Lunchbox Pranks Spas For His Mom + Bobby Talks To A ‘Karen’ About Her Name + Bobby’s Mailbag: Mom Found Vape In Son’s Room

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show, pre show. What
do you think about my hat? My nat geo kind
of dope explorer hat. I like it. It's very flat
or what do they call that? Skater? Oh, it doesn't
feel like a flat brown because it's it's got a
way shorter brown. It was totally flat all the way across.
Was that skater? Yeah, it's Vans. It says it's a

(00:21):
Van's hat. That's skater. That's his national geographics, So it's Explorer.
Is there a globe in the back of it. Huh?
Did you're an official Explorer? Well, this is my show
is on this channel. No, that's pretty legit. I I
but that feels cool wearing that. Well, I haven't done
the show yet. Oh maybe one episode. Oh no, I've
done no episodes yet. Yeah. Yeah, but we're going. I
told you I can't. I don't. I don't know what

(00:42):
their rules are me saying what episodes are, but um,
you've all you told me a couple I'm going to
South Texas in a few weeks, down to the border.
Tell me the South Texas. What what are you doing
down there? I'm stopping legal drugs. Now you're not stop
is that what you're doing. It's my goal to stop
all legal drugs. And I told him I will not

(01:03):
come back until I do it. No, it has nothing
to do with that. But I am going down to
the border down south Texas. Where are you going? Um?
I can't, I don't. I don't know that if I
can find the town, okay, Brownsville, but sure, all the valley,
all the river valley. I'll try to find it. Okay,
I'll let you know. But I'm going down there. Um
going to Alaska too. I know that one. Did I

(01:24):
say that on the air. That's cool. I'm gonna do
an episode or two in Alaska Hawaii, probably while you're there. Well,
that's what I want to do it because it's such
a long trip, because we're going to the tip the
Arctic of Alaska. As tall as you can get on
the map on top of the head. It's not it's
not tall. Yeah, it's a tall top part of the map.
It's Tuesday. Someone hit us up. Yea, why don't you

(01:46):
do the Tuesday song anymore? So here we go. I've
done this in a while. I'm a little rusty, don't hey,
it's just me living my life. I'm good. I ain't great.
Here we go the best day of the week. You
all know it's my time. So I made a song
about Tuesday. So happens in rhymes the lowest number of crimes,
a super bingo with nine. I don't know how you

(02:08):
do it today. This is how I do mine. The
sun comes up. There's a smile on my mouth. Walk
because I love Tuday is the first thing I shall rezoom.
But this morning and never Tuesday. At five, I got
my Span decks on. It's time to head to the wild. Tuesday,
h Joe Way, Tuesday Housewife's Gone Boozesday. I'm just talking
about Tuesday. Tuesday brown cow goes Mooday, eat some cash shoesday.

(02:36):
I'm just talking about Tuesday. Verse two. It's Tuesday. It's
my recycling on the curve as a drive off. Yep,
my recycling is on the curve. I mean, Friday is
a fine because of casual enough, but I'm always more
productive on my Tuesday conference called after word Plans. I
got my spray ten. I'm drinking lemon water at and
meet some Cayenne pebbles and band band. I'm watching c

(02:57):
SPAN and then it's two for one at sign I
with the coney and I sing it. Tuesday, Eh Joe Way, Tuesday,
Housewives Gone Booday. I'm just talking about today. Tuesday, Brown
Cow goes Moday, eat some cash Shoesesday. I'm just talking

(03:18):
about Tuesday. You're gonna go. I go to Mardy Graw
on a Tuesday. I go to cromm Gaw on a Tuesday.
I'm playing Pokemon on a Tuesday. Came out of my
mom on a Tuesday. Come on, they're pretty good. First
time back. It fell goode. I gotta catch my breath

(03:39):
a little rusty. Yeah, might d made some notes here,
he says. Tuesday post show Tuesday song returns plus a
draft update. Mike, you have a draft update from yesterday's draft.
The category was favorite chain restaurants? Were you in yesterday?
I was not. So you can't lose see already? Can

(04:01):
you ever finish last? If you don't get in, yeah,
means you get your number one pick next week. That's good.
That's true too. Yeah, you'll be the first up next week.
I don't know how you time that out, but you
do it perfectly. Yeah, okay, here we go. Thanks, I
do something right in last place? Was Raymundo, Oh, was
that cheesecake factory get you every time? His his picks

(04:23):
for Chili's number one, cheesecake Factory at two and Sonic
at three. Raymundo, you will not be in next week's draft.
They'll all still be partic Sonic after work. I know
you are. Who are the voters? No one's hating any
of them. I actually like all of them. Don't hate
the voters. I love the voters. Be your voter. First
you were blaming cheese factory and now okay, yeah yeah

(04:43):
uh Eddie finished next to last year, still en that's
a weird man. Cracker Barrel, which I thought was a
really good pick. Yeah, cracker barrel, Waterburger and pizza hypes. Yeah,
Waterburgers to regional. I felt like all Texas was gonna
come to the pools and vote, but I guess not.
Next up in third place was Lunchbox with Texas Roadhouse,
Cheddars and Chipotle. Yeah. Cheddars was my downfall because people
all over were tweeting I've never heard of Cheddars. I

(05:05):
didn't rise as regional. I was my fault. Bad research.
I asked, we asked. I was like that regional and
I've been I'd seen cheddars. That's what I'm saying. Bad research,
bad investigation. That that cost me, That costs me in
the draft. But I'll be back next week. So Morgan
number two and I are the two that could win.
And if she hits this one, she's pretty much taken
over the lead. But she didn't. She finished second wow

(05:28):
with Taco Bell, Olive Garden and Buffalo Wild Wings at
twenty six percent of the vote. Good picks, not better
at all. Yeah, and then I went with Chick fil
A out back in waffle house. Um, so, what are
we gonna do next week? Because I probably should start
researching now, I don't know. Mike Deek has a list
he gives me and has like ten things on it,
and then he goes, I like this one, this one,
this one, because if I'm first, I also tend to

(05:51):
blow it. That's true. You'd like to do aim. You
have to score, Mike. It is up there. Let me
see right now, Bobby seven, Morgan seven six, Amy one YEA.
Which one was that she's won this season? Are you
sure it was the one where she walked her dad? Yeah?
Y'all said I was a hater because after coronavirus. What

(06:12):
did I want to do? I said, I taking my
dad on the walk? Yeah, what was it? Our favorite sounds?
Was our favorite sounds? Her dad walking? No, but I
didn't lose. Did you watch him? Adia movie last night
is awesome? My first one ever? Yeah, one. I watched
Mama's Big House, So hold on, let me see Mama
Goes to the Big House. No, no, no, no, it's

(06:33):
a Mama's Big Family and hilarious, so funny, hilarious, like no,
it's cheesy, like I'll be real, like it's it's like
the it's just your cheesy comedies. But dude, I loled
a few times. I've never watched media, and I guess
Tyler Perry plays media. And I'm telling you, after like
ten minutes, fifteen minutes of it, I forget that's Tyler Perry.

(06:54):
Really yeah, it's it's really really funny. Caitlin and I
watched King of Staten Island last night, which is, uh,
Pete Davidson movie kind of about his life, like loosely
based on his life and this movie to his dad
dies as a fireman, because Pete Davids's dad died nine
to eleven as a fireman. So that sounds sad like
it is not a okay, it's like comedy, but it's

(07:15):
not a l ol comedy, you know. Yeah, it's pretty
it's it's long. It's too long. It's two hours and
twenty minutes or so. That's long. It's way too long,
and just for anybody this curious. Pete Davidson was on
SNL and he was also engaged to Ariana Grande yeah
like a minute, and dated Kate Beck and sell that's
all right, and Cindy Crawford's daughter. Yeah, yeah, sorry, I

(07:36):
had a Google so I figured other people might be like, wait,
who oh yeah, pretty well. Pete Davidson and Machine Gun
Kelly were best friends. Pete Davidson like disappearance SNL, machine
and Kelly went and saved him. Remember that anyway, he's
very's Pete Davison is really funny, missus. It is pretty good.
I don't know it was. I never was like this
is great, but I was never like this is not
for me. I was kind of in this weird purgatory

(07:58):
of its. Pretty good sounds like a pretty solid movie.
You gotta really kind of like that Pete Davidson style.
Though to to think the movie is good. Okay, it's
pretty good. I give it three and a half out
of five bongs they do so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mike,
would you give it? Oh? Okay, I think you set

(08:19):
the expectation so low for me that I liked it more. Yeah,
do that to every movie even once you think are good,
come in and do a version of this show just
where he's like, No Man Avengers one out of five
and I'm like it is gonna You're like, it's actually
so yeah, I saw that. Um, let's see what else

(08:40):
do I have here? Do they want to do? Chris
Lane tweeted, the Golf Channel is the greatest channel ever created.
I guess he tweeted this last night or ever. I
could do it like Sunday night or something. But what
channel do you really think is the greatest channel ever created? Easy?
Are you gonna say ESPN? Nope? Oh interesting because he
has fans an easy answer, no and mine. I've even

(09:03):
told my wife like, if I ever have a lot
of money, and I know this is kind of this
has been our conversations lately. If I ever have a
lot of money, I want to donate to this channel
to keep it alive. For me, Yes, nope, go ahead,
Turner classic movies. But that's not it. They don't fundraise.
It doesn't matter if they never decide like they're gonna
because i mean, really, who watches that channel? Nobody? Probably
me and like ten other people. But I would love

(09:24):
to see that channel survive forever. But can't you just
watch all those movies on demand if the channel goes down?
Well yeah, not for free though, Like you really, even
you look up a no name movie from nineteen forty
seven or whatever that's kind of like got bad reviews
and everything, it's still three dollars to rent. I'm like,
I'll never rent that for three dollars. I'm gonna pick
Nick Nickelodeon, Nicko and Night because pound for pound, they

(09:47):
have kids in the daytime and then nineties and two
thousands retro TV. Yeah, it's like Friends and King of
Queens and and then in the daytime the kids, SpongeBob,
all the kids shows. I'm going Nickelodeon slash Nick at
Night is the best channel because they have a lot
of versions. Now, pound for pound, that's what you get Nickelodeon,

(10:08):
you amy, I mean, I'm debating between Bravo and like
Hallmark Channel because Christmas movies are so great. You have
to go Bravo the right because Bravo is good all
the guess they have everything. You're right, Bravo, Lunchwox, Easy, MTV.
They have everything you want. They have movies, they have
reality shows, they have scripted shows. The one that they
don't have music? Do they still have music videos on?
You can go to MTV two for that. Oh no,

(10:31):
Morgan Disney all the way. Disney do they do adult
stuff on Disney? We just Disney after Dark makee He's like, okay,
mab like Disney Yeah channel. I mean they play a
lot of Disney movies on there. And those are stuff
that I watched, which is like live action remake sometimes.
So I see a lot more of those like Bizarre,

(10:53):
Vark and Zach and Cody's Secret Life and all those
like Weird like te shows. I like to fall asleep
to Disney though it makes me happy. I don't know why.
I like to be in a good mood when I
fall asleep. Does he makes me happy? Hey, you guys
can call us, you know the phone as a voicemail.
You can say whatever you want. You can leave us
a message about something you heard on the show. A
bit we did a question for the show. Just want

(11:14):
to say this now to the camera. You're watching this
right now. You can actually call up and leave a
message for us. We'll maybe address them on the show
or play in the post show. Eight seven seven seventy seven,
Bobby ray M. Do you check the messages? No, Steve does.
Oh well, Steve will check your message and it will
get to me and it's right. It gets on a
piece of paper and then we just play them on

(11:35):
the show. But you can call eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
even if you just listen to the podcast. You're not
watching lib right now on Facebook. Hit it, leave us
a message, tells to twenty here. All right, that's it.
We're gonna get in todays show. Appreciate you guys, thanks
for being here, Thanks for being our friends. We really
do appreciate it. Let's get going Alaska. Hey, guys, welcome

(12:05):
to Tuesday show. More to Studio Morning. Here's a call
from Julia and Cynthia and Alabama Morne Studio Morning. Bobby.
It was my birthday recently and my mom got you
to sign a copy of your book Fail Until you don't.
I'm really excited to read it. I love your show
and I'm so happy that you signed it. Moves a
lot to me. Thanks, you're a lot. Here's my mom

(12:27):
morning studio. Thank you again, Bobby for signing that for Julia.
Just wanted your listeners to know that you are a
guy too, to your word and you hold up your
end of the bargain, big or small, no matter what
the issue. Julie and I decided to make a donation
to the Humane Society here in Montgomery. That's what we're
gonna do to honor y'all in the show for signing that.

(12:48):
For Julia, it means so much. Oh well, thanks a lot.
I appreciate that. Speaking of dogs, Humane Society. Mine is
really on a trip right now. He just figured out
how to get into the food closet or sorry, as
you rich folks call it, the pantry, and he has.
He can now almost climb up the little shelves. He's

(13:08):
a big dog. He's sixty pounds, a little bit short,
but thick. And for two days and Alwa's found the
powdered sugar and we can always find him by following
the trail of powdered sugar all the way through the house. No,
you would think, right, not at all, because one it's
so messy to clean up. The floor is so sticky afterward.
And then two he's on a sugar high. Yeah, and

(13:30):
then he finally just passes out. But he loves powdered sugar,
gets like his dad loves that sugar. But he's just
kind of been a little difficult right now. I don't
know what's going on with him. But he's healthy. It's healthy.
It's he's ever been. He hasn't been to the vet.
I don't I don't believe in the jink so, but
he hasn't been to the vet in a while. He
needed to keep a tracker. So many health issues from

(13:50):
when he's a puppy to now. But he's a year old,
about a year and a month old. But man is
a stout dog. Amy saw him go over the house
and I have a bruise my leg. Every time I
see him, I get a bruise. It's fine. I call
it my little Stanley mark of love. Sweet. We haven't
quite gotten to stop jumping yet because he gets excited

(14:11):
about new people and he just kind of jumps up.
But he's he's a hoss. Man. Dude, man, he's a hoss.
Let's do the push up. Let's see did their pushups.
We had five hundred push ups supposed to be able
to do. There are four of us left in the
pushup challenge. We do this because Mark Ruffalo said he
did five hundred push ups a day for I think
a month training for this movie Eddie Your First We're
able to do a five hundred push up yesterday. Yeah,

(14:32):
Mark Ruffalo's pull up crap. Man, I can't do it anymore.
I tried so so hard. I made it two about
three fifty, and my arms were just not budget. I mean,
we're done. We were done. We were toasts. I fell asleep,
and I even this morning, I was like, let me
try to. I mean, it's we still got time. Let
me before the show. Couldn't do it, man, So you're out.
I'm out. I'm out. I did a pretty good run,

(14:53):
though I had one full day where I did it
the first day. First day I fell short because my
calculations were wrong. Second I did it fully and I
was never really sore, and even now I'm not crazy sore.
Like my arms they hurt a little bit back hurts,
but I'm yeah, but I'm out, but you're out. Yeah,
one down. I'm in still, but I'm starting to have fatigue.

(15:14):
It's crazy, man, because even breaking it up, because I'll
do one hundred, I'll do five times a day, I'll
do a hundred push ups, but I'm starting to have fatigue.
After about my third set, I started to go, oh, oh,
is not gonna go so good. So the fatigue is
setting in. But I feel like if I did this
every day, I will be jacked. But I'm still in.
I'm hurting, but I'm still in. Ramundo. Yeah, this one

(15:36):
was pretty simple for me. I was looking over my notes.
I was able to knock out fifty at a time once,
but I tended to be about twenty at a time,
spread out over six hours. It was very, very easy.
I feel like my wheelhouse is six hours. Then I
can spread it out enough. It was easy. So you
got all five hundred, Yes, all five hundred. Morgan, I'm
still in. It might be last day though, because every

(15:59):
day I really am. I did like three hundred during
an hour workout, and then I did the other two
two hundred at night, and by the time I hit
that last one hundred. I was struggling pretty bad. Yeah,
I just feel tired, tired, tired. Hey, Mike, do you
know what the charity donation is up to now? Because
now I owe sixty more because everybody's still in three

(16:21):
of us are anyway? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, four
and four eighty and eighty one sixty plus thirty more,
so one ninety's what I owe now. I did that
tipulation real quick, all on your head. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
I got the calculator out, so I'm in one hundred
and ninety or is it twenty bucks a pop? Twenty nine?
It's okay, and Eddie's only done one day. You get

(16:43):
in credit for two now, just yeah, just won you know,
but you got to the second. I'm gonn giving you
credit for the first. Cool, thank you? Yeah yeah, So
it's one sixty plus sixty so two twenty day, we're
two twenty donated two um our soldier that we're trying
to build a house for which, by the way, you
can still be up part of that movement. Just go
to Bobby Bones dot com. Morgan, is it still up
on the front, yep, it's still right up there. If

(17:05):
you want to get some pimp and joy shirts or
hats still get in time for fourth of July maybe, Amy,
Oh no, not fourth of July, but y yes, but
you can still. There's stuff that's not even red, white
and blue that's super cute that people have been loving,
like the neon pink and the purple. There you go,
and dad hats like you need those off summer long.
You need them. That's right. And we don't keep any
of the money. Zero dollars and zero sense. Amy, You

(17:28):
and I have been together for twelve thirteen years, oh no, fourteen,
now fourteen? Look at that. One of the best things
to happen to me. Oh, it's nice. You know. This
whole show has just been me being able to hire
my friends because no one ever expected us to be
words crap, no company put us together. We started off small,

(17:49):
and I've been able to bring in folks and Eddie's
one of them. Eddie is our video producer now, but
we met, we were friends way before we work together.
How would you describe Eddie to our audience? Amy, if
they're new to the show, describe it to them. Oh,
always happy, um, like funny, but occasionally the happening is

(18:11):
like there's occasionally little moments where I don't know what happens.
I'm like, that doesn't want Eddie. But I would say
nine nine percent of the time, the like smiling and
saying hi to everybody, friends with all kinds of people. Yeah,
heart works hard, good with video, can sing. But what
else a data for like just an overall like likable guy. Yeah,

(18:35):
likable a little too go with the flow in my
mind sometimes Yeah, Like I'm very type, but he's very
tight b and that's why we are able to spend
a lot of time together. Yeah, but I'm the one
that always says, like, what do you want to do? Whatever?
Whatever you guys want to do. He is that guy,
and I'm like, don't you have an opinion? Don't you
care what we do? Have every opinion, whatever you want
to do, let's do it. It's almost that he's always

(18:56):
he's normally so chill that that's why I brought up
those I mean, there's a few moments where he hasn't
been that. It's been like you're watching, like that's you too.
I know, I'm not saying I know, but for Eddie,
it's it's so rare that when it happens to feel
like we're watching like something really crazy, like what's happen?
Because he literally might be the nicest person I've ever met.

(19:18):
That's yeah, both of you two are like the nicest
two people ever, which is great for me because I
come in here grumpy as crap in the morning. Um
the reason I ask and gets the Eddie set up.
Eddie's also a problem Mexican too. That's that's I am okay, Um,
Eddie wants to have a Harley? What what would you
think about Eddie on a Harley? After just after after

(19:40):
walking through all that, I could I mean, he he
likes to be in his jeep with the top down,
so he likes the wind in his face, so I
guess I could see it. I really want you to
be careful if you do. But so what happened. We're
just driving down the road, the whole family and a
path Harley's. We're just driving next to us. You can

(20:01):
just hear the and I looked at him, like, you know,
I told my wife, I was like, you know what,
this is weird. You may not know this about me,
but I've always said if I had money, like plenty
of money to buy whatever I wanted, I would buy
a Harley for sure and go cruising on the back
roads on Saturday. They see on Saturdays going to the
hill country, the mountains, whatever. In my Harley There's always

(20:24):
been a thing inside of me since I was a kid,
and be like like, I will someday own a Harley.
But are you a thrill? No? No, I feel like
Harley riders or motorcycle riders, they like some sort of
a thrill. So like down when I lived in South Texas,
I used to surf. I wouldn't a big surfer, but
I was a longboard surfer. You know what I'm saying,
Like I would just lay back and ride the wave,
kind of like the way you were saying about my personality.

(20:45):
Very chill, ride the wave. That's what a Harley is, dude.
You sit back, lower the seat and just drive. Cruise,
not fast, but cruise. Have you looked at prices, well,
not of a new one, but and we have Harley's
that could be a sponsor. Yeah no I don't. I've
never And well to just follow up, my wife right

(21:05):
away was just like, you're crazy. I'm like, no, it's
really something. She's like I would, she said, I would
freak out every single minute you were on that thing.
Oh so she wouldn't ride with you. No, let me
ask you this. If I could get you a Harley endorsement,
come on, keep talking. And I don't have any. I
don't know I could, but we have Hardy dealerships here.
Could you keep it Harley at the house. Oh, I

(21:27):
do have a half garage. I can probably put it
in there and move some tools. Mostly not about physically
keep it there. But your wife let you keep it there? Oh? Yeah?
Imagine my kids? How think about how cool I would
be In the eyes of my kids. They would be like, dang,
and we thought dad was kind of cool, but he
has a Harley now and then instead of me coming
home mind jeep, they hear the rumba like, oh Dad's coming. Hey, Scooba.

(21:49):
Can you reach out to the Harley dealerships if they're
looking for an endorser. Yeah, I'll make it happen. Send
them this club, dude, this is amazing. If we can
pull this off, this is amazing. I don't know if
we can pull it. I would wear a helmet and
all that, of course, and I don't have to buy
a leather jacket. Yeah, a vest twenty twenty, Harley Davidson Street,
Bob thirteen four low miles Choice extras. Call now, man,

(22:13):
you're gonna have to join No, not a no, we
gotta get see if you can get anyway, not doing
a motorcycle. Just let's just see what happens. Oh man,
I'll maybe ride with a rich lawyers or something that's
I always like doing these calls. Philomena is on the
phone right now. Hey, Filomena, Hello, how are you good?

(22:38):
How are you? I'm pretty good. It's Bobby Bones. I
do a radio show. Yeah, yeah, you're familiar with it?
Or no? Oh yes I am. Yes. I love talking
to people that have heard the show. Um, so where
do you live, Filomena? I live in Hudson, Michigan. Where
is Hudson? Is that like on the Mitten Uh? No,

(22:58):
it's a southern part of Michigan. Uh we're ten miles
from the Ohio line. Oh cool? And what station do
you listen to us on or online? Or how do
you listen to the show? I listened to the Buckeye
Country out of Toledo. Love it, big shout out to
Buckeye Country. Okay, you're probably wondering why in the world

(23:20):
am I talking to Bobby Bones? Right? Well, I have
an idea. Go ahead, tell us with that idea. It's Philomena.
It's for the stimulus sweet steak. Yeah, so tell us.
So tell everybody what you did exactly? What did you do? Well?
I entered a sweet steak. I you get interrupt once

(23:43):
a day, and that's what I always do. And you
went over just went over to the website Bobbybones dot com. Right, Uh, yeah, yeah,
I guess that's what I would how I would describe it. Yeah,
just goes over there, types of in boom, you want
a thousand dollars? Look at that the end you win
thousand dollars. Oh my goodness, thank you. Yeah, how about that?

(24:07):
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I'm gonna ask you the question, now, what are you
gonna buy me? Well, I guess you'd have to go
on a colored trip with a sub North. That's a

(24:27):
little too cold. Listen, Raymundo's from Michigan. He's got a
different blood. Your blood's a little thicker than mine. Raymundo. Yeah,
it's thinned Alto. I've lived here for about ten years.
So all right, well listen, Philamina. I'm very grateful that
you listen to the show. I'm very excited that you're
gonna win one thousand dollars in cash. What do you
think you're gonna do with that money? For real? Actually
we were talking about it and probably the Spa. We

(24:49):
will take a trip into the Upper Peninsula for when
the leaves turn like tray Verse City or Potoski. I'm
just looking at a map, just yelling names that are
on a map. Yea, yeah, okay, Hey, thank you very much.
I'm gonna put you on hole. Make sure we have

(25:10):
all your information right. But you just want one thousand dollars,
that is great, and just thank you. I appreciate you
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Just like that? All right? That's what we do. The
latest from Nashville and Tullywood. Morgan number two, thirty second,
Skinny and Jago and posted a clip of himself seeing

(25:54):
with his daughter Pearl. It's a rendition of Girl on
Fire by Alicia Keys, and he captioned it this Pearl
is on fire. Good. Darius Rucker is working with Lady

(26:14):
A on a new song. There aren't many details yet,
but he said the new single will be coming out
this summer and it's a lot of fun. Brett Eldredge
talked about getting into meditation. I used to think that
meditation is something that you'd like to sit down and
go home and start floating or something, you know. I
started ringing into it and it was so powerful to
get into them and just sit there and take some

(26:36):
time to yourself and just send silence. I'm Morgan number two.
That's your Skinny Hall. It's time for the good news
with Bobby. Ninety two year old Mary Summers went into
Integrity Tires, which is the tire shop in Richmond, Texas,
after she got to nail one of her tires. Now,
the mechanic noticed that her tires were cracked and that

(26:56):
they were unsafe just generally. She needed all new tires.
The cost six hundred bucks. She's like, I can't afford that,
so she was just fixed to one nail on the tire. Well,
that Texas Department of Public Safety trooper was sitting right
behind her waiting to have his oil changed, and he
heard this and was like, you know what, he goes
and pay for it without her even knowing. The mechanic
told Mary that everything had been paid for by the
trooper and he was just there waiting to get his

(27:18):
old chains. Happened to hear it. She couldn't believe it.
Days later, she finally got to meet Officer Drew Stoner
and personally thinking for the big surprise, Texas DPS Trooper
Drew Stoner said he didn't want the attention, but it
was just something that's got told him to do. Wow,
has a great story, awesome dang and he wasn't even
on the job there, just a good dude. And just
to think she could have like kind of blowout later

(27:38):
if that wouldn't have been fixed. There you go, that's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Sorry. Today,
this story comes to us from England. A fifty three
year old man over the weekend was breaking into a business.
He's climbing in the window when his leg got stuck
and he's sitting there hanging upside down. He tries to
yanket free for an hour, he tried to yank his

(28:01):
leg free, couldn't, so he had to call for help. Yeah.
I always wonder what the breaking point is whenever you
gotta go, well, I'm not gonna get out of here,
so I've got to turn myself in and by calling
for help, or do you go like they guy who
climb the mount and break your leg off and leave,
remember the guy who had a break. I don't know.
You probably don't do that if you're got to get

(28:23):
like a misdemeanor. But yeah, he had to get a
cell phone out of his pocket and call for the
fire department. Munchbox at your bone head story of the day.
I'm gonna play you a theme to a classic TV show?
Just name the show. Now. They're pretty easy when we start.
They'll get harder as we go. And I edited some
of these to take out the really obvious answers. Okay, Amy, Lunchbox,

(28:43):
Eddie Morgan, you're into although these are classic shows and
you're twenty six? Yeah, good luck. Yeah, make it like
no rounds. All right, here we go and let's here
is number one. I made it edit. They're good at it. Oh,

(29:11):
I was waiting for that part. Okay, do you know
it right? This is supposed to be the easiest one
on the list. Lunchboxes struggle it. I don't think I've
ever heard this in my little life. How you have?
For sure? For sure? He has played that from the
beginning again, everybody in all right, Lunchbox coming to your

(29:35):
first little house on the prairie. No, no, no, no no,
everybody Morgan, you have it? Sesame Street? Yeah. Can't you
tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street? Yeah?
How to get to still the theme song? Now? Come on, man,
So okay, that was the easiest one. Lunchboxes out. Next up,

(29:56):
come and listen to the story about it. Near barely
kept his family, and then one day he was shooting
nets and food to the ground Black Texas. Next thing
you know, Jed's a millionaire. The king folks said, Jed,

(30:17):
move away from there. He said, California is the place
you want to be. So I loaded up the truck
and alright, Beverly Hill, my Pools movie star Morgan has
completely stunned the one that I wouldn know the lyrics
to such an old song. You don't know that show.
I have no idea. I mean, I don't know if

(30:38):
like it was given it away with like Beverly Hills me.
I don't think it was. Okay, hear it more time,
come and listen to him, a story about him maybe struggling.
You have it, I got it. Yeah, I'll give it
a guess. I'll go to your first Morgan home on
the range. Is that a show? I don't know? Not right, Amy,

(30:58):
Beverly Hill Billy's lunch Box. I'm sorry, Eddie, Beverly Hillbillie.
Yeah that's right, Beverly Hillbillies. Yeah, Black Golds. T dang, Okay,
this next one, I don't well, let me jump about.
Let me jump this one right. Let's do number eight.

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You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of
sight and sound, but of mind, a journey into a
wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the
sign post up ahead, your next stop, the twilight Zone.
All right, can you name that classic TV theme? Amy?

(31:52):
The Twilight Zone? Eddie goodn't admitted edit there, Twilight's No,
I didn't make editing. You were like looking at your
paper like you and hear that good one. But okay,
we'll do the number three ray. Oh wow, you guys
both for sure. Mash Eddie Mash. Yeah, the highest rated

(32:22):
episode of all time, most watched, but all time. Everyone
TV history was fine Alley, Yeah, I've never seen an
episode a mash. It used to come on. I used
to be like, can this show get over so wrestlinking?
Come on? If you're right it did come around that time. Okay,
name this one. You don't and you don't feel Only

(32:45):
two people were made on the count of three, say one,
two three, you're good? No no, no no, no, no, inspector
gadget no no, okay, next one and your name the

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song what Amy? No? Maybe struggling right now? Hali five?

(33:28):
Oh Eddie dang Hai five? I had Miami Vice. Okay,
you got the beach vibe, all right? Next one, you
week walk down. Oh get funniest looks from everyone we meet.
Edit sang this the TV show. I know it? So okay,

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maybe the monkeys, yeah, ednything the monkeys. He okay, all right,
we'll have a couple left. Somebody's gonna fall soon. Next up,
Miss the problem never hangs a rod when he hears this.
Mighty here I come to save the day. Yes there,

(34:27):
when there is a right on the name the classic
TV theme song, you get the situation well in hand.
So though we are in danger, we never de bear
because we know that further danger heither in the air,

(34:49):
We're not worry at all. And he land sea air.
Go ahead. What do you have with you? See? You'll?
What do you have lands? I don't know? Um Popeye?
Popeye is incorrect. Eddie for the wind. I got her.
Mighty mouse, Mighty mouse, Come mighty mouse. It makes sense.

(35:16):
You wait, wait, wait, where everybody was born? Give it?
He clearly grew up watching someher. No, I did not
nick at night. I watched it too, hater. This is
your Saturday morning rude. Looking at a story about a

(35:39):
woman who she burned to police cars during protests, and
she was caught after police found the shirt that she
was wearing on Etsy. That's how they tracked her. They
noticed a review she'd left for that shirt, and they
went and got her and identified her by that detective.
Don't we know the number one ruled not when you
commit a crime is don't wear your personally etsied stuff. Duck,

(36:00):
Come on, duh. I saw that that Cannonball run. You
know that race? A familiar with that. So it's where
they go all the way across the country and they
see how fast they can drive from one tip of
the country to the other. I think it's LA to
New York officially, right, and it's how fast can they
drive from LA to New York? The new record has
been set. A guy in a rented Mustang and he

(36:21):
replaced the back seats with fuel tanks, which, by the way,
if it's rented, you're taking the seats out of a
rented car. That's what people do. And I'm talking about
that a couple days ago. So he only had to
get gas once because part of the speed of the
cannonball run is you stop for gas. Yeah, And also
he averaged one hundred and eight miles an hour. He
did it in twenty six hours. If you get pulled

(36:42):
over by the cops, you go to jail. There's time
on the side of the road. But the overall New
York City to Redondo Beach, California record has been broken
at twenty six hours doing that whole it's crazy. That's crazy.
One man, one car, twenty five hours, fifty five minute,
an average speed of one hundred and eight miles per hour.

(37:02):
Or he's forty four years old. Hancock, Maine. He rented
a Mustang GT, took out seats, he took out a
bunch of other interior stuff, strapped in extra fuel tanks
which made it about one hundred and thirty gallons, and
then just said, let's go. I would be so skied,
but will be puckered the whole time. Yeah, you're averaging
one hundred and eight, which means you're probably doing one
hundred and thirty hundred and forty at times, because there

(37:23):
are got to be times you're going through residential parts
to slow down. You remember the movies back line in
the eighties. I saw No it was at ur Renals, Yeah,
Urinals and Dom de Looise doing what that race? They
all racing each other, they all they would all start
at the same time and who can get to the
finish line first from all the way across the Yes.
But the thing when the movie is they would all

(37:44):
do like different little they would wear costumes to act
like one of them would be like one group would
be like their military people. So if they got pulled over,
they're like, oh, we're on a mission. We can't stop
somewhere with mister bean. Okay, that's rat race, same idea,
but not cannonball run. But were they doing they cannonball run? No, no, no,
they're just doing a race for like gamblers. Oh all right,

(38:06):
rat race. But that's that's a good movie too. I
like that one. Ye yeah, yeah, I mean, aren't we
all just in a rat race right now? Anyway of life?
I just want to get out of the rat race sometime.
So I'm going to Branson in a couple of weeks
getting out of the rat race. That'sn be fun. Yeah,
looking forward to that. So I saw that story, I
had a bunch of stuff I wanted to mention here.
There are new rules for hair dressers. If you go

(38:28):
to get your hair cut, your hair especially cut. Yeah,
I just got it done. Look at me for noticing?
How about how about me? Hey yourself? On your Yeah,
this is my first time getting your hair done since February.
So the new rules are they're not supposed to have
any small talk. Yeah, because it's like spit. You know,
they were even though they wear a mask. Would you're

(38:48):
wearing a mask? We had mask the entire time you
had to they am us. Did they small talk? You know,
normally talk anyway? It's hard? Did you get it? Well,
you're there? Why don't they make us do radio with masks?
Are like, guys, this getting real bad. So you're gonna
need to all right, compp good? What camp dop? Damn good? What? Yeah?

(39:12):
The good? Now? Payment? God? That would be terrible. Um,
but yeah, masks. Did you wear gloves? No, they recommend gloves.
Can you imagine having someone cut your hair and they
can't fill the hair. Yeah, no, thank goodness. We were
no gloves. But I'll go black market haircut. I'm not
gonna lie. Yeah, what else is there? I'll tell you

(39:33):
what else we had to do? No small talk? Uh,
let's see as to chat to a minimum. Gloves recommended.
Masks recommended that's about it. Oh, my place had when
so you had your appointment time and you when you arrived,
you had to text them from your car to let
them know you're there. Instead of waiting inside, You wait

(39:53):
in your car and they text you when your seat
or your person is ready, and then you go. And
they took my temperature at the door. There was a
sanitation station to sanitize your hands and all that, and
then I could go sit down after my temperature was
all clear. See, this is my perfect world before Corona. Right,
if this was all happening, it would be like one

(40:14):
wonderful life. And I'm not someone who thinks we should
be closing anything down at all. But I do like
that people are wearing masks because, again I've said it
many times, I don't wear a mask for me. I
feel like if I got it, i'd probably all right,
I'd get a little sick. But I wear a mask
for other folks that maybe don't have that luxury. And
so I wear a mask. I know I'll adope, but

(40:34):
I feel like I'm being unselfish. And when I see
someone else wearing a mask, I don't go. I'll look
at them wearing a mask for them, I go, hey,
that's a good person right there, because they're wearing a
mask just in case someone else were to get sick
and they didn't know it. That's how I feel one
And then when I see someone not in a mask,
I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little judgmental. Now, if
you live in an extremely rural area like where I
grew up, I don't think a lot of people are
wearing a mask because they're not around folks. Mountain Pine,

(40:57):
Arkansas is not like Nashville, Tennessee, where I live now.
In stores, if I go on a Starbucks or a
juice place, I'm in a mask, and so I would
encourage you guys to do the same. If you can't,
it doesn't be a mask. Mask I were while West Bandana.
Sometimes it does feel pretty cool too. I'm not gonna lie,
but not even my mouth. Worder on my neck sometimes,
Oh okay, Sometimes I just feels cool and I worder

(41:20):
on my neck so I can just pull it over
my face when it's time. Ready. So if you see
somebody in a mask, just know that you should have
an appreciation for them because they're not doing it for them.
They're doing it for you. That's why I do it too.
Your hairdresser wears a mask, yep, whole time. Maybe I
have all you guys wear masks except for me. Oh
so apart? Yeah we are six feet apart. Yeah, yeah,

(41:43):
we're actually more so. Yeah, so we're super safe. Yeah.
I love when you guys call and leave us a message,
even if it's at nighttime. We'll hear them when we
come in and we play a lot back for you.
Here's Rick and san Diego Bobby Bones Morning Studio. I've
been listening to the podcast a year now. It was
recommended to me through the iHeart Appum. You often mentioned

(42:04):
that Eddie's been your best friends forever, So I was
just wondering how you guys met and why was he
not on Celebrity Family Huge with you guys. Keep the
positivity up later. That's a great question. Why don't we
start with how long will we known each other? Fourteen years?
Fifteen years? Yeah, Eddie that we're working together in a
local TV station and so and then when Eddie got fired,

(42:26):
I didn't get fire. We stayed friends too. I guess
the TV station went down. Yeah, they showed down. They
ran out of money. It's a local TV station, Eddie
called me and told me I wasn't working anymore. I
was like, how are you going in Tuesday? Here? He goes,
I don't think there nobody anybody's going in Tuesday. Well
you just told me the other day. You still think
you're employed. But yeah, I was never let go, like
fifteen years ago. So that's how we met and we

(42:46):
stayed friends way after that. And then when they were like, hey,
why don't you move to Nashville and do this whole
national show, I said, Eddie, why don't you move with us?
And so Eddie moved. We didn't work together forever, Nope,
but only on this show, this version of this. You
did offer me the job a few times, and I
remember thinking, like, what time do you wake up? And
you're like, oh, I gotta wake up like three thirty.
I'm like, nah, I'm out. He's like, but I can

(43:08):
get you more money. Nah, it's too early. It's too early.
Smash cut. Here we are here, he is. As far
as family feud goes, that's a good question. If we
would have done it again, you would have went yes,
But we didn't do it again. That was me Amy
and Lunchbox has been on the show longer, and so
at that point that was what it was about. So
but yeah, I wasn't able to take the show back

(43:29):
and do it again because some scheduling stuff. But if
we would have, you'd have been on the team. Thank
you man, You did tell me that, and I appreciate
you thinking about me like that. Or if John Party
or Lauren Lena wouldn't have went have been on the team.
And John Party was sick, you know, during that shoot,
so I was hoping, like, come on, waiting for you.
Weren't even in the right town. No, I know, I
could have flown in, though you couldn't know. You're Amy's
pile of stories. Live Nation has announced its first ever

(43:52):
drive in concert series in the US for July. So
you got people like Brad Paisley headlining shows in three cities.
Darius Rucker and John Party are going to perform in
Nashville at Nissan Stadium, and this is gonna be happening
all over the country. But concert gers pretty much they
drive into the parking lots of the amphitheaters or stadiums
or whatever, and then they can have four people per

(44:14):
car and there's two spaces between them on either side empty,
so that way you have your social distance car space,
and then you can bring lawn chairs and sit outside
your car and bring your own food and snacks. I
guess this is kind of an experiment to see if
people will go to this. Huh right, I guess yeah,
it's their solution right now for the current no concert situation.
I'm gonna tell you the first thing that I would
have done back in the day is put someone in

(44:35):
the floorboard and put a blanket over them. We'd be
packing seven deep, and you get through that first checkpoint,
you're like, all right, we'll clear go go, go, get up.
You know people are going to do that. Yeah, but
as good. I hope it works. And for people that
are further away, just like a normal concert, they'll have
huge led screens, so it's like you're enjoying it. Do
you clap your hands about hawking your horn or yournch

(44:57):
of whitey? Yeah? I guess, I guess you're good. Yeah,
but you can sit outside. What if people start hawking
in the middle of a song they don't like, like,
what if it's like I don't like whiskey all abuy Paisley. Oh,
if people are allowed to drink. There could be some
things that just go wrong with that. They good though,
I like it. I like we're trying to find ways
to keep music going. So good for them, all right,

(45:18):
what else? Well, and maybe when you're at these outdoor concerts,
I don't know, you maybe want to take with you
a disposable urinal because people are oh, well, for guys,
it is, but they're having their products for girls called
the peabuddy where it's like sales for these products have
gone up in the last few months because as people

(45:40):
are going places they don't want to use public restrooms,
or if they're on road trips, even they don't want
to stop at a public gas station. So travel John
disposable urinal bags, and Peabuddy, which makes a device for
women to use while standing, have all surged on Amazon.
Would you use a peabody? Yes, if you have to pee.
Let's say you're on the highway right. If you're on

(46:02):
I forty and you there's no rest stop for another
hour and a half and you got to go real bad,
what are you gonna do? I would probably pull over
if I had a peabody. No, oh no, yeah, do
you have a water bottle? I don't want to get out.
Then I would get in the back seat and squat
and pee in there, so I'm not my pants aren't
down on the side of the highway. You would squat

(46:25):
in the back of the car because I don't want
to squat. If I go outside the car to pull
my pants down and I'm not gonna do that, I
can get a ticket for No. You can walk, you know,
if I can go any feet into the woods. Oh,
I'll go in the woods. Yeah, yeah, the intersea can
pull over and use the outside. Do you do that? Yes?
Problem pe and outside? I mean, I don't love it
in that situation. Like if I'm on a hike with

(46:47):
my husband, I p no problem, you want you do?
Yes on a trail or people walking through like in
Colorado will be hiked or you're out there for three
hours and I have to be it's no big deal.
He watches guard for me. I have a friend that
he hikes a lot by himself, and he wears one
of those backpacks with the water, the camel back, the camelback,

(47:09):
camel pack, yeah, whatever it's called. But sometimes he'll just
go walk for like thirty minutes and put his camel
pack and I'm like, hey, man, you're not walking down
you know, the Great Alaskan. You're just going for a
little walk. There's no need for the camel pack, but
he has it and he'll walk with it in his
mouth ball time, like he needs to drink water the
whole time. I mean, he's staying hydrated. I guess it's
like his dog for a walk with the camel pack on.

(47:30):
I'm like, what are you doing. I'll take my dog
for a walk all the time. You'll be out right,
you won't get dehydrated. All right? What else you get? Well,
if you want these, they're on Amazon, walgreen Z's even
has him online or in store. So and they're called
travel John. The travel John, I think is for the guy,
and then the Peabuddy is for girl. Peabuddy, Okay, go ahead, Okay.
So there's an online debate happening right now and I

(47:51):
found it to be interesting. I don't know if anybody
else will, but my husband and I argue over this.
So this woman posted to this Facebook group called home
Decorating Mom, and she asked them, hey, how do you
fold towels? And there's two ways. Option A involves folding
them in half for a large flat rectangle, which is
what my husband does, and it wastes a lot of

(48:11):
space and I don't understand it. Then there's option B,
where you fold it towards the center and create like
a thin rectangle like it's rolled and it's really pretty.
That's what I do, And I just was curious if
anybody else here how to preference, because people are commenting
about it like crazy, Well, this is what I do.
I take it and I roll it up. I like

(48:34):
it somewhere. That's a good option, like a little croissant
type thing. Yeah, titan right, that's how I do. I
don't that's not a most popular way, but nothing I
do is most popular, that's true. Yeah, But I just
was curious what you did and if it was an
issue in your home now that you and Caitlin lived together,
and she'll use the guest bathroom now some too, so

(48:55):
now she's kind of over there. Oh how's that great
for me? So I don't have to that's so she
doesn't take over your sink. Because that's another issue with
my husband, is he I have way more hair products
and makeup and all the things, and somehow I'm when
I'm getting ready, I end up gravitating towards his sink,
and it drives them crazy. Well with us, if it's

(49:16):
more about my glasses, have so many pair of glasses.
And so I told us it, I'll take the guest bathroom,
or you can have the guest bathroom. It's up to you.
And so she took the guest bathroom. What did you
really I was going to go over there. I went
over there. I was like, hey, I'll take it. This
is I'll do this. She likes the lighting in there better.
So if she's like you atally, I take the guest bathroom. No,
that's thoughtful. She still brushes her teeth in my bathroom

(49:37):
because that's close to the bedroom. But everything else so
in the other bathroom. That's awesome. Though, Well, do you
have your own like toilet areas too? She's still peesing
my toilet sometimes though I allow it. She had to
let you know, just let me know. She doesn't check
out with a one or two. She gets two cards.
The one or two card she only gets no, no, no, okay,
only gets a couple two cards a week, unlimited ones.

(49:58):
Though okay, yeah, all right, I made me that's my file.
That was Amy's pile of stories, It's time for the
good news. Five year old Camden. He was born with
a brain condition that limits his ability to move. He
can't move and he's had this since birth. But just
recently his mom shared on Facebook that he took his

(50:21):
first steps and the video went virals over seven million views.
It's a big deal for the family. And I'm even
getting Tierra nighted just talking about it. Love it, Tierra Night.
He could even say Tier He's getting Tierra night. That's
a big deal and it's unbelievable. That's what it's all
about right there. That was tell me something good. I
was reading the story about losing weight and it was

(50:44):
a healthy story because it's like, forget all the fad
diets and they say, if you just eat more fruits,
vegetables and nuts, you won't lose weight because you're gonna
be full and you're just replacing the good stuff with
some of the bad stuff. It's it's not rocket science.
Do that, you'll lose weight. I've running a little bit too,
trying to trim them up a little bit. Also get
board working out. I'm trying to, you know, just be

(51:05):
a little I tell you, I hate running so much.
I ran the other day and on my appet said
I needed to go run for sixty minutes or something,
and it's like that counts in like the warm up walk,
which is a few minutes. Always feel like an old,
old lady. Though doing the warm up walk. Is it
fast paced? No, it's just like swing your arms walk
for three minutes. And so I walk, and if I
start running before it's ready for me, it's like walk

(51:26):
for three minutes. Oh its yeah, it knows that's so
I run. And it was ninety four degrees outside, and
so I still feel like I could be twenty two
and go run in the heat, which I can't. But
I go run and I finished, and I was like, man,
there's a long run. I ran five point nine eight miles,
didn't even get to six. Didn't even know. I was
so disappointed in myself that I didn't hit six miles. No,

(51:47):
that's basically six, but it's not. That's the thing. So
I can't say I ran six miles. Well, jog in
place for about thirty seconds inside the time, all my time,
it's just five point ninety eight. I was so disappointed. Wow,
I have a seventy minute run. This week, which for me,
I don't like running. The whole time i'm running, I
try to escape, but I can't escape. Half of my
run of me fighting how much I hate running. And

(52:08):
then occasionally I get to that place where I can
just kind of lose you. What are you gonna hit
seven or eight miles or what? I don't know. We'll
see podcast. I run slower too, but I like to
listen to more music. I run faster too, but I
hate the whole time. Yeah, my life, you runners, nothing
but appreciation that you can do that. It is just
an amazing way that you can, just so the people

(52:32):
to go. I like to run because I escape, and
I like to run because I can think. Do you
know what I think about the whole time? How much
I hate running? That's what I think about the whole
times running? Is it for you? Choose something else you enjoy, like,
it's not that hard. You want to talk about something
now being rockets. I don't like exercise, do it? I
don't like exercising. There's got to be something. I do
it five or six times a week and not really,
I just do it because it's what I hate the least. Okay, well,

(52:54):
then do that. I mean, boxing is good for me
because they don't hate it, right exactly. That's why I
think you should do it. I'm trying. I like play basketball,
but you gotta have people to play with. But do
you do you can shoot around? I guess we played
Knockout the other day. Thanks knockout as there are five

(53:14):
of us. There are five of us playing, and they're
the first person shoot. There are two balls. The first
person shoots and if they miss it, if the other
person makes it before the person front as, they're out,
and so you're running, grabbing, rebound, shooting. We played twenty
something games and knockout. I was exhausted. That was a
good workout. You never heard a knockout? No, but you
should get people together for that more often. Do you

(53:35):
ever play Knockout ray all the time in school? Yeah?
Bring it back. That's a great game. I don't even
know if kids still play anymore knockouts fun. We could
all go go play some basketball. I'm down, all right,
we gotta get to Amy for the joke here, Amy ready,
you want me to play basketball with y'all? Yeah, you
can m knock out with us? Okay for sure? See,
all right, let's go aletic morning, corny, How does the

(53:57):
computer get drunk? How does a computer do? We get drunk? Off?
Too many screen shots? Shuts, shuts shut. That was the morning, corny.
Pretty funny. Be to give him right the heads up.
He could have fit in shot shot shot, shot shot.
I did it myself. I know everybody funny. Next time,

(54:23):
Next time, for sure, lunch box. What you do here?
So I called massage places. I guess you call them
massage parlors. And I wanted to book my mom a massage.
But the real thing is I really wanted to book
a room so I could give my mom a massage.
It's weird, all right, here we go help you. I guess, ma'am.

(54:44):
I was trying to get my mom a massage. Okay,
would you like to come in around five pm? That's
when we're both off work. Have you guys been here before? No,
we haven't, like how long? Like? What? How long is
the massage? Sixty minute? Oh? Sixty minutes? I don't, I
mean we could. We would only need the table the
room for like maybe forty five because my hands, I
don't know if I can do an hour massage anymore?

(55:06):
Uh say that? So you both are looking to get massages. No, no, no,
I want to give my mom a massage. We do
not allow that in a building. No, no, not. I'll
pay for it, but we cannot allow that. It's completely
against policy. But my mom's been working hard and I
just want to get in there, and you know, like, sorry,
we cannot allow that. But she likes it when I
do it. I've been doing it since I was a kid,

(55:28):
and like, I just it's easier. Oh, because are they
called I don't think they're called parlors anymore? Are they?
I have no idea. Aren't those the bad ones? You know?
I don't know the whole thing? Crazy? All right, here's
lunchbox one to rub his mom down? All right, here's
another place. Can I help you today? Yes, I was
trying to get my mom a massage. I can get

(55:48):
hurt in with miss at six o'clock for a one hour. Well,
I I don't know, I'm not missing. I was planning
on giving my mom the massage. Oh, oh no, we
don't do that. No, no, no, you no, Ryan, Ryan, right, yeah,
you don't have to do it. I'll do it like
I mean, I'm gonna get I'll just need your oils
because my mom likes it when she's nice and oiled up,
and then I really get into the muscles. No, sir,

(56:11):
we don't allow people without a license to massage in
our clinics, so that won't happen. I have a license.
I've been driving for years. Okay, last my mom, you know,
like she's been working out and I'm trying to get
her loose and like her muscles, you know, stretched out.

(56:31):
So I've been doing it since I was like ten.
In my hands have gotten a little you know, arthritis
over the year. So that's why I need to borrow
your oils in your room because it's a little more
spread out. That's not going to happen, sir, Sorry about that, Okay.
I mean, let's just say you're working the front desk
and I have an envelope and I got two hundred
bucks in it. Oh absolutely not. Okay, okay, five hundred

(56:55):
have a good day. No, no, sir, sir, sir, All right,
lunchboxes is calling different massage places. Didn't even get in
to rub his mom himself. Here's one more. How can
I help you? Oh yeah, I'm just trying to get
in there and get give my mom a massage. See
does she want a male or female therapist? Oh, I'm
a male. No, no, your mom, No, my mom's a female.

(57:18):
I know your mom's a female. Do you want a
male or female therapist? Oh no, I'm the male that's
going to be doing the massage. You know what I mean?
My mom likes it when I rub her. I just
need a nice clean space. And you guys have the
perfect oils that you know. She likes it when she's
really oiled up, and it makes it easier to get
in there on the glutes and things. No, we can't

(57:40):
do that here. No, no, no, Like you don't want
to hear my mom moan, like she really moans when
I get in there's like, there you go. He did
it again. You know she likes to get her glutes
all all up in there. It doesn't doesn't. Yeah, like

(58:00):
you can hear own oil all right, there you go.
Next hour, Lunchbox goes down on the streets and ask
people if it's okay, if it's your bachelor party, if
you kiss other girls, which it's not. But that's next
hour where he goes out and pulls people. But Raymond,
I got some news for you. I've heard that because
they're going Thursday night, they're ahead to Vegas Thursday night.

(58:22):
I heard that you think Eddie and are surprising you
at your bachelor party in Vegas. We're not showing up.
Oh really, we love you. We've been making so when
we do reservations for dinners and events that maybe we're
going to potentially go to, I'll always tell lunch definitely
leave two more seats because I swear Bones and Eddie
they got to have something up their sleeve, like it's
an outside shot, but they could come to Vegas for

(58:43):
the big surprise of the century. No, man, we're not
coming because one, I feel like it will be irresponsible
of me, mostly because if I go down at a
couple of jobs, we don't do the show, and then
my TV show that I start doing a two weeks
doesn't get to film. So I can't go out and
risk them. If it were about me, I would I
would go for it. Is your weekend filled up? Pretty open?

(59:07):
This weekend? You have any dots though? No, I'm no. Oh,
I literally have no dots? You had don't you normally have?
Did you say the opry? Well, yeah in the evening,
but in the yeah, I got the opry Ray how
about that? Okay, Well, anyways, we had room for you guys.

(59:27):
If fifth there was going to be some last second
little thing, you guys come in night and shining armor,
that'd be sweet. Though we're not coming Ray, I'm sorry
to say, Eddie same yeah, man, you know you know
you know me, dude, I got the kids. I can't
I can't be going to Vegas. And what a terrible
surprise too, that we just show up. That would be epic.
We would see us every day. Why would it change

(59:48):
anything because we've carried out this bit for a month,
ragging on you guys for not going. You're still gonna
have ray Topia at my house, all right, And I
gave you money to gamble correct as soon as you
land nine thirty central on the Bobby Bones Show Instagram,
Ray's gonna go up and bet two hundred fifty bucks
on a red and if you win, you could keep
all that money. But if you lose, you just lose it.

(01:00:09):
And you had fun doing it. But we're not coming,
all right, Okay? I heard that yesterday? Did are you
moved into your new house? Amy? I mean yeah, officially
now yesterday, We've got all of the furniture and everything
and there. So now it's just unpacking. So yes, slept
there last night. How'd that go? Awesome? Weird? Yeah, kind

(01:00:31):
of feels it doesn't feel like home yet. And I
didn't have I didn't know if I would have a
moment leaving the other house, you know, a sad moment. Yeah,
you've been good to me. Thank you for everything you've
done for us as a family. This is where we
brought the kids home, and but we were only there
for years. So like, okay, didn't you say your daughter

(01:00:54):
did some kind of special celebration in every room? Oh, yes,
she had a moment. She told me. I asked the
kids specifically, what do y'all want to do before you
leave the house, and she said, Oh, I already know
what I'm gonna do. I need to have a moment
alone in each room. It'll take me about thirty minutes.
I'd like to watch it an episode of something on

(01:01:15):
every TV in the house. And I couldn't deny her
her wish. But she's kind of genius because with the
multiple rooms that have TV, she got to have and
she didn't have Stevens in there because her wish was
to be alone to watch whatever she wanted in every
room that has a TV, including our bedroom, which she
never normally watches TV in there, but she felt like

(01:01:35):
that's what she needed to have closure. She's very smart. Yeah,
she got it. You're in movies, are done. Yeah, we're
we just had to. Yeah, just unpack. Why you want
to come unpack? No? Oh yeah, we tipped the movers.
But that was my husband. He asked me, or we're
gonna tip the movers? And I thought that was a given.

(01:01:59):
I didn't know. Oh, I thought we've moved together before.
I thought that was He's like, have we tipped? I said, yes,
we tipped the movers. So to me, it was just
weird that he forgot and thought, maybe you don't tip
movers because I thought tipping movers was just a known thing. Yes. Absolutely,
here's what you do. This is a tip from me,
who would do jobs like clean houses and move people.

(01:02:19):
I did it a lot early on. You break us off,
I say us, because it's always what I wanted. It's
the perfect seria of people. You break us off a
little something on the beginning, because then we take extra
good care of your stuff. Oh I didn't do that
that's why why all your stuff broken. But see, you
break off a little something extra in the beginning, because
then they feel like, wow, I got really great person
who's taking care of me. So I'm really going to

(01:02:39):
extra take care of them. They're gonna take care of
your stuff anyway if you hire movers, but really they
take extra extra care. So you break off a little
something the beginning, and then for sure you tip him
on the back side. We wish you would have told
me that yesterday. You didn't ask, but we got him
on the back side. Oh, but you're in. You're good
to go. Yeah, we're good to go. Kaitlin said, hey,
let's start watching yellow Stone was like, hmmm, where did

(01:03:02):
that come from? And she was like, Amy said, so
I pushed back a little bit, but you've already watched
it right, No you haven't. No, why do you not
want to get do this? What? What are you? I
don't he seemed like a show that I want to
get into it. I didn't think so either. I didn't
think so either. But we have mutual friends actually that
are the ones that convinced me to watch it, and

(01:03:23):
I'm so glad they did. So are you watching it still? Well, yeah,
I did season one, season two a while ago, and
then season three just came out on Sunday night. But
on Sunday night it's on Paramount Network, which if you
don't have that, I know, I know that I'm black
and white. I know it's confusing, but watching get a
show they're on about a year and be like, guys, paramounts. Great,

(01:03:44):
it's network I've ever saying. But then so then that
means on the following morning. So there every Sunday night
there will be a new episode and then on Mondays
you'll be able to get it on Amazon Prime. Oh well,
we're in the middle of a negotiation. Oh by the way,
in the post show today, I'll review King of Staten Island.
I watched it. We watched it together, Caitlin and I did.

(01:04:05):
So okay, So Yellowstone, you're back at season three. I've
only yeah, they come out one episode a weekend, which
is hard, but because the other ones, I got to
the party late, so they were already loaded, and so
I bought the seasons like you're going to do, I
guess if you're in negotiation. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. Okay.
I was reading a story about how a lot of

(01:04:26):
people now don't want to ask to talk to the manager,
especially women, because they don't want to get recorded on
people's phones and being labeled at Karen. Oh yeah, you
don't want to be a King, you don't want to
be a Karen. So just severyone understands what a Karen is.
A Karen the definition is the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious,

(01:04:47):
and an insufferable middle aged white woman. A Karen takes
everything wrong with the typical over entitled Western woman and
cranks it up by several thousand percent. So the name
they've assigned to just obnoxious middle aged white woman is
a Karen. Sometimes I'll talk to Scoopa Steve, I say, hey,
how are the complaints, because you know, mostly just as

(01:05:09):
much of Karen's. So that's just that's the term that's
now associated with that. And it would stink to be
named Karen now, oh yeah, I would almost stink to
be named Alexa. Before Alexa happened all a sudden, your
life gets changed. Well, now, if your name is Karen
in real life, that stinks. But we have a real
life Karen on with us right now. Hi, Karen, are
you there, I'm here, I'm here. How are you, Karen?

(01:05:29):
I'm good. I've never my name said so many times
so quickly. Yeah, okay, So here's the deal. Do you
know that people that are people using the name Karen
now in a way that's not good. There's literally no
way to not know that. Yeah, it's called Karen culture.
And so what is it like really being named Karen?

(01:05:49):
It's an interesting time for that feel of change because
I haven't left the house in about four months, so
I don't know if I've experienced the backlash of it
or the lash of it. Um. So I see my
name showing up everywhere a lot has before. My social
media is full of my name. It's a really great

(01:06:10):
way to look at the terrible things happening in the
world if you search hashtags. So that's kind of weird
to see your name showing up. But yeah, isn't it
weird they picked your name of every name, like, what's
wrong with the what's wrong with the name Karen? Did
you ever ask yourself that? Um? I fired fired to
this resurgence of the name. I think it's I have

(01:06:31):
asked myself that, and I think it's just the time
and the timing of when this name was popular, which
was probably a little bit before I was born. But um,
I think it just goes to the certain age and
I don't know demographics of someone. Yeah, I don't. I
don't know. I always thought it was because my parents,
like the Carpenters. Oh they named after Karen. Yeah, maybe

(01:06:55):
I don't know. Karen. You live in Portland, Oregon. I do. Yeah. Nice.
I'm gonna give you a five hundred dollars PISA gift
card for coming on with us today. Yeah, maybe this
can help put a little band aid over the big
Karen wound that now exists. So I'm going to give
you a five hundred PISA gift card from gift cards
dot Com that you can spend however you want. Okay,

(01:07:16):
what do you think, Karen? Let me ask you a question.
What do you think we should name the dude version
of Karen's Goo. I was thinking about this, like, what's
a like a douchey name? No offense here, but like,
but now the dude versions like a Chase, Oh, Chase
is a good Chase is a good one. Chase is
too young, Chase is way too young? Okay, a Brandon, Um,

(01:07:38):
maybe maybe Brandon. I'm gonna say Chuck, but I think
that's Chuck, Chuck Chuck. I don't know, there's some many
weirdly nuanced about the name because you have to be
between my thirty five and forty five, and I don't
know what that name is. Like, that's a good point, Paul.

(01:07:59):
I feel like two syllables though, Karen, like a Jeremy, Yeah, Jeremy, Okay,
you're going full Jeremy. Honest, yeah, I think Jeremy's pretty good. Jeremy.
Jason Jason like a Jason's like a generic name that
okay what Jason seems still young to me, but that

(01:08:22):
she visits us, well, Jason's our age. I know when
we're in this category, it's weird sometimes where it's like, oh, yeah,
I am in this. Maybe a Todd, he's going full
Todd right now? Did you say Chad? I said Chase,
but yeah, chatter a Todd chatter. Yeah. Those are one syllable. Yeah,
they were, Morgan, what do you think do you think?

(01:08:42):
Do you like Todd or Chad to be the male
version of a Karen? I think it's Jad Chad Man.
I'll tell you he went full Chad today. He's in
Chad mode right now. Dang, do we know any famous Chads?
There's Chad Kroeger from nickel Back, Dad, Michael Murray, Yeah,
one tea. Are there any other Chad's? Other are famous?

(01:09:03):
Chadwick Boseman, But that's a Chadwick, not the same Chad.
Chad Kroger. There's not a lot. Chad Smith, the drummer
for the Chili Peppers, good one, but I think points
of this, Yeah, Dan, that's I think Chad's pretty good.
Todd's a close second, though. Who do we think of

(01:09:24):
famous Todd's Todd Todd, TODDDD it's about it, Todd Rundgren.
Who's that? Her friend? Je Todd Todd Helton baseball player,
Toddie Todd. Chris, he's a kid though, huh no Todd

(01:09:45):
Chris Lye. When that came on, Oh isn't not Todd?
Is same Todd? Is it Todd? I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know. Hold on, yeah, it's just
that it's we chrisly knows vest it is Todd. Chris, Okay,
we're going with Chad. Listen, okay, hey, okay. To conclude,

(01:10:09):
Oh no, and he has a son chase. Um oh no,
um okay, all right, here's what we're gonna do. Okay, Karen,
I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna give five
hundred bucks. Vi'sa gift card. Spend it wherever you like.
Thank you for being a part of the show, and
hopefully we'll talk to you again soon. And well you
think about changing your name from Karen or a nickname.
What's your middle name, Karen, Lisa, that's a close second

(01:10:32):
to Karen. I'll down so with you. That's tough, that's tough.
All right, We'll put you on hold, Karen. Thank you
for being a part of the show. Of course, all right,
there she is. By the way, you can also go
to giftcards dot com because there we relieve first responders
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(01:10:53):
get a gift card from there and send to a
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card can be used anywhere. Visa debit cards are accepted
in the US, but very thankful to them. We get
to give away prizes gifts like that. That's fun. Huh. Yeah.
So we have decided that the male Karen until they decide,
till the world decides, is going to be a time Chad,

(01:11:17):
A Chad, that's a tough Chad's good. If somebody comes
out and I have Chad, I'm like, oh god, all right,
that's funny. That is funny. It's time for the good news.
There was a car driving through Chicago, gets in a

(01:11:38):
car wreck, flips over, upside down, go skidding down the street.
There's a mom, dad, and a kid in the car,
and gasolene is leaking from the car. Oh you know
what happens when gasolene is leaking, At least in the movies,
they blow up. Good Samaritans though they said, oh we're
not scared. They ran over, got the kid out and
got mom and out out safely all three. A Okay, dang,

(01:11:58):
that's awesome. Yeah, see gas and still run into it. Yep,
that's bravery. All right, that's what it's all about, right there.
That was tell me something good. Time to open up
the mailbag. You guys can hit us up at any time.
Here we go, Bobby mailbag. Hey, Bobby Bones. I would
rather not say my name. I was taking out the

(01:12:19):
trash in my thirteen year old son's room and found
a box for what appeared to be a refill for
a vape pin that I looked around his room and
found a vaping pin hidden in his drawers. I'm at
a loss how to deal with it. He's very sceptible
to peer pressure and he wants to badly fit in
with the cool kids. Should I punish him? If so,
how any suggestions would be appreciated, And then she just

(01:12:43):
signs it concerned mother. It's interesting one time with me
and just to know me back a little bit. I've
always been made fun of because I was extremely straight edge,
like I've never had drink of alcohol. I've never smoked anything,
no illegal drugs. And one time my mom thought she
found weed in the car and was like, I found
your weed, and I was like, what, No, you didn't,

(01:13:07):
and she thought I meant, no, she didn't find my weed,
And all I meant was I've never in my life
smoked weed. I'm never at that point. I don't even
know that i'd but I was doing maintenance on a
golf course and it was just literally weeds from my shoes,
probably that it was in the car. She's like, oh, yeah,
I found your weed. And I was like, no, no,
you didn't find it shoes. I didn't. Where is it then?

(01:13:28):
And I got myself on this this never ending But
I didn't I you know, but it's the only time
that I was ever confronted about anything like that. You'd
ever get in trouble for anything like that, I meant
smoking or anything rounded for I mean, my dad found
here's the thing. My dad's awesome, but he wasn't in
a very I kind of wish he had put up
more boundaries for me, because, like he found alcohol in

(01:13:53):
my car, like a whole cooler. I was clearly sixteen,
and I remember him just coming. I was at his
house and then I lived with my mom full time.
But I was at his house and he came up
to the room and he just kind of lectured me
for a second and then he walked away. I was like,
that's it, that's it. But here's the thing parents, kids
like for you to give them boundaries. And now, as

(01:14:15):
a grown adult, I look back on some of the
stuff I got away with with my dad, and I'm like,
Dad did you even did you love me? Like do you?
I know you love me, but you should have been
I should have had more rules because that shows that
you care about my well being. I don't know the
kids love that, though, Oh well, I'm saying kids love it.
I think kids think they do need. I know they

(01:14:38):
don't love it, but kids need and they will appreciate it.
And then later they'll realize, oh gosh, like dad, why
why didn't you love me do all of that? And
then I think because I was able to get away
with it with my dad, I never really did it
around my mom, so I never got in trouble. So
what would you say? You're a mom, you have two kids. Gosh,
that's hard. Vaping explained it to me. It's the one

(01:15:00):
that Lexi did on cheer. Yes, okay, yes, it's that
is bad. Yeah, that's bad. Aren't they recalling or not recalling?
But companies are getting like kids thought maybe it was
kind of a safe way to be cool and inhale something,
but it's causing all kinds of lung damage and that's
like not good. So cool? Do you think that's gonna

(01:15:20):
be conventioned? Not to because I'm telling you that ain't
the way to go kids. Recent data says, well, I'm
learning because I saw that. I saw this article this
teenager in Dallas or something that died from vaping. I'd
probably pull that up. You want to die? I don't know.

(01:15:40):
I think again, I don't have any kids. I'm toss
my hat in the ring. Go on, I'll do it.
I think the most effective way to have a kid listen.
I don't think it's a yell at the kid here, right.
I think it's to find someone that they'll listen to
and have them talk to them. Meaning let's say it
was a kid and they thought I was cool and
the mom was like, hey, will you like talk to
my kid and tell Sean how it's not cool and

(01:16:01):
how it's I think it would be to bring in
someone that they respect about this, to not do it
and have that conversation. Now they do it again, and
I think you started to be ground and get in trouble.
But I think the first shot of it is, hey,
let me bring in somebody. Let's let's bring in somebody
that you'll actually listen to. Me listen to Moll, He'll listen.
Tom All. Let's offer ourselves to her. We make him

(01:16:22):
a video hit Amy up should talk about the statistics
slash year and hey, whenever I caught my husband dipping,
I print. I pulled up a bunch of pictures of
people that lost half their jaw because of cancer in
their mouth, and they'd have surgically removed half of their face.
So I was like, hey, you still want to dip,

(01:16:42):
do you? Yes? I do, I don't think so, he
was this is when he's in the Air Force. He
said he would dip. Pilots dipped on long flights to
stay awake for energy. So he's not an air Force anymore.
So no, Eddie, now we're talking about dipping the other day.
I've never dipped. I've never touched any tobacco at all.

(01:17:03):
And I was like, Eddie, because you said you threw
up or oh yeah, my friend, I remember because I
used to, you know, back like when we're listening to
nineties country wearing tight wranglers, and you know, you would
be cool sometimes if you ironed your dip can around
your back pocket and people are like, oh you did,
so I would buy cans of dip and stuff. And
my friend who came down to visit, and I was
like dude. You guys, that's what we're all doing. We're
all dipping. And he's like, okay, what do I do?

(01:17:24):
I would put in your mouth and just whatever you do,
don't swallow it because that's the rule. Don't swallow the
dip or your spit. In two seconds, he swallowed his spit.
The throw everywhere nasty. Well, but you said it made
you your head spin. It's probably a better I mean,
it's it's a crazier buzz than a beer, Like, well,
how in the world it must You get used to

(01:17:44):
it though, because you can't fly aeroplane and dip. Yeah,
I mean, I mean I was eighteen, like, oh, they're
just spinning like you know, it's a plane. A second,
I don't know. Okay, So here's what we're gonna say.
First of all, there is there isn't a wrong way
to parent this right. Every parent relationship with the kids different.

(01:18:05):
It's tough, right, so hard, depending on your kid. My
advice would be to find somebody thinks cool and if
you can get cool to hop in, whoever that cool
person is. If you can get cool to hop in
and communicate, that's step one. Step two is in punishment.
But that will be my advice you. Yeah, I think
i'd be happy to talk to your kid. By the way,
if you thinks I'm cool, yeah, there you go. It's thirteen.

(01:18:25):
You probably don't think I'm cool, but I'm happy to.
If a thirteen year old thinks I'm cool, yeah, same.
If he doesn't think Bobby's cool, what do you think?
So I'm cool? Saw me, I'll talk to him. That's yeah.
I think the first time around you take an approach
like that. I think that's really smart to try to
get to them on in a different level. But then
there has to be some consequences if the if the

(01:18:47):
activity continues. Yeah, where's John from Massachusetts calling to let
you know. I love the podcast, Absolutely love it. Also,
if I find out fat, then at my son's room,
I have failed them as a father. We have educated them.
He's thirteen. We have educated them on the use of
doing drugs, smoking, facing it is awful. I mean he's

(01:19:08):
seen it through school videos. They've been preaching about to
the point where he rolls his eyes every time and
he says, stop telling me this, and I tell him,
we're telling you this. So one day, if you're ever
in a situation with your friends, and you see it
come out anything that we've been talking about, you kind
of get sick to your stomach and you roll your eyes,
knowing that you were just echoing in your head what
not to do. So there you go. That's his message. Again.

(01:19:30):
Everybody's a different parent. That's not how I do it,
because I think you can be educated forever. But sometimes
peer pressure is a little stronger than education. Oh yeah,
that's tough. I knew smoking I growing up. I hated
that my grandma smoked, and I used to hide her
cigarettes and smoking so bad. Of course you knew that,
and we did dare and this is your brain. This

(01:19:52):
is your brain on drugs and all that. But I
started smoking in high school, not for a long time,
but I thought I was being cool for in it,
and I knew it was bad for me, but I
was doing it anyways, this because everybody else was. It
lasted maybe a month, but it was. It was a
hard month. I didn't like it, and then I realized,
this makes me zero percent cooler, so I stopped. All right,

(01:20:15):
there you go, let's close up the mailbag. Thank you
for that. And that was bobbies mailbag. Or you can
show them this article here that this Texas team, at fifteen,
is the youngest ever die from vaping in Dallas. A
fifteen year old Texas team to die from baping is
the youngest victim so far in an outbreak of vaping
related deaths Dallas County Health of Human Services. It's what

(01:20:37):
it comes from. Blow that out. Make them read it
a hundred times out loud. Learn every word. We're getting
into torture. Oh all right, all right, let me play.
Oh oh man, I just kind of went somewhere in
my head that probably would not be good parenting, but
would scare them. Okay, you take home to a doctor
and you have the doctor tell them they're gonna die,

(01:21:00):
Like I said, joke, plan it all out. They're not okay,
but then they get scared and they won't do it
and get scared. Straight with prison people. You're having a
doctor lie. Oh, you don't have to go that far.
But hey, this is pretty cool. The iHeart Country fourth
July Barbecue presented by Lowe's will be on the CW
Now I'm gonna be hosting it from my backyard. Performing

(01:21:21):
will be Kane Brown, Lauren Elena, and Old Dominion. Friday,
July third, eight pm Eastern, so seventh Central, but eight
seven Central, one hour show. It's gonna be on the CW.
It's gonna be on all I heeart Country stations. Artists
and myself will be in backyards and we already taped this.
The funny thing was, I mean, we take it a
couple of days ago. They send me a text at

(01:21:43):
like ninety five pm and they're like, hey, you have
like five friends. We'll hang out with you and tape
this the next morning. And I was like, what are
you talking about. You can't ask me at nine forty
five pm. But it's gonna be a real fun show
because great artists. But then everyone's in their own backyard
doing that's cool. And they left a bunch of free
plants and stuff for me because they wanted to, because
I have a lot of plants or flowers in my

(01:22:03):
house and so I just gave them all to Eddie.
Oh that's awesome, thank you so much, a lot of
great flowers. Like big shout out to Loads for that.
I our Country Fourth July Barbecue presented by Loads on
the CW Friday July three at eight seventh Central. So
check it out. It's gonna be some great artists there.
Tomorrow morning at this time, we'll all be taking a
written driver's test, and the person who finishes last test

(01:22:26):
to stuff with the consequences. Now, in this segment, we
got to figure out what the consequences are. We also
have to figure out how you feeling after. I'll read
you two more questions. Good, but here's who's just gonna
take it. Amy's gonna take it. I'm gonna take it,
Lunchbox canna take Eddie's gonna take it. Morgan, number two
is gonna take Raimundo is gonna take it. Okay, So
there are six of us and all you want to

(01:22:46):
do is not finished last. That's the only goal is
not to finish last. So question number one, Amy, see
how you do on this one. When you're hear a
fire engine siren, you must a slow down until it
passes you, B drive with your flashers on. See pull
over to the side of the road and stop, or

(01:23:06):
d speed up and take the nearest exit. See. Now,
when you hear a fire engine siren, you must you
say it is you pull over and stop till they
can go pass. Correct. Yes, good Eddie. See if you
get this one, come on If your car breaks down
on a highway, you should A sit in your car
and wait for help. B use your four way flashers

(01:23:30):
to warn other drivers, see sound your horn at passing motorists.
Or D flash your headlights at oncoming traffic. Ooh want
to hear them again? Yeah, yes, one more time. Please.
If your car breaks down, do you sit in your
car and wait for help? That's A. Do you b
use your four way flashers to warn other drivers see
you honk it everybody? Or D flash your headlights at

(01:23:51):
oncoming traffic. The last two are pretty ridiculous, but I'm
stuck between A and B. The stay in your car
and wait for help, or turn your four way flashers on,
which I don't. I guess the flashers are just the hazards.
I'm gonna go with be though, I think the best thing.
I don't know if you're gonna stay in the car
or not, but just turn your hazards on. That's correct,
So you got it. Look, everybody gonna make hundreds on

(01:24:12):
this test. I know you take drivers out a lot
for tickets. It was a defensive driving. Yes, yes, every
time you got a ticket. Every time I got a ticket,
that I had to pay for it. Yeah, they would
do defensive driving. Did you go to comedy defensive driving
every time? Was it fun No? No, it's supposed to
be funny. They try to be funny. They try to
make like they're reading questions like you are. But with
some kind of comedy tour. It's better than like the

(01:24:33):
regular because I've done both. Then they let you get
there was one time I did it where you could
go rent the DVDs from Blockbuster or something and you
take it from home on your own. How'd they go? Amazing?
Did you watch them? I would just have paid. Somebody
likes to do it. I did it. Um, Okay, So
tomorrow will actually take the test. The lowest person has

(01:24:55):
to suffer one of the punishments. Now, since this is
a democracy, will be voting on which punishment. I have
it down to three. Yes. Punishment number one is the
lowest The loser has to wash the other five's feet
on the air. We'll bring in a little tub of
water and you have to wash which lunchbox has some
really jacked feet? Oh you guys, getting my toenails. Number

(01:25:19):
two is since it's driving test, you have to one
day one every day, you have to clean the other
person's car inside and out. I don't understand what every
day one? Every day? All the people other people five, yes,
they're five with the people. Don't watch Crazy. Everybody's no,

(01:25:39):
there's this is impossible. Wash It's not impossible. It's a
little tough. I'd rather touch. Some of these are better
than other. Your car is probably worse. The final one
does involve you buying something for them. Remember to the show.
What is it? Every day you have to go to

(01:26:00):
our Bucks for the members of the show. Yeah, and
you have to every day for a week starting next week,
and you have to order whatever we tell you to
order it, meaning it can be a real drink or
it could be the you know, butt plug sandwich with
Oh boy, Okay, I'd rather do that. But i'd rather
do that. That's going to cost you money every day
for a week. Okay, So we have the funny Starbucks order,

(01:26:24):
clean everybody's cars or wash feet. Oh you gave me
a really nice star Wicks gift card for my birthday.
It's locked and loaded. Yeah, but we may have you
go say funny stuff instead of buying We know what
Amy wants. Guys, we don't have to pick that one. Okay,
I also want to wash feet one. Two. There are
six of us. We have wash feet, clean cars, or
funny Starbucks order. That's gonna cost money. Everybody that wants

(01:26:47):
funny Starbucks order say I, I Amy, that's one. There's
your vote, so you'll get to vote once. Right, Everybody
that wants to remember it's the loser gonna finish last. Yeah.
Everybody who wants the loser to have to clean everybody
else's car say I, I why would you do that? Oh?

(01:27:10):
That's great. It's a car game. It's a driving game.
This is perfect. I feel the same way. It's writ
in the theme. And then everybody who wants to if
you the loser has to wash everybody's feet, say I,
all right, there's the winner. There's the winner. Tomorrow will
be taking the test, and then the person who finishes
in dead last to wash everybody's feet. Who do you

(01:27:31):
think it's gonna finish dead last? You? No, that's I'm
worried about either. Ray Ray Maybe although Ray, when you're
driving Uber last year, didn you have to take a
driver's test? Yeah? We did, And I've moved states before
three times, actually, so I have taken a decent amount
of driver's tests, but multiple choice. I'm a B student,

(01:27:52):
so hopefully that flies. My bet would be ray Mondo
would finish last. I think we're all gonna do pretty
good on it. I bet he finishes last. Edie, who
do they finish the last? I would say Lunchbox, just
because you know, I think the older people have a disadvantage.
I think lunchbox. You get tickets a lot. I mean,
I've had tickets before, but in a while. I bet
he's the last one. It's been a while. Tomorrow on

(01:28:14):
the show, you've never gotten you've never gotten a I
got a ticket once when it was twenty two and
what were you doing? Going too slow? I must have
been going over the speed limit. See, so so you
might be at a slight disadvantage because you haven't taken
a test in a long time. Pick me then, But
he's the smartest one. I'm Quizzle Champions side action now,

(01:28:37):
I'm good. All right, Tomorrow morning, the written driver's test
right here on the show, there's six of us, loser
us to watch everybody else's feet. Everybody good, Yeah, good,
all right, I'm gonna know you guys go Thursday night,
to Las Vegas and we cannot wait. Baby bachelor party.
Huh we're coming in hot yeah masks, yes, yeah, money,
tons of money. Not I need some more money, honestly. Well,

(01:28:59):
so I gave you to hundred fifty bucks as a gift. Yeah,
I lose that. That's gone. But for everybody listening, be
on the Bobby Bone Show Instagram at Bobby Bone Show
because they're going to like hold the phone and kind
of hide the live stream. They can do it. And
Ray could have taken two hundred and fifty to gamble
or one hundred to keep, and he chose two fifty
to gamble. So what time do we say everybody needs
to be watching Thursday night? Around? Oh easy with that?

(01:29:22):
Around what time? Thirty Central? Okay, you don't do it
around nine thirty Central? Keep us all waiting. So Raymundo
was going out to Vegas for the bachelor party. Are
you guys? You're still going? No chance to postpone this
time that you can still get your rooms back. Flights
are booked, rooms are booked. We're set, all right? Is
it cheating, Raymundo? You're going out about to get married?

(01:29:44):
Would it be cheating if you were to kiss another girl.
Oh my gosh, I mean, my conscience would kill me. People,
But I'm saying at a bachtbor party would be okay
to kiss someone out? No, my fiance would what's the
word kill me? Yeah? I would say no too. But
Lunchbox one out to the streets. What you ask people, lunchbox,
I just wanted to know if at a bachelor party,
is anything goes because it's your last night of freedom?

(01:30:07):
Or are you still considered in a relationship and you're
not allowed to do anything with any chicks? All right,
lunchbox goes to the streets. Here you go. If I
was getting married again, it would be no. It wouldn't
be cheap. So you think it's okay because it's last
night of freedom. I don't know. I wouldn't do it.
I know one guy, dude, but he'd been married three
times too. Is it even the last night of freedom?

(01:30:33):
Aren't you still in a relationship? You've been together already,
like you couldn't do it the day before the bachelor
party and you're next to last night of freedom? Okay,
here's another one. No, no, no, At a bachelor party,
anything goes. That's why you know it's called a bachelor party,
so like that's the one night before they get married
that anything goes. So if if you know the groom

(01:30:55):
is is making out with another girl on that night,
then it's exempt. Any other time yet it's messed up,
but that night it's okay, Raymund, What would your girls
say if you were like, no, exempt? Uh no, she
wanted though what she said. If he's like no, don't
get mad, Maybe it's I'm exempt. I can do whatever
I want on this No. Vegas is still part of life,

(01:31:16):
and like you can't just get away with anything there.
All right, here's another one. Oh, that is absolutely cheating.
I mean he's you know, committed to that young lady
that he's going to give his life to her, especially
in the eyes of the Lord, in the eyes of
the state, especially those in attendance as well. Um, yes,
that is one hundred percent cheating. He's absolutely cheating on
his wife, whom he loves, I would assume, and he

(01:31:37):
brought in the Lord and the state. Here's one more club.
I okay, okay, thank you? Are you just yelling at people?
She weren't to go take out counter and so I

(01:31:58):
was thinking, I stuck my head in the way and though, okay,
you can't make out with somebody else if you're in
a relationship period the end. No, No, do you think
you can? You didn't hold on? Hold on, I don't
think at the bachelor party, I think things go a

(01:32:19):
little farther than normal. So I think it's okay. It's
not the end of the world. Would it have been
okay at yours? Yes? My wife told me just no tongue.
Oh right, you believe that, you believe. I don't believe.
She told him. That's where she said, so you could
have kissed her on the lips, but no tongue, no tongue.
That is not true. Would she vouch for that? She
would bouce for that. We have to get her on

(01:32:43):
they get back from the bachelor party. What about now?
Not now? I'll probably not now now that we're married.
Is probably at his bachelor party there, you're like, baby, Oh,
I'll ask her. Yesterday I was on Uber eats and
I think I'll order over there more than a new Postmates.
But both about this. But were Uber eats and they said, hey,
for a dollar twenty nine extra, will make your stop

(01:33:04):
a priority. Have you done that yet? No? I didn't
know that was the difference. He was like ten minutes
to my house. Oh wow, flew there. I got some
little bowl. It was like a ninety nine bowl of
chicken and corn and they bring it over and it
was quick and normally how long would that take? Twenty
five to thirty from that place pretty close to the house.

(01:33:24):
But I was just trying to meet it at the
house after the show. That's good. But they were like priority,
and I was like, I'll pay a buck extra for that.
See me there, I got the run the same time.
But you watch you Eatuber eats or Postmates? I Postmates, Yeah,
of course you would, pretty well, what's the difference, no idea, none,
I have the Uber Eats app. I just click on
Postmates more so, I mean, I'll try it. I guess

(01:33:46):
now that there's this expedited service because like a buck
some time. Yeah, my Postmates the other night to fifty
five minutes, when our PF Changs took an hour and
ten minutes. Food didn't get there to apter nine o'clock.
But still PF chank pretty freaking good. Okay, Almos calling
me mister fancy night out because I ordered it washed.
She went to dinner with Amy I had the Mongolian beef,

(01:34:10):
Mongolian ben Chef's kiss, and I got some letters shraps,
which they're great, but if you have to wrap them yourself,
and they just not as good. But you rub them
yourself at the Yeah, but they're like all the lettuce
is like in a pile folded. Not it's just not
the same. Letter traps aren't the same. Mongolian beef was good.
Letter shraps are pretty good. And then I got umdles. No,

(01:34:33):
I don't getting noodles on the gut gut, you know,
ding thing on the good gut. Yeah, all right, that's
what's up Amy. What's up today? Unpacking? Yeah, yep, that's
it you. I'm gonna go do stuff at the opery today.
Ikd um. That's it for the most part. I guess
some stuff around the house, but who cares, right, Yeah,

(01:34:55):
Eddie's gonna come over after this and pick up all
those plants and say I'm not waiting nice flowers. All right,
that's it, Thank you very much. We'll see tomorrow. By
Red Bobby Bass

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