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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Hello, good hello, friends, good morning, welcome to the show.
Got a good Thursday show for you, Morgan Studio. Later
on Lunchbox will tell us why he tipped a less
at a restaurant. Something happened and he tipped the server
less because of this. It is to some people will
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be trivial, but to you it meant something. It meant something.
It was offensive. That'll be later. I want to prime
you guys for what's gonna happen here over on the phones.
Let's go to Julie in Texas, who is waiting patiently. Hi, Julie,
how are you? I'm good? How are you really good?
Appreciate you, Colin, what do you want to say? So? Um,
my daughter Elizabeth, who's listening right now, and she's probably
(00:47):
mad at me that she's not with me. Um. She
uh is loves your pimp and joy stuff um and
loves the whole idea of pimp and joy. Um. And
so when you guys came out with your new clothes recently,
I got her a pair of the sweatpants and a shirt.
And when they arrived, my husband got kind of upset
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because of the word pimp being on her clothing. So
First I wanted to find out kind of who came
up with the slogan, and then second, have you ever
had someone so what have you told them? Yes, we've
had people had this reaction. A conversation Amy and I
had way back in the day about this was some
people are going to be upset about the word, but
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it was worth more to us to have something that
cuts through. And there had already been There've been pent
my ride, pent my wedding. Taking something that we knew
people would look at a second time and hopefully that
they would actually go what does that even mean and
then learn what it meant. And we kind of weighed
that against certain people that goes, we don't want to
see the word pimp on something, and we decided that
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the latter that we continue to roll with it. But
do you want to tell the story about where they
came from? Yeah, well, I mean it all originated with
my mom during her cancer journey, and her motto was
to choose joy. And I mean there was certainly hard
days in there, and we leaned into all emotions, but
overall joy was the theme. And so then yeah, her
Twitter was Judy b pimp and Joy. Then did that
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come about Well, we were in the waiting room at
MD Anderson, which is the cancer hospital in Houston, where
we spent a lot of time. And you know, I'd
been sharing my mom's cancer journey on air, and listeners
were invested in her story, and I'm like, mom, Twitter
was really big at the time. I was like, you,
she get on Twitter so you can interact with people.
They want to know how you're doing. So We're sitting
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in the waiting room and I'm on her little iPad,
which Bobby gifted her so that she could play games
while she's in a waiting room. And then I was
typing in a Twitter like Judy chooses Joy, Joyful, Judy,
Judy got Judy's got Joy. Everything was taken, all the
Twitter handles done, so I jokingly typed in like Judy
b pimp and Joy to be like Judy representing Joy
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pimp and equal representing and I mean, shocker, it was available,
so so I took it, and that was her Twitter handle,
and that's where, yeah, we would update listeners on her journey.
And then when she like towards the end of her life,
I mean, of course, we didn't know it's going to
be the end but you know, Bobby and I have
a mutual friend Mary that was like, hey, I can
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make Pimp and Joy hats and we could do yeah,
one hundred percent of the proceeds to whatever cause. And
so we started designing just a hat, that's it. And
my mom got to see the prototype of the hat,
and I think she passed away two weeks after, so
she has no idea that now we have this entire
Pimp and Joy line and having had been able to
donate over two million dollars to various causes, including a
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lot of cancer research. But yeah, Bobby and I thought
about changing it to you know, simple like, I don't know,
a choose joy type message. But at the end of
the day, we decided this is the roots of it,
this is how it started. It was very close to
my heart and now close to a lot of listeners hearts,
and so we've decided to keep it a little edgy.
And and that's so if you explain that to your husband,
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hopefully he understands. If not, we completely understand that maybe
you don't want your kid wearing that, and we get it,
but your money did definitely go to a good cause. Yeah,
it's mostly a how can we help the most people?
And yeah, helping the most people was having something that
would stick out a little bit. Yeah, and we knew
there would be some it's not for me, cool, but
we feel like more people would be like this is
for me and we could do more good with it. Yeah,
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it's a conversation starter for sure. So that, Julie, that's it.
That's the that's the genesis, and that's where it is
now and that's awesome. Um. And in fact, I remember
when you guys were just coming out with the new clothing,
you commented that you can't be grumpy when you're pimp
and joy. Um, and my daughter really kind of embraced that,
and she also loves doing things to help people. So um,
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he still wears it, much to dad's protests. Well, well
we don't want to cause if you have a real problem,
send it to the mailbag. I'll fix it. Otherwise, thank
you for listening, and thanks for asking about that, and I
I hope you have a good day. Oh real quick,
he wanted me to ask. We're getting ready to move
to Houston, if you wanted to know, are you sidacated there? No,
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Oddly we're not. For some reason, they have not put
us on there. We are waiting, right, I'm looking at
my phone right now. I'm just waiting for that call. Nothing, Yeah,
like why why why not? Yeah? Put us there? No,
We're not so. But you can hear us on iHeart Radio.
Listen to the iHeart Country channel. You can hear the
podcast or ten million ways of ways. Yeah, but thank
you for calling, and I hope you have an awesome day.
All right, thanks you too. All right, good bye, Leslie.
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What's happening with you? Thank you for calling us from Oregon?
Good morning, good morning, what's going on? I'm a huge
fan of the show. I listened to the podcast every day.
You guys are awesome. Thank you. I was looking I
was looking for a little bit of advice. I had
an interview for a job I'm really hoping to get.
I just got a second interview lining that with them,
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and I'm kind of curious if I should bring something
with me to the interview or not. I kind of
a very tight a and can be a little too
much sometimes for some people, so I don't want to overset.
But I made kind of a portfolio of all my certifications,
letters of recommendation and degrees and all that, and I
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was wondering if I should bring that with me to
the interview so they can come through it if they like,
or if I should just kind of leave that at
home and provide it if they ask for it. And
any other advice that you have for a second interview,
I would say, take everything you could possibly take. I
would rather have somebody that I got to say, hey,
that you're doing a little too much, then hey, give
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me some more, because I should be asking you even
working day to day, I should be going, hey, you're
going a little too hard, Like that's a good problem
to have. So this is an easy one for me.
Take it with you. Let them know, hey, I brought this.
These are all my certifications, letters, all my gold stars.
Is my report cards from fourth grade. If you'd like
to see to have them here. But let's go forward
the interview, and at least they know that you're proactive
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in bringing your credential. So take it with you, be
proud of it. You don't have to shove it in
their face. But go to the interview with it. Okay, okay, awesome,
all right, let's do the mailbage something well year, All right,
let's go here, we go, good morning, Bobby Bones, my
older brother is getting married next spring. I am the
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only sibling with the child right now, and we'll probably
stay that way for the seeable future. He just casually
dropped in conversation that his dog will be the ring
bearer and there will be no children allowed at the wedding,
not even his only nephew. I don't want to make
a big deal about this, as it is not my
wedding day, but my feelings were definitely hurt. My son
is the perfect ring bearer age. On top of that,
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it's gonna be difficult to make arrangements for my son.
It is a destination wedding, and all the adults I
trust with my son will be at the wedding. I
know no children at weddings is a normal thing. I
do not fault them for this, but I was wondering
what your thoughts are with this. Is there instances that
exceptions could be made? We're children allowed, not allowed at
everybody on the Jo's wedding. Your friend anonymous as anonymous,
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I like you, but she's wrong. I mean, it's their wedding.
They get to make the rules. That's it is. It
is the destination part makes it difficult because I'm thinking, like, oh, yeah,
if you're in town, no problem or whatever. But they
have to like go somewhere. And yeah, she has to
figure out someone her son. I don't think he has
to be the ring bearer. But but not her problem,
not hit not the wedding have HER's problem, No, not
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at all. You're right like it and it stinks, and
again I like you, but they get to have the
wedding the way they want to have the wedding. And
and and if they say it's weird, but we're not
having kids at our wedding unless you're in the wedding.
And we do have kids in the wedding. Amy's kids
are in the wedding. Amy's kids. Eddie's kids are not invited, right,
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and they'll be right down the street. And that's okay,
that's from outside, let us. But but Amy's right the destination.
That's tough, man. I mean, there's a chance that she
may not go to her siby wedding because there's no
kids involved. But that's that's how It's the one thing
I've learned about weddings while having to somewhat be involved
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in it. I say somewhat loosely you're wedding. Yeah, and
that is that you get the person who's doing the
wedding gets to make the call. It's like having people
over at your house. You get to make the rules. Um,
kids at the wedding ed did you have any? No?
I mean I didn't have. I only had like ten
people there, so no kids now, lunchbox, No kids in
my wedding. Nieces and nephews were not allowed. Amy, Yeah,
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kids were everywhere. We'll have a few kids, but it's
the ones that are in the wedding. Amy's kids, my
niece and nephew. I tried to get Stanley to be
the ring bearer, but Caitlin would not have that because
she thinks Stanley will run off and or eat the ring.
I mean there's a chance of that. Yeah, people too,
let's be honest. Um, thank you for the email. That stinks.
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It's a bad situation, but you have to go with
the wedding organizers thoughts and plans. Yeah, just separate yourself.
I know it's hard. You can't be offended that he
wants a dog over your son as the ring bear
and then no, you can't why, Like that's just a
waste of brain space. Like just I get offended all
the time I saything about it. Well, I guess I'm
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trying to save her some of the overthinking a lot
of it. Sorry to give you the bad news, but
it is what it is. Yeah, your your son didn't
make the cut. All right, that's the mailbag. Thank you,
we got you. That was about the Oregan. Where did
you see this article? I saw it on BuzzFeed as
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a quiz so you could choose which side of the
couple you thought was more successful. So they give you
a couple and you have to pick which one you
think's done more. Yeah, out of this celebrity couple, all right,
who's first? Okay, we got Emily Blunt or John Krasinski.
So Emily Blunt really famous actress, John Krasinski. Jim from
the Office. Also, I mean he's done about Jack Ryan
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Jack Ryan? Who's more? I guess I personally seen more
things with John Krasinski. I'm a huge Office fan, so
I have to pick John Krasinski. You guys easily John Kers.
I don't know who Emily Blunt is, So it's John Krasinski.
We all say, John Krasinski. What did the public say
sixty two percent say Emily Oh, oh wow, Okay. Next one,
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Sophie Turner or Joe Jonas. Sophie Turner a Game of
Thrones didn't know she was an actress to know she
was massive star from Game of Thrones. That's his wife.
Uh huh, Joe Jonas obviously one of the members of
the creed. Joe Jonas brother Sophie Turner or Joe Jonas Amy.
I guess I'll go Sophie Turner because they're like a
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bajillion episodes of Game of Thrones. Yes, yeah, but who
do you know more? Yeah? But but it can what's
the question of the poll? Who was more successful? Yeah,
Sophie Turner, Oh, Eddie, that's crazy. Joe Jonas. The Jonas
brothers are successful. Joe Jonas, They've been doing it for
a decade. They're huge. Close, But I go Joe Jonas
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as well. Barely fifty eight percent say Joe dang all right. Next,
Paul Bethany Bettany, Yeah, Paul Bettany, Who's vision or Jennifer Connelly.
Who is Paul Bettan. He's vision on Wanda Vision and
in the all the Marvel movies. Jennifer Connelly was in
a beautiful mind. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember her
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big wife. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go Paul Bett
and he just just gota watched them recently. I don't Alwally
care about this one. I really don't care about this one. Yeah, quickly,
Jennifer Conley, Jennifer Connolly, I know who they are. Sixty
one say Paul Okay, Beyonce or jay Z hard No,
oh yes, I think that was really hard too. I
struggled with this one and having to set aside my
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personal bias. Um, I'm going to go jay Z though
he's been doing it longer. A lot of people consider
him the best living rapper. I'm gonna go jay Z.
I'm just not big on Beyonce. Oh yeah, I'm not
like the obsessed Beyonce fan like some people can be.
But I'm going Beyonce for sure. I feel like she
probably had to go over more hurdles. Jay Z was
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a drug dealer on the streets, right, Yeah, she probably
had to deal drugs at some just being in music.
You got queen for sure, she was in I get it.
Jay Z is like the greatest, one of the greatest
to ever do what he does. Yeah, but she's more successful.
They're close. You can dance? Can jay Z dance? Lunch Box?
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Is jay Z by far? Come on? What ye thinking?
A BuzzFeed article? That's what they would say. All right,
give me two more, give me two more of your
best ones. Okay, Ryan Reynolds or Blake Lively. Ryan Reynolds
has done big action movies, bigger actor. I would think
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Ryan Reynolds, y Ryan Reynolds sixty seven percent? Say Ryan okay?
And okay? In gold Dye Han or Kurt Russell O
good one overboard? Can we tie them the same movie? Right,
that's where they met. I'm gonna go Goldie Hawn because
she also Oh wait he did too, Kate Hudson's they're
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just not married, they're just together. Shoot, Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell,
Goldie Hawn. I go Kurt Russell. It's fifty the only
one that was a tie fifty fifty. Who there you go?
That's fine. How about Ray Mundo or Baby Mundo? Oh
that's to the latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number
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It was brief. She called me her little Dollywood Girl
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that was full circle for me because I actually was
in her Christmas show at Dollywood when I was seventeen.
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get to doing country music and we all love I
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us towards kind of the end of the pandemic and
getting some positive music out there to kind of let
us start getting ready for buying tickets and getting ready
for shows again. That's our hope. I'm Morgan Number two.
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That's your skinny all. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
Who wants free stuff? Because we all love free stuff.
That's right. If you've got vaccinated. I got a list
of places you can get free things. Budweiser. If you
upload a picture of you getting vaccinated or a sticker,
(15:58):
they'll send you a five dollar debit. That way you
can get a free beer night. How much does that
beer though? I five bucks? I mean you just go
that one beer, well, a big beer. But if you
take it to this gas station with that, yeah, you're
gonna right, You're gonna be inner to win a five
dollars debit card towards a free beer at Budweiser. Inner
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to win or you what you do? Get good news?
If you hashtag shot for Sam, Sam Adams will just
give you five dollars on cash, no injury required. You
get a free beer from Sam Adams. Krispy Kreme still
giving away free donuts? Are you still going every day?
Still going every day? You haven't missed a day. I
(16:43):
may have missed one or two, but they were on
the weekends. That's when I'm not picking up the kid
from daycare. But work days, you haven't missed a single
day work days because he's right there daycare, right, I
mean literally two blocks Krispy Kreme? So before I get him,
or how do I get him? Go through the drive through,
get the donut? Do they know who you are? Now?
Some of these do my hand back? All right, Well,
have your donut. So for a whole year they have
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to give you a donut. And for a whole year
they have to give me a free donut. Where you
eat it every day? No? No, but does somebody eat it? Yeah?
Someone probably does? Mean what do you mean, like in
your house? I'll not in my house, but people on
the street may eat it sometimes. What do you mean
on the street? On the street? Lay on the street?
Just throw in the trash can. Why would you get
it and throw it away? Oh my goodness, I give
me another. Also, you can go to Staples and office
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depot and they'll make a copy of your vaccination card
and laminate it for free. Are we supposed to do that? Though?
They make a copy of it and they laminate the copy.
So that way, if you need it to travel, you
can have it, and if you need to get a
booster later on, you have the original unlaminated. Can I
show you mine? You can? Please show us your information
(17:50):
and if you it's folded, can they be folded? Let's
just think it's okay, okay, yeah, and then employee bonus
check with your company. A lot of employees are giving
you money for getting vaccinated. Bones, I'm not your employer.
Aldie Lowe's don't pay your check, and pet Co are
offering anywhere between seventy five dollars and five hundred for
getting vaccinated. Thang, okay, well appreciate that. Yeah, free stuff.
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Go out, celebrate, get the needle in your arm. That's
what it's all about. Thank you. That was tell me
something good. It's time to play Amy versus lunchbox. Lunchboxes
up four to zero after our phone screen or Abby
lost two games in a row for Amy. Oh my gosh,
it's okay, Abby, I just wow four zero. Here we go.
If he wins, he will hear this song. We're ready
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to play. Yeah, that sounds nice. I like that song.
All right, Amy, wait type trivia questions for dudes and
we're gonna give them to you. Okay, here we go.
In golf, white colored jacket is awarded at the master's screen.
Oh okay, just watch that Tiger Woods two part documentary
Things a Baby. That is correct? Right? In what city
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they have a sports team named after a dolphin? The
like they are the Dolphins, the Miami Dolphins. What'd you
say again? What city and what city has a sports
team named after the dolphin? Oh? Miami, that's the city.
Is that your answer? Yes, the Miami Dolphins. That is correct?
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What sport are you playing if you get two minutes
for checking? Checking? What checking? What checking? Checking? Two minutes
for checking? Checkmate check? And what sport are you playing
if you get two minutes for checking? I have checkers checking.
(19:49):
It's got to be something like I just don't know,
like soccer. I don't know anything about soccer checking rugby
can't be football. Never even heard of checking checking? I sucker.
Your answer is soccer is incorrect. Lunchbox, you can still
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it's hockey. It's hockey. You check some one of the boards.
I should have gone with the other sport. I don't
know that much about all right, Amy two lunchbox, one
to go to lunchbox. Now you get three of these,
you win the championship, sweep the category. Let's go. The
met Gala is set to happen in September this year.
They missed last year because of COVID. Okay, what city
is that event held? NYC? He says, New York City.
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It is New York City. Whoa man, we need to
go to that. Okay, yeah, good luck. You have to
get invited to that to be very famous and have been, No,
they would never left. I'm not famous, can I What
is it? I don't understand what the fancy party galla
for the arts? Just that's it? Yeah, and the like
that Anna Wintour makes the list, right, they raise money
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for something and there's a there's a theme and people
get really dressed up. Yes, the arts like an art? Oh,
you just raise money for farming arts. I always see
pictures and something. I'm like, I don't even know what
it is. Lunchbox. Draper James is a clothing line by
what celebrity. Draper James. Oh, Draper James. Oh Man, that
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is somebody I've heard of before. Draper Draper that's their
kid's name. Draper James is a clothing line by what celebrity? Oh,
Draper James. We'll go with ah, Kate Hudson incorrect. Ammy,
you can steal you one? Who is? That is what
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one actress is in the rom coms. If you get this,
you tie, you go to a sudden death. Let's go dang.
If you missed this, Amy wins. Yeah, I'm not worried
about that one. She's not gonna win because I'm getting
it right. Peasant stuff, swing and a line are types
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of what you need this to tie to go to
a sudden death. Peasant swing and a line are types
of what skirts? Boom, hit it ding, that's right, thing
hit it hard to know it being incorrect? What's him?
The answer is dresses. Oh, and a dress is different
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than a skirt. Oh is a close one. I was
holding my breath that entire time. Did you know that one? Yes,
I was gonna lean. It could be a dress or
a skirt. But if dress is written on the paper,
then there you have it, Amy as our winner, making
a four to one. You feel I feel good. I
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feel good. I still have a long way to go,
but I can get there. Get a long way to
go in a short time to get there. Like, hey,
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It's really good. It's podcast with two guys named Colin
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(23:12):
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Coming up later, Lunchbox will tell us why he decided
to tip his server less at the restaurant. That's in
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about forty five minutes or so, so hang out for that.
It is now time for a segment we call what's
the halfs Hey, what's the hat? I'll go first. We
have two dogs. We have Stanley the bulldog, little fat
guy has about one good run in him a day,
then he's tired the rest of the day. He's awesome.
We have Ella, who we adopted and she needs to
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go all the time. She has so much energy all
the time. She's a half husky half hound, but she
just is always need to run around. We exercise her
all the time. I taught her play fetch with the softball,
so we go out and do that. A couple times
a day. But the vet was like, hey, if you
can run her and teach her to go on a treadmill, great,
like dogs do that. They have contraptions for dogs to
train them. They don't need a contraption anymore. We're trying
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to run on the treadmill. I saw the video, Bones,
that's amazing that you can do that. So cool. It
took no time, and she stayed on it the whole time.
And not only that, she when she's we turned it off,
she just lays on it. It's like, turn it back on.
So it's on my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones. And then
people just started blowing me up, animal cruelty. Why that
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told me to run her on a treadmill. We're there,
we don't turn it on. A walk in the other room.
It's not like y'all don't ever take her outside. And
then Peloton had an issue with like kids and pets. Yes,
but that's just unattended and the things there. Yeah, you're not.
She's not going in there and turning it on herself.
I literally ride the bike right beside her, and Kaylin's
in there too, and Kaylyn's on the floor doing stuff
and and Ella will just walk her jog on the treadmill.
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It's hilarious. It's if you want to see. It's on
my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones. But I was just so
I couldn't believe I was getting that much hate. I
was deleting the comments. I was like, rap fire delete. Yeah,
I don't really see that as animal cruelty. But maybe
I'm missing something that told us to do it, if
we could train her to do it. Yeah, So that's
what we were dealing with him. She does it every day.
She goes up runs on the treadmill. Not a run,
a walk in a slight trot. It's like a brisk
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but it's her favorite thing to do. Sometimes she just
like looks at the little room where the treadmill is
like let's go, let's go, let's go. That's what's happening
with me. What's that amy? So Yeah, something that's weighing
on me a little bit is what to do with
my daughter Stashira, because she definitely loves she's now in theater.
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She loves like the acting, the dancing, the singing, and
she also like wants to model. But I've told her
we're not going to pursue modeling. It's just not something
that I want to do. But if things happen to
come her way, like she takes pictures for like if
she's in Pimp and Joy or stuff for the shot forward,
things that I can control and I will allow her
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to do. But we're not going to seek stuff out. Well,
one of our old interns works for Walmart, like corporate,
an intern from eight years ago or so, and reached
out and said, hey, we'd love for Sashira to model
for our new WNBA packaging that's going to be in stores.
And I was like, well, I mean technically, I didn't
seek this out. So she went. I allowed her to
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do the photo shoot. She got paid, and she had
the best attitude. She did what she was told. She
followed instructions and the photo shot was supposed to be
for about three hours, but they got the perfect shot
like right away. It took like an hour and a
half and they're like, oh, that's a wrap and they
were like, it's gonna take a while, but she's gonna
be in boxes all over Walmart. Wow. Also, it's not
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up yet. It's not up yet because they just did
the photo shoot, and I guess it takes a while
to create everything. But they had boxes like the packaging
for like if you go by, maybe their new WNBA
basketball goal in a box or maybe the actual ball
on the box. Like she's it's like her and there's
these other kids, and she's crazy. Well much yeah, six, no,
(27:09):
I tell you later, Okay, okay, But then so I
don't know figure, but now my what's weighing on me
is like maybe just pursuing more opportunities for her, because
she did happen pursuing the make this so anyway super
cool and for sure I will. That'd be awesome. What's hey,
(27:31):
what's the heck Eddie? Well, my thirteen year old said
he's not modeling or anything, but he did come up
to me the day. He goes, Dad, I need TikTok,
like all my friends have TikTok, and I'm like, one,
I seriously doubt all your friends are on TikTok, but
he said no, no, they really are, and I want
to be on it. And then my wife over here
is this conversation. She's like, well, well why not, Like
what's wrong with TikTok? So I give my wife my phone,
(27:53):
I say, here, just get on TikTok. Here's my for
you page. It took one cussing grandma video and she's like, Okay,
you're not getting on TikTok. To be fair, that's your
page and things that you like, and they're feeding that
to you. You're telling me my son's not gonna get
a cussing grandma. I'm not saying he's not that. I'm
saying it gives you on your fore you page things
that you like, so probably dancing girls and cousin grandmass.
(28:13):
I listen, I think he'd be on TikTok if you're
watching over him. That's all I'm staying, Hey, what's the heck?
All right? I'm worried. I was the week link on
my soccer team because last year when Covid Hit, I
was the captain. I'm the one that brought the jerseys
to the game. And so when Covid Hit, I said,
hey guys, I got to back off and I handed
the reins over to James. He took the jerseys and
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I got a text the other night from James that
said the Green Team are champions once again, and I
wasn't on the team. They won the championship without me.
They won the entire league, and so now I'm like,
are they gonna want me back when I can get
back out there? Well, if you go back and they lose,
and we know, oh man, that was a blow to
my ego. Like they not only with me not being captain,
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me not even being on the team, and they won
the championship. You can always go back and do the laundry.
That's what you were doing. Yeah, isn't that what your
captain roll was? Like you're the manager, you were the
like water boy and like you brought snacks too, right,
I'm bringing sack. I brought in the mesh bag and everything,
and they did it without me. All right, thank you guys.
That's a quick catch up on our lives. What's the hats? Hey,
(29:17):
what's the hat? Here's a voicemail we got last night
from Erica in Oklahoma City. I was listening to I
think it was easy Trivia last week and that everyone
want to show gout to share I fact about themselves.
Morgan number two said that her side hustle did she
say sheep or sheet like bed sheets or the animal?
Very confused and the people need answers. Thanks so much, Bye, Morgan.
(29:41):
What did you say you are a connoisseur of either
the animal sheep or the bed sheet. No, it's the
animal sheep. It's an American Hampshire Sheep Association. And what
do you do for them? I designed their magazines four
times a year. Do you love sheep? No? Okay, see
as a sheep magazine, but you're not a sheep. No.
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And it's actually kind of ironic because obviously, like you know, lamb,
lamb meat they're selling. Oh, they're selling lamb, and I'm vegetarian.
I thought it was like looking at our beautiful sheep.
Oh yeah, No, it's like wool and lambs. You know,
it's it's just like farmers for cows and stuff, but
instead it's for sheep. All right, there you go. I
don't need this an issue with that. Scooba see Canary
(30:23):
recently and said, hey, can we do a sponsorship that's
like whiskey. I don't drink. He's like, can we do
like a green room or some something? And I was like, course,
I have a problem with people drinking. Some people are
just better around me when they drink. But I don't drink.
But so I think it's fine. Yeah, I mean, I
don't have a problem with it and make some extra
money just designing a magazine from my couch. So about sheep.
All right, here is a voice amount number five. I
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want to give a shout out to Caitlin. John Party
posted a picture of him and Summer looking all fancy
and someone left a really nasty comment about Summer and
Cutelyn popped on there and drew like, hey, be nice.
Summer is one of the loveliest people I know. I
thought that was awesome for Citelyn to stay up for
Summer to be just a still a human who didn't
really love He cares about her friends and wants to
support them. So thanks Caitlin, keep being awesome. We're friends
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with the Parties obviously, and listen, I've never seen anyone
get bullied as bad on the internet as Kitlin does.
Summer Party is probably up there close and I don't
get to experience that with Summer and John. I know
Caitlin and Summer talking about that a lot, but we
have put up we'd we'd done a segment about the
power of attorney and it's something that brought up a
lot amiment with her dad and she just got Kaitlyn
(31:30):
got killed her her messages. It was so bad that
people were like threatening her. It's awful because she's your
new medical power of attorney and she's also you're soon
to be wife. Like that doesn't oh is it? Because
were they insinuating that she's gonna unplug you because she
just wants your money? Uh? No, I don't know, but
(31:50):
now they might. Okay, sorry I mean to say that,
but I'm like, why would they? What is there to
even anyway? People online are just so nasty sometimes, yeah, nasty,
not only in comments, but like sending her dms and
threatening dms and it's like what planet is this? Like
she doesn't post much anyway, but all that doesn't make
her not want to and it it makes me not want
to talk about stuff yep, because it affects her. And
(32:11):
so I'm not having to choose stuf. Why I don't
talk about now because we have some you know, idiot
listeners who will not stop harassing her. So but yeah,
she's stuck up for summer obviously because they both go
through that stuff. You're Samy's pile of stories. So there's
a couple that has been married for twenty years and
(32:32):
they have just now made a decision to move in
together and live under the same roof. Why at this
point if it's don't work in well, I guess they
just decided they wanted to give it a try. But
they're not going to be sharing a bedroom. They're going
to be in separate rooms. And they just started out.
When they were dating, they were pretty independent and they
liked having their own spaces. So yeah, even when they
got married, they considered it their secret sauce to their
(32:54):
happy marriage, living in two totally different homes. Eddie, what
do you think about that? I mean, if it works,
it works for them. I just don't see it. I mean,
I see the big d coming up at some point.
Why and I don't mean Dallas at some point. It's
just it sounds cool and all, but there's no way
that you can be married like that. They must not
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have had kids. No. Actually, I was about to say
they do another house with the kids work and apparently
the sun is super happy that this day has finally come,
because I assume maybe he would have to go back
and forth. But I mean, if you have parents that
are co parenting and actually married and love, it might
be fun to like be like I'm going over to moms,
I'm going over to dads and like kind of like
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you have two homes. I had two homes growing up,
but my parents were divorced, so it was a little different.
I would sometimes as bad. I'd use that as like
kind of ammunition against my mom to make her feel bad.
I remember once I was sixteen and I could drive,
and if we would fight, I would pack my bag
and I'd be like, I'm going to live with dad.
If my mom really didn't do anything wrong, she didn't
(33:58):
do anything to deserve that, but I would use that
and I can't. Oh, I hate that I did that.
When I was a kid, I would tell my moment.
If I knew my dad, I'd go you said that,
I knew you were a not funny. If he cared
about me and love me. It was in my life
and I knew who he was, I would leave right
now and go over to his house. But I can't,
(34:19):
so I'll have some more man which please all right? Okay, Well,
Taco Bell is now gonna make their little hot sauce
packets recyclable, which is amazing because they go through eight
point two billion hot sauce packets in the US each year.
What do you mean recyclable the actual plastic. Yeah, like
they're not you have to throw them away. And now
(34:39):
they've partnered with Tara Cycle and they're working on this
pilot program where the packets are going to be reused
and made into something new, which I think will be awesome.
And with coronavirus, like there's been a shortage of all
kinds of packages, and like even like ketchup ones because
communal ketchup stations at restaurants just they're no longer. We're
gonna look back in twenty five years ago, what were
(35:01):
we thinking with what with recyclables and how wasteful we
were with everything. You know, Starbucks is now starting that
program too, on recyclable cups. There you to take a
cup in and out and they give it to you
cheaper as well. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, alright, what else?
So Maren Morris, she spoke out earlier this month about
her post baby body, and she said, you know, getting
back to my body before I was pregnant shouldn't be
(35:24):
the goal. And I remember seeing her post this on
Instagram while back, and I was super proud of her
and I'm glad she was speaking up on this and
then she was at the ACM Awards this last weekend
and in the press room and mentioned to them why
she put that up. I'm not like a stick, but
I love the fact that I've got curbs now and
it proves that I did something really amazing and wonderful
(35:49):
with my life. And enjoy working out if you want
to do that. Enjoy eating rich, hearty foods like I
did last night, like I was eating short ribs before
the ACM Awards. Do it all like who gears. Yeah,
she just definitely went to encourage moms. Why do we
put this pressure on us to have some post baby
body to get us back to our pre baby body.
We shouldn't have to deal with that, all right, I'm Amy.
(36:11):
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news. So this guy had a
business debt needed to pay about ten thousand dollars. His
name is Michael, so he went to the bank. He
withdrew the money, put it in his wallet, and then
got distracted. When he was leaving the bank, had his
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wallet on the bumper of his car, drove off without it.
Someone driving the opposite direction Steve Harrison saw something flying
in the air. It was money, so he stopped, gathered
all the money, and then also found Michael's wallet. So
then because it was a wallet, he had all his info,
tracked him down, met up with him, returned ten thousand
(36:55):
and three dollars, and the guy wasn't able to offer
him a financial reward. But I guess his family makes
like homemade apple sauce and homemade BlackBerry jam and other
tasty treats. So that's how this guy's going to pay
him back. Couldn't get them twenty bucks. It was a
business debt. It's not like it was his personal money
like he was using. He had to go pay that
all lot and he got jams, bones, yeah, and he
(37:16):
got treats. You didn't have to get anything. But the
guy's trying to make Oh did I mention home smoked salmon?
You did? All right? Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, I
take the home smoked salmon any day. I was driving
the other day and people were looking at me funny,
and I was like, what what happened? And I like
three different people would get me funny. And I was
in my car and so I'm driving and I'm like,
(37:37):
there must be big fans of the show, buzzy big
fans of the show. And then I get home and
I'm like, where's my sonic coat I left on top
of He made it all the way, No, it made
it like doing turn straight. People were looking at me
in the same spot when it fell off, my sonic
cup on top of the car like an idiot. All right,
that's a good story, Amy, That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. There's a voicemail we
(37:59):
got last night from Meghan in Maryland. I have a
really big problem about flying on planes. I'm so scared
and I don't know how to get over it. You know,
I wanted to see the world, but I am just
terrified of heights and planes. And if you guys can
answer this, I would just be amazing. And I love
your show, thank you so much. And why I also
(38:20):
am really scared of heights and my show that comes
out May thirty first, that's the first episode, me hanging
over the Grand Canyon. Hate it. So I feel you
on this. I don't like flying either, Honestly, I still
get freaked out and have to fly all the time.
Here here's the best advice I can give you. About
being scared of flying. It's the only way to get
over it is just do it all the time. You
have to go and expose yourself to it and have
success not dying in order to feel like you're not
gonna die. And still you're gonna feel like you're gonna die,
(38:41):
but you better hope that. You know, you enjoy the
time back on the ground and other parts of the
country you've never got to see, is better than the
pain you felt when you're struggling up in the air.
You're not gonna get over it. Go and experience it.
You won't die. Trust me from someone who feels like
they're gonna die every time they're about ten feet off
the ground, you know I can die. I've been in
some Harry plane situations where it's a hold on. I'm like,
(39:02):
we're going down, this is it, and we're fine. It's turbulence.
Amy's husband and I flew together once and he's pilot,
flew in the Air Force for a long time. I say,
tell me about turbulence. He goes, well, it's actually the
heat coming off the ground that goes up and you're
hitting that like the sun's hitting in different spots, and
he gave me this whole scientific and I was like, Okay,
all that's good, but are we gonna die? He goes, No,
(39:23):
you're not, he goes. Actually we were like, oh this
is cool. We get turbulence. So you want to get
over it. You have to go experience it. You can
read all the books you want, all the stats you want.
It's gonna do nothing for you. I know what's out
of your control, but heck, life's out of your control
for the most part. You're driving down the road, someone
could swerve over to your lane and pop you quickly,
and you have you have no control. Go experience it
in order to not be as scared of it. I'm
(39:44):
still scared of heights, but I've done it enough times now,
even on the show where I'm just like, well, I
have kind of trust the system. Do it. You can
do it at faith. Then you good luck. Let's go
now and do the investigative morning, Corny, let's go the morning.
What do you call iPhone chargers? What do you call
(40:05):
iPhone chargers? Huh, it's another name I call them phone.
I think of a fun name for an iPhone charger.
I I I power, I battery, I I icicle, I
turn your phone on things differently? Apple? What is apple? App? Apple? Apple?
(40:27):
Jacks app? Oh Jack, I get it, because what I
don't get that? Jack's apple apple jack, Apple, Apple juice,
apple juice. It's apple juice. That's it. That's an answer.
It's apple like power juice. Okay, that could be it.
Not very funny, but that could be it. It's definitely
(40:48):
a that has to be it. Apple juice. Wow, there's
no other thing it could be. I mean, they're probably
aren't other things. But we're going out. What's the joke
again and see if if it is? Are you regretting
this one? No? Deliver it? No? What's another name for
an iPhone charger? Okay, we're gonna go with apple juice? Okay,
(41:08):
all right, hit that up right. What's another name for
an iPhone charger? We're going with apple juice? Well, you know,
you repeat the question back to me er apple juice. Hey,
y'all got it right. I really was trying to stay
(41:29):
strong for her and La, but it's like apple juice.
Give me some of that like you do, because well,
now if like you need a charge from someone, you
can just be like yo, canna get some of that
apple juice. All right, I'll try it today. Thank you,
A clear eyes fool hearts sometime to do all right,
(41:53):
that's true. On the phone right now is Susie and Florida.
Hi Susie, good morning. What's going on? My question is
why do artists use different bands like a concert band
and a studio band, so the difference would be a
studio band. Are musicians that do not tour and that
(42:13):
are the best point one percent players in all of music?
You know, they play on a lot of folks records.
They go in. You have the best guitar player that
will play on Tim McGraw's record, he'll go over and
playing Kenny Chesney's record. He may play some on Brad
Paisley's record, but he doesn't tour. Like touring artists are
people who want to get on the road. They're good,
(42:34):
but they're usually not as good as people that can
stay in town and make their money at home just
traveling studio to studio. So it's basically NFL all pro
specialists versus really good NFL players. It's most most time
it's older players too. Yeah, maybe one time they were
on the road. Maybe now they don't have to. But
(42:54):
they're usually just better and precise and can play any
kind of music and if you're called in for situations,
they can do that. That's the difference in a band
that's out touring versus a guitar player that's in town
and is good enough to play on all these records.
That makes ensue because like time is money in a studio, right, Yeah,
then Mike, if you can get it the faster you
can get it, and you'll play a session player to
(43:15):
come play guitar on some songs, Like for example, I'd
pay someone three hundred bucks. They would come and work
for four hours and they play as much as you
can for four hours for three hundred bucks. They're done
with that session. They'll walk over another studio play another session.
They can do usually to two a day, So six
hundred bucks a day, five days a week, three thousand
bucks a week, fifty two weeks in a year. Yeah,
do the math. They do pretty well and they're the
best of the best. Yeah, they're really goods. Why thank you? So?
(43:38):
Someone say you a message? What did it say? It said, Amy,
I was incredibly disappointed that you thought TGIF stood for
thank goodness, it's Friday, It's always been thank God. To
be honest, I think Bobby has had a negative influence
on your faith. I'm just reading it verbatim. Okay, we
hear your quote, wokeness, but we don't hear much about
(44:00):
God anymore like we used to. And it's sad. First
of all, I have nothing to do with Amy's wokeness
and awesome did I get dragged into this? My faith
has nothing to do with TGIF and if anything, it
was my faith that probably as a child, made me
think it was thank goodness it's Friday because we didn't
take the Lord's name in vain. Oh God, I assume
it was a he said that it was. Yeah, I
(44:21):
don't know. I was just confused by it. And also
it's just like a sampling of the types of messages
that we get that like sometimes just don't make sense
or just are mean, like it's not necessary, and like, yeah,
I literally thought it was thank Goodness it's Friday. And really, there,
how does that even have anything to do with my faith? Yeah?
How did I get dragged into this? Yeah? And then
(44:44):
why how would I have an influence on you talking
about your faith? I encourage it. My wokeness on mental
health and body image stuff and food issues really has
also nothing to do with my faith. I don't know.
People are funny. Sometimes you say funny, I say annoying,
very different words. What do I tell you about your
faith and how you can talk about it? Oh? Yeah,
(45:06):
I mean it's open. I mean we're I guess sometimes
it just depends on if if we're going there or not.
And tbh, because that's what she put for to be honest,
I had a Google and I was like, okay, to
be honest. Yeah, I mean my faith, that's it's been
a roller coaster, especially after my mom died. There was
(45:26):
a lot of things that I went through for a while.
But then now I feel finally settled back into a
church that I really love and I feel comfortable going.
Sometimes it was a lot of a lot really emotional
for me to go because my mom. That's something that
I associated with my mom so much so, but now
now I can do church from the comfort of my
couch because of the pandemic. It's amazing. Well, TB, I amho,
(45:49):
what excuse me? Imho? I'm hot? Oh? I was like,
I'm a hot mess. No, I am ho. Okay, lunch
blogs of what happened. So my wife and I decided
to go eat somewhere, eat on a patio. We go
up to the register, we order, and we look at
the menu and my wife's sizes. Man, I'm really craving
a burger. She orders a burger, and I'm like, man,
(46:11):
that summer salad with strawberries and grilled chicken sounds really good.
So I order the grilled chicken summer salad. Boom. We
go sit down waiting for our meal, and the lady
brings it out and she takes the burger and she
puts it in front of me and puts the salad
in front of my wife. And I was like, oh,
actually I'm the one that has the salad. She goes, oh,
(46:31):
I just assumed the man ordered the burger, and she
flipped him right there. That's why she got tip less,
because she gave me the burger and my wife the salad.
And I was offended. Who is your wife offended? Or
just you well, what does that matter? Why can't you know?
Because I'm genuinely curious if his wife was offended because
(46:53):
as a woman, I mean I could see where there's
like a little like okay, whoa why are you trying
to say I need the salad. I would say, as
a server who served for a long time, you start
to go, well, ninety five percent of the time, this
is where this goes. This is a person who orders,
and it's probably just muscle memory with them because they've
had a thousand orders and nine hundred and ninety eight
of them are that. I don't think you hold that
(47:13):
against her. I don't think she's doing it based on
what you look like, wow, what size you are, other
than it is there a girl or a guy? It
was a girl. Okay Again, I just assumed that because
most of my servers are females. That's it. We did
a story where the other day where I was like, hey,
this teacher and I said, you know she and might
goes no as a a guy, just because most of
my teachers were female. Teachers were women. Correct. So I
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think that we live our life based on what we've learned.
She has probably had ten thousand of those orders like that,
and most of them that's exactly what it was. I
don't think you should have punished her for that. Yeah. See,
everybody always says, don't make up assumptions because it makes uh.
But everybody makes assumptions all the time, right, I know.
But what she did was she she assigned what we
are supposed to eat to us, And so I had
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to teach her that, listen, you shouldn't do that. Telling
her then, but keeping the money the same if the
service was good, well no, no, just telling words, that's okay.
Actions speak louder than words, is what I've been taught
in my life. And so my action was to deduct
some from the tip. So she understood that, hey, you
can't just assume that someone is eating a salad and
(48:17):
someone's get You could offend somebody. And so I had
to stand up for the people of America. And next time,
I bet you she won't make that mistake, and everybody
from here on forward that is served by her will
have her come and be like who had the burger?
Why don't you just think have a reason to tip
or less? No, I would have tipped her. No, I'm
not looking for deductions. When things happen, you have to
deduct things. The fact that Lunchbox is a deduction guy
(48:40):
where he's like every little things like that's not Eddie.
Didn't you know somebody who did that with money? My
friend's dad. He would put five dollar bills on the table,
and then whenever they would mess up anything in the order,
he would be like, all right, well one lass, are
you crazy? I've never seen anything like that embarrassing. Listen,
I mean you should be on my side. This is me.
This is me saying, listen, women can eat a burger
(49:01):
and it's okay. Yeah, I think she probably eats burgers.
I think she's just done it so many times. It
was an honest mistake. Drive to work the same way
every day. Don't you even thinking about it? Yes? Or no?
Do you think about every turn you're making? Like I
got a turn here, I have to turn left here? No?
You do that Onn't you do the same thing so
many times? If they're unless such a construction, you go
the same way without thinking about it. You're right, right?
But lunchbox, does she know that that's the reason why
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she got that tip. Maybe she just thinks you're a
lousy tipper and she learned nothing like unless you I know,
you were like minimizing the whole words thing and money
speaks louder. But unless you verbalize in a really thoughtful way,
like hey, you know my wife and I were cool
with this, but that might actually or I guess you're not.
You're offended. Share with her. Hey, look that really offended me,
(49:44):
and then maybe it'll change how she does things in
the future. But you're deducting her money. Did you tell her?
I tell her? I actually I got the salad. Did
you tell her why you tip less? No? I didn't
tell her that. Did she learn nothing except you're a
crabby tip except the guy with the the front mullet
it's a crabby Yeah. Next time you and your wife
walk and she's gonna be like, please don't come to
my table, Please don't come to my section. But you
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guys are on my side. No Amy, he's on my side.
No, no no backup. I I it sucks, yes that she
was made that assumption, but yes, like probably by the numbers,
women do end up getting known more for salads. But
I love that your wife was getting the burger. And
I don't like that she did that and set it
(50:25):
out loud to y'all, and hopefully she didn't make anybody
feel uncomfortable. Like your wife, I really don't said it
out loud. It's just going, here's the burger for She didn't. Yeah,
but she said no, he said that. She said, oh,
I assume. Yeah. Then she said, I said, actually I
got the sun. She goes, oh, I just assumed the
guy got the burger. She did say that yeah to me,
And so then I was like, well, you know, okay, listen,
I don't agree with what you did me neither Eddie.
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He says the most vile thing sometimes and people get
Offinity's like, hey, stupid, I do think it was a
learning opportunity, but you taught nothing because you just deducted
pay and said nothing. I think he was just going
to get a cheaper way out and he did. Yeah,
she didn't have enough pep and her step when she's
bringing our food. It took a dollar off. You guys
(51:08):
can call us if you want. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
Does anyone agree with lunchbox? By the way of the
whole room, people behind the scenes are not anybody agree?
Say okay, Nico Jackson. Jackson doesn't count your other personality
cannot chime in. It's time for the good news. Good
(51:31):
nine year old Daniel Class. He's been playing piano for
two years and during the pandemic. It all started when
people were working from home. He says, I got to
do something for my neighborhood. So he would play one
song a day on his driveway for the neighborhood. They
would come down. He would put a little sign in
the front of his yard and said I'm playing today
at four o'clock, and the neighborhood would show up and
he'd play a new song. Thank you very much, everybody,
(51:53):
go on with your lives. And he's still doing it today.
He says that eventually he'd liked to take the show
on the road when he grows up, but for now,
the neighborhoods gonna have to do. How old is he?
Nine years old? He does that play? Yeah, I mean
he doesn't do it every day, he says. He started
doing it every single day of the pandemic. Now maybe
two or three times a week. It's like artists and
they were streaming during pandemic every day they were doing
a live show. There were just so many going on
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at once. And now it's like it's like we want
to see you live. Yeah, we want to go all right,
good story, that's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. So earlier about fifteen minutes or so,
Lunchbox told the story of him going to a restaurant.
He ordered a salad, his wife ordered a burger. They
brought and they put the burger in front of him
in the salad. In front of her. I say, as
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someone who has waited tables, I probably shouldn't have done that,
But he shouldn't have punished her by not tipping her
or tipping her less. Tipping her less, yes, without even
telling her why. So we talked about it. We took
a break to do tell me something good, because I
figured that would kind of calm things down a little bit.
Poor water on the fire. It did not. We have
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a lot of calls over here, so before we get
to the news, here is Ashley in Augusta, Georgia. Ashley,
thank you for calling the show. What's going on? Hey,
good morning, good I was just cling to disagree with
Lunchbox because I too was a server for a very
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long time, and I one time had this experience where
I was really rude to a table and instead of
um punishing me, she pulled me to the side and
talk to me and explained why I was rude, and
she still tipped me well, and that made me want
to change more because when people didn't tip me, I
(53:37):
was like, whatever, I don't care. I'm you're not tipping
me anyway. That's a great point that I didn't bring
up earlier. One of the best tips ever got was
when I was spuilt a tray of drinks on a
table and the guy tipped me big time. It was like, hey,
don't feel bad. And I always I was so delicate
with these trays. I was just you know, walking in
my trays all cocky before then, and then I was like,
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you know what, I don't want to do this again
for people. But I think that's a great point. Also,
let me say this, what did dinner last night? I
just thought about this Klin and I did, and I
order a mocktail. I used to call it a virgin,
but now I think the terminology is now mocktail. So
order this mocktail. They bring it over, they put it
in front of Kyline. Oh, because it was definitely probably
considered girly, and did you get offended? I liked it,
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and I had hers like it was hers for a
minute because I'm kind of embarrassing to me. Um, yeah,
that's a good point. Actually, I liked that lunch mocktail
that you want to say about that, like, I can't
believe she's not on my side. As a way or waitress,
you need to know that you can't offend your customers
and you should be you know, what do you say
um to their feelings. You've got to be sensitive to
their feelings and that's just offensive. Can't assume a woman
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eats a sylad, Well, you shouldn't assume. But I don't
think it was let's hold back her insurance payment for
next year that she's trying to make right. But also
I think the point of the caller is that, yeah,
you should have still tipped her and then taken her
to the side and said, hey, you know, this is
probably something that you want to consider next time you're
taking food to the table. Could have overtipped her and
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really left a message, and then she would have walked
away learning something instead of just being irritated that she
got under tipped. Andrea in Nashville, you are on the
Bob you own show. What do you want to say
about this situation? Good morning morning studio. So I partially
and I say partially agree with lunch shocks. My husband
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and I definitely fall into that stereotype where he is
one of the biggest carnivores you will ever meet, no
con intended and I eat a lot of vegetables and poultry,
so we definitely fall into that stereotype. So however, I
do agree that it's not sayer or right that the
server automatically made that assumption. And you know, that's the
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difficulty with unconscious biases. You know, sometimes we do things
automatically without even thinking. So I do partially agree with
him that it's important to not make those assumptions. But
I also agree with Amy that it was important to
help graciously um share with her that, you know, to
make improvements in the future, and not just automatically doctor
(56:12):
pay Um. But I do understand that, you know, the
only way that we can learn is to have things
pointed out to us, and so I think that if
there was a way to graciously talk with her about
that um. So that's why I do partially agree with
lunch Box, but definitely also see the other side of it. Andrea,
thank you for your call. Thank you guys have a
great day too. So what lunch bunch this tip or
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less and then didn't tell me exactly double wrong? My
heart says he we're trying to save money. He's like, yes,
I got a way to say. Yeah, that's why my
heart tells me. I hear you on that. I can't
prove it. I'm not inside of his brain, right, I
was just sticking up for the ladies. Okay, my heart
says he were trying to save money. But you yeah,
the ladies want to eat at burger. I'm okay with
(56:54):
them eating a burger. I don't want them to be
stereotyped and judged. I don't want everybody that you were.
You felt like you were maybe being judged for getting
a salad. Okay, thank you all for your calls. This
is also you holding something against She was like, this
guy's a terrible tipper. Probably told her friends lunchbox is
a terrible tipper. Yeah, but then she probably heard this.
(57:16):
She's like, yeah, man, I need to quit assuming things
and it makes me look bad, so I'll step up
my game. All right, let's go over and do the news.
Thank you, guys. Bobby's story A man bowls a perfect
game with a ball that contained his father's ashes. Oh
wow oh. Thirty nine year old John Hinkle of Illinois
paid tribute to his deceased father by bowling a perfect
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three hundred game using a ball that contains some of
his dad's ashes. He is a two time ncuable A
bowling champion for Western Illinois University. He said that his
father introduced him and his brother to bowling. He said,
his two handed bowling technique means he's only allowed two
fingers in his ball. So he had a thumb hole
and he filled that with some of his father's ashes
and he bowled a perfect game. Wow, they don't make
(58:01):
that for Disney. Plus, how does he hold a He
doesn't have to stick his thumb in two hands? I
do that. That's called Grandma ball, right right? I see
people do that at the bull in Alley? Does he
also put the rails up like I do? He? Um
kind of does it from the side the same way,
but he uses that front hand. Got hold it and
then probably spins it and then spins it. Yeah, Okay,
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More news bobbies sight. A couple holds their wedding at
a mansion they thought was vacant. They did not expect
to find the owner there. A couple in Florida planning
their wedding last week and an amazing mansion they thought
it was vacant. They got there, the owner was home
and called the cops. The people at the wedding wound
up leaving. No charges were filed. I just don't have
(58:44):
the courage to try something. If there's a seat up
in one of the front rows of a concert, you're
not just empty. No. I've done it a couple of times,
and the whole time I'm looking around like that major anxiety.
It runs the whole concert for me. I can't imagine
going into an empty mansion. Every car that comes by
that's undercover cop. I can't believe they did this. On Saturday,
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a guy named Courtney Wilson and a woman named Shanetta Jones,
they were getting married. They threw their wedding at this
mansion with a pull the gazebo, tennis courts, hot tub,
eight hundred foot bar. There was just one problem. They
didn't actually book the mansion. It's not a wedding venue.
The guy who owns it had been trying to sell
it for two years for five point seven million dollars.
She asai He toward the place while pretending to want
(59:27):
to buy it, and then said, Hey, could you have
our wedding? Here and he's like no. So since no
one lived there, they went in and thought, why don't
we have our wedding here? They put the address on
the invitations. They were going to have the entire wedding
weekend there. Crazy that they think they could pull us off.
Even when people started showing up, they were like, we
(59:49):
got this. Then the owner was there, and then they
had to send people home. That had to be embarrassing
for them unless they cluded everybody in, like, hey, play
it cool. If the owner comes out, play it cool. Yeah.
How does the owner come out and tell everyone like,
you gotta go, you can't stay here. Did he walk
out in his robe? Like just what are you guys
doing here? You guys gotta get out. No charges were filed,
(01:00:11):
but I cannot believe they tried that. Had they pulled
it off, it had been awesome. What a TikTok? I'm
all right, all right. One more story. Police say a
hospital employee was continually paid a monthly salary amounting to
the total of six hundred and forty six thousand dollars,
even though he wasn't going to work for fifteen years.
What's crazy? He's now age sixty seven. He faces abusive office, forgery,
(01:00:35):
aggravated extortion. Six managers are also being investigator on suspicion
of having played a role in enabling this absentee um
how did absentee is? Um? Excuse me? What was he
giving them a cut? Like? Why in the world would
somebody help, you know, give him a salary when he
wasn't showing up. In an investigation codenamed part time, police
(01:00:56):
gathered their evidence from the tendence and salary records, as
well as witness statement in two thousand and five, the
man is alleged to have made threats against the hospital
director to stop her from filing a disciplinary report. The
directors then retired, and he just continued they should kept
paying him. People get vouching for him. That's like the
guy from office Space six hundred and forty six thousand
dollars over fifteen years. Crazy. They finally caught him. He
(01:01:17):
probably thought his home free for sure. He's probably party
of those mansion goers. Like we got this all figured out.
It is easy. That's the news. Thank you, Bobby's sight.
For a couple of years, I've been having stomach issues
where I just eat and I'm extremely bloated, not just full,
but I'm just like, oh, I can't even move. I'm
a stoma occurreds and sometimes I go to the bathroom
(01:01:39):
for like four days. It is a weird cycle that
I've been in, but I'm it's not something severe. And
growing up, I have been trained to not go to
the doctor unless you have to because we couldn't afford
to go to the doctor. Now that's not the case anymore.
Sometimes I have to remind myself I'm not the same
person I was when I was a kid, and I
think a few months of winding about as like go
to the doctor, Like I don't want to go into
(01:01:59):
the doctor. I gotta go sitting up. Everybody get to
wear masks and have to check your temperature, and they
did the thinking you're so there's a lot of stuff happening.
But I go fine. I've never been to a gastro
doctor in my life. I go and I sit there
and fill out the paperwork, get a little iPad that
everybody put their grubby hands on and type in my
insurance and so here you go, and they call me
(01:02:21):
into the room and I'm embarrassed because I don't want
to talk about my stomach issues or it might be
going to the bathroom in front of somebody. I don't
like talking about that stuff. And so doctor comes in.
She has a great, like bedside manner. I'm not in
a bed. I was just about to say, was it
a guy or girls? A girl? Okay, she's funny, that's
just that's what I needed. Yeah, I assume was just
(01:02:42):
I would say she was light. She was like, so,
what's the problem. We're talking about it, and she's like,
what what side of the stomach going through? And she's like, hey,
just so you know, we may have to do a
colon osk and be a boy. And I'm like, just
so you know, I don't like the idea of that.
And so she's like, okay, well let's talk about this
for a second, which for people that don't know, is
but well, with a camera attached and there's a camera, yes,
(01:03:03):
no bones, it's just a tube. I thought they were
just like feeling it out. The point is to take
a picture or so the doctor could have a visual
of your insights. Oh well, we're gods on one thing
up there, right, Yeah, And she goes, you're not old
enough for us to recommend it every year? You know,
it's fifty and for some groups, it's forty five for others.
And she says, it's not Celia. It's probably not Celiac.
(01:03:25):
She said, this is a universal but I've only ever
diagnosed white women with Celiac disease. She goes, I've never
had a guy habit, so I don't think it's that.
I went through some stuff and I told her all
the all the symptoms. I'm kind of embarrassed. He's like,
don't we talk about your bathroom. I'm like, hey, I'm like,
what do you mean you like tell me about when
I can. I'm embarrassed. And so she goes, well, I
(01:03:49):
think you have IBS. Oh wow, which is irritable bowel syndrome.
I always thought that was just an itchy butt Honestly,
I guess I thought that was itchy butt syndrome because
it's irritable. Yeah. Yeah, oh like literally that's what the
I stood for it like she but okay, and so
again I'm like, oh no. She goes, well, it's very
difficult to actually tell you exactly what's wrong because this
(01:04:09):
is this could be anything, food, anxiety. And so she says,
I'm gonna give you this medicine here let's let's try
it's a low dose and see what happens. She goes, well,
don't take this medicine though, until you have a couple
of days. What orphans does? That medicine goes, It goes
to the throat. Okay, oral, Yeah, it's a pill. Okay,
she goes, don't She goes, don't take this medicine until
(01:04:31):
you have some time, because it's gonna be bad. The
other end yeahs, and she used the word explosive. Oh.
But but for me, this is what I think is
I live my life. If something's gonna be bad, I'm
gonna start on it right now. So it's over quicker.
I'm not gonna put it off. So I get home,
I gonna tell Kaitlin and think about it. I don't know,
like I don't really don't like farts or poop or
anything that. Kaitlyn has no problem with it. She's just like,
(01:04:53):
that's part of life. It is what it is. She's
so adult, I know. And so she's like, hey, well,
let's we're fine. We're gonna get through. And she's like,
don't take the pill though right now, because you need
a couple of days. Like the doctor said, I said,
but if I get started now, I can get it
through this first few days of the pill and it
normalizes a bit. She goes, don't don't take it now.
So we're about to go to dinner. We have we
(01:05:14):
had a date night last night, and I snuck the pill.
I'll take the pill. Why would you do that? Because? Right?
And I didn't think it would set in ten ten minutes.
I know, but Caitlin just spoke really wise words into you,
and you didn't listen. You've spoke wise words to me
many times, and how many times do I listen? Very often? Right,
It's almost like you just do the opposite because you're
you have like a oppositional defiance disorder or something. We
(01:05:37):
call that stubborn. Okay, keep going. So I take the
pill and I don't say anything about it really and
uh at dinner, I'm like, oh, my summit doesn't feel good?
She does you take the pill? Is it grumbling? Oh?
It was running on a treadmill. Oh boy. Yeah. She
was like, you take the pill. She's like, oh no,
(01:05:58):
So I goes. She goes, okay, well we finished dinner.
I felt bathroom twice. Oh good, good good, Okay, the
finished dinner. But the whole time, I mean, I'm doing
an app workout, squeezing my apps. It's like, oh no,
we get in the car, we fly home, had some
time at home. It's it's bad and so but she's great.
She's not rubbing it in that she told me not
(01:06:19):
to take the pill. And I finally had a little
time eventually. Let me just say this, You're just exhausted.
There's just no one. You run out right, the pill
did its work. You just run out. And so it
was like nine o'clock or maybe eight forty five or so,
and U two things. I'm like, I'm gonna do a
scratch off kind of take my mind off because I'm
trying to see how much money i lose before I
(01:06:40):
win something on these two bid scratch offs. And so
I put on my Instagram live and I'm like, what's up, guys,
and I do like a little talk show. I'm talking
about what happened to the doctor a little bit. I'm
talking about Dan and Shay how they were mistreated after
the ACM Awards. And then in Jackie's on I guess
you saw this too, hey, Jackie in North Carolina, you
were watching my Instagram live last night, I was and
(01:07:03):
what what do you want to know? Daughter? Well, I
saw I saw that your dog had jumped on the
counter and got your pills, and I wanted to know
what happened and if your dog was okay. So I
had my our dog Eller. She doesn't grab stuff to
just grab it any like, she just curious. I wants
(01:07:24):
to tear everything up. So it was in a bag,
in a box, in a bottle, in the pills. She
got to the bag, the boxes, she opened the bottle somehow,
and we don't know where the pills went. And so
we're like, no, So here I am, and here there
she is, and we're like, oh, are you gonna do
this too? So all night last night, I think three
(01:07:48):
four times got up and checked on her. I think
she's okay. So I did have to shut down the stream.
I finished scratching the ticket, but then I shut down
the stream and we went and she's okay. This morning
she was okay. Caitlin just posted a picture on her
Instagram the two dogs hanging out together. So that's okay.
But then I just couldn't sleep last night. And this
where I transitioned a bit to the next thing, which
(01:08:09):
By the way, how entertaining is that story? Thank you?
It's not fun for me yesterday being okay today, I'm
not taking another pill until this weekend. I've learned my lesson. Yeah,
you're gonna wait, I'm gonna wait. So I get on
and I'm just bored. I can't sleep, my stomachs grumbling,
and I get online. I'm like, you know what, I
haven't looked at in a while. I raise cameos and
I go over and I'm watching a cameo Ray did
(01:08:31):
for somebody where it's their birthday. But Ray starts to
try to sell them his shirt on a cameo they
paid for. He has some clothing line and he's promoting
his clothing line to sell them after they paid him
to do a cameo. Here's a clip of somebody paying
Ray thirty one dollars to do a cameo and this
is what he says in it. Thank you so much,
you guys for listening to the show. Glad you guys
are big fans. My go to is yeah, and now
(01:08:54):
they're shirts and I think they're coming out shameless plug
Very are not shameless was terrible a couple of weeks.
We'll get the website for you guys. He's selling shirts
on a cameo they paid for Yah bad. My wife
put me in check though, God bless her. Yeah, so
I just so on cameo. You can go to Raise
(01:09:14):
page and watch any cameos he's made. That's what I do.
Oh okay, I didn't know. I thought he those are
sent like privately, But I guess watch them all. Oh cool,
it's I binge watched them. It's many fit until Cobra
Kaigh comes back out. I'm watching Raise cameos and then
at the end of it he lies on how to
get out of these cameos. Play the clip of you
what you said to get out of this cameo? Scissor
Ramuno and Baser west Side in Nashville. We gotta go though,
(01:09:36):
Bones is coming over, Launch is coming over. We're gonna
grill and celebrate Tommy and Katie right have the anniversary.
We were coming over yet. Yeah, but that is the
cool part of the message, Like then they feel they
feel like that, yes, and that they were sold a
shirt and sold a bill of goods. That wasn't true,
y'all were coming over to celebrate them. Funny though, I can't.
(01:09:59):
I guess we did. I can't here from you. Yeah,
Kaitlin did for my birthday. I appreciate it. Thank you.
How that you still got a bunch of them. Yeah,
we're a way too stacked up. Honestly, I almost need
to duplicate a me and Bay as well. We don't
have enough time raise the price. Bro. It's flyin demand,
but I also want to keep it in under what
you know, what a person earns for a day. I
don't want one hundred dollars. You gonna work two days,
(01:10:20):
say a hundred. Yeah, you're at thirty one if you
have so many bumb it up thirty five. Yeah, I
just feel like that's just such a hard thing for
thirty one seems like a subscription Hulu paramount plus all
that stuff. Have you ever thought about doing it? Or
what's it now? It's like, Okay, I don't know. I
don't have the time right now. Um, not for me.
Um maybe maybe in the future, you know, if this
(01:10:42):
starts to not be what it is, maybe starts Yeah. Um,
they're funny, though, Ray I appreciate it. Yeah, they're funny.
Do we want to play the song or do we
have time to play the song No Scoopsie waved me off,
don't play the song tomorrow. Let me say this, we
have a couple pulled, a couple of things going on.
Justin Moore will be on performing. There's it. I'm gonna
(01:11:05):
say it now. We have a world premiere of a
new song from Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots with
John Party. We did a song together. Guys. It's a
good one. It is a good one. That's awesome. So
that'll be tomorrow on Monday, Alan Jackson will be on
the show. So that's I know, that's no Raging Idiots premiere.
That's quite different. Let's go over to Heather in South Carolina,
(01:11:25):
who you know. I was talking earlier about Ella, our
dog that we just adopted, and she likes to run
on the treadmill and she can jump off if she wants.
She likes to run on it and when we stop it,
she just lays on it and wines, and so it's
up on my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones. Heather, what did
you want to say about that? Because people were giving
me a hard time about it. Yeah, they definitely should
not be giving you a hard time. I'm actually a
(01:11:46):
dog runner in South Carolina. That's my business running rovers
and but I'll take them outside. But there is actually
a company, I believe it's an Arizona that is a
dog running company. And they have a van that's outfitted
with two treadmills in the back, and they basically come
your house sitting your driveway. The dogs come out and
run on the treadmill while they sit there and monitor them,
(01:12:07):
which is kind of cool. But also, like Caesar Milan,
the dog whisper dude, he has like keen treadmills at
his compounds that the dogs take turns running and walking
on because some dogs like just need that extra exercise
and walking is not a not so if you're monitoring her,
go for it. Yeah, we don't just go hey, going
(01:12:28):
out and do some run. We'll catch you back in
an hour with her. Yeah, people were jumping all over
me again. It's on my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones. If
you want to see it all right, let me ask you, guys,
do you mean to book this person as a guest?
Come on? His name is Dean Norris. He played Hank
I'm Breaking Bad the Ball. Brother in law yes, yes,
da agent, Yes, brother in law. He has a show
(01:12:49):
now or something. Yes, it's a new sitcom. I think
The United States of our or something. Yeah, that's it.
How that because i've seen the commercial. I haven't seen it.
So they said, hey, do you want to talk to
Dean Norris? And I just wanted to run it by you. Guys.
Vote yes or no? One, two three yes? Will he
talk about breaking bad Scoop Steve? Oh yeah, totally. Yeah,
there's no off limits. We're gonna do whatever I want
to do. Okay, next week we'll come on. Yeah, let's
(01:13:10):
do it all right, I'll book well, Dean Norris. We
vote yes, yeah, yeah, be awesome. Listen to this story
this last night. I believe there's being faithful, loving your faith,
and also being foolish. You tell me where this falls.
I know where you're gonna tell me because I read
it and couldn't believe it. There is a monk in
Thailand who chopped off his own head as a way
to bring him luck in the afterlife. The sixty eight
(01:13:35):
year old, who had been a monk for eleven years,
built a guillotine and left behind a note. It said
that he had done the act on his birthday and
that hopefully the sacrifice would allow him to reincarnate as
a higher being. Well, that guillotine, I see that. I'm
for me. That guillotine is tough. You guillotine, you pull
the string in. Oh no, no, no, no, crazy, that's
(01:13:57):
like old day stuff. In response, the National Buddhism urged
local officials to clarify that giving money or freeing captive
birds can be done instead as a spiritual sacrifice. I'll
take that one. The birds. That you have to pull
your own guillotine. But back in the day, that was
that's how they did people off. They said, okay, get
in the machine, and you walked, and they said you
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committed a crime. Let's cut your hand off for stealing.
And then the whole town acted like it was the
super Bowl and they watched crazy. I read that last night.
Maybe I'm comfortable. I wanted you guys to be uncomfortable
to thank you. I didn't want to be alone in that.
Let's see Sue and Texas, you're on the Bobby Bone Show.
Thank you for calling. What would you like to say? Hey,
good morning. I was listening to a lunchboxes comments about
(01:14:42):
the waiter and waitress at the restaurant, and I have
a have a question for him. How would he feel
if the listeners got to choose his pay if he
offended someone, so they got the duct a little bit
of pay if he offended someone to teach him a lesson.
It's a great No, it's really it's really a dumb
call if you think about it. I mean, it's just
(01:15:03):
absolutely dumb, because then we could go around and just
judge everyone and pay them based on that. No, they
are in a job where they are paid based on
what they do and provide. That is the industry they chose,
so when they do that job, they need to be
on their p's and queues and do it right. She
was asking about, how would you feel about it? I
would be fine. It would be fine because there's a
lot of people. There are a lot of people that
(01:15:23):
aren't snowflakes, and we'll tip me more. And would be bored.
What if you starting where it's snowflakes? No? No, because
someone on Twitter called me a snowflaker. So I saw
that and I was like, oh, that's kind of funny term.
And so yeah, so there's a lot of people that
aren't snowflakes that see it my way, and so I
would probably make more money than I do, now, okay,
(01:15:44):
I mean, yeah, he does have some you've got hardcore followers. Yeah,
thank you for your call. Sue appreciate that she'd probably
be one of my biggest contributors. I think people can
like you a lot and not agree with you all
the time. It happens to me. I think people listen
to the showefully they like me, and they don't have
to agree all the time your best friend. You don't
agree with your best friend all the time, no chance,
(01:16:04):
there is no chance do you agree with your best
friend about everything to happen. They say, that's a good point.
I don't even agree with my wife all the time.
And so for me to come on and for me
to come on and go boy, I just hope I
say everything right and people agree with me all the time.
That would be stupid to me. It's stupid of radio
people to think that I'm just gonna walk down the
line and hopefully everybody likes me all the time. Because
if people like you all the time, then you're just
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Although Nilla wafers are pretty good, you're just a Nilla
wafer and nobody loves you as their favorite like it's
okay to be human. I know I come on sometimes
and say stuff that people go that I don't like that,
but I'm supposed to do that because then at least
you know I'm on. That's when I say things that
you do like Home Alone is not a Christmas movie.
Get over it. It is sorry to day. This story
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comes with us from Daytona Beach, Florida. A driver on
Monday morning pulled up to a bridge but it had
the arms down because it was a drawbridge. Who was
opening up and he's like, I ain't got time for this.
Smashes through the thing, and as the drawbridge's opening, like
it's there's a gap, he jumps it. Duke's a hazard style,
lands on the other side and crashes through the other gate. Wow,
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he does jump it though they made it luckily the
gap wasn't too big where they were able to land
on the other side. But they got the license plate
and they'll be knocking at your door tomorrow. You have
to think, though, if it's just opening and you're in
a hurry. I wouldn't drive through the arm right, I
wouldn't do that, but you probably you might risk it
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if you're in a hurry. You're in a hurry to
get over the bridge because you're looking at like a
thirty minute delay at least at least and you're going
that thing's not even that open yet. They're driving through
the arm. That's that's the problem. But they're going after
I'm hum Yeah, they got the license plate, said we'll
be knocking on your door in a couple of days.
All right, there you go. I'm lunchboxed after your bone
head store of the day. Some of those superglue bottles
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look like eye drops that they're in the same kind
of bottle easily, and I don't use eye drops, so
there's never that confusion. And heck, I don't use that
much super glue, but I definitely see where that little bottle.
It shouldn't be made to look like anything else. There
should just be categories of shapes of bottles. This one
woman glued her eyes shut. She thought it was like
vizine and it was super glue, and she glued her
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eyes shut, which is crazy. She nearly lost her vision
after she missed a glue for her eyedrops. She told
w x y Z she was still groggy after waking
up in the middle of the night she never contacts in. Yeah,
that makes sense. The bottle shouldn't be the same shape. Well,
so what do they need to do make a super
glue really weird unique shape? Well, they don't have. All
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them are in the bottles like that. Someone in like
the squeeze lit a little uh, like toothpaste. Yeah, and
also sometimes they're clear. It's just weird because I've heard
of stories like this before. Yeah, her husband called nine
one one. She splashed water under her eye. Doctor said, okay,
keep going with the water, try to flush your eye out.
She was rushed to the hospital. Doctors were able to
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open her eye and remove her contact lens. Oh gosh,
but she thought she may never see again. Crazy. Yeah,
and I are right. I was gonna say, let's keep
the superglue in like the laundry room. When you do
have vision and you're putting things in places they need
to go, don't put it near the right Okay, goodbye, friends,
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we will see you tomorrow. On Tomorrow show, Justin Moore
will be on. He will be performing It'll be fantastic.
Friday Morning dance Parties. On Monday show, Alan Jackson will
be on, So put on your pipe, smokey we'll see
you guys tomorrow. By everybody,