June 21, 2025 • 30 mins
Morgan and Lunchbox answer listener questions! Listener shout outs to start, then Lunchbox answers questions about the hate he gets online, Morgan babysitting his kids, his Mt. Rushmore of cringe moments, and The Challenge. Then they get into his current side businesses, tax refunds, books he’s read lately, and if he will ever have a line of sweatshirts.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's listener Q and day time.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good morning friends, it's time for listen your Q and
a lunchbox is joining me. Good morning, lunch Good morning.
You're alive over.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
There a live I'm just you know, waking up on
a Saturday. And you know, I like your you have
a normal voice. Then you go yay Saturday morning. Questions like,
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It sounds exact same to me. No, no, no, you make
fun of my voice so much.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, I've never made fun of your voice. That's not true.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
My accent, my words.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, no, no, I didn't make fun of your words. I
make fun of your words sometimes. But when you say Italian,
no one has ever said in their life.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Uh huh. But and you make fun of my sometimes.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Country.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The only time you have a country accident is when
you talk to a country person like Laney Wilson. It's
all of a sudden, all of a sudden, you're a
country girl. No, I'm just saying it's a.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Pretty good country accent. But no, I do it more
often than that. That's just the only time you.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hear it right, but right there when you were starting it,
I don't know, you went into a lower like, okay,
it's a good morning like.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's called having an inflection in your voice.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No no, no, no, no no, you're like right now.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You're getting roasted. Guys. We haven't a gun into I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's I swear to you, it's not a roast. I
just wanted to know if you noticed that you talking,
you're talking normal right now, but just when you said
good money, guys, you went very having fun with your voice.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You know, sometimes it's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You did that on purpose?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You like to yell all the time. Sometimes you're talking normal,
like right now, and I don't make fun of you
for sometimes do you.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I didn't know if you were doing that on purpose
or if you just like instinctially went to the morning gay.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's not like I'm purposely doing anything. I just that's
just how I.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's just how I thought. Maybe that was your thing
to start out the question session.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Maybe I shouldn't give all these shout outs. You know,
there's some nice things about you in here, but I
don't know, I'm not I feel like they should be
pulled back.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I don't think I think you're taking it as a shot.
I just didn't know if you noticed that you did it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh, bunch of It's just my voice. That's just me
as a human beings existing in the world, maybe talking
on a microphone.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I don't think you get what I'm saying. I think
you're taking it as a personal shot. I just didn't
know if that was what you did every time on
the question section of Best Bits, if you started out
with a low good morning guys, or if that just
it just happened today.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't know. Okay, but we just sent two minutes
and fifty minutes listening to that.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, so the people will find that interesting because I
maybe I heard it, maybe because I have the hood up.
Maybe I heard it wrong. Maybe it was a normal
good morning, good morning guys, and I heard it. It's
good morning. Can we get into the questions now, Yeah,
let's do the shout outs?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Man, Okay, my two favorite people from the show can't
wait to listen.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Jody from Oklahoma City?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
What up? Oklahoma City? Jody? Do you know my cousin
Megan probably Melissa.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You don't even know her name, Laura, you're their sisters.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh, I was like, or Michelle there, Megan, Michelle and Melissa.
They're all sisters.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
They're all in.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I really enjoy your brother's sister relationship. Lauren from Oregon, Well,
you just got a nice dose of that Oregon.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I've been to bend Orgon. That was pretty cool. That's
a beautiful spot. I bet I bet it's I bet ben.
It was blowing up when I was there, like a
few years ago, so I bet you it's like crazy
blown up, like a lot of people moving there. Hopefully
it doesn't ruin the beauty of it. Just small little
talk right there for me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Shannon from North Carolina just wants lunch to know you're
the reason she listens to the show.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Thank you, Shannon, North Carolina. Raise up, take your shirt off,
spinning around your head like a helicopter, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
We're never going to get into the questions.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You know that song, No pet Pablo At this moment,
I'm just trying to give you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Literally don't know Pete Poblo.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We haven't even got to the question.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I know it's okay, but I just want to know
if you knew Pete.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Pablo not off the top of my head in this moment.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You need to listen to that song.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Lunchbox is one of my faves. Love the excitement he
brings to the Oh that's from Melissa.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
From where I don't know. She just put her name,
all right, Melissa. Maybe that's my cousin from Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Sure, married Justice?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
No, Melissa's not married to Justice. Megan's married to Justice.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Sorry, don't mess that up.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I love your dad stories. You sound like a great
engaged dad. That's Jin in California.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
What up Gin in California? Oh? Maybe that's my sister's
best friend, Gin that lives in California.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Goodness. One more Tiffany in Texas. Favorite best bits are
with Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right, Tiffany in Texas. Maybe I went to school
with a Tiffany and I don't know which Tiffany that is.
That could be a lot of Tiffany's.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, are you ready for the questions?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah? I know the first question. Oh my gosh, Lunchbox,
what's your skincare routine? How do you look so young? Guys?
I don't do anything in my skin, it's just natural.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I just want to actually get a skink.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Your question about yours, but I didn't stop it.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You did? Really, you're lying right, like I don't know what?
Like I was, I was walking in here on a
Saturday morning. I was like, I'm just gonna start out
with this joke real quick, and I'm gonna hit it.
And the fact that you actually got one, yeah, that's great.
But nah, guys, it's just all natural.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Do you see all the hate that you get online?
Does it bother you? Do you play the villain? That's
from Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Elizabeth? Do I see it? Sometimes? I see it. Some
people tell me about it, but really, let me tell
you about my life. I don't spend much time on
social media, and if I did, I don't care. I
don't care what these people think because guess what, they're
all idiots. They don't have sense of humors. They don't
know how to live life. So no, the comments don't
(05:29):
bother me. I've been doing this. Let me check my watch,
twenty twenty five, twenty two years. No, it doesn't bother
me one bit.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Dang, you old? I do you set me up for that? Really?
You said twenty two years.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Or you could have said, dang you started young, because
how old are you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's fun because your face right now is worth.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Old joke. I'm thirty one. I'm crying, said, I'm young.
I don't funny. Sure it was a funny joke.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, yeah, not time, but not that funny.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You know, I always know when I get you with
a joke, you just stare at me.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
No, I just want to make you feel uncomfortable. And
that's that's an awkward laugh right now.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, that's my that's my hyena laugh that I thought
something was really funny.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, I'm glad you cracked yourself up. But really, what
it means is, dang, dude, you must be really good
at your job because you've been doing it for so long.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's so true.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Like when people work at a company for like twenty years,
they usually get like parties and celebrated. I get old jokes.
Yeh see, that's what I got to deal with.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'm very happy. I'm proud of you because you're right
that it's an accomplishment. But yeah, so it was funny
because you've been here a long time.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I have been here a long time. I get people,
you know, it's weird, but I've had people come up
to me and be like, oh my gosh. I used
to listen to you on the way all the time.
When third grade is when we started listening me lunch by. No, no,
you're not listening. You have let me finish the story.
And they have their kid with them.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
See, that's what I'm saying. I was getting somewhere like
even better, and I'm like, well, you have a kid,
and now they're like yeah, they're in third grade. I'm like, oh,
that's crazy. Cycles a full cycle. That is like a
full circle. Man, It's like whoa. That's when it's like,
holy crap.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, that was me, though I don't have a kid yet,
but that was me. I used to listen to you
guys when I was driving to high school.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
High school is different third grade.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, that's a young mama.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, not really. I mean if you think, if you
think about it, if they were in third grade, they're
green back in two thousand and three, right, that.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Means I'm still like, twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Twenty nine is not that young to be a mom.
I'm just saying, like, yes.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So she's roughly around my age.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So yeah, they probably were twenty six twenty seven when
they had a kid maybe, And I'm like that's that's
wild man full circle moment.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Would you ever have Morgan babies at your kids for
a date night, Natasha from Texas?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, sure, I don't care not let name by babies
at my kids. Here's the thing. I hire random people
off the internet. So why would I not trust Morgan.
She is a human being that has a heart and
it beats, and she seems like she keeps herself alive.
So I think she could keep three kids alive for
one night.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I mean I don't think it would be a big
deal at all.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I would totally watch them for you, guys.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Really yeah, Oh my gosh, I'm just breaking news.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You never asked.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, I never thought about it, to be honest with you,
because let me tell you, some of these babieslitters, they
charge you a lot of money, and I'm like, guys,
you are outrageous in your prices. Outrageous much.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Just hang out with them?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, and trust me, my kids just like to hang out.
They're so easy.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I like playing games. We can play games.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
They can play games. Yeah, they'll run away and hide
from you. It's great.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What is your mount rushmore of cringe moment over the years?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Troy from Orlando.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
What up, Troy cringe moments? What do you mean like
like that I thought or made people feel uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Probably for you that you made people feel uncomfortable because
you don't get uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I mean one funny one that jumps in my mind
that I still laugh at that. I think the artist
was so thrown off by what I did. Yeah, was
when I was interviewing Morgan Wallen.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh yeah, and you were like cute, Ara, No, No.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I was like, his song had just gone number one,
and I was like, dude, what's it feel like to
get your first number one? What's it like to get
your first number one?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Who did you call first? He's like, oh, it's cool,
And I was like, man, you seem pretty chill for
your first number one. And I went on and on
about his first number one for like two and a
half minutes maybe, and then he just finally goes, it's
actually my second I was like.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
This, this interview is on you YouTube.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And I feel like he was just like this guy
has no idea, and he's right. I had no idea,
but it wasn't cringe for me. But I think he
felt awkward, like he was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, you can tell he felt visibly awkward.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He felt very like he was shaken, like he was like,
what is going on? I was just like, oh, my
bad man. So I guess apparently his first was up down, up, down,
and then he had another one after that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, into your defense, I don't know that at the
time you really paid attention to the number ones.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I still don't let you do.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I still don't.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
But you could tell me, maybe have a little bit
more away.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I couldn't even tell you what the number one was
last week, this week, next week. I don't know who's like.
I don't even know what.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Suying to help you out there.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't know what songs are at the top. There's
sometimes there are number one I never heard of them.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
You know. A good cringe that still makes me giggle
and feel awkward myself these days is when you guys
ubered me divorce papers.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You think that's cringe, Oh it is.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
That driver felt like when he had to deliver them
to me. Yeah, he was so visibly uncomfortable, and then
I like fake cried, so then he was even more uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That one was a funny moment.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I don't find that. I found that funny. I
don't know why that'd be cringe because you're not really
getting divorced.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
That's like uncomfortable as could be cringe to people.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, I'm trying to think if there's any other things
that stick out in my mind, because I mean, I
just don't I'm trying to think of what would make
people cringe.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
The bathroom confessions are always hilarious and definitely cringe worthy.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, And you know what I need. I need Scuba
to stop sending me pictures of him in the bathroom,
Like if he's in a stall, he'll take a picture
of the stall and be like, hey stall won, it's
stall two. And I'm like, dude, I don't need that,
Like like that's enough, Like, no need to do that,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, okay, those are so good ones.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, I guess those are cringe.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah. Yeah, you don't see anything as like cringe.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, I'm trying to think if I've done anything else
you guys find cringe. Well, No, that's it, man, That's
that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Okay, I guess you're not grined worthy. What are your
thoughts about Jordan not going back on the Challenge Ashton
from Virginia. What I don't know. I assumed you would
know what that meant.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Who's Jordan Jordan Wesley.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
He's probably there's arguments to be made that he is
the best Challenger of all time.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
What this was about? And you looked like I was asking,
I had no.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Idea what she's saying that he's never going to go
back on the challenge.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I don't know what that he's not going back on
the challenge.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well, I don't know anything about that. I see. I
don't read spoilers, and I don't read outside stuff because
I don't want to be I don't want stuff to
be ruined. So I don't google these people when they're
on the challenge. I watched the challenge and that's it
because I don't want any to find the storyline before
the season comes out. So I'm not sure what that
(12:53):
is referring to.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Well, apparently there's no official confirmation that he's done in
the challenge. She stated that he's filming another project and
might be taking a break, but also indicated he intends
to return in the future.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Right, That's why I don't know. I've never heard anything
about Jordan not being on the Challenge ever again, it looks.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Like he's well she didn't say evergaan, she just said
not going back. So maybe he's like not going back
for the season.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's fine. I mean, everybody takes a season or two off.
He's got other things. He just won.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is he like a big Challenge guy?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah? I met him in Vegas. That's the one I
freaked out on in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh was he at the iHeart Festival.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, he was dating some girl?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh was he dating Tory Deal?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, he used to. He was engaged to her. They
got engaged on the Challenge then three so it was
a different girl. Yeah, No, I won. Was it twenty
twenty three? Mm? Feels like it's long ago than that.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I was going to look him up.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
He was dating Star or Ranch.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Or there's somebody named Ranch.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I know. I'm just trying to name Sparkle now Diamond Diamonds.
Try that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
No, say if somebody is name Ranch, that is.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Check check out who he's just type in Jordan Country
singer dating.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh, diner is their name diner? It says diner there.
It is not Diamond local diner. Girl.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Just call me diner and.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
She's still dating him.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah. See she was at the iHeart Festival in Vegas
and he was backstage and I flipped. I couldn't believe
it was him.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, he's he's he is unbelievable, Like he's got one hand. Yeah,
and he beat another dude at a tug of war
thing with one end. Oh yeah, pretty impressive.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Nice. Okay, well we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, he's pretty We're already done with questions a break
real quick. Yeah. But yeah, so I don't know. I
would be sad if he never came back. But like
Wes retiring, did they really retire? Leroy retired but then
he came back to All Stars, So I don't know
when they retire and they just need a break. I mean,
they got they're getting older, they have lives, and Jordan
has made so much money, he's got other projects.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Okay, here's a baller. There you go, hot take from
the Challenge Master himself. We will take cook Freak will
be right back. Paulina wants to know if there's any
side businesses you are pursuing.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Paulina, I'm always looking for a good side business here
and there. You know, a little wheeling and dealing businessman,
making business deals, trying to get that money. You know,
a little shuffle here, a little shuffle there, deal back here. Yeah.
So I'm always on the lookout for new deals.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You just said a bunch of words, and I don't
think any of that confirm that you are actually doing deals.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh I'm looking for deals all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Gotcha, But you don't have any active deals right now.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I mean I got deals upon deals upon deals, I
got offers at my doorstep. I just got a side
which ones to take?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I see, you know there's like tequila.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Brand, there's this brand. I mean, it's just like I
don't know, okay, I mean there's Alpha ten Bars. I
mean there's all these people just knock knocking on the.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Door, advertisers that are coming through the show.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, no, no, no, these are side projects. I have
this thing called a palette. It's a side project been
working on.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh there was somebody that wrote in and said they
wanted to buy the rest of the stuff that was
on the pallette.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, why don't you want to do that?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I don't know if that's real.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Who cares that?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
What do you mean? Who cares if it's not real,
can't be real.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, they said they wanted to offer. Why do wtn't
you try and look into it? Yeah, it ends up
being not real. Fine, but why don't you look into it?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Then you can get rid of all your stuff?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah? Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Do you still get amazing tax refunds? Keaton in DC?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What up?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
DC?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah? I still do a great job with my taxes.
A lot of ride offs, a lot of ride offs.
I mean, you just have to be very creative with
how you do it and how you spend your money
and make sure you keep your receipts. That way you
have proof if they come knock knock knocking at lunches door, actually.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Keep your sipts.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I don't know why. You just don't strike me as
somebody who keeps receipts.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I mean, are they organized?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Are they laying all over the house?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh okay, yes?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
So does it drive my wife nuts? And she had
why don't you put them in a folder? Yeah, but
that's just not my style.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You know, you can easily get one of the This
is what I do with all my receipts. They're they're
organized by month and then I put them all at
the end of the year into a giant folder.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, I put them in an accordion.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, that's what I have.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I have one of those. I bought one.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
They're also all over there.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I know I bought the accordion. I'd labeled them, but
then I don't ever put them in there.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, well that defeats the purpose of set accordion.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
But it's sort of like when I was in college
and I bought a planner and I wrote out during
the college the summer, I had two jobs and I
wrote out every single day I had to work. And
then someone stole my planner. Says god telling me, you
don't need to be organized.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, then how come I only had it for two
days before someone stole it.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Well, somebody just needed it more than you at that moment.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
They broke into my car and stole it.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
It's an interesting thing to steal.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But I think they stole my backpack and it was
in the backpack.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Got it, Okay, So they weren't like planner, Yes, we
want to.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Steal this man s or they were like, let me
see when he's gonna be at work so we can
come back and break in. Oh didn't you think?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Were you actually putting on there at work nine to five?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah? Okay, because I had two jobs.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Like I had Orientation leader. So I was like, all right,
I gotta be there from seven to three then Walmart.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Okay, well that makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I was like thinking, like.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You were thinking I was crazy. No.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I was thinking, like, like, you're doing this job and
every day you just wrote five am, ten am working
on the show.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, no, that's not how it worked. It's not how work.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
No, no, no, okay, have you read any good books lately?
Love LB Week?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Love LB Week?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I think I got correct to him. I think Jen
in Florida, Jen and Florida, let me look, oh love
LB Week, like when you're on the best bits.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah. I had to get back to you on that one.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
You're not doing any reason.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
No, I did. Well, it's it's it's a lot harder
with kids.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, everything is.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, I read this one and I'm not gonna know.
I'm not gonna say that one.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Why Why aren't you gonna say one?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Because I I don't want to How do I how
do I describe it? It is gonna be annoying for
half the audience.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I see, Okay, you don't have to say it.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
But it's no I'm gonna say it anyway. It's called
Solito and it's about this kid making the journey to
the United States. His father had come and when he
and he barely he doesn't remember his father and he
barely remembers his mom. She came later, and then he
lived with grandma and grandpa, and so then it was
(19:57):
time for him to come when he was nine years old.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
And it's the journey trying to get to America.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
How do you find these books?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Are they all recommendations?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Noah.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I was just walking around the bookstore and is on
the shelf.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay. And do you read a night like you go
to bed and you lay in bed and read for a.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Little bit or usually when I'm taking a poop.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I just didn't know with kids, when.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's when I got my time. It's like it's I'm saying,
it takes a long time to read a book. It
takes a long time to read a book.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Okay. I was picturing you having some relaxing moment and
you just you know, okay, And.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So I go in the bathroom and I hide for
twenty to twenty five minutes. Yeah, and that's when I read.
And that is my relaxation. I sit in the stench,
and I sit there and I read a couple of pages.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Okay, and so yes, so I should not have asked
that question. I regret everything. Why guys, they didn't need
to know that part.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
But that's when a lot of people read book.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Okay, but yes, anyways, do you have any others besides
what is it?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm reading? What is it called right now? The Small
and the Mighty? Maybe let me check it and make
sure that's this.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
The Small and the Mighty?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
You want me to google?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah and the Mighty.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Twelve Unsung Americans.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It is twelve unsung Americans who changed the course of
history from the founding of the civil rights movement.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
And it is Sharon mcmonnon.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yes she is. So she was a government and something
else teacher, and then during the pandemic, she just started
doing stuff on Instagram, like telling you what's going on
in the government, like just explaining it in normal people terms. Yeah,
and she got a huge following, and then now she
(21:46):
wrote a book. I love that, and so it's just
your It's like people that shaped America that you never
hear about. It's pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That does sound good. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's about it. I mean, I don't know anything else
I can think of right now.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
That's okay. Two books is good. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
When I read Green Eggs and Ham. The other night
we read.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Do you Guys Have Rainbow Fish? That's my favorite kid's book.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You never had rainbow Fish?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
He has a pretty rainbow scale and it's all about
this fish who's.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
A little different rainbow fish book.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
It is my favorite book as a kid. That and.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
This one.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I Love You for Always. I'll I love you forever.
I'll like you for always as long as I'm living,
my baby, You'll be that book.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I think that one I love.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Really both of those were classics in my I think
it's I Love You Forever. Yeah, I think that's the book.
I Love You Forever, You.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Forever.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's typing on his phone, So sorry guys for the
delay from a while to catch up.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
This one with the roses on the Yeah, I'm like,
I don't know that one.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Love You Forever kid's book.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Let's see whatever love you forever. Let me see it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It has a little baby on it next to a toilet.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
We've never seen that one either. Uh. We really like
uh Pete the cat, he's pretty cool. We read a
lot of Curious George. What else have we been reading lately?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Okay, we'll get rainbow Fish. I think they would all
love rainbow.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Fa rainbow Fish. Okay. One that we read, what else
is the oh ice cream face. They love that one
for some reason. And we used to read Forever baby
box one his favorite ice cream face. They love that one.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Frog.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
There's a frog on the log on the bottom of
the lake. There's a frog. There's a hole in the
log on the bottom of the lake. Yeah, that's the book.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You have to sing it all.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, and they loved that book. Forever google it.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Frog was singing. They liked us singing.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
My kids, tell me mom's better at singing. Can she
read that one?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Rog and a log?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's not it?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's a frog on there's a hole in the log
on the bottom of Well.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
We have two more questions.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
We had to go.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
We gotta get these questions in.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
When well you have your own line of sweatshirts, Dan
and falls Church, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
By that, Like, are you ever going to have your
own line of sweatshirts that people can buy? Because all
you wear is hoodies.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's called There's a Hole in the log on the
bottom of the Lake.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That is a long title. Is so fun. Okay, it
is so fun. Thank you for those recommendations sweatshirts.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I've never even thought about that, to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
You've really never thought, like, I wear hoodies all the time.
This is kind of my signature thing. You wore one
to the CMA Awards. Why.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I mean, I thought about, Hey, I should have my
own hoodie line.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Because I wouldn't even know how to design them.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Okay, you pay somebody to design them. Oh really, they're
are graphic designers.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh, I mean I don't even know, Like what would
you because here's the thing, I don't know anything about fashion,
so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
What that says.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
All I do is when you could have.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I bet that's trade worked.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Maybe Okay, well you could do just different things.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
You could just come up with cool designs and they're
just cool hoodies that like you would wear. They don't
have to say anything.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, I don't know. I've never even thought about it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
But hey, even do like the really popular ones right
now to have teeny tiny words like right in the
middle of chest. You could just one that says LB.
Really yeah, it's really popular right now.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh see, I don't know what's popular. That's my problem is.
I don't know fashion. I don't know the trends.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
But hoodies are your thing, right I love hoodies.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I'd love a nice soft hoodie. I love them. They're great.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Well, Dan, sounds like never one is the most thoughtful
thing you've ever done for your wife?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Nikki and Alabama?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Uh married?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Or shoot?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
What nothing? I was supposed to bring something today and
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Uh Yeah, you know, marrying her is a pretty big deal.
That's pretty thoughtful. I gave her three kids pretty thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, that's your thoughtfulness.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
That's pretty good, isn't it. I mean, what else is
there to do? What else? What else?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I don't know? Romantic dates, Cook her dinner, like special
dinner that she likes, Bring her a bottle of wine
when she's had a long day, Bring her flowers when
you're thinking about her.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I mean, I don't know anything about wine, so I don't.
Why would I bring her up? She could tell me,
oh yeah, bring me my favorite bottle of wine. Guess
what I would do. I would have no idea what
to do exactly.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
You've been married to her for so long. How do
you not know what at least type of wine that
she would like?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Because I don't. I don't drink wine, so I don't
know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You don't drink it, she does, you.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Know, But I don't know what is what? What kind
of wine is? What? Like? I can't There's a percheko okay,
is that right?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Wine?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
And there's a white wine?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
What right? Ryan? White wine? What does she typically drink?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
She drinks both of those?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Okay? Do you have you ever asked what kind? Because listen, Chardonnay,
Savion Blanc.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Those are all she likes.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I've heard that one blanc. So there's all kinds of
brands out there, and you can get Savion Blanc and
all of those brands. Okay, So you can always just
get a Sauvion Blanc and bring it home. Cool, that's
something very nice to do, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, I don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Like I said, Nikki, I think this answer is also no.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Okay, what do you mean? No, have I ever done
anything nice for her?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Thoughtful? Yes, thoughtful is different than just that is literally.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That is so thoughtful.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm not gonna walk down this with you right now.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You can do thoughtful things, and I know that you
probably do, and you just don't want to say them
right now.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Listen, I literally, that is what listen. I am not.
I don't have these grand gestures.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You've never been a romantic and any sense of the word.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, yeah, not really.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But she married you because she loves you, so for
some reason you did something right right, like you understand,
like and she'd had three babies with you, so correct, How.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Would how much more romantic do you want me to get?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I think sometime you should just totally surprise her and
show up to the house with her favorite wine and flowers.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Literally have no idea her favorite wine. It does at
she doesn't have a favorite wine.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Do you understanding that she might like.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You understand she doesn't have a favorite wine.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
But maybe a wine that she likes.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh my gosh, you guys are difficult, but we do.
I do take advantage sometimes. There's this flower shop that
has half off Fridays. So if she ever gets flowers.
It's on Fridays.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay, well we're halfway there. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I will be at the grocery stores and my kids
they'll be like, hey, dad, we should get mom flowers
and they'll pick out a thing of flowers.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's your kids being thoughtful.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Uh, who's the one that took them to the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You didn't take them for that reason, though.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You say, I get credit.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Okay, we're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, thanks for being here.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
How long was this one?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
This is about twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Is longer than usual because you roasted me for the
first several minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
But that's and then you called me old and laughed
at your own joke.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
For I had to get some shot it and I
took strays at the show.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
You laughed for thirty five minutes about your own joke.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, laughter for about forty five seconds. Yeah, yeah, you
were like you took up almost three minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I was not no, see that's what I keep telling you.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
It was not a road by everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It was literally me just trying to be nice. That
was oh boy, no, no it went okay, it may
not be nice. I was just pointing out something. Did
you notice how your voice went changed when the MI
mic came on. That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Thank you lunch for me this weekend. I really had
a wonderful Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
My gosh, guys, this is why, this is why Best
Bits is my favorite thing to do and all the show.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Okay, I just nice, I said to do sarcastically.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I said it was my favorite thing to do on
the show.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's so sarcastic, and I know you actually enjoy sitting
here and talking.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, goodbye. Check out the sore losers.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Okay, bye, Everybody Radio Loves Rocks.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Bye bye bye bye, bye bye bye. That's the Best
Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
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Speaker 1 (30:27):
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Speaker 2 (30:28):
Web girl Morgan to submit your listener questions for next
week's episode.
Best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's listener Q and day time.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good morning friends, it's time for listen your Q and
a lunchbox is joining me. Good morning, lunch Good morning.
You're alive over.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
There a live I'm just you know, waking up on
a Saturday. And you know, I like your you have
a normal voice. Then you go yay Saturday morning. Questions like,
what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It sounds exact same to me. No, no, no, you make
fun of my voice so much.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, I've never made fun of your voice. That's not true.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
My accent, my words.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, no, no, I didn't make fun of your words. I
make fun of your words sometimes. But when you say Italian,
no one has ever said in their life.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Uh huh. But and you make fun of my sometimes.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Country.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The only time you have a country accident is when
you talk to a country person like Laney Wilson. It's
all of a sudden, all of a sudden, you're a
country girl. No, I'm just saying it's a.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Pretty good country accent. But no, I do it more
often than that. That's just the only time you.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hear it right, but right there when you were starting it,
I don't know, you went into a lower like, okay,
it's a good morning like.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's called having an inflection in your voice.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No no, no, no, no no, you're like right now.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You're getting roasted. Guys. We haven't a gun into I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's I swear to you, it's not a roast. I
just wanted to know if you noticed that you talking,
you're talking normal right now, but just when you said
good money, guys, you went very having fun with your voice.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You know, sometimes it's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You did that on purpose?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You like to yell all the time. Sometimes you're talking normal,
like right now, and I don't make fun of you
for sometimes do you.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I didn't know if you were doing that on purpose
or if you just like instinctially went to the morning gay.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's not like I'm purposely doing anything. I just that's
just how I.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's just how I thought. Maybe that was your thing
to start out the question session.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Maybe I shouldn't give all these shout outs. You know,
there's some nice things about you in here, but I
don't know, I'm not I feel like they should be
pulled back.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I don't think I think you're taking it as a shot.
I just didn't know if you noticed that you did it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh, bunch of It's just my voice. That's just me
as a human beings existing in the world, maybe talking
on a microphone.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I don't think you get what I'm saying. I think
you're taking it as a personal shot. I just didn't
know if that was what you did every time on
the question section of Best Bits, if you started out
with a low good morning guys, or if that just
it just happened today.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't know. Okay, but we just sent two minutes
and fifty minutes listening to that.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, so the people will find that interesting because I
maybe I heard it, maybe because I have the hood up.
Maybe I heard it wrong. Maybe it was a normal
good morning, good morning guys, and I heard it. It's
good morning. Can we get into the questions now, Yeah,
let's do the shout outs?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Man, Okay, my two favorite people from the show can't
wait to listen.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Jody from Oklahoma City?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
What up? Oklahoma City? Jody? Do you know my cousin
Megan probably Melissa.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You don't even know her name, Laura, you're their sisters.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh, I was like, or Michelle there, Megan, Michelle and Melissa.
They're all sisters.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
They're all in.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I really enjoy your brother's sister relationship. Lauren from Oregon, Well,
you just got a nice dose of that Oregon.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I've been to bend Orgon. That was pretty cool. That's
a beautiful spot. I bet I bet it's I bet ben.
It was blowing up when I was there, like a
few years ago, so I bet you it's like crazy
blown up, like a lot of people moving there. Hopefully
it doesn't ruin the beauty of it. Just small little
talk right there for me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Shannon from North Carolina just wants lunch to know you're
the reason she listens to the show.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Thank you, Shannon, North Carolina. Raise up, take your shirt off,
spinning around your head like a helicopter, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
We're never going to get into the questions.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You know that song, No pet Pablo At this moment,
I'm just trying to give you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Literally don't know Pete Poblo.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We haven't even got to the question.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I know it's okay, but I just want to know
if you knew Pete.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Pablo not off the top of my head in this moment.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You need to listen to that song.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Lunchbox is one of my faves. Love the excitement he
brings to the Oh that's from Melissa.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
From where I don't know. She just put her name,
all right, Melissa. Maybe that's my cousin from Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Sure, married Justice?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
No, Melissa's not married to Justice. Megan's married to Justice.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Sorry, don't mess that up.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I love your dad stories. You sound like a great
engaged dad. That's Jin in California.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
What up Gin in California? Oh? Maybe that's my sister's
best friend, Gin that lives in California.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Goodness. One more Tiffany in Texas. Favorite best bits are
with Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right, Tiffany in Texas. Maybe I went to school
with a Tiffany and I don't know which Tiffany that is.
That could be a lot of Tiffany's.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, are you ready for the questions?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah? I know the first question. Oh my gosh, Lunchbox,
what's your skincare routine? How do you look so young? Guys?
I don't do anything in my skin, it's just natural.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I just want to actually get a skink.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Your question about yours, but I didn't stop it.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You did? Really, you're lying right, like I don't know what?
Like I was, I was walking in here on a
Saturday morning. I was like, I'm just gonna start out
with this joke real quick, and I'm gonna hit it.
And the fact that you actually got one, yeah, that's great.
But nah, guys, it's just all natural.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Do you see all the hate that you get online?
Does it bother you? Do you play the villain? That's
from Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Elizabeth? Do I see it? Sometimes? I see it. Some
people tell me about it, but really, let me tell
you about my life. I don't spend much time on
social media, and if I did, I don't care. I
don't care what these people think because guess what, they're
all idiots. They don't have sense of humors. They don't
know how to live life. So no, the comments don't
(05:29):
bother me. I've been doing this. Let me check my watch,
twenty twenty five, twenty two years. No, it doesn't bother
me one bit.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Dang, you old? I do you set me up for that? Really?
You said twenty two years.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Or you could have said, dang you started young, because
how old are you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's fun because your face right now is worth.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Old joke. I'm thirty one. I'm crying, said, I'm young.
I don't funny. Sure it was a funny joke.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, yeah, not time, but not that funny.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You know, I always know when I get you with
a joke, you just stare at me.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
No, I just want to make you feel uncomfortable. And
that's that's an awkward laugh right now.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, that's my that's my hyena laugh that I thought
something was really funny.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, I'm glad you cracked yourself up. But really, what
it means is, dang, dude, you must be really good
at your job because you've been doing it for so long.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's so true.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Like when people work at a company for like twenty years,
they usually get like parties and celebrated. I get old jokes.
Yeh see, that's what I got to deal with.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'm very happy. I'm proud of you because you're right
that it's an accomplishment. But yeah, so it was funny
because you've been here a long time.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I have been here a long time. I get people,
you know, it's weird, but I've had people come up
to me and be like, oh my gosh. I used
to listen to you on the way all the time.
When third grade is when we started listening me lunch by. No, no,
you're not listening. You have let me finish the story.
And they have their kid with them.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
See, that's what I'm saying. I was getting somewhere like
even better, and I'm like, well, you have a kid,
and now they're like yeah, they're in third grade. I'm like, oh,
that's crazy. Cycles a full cycle. That is like a
full circle. Man, It's like whoa. That's when it's like,
holy crap.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, that was me, though I don't have a kid yet,
but that was me. I used to listen to you
guys when I was driving to high school.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
High school is different third grade.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, that's a young mama.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, not really. I mean if you think, if you
think about it, if they were in third grade, they're
green back in two thousand and three, right, that.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Means I'm still like, twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Twenty nine is not that young to be a mom.
I'm just saying, like, yes.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So she's roughly around my age.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So yeah, they probably were twenty six twenty seven when
they had a kid maybe, And I'm like that's that's
wild man full circle moment.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Would you ever have Morgan babies at your kids for
a date night, Natasha from Texas?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, sure, I don't care not let name by babies
at my kids. Here's the thing. I hire random people
off the internet. So why would I not trust Morgan.
She is a human being that has a heart and
it beats, and she seems like she keeps herself alive.
So I think she could keep three kids alive for
one night.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I mean I don't think it would be a big
deal at all.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I would totally watch them for you, guys.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Really yeah, Oh my gosh, I'm just breaking news.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You never asked.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, I never thought about it, to be honest with you,
because let me tell you, some of these babieslitters, they
charge you a lot of money, and I'm like, guys,
you are outrageous in your prices. Outrageous much.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Just hang out with them?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, and trust me, my kids just like to hang out.
They're so easy.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I like playing games. We can play games.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
They can play games. Yeah, they'll run away and hide
from you. It's great.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What is your mount rushmore of cringe moment over the years?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Troy from Orlando.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
What up, Troy cringe moments? What do you mean like
like that I thought or made people feel uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Probably for you that you made people feel uncomfortable because
you don't get uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I mean one funny one that jumps in my mind
that I still laugh at that. I think the artist
was so thrown off by what I did. Yeah, was
when I was interviewing Morgan Wallen.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh yeah, and you were like cute, Ara, No, No.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I was like, his song had just gone number one,
and I was like, dude, what's it feel like to
get your first number one? What's it like to get
your first number one?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Who did you call first? He's like, oh, it's cool,
And I was like, man, you seem pretty chill for
your first number one. And I went on and on
about his first number one for like two and a
half minutes maybe, and then he just finally goes, it's
actually my second I was like.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
This, this interview is on you YouTube.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And I feel like he was just like this guy
has no idea, and he's right. I had no idea,
but it wasn't cringe for me. But I think he
felt awkward, like he was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, you can tell he felt visibly awkward.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He felt very like he was shaken, like he was like,
what is going on? I was just like, oh, my
bad man. So I guess apparently his first was up down, up, down,
and then he had another one after that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, into your defense, I don't know that at the
time you really paid attention to the number ones.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I still don't let you do.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I still don't.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
But you could tell me, maybe have a little bit
more away.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I couldn't even tell you what the number one was
last week, this week, next week. I don't know who's like.
I don't even know what.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Suying to help you out there.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't know what songs are at the top. There's
sometimes there are number one I never heard of them.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
You know. A good cringe that still makes me giggle
and feel awkward myself these days is when you guys
ubered me divorce papers.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You think that's cringe, Oh it is.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
That driver felt like when he had to deliver them
to me. Yeah, he was so visibly uncomfortable, and then
I like fake cried, so then he was even more uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That one was a funny moment.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I don't find that. I found that funny. I
don't know why that'd be cringe because you're not really
getting divorced.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
That's like uncomfortable as could be cringe to people.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, I'm trying to think if there's any other things
that stick out in my mind, because I mean, I
just don't I'm trying to think of what would make
people cringe.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
The bathroom confessions are always hilarious and definitely cringe worthy.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, And you know what I need. I need Scuba
to stop sending me pictures of him in the bathroom,
Like if he's in a stall, he'll take a picture
of the stall and be like, hey stall won, it's
stall two. And I'm like, dude, I don't need that,
Like like that's enough, Like, no need to do that,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, okay, those are so good ones.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, I guess those are cringe.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah. Yeah, you don't see anything as like cringe.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, I'm trying to think if I've done anything else
you guys find cringe. Well, No, that's it, man, That's
that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Okay, I guess you're not grined worthy. What are your
thoughts about Jordan not going back on the Challenge Ashton
from Virginia. What I don't know. I assumed you would
know what that meant.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Who's Jordan Jordan Wesley.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
He's probably there's arguments to be made that he is
the best Challenger of all time.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
What this was about? And you looked like I was asking,
I had no.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Idea what she's saying that he's never going to go
back on the challenge.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I don't know what that he's not going back on
the challenge.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well, I don't know anything about that. I see. I
don't read spoilers, and I don't read outside stuff because
I don't want to be I don't want stuff to
be ruined. So I don't google these people when they're
on the challenge. I watched the challenge and that's it
because I don't want any to find the storyline before
the season comes out. So I'm not sure what that
(12:53):
is referring to.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Well, apparently there's no official confirmation that he's done in
the challenge. She stated that he's filming another project and
might be taking a break, but also indicated he intends
to return in the future.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Right, That's why I don't know. I've never heard anything
about Jordan not being on the Challenge ever again, it looks.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Like he's well she didn't say evergaan, she just said
not going back. So maybe he's like not going back
for the season.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's fine. I mean, everybody takes a season or two off.
He's got other things. He just won.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is he like a big Challenge guy?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah? I met him in Vegas. That's the one I
freaked out on in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh was he at the iHeart Festival.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, he was dating some girl?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh was he dating Tory Deal?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, he used to. He was engaged to her. They
got engaged on the Challenge then three so it was
a different girl. Yeah, No, I won. Was it twenty
twenty three? Mm? Feels like it's long ago than that.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I was going to look him up.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
He was dating Star or Ranch.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Or there's somebody named Ranch.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I know. I'm just trying to name Sparkle now Diamond Diamonds.
Try that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
No, say if somebody is name Ranch, that is.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Check check out who he's just type in Jordan Country
singer dating.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh, diner is their name diner? It says diner there.
It is not Diamond local diner. Girl.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Just call me diner and.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
She's still dating him.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah. See she was at the iHeart Festival in Vegas
and he was backstage and I flipped. I couldn't believe
it was him.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, he's he's he is unbelievable, Like he's got one hand. Yeah,
and he beat another dude at a tug of war
thing with one end. Oh yeah, pretty impressive.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Nice. Okay, well we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, he's pretty We're already done with questions a break
real quick. Yeah. But yeah, so I don't know. I
would be sad if he never came back. But like
Wes retiring, did they really retire? Leroy retired but then
he came back to All Stars, So I don't know
when they retire and they just need a break. I mean,
they got they're getting older, they have lives, and Jordan
has made so much money, he's got other projects.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Okay, here's a baller. There you go, hot take from
the Challenge Master himself. We will take cook Freak will
be right back. Paulina wants to know if there's any
side businesses you are pursuing.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Paulina, I'm always looking for a good side business here
and there. You know, a little wheeling and dealing businessman,
making business deals, trying to get that money. You know,
a little shuffle here, a little shuffle there, deal back here. Yeah.
So I'm always on the lookout for new deals.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You just said a bunch of words, and I don't
think any of that confirm that you are actually doing deals.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh I'm looking for deals all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Gotcha, But you don't have any active deals right now.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I mean I got deals upon deals upon deals, I
got offers at my doorstep. I just got a side
which ones to take?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I see, you know there's like tequila.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Brand, there's this brand. I mean, it's just like I
don't know, okay, I mean there's Alpha ten Bars. I
mean there's all these people just knock knocking on the.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Door, advertisers that are coming through the show.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, no, no, no, these are side projects. I have
this thing called a palette. It's a side project been
working on.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh there was somebody that wrote in and said they
wanted to buy the rest of the stuff that was
on the pallette.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, why don't you want to do that?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I don't know if that's real.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Who cares that?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
What do you mean? Who cares if it's not real,
can't be real.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, they said they wanted to offer. Why do wtn't
you try and look into it? Yeah, it ends up
being not real. Fine, but why don't you look into it?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Then you can get rid of all your stuff?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah? Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Do you still get amazing tax refunds? Keaton in DC?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What up?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
DC?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah? I still do a great job with my taxes.
A lot of ride offs, a lot of ride offs.
I mean, you just have to be very creative with
how you do it and how you spend your money
and make sure you keep your receipts. That way you
have proof if they come knock knock knocking at lunches door, actually.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Keep your sipts.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I don't know why. You just don't strike me as
somebody who keeps receipts.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I mean, are they organized?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Are they laying all over the house?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh okay, yes?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
So does it drive my wife nuts? And she had
why don't you put them in a folder? Yeah, but
that's just not my style.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You know, you can easily get one of the This
is what I do with all my receipts. They're they're
organized by month and then I put them all at
the end of the year into a giant folder.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, I put them in an accordion.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, that's what I have.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I have one of those. I bought one.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
They're also all over there.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I know I bought the accordion. I'd labeled them, but
then I don't ever put them in there.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, well that defeats the purpose of set accordion.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
But it's sort of like when I was in college
and I bought a planner and I wrote out during
the college the summer, I had two jobs and I
wrote out every single day I had to work. And
then someone stole my planner. Says god telling me, you
don't need to be organized.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, then how come I only had it for two
days before someone stole it.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Well, somebody just needed it more than you at that moment.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
They broke into my car and stole it.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
It's an interesting thing to steal.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But I think they stole my backpack and it was
in the backpack.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Got it, Okay, So they weren't like planner, Yes, we
want to.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Steal this man s or they were like, let me
see when he's gonna be at work so we can
come back and break in. Oh didn't you think?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Were you actually putting on there at work nine to five?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah? Okay, because I had two jobs.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Like I had Orientation leader. So I was like, all right,
I gotta be there from seven to three then Walmart.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Okay, well that makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I was like thinking, like.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You were thinking I was crazy. No.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I was thinking, like, like, you're doing this job and
every day you just wrote five am, ten am working
on the show.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, no, that's not how it worked. It's not how work.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
No, no, no, okay, have you read any good books lately?
Love LB Week?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Love LB Week?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I think I got correct to him. I think Jen
in Florida, Jen and Florida, let me look, oh love
LB Week, like when you're on the best bits.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah. I had to get back to you on that one.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
You're not doing any reason.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
No, I did. Well, it's it's it's a lot harder
with kids.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, everything is.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, I read this one and I'm not gonna know.
I'm not gonna say that one.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Why Why aren't you gonna say one?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Because I I don't want to How do I how
do I describe it? It is gonna be annoying for
half the audience.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I see, Okay, you don't have to say it.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
But it's no I'm gonna say it anyway. It's called
Solito and it's about this kid making the journey to
the United States. His father had come and when he
and he barely he doesn't remember his father and he
barely remembers his mom. She came later, and then he
lived with grandma and grandpa, and so then it was
(19:57):
time for him to come when he was nine years old.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
And it's the journey trying to get to America.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
How do you find these books?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Are they all recommendations?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Noah.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I was just walking around the bookstore and is on
the shelf.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay. And do you read a night like you go
to bed and you lay in bed and read for a.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Little bit or usually when I'm taking a poop.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I just didn't know with kids, when.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's when I got my time. It's like it's I'm saying,
it takes a long time to read a book. It
takes a long time to read a book.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Okay. I was picturing you having some relaxing moment and
you just you know, okay, And.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So I go in the bathroom and I hide for
twenty to twenty five minutes. Yeah, and that's when I read.
And that is my relaxation. I sit in the stench,
and I sit there and I read a couple of pages.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Okay, and so yes, so I should not have asked
that question. I regret everything. Why guys, they didn't need
to know that part.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
But that's when a lot of people read book.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Okay, but yes, anyways, do you have any others besides
what is it?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm reading? What is it called right now? The Small
and the Mighty? Maybe let me check it and make
sure that's this.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
The Small and the Mighty?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
You want me to google?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah and the Mighty.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Twelve Unsung Americans.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It is twelve unsung Americans who changed the course of
history from the founding of the civil rights movement.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
And it is Sharon mcmonnon.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yes she is. So she was a government and something
else teacher, and then during the pandemic, she just started
doing stuff on Instagram, like telling you what's going on
in the government, like just explaining it in normal people terms. Yeah,
and she got a huge following, and then now she
(21:46):
wrote a book. I love that, and so it's just
your It's like people that shaped America that you never
hear about. It's pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That does sound good. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's about it. I mean, I don't know anything else
I can think of right now.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
That's okay. Two books is good. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
When I read Green Eggs and Ham. The other night
we read.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Do you Guys Have Rainbow Fish? That's my favorite kid's book.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You never had rainbow Fish?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
He has a pretty rainbow scale and it's all about
this fish who's.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
A little different rainbow fish book.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
It is my favorite book as a kid. That and.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
This one.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I Love You for Always. I'll I love you forever.
I'll like you for always as long as I'm living,
my baby, You'll be that book.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I think that one I love.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Really both of those were classics in my I think
it's I Love You Forever. Yeah, I think that's the book.
I Love You Forever, You.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Forever.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's typing on his phone, So sorry guys for the
delay from a while to catch up.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
This one with the roses on the Yeah, I'm like,
I don't know that one.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Love You Forever kid's book.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Let's see whatever love you forever. Let me see it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It has a little baby on it next to a toilet.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
We've never seen that one either. Uh. We really like
uh Pete the cat, he's pretty cool. We read a
lot of Curious George. What else have we been reading lately?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Okay, we'll get rainbow Fish. I think they would all
love rainbow.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Fa rainbow Fish. Okay. One that we read, what else
is the oh ice cream face. They love that one
for some reason. And we used to read Forever baby
box one his favorite ice cream face. They love that one.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Frog.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
There's a frog on the log on the bottom of
the lake. There's a frog. There's a hole in the
log on the bottom of the lake. Yeah, that's the book.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You have to sing it all.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, and they loved that book. Forever google it.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Frog was singing. They liked us singing.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
My kids, tell me mom's better at singing. Can she
read that one?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Rog and a log?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's not it?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's a frog on there's a hole in the log
on the bottom of Well.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
We have two more questions.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
We had to go.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
We gotta get these questions in.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
When well you have your own line of sweatshirts, Dan
and falls Church, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
By that, Like, are you ever going to have your
own line of sweatshirts that people can buy? Because all
you wear is hoodies.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's called There's a Hole in the log on the
bottom of the Lake.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
That is a long title. Is so fun. Okay, it
is so fun. Thank you for those recommendations sweatshirts.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I've never even thought about that, to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
You've really never thought, like, I wear hoodies all the time.
This is kind of my signature thing. You wore one
to the CMA Awards. Why.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I mean, I thought about, Hey, I should have my
own hoodie line.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Because I wouldn't even know how to design them.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Okay, you pay somebody to design them. Oh really, they're
are graphic designers.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh, I mean I don't even know, Like what would
you because here's the thing, I don't know anything about fashion,
so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
What that says.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
All I do is when you could have.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I bet that's trade worked.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Maybe Okay, well you could do just different things.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
You could just come up with cool designs and they're
just cool hoodies that like you would wear. They don't
have to say anything.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, I don't know. I've never even thought about it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
But hey, even do like the really popular ones right
now to have teeny tiny words like right in the
middle of chest. You could just one that says LB.
Really yeah, it's really popular right now.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh see, I don't know what's popular. That's my problem is.
I don't know fashion. I don't know the trends.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
But hoodies are your thing, right I love hoodies.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I'd love a nice soft hoodie. I love them. They're great.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Well, Dan, sounds like never one is the most thoughtful
thing you've ever done for your wife?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Nikki and Alabama?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Uh married?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Or shoot?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
What nothing? I was supposed to bring something today and
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Uh Yeah, you know, marrying her is a pretty big deal.
That's pretty thoughtful. I gave her three kids pretty thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, that's your thoughtfulness.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
That's pretty good, isn't it. I mean, what else is
there to do? What else? What else?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I don't know? Romantic dates, Cook her dinner, like special
dinner that she likes, Bring her a bottle of wine
when she's had a long day, Bring her flowers when
you're thinking about her.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I mean, I don't know anything about wine, so I don't.
Why would I bring her up? She could tell me,
oh yeah, bring me my favorite bottle of wine. Guess
what I would do. I would have no idea what
to do exactly.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
You've been married to her for so long. How do
you not know what at least type of wine that
she would like?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Because I don't. I don't drink wine, so I don't
know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You don't drink it, she does, you.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Know, But I don't know what is what? What kind
of wine is? What? Like? I can't There's a percheko okay,
is that right?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Wine?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
And there's a white wine?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
What right? Ryan? White wine? What does she typically drink?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
She drinks both of those?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Okay? Do you have you ever asked what kind? Because listen, Chardonnay,
Savion Blanc.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Those are all she likes.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I've heard that one blanc. So there's all kinds of
brands out there, and you can get Savion Blanc and
all of those brands. Okay, So you can always just
get a Sauvion Blanc and bring it home. Cool, that's
something very nice to do, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, I don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Like I said, Nikki, I think this answer is also no.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Okay, what do you mean? No, have I ever done
anything nice for her?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Thoughtful? Yes, thoughtful is different than just that is literally.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That is so thoughtful.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm not gonna walk down this with you right now.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You can do thoughtful things, and I know that you
probably do, and you just don't want to say them
right now.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Listen, I literally, that is what listen. I am not.
I don't have these grand gestures.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You've never been a romantic and any sense of the word.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, yeah, not really.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But she married you because she loves you, so for
some reason you did something right right, like you understand,
like and she'd had three babies with you, so correct, How.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Would how much more romantic do you want me to get?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I think sometime you should just totally surprise her and
show up to the house with her favorite wine and flowers.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Literally have no idea her favorite wine. It does at
she doesn't have a favorite wine.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Do you understanding that she might like.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You understand she doesn't have a favorite wine.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
But maybe a wine that she likes.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh my gosh, you guys are difficult, but we do.
I do take advantage sometimes. There's this flower shop that
has half off Fridays. So if she ever gets flowers.
It's on Fridays.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay, well we're halfway there. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I will be at the grocery stores and my kids
they'll be like, hey, dad, we should get mom flowers
and they'll pick out a thing of flowers.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's your kids being thoughtful.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Uh, who's the one that took them to the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You didn't take them for that reason, though.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You say, I get credit.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Okay, we're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, thanks for being here.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
How long was this one?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
This is about twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Is longer than usual because you roasted me for the
first several minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
But that's and then you called me old and laughed
at your own joke.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
For I had to get some shot it and I
took strays at the show.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
You laughed for thirty five minutes about your own joke.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, laughter for about forty five seconds. Yeah, yeah, you
were like you took up almost three minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I was not no, see that's what I keep telling you.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
It was not a road by everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It was literally me just trying to be nice. That
was oh boy, no, no it went okay, it may
not be nice. I was just pointing out something. Did
you notice how your voice went changed when the MI
mic came on. That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Thank you lunch for me this weekend. I really had
a wonderful Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
My gosh, guys, this is why, this is why Best
Bits is my favorite thing to do and all the show.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Okay, I just nice, I said to do sarcastically.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I said it was my favorite thing to do on
the show.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's so sarcastic, and I know you actually enjoy sitting
here and talking.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, goodbye. Check out the sore losers.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Okay, bye, Everybody Radio Loves Rocks.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Bye bye bye bye, bye bye bye. That's the Best
Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
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