Can you name these top iconic sounds from the 80s? Bobby, Amy, Eddie and Lunchbox battle against each other in this retro game. We all share signs we are getting older inside of Time Marches On. One member of the show shares the saddest one to date. In the mailbag, Bobby helps a girlfriend who is having a texting etiquette issue with her boyfriend who doesn’t text her back in a timely manner.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transitting. Welcome back, Hope you had a great weekend. Morning
Studio morning. I'll lead with the story about Dustin Lynch.
Obviously Dustin Lynch, big country superstar. Right now, it's got
like a not a smart town boy like me. Remember
that one? Yeah, do you have that clip? Right though.
(00:28):
Let's go to so Dustin Lynch completes his first solo
flight as a pilot. So listen. I talked to him
and I was like, bro, you're making it. Here's Dustin
and I talking about becoming a pilot when he was
training back in February of this year. I'm way more
comfortable flying commercial and private now because I know how
to take off and land one that's okay, but so
(00:50):
like you could take over if the pilots both had
heart attacks. Yes, we weren't touring. So it's like, okay,
let's pick up a new hobby and I have us.
I have some farms that are tough to get to
driving or flying commercially. So good little plane I can
get in and out to. You're not scared that one
of these engines is gonna go out and you have
to make an emergency decision. Well, my plane has um
it's a serious So I'm not about to jump out
(01:12):
of a plane, but but my plane has one. If
something goes completely crazy, that's crazy. I don't even want
to fly. I don't want to get in on a
Southwest flight. I don't want to get a fly with
Dustin Lynch that we don't give that away as a prize.
But he completed his first solo flight as a pilot.
He went out by himself, came down by himself. That's crazy.
(01:33):
He's gotta pass some sort of tests and then he'll
be a pilot with a license and a lot of Ah.
I don't you have to really be bored or in
the air force, And he was bored, but he's not
at all. Right, He's doing all these shows and make
a good money. He's got a tractor. What else you need? Man?
I would think it's scarier going solo like that, just
(01:55):
being on a plane alone, Like we're always flying together,
right like, oh, I'm when my buddies and with my family,
But just flying the plane by yourself, like that's got
to be lonely and scary and boring or exciting. Oh no, no,
what if you're up there to the bathroom, right, who's
gonna take over all right, no one, What if you're
up there in your nap great point be terrible? Yeah,
(02:16):
what if we started going through scenarios? Well, hey, listen,
Dustin Lynch, that's awesome. We like. Yeah, I just don't
like that he's a risk taker and you put risk
takers then then they get their pilot's license. You know,
risk takers do what they take risks. Yeah, risk takers
sometimes too much. So I'm I don't like what I'm
(02:38):
seeing here. Hopefully this club never has to be played back.
You know what I mean? Oh, gosh, what we wouldn't
don't you know what I told you? So? Yeah, no,
I don't know. You mean, like if he's if he
has to use the parachute and he's okay, Oh, I
was thinking if it's like not good fatal really yeah,
I was thinking the clip back. Hey, we told him,
(03:01):
Now we wait a week or two, hav me. Honestly,
you guys, I was more thinking about lunchboxing that I
was like, why did you do it, ma'am? We other clip.
I didn't even think about your parachute. I forgot all
other parachutes. I thought he has like a controlled accident
lambing situation. That's that good for dusting lance trying to grow.
You know. That's it. Let's get going here. Thank you
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guys for being part of the show. By the way,
please watch Snake in the Grass tonight. We're back with
a new episode. Last week's episode was The Survivor People.
That episode they showed an NBC. They showed it again.
Did pretty well, but some people already seen it, so
it wasn't as good as the other two. I'll be
honest with you, So we need a big uptick this week.
That way the show can get on that show right
this show, Yeah, we need to watch say eleven tenth
(03:45):
Central of All Ages Mail Back Time. Let's go read
it all year something we call Bobby back Year. Hello,
Bobby Bones, my boyfriend and I are having an ongoing argument,
and I hope you could sell it for us. I
think it's rude to not return someone's text, especially when
(04:08):
it's from your girlfriend. He will sometimes take hours to respond.
I also think when you take hours to respond, you
should start a response with why it took so long
to respond. But he thinks it's no big deal and
that it doesn't need an explanation. Also, he thinks it's
rude when I text more than once before getting a response.
(04:29):
How can you be sure they got the first text?
What do you think scient Tiffany the texture? I love
phone talk favorite gonna talk talk about phone rules and etiquet.
I love it. Okay, I guess. First of all, it
depends on is he on his phone a lot. I'll
go to a situation where if I'm texted, you guys know,
unless I'm in the working out or i'm lindearly in something,
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I cannot look at my phone. I'm on my phone
all the time. Yes, so you'll probably get one back
from me pretty quick unless I'm just not at the phone.
But I never just put it away for the sake
of mental health. No way, that ain't mental healthy for me.
My wife may go four hours without even looking at
her phone. Well, I'll text her be like, why did
you not respond? He goes, Oh, the phone's been in
the bats. Sorry, I'll put it in the eleven am
this morning and haven't looked at it. Like, but it's
(05:11):
four pm. She's like, isn't that great? No, but she
has a healthy separation from her phone. If your boyfriend's
like she is, I think it's okay that he doesn't
do that. The first thing I would ask him to do,
since this is an issue, is put on his red
texts so you can know if he reads the love it.
Oh he may hate that. Yeah that's true. But you
(05:33):
can ask him. You can ask him because if his
answers I didn't see it, great, Well, then let's put
your reds reads on exactly and so and maybe you
have to make an exchange for him one neuty picture
a day for a week. If he piss his red
who knows. I don't know what dolls you're making your relationship.
I have no idea. First of all, that's an issue
to think about um. Second of all, yeah, I would
be irritated if he's looking at his phone he doesn't
(05:54):
respond for fo or five hours, I would be like,
why not? Yeah, you're so close. You can multi text.
There's a level of friendship. There's a threshold when you
can text people two and three times if they haven't responded,
Eddie or Amy. If they don't respond, I'd be like, yo,
where yet? Hey what about this? Hello? But that's a
level you hit where it's like close circle and above well,
(06:18):
and we know with you if we honestly, though, sometimes
if it needs a response, we have to put a
question mark. Oh yeah, yes, I'm tired of people going like,
why didn't you respond? You didn't ask a question. If
it's more of a statement, then he's like, okay, I
saw it, Cooe. I have accepted your statement. You've stated it.
I've read it. It has been stated. I know. But
you you know that's not how us normal people communicate.
(06:41):
You stated it, I understood it the end. I don't
need to send you a receipt of statement read I know.
So now I just try to form everything as a question. Yeah,
and so here you go. He should respond, but he
should respond quicker if he sees it absolutely and you
get a figure way to punish him. I don't know
what that means. Yeah, like the boyfriend thing, that's a
little weird where he's just like I think he's cheating
maybe now, oh wow, that like why for hours and hours? No,
(07:04):
I just think he's not a good communicator. I also
don't think he's cheating either. If he's not a good communicator,
this is on brand, and you've got to work with
him on being um a little more present on how
you're feeling at the time when he is not responding. Yeah,
and the red messages might help. Yeah. And second yeah,
and trade something out whatever that is. And secondly, he
doesn't need to go I'm so sorry, it's been fine. Oh,
(07:27):
he doesn't need to apologize. Just text no, just text back,
but just don't be that bad. Yeah, we don't need
to apologize for that, because yes, for some of us,
for our mental health, we do put our phones away
for a long time, and we shouldn't have to apologize
for that. It's more like, and you know, Caitlin and
I Bobby's wife, We've talked about this before. It's like, hey,
you know, thanks for being patient with me. Da da
da da da da, Like you shouldn't have to apologize.
I don't say that. And I'm good at one word
(07:48):
text backs. I give you what you need when one
word usually oh, and I'm like refrigerator cat nip, I'm
more word. You're like like what is that I mean?
And I'm like, sorry, wrong person. Uh. And then you
can multi text somebody that is in your B plus
or above in your circle of life. You can multi
text boom boom boom B B minus. I probably start
(08:10):
to just be a little more precious with that. You wait, yeah,
you wait a little bit. Good luck, Tiffany. Sounds like
a long term problem that you're gonna have to slowly
work on, slowly fix this. All right, that's the mailback.
Thank you, we got your that was about to close.
(08:31):
These are a few questions on the b team Facebook page.
Number one, did Bobby say quote lay down refrigerator that
people took meat out of? I'm laughing out loud of that, hillbilly.
You did say that. I don't what is it? The
freezer in the garage? People that have extra refrigerators in
the garage, and that wasn't a fridge, a freezers. I mean,
(08:52):
that makes me a hillbilly. I gotta know that there
are other things. Ain't mean a hillbilly. I didn't know
that was it, And I think it's the fact that
you called it a laidown refrigerator. That's what it was.
In my mind. We could barely afford to stand out refrigerator,
much less a laid down one a second one. So
that was a freeze s where I saw things coming
out of there. It was the real name of it, though,
lay down deep freezer, deep freezer. That's yeah, dude, not
(09:13):
lay down fridge chuckles. Hey, chuckles, you like that. I'm
an idiot. Okay, this is from Christy. Hey, I'd like
to think of myself as a big show fan. I
listened consistently for about a decade, maybe longer. I know
they obviously have other tech and men people who work
for the show, But I was listening to a podcast.
(09:33):
I literally found myself out lout and say, who the
blank is Kevin? When Bobby asked him who his team
was he put in the draft? Anyone else react like me, Yes,
Kevin works behind the scenes, and I guess I just
referred to him, and someone's like, who's that. It's like
a new character just showing up and they don't address
It's true. Yeah, character, Kevin works behind the scenes on
the show, and he's also on my sports podcast, so
(09:54):
that is true. Sorry about that. I should have set
it up. Here's another one. Is it just me or
have there been more artist interviews lately? It's a good question.
Maybe so. I think we do interviews in seasons, meaning
sometimes there's just a lot of good ones. We turn
a lot down, but we never go let's do more interviews.
For example, Richard Marks That wasn't an interview we had planned.
That was just him reposting Abby and we went, let's
(10:15):
see if we can get him on to talk to him.
So sometimes those organic things happen. But I don't know, Scoobye,
there's been a lot more interviews lately. I feel like
summer is always busier with artists as they're doing their
albums and they're getting for tours. Yeah, so I feel like, yeah,
they are right. We have a lot had a lot
more last few months. I'm not disagreeing at all, but
we purposely, I'm not sat in the room and said
let's get all more interviews. Yeah, it wasn't on purpose. No.
(10:36):
One final question from the B team is Eddie still
doing reels? Eddie? Yeah, I'm still doing reels making money?
Dang right? Why do you he's mine? I am, Yes,
i am. I'm making good money doing reels. But also
the bonuses aren't for ongoing forever? What do you mean?
Every month it says do you want to renew your bonus?
And I say yes, absolutely, Instagram keeps paying you. Yeah,
(10:58):
have you got the money? Oh yeah? My wife says
I keep getting checks from Instagram, Like, what is it?
I'm like, oh, it's my reals pretty good? Huh? Are
you proud of daddy? So yeah? Sometimes because she likes that,
she's like, that's funny when you say that, how much money?
Can't you guys, that's the biggest check you ever gout?
I can't. I can't. I can't ask an artist and
(11:19):
ever again, like when are we talking about money? And like, okay,
what's the song on the page of the most? If
I don't answer my question, I can't in good faith
asking an artist that question. I can tell you what
real has paid me the most. No, I don't care
in that in that kind of format, and I'll take it.
I'll take it. Go. Yeah, Dirk's Bentley riding a vite. Yeah,
because he's got the most horse. I mean, I got
that was a good paycheck? Really, Yeah, dude, you gonna
(11:39):
tell any of us? No, I can't tell you guys.
By the way, Abby says, Eddie wants to charge her
to make reels. Eddie's been charging people. I've already charged her.
What all sales are final? Yes, Eddie charged you money?
Who did? Yeah? He helped me with my last real
what happened? Um? So I had what I wanted to
make one about Richard Marks and act like I'm like
waiting for him to call, Like I'm right here, you waiting.
(12:00):
Have you read here? Yeah? Yes, I wanted to have
the music of his song actually like playing in the
background while I'm sitting there like waiting for the call.
But I didn't know how to do that, like on Instagram,
how you can just like put the charge you Yes,
you paid him? Hear me out? Then Morgan number tunis
to start charging Eddie. Wow, let me you want to
hear my side of the story? Mine blown? You got
(12:21):
fifteen seconds. She came to me and said, hey, can
you help me with this? I said, yeah, and do
that or if you need to, just download an app
and there's apps for that, and she goes, okay. She
spent about thirty minutes. I can't do it, and I
was like, well, I guess I can do it on
my system, but I'll have to charge you for that.
How much you charge her? Five dollars? That's so dumb.
Five dollars. She probably makes nobody help Eddie do anything
and less you charge him. Yep, that's right, she's making
(12:45):
money on reel. Help me on a reel? Have you
ever helped Eddie with anything? Yes, I have multiple times,
So like one hundred fifty bucks now, probably no help Eddie.
Eddie's on probation. Don't help him. What if I give
her five bucks? About right now? You're in there, you're
in the dog. Does that mean he has to pay
if he uses in? Is real too? No, that's not
the case. We already had that. Yes, that's said and done. Wow,
(13:07):
I can't believe you charged your app and he told
me no refunds. He's like, there's no final That's what
I said. How did you pay him? Casca? Because I
knew her the Dollar store? No, listen, because I knew
when she was gonna use Richard Mark's music there was
a big good chance they'll get flagged and not and
be pulled. So I was like, hey, all sales are final.
I can't believe this. I'm a little bit in shocked.
What do you mean, Hey, that's that's a business, and
(13:27):
I'm in the business. I'm making money. It took him
like two minutes. Also, okay, I'm over this. Kane Brown like,
I love country music. We're gonna play this. Nobody helped Eddie. Okay,
for how long if he's on the side of road,
broken leg needs to ride. Don't whoa broken leg unless
he pays you. All right, it's time for the good news.
(13:49):
These two friends, Rick and Jerry were exploring a cave
system Zuri, and they discovered dog back in the back
like they had been walking through. And they were like, wow,
the Abbey is her name, and it's an elderly dog.
They're missing for two months. Abby had a scape from
her family and had gone into this cave or all
these turns and she couldn't figure how to get out.
It turns out, I mean it's over two months. I
(14:09):
mean two months he's talking'd been missing, so they don't
really know how long she was back there, but they
could tell for a while. But they were in the
right place at the right time. They rescued her, and
it wasn't they just said, come on an, it's good
out of here. Like they had to actually carry her
through things, low places, water places. She's old, so she
was not in good shape. In the end. They were
also tired that they had a duple bag. They had
(14:29):
to get rid of the duple bag the steffend and
put her in the dupele bag and carry her out that,
but they did it. They worked their way through five
hundred feet a very tight, awkward spaces until they reached
the surface. They said, Abby, the dog almost felt like
she knew what was happening. She was so cooperative. I'm
gonna tell you, don't care what's happening. He come in
a bag. I'm probably gon freak out her little bit.
I'm a kick, I'm gonna scream. It all worked out.
Abby's family was contacted and they have their dog back,
(14:52):
which they did not think, and the dog's life was saved.
That is an awesome story. I love a good dog rescue.
That is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good on phone. It's Michelle in New Orleans. Michelle, Michelle, Michelle,
good morning, How are you? Good morning morning studio morning. Hey,
(15:12):
So we're gonna play a little game about the eighties.
Can you tell me what decade you were born in? Okay,
she hits it. Now. I'm not a big eighties guy,
and I've said on this show many times we should
eliminate the eighties other than the Golden Girls, the Beastie Boys,
Richard Marks and that's right, our Bert's including Michelle's. That's right, So, Michelle,
(15:37):
we're gonna play sounds from the eighties because I was
told if I just do more eighties stuff, I like
more eighties stuff. How do you how do you feel
about the eighties? All nineties? I am all nineties girls,
same bro? You know the eighties. I call that the
poop of the decades. Oh? Good, made that up? Right now?
All right, let's play the game. I don't have a sheet.
(15:57):
I don't know what these sounds are. Actually, I was
Rantica looking for my sheet to play the game. But
I'm not hosting this game. Ray, you're hosting the game.
How many are there? We've got thirteen? Oh, we're not
doing all thirteen? So wow? What did we get them all?
Real quick? Though? I doubt it. We can't because we're
walk competing. You'll do eliminator style, Yes, eliminator style? Miss it?
You're out? Okay? Ready? Ray? Yep, you go with the
(16:19):
first one. Wow. Goodbye to you guys. No, no, goodbye
to everyone else except you and me. We do it again, Ray, Yeah,
I mean yeah, is this really gonna eliminate? I mean, Amy,
We're out. It's easy, guys, I do Maybe they this
(16:41):
is the original and they up ready you all right, lunchbox.
The more you know that's what I have, the more
you know it sounds, the more you know Amy, the
more you know Okay, all right, Okay, that, by the way,
was a little thing public of his announcements. It's a
famous but I want to go, don't touch the stove
(17:03):
because your hand will be burned. Didn't sound would play
and go? The more you know that kind of thing?
All right? What else I got? Of course? Are we
playing for this lady? I didn't think about that part.
I just put her on the phone and let me listen.
Yeah know, I was like, and then I'm like, she's
just listening in. She's like, I wonder what I'm doing? Yeah,
why not? How come Munchbo want to step in and go?
I have? Well, I guess I'm not used to playing,
so I would have been raised job as the host. Ray, Ray,
(17:27):
what's the caller doing? Um? Who do you want to
play for? Now? Who does she want to play for her? Yeah?
I guess I'll go with Eddie just because what sorry
because I went things because Eddie's old. But you understand,
How'm I'm playing too? Whatever? Okay? And Ray? What is
she playing for? It's good hundred dollars Sonic gift card. Wow. Okay,
(17:50):
ready for the next one? Yeah, go ahead, I got it.
A man, I remember the one organ You have any
idea on that one? No? Nothing? She checked out, she
has she's one of the nineties. Um, all right, I'll
go first. Pee Wee Harmon, Peter Harmon. It was legit,
(18:15):
all right, I'm trying to beat Eddie now, all right?
Next up? Oh, i'man what I mean? These are all
iconic sounds from the eighties. I'm in right here. Sorry,
(18:35):
that sounds so real. Okay, let's box. It was a
pinball machine, Amy o don pinball, pinball machine? Amy goes
down down? Next stop? Go ray? What I mean? What
(18:56):
do we write that that is? Do that again? I
know what that is there? You don't. I know what
it's from? Will that be acceptable? Yeah? What's from? Yes?
Oh that's what I wrote? Okay? Where this is known from? Yeah? Yeah,
that's what I have to know where it's from. I
(19:17):
know it's a one more time, right, I mean not
that it matters put some well, I have car horn,
but I don't know what's not I mean the thing
on earth? No, No, all right, lunchbox. Your answer, Duke's
a hazard, that's right. Yeah, but it's the car horner.
(19:42):
But you just said car horn. Okay, that's what he does.
He hits up with the possum. We have dukes of
hazardszard right, that right? Yea, that seventies. What's I'm in
for the wom o everydian? Yeah, I say sloth. You guys, well,
(20:09):
that's both right, but it's sloth from the goonies. Oh yeah,
but it's sloth, you guys say the person, Well, the
car horn was in car horn. It was Duke's hazzard. No,
that's literally sloth. But that's literally. This is where Ray
would come in and say what's accessible. I'm more specific
than you guys are. Congratulations, you get a bonus point.
Thank you. Right, I'm wrong I said I say you
(20:30):
were all right. I didn't say you're wrong. Ray. Yeah,
I mean you guys are both right. Thank you, Ray,
because I don't care. Go ahead this guy. Yeah, huh,
I don't know any Oh I got that one was again.
Oh yeah, how are you taking a hiatus? Oh? Oh yeah,
(20:55):
I'm in Hulk Hogan run game. Oh yeah, I want
to get boned. Hey, stop that. Hey. Oh yeah, macho man.
R oh yes, a slim gym macho man. Randy Savage
was playing minor league baseball, broke his arm, learned how
(21:16):
to play ball with the other arm. Huh wow, and
then he ran for governor. That was both Arnold Towards
and Enger two and a lot of other governors. All right,
let's go fast round because I got run out of talk.
Yeah there's two. Oh yes, do it again. Yeah, I
(21:37):
got it. See you lunch, Hey, Eddie your mic song? Okay,
turn Ammy's off too, because she's like, I kind of know.
Hit that again. Go ahead, Yeah, I got it. Oh man,
I have no idea. I'll let you have this one. Bob,
you're not letting me have it. You have it. I
feel bad. Do you think I put full house because
I don't know anything. I believe, Hey, I believe. It's
(21:59):
a fellow that is shaped like a picture and he's
read and he goes to the name of the kool
aid man. Michelle, Michelle, you did not one, You did
not pass go, you did not click two hundred dollars
(22:19):
the eighties about the eighties, just because I know about Michelle.
Bobby knows a lot about everything. If you if you
ever listen to the show, Bobby knows about everything. It
doesn't matter if he was the quizble captain in seventh grade. Yeah, goodness,
he knows everything. All right, Michelle, you did so annoying
you would have just picked me. I'll tell you what next,
Samity play where I can get on. We'll play a
(22:40):
game for sure. Let's let her come on and she
can pick again. Okay, your MIC's not on your My
husband been on him like the whole time. Yeah, rude, No,
that's because you were like, why know when he does,
you shut him down. I didn't know generally. You were like,
I know, just for the record, sure or fALS I
didn't know that one I did it. I had it wrong.
(23:04):
Swing your hips from side to side. Listen, do the Mario.
It's time to go the Mario da and we're done.
Thank you very much. We'll get Michelle on to play
another game. It's time for time marches on around the
(23:26):
room sharing. How you know time marches on because you
see it, you're getting older, you feel it, you're getting older.
I'll go first. My my caps cramped up in the
middle of the night when I was sleeping I have
no idea what happened. Both of them same time, hard
cramps in my calves. And I woke up like this, okay,
I was like, what's going on. I'm like, I don't know.
They're still sore. I don't know what happened to me.
(23:47):
But both calves cramped like hard little golf balls at
the same time. Never happened before. Looked it up on
web MD. I'm gonna dine in the next twenty four hours.
But it's all something about he's not happening. That's right.
I've got cramps before, but never in my sleep. Edie,
I got a cramp in your sleep. No, man, Man,
I'm older than you. I know. Gosh, you're getting really old.
(24:08):
And I know Edie one of yours. Well. I went
to home deeper the other day because it was time
to fertilize my yard. I googled it. I got this
new app about garden and says you got to do
it about three every three months. So man, I got
the big sack, I got the bucket where you like
hit a button and it spreads it all over the yard.
And when I was done, Man, I just sat there
(24:28):
and looked at the yard and I'm like, I am
really excited about this, and I'm like, dang, I'm turned
into my dad. Like that's what my dad used to
do it. That's what you thought. He used to cut
the grass and be like, oh so that's beautiful with
a beer in his hand. You thought I'm turning into
my dad. I thought I'm dying. No, yes, two things, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, lunchbox. Well,
I drove with my wife the other day and there's
(24:50):
this big store called Costco. We pulled in the parking lot.
We went up to the registration desk and we said,
we'd like to do the oldest thing we've ever done
it in life. We want to be come members at Costco.
And when I used to work at Costco and Sam's,
I looked at the people that shop there as old
farts and I was there joining and I looked at
(25:10):
my wife. I said, this is officially the oldest thing
we have ever done in our life old farts club. Yeah,
all right, there it is. Well. I went to the
dermatologist yesterday and had four spots on my face like
(25:31):
addressed because I have so much sun damage. And he
said it's stuff from when I was a young kid,
like teenager and in my twenties doing tanning beds. But
now he said it takes years and years and years
for it to pay off, and here I am. And
then I also had another spot in my back, like
removed for a biopsy, and I was like, what this
is the saddest Are you okay? No? But like we're
(25:54):
sunscreen guys. Yeah, I hear you don't do tanning beds.
I don't. Are you there too? But I hope my
tanny because I went t deviled this is a little bit.
So I hope that doesn't come back or all of
a sudden, I have like a bunny on my hip.
Bunny on my hip. I get it checked out all right.
(26:14):
Time March. If you're under like thirty, you don't get
that job. The rest of everyboy thoughts thirty funny. This
is Haley and Alex from Liberty Hill, Texas. We love
your shot. Snake in the Grass, lunch bluffs, Amy, Eddie
and Scuba on the episode. Just don't make Amy the snake.
She's a terrible nyer and she gets scans all the time.
(26:37):
We love your show. I don't think anybody would disagree
with good point. Okay, Oh tonight the show's on USA
eleven tenth Central, and the plan is if we can
get this thing to like a season two or season three,
and then we got a good shot to get the
show on there. Listen all ages from three to eighty eight.
You need to watch or nightie, I mean, I mean,
(26:59):
I don't know. I don't know if it ages at
a rating you have no idea. So tonight eleven tenth Central,
you're Amy's pile of stories. So I have tips from
burglars on how to protect your home from them. I
love talking to a good burgling. Yeah, they do. They
get them as they're arresting them. I guess maybe they've
changed their ways and they're like, hey, you know what,
(27:20):
we'd actually like to help people out. So here's some
things they can do. All right, go ahead, use a
wireless alarm system. If you're when they can't cut your
wire exactly, it's like, hey, all you're gonna do is
cut the wires and you're good to go. That's a
less advanced system, so you're probably gonna be paying a
little bit more, but it might save you in the
long run. Put your put your front porchlight on a timer.
(27:40):
Some people when they're going out of town. They just
leave their front porch light on and it's on twenty
four hours a day. That is a sign to people
that you might be gone. Well, then looks like I'm
gone all the time. I just forget to turn mine off,
and I'm at home, rob on at home, But I
don't turn that sucker off. Well, and then you'll be like, yeah,
that'll happen to all right. What else? If you're gonna
get a dog, get one that's scary, Well, Stanley sounds scary, Yeah,
(28:06):
it does. And he will run through your legs. He's big. Yes,
he will want you to pet him and scratch's belly,
but he will run through your shins and knock you down. Yeah. Now,
I have a dog. She's a Labordoodle and she's not
that scary. But when I had a Rottweiler people, I
would walk with her in people part ways. It was amazing. Okay,
I have a question from a bride. She's wondering if
editing her sister in law's outfit and the family photos
(28:28):
for the wedding is wrong. Answers yes, okay, without asking. Yes, Well,
her sister in law wore white, and so she was
irritated by it, so she had the photographer change her
outfit to gray. Hilarious. I'm not gonna act a funny,
but you probably need to say something about it before
all of a sudden the pictures start showing up. Yeah,
and she's in a different outfit. The sister in law
(28:49):
saw the gray outfit and was unhappy. I have country
artists who don't drink alcohol, so if you happen to
not drink, you're definitely in good company anymore. Ever anymore,
that's good. That's a good question. Jake doesn't drink anymore.
Jake one doesn't drink anymore? Ding dinging. He's on the list. Okay,
go ahead, So I'll run through the top five. Tim mcgrawl,
(29:10):
Keith Urban, Jody Messina, and Bobby Bones. I'm on that list. Yeah,
you're an artist. Are the raging idiots? Yes? Stop stop it.
I don't even know if I named five, but we'll
throw Christiansen in the mix too. But it says here
Bobby Bones has never drank alcohol due to the addiction
(29:32):
gene in his family. He's been worried his whole life
that if he takes one drink of alcohol, he will
like it. And it will create an addiction. It'd be awesome. Yeah,
I win when what I don't know, but I would win.
I'd be the best at it all Right, what else?
Maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. Shout out to the
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Jefferson City Marine Corps League. They are a group of
marine veterans that come together to support others that need help,
others that have served. And they got a call about
a guy that needed a wheelchair ramp installed on their
deck so that way when they came home from the hospital,
they were good to go. When they got there to
assess the situation, the deck was totally falling apart. So
(30:20):
what did they do. They didn't just decide to add
a ramp to this you know, wonky deck. They ripped
it down. Ten other former marines showed up and they
built a deck. Scrugs lumber donated a lot of the wood.
Lows even stepped up and gave them some good pricing
on other things and hardware, and the whole crew was
able to build a brand new deck and the new
(30:41):
ramp all before the homeowner returned. And I just thought
it was super cool. That they rallied together for this
that is super cool, and that they were motivated to
do it. They went above and beyond. Obviously weren't inspired,
but then they stayed motivated, which is tough, and they finished.
They built changed the live obviously of him. All right,
great story. That's why we do the segment. That's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Transitting. Welcome back, Hope you had a great weekend. Morning
Studio morning. I'll lead with the story about Dustin Lynch.
Obviously Dustin Lynch, big country superstar. Right now, it's got
like a not a smart town boy like me. Remember
that one? Yeah, do you have that clip? Right though.
(00:28):
Let's go to so Dustin Lynch completes his first solo
flight as a pilot. So listen. I talked to him
and I was like, bro, you're making it. Here's Dustin
and I talking about becoming a pilot when he was
training back in February of this year. I'm way more
comfortable flying commercial and private now because I know how
to take off and land one that's okay, but so
(00:50):
like you could take over if the pilots both had
heart attacks. Yes, we weren't touring. So it's like, okay,
let's pick up a new hobby and I have us.
I have some farms that are tough to get to
driving or flying commercially. So good little plane I can
get in and out to. You're not scared that one
of these engines is gonna go out and you have
to make an emergency decision. Well, my plane has um
it's a serious So I'm not about to jump out
(01:12):
of a plane, but but my plane has one. If
something goes completely crazy, that's crazy. I don't even want
to fly. I don't want to get in on a
Southwest flight. I don't want to get a fly with
Dustin Lynch that we don't give that away as a prize.
But he completed his first solo flight as a pilot.
He went out by himself, came down by himself. That's crazy.
(01:33):
He's gotta pass some sort of tests and then he'll
be a pilot with a license and a lot of Ah.
I don't you have to really be bored or in
the air force, And he was bored, but he's not
at all. Right, He's doing all these shows and make
a good money. He's got a tractor. What else you need? Man?
I would think it's scarier going solo like that, just
(01:55):
being on a plane alone, Like we're always flying together,
right like, oh, I'm when my buddies and with my family,
But just flying the plane by yourself, like that's got
to be lonely and scary and boring or exciting. Oh no, no,
what if you're up there to the bathroom, right, who's
gonna take over all right, no one, What if you're
up there in your nap great point be terrible? Yeah,
(02:16):
what if we started going through scenarios? Well, hey, listen,
Dustin Lynch, that's awesome. We like. Yeah, I just don't
like that he's a risk taker and you put risk
takers then then they get their pilot's license. You know,
risk takers do what they take risks. Yeah, risk takers
sometimes too much. So I'm I don't like what I'm
(02:38):
seeing here. Hopefully this club never has to be played back.
You know what I mean? Oh, gosh, what we wouldn't
don't you know what I told you? So? Yeah, no,
I don't know. You mean, like if he's if he
has to use the parachute and he's okay, Oh, I
was thinking if it's like not good fatal really yeah,
I was thinking the clip back. Hey, we told him,
(03:01):
Now we wait a week or two, hav me. Honestly,
you guys, I was more thinking about lunchboxing that I
was like, why did you do it, ma'am? We other clip.
I didn't even think about your parachute. I forgot all
other parachutes. I thought he has like a controlled accident
lambing situation. That's that good for dusting lance trying to grow.
You know. That's it. Let's get going here. Thank you
(03:22):
guys for being part of the show. By the way,
please watch Snake in the Grass tonight. We're back with
a new episode. Last week's episode was The Survivor People.
That episode they showed an NBC. They showed it again.
Did pretty well, but some people already seen it, so
it wasn't as good as the other two. I'll be
honest with you, So we need a big uptick this week.
That way the show can get on that show right
this show, Yeah, we need to watch say eleven tenth
(03:45):
Central of All Ages Mail Back Time. Let's go read
it all year something we call Bobby back Year. Hello,
Bobby Bones, my boyfriend and I are having an ongoing argument,
and I hope you could sell it for us. I
think it's rude to not return someone's text, especially when
(04:08):
it's from your girlfriend. He will sometimes take hours to respond.
I also think when you take hours to respond, you
should start a response with why it took so long
to respond. But he thinks it's no big deal and
that it doesn't need an explanation. Also, he thinks it's
rude when I text more than once before getting a response.
(04:29):
How can you be sure they got the first text?
What do you think scient Tiffany the texture? I love
phone talk favorite gonna talk talk about phone rules and etiquet.
I love it. Okay, I guess. First of all, it
depends on is he on his phone a lot. I'll
go to a situation where if I'm texted, you guys know,
unless I'm in the working out or i'm lindearly in something,
(04:50):
I cannot look at my phone. I'm on my phone
all the time. Yes, so you'll probably get one back
from me pretty quick unless I'm just not at the phone.
But I never just put it away for the sake
of mental health. No way, that ain't mental healthy for me.
My wife may go four hours without even looking at
her phone. Well, I'll text her be like, why did
you not respond? He goes, Oh, the phone's been in
the bats. Sorry, I'll put it in the eleven am
this morning and haven't looked at it. Like, but it's
(05:11):
four pm. She's like, isn't that great? No, but she
has a healthy separation from her phone. If your boyfriend's
like she is, I think it's okay that he doesn't
do that. The first thing I would ask him to do,
since this is an issue, is put on his red
texts so you can know if he reads the love it.
Oh he may hate that. Yeah that's true. But you
(05:33):
can ask him. You can ask him because if his
answers I didn't see it, great, Well, then let's put
your reds reads on exactly and so and maybe you
have to make an exchange for him one neuty picture
a day for a week. If he piss his red
who knows. I don't know what dolls you're making your relationship.
I have no idea. First of all, that's an issue
to think about um. Second of all, yeah, I would
be irritated if he's looking at his phone he doesn't
(05:54):
respond for fo or five hours, I would be like,
why not? Yeah, you're so close. You can multi text.
There's a level of friendship. There's a threshold when you
can text people two and three times if they haven't responded,
Eddie or Amy. If they don't respond, I'd be like, yo,
where yet? Hey what about this? Hello? But that's a
level you hit where it's like close circle and above well,
(06:18):
and we know with you if we honestly, though, sometimes
if it needs a response, we have to put a
question mark. Oh yeah, yes, I'm tired of people going like,
why didn't you respond? You didn't ask a question. If
it's more of a statement, then he's like, okay, I
saw it, Cooe. I have accepted your statement. You've stated it.
I've read it. It has been stated. I know. But
you you know that's not how us normal people communicate.
(06:41):
You stated it, I understood it the end. I don't
need to send you a receipt of statement read I know.
So now I just try to form everything as a question. Yeah,
and so here you go. He should respond, but he
should respond quicker if he sees it absolutely and you
get a figure way to punish him. I don't know
what that means. Yeah, like the boyfriend thing, that's a
little weird where he's just like I think he's cheating
maybe now, oh wow, that like why for hours and hours? No,
(07:04):
I just think he's not a good communicator. I also
don't think he's cheating either. If he's not a good communicator,
this is on brand, and you've got to work with
him on being um a little more present on how
you're feeling at the time when he is not responding. Yeah,
and the red messages might help. Yeah. And second yeah,
and trade something out whatever that is. And secondly, he
doesn't need to go I'm so sorry, it's been fine. Oh,
(07:27):
he doesn't need to apologize. Just text no, just text back,
but just don't be that bad. Yeah, we don't need
to apologize for that, because yes, for some of us,
for our mental health, we do put our phones away
for a long time, and we shouldn't have to apologize
for that. It's more like, and you know, Caitlin and
I Bobby's wife, We've talked about this before. It's like, hey,
you know, thanks for being patient with me. Da da
da da da da, Like you shouldn't have to apologize.
I don't say that. And I'm good at one word
(07:48):
text backs. I give you what you need when one
word usually oh, and I'm like refrigerator cat nip, I'm
more word. You're like like what is that I mean?
And I'm like, sorry, wrong person. Uh. And then you
can multi text somebody that is in your B plus
or above in your circle of life. You can multi
text boom boom boom B B minus. I probably start
(08:10):
to just be a little more precious with that. You wait, yeah,
you wait a little bit. Good luck, Tiffany. Sounds like
a long term problem that you're gonna have to slowly
work on, slowly fix this. All right, that's the mailback.
Thank you, we got your that was about to close.
(08:31):
These are a few questions on the b team Facebook page.
Number one, did Bobby say quote lay down refrigerator that
people took meat out of? I'm laughing out loud of that, hillbilly.
You did say that. I don't what is it? The
freezer in the garage? People that have extra refrigerators in
the garage, and that wasn't a fridge, a freezers. I mean,
(08:52):
that makes me a hillbilly. I gotta know that there
are other things. Ain't mean a hillbilly. I didn't know
that was it, And I think it's the fact that
you called it a laidown refrigerator. That's what it was.
In my mind. We could barely afford to stand out refrigerator,
much less a laid down one a second one. So
that was a freeze s where I saw things coming
out of there. It was the real name of it, though,
lay down deep freezer, deep freezer. That's yeah, dude, not
(09:13):
lay down fridge chuckles. Hey, chuckles, you like that. I'm
an idiot. Okay, this is from Christy. Hey, I'd like
to think of myself as a big show fan. I
listened consistently for about a decade, maybe longer. I know
they obviously have other tech and men people who work
for the show, But I was listening to a podcast.
(09:33):
I literally found myself out lout and say, who the
blank is Kevin? When Bobby asked him who his team
was he put in the draft? Anyone else react like me, Yes,
Kevin works behind the scenes, and I guess I just
referred to him, and someone's like, who's that. It's like
a new character just showing up and they don't address
It's true. Yeah, character, Kevin works behind the scenes on
the show, and he's also on my sports podcast, so
(09:54):
that is true. Sorry about that. I should have set
it up. Here's another one. Is it just me or
have there been more artist interviews lately? It's a good question.
Maybe so. I think we do interviews in seasons, meaning
sometimes there's just a lot of good ones. We turn
a lot down, but we never go let's do more interviews.
For example, Richard Marks That wasn't an interview we had planned.
That was just him reposting Abby and we went, let's
(10:15):
see if we can get him on to talk to him.
So sometimes those organic things happen. But I don't know, Scoobye,
there's been a lot more interviews lately. I feel like
summer is always busier with artists as they're doing their
albums and they're getting for tours. Yeah, so I feel like, yeah,
they are right. We have a lot had a lot
more last few months. I'm not disagreeing at all, but
we purposely, I'm not sat in the room and said
let's get all more interviews. Yeah, it wasn't on purpose. No.
(10:36):
One final question from the B team is Eddie still
doing reels? Eddie? Yeah, I'm still doing reels making money?
Dang right? Why do you he's mine? I am, Yes,
i am. I'm making good money doing reels. But also
the bonuses aren't for ongoing forever? What do you mean?
Every month it says do you want to renew your bonus?
And I say yes, absolutely, Instagram keeps paying you. Yeah,
(10:58):
have you got the money? Oh yeah? My wife says
I keep getting checks from Instagram, Like, what is it?
I'm like, oh, it's my reals pretty good? Huh? Are
you proud of daddy? So yeah? Sometimes because she likes that,
she's like, that's funny when you say that, how much money?
Can't you guys, that's the biggest check you ever gout?
I can't. I can't. I can't ask an artist and
(11:19):
ever again, like when are we talking about money? And like, okay,
what's the song on the page of the most? If
I don't answer my question, I can't in good faith
asking an artist that question. I can tell you what
real has paid me the most. No, I don't care
in that in that kind of format, and I'll take it.
I'll take it. Go. Yeah, Dirk's Bentley riding a vite. Yeah,
because he's got the most horse. I mean, I got
that was a good paycheck? Really, Yeah, dude, you gonna
(11:39):
tell any of us? No, I can't tell you guys.
By the way, Abby says, Eddie wants to charge her
to make reels. Eddie's been charging people. I've already charged her.
What all sales are final? Yes, Eddie charged you money?
Who did? Yeah? He helped me with my last real
what happened? Um? So I had what I wanted to
make one about Richard Marks and act like I'm like
waiting for him to call, Like I'm right here, you waiting.
(12:00):
Have you read here? Yeah? Yes, I wanted to have
the music of his song actually like playing in the
background while I'm sitting there like waiting for the call.
But I didn't know how to do that, like on Instagram,
how you can just like put the charge you Yes,
you paid him? Hear me out? Then Morgan number tunis
to start charging Eddie. Wow, let me you want to
hear my side of the story? Mine blown? You got
(12:21):
fifteen seconds. She came to me and said, hey, can
you help me with this? I said, yeah, and do
that or if you need to, just download an app
and there's apps for that, and she goes, okay. She
spent about thirty minutes. I can't do it, and I
was like, well, I guess I can do it on
my system, but I'll have to charge you for that.
How much you charge her? Five dollars? That's so dumb.
Five dollars. She probably makes nobody help Eddie do anything
and less you charge him. Yep, that's right, she's making
(12:45):
money on reel. Help me on a reel? Have you
ever helped Eddie with anything? Yes, I have multiple times,
So like one hundred fifty bucks now, probably no help Eddie.
Eddie's on probation. Don't help him. What if I give
her five bucks? About right now? You're in there, you're
in the dog. Does that mean he has to pay
if he uses in? Is real too? No, that's not
the case. We already had that. Yes, that's said and done. Wow,
(13:07):
I can't believe you charged your app and he told
me no refunds. He's like, there's no final That's what
I said. How did you pay him? Casca? Because I
knew her the Dollar store? No, listen, because I knew
when she was gonna use Richard Mark's music there was
a big good chance they'll get flagged and not and
be pulled. So I was like, hey, all sales are final.
I can't believe this. I'm a little bit in shocked.
What do you mean, Hey, that's that's a business, and
(13:27):
I'm in the business. I'm making money. It took him
like two minutes. Also, okay, I'm over this. Kane Brown like,
I love country music. We're gonna play this. Nobody helped Eddie. Okay,
for how long if he's on the side of road,
broken leg needs to ride. Don't whoa broken leg unless
he pays you. All right, it's time for the good news.
(13:49):
These two friends, Rick and Jerry were exploring a cave
system Zuri, and they discovered dog back in the back
like they had been walking through. And they were like, wow,
the Abbey is her name, and it's an elderly dog.
They're missing for two months. Abby had a scape from
her family and had gone into this cave or all
these turns and she couldn't figure how to get out.
It turns out, I mean it's over two months. I
(14:09):
mean two months he's talking'd been missing, so they don't
really know how long she was back there, but they
could tell for a while. But they were in the
right place at the right time. They rescued her, and
it wasn't they just said, come on an, it's good
out of here. Like they had to actually carry her
through things, low places, water places. She's old, so she
was not in good shape. In the end. They were
also tired that they had a duple bag. They had
(14:29):
to get rid of the duple bag the steffend and
put her in the dupele bag and carry her out that,
but they did it. They worked their way through five
hundred feet a very tight, awkward spaces until they reached
the surface. They said, Abby, the dog almost felt like
she knew what was happening. She was so cooperative. I'm
gonna tell you, don't care what's happening. He come in
a bag. I'm probably gon freak out her little bit.
I'm a kick, I'm gonna scream. It all worked out.
Abby's family was contacted and they have their dog back,
(14:52):
which they did not think, and the dog's life was saved.
That is an awesome story. I love a good dog rescue.
That is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good on phone. It's Michelle in New Orleans. Michelle, Michelle, Michelle,
good morning, How are you? Good morning morning studio morning. Hey,
(15:12):
So we're gonna play a little game about the eighties.
Can you tell me what decade you were born in? Okay,
she hits it. Now. I'm not a big eighties guy,
and I've said on this show many times we should
eliminate the eighties other than the Golden Girls, the Beastie Boys,
Richard Marks and that's right, our Bert's including Michelle's. That's right, So, Michelle,
(15:37):
we're gonna play sounds from the eighties because I was
told if I just do more eighties stuff, I like
more eighties stuff. How do you how do you feel
about the eighties? All nineties? I am all nineties girls,
same bro? You know the eighties. I call that the
poop of the decades. Oh? Good, made that up? Right now?
All right, let's play the game. I don't have a sheet.
(15:57):
I don't know what these sounds are. Actually, I was
Rantica looking for my sheet to play the game. But
I'm not hosting this game. Ray, you're hosting the game.
How many are there? We've got thirteen? Oh, we're not
doing all thirteen? So wow? What did we get them all?
Real quick? Though? I doubt it. We can't because we're
walk competing. You'll do eliminator style, Yes, eliminator style? Miss it?
You're out? Okay? Ready? Ray? Yep, you go with the
(16:19):
first one. Wow. Goodbye to you guys. No, no, goodbye
to everyone else except you and me. We do it again, Ray, Yeah,
I mean yeah, is this really gonna eliminate? I mean, Amy,
We're out. It's easy, guys, I do Maybe they this
(16:41):
is the original and they up ready you all right, lunchbox.
The more you know that's what I have, the more
you know it sounds, the more you know Amy, the
more you know Okay, all right, Okay, that, by the way,
was a little thing public of his announcements. It's a
famous but I want to go, don't touch the stove
(17:03):
because your hand will be burned. Didn't sound would play
and go? The more you know that kind of thing?
All right? What else I got? Of course? Are we
playing for this lady? I didn't think about that part.
I just put her on the phone and let me listen.
Yeah know, I was like, and then I'm like, she's
just listening in. She's like, I wonder what I'm doing? Yeah,
why not? How come Munchbo want to step in and go?
I have? Well, I guess I'm not used to playing,
so I would have been raised job as the host. Ray, Ray,
(17:27):
what's the caller doing? Um? Who do you want to
play for? Now? Who does she want to play for her? Yeah?
I guess I'll go with Eddie just because what sorry
because I went things because Eddie's old. But you understand,
How'm I'm playing too? Whatever? Okay? And Ray? What is
she playing for? It's good hundred dollars Sonic gift card. Wow. Okay,
(17:50):
ready for the next one? Yeah, go ahead, I got it.
A man, I remember the one organ You have any
idea on that one? No? Nothing? She checked out, she
has she's one of the nineties. Um, all right, I'll
go first. Pee Wee Harmon, Peter Harmon. It was legit,
(18:15):
all right, I'm trying to beat Eddie now, all right?
Next up? Oh, i'man what I mean? These are all
iconic sounds from the eighties. I'm in right here. Sorry,
(18:35):
that sounds so real. Okay, let's box. It was a
pinball machine, Amy o don pinball, pinball machine? Amy goes
down down? Next stop? Go ray? What I mean? What
(18:56):
do we write that that is? Do that again? I
know what that is there? You don't. I know what
it's from? Will that be acceptable? Yeah? What's from? Yes?
Oh that's what I wrote? Okay? Where this is known from? Yeah? Yeah,
that's what I have to know where it's from. I
(19:17):
know it's a one more time, right, I mean not
that it matters put some well, I have car horn,
but I don't know what's not I mean the thing
on earth? No, No, all right, lunchbox. Your answer, Duke's
a hazard, that's right. Yeah, but it's the car horner.
(19:42):
But you just said car horn. Okay, that's what he does.
He hits up with the possum. We have dukes of
hazardszard right, that right? Yea, that seventies. What's I'm in
for the wom o everydian? Yeah, I say sloth. You guys, well,
(20:09):
that's both right, but it's sloth from the goonies. Oh yeah,
but it's sloth, you guys say the person, Well, the
car horn was in car horn. It was Duke's hazzard. No,
that's literally sloth. But that's literally. This is where Ray
would come in and say what's accessible. I'm more specific
than you guys are. Congratulations, you get a bonus point.
Thank you. Right, I'm wrong I said I say you
(20:30):
were all right. I didn't say you're wrong. Ray. Yeah,
I mean you guys are both right. Thank you, Ray,
because I don't care. Go ahead this guy. Yeah, huh,
I don't know any Oh I got that one was again.
Oh yeah, how are you taking a hiatus? Oh? Oh yeah,
(20:55):
I'm in Hulk Hogan run game. Oh yeah, I want
to get boned. Hey, stop that. Hey. Oh yeah, macho man.
R oh yes, a slim gym macho man. Randy Savage
was playing minor league baseball, broke his arm, learned how
(21:16):
to play ball with the other arm. Huh wow, and
then he ran for governor. That was both Arnold Towards
and Enger two and a lot of other governors. All right,
let's go fast round because I got run out of talk.
Yeah there's two. Oh yes, do it again. Yeah, I
(21:37):
got it. See you lunch, Hey, Eddie your mic song? Okay,
turn Ammy's off too, because she's like, I kind of know.
Hit that again. Go ahead, Yeah, I got it. Oh man,
I have no idea. I'll let you have this one. Bob,
you're not letting me have it. You have it. I
feel bad. Do you think I put full house because
I don't know anything. I believe, Hey, I believe. It's
(21:59):
a fellow that is shaped like a picture and he's
read and he goes to the name of the kool
aid man. Michelle, Michelle, you did not one, You did
not pass go, you did not click two hundred dollars
(22:19):
the eighties about the eighties, just because I know about Michelle.
Bobby knows a lot about everything. If you if you
ever listen to the show, Bobby knows about everything. It
doesn't matter if he was the quizble captain in seventh grade. Yeah, goodness,
he knows everything. All right, Michelle, you did so annoying
you would have just picked me. I'll tell you what next,
Samity play where I can get on. We'll play a
(22:40):
game for sure. Let's let her come on and she
can pick again. Okay, your MIC's not on your My
husband been on him like the whole time. Yeah, rude, No,
that's because you were like, why know when he does,
you shut him down. I didn't know generally. You were like,
I know, just for the record, sure or fALS I
didn't know that one I did it. I had it wrong.
(23:04):
Swing your hips from side to side. Listen, do the Mario.
It's time to go the Mario da and we're done.
Thank you very much. We'll get Michelle on to play
another game. It's time for time marches on around the
(23:26):
room sharing. How you know time marches on because you
see it, you're getting older, you feel it, you're getting older.
I'll go first. My my caps cramped up in the
middle of the night when I was sleeping I have
no idea what happened. Both of them same time, hard
cramps in my calves. And I woke up like this, okay,
I was like, what's going on. I'm like, I don't know.
They're still sore. I don't know what happened to me.
(23:47):
But both calves cramped like hard little golf balls at
the same time. Never happened before. Looked it up on
web MD. I'm gonna dine in the next twenty four hours.
But it's all something about he's not happening. That's right.
I've got cramps before, but never in my sleep. Edie,
I got a cramp in your sleep. No, man, Man,
I'm older than you. I know. Gosh, you're getting really old.
(24:08):
And I know Edie one of yours. Well. I went
to home deeper the other day because it was time
to fertilize my yard. I googled it. I got this
new app about garden and says you got to do
it about three every three months. So man, I got
the big sack, I got the bucket where you like
hit a button and it spreads it all over the yard.
And when I was done, Man, I just sat there
(24:28):
and looked at the yard and I'm like, I am
really excited about this, and I'm like, dang, I'm turned
into my dad. Like that's what my dad used to
do it. That's what you thought. He used to cut
the grass and be like, oh so that's beautiful with
a beer in his hand. You thought I'm turning into
my dad. I thought I'm dying. No, yes, two things, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, lunchbox. Well,
I drove with my wife the other day and there's
(24:50):
this big store called Costco. We pulled in the parking lot.
We went up to the registration desk and we said,
we'd like to do the oldest thing we've ever done
it in life. We want to be come members at Costco.
And when I used to work at Costco and Sam's,
I looked at the people that shop there as old
farts and I was there joining and I looked at
(25:10):
my wife. I said, this is officially the oldest thing
we have ever done in our life old farts club. Yeah,
all right, there it is. Well. I went to the
dermatologist yesterday and had four spots on my face like
(25:31):
addressed because I have so much sun damage. And he
said it's stuff from when I was a young kid,
like teenager and in my twenties doing tanning beds. But
now he said it takes years and years and years
for it to pay off, and here I am. And
then I also had another spot in my back, like
removed for a biopsy, and I was like, what this
is the saddest Are you okay? No? But like we're
(25:54):
sunscreen guys. Yeah, I hear you don't do tanning beds.
I don't. Are you there too? But I hope my
tanny because I went t deviled this is a little bit.
So I hope that doesn't come back or all of
a sudden, I have like a bunny on my hip.
Bunny on my hip. I get it checked out all right.
(26:14):
Time March. If you're under like thirty, you don't get
that job. The rest of everyboy thoughts thirty funny. This
is Haley and Alex from Liberty Hill, Texas. We love
your shot. Snake in the Grass, lunch bluffs, Amy, Eddie
and Scuba on the episode. Just don't make Amy the snake.
She's a terrible nyer and she gets scans all the time.
(26:37):
We love your show. I don't think anybody would disagree
with good point. Okay, Oh tonight the show's on USA
eleven tenth Central, and the plan is if we can
get this thing to like a season two or season three,
and then we got a good shot to get the
show on there. Listen all ages from three to eighty eight.
You need to watch or nightie, I mean, I mean,
(26:59):
I don't know. I don't know if it ages at
a rating you have no idea. So tonight eleven tenth Central,
you're Amy's pile of stories. So I have tips from
burglars on how to protect your home from them. I
love talking to a good burgling. Yeah, they do. They
get them as they're arresting them. I guess maybe they've
changed their ways and they're like, hey, you know what,
(27:20):
we'd actually like to help people out. So here's some
things they can do. All right, go ahead, use a
wireless alarm system. If you're when they can't cut your
wire exactly, it's like, hey, all you're gonna do is
cut the wires and you're good to go. That's a
less advanced system, so you're probably gonna be paying a
little bit more, but it might save you in the
long run. Put your put your front porchlight on a timer.
(27:40):
Some people when they're going out of town. They just
leave their front porch light on and it's on twenty
four hours a day. That is a sign to people
that you might be gone. Well, then looks like I'm
gone all the time. I just forget to turn mine off,
and I'm at home, rob on at home, But I
don't turn that sucker off. Well, and then you'll be like, yeah,
that'll happen to all right. What else? If you're gonna
get a dog, get one that's scary, Well, Stanley sounds scary, Yeah,
(28:06):
it does. And he will run through your legs. He's big. Yes,
he will want you to pet him and scratch's belly,
but he will run through your shins and knock you down. Yeah. Now,
I have a dog. She's a Labordoodle and she's not
that scary. But when I had a Rottweiler people, I
would walk with her in people part ways. It was amazing. Okay,
I have a question from a bride. She's wondering if
editing her sister in law's outfit and the family photos
(28:28):
for the wedding is wrong. Answers yes, okay, without asking. Yes, Well,
her sister in law wore white, and so she was
irritated by it, so she had the photographer change her
outfit to gray. Hilarious. I'm not gonna act a funny,
but you probably need to say something about it before
all of a sudden the pictures start showing up. Yeah,
and she's in a different outfit. The sister in law
(28:49):
saw the gray outfit and was unhappy. I have country
artists who don't drink alcohol, so if you happen to
not drink, you're definitely in good company anymore. Ever anymore,
that's good. That's a good question. Jake doesn't drink anymore.
Jake one doesn't drink anymore? Ding dinging. He's on the list. Okay,
go ahead, So I'll run through the top five. Tim mcgrawl,
(29:10):
Keith Urban, Jody Messina, and Bobby Bones. I'm on that list. Yeah,
you're an artist. Are the raging idiots? Yes? Stop stop it.
I don't even know if I named five, but we'll
throw Christiansen in the mix too. But it says here
Bobby Bones has never drank alcohol due to the addiction
(29:32):
gene in his family. He's been worried his whole life
that if he takes one drink of alcohol, he will
like it. And it will create an addiction. It'd be awesome. Yeah,
I win when what I don't know, but I would win.
I'd be the best at it all Right, what else?
Maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. Shout out to the
(29:57):
Jefferson City Marine Corps League. They are a group of
marine veterans that come together to support others that need help,
others that have served. And they got a call about
a guy that needed a wheelchair ramp installed on their
deck so that way when they came home from the hospital,
they were good to go. When they got there to
assess the situation, the deck was totally falling apart. So
(30:20):
what did they do. They didn't just decide to add
a ramp to this you know, wonky deck. They ripped
it down. Ten other former marines showed up and they
built a deck. Scrugs lumber donated a lot of the wood.
Lows even stepped up and gave them some good pricing
on other things and hardware, and the whole crew was
able to build a brand new deck and the new
(30:41):
ramp all before the homeowner returned. And I just thought
it was super cool. That they rallied together for this
that is super cool, and that they were motivated to
do it. They went above and beyond. Obviously weren't inspired,
but then they stayed motivated, which is tough, and they finished.
They built changed the live obviously of him. All right,
great story. That's why we do the segment. That's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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