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October 26, 2021 79 mins

We welcome back Lunchbox from paternity leave! He tells us the story about his 3rd child’s delivery and reveals the gender that we’ve all been dying to know! We put everyone’s name on the wheel and the loser has to drink the World’s Hottest Shot. Bobby talks about Dancing with the Stars last night and what people make per episode the longer they stay in.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting the Alaska what's happening? Everybody? Welcome to another show,
Morning Studio Lunchboxes back today, first time back in a
few weeks. He had another baby. We'll reveal what the
sex is coming up in an hour. Joey and Georgia

(00:23):
is on the phone. Hey Joey, you're on the air.
What's happening dude? Morning to morning? Hey? What I have
Bobby and I hope the church and I agree with
me is my daughter just started University of George's as
an income and freshman, and we're finally got tickets to
the Florida Georgia game this year. But I've been a
lifelong Florida fan, and my wife says that I absolutely

(00:47):
have to wear my Georgia dad church to the game
with my daughter and all these other Georgia fans, And
I just truly want to wear my Kimchibow jersey. What
should I do? Yeah? I felt that I think if
your daughter or son was on the team, you would
have to support her or him, right, Yes, the fact

(01:11):
that she's just going to school there, right, that she's
just going to school there? Is that true? That's correct? Yeah,
just making sure I'm hearing You're right. There is no
chance I would if Caitlyn I had a kid and
that kid went to Oklahoma. First of all, I god forbid.
But second of all, if we're at that game and
Caitlin's like, hey, we need to support her, she ain't playing.

(01:32):
I'm wearing Arkansas jersey. You're out of your mind with
the wife and the daughter. Like your daughter's like, dad,
please wear She's not playing on the team. That's what
you tell her. Yeah, Like, hey, Joey, when you go,
who are you rooting for? I'm going to be rooting
for Florida. Yes, all of everybody's going. My daughter, my wife,
my dad, my brother, all of them were Georgia plans,
and they're all gonna be there with us. But I'm

(01:53):
I'm gonna have to I've got to wear Kim. I don't.
I mean, I don't. I don't think that your daughter
just going to school there should make you have to
wear a Georgia. Sure. By the way, Florida's biggest rival,
Florida it is. I'm telling as a sports fan, I'm
telling you right now, where are your tebow jersey? There's

(02:15):
no read If your daughter was the punter, I would
say that was different. If she was playing wide receiver
for Georgia, that would be different. But it's not. She's
just going to school there. Where are your Florida jersey?
Are you gonna be cheering for Florida? Absolutely with all
the Georgia people around you? Yes, okay, That's been my life,
my entire life. I've always been a Florida fan, and
all my family has been Georgia fans. I live in Georgia,

(02:38):
so I mean. And she she got a great scholarship
to Georgia, and I wanted her to go to Florida,
but she had an opportunity. She chose Georgia's say, hey,
don't don't never give up on your beliefs. M No, yeah,
Tim Tebow all the way. What's not about Tebow, it's
about Florida. Well, he clearly likes that jersey. I'm sure
it was expensive. Can you compromise and wear your Tim

(02:59):
Tebow but then get a Georgia hat, Georgia daddy, you
know you'd like them, or a shirt that says make
a shirt that says my daughter goes to Georgia, but
I'm rooting for Florida, and then put Tim Tebow on
the back. I mean, that's kind of funny. No chance,
where are your Florida jersey? Okay? I would say different

(03:19):
if she was on the team, and so would you.
So where are your Florida jersey? Be proud? She still
knows you love her, but you know who else you love? Florida.
I'm telling you there's no I would not wear an
Oklahoma jersey if my kid wasn't on the Oklahoma football team.
No chance. I'm sure your daughter honestly really doesn't care
if you wear the Florida. I'm just saying if she
was begging you to wear the Georgia, then I guess

(03:41):
that's where it get hard, all right, Joey. She thinks, yeah,
that's great. She thinks it's funny though, because she knows
who you are. Hey, be you remain, you stay true
to yourself. Love the show, all right. See buddy, good luck.
It is time to get over and open up the mailbag.
You send something, ye, Hello, Bobby Bones. My daughter is

(04:08):
twelve years old and the only time she hears from
her biological father's side of the family is Christmas when
they have a gift for her. For many years, I've
thought it was a nice gesture. However, I am now
considering not taking the gifts. I am wondering if this
is more harm than good for my daughter. Please advise
on whether I should fake as mile and say thank
you or politely tell them that we don't want to

(04:29):
accept the gift. Signed confused before Christmas? That's interesting. They
still give you a gift, but they want nothing else
to do with you. I guess I'm sorry. Just take
the gift, right, Just take the gift. There's no reason
to create drama that doesn't need to be the existent
at all. Guess what's gonna happen? Take the gift? Tell

(04:51):
what's the problem with I'm literally asking the question, like,
what's the problem? Whenever your daughter gets something from a
side of the family that she doesn't really know, I'm
assuming that maybe it causes confusion of like, well, who
are these people and where have they been and why
don't they want to talk to me any other time?
But the mom might be feeling it more than the

(05:12):
five year olds. I didn't have a big relationship with
that side of my family, my biological father's side, like
one uncle who I still know and so kend of
my wedding. But I don't know. I'm a real dad.
I didn't know. I have a relationship with his mom,
my grandmother who's since passed that side. I didn't know,
and I would occasionally get stuff with my grandmother and
I was just like, Okay, cool, I get twenty bucks here.

(05:34):
And it also allowed me to know they still existed
and at least they do care. They could be totally
off the radar. Yeah, it's weird, but I'm gonna say,
stay away from drama if you can. And I think
saying hey, we don't want your gifts is dramatic. Yes,
And she's twelve twelve starting to be that age too
where you can have almost adult like conversations. So I

(05:57):
don't know. I'm sitting here thinking about if it was
my kids in my family, I would maybe if you
haven't done this, you can have a thoughtful conversation with
that family if you do want them a part of
their life in some capacity, have you done anything to
make that possible? If you extended the olive branch, maybe
invited them for dinner or give them an opportunity and

(06:19):
say that you would like for there to be a relationship.
But yeah, then if not, you can still do the
Christmas one time that happened where I don't really call
her here's my grandmother, but I really have a relationship
with her after like age six or seven, because my
real grandmother adopted me for a while. It was two
polar situations. But the grandmother on my biological father's side said, hey,

(06:41):
we haven't seen each other in a long time. Why
don't you come over for Christmas? How old were you then?
Twenty three? Yes, And at this point I hadn't seen
my biological father since I was six, and so I
was like, okay, sure, like he's not gonna be there, right,

(07:02):
And they're like, nah, we haven't seen him in a,
you know, a few years. Who knows. I get there
and I walk in the door and he's there. Yeah,
And I I remember going, well, this is not where
I want to be. And he says to me, Hey,
did you come here to beat me up? And I'm
thinking to myself, everybody can beat me up. What are
you talking about? Like I'm the biggest whip in the world.

(07:24):
But it was, it was. It was a tough one.
It's a really awkward situation. I ended up I sat
down for like fifteen minutes and I was like, Hey,
this isn't very good for me. I'm gonna go ahead
and go, and then I jumped out, but heck, she
made an effort. Yeah. I also didn't know he was
gonna show up later in life. I met him. I
met him three or four years ago. Yeah, maybe five
years ago. It had been thirty years since i'd seen him.

(07:45):
But I remember that they had reached out to me
and said, hey, come be a part of this side
of the family, and I went, who it was a
bad back. Do you think that? They were like, Okay,
this is gonna since she said, I guess you asked
if you'd be there, right, I asked, like some cousins
and stuff, and they were like, now think so okay,
Well maybe in her mind she's like, oh, maybe this
will be a chance for them to connect and I'll

(08:06):
just get them both in the same room. Remember being
startled and him looking at me going he said, did
you come here to kick my a? Yeah? And I went,
first of all, who are for a second, I'd even
put it together? And then I was like, uh no,
and I don't want to get mine kicked either, So
I'm gonna have a couple of green beans and hit
the ground running. What an interesting way for him to

(08:27):
deal with his feelings in that moment. Oh, I learned
a lot about when I finally did meet up with him.
He was always the villain to me. He's not the villain.
He's a guy who just made some bad choices and then,
much like I am, was extremely stubborn or embarrassed and
didn't want to confront them. And so I don't hate
him anymore. I don't have a relationship with him, but

(08:48):
I don't hate him anymore. But I think maybe, as
I talk about this out loud, get in these presents
from this side of the family, eventually is some sort
of bridge that allows that to be crossed again and
there could be a relationship in the future. Yeah. So
when your grandma invited you to dinner, I mean that
you did, yeah, and I was I was like, yeah,
why no, I think that would be good kind of cool.
So take the gift, That's what I say. And we

(09:10):
did a whole bunch of therapy for me in the segment.
We learned a lot. If you want to send us
an email, you can Morgan, what's the email address, nail
bag at Bobby bones dot com. There you go, we
got your game. That was the cloth anyone happened with

(09:31):
your kids at baseball. This is my six year old,
so he usually plays picture right and the coach puts
him in these positions, but one game he just wanted
to rotate them out, so he took my son and said, hey,
I want you an outfield this time. And I'm in
the stands and I'm watching it happen, and I just
see my son throw his arms up like what outfield?
Are you crazy? And then the game in the middle
of the game, and then he takes his hat, his

(09:52):
baseball cap, and throws it on the grass and walks off,
and the coach has to like pick up his hat
and like put it back in his head. I'm looking like,
what is going on right now? Is he really pitching
a fit because he's going to the outfield. So I'm thinking, like,
this is rude. Is this bad behavior? He cannot be
acting like this. But then there's also the competitive side, like, hey,

(10:12):
he's fighting for his position. He's letting the coach know
that I don't want to be in the outfield. I'm
good enough to be in the infield. So there are
two sides that I wanted to ask you, guys, like,
what would you do if this was your son and
he did this. What's your question? Do you tell him, hey,
that's brude. Don't ever do that, or do you say,
I like your competitiveness. I like that you stood up
for yourself and you let the coach know that you

(10:35):
wanted to be in the infield. You don't ever do
that in the middle of a game. First of all,
you don't throw your hat and throw his. He's sick,
so he's allowed. But as he's allowed, he's allowed to
have that grace because he's six. But the discussion is not, hey,
good for you, you're competitive you throw a fit in
the middle of a field in front of everybody, because
not at all. Because when you agree to be on

(10:55):
a team and you have a coach coach you you
allow the coach to coach you. So if the coach
tells you to go play right field or first base
or sit out a couple innings, you do that. Now,
if there's something you want to talk to coach about
after the game, that's a different situation. That is something
you need to address with him, because that is not
being competitive, that's being why you're nodding at me because
I did exactly that. After the game was over, I said,

(11:17):
come on, you're coming with me, and you're gonna go
talk to your coach. And then I said, coach, I
think my son did something out there that you shouldn't
have and I said, go ahead, apologize. Say he goes
up there, he's like, Coach, I'm sorry. I took my
hat off and I threw it on the ground, and
I disrespected you. No hat sliding, no complaining in the
middle of the game. You're not Aaron Rodgers. You're six.
You're being moved around on a baseball field. And that's

(11:40):
my point. So later on the weekend, we're watching football
and somebody starts yelling at his coach, throwing his helmet
on the bench, and I'm like, okay, well the pros
are doing it now, and like I'm just thinking at
this point, like, well, I'm teaching them the right thing
by being respectful towards this coach. But at the same time,
like you just said, you got Aaron Rodgers going, no,
I'm gonna call the shot. Coach, get out of here.

(12:00):
Tell your son whenever he's able to make money from
playing a sport or be an adult. Then he can
get huffy and puffy all he wants. Oh but no,
six year old, that's not allowed. Yeah, I agree, that's
exactly what I did out in the field. I made
him apologize, and even the coach said, hey, I love
your heart. I love that you're passionate out there. I
love that you stood up against me. But that's no
I'm going to tell you what to play, and that

(12:21):
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(13:06):
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and I was a big Bird and big Bird it
was the actual big birds, about seven foot four and
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in Franklin Street. So we get down there and as

(13:27):
a night went on, my straps broke, so the head
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(13:49):
had a multiple pre existing condition, so the doctors are like,
she may not recover from this at all. She spent
ten months on a ventilator and now for months and months,
but it's okay. Maria is finally coming home and the
doctors say the family's presence of them coming in and
saying hide or they just saw her perk up every
single time. They think that's what made her fight the

(14:09):
battle and she won. The ventilator. Is that the last step,
the most intense step. Yeah, and to be on want
for ten months? Wilder. We had a couple of people
in our family, Caitlin's family, they were on a ventilator
and it was like, I mean, one bad night and
you can lose them when they're on a ventilator, dank
ten months. I hate to see that, Bill though, I
don't think they're thinking of that. That's not to tell

(14:30):
me something good, the American healthcare system, not to tell
me something good. But that's a great story. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Lunchboxes
back in the studio for the first time in a
few weeks as he had a third baby. How does
it feel being a dad of three, Lunchbox, Oh, it's exhausting,
Like it is so hard because you have two that

(14:51):
can move, and so they're going one direction, and then
you got the other baby that can't move, that's crying,
and they're all there's just action all the time. There
is no time to sit down and and just you know,
sip on a cocktail or anything. Like that you are go,
go go all the time. But it's awesome. So you
have two boys, what were you guys hoping for this
next time? My wife was praying for a girl because

(15:11):
she didn't want to be stuck with three boys and
then me being a boy and the dog being a boy,
all boys in the house. So she's praying girl me.
You know me, I want a boy, boy boy boy.
And so you guys did not find out until you
were in the room. Correct. We didn't find out with
our first two. We were gonna find out with the
third one. My wife wanted to but I convinced her.
I was like, look, you need to quit being selfish
and we need to find out when the baby comes out.

(15:32):
And so I won that argument and we waited till
delivery day. I mean, it sounds like you're being selfish
real gay, Well, because what does it change if we
know who cares? Let's just wait till the day it
is born and it'll be the huge surprise when the
doctor hands us that baby and we have to look
And so what is it like because I don't have
kids yet? So is it like waiting for your team

(15:52):
to kick fill goal? And you're like if you make this,
we win the game. And you're just like, oh boy,
here it goes, here it goes. Is that what it's
like as you wait for the sex of that new baby,
absolute loutely you're waiting for that game winning play because
like when she starts pushing and everything like. So it
was crazy because we were induced because she has some
health issues and so all right, let's go. We're gonna
take a nap, and my wife wakes me up, goes,
I think I'm gonna ask for an epidural now, and

(16:13):
I'm like, okay, cool, and then she's like, I don't
have time for the epidurl. It's time to go. I
gotta get this baby out of me now, now now.
And the doctor's like, look, if you gotta push that
baby out and I'm not down there to catch it,
it'll land on the bed because the doctor wouldn't even
scrubbed in or anything. And I'm going, here, we are
games on the line, what's it gonna be? What's it
gonna be? And they're like push, push, push, ah, and

(16:34):
I mean I see the head and I'm like, I
see your head. Baby. Next time, next time you push,
the baby's gonna be here, so we wait for the
next contraction. All right, here we go three two one
push push push Booh, the baby comes out and the
doctor holds it up. The doctor holds up the baby
and and are you ready, yes, all ready, baby box

(17:00):
three is hey, good boy and the boy and the
boy at three for three boy boy boy boy boy boy.
Oh my goodness. They hold up that baby and you
look and you see the parts, and you're just like, baby,
it's a boy. We got a boy. And it was

(17:23):
she disappointed it all, I think a little bit. She
was sad, and she said that was the problem with
not finding out, is that she was worried she was
gonna be sad. In the delivering room, she cried a
little bit. And I don't know if she was crying
from pain because she didn't have time to get the epidul. Guys,
she only pushed for nine minutes. So when people have
babies in the car because it comes so fast, now
I totally get it, because it was like, she goes,

(17:45):
I think I'm gonna get the epidul ten minutes later
we had a baby. Wow. So what about when you
hear people go I took me thirty six hours to
have a baby. I'm like, I don't know how that's possible.
That's crazy. All three of your kids come out quick.
I mean our first one was like eight or nine hours,
the second one was four hours, and then this one
was nine minutes. Crazy, you can do thirty seconds on

(18:06):
the next one. Oh my god. I mean, are y'all
gonna have another one? To try for a girl? I mean,
she said, talked to her in six months. Because the
whole pain of delivering a baby, the excitement, like we're
in it right now. So the excitement of it's like,
oh my gosh, we want more. But let's see how
the family of three transitions. And I mean it was crazy,
but we got a third boy, and I mean over

(18:26):
the moon excited. It's incredible. It was incredible, so awesome.
A clip of the first cry. Are you recording this
on your phone? Oh? Yeah, on my phone, Like you
just hit record, like when it's starting to go down,
Like I cut out all the script. I thought I'd
bring in screaming, but I didn't think you guys wanted
to hear the pain of her and like screaming and crying,
So I just cut all that, Like the whole it's

(18:48):
the whole nine minute clip. All right, guys, here we go. Okay,
here we go. This is the baby's first cry. Ah,
does that baby look different than your other two babies.
I'm gonna tell you what. This baby looks identical to me.

(19:09):
Like it is. Officially this one, I don't even need it.
There's no paternity tests, need it at all. Like it
is a doppelganger of me. The other two did not
look like me. This one is my spitting image. Everybody
that has seen this baby goes, oh, that's you. I mean,
it has the same hair as me when I was born.
I mean, looks just like me. Boom. The other two
is still concerned about her. Ah, the first one for sure,

(19:31):
because he's just he's shy and just totally opposite of
what I am. But it's okay that he could be
like your wife though. Kids are different, and I'm trying
to learn how to understand that and grasp that. Like,
I mean, we wanted all of them to come out
just like him. He used to be so competitive with
Eddie because Eddie's two year old just is like an athlete.

(19:51):
Heaton balls and lunchboxes, isn't correct, and mine is like
we we go to like little birthday parties for like
people he goes to preschool with or whatever, and like
he just stands off to the side, and I'm just like,
hey man, you gotta go talk to him. And I
try to force him, and I'm just like, you gotta
let him do his thing. But I'm like, dude, they're
having fun. You see how they're jumping on that trampoline.

(20:12):
You need to get in there and jump on the trampoline.
I don't want to. And I'm just like, okay, okay,
very frustrated. But okay, you say that to your kid.
I'm very frustrated, I say in my head, like we
went talking, okay, yeah, like we went to one of
those trampoline parks and for a birthday party and he
wanted to play with the massage cheer over in the
corner instead of jumping on the trampoline. Hey, I get that.

(20:37):
So yeah, but yeah, I love him. He is great.
But third boy who just like me, We got a boy.
Three for three, let's go and even the dogs a
boy if you missed it earlier, boys even the dogs
a boy. Yeah, congratulations, thank you. Three for three. On boy,
I have a friend that's got all has four girls.
Oh my gosh, that's a brutal same situation, only exactly

(21:00):
the reverse. Yes, that's a little different. Paris Hilton's wedding
registry has been discovered and now shared, and people are
given her a hard time because why are you putting
up a wedding registry? I felt when I was, you know,
about to get married and we had a registry, I
was like, I don't know, do we need a registry?
And then someone said to me, hey, you guys should

(21:23):
experience what people get to experience. It's like part of
that is putting stuff up on a registry and have
people buy it for you. And I was like, you're right.
That was complete selfish for me to go we don't
need a registry because maybe it wasn't for me, Yes
for Caitlin. You know, we got a bunch of cutting boards. Yeah,
you know, I'll be honest. Well, but also too, as
your guest attending and people that care about you is
we're going to buy you something, so we would rather

(21:44):
like to know exactly what you need, even though yeah,
could you go out and buy it yourself, yeah sure,
but who cares. The point is we want to gift
it to you well, and to me it was, hey,
we're supposed to buy you a gift, and if you
don't give us any sort of indication about to buy,
we're lost. Yeah, you're gonna get a bunch of well
stuff you don't want. So like a lot of cuts.
We have like nine cutting boards the wild. It's wild

(22:07):
that that's like just the go to. It's like, okay,
we don't know what gets people that your registry was
already sold out by the time they shopped. Scooba Steve
sent us a card and in the card he wrote down, hey,
we got you this part of the couch because I'd
put a couch up on our wedding registry and was like, hey,
as a joke, we're walking out. Let me just beat
the couch and then people could put in like twenty bucks,

(22:28):
thirty bucks and buy the couch. So Scooba Steve drew
a couch on a card and then circled like a
pillow on it and goes, we're responsible for that. Nice
of them. Yeah, so I do have Paris Hilton's here
here you go. Among the items, there's a five hundred
dollars erme's platter, a nine hundred and eighty five dollar

(22:49):
Christoffel party tray, a one thousand dollar Christall caveaar server
with a spoon, a four thousand, eight hundred and eighty
five dollars vase, and then it continues to go. And
I know people are busting or chops about this, but
all in on the wedding registrate's about sixty thousand dollars.
They're worth so much money, and I believe the guy

(23:10):
she's marrying a billionaire, Like, I think this is just
for the people to be able to buy them something
more than it is that they need this right well,
I mean, and again that may be not stuff that
you go out on a Saturday and want a shop
for yourself, but you have wealthy I'm sure they have
a ton of wealthy friends that want to buy them
something as a gift and they can afford that. There

(23:31):
are some affordable options like a one hundred and eighty
five dollars cake dome. I don't even know what that is. Oh,
it's what you put a cake in, Like if you
bake a cake, you can put it and got a
platter with like a glass dome that goes over it
so you can see through and see the pretty cake.
I think it's funny they list that as an affordable option.
Is and there's a two hundred and fifty dollars that
of ice tongs? Yeah? What is this made of the

(23:52):
tusk of an eleven? So? But I'm looking at it
all here. I just think people are looking for reasons
to bust on other Peter, And I think, all things considered,
this isn't near as extravagant as I would have thought
a Paris Hilton wedding registry would be. Like would I
ever spent two hundred fifty bucks on a pair of
eyes tongs or a set of no chance, you're talking

(24:15):
about a different class of money. Yeah, But for her
who cares? Who may get hurting? Maybe just for fun?
She beaped it on the way out to see if
someone would get in like the couch. That's why I did,
and hearing what happened, I beaped on in the way
out as a joke, not as a joke because it
was a really nice couch. But I thought, there's no
chance someone's going to buy us this two thousand dollars couch.
And then our CEO just got it and sent it
down a f one. Well, luckily, Scuba paid for a pillow,

(24:38):
and then everybody else was beating the other ones. Now
we just have gift cards to go buy whatever we want,
which is awesome. All here's a voicemail we got last night.
Hi studio, I have a morning corny for eight meet.
What do you call something religious that only shows up
around Halloween? Hey boo? Do love the show by a Booda? Yeah,

(25:00):
there you go. You's Amy's pile of stories. So Tim
McGraw was talking about inspirations in his life, but when
it comes to country music, George Strait is definitely a
big one musically, George Strait. I mean, who doesn't love
George Strait? And although he represents and you just think
he's one of those guys that's just so innately confident

(25:21):
with himself and confident in who he is, which is
always great to see and cool to see, and something's
always inspiring. I watch McGraw's TikTok's he's got somebody good
helping him, because I think they set up a whole
day of it and they shoot a whole bunch of
content and then they just slowly layer it out there.
Because I'm sure McGraw's not on his phone, going, it's
a fun triend, let's do this. But whomever is running

(25:41):
Tim McGraw's TikTok account and getting him to do that stuff,
they're doing a great job because he's killing it over there. Okay,
so Bobby, you and Kaylin got married a few months ago.
Imagine you're on your honeymoon and you think you're about
to relax with your new wife, and all of a sudden,
her entire family shows up to your honeymoon to surprise,
y'all surprise. I think she would be annoyed with that

(26:02):
more than I would be. Oh really not because she
doesn't love a family. Because she was like, I want
to go and just like chill out and do nothing
for five or six days. But I'd be like more
people for activities. Well I'm a big activity guys. She's
a big relaxed person. Well a groom was talking about
how this happened to him and his new bride on
their honeymoon, and he was livid and kept having to
like yell at her family and it was getting really awkward.

(26:25):
But yeah, they straight up showed up at the honeymoon
on the beach at the restaurant, got the hotel rooms
on their floor. I mean, you just not a good situation. Yeah,
like boundaries who in this family, Like there's multiple people
involved and nobody thought, hey, it's probably a bad idea.
Also reminds me of that story when COVID first hit
about that couple. They were over on some crazy island
on like a first or second date, and then they

(26:46):
got trapped there for months. Oh yeah, so they just
and then the hotel resort they were staying got shut
down because of COVID, so they had to go live
with like the people that were running the hotel, and
so they're unlike their first or second date, and all
of a sudden they're not together anymore. But for months
they were stuck. That's crazy. Yeah, all right, what else
you get? Well? I saw Darius Rucker tweeted that Wednesday

(27:07):
should be spelled differently and that it shouldn't be the
end before the D, it should be the opposite, And
so I was thinking, oh, Wednesday, when does a day
like that's always a word for me where I have
to like spell it out for you, and I just
did or before I write it out. So I didn't
know if you have any words that you always struggle
with no pretty good all the words. Really, I can't
spell like license ever, Like I don't even know, like

(27:29):
ask me right now, I can't even spell license for you.
I guess restaurant. So I'll just avoid an. I'll write
eating place. That was Amy's Pile of Stories, Kid's time
for the good news lunchbox. A cop down in Florida
named Marcus Dawson gets the call, yeah, we got a

(27:51):
house fire over on Main Street, and he goes, oh,
you know, I'm responding. And he shows up at the
house and it's on fire, and the neighbors like, hey,
don't worry, no one's home, no one home. But Marcus
is like, man, I can't take their word for it.
So he goes around to the back of the house
and he hears a dog and he opens the you know,
screened in porch, lets the dog out. He's like, I
gotta go in the house and look. And in the
back bedroom he found a ten year old boy hiding

(28:13):
under a blanket. Brought him out to safety. Why did
they think no one was in there? The neighbor just said, hey,
no one's home. No one's home, because maybe they saw
the family leave earlier. I don't know, but Kevin, that's
what I think of. They forgot him behind and didn't know,
but the cops saved him. Huh Yeah, Marcus Dawson got
in there, got the kid and the dog out alive.
That's awesome. That is what it's all about. That was

(28:34):
tell me something good. So this guy gets his house
broken into. He's gone for a couple of weeks, he
goes back home, windows are busted out, and there's a note.
Why was the house locked when there was no money?
Someone busted in the house, couldn't find any money and
then left a note. Why would someone do that? The
burglar was so discouraged by the lack of cash and

(28:55):
the home that he had to leave a note to
let him know just what he was feeling. Wow. I
remember once when my house got broken into. I'm a
little thankful to who broke into the house, because well
they did bust in the window, but they did drop
the hammer as well. Like an idiot, you gotta take
the tools with you. Jack's fingerprint. We fingerprinted the crap
out of that thing. Know exactly who it was. Found

(29:16):
them and so secondly I went upstairs and I was like,
oh no, please, don't have let my dog out or
have hurt my dog, because if they're going through rooms,
they're gonna open up a door, they're gonna see my
dog in there, and they could let him out, they
could kick him, they could shoot him, who knows, and
they didn't. He was still in there, just chilling, and
I was like, oh, I appreciate that, Robber. Yeah, like
he couldn't feel up at the chest out. I was like,

(29:37):
I appreciate you, Rober, appreciate that. Thanks for looking out.
Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning. Corny, Morning, Corny.
What does the fisherman say on Halloween? What does the
fisherman say on Halloween? Trick or trout? That was pretty good,
By the way, today's the twenty six. They're only three

(30:00):
more Halloween jokes and we're done, yes, and then will
you got to be getting near the end of them though, right? No?
And there's lots there are are you saving the best friend?
Knock knock? Who's there? Boo? Okay, I'm just trying to
scare you. I mean, yeah, there's plenty of The list
goes on and on, but then after Halloween will move
into fall Thanksgiving type stuff and then after this Christmas

(30:23):
pumpkins and pies and scarecrows turkeys. Yeah. Do you know
who Stevie Knicks is? Yes, slide, Yeah, you know the
name of the group, yes, the um the hold on.
Don't say that might help you, Hettie, yeah, Fetwood, Yes,

(30:44):
that's it. That's it. So Stevie Knicks said that her
bedtime is eight am. Oh gosh, what whoa? I was
about to say she's old, but she said her bedtime
usually is around eight am. That to me sounds perfect
to sleep during the day. Oh, I'm a vampire. I
would be. This show has me completely against my circadium

(31:07):
reddythm or whatever they say about you know how you're
supposed to be awake based on how your body feels
with the sun. I'm out. I would go to bed
four to five am for the most part. That's up
all night when the sun comes up. When the sun
comes up, I gets sleepy. That's how I feel. And
so I would not have the schedule. As soon as

(31:27):
I'm done here on the show, who knows what it is,
I'm going right back to five six am. That's what
I'm going to sleep. I'm sleeping all day. I'm waking
up at like four pm and then I'm rolling through. No, okay,
nobody bothers you at two in the morning. That's what
I try to respect that about my daughter because she
says that that that's how she is. She's just a
night person, and I do see her come alive at night,
so it's difficult as a parent when that's when she

(31:48):
wants to thrive. No, there's like eight pm. It comes
around and I'm like, man, I'm feeling so funny right now.
I sure wish I was doing a show right now.
Like that to me, is my morning like eight pm?
Be rocking it. There's a picture of a girl who's
on a flight and she puts her hair over the seat.
So you're sitting in a seat in the airplane, and

(32:08):
usually you put your hair in front so it doesn't
go over into the person behind you, right, But she
hangs her hair over the entire back of the seat.
What do you think about that? She can't do that.
It's completely disrespectful. But can you do that? No? You can't.
That's like no, because your hair is hanging over If
they want to put their tray down, if they got
a drink. I don't know how long her hair is
does her hair get in your food and your drinking

(32:29):
in your space? That's your space. What kind of person
does this though? What kind of person thinks that where
they are in their life is so much more important
than where you are on your life? Right? Like, that's
some entitlement if I've ever seen it. Someone that just
doesn't give a crap about anything, So how to get handled.
A plane passenger sparked outrage online after a photo emerge

(32:50):
of her long hair draped over the back of her seat.
The picture showing the hair draped down onto another passenger's
tray table. It's disgusting. I can't it's disgusting. Twitter user
Anthony captioned the picture with the words, with this irritate you,
but it wasn't pee you off. Yeah, it was unclear

(33:11):
what airline the woman was on. It looks like a
Southwest flight. Being someone who has flown a few hundred
thousand Southwest flights, it looks like a Southwest flight. But
the tweet has gone viral and it's just someone who
gives no crap about anything other than herself unless it
was set up. And I know I was just thinking that,
And now TikTok has me thinking everything is set up,
but I'm gonna believe it for what I see here

(33:31):
and say this is just a bad person. You don't
do that to somebody else. Did you see the TikTok
about who gets the middle the middle armrest? Oh? Yeah,
so what was it the receipts? Yeah, right, and there's outside,
and there's window, and then there's the two armrests that
come up over the middle. And the flight said those
two armrests belong to the person in the middle because
it sucks what they're sitting in. That's right, that's at

(33:52):
least what they can have. I mean, honestly, when I'm
sitting there, it just belongs to whoever gets there first,
even if I feel like it's mine. If somebody else
has their elbow, I just squeeze in and let them
have it. I sit on the window. I don't never
take the arm orrest unless it's with Kaitlin or something,
and then I lifted all the way up. We could,
But other than that, I don't take it because the
person in the middle you're having a fly yoda, so
you just take the armrest. Yeah, at least we could do.

(34:15):
Have you ever had a stranger lift up the armrest,
like you and Kitlin know each other, But have you
ever had it lifted off and you don't know the
person next to you? That would be weird? And have
you really weird? I have had a stranger fallow step
on my shoulder before. Yeah, like they're asleep, sitting up
and they just kind of fall over and they put
their head on my shoulder. Did you let them just
sleep there? I did good? Yeah, and I just and

(34:35):
then I just kept waiting for them to get up
to go pee. It was It wasn't a whole hour,
it was like eight minutes or something, but it felt
pretty good about myself. I was like, here, I have
to take it on for the team. This is pretty good.
So thoughtful. Amy's daughter's fourteen. She is starting to practice driving,
so I thought, let's see if we could pass some
of these easy driver's test questions. Okay, Amy, you're up first.

(35:00):
What foot should you use for breaking the same foot
you used for the accelerator? Which one would that be?
If you have a right foot, is should be your
right foot? A lot of people that don't, Well, the
answer is right foot, Eddie. Yeah. If you hear or
see an emergency, vehicle with its lights on while driving?
What are you required to do? Oh? I love doing

(35:22):
this pool over and let them pass correct. Yeah, I
love that. We're driving yesterday and here and it's one
of those things where you can't find it. You're like,
which way is it coming? Where is it going? And
I'm like, Caitlin's looking all around too, We're trying to
find it. And then she's like, Okay, it's it's on
the interstatement's goo in the other direction. Because everyone's just confused.

(35:43):
People are pulling all directions left, right, and if you're
on like the far left lane, you can't get over
to the right, so then people are pulling to the left.
I also like watching those videos because they'll put like
a GoPro in a fire truck and you're watching the
guy drive and the guy's cutting through all the traffic wildest. Yeah,
it would also be fun to be a part of that.
It just feels like so dangerous though. That's a big

(36:03):
fire truck having to make a lot of quick turns. Lunchbox.
When driving in fog, what lights should you use your headlights? Yeah?
Which ones? The ones in the front on the head
they have the headlights have a name yes or fog?

(36:24):
When when driving in fog? Which lights should you use?
I mean, I don't know any other term besides headlights.
People like Amy, high beams? Why why would you use low? Okay?
I see what you say when you're When you're in high,
it gets real like bright. Oh, so in fog you

(36:45):
use low? Learn something. Never day, we've just pulled lunchboxes license.
He's no longer able to drive. It's not valid anyway.
Come on, Amy, What direction should you turn your wheels
when you park uphill? What? Why? Okay? What? Why would I? Okay,
so I guess if you're parking up a hill, the
reason why you would turn is so they don't slide backwards,

(37:06):
just in case, so slide you mean roll whatever? Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna say it. Because you're parked up against the
curb on the right, you do them to the right,
so that way your wheels aren't in the road. So
you like to the right to the right, point your
wheels to the right of the road, away from the curb. Oh,

(37:28):
I went towards the curb block done that before. I
don't even put on the barking break and let your
vehicle roll back slowly until the rear part of the
front wheels resist against the curb, using it as a block. Okay,
that makes sense. Yep, I've never done that, right, thank you, Eddie.
How many feet do you signal before turning? How many feet?
Not literal feet, right, like like how many like feet? Feet? Well?

(37:51):
How many feet do you mean like the measurement the
measurement of feet are you talking about? Yes? My actually
two feet? How many feet do you signal before turning? Well?
These have gotten hard? Well ye, at the second level.
You should know this stuff. I don't know. I don't either,
though you don't. Well. I did take a CDL, so
I know some of the stuff from having a basically
take a new driver's test, but I wouldn't have let
me see, let me see, uh, let me guess that

(38:14):
you have to I don't know. A hundred yeah? Correct? Really? Yeah? Okay?
How many signal before turning? Well, I'm not saying that's it,
but I'm like, that's actually correct, And I know that
we lunchbox. When you see a flashing yellow light at
an intersection, what should you do? Oh? You roll through it? Okay,

(38:35):
I mean you don't. I mean the yellow means you
don't have to stop. You can just keep going. He's
taking right, slow, slow down a proceeed with caution you
but you put your foot on the brake and you
slow down. You look around. Well, yeah, you don't have
to stop at that one. The people on the other side,
I gotta stop. You get to roll through. Amy. If
a child is about to run onto the street, what
should you do? First? Stop tackling. The first thing you

(39:01):
do is stop and get out and go save the child.
Thank the kid. No, but you grab them to protect them.
You stop, stop, you get out, You stop your car,
you get out, you stop traffic. Oh no, and then
you get the child. The answer is hawk your horn. Oh.
If a child's about to run up the you do something, yes,

(39:24):
Amy's like, first of all, you open the back door
and say, hey, kid, I got candy, get in. You
take them to CPS. No, Eddie, a broken yellow line
between two lanes of traffic means? What that means that
you're allowed to pass the car in front of me, correct, lunchbox.
To avoid hydroplaning while driving in rainy conditions? What should

(39:44):
you do? Slow down? That's correct? You got one right?
All right? All right, Eddie? I think you're the best
driver in the griding to the written test. I guess
I'll be giving everyone a ride because no one else
can drive a car pull with Eddie Well, to be
fair stopping and saving the child, there was no saving it.

(40:06):
May not even the kid may name run in the road. Yeah.
And also honking you do a lot quicker than stopping. Yeah,
you could stop as well, but she hank first. I
didn't think of that though. You honk your horn a lot. No,
I'll beat beep it if someone's not paying attention to
the green light. People hate even doing that. No, there's
an angry horn, and there is a hey, just looking

(40:26):
out for you, because I've been in the same situation horn. Now,
if you do this, huh, that makes me mad. Yeah.
I also don't do that unless someone's like cutting me off.
That's the angry horn, like they're really about to hit you,
so you're like, hey, stop, Or they pull in front
of me and they almost they almost do hit me.
Or there's the beebeep if the light turns the green,
I notice they're looking down at their phone or something,

(40:48):
or they're talking to their kid. I'll be like, oh, okay,
I've been in this situation, beebe And then sometimes you
get the wave back like thank you. Yeah, we need
two buttons on our steering will you need a horn
on the left and a horn on the right. And
the horn on the left is an angry red face
emoji and that one goes and the horn on your
eye goes beep beep, beep, beep beep, and that's a

(41:09):
smiley face and you hit that one to let him know, Hey,
I'm just looking out for you, buddy. Yeah, start putting
that in new cars. It's time for the good news.
A pair of brothers from New Jersey walked thirty two
hundred miles across the country to raise money for restaurant

(41:30):
workers affected by the pandemic. They started in New Jersey
off the Atlantic coast May first. Their goal was to
raise thirty thousand dollars. After one hundred and sixty two
days through four time zones eleven states, they arrived in
San Francisco a few days ago, made seventy grand I
just wonder what that does to your feet, because you, Eddie,
you did it for how long? I did one hundred

(41:50):
miles for three days and you're still complaining about your toes. Yeah,
they still hurt, but they went one hundred and sixty
two days. I mean sickly aside from them doing it
to raise money for which is what the story is about. Physically,
that is crazy, and I bet they feel this for ages.
I wonder how long they walked every day, because I
did like twenty five miles a day. That was a lot.

(42:11):
But I wonder if they did. There's like five some days,
ten one hundred sixty two days, So we could do
the math real quick. It will not be real quick.
Are you still hurting from your walk? I mean my
toes hurt. Other than that, I'm pretty good. Like I
think when I wake up, I feel pain in my toes.
I've never felt that in my life, So I guess
that's just something I'm going to have for the rest

(42:31):
of my life because of my walk. Would you do
it again? Yeah? How much money did we raise for
that three or something? That's crazy? Yeah, I'll do it again.
Keep this story from these guys, because they went all
the way across the country for seventy grand amazing. Edie
did like twenty minutes from there was neighborhood for first
two guys. So what do you say buones. You and me.
Bobby can't leave and go walk for that long? Right? Yeah? Yeah,

(42:53):
my feet hurt. All right, that's what's up. That is
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Hello everybody, Thank you guys for listening to the show.
Thank you for being here with us. And if you
would like to call, we welcome it. Eight seven, seven
seventy seven Bobby, Time for the news Bobbies be story. Well,

(43:16):
this is an update on that story about the extreme couponers.
They were sent to prison for thirty one million dollars
in fraud. This is a wild story and talking to
you a former extreme coupon ring, yes, maybe you'll relate.
I know we anytime I see the headline for these people,
I'm like, oh my gosh, it could have been me
if i'd stuggle with it. Amy used to go to
the dump. Well that's where other cupon extremists told me

(43:39):
I could get the best or more cupons because people
would throw out their papers and I could dig in
and get more cupons for my book. We used to
go to the dump when I was a kid to
look for like jackets like to wear for winter. Man
if people to throw out stuff so we didn't have
any money, so we I remember going to the dump
and walking around and not feeling like, Wow, I can't
believe we're the dump. It was so cool. How's a kid?
And there was just stuff everywhere, like furniture coats. We'd

(44:03):
always find a code or two. Usually it was go
to the dump, then go to yard sales, and then
if we couldn't find enough stuff, my mom had a
jay Z Penney's credit card, and so we whatever we
absolutely couldn't get, we'd put on the JC Pennett credit card.
And so does the hierarchy of how we anyway always
thought dump was cool. Yeah. So, the FBI is revealing

(44:25):
new details about a thirty one million dollar counterfeit coupon
scheme that landed this couple in Virginia Beach in prison
for nearly twenty years combining. In a press release last week,
the agency said the investigators found fake coupons and every
crevice of the house belonging to Lorian Talents and her husband,
Pacifico Talents. The falsified savings were worth more than one

(44:47):
million dollars. Again, they're making fake coupons. They also found
designs for coupons for more than thirteen thousand products on
her computer. Crazy. So there, And this is what I'd
like to say about some criminals, because I'll watched some
of these jail shows and they're like, well, yeah, I
made a whole satellite TV system that gets all the
HBO channels with some bologna and some cellophane. And I'm like, well,

(45:09):
if you can do this in prison, yeah, use some
of this skill set in a life. And you want
to be in prison like you're at you're a pretty
smart person. Think of what they could be doing computer graphics.
They couldn't be doing thirty one point eight million dollars,
but that's gonna get them put in jail. But she
trained herself in the different techniques she needed to manipulate
barcodes to make these coupons work. Amazing. I mean, yeah,
it is kind of amazing. It is like it's it's wild.

(45:31):
They could also use her, like you said, she could
use her skills, like clearly she's talented and smart, but
also counter barcode. People could use her to help protect
barcode what like when they to show them how not
to be hacked. Yeah, I've never heard of a barcode
hacker though, well, you had met her yet, she definitely

(45:52):
could have done that for her. She's been swindling people
for years. She's considered the mastermind of the scheme. She
would create fake upons with discounts near or even over
an item retail value. She was sentenced to twelve years
in prison for a counterfeit coupon fraud screen fraud scheme
that amounted at thirty two million bucks. Her husband was
send us to seven years of prison because he was

(46:12):
aware I'm profited. Yeah, just think about the millions of dollars.
Even thousands of dollars is crazy and we'll get you
put in jail, but millions of dollars and they were
living high on the hog. Yeah, and she figured out
how to beat the system in the same way that
she could have helped the system and helped herself legally

(46:34):
in the right way. Does a bizarre awesome like she's
very smart and now that's all going to waste. Yeah,
well for some people too. I guess maybe it's the thrill.
If she were to read the thrill, it's having all
that money, that's the thrills of the money, But then
the thrill of like figuring it out and maybe getting
some hit of I don't know, something released her system.
Every time she would get away with it, gets a
dopamine hit every time, like oh there's another million. Yeah, yeah,

(46:58):
that's a crazy story. In this study that I'm reading here,
women doctors do a better job than man doctors. Women
doctors were more caring and compassionate when looking after a patient.
Researchers also found that patients of female doctors have lower
death rates and those same patients need less hospital visits
one cared for by a female doctor. Why do you
think that is female? Right? I just feel like we're

(47:19):
more nurturing and caring and pay attention to detail and smarter. Yeah.
I mean, I'm sure that we could all be equally
as smart, but I think that we do tend to
people's needs more carefully than men. Do you think it's
anything maternal? Yeah, well, I think a lot of women,

(47:39):
not everybody, depending on maybe how you were brought up
or just how your bill, but most women I would
put them in the category of very nurturing. A woman
has twenty one babies and sixteen live in nannies. What
she is twenty four years old. She has her hands
full with twenty one babies of her own and two
from her and her million her husband's previous relationship. Care

(48:03):
for the children, she spends ninety six thousand dollars a
year on sixteen live in nannies that work around the clock.
She and her husband have paid one hundred and ninety
five thousand dollars to surrogates between March of last year
and July of this year to build their massive family. Okay,
I get it now you do. Yeah, well, at first
I was like, how in the world does she have
that many babies? She's twenty something, But if you have
a bunch of other people pregnant for you, and then walla, walla,

(48:29):
what's she doing now? Like what she says, she's very
hands on, even though they have sixteen. I do think
with sixteen nannies and that many babies, you could still
be considered hands on. Stop it. They take care of
the children again. She spends almost one hundred thousand dollars
a year on sixteen live in nannies that work around
the clock. It's like a warehouse or yeah, I'm like factory.

(48:49):
Are they getting fair wages? The twenty one babies range
in age from nineteen months to three months old, but
they're not the only kids in the house. The couple
also lives with seen, a six year old daughter from
a previous relationship, and one of his nine other children.
Think about this guy, if he's got nine other kids
and then he has I mean that's taken on the

(49:11):
other twenty one. I mean that's thirty kids. What's the
goal here, Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. I don't know.
Nick Cannon, like they want to just make babies build
their legacy. McCanny has a lot of babies, yes, all one,
and he's like very vocal about how it's like it's
fine to the end of the year. Though, good for him,
they're going to break. How do we know this about people?
Like why does why does he feel the need to

(49:32):
tell us he's still of it because people kept asking
him why are you having so many babies? So with
so many people, And he's like, you know, my therapist,
if I'm SMI quoting him right, paraphrasing, he said, my
therapist said, I need to be sellable to the end
of the year. So he sits, I'm gonna try. I
get it. I get therapists assign homework, I get it.

(49:52):
I watched Dancing with the Stars last night, so I'm
gonna give you a spoiler in five seconds, in four seconds,
in three seconds, two one, There you go. Last night,
by the way, Jimmy moved on Yes, so watched him dance.
Texted him right after and I was like, hey, great job,
and you are not going home because the thing is
everybody's looking at their phone even during the show. While

(50:13):
I was on the show, I'd finished dance to go
to my phone immediately just to see what you know,
people were saying online. Friends were texting me. Charlot would
always take me and maybe watch the tape right after
we finished two, which was rough most of the time,
game tap sit on the stairs during the show was
going and be like, look at this. Nope, yep, nope,
mostly nopes and occasional yep. And someone had texted me

(50:34):
last night and said, hey, what are they talking about
or what's the dancer saying to the celebrity because sometimes
you'll see him go like they're like moving their mouths,
they're dancing. Yeah, no, they're telling them exactly what to do.
We would be dancing and charing to be like, okay,
I remember be left foot here and so we're in
a whole different world. And I was not good, but
she would be like, all right, left foot, left foot,
right foot, Okay, don't forget, but because I needed that.

(50:56):
So if you see people talking during the dance. Sometimes
there were times where I kind of knew a dance
and she would be like, oh, yeah, we got this
money in the bank. We got thirty seconds left. So
you're just having a normal conversation, but cameras are on
you and people wonder what are they saying. It just
depends how good the dancer is. Most of the time
for me, it was hey, left foot, right foot, don't
we get to bend? Occasionally it would be like, hey,

(51:18):
we got this all right, left foot, now, hey, what
do you want to eat after this? That would happen
sometimes too, Okay, that wouldn't throw. It just depends how
like dialed in I was to the dance. But last night,
here we go. Kenya Moore of Real Housewives of Atlanta
and Brandon Armstrong were sent home. So that's you're dancing
with the stars update. Jimmy still left that. Amanda Klutz,

(51:40):
who I knew from from co hosting the Talk. She's
her husband died of COVID. She's really good, but she
was a dancer beforehand. And yeah, when I did that show,
she pulled me aside and was like, I'm thinking about
doing dances with stars, should I? And I was like, yeah,
of course, You're already a great dancer and it'd be
good for your profile. And then I never heard from
her again. But I didn't know how good she was.
And they crushed it last night. And what's weird is

(52:01):
she's pretty, but they and this happens to a few
different girls on the show. It was Halloween night, so
they oh, it was hard to look she was. I
think maybe not Saw. But who's the person that has
like the big jaw, white face the scream? Nah? I
don't know enough about scary movies, Mike, can you see

(52:23):
who she is? But like even the Mids, who's a
good looking guy? They had him painted with his whole
head white, with those needles coming out of the yea.
I don't know who that is either. I remember you
looked weird too, were though? Were you like a frankenstein Er?
I don't know what I want Mermaid? It was from
sauw Jig Saw Holy it was hard to look at? Oh?

(52:44):
I mean, that's the that's what it's supposed to be.
They do such a good job on that show with
the hair and the makeup and all right, that's what's
up that you're dancing with the stars recap as well.
That's fun watching it. I don't watch it that often.
So is Jimmy at the point where he's making good
money now? Like has he made that point yet? Um? No,
he's making okay money the first episode. So when you start,
you just get paid. You're initial like one hundred thousand dollars,

(53:06):
like just to do the show. That's what you get,
like one hundred thousand dollars. You don't get paid anything
for the first episode because I've already paid you and
I don't think anything for the second. Then you make
ten thousand an episode for like the next three or
four episode. Then when you get closer, you make twenty
five an episode. That's awesome, and then the last two
you make fifty an episode. That's cool. And then if
you win, No, there's no prize for win, just the mirrorball. Yeah,
your prize is to make it to the last two episodes.

(53:27):
It's fifty thousand dollars an episode. Oh wow, that's pretty cool.
So that's why really people want to hang on me.
I just wanted to win. It could have been a nickel.
It could have been me paying a nickel. I just
wanted to win, which is awesome for the your the
professional dancers too. If they don't they make what what
because they're working, they're choreographing and teaching you and working

(53:49):
so hard, so hard to get them on the show though.
Oh wow, I guess. Yeah, there's always professional dance people
so and some make more than others, but they don't.
They don't make that money. But they do make no money.
What they get kicked off? Oh and then they're done
working like that's it, right, Then they're done till the finale,
unless they're doing like some group dances. So all right,

(54:12):
that's your news. Close it up, Bobbies Stories. In the
next segment, someone on the show will take the World's
Hottest Shot. It says, consume out your own risk. This
product is extremely hot. It has a potential to cause
skin and mouth irritation. The World's Hottest Shot, as intended
for adults only, must be kept out to reach the

(54:33):
children and pets. Do not consume if you have heart,
respiratory digestive conditions or any other serious illness. What if
this is what uncovers our serious illness that happens sometimes?
Huh yeah, it is overproof rum infused with caroline or
reapers on sounds horrible. We have the wheel, we will

(54:55):
spin it. Just smell it. See what its like bones?
Is it the entire bottle we have to drink? No,
oh my god, Oh it doesn't smell bad. But like
burn your house shots. I've never felt so good going

(55:18):
into a segment because you're not doing it. That's right, baby.
Usually if there's a wheel, two people lose, lunchbox for
me that nobody else loses. We will spend the wheel next,
be right back. We ordered this World's Hottest Shot months ago,
maybe weeks ago, but it's been a long time. It

(55:40):
took forever to get here. And this is that same
company that makes the World's Hottest Everything chips. This time
it's a shot, and it does say basically, if you
have medical conditions, don't take it. Basically it's like a
roller coaster. Yeah, same sign. You seen a roller coaster. Pregnant,
heart issues, other serious illnesses, don't take a shot. But

(56:02):
everybody here is pretty good. Huh. I think we're good.
Everybody pretty healthy? I think so so. I smelled it
and it burns your nose when you smell it doing it.
Oh oh oh okay, I'm gonna spin this wheel. Do
we want to do? Oh? Man, I don't know what

(56:22):
we want to do. You want to land on one
and they do it, or you want to take one
off the wheel? Just get it over with because if
it lands on my name, I want to be off
the wheels. Take it to a vote. Five people in
the room. Who wants to spin it once and they lose?
Raise your hand? I just nam who wants to I'll

(56:44):
rock that too. You're not in the room. Oh right,
you're on the wheel, but you're not. I need to
odd number and you three? Do you want to keep
the name? Pulling off? Pull off? Pulling off? Scool is Steve?
What do you think? I like? This is fens I
pulling it off? Okay, all right, so Ray, I take
your boat, but I takes scoobs too. Spin Oh my gosh,

(57:11):
come on, Ray, Mundo is off the wheel. We should
have taking the shot. Yeah, he would have hit the
one doing it. Way to go, guys. Okay, that was bad.
Decision one hindsight guys, come on, well, yeah, hindsight is
always right. I might have spun it harder if it
was one spin no dramatic. Oh well, I didn't know

(57:34):
that was the rule. Here we go. Next up, it's
on your name, I pull you off the wheel. Come on,
let's spare. Now we come on. Who's not getting drunk?
Who's not getting drunk? Mike is now wow, this is
getting on. That was right next to my name. Guys,

(57:57):
I'm just gonna read chill about this. By the way,
you can watch this on our Facebook page right now live,
I mean, wherever you are, get on our Facebook page. This.
This is all up on stream. We're doing this live
with you, guys. You can see it. This shot could
potentially derail someone's entire day. Yeah, potentially, don't beat dramatic
their entire life. If you have a health condition you
don't know about. How is that dramatic? All right? On

(58:18):
the board, lunch box, Morgan, Amy Eddie taking a sh
in scuba breakfast. You're good after two hours. Here we go,
let's spead me. Here's me. Nothing can that if it
lands on a if it lands on blank, when we

(58:40):
just keep going come on here and it. Can we
do lunch box? Can we do that? No? Oh, thank
you Eddie to take the shot. W okay, here we go,
Here we go, here we go. Oh my god, everybody right, okay,

(59:05):
so we have so stupid lunchbox Morgan, Amy, Eddie, guys.
Oh no, no, it's okay. Oh this is so dumb,
like why all right? Go you off the wheel. I
feel like this wheel has been in my life so long.
It should have better like Juju with me. Let's spend.

(59:30):
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Yes, yes, yeah,
I'm not gonna get there empty all the empty spots.
Give it a good one. Man. I already feel Oh
my gosh, this is a problem with doing it over

(59:52):
and over again. That's okay because everybody's in their car
nervous for me. Oh it's me on landing on the
blank face the week clear? Okay, okay, hit new rule.
Do you want to do who it lands on now? No? Yes,
I'm done that well okay, but if it lands on
blank one more time, we switch it. Okay, okay, Oh

(01:00:14):
come on please please please me me me, me, me, me, me, me,
me and me all about me. It's all that means
that is three nimes. It's been right next to me
because Scooba was on one side of me. Mike was
always on one side of Ye now here we go,
Oh my god, we're now changing it. If it lands
on you, you're taking the shot. Yes, why it's me, Gar, Indeed,

(01:00:37):
it's me. We all know this. We all know it's me.
You like shots. I love shots, but we aren't. You
the one going, hey, we can drink at work? That
was me? That was me. I think it was him
too little. Do you guys want to smell it? I
don't want to smell it. I can't smell it. I
have no desire. You have no smell bore. I have.
Your COVID may make the shot awesome, but this shot

(01:00:59):
might bring all your sense of smell and taste back.
You smell that smell good. We have the world taught
a flaming doctor Pepper. Oh boy, oh, flaming doctor Peppers
were good. We have at the right time with my
cousin's wedding in Oklahoma with flaming doctor Peppers. Amy, what
you think about that? I will for sure? Mom, man, Yeah,
I think I have to do that. It's like just sorry,

(01:01:19):
problem as we've been landing on all the blank spots
here where you go? If it lands on your name,
you are now taking the showy. Please land on, Eddie?
Why because you're being the most annoying about him. You
are the most annoying person there is. Let's spin, go on.
I didn't even mean anybody by mean. Oh, Amy's slowing down,

(01:01:40):
Amy's slowing down. It's going to land on. I don't
know why I can't get a plan on someone's name.
How are you ready to do this? Yeah, spinning to
give this a heck of a spins, spending your life
like you're on the wheel of fortune. Let's spin. Come on,

(01:02:02):
Oh my god, let's go. So Eddie, you'll be quiet, Eddie,
come on? Oh not me? Oh this is not me.
Oh yeah, you're going, You're going. We can't. Oh, I
mean it is dancing around. Let's box his name. I
mean it's like slow dance in a burning room. Oh

(01:02:24):
all right, oh is that the name? Here we go,
give it. I'm giving it a medium spin. Me alright,
let's spin that. That is soft, that is super soft?
Here it is? Oh no, it's on, hold on, it's
on a broken spot. So let's do half and half.

(01:02:49):
It's Amy and Eddie broken spo what I stop it
because the gravity of it. It's the gravity so because
I can put it on Amy and it still rolls
over to Eddie. Now we have the Amy ready coin
flip time. I like it. I'll even let Amy call it.

(01:03:13):
Call it two out of three? Oh, okay, Amy call
it in the air? Heads call it in the airmy Okay.
If you're just gonna call heads is okay, Okay, I'll
call it. Do you want to stand on the floor
somebody that's not Amy or lunch box Moregan, you're gonna
walk over there? You don't trust lunch box Amy? Ready?

(01:03:34):
You have heads? Amy? Here you go one point three? Okay? Wait?
So so if Amy gets it, wins, Okay, all right, Amy,
Heads our tails stay with heads, Amy, tails tails. There's

(01:03:56):
the flip, there's the role. It's heads. Yea last one.
Let's do it. Now? What are you gonna do? Now?
You're any don't think too hard about it, Just Amy.
Whatever you say here, well, dictate who gets to take

(01:04:16):
this hot shot? The hottest shot ever made? Heads? She
going head again? If it's heads, Amy wins and Eddie
takes the shot. Come on, tails, sales never fails. I
thought you always like my head tails never fails. Come on, Amy,
what did you call? Stop it? I called heads the shot?

(01:04:40):
Sam takes the shot? About taking Come on, Rue, let's go. Okay,
hold out? Do you want it? What do you mean?
Do I want it? You're on a double double the phones? Chill, dude, Yeah,

(01:05:00):
the Tuesday morning. I'm boring it into. Okay, Amy, you
want to pay me to take it? Here you go, Amy,
take the shot. Oh my goodness, Amy, bring it to
your table. Yeah, walk over to your microphone. Oh yeah,
she's smelling it. Oh you can. Oh, there's peppers literally
in the bard. It's a shot in the pepper Okay, okay,

(01:05:20):
should I get the trash can? Look like you're twenty
one years old? Birthday? Where are you? College station? Texas?
Rule the twelfth Man? Here she goes three two, She

(01:05:46):
take the shot. There we go. She swallowed it. Oh
she's gonna puke. Oh go to trash can. Oh no,
oh no, give her some water. You're in your jacket
and you're just mic over there. Oh she's picking. It's
not good. Give her some water or something. Help lunch

(01:06:13):
box helper. Give her some water. Give her some water,
Give her some water. Come on, we gotta have water
ready for this. Here's my water, milk shaking. She is shaking.
Oh oh, it's burned in my mouth. It's burn on

(01:06:34):
my nose. Gonna be an over there, all right, she's
bent over. She's holding her own hair back. I think
it's getting better, starting to It's like pepper spray, you know,
in the room. It's getting me. What is she drinking?
That is smoothie? Is that your smoothielunch box on her desk.
I didn't have anything to drink, but I can. Yeah.

(01:06:56):
It feels like when someone pepper sprays the room. All right, okay,
Race telling me we'reight time. We'll come back. All right, boy,
we'll be back in a second. Aunt. Oh, we have
an update on the bed. I got it my eyes.
I can't see. I don't know what Amy is. I
can't even open my eyes in the studio right now
because I got it in my eyes. This is like
a hospital situation. Oh, I can't see. We took the

(01:07:17):
world's hottest shot. Am I on the air? You're on.
We took the world's hottest shot. Ammy took it. Almost
vomited she's in the other room burning. I got it
in my eyes. I can't open my eyes. So what
happened to you? You touched your eyes? Well, I got
on my hand. I was pouring the shot and then
I touched my eyes and they both It's like flames
in my face right now. Oh, I can't see straight.

(01:07:40):
I can't even open my eyes. Is anyone I talked
to Amy? She said her nose is on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
she's we got all our senses covered, seeing, smelling, tasting.
She is on all fours and you're in the other
room making not good noises, wet paper towel. Yeah, you
should probably pour milk in your eye. I don't think
we have milk. We have milk, I got we got

(01:08:01):
some for Amy. Oh, Mike, I'm come on, no, no,
I'm just telling you. That's what like when people eat
hot things, they think, oh, give me water, and it's
the opposite. Water makes it worse. You're supposed to drink milk.
It's like there are two camp fires that have Yeah,
that's why you need milk. I think you should really
dab afo milk in your eyes, though, like I've heard
of drinking it. Yeah, guys, I am not a doctor,
but I am I am an experienced eater of hot,

(01:08:23):
hot things. And you put milk on it and it
cools everything. Okay, or get bread because you know you
go to hot chicken places, they give you bread. Give
me some bread from my eyes. Okay, we'll get you bread.
And Bones have a croissant for those that are just
turning the radio on. We have a slight issue where

(01:08:44):
we did this bit where it was the world taught
a shot and Amy lost. So she took the shot
that she started basically vomiting and then I had poured
it some of my hand when I was pouring the shot,
and then I rubbed my eyes and it's in both
of my eyes. I can't open my eyes right. It's hurt.
It hurts so bad. If you guys knew the pain
tolerance that I should get an award for this. I

(01:09:05):
know they don't give us they bannis from awards now,
but I should get an award for this, for for
fighting through the show with the burnt eyes. So Bones,
if you try to open your eyes, what happens? Oh
my god? I try just now. Oh, do you want
some of that milk? I'll take anything. Okay, I'll take anything,
the milk lunch, I'll give us some milk. I'll tell
anymy should can't have anymore. Oh no, don't take it
from Amy. Oh takes check in with her. Oh my god,

(01:09:30):
we're sending someone of those convenient store to get some milk.
Whose idea was this bit? I think it was yours bones,
it was not. I don't know anything about hot shots.
H hot shots. That's a good movie. Man, that was
scary for how many times? How many minutes after the hour?
Are we right now? Forty two? Okay? Should we just
play a song? Yeah? I mean Amy's on the ground

(01:09:51):
in the other room. You can't open your eyes. We're
in trouble. Man. That's smell and it's still over here.
I can't even stand up straight. Oh it's almost like
someone through a pepper spray bomb, like in our room.
It is. It really does feel like that. Like when
I walked back in from checking on Amy, I could
I kind of got cough choked up over here. My
throat started tightening. Okay, you guys shut up. Okay, Okay, Hey, no,

(01:10:15):
that's Morgan number two going to check on Amy. I
don't know, we're the only ones left like you guys
for the Hey, what do you want to talking about that? Hey?
You want to tell me something? Good? Man, she's in
the bathroom now, her face is on fire? Is her
mascara is all over her cheeks? She doesn't have that

(01:10:38):
run free mask? Your eyes look better? No? Oh no,
oh no, that wheel found a way to get you.
Didn't it. I wasn't even I know, stupid will and
I still was punished. Did somebody take that? Yeah, we

(01:10:59):
took it out of the room. Oh, and I also
want to take a shot. I know, it's like my hey,
by the way, fun party trick. No, there's no way bones.
It was like a terrible traumatic scene going on here
after that bit. I mean it was so it was
like a hospital room. I will tell you what. I
got some great audio of Amy. Oh man, whenever you guys,

(01:11:21):
you're welcome. You're welcome. What I do? Take care of
my one of you guys? What are you talking about? Okay? Oh?
I can hold them open? Finally good? And then it
feels like I got two microwaves coming out of my face.
That sucks. Okay, should spend that. I honestly thought I

(01:11:42):
was I might go blind. Oh you dropped the song.
I don't give a crap. All right, everybody have there. No,
you don't want water, guys, Water makes everything worse. I'm
just telling you, hey, put some. I mean, am I
gonna literally take a milky milk bath? Absolutely? I mean
you take a tomato bathroom, you get sprayed by a skunk,

(01:12:03):
So why wouldn't you take a milk bath? Can I
tell you something that I just did that I don't
really see you touch your eyes again? No I didn't,
but I need to wash my hands. I started to
look at the screen just and and I can't see
anything because it's blurry. And I was like, well if
I've lost my vision, but I don't have my glasses on,
and I forgot I already didn't have vision. You're like
Wilma from Scooby Doo. Okay, oh man, yeah, I'll go

(01:12:27):
to the bathroom now. Yeah, go milk, okay, milk me
come on, gay lord Boker, all right, A little bit
of your eyes. Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. Really, Yeah,
the eyes guys online, Oh you're gonna thank you? Well,
you don't need web MD, you got me. Come on,

(01:12:49):
I told you that ten minutes ago. So I'm just
gonna get this in the Yeah, dip it like you're
dipping a donut in your coffee. Put it on your eyeball, bounce. Yeah,
you're gonna open. Oh kay, I'm not putting milk in
my eye. Now, drink the milk. Gargle. That does help
a little bit. Really, that's crazy. I'm sorry, lunch, you

(01:13:11):
knew what you were talking about. But also, the crappy
tells us to do all the time. It's like, exactly,
how do you trust you? Oh? How's Amy doing? Fine?
She'll be fine. I'm gonna be fine too. But this hurts.
Oh yeah, definitely hurts your eye. Oh that's probably worse

(01:13:32):
than taking the shot. Yeah, let's say that. Don't tell
that to Amy. You know, I'm also in pain. I
think she's aware, yes, but she doesn't care. Okay, all right,
I think we're gonna call it here. Yeah, oh boy,
kind of regret that one. Bones. I don't know, it's

(01:13:54):
kind of fun. I guess I don't know. Okay, all right,
let's go ahead and get out of here. I'll give
you a countdown and we'll get out of here. Downhead, Sorry, up,
Today this story comes to us from Troy, Michigan. A
man and a woman on a romantic night out go
to a local restaurant and have some drinks. She gets

(01:14:14):
a little intoxicated and the security guard says, hey, man,
you're gonna have to leave. She gets upset, takes a
red bull cannon boom pops him in the head. Police
are called, she's arrested. She goes to jail. Well, the
boyfriend's like, I'll be a romantic, I'll go get her
out of jail. He drives drunk, shows up to the
police station and gets arrested. I was watching a story

(01:14:34):
about Lindsay Lohan this weekend. Her struggles and so she
gets in trouble for some drugs or something, and so
they put her in jail and then her dad's going
to bail her out. Michael Lohan, he gets a dui
on the way, whoa, and then he went to jail
for like a year from that dui. Kind of similar
to the story. And then also on this story, it
depends how he dates. They've been on too like they're

(01:14:55):
perfect together. Well that's the question. Do they stay together?
Are they perfect for each other? Hopefully they can get
healthy together, all right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bone
head store of the day. An American Airlines flight made
an emergency landing in Wisconsin yesterday. They took off from
New York. They were headed to Los Angeles, but they
had to land in Wisconsin because there was a lot
of smoke in the cabin. This is one I would

(01:15:17):
not want to happen to me. I wouldn't mind if
somebody's you know, running button naked down the aisle. You
take them to a seat. Yeah, nobody gets hurt. No, Yeah,
to me, that's probably scary for a second, but funny.
You get a good laugh in, you get a good story.
I don't like when they're smoking the plane. I mean,
I am so scared to fly still, And I know
me saying this just manifests it even more into my

(01:15:39):
life where I fly the next time and I'm so scared.
But we flew to Utah and back and I say
this and that I fly probably I don't know, one
hundred and fifty times a year. I hate it every
time anytime we hit a bump, I'm like, oh yeah,
I mean it's but turbulence is okay, and that's what
we just have to continue to flying. I talked to

(01:16:00):
Amy's husband news they could not be a higher flyer.
I couldn't. I read articles. I read Science Digest on flying.
I get it. Read Science Digest on flying. Yeah, me either.
It's on encompassing about all the crap I read online
about turbulence. I know it's supposed to be a speed
bump in the air, but there are times where turbulence

(01:16:21):
has right planes before. Yes, because it's been so bad.
But what I I'll talk to pilots and I'll say,
how do you guys know when not to hit that turbulence?
What they do is they talked to like other pilots
up ahead of them that have talked. Yeah, there's instrument father. Yeah.
But still I'm up so high and I still have
a problem with how we get that big old piece
of metal up that high? And good about it? It

(01:16:42):
is pretty wild. But I mean, what was that smoke? Oh?
Somebody a lot of a cigarette. No, there, it doesn't
say they're investigating what happened in the cabin. No, a cigarette.
That wouldn't be enough smoke to put it down. That's
enough smoke to tape them to the seat. I ain't
smoked to put the plane down. I'd be freaked out
sometimes when you see these planes hit a bird and
then you see the whole engine on the right side

(01:17:03):
go down and they've got to turn the plane around.
When the Hudson, when do you see that the Hudson?
I know that I've never I've never been in one,
but I've seen it on or when people will you know,
a video from their phone being on fire? Okay, is
that real? Yes? And everything you see online is real.
I mean, I'm here to tell you I know. I don't.
I barely believe anything I seen. I hate flying. It

(01:17:25):
just is the worst. And I was talking to Caitlin
about it, and I said, hey, why do I hate
flying so much? And the theory is one that I'm
a control freek you can't control when I'm up in
the air. I can't even see the people that are
up there. And then two, the second theory is I
never flew until I was late teens, really at twenties,
because we didn't go places. We're poor, we didn't want vacations,

(01:17:47):
we didn't fly. And so she's like, I think you
just didn't do it enough as a kid, and since
you started doing it as an adult, You've always been scared.
It's a good point her she flew as a kid.
She was like, I don't six years old. We were
flying places, so I was never scared of But I
was six years old. Man me. Every time I would
do if this was me, I would just cry. I
would just start crying like it would be I would

(01:18:09):
weep until we landed. Yeah. I think it's just something
you're gonna have to You're obviously learning to live with it. Sucks.
I want to take pills, and I don't because I
know that one if I fall asleep, I may not
wake up on the other side and I'll be kind
of out of it the whole day. Oh oh yeah,
that's hard. What's like arachnophobia spiders? Like fear of flying?
Is ara phobia, high phobia, sounds crashing phobia? All right,

(01:18:32):
that's it, you guys, have a good day. Today. I
get a haircut because we have a heart Country festival
and we shot a whole video leading up to it,
and the video it's supposed to roll right into me
walking on stage, and my hair is way longer than
it was in that video. Oh, I know what, Really,
who cares? But I feel like any continuity, So I
gotta get a haircut today. That's what's up. Thank you guys,

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