Lunchbox Poses As Morgan2’s Dad + We Talk To A Professional Cuddler! + Bobby's Mailbag: Can You Buy A Father’s Day Gift For A New Romance?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good transmitting what's up? Good morning, morning studio morning. Let's
go over the phone. Hey, Wesley, how are you? Hey?
How are you doing pretty good? What's going on with you? Um?
I was just calling because my aunt just is still

(00:22):
involved in a story similar to Amy's, except it is
with a dog. Um. She had wanted to get a
labradoodle puppy and found one that she liked. Um in
Georgia and sends a deposit in everything after you know,
talking and corresponding with the people, and come to find

(00:43):
out same with Amy, they kind of ghosted and didn't respond,
didn't do anything. So she had mentioned that she would
have to get law enforcement involved. Well, then she got
a check back. Well the check was from the company
that she had gone through and whatnot. Well, someone had
mentioned to her, don't deposit the chuck because that's how
they gain access to your account, and so she took

(01:07):
it to her bank and sure enough it was like
a scammers chuck but something had already linked to her
account and they were ended up getting money from her account.
Oh my gosh, So now she has lawyers involved. She
had she had to make a police report and all
that kind of stuff. So and I should just take

(01:29):
the check and verify. You not have time for this?
I mean I have time for the call. I don't
have time for this. No, absolutely, I appreciate the call
and I have time for that. But if this is
where the road were headed down, it's almost comical to
me at this point. Can I say something sure generic
about your life? Yeah, you have gone through more in

(01:50):
the past year than in one year time than probably
any human I ever met. And this would be the
icing on the cake. That's why I think I would
probably just laugh and be like, takeing a Have you
already deposited the check? No? Thank goodness. But how does
someone write a check and the access to your account
like that? I don't understand. Is that like a trojan
horse where those little men hiding in there and they
come out once they're in your account? I don't know.

(02:11):
She said it was a scammer check. Does it have
like a little chip in it? I'm saying they like
automatically it's a bloated into their info. Yeah, yeah, that
I don't. Yeah, I don't. I'm not quite sure how.
But it's the same supposedly company that sat her the
check after she said all this stuff accessed her account

(02:32):
because there was other transactions and um had got more money.
So now she has to not only had to make
a police report, but had to get a lawyer involved
and all that stuff. So UM, you take for warning you, Yeah,
can you take to check this weekend and get it verified? Yes?
I get well, I guess now I'm going to have
to thank and A seven had time to deposit it yet. Yeah, no,
I don't go. You don't to go today, you don't

(02:52):
do tomorrow. But if you can go this weekend sometime,
come back Monday and let us know. Okay, Like that's
a tease. I'll hang out for Oh yeah, I won't
even texture and find out what's going on. I was
just like I need to know what happened here. Thank
you for the call, though, Weston, we appreciate that. Thank you.
Have a great day, studio. Yeah you have a great
day too, Yeah, thank you. Well, I hate to start
on such a downer, although that's not a downer. Didn't
happen to you? Well, no, and I do feel bad

(03:14):
for her aunt, but it's also a good you know
warning in PSA. So I don't know, you just got
to drive somewhere in person and verify everything. There's no
PSA here. No, maybe she did give us a good
heads up, But what do you do? What do you
do right? More? You know, maybe we learned there is
such thing as a scammer chick. That's a little fishy too.

(03:36):
All right, it is time to open up that mail
bag get something. We call hello Bobby Bones. A couple
of months ago, I started dating Guy, his fifteen year
old son. It's been going great. I was wondering is
it expected or just weird to get him a Father's

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Day gift. I've never dated anyone the kid and gift
giving like you. Bobby is my love language, and he
gave me the perfect balance of gifts from my recent birthday.
This makes me want to get him something, But it
is it weird? If it's not weird, do you have
any advice I want to get him? Thank you, Signed
loyal podcast listener. Okay, so Danny Guy a couple of months,

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let's just say three months, although a couple's two months,
two months, he's got a fifteen year old son. Can
you get him something for Father's Day? My just my
instinct is yes, you can always get somebody something. I
don't think it's weird. I don't think you have to
get him, you know, a collage of you, him and
his son altogether. Yeah, I don't think it has to

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be something extremely personal about him being a dad and
how that's affected you. But I do think you can
get him a nice little gift if you like him
or if you love him. I don't think there's ever
something wrong with that. What kind of gift is? This
is the issue, because again, you don't want to, you know,
have a an artist come out and paint you three
together because you ain't the mom. I think that's probably

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kind of that slippery line that you want to avoid.
It's been like I got your Father's Day gift because
I know you're a great dad and I'm here to
be his stepmach And that's the weird thing. So I
would go, yes, you can get him a gift, as
long as it's something that's very specific about him and
not about him being a dad. What do you think? Yeah,
I mean, I think it's okay to be thoughtful and
want to recognize that, Yeah, he's probably a proud dad

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and you want to acknowledge that part of his life.
That's okay. But yeah, I'll make it very like, don't.
I mean, you're saying because he went all out for
your birthday or gave you cool things, but that's your birthday.
This is not his birthday, his father's day. And you're
the new girlfriend, not the mom, or not even maybe
the soon to be moms. So yeah, just tread lightly
with what you get him. If he likes golf, get

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him some golf balls. If he likes football, you know,
you can find something he likes and get him something
in that lane. It doesn't have to be the dad lane.
I would avoid the dad lane, but I would get
him a gift. If you want to get him a gift, Eddie,
you're a dad of nineteen before. Yeah, hey he's a dad.
Father's Day is a day is celebrate dads. Whether you're
a mom or whatever, it doesn't matter, celebrate dads. When

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I get a gift from father anyone from Father's Day,
I'm like this pretty legit. I'm a proud dad and
thank you. So you would say they're together a couple
of months, can she get him a gift to do it? Yeah?
We all agree on that. Universely, we agree get him
a gift. Just don't make it weird and too sentimental
about how him being a good father affects you. Right, Yes,
he's get him a gift. All right, thank you for
that email. We appreciate that. Close it up. We got

(06:26):
your now was father clothed? Bobby? If you want to
hit us up, Morgan, what's that address? Mail bag at
Bobby Bones dot com. There you go about to be
joined by Bubba Wallace, NASCAR driver, cool guy from all
indications watching him on TV. I don't know from what
we've heard. I don't know. I never met him, but

(06:48):
they were like I talked to Bubba Wallace. I was like, hey, yeah,
I'll talked to Bubba Wallace. He's coming up in a second. Which,
by the way, there's a big race here in Nashville
where we live. Our buddy Chris Jansen's playing it. Um.
It's sold out on the Sunday, But if you're trying
to get down here, there are some Saturday some Friday
spots between the races there Nashville Superspeedway dot Com. From
more to tels and here he is? Is he on
right right now? You? All right, let's go over and

(07:10):
talk to Bubba Wallace. Hey, Bubby, Hello, Yeah, what's up?
You got a bean bag back there? What? What's that?
These just kind of sit up here. My dog here
will kind of run up here and jump on him,
so those are kind of his play areas. Now Amanda
will come up here, and I'm at my gaming desk
right now. I'm on my gaming chair here, but she'll
actually come up here and either annoy me or come

(07:32):
up here and read or whatnot. Too. You mentioned your
gaming chair. I have one as well, and I got
harassed by the show here pretty hard because I'm an
adult man with the gaming chair because I play you know,
I play NBA two K, I play PGA golf. What
are you playing in the chair? And does Amanda harass
you at all about it? Oh? For sure. She thinks
it's ridiculous that I get so mad and so frustrated

(07:54):
over a video game. But she just she just can't relate.
You know. I actually watched the video yesterday. My man
got his two K player deleted as a prank from
his girlfriend, and it was like it was pretty pretty
big deal. H And I could relate. It was funny,
but I could relate. You know, I've had those moments.
But I'm playing war Zone I'm a PC guy. I

(08:15):
don't know if you're a console guy or a PC guy,
but I'm PC. I'm playing Little war Zone. That's how
you know your next level because I have a PS
five and I play on the console. And but if
you're a PC, that means you are spending time strategically finding,
you know, small ways to get better. Is that you're
that into it? Yes, I'm that into it. I've been
gaming for for a while. I got actually got two

(08:38):
custom bill PCs with a third on the way, so
it's uh yeah, it's it's It's definitely part of my life.
Do you ever play racing games and go this is
not accurate? Yes, all the NASCAR heat games and the
last five six years that have come out or a
garbage all right, Uh yeah, he was doing them like

(08:59):
years ago. I think the last racing game, NASCAR game
that I've played, it was like two twelve. That was it.
Bubba Walla is on with us. We are talking about
real stuff here. Tickets are available for the Tennessee Lottery
two fifty NASCAR Exfinity Series race on Saturday, June nineteenth
and the Rackley Roofing two hundred NASCAR Camping World Truck
Series on Friday, June eighteenth. But what is sold out

(09:21):
is the only four hundred the NASCAR Cup Series race
on Sunday, where Bubba, You're going to be here. Our
friend Chris Jansen is performing. You guys, if you want
to get tickets, go to Nashville Superspeedway dot com for
more details. The questions that I have are more life questions, meaning,
you know, we read these road rage stories when you're
out driving a real car or truck. Are you someone
who's prone to road rage? Quicker or less quick because

(09:43):
of your profession? Quicker? Yeah, I get annoyed road rage.
I mean I've had I've had some moments, like you know,
the biggest thing for me is is when you pull
out trying to be quick and you know, obviously beat
the line, but if you don't, if you plot in
front of me and then don't go to speed limit

(10:04):
immediately and take your time getting up to speed, oh
that that pisses me off. And so I'll tell geate
you and I often wish at times like it was
okay to just use the bumper and just hey, let's
go and shove you down the road, because I definitely
so you wish you could rub on the road, is
what you're saying, Just a little bit like hey, let's

(10:25):
go to like give you a little this little bump
just not like a pit maneuver, you know, but just like, hey,
you awake, get on the gas. Do you feel like
if someone recognizes you out driving they want to race
you on the street? Does it ever happen? No? I
got my windows tenants, so we're good. You never have
them down. I don't know. Listening to like some Chumbawamba

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or like lou Bega, you know, like you do. Hell
is that we're talking about? You know, video games and
how they don't accurately portray what actually driving a car is,
even even for a video game. Do you ever see
that in movies too, where you're like, that is just
not what happens. Yeah, all the fast in the perious movies. Yeah,

(11:07):
I guess that's that's true. I've seen that. There's nine
now that's like crazy. But when they go to the
when they go to the mid racing shift scene or
they shift like eleven thousandth gear, that's not real. How
many gears? I had to learn how to drive an
eighteen wheeler for my TV show, and I've never driven
a big rig before, so I had to go get
a how do you get a cdo? I had to

(11:28):
learn how to shift all the way through, flip and
then shift all those gears once I flipped a switch?
Where gears? Again? Is that? Is that what it's like
in a car too? We don't All we have is
four gears. We don't do any flip switching, none of that.
That's impressive though I can't drive an eighteen wear. I've
always rode with my dad, who has his CDL has
been driving for years, um, and I was always like, now,

(11:51):
when do you flip a switch? When do you not
flip the switch? It's just a lot to take in.
So kudos to you on that, But but no four gears.
You're done in a matter of of ten seconds if that,
and that's it, not two minutes into a racing scene.
Do you feel like you could pass a normal driver's
test right now if you took it the driving part

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or the written well all of it. Like if they're
like you have to go and take a written Yeah,
So I failed? I failed my Uh what I failed?
I think I failed a computer? I did? I failed
a computer? I passed my written failed a computer test
because the damn signs that you never see they're just
damn rural podunk town. And it's like, I've never seen

(12:33):
that before. So I failed because of that, and I
waited like six months. I was in no hurry to
get my driver's license. The first time I actually drove
a car on the road, I ran off the road
twice when traffic came at me because I had never
experienced that before. You because you start you started driving
as a young kimp, but all the traffics go in
the same direction. We're going with traffic, So when somebody's
coming at you this close away, it's like, I don't

(12:54):
like that. Let me ask you some questions about race day.
What do you eat before a race? Because I wonder
is your body just going through such trauma as you
are racing that it matters what you put in your
body before. See my nutritionist was listening right now, and
my strength coach, you know, they would be like, oh God,
what's he gonna say. You know, for me, I try to,
you know, hydrate more than I have been. You know,

(13:15):
this year has definitely been a tick up and making
sure fully prepared mentally physically. Um, but usually we go
with some real chicken. Uh, some broccoli, asparagus, succhini, onions, whatever,
mashed potatoes. And if you've seen any conversations with with
Ocho Cinco where he's eating uh, you know McDonald's, which, hey,

(13:38):
McDonald's is good with me before before a game, before
a race. I've done that, and I've i've I've I've
felt good, So I'm okay with eating uh, eating like that?
Do you have or would you wear a diet? This
is a real question because I don't know. The answer
is yeah, do you wear a diaper? Is there no
in your suit? If you do have to pee? Do
you just let it rip? Uh? People have? Yeah? People have? UM.

(14:01):
I was always told that that if I ever went,
you know, to use the bathroom whatever it was, um,
that I had to be there to clean it out
the next day. And I don't want to plan that
up if you did. Would you ever, in any circumstance
get out of the car and go, okay, guys, I
gotta I'm gonna pull over real quick as you get
and then run to the bathroom and then run back
in the car. Has it ever happened? Only there's like

(14:22):
a serious red flag. Yeah that it's gonna be a
lengthy red flag, then yeah you can't. All right, I
have one final question. Bubba Wallace is on with us
as we are promoting the big Race and you guys
get tickets at Nashville Superspeedway dot com. The question that
I have if I ever jump on a trampoline and
I'm jumping on the trampoline, or and I get off
the trampoline and I walk, I still feel like I'm
jumping on the trampoline because of that same feeling. If

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you're driving around at crazy amounts of speed for so long,
do you drive yourself home after the race or do
you need someone to do that so you're still not
experiencing that I'll drive myself. It's like I get annoyed
at I'm a terrible ex driver. I feel like I'm
always say getting this thing, getting that land, go faster,
go slower, go and do this. So I drove myself

(15:06):
and you don't feel like do you still feel like
you need to race on your Like are you cutting
in an out of stuff and moving faster after a
race than you would on like a Tuesday at noon. Well,
if you've ever seen, If you ever experienced one of those,
you see a lot of people that are are ready
to get home after a race like this past one
from Texas. We all got home at two am, landed
at two am, and uh so we're just ready to

(15:29):
get back, and so you kind of pushed the speed
limits a little bit. All right, there he is, Bubba
wall Let's driving the number twenty three Twitter Camery and
he's out. He'll be out this weekend. You guys go
check him out. Um, it's everybody's back in the stands.
We're full up and appreciate it. Thank you for talking
with us. We're rooting for you man, all right, thank you, brother,
appreciate it. The latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two.

(15:56):
The lineup for the iHeartRadio Music Festival was announced. Kind
Tree artists that are performing Sam Hunt, Florida, Georgia Line,
Gabby Barrett, and Russell Dickerson. The show happens in Las
Vegas on September seventeenth and eighteenth. Tickets go on sale
June twenty fifth, ahead of Father's Day. This weekend, Thomas
Rhet and his dad Rhet Aikins release the song Things dads,

(16:17):
Do you think it's crazy? Boys sleep and just dream.
Maren Morris is all about soaking up the sun this summer.
I'm definitely excited to go and sit on a nice patio,

(16:41):
have a drink, maybe watch some fireworks for Fourth of
July this year. Yeah, all of the things. I feel like,
I'm just going to spend as much time as i
can outdoors because, yeah, I need some Vitamin D. I'm
Morgan number two. That's your skinny all. It's time for
the good news reflection. Reese Phase is a really good

(17:06):
cross country athlete, and she won the Gatorade Player of
the Year for the state of Rhode Island, and she
got a thousand dollars for that award. She's like, man,
with that thousand dollars, I could spend it, go buy
a new dress, but no, she went in and donated
to the local y MCA. Oh wow, man, how good
you have to be to win Gatorade Player of the
Year for a sport. I mean the football players are awesome.

(17:26):
Who win it? I imagine, let's box She ran cross country, right, yeah?
Do you ever gate in the competition for Gatorade Runner
of the Year. No, I never got Gatorade Athlete of
the Year, because I'll be honest with you, the top
two runners in the whole state. We're in my region.
They went. They went went first and second state, and
it was just like, Okay, well, don't even worry about
me over here. Is it easier to get it, like
a running scholarship than a football baseball scholarship? Probably? Absolutely.

(17:50):
I mean there's more people playing football than there are
running cross country. Let's be real. Did you ever think
about trying to run in college? I did think about
running in college. And this guy that would volunteer was like,
I guess an assistant coach at our school. He told me, listen,
you need to sit out college year and then we'll
get your scholarship. We'll just run for an entire year
and you'll get on scholarship. And I was like, hey, man,

(18:12):
I don't know. I think I kind of want to
party a little bit too, so I think I'm going
to go to college any party without college. He did
that for a lot of years out of college, It's true. Yeah,
And I was just a bad student, so I figured
that I want to concentrate on my studies. Hey, anyway,
what's her name? I gotta get Her name is Reese.
I'm gonna say phase. I don't know how to say
our last name, but that's we'll just go a phase Reese. Phase.

(18:33):
You're great. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. It's Eddie the oldest on our Show,
age forty two, versus Morgan number two, the youngest on
our Show, age twenty seven, answering trivia questions about each
other's generation. They get three questions each. Let's meet our
competitors at first. Heason data four, the spanic who don't panic? Yea,

(18:55):
he wears a smile for all to see. In three days,
he's walking from Westford, Genua, down to Tennessee. Producer Eddie
everybody his opponent. She runs our digital some saying she
resembles a young Dolly Parton. And when Eddie was in college,
she was in kindergarten. It's Moan number two. Wowy perspective

(19:18):
right there. Than all the score is Morgan too, Eddie one,
Here you go, Eddie, here are your three questions. And
Morgan probably knows the answer to mom question number one.
What actress played Mia the main character and the Princess Diaries.
That would be Anne Hathaway, that would be correct. That

(19:41):
crazy she has kind of the go to Princess Carol.
The line is butter a carb? Is a quote from
what movie? Here's a clip of the movie. Is butter
a carb? WHOA, That's not what I had in my mind?
Can we play that one more time? Sure? Is butter
a carb? Butter a carb? And at first I was thinking,

(20:05):
legally blonde is butter a carb? I'm gonna stick with
legally blonde. I don't think that's Riese Witherspoon, though legally
blonde is incorrect. Morgan, you can steal what movie had?
Is butter a carb? None other than mean girls? That's true?
She paused. I thought she didn't have it, and I

(20:25):
was like, what is that dramatic flair? Yeah? Adding the
drama to okay, good job, Eddie. The song leave get
Out was a number one pop song in two thousand
and four. What artists sang this song? I have no glue? Yeah,

(20:58):
I've never heard that song in my life. I haven't
get out right now. I mean, it's a group. It's
too late, and so I'm thinking like TLC or something,
but Tilse's way older, so I gotta think like oh okay, okay,
it just came to me. Pussycat dolls. Oh nice, come on? Incorrect? Oh, Morgan,
who's sang leave get out in two thousand and four?

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Jo Jojoe is correct? Eddie. You know, just because there
are multiple voices, that doesn't mean it's a group. Oh really, yeah, okay,
they can put her voice into it. It's crazy I
Technology Studios. Do you think that's the sixties when the
Eagles are cutting records? He's like, well they did it, lie,
there are multiple voices. Okay, the score is after that,
Morgan with two steals, she's up two to one. All right, Morgan,

(21:40):
you're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Pac Man the Arcade game
released a second female version of the game. What was
that called? Well, it's not pack woman, and it's not
pack female, pat girl, and doesn't sound right pack lady,

(22:08):
pack girl, pat pac Man, pac woman Girl, pack pack
do your answer, pat Girl, pat Girl? Incorrect, Eddie, She's
gonna kick herself. You're you're chasing the right trail. It's

(22:29):
missus pac Man, which, which, by the way, until we
talked about it, missus Man never hit me wrong. That's
weird because it's pac Man. Yeah, missus pac Man. But
that's right, Eddie, nice job, Thank you, Hey, Morgan. What
was the most popular television series of the nineteen eighties
that featured the characters Norm Sam and Diane. The most

(22:53):
popular television series of the nineteen eighties featured Norm Sam
and Diane. Oh, Three's Company. That's three's company. That's three people.
It's popular names and I think it was a woman
and two or two guys on them. Three's Company. Three's
Company was from the nineteen seventies. Eddie, can you steal? Yes?

(23:16):
I can it? That would be cheers always miss cheers
in the world today it takes everything you got it
something else in the start with Sometimes want to go
where everybody knows your name, and they're always like, okay,

(23:42):
I know that that little chorus line. Sometimes you want
to go where everybody knows your name. Give me a boot,
all right? Last one? We're ti Eddie three now, yeah,
I have to get this Morgan. In the film Big
Tom Hanks danced on what with his boss at work?

(24:07):
Is it a piano? It's a giant piano, right am?
I making that movie? A piano? Like keyboards, keys on
the floor. I don't know how like the exact terminology.
But like keys on the floor, a keyboard is your answer. Yeah,
I'll give it to you. Three questions rapid fire, Eddie

(24:28):
back in more against category. You're tied thirty three. Here
we go, Here we go. What's the name of the
Fox and Dora the Explorer? Oh, Julio incorrect, It's Swipers.
The Clovers and the Toros were names of what two
cheerleading teams? And what movie that would be? Uh? Oh
the Kristin Kristen dunce, the Clovers and the Toros. I

(24:49):
read it wrong, so let me just give you a second.
The Clovers and the Toros are the names of the
two cheerleading teams and what movie? Yeah? Yeah, oh, back
me up or hoop me up? But bring it on? Correct? Wow,
that just to And finally, what kind of food gave
Will Smith's character a crazy allergic reaction? And hitch peanuts? Incorrect?
It was shellfish at one point, Morgan. And what city

(25:11):
did Ferris Bueller's Day Off take place? New York City? Incorrect?
The answer Chicago, Roadhouse, Ghost and Dirty Dancing. We're all
movies starring what actor John Patrick's sleathy correct? For the
win on what sitcom. Did Kurt Cameron play Mike Siever cheers? Incorrect? Wow? Wow?

(25:36):
What do we have a tie? So there's one question
sudden death buzz in our names? Yeah? Each category? Okay,
here we go. Morgan's category. Phil of the Future was
a TV show on what network Disney? Correct? Eddie Boy,
you have to get this one. Or what was the
name of Uncle Jesse and Joey's Ragan Morgan? Uh? Time,

(26:00):
I don't even know. What was the name of Uncle
Jesse and Uncle Joey's radio show on Full House? Uh?
Good Morning San Francisco. Correct, that's Danny Tanner's TV show.
It was The Rush Hour Renegades. Morgan is the winner.
Claire's song Wow, take us two hours to get there?
Of a dant there A bride's wedding registry is going

(26:25):
viral because it demands that guests spend at least four
hundred bucks crazy quote, no exceptions, and she's asking for
things like and specifically floor tiles for the whole house.
Gucci purses a new car. This is person a new car.
Can you contribute to her car payment? Or well, here
you go. One posted this gift list on Facebook and

(26:47):
had all the luxury items. She also wants high class
paintings and decorations or minimally four hundred bucks in cash,
like she'll even take cash. She lists the store she
wants Bloomingdale's, Nordstrom, Calvinclan, Gucci, Whole Foods, sprout Out, and
she's maybe even jac pennylow sevennews dot com screenshot at
the post. Since it's become news, she's taken it down.

(27:11):
They hid her name on the post because they don't
want people attacking her, so they have the screenshot. But
she's either extremely rich or extremely out of touch or
being really funny and she really wasn't asking for this,
or what if she's extremely just going out on a
limb and seeing if people will buy stuff. I get
that too, Like that would be funny funny part, Yeah,

(27:34):
it's like, oh, let's see what we can get away
with here. I would think that she is being I
would think that she's pretty rich if I were assigning
one of these to someone, or she may not be rich,
but she wants all this stuff. So friends, though, if
you don't have friends that can afford your champagne, TA,
you don't ask your friends to buy your champagne. But
I thought that was pretty funny. If it's a joke.

(27:55):
She's laughing right now hysterically that it's got it's gone by.
But if it was a joke, she wouldn't have pulled
it down. Yeah, it's making me feel like it's not
a joke. You're right, who would put it? They want
a Gucci persse on? Like I felt bad for putting
a juicer up there, right, and Eddie bought that for
I got you? Didn't you jokingly scan a couch though,
just to see Yeah, and you can contribute to it.
Ain't nobody buying account. Here's the joke. Nobody took part

(28:17):
in that joke. Speaking of weddings, we have Elena and
Pennsylvania on the phone, so I need some world class advice.
World class. I know that you and Kaylin are planning
a wedding. I'm doing the name. We are actually in
the same stage right now doing the RSVP collecting those.
So I have two ants who are invited to the wedding.

(28:39):
One can't come. So the one that can come texted
us and asked us he can bring a friend to
the wedding, not even a date, but a friend? Is it?
Because she doesn't know anybody else at the wedding, I
think so. Yeah. Well, here's how I would justify making
this decision. My initial instinct is no, people can't just

(29:01):
bring their buddy. However, if another ant backed out and
you had planned to spend that money, I think, if
it helps make this other rant comfortable, you let her
bring someone so she's not sitting there uncomfortable going I
don't know anybody the whole time. That's what we thought too.
That's what we thought too. We were going back and
forth and we had already planned for one more person,
so if it was extra money, we didn't want to

(29:23):
do it, but we just needed some more class advice.
Since you're in the same boat we are. Yeah, again,
I would say, yep, if she's your aunt, you want
to make sure that she's taken care of. Especially if
she knew a hundred people there would be different. They'd
be like, Aunt Rose, why are you trying to bring
your cousin? Well, I guess that would be maybe your
own another family. Yeah, you get the point here. I
think you're doing the right thing. I think you let

(29:44):
her bring a plus one, especially if another ant's not
able to come. All right, thank you very much appreciate
the call. Bake fans, guys, seriously, congratulations to you and Caitlin,
super big fan of the show. Thank you. Congratulations to
you as well. It's it's it's an exciting time for
all those mic congratulations to Ray. Let's not forget Ray
seven months ago. Yeah, whatever Gradules is. To Morrigan, you
got a boyfriend she's not telling us about. It's a

(30:05):
whole thing, big news everywhere. There's a voicemail we got
late last night morning studio. I have an idea. Since
Eddie is carrying his love from West Virginia to Tennessee
in honor of Amy, Eddie should carry bird seed with
him and feed the birds along the way. Good luck Eddie. Okay,
I think there's something too you having to carry something
from all of us, Like one day you carry bird

(30:30):
seed for Amy because she is passionate about birds. Yeah,
and they'll probably come visit you and that will be fun. Yeah.
I'm trying to walk, guys. I don't want birds all
over and me getting in my way. We don't have
to like tape it to your skin. Okay, but I
think every day like I have something, Amy has something,
lunchbox has something, and Ray has something of the four
day Journey, and it's got a way less than a
pound of I'm gonna do this and every day you

(30:50):
have to do something with that what we give you
the show's love like like what like I don't know.
I just come up with a bit right now. Like
so I'm literally trying to beat time here and get
Eddie might be a walk in one hundred. If you're
walking and you throw seed like it's get it. But
if you're asking me to stop and feed birds and
play with him for a little bit, because this is
a distracting on my goals, let me have a little
meeting after the show today and we'll figure this out.

(31:10):
I like to Eddie starts walking. When you listen to
the show Monday next week, Eddie will be on the
road walking from West Virginia to Tennessee's gonna be crazy
days and days walking through the mountain, sometimes alone, sometimes alone,
sometimes at night, sometimes when it's Bear Bear thirty. I
was talking to Scooby. I think the first night, we're
gonna have to just go through the night, like we
maybe not all night, but we're gonna have to go

(31:31):
through darkness. So I'm a little scared next week on
the show That's happening, Man, I would be scared, really scared.
I'd be really don't worry. I'm gonna be packing. What
I'm saying. I want to have you carry sausages in
both your pockets too that the bears. Yeah, and your back.
Maybe that's your that's your thing that I have to carry. Yeah,
Eddie got killed by a bear's pile of stories. Okay,

(31:54):
so what's your favorite Girl Scout cookie? But thin minte? Sure?
And then I like them to be frozen or called old.
I don't need to be frozen. Frozen but all I'm
going to be cold. I'm the same with you on that.
And apparently there's a lot of boxes available for us
to buy because Girl Scouts were totally affected by the
pandemic and they have fifteen million boxes of unsold cookies.

(32:15):
You know, they weren't able to all set up their
traditional cookie boots and interact with a bunch of people,
so a lot of boxes didn't get sold. I didn't
even know they were for sale. Usually you know they're
for sale. Could you see a couple of people out
and they're like, oh, and it kind of you know,
reinstates the fact that it's Girl Scout time. Yeah, well,
officials are not asking people to buy boxes online through
its Hometown Heroes program, which will distribute cookies to healthcare

(32:35):
workers and first responders. So you can go to Girl
Scout Cookies dot org and buy cookies and then they'll
distribute them to other people. It will be fun. Maybe
next year, not this year's figure out what the record
is for most Girl Scout cookies sold by a single
Girl Scout and then make them where the ambassador and
then we just set a new record with them. Oh yeah,

(32:56):
and go, okay, we know the record. We pick a
Girl Scout dominator dominated Scoopa. Can you figure out what
that record is? Yeah, we talked to that girl, Lilli Bumpus.
I think it's like thirty two thousand boxes. We did
talk to Lilli Bumpus. I'd need to take her record
away from her. That would be a hilarious Is that
the record? Right? Uh? Does that mean cookies will be
a nickel if there's so many? No, I think they're

(33:18):
the same price. Which cookies were a nickel? What else? Okay?
So Chase Rice, you know he's wrote Cruise and he
really wanted the song to go to Luke Brian instead
of Florida Georgia Lyne. Now he co wrote it with
Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelly, but still they were like,
you know, Luke Brian should maybe do this, but Florida
Georgia Line ended up taking it. I think there were

(33:39):
like six riders on that song. Yeah, there's at one
time there was some controversy between those guys and they
were not getting along at all because I was playing
a charity softball game and I was on Chase Rice's
team for some reason, and he was talking about I'm
gonna fight those guys. I just remember that in my head.
They're good now. That was years ago, early after they
wrote Cruise, Yeah, because I don't know why, but he
was like, if I see those guys, maybe because they
ended up cutting it and he wanted it to go

(33:59):
to Bryan. No. I was already a massive hit by then,
but I don't know. Well, but they're obviously good now.
But I just remember him. Maybe he was kidding, but
I don't think so, because they were playing on the
other team at least one of them was. It's funny though,
I was like, oh, I like that this drama. I
just moved down. I was like, this is what happens.
Artists hit each other. This is cool. What else? Okay,
I got a list of things that do not belong

(34:20):
in your grown up bathroom. So if you're an adult,
you need to not have these things going on. Bobs,
I'm leaving. I'm walking out of the studio. Go ahead,
old worn out towels like freight edges, bleached spot keep. Yeah, okay,
that's we have. I have some of those in like
my little cabinet. You have matching towels. We have all
white okay, And so the only rule about our all

(34:40):
white towels you can't clean up dog pet with all
white towels because they stayed. We have dog We live
in dog pell and I don't want dog pee on
my body towel. Yeah, but they washed, Like I don't
care about that. I do, okay. Okay. A trash can
with no lid, we have one of those in the bathroom. Yeah,
if you're an adult, you're spos lid. Apparently Lufa's we're
not supposed to have those, well, yeah, because they contain

(35:01):
so much bacteria, and like, as adults, you should know
that Caitlin has a scrubbing glove. Does that count? Um?
I don't. I don't. I have no idea. It says
Lufa's here, but I would say it's probably in the
same category. But you use that, don't you use her glove?
I did, and I thought it was hilarious, But now
I have because she didn't like that. It's a thing.
So if you imagine like a handheld accordion, Oh right, yeah,

(35:22):
it's it's basically a scrubbing thing that it's in the
shape of a handheld accordion and you can like go
around your back with it and scrub your back. That's cool,
and it's hers, so it's mine. Okay, she bought that,
so I stopped using her golf Oh okay, I don't. Yeah.
I can't believe you rub scrub your body with something
that another verse it gets cleaned off in the shower.
I don't like it. Use the same soap bar, don't you. Yeah,

(35:42):
that's the difference. Got you with that one. Okay. So
last few things moldy shower curtains, so check those, and
then disposable one time use items. So they just say
that you need to be more eco friendly. Well, we
do have toilet paper. I guess besides that, all right,
I Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.

(36:06):
It's time for the good news. So these five teen
aragers were out on the beach and they were taking
a walk and they saw this house had smoke coming
from it and there was alarm going off and they're like, wait,
but why are Let's make sure everybody's okay. So they
go and they knock on the door. Nobody's there. Well,

(36:27):
they go inside the home and there's a ninety seven
year old woman that had no idea that her house
was on fire because she couldn't hear the alarm and
she was just a different part of the house, so
she didn't know there was smoke. Evidently, something with her
microwave caught fire. And shout out to one of the
teens for knowing that if there's an electrical fire, you're
not supposed to just throw a bunch of water on it.
I don't think I would know that me neither fire. Yeah,

(36:50):
so luckily he knew if it was coming from the microwave.
He unplugged the microwave to make sure that it wasn't
connected to an electrical outlet and then he put the
sink o that. So the elderly woman was taken to
the hospital and treated for smoke in eilation, but she's
returned home no injuries. So shout out to teenagers like
really paying attention and actually doing something. I've probably learned

(37:13):
that on TikTok. All right, there you go. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. It
is time for the investigative Morning Corny, where we see
if we can figure it out. It's three knuckleheads in
the room, Eddie, myself and lunchbox trying to figure out
the corny. Let's go with the investigative morning corny. Here
you go, morning. What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's butt?

(37:41):
St me some of the rocks. What happens when you
touch Dwayne Johnson's butt? Rock it rocks and butt talks,
but talks rocks. Do you smell what the rock is putting?
It's only when you that's funny, It's only when you
touch it. As I said to it, What happens when
you touch Duwayne Johnson's butt? What happens when you touch

(38:05):
a rock? It rolls, rocks rolls. You touch Dwayne Johnson's
butt you touch what happens touch the butt? Touch you
Yne Johnson's but it rocks but rock rock but rock top,
rock talk rock chock h rock top, rock bottom. What

(38:28):
if it's rock bottom? You hit rock, you hit rock bottom,
you hit rock, you hit rocks bottom. It's gotta be
rock bottom, you gotta be you hit rock bottom. Yes,
because he's the rock and his butt is the bottom.
You get it, I do. I was just saying stuff. Honestly,
you hit rock. But is that we're going with? You

(38:48):
hit rock bottom? Lunch box. That's the only answer it
can be. Okay, we have twenty seconds. Hey, don't forget
what this is our pre promotional time. Don't forget to
watch Breaking Bobby Bones because on Sunday night this week,
I'm driving the big RIGG in the second epis so
I haven't seen it yet. It's the eighteen wheeler and
I was in Chattanooga. I was driving on the highway
with people. Got my cdo is Tear's the most second
most terrifying one for me? First would be Grand Canyon,

(39:10):
Grand Canyon. I could have hurt somebody driving. I was
scared for everybody else. Nat Geo at ten ninth Central.
All right, there you go, let's go. Let's see what
the deal is here, morning, Corny. What happens when you
touch Dwayne Johnson's button? You hit rock bottom? Right, that's it.
What happens when you touched Dwayne Johnson's butt, You hit

(39:32):
rock bottom? Wow, man, we're good. I don't think that
was good. I think I just said words, honestly, But
we got it. We'll take you how we can get
getting good sometimes. Let's go clear eyes Heartski, thank you. Yeah,
we're funny, but we didn't write the joke, but I

(39:53):
mean we can get jokes like. That's pretty good. Got
this voicemail last night from Flow. I just wanted to
see that. I didn't think it was cool. What you
guys did you Eddie making him apologize for a show.
You guys were being such karrent about such a stupid
little thing. I mean, seriously, it's a show. Seriously, so
Eddie kind of ruined the end of a series we're

(40:15):
all watching, and you should never allude to, oh there's
a big twist. Oh you're never gonna guess, because what
Eddie said was you can watch all you want, You're
never gonna guess. So that means everybody I'm guessing, we
all watching, I know, is not the person, and so
it's okay. What's the point of a good mystery? A
mystery is like, oh, you think it's that person. But
if you would have done this on the undoing and
been like, well, it's somebody right in front of you, right,

(40:36):
I've never seen the undoing, or if it's somebody you'll
never guess, or if it's somebody that is not even
in the picture, we'd have been like, huh, look, I
thought about this yesterday and I've learned my lesson. Okay,
I'm sorry. I will not spoil movies ever again. Also,
just as a PSA, you never tell anyone oh the twist,
there's a crazy twist. Count okay, and so no twist.
And then definitely don't talk about the ending at all. Yes,

(40:58):
great ending, No, m okay, it's just so good. Love
the show. You say how good or bad it was,
so just say it was so good. You guys need
to watch this. And the spoiler rule is what ten
years Yeah, that's always say yeah. You can't really just
hop into it till the end of something unless it's
over ten years old. That's why we came on and
talk talk about old yell or being terri because that's
nineteen fifteen terrible. If we're got to complaints about that,

(41:20):
it is what it is. Yeah, don't watch it, Hey,
I do want to go over to the phones and
go to Minnesota and talk to Madison who is on
the phone. What I like, too, is I like to
feedback when we do an interview with someone, because sometimes
we get really good feedback. Sometimes we get feedback that
isn't so good. But I love to bring artists in.
And Madison, what do you want to say about an
interview we do with Old Dominion. I just wanted to

(41:41):
say I've been I was listening to it on a
podcast because I miss it and I am like almost
in tears listening to it because you can like hear
your passion for interviewing artists, and then you can you
can kind of tell me like you actually like like
who your favorites are. But that's all awesome and it
just reminds me like I love to listen to your

(42:05):
interview with John Mayer too, And I mean he even said,
like you asked the best question, and it's so fun
to hear somebody who like is in their element and
does what they do fact, and I just like wanting
to encourage you, like I think that you do fact.
I mean, you do tons of stuff really well. But
man like interviews, Well, I appreciate that's very kind of you.

(42:25):
I love Old Dominion. I think their music is a plus.
It's funny people can hear who I love, who I like,
or who I'm trying to learn more about. You know,
those are the three kinds of people I bring in
because if I don't like, I'm want to bring them
in at this point. You know, if it's like it's
like it's not my part. There's just some people you
don't jive with, and that's okay, that's life. But I
love Old Dominion. Brett Eldrich is going to be in

(42:46):
tomorrow and that's gonna be fantastic. Love Brett. And so
there are people that I really get pumped about coming
in because it's like, I know what I want you
to pull out of them. But yeah, thank you very much.
I appreciate that. That's that's about the best compliment you
could give me. So I feel good. You do ask
really good questions, Like sometimes it really dumb though, honestly sure,
but sometimes the dumbest questions are the good ones. Because
we were playing golf with Jordan Spieth or whatever, and

(43:07):
I remember you asked him a question and somebody that
was in our group goes, gosh, that's a great question.
You didn't hear him say that, but he's like, that's
a great question. I bet he's never been asked that.
I think I just wonder, like what people listening wonder,
more than like what a radio person wonders. Yeah, what's
your inspiration? And maybe you should clarify real quick while
you were golfing with Jordan Spiez. It's quite the Listen,

(43:29):
I'm very cool. There's another Tuesday, you know what I mean. Yeah,
of course, Okay, listen. I thank you for that call
that as an excellent compliment. I appreciate that. And Brett
Elders just tomorrow about this time on the phone right
now is professional cuddler Keiley. Shoot, Keila. Let me say,
I'm very excited to talk to you. Thank you for

(43:51):
joining our radio program this morning. Thank you so much
for having me on the show. I'm so excited to
chat with you now. There's a lot of curiosity in
me about what service as you provide as a professional cuddler.
So just like lay it out to me, Like I
meet you and I'm like, hey, what do you do
for a living? Like, tell me what you do? So
human touch the need is just as much of a

(44:12):
human need as water, as air, as anything else that
we would need for sustenance and for healthy lives. So
what I do is I provide a safe, structured environment
for people to access platonic touch to help with symptoms
of depression and anxiety, to help with loneliness and staving
off touch deprivation. That's kind of pandemic in our culture,

(44:35):
beyond the other pandemic that we do with. And so
when you started to get in this line of work,
did people look at you and go, huh, a cuddlest
I can't believe that you'd actually try to make money
doing that. Absolutely. I've been doing this work for about
six years now and that has very commonly been the
reaction from people. And it's a shame because I think

(44:55):
that it's so universally needed, but people don't necessarily know
that they need it. I read too that you charge
one hundred dollars per hour. Now, is that is that
the high high dollar client or is that just normal?
You're gonna go cuddle for one hundred bucks an hour?
The industry standard is about eighty bucks. And then the
more experience and the more certifications that you have, the

(45:18):
higher that rate goes. But also if you put it
in line with traditional talk therapies, with traditional license counseling,
it's about on par do you walk cuddling also talk?
Is there anything off limits to talk about? I'm just
trying to imagine what we would do if I paid
you to come cuddle. Yeah, absolutely so, yes, talking is

(45:40):
certainly an option. One of the things that's not understood
necessarily in the name right professional cuddler, You wouldn't know.
There's also a whole lot of boundaries and consent education
that goes on. We work on getting people to sometimes
process trauma, so we're talking about a lot of stuff.
It can be a really casual fun just like nurturing environment,

(46:00):
and it can also be pretty intense therapeutic practice on
with us now cuddlist Keiley Shop and it sounds like
you're on an airplane now when you're talking about cuddling
out loud, do you think are people like looking at
you going, what is she talking about? She's a professional cuddler. Yeah,
I'm getting enough an airplane in LXX right now and
I'm looking at him. No one's really giving me a
side eye, but they're also probably being polite. So, as

(46:24):
a professional cuddler, do you ever get creeps? They hit
you up and like hey, I want to cuddle, you know,
and then they sound like a weird emoji. That is
a great question, and you know the word creeps is
pretty loaded. So what I will say is there are
some people who don't necessarily understand the therapeutic service that
I've provided are looking for something else. What I tend
to do with those people is have a conversation. All
potential clients get a screening call, and if they are

(46:47):
looking for something I provide, I first validate that need
and desire in them, say that it's normal and human
and I'm just not the right place to necessarily get
that needs met. So it's like, if you were going
to a cardiologist and asking them to help treat cancer,
you can need to go to an on calle just
for that, No disrespect, no shame, just a different specialty.
So if someone says I need to cuddle, will you

(47:09):
travel to them or do they come to your space?
I typically host um traveling incurs a travelty, and so
it's just a bit more cost effective and more convenient
for me to be able to host in my space.
I can also I've got a cuddle studio, so it
is an environment that's already catered. When people go to
like their homes or whatnot, You've got all your stresses
of your life in that space. You've got your your dogs,

(47:32):
or you're piled up mail, whatever it is. There's lots
a destruction. So I can create a way more choosing
in specific environment. If you guys want to see what
Keiley's all about at Chicago Cuddle Therapy or Keiley shoot
dot com or shout? Is it shoup or shot? How
do you say your last name? Keeley? Shoot? You gotta right? Okay?
So Shoup Keiley shoot dot com. So you're part of

(47:53):
this part of this dumb question. But because I've never
heard of anyone doing this? Are you rich? Is this?
Are you poor? Like? Are you able to support yourself? Like?
What kind of livestock can you live being a professional cuddler? Yeah,
I totally appreciate the question. I don't believe that I
am rich. I live in Chicago. I'm able to like
live in the city in a place that I share

(48:14):
with my partner, and so I live comfortably in middle class.
I suppose your partner did they care that you cuddle
other folks? Are they like you must have learned that
cuddling someone else? I don't know, is it does that
affect a relationship at all? No, it doesn't. They they're
very proud and appreciative of the therapeutic work I do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

(48:35):
like my mind's a little blown right now that because
I'm sure this is needed. I mean, she went to
college at Ball State, Is that correct? Yeah, exactly. Right
after Ball State, I went to Chicago and I was
working at a mortgage company when I found out about
cut Lists and the great working to do and got
a certification program. The training program is super quality from
Cutta Lists and yeah, so it was a very different

(49:00):
the avenue that I took my life down from where
I started. Mayby have any questions for the professional cuddlest Yeah,
I mean, well, first I was worried about your safety
at times. But if they're coming to you, then I
guess that helps. But if you ever had to end
a session because someone like you just got awkward or weird,
and you're like, oh, okay, we got to stop cuttling.
You need to leave. Yeah, in the six years I've

(49:20):
been doing it, that has happened maybe three times, and
all that is, and I never felt that I was
in any physical danger or there are some people who
did not get it, just didn't get that it's therapeutic
and that's the point of it. And so before it
went any further, I said, you know, let's stop. I
don't want to waste your time anymore, and I certainly

(49:42):
don't want my time wasted. We're gonna go ahead and end.
You can get a refund. Let's just end this. Well,
that was all it was. What about tickling on or
off limits? It depends. So I hate surprise tickling. That's
not a thing I enjoy. However, if it's something that
someone so I have had clients who want to play
and like really be in this state of like think

(50:04):
about a little kid playing and so in that mindset,
I can kind of get my head wrapped around it
and be okay with it. But I like I have
to be in the mindset. I guess if a married couple, right,
if it's the guy, I'm just gonna a hypothetical here.
If the guy who's married comes in and goes, hey,
I need to pay you to cuddle with me, does
the wife feel like why why do you have to

(50:25):
go to someone to cuddle like, I'm right here. Does
that situation never happen? It absolutely does. And one thing
I love is that I've got several clients with spouses
who send their spouses like send them to me. They're like, no,
no, no no, no, I don't need as much touch as
you are. As you do. My love language is like
they acts of service or it's quality time and you

(50:46):
are too snugly and huggy and touchy for me. Go
be clinging with someone else and then you can come
home and we can have this really full, fulfilled and
happy relationship. Or you're getting your needs met and I
don't have to do it, dude. And again part of
my dumb question here, because I just this is all
new me. Do people ever come and feel like they're
like want to be a baby, Like there's something happened
when they were a baby and they're like wanting to

(51:07):
be a baby, And it's like rocked yeah, like like
treat me like a low boo boo baby and like
burt me. And is that ever a thing? Okay, so
not quite in the way that you're talking about. There
is such a thing as like age regression therapy, and
that just simply deals with everyone has a young part
of themselves. It is simply a part of our personalities

(51:31):
that are still fairly young or that remembers those nurturing,
loving feelings when we were kids. And some people want
to go and sometimes heal some of their childhood wounds,
and so we will do a little bit of age regressions.
But there isn't any burping involved. There's no diapers involved,
none of the more extreme things that people like think
about when they think about that. I've read stories, I've

(51:54):
read like children's books to clients before because that was
a really therapy, like really comforting experience, like you hit
him with some burnsteen bears right in the middle of it.
And yeah, yeah, well clip for the big red dog
for sure. Okay. So when I used to wait tables,
I ate so much chicken that when I got home,
I don't want to eat any more chicken because there

(52:14):
was always extra chicken at the end of the night.
So they were like, hey, we have chicken if you
want to eat it, before you go eat the chicken,
and so I was burnt of chicken. Now do you
get burnt of cuddling when you go home? You don't
want to cuddle because you've been cuddling all day at work? Never,
not once? Okay, I have an infinite capacity capacity for cuddles.

(52:35):
I might need like sleep and to do other things,
but no, I pretty much always want to snuggle, and
I think not that's not true for everyone, right, But
that's one of the reasons why I'm suited for this,
because I swag and love it. She is a cuddlest,
a professional cuddlest Keiley Shoop. You can follow her on
Instagram or just go see what she's all about at
Chicago Cuddle Therapy Keiley Shoop dot com. We have a

(52:58):
guy in the show name Lunchbox, sitting back. He cannot
believe this is even a thing. He's I'm gonna let
him ask one question. I don't know what he's gonna
ask and if it's inappropriate to just say, hey, I
don't want to answer that, Keiley, and I give you
full full sound good, Okay, do they just want to
let you know, I don't know what's coming. Okay, Lunchbox,
you get one question. I want to know what you
wear when you're cuddling. That's a good question. Yeah, no,

(53:22):
totally fair question. I typically wear like yoga pants or
some like sweatpants or something comfortable depending on the temperature.
And a T shirt. There is a minimum of like
outerwear shorts like basketball shorts, not boxers or and a
thick strap tanked up. That's the minimum requires of both participants.

(53:42):
Do you spoon or you big spoon at That's a
great question and I love it so either. And one
of my favorite things is that a lot of times
guys will come in have a session and they've never
band a little spoon, and a lot of them are
really surprised to find out how really comforting and like

(54:04):
kind of lovely it is to be the little spoon.
You give them the opportunity and that's awesome. Yeah. I
love a little spoon live, so I fully appreciate that.
All right, Well, listen, this has been quite eye opening
to me. Yeah, Lunchbox, we already gave you one. So
she she's in the AIRPI don't Okay, real quick. Do
you cuddle in the bed under the covers? How does

(54:24):
it work? Oh? I typically do not cuddle in bet
so my Cuddle Studio has this lovely gigantic couch and
I've got a lot of um like a futon mattress
laid out, so it's really lovely, but it's not a
bed just because of the association. For people, it's kind
of hard to get your mind out of the like
preconceived notion of what that means, right, and is it

(54:46):
like to when you go get a massage where they
picked the music and it's like wow, or do they
get to pick like their own heart radio playlist? So
either or I can provide music. But one of the
my favorite things there's some clients will actually create or
curate their own playlist based on the mood they want,
the emotions they want to feel, the vibe that they

(55:06):
want to set, and that can be really cool. They oh, sorry,
well we're out of time. She's real quick, Amy, Well
did they ever start crying? Yes, all the time. Allur
emotions are welcome in sessions. People cry like all the time.
There she is a fascinating interview. Here can I come
with cuttless Kiely Shoot follow her at Chicago Cuttle Therapy.

(55:27):
Keiley shoot dot com one hundred bucks an hour? Did
you fly to LA to cuddle for having me? Oh? Yeah,
of course did you fly to LA to cuddle? I
am flying La to both have fun and to work. Yes,
all right, thank you Keily, have a wonderful day. Thank
you so much. Right byebye, and listen, here's the thing, right,

(55:48):
I also acknowledge that's really weird. It is right like
to me I hear this, I'm like, wow, I can't
lease some make one hundred bucks cuddling, but apparently people
some people need that. It sounds legit like I was
hearing it as like, oh, this is kind of intimate. Yeah, weird,
and like why would someone do that? But I can see,
based on what she was saying, how it can be
therapeutic for some And it sounds like she has healthy

(56:09):
boundaries with it, and there's rules and guidelines and people
can't get carried away or they'll be asked to leave.
I feel like you need security there all the time watching, Yeah,
like you need somebody else standing right over the top
of you, going herb are you doing that? Yeah? And
it also sounds like she's not the only one doing it.
Like she went to school for there's an industry standard.
She's a certified cuddlest Yesterday, Morgan came to us and

(56:30):
said she accidentally stole paper towels when she left the
grocery store. She even realized it was on that bottom shelf.
So innocent mistake. We all agreed, right, yeah, in a mistake.
And so and I think that happens too. I've probably
done a little water because you know how you put
like a case of water to bottom. Yeah, And so
we gave her a couple of options. So one of
the options was go back as a bit and recorded in.

(56:52):
Lunchbox took her back, and he played the role of
the upset and concerned father and they went back because daddy,
he was like, my kids did this once with like
em and you went back and told them my son
told him what he did, and they made him pay
for it. Yeah. But what's weird is like, because you're
listening on the radio and you don't know, everybody looks
like maybe like Morgan is definitely younger than Lunchbox that

(57:14):
they for sure looked like they could date if they
wanted to. And now he's her daddy. What's the age
difference between you guys, thirty nine or twelve years now?
Frame reference. My mom got pregnant me she was fifteen,
so okay, so could she could but super young? But yes,

(57:35):
but still you're right, it doesn't look definitely like if
you're the employee at the grocery store, you're like, what
is all? Right? Here we go? This is them going
to the to the grocery store. Morgan, here, she's been
a bad, bad girl. Tell her embary, sweet, I walked
down to the grocery store with these on the bottom

(57:55):
and for them. She didn't pay for them, so she
stole them. As her father, I thought about putting her
over the knee and spanking her, honey, but don't be
so mean. She goes off to college, she comes back
next thing. I know she's steal on things. That's not
the way I rags her. I'm really sorry. I'm so

(58:16):
so like we next hand, we're not gonna walk up
and go we can pay your time? Okay, yeah, so
she needs to pay you for them, right? Thank you?
Do we need to call the authorities rightthing? No, we don't.
Should ground her for now? Give a break this time Okay,
what about one spanking? No, and that's how you had

(58:41):
to him for your mistakes, young lady. It's also got
kind of creepy, like creepier than I thought. Multiple times.
I'm right, Morgan, you paid for him. I did pay
for them, and I couldnot stop like second hand embarrassment.
When he kept saying that. I was like, I genuinely
felt like, here's my dad in that moment. I was
so embarrassed and you were about to get spank Did

(59:03):
it hurt your feelings and all that? They thought you
could have been her dad? Like yeah, let's be honest.
I was like, you're supposed to be, Like, there's no
way you're her dad. You're no way your dad. But
the lad was just like, oh, good job dad, Like
oh god, yeah. I didn't feel any of that, but
I didn't feel any pushback whatsoever. And I was like, ah, man,
I look that old Oregan. You feel good though you

(59:23):
paid for it, You're good. Yes, I feel good. I
don't have to feel bad anymore. And we got a
good radio bit out. But Lunchbox also runs into the
nicest people. Yeah, I mean he knows how to him. Yeah,
I mean work in the grocery store. I mean, it's lucky.

(59:44):
It's time for the good news. Good Chef Liam works
at a restaurant. He rides his bike to work every
single day. That's his only means of transportation. And he
goes to work one day in the bike and after
a shift, comes back out and the bike is stolen.
So he's frustrated, he's mad, gets on Facebook, tells the

(01:00:04):
whole story. Well, a stranger reads the Facebook post and says,
you know what, this reminds me a lot. When I
was a kid. I saved so much money when I
got my first bike that I rode to work all
all the time. And he got stolen too. So I'm
going to buy this guy a new bike. And he did.
Complete stranger bought a new bike. He said it was
better than the one that was stolen, and gave it
to the chef. Hewes he just heard the story. He
just saw it on Facebook and said that reminds me

(01:00:26):
of my childhood. So I'm gonna get this guy a
bike too. How come everybody I run into on Facebook
that I don't know where, mean, all they have is
bad comments. Yeah, this guy's that we're buying people's bikes like,
I go over it ain't good for me ourb team
Facebook page. True, although I did see they have like
a tip jar going over there where they're like, hey,

(01:00:47):
we're running the page pay us. Oh oh really? I
think I know that someone had sent a link going hey, yuh,
we don't know what's listen. I don't know what's going on.
I don't know that page. I just go over to Hey, Morgan,
can you look over there at some point and see
how you see if it's there any Shenanigans or not.
I know they do something called the Dollar Club, and
I think that's legit. Yeah, I think it's all legit. Actually,

(01:01:08):
but let me ask Morgan Morgan, what do you think? Yeah?
I think it all is like it's all based on
just donations. That tip jar that I looked into is
just like them saying, hey, if you feel inclined that
we run this page for you guys and everything, even
though we have families and stuff you can donate, they don't,
you know, yeah, and as long as they're not like, hey,
we're giving it to sick kids and then they go

(01:01:29):
except as five yes, and then the Dollar Club. Um.
From what I know, i've seen them post the screenshots
of when they make those donations and where they go
and stuff. So nothing to me looks sketchy at all.
But I got hit up by a listener too, and
I don't see anything. It's the same listener then that
tattle telling on them. I think. So maybe they were

(01:01:51):
They weren't let in because they weren't positive and nice.
I love the kind because you have to take an
oath to do that to join. It's some like that.
When you're like submitting to join the page and they're
approving you, you have to say, you know, I promise
to be kind and positive. Did the person's names start
with the letter L Yes, yeah, okay, there's a Tattletale

(01:02:15):
team Tattletale oh yeah, and they went like all the
way up to our HR. I'm getting emails from HR now,
oh wow. Oh man, Yeah, we don't on the page. Yeah,
and just something positive about it. The Dollar Club they get,
so it's a way for them to rally and make
a difference. But with you know, each person just having
to commit to a dollar and they pick a different

(01:02:36):
member of the show each month to donate the cause
that the member likes. So that's cool. Yeah. Anyways, the
b Team. I still root for that page to grow.
Good John Team, good job. All right, thank you Morgan,
and thank you Eddie. Yes, that's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. On the phone. Is
Travis in Indiana? Travis, Welcome to the Bobby Bones Show.

(01:02:57):
What's going on in going you? Morning? Hey? I had
a question for Eddie. Um, I was wondering if there
was any update on the jingle for the Yeah, you
wrote a jingle for a candy bar company. Whatever happened
with that? Yeah? It was called whosi what's it? And

(01:03:18):
they basically said that they were working on some kind
of thing with the corporate office and then they'd get
back to me, and then crickets never got back to nothing.
Oh man, it was so good. Hey, speaking of crickets,
you know we're got tomorrow we're gonna eat this chocover cicadas.
I say, crickets, Hey, Scoob, will you bring those in? No? No,
they're here. Anytime you even say it. I like, there's
a we have a glass jar of cicadas and or chocolate.

(01:03:42):
Oh you have to shake that. Oh oh, so here
they are? How big is that? I was expecting? I
thought it was going to be like a little tiny
piece of chocolate, and it's like you get like a leg.
I think it's the whole bug. It's the whole bug
inside of a chocolate. Oh. Okay, so they're here. Oh

(01:04:02):
there they are chocolate covered cicadas. What was that smelling?
I hate dark chocolate, and it smells like dark chocolate,
so it's probably good to you guys. That smells good.
But here they are chocolate covered cicadas. Tomorrow we do
the dance party around this time tomorrow. But right after
the dance party, we'll eat the cicadas. We'll spin the
wheel and someone has to eat a chococovered cicada. Do

(01:04:23):
you know the work we've been through to get the
cicada's kids? If you knew the work, you'd respect it.
It's like a parent telling the kid, you know, you
don't know what it's like. And you're on the wheel too,
right of course. I'm on the wheel all right, making
sure of course. And we'll do it where we pull
someone off. Oh no, it spins a lot. It's yourself. Yes,

(01:04:46):
tomorrow morning, chocolate covered cicadas to one person on the show,
Thank you, thank you. Let's go over and do the
news Bobby's stories, Well, you try to get a smooth chin.
That didn't really happen. A California man has what he
thought was razor rash after a shaver mix up resulted
in his face getting a flesh eating bacteria. Oh my gosh.

(01:05:10):
His disfiguring fiasco first came to light in April, but
he really hasn't told the whole story. He said he
got deep sores on his chin and jaw line twenty
four years old. He said, I use my roommates razor
to shave off some stubble, and then it just got bad.
And then an upper respiratory infection happened, and then chin
broke out. His chin broke out on bumps, went to

(01:05:31):
a doctor, antibiotics, nothing, It just continued to get worse
and worse. His sores got bigger and started to balloon
inside of his beard. They tested him for everything, COVID
strepped throat negative, negative negative, until then it ends up
being a flesh eating bacteria, an antibiotic resistant staff infection
that was on that razor, that was on that razor

(01:05:52):
of the person he didn't know. Okay, well, but how
come that person didn't know have that onto their face.
Maybe their body isn't everybody. Everybody's different reactions to different things.
He didn't want his flesh. He could have been resistant
to it. Yeah, weird. That makes me wonder how many
things am I resistant too that I've like been directly
exposed to because we don't know. Yeah, we never know. Yeah,

(01:06:13):
I got you first of all. Also, we're usual roommates, Razor,
I'd never do that. Yeah, disgusting. So here's a story
about a family cat. The family cat was cremated, and
then the family was shocked because the cat then walks
up to the front door. Oh no, oh, no, Frankie.
The cat is sixteen years old. He did not come
home and made nineteenth. The fifth Simmons family went searching

(01:06:35):
for him, and they found on the cat on the
side of the road looked exactly like Franky. They couldn't
tell one hundred percent because of the injuries to the
cat because it was hit by a car, and so
the chip couldn't be scanned because again it was hit
by a car. They loved him. They cremated him. His
ashes sat by the bed of his seven year old owner,
who felt like war. And so then one day they

(01:06:57):
heard something at the door and it was Frankie. Frankie
was alive. They don't know whose cat it was. They
get hit by a car and they cremated. Wow, well,
so I thought, was at the door? Crazy? You think
your cat's dad and is alive? First thing I would
do those gotta go look in that jar to make
sure that ashes didn't come back boys story style like
it's empty. Yeah. I walked out of the room and
all of a sudden, what he's talking? That sounds crazy.

(01:07:22):
Here's a question for you, and I'll read you the story.
Then I have a question I was wondering last night
to myself. Michael Jackson's Billy Jean has crossed the one
billion mark on YouTube. It's the third song from the
eighties to achieve this. It's the first eighties video from
a solo artist to achieve this. First question is the
other two videos from the eighties? Are bands that have

(01:07:42):
that have a billion views? Can you guess out of
one of them? Oh? One of them is a rock
band from the eighties. What kind of rock? Like? Eighties
rock like Eddie? Who do you thinks the most iconic
band of the eighties of the eighties rock and roll.
You'll get this, Um give me guns n' roses. That's correct,

(01:08:04):
And what song would it be? Sweet child? There you go. Yeah.
The other one is a video that is a video video,
and people think it's cool because it's kind of drawn
and pencil. A lot of it is can you name
that video? M no clue? I know, I know you
wouldn't not. I thought Eddie might know it. No, I'm not.
Nothing's coming to mind. Here's the club. It's take on me, okay,

(01:08:27):
But Michael Jackson's the first solo artist. The question is
it okay to like Michael Jackson again? Oh? I know.
I have this conversation a lot. Actually, I've had it
twice in the last week, once with my brother and
once with our friend Mary, Like we were just, yeah,
we're talking about how we listen to Michael Jackson. It's like, oh,
sometimes we feel guilty, but it's so good. Well, and also,
he's never convicted of it. No, that is a good point.

(01:08:47):
I lost a civil case, right, but I don't think
he was ever convicted. And I think it's okay to
separate the art from the artist. Sometimes you're not gonna
hear me. Muffin Kelly out publicly. Well that's true, but yeah,
I actually went to jail for se I don't know
my answers, I don't know, but man, he made some jams.
Yeah he did. What's in your heart though, like, what

(01:09:09):
do you are? You not listening to him for a reason.
I don't really chase it anyway. But for example, Caitlin
and I were in right us up Tulsa and we
went to like an on the border, you know that restaurant? Yeah,
and so they have these this little band of doctors play.
It's like a little cover band. It's all doctors from
around the area playing, and they're playing a Michael Jacket.
They're playing uhum, I want to love you, pretty young thing.

(01:09:31):
And we're like, oh, should we go dance or we
feel bad about it? We thought about it and we
went and danced. Okay, see good. I guess my heart
takes me to that. Will you play Michael Jackson at
your wedding? Because I mean, if they do, I won't
stop them. Okay, I want to love you, pretty young thing? Yea,
Actually I'll smile. Probably I won't request it, but I

(01:09:52):
think I'll dance to it. So Billy Jean hits one
billion on YouTube and those are your big stories. Thank
you story. Earlier in the show, we had a professional
cuddler on. She makes a hundred bucks an hour cuddling
with people. She sounds professional, very therapeutic reasons. She said.

(01:10:14):
Her instagram is Chicago Cuddle Therapy if you want to
see what she looks like or follow her. But it's
just wild that that's her career. She brings people to
her office and cuddles them. It feels a little weird
to me, but that's okay. Some things just seem weird
to me. So she's on and the guys get on
their laptops and they see that they can find cuddlers

(01:10:36):
here in town. So what do you have them with
a lunchbox? There are oh my gosh, there are cuddlers.
And it says you just call them up and they
come to you, and it's cuddle buddies. It's cuddle buddies.
They have restrictions on that. I don't see it, just
because I don't want to call a cuddle buddy and
it ends up being a cuddy. I want to call up. No,

(01:10:57):
not that music. If we call it cuddle buddy, I
need it to be legit is I don't need to
CoP's book Kicking the Door Down, Going Prostitution Bust. Because
there was like a slogan on that website for a
friend Yeah, we'll find you a cuddle buddy, so you
can start a friendship based on cuddling without any expectations
of something more. And it was featured in the Wall

(01:11:18):
Street Journal, Fox, Yahoo Vice, so it's legit, okay. And
it has latest cuddlers and it has pictures of the
people that have been cuddling on the website, so it
seems really legit. So here's what I suggests. Once Eddie
gets back from his walk, which he does next week.
You guys don't want to do it next week, Okay,
we bring in a cuddler, We spin the wheel and

(01:11:42):
whomever loses has to cuddle for thirty minutes on the floor.
That's terrible, but we do it in the studio. Yeah, okay, yeah,
in the studio. You have a microphone in your hand. What. Yeah,
it's a it's a four step process. You sign up
for free and under thirty seconds you search for the
nearest cuddle buddy. Then you message and without having to explain,
they get it. You meet up and cuddle without it

(01:12:04):
progressing the more it it's that easy. Guys under thirty
seconds and we can cuddle. This one doesn't sound as therapeutic.
It has to know it is. It's has told it.
We can't bring a guy in here, right, What do
you mean? You know? Because it won't be comfortable for
the girl. So now if it lands on you, Caitlin's
gonna be cool with you. The girl's not comfortable for us.

(01:12:25):
I'm only cuddling a girl. I am only cuddling a girl.
I will watch your romantic eddie. Well, well, my wife
think it's I need some cuddling. It's a professional help
your researches for us. Yes, yeah, I'm lit in to
it a little bit. I think I'm gonna use the
cyite called cuddless. It seems a little it seems pretty professional. Oh,
you're going against my people. I'm trying to get it
for free. If I can't get it for free, and
I'll put on the company card. What's the hourly rate

(01:12:47):
we have to pay for this? It was I saw
one that was seventy five, one that was one hundred something. Yeah,
you pay for the good stuff. Yeah, we're not messing
around I think you get what you paid for this situation. Okay,
we'll get that big going all right, cool, Well, somebody
will cuttle here on the ground in the studio for
an hour on the show. You just went from thirty
minutes to an hour, you know, Defensive the lands on

(01:13:10):
Me Your Night. There's a story about a guy Walgreens
who goes in and he has a trash bag and
he fills it with a bunch of stuff he wants
to steal, and then he just steals it San Francisco
and rides off on a bike with a bunch of
stolen stuff from Walgreens, and everybody let him do it,
even the security let him do it because you don't
stop a stealer, apparently, because there are so many rules
now about if somebody's got something, you just gotta let

(01:13:32):
him go, which I guess is different than what it
used to be back in the day, because I was
talking to Scuba Steve, who used to work as a
security guard and in loss prevention, and he was like, man,
I used to do it all the time, Scuba. Where
did you do security work in loss prevention? Many different places,
but my main spot was Abercrombie and Fitch right there
in the heart of San Francisco. So what was your

(01:13:54):
job as security in Abercrombie. So my job was to
a few different things. One be by the exit door
to you know, basically greet people and kind of give
them that fear of if you steal, I'm here. And
if someone leaves a store, it's my job to follow them.
If they have product, their merchandise, you're supposed to leave.
You were chasing them out of the store. Yeah, I

(01:14:14):
mean you weren't supposed to, but we did it anyways,
just for the thrill and because if you're stealing, you know,
screw you bring back the product. When you hear the
story about the guy who goes into Walgreens and it
says here Walgreens employees are taught not to confront shoppers
or shoplifters, excuse me, how does that make you feel?
As a former loss prevention guy, that's pretty lame. I mean,
even if it is the rule and the law, I
feel like inside you, as a person, you should try

(01:14:36):
to stop that. I mean, they're in your store, that's
your private establishment. You should stop that person. Did you
ever have to go after anyone? Oh? Yeah, a few times.
One in particular, we had this group of people that
would come through. They call them Skittles because they'd be
wearing a bunch of stolen merchandise that was different colors,
like the Skittles rainbow. And they came through. We knew
they were coming, like, okay, here they are, we see them.
They got the bags lined with tinfoil. They weren't known

(01:14:58):
to be thieves. Yes, they were known because they go
to a bunch of different spots in the area. So
there was like an apb out like if you see
these people be aware of their shoplifters. What's the foil
dude to the alarm? Yeah, it kind of It kind
of stops the alarm, so that way they can get
out undetected. But we knew Steve just shared with everybody
at my bad. So they put foil on their bags. Yes,

(01:15:21):
I saw it. Immediately saw it like listening in the
sun as they came through shining, I knew, okay, here
they are. And I saw the different sweatshirts. These are
the Skittle bandits, And then my blood pressure went up.
I was so nervous. I knew this was the moment
that they came to our store. So that they were
shopping looking around, and all of a sudden, I see
one girl just swipe one of the tables and put
like fifteen different Abercrombie sweatshirts into a bag and then

(01:15:44):
kind of gave like a signal and started going for
the door that I was standing at. So I radio,
you know the person in the boot you had a
radio as the security guy at Abercrombie. Oh yeah, did
you have to have your shirt off? Because I always
talk to ABCROSI have their shirt off, Like, yeah, that
wasn't you right. I didn't do my shirt off, Okay,
I had clothing, um, but and so I saw it
was happening. So radio the girl in the in the

(01:16:05):
booth with the camera and say, hey, start recording. They're
about to leave. They're about to leave, and what you're
supposed to do was, you know, confront them and stop
them before they exit the store. I did that. They
weren't having it. They started to book at three of
these girls started running, and I was like, well, I'm
gonna go for it. So I run out there on
Market Street. If anyone's listening, it's familiar with that. It's
a very populated tourist area. Jumped right out there on
Market Street, and then one of the girls started to

(01:16:27):
get away, and so I just kind of leapt for
her like I was, you know, sliding into first base,
and I got her and I tackled her, and then
I got her friend with my right arm and I
pulled him to the ground and I radio the other
girl and she was like right behind me with heap
back up here, step down. Yes, I got two of
the three skittles and um, and so the other girl

(01:16:47):
had to come and arrest them, and then we brought
them in and waited for the cops to show up,
and they got arrested. And you never got in trouble,
never got in trouble. And now did they commend to you,
not in getting like a ward or key to the
city or anything. I feel like I should have got it,
but but yeah, it was. It was a big capture.
They didn't fire you though. I didn't get fired. No,
I ended up leaving eventually to go back in a radio.
But yeah, it was. It was a big day. Did
it feel awesome as you're diving and you make contact

(01:17:10):
and grab him pull like, we're like yeah, yeah. As
a kid who always want to be in the FBI.
I was like, yes, this is my moment. This was
a This was absolutely amazing. Did the merch all get
back like they didn't get away with anything? Or was
the one girl who got away was the one with
with that merch No I got I got a lot
of the merch because they also put some stuff in
their in their actual clothing, so we got a lot
of that merchandise back. Dang that. I bet that newspaper

(01:17:31):
headline the next day was Skittles band it's apprehended, Steve,
there's two fists in the air. Well, since you never
heard it from the Abercrombie corporate office, you hear it
from us. Nice job. Wow, that's an amazing story. Basically,
tell me something good right there? Yeah, show down, Sorry day.

(01:17:52):
This story comes with us from lock Haven, Pennsylvania. A
twenty year old man was upset earlier in the week
his drugs had been confiscated by police. He's like, huh,
how am I going to get him back? He went
downtown the middle of the night, broke you into city
Hall trying to find his drugs and they got him. Yeah,
because oh in the act in the building set off

(01:18:13):
numerous alarms. He was arrested. And yeah, sometimes though you
can't tell when it's a police station or a city hall.
Like some buildings are a little tricky, So I might
have stolen my drugs too. I don't do other than
the sign that says city hall metro police. Sometimes it
doesn't quite look like a police station. Okay, that's it.

(01:18:34):
I'm lunchboxed at your bone head story of the day.
Eddie is walking from West Virginia to Tennessee next week. Oh.
A lot of people are asking if George Straight even
knows about this bit. That's a good question. I've heard
nothing about that. Yeah, I don't know anything either, And
I don't know that he will ever know about this
bit because George Straight lives in his own place. I mean,
I feel like he can live his whole life without

(01:18:57):
knowing what's going on. Well, we're on Aaron san Antonio. Yeah,
you think George Trey listens to this show. Hey, listen,
we had that story that one time that he or
used Postmates or uber eats or something like that, and
we never would have thought he did that. Well, the
question has been asked one hundred times. We have no
idea if he knows anything about it, but it's happening.
You don't know anyone that would know if he knows.

(01:19:19):
I haven't even asked. I've been so focused on your
health and safety. Thank you. I appreciate that. I mean,
not really, but I just say that so I'm good.
By the way, as you walk from West Virginia to Tennessee,
the National Park Service is saying, hey, people, there are
bears out and about and you're gonna have to walk
through kind of some National park area, the mountains, mountainous areas,

(01:19:40):
so they say, and they do this gently. They say, hey, tourists,
do not push your slower friends into the path of
uncoming animals. Wow, like bears and stuff. Yeah, they say,
if you see a bear, do not immediately drop to
the ground and play dead. Oh, bears consense overreacting. I'm
telling you this stuff, Eddie say you don't do this
on your wall and I'm listening. Do not run shouder
makes sudden movements. I thought you're supposed to bear up

(01:20:02):
to the bear like, well, I guess, just don't run
or shout. Will you do it? Do it slow? So
just slowly, ye, bear up, Do not run up and
push the bear. Do not push a slower friend down,
even if you feel the friendship has run its course.
It's a joke. No, it's not. And they put some
funny stuff in there. So the stories there's a levity
to it. But slowly putting distance between yourself and the

(01:20:25):
bear may diffuse the situation. Okay, draw your bear spray
from the holster, remove the safety tab, and prepare to
use it if the bear charges. Oh well you need
bear spray. Well that was not on my list, so
I guess I should buy that before I go. You know,
you ever see the picture of the guy that was
like a one man band and he has symbols and
a drum in front of him, and he has like
horns on his feed, And that's gonna be what Eddie's
walking alike with all his materials. Well, yeah, if you

(01:20:47):
guys keep packing stuff in my bag shut. In most cases,
climbing a tree is a poor decision. Bears can climb trees. Also,
whin's the last time you climb tree? A long long
time ago? So this is generally for everybody, but mostly
for Eddie. He will be out walking through bear country. Wow, yeah,
I didn't think about bears. How are your feet great?
Feet are good. I mean the heel, my right heel

(01:21:08):
is a little sore, but once I start walking, that
soreness goes away. The next day it hurts more, but
but it's fine. Tomorrow will be Eddie's last day in
the studio and then he will head off and start
the walk next week, which we're pretty excited. Let's go
all right about to wrap up today? Amy, what's going
on with you? M I have like a lot of
meetings today, so I'm going to be here and like

(01:21:29):
some appointments and that's pretty much it. What about you?
I have to turn in my Hunday palisade no today,
Oh to get the car that's coming with us, Yes,
but I don't. I don't get it anymore. It has
to go on the trip, which I'm very very irritated about.
Thursday night date night with Caitlin. Got a little work
out this afternoon. Yes, second date night this week. Yeah,

(01:21:50):
you're making up. It's I don't think it's making up.
I just feel like I owe them to her, like,
let's what's happening. Nothing's happening. I don't know if that
works to her. I don't think I can build up. Yeah,
she's too smart for that, Yeah, which is very irritating.
I'm just trying to be extremely because I can just

(01:22:13):
work for days and days and days and days and
not acknowledges anything like go, hey, let's watch the show,
go to go to bed, get to work again. I'm
just trying to be better at it. That's all good.
There's no other intention. I just suck at it sometimes,
so it doesn't sound like you're sucking at it this week. Yeah,
I think there was one week I just work sun
up sundown. I was like, let's watch the show, and

(01:22:35):
did not do my part. I'm trying to be there anyway.
That's the Today. Tomorrow's Big Brett Eldridge is on. We'll
have Brandley Gilbert on. We will eat the Chocolate cover
Cicadas tomorrow, Big Show tomorrow, see you guys, then goodbye friends,
Bobby Show

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