minute
that is going to set him. People find certain things disrespectful,
you know what I mean? Like it varies. Dj Nvy

(01:04:37):
walks off the show right in the middle of the interview,
and the question was what would it take for me
to walk off the show? Why do you shake your head?
I don't ever picture you walking out. I've sent people
packing from the show. Yeah, yeah, never, you're not living domain,
did your mother's ship? You don't leave. I don't even
artists in here sometimes much less I would leave you

(01:05:01):
Do you left? You be like where am I going?
So how would you handle them leaving? Would just be
like you know what? Hey, I think interviews over. I
hope you have a good that That's why Wendy Williams
I was like, this is over, you need to go,
and she grabbed her stuff on Live on the Air
and walked out. So that's just what it was. Yeah,
you don't come into my house and pee on my couch,

(01:05:23):
Envy getting up and leaving. You think you should have
been like no, because that shows different. You know, they're
all sharing, they all it's a like a triangle offense,
you know, here and sits on the couch Eddie shooting.
So I wouldn't and I wouldn't leave you to do it.
I've walked out before, yeah, but not in an interview.

(01:05:43):
Amy's walked out of Bust she loves. Those were the days.
It's been years since I've done that, but I've done
it a couple of times. Well that's because of goober
over there is mean, do you that's true? What are
you talking about? You were pretty bad, But I don't
ever walk out. Back in the day, it was worse.
We've you know, lunch Box still hasn't met Amies kids.

(01:06:05):
They have no idea who he is. I was talking
about him and they laugh because I mean, they've listened
to the show. But they don't know everybody's names. But
I mean, they've met Eddie, and if they've met you,
they'll associate you and they won't forget. But since they
haven't met him yet, they have no association. And I
said something about I said his name, and they just

(01:06:26):
were like, what lunch box? What's that? Who's that? What?
Isn't that weird? And you haven't even like droven over
there to meet the kids. I don't think it's that weird.
She's very busy. I mean, what do you want me
to do? People? People either? Don't you all live in
the same neighborhood. Yes, And he's going to be a dad,

(01:06:48):
like he could practice. That whole thing is weird, even
though my kids aren't babies. But I don't know. I
just thought it was weird. I was like, Oh, we
need to arrange that. I'm not putting it all on you, like,
we need to arrange it. That's what I'm saying. You
guys are in and all on me. She has a
phone that works both ways. She could say hey, time over, like, Hey,

(01:07:08):
I'm coming, I'm coming over. What time canna come over?
What time can I come over? And it would be
weird if I called you and was like, hey, do
you want to come meet? Yeah, that's a weird thing. Huh,
you want to walk out? No, I don't make him mad.
It just dawned on me that they haven't we need
to meet, So I don't know, Maybe maybe I need
to bring them by your place. Well, Amy, meat, lunch boxes,

(01:07:30):
the baby first. That's a good one. That's a question.
So these bombs are popping off all over Austin, Texas.
I mean, I'm just surprised that it is not every
story coming out right now, Like someone is literally putting
bombs in front of people's doors, are on the street.

(01:07:50):
This morning, there was an explosion north of San Antonio,
which is kind of in between San Antonio and Austin,
at a FedEx place, and they still it seems like
it's being mailed somewhere from what we know. And one
of our friends just texted me just now. I mean,
I'm still getting texts says this, And you have to understand,
we all come from Austin, so this is also a

(01:08:12):
story that's super club. But again, anywhere in the United
States where there are multiple bombs where people are putting
them out and people are dying. That's crazy, and what's happening.
We're so polluted by all the crazy news all the
time now that everything just seems like something else. But
so anyway, friends just texted me says, uh, cops showed up.
Just evacuated my place. This is four minutes ago. Neighbor

(01:08:36):
had a package delivered. She wasn't expecting. It had a
fed FedEx label. We didn't think anything of it. Cops
were called. It doesn't have her name on it. Lots
of cops are here. Oh my goodness. There was another
story that came from the FedEx near the airport in Austin,
which just happened too, and it says right now that
something's up, but they're not saying what's up, and they're

(01:08:58):
saying that awesome. Police investigating has matt situation at that FedEx.
An employee told the news that it was being evacuated
because the package that blew up outside of San Antonio
was headed to that location, so they were sending it
to the other one, so which means other ones could
have been sent to that one, because initially they were
just putting them out by hand. Right, Yeah, man, that

(01:09:22):
is some crazy stuff. If we find anything else that
we'll let you know. Let's go to Lauren, Louisiana, Laura
and Hello, thank you Lauren for calling hi. I just
wanted to let you all know how much I appreciate
eating every one of you. Thanks for being so real.
Bobby and Amy, we could be best friends in lunchbox.
You're just hysterical and I feel like I'm a happier

(01:09:42):
person when I get to work every morning. Well, I
appreciate that, Thank you very much. Yeah, our goal is
that you know, we're trying not to talk about the
negative stuff like the bombs, that we do have to
be real about stuff too, and if it's on our mind,
we want to share it. But we are trying to
be as positive as possible all the time. P A P.
So I always say positive as possible, but always I mean,

(01:10:03):
just now, for the very first time, I just said, Lauren,
where do you live in Louisiana? Oh, Unice down by
New Orleans. Kind of I drive to Lafayette every day
for work. If that helps you. Yeah, I just I
was just like yelling something. Now. I was totally playing
the Louisian lottery. Yea. Yeah, Hey, nice to meet you, Lauren,

(01:10:27):
thank you for calling. All right, Mandyville, that's the Louisiana
place we all ever been there? Do you know? Back
when I so, I still go to the boats all
the time with report back when one we would drive
from southern Arkansas down to the casinos. But the boats
because you have to be gambling on water and so.
But and I don't drink, but all my friends would

(01:10:49):
and I would drive them. But what they would have
is these drive through liquor stores and they make you
mixed drinks and they hand them to you in the car.
That's awesome. I'm not sure if they're so happening. I
wonder if those but we would drive through and they'd
be like, let me get ah a cup right in
the car. Drive through comedience stories and those are cool
to remember those you drive right through the bell went tinkings,

(01:11:12):
somebody come up and be like, I'll take a six
pack of beer and some guns. Miss that. Yeah, Jessica
and Cedar Rapids? What up? Hi? Yeah? I hear is
the show? Um? I wanted to hear Amy tells the joke.
I go home and tell it to my daughter every
day when you guys do that. She absolutely loves it.
Thinks they're hysterical. You know what happened to Walker Hayes

(01:11:34):
was then we forgot to do it before he came in.
That's a good call. Hold on, we got your second.
Let's see, ready, morning corn? What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
What was Beethoven's I thought of it? Yeah, okay, what
is I don't know? Alright? Well, Amy, what is Beethoven's

(01:11:56):
favorite fruit? No funny? That was the morning corning? Yeah,
Jennifer Missouri, what's happening? Hey, good morning? Thank you for calling.
What you want to say? I just want to tell
you how much I enjoy listening to you in the morning.

(01:12:17):
You are just absolutely darling, and you keep it real.
Appreciate that. Sometimes I keep it too real and I
get in trouble, and then I keep it less real
the next day and I get irritated to myself and
I keep it extra. It's just a bad cycling on me. Yeah. Well,
I appreciate it though, Jennifer, thank you for calling and
talking to the show here. So what do you want
to do? Do you I want to read this to you.

(01:12:37):
Do you think carry Underwood told me yesterday on Instagram?
What do you think she meant this. Let's see. So
I posted this picture because someone stole my shoes and
I had to wear blue shoes to work out in
and I'm so o c D about everything red red, red,
red red, and I wore these blue shoes and I
posted a picture on my Instagram, and so Carrie Underwood posts,
and you can tell me what you think. She said,

(01:12:58):
don't let it throw you off your game? Bro? Now
is she like being like bro? Like she's calling me
a bro in the derogatory sense, like, don't be a
bro because that's the thing. Don't be a bro. That
is like, or it could just be like but I'm
also working out. In the pictures, it's a very bro picture.

(01:13:18):
So when Carrie Unerwood writes don't let it throw you
off your game? Comm u bro? Is she trolling me?
Or she's being super cool Eddie? Yeah, I'm trying to think.
I don't think she uses the word bro in her vocabulary.
You know her that well, well, when she comes in,
she never says like, yeah, yeah, bro, so like this
is what we're gonna do. I think she's trolling you. Yeah,

(01:13:39):
she saw you working out and he's like, okay, lunchbikes
for sure trolling? You think? Yes? Do you hear the
sarcasm in that? Bro? Like? Oh you're so cool? Bro?
Like see how I like Carrie. I think she's just
being funny. Oh man, I'm sure she's not being mean,
but I think amy, what do you think here? Okay?

(01:14:00):
I checked bro on Urban Dictionary, which is the go
to and the number one definition is friend, commonly used
in greetings number two, number two an alpha male idiot. Yeah,
that's that's my point. That's how I read it. So

(01:14:20):
what do you think? Or not? Oh? Normally a white
man between sixteen at the gym talks about nothing but
chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck. Right, So
it's like, doesn't I think she meant it as a friend?
And yeah, she's the first definition bro swar two to

(01:14:45):
what even? Let's go to Morgan number two or twenty
four year old who does digital Morgan? Is she trolling me? Yes?
Or no? I don't you don't think so? I think
it's like a friendly Hey, you keep working really hard.
Ravan Dictionary says to bro is also someone that spends
a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses his

(01:15:05):
appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for
a heterosexual male. Wait, why is it got to be
gay or not gay? This is our true dictionary. I'm
just saying, what were you on the post? You were
complaining about your shoes being blue. Yeah, I was like,
someone stole my shoes. I'm given a reward from my
red ones. Yeah that's a great fine. I know. Now

(01:15:26):
according to this bro, am I gay? No? No, no, no,
I'm saying that you obsess over things that like. Okay, well,
everybody can be the judge. I think Amy switching. No,
I don't know if I think that the Facebook anymore. Bro.

(01:15:48):
Come at me, bro, That's what I'm saying, Come at me, bro.
That's another one. By the way, Morgan number two is
four years old. So Cynthia Nixon you may not recognize
that name, but she is actually Miranda from Sex in
the City and she is running for New York governor
and it is awesome. People are making like sex in

(01:16:09):
the City references and people are stoked about her running.
I wonder what she would think, Carrie trolam me or not.
We'll get her on Yeah, yeah, alright, thank you. Just
see the self driving uber they hit the person, Okay,
what are your thoughts. Well, I don't know much about it,
but I feel like, shouldn't they have sensors or something

(01:16:32):
telling them about to hit something they do? And secondly,
someone was in the uber. They weren't driving, but they
were sitting there watching. But here's where the story is lost.
It is because I'll play a couple of clips. First.
This is from the news. The uber was the vehicle
was Evolvo. Again, it was a self driving vehicle. It

(01:16:52):
was in the autonomous mode at the time. The vehicle
was traveling northbound, and the pedestrian was outside of a crosswalk,
so it was mid block, and as soon as she
walked into the lane of traffic, she was struck by
the by the vehicle that was traveling north bomb. This
is not a self driving car problem. This is someone
walking out in the middle of traffic and the car

(01:17:13):
even slowed down. They said, They said that no car
could have not hit this person because she walked right
in the middle. It wasn't a crosswalk. This is your
jay walking. Yes, interesting. I just think self driving is
gonna be way better than humans hit people all the time.
It's not the news. She walked out in a place
you're not supposed to walk out, according to the news,

(01:17:33):
and the car did slow down, but it couldn't slow
down quick enough, and we think a human would have
all I'm saying, well, I don't know why I'm sticking
up for artificial intelligence, but I'm just looking at the
other side of this, and that they quickly go. It's
somebody's walk across street though, and they shouldn't walk across
the street. You can't side with the robots. Man, God,

(01:17:54):
I'm not siding with the root. I'm saying if you
think it's a little more detailed than just a car
running over someone who's standing on the sidewalk, and this
guy sitting in the car didn't think about hitting the
brakes by chilling. He's on his phone's working on his computer.
He's got a self driving self driver if you have
to drive it, and they're supposed to like fly over

(01:18:15):
to the driver's seat and slim on the brakes, rivers seat,
it's not drivers with the riders. I know that's part
of it too, but again, you don't have to pay
attention at all in your in the driver's seat. Point
two is, even if you're in the driver's seat, you're
probably looking out and you still don't see it. If

(01:18:36):
it was that quick. Wow, I just never seen one
of these. I pictured. You're just sitting in the bat
you're working in your little robot. Eventually in twenty years,
maybe ten years even. But no, and I think again
they make the point of it. She didn't walk out
on a crosswalk or when the little glory man says walk.
It was straight up jaywalking according to the story. If

(01:18:59):
something else comes out, but what are supposed to do?
A human would hit her too, That's my point, right,
it says the police chief says, I suspect it appears
that the uber would likely not be at fault in
this incident. Now tell me again why it's the automatic
car's fault. All the robots out there listening, who's on
your team? Early? Even the chief signing with the robots,
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but y'all they're probably listening,

(01:19:25):
and then you would have hit it too. I tried
to stop as far as like a man. We were
talking about Cheetos the other day and somebody on the
show came to look at my phone. There's advertise member Cheetos.
I hate that because we were just talking about it. Yeah,
well there's that, and it's I hate that someone was
hit by a car like that. That's not funny. But

(01:19:47):
my only point is I think a human would have
hit them too. Yeah, it's very clear it would have
been difficult to avoid this collision any kind of motor transportation,
human or auto or robot. I don't I don't know
how to say that word. That's all I wanted to say.
And the author the article was robot robot number one,
four seven two, Ronnie robot, ninth robot. They don't even

(01:20:09):
try to fake it. He's got a long number behind it. Man,
I know, did you see the custodian that when they
had to walk out for all the gun violence, all
the kids walked out of school, the custodian went and
stole all the kids stuff. He stole a hundred and
eighty bucks from kids book bags. There's no hey, there's
no like. That's okay. Listen, listen, are you about his opportunistics?

(01:20:30):
Now he stole I understand. And he only got a
hundred and eighty bucks, not very not very much and
at lunch money, dude, out of all he gave up
his job for a hundred and he didn't get gonna
get caught. He didn't sacrifice it and go I'm taking
the money, good bye everybody. He got caught, and there's
not very many suspects because a lot of people walked
out of school. It was a woman, how sexist me? Exactly?

(01:20:51):
It was a dirt bag man. I just assume it's
a dirt bag man always, always, because men are dirt
bag bigs. While students in South Carolina participated in a
walkout at Custodian, helped herself to their cash. The Castodians
going to the classroom, and they don't mind if you
rum into the book bag and said they didn't. You
don't take your back with you when you walk out.

(01:21:12):
I wouldn't think so. Becauld you expect no one to
steal it because every one's gone. Everybody's gone lunch box.
I'll oh, okay, cool, I'll run this by you. Are
you do you know the song here? It's Garth Brooks right, yeah.

(01:21:33):
I didn't know if you want me to sing it?
What did you want me to do? You know who
wrote it? No? I have no idea who writes songs? Okay,
Billy Joel wrote it. Billy Joel piano many a song
your piano, man, I got him. So did you know
Billy Joel wrote it? No clue? Does that blow your

(01:21:54):
mind at all? Yeah, it's kind of interesting. Maybe Garth
said that one time in his show, like when I went,
but I don't remember when he does that. That's crazy.
I didn't know Billy Joel wrote country music? Well did
you know Billy Joel wrote that? Now you didn't know?
Oh wow, because Billy Joel is kind of a big deal.
Oh yeah, rock and roll Hall of Fame, big deal.
Oh yeah, that's what I mean. I can tell you
what he gar from the studio, g I can tell

(01:22:16):
you what he told me. He just said, hey, you
got a lot of balls. That's what he said. And
uh so, I don't know if that means, well, I
don't know what it means. It just if you know Billy, um,
it means he kind of applaud the route you're going,
so uh really cool. Um shameless has had a million
lifetimes um in in our career, as you can imagine.

(01:22:40):
And I just love it. Here's Billy Joel doing it.
I don't have a lot in that. I go down that.

(01:23:02):
You don't like that? You do like that? No, only
because it's not what you know. Maybe, but it does
doesn't sound good. It does sound good, it's awesome. It's different.
Favorite Billy Joel's song. That's not piano man, Amy, I'd
have to have help. Oh you really? He has more
songs catalog like, for example, I love you just the

(01:23:22):
where you are? This is maybe, this is good? This,
this is brutal Morris, don't go change it? Okay? How about?
But still rock and roll to me? Then you know

(01:23:42):
what's the matter with that? Why? Wow? Maybe I want one? Dude,
he's in the Rocket. If he's not in the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame, he should be. Hey give
him Uptown girl, Yeah, Uptown Girl. Yeah, I know that one.

(01:24:09):
Do you know we didn't start the fire, but it was? Yeah? Okay?
Was he a part of the band? Now? Bill, he's
Billy Joel? Okay, I didn't know if he broke off
like Sting dude from Wham. You know only the good Die?

(01:24:31):
Any of this? Huh? No, I knew that one. You
just playing the one you sing for me? Son? Go?
Do you know? I don't think it's up here, but
in the middle of nice I've been walking down the street.
You can sleep here in the valley and field well,
the rivers so deep. Now I got you for something
kind of sounds like waking up in Memphis, you know,

(01:24:52):
not at all. Well, that's say walking through the streets.
I just think of in my head hills out here.
Come on, I'm gonna tell you a story. I don't

(01:25:13):
think you would mind me telling it. So kid Rock
was having dinner with somebody I know, and uh, my
friend was like, I gotta tell you, Carrock is very generous.
So what do you mean. I guess look up Carrock's
net worth, by the way, because he's loaded, obviously, and
the internet doesn't know everything. But I always kind of
has a has an idea. She said. He when he

(01:25:35):
eats dinner, he just passes out hundreds of the wait staff.
Oh yeah, what Yeah? My friend said, he's the most
generous person he's ever been around. I've heard that about him,
for sure, but I didn't know he's worth eighty million.
He's worth so much that everybody that came around to
help him, he just gave a hundred dollars to all

(01:25:55):
night long. Isn't that would be so cool to be
that status, just be able to get you to be
that have to give a hundred, you can give one
to give out hundreds to every single person you meet, Like,
how's the really gonna last? If you're doing that? Exactly
eighty million lasts, man, that's a lot of money. Yeah,
he has a new song called American Rock and Roll.

(01:26:26):
I've been able to spend a little time listen. I
got no hundreds. I haven't been on one of those
dinners where he passes out money, but I've spent some
time with He's I find him to be quite pleasurable
to be around. I know he's polarizing at times because
he gets political, and even I think he had said
to me in a public setting that probably wasn't the
best idea because I'm not gonna say something he in private. Yeah,

(01:26:48):
but he was like, yeah, I wasn't the best for
me to do, you know, whenever he was doing that
Run Run Run for Senate, can Rock for Senate. But
I do find him to be a really, uh just
nice guy to be around. And whenever you think of
kid Rock, you think I am the book. Yeah, you know,
with the man a man, anything goes bang to bang.

(01:27:15):
Diggy Diggy said the book, he said, jumped the book.
How did you know that? Well, because the college radio.
That's what we did. Dude, that's good, and I just
would roll with it whenever would come on bang bang,
You're not closed, dude. Well, my point is what all
of that is? I think again, I think Kid Rocks
a nicer guy than he lets on what's his real name, Bob?

(01:27:36):
And he keeps telling me to call him Bob, and
I go, okay, Kid Rock like that. I am. This
reminds me of college radio. But you got her. He's
had some massive fits. Cowboy, your Amy's pile of stories.
So heads up, Starbucks is going to have a new

(01:27:57):
drink starting on Thursday. It's only gonna last for four days,
or if they run out of ingredients before the four
days is up, it'll be done. And it's gonna be
called the Crystal Ball Frappuccino. And you know it's gonna
be all over Instagram. What's in it? What makes it
crystally bally? Well, it's made with a turquoise peach flavor
that swirled with vanilla, and then it has whipped cream
with purplish rock candy on top. I think if you

(01:28:19):
said Starbucks was having a limited run the dog turd prappuccino.
People would still go, we gotta get that. They just
want that limited run Starbucks. You know, the picture of
it looks really good. It's gonna be like, um, it's
up against last year's unicorn frappuccino for most posts and
stuff like that. So lunch Box is having a baby
in August, and I'm pretty sure the first two days

(01:28:41):
of the baby is born, we all need to go
buy and get a little with of what of the
baby's good? No, it's like good for us. Yes, the
scent of a baby's head, especially during the first two
days of life, it sends like, you know, a message

(01:29:01):
to our brains, like a reward trigger, and we just
are like instantly happier after sniffing a newborn baby. Wo
that's cool, I guess. So, I mean, if lunch Box
is okay with us borrowing his baby lunch, just bring
it up here. She probably charged us five dollars, isn't it?
Are you doing paternity leave? I assume how much paternity

(01:29:25):
leaves him three months? I don't know. I don't I
don't know. I literally have no idea. Wow, I became
a new mom. I didn't take three months. Two kids.
They's really twins that I mean. To be fair, you
took about three months over the course of the years
trying to get him, so I don't think so careful bones,

(01:29:47):
he's gonna want three months. I don't care what he does.
No three months, do I care? Yes, I don't. Magular
what else? A random woman in Seattle she paid over
six hundred dollars to buy all the Girl Scott cookies
that two girls were selling outside a grocery store. She's like,
I'll take them all. I'll take them all, But then
she didn't actually physically take them with her. She told
the girls, you know what, you just pass all these

(01:30:08):
boxes out to strangers. That's cool. Isn't that so awesome?
Can imagine you're walking in you get a free box
of Girls Scout cookies. But what about let me just
up the any a bit. What what if you just
give them the money and said, here about he's just kidding.
Sell those cookies to and add it to the pile.
Oh that's cool too, make more money. But then the
kids don't get to bless all the strangers walking by

(01:30:30):
with the free box of cookies. Like that's the point.
It's cool that she didn't even want to pass them out.
She's like, hey, little girls, you get to pass them out.
I get it. It's just me going next level. Yeah,
they should have pocketed the six hundred and then don't
need that extra. Don't tell them what they need what else?
So if you want your hair to smell like eggs

(01:30:50):
and bacon, well I don't. Who want their eggs and bacon?
But it's a novelty thing. Or maybe you want to
get this hash browns. I am boy to have a
story for you. Do you make bacon scent at all?
Kinds of things? But Einstein Brothers Bagels, which is one
of my favorite bagel places, they're introducing a new bacon
and egg breakfast sandwich and along with this that they're

(01:31:12):
selling bacon and egg shampoo and conditioner. Sounds yeah, if
you want to buy it, you can buy both of
them for ten dollars. Who would wash their hair? Gives
you a fun gift like a white elephant, or I'll
be disgusted at that. Alright, Yeah, maybe that's my pile show.

(01:31:33):
If you have a happy childhood, you're likely to have
really strong relationships in your life. Because what they say
is if you're a kid, and you see all these
working relationships. You believe in them, you trust them, so
you have them. Right. Well, yeah, it's and I think
it's a well I'm associateding lack of trust with the
poor child, like when your childhood is not that great,

(01:31:56):
you have do not trust people as much. Well, I
never saw a sex relationship. So my mom was uh
my real biological father. They weren't together. My heard my
stepdad in a divorcing. She had other relationships. So I
never saw a healthy relationship. I don't know if that
directly falls unto me, but I like someone like lunchboxes
parents are still together. How long they married? Since they

(01:32:19):
were nineteen there? Sixty three? So how to do the math? Huh, yeah,
it's a long time. And my grandparents they were married
for like sixty two years before they passed away. Look
at this and this guy over here is just married up.
I'm married up almost three years ago. A little what
do you call a bun in the oven? Yeah, you
call it? Your parents? Are they still romantic with each other? No?

(01:32:41):
What do you mean? No, No, you don't want to
talk about it, or just I don't think they are.
Do you ever see him kiss? No? But you kiss
your dad, so do you who kisses your dad? And
less more, you're your mom. Pardon me, I don't think
I've seen my dad kiss my mom. I I think
they kissed the wedding like when they're dancing. But besides that,

(01:33:03):
they don't get flirty, and I don't really get flirty
or you ever walking on with the kid? Nope, I
got on that door. Yeah. Why do you want to
enough that you don't bring that up? Why not erase
that memory? Why did I never did? No? No, no,
I did, but we don't talk about it. How old

(01:33:26):
were you? I don't know, but I remember it was
so awkward and it was on a Sunday morning but
before I think they were married your parents. It's weird,
and that's one of the I have very few memories
of my parents together. That's one of them together the
prog Only my mom knew. I don't know that my

(01:33:49):
dad ever knew, but we didn't make eye contact, like oh,
God would say, what in the world. I don't think
my dad knew because my mom. How old are you say?
After church? I don't. I had to have been like
I mean my dad listen, I was eight. I was
probably six or you remember it? Yes? Can you see

(01:34:13):
it in your head right now? In my head? Right question?
And then my mom after church we got home that
day and she said, do you do you want to
talk about me? Probably never did your mom your SA
She's probably never told anybody this And now it's easier
to talking about it because my dad's probably listening, but

(01:34:34):
my mom's not. Um, what do you want to know?
What you say? You have a church? She just asked
me if I wanted to talk about what I saw?
And what did you say? I said, no, No, I
don't want to talk about No, I don't don't have
a discussion understand what Yeah? I think she just wanted
to make sure that it was like everything was okay.
I don't know what you're looking for. It wasn't like,

(01:34:56):
do you want to talk about what you saw? Dude?
That is a crazy question. I don't like I'm and dad.
I would never want to ask my kids that, son,
do you want to you want to talk about what
you saw? No one wants to talk about what they saw,
I think, but with a mom and a daughter, it's different.
It wasn't like anything weird or crazy. She was just
making sure that like I get it. I mean, I
don't think I don't get it, but I'm good. I

(01:35:19):
get what you're saying. But no, no, no, I would
never do that. You're just letting saying you didn't see anything.
Shut up. Yeah, but you're because you're a guy. I
think your mom. Yeah, I told you to walk in
gehead of what's up today? Amy? Amy Um working out

(01:35:43):
with my friend Gracie. She's comes over to the house
and we'll kind of get our Tracy Anderson on. You know,
Gracie is Steve Mokeler's wife. And I was talking to
someone on FaceTime. I'm listening yesterday. I have the video
on my phone and they said that one of Steve
Mokel's song is gonna be their wedding song. I meant
to send this to one I forgot. Oh you should
let him know what a joke I am for taking
this video. They're not sending it. Hold on, kar this

(01:36:05):
is in Indianapolis and they're getting married. Now, won't you
tell me what the story is that song? My Name's
Dance and this is Danny and we're gonna get married
and our first dance song is going to be a suitcase.
Steve Mokler song Suitcase. Yeah, because it's like there's all
national drive around listen to. Yeah, I need to give
that to you, to give to her, to give to him. Anyway,

(01:36:27):
Amy's cool, She's gonna go hang out with Steve Mokler's no, No,
she's Gracie. She has a name, she's not just she's
married to Steveler. Yeah. Yeah, but that's not how I know.
I didn't what. I didn't even know Steve when her
my story. As I was talking about it, I was like, oh,

(01:36:48):
you're married, k j K JK. But yeah. So I
was FaceTime with listeners yesterday and he said this is
going to be their third wedding, first dance song, and
Muggler the Baby's going to have workout with his white Fighter.
No really, Amy his friends with the Miss Muggler. Everybody

(01:37:09):
wants a house on the hill. Everybody wants a ski board.
Everybody wants a big promotion at the end of the youth.
Everybody wants swimming pool in a big back y'all, a
little more vacation and brand new co Yeah. I'd be

(01:37:33):
fine watching you watch the sun go down. You thanks
for listening, guys. My body the Bobby ball show,

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